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Publisher Graham Jarrett Editor Jessica Bryce Young Editorial Staff Writer Monivette Cordeiro Calendar Editor Thaddeus McCollum Music Editor Matthew Moyer Digital Content Editor Colin Wolf Interns Adam Manno, Aileen Perilla, Martina Smith, Marimar Toledo Contributors Rob Bartlett, Jen Cray, James Dechert, Hannah Glogower, Liv Jonse, Holly V. Kapherr, Faiyaz Kara, Seth Kubersky, Bao Le-Huu, Nick McGregor, Cameron Meier, Richard Reep, Sierra Reese, Joey Roulette, Steve Schneider, Ken Storey Advertising Major Accounts Specialist Leslie Egan Senior Multimedia Account Executive Dan Winkler Account Manager Lindsey Hahn Multimedia Account Executives Patty Fisher, Jessica Flynn, Shannon Maggio, Scott Navarro Classified and Legal Rep Jerrica Schwartz Marketing and Events Events Director Zackary Rowe Events and Promotions Manager Brad Van De Bogert Marketing and Events Coordinator Rachel Hoyle Marketing & Events Interns Stephanie Viera Creative Services Creative Services Manager Shelby Sloan Editorial Designer Chris Tobar Rodriguez Graphic Designer Melissa McHenry Graphic Designer Ian Jones Business Operations Manager Hollie Mahadeo Business Assistant Allysha Willison Circulation Circulation Manager Collin Modeste Euclid Media Group Chief Executive Officer Andrew Zelman Chief Operating Officers Chris Keating, Michael Wagner Human Resources Director Lisa Beilstein Digital Operations Coordinator Jaime Monzon euclidmediagroup.com

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IN CASE YOU MISSED IT

BY MONIVETTE CORDEIRO

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NEWS + FEATURES

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FOOD + DRINK

MUSIC 27 Fall concerts preview Twenty Orlando shows not to miss between now and the end of the year, plus a few more worth a road trip

15 Wining, dining, redefining

7 Pulse: In Memoriam A profile of Pulse Nightclub shooting victim Luis Vielma

7 ICYMI News you need to know but may have missed in the past week

There’s a lot more than cheese plates on the menu at unpretentious Winter Park wine bar the Parkview

33 A tale of two bands

We take a cue from Don the Beachcomber with our reinterpretation of the Test Pilot

Twin Peaks’ Jack Dolan on the difference between the “record Twin Peaks” and the “live band Twin Peaks” (both of which kick ass)

19 Recently Reviewed

33 Picks This Week

17 Remix

Great live music rattles Orlando every night

Short takes on restaurants we’ve visited recently

7 This Modern World

35 This Little Underground

8 Legends of the Fall

Surfer Blood return with battle scars, Eugene Snowden and Circa show the different faces of Orlando soul

Fiddling while Florida burns: There are no excuses for Republicans’ gamesmanship over Zika

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FILM

36 Selections 38 The Week 39 Down the Road

23 Hanks soars in Sully Eastwood film examines the 2009 Hudson River plane crash from the captain’s seat

Orlando Shakes puts audiences right in the middle of West Side Story’s star-crossed romance – as well as its very timely message about hate and bigotry

23 Film Listings

13 Live Active Cultures

Movies playing this week: When the Bough Breaks, The Wild Life and more

Mike Delamont of God Is a Scottish Drag Queen returns to Orlando to set the record straight: God hates Florida with a fiery passion

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Back Pages

51 Savage Love 51 Gimme Shelter 52 Classifieds

Cinema-oriented events to go see this week

24 On Screens in Orlando

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Every week between now and the one-year anniversary of the Pulse Nightclub shootings, Orlando Weekly will profile a person killed on June 12, 2016. This week: Luis Vielma

When his co-workers raised their wands for Luis Vielma outside the Hogwarts castle at Universal Orlando, they remembered the fallen Gryffindor for his bravery and kindness.

Vielma, 22, was an attendant for the Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey ride. He graduated from Seminole High School in 2011 and from Seminole State College in 2014, according to his obituary. Recently, he had enrolled at the college again to train as an emergency medical technician. Like the children of many Latino immigrants, Vielma served as the English translator for his Spanish-speaking parents. As the oldest of three, he helped his parents with their

businesses and mentored his siblings. In his free time, he volunteered at the All Souls Catholic church in Sanford and played soccer with the Deltona Adult Soccer League.

After Vielma’s death on June 12 in a mass shooting at the gay nightclub Pulse, J.K. Rowling, the creator of the world he loved so much, sent a wreath of red flowers to his funeral and a handwritten card.

“To Luis, who died for love,” the author wrote. “You will never be forgotten.”

Vielma was buried in his parents’ hometown, Coyuca de Catalán, Mexico. Near the candles, plush toys and flowers left in a memorial at Pulse, his family left a poster decorated with pictures of the young man and hearts.

“Living in this world without you is not easy, but I know that God has you in his arms,” his younger sister, Kim Vielma, wrote.

“I remember that last tight hug I gave you before I went to Mexico, you tried letting me go sooner but I held on tight to annoy you. …

Luis, you made me the wonderful person I am today. I can’t wait to have my first dance with you in heaven. Brian and I looked up to you as the perfect human being you were. We all need your strength and love to push forward.

We love you and adore you with all of our hearts. Nothing will ever change that. I love you so much Luis. I’ll see you again soon.”

– Monivette Cordeiro

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BY MONIVETTE CORDEIRO

Election battles, hurricane woes, a terrible time for rockets and other things you may have overlooked this week »

After what seemed like endless months of nasty attacks and annoying political commercials, U.S. Sen. Marco Rubio and U.S. Rep. Patrick Murphy have emerged victorious in the respective Republican and Democratic primaries for Rubio’s seat. Prepare yourself for three more months of mud-slinging between these two.

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Is Grayson out for good?

After losing the opportunity to send Rubio down to Miami for at least four more years, U.S. Rep. Alan Grayson’s political career looks a little shaky. The domestic abuse allegations and hedge fund reports translated to Grayson losing badly to Murphy and in some precincts, even to newcomer Pam Keith. Like his choice in boots, Grayson’s career has been unpredictable, but something we do know is the Orlando Democrat is going to try his best to come back on top.

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ICYMI ILLUSTRATION BY CHRIS TOBAR RODRIGUEZ

Rubio, Murphy win Florida primaries for U.S. Senate seat.

Aramis Ayala bests Jeff Ashton in race for Orange-Osceola State Attorney.

Ayala, a former prosecutor and public defender, pulled the best upset of last week’s election night, soundly beating Ashton in the Democratic race for State Attorney 57 percent to 43 percent. With only a write-in candidate as an opponent, Ayala is on her way to an easy win in November.

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Hermine hits Florida after more than a decade without a hurricane.

All good hurricane droughts come to an end, we guess. Hermine hit Florida’s Panhandle with a lot of wind, rain and falling trees, and it even caused some nasty flooding in Tampa and Sarasota.

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A SpaceX Falcon 9 explodes at the Cape Canaveral Air Force Station.

The explosion on the launch pad happened during a routine test in advance of a planned Saturday launch and resulted in no injures. The bad news: The rocket’s lost payload included a $90 million Amos 6 satellite built by Israel Aerospace Industries that was going to be used for services like Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerburg’s Internet.org initiative, which brings broadband internet access to African countries. mcordeiro@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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BY J EF F R E Y C . B I L L MA N

FIDDLING WHILE FLORIDA BURNS

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The secretary of the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services and the White House budget director implored Congress to act: “Failure to do so will significantly impede the administration’s ability to prepare for There are no excuses for Republicans’ gamesmanship over Zika and respond to possible local transmission in the contif you ever needed confirmation of how irredeemably “Sore losers,” U.S. Sen. John Cornyn, R-Texas, called nental United States and Hawaii, and address a growing FUBAR Washington, D.C., has become, look no fur- Democrats. “The Democrats are more focused on pro- public health crisis in Puerto Rico.” Radio silence.

Meanwhile, the Zika threat grew apace. According to ther than the gridlock – actually, gridlock is too kind tecting the mosquito than they are protecting people,” the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, nearly a word; let’s go with rage-inducing shit show – surround- said Sen. John Barasso, R-Wyoming.

The media, so enamored with objectivity, largely 17,000 people in the United States and its territories ing funding to combat the Zika virus, which with every passing day becomes an increasingly clear and present refused to put blame where it unequivocally belonged. have contracted Zika. Of them, 1,500 – including 80 in “Whichever side is more to blame,” the New York Times Florida – are pregnant mothers. At least 15 babies have danger to Florida’s public health.

A quick recap: In February, the Obama administra- reported, “it was clear that no new government funds been born with Zika-related defects. By year’s end, the tion asked Congress to allocate $1.9 billion in emergency would be approved ….” Whichever side is more to blame. feds expect that 25 percent of Puerto Ricans will have funds to fight the virus, which can cause brain damage “Members of Congress remain entrenched politically Zika. And, for good measure, just last week, mosquitoes and other birth defects in the children of infected moth- over funding to fight the Zika virus,” wrote the Associated in Miami Beach tested positive for Zika. So far, at least ers. Republicans thought that was too much money. Press, “with Republicans and Democrats pointing fin- 49 people have contracted Zika in Florida, according to While Congress debated, the White House shifted $600 gers over the failure to act ….” Republicans and Democrats the Florida Department of Health, not after traveling to million from Ebola research – because that’s not impor- entrenched politically, pointing fingers. “The partisan Central or South America or having sex with someone who did. tant – to Zika. In May, the U.S. Senate approved $1.1 clash casts serious doubt on It’s only going to get worse. whether Congress will be billion for Zika, which Democrats grudgingly accepted.

Indeed, it’s only a matter of Then it went to the conservative fever swamp of able to heed increasingly IF A CLEAN ZIKA BILL GOT time before Florida is just the House of Representatives, which deemed the Zika dire warnings from public TO THE FLOOR, DEMOCRATS as infected as Puerto Rico, threat worthy of only $622 million and scrounged most health officials …,” wrote the before we hear about the of that money from other federal programs. After that, Washington Post. Partisan WOULD VOTE FOR IT AND first Zika case contracted the two versions went to a conference committee, clash.

THE WHITE HOUSE WOULD SIGN IT. in Orlando. Compounding With the waters sufcontrolled by Republicans, to be reconciled. The bill THE ONLY THING GUMMING matters further: Last week, that emerged restored the $1.1 billion, but came with ficiently muddled and the THE WORKS IS REPUBLICANS’ we learned of research suga catch. Several catches, actually. Republicans packed nebulous, ever-present gridDESIRE TO GET A RANSOM FOR gesting that mosquitoes the bill with a grab bag of riders that Democrats imme- lock ascribed blame across can transmit Zika to their diately deemed poison pills: $534 million in cuts to the board, there’s been no THEIR HOSTAGE. offspring, which means the Obamacare, limits on Planned Parenthood’s contracep- electoral price to pay for virus won’t go away when tive services, reversing a ban on flying the Confederate this brinksmanship. And if winter comes. flag in national cemeteries, and loosening EPA restric- there’s no electoral price to Long story short: This is a bona fide and looming pay, there’s no incentive to stop. This is, after all, musttions on pesticides.

So the White House threatened to veto. In late June, pass legislation; everyone knows that. Everyone also crisis, especially for Florida. Republicans need to act Democrats filibustered. And Republicans, sensing an knows that, if a clean Zika bill got to the floor, Democrats like it, to stop playing games with people’s lives, to stop opportunity to put their opponents on their heels in an would vote for it and the White House would sign it. The using an emergency to elicit a ransom. If they refuse, only thing gumming the works is Republicans’ desire to Florida voters need to exact a price. election year, pounced.

“It’s a talking point they want to take into the July get a ransom for their hostage. @jeffreybillman on Twitter Two months later, the stalemate persists. More than Fourth recess,” said Sen. Marco Rubio, R-Florida. feedback@orlandoweekly.com

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[ theater review ]

Carly Evans as Maria, Marc Koeck as Tony, Karli Dinardo as Anita, and Marco Antonio Santiago as Bernardo

WESTERN UNION Orlando Shakes puts audiences right in the middle of West Side Story’s star-crossed romance – as well as its very timely message about hate and bigotry

BY S E TH KUBERSKY

PHOTOS BY LUKE EVANS

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omewhere in America tonight, West Side Story is tation better than anyone are choreographer Anthony being performed, just as it has been nearly every Raimondi and actor Drew Foster (who plays Riff in this evening since its 1959 Broadway debut. Leonard production), both of whom performed with the national Bernstein’s score and Jerome Robbins’ staging are inar- tour that passed through the Bob Carr in 2011, as well as guably immortal, but can a Romeo and Juliet set among numerous other productions. But when I interview them Eisenhower-era youth still speak to audiences in the age of during an orchestra rehearsal the week before opening, Trump? According to Orlando Shakespeare Theater artistic both seem energized by the opportunities afforded by this director Jim Helsinger and his cast and crew, not only is in-your-face presentation.

“Audiences, especially the side audiences, are going to Tony and Maria’s tragedy more relevant here and now than ever before, but the production they are opening this week- feel like they are right in it. They are going to feel like they end is the most intimate West Side you’ve ever experienced. are in the gym, and under the highway for the rumble, The best-known musical based upon the Bard would because it’s all happening around them,” Foster enthuses.

Raimondi concurs: “Seeing it in this space, you’re in the seem a natural for Shakes, and Helsinger tells me that West middle of everything. You’re in the middle of the romance, Side has been on their wish list for years.

“We did a survey and West Side Story and Les Miz were in the middle of the violence,” he says, while reassuring me the top two musicals that people wanted to see. … There’s that the unconventional seating arrangement won’t render no musical that’s more resonant with us as a Shakespeare unrecognizable the beloved dance numbers. “I’ve learned the original Jerome Robbins choreogratheater than West Side Story, but we phy and that’s what I’m setting here,” he couldn’t get the rights.” The timing of WEST SIDE STORY says. “The biggest thing is keeping with their availability turned out to OST’s 7:30 p.m. Wednesday, Sept. 7 the intention of his choreography.” advantage: “In hindsight, I’m glad we through Oct. 9 If it still has the same intensity and couldn’t get the rights until now, because Orlando Shakespeare Theater integrity, Raimondi says, it’s in keeping we’re much better at doing musicals …

812 E. Rollins St. with Robbins’ objective. “You want to now we’re really ready.”

407-447-1700 keep with his original intention, but still Though the words and music are orlandoshakes.org make it fresh and open for a new cast to as everyone remembers, Helsinger $18-$65 interpret.” says that mounting it in the Margeson The intimate staging has also inspired Theater, where seating surrounds the stage on three sides, makes it a whole new show. “The fact scenic designer Jim Hunter, a veteran of two previous that it’s in three-quarters thrust fundamentally changes Shakes shows and of D.C.’s Folger Theater, who takes me the show in a way that makes it more intimate,” he says. “If on a tour of the mostly completed set. Realistically weathyou are sitting on the sides and you are watching the dance, ered brickwork and boards (painted by artist Rebecca Pancoast) authentically evoke an urban decay informed you’re not watching the dance, you’re at the dance.”

Two people who know the show’s traditional presen- by Helsinger’s days living in New York. “I lived in Hell’s

Kitchen when it was actually Hell’s Kitchen; I could never afford to live there now,” Helsinger says wryly. “I wanted that sense of the streets of New York, that this story takes place in a gritty environment. I don’t want the floor to look like a dance floor; it should look like asphalt.”

For the climactic rumble, the set also conceals some high-tech wizardry original Tony-winning designer Oliver Smith could only dream of. For the fight scene under the bridge, an overhead truss cantilevers down on a computercontrolled winch system. Patrons will want to keep their hands and feet tucked in when that happens – or maybe for the whole show, Helsinger jokes. “If you’re in the front row, criss-cross applesauce, because if you stick your legs out you’re going to get stepped on.”

Physical intimacy aside, everyone I speak with says this West Side feels especially immediate and relevant in the wake of the Pulse shooting. “I think it’s special that this show is happening in Orlando right now,” Foster reflects.

“There aren’t many musicals about gun violence and racism.” Raimondi echoes, “It’s interesting to see how the local actors are relating things that happened that night to things that happen in the show – the racism, the discrimination, the violence.”

Both Raimondi and Helsinger point to the scene where Anita is taunted as emblematic. As Helsinger puts it, “A story about prejudice against Latinos that ends in gun violence absolutely resonates right now.

“Whenever we take another group – LGBTQ, Latinos, immigrants – and paint them with a broad brush, [it’s] a dangerous and terrible thing. Individuals are individuals, and the more you do that, the more you create a selffulfilling prophecy.”

In our interview, Foster quotes playwright Arthur Laurents’ single-sentence synopsis of West Side: “Love cannot survive in a world of hate and bigotry.” Helsinger’s framing is even starker: “This is about what happens when we do not embrace others for their differences, and do not embrace the next immigrant group coming in … people get killed.”

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Carly Evans as Maria and Marc Koeck as Tony

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Mike Delamont has won over

Mike Delamont of God

critics and audiences at the last few Is a Scottish Drag Queen Orlando Fringe festivals with his fourreturns to Orlando to part satirical soliloquy God Is a Scottish Drag Queen, and on Saturday, Sept. 10, set the record straight: he returns to Orlando for a full-evening God hates Florida encore of parts 1 and 2 at the Plaza Live. with a fiery passion In advance of the show, I was granted this schizophrenically surreal three-way interview with Delamont and the cross-gender Deity he portrays. not Part 1 and then Part 2; it’s a fantastic combination of the two shows. Some Orlando Weekly: Welcome back to material got cut out because it was old Orlando! Obviously a name as big as and dated and some added in, so it is fresh yours could fill houses anywhere in and very funny. It’s the best version of the the world. Why do you keep return- show to see. ing to perform in Central Florida?

Mike Delamont: Well, we are doing a Between shootings, gators and large Canadian tour of the show and it just Zika, it’s been a rough summer here. didn’t seem right to miss out on Orlando. Is it true that “God Hates Florida”?

It is one of top three cities that the show MD: I don’t know if I am the best to does, and the people are so insanely sup- answer this. portive. You can’t quite beat the Orlando G: Let me set the record straight. I audiences. hate Florida with a fiery passion. I like God: I’m going for the churros. It will be Floridians, they are good people, but the nice to enjoy that city without the insane state needs to go. It’s a swamp. You live in heat. What is Central Florida like without a swamp. There should be MORE mosyour balls stuck to your leg? Perhaps that’s quitoes, and I have done my best to keep them at bay for a long time but each year a question I will finally get to answer!

I care less and less. It’s a dump. If humans Your show at the Plaza Live is a hadn’t invented air conditioning, nobody combination of God Is a Scottish would be there. All I’m saying is if my Drag Queen parts 1 and 2. Will there neighborhood was filled with Republicans, be anything new or different for giant bugs, hurricanes and heat from the patrons who saw them performed devil … I would move. I think the people of Florida should just flip open the Book previously at the Orlando Fringe?

MD: The last two years at the Fringe we to Revelation and start checking shit off. bumped up to a much larger venue and It’s time to go. Bring the mouse with you. we’ve had probably around 2,000 people Maybe try Idaho. see the show each year, but the first two years we were in a much smaller venue and I can’t argue with God being a drag the shows didn’t sell out, so only about 25 queen, but why Scottish? percent of the people who have seen parts G: I like it! I think it makes me accessible 3 and 4 have seen parts 1 and 2. So they can and delightfully lilty. finally see the original chapters.

MD: When we created the character in G: We have blended the two shows 2006, we tried out a few accents. English together, so even though it’s two acts it’s was the main one, but it came off as too

strict. With the Scottish accent people understand pretty quickly that the character is in on the joke the whole time.

G: What character?

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G: I get mine from a Village of great Value.

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If God has complete dominion over time and space, why did you always seem to get cut off before reaching the end of your material during the Fringe? Were you doing it on purpose as a test of our faith, or was it … Satan?!?

MD: It’s fair play! You have to leave the audience wanting more!

G: I always get cut off! I think it’s stupid that we can’t go longer! Nobody is seeing the stupid dance show next! But now we don’t have to worry about it. The show at the Plaza is two and a half hours! By the time I am through, the audience will want NO more.

Finally, the question philosophers have been trying to solve for eons: If God is all-knowing, all-loving and all-powerful, why do Trump things happen in the world?

G: Because without darkness we can’t see the light. And I honestly never thought he would make it this far. So … that’s on you. skubersky@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Asian ahi salad

WINING, DINING, REDEFINING There’s a lot more than cheese plates on the menu at this unpretentious Winter Park wine bar

BY FAIYAZ KARA

PHOTO BY ROB BARTLETT

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n a climate where craft beer and craft cocktails have a stranglehold on the adult beverage market, wine bars can seem like a relic or, at the very least, a nostalgic vestige of a bygone era. So while tight-panted beardos deliberate over summer saisons and bow-tied mustachios sip their Boulevardiers, the ascoted gent in a Savile Row suit broods over a glass of viognier while scoffing at those quaffy trends.

OK, that scene might’ve been painted with slightly exaggerated brushstrokes, but fact is, wine bars and those who frequent wine bars aren’t the least bit shaken by the onslaught of breweries or cocktail lounges and their “craft” labels. In fact, wine bars have quietly proliferated across the city – you may have even noticed “& wine bar” being tacked onto the names of many a restaurant of a sudden.

But the differentiators between a random “& wine bar” and a true wine bar aren’t just the variety of wines on offer (falling through rabbit holes of discovery should be a given at any wine bar), but other related factors: the quality of food pairings, for example; or the ability of staff to provide knowledgeable guidance; or the appearance and character of the place.

The Parkview, while not as sprawling a space as the Wine Room or as popular a draw as Luma, has an unpre-

tentiously comfortable air that its Park Avenue neighbors don’t. By day, we’ve sat on the sofas next to the windows and enjoyed sipping more than a few of the nearly 60 wines offered by the glass in boisterous fashion. At night, the dim lighting sets a more serious tone in which

to enjoy selections beyond the tried and true salumi-andcheese plates.

There’s bone marrow ($13), for example, and there’s a lot of that creamy fatness in the two canoe cuts dotted with mustard seeds and served with bread, roasted garlic, red pepper and sea salt on a cutting board (of course). A glass of Line 39 ($9) cab franc couldn’t make a better pairing.

Then there’s braised beet carpaccio ($11). While I much prefer thick cuts of the root veg, the red and golden discs thinly cut and dolled up with watermelon radish, grape slices and pistachio crumbles, then dolloped with goat cheese and raspberry coulis, lent an impressionist flair to the dish.

Resisting short rib Wellington ($23) is all but futile. It’s one of the more eye-catching items offered by chef A.J. Haines, and the pastry wrapped around meat braised for three days is flawless. Undercooked broccolini was the sole miss on a plate spiffed with butter-braised mushrooms, caramelized onions and roasted fingerling potatoes.

If there was an utter flub in our review visit, it was the crostini ($11) draped in dry duck confit, and soaked in a heavy underlayer of balsamic-fig reduction.

Chocolate truffles ($8 for three) are an entirely apropos end-of-meal offering for a wine bar, even if the presentation – three truffles huddled in the corner of a long rectangular plate with five dots of raspberry coulis (in decreasing order of size) on the other side – made us laugh. If you need something with more heft, the three-layer chocolate trifle ($9) fashioned by Annie’s Euro American Bakery in Longwood is a delectably safe choice.

The intriguing selection of bottles surrounding the restaurant’s tables will undoubtedly draw notice, especially the reasonable markup, from those wanting to purchase a bottle or two to take home, or THE PARKVIEW to enjoy at one of the outside tables while 136 S. Park Ave., Winter Park gawking at Park Avenue passersby, as many 407-647-9103 are wont to do. facebook.com/theparkviewwp The Parkview, after all, is a wine bar very $$ much in keeping with Park Avenue’s terroir. fkara@orlandoweekly.com

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THE TEST PILOT ILLUSTRATION BY CHRIS TOBAR RODRIGUEZ

BY JESSICA BRYCE YOUNG

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ropical drinks are a staple of sunny beach scenes, yet so many of them are named for inclement weather: the Dark & Stormy, the Hurricane, even the Tequila Sunrise. (Everyone knows the saying “Red sky at morning, sailor take warning.”) So although the week I put this Remix together was gloomy and rainy, dominated by Tropical Depression/Storm/ Hurricane/Whatever Hermine, I gravitated toward a classic Don the Beachcomber recipe. (Donn Beach, aka “Don the Beachcomber,” was the colorful progenitor of the tiki cocktail craze, a rum-loving man who launched a thousand hangovers.)

Still, one needs to keep one’s wits sharp in the event of an actual emergency, so I

went with one of Don’s less-potent drinks.

The Test Pilot is plenty strong, but not quite such a kick in the head as, say, a Zombie.

Even the name sounds sort of responsible!

So as my S.O. checked the flashlights, I tinkered with a blender of these.

The Test Pilot, like most tiki drinks, is a mix of several ingredients that coalesce into a distinctive flavor that’s dominated by none. Don never used one ingredient when he could use three instead, and one of his best tricks is his combination of Pernod and spicy Angostura bitters, which blend into a totally third flavor that permeates the cocktail, though you’d be hard-pressed to identify bitters or anise in any of the tiki drinks that use that combo.

This is a less radical Remix than some of my efforts, but I wanted to see if I could pull off the Pernod trick with Chartreuse instead (it worked) and substitute some of my other preferred flavors; it was more a matter of tweaking proportions than majorly rethinking the drink. And it went down perfectly with the sounds of the storm instead of steel drums.

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Combine all liquid ingredients in a blender, add ice and blend for 5 seconds. Pour into a chilled glass over more ice.

Combine all ingredients in a blender and blend until slushy. Pour into a festive vessel and garnish whimsically.

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1 ounce blackstrap rum 1 ounce rhum agricole 1/2 ounce falernum 1/2 ounce Domaine de Canton ginger cognac 1 teaspoon Cointreau 1 teaspoon Chartreuse 2 dashes Angostura bitters 1/2 ounce fresh lime juice 1 1/2 cups crushed ice

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GREEN KITCHEN

Healthy eats with Brazilian twists make this tourist-sector eatery on the ground floor of an office building a draw for both famished workers and excitable vacationers. Salads, wraps and sandwiches are the go-to options, but those wanting a substantial meal can opt for one of the chef’s specialties – like two slabs of picanha laced with chimichurri and served with potatoes and rice. They take great pride in their fresh juices and smoothies, and deservedly so. Those looking to sweeten their healthy meal will find a diverse selection of lures, from dense quindim to baklava to Dutch pie. 7055 S. Kirkman Road, 407-413-5005; $$

FUEL BBQ

Owners Chris and Michelle Johnson annexed the space next to their popular blues bar, the Alley, to house this comfy little pit stop knowing there’s no more natural a pairing for blues than barbecue. The barky velour of the brisket is the undoubted star, but don’t pass on the ribs, pulled pork or burnt ends either. Sides are no mere afterthought – great care has gone into perfecting the fried okra, collards, baked beans, and mac and cheese. The cornbread may not be much to look at, but this old family recipe will get you hooked. Closed Mondays. 120 S. Park Ave., Sanford, 407-328-4848; $$

DEVINE WINE & GRILL Unlike the scores of enomatic dispensers found at some other wine bars, the 32 offered at this Oviedo drinkery keep the attitude to a relative minimum, while the scratch kitchen delivers bar fare that’s wellexecuted. Canadians may scoff at the very un-Canadian poutine, but anyone will relish the yellow curry arancini, the lamb burger and the delightful octopus salad. Closed Mondays. 15 Alafaya Woods Blvd., Oviedo, 407-359-5016; $$

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SOUPA SAIYAN

Dragon Ball Z-themed noodle house is a real draw for freaks and geeks, but noodle hounds will appreciate their attention to crafting a fine bowl.

“Korean Fire Noodles” with fried egg and barbecue pork may not be a tongue-scorcher, but they’ll turn your chopsticks red. Udon noodles in a vegetarian broth with fried tofu and steamed vegetables hums with umami, and if you’re into pho, the meaty pho dac biet will do no wrong.

Open daily. 5689 Vineland Road, Winter Springs, 407-930-3396; $$

SAINT ANEJO MEXICAN KITCHEN

Saint Anejo’s south-of-the-border fare is better than your average TexMexeria’s. Two superbly flavored (and flattened) ribeyes in the carne asada, for example, or a sweet and smoky (but not too sweet and not too smoky) mole rojo, are populist favorites that swing and connect. A sizable selection of margaritas, sangrias, cervezas and cocteles are also offered.

Open daily. 5248 Red Bug Lake Road, Winter Springs, 407-636-3600; $$

KING BAO

While the steamed buns themselves aren’t fresh (they’re bought frozen, sorry), the crunchy, succulent or spicy meats they cradle are, be it kimchi fried chicken, Korean short rib or braised pork belly. Tater tots are the sole side, but if you have room for dessert, fried bao with sweet fillings are available. Closed Sundays. 710 N. Mills Ave., 407-237-0013; $

CANVAS RESTAURANT & MARKET

Dishes like burrata with caramelized stone fruit, Floribbean grilled shrimp salad, oak-charred octopus, roasted whole fish and succulent apple-bourbon braised short ribs steal the scene.

A burger fashioned from short rib and brisket is extraordinarily moist; accompanying fries are no afterthought.

A respectable wine list warrants careful perusal, and Key lime pie with toasted meringue is a must. 13615 Sachs Ave., 407-313-7800; $$$$

OUDOM THAI & SUSHI

Oudom, the latest in a string of restaurants to occupy the ground floor of the Sanctuary Downtown Condo building, can’t rely on history to make a successful run; rather, it’s banking on patrons seeking straight-ahead Siamese cuisine in a swanky atmosphere. We sampled everything from pad Thai to panang curry, and two dishes were stellar surprises – crispy duck and whole snapper.

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FILM LISTINGS

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Bad Movie Club Special screening of

Howard the Duck. Wednesday, 6:45 pm; Alafaya Library, 12000 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

Bedknobs and Broomsticks Part of the library’s 1970s classic film screenings. Friday, 11 am; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

Cult Classics: The Big Chill A bunch of baby boomers are forced to confront the cold reality of death after one of their friends commits suicide; somehow still manage to make it all about themselves. Tuesday, 9:30 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Don’t Think Twice Mike Birbiglia’s new film explores the personal and professional failures of the members of an improv comedy troupe.

Ongoing; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

FilmSlam ’16 Experience the best local indie film showcase, and vote for each month’s winner.

Sunday, 1 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

For the Bible Tells Me So Screening of a documentary about Christianity’s relationship with the LGBT community, followed by a discussion panel.

Friday, 6 pm; Valencia College Performing Arts Center, East Campus, 701 N. Econlockhatchee Trail; free; 407-582-2900; valencia.edu.

Horror Nights and Other Short Films

Hanks and Eckhart in Sully

Screening of a few short films, including a highlight reel of last year’s Halloween Horror Nights, from Brave Boy Productions. Thursday, 2:30 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; free; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

The Insanity of God Film predicated on the assumption that Christians are persecuted. Not a comedy. Tuesday, 7 pm; multiple locations; $13.31; fathomevents.com.

Labyrinth 30th Anniversary David Bowie is forced to share the screen with a bunch of Muppets in this overrated children’s film.

Sunday, 2 & 7 pm; multiple locations; $13.31; 855-473-4612; fathomevents.com.

The Neverending Story The story of a boy who discovers a magical book that tells the story of Fantasia, a fantasy land threatened by the Nothing. Wednesday, 2 & 7 pm; multiple locations; $13.38; fathomevents.com.

The Outsiders Enjoy $10 flights of wine while watching Pony Boy stay gold. Wednesday, 7:30 pm; The Swirlery, 1508 E. Michigan St.; free; 407-270-6300; swirlery.com.

HANKS SOARS IN SULLY to boot. So Hanks must portray emotion while often seeming emotionless, and to do that he must rely on his full bag of tricks from 25 years of playing people we admire.

Hey, I guess when you’ve survived Apollo odd one. At times simple, almost Capra- 13, landing a plane on the Hudson is a bit esque in its depiction of Sully and his easier.

The supporting cast is just adequate. detractors, it is also surprisingly twisty, jumping back and forth in time and digging Laura Linney, in a surprisingly limited deep into the PTSD-addled brain of the role as Sully’s wife, does a nice job, but pilot. And though it makes extensive use of the folksy, pre-flight introductions of digital IMAX cameras, the film is not really the passengers feel a bit too Airport-like. about the spectacle of the crash. Instead, Nevertheless, their stories matter too, and it’s about the event’s fascinating minutiae it was wise to include glimpses into their and the ability of one man to cope with lives, though the film seems less excepboth the improbable water landing and its tional when Hanks is off screen. It was also a wise, and rare, choice to keep the movie emotional aftermath.

Hanks is up to the task, as is Aaron short. (At just 96 minutes, it’s refreshingly tight, though it does lose Eckhart as the first thrust in the third act and officer. Both are concomes in for an aesthetivincing, and there’s great cally bumpy landing.) chemistry between the SULLY Despite the smart characters. There’s no opens Thursday, Sept. 8 structure and the revmagic here – you just elation of details most simply believe the two of us never knew, some are doing what they are viewers may find the supposed to be doing. film too predictable and And sometimes that’s all you need in a film. That’s especially aston- TV-movie-like. Instead, this reviewer ishing for Hanks, since his character is found it fascinating, gripping and worthy a living man upon whose autobiography of the legacy of an American hero. the script was based, and a stoic man, film@orlandoweekly.com

Eastwood film examines the 2009 Hudson River plane crash from the captain’s seat

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pair of captains must be Tom Hanks’ strong suit.

After a series of merely average performances in the 2000s and early 2010s, it took one captain (Phillips) to right Hanks’ acting ship. Though he followed that role with great turns in Saving Mr. Banks and Bridge of Spies, he regrettably found himself wandering in the desert again – both literally and metaphorically – in this year’s A Hologram for the King.

Enter captain No. 2 to steer the legendary actor back onto a star-crossed path and into one of the best films of the year.

Directed by Clint Eastwood, this is the story of the famous emergency water landing of US Airways Flight 1549 in the Hudson River in 2009, told mostly from the perspective of the captain, Chesley “Sully” Sullenberger. The screenplay, by Todd Komarnicki, examines the crash, the events proceeding and following it, and Sully himself. “[Flying] has been my life, my whole life,” Sully says. And the movie spends considerable time showing us that dedication.

The film’s formula works, though it’s an

Popcorn Flicks in the Park: Cool Hand Luke Paul Newman stars in the tale of a petty

criminal who clashes with authority at a Florida prison farm. What we’ve got here is a failure to communicate. Thursday, 8 pm; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; free; enzian.org.

Saturday Matinee Classics: Giant Sprawling epic covering the life of a Texas cattle rancher and his family and associates. Saturday, noon; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $9; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Star Trek Film Screening Celebrate the 50th anniversary of the TV series with a special screening of the 1979 film Star Trek: The Motion Picture. Thursday, 11 am; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

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Sunset Cinema: Star Wars: The Force Awakens Is Luke Snoke? Decide for your-

self. Saturday, 7:30 pm; Cranes Roost Park, 274 Cranes Roost Blvd., Altamonte Springs; free; 407-571-8863; altamonte.org.

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The Wild Life

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OPENING THIS WEEK When the Bough Breaks The fact that the

ALSO PLAYING The 9th Life of Louis Drax A “free-fall

title is thiiiiiis close to The Hand That Rocks the Cradle is your first clue that the “… from hell” genre is back to stoke the paranoia of a whole new generation. Morris Chestnut plays a husband who discovers that his wife’s womb, like Holly Hunter’s in Raising Arizona, is a rocky place where his seed can find no purchase. A surrogate is their only hope, but guess what, you guys? The further along their stand-in mommy gets in her pregnancy, the more psychotically obsessed she becomes with getting all up in Chestnut’s jock. So not only do we have the customary crazy-ass bitch angle, but this time it’s been tailored to the Trump-era conception of AfricanAmerican life as a state of perpetual mortal danger. “Ya walk to the fertility clinic, ya get SHOT!” (PG-13)

of obviousness” is what our bros at the Los Angeles Times called this supernatural thriller about a doctor who tries to figure out why a 9-year-old boy has survived nine life-threatening accidents. Yeah, now that you mention it, that does sound kind of on the nose.

Except why did Summit Premiere release this thing last week, instead of holding it for the seemingly ideal 9/9? Points off for restraint. (R)

The Wild Life And speaking of white people making excuses for themselves, we have this animated retelling of the Robinson Crusoe story, in which the troublesome character of Friday has been replaced by a funny and nonthreatening coterie of animal pals. That’s kind of like if Disney had made Pocahontas’ raccoon buddy their actual Pocahontas, but what of it, as long as its spares you a difficult conversation with your kid? You’re going to need that time to explain why a Belgianmade movie that’s called Robinson Crusoe everywhere else in the world had to be given a new title to attract Americans, who probably think that Hans Christian Andersen was Keanu Reeves’ character in The Matrix. And with a bunch of utter nobodies in the voice cast, you’d better have that conversation quick.

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No Manches Frida A Mexican comedy about a recently released bank robber who has to take a job as a substitute teacher in order to search for his missing loot. It’s a remake of a 2013 German hit whose title translates as Fuck You, Goethe – which is now all that I can think about. Sorry, Frida. (PG-13)

The Sea of Trees Matthew McConaughey was contemplating suicide long before anyone paid him to play a guy who was contemplating suicide. He didn’t do it to be cool. He didn’t do it to make a statement. He just liked it. So why is his latest movie, in which he supplies director Gus Van Sant with a portrayal of a depressed American who travels to Japan to off himself, one of the biggest flops of the year? Booed at Cannes! Eight percent on Rotten Tomatoes!

Geez, it’s almost like you can’t die in this business anymore. (PG-13)

Zoom A cast that includes Gael García Bernal and Jason Priestley may not be the weirdest thing about this Brazilian-Canadian co-production, which explores the connected existences of a comic book artist, a movie director and a novelist. Hey, what’s a novelist? (NR)

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Twenty Orlando shows not to miss between now and the end of the year, plus a few more worth a road trip

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ummer has come and gone, but who cares about that when you’ve got this much incredible live music to look forward to? From arenas to sweaty little holes in the wall, from flawless pop hooks to spaceway trippers to noise grinders, from locals to international superstars, there’s no limit to the reasons for you to go out and catch a gig. See you in the pit!

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BEBEL GILBERTO

In a rare Florida appearance from a scion of Brazilian music royalty (she is the daughter of bossa god João Gilberto), Bebel Gilberto keeps the family

tradition alive with a modern and earthy take on the bossa nova sound that her father pioneered. Gilberto’s music is at once warm and breezy, unhurried, jazzy and slinky, but every note is suffused with melancholy and yearning. The bossa nova sound is as fresh and wondrous in Bebel Gilberto’s hands as it was when Getz/Gilberto blazed new trails, and her voice is a thing of wide-eyed, dexterous wonder. Summer forever.

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MEGHAN TRAINOR 7 p.m. at CFE Arena, cfearena.com, $25-$290 Triple threat Meghan Trainor (singer/songwriter/ producer) has become a bona fide pop sensation on her own terms, all by dint of her own hard work and performance savvy. Although a struggle with vocal cord hemorrhages in 2015 nearly stopped her promising young career dead in its tracks, Trainor soldiered through. Her music is an ebullient mix of modern pop and R&B tropes with Trainor’s distinctive purr riding shotgun. (MM)

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8 p.m. at Hard Rock Live, hardrock.com, $33

SLAYER 7 p.m. at Hard Rock Live, hardrock.com, $45-$75 Though the pioneering occult thrash quartet is down both drummer Dave Lombardo and imposing guitar warlock Jeff Hanneman (R.I.P.), singer-bassist Tom Araya and human diabolus en musica Kerry King soldier on. And if Guns N’ Roses can go out there and sell out arenas without their original drummer and rhythm guitarist, well, Slayer have more than earned that payday just on the strength of the opening notes of “Angel of Death.” Rounding out the bill are fellow thrash legend Anthrax, and, intriguingly, one of the great cult acts of the Bay Area thrash scene, Death Angel. (MM)

One of a cadre of young aesthetic/sonic boundarytrippers in hip-hop music, Lil Yachty recently lit the Social up at the end of August. Now, as opening act for Rae Sremmurd within the more roomy and widescreen environs of Hard Rock Live, having already proven his live bonafides in our city, you can expect even more chaos, adulation, red hair, incredible fashion and Yachty’s idiosyncratic sing-rapping style. (MM)

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the temptations of the party life, the L.A. trio is a band for anyone who’s ever been torn between being productive or getting high. Their words will hit home, their sound will make you dance, and their live show is sure to be the highlight of a very stacked October of concerts. Oh, and they’re co-headlining the bill with freakin’ Beach Slang! This will be the show you’ll be hating yourself the next day for not attending. (JC)

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PSYCHEDELIC FURS 7 p.m. at the Plaza Live, plazaliveorlando.com, $29.50-$49.50 Psychedelic Furs don’t get the same cred/respect that other dark-alternative and new wave guitar groups like Echo and the Bunnymen, OMD, Modern English or the Church get – and that’s a goddamn shame because A) Richard Butler can one-up any of them in the razor-sharp cheekbone stakes, and B) they’ve got a clutch of elegantly depressed hits that are still the stuff that lovelorn mixtapes and playlists are made of: “Love My Way,” “Heartbreak Street,” “Pretty in Pink.” Bring your sunglasses and keep them on the whole fucking time. (MM)

GARTH BROOKS 7 p.m. at Amway Center, amwaycenter.com, $74.98 This monstrous four-night stand at the Amway Center is like pop-country’s version of Sinatra at the Sands – the master showman and elder statesman proving that he can still show the young punks a thing or two on a grand scale, in front of no doubt sold-out crowds. Expect all of Brooks’ KISS-inspired showstopping antics to be updated and in force – though the wig of Chris Gaines is still locked away in an undisclosed location, never to be seen again – and to hear the songs that basically formed the template for modern radio country as it stands today. (MM)

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6:30 p.m. at the Social, thesocial.org, $15-$17 This solo outing from Destroyer guiding light Dan Bejar – as part of a lengthy U.S. tour – promises a fragile and intimate, though winding and uncertain, traipse through Bejar’s chameleonic sensibilities and aesthetic. A vulnerable, pinched voice masks a restless artistic sensibility that has seen Destroyer lineups change drastically and dalliances in music ranging across the pop and avant spectrums. But tonight it’s just him and his vast body of work, and it’s up to your ears to find the connective tissue between them. (MM) 28

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BLEACHED 7 p.m. at Backbooth, backbooth.com, $15-$17 In 1976 the Runaways put out an album steeped in sex and sunshine, and it is in that band’s wake that Bleached emerged 40 years later. Digging their way out from under the weight of eviction notices, unhealthy relationships and

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8 p.m. at the Bob Carr Theater, drphillipscenter.org, $29-$150 Lindsey Stirling, the violinist best known for incorporating dancefloor electronics into her playing (to massive YouTube success) has an incredibly fervent and dedicated following, sure to show up in force to this Bob Carr concert. Her music combines classically trained chops with pop smarts, and her live shows are spectacles of visual flair and over-the-top choreography. This show will be part of a larger tour promoting her third album, Brave Enough, featuring collaborations with the likes of Lecrae and Weezer’s Rivers Cuomo. (MM)

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MARISSA NADLER 8 p.m. at Hard Rock Live, hardrock.com, $30-$45 Shock metallers Ghost have immaculate choice in opening acts, but then you end up feeling ambivalent about the pantomime nature of the headliner. Last time Ghost rolled through they had King Dude in tow; this time, it’s Marissa Nadler. The young guitarist-singer has, in a relatively short time, mapped out a Southern gothic psychogeography that is as evocative of those bloodstained deltas as, say, Nick Cave’s. And with a ghostly, haunting voice to match lyrics like “All the Colors of the Dark,” it would be worthwhile to get there early and brave the crowds just to catch Nadler’s set. (MM)

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6 p.m. at the Beacham, thebeacham.com $27-$30 The trio of Geologist, Avey Tare and Panda Bear have come a long way from their mask-wearing, noise-trance beginnings to where they are now – edging toward being a Pink Floyd or Grateful Dead for paisley-afflicted 20-somethings. The masks are long gone, replaced by kaleidoscopic and neo-psychedelic lights and projections that match well with their increasingly dancey and intricately layered electronic explorations. Set the controls for the heart of the sun. (MM)

THIEVERY CORPORATION 7 p.m., at House of Blues, houseofblues.com, $35$77.75 The electronica duo of Rob Garza and Eric Hilton are musical citizens of the world in the truest sense, embracing and immersing themselves in sonics from all over the globe, all with deep respect toward the source materials and cultures. Recorded works have delved into Brazilian, French, Italian and Persian musics, with a deft electronic sheen. Live they’re a neo-psychedelic, boisterous world party, bolstered by a family of collaborators from all over.

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8 p.m., at Will’s Pub, willspub.org, $10-$12

8 p.m. at Backbooth, backbooth.com, $12

Pioneers of the “stonegaze” subgenre, True Widow bring their original hybrid of stoner rock and shoegaze to Will’s Pub in support of their newly released album, Avvolgere, the Texas trio’s fourth full-length. The group layers gentle melodies over dense low-end tones for a slow ride through their unique soundscape, highlighted by alternating female and male vocals that give each song a distinct narrative. With the rhythm section providing a slow but steady pace for monolithic riffs that loop throughout each gloomy dirge, True Widow continues to create entrancing sonic atmospheres that were made for nodding along. (TB)

Back by popular demand and Twitter pleas, prolific singer-songwriter Mitski will be swinging through Florida this fall. During her last visit to Orlando at the Dr. Phillips Center, she screamed from her knees into the neck of her guitar as she carefully plucked each string, beckoning a shrill wall of feedback. That is the type of cathartic performance we can and should expect at this show; prepare for an emotional punch to the gut only to later be exalted in the glory that you “don’t have to be what your daddy wants you to be.” If Bury Me at Makeout Creek was her breakout album, her most recent release, Puberty 2, is her coming of age. This is a Mitski you won’t want to miss. (LJ)

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7 p.m. at the Beacham, thebeacham.com, $31-$36 Sister act Tegan and Sara are touring behind their eighth (!!) album, Love You to Death, praised by the Guardian as “smart, grown-up pop.” This should be an emotional show for the duo, as they’ve been outspoken about LGBTQ issues in both their lives and music, dedicating “Faint of Heart” to the memory of the Pulse victims. This night will be a testament to the power of music to heal. (MM)

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Shows worth a road trip Not in Orlando, but the price of a few extra gallons of gas is more than balanced out by the bragging rights. » Kanye West Ecstatic beats from the master of drama will mess with your head.

Sept. 14, Amalie Arena, Tampa

» Earthdance Florida with Coyote Kisses, Bluetech, Dubtribe Sound System, Hedflux and many more Sept. 16-18, Maddox Ranch, Lakeland

» Merchandise Record release show with Naga, Sleeping Pills and Public Memory.

Sept. 23, Crowbar, Tampa

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MS. LAURYN HILL

7 p.m. at the Plaza Live, plazaliveorlando. com, $25-$40

7 p.m. at House of Blues, houseofblues. com, $55-$100

Hey listen, we’re not exactly going to vouch for the stellar quality of one member of Joy Division and New Order hitting the road to play both bands’ Substance compilations from start to finish.

But this is Peter Hook, one of the finest bassists in both postpunk and dance music and a heroic icon of rock excess, and he was squeezed out of his rightful place in New Order. So he deserves his moment. It’s not his first solo jaunt by any means (previous endeavors included Revenge and Monaco), but if you’re going to choose just one new-wave nostalgia fest this autumn – this is the one. (MM)

Ms. Lauryn Hill is that rarest of rarities in our current pop landscape, a bona fide legend and an enigma even in the 24-hour online pop culture mill. She’s earned her reputation, though, both as a member of Fugees and as the creator of a classic of ’90s hip-hop R&B, The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill. Now doubters are gonna say things like, “Oh, she’s gonna cancel,” or “She’s difficult.”

But you know what? Most things in life that are consistent are bland and boring. So get out of here and go to Taco Bell with that consistency nonsense. You want a life-changing performance?

You go with a diva. (MM)

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7 p.m. at the Plaza Live, plazaliveorlando.com, $49.50$69.50

7 p.m. at House of Blues, houseofblues.com, $35-$77.75

Stanley Clarke, bass player extraordinaire, has an incredible legacy, having played with everyone from the Stones to Stewart Copeland, Pharoah Sanders to Carlos Santana. If there’s a movie or TV show you like, chances are he scored it: Boyz N the Hood, Pee-Wee’s Playhouse and The Transporter, to name just a few.

Folks like Victor Wooten and Esperanza Spalding hail him as an important influence, not to mention the countless metalheads who cite him and Return to Forever (his legendary fusion group with Chick Corea) as being at the roots of modern progressive metal. In the current age of cookie-cutter music, Stanley Clarke stands head and shoulders above much of what is churned out onto the market and reminds us of a time when music was ruled by the musicians and not the business. (KE)

Braid, Lemuria and many more Oct. 28-30, various venues, Gainesville

» Suwannee Hulaween with My Morning Jacket, Claypool Lennon Delirium, Anderson .Paak and many more Oct. 28-30, Spirit of the Suwannee Music Park, Suwannee

» An Evening with Nellie McKay An intimate show with the wickedly clever chanteuse with the smokyNov. 19, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall, Ponte Vedra Beach

We are currently in the middle of a golden age of a New Jack Swing-style R&B revival – and now joining a revamped Blackstreet, Bell Biv Devoe and Dru Hill is fucking Jodeci! The quartet, best known for “Come and Talk to Me” and “Forever My Lady,” reunited back in 2015 and immediately set to work on The Past, the Present, the Future, and on the heels of the positive reception for the album, hit the road. Sure, you’re probably gonna hear a good bit of the debut album and Diary of a Mad Band, but Jodeci 2016 is a re-energized creative entity, so prepare for a journey. (MM)

17-19 Dec.

10 p.m. at Will’s Pub and Uncle Lou’s, $5-$18

» Dolly Parton

It’s refreshing to see a festival that’s completely homegrown out of pure music fandom and enthusiasm. To that end, we have the grassroots-organized inaugural Florida Is Loud festival, free of cynical branding or even more cynical curation strategies. FIL shows off all the various hues of the Florida heaviness spectrum, from the unhinged punk of Nunhex to Wørsen’s blackened d-beat to sludge fuckers Holly Hunt – and representing the City Beautiful, you’ve got Autarx, Burn to Learn, Ad Nauseum and Deformed among many more. Taking place at Uncle Lou’s and Will’s over a single weekend, this fest should be earplugs-worthy in all the best ways. (MM)

The undisputed queen of country weaves magic on her first major tour in 25 years.

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Croom’s flourishes shine on songs like “Getting Better,” his resonant left-handed barrelhouse piano interlocking with Dolan’s booming bass riffs to underscore James and Frankel’s winding tremolo guitar lines. “Stain” and “Have You Ever” erect a wall of countrypolitan shine around Twin Peaks’ garage rock – a feat surely assisted by recording the album in a rural Massachusetts mansion.

On a more practical note, Dolan says the band’s decision to purchase and then perfect its own equipment before the recording process will pay huge dividends in the future. “We’ll use all of the equipment and knowledge we accumulated [with Down in Heaven] – and then when we get an advance for the next record, we won’t have to spend any of that money on stuff we already own and know how to use.”

This summer, the band focused on strengthening its connection to its hometown, collaborating with Goose Island Brewing Co. on a limited-edition beer, headlining the Pitchfork Music Fest, and opening for fellow Chicagoans Wilco at a much-heralded Millennium Twin Peaks’ Jack Dolan on the difference between the Park appearance. “It was probably the best summer we’ve had as a band,” Dolan says. “record Twin Peaks” and the “live band Twin Peaks” “We actually had time to chill in Chicago, (both of which kick ass) so we soaked it in. And it’s been great. I’m sad it’s over. But we have a lot of good

BY NICK MCGREGOR memories.”

Acknowledging such moments irst things first with Chicago indie early albums Sunken and Wild Onion – and rock quintet Twin Peaks: Forget you’ll be gripped with a whole ’nother is impressive for a band of 22-yearthe whole named-after-an-iconic- feeling: one of unrestrained adrenaline olds (Croom is the elder statesman) TV-show thing. Forget all the intricate and pure excitement. That’s inevitable who’ve known each other since childhood, attempts to accurately describe the band’s when Dolan, Cadien Lake James, Clay have played music together since before sound – Pitchfork wins with “kitchen- Frankel, Connor Brodner (all 22 years old) they could drive and are still basking in the table blues, slow-dance serenades and and Colin Croom (25) take the stage every release of what critics are universally callunplugged power pop.” We’re going to night, crowdsurfing their way through ing their “mature” record. Oh, and they rabid audiences wringing every last drop all dropped out of college at Evergreen talk about how this music makes you feel.

State in Washington together after fresh“Walk to the One You Love,” the open- of ecstatic joy from Twin Peaks’ set.

“When we started playing at age man year to pursue this crazy musical ing track off Twin Peaks’ excellent 2016 dream. album Down in Heaven, conjures up a 16-17, we played all our TWIN PEAKS “Some of the songs slightly buzzed Sunday afternoon stroll songs two times faster with White Reaper, we play now are the in late summer. “My Boys” breezes by live than they actually Modern Vices same songs we used to in a blur of teenaged nostalgia. Tip your sounded on the record,” 8 p.m. Tuesday, Sept. 13 play when we were 15, head back and close your eyes during Dolan says. “We don’t The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave. either to nobody or to “Heavenly Showers” – you’ll smell the necessarily do that any407-246-1419 a bunch of dudes in a campfire and see the shooting stars within more, but we definitely thesocial.org basement,” Dolan says. try to make things as minutes. $13-$15 “Sometimes I think Twin Peaks bassist and co-vocalist (wait hard-rocking as possible about that when I’m till you hear those group harmonies!) while allowing everyone Jack Dolan is quick to emphasize that the to hear the instrumental parts they love in playing to thousands of people. But now “record Twin Peaks” is much different a song.” Dolan says multi-instrumentalist it actually sounds good! And the crowd from the “live band Twin Peaks,” though. Croom, who joined the band full-time in is excited! You catch yourself in those (“They both have things that we like 2014, lends a “wild card” to every stage moments, then realize, that’s the reality of about them in equal measures,” he adds performance: “He’s probably better than my situation right now.”

Sighing, Dolan adds, “We’re learning a democratically, further accentuating the all of us at our [respective] instruments. divide.) In other words, hear the afore- He does different shit every single day. lot – and growing. But we’re also having mentioned songs live – along with some of He’s probably the most talented dude a lot of fun, which is what it’s all about.” the band’s barn-burning hellraisers from I know.” music@orlandoweekly.com

Punk on the Patio Two milestones make this show noteworthy: It’s the last time POTP will be on a Wednesday night, and this show is the swan song for local punks Manic and the Depressives.

9 p.m. Wednesday, Sept. 7, at the Patio, $5

Trapdoor Social Los Angeles indie rockers Trapdoor Social will be playing outside Spacebar, actually, with equipment powered by their

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own solar-powered setup. Damn.

8 p.m. Thursday, Sept. 8, at Spacebar, $5

Roosevelt Collier Trio Sacred steel guitar firebrand breathes new life into both the instrument and gospel songforms with his raw enthusiasm and passion.

9 p.m. Friday, Sept. 9, at Will’s Pub, $8-$10

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9 p.m. Saturday, Sept. 10, at Will’s Pub, $7

Devin Townsend Project Townsend has been confounding metal fans since his teens with his chameleonic artistic sensibilities and unhinged creativity. Twenty-some albums up and down the heaviness spectrum? Yep. 7 p.m. Sunday, Sept. 11, at the Plaza Live, $25

Free the People Local psych-punk freakbeats invade downtown Orlando on a Monday night, for free. Can’t beat a deal like this.

8 p.m. Monday, Sept. 12, at 64 North, free

Sam Rivers Rejuvenation Orchestra Local disciples of free jazz legend Rivers continue to honor his life and singular body of work.

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I’m so drained from writing

RIPs this goddamned year, but the Orlando music community just lost another notable figure: Big Makk. All sympathy to his fam, loved ones and fans.

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THE BEAT

Though they’re from West Palm Beach, there’s always been a kind of hometown pride for Surfer Blood (Sept.

1, the Social). Their early seeds were here and the record label that launched their name-making debut album (2010’s Astro Coast), Kanine Records, is founded by an Orlando native, Lio Cerezo. So there’s some 407 in their DNA. The work they were emerging with then inspired faith right away, and the buzz ahead of them was real. Astro Coast was something special, a salvo of fuzzrock perfection. It topped my 2010 best albums list. And they’ve gone on to prove that they’re no flash in the pan, even rising high enough to enter the major-label market, for whatever that’s worth these days.

But that white-hot flash has dimmed somewhat since. Now they return with a little wear from the biz and life in general, enough mileage probably for a VH1 Behind the Music special. There’s the recent cancer death of original guitarist Thomas Fekete. And back in 2012, frontman John Paul Pitts got roasted in the court of online opinion for a domestic abuse controversy.

Between these unfortunate personal blows and music that’s gotten increasingly subdued, Surfer Blood have been adrift in that purgatory between indie sensation

Surfer Blood are homegrown kids who’ve not only gone national, but beamed out some of this decade’s best songs. and mainstream tenure, with diminishing artistic and critical returns since that first triumphant record. Despite all that, though, it was nice to see them back on an Orlando stage. They’re homegrown kids who’ve not only gone national, but beamed out some of this decade’s best songs. They sounded good, though not great like they’ve been before. Hopefully, that’s just a band that’s recovering, recalibrating and reloading, and not one that’s already running out of steam.

There was a recent joint birthday show for Eugene Snowden and Circa (Aug. 29, Will’s Pub), two soul singers with different points of view.

Snowden, the veteran, is as established as they come. The joint chief of the Legendary JC’s didn’t originate soul in this city, but he’s been sitting on the throne for a very long time with extraordinarily loyal subjects and no credible coups in sight. And to his further credit, the boss keeps it fresh with lots of shapeshifting experiments cooking at any given time involving a revolving cast of bright collaborators, including his rousing weekly Wednesday-night residency at Lil Indies (Ten Pints of Truth) and a galaxy of differ-

ent projects that he can call to active duty on a whim. But much has been written about him.

A much less known quantity is the young Circa (né Kyle Lemaire). Judging from his output, the 27-year-old represents a more contemporary and pop-oriented angle. Next to Snowden’s raw, molten soul, Circa’s sensibility can sound light, studied and, well, a little bit American Idol. But hell if the guy’s voice isn’t the real deal. It’s got force and fireworks. In fact, it’s got so much natural shine that you can’t help but think what could be if he just borrowed Snowden’s record collection. Well, Circa’s full-band performance at this birthday show gave a nice taste of that dream with lots of renditions of classic soul standards from gods like Otis Redding and James Brown.

Due to that self-intoxicating combination of youth and natural ability, however, Circa is sometimes prone to vocal acrobatics that dazzle and hog spotlight more than really penetrate. When you’re taking on the grown-ass-man shit of the soul kings, you can’t just go all Adam Levine on it.

It’s probably that uncontained zeal of youth that also emboldened him to veer off the soul script into some enterprising covers like the Pixies and Zeppelin. But it also took some unfortunate detours down the ass crack between pop and rap.

No doubt, Circa’s got the goods like few do. What he does with it, however, is just as crucial a factor. With more cooking and focus, his possibilities could be extraordinary. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Friday, 9

For the Bible Tells Me So FILM

OUR PICKS FOR THE BEST EVENTS THIS WEEK

Can it ever be a sin to love? Does the Bible offer an excuse to hate? These are just some of the questions posed by the multi-award-winning film For the Bible Tells Me So. Originally premiering in 2007 at the Sundance Film Festival, this documentary addresses the issues surrounding homosexuality and Christianity through interviews with religious parents and their experiences with raising homosexual children. The free Valencia College screening of this film comes in the aftermath of the Pulse tragedy, and a panel discussion is set to follow the film to begin a dialogue in the hope of creating more inclusive LGBT and Christian communities. – Aileen Perilla 6 p.m. | Valencia College Performing Arts Center, East Campus, 701 N. Econlockhatchee Trail | valencia.edu | free

Thursday, 8

Accidental Music Festival: The Living Earth Show MUSIC

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20 Penny Circus THEATER

Unlike the creepy clowns luring kids into the South Carolina woods, this clown show is not one you’ll want to avoid. Carmine Boutique hosts the 20 Penny Circus as they perform their twisted take on circus arts. The act consists of diabolical duo Tyler Sutter and Carl Skenes, who have performed in large-scale events such as Halloween Horror Nights and are featured in the 2017 Ripley’s Believe It or Not! book. Featuring crazy illusions and stunts with odd and inappropriate clowns who swallow swords, supposedly teleport, and say they can hold bowling balls with their own, this circus is definitely going to freak people out. – Marimar Toledo 8 p.m. | Carmine Boutique, 2708 N. Orange Blossom Trail | 407-496-4473 | carmineboutique.com | $10

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As the city’s biggest champion of new art music, the Accidental Music Festival ups Orlando’s cultural average like almost none other, and it’s kicking off an exciting new season. Though AMF represents more the classical rather than the punk side of the avant-garde scene, it can still deliver some seriously cool weirdo stuff. Take season opener the Living Earth Show, for example. Even though the San Francisco guitar-and-percussion duo operates with high craft, their execution is just as apt to include toothbrushes and megaphones as traditional concert instrumentation. Like the festival, this group is committed to new music, this time performing an international selection of compositions by Sahba Aminikia, Jurha Koges, Nicole Lizée and Luis Escareño. Because their engaging multimedia performances often defy the compartmentalization of usual stage-and-audience shows, expect it to be a transformative live experience. Also featured on the bill is the locally loaded five-member group Ensemble AMF, the performance extension of the festival, performing contemporary works by Frederic Rzewski, Julius Eastman and Bill Ryan with some spoken-word help by actor and Creative City Project founder Cole NeSmith. – Bao Le-Huu

Tuesday, 13

An Evening With Garrison Keillor LITERARY

Ah, the Midwest. The hot dogs of yore, the farmers of yesteryear, the vast plains of ... plain. It’s hard to make America’s breadbasket sound like it isn’t full of stale crackers, but NPR veteran and Peabody award-winning humorist Garrison Keillor did it for 40 years with his radio show A Prairie Home Companion. A veritable mascot for the region, Keillor’s known for his loping verbal style and appreciation for a simpler time, and he’s bringing the glory of North America’s cornfields to Rollins College with his one-man show.

A self-described “flatlander,” Keillor finds beauty in the little moments in a Midwestern life: the tree branches covered in icicle exoskeletons after a cold snap, the gentle “achoo, achoo” echoing through the air as pollen floats in the spring breeze, the shuddering “pop” of an ACL as you slip on a patch of black ice and crash to the sidewalk – OK, maybe that last one was a little specific to us.

Maybe we’re a little bitter about incurring a major athletic injury on a minor walk to our car. But Keillor’s narratives are convincing arguments for appreciating the charm of a simpler time in a quieter place.

Ah, the Midwest. – Abby Stassen

Saturday, 10

Brian Posehn COMEDY

The last time Brian Posehn graced the City Beautiful, it was December 2014 and he was touring on his live release, The Fartist, which included bits like “The Scariest Pot Story Ever Told,” “Do Not Punch My Baby” and “Um … My Farts.” This is an accurate, if partial, survey of Posehn’s comedic territory; add in superhero jokes, body hatred (his own, mostly) and depression, and you’ve got pretty much the whole picture. This visit is in anticipation of his forthcoming Criminally Posehn, which will be available Sept. 23 (though it’s online now for Audible subscribers). We’ve only heard one bit from that one, “Depressed Treats,” which begins thusly: “I love New York, but I hate Times Square. Fuck that place in its dirty hobo butthole. It makes Orlando seem awesome,” so uh, yeah – we missed you too, Brian. – Jessica Bryce Young 9 p.m. | Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St. | 407-999-2570 | backbooth.com | $18

6:30 p.m. | Warden Arena, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park | 407-646-2145 | rollins.edu | $15-$30

Saturday, 10

Body//Talk x III Points MUSIC

Tuesday, 13

Thinking in Public

For those who can’t afford to make the trip down to Miami next month for III Points, our local community organizers-cum-party planners, Body//Talk, import three Miami artists who are playing on the III Points bill: Niko Javan, Telescope Thieves and Pazmal. The latter two artists are associated with the Love Below, a weekly party at the Electric Pickle in Miami’s Wynwood district that gels nicely with Body//Talk’s forward-thinking approach to dance music. The Miami boys take over Spacebar while Body//Talk’s Phil Santos and Expedition create the vibe over at Sandwich Bar. Meanwhile, the back parking lot becomes schmooze central as usual. Keep an eye on Body//Talk’s Facebook page for a chance to win tickets to III Points. – Thaddeus McCollum

LITERARY

with Niko Javan, Telescope Thieves, Pazmal, Phil Santos, Expedition | 10 p.m. | The Milk District Pavilion, 2432 E. Robinson St. | bodytalkparty.org | $7

8:30 p.m. | Deadly Sins Brewing, 750 Jackson Ave., Winter Park | 407-900-8726 |

Do you have something you need to get off of your chest? A rant about a presidential candidate, a boss or an ex-girlfriend? Maybe you just need to ramble on about the latest season of Game of Thrones? Regardless of your reasons for wanting to yell things to the world, Deadly Sins Brewing gives you that opportunity with their new monthly event, Thinking in Public. The event will grant an open mic to anyone for five minutes to say whatever he or she wants to. The event page on Facebook describes it as “the stage where people unload what they need to. Unscripted. Unfiltered.

Uninterrupted.” – Martina Smith

deadlysinsbrewing.com | free

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WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 7

CONCERTS/EVENTS Bitch’n’Dudes, Milk Spot!, Skatter Brainz, Destroy North America, Pizza Nightmare, Banned, Cargo Cult 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104.

Drexlar and Marshall 8-10 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-636-9951.

Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

The Imperial’s Acoustic Soundcheck With Run Raquel 8 pm; The Imperial at Washburn Imports, 1800 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-228-4992.

Multiple Me, Idle Spirit, Yardis & Stephan 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $6.

Timothy Eerie 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

THURSDAY, SEPT. 8

CONCERTS/EVENTS 4B 10 pm; Tier Nightclub, 20 E. Central Ave.; $3; 407-317-9129.

Accidental Music Festival: The Living Earth Show, Ensemble AMF, Absolute Fantasy, the Wendigo 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12.

Bumpin’ Uglies, Succulent Thing 8 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-322-7475.

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Create: Gorgon City, 50 Carrot 10 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $15; 407-872-0066.

Shattered Sun 8 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $20; 407-673-2712.

Flume, Eprom, Charles Murdoch 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; SOLD OUT; 407-934-2583.

Taryn Roberts, Andromeda, Trapdoor Social, Viridian Frontier, Be Gentle Young Traveler 8 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $5; 407-228-0804.

James Thatcher, Tom O’Keef 9 pm; The Lucky Lure, 1427 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-250-6949.

Kaleigh Baker 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Leisure Chief 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Massive: Dubladz, Bryzer Gold 9 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; contact for price; 407-999-2570.

The Mellow Relics 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

FRIDAY, SEPT. 9

CONCERTS/EVENTS 3 One G (Joy Division Tribute), Autarx 9 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $5; 407-228-0804.

China Grove, Supernatural 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $8.75; 407-934-2583.

Jestelle 9 pm; Gator’s Dockside, 12448 Lake Underhill Road; free; 407-249-9444.

Lord Dying, Black Fast, Child Bite, Joel Grind, Destructonomicon, Key 7 pm; The Haven, 6700

Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $12; 407-673-2712.

Maroon 5, Tove Lo, R. City 7:30 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $28.50$123.50; 800-745-3000.

O-Town Throwdown: Save the Fallen, Gargamel!, 5 Billion Dead, Murderfly, the Glorious Rebellion, Martyr’s Asylum, Auditory Armory 7 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $10; 407-872-0066.

Rock the Universe: Skillet, Jeremy Camp, Matt Maher 4 pm; Universal Studios, 6000 Universal Blvd.; cost of admission; 407-363-8000.

Roosevelt Collier Trio, Brown Note 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8-$10.

Storyteller Sessions: Kristopher James, Eden Shireen, Kristin Guice, Josh Hastick 7 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $5; 407-677-9669.

Strange Angels 8-10:30 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-636-9951.

Tosh 1, Hor!zen, Sowflo, Summerlong 10 pm; Señor Frog’s, 8747 International Drive, Suite 103; $10; 407-406-8277.

You Blew It!, Dikembe, the 4J’s 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $7; 407-246-1419.

SATURDAY, SEPT. 10

CONCERTS/EVENTS Beth McKee 8 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; $12-$15; 407-579-0439.

Body//Talk x III Points: Niko Javan, Telescope Thieves, Pazmal, Phil Santos, Expedition 10 pm; The Milk District Pavilion, 2432 E. Robinson St.; $7.

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Anthony Green, Mat Kerekes, Secret Space 7:30 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $17.50$20; 407-246-1419.

[MUSIC] Flume Thursday at House of Blues

Star Trek 50th Anniversary

Uinta Beer Tasting As if the pours at Nora’s Sugar Shack weren’t generous enough, tonight Nora offers up free samples of several beers from Uinta Brewing. The Salt Lake City, Utah, brewery is probably best known for its Hop Nosh IPA or Baba Black Lager, but look for a chance to try their seasonal Punk’n Harvest Pumpkin Ale at this free event. 5-8 p.m.

Wednesday; Nora’s Sugar Shack, 636 Virginia Drive; 407-447-5885; free; noraswinecigars.com

Star Trek 50th Anniversary Celebrate a

Puscifer

half-century of Star Trek with a special themed

Nov. 1 at the Bob Carr Theater

food and drink menu. Wear your Federation uniform to participate in the costume contest, or see if you can find one at one of the vendor tables set up for this party. Live long, prosper, party. 2 p.m. Saturday; The Cloak and Blaster, 875 Woodbury Road; free; cloakandblaster.com

The Lil Black Dress Pub Crawl Grab your classiest, sexiest little black dress (or suit) and join a gaggle of revelers as they travel from Casey’s to the Attic to Eve to Wall Street Plaza for this dressed-up bar crawl. No, we will not hold your shoes for you. 8 p.m. Saturday; Casey’s on Central, 50 E. Central Blvd.; $15$20; orlandopubcrawl.com

Tribute to Big Makk Orlando’s nightlife PUSCIFER PHOTO BY TIM CADIENTE

community is still reeling from the sudden death of Samisoni Koroitamudu, better known as Big Makk. The Central Florida native was known for DJing Backbooth’s popular Shake ‘n Bass nights on Sundays. Tonight, Gilt pays tribute to the man with a dance party for the ages, with special guest DJs spinning Makk’s favorites all night. Proceeds go directly to the family of the deceased to help defray funeral costs. 10 p.m. Tuesday; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $15-$30; giltnightclub.com

Garth Brooks, Oct. 6-9 at Amway Center

Puscifer, Nov. 1 at the Bob Carr Theater

Henry Rollins, Oct. 8 at the Plaza Live

Ghost, Nov. 2 at Hard Rock Live

Astronautalis, Oct. 10 at Will’s Pub

Fitz & the Tantrums, Nov. 5 at the Social

Against Me!, Oct. 11 at House of Blues

Daughter, Nov. 9 at the Beacham

The Dear Hunter, Oct. 12 at the Social

Elle King, Nov. 10 at House of Blues

Cymbals Eat Guitars, Sept. 21 at Will’s Pub

Celtic Thunder, Oct. 14 at Hard Rock Live

Animal Collective, Nov. 11 at the Beacham

The Amity Affliction, Sept. 22 at the Beacham

MC Chris, Oct. 14 at the Social

Bebel Gilberto, Sept. 14 at the Dr. Phillips Center Gary Gulman, Sept. 16 at the Dr. Phillips Center Meghan Trainor, Sept. 18 at CFE Arena Cirque du Soleil, Sept. 21-25 at Amway Center

Keb’ Mo’, Sept. 23 at the Plaza Live Slayer, Sept. 27 at Hard Rock Live The Toasters, Sept.

30 at Will’s Pub Clutch, Oct. 4 at House of Blues Chrome Sparks, Oct. 5 at the Social

RX Bandits, Oct. 15 at the Beacham Eden, Oct. 20 at the Social Trivium, Oct. 21 at House of Blues Trailer Park Boys, Oct. 28 at the Plaza Live

Junior Boys, Oct. 7 at the Social

Lindsey Stirling, Oct. 29 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Taking Back Sunday, Oct. 8 at the Social

Sia, Oct. 30 at Amway Center

Blackberry Smoke, Nov. 11 at House of Blues

The Doobie Brothers, Nov. 16 at the Dr. Phillips Center Peter Hook & the Light, Nov. 17 at the Plaza Live Bob Dylan, Nov. 22 at the Dr. Phillips Center The Good Life, Nov. 22 at the Social Gin Wigmore, Nov. 25 at the Social Kenny G, Nov. 30 at the Plaza Live

Mayday Parade, Nov. 11 at the Social

Jello Biafra, Rev. Horton Heat, Dec. 31 at Will’s Pub

Thievery Corporation, Nov. 13 at House of Blues

Sage Francis, Dec. 2 at the Social

Tracy Morgan, Nov. 13 at Hard Rock Live

Rittz, Dec. 10 at the Social

Tegan and Sara, Nov. 14 at the Beacham

Lily Tomlin, Feb. 4, 2017, at the Dr. Phillips Center

Neil deGrasse Tyson, Nov. 15 at the Dr. Phillips Center

The Piano Guys, Feb. 16, 2017, at the Dr. Phillips Center

The King Khan & BBQ Show, Nov. 15 at the Social

Colin Hay, Feb. 20, 2017, at the Plaza Live

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Maroon 5’s trajectory – moving from silky-smooth singles to electropop bangers – hasn’t been too hard to follow. It makes sense. The Cali-bred sextet has achieved something quite unique, a happy collective led by a Beyoncé-like powerhouse and otherwise composed of individually anonymous hit-makers. Granted, People’s Sexiest Man Alive winner Adam Levine does get most of the attention, but they’ve remained a band for a reason. Their longevity can probably be attributed to one thing that pop groups can’t often claim: They write most of their own songs. Maybe that’s why their latest album, V, could still be found at pretentious Starbucks racks up to a year ago between Taylor Swift and Ingrid Michaelson. From 2002’s “She Will Be Loved” to 2014’s “Maps,” they’re still harping about lost love as romantically nuanced as ever, even if the new coating is a little glossier. – Adam Manno with Tove Lo, R. City | 7:30 p.m. | Amway Center, 400 W. Church St. | 800-745-3000 | amwaycenter.com | $28.50-$123.50

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Brown Bag Brass Band 7 pm; The Lucky Lure, 1427 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-250-6949.

Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $7; 407-677-9669.

The Cook Trio 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Rock the Universe: Lecrae, TobyMac, Colton Dixon 4 pm; Universal Studios, 6000 Universal Blvd.; cost of admission; 407-363-8000.

The Diggers 8-10 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-636-9951.

Savi Fernandez Band, Reinstated, Tunnel Vision 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$14; 407-246-1419.

Flux Pavilion, Joyride 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $25-$40; 407-504-7699.

The Woolly Bushmen, the Xandras, the Palmettes, Autarx 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7.

Hard to Port 7:30 pm; Wop’s Hops, 419 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-878-7819.

Music in the Library: Blender 2-3 pm; Chickasaw Library, 870 N. Chickasaw Trail; free; 407-835-7323.

Raspberry Pie, Florida Man, the Uke-A-Ladies 9 pm; Red Lion

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CONCERTS/EVENTS Acoustic Music Festival 1:30-5:30 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323.

Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Anti-False Flag Festival: Sacred Owls, Radicalized Youth, Chew, Sun Signs, In Oculus, Pizza Nightmare and more 11 am; Sacred Owls House, 719 23rd St.; $9 suggested donation.

Azizi Gibson 6 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $15; 407-999-2570.

Devin Townsend Project, Between the Buried and Me, Fallujah 6 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $25-$40; 407-228-1220.

Gravel Kings, Pathos Pathos, the States, Myles Patrick 9 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $6.50-$8; 407-228-0804.

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James Butler Wayne 6-8 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; $5; 407-739-6948.

Paint It Black Quartet & Orchestra 12-2:45 pm; Casa Feliz, 656 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-295-8527.

The Queers, the Ataris, Panther Camp, Debt Neglector 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $15-$17.

Watsky, Witt Lowry, Daye Jack, Chukwudi Hodge 5 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $20-$55; 407-648-8363.

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The Groove Orient 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

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The Sam Rivers Rejuvenation Orchestra 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-636-9951.

CONCERTS/EVENTS Free the People, Apache Resistance, Box Wine Blackout 8 pm; 64 North, 64 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.

Meiuuswe 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Open Mic Hip-Hop 9:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364.

Reggae Mondae featuring Hor!zen 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Tribute to Big Makk 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $15-$30; 407-504-7699.

Twin Peaks, White Reaper, Modern Vices 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $13-$15; 407-246-1419.

THEATER 20 Penny Circus A variety show for adults featuring illusions, stunts, humor and more. Friday, 8 pm; Carmine Boutique, 2708 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $10.

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CONCERTS/EVENTS Con Leche 10 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Bonnie & Clyde FridaySaturday, 8 pm, Sunday, 2 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $29-$33; 407877-4736; gardentheatre.org.

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Five Lesbians Eating a Quiche Sunday, 3 pm, MondayTuesday, 8 pm; Breakthrough Theatre of Winter Park, 419A W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; $20; 407-920-4034.

God Is a Scottish Drag Queen A two-act comedy show of biblical proportions. Starring Mike Delamont. Saturday, 7:30 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $37.50; 407-2281220; plazaliveorlando.com.

Jekyll & Hyde: The Musical Friday-Saturday, 8 pm, Sunday, 3 pm; Central Christian Church, 250 W. Ivanhoe Blvd.; $25.

Joseph & the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat Thursday-Friday, 7 pm; Northland Performing Arts Center, 530 Dog Track Road, Longwood; $10-$50; 407949-4000; cfcarts.com.

Lady Day at Emerson’s Bar and Grill Billie Holiday’s life story. Friday-Saturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday, 2:30 & 6:30 pm; Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $25-$75; 407-6008651; drphillipscenter.org.

M*A*S*H Two madcap surgeons military surgeons wage a campaign to get a young Korean to the United States for school.

Based on the TV show of the same name. Friday-Saturday, 8 pm, Sunday, 2 pm; The Historic State Theatre, 109 N. Bay St., Eustis; $11-$21; 352-357-7777.

A Midsummer Night’s Dream Friday, 7:30 pm, Saturday, 7 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; $22; 407-3730888; stonewallorlando.com.

Naked and Afraid A show full of storytelling and songs where Jessica Hoehn bares her naked soul about past loves and losses, triumphs and tragedies. Sunday, 4:30 pm; Savoy Orlando, 1913 N. Orange Ave.; $12; wanziepresents.com.

Playwrights’ Round Table Workshop All writers are welcome to bring any piece they’re working on, from a ten minute short to a full length work. Sunday, 1 pm; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theater, 8267 International Drive; free; 407-363-1985; theprt.com.

Solo! A new one-man show from comedian Elizardi Castro. Friday-Saturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday, 5 pm; Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $28; 407-4471700; elicastro.com.

Theresa Leigh Smith: I’ll Sing Whatever the Fach I Want Cabaret performance.

Tuesday, 8 pm; The Persian Room, 1155 W. State Road 434, Longwood; $10.

West Side Story Young lovers Maria and Tony are caught between rival street gangs, the American Jets and the Puerto Rican Sharks. WednesdayFriday, 7 pm, Saturday, 1:30 & 7 pm, Sunday, 1:30 pm; Margeson Theater, Lowndes Shakespeare

Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $18-$65; 407-447-1700.

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COMEDY Benji Brown Thursday, 7 pm, Friday, 6:30 & 9:45 pm, Saturday, 6 & 9:45 pm, Sunday, 6 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $17-$20; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

Brian Posehn Saturday, 8 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $18; 407-9992570; backbooth.com.

Chad Zumock Wednesday, 7:30 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $8; 407-280-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

Comedy at the Caboose Open Mic. Hosted by Kimberly Burke. Thursdays, 8 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733.

Comedy Night All-female lineup. Hosted by Adam Avitable. Wednesday, 9 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407-719-9874.

Doug Loves Movies Podcast with Doug Benson Saturday, 3 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $20; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

Drunken Monkey Open Showcase Comedy open mic.

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Fridays, 8 pm; Drunken Monkey Coffee Bar, 444 N. Bumby Ave.; free; 407-893-4994; drunkenmonkeycoffee.com.

High Tide A monthly indie comedy variety show made up of sketch, improvisational comedy and digital shorts. Wednesday, 8 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $3; 407-228-0804.

DANCE Amateur Burlesque V Showcase of amateur burlesque dancers, hosted by Blue Star. Friday, 9 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $18-$20; 407-412-6895; thevenueorlando.com.

ART OPENINGS/EVENTS Art for the Senses Art that incorporates all five senses.

Opens Friday, 5-8 pm, through Sept. 30; Artisans on Fifth, 134 E. Fifth Ave., Mount Dora; free; 352-3830880; artisansonfifth.com.

Calavera Workshop A special calavera-making workshop devoted to the Pulse 49. The decorated sugar skulls will be part of a larger Dia de los Muertos installation in Chicago.

Saturday, 11 am; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-896-4231.

Chad Pollpeter & Cameron Moore New art show from Chad Pollpeter and Cameron Moore. Opens Saturday, 9 pm, through Oct. 1; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Indie Craft Fair Handmade gifts, food, door prizes, children’s crafts, a bouncy castle and more. Goodie bags for the first fifty adult guests. Benefitting the Harbor House of Central Florida. Saturday, 10 am-3 pm; Prince of Peace Lutheran Church, 1515 S. Semoran Blvd.; free; 407-810-9983; orlandohelpinghandmade.org.

La Diaspora Art from the Fine Artists of the Puerto Rican Diaspora of Central Florida.

Opens Thursday, 6:30-9:30 pm, through Nov. 6; The Art Gallery at Mills Park, 1650 N. Mills Ave.; free; 855-336-3653; thegalleryatmillspark.com.

Orlando Urban Sketchers Outing Bring your sketchbook, sketch pad, colors, pens and pencils for a day of reflection and creativity. Sunday, 6-9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888; pulseorlandoclub.com.

Sketch & Kvetch Get together with other artists to draw, drink and discuss. Thursday, 7 pm; Rabbitfoot Records Coffee Lounge, 307 E. Second St., Sanford; free; 321-926-3417; rabbitfootrecords.com.

CONTINUING THIS WEEK America the Beautiful Through Sept. 10; Florida Hospital - Altamonte, 601 E. Altamonte Drive, Altamonte Springs; free; 407-303-2200; seminoleculturalarts.org.

Annual Local Artists Exhibit Tuesdays, Saturdays, 10 am-3 pm and Wednesdays, Thursdays, 11 am-7 pm; The Lake Mary Historical Museum, 158 N. Country Club Road, Lake Mary; free; 407-5851481; lakemaryhistory.org.

Boarded Up 5: The Art of Skateboarding Through Sept. 9; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060.

Brett J. Barr: Sketch a Day 2 Through Sept. 18; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org.

The Bride Elect – Gifts From the 1905 Wedding of Elizabeth Owens Morse TuesdaysSaturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $6; 407645-5311; morsemuseum.org.

Corpus Through Sept. 24; Snap Space, 1013 E. Colonial Drive; free; snaporlando.com.

Digital Showcase Through Sunday; BART, 1205 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-796-2522.

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Esherick to Nakashima Tuesdays-Sundays, 10 am-5 pm; Modernism Museum Mount Dora, 145 E. Fourth Ave., Mount Dora; $8; 352-385-0034; modernismmuseum.org.

Faculty Focus 2016 Through Sept. 24; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

Forest Fire Through Sept. 10; Redefine Gallery, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060.

Happy Hour Tour of the Alfond Inn Wednesday, 5:30 pm; The Alfond Inn, 300 E. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407998-8090; cfam.rollins.edu.

Hello Basquiat Through Oct. 8; Defined Enterprises, 279 Douglas Ave., Altamonte Springs; free.

In Plain Sight: New Paintings

by Robert Ross Through Sept. 24; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-428-1133.

Form in Light Ongoing; Snap Downtown, 420 E. Church St.; free; snaporlando.com.

Intimacy With the Subject Through Sept. 23; Mount Dora Center for the Arts, 138 E. Fifth Ave., Mount Dora; free; 352-383-0880.

Gallery Talks Wednesday, 1:30-2 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; 321-363-4406; omart.org.

Life Drawing Wednesdays, 6:30 pm; SOBO Art Center, 127 S. Boyd St., Winter Garden; $15; 407-347-7996; wgart.org.

Gamerz Only Through Nov. 12; Thai Purple Orchid Café and Grocery, 9318 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-203-3891; thaipurpleorchidcafe.com.

Miles G. Batt: Retrospective Through Oct. 2; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

Mount Dora Art Stroll Friday, 6-8 pm; Downtown Mount Dora, East Fifth Avenue and North Donnelly Street, Mount Dora; free; 352-383-0880; mountdoracenterforthearts. org.

My Friend: Eric Rohmann Through Oct. 30; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; 407-896-4231.

Philip Smallwood: Personages Through Oct. 2; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

Pop Art Prints Through Sept. 11; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; $5; 407-2464278; mennellomuseum.com.

Sculptures by David Hayes Through Oct. 30; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

Theresa Bernstein: An Early Modernist Through Oct. 9; Museum of Art DeLand –

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Victor Perez: Funhouse Through Oct. 15; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-428-1133.

Walter Meigs: Transformations Through Oct. 2; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

You Are My Sunshine ongoing; Art of Healing Gallery at Florida Hospital - Altamonte, 601 E. Altamonte Drive, Altamonte Springs; free; 407-303-5395; flhosp.com.

EVENTS Anniversary Cigar City Takeover Nona Tap Room celebrates its sixth birthday with a tap takeover from Cigar City. Thursday, 4 pm; Nona Tap Room, 9145 Narcoossee Road; various menu prices; 407-440-4594.

Asian Autumn Festival Cultural festival with authentic Chinese food, traditional folk dance and music performances, a dragon dance and more. Saturday, 11 am-3 pm; Amerasia Bank Center, 5210 W. Colonial Drive; $20.

BBQ and Beer Brunch Featuring brews from Oskar Blues alongside smoked brisket, pulled pork, ribs, sausages and sides. Saturdays, 10:30 am2:30 pm; The Osprey Tavern, 4899 New Broad St.; $20; 407960-7700; ospreytavern.com.

Celebrity Dinner With Chef Joe Rego The winner of Chopped and Cutthroat Kitchen prepares an amazing five-course meal. Thursday, 7:30 pm; The Silly Grape, 1720 Fennell St., Maitland; $50; 407-790-7999.

Christmas in the City Annual charity gala for the Gift of Life with dining, live entertainment and an auction. Saturday, 5-11 pm; Wyndham Orlando Resort, 8001 International Drive; $45; 407-905-5454; thegiftoflife27.org.

Girls Night In: Niki & Gabi, Alisha Marie, Jessie Paege, Alyson Stoner YouTube stars talk. Wednesday, 7 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $29.50-$95; 407-8720066; fullscreenlive.com.

Herbivore Ho-Down A night of food and wine from Dixie Dharma and the Swirlery, featuring vegetarian and vegan nachos, hot dogs, tacos and more. Thursday, 6:30 pm; The Swirlery, 1508 E. Michigan St.; various menu prices; 407270-6300; swirlery.com.

Home and Garden Show A home and garden spectacular featuring celebrities, local experts, kitchen and bathroom contractors, interior designers, and more. Friday-Sunday, noon-6 pm; Orange County Convention Center, 9800 International Drive; $6-$9; 407-685-9800; orlando homeandgardenshow.com.

Lil Black Dress Pub Crawl Travel to several downtown bars on this organized pub crawl. Little black dresses or suits required.

Saturday, 8 pm; Casey’s on Central, 50 E. Central Blvd.; $15-$20; 407-648-4218; orlandopubcrawl.com.

Local Brews Local Grooves Try beer and food samples while checking out local bands onstage. Saturday, 4 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $11-$55; 407-9342583; houseofblues.com.

Perfect Wedding Guide Show This one-day event is an invaluable resource when it comes to planning your wedding. Sunday, noon-4 pm; Caribe Royale Resort Suites Hotel, 8101 World Center Drive; $10-$20; 888-222-7433; perfectweddingguide.com.

Pine Street UCF Block Party Cheer on the UCF Knights against the Michigan Wolverines and see if the Basement will have to keep giving out free beer. Saturday, 11 am; The Basement, 68 E. Pine St.; free; 407-250-4840.

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Vaselina Springs and the Arkie DeLeons: A Work in Progress Through Oct. 22; Homer and Dolly Hand Art Center, Stetson University, 139 E. Michigan Ave., DeLand; free; 386-822-7270.

Bell’s Bourbon Aged Expedition Tapping Release of Bell’s Bourbon Barrel Aged Expedition, along with 10 other Bell’s brews and a special food menu. Thursday, 6:30 pm; World of Beer Downtown Orlando, 431 E. Central Blvd.; various menu prices; worldofbeer.com.

Lifted: A Night of Stars Benefit night for Two Spirit Health Services with a silent auction, raffle, live entertainment and more. Saturday, 8 pm; Savoy Orlando, 1913 N. Orange Ave.; free.

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Vanishing Florida: Lampoons and Elegies Through Oct. 13, reception Thursday, 6-8 pm; Anita S. Wooten Gallery, 701 N. Econlockhatchee Trail; free; 407-582-2298; valenciacollege.edu.

Beer & Wine Stroll Get free samples of beer and wine as you browse the unique shops at Artegon. Thursday, 6-9 pm; Artegon Marketplace, 5250 International Drive; free; 407-351-7718; artegonmarketplace.com.

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Poetry & Pastries Original poetry, live music and pastries. Tuesday, 6:30-7:30 pm; Chickasaw Library, 870 N. Chickasaw Trail; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

Star Trek 50th Anniversary Special themed food and drink menu, a costume contest, vendors and more.

Saturday, 2 pm; Cloak and Blaster, 875 Woodbury Road; free; cloakandblaster.com.

Swirlery’s First Anniversary Anniversary party includes food, wine, beer and a special wine glass. Saturday, 3 pm; The Swirlery, 1508 E. Michigan St.; $20; 407270-6300; swirlery.com.

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A Taste of the Cookery A night of food and fun with live entertainment and samples of local gourmet grocery and specialty items. Wednesday, 6 pm; The District at Mills 50, 1221 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-601-3363; facebook.com/thedistrictatmills50.

Uinta Beer Tasting Free samples of beers from Uinta Brewing. Wednesday, 5-8 pm; Nora’s Sugar Shack, 636 Virginia Drive; free.

The Venue 4-Year Anniversa-TDance Celebration Celebrate the Venue’s fourth anniversary with an afternoon dance.

Bring your own vinyl if you want it played. Sunday, 4:44 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; free; 407-412-6895; thevenueorlando.com.

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Legal Advice Clinic for Pulse Survivors and Family Members Legal advice for victims of the Pulse tragedy and their families. Friday, 1-5 pm, Saturday, 10 am-2 pm; Park Lake Presbyterian Church, 309 E. Colonial Drive; free; 321-299-9618; clsmf.org.

LITERARY An Evening With Garrison Keillor The longtime host of NPR’s A Prairie Home Companion gives a one-man performance. Tuesday, 6:30 pm; Warden Arena, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; $15-$30.

Open Mic Poetry and Spoken Word Poetry and spoken word open mic. Wednesdays, 8:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-9753364; austinscoffee.com.

Orlando Story Club: Guts Stories about moments of courage that made a difference.

Wednesday, 6 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $5; 407-7046261; orlandostoryclub.com.

The S.A.F.E. Words Poetry Slam With Monica Titus A competitive poetry slam with a fea-

tured reader. Thursday, 8 pm; The Milk Bar, 2424 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-4954.

Tea & Conversation Book lovers bring in books and discuss them over tea. Monday, 1-3 pm; Writer’s Block Bookstore, 124 E. Welbourne Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-335-4192; writersblockbookstore.com.

Thinking in Public Yell into a mic. Tuesday, 8:30 pm; Deadly Sins Brewing, 750 Jackson Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-9008726; deadlysinsbrewing.com.

Welcome Potluck for Glendaliz Camacho The Kerouac House welcomes its newest writer-in-residence.

Saturday, 7:30 pm; Jack Kerouac House, 1418 Clouser Ave.; free; kerouacproject.org.

Writing Workshop: Getting Started Author Britt Dior hosts a writing workshop. Sunday, 2-3 pm; South Creek Library, 1702 Deerfield Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

SPORTS Orlando Pride vs. Sky Blue FC Women’s major league soccer.

Saturday, 7:30 pm; Camping World Stadium, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; $19-$85; 855-675-2489; orlandocitysc.com/pride. ■

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Nerd Nite Orlando XLIII Presentations on a variety of fascinating topics from three different presenters, paired with drinks and a Q&A session.

Thursday, 7 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; $5 suggested donation; 407-332-9636; orlando.nerdnite.com.

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Meet Stubbs, a 2-year-old dog who is looking for a home!

Stubbs (A353955) was surrendered because his owner could no longer keep him. He is a smart boy, and he even knows commands such as how to sit.

He is a calm and mellow boy, but he does have a bit of energy from time to time! Stubbs is very friendly and he walks well on a leash. He has heartworm disease, but it is treatable, so don’t let that deter you from adopting this cutie.

For the month of September, we’re having the “Real Housepets of Orange County” adoption promotion. The adoption fee for dogs and cats will be $10. Fees includes sterilization, vaccinations and a microchip. The adoption fee has been waived for Stubbs due to his heartworm disease.

Orange County Animal Services is located at 2769 Conroy Road, near the Mall at Millenia. The shelter is open from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. Monday through Saturday and from 1 to 5 p.m. Sunday. For more information, please call 407836-3111 or visit ocnetpets.com.

My husband left the picture recently, and I’m now a single mom supporting an infant in Toronto. I work a retail job and am drowning financially. I hooked up with a guy I met on Tinder, and I didn’t warn him that I’m still nursing because I didn’t even think of it. Luckily, he really got off on it – so I was spared the awkwardness of “Eww, what is coming out of your tits?!” Afterward, he joked about there being a market for lactating women in the kink world. My questions: If I find someone who will pay me to suckle my milk, is that prostitution? And if I advertise that I’m willing to be paid, can I get into trouble for that? The possibility of making some money this way is more appealing every day.

Truly In Trouble “Allowing clients to suckle her breasts is, of course, sex work,” said Angela Chaisson, a partner at Toronto’s Paradigm Law Group.

“But sex work is legal for everyone in Canada, new moms included. The new sex work laws here – the 2014 ‘Protection of Communities and Exploited Persons Act,’ an Orwellian title for a draconian piece of legislation – prohibit sex work close to where minors might be. So if she’s engaging in sex work close to kids, she is risking criminal charges.”

No one wants sex work going on around minors, of course – on or around minors – so that’s not what makes the ‘Protection of Communities and Exploited Persons Act’ an Orwellian piece of bullshit.

Laws regulating sex work in Canada were rewritten after Terri-Jean Bedford, a retired dominatrix and madam, took her case to the courts. The Supreme Court of Canada ultimately ruled – unanimously – that criminalizing sex work made it more dangerous, not less, and consequently the laws on the books against sex work violated the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms.

But instead of decriminalizing sex work, Parliament made it legal to sell sex in Canada but illegal to buy it, aka the “end demand” approach to stamping out sex work.

“By making a sex worker’s body the scene of a crime,” writes sex worker and sex-workers-rights activist Mike Crawford, “the ‘end demand’ approach gives cops full license to investigate sex workers, leaving sex workers vulnerable to abuse, extortion and even rape at the hands of the police.”

Chaisson, who helped bring down Canada’s laws against sex work, doesn’t think selling suckling will get you in trouble, TIT. “But Children’s Aid Society would investigate if they felt there was a child in need of protection,” said Chaisson. “So the safest thing would be for her to stick to outcalls only and to keep the work away from kids and anywhere they might be.”

To avoid having to worry about CAS or exactly where every kid in Canada is when you see a client while still making some money off your current superpower, you

could look into the online market for human breast milk. There are more ads from breast milk fetishists (204) at OnlyTheBreast.com (“Buy, sell, or donate breast milk with our discreet classifieds system”) than there are from new parents seeking breast milk for their infants (159). Good luck!

My husband and I have a pretty good sex life considering we are raising three kids, we both work full time and I’m going to school. We have sex four to five times a week, sometimes daily. Before we married, it never occurred to me to check what he was looking at online. Now I can’t stop. I know he looks at porn and masturbates. I never check his phone or his Facebook or anything like that, just what he has Googled. How can I let go and be more confident and believe that, regardless of his personal habits, he still wants me? He says it’s not personal, it’s when I’m not available and it’s a good way to take a nap. I trust him and don’t think he’s doing anything wrong, but how do I feel OK with it?

Sees Problems On Understanding Spouse’s Electronics You don’t have a good sex life, SPOUSE, you have a great sex life. You two are raising three kids, you’re getting sex on an almost daily basis and at least one of you is getting naps? You’re the envy of all parents everywhere. It’ll put your mind at ease if you remind yourself now and then that no one person can be all things to another person – sexually or in any other way – and that the evidence your husband still wants you is running down your leg four to five times per week. Now please pass the paper/tablet/phone to your husband, SPOUSE, I have something to say to him.

Hey, Mr. SPOUSE, here’s a handy life hack for you: CLEAR YOUR FUCKING BROWSER HISTORY. Use the “private browsing” or “incognito” setting in your web browser, and spare your wife – and yourself – future scrutiny and smut-shaming.

Years ago, my then-boyfriend cheated on me while I was out of town. He didn’t like my reaction when he confessed (“Was he cute?

Can we have a three-way?”) and got angry at me for not being angry with him. We wound up having a fun threesome with the other guy shortly before we broke up for other reasons, CUCKS, and I suspect the day will come when your husband fucks someone else – if he hasn’t already – with your permission, which means it’ll be cuckolding, not cheating.

Just apologize for now, roll your eyes when he’s not looking and bide your time.

And speaking of gay cuckolds …

Way, way back in 2008, a reader asked why I described cuckolding as a straight male fetish. “The cuckolding fetish is the boner-killing lemons of straight male sexual/ paternal insecurity turned into deliciously perverted bonerade,” I responded. “Gay sex doesn’t make babies, only messes (which is all straight sex makes 99.98 percent of the time). Which may explain why, as a general rule, gay men aren’t as threatened when our partners are ‘taken’ by other men.”

But gay cuckolding has emerged as a porn genre over the last few years – right after marriage equality was achieved in the United States (hmm) – and now sex researchers David Ley and Justin J. Lehmiller are looking into it. So if you’re a gay cuckold – an experienced gay cuck or just someone who fantasizes about it – please take a few minutes to fill out this anonymous survey in the name of both science and your kink: tinyurl. com/gaycuck.

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Via text I asked my (gay) husband of 10 years if he had any sexual fantasies he hadn’t shared with me. He replied, “I want to cheat on you.” I was out of town when we had this text exchange. He wrote the next morning to apologize. He said he was tipsy when I texted him and didn’t mean what he said. I explained that I wasn’t upset but turned on: If he wanted to sleep with other people, he could, provided it was someone safe and not someone in our social circle. The idea of being cheated on, frankly, appeals to me.

(That makes me a gay cuckold, correct?) I even told him I jerked off about it already.

He did not react the way I expected. He got upset and said he thinks about cheating on me only when he’s drunk and he would never want to do it in real life and he’s angry that I would want him to. Advice?

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Legal, Public Notices NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that on Extra Space Storage will sell at public auction, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following locations: September 28th, 2016 at the times and locations listed below.

The personal goods stored therein by the following: 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 3501 Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL. 32839 (407)839-5518 #3088-Rita Wooden-furniture, boxes, #1074-Shaketa Adams-furniture, #1073-Latrisha Battle–Household items, #3074- Maria Catoni-household items, #1045-Sonny Khan–gym set, boxes, #2095-Demario Green-10x10 1 bed room apartment, #2040-Ruby Modkins-bed set, household items, #2128- Demetrius Davis-household items, #4087-Ericka Smith-household items, #3108-Gerald Cuevas-Household items, #1049-Kayla Sanders-Household items, #1103BWillie Gladney- household items.

2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 13125 S. John Young Pkwy. Orlando, Fl. 32837 (407) 240-0958 #705-Michael FabbianiHousehold furniture, #540-Claudio O Cueto-Car and home items, #1081AMonica La Hoz- Dresser/boxes, #420Adam Ocasio-Home items.

2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 5753 Hoffner Avenue Orlando, FL 32822 (407) 2125890 #5010-Belliveau Maurice-Business goods, #1530-Yohansel PerezHousehold goods, #3016-Osladia Diaz Montes-Household goods, #8012-Lois Elliott-business goods, #7000-Rebecca Mendez- Household goods.

The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction.

Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE 9TH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA SEACOAST NATIONAL BANK, successor by merger with BankFIRST,1031 W. Morse Blvd., Suite 150, Winter Park, Florida 32789, Plaintiff, v. FAITHWORLD CENTER OF ORLANDO, INC., 7601 Forest City Road, Orlando, Florida 32810; UNKNOWN TENANT #1; RELIANCE TRUST COMPANY, as Trustee for the General Mortgage Bond Holders, 2008 Series, Bank and Trust Company organized and existing under the laws of the State of Georgia, 1100 Abernathy Road, 500 North Park, Suite 400, Atlanta, GA 30328; TMI TRUST COMPANY f/k/a RELIANCE TRUST COMPANY, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, DEPARTMENT OF THE TREASURY-INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE, Chief Counsel Office, 1111 Constitution Avenue NW, Washington, D.C. 20224, Defendants.

CASE NO.: 2014-CA- 010087-O AMENDED NOTICE OF SALE NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that on the 31st day of October, 2016, at 11:00 a.m., at public sale online at www. realforeclose.com, the undersigned Clerk will offer for sale the real estate described as follows: Begin at the northeast corner of the south 1/2 of the northwest 1/4 of the southeast 1/4 of the southeast 1/4 of Section 28, Township 21 south, Range 29 east, Orange County, Florida, run thence west 138.48 feet, thence south 314.45 feet, thence east 138.48 feet, 2 thence north 314.45 feet to the point of beginning (except the west 60 feet). AND The north 207.5 feet of Lot 10, Fair Plains Subdivision, according to the plat thereof as recorded in Plat Book P, Page 7, Public Records of Orange County, Florida.

The property has a physical address of 2603 Juergensen Drive, Orlando, Florida 32810. together with all structures, improvements, fixtures, and appurtenances on said land or used in conjunction therewith. Any person claiming an interest in the surplus from the sale, if any, other than the property owner as of the date of the lis pendens, must file a claim within sixty (60) days after the sale. The aforesaid sale will be made pursuant to the Amended Final Judgment of Foreclosure entered in this cause on August 31, 2016. DATED this 31st day of August, 2016. HOUSTON E. SHORT, FOR THE COURT, /s/Houston E. Short, Attorneys for Plaintiff Houston E. Short, Florida Bar No.: 717592, GUNSTER, YOAKLEY & STEWART, P.A., 200 S. Orange Ave., Suite 410, Orlando, FL 327801, Email: HShort@ Gunster.com, (407) 648-5077, FAX: (407) 849-1233.

NOTICE OF SALE NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the undersigned intends to sell the personal property described below to enforce a lien imposed on said property under The Florida Self Storage Facility Act Statutes (Section 83.801-83.809). The undersigned will sell at public sale by competitive bidding on, Thursday the 1st day of September, thru, the 22nd day of September 2016 at 1:00 P.M., on lockerfox.com said property has been stored and which are located at: 3400 Forsyth Rd, Winter Park FL 32792 Name, Unit #, Contents: Liso Campos, 131, Bicycle, clothes, shoes, umbrella Purchases must be paid for at the time of purchase by cash only. All purchased items are sold as is, where is, and must be removed at the time of the sale. Sale is subject to cancellation in the event of settlement between owner and obligated party. Dated the, 31st day of August and the 7th day of September 2016.

NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty.

Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale.

1998 NISSAN VIN# 1N4DL01D3WC251425 To be sold at auction at 8:00AM on September 26th, 2016, at 2500 N. Forsyth rd, Orlando Fl 32807.

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE EIGHTEENTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR SEMINOLE COUNTY FLORIDA HMC ASSETS, LLC SOLELY IN ITS CAPACITY AS SEPARATE TRUSTEE OF CAM XIV TRUST, Plaintiff, v.

CHRISTOPHER DIPRETORO, et al., Defendants.

CASE NO.: 2016-CA-001085-14-H-W NOTICE OF SALE NOTICE is hereby given that pursuant to the Final Judgment of Foreclosure entered in the cause pending in the Circuit Court of the Eighteenth Judicial Circuit, in and for Seminole County, Florida, Case No. 2016-CA-00108514-H-W, in which HMC ASSETS LLC SOLELY IN ITS CAPACITY AS SEPARATE TRUSTEE OF CAM XIV TRUST, is Plaintiff, and Christopher Dipretoro, Defendants, and any and all unknown parties claiming interests by, through, under or against a named defendant to this action, or having or claiming to have any right, title or interest in the property herein described, the Clerk will sell the following described property situated in Seminole County, Florida: LOT 18, BLOCK H, SKY LARK SUBDIVISION, ACCORDING TO THE PLAT THEREOF AS RECORDED IN PLAT BOOK 17, PAGES 84 AND 85, OF THE PUBLIC RECORDS OF SEMINOLE COUNTY, FLORIDA. Property Address: 1514 Sparrow St., Longwood, FL 32750 Together with an undivided percentage interest in the common elements pertaining thereto at public sale, to the highest and best bidder for cash at 11:00 am on the 25th day of October, 2016, to be held in Room S201 of the Seminole County Courthouse at: 301 North Park Ave., Sanford, FL 32771.

Any person claiming interest in the surplus from the sale, if any, other than the property owner as of the date of the lis pendens must file a claim within 60 days after the sale. Dated this 29th day of August, 2016. /S/ Jason R. Hawkins, CAMERON H. P. WHITE, Florida Bar No.: 021343, cwhite@southmilhausen. com, JASON R. HAWKINS, Florida Bar No.: 11925, jhawkins@southmilhausen. com, South Milhausen, P.A., 1000 Legion Place, Suite 1200, Orlando, Florida 32801, Telephone: (407) 539-1638, Facsimile: (407) 539-2679, Attorneys for Plaintiff.

NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, 38 Millenia, LLC, of 4692 Asher Drive, Minnetonka, MN 55345, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Culver’s It is the intent of the undersigned to register Culver’s with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 8/29/16

NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, James Rogers, Jr., of 818 E. Silver Star Rd., Ocoee, FL 34761, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: NewLife Orthotics It is the intent of the undersigned to register “NewLife Orthotics” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 9/1/16

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OCTOBER 06, 2016 at 8:00AM at My Towing Company 1800 N Forsyth Rd., Orlando FL 32807. Will sell the following vehicles to the highest bidder 13 VOLKSWAGEN VIN # 1VWBH7A36DC083812 Term of the sale are cash. My Towing Company reserves the right to accept or reject any and all bids. Vehicle sold as is, no warranty, no guarantee, no title.

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 07/DAWSON PINE HILLS SERVICE CENTER CASE NO.: DP04-564 In the Interest of: J. K. DOB: 09/09/2004, C.K. DOB 06/12/2015, minor children SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: SCOTT WEAVER Address Unknown. WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Daniel P. Dawson, on 19th day of September, 2016, at 11:00am at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6) (g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 29th day of July, 2016.

This summons has been issued at the request of: Kirsten Teany, Esq., Florida Bar No.: 981540, Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 882 S. Kirkman Rd, Suite 200, Orlando, FL 32811.

(407) 563-2380 - Telephone. Kirsten.

Teany@myflfamilies.com. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Rochelle Marrero, Deputy Clerk (Court Seal).

PLEASE CALL THE ATTORNEY AT (407) 563-2380 IF YOU HAVE ANY FURTHER QUESTIONS. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE PERSONAL PROPERTY OF THE FOLLOWING TENANTS WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH TO SATISFY RENTAL LIENS IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE FACILITY ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. CONTENTS MAY INCLUDE KITCHEN, HOUSEHOLD ITEMS, BEDDING, TOYS, GAMES, PACKED CARTONS, FURNITURE, TOOLS, TRUCKS, CARS, ETC. THERE’S NO TITLE FOR VEHICLES SOLD AT LIEN SALE. OWNERS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BID ON UNITS. LIEN SALE TO BE HELD ONLINE WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 28, 2016 AT THE TIMES INDICATED BELOW. VIEWING AND BIDDING WILL ONLY BE AVAILABLE ONLINE AT www.storagetreasures.com BEGINNING AT LEAST 5 DAYS PRIOR TO THE SCHEDULED SALE DATE AND TIME. PERSONAL MINI STORAGE FORSYTH - 2875 FORSYTH RD. WINTER PARK, FL 32792 - AT 10:00AM: #98-Shawn E Feldt; #379-Dante Aaron Boykin; #461- Ramon Luis Rosario Perez, #588- Dee Dee Pails PERSONAL MINI STORAGE LAKE FAIRVIEW - 4252 N ORANGE BLOSSOM TR. ORLANDO FL 32804 - AT 11:30AM: #0165-Ewertz, Joyce Patricia; #0355-Young, Terika #0614-Whipple II, Mark; #0703-Bueno, Jerry D.B.A JBI; #0804-Tate, Eric Devone; #0818-Belovarska, Bojana Borislavova; #0847-Smith, Victoria Ashley; #0890-Manhertz, Damian Orlando; #0922-Rodriguez Bolorin, Zuleyka; #0996-Hall, Margaret Jean PERSONAL MINI STORAGE WEST - 4600 OLD WINTER GARDEN RD. ORLANDO FL 32811 AT12:00PM: #83-Gina M Simon; #107-Krystal A Odom; #109-Malvin A Williams-Tyson; #197-Lakeisha Abbie Oliver; #214-Bret William Messenger; #218-Isaac J Carnagie; #277-Melissa Lee Antonetty; #280-David Lacy; #307-Shawn L Hair; #315-Anthony Nicholas Aloe; #320-Dorcas L Shorter; #347-Jesse Levor James; #366-Nadine P Binns; #423-Nathan Lamar Yearby; #455-Elise Clerger; #462- Carla Caetano Cavalcante; #471-Arika R Frazier; #516-Jezzel M Rosemond; #584-Kietta M Gamble; #605-Lori L Fuller; #637-Valerie Phillips; #641-Robert Macafee; #649Elwady Bouchaib.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 07/DAWSON PINE HILLS SERVICE CENTER CASE NO.:DP10-204 In the Interest of: KATELYN HALE DOB: 07/02/2005, HANNAH HALE DOB: 05/16/2006, TYLER HALE DOB: 06/14/2007, minor children SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: FREDERIC HALE, JR. (father), Address Unknown. WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child(ren).

You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Daniel P. Dawson, on Tuesday, October 25, 2016 at 9:00 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes.

WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 2nd day of September, 2016. This summons has been issued at the request of: Kim Crag-Chaderton, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0433871, Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 882 S. Kirkman Rd, Suite 200, Orlando, FL 32811. 407-563- 2317.

Kim.crag-chaderton@myflfamilies.com.

CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk (Court Seal). PLEASE CALL THE ATTORNEY AT (407) 5632380 IF YOU HAVE ANY FURTHER QUESTIONS. IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 07/DAWSON PINE HILLS SERVICE CENTER CASE NO.: DP04-564 In the Interest of: J. K. DOB: 09/09/2004, C.K. DOB 06/12/2015, minor children SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: MELODY KEEFE Address Unknown. WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Daniel P. Dawson, on 19th day of September, 2016, at 11:00am at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6) (g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 29th day of July, 2016.

This summons has been issued at the request of: Kirsten Teany, Esq., Florida Bar No.: 981540, Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 882 S. Kirkman Rd, Suite 200, Orlando, FL 32811.

(407) 563-2380 - Telephone. Kirsten.

Teany@myflfamilies.com. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Rochelle Marrero, Deputy Clerk (Court Seal).

PLEASE CALL THE ATTORNEY AT (407) 563-2380 IF YOU HAVE ANY FURTHER QUESTIONS.

NOTICE OF ADMINISTRATIVE ACTION STATE OF FLORIDA, OFFICE OF FINANCIAL REGULATION DANIZ JOSE AVILA ESCOBEDO Administrative Proceeding Docket No. 66298 Daniz Jose Avila Escobedo, 4978 Brightwood Blvd., Apopka, FL 32712, and 683 Ashford Oaks Dr., Apt 204, Altamonte Springs, FL 32714 YOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED that an Administrative Complaint (with Notice of Rights) has been filed against you by the State of Florida, Office of Financial Regulation, for failure to comply with certain requirements of Chapter 560, Florida Statutes. As such, your written defenses, if any, must be received at the address provided below by 5:00pm ET, on September 15, 2016. FAILURE TO RESPOND AS PRESCRIBED will result in a default entered against you regarding the allegations and penalties contained in the Administrative Complaint, including but not limited to an administrative fine imposed of $10,000 and a Cease & Desist Final Order. A copy of the Administrative Complaint may be obtained from, and your response must be filed with the Agency Clerk of the State of Florida, Office of Financial Regulation as follows: GIGI HOLDER, Agency Clerk, State of Florida, Office of Financial Regulation, Post Office Box 8050, Tallahassee, FL 32314-8050, Email: Agency.Clerk@flofr. com, Tel: (850) 410-9889, Fax: (850) 410-9663. A copy of your response should be sent to: A copy of your response should be sent to: Jenny Salvia, Assistant General Counsel State of Florida, Office of Financial Regulation, 1313 N. Tampa Street, Suite 615, Tampa, FL 33602, Tel: (813) 218-5308.

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NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE PERSONAL PROPERTY OF THE FOLLOWING TENANTS WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH TO SATISFY RENTAL LIENS IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES,SELF STORAGE FACILITY ACT, SECTIONS 83-806 AND 83-807. CONTENTS MAY INCLUDE KITCHEN,HOUSEHOLD ITEMS,BEDDING,TOYS, GAMES,BOXES,BARRELS, GAMES, PACKED CARTONS, FURNITURE, TRUCKS, CARS, ETC. THERE IS NO TITLE FOR VEHICLES SOLD AT LIEN SALE. OWNERS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BID ON UNITS. LIEN SALE TO BE HELD ONLINE ENDING WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, 2016 AT TIMES INDICATED BELOW. VIEWING AND BIDDING WILL ONLY BE AVAILABLE ONLINE AT www. storagetreasures.com, BEGINNING 5 DAYS PRIOR TO THE SCHEDULED SALE DATE AND TIME! PERSONAL MINI STORAGE EDGEWATER - 6325 EDGEWATER DR ORLANDO, FL 32810 - AT 12:30 PM: 0203 DAVID ADRIEN; 0306 FRANCISCO SIVERIO; 0416 VALERIE ANITA JOHNSON; 0610 RONALD LAMAR DANIELS; 0711 KIMBERLY ANN HUDSON; 0911 TAMMY CORDOVA; 0925 CANDACE A DRESS; 0932 DANIQUA KIERRA LEKETA SHAUN I GRAHAM; 0945 KEISHA SUKHDEO; 0960 RONIKA RICHARDSON WRIGHT; 1109 EBONY GISELLE MITCHELL; 1201 NAIM HAKIYM JOHNSON; 1215 BRITTANY CHANLECIA WILLIAMS; 1238 CHRISTOPHER DOUGLAS DEVANE MADISON; 1239 ERIC GABRIEL DANIEL; 1317 LITIZIA TRASHAY CHARACTER; 1404 JOSHUA JAMAL CUMMINGS; 1628 VENETA HESLOP BROWN; 1756 MITCHELL POSTELL SCHUTT; 2136 DONALD L PARAMORE 2008 HOMEMADE FLAT BED TRAILER VIN #NOVIN0200671709 & 1995 CHEVY VAN VIN #1GAGG39K6SF187673; 2322 NICHOLAS AGOSTINO 1977 FORD PICKUP TRUCK VIN #F10BNY83180.

PERSONAL MINI STORAGE FOREST CITY ROAD - 6550 FOREST CIY ROAD ORLANDO, FL 32810 - AT 1:30 PM: 1014 MATHEW TAVARUS WRIGHT-OLIVER; 1047 DAVID RYAN STRONG; 1070 TIMOTHY CHARLES THOMAS; 1111 JOHN LEE WATSON; 3099 DAVID RYAN STRONG; 3220 TERESA ANN JOHNSON; 4042 JOHN MONTANA; 4074 RONICHA DENISE DAVIS; 4082 JOHN NATHANIEL JOYNER; 4105 DAWONNE L BROWN; 5041 DWIGHT GREEN; 6050 TAMICA SHARTRICE FITZ; 8007 TREVOR COBB GREATER VIEW ENVIRONMENTAL SERVICES.

Notice of Public Sale: Pursuant to F.S. 713.78 on September 23, 2016 at 9:00 am, Riker’s Roadside Services, LLC, 630 E Landstreet Rd, Orlando, FL 32824, will sell the following vehicles and/or vessels. Seller reserves the right to bid. Sold as is, no warranty. Seller guarantees no title, terms cash. Seller reserves the right to refuse any or all bids; 2013 Volkswagen, Vin#WVWHU7AN3DE509115; 2005 Ford, Vin#1FAFP53255A157692; 2003 Nissan, Vin#1N4AL11D73C311646; 2010 Chevrolet, Vin#1GNLREED9AJ214354; 2005 Toyota, Vin#5TDZA23C25S357299; 2007 Chrysler, Vin#1C3LC46KK47N51060; 1998 Ford, Vin#1FTCR10C1WUA00285; 1994 Honda, Vin#JHMCD5669RC063845; 2007 Mercedes, Vin#WDBRF52H37E025482; 2003 Chrysler, Vin#2C4GP24B43R389492; 2003 Toyota, Vin#5TESN92NX3Z242726; 1997 Honda, Vin#1HGEJ622XVL031042; 2001 Cadillac, Vin#1G6KD54Y51U178879; 2001 Nissan, Vin#1N4DL01D11C208226, 2006 Volkswagen, Vin#3VWSF71KX6M750122; 1996 Nissan, Vin#JN1CA21D5TT139716; 1983 Chevrolet, Vin#1G1AZ3791DR292736; 2002 KIA, Vin#KNAFB121925149896; 2008 Chrysler, Vin#1C3LC65M18N180224; 2006 Dodge, Vin#2B3KA43G36H222592; 2003 Cadillac, Vin#1G6DM57N930137028; 2008 KIA, Vin#KNADE123286341292; 1999 Ford, Vin#1FMRU156XYLA01581; 2004 Saab, Vin#YS3FB45S741056113; 2002 Buick, Vin#1G4HP54K224138413; 1992 Toyota, Vin#JT2SK13E9N0070743; 1999 Ford, Vin#1FMZU34E2XUB98131; 1997 Toyota, Vin#4T1BG22K9VU779196; 2005 Nissan, Vin#1N4BL11D55C346208; 2007 Mazda, Vin#JM1BK34L771661926; 2003 Nissan, Vin#3N1CB51D53L779816; 1997 Toyota, Vin#4T1BG22K7VU062148; 1994 Chevrolet, Vin#1GBEG25K7RF166926; 2000 Suzuki, Vin#JS3TD62V3Y4104064; 2002 Ford, Vin#3FAFP11382R101901; 2010 Chevrolet, Vin#2CNALBEW9A6274905; 1995 Ford, Vin#1FMDU32X2SUC06980.

NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty.

Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 2005 Chevy VIN# 2G1WF52E859377535 2004 Hyundai VIN# KMHCG35C24U288854 2006 Suzuki VIN# KL5JD56Z86K325851 1998 Cadillac VIN# 1G6EL12Y4WU604192 1994 Mazda VIN# JM1NA3531R0516498 1996 Honda VIN# 1HGCD5664TA006345 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on Sept. 21, 2016, 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Constellation Towing Recovery LLC

NOTICE OF SALE PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTIN OF COUCHES, BE S, TV’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON SEPTEMBER 22, 2016 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807.

ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 4729 S. ORANGE BLOSSOM TRAIL ORLANDO, FL 32839 AT 8:00 AM:0123 – C. IRIZARRY,0139 – L.PHILLIPS, 0156 – D.RIVERA,0159 – T.DESKINS,0202 – S.BARNES,0208 – E.MEDLOCK, 0210 – K.CARDOZA, 0223 – P.AUGUSTIN, 0234 – J.MCDERMOTT, 0305 – D.IRVING,0312 – M.SANTANA,0342 – A.DESIR ISRAEL, 0352 – D.JEAN,0435 – E.WILLIAMS, 0436 – J.AMEDEO,0440 – S.BOYCE,0503 – B.NARANJO,0514 – T.BROWN,0608 – C.GERMAN,0610 – D.FLANNERY, 0722 – E.GRIFFIN,0733 – D.FLANNERY, 0811 – C.PAQUETTE,0816 – G.CUENCAS, 0821 – M.CHANGYEN, 0841 – T.BARNES,0842 – E.GARCIA,0902 – T.SMITH,0910 – A.MAYFIELD, 09105 – J.SMITH,09112 – A.TORRES, 09125 – J.DAIS,0914 – V.REDDING,0918 – A.HUBERT,0960 – J.ASENCIO,0997 – J.JUMPP,1002 – A.KEATON,1003 – M.SMITH-LOTT,1012 – B.LEE,1018 – S.DUHART,1027 – I.IZQUIERDO,1063 – D.CADELY,1067 – T.MINO,1083 – D.FOUST,1105 – L.SPRAY,1123 – Z.ALBA,1177 – S.NELSON,1230 – G.FOWLKES,1242 – L.SCRUGGS, 1252 – J.COLEMAN,1269 – Z.TOWNSEND,1331 – W.HODGES,1360 – E.FREEMAN,1364 –C. FORD 1313 45 T ST ORLANDO, FL 32839 AT 8:15 AM: A120 – M.HAUGABROOK, A123 – M.HARRISON, A128 – M.NOBREGA, B207 –D.CRAWFORD, B209 – H.PEULLO,B227 – B.GEORGES, B233 – V.GRIMSLEY, B246 – C.CHARLERY, C301 – L.SANTOS, C305 – C.KAISER,C312 – J.WALDEN, C326 – J.WALDEN,C380 – C.BROWN JR,C382 –T. STEWART, D415 –L. LIVINGSTON, D426 – L.SMALARZ,D435 – F.ALBERTO, E508 – A.WRIGHT,E515 – L.PAYTON,E516 – M.GAY,E517 – A.DELAINE,E523 – K.MILLER,E549 – S.HAYES,E552 – M.SAINT JUSTE, E566 – E.WELLS,E583 – S.ALRASHE, F608 – M.VILLAR, F610 – M.RAMIREZ,F650 – E.WARREN JR., H804 – S.ARRINDELL, H818 – J.RAINEY,H820 – K.RUSSELL,H844 – K.ALLEN 235 E. OAKRIDGE RD ORLANDO, FL 32809 AT 8:30 AM: A105 – A.BROOKS JR.,B236 – D.WILLIAMS, B244 – A.MEDINA, D423 – R.NARVAEZ, D426 – L.DOUGLAS, E541 – A.FRANCIS,H821 – M.LEE,H840 – M.MAINA, J017 – V.HENRY, J038 – C.DORCELUS, J040 – I.LUNA, K113 – R.NARVAEZ,K116 – E.BRISTOL RIVERA, K122 – F.SANTIAGO, L201 – S.JACKSON,M320 – J.SMITH, N405 – E.MICHEL,N418 – C.ORTIZ, P009 – M.HENDERSON, PONTIAC, TRANS AM VIN# 3434 1801 W. OAKRIDGE RD ORLANDO, FL 32809 AT 8:45 AM: B028 – P.LOYD,B041 – B.OLIVER,C001 – H.SCRUGGS, C005 – B.KANE, D051 – A.RIVERS, D061 – T.SHULER,E042 – M.MCCRAY, F012 – S.THOMPSON, F045 – J.MARIANI GONZALEZ, G012 – M.JONES,G020 – V.CHAMPAGN, H019 – S.JONES, H029 – D.HAYES,H044 – M.KIRBY, J015 – J.MARCELIN, J017 – J.DAVIS, J034 – E.GONZALEZ, J040 – D.SANTIAGO, J057 – B.OTERO,J077 –P. RODRIGUEZ, J084 – J.HERNANDEZ, J085 – K.FLOYD, J091 – G.BAEZ, J103 – A.COKER, J104 – K.WILLIAMS, J118 – M.DANZA,J131 – W.BRYANT, J140 – D.MORGAN,J166 – R.TANIS, J169 – A.HARRIS,K036 – J.ELLIS, K079 – L.ROBINSON, K081 – L.PENA DAVILA, K109 – M.DANZA 6040 LAKE URST DR OR-

LANDO, FL 32819 AT 8:40 AM: 0098 – S.ROSE, 0108 – Y.MORALES NIEVES, 0156 – S.MATTHEWS, 0171 – C.GREENE, 0184 – M.PANTOJA, 0222 – J.HALL, 0224 – C.TIMOTEO, 0229 – T.WHITLEY, 0233 – C.MONGER, 0369 – D.GODIN, 0409 –K. HAWKINS, 0448 - ENVIROMENTAL SCIENCE, 0448 – L.CRAIN 1001 - SESSIONS, JUSTICE, 1024 - FOSSIL STORES, 1024 – J.SHROYER, 1036 – P.MORRIS, 1108 - ENVIROMENTAL SCIENCE,1108 –L.CRAIN, 1109 – D.BEAULIEU, 1133 – H.RAMOS, 2101 – O.GHIBERTI, 2145 – E.YOUNG. 5900 LAKE URST DR ORLANDO, FL 32819 AT 8:50 AM: C149 – K.MARTIN, C156 –A. ALLISON, C159 –G.QUILES, C163 – A.MORALES JR, C165 – L.BOYKIN, C174 – E.SAFFELL, D158 – B.RIVERA, E222 – D.JACKSON, E230 – J.CLORE, E252 - TOWERS CONSTRUCTION, E252 – J.MARTINEZ, H082 - DHM HOTELS, H082 – G.DUMAS, P001 –J. LAVINER. 4508 S. INELAND RD ORLANDO, FL 32811 AT 9:00 AM: 0108 – M.DIAZ, 0112 – J.WALDEN, 0302 – J.WALDEN, 0313 – J.WALDEN, 0504 – J.WALDEN, 0507 – S.HALL, 0522 – L.FRENCH, 0614 – S.MORGAN, 0617 – J.FULK, 0714 – C.ROSS, 0804 – K.HOLMES, 0818 – L.SERVICE, 0836 – L.TRYTEK, 1026 – M.ADDERLINI, 1030 –E. PARKS, 1031 – C.PEREZ, 1034 –B. ELWADY, 1204 – K.CLEMENTE, 1238 – R.YOUNG, 1308 – N.MIXSON, 1313 –D. DANIELS, 1316 – C.HUTCHISON. 5401 L.B. MCLEOD RD ORLANDO, FL 32811 AT 9:10 AM : 1108 – A.JOHNSON, 1115 – N.HILL, 1130 – D.SCOTT, 1131 – K.LAIRD, 1151 – V.FARRINGTON-ALLEN, 2200 – P.HOLT, 2208 –S. LINDSAY, 2217 – T.BROWN, 2225 – T.HOWARD, 2235 – K.CARMOEGA, 2238 – T.GREEN, 2253 – D.BROWN, 2259 – D.DONTFRAID, 2260 – N.PORTER, 2264 – N.HONORE, 2286 – M.ROBINSON, 2289 – R.CRUZ, 2290 – O.PURNELL, 2299 – K.SWIFT, 2302 –M. MALLETT, 2315 – S.ROBBINS, 2336 – A.COOK, 2339 – N.SOTO. 5602 RALEIG ST, ORLANDO, FL 32811 AT 9:20 AM: 0025 . riffin, 0042 –H. brathwaite, 0043 –A. Santana, 0045 –C. Washburn, 0048 –M. Alkarki, 0049 – B. Canole, 0078 – Q. Brown, 0095 – C. ELLIS, 0099 –D. Bruno, 0100 – K. Lucas, 0112 – F. Mills, 0113 – W. Samartino, 0122 – C. smoll, 0130 – C. Brown, 0133 – P. Schrecengost, 0152 – B. siganoff, 0160 – B. Watters, 0176 – R. Kelley, 0182 – B. Thomas, 0211 – K. Bridges, 0242 – B. Tanis, 0250 – N. Miller, 0272 – J. Jackson, 0280 – S. Morris, 0298 – J. Woods, 0299 – J. Campbell, 0309 – R. sharpe, 0327 – C. Wallace, 0330 – D. Mcgowan, 0337 – Z. Magee, 0344 – J. Chapman, 0352 – V. Lewis, 0395 – K. Brown, 0397 – T. Barto, 0398 – B. Anderson, 0400 – L. Okeiffe, 0406 – M. Garcia, 0407 – A. Richey, 0433 – T. Streeter, 0438 – J. Dos Santos, 0451 – I. Wilder, 0471 – C. mccode, 0493 – F. Coronado Jr, 0504 – L. Vigo, 0511 – P. Rhodes, 0529 – B. Cason, 0537 – L. Martinez, 0560 – A. Lee, 0570 – E. Jenkins, 900 S. KIRKMAN RD. ORLANDO, FL 32811 AT 9:30 AM: 1101 – V. Rivera, 1102 – D. Austin, 1205 – J. White, 1415 – B. Dinkins, 2205 – S. Montes, 2315 – P. Hall, 2510 – E. Leslie, 3203 – M. Cortez, 3304 – F. McCoy, 3327 – M. Alteme, 3402 – S. Powell, 3518 – Johnson, 3706 – A. Coleman, 4104 – B. Maldonaldo, 4105 – S. De Lisle, 4107 – J.Engram, 4124 – B. Cox, 4208 – T. Briggs, 4214 – D. Rivero, 4215 – T. Daniels, 4303 – L. Grant, 4409 – R. ruise, 4603 – V. Fleming, 4609 – R. Archer, 5102 – J. Walker, 6108 – H. Ozdemir, 6109 – W. Jackson, 6115 – B. wood, 7101 – K. Walden, 7108 – K. Smith, 7116 – D. Blunt,7117 – L. Mosby, 8106 – M. Cordner, 8122 – M. Vaughn, 8123 – S. Desrosiers, 8124 – S. Holmes.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that on Extra Space Storage will sell at public auction, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following locations: September 28th, 2016 at the times and locations listed below.

The personal goods stored therein by the following: 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1101 Marshall Farms Rd, Ocoee 34761 (407) 877-0191 #B122

Jason Todd Grace-Household Goods #F401 Michelle Hare-Household Goods #C189 Janet Howell-Household Goods #B113 Shonette Brown- Household Goods #B077 Deborah Wright- Household Goods #A031 Simone Dalay-Household Goods #C207 Shauna Morrison-Household Goods #G425 Deborah Wright-Household Goods #A013 Deborah Wright- Household Goods #G406 Luz Hale- Household Goods #E334 Angel Briceno- Household Goods #G414 Raymond Byrant- Household Goods #C232 Monica Abernathy- Household Goods #I1512 Jack Shaffer- Household Goods #B137 Cherry Bess-Gay- Household Goods 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 5603 Metrowest Blvd. Orlando, Fl. 32811 (407) 445-0867 #05077 Sabina Busjith hsehold goods, etc; #02115 Tricia Slavin hsehold furniture etc; #02029 Kenza Alami 6 boxes; #02170 Jeannie Nelson hsehold furnishings, items, books; #02046 Tania Rosairo Salon goods; #02022 Erika London hsehold goods; #02091 Jenson Dore crib, changing table, etc 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 5592 L. B. McLeod Rd. Orlando, Fl. 32811 (407) 445-2709 Sonia Bush #883 School Supplies, Mind and Body by Jay # 827 Treadmill, Weights, Elliptical, Colin Sullivan # 620 Household goods.

2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1420 North Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL 32804 (407) 650-9033 #484 Tamika Gainer – Households & Furniture, # 324 Melinda FA Doston- Households, #733 David S Glicken- Furniture, #577 Kelly Greene Furniture and files, # Shanika Jackson- two dressers, couch, bags, tv and a mirror. #780 William Morgan- sporting goods, #777 Callisto Smith- households’ goods, #737 Prudence Lennetta Halsey- households and furniture.

2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1001 Lee Rd. Orlando.

Fl. 32810 (407) 539-0527 Magdalena Mesa #3181- Theater Chairs, Wood, Carpet.

Derek Roberts #3133- DVD player, Stereo, TV, Bicycle, Books, Vacuum. Nicole Volk #2042- Bags, Boxes, Totes, Toys, Speaker box. Carline Charles #3111- Bags, Couch, Dresser, Mattress, Boxes, Totes, Lamps.

Jacinda Crawford #2048- Boxes, Totes.

Jennifer Brown #1025- Dresser, Mattress,

Bags, Boxes, Totes. Monica Dennis #1094Bed, Dresser, Mattress, Microwave, Bags, Books, Boxes, Totes, Toys, Xmas Décor.

Barbara Davis #2098- Bicycle, Clothes, Totes, BBQ Grill, Luggage. Bernita Bethay #3053- bedroom, dinette table, chairs, couch, two end tables, boxes. Adebayo Fatilla #1117- General Items, household goods. Olive Manley #3097- Clothes, Totes, Roofing stuff.

2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 11971 Lake Underhill Rd. Orlando, Fl. 32825 (407) 380-0046 #530 Christopher Castro – Furniture, Beds, Sofas. #704 Shereese Washington – Household Goods & Furniture. #706 Beverly Rodriguez – Bins, Totes, Clothes, Wheelchair, Mattress. #820 Luis Freytes – Household Items, Boxes. #1214 Bakiba Thomas – Buffing Equipment, Tools, Misc Items.

2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 610 Rinehart Road Lake Mary, FL 32746 (407) 637-1360 0227 Leonard Daniels-Household goods,2093 Pierre Davis-Household items,0152 William Datig-Household goods,0354 Julio Rojas- household goods,0482 Joann Davis-household items,0672 Ayana Out-

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erbridge-household items,0185 Charles Peters- church items and pa systems,0373 Gary Connell-household goods, 2027 Erica Garcia-household goods 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at 2631 E. Semoran Blvd Apopka, FL 32703 (407) 818-1681 #1204 Debra Ann Noe- Household Goods #1414 Shirley Lipgens- Household Goods #3049 Tracy Clayton- Household Goods #1229 Sandra Rodriguez- Household Goods #3032 Kimberly Caleb- Household Goods #1236 Lionel Evans Household Goods 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at 831 North Park Avenue Apopka, FL 32712 (407) 450-0345 #1507 Robin Brown- Household Goods, #1013 Phillip Higginbotham- Household Goods, #2405 Lois Jenkins- Household Goods, #1506 Cody Jones- Household Goods The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

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Legal, Public Notices NOTICE OF SALE PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTIN OF COUCHES, BE S, TV’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON SEPTEMBER 23, 2016 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AN 83.80 .

ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 951 S. JOHN YOUNG PKWY – KISSIMMEE, FL 34741 – AT 8:00 AM: 1002 C.RIVERA, 1009 . IRAN A, 1018 L.TO IE, 102 R.KIN , 1229 L.CATALA, 1233 E.FRANCIS, 1422 .STONE, 1511 amp POOL SERVICES OF FLORI A, 1511 .RO AN, 1518 B.CLAYTON, 1525 K. ENNY, 1609 S. AR , 2000 C. URPHY, 2001 C. URPHY, 2014 A.BAKER, 2021 .LEBRON, 2041 .ALBERTO OBRA OR, 2044 . CARRAS UILLO, 2049 .LOPE , 2164 .FLEUR IN, 21 8 A. UARTE, 2184 A. EL A O, 2300 .RO ERO, 2408 S.LE IS, 2409 R. SAT HERU. 1701 DYER BLVD – KISSIMMEE, FL 34741 – AT 8:10 AM: 0045 F.BIELE, 0052 .CALLE, 0056 B.HE RICK, 0061 . CKEN IE, 0062 V.CA PBELL, 00 8 R. AUTIER, 0081 .TUCKER, 0089 V.THO AS, 0139 .CHACON, 0314 .CHACON, 0328 E.FELTON, 0329 . C ILLAN, 1022 K.VE A, 1031 .SEABROOK, 1032 - ERCHANTS COUPON E CHAN E, 1032 P.CAS ALL, 2001 B.VILLANUEVA RIVERA, 2013 E.ALLI, 2021 T. C ONAL , 2033 .SANCHE , 2036 V. ALAN, 2059 V.AVILES, 2061 P. ATES, 2066 E.AL ANA, 20 2 . U AN, 2082 .SYLVAINCE, 2095 E. E IAS, 2098 .HU INS, 2099 A.RUI , 2105 .FI UEROA, 3006 C. ON ALE , 3013 . ON ALE , 4005 E.FI UEROA, 4030 . HINES, 4044 L. ILLIAR , 5012 L.VER ARA ARTIN, 6002 A. EBREHE ET, 6003 P. VA UE , 6004 .S ITH,

6005 .NELSON, 6006 N.RA OS, 6009 .RO RI UE , 6029 .

NELSON, 6042 .PERE , 6049 K.ORTI , 6063 . ONTE , 6082 E.HUERTAS, 6083 P. NULL, 6093 R.BOURN, 6108 R. URHA , 6123 A.ENCARNACION, 6130 C. CCLELLAN, 6138 P.LU UE, 6162 A. AVIS, 6163 E.CUEVAS, 61 6 R. COO BS, 61 8 . UINONES RO RI UE , 6198 S. C UEEN, 6205 .LON ONO, 6219 C.SANTIESTEBAN, 8041 .KNI HT, 805 . ARONEY, 8060 N. ITCHELL, 8062 .SYLVAINCE, 8080 R.SHARRER. 2783 N. JOHN YOUNG PKWY – KISSIMMEE, FL 34741 – AT 8:20 AM: 1020 A.CA POS, 105 S.TRU EN, 1060 . OORE, 1065 . FOSTER, 1100 .A ORNO, 11060 B.RIVERA, 11094 P. HU HES, 11208 .FELICIANO, 11212 P. RE ORY, 11216 N.SHELBY, 1152 R.RO AS, 1168 T.SANTOS, 1202 .HERRON, 12301 I. ON ALE , 12502 C.RO RI UE , 1251 K. E AR S, 1258 .COL ENARES, 1259 I. ON ALE , 12615 S.VALENTIN, 126 T.OSA CHUK, 1291 A.ORR, 20 I.PAR O, 306 A.HACKER, 30 N. AFFINO, 309 C.SOLI , 39 .COOKE, 510 S.CARAN, 608 R.TUCKER, 11 E.HUA ANTUCO, 901 L.RIVERA, 952 A. A ES. 227 SIMPSON RD - KISSIMMEE, FL 34744 –AT 8:30 AM: 011 F. RO RI UE , 058 K.RIVERA, 060 .EVELYN, 081 C.SOTO, 093 . CARR, 155 R. UINONES, 15 A.BAL IN, 212 .HILL,310 E.PINEIRO, 314 E. UNO , 320 L.PIERSON, 350 .TOTH, 439 .RIVERA, 442 B. AVILA, 506 C.O ROURKE, 514 N.PA AN CONCEPCION, 603 . UAYLUPO, 614 B. AVILA, 02 I. O ICA, 03 S.BARRUOS, 06 A.HARRISON, 1 K. ILLER, 21 .ALBERT, 88 P. IA ARTINE , 895 C. RIOS OYOLA, 896 . OR AN ORTI .

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