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7 Pulse: In Memoriam
19 Direct hit
A profile of Pulse Nightclub shooting victim Joel Rayón Paniagua
Chef Bruno Fonseca’s creative and approachable dishes are spot-on
7 This Modern World 7 ICYMI
19 Tip Jar
Great live music rattles Orlando every night
News you need to know but may have missed in the past week
Noir Café to move into the empty spot in CityArts Factory, Restaurant ASH closes in Mills 50, plus more in our weekly food roundup
41 The moon and the melodies
9 Informed Dissent
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Trump is a menace. He needs to go
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MUSIC 29 Their satanic majesties request Pioneering Florida death metal outfit Morbid Angel celebrates new lineup, forthcoming album and first tour in years
29 Picks This Week
Tallahassee’s ambient improviser blacksunblackmoon plays Orlando as part of a stellar Accidental Music Festival Marathon
43 This Little Underground The Damned reclaim history, Sarah Shook and the Disarmers emerge nationally, Swamp Sistas give bright preview of annual La La showcase
23 Recently Reviewed Short takes on restaurants we’ve reviewed recently
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ARTS + CULTURE 10 Are you Fringe-experienced? Satisfy your curiosity about Orlando’s biggest performing arts event
25 The bugs are back in town
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46 The Week 47 Down the Road
25 Film Listings Cinema-oriented events to go see this week
27 On Screens in Orlando
57 Gimme Shelter
Movies playing this week: Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul, The Lovers and more
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IN MEMORIAM: THE ORLANDO 49 Every week between now and the one-year anniversary of the Pulse Nightclub shootings, Orlando Weekly will profile a person killed on June 12, 2016. This week: Joel Rayón Paniagua
Joel Rayón Paniagua was the hard-working breadwinner for his family back in Veracruz, Mexico. The 31-year-old left his country to work in gardening and construction because they were poor, and he lived undocumented in Florida for some time before going back home. His brother told Hoy Los Angeles that Rayón Paniagua came to Florida again in late 2015 because he couldn’t find a well-paying job in his hometown. By June 2016, Rayón Paniagua had paid off the last of the debt he owed to the guide who helped him get to the
U.S. and was starting to save for a better life. He would never get to see it – during the early morning hours of June 12, Rayón Paniagua was with friends at the gay nightclub Pulse when he was killed during a mass shooting along with 48 other people. On Facebook, his friend Norman Joel wrote that Rayón Paniagua’s love for his family helped him make it across the border twice. “Joel, I carry you forever in my thoughts,” he wrote. “I know that you were one of the greats and I’ll never forget your humility.” In a video of Rayón Paniagua’s burial in Mexico by AvcNoticias, his mother, Rufina Paniagua, promised her son she would continue to live her life because he taught her to be strong and never feel defeated. “God took him away from me because that’s how he wanted it to be,” she said. “I know God wanted an angel up there in heaven, a saint, because to me he was an exemplary son. I want you all to know that not only did I lose a great son but also a great friend.” Rayón Paniagua’s friends described him as a friendly and fun person who loved to dance. At his funeral, bands played mariachi and norteño music for a final goodbye, including a song with the lyrics, “I don’t want a coffin worth millions. All I want is for them to sing songs. May the death of a poor man be a great celebration.”
ICYMI ILLUSTRATION BY CHRIS TOBAR RODRIGUEZ
Bethune-Cookman grads were not here for Betsy DeVos, calls to remove a Confederate statue from Lake Eola Park, church bells for Pulse and other things you may have missed this week. »
Mothers of Pulse victims want church bells to toll 49 times:
Mothers of victims who died in the massacre at the gay nightclub Pulse are asking churches around the world to toll their bells 49 times at noon on June 12, as a tribute to the 49 people who died a year ago at Pulse. The mothers have also sent a letter to Pope Francis and other faith communities throughout the world asking them to honor the 49 victims with their church bells or by posting the number “49” on their signs if their place of worship does not have a bell. So far, 41 churches have signed up, including a number of churches in Orlando and throughout Florida.
– Monivette Cordeiro
Bethune-Cookman University grads boo Betsy DeVos during speech:
Students from the historically black university in Daytona Beach booed and turned their backs to the education secretary during her commencement speech at their graduation. The school’s president, Edison Jackson, interrupted the speech and told graduates their degrees would be mailed to them if their behavior continued. The students’ actions were partially in response to a comment DeVos made that historically black colleges and universities founded during racial segregation were the “real pioneers” of “school choice.” Of course, those “pioneering” black students had no choice, as they had no other options – African-Americans were barred from education in some parts of the country before the Civil War, and later, Jim Crow laws prevented them from attending schools with white students.
Corrine Brown convicted on 18 counts of fraud and tax charges:
The Jacksonville Democrat who served decades in Congress was found guilty of a charity scam last week. The Justice Department says Brown lied on her taxes and raised thousands of dollars in donations that were meant for student scholarships but that actually went to finance Brown’s lavish lifestyle of parties, vacations and luxury boxes at concerts and football games.
Orlando residents call for removal of Confederate statue at Lake Eola:
Orlando residents are calling for the removal of a 100-year-old Confederate soldier statue at Lake Eola Park before Orlando United Day. The United Daughters of the Confederacy placed the monument in the public park in 1917 to honor Confederate soldiers. But opponents call it an “icon of white supremacy” and a racist remnant of slavery. In 2015, a petition by Organize Now asked the city to move the monument from Lake Eola, which sparked counter-petitions asking officials to keep it there. City staff was directed to explore options for the future of the statue, a process that is still ongoing, says Cassandra Lafser, spokeswoman for the city. firstname.lastname@example.org orlandoweekly.com
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A REPUBLIC, IF YOU CAN KEEP IT
in fact, when I decided to just do it, I said to myself, I said, ‘You know, this Russia thing with Trump and Russia is a madeup story.’” Then Trump told Holt that Comey had asked for a dinner in which Comey sought Trump is a menace. He needs to go. to keep his job and assured Trump that he was not under investigation. No sooner The first article of impeachment es of protocol that likely cost Clinton had this interview aired than Comey’s against Richard Nixon detailed his cover- the election and arguably warranted his camp hit back, telling the New York Times up of the Watergate break-in, listing nine termination, even if Comey’s miscalcula- that, actually, Trump had called the incriminating things the president and his tion was rooted in his desire to preserve meeting, demanded that Comey pledge henchmen did. Nos. 4 and 8 are particularly the FBI’s independence from politics. fealty to Trump, Comey demurred and relevant to this moment in history, some 43 But if you think that’s why Trump did no, Comey wouldn’t have given Trump years later, though others may soon be as it – because Comey treated his nemesis any such assurances. The next morning, Trump took to – where else? – Twitter, well: “interfering or endeavouring to inter- unfairly – I’ve got a bridge to sell you. Indeed, the White House’s transpar- threatening Comey, a likely witness in fere” with FBI, Department of Justice and congressional investigations; and “making ent lie fell apart within 48 hours. And congressional hearings: “James Comey or causing to be made false or mislead- with it fell the last shred of pretense that better hope that there are no ‘tapes’ of our conversaing public statements for the purpose of Donald Trump has tions before he the mental or moral deceiving the people of the United States.” starts leaking to “In all of this,” the article continues, capacity to handle The White House’s the press!” “Richard M. Nixon has acted in a man- the office he holds. transparent lie fell apart Long story First came deeply ner contrary to his trust as President and within 48 hours. And with short: It’s apparsubversive of constitutional government, sourced reporting it fell the pretense that ent that the to the great prejudice of the cause of law that the real reason president fired and justice and to the manifest injury of behind Comey’s terTrump has the mental or the FBI direcmination was that the people of the United States.” moral capacity to handle tor because he Last week, President Trump fired FBI Trump had grown the office he holds. deemed the FBI director James Comey, whose agency is enraged by Comey’s director insuffiinvestigating ties between Trump cam- refusal to both make ciently loyal and paign associates and Russian operatives the Russia inveswho interfered in last year’s election on tigation go away and back up Trump’s didn’t like where an FBI investigation into Trump’s behalf. Trump initially claimed unfounded charge that Barack Obama had his associates was proceeding. That looks – both through his spokespeople and in a wiretapped Trump Tower. Then came a whole lot like obstruction of justice. And letter to Comey – that he acted on the rec- reports that the FBI investigation was the interview with Holt isn’t smoke – it’s ommendation of the attorney general and intensifying and that Comey last week a raging forest fire. As it was with Nixon in 1974, that is actdeputy attorney general, and that Comey’s requested additional resources. Then fatal error had been his handling of the came Trump’s own admission, to NBC’s ing “in a manner contrary to his trust as Lester Holt, that “regardless of recom- President and subversive of constitutionHillary Clinton email case. A quick word about that: Comey’s press mendation,” he was going to sack Comey, al government.” And like Nixon, Trump conference about the Clinton case last a contradiction of his own letter. In that needs to be driven from office. At minimum, it’s evident that Jeff summer and his decision in October to interview, Trump also admitted that since release a letter to Congress about the he didn’t care about the Russia investiga- Sessions’s Department of Justice is investigation were inexcusable breach- tion, it didn’t factor into his decision: “And compromised and a special prosecutor orlandoweekly.com
must be appointed. It remains to be seen whether Republican Sen. Richard Burr’s intelligence committee – which last week, after months of foot-dragging and general indifference, subpoenaed documents from ousted national security adviser Michael Flynn – can be trusted to give this matter the diligence it deserves, or whether an independent commission is necessary. Regardless, it’s already clear that Trump has defiled the presidency. He has obstructed an investigation, lied to the American people, tried to intimidate a witness and become increasingly unhinged in public view. He has all of Nixon’s paranoia and fragile ego but none of his competence. He is dangerous and unstable, a menace enabled by small-minded hacks and shameless frauds who care more about narrow partisan interests than the well-being of their country. (What do you think Republicans in Congress would be doing right now if President Hillary Clinton had fired an FBI director who was investigating her campaign for collusion with an adversarial power? Exactly.) For the sake of the republic – even more today than in 1974 – the president must be impeached and removed from office posthaste. The night in 1973 that Nixon orchestrated the firing of Archibald Cox, the special prosecutor investigating the Watergate break-in, Cox issued a statement that rings true today: “Whether ours shall continue to be a government of laws and not of men is now for Congress and ultimately the American people.” Congress answered that call four decades ago, and the republic survived. It’s up to the Republicans in Congress – and if they fail, the American people – to answer that call now, to save the republic once again. email@example.com MAY 17-23, 2017
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uriosity may have killed the cat, but it’s also what makes us continue to learn and grow, even after we’ve passed our quarter-century mark. That’s the message behind “Stay curious: If you don’t go, you’ll never know,” the new slogan for the Orlando Fringe Festival’s 26th season. “What we’re trying to do is engage those people who have been to Fringe before about the excitement and the mystery that is the Fringe, because until it opens you never really know what the big hit show is going to be,” explains returning Festival producer Michael Marinaccio. “But [we’re] also reaching out to a broader audience and letting them know how much there is to uncover at the Fringe.” The biggest and longest-running such performing arts festival in America, Orlando Fringe returned May 16 for 14 days of uncensored entertainment from around the world. With more than 150 ticketed shows and additional offcampus venues, Fringe has expanded far beyond the four corners of Loch Haven Park. The festival wraps up May 29 with a day full of Patron’s Pick performances, winding down into the closing ceremonies and awards at 9:30 p.m. Expectations are that 2017 Fringe attendance will approach or exceed last year’s record-setting 52,000plus ticketed patrons. That’s not even factoring in the 20,000-plus who attended a show on the free outdoor stage, or the 10,000-plus visitors at Kids Fringe, which has been moved from the Mennello Museum to beside the Orlando Fire Museum. Coming off last year’s silver anniversary, the Fringe faces a season of transition. Former executive director George Wallace has left to help run Indianapolis’s Fringe, but his successor Alauna Friskics won’t be fully installed until August. In the meantime, local producer Fred Berning Jr. and Fringe board member Doug orlandoweekly.com
Davis are serving as interim executive directors. “George left us in a really good place,” Marinaccio says, adding that Friskics will be on hand “learning, observing, talking with high-level sponsors and donors, and meeting regularly to talk about the challenges.” “There’s not a lot of big changes this year,” assures Marinaccio, aside from a new ticketing system behind the scenes. “We’re trying to keep things as consistent as possible from last year, with George leaving.” That hasn’t stopped them from implementing a few new ideas, such as a “soapbox” on the lawn where anyone – artists or patrons – can sign up for five to 30 minutes of stage time, whether to promote a show, perform a site-specific work or simply speak their mind. The soapbox was inspired by Speaker’s Corner in London’s Hyde Park and by street entertainers Marinaccio experienced at the Edinburgh and Edmonton fringe festivals. “In a lot of other festivals, busking is much more of an element. In Orlando it’s illegal to busk … but inside our fenced-in area, we control what happens in there. So people can busk; we wanted to give an opportunity for that to happen.” Also new this year are special performances of select shows for adults with developmental disabilities. The exclusive shows will all be opened by Cody Clark, a Kentucky illusionist on the autism spectrum who is presenting his magic show A Different Way of Thinking at Loch Haven’s Junior Achievement Center (which has officially become the White Venue). The year’s Fringe logo features a large question mark with a circle of strange characters – a flying cat, a puppet astronaut, a chicken with sunglasses – exploding out from behind it. That’s an apt impression of what the Fringe lawn will look like (or what patrons’ heads feel like) by the end of the Festival. So if that image arouses your interest, there’s no better place to satisfy your curiosity.
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Historically, my picks for which Fringe shows will be the hottest tickets have proven about as accurate as the 2016 presidential polls. Nevertheless, I persist, and again present my list of highly anticipated productions, based on the artists’ past performances, previews and insider word-of-mouth. Since there are too many local shows with great potential to print here, I’m simply giving short shout-outs to a handful of hometown shows that I’m keeping an eye on. – Seth Kubersky
SHOWS FROM OUTSIDE ORLANDO Caws & Effect (Mind of a Snail Puppet Co.; Silver Venue) I’m an admitted sucker for anything involving puppetry or analog animation, so this Canadian company immediately had me with “shadow puppets” and “overhead transparencies.” Chloe Ziner and Jessica Gabriel have received rave reviews for their raven fable from Toronto to Taiwan; now Orlando is getting their first audience with these wise-cracking crows. Delirium (Concrete Drops; Pink Venue) I wouldn’t ordinarily feel obliged to lend Martin Dockery extra publicity, because with a long track record of critically acclaimed hits (The Exclusion Zone, Holy Land Experience, Moonlight After
Midnight), his name practically sells itself. But the title of Dockery’s latest one-man show, Delirium, accidentally got left out of the official program, and I wouldn’t want his original monologue about love, loss and butterflies to be overlooked. The Devil/Mama’s Boy (Mike Delamont; Silver Venue) Orlando audiences have grown to adore Mike Delamont’s incarnation of God as a Scottish drag queen through three top-selling testaments. That cross-dressing deity is absent this year, but Her diametric opposite, The Devil, is here to deliver satanic satire from the inverse perspective. More unexpectedly, Delamont is also devoting three of his time slots to Mama’s Boy, a profound piece of intimate autobiographical storytelling that shows a complete different side of this skilled performer.
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Forget Me Not – The Alzheimer’s Whodunnit (Rob Gee; Gold Venue) Bald British slam poet Rob Gee scored with Smart Arse and Fruitcake at Festivals early this decade, but six years of bad Fringe lottery luck has denied Orlando his dizzying wordplay. The drought finally ends with this detective dramedy set in a dementia ward, inspired in part by Gee’s experiences as a psychiatric nursing student. Petunia and Chicken (Animal Engine; Yellow Venue) Last year, New Yorkers Carrie Brown and Karim Muasher charmed Orlando Fringe audiences with Darlings, their physical theater take on Peter Pan. For 2017, they’ve brought an “epic prairie love story” inspired by Willa Cather novels like O Pioneers! With the pair playing a plethora of objects both animate and in- (including the title characters) it promises to be both funny and heartfelt. Roller Coaster (TJ Dawe; Brown Venue) TJ Dawe has been an Orlando Fringe legend as long as I’ve been attending, and after bringing us countless monologues about other cities, he’s finally written one about us. Dawe’s latest work was conceived in a queue at Islands of Adventure, and I can’t wait to see how he weaves together tales of Orlando’s theme parks with his take on the Trumpocalypse. Also look for Kerry Ipema’s Sex Ed, which was dramaturged by Dawe and written by Ipema during their One Woman Sex and the City tour together.
Til Death: The Six Wives of Henry VIII (Monster Theatre; Brown Venue) In 2015, Tara Travis tackled 87 Oscar winners in Best Picture with the help of Kurt Fitzpatrick and Jon Paterson. This season, she returns solo to take on an even more terrifying task: portraying all six ill-fated spouses of England’s infamous royal ladykiller. Travis has received strong reviews on the Fringe circuit, so I suspect her show will slay here. The Unrepentant Necrophile (The Coldhearts; Green Venue) The Coldhearts gave me and my fellow critics chills with Edgar Allan, the creepiest show of 2016, but the latest from this Brooklyn troupe threatens to make it look like light comedy. With a punk rock score and a story (inspired by real-life maladjusted mortician Karen Greenlee) that delves straight into the most deep-seated of society’s sexual taboos, this could be the edgiest Fringe show since the Festival’s early days downtown.
LOCALS TO LOOK FOR Commencement
(Beth Marshall Presents; Gold) Future Legend
(Prospero Theatre Company; Orange) Joe’s NYC Bar
(Beckett Thomas Productions; St. Matthew’s Tavern) Joan Crawford’s House Party
(Doug Ba’aser Presents; Brown) La Reina Yolanda
(Leesa Castaneda; White) Mean Old Kitty Face
(Quiet Desperation/Marcie Schwalm; Red) O-Town: Voices From Orlando
Weaksauce (Sam Mullins; Green Venue) Acclaimed Canadian storyteller Sam S. Mullins, whose musings you may have heard on NPR’s “Moth Radio Hour,” previously appeared at the 2015 Orlando Fringe with his Untitled Sam Mullins Project. This time, he’s revived one of his earlier monologues, a coming-of-age tale about his 16th summer that’s been called “sweet” and “quirky,” much like its creator.
(Ant Farm Productions; Brown)
Shirley Gnome: Taking It Up the Notch (Heartichoke Arts; Yellow Venue) After winning Patron’s Pick in the Blue Venue last year, Shirley Gnome has upgraded to a larger stage for her allnew cabaret of saucy, satirical songs and boundary-pushing pop parodies. Gnome
(John B. DeHaas; Gold) Snack
(Gromalot Theatre Factory; Silver) Thankskilling: The Musical
(Johnnie Maier; Silver) Unbelievable
(Logan Donahoo; Pink) (BlueLaLa & FatStar; Black) Vincent
(Rauce Like Sauce; Brown) Wanzie With a Z
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WPRK, offers lots of live local music. Don’t miss the return of Beth McKee’s Swamp Sistas La La on May 20, and Southern Fried Sunday May 28 with Michelle Shocked and many more. (Learn more about this year’s music offerings on page 17.) Parking Limited as always, with the Rep and Shakes lots sure to be filled to capacity at all times. Florida Hospital’s garage is free on Friday nights and Saturdays ($4 maximum at other times), and Magruder Eye Institute and Florida Urology Associates (weekends only) are open for Fringe Patrons; see the map on Fringe’s website or in the printed guide for details.
FRINGE We’ve updated our annual A-to-Z (all right, W) guide to getting the most out of the festival. Check out show details, festival policies and venue maps at orlandofringe.org, where you can also buy tickets, and keep an eye on Orlando Weekly’s show reviews at orlandoweekly.com/ fringe2017. App Look for the official Orlando Fringe app on the Apple and Android stores, or log into orlandofringe.org on your mobile browser. Either way, you can search the show schedule and purchase tickets that can be stored and scanned straight from your digital wallet, with no need to print on dead trees. Bars and restaurants Food stalls on the Fringe Lawn include everything from carnival-style fast food to high-end treats, along with the ubiquitous beer tent and a full liquor bar. Beer and wine can also be bought in OMA, Orlando Shakes’ rear courtyard and the Black Venue (aka the Venue on Virginia Drive). There are also ample opportunities to stop for a drink or a bite to eat along Orange and Mills avenues and Virginia Drive. Bathroom Go first, because there’s no re-entry if you leave a show. The ones in Shakes and the Rep are the best; avoid the portables on the lawn unless you are desperate. Box office There are three (Shakes, Rep, and at the Venue on Virginia) where you can buy tickets in person, or you can buy tickets online. Tickets cost up to $12, and no matter where you purchase you’ll pay a $1.25 service fee per seat. Button The $10 button is a one-time purchase that funds Fringe’s operations – ticket sales
(minus the service fee) go directly to the shows themselves. Buttons can be purchased with cash only at any venue, or by credit card (with service fee) at a festival box office. Without a button and a ticket, no one over the age of 12 will be admitted to any show, so don’t lose it. Cash Bring it. The on-site ATM tacks on fees and gets cleaned out fast on weekends. Cheapness It’s always free to hang out on the lawn, where there’s food, drink and local bands playing throughout the festival. Connectivity Loch Haven is notoriously awful for cellular coverage (level of badness depends on your carrier). Instead of counting on your phone, pick up one of the printed Fringe guides available throughout the festival, just to be safe. Club Fringe Join Club Fringe with a minimum donation of $250 and you can access an exclusive air-conditioned lounge inside OMA, featuring a private bar. Discounts Fringe’s discounted 10-packs of tickets again sold out before the Festival, but some shows offer $2 off to students, seniors, military and/or theme park employees. The only catch is that you must buy your tickets in person at a box office to get the savings.
Fringe Lawn Between the Shakes and the Rep lies a broad grassy swath where you’ll find the beer and wine tent, Stonewall’s full liquor bar, food vendors, an ATM, a Poetry Vending Machine and a seething mass of theatrical humanity. The beer tent opens weekdays at 6 p.m. and at noon on weekends, and closes at 1:30 a.m. nightly. Fringe food vendors are open weekdays from 5 p.m. until 1:30 a.m. and weekends from 11 a.m. to 1:30 a.m. Help! What should I see? Use Orlando Weekly’s reviews to plan your viewing – our critics are risking life and limb to see as many shows as possible. Find our reviews at orlandoweekly.com/ fringe2017 starting Sunday, May 14. (Yes. Mother’s Day. See how much we care about you?) Kids Fringe The hippest kids in town attend Kids Fringe, which has relocated near the Orlando Fire Museum and regained former producer Genevieve Bernard. On both weekends, Saturday and Sunday from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. is packed with free entertainment – puppetry, concerts, hands-on art activities – that parents (and possibly even non-parents as well) will enjoy too. Lateness Even if you’ve paid for a ticket, once the doors close, you’re not getting in. Arrive at least 30 minutes before showtime and leave plenty of time to park and walk to the venue; it may be on the opposite end of the complex. Outdoor stage The free outdoor stage, which is booked by promoter Jessica Pawli and sponsored by orlandoweekly.com
Social Follow the festival at facebook.com/ orlandofringefestival, on Instagram (@orlandofringe), and on Twitter (@OrlandoFringe) for late-breaking announcements and info. Teen Fringe For the third straight year Orlando Fringe invited festival-winning one-act shows from local high school drama troupes to perform at the Orlando REP on May 27 and 28. In addition to performing, the teen thespians get to take free workshops, and compete for scholarships and the Patron’s Pick award. Teen shows cost just $5 each, and all proceeds support the schools’ theater programs. Venues Each venue at the Fringe has a colorcoded name. Orange, Yellow, Pink, Brown, Blue, Red and Purple are all inside Orlando Shakes; Green, Silver, and the Teen Showcase are at the Orlando Rep; Gold is at OMA; and White is in the Junior Achievement Center. Black is at the Venue on Virginia Drive, and BYOV shows are held at Breakthrough Theatre, St. Matthew’s Tavern, Savoy, and additional nearby locations. Make sure you leave enough time between shows if your venues are far apart (if you’re not sure, check the map). Visual Fringe Fringe’s art market is hosted in the hallways of Orlando Shakes, with additional works in OMA and the Rep. All buyers will be inducted into the Red Dot Club and memorialized with a photograph on the membership wall. Weather Don’t forget: hat, sunscreen, umbrella. It will be hot and it will rain. But who cares? You’ll be prepared.
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FRINGE OUTDOOR STAGE HIGHLIGHTS
Once again, the outdoor stage at Fringe provides a packed schedule of music, theater, comedy and more for 11 straight days. Southern Fried Sunday boss Jessica Pawli has turned the outdoor stage into one of the main attractions, and this year is no different. Opening Night The outdoor stage kicks off Fringe on Thursday, May 18, with a party featuring three homegrown favorites: the Orlando Gay Chorus, classy retro juke-joint party band the Mud Flappers, and cracker-blues stompin’ one-man band Lauris Vidal.
word nerds. Perennial favorites like the Fringe Poetry Smackdown and Live Lewd Girls bookend the capstone event of the Fringe literary scene: the Fringe Toast-Off, in which brave souls go head-to-head to come up with the best short toasts to a variety of randomly selected topics.
Swamp Sista La La Beth McKee’s Swamp Sistas take over the outdoor stage all day on Saturday, May 20. Featuring female songwriters of varying genres and backgrounds, the La La includes everything from loop artist Renee Is a Zombie, hip-hop MC E-Turn, teen popsmith O-Sky and local folk hero Terri Binion performing with a full band, which is always a can’t-miss.
Jazz Comes to Fringe Monday, May 22, sees a special block of jazz, starting at 8 p.m., with the Sam Rivers Rejuvenation Orchestra playing with vaunted chanteuse Kaleigh Baker taking on vocal duties.
Orlando Fringe Literary Sunday The first Sunday of Fringe, May 21, sees the stage devoted to the area’s
Comedy Nights Tuesday, May 23, and Thursday, May 25, are devoted to the comedy scene. In addition to some improv comedy from AdLib Theater and Celtic musical comedy from Tartantrum, Tuesday also features a stand-up showcase from Ross McCoy’s Tumbleweed Comedy Tour
and Movies Out Loud, an MST3K-style riffing on the 1980 roller-disco fantasy musical Xanadu. Thursday’s comedy block features two showcases, one hosted by new-money lollipop magnate Big Tim Murphy and the other featuring Atlanta comic Joe Pettis’ Underwear Comedy Party, in which comics perform in their skivvies. Southern Fried Sunday The final Sunday of Fringe is an all-day Southern Fried Sunday party out on the lawn. In addition to local staples like the Bloody Jug Band and Tears of a Tyrant, the slate includes let’s-justcall-her-“outspoken” Grammy-nominated folk singer Michelle Shocked (in town as the musical guest for Fringe performances of Joe’s NYC Bar), honorary Orlandoan country outlaw Matt Woods and Woods’ fellow Tennessean Jeff Shepherd. Plus, you get to pair your barbecue with those addictive fried cheese curds if you hit the right food carts. Check out the full schedule for the outdoor stage at orlandofringe.org.
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OPENINGS Bob Milligan, former executive chef at Talk of the Town Restaurant Group, hopes to open chef-inspired Noir Café in the CityArts Factory. He’s set up a GoFundMe page to raise the capital ... Mather’s Social Gathering, the downtown bar with a library motif, has opened ... Hubbly Bubbly Falafel Shop will open on North Orange Avenue downtown the first week of June ... Salad and wrap joint Eden’s Fresh Co. will open another location on the ground floor of the Wellesley building in College Park ... Halal Guys has set a mid-June date for its Waterford Lakes-area opening ... Look for a “sophisticated” Whippoorwill Craft Beer House & Package Store to open on the edge of the Milk District on South Street near Bumby ... Spice Indian Grill will open near UCF (in the same plaza as Valkyrie Doughnuts) the first week of July ... Taverna Italiano, specializing in wood-fired pizza and northern Italian fare, has opened in Rock Springs Ridge in Apopka ... Top Chef Season 3 winner Hung Huynh will open an Asian street food concept called Mamaling’s Asian Street Food May 21 in Palm Coast. Road trip!
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DIRECT HIT Chef Bruno Fonseca’s creative are spot-on BY FAIYAZ KARA
n the dartboard of Orlando’s culinary landscape, Bruno Fonseca has pretty much hit all points in the inner and outer rings. He’s taught at Le Cordon Bleu, manned kitchens at better hotel restaurants, operated his own food truck, and was even Jason Chin’s executive chef at Osprey Tavern prior to the restaurant’s opening. That experience – the trial and error, the fine-tuning of technique, the limits set on modernist flourishes in favor of approachability – appears to have paid off, and after all the darting about, Fonseca has finally hit the bull’s-eye with Millenia 106. The menu – local, seasonal, and peppered with Portuguese and Brazilian flavors – is a pleasingly focused one without extraneous frills: six mains, a handful of starters, a few salads and four pizzas. Oh, and oysters. As happy hour (4:30-7:30 p.m.) came to a close, we took full advantage of the $1.50 bivalves, ordering crisp, fresh Black Points from Nova Scotia (not Massachusetts, as we were told) and brinier Barnstable Ladies from the Bay State. Of particular note was the watermelon mignonette and Portuguese chili paste served with the oysters. I used that fiery piri-piri as a condiment dip for the $6 happy-hour burger (regularly $13), not that it needed it given
came the platter of simply grilled royal red shrimp ($15). These magnificent buggers, served whole, were a pleasure to peel and devour (that piri-piri came in handy again). Portuguese “punched” or murro potatoes, and approachable dishes arugula and a thick smear of sofrito rounded out the dish. Equally magnificent was seared golden tile ($22) graced with a fennel-citrus-blueberry salad and served over the filling of bacon jam, gruyere, tomato farro verde with a splash of Aleppo pepper confit and aioli. Duxelles, a mix of mush- sauce. Unlike the tuna tartare, the fish was rooms, shallots and herbs, was folded into the undeniable star of this plate. A fez cap of dark chocolate cake ($6) the beef for added umami. Verdict: huzzah to the burger’s smoky essence and wonder- surprised us with its blazing-hot center, fully charred meat! Pffft to the crumbly though I couldn’t stop licking the orangebun and overly sweet jam. But c’mon, $6? zested Chantilly cream in which it sat. I’m ordering this baby again, fries or no There’s a deconstructed cobbler ($6) of Florida strawberries and blueberries with fries. Torresmo, or fried pork rinds, are a staple lemon-mascarpone ice cream for those who like their endings snack enjoyed from Sao even sweeter. Paolo to Ipanema Beach, I should mention and while they’re offered MILLENIA 106 that prices at Millenia here as a stand-alone app 4104 Millenia Blvd. 106 are very reason($8), a trio of still-crack407-930-6206 able – perhaps beyond ling cracklings also come millenia106.com reasonable, considplated alongside the tuna $$ ering the generous tartare ($10). Odd pairportions of quality and ing aside, Fonseca doesn’t technically proficient hold back with this starter. fare Fonseca and his It’s fancy for fancy’s sake, with cured egg yolk and preserved lemon team churn out. The restaurant is in one grated over a long roll of tartare inter- of those spaces, though – a space that’s spersed with crunchy slices of Clermont gobbled up and spit out both restaurants radish. Those glorious Aleppo-peppered who’ve dared to move in. “I can honestly pork rinds sat in an avocado puree, and I tell you we cook for the right reasons here,” quite liked the wee dabs of spiced water- says Fonseca. “We love what we do.” And I can honestly say that I hope it’s melon syrup (more please). But all that intricate work and plat- enough. ing couldn’t hold our attention when out firstname.lastname@example.org orlandoweekly.com
CLOSINGS Restaurant ASH has closed in Mills 50. Look for Brooklyn Coffee Shop to take its Mills Avenue spot ... Café Noir, which recently moved to the old Uncle Henry’s space on Howell Branch Road, has closed (no relation to Noir Café, above) ... Chef Stefano Tedeschi has shuttered Caprino’s Pizza Bar in Windermere. NEWS/EVENTS Hey boozehounds! Orange County has passed an ordinance allowing alcohol sales in restaurants beginning at 7 a.m. instead of 11 a.m. ... Playalinda Brewing Co.’s ”Beer Lunch” is Saturday, May 27, at 12:30 p.m. at Millenia 106. The fourcourse/four-beer lunch costs $50 ... Speaking of, Millenia 106 has started Sunday brunch service at 10:30 a.m. ... Earls Kitchen + Bar will launch new menu items May 24 ... Yo! NYC’s A La Mode nut-free ice cream is now available at Costco (and coming to Publix soon) for all you nut-allergy sufferers. Oh, and Happy Allergy Awareness Week! Got restaurant dish? Send tips to email@example.com
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THE IVANHOE CRAFT BAR & PACKY 1915 N. Orange Ave., 407-270-4685, theivanhoeorlando.com Unassuming new Ivanhoe Village joint from the owners of the nearby Savoy combines the best of both worlds: well-stocked package store (perfect for the less-thansocial) and casual, cozy cocktail bar. Though there is beer and wine available, the spotlight is on a creative menu of craft cocktails that rotates weekly. We particularly enjoyed Professor Plum’s Guilty Conscience and the Whitetail. The syrups are made in-house, the juices are fresh and the bartenders are helpful and friendly. ESSAY QUESTION: WHY SHOULD I DRINK HERE?
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LA MERCE RESTAURANT & MARKET A seafood-leaning menu at this Spanish resto off Park Avenue shows potential, but prices may be scaring off customers who’ll never get to try their excellent black seafood paella (with squid ink), octopus carpaccio, or grouper with clams. A proper-good flan will please the custard set, and service is as friendly as can be. The restaurant’s hidden “market” sells wine, cheese and olive oil. Closed Mondays. 155 E. Morse Blvd., Winter Park, 321-295-7611; $$$$
BAD AS’S SANDWICH
This Milk District sandwich joint gives lunch reason to live, thanks to chefowner John Collazo’s mighty fine creations. Most sammies are served on a French roll, though the El Anormal #3 with adobo-roasted pork and peppery cantimpalo sausage gooeyed up with chipotle jack cheese comes served on soft, subtly sweet egg bread. Simpler sandwiches, like the Mafioso with thinly shaved beef and the Ninja with crispy fried pork belly, shouldn’t be overlooked. Even vegetarians can get their fill with the ever-changing “Triple H,” which stands for “Happy Healthy Humans.” Closed Sundays. 207 N. Primrose Drive, 407-757-7191; $
FIREFLY KITCHEN & BAR The former Taps in Winter Park Village has transformed into Firefly, with a still-respectable list of brews as well as 48 wines available via dispensers. The atmosphere is damn fun, but the menu of burgers, flatbreads and Southern fare needs a bit of work. Glimmers of hope come from the kitchen in the fried chicken, a classic poutine with a peppery gravy, and desserts fashioned from recipes of the owner’s grandmother – the pecan pie and moonshine cake in particular. Open daily. 480 N. Orlando Ave., Winter Park, 407-677-5000; $$
REEL FISH COASTAL KITCHEN & BAR
Steadily improving fish house in the former Ravenous Pig space has a lot going for it, notably the owner’s zeal to make the venture a success. Also successful: a bracing ceviche of shark, snapper and
hogfish; panko-breaded roasted oysters; and a quartet of fried green tomatoes atop zesty roasted pepper vinaigrette. There’s plenty of fried goodness for the fish camp lover in you, and if the whole roasted yellowtail snapper is available, get it. Closed Mondays. 1234 N. Orange Ave., Winter Park, 407-543-3474; $$$
LUKE’S KITCHEN AND BAR
There’s nothing novel at James Beard Award nominee Brandon McGlamery’s Maitland resto, but there’s plenty good – from the design to the cocktail program to such dishes as diver scallop ceviche, flavorful bone-in ribeye, and stellar swordfish. Meats like to get plonked atop starches and veggies here, BTW. More goodness: Peppery (though expensive) crab cake and the au poivre burger, which is our new favorite. Open daily. 640 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland, 407-674-2400; $$$$
HUNGER STREET TACOS The gourmet taco trend gains traction at Hunger Street Tacos, named after the famed Mexico City strip. Brisket, chorizo and chicken tinga tacos are twice-tortillaed in proper fashion. Vegan (sautéed hibiscus taco) and vegetarian options (squash blossom quesadilla; vegetable tinga) will please the meatless crowd. Desserts like chocoflan and Key lime pie with toasted meringue are more than just mere afterthoughts. Closed Sundays. 2103 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park, 407-545-5998; $
CHEF ART SMITH’S HOMECOMIN’
Celebrity chef Art Smith returns to Disney with his aptly named restaurant showcasing all that’s good about Southern fare. His near-legendary fried chicken (get it with house-made doughnuts), shrimp and grits, fried catfish, chicken and dumpling soup, and pimento cheese keep the masses at Disney Springs fat and happy. A few bites of the hummingbird cake will definitely slow the pace of your park perambulations. There’s a nice selection of moonshine cocktails, too. Open daily. Disney Springs, 1602 E. Buena Vista Drive, 407-560-0100; $$$
IPHO NOODLE HOUSE
Vietnamese fare comes to Maitland with this second outpost of the Lake Mary original iPho. The interior won’t lift your spirits, but a savory golden pancake folded with shrimp, pork and bean sprouts will. Same goes for their signature pho – the broth veers toward the sweeter side, but it’s hearty and can be made heartier with the addition of oxtail. Bracing beef and pork noodle soup with lemongrass is a cold-sufferer’s delight. Ask for the banh mi menu if you’re not handed one. Open daily. 156 Lake Ave., Maitland, 321-422-0181; $ n
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[ film review ] upon – and the theme of creation is still a major focus – Covenant manages to bridge the navel-gazing of the first prequel with the edge-of-your-seat tension of the original Alien – with more than a little action thrown in for fans of Aliens. Taking place about 10 years after the events of Prometheus, Covenant follows a colonizing mission to a distant exoplanet. When a freak accident damages the ship, several crewmembers are roused from cryosleep to deal with the fallout, though they end up losing their captain (James Franco, in an extremely brief cameo). The new captain, Oram (Billy Crudup), decides to divert their mission, despite the protests of the original captain’s widow, Daniels (Katherine Waterston), when a human signal is detected from a nearby planet. When they arrive, they find a lush world perfect for colonization, though completely devoid of animal life. Needless to say, things go poorly. Bodies become infected, aliens pop out, some really important stuff explodes. But the parade of disasters leading up to the crew becoming stranded is handled deftly, packing layer upon layer of tension into a symphony of “Oh no, what now?” moments. One of the highlights of Prometheus was Michael Fassbender’s portrayal of David, an android with ulterior motives. Covenant literally doubles down on Fassbender’s watchability by casting him as both David, the sole recurring character from Prometheus, and Walter, a newer model of Alien: Covenant gives fans who were put off by Prometheus the same line whose emotional programming has been deleted. The middle act of the a reason to renew their love of xenomorphs movie turns into the Michael Fassbender BY T HA DDEUS MCCOL LU M Show, with the two synthetic men discussing all sorts of philosophical quandaries So hopes were high when, in 2012, origi- about the ability to create. As fascinating as ew franchises have suffered for a lack of unified vision as much nal director Ridley Scott returned to the it is to watch an oddly homo(auto?)erotic as the Alien series. The original, series to make a prequel, Prometheus. But bond develop between the two “brothers,” directed by Ridley Scott from a the end result – a Golden Age of Science however, it’s something of a relief once the screenplay by Dan O’Bannon, was a breath Fiction-style search for the Engineers, movie remembers that it has a few more of fresh, terrifying air in 1979’s science an alien race that created life on Earth – action sequences to pack in, crewmembers fiction landscape. Instead of trying to be sharply divided audiences, with some fans to murder and aliens to ’splode. Viewers familiar with the series will the next Star Wars, Scott and company happy with the focus on world-building note that those climactic turned audience’s attention to the terror and others incensed that sequences owe quite a bit of the unknown inherent in long-distance there was only one shot of ALIEN: COVENANT to previous installments space travel, and outdid George Lucas in one of the franchise’s star Opens Friday, May 19 in the series, which is the depiction of a gritty, “lived-in” sci-fi set- xenomorphs tacked on to probably intentional. It ting. But James Cameron turned his 1986 the very end. The shift in seems Scott (or the stusequel, Aliens, into more of a war movie. focus from the original’s dio, whoever’s actually in For 1992’s Alien 3, 20th Century Fox put the focus on biology-borne charge) is set on assurfranchise in the hands of a rookie director, terror to philosophical David Fincher, then reportedly interfered musings on the origin of mankind left some ing fans that further prequels (and, rest so much with the production that Fincher viewers perplexed; here was a movie that assured, there will be more) will become himself has disowned the almost-universal- sure looked like an Alien movie, but didn’t more and more Alien-y the closer they get to the timeline of the original film. Now if ly reviled film. By the time the underrated feel like one. But this year’s Alien: Covenant should go there were only some way to get Sigourney Alien: Resurrection came out in 1997 – sporting direction by visionary French auteur a long way toward reconciling the series Weaver’s Ellen Ripley back in the mix. Jean-Pierre Jeunet and a proto-Firefly with fans who felt like they had a chest- Wait! What if she was a clone all along? script from then-unknown Joss Whedon – burster-sized hole in their heart. While (You’re welcome, Hollywood.) the events of Prometheus are touched the shine was very much off the apple. firstname.lastname@example.org
Smokey and the Bandit
Colossal Comedy starring Anne Hathaway
as an out-of-work party girl who discovers that she has a strange connection to a giant beast attacking a city on the other side of the world. Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Documentary Filmmaking Workshop A one-day hands-on workshop with Emmywinning director Bill Suchy, teaching the skills, craft and business of creating successful documentary style films and videos. Saturday, 10 am-4 pm; Snap Space, 1013 E. Colonial Drive; $125; snaporlando.com.
THE BUGS ARE BACK IN TOWN
The Fifth Element A special 20th anniversary screening of Luc Besson’s science fiction classic. Wednesday, 2 & 7 pm; multiple locations; $13.31; fathomevents.com. In Our Hands: The Battle for Jerusalem Zionist propaganda commemorating Israel’s victory in the Six-Day War. Tuesday, 7 pm; multiple locations; $13.31; fathomevents.com.
Indie Lens Pop-Up: Real Boy The coming-of-age
story of Bennett, a trans teenager with dreams of musical stardom. Sunday, 2 pm; Winter Park Public Library, 460 E. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-623-3300; peacefilmfest.org. Music Mondays: Chuck Berry Hail! Hail! Rock ’N’ Roll Filmed by director Taylor
Hackford on the occasion of Chuck Berry’s 60th birthday, this documentary presents the rock legend performing in his hometown of St. Louis, Missouri. Monday, 9:30 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.
Smokey and the Bandit A special 40th an-
niversary screening of the Burt Reynolds vehicle about a trucker trying to evade the law while delivering 400 cases of beer from Texarkana to Atlanta. Sunday, 2 & 7 pm; multiple locations; $13.31; fathomevents.com. ●
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul
BY ST EVE SCHNEID ER OPENING THIS WEEK: Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul There are
sketchy reasons for reboots and there are perfectly valid reasons for reboots. Among the valid reasons: Your cast has simply aged out of their roles. That’s the rationale for the totally new faces on display in the fourth Wimpy Kid movie, in which a trip to Grandma’s house becomes a huge clusterfudge thanks to the allure of a concurrent videogame convention. Into the role of title wimp Greg Heffley steps one Jason Drucker, but is he doomed to become the franchise’s George Lazenby by daring to be the second actor to portray a beloved character? Fan reaction to the revamp has thus far been overwhelmingly negative, although particular ire has been directed not at Drucker but at co-star Charlie Wright, who replaces Devon Bostick as Greg’s older brother, Rodrick – and who has earned the unfortunate hashtag #NotMyRodrick. Um, you kids do realize there’s a constitutional crisis going on, right? (PG) Everything, Everything Every generation has
its own tale about a kid who was born with severe immune deficiencies and raised like a veal. The ’70s had John Travolta in The Boy in the Plastic Bubble, the ’90s had Seinfeld’s Bubble Boy, and now we have Maddie Whittier, central character of this teen weeper adapted from a popular YA novel. Maddie suffers from severe combined immunodeficiency,
which means she’s confined to her house in Los Angeles with her nurse mother to take care of her. Yet she still manages to carry on a courtship with the fella next door, largely by substituting texting for face-to-face interaction. (In other words, by following the lead of every normal, healthy kid in the country.) Things only get more complicated from there, which means star Amandla Sternberg should have lots of juicy emotions to play in the quest to become the next Travolta. Let’s just hope Sternberg doesn’t become the next Jason Drucker instead. (PG-13) The Lovers Debra Winger and Tracy Letts play
a middle-aged couple whose marriage is over in every sense save the legal one. But just as they’re about to make it official and devote themselves fully to the respective paramours they’ve retained for years, they start to rediscover their affection for each other – leading to a torrid “affair” they have to hide from those aforementioned side partners! Absolutely hilarious, unless you yourself have ever been in a relationship that was rent asunder by infidelity. Everybody else, knock yourself out. (Both of you!) “Though commercial appeal is limited, older moviegoers should respond particularly well at arthouses,” predicts The Hollywood Reporter – saying nothing about the inevitably uncomfortable car ride home. (Note: Local opening of The Lovers has been postponed until May 26.) (R) orlandoweekly.com
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GREAT LIVE MUSIC RATTLES ORLANDO EVERY NIGHT Dave East Harlem MC has collaborated with the all-star likes of Nas and Pusha T and held his own; his gritty photo-realistic rapping has caught the attention of no less than Def Jam Records. 10 p.m. Wednesday, May 17, at Tier Nightclub, $25-$40
Cortez and Koelble
THEIR SATANIC MAJESTIES REQUEST Pioneering Florida death metal outfit Morbid Angel celebrates new lineup, forthcoming album and first tour in years BY NICK MCGREGOR
n the mid-’80s, a few Floridian outcasts transformed their love of extreme, foreboding music into a fresh art form: death metal. Pushing traditional heavy metal techniques into awe-inspiring new territory, Morbid Angel, Death, Obituary and Deicide led the charge with blitzkrieg blast beats, gut-wrenching howls and atonal guitar solos. Most importantly, these death metal pioneers provided a swampy, sludgy, Southern counterbalance to the L.A. thrash of Slayer and the NY necromania of Cannibal Corpse, even as they rejected Christianity, celebrated Satanism and occultism, and brought Sumerian mythology and Lovecraftian horror to wider audiences. Since 1984, Morbid Angel’s eight studio albums and two live records have earned legendary status, even notching a few industry-leading superlatives. (Soundscan claims that 1993’s Covenant is the best-selling death metal album of all time.) Lead guitarist and band founder Trey Azagthoth, meanwhile, is routinely held up as the most talented death metal guitarist of all time. But according to bassist and vocalist Steve Tucker, who spent several seminal years in Morbid Angel (from 1997 and 2004, returning to the
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put out too much with YouTube putting it up the next day. The setlist will be different, too – in the past, we’ve covered all of Morbid Angel’s discography, but this time we went with the discography between Trey and I. I’m really excited about the fact that every song we play is a song I was a part of. There are some Morbid Angel classics that aren’t there, but we made our own classics.
jazz guitarists Bobby Koelble and Chris
After 10 years away from the band, do you think death metal has changed drastically, either because of or in spite of Morbid Angel’s influence?
Cortez unite for a one-off show at Blue Bamboo. 8 p.m. Thursday, May 18, at the Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, $10
Jason Kimmins Emoji Release party for the solo album by the singular Shania Pain vocalist. Along for the ride are Hot Boy, Skag Boy and DJ Deviant 8 p.m. Friday, May 19, at Stardust Video & Coffee, donations encouraged
Death metal has definitely broadened, expanding in some ways but homing in on the subgenre idea in others. Morbid’s always been a diverse band, and I myself prefer diversity in the music. But things are so itemized now. Back in the day, you were a death metal band or a black Orlando Weekly: How excited are you guys to kick off this 2017 tour in Orlando? metal band; now there’s slam death metal Steve Tucker: We’re all excited. For and technical death metal, grindcore and Trey and I, this is the first time we’ve death-doom. The internet has fueled a lot of that, but it’s played together live helped these crazy in more than 10 MORBID ANGEL with Suffocation, talented musicians years. And there are Revocation, Withered take a shortcut. two new members 6:30 p.m. Tuesday, May 23 Guys can pull up of Morbid Angel The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave. YouTube videos to who are probthebeacham.com learn techniques ably excited to step $15-$30 that used to take us onstage in their a decade to master. own ways. The package is really good, too – we’re taking out three other You grew up in Cincinnati but spent important bands [Suffocation, Revocation years living in Florida with Morbid Angel. and Withered]. So there will be three or What made the state such fertile ground four hours of great music every night. for early death metal? Some of the best heavy metal that happened in the last 30 years came from You and Trey have been working on a Florida. And as soon as I moved here, I new studio album, Morbid Angel’s first in understood it – you get a muggy, nasty six years. Will the new music be featured Florida night, and you see where all that in the live set? Probably one or two new songs; the sludgy, creepy music comes from. album’s almost done, but we don’t want to email@example.com
Thomas Wynn & the Believers
fold in 2015), today’s version of the band – him, Azagthoth, new drummer Scott Fuller and new guitarist Dan Vadim Von – is its best yet.
Hometown hero and scene fixture Wynn celebrates the release of a new album’s worth of soulful Southern rock revisited. Powerhouse lineup. 8 p.m. Saturday, May 20, at the Social, $15
Nora Lee Garcia & Jamila Tekalli Return engagement for local flautist (and UCF faculty) Garcia and pianist Tekalli will feature selections from Schoenfield, Mower and Taffanel. 7:30 p.m. Sunday, May 21, at Timucua White House, free
Bash & Pop What Tommy did next. PostReplacements, pre-Guns N’ Roses musical outlet for bass-basher Tommy Stinson hits the road again. 7 p.m. Monday, May 22, at the Social, $16-$18
Ad Nauseum Local grind heavyweights make a very welcome return to live work in the company of Disgender and Acid Baptism. 9 p.m. Tuesday, May 23, at Uncle Lou’s, $5 ●
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Brewing Success Ocean Sun and Dead Lizard Breweries Pen Next Chapter in Orlando’s Beer Story “We named our Belgian blonde ale ‘Bumby Blonde’ because we wanted our guests to know we’re part of their neighborhood,” Ocean Sun Brewery co-owner Steve Wilkerson says. “My partners and I are all from Orlando, from this community. They matter to us.” Bumby Blonde pours hazy gold and tastes like a sunrise over Harry P. Leu Gardens. Ocean Sun’s Belgian dark ale, Mur de Huy, draws a deep, delectable burgundy, with the expected date and fig notes to match. Each of the twelve house brews on tap, from their Freudian Lager to their delicious trio of IPAs, is impeccably brewed to their respective styles, a lofty achievement for any brewery, let alone for a year-old brewpub like Ocean Sun. “We want to stay very true to traditional styles of brewing,” Steve says. “If we put out a hefeweizen, we want it to taste like a hefeweizen. We just released a new schwarzbier, and we kept that very true to style. That’s just something very important to us.” Ocean Sun isn’t the first craft brewery to pop up in Orlando, and many more entrepreneurs are filing permits to proceed them. These local craft beervangelists have spent the last five years brewing standout beers and erasing Orlando’s reputation as a ne’er-do-well brewing town. With small and indepen-
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dent craft breweries growing by double digits through 2016 onward, it was only a matter of time before the Beer Bug bit the third-largest metro in the country’s third most populous state. The City Beautiful has some incredible brewing forerunners to its north and south to draw inspiration from and show where the Orlando scene is headed. Massive contract breweries like Lakeland’s Brew Hub brew the region’s most eminent flagship beers by the thousands of gallons. Tampa Bay Brewing Company have slung their suds up and down the I-4 corridor for decades. South Florida, once a craft beer derelict, now harbors breweries like Islamorada Beer Company, whose growing popularity proves that if beach-and-vodka country can sell incredible beer, anywhere can. Fortunately, brewpubs like Ocean Sun are already brewing incredible beer. Brewpubs, smaller-volume breweries that favor cozy tasting rooms over monstrous output, have carved a neighborly niche in the City Beautiful.
Ocean Sun’s three owners share decades of experience working at corporations like Darden Restaurants and Applebee’s, and they used the knowledge gained from their desk-jockeying years to mule-kick corporate crustiness out the tasting room door. The front-facing bar is a home-spun hardwood façade of light, auburn and dark grains. Mash tuns and fermenters exist “in the wild,” without a barrier separating guests from the soon-to-be beer. Ocean Sun’s “beer guides” serve guests at their tables instead of schlepping guests to the bar, and guests’ dogs bound around the tasting room while the bartop’s popcorn popper mumbles merrily to itself in the corner. None of this means Ocean Sun doesn’t have plans to grow. Steve says he and his co-owners designed the brewery with future expansions in mind, and Ocean Sun recently signed with City Beverages, Orange and Osceola Counties’ ascendant beer distribution company, giving Steve’s beer children more exposure than ever before. Steve just understands that a homey tasting room goes a
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long way in transforming guests into regulars and friends. “We wanted to open Ocean Sun with a brewpub approach,” Steve says. “There’s just a special excitement to that environment, but, at same time, you want to grow and distribute. I think there’s room for both.” Whether Steve wants it or not, growth is coming. That happens when Travel and Leisure magazine names your business their sixth favorite local brewery, one of Steve’s proudest recent achievements in his young craft-brewing career. Ocean Sun’s tasting room seats 122 thirsty patrons, and Steve’s brewery will need every bit of that legroom in the near, and distant, future. “It’s all about promoting local craft beer,” Steve says. “All the brewers around here, we all get along great together, and we just want to bring some new guests along for the ride with us.”
Drinking at Dead Lizard Brewing is like drinking inside a giant, lustrous tangerine. Lizard is nothing if not becoming. Edison bulbs dangle from the tasting room ceiling, throwing a burnishing glow everywhere. Local artists adorn the cream and garnet walls with their latest works, and the marble bartop shimmers at sunset. A crowd of brew ket-
tles and fermenters greets guests from behind glass partitions. Upon stepping into Dead Lizard Brewing’s tasting room, the cicada drone of Interstate 4, just hundreds of feet from the parking lot, fades away. “When you sit down for a beer, you’re sitting down for a conversation,” Dead Lizard co-owner Rich Dine says. “You don’t talk to yourself about a beer. You need to talk about it, and share it, with someone.” I-4 is a highway in medias res. It cracks from ongoing construction in both directions and spills off exit ramps into the surrounding amusement parks and Florida Man punchlines. Dead Lizard sits at the throat of this thoroughfare, right off Exit 78 and Conroy Road, where Orlando, Florida diffuses into Orlando, USA—where the City meets the Mouse. Rich says Dead Lizard’s decision to straddle both worlds was crucial to finding the fledgling brewery’s soul. “There are two Orlandos, and we have a really nice sweet spot between them,” Rich says. “We’re minutes from downtown, and we’re minutes from the attractions. You’re going to get to meet people across the bar from who knows where, from the local scene and the big scene.” While Ocean Sun’s beers reflect their brewers’ reverence of the Reinheitsgrebot—an old Bavarian purity law restricting beer’s ingredients to water, yeast, malt, and hops—Dead Lizard’s brewers aren’t so devout. The tasting room’s tight, rotating draft list harbors straitlaced do-gooders, like the Purple Skink West Coast IPA, and hedonistic frankenbeers. None of Dead Lizard’s beers embody the former better than their Chameleon Cream series, a John Hughes-esque cadre of brews infused with fruits and spices. The latest Chameleon delights with a sweet malt backbone and a flirty tang of Key lime pie. “Those beers have really become our calling card, and they
aren’t even true cream ales,” Rich laughs. “We aren’t really adherent to particular styles. We just want to brew beer that tastes good.” For all the differences between Rich’s and Steve’s beers and brewers—Steve’s cohort hails from the corporate hospitality world, while Rich has a 10-year career with Full Sail University—both breweries recognize they’re in the same sudsy boat. Dead Lizard and Ocean Sun are proud members of the Central Florida Ale Trail, a collective of 15 upstart breweries and brewpubs set on raising the profile of local craft beer along the I-4 Corridor. Dead Lizard, like their colleagues at Ocean Sun, also signed with City Beverages. Since green-lighting that distribution deal, Rich has counted, and recounted, Dead Lizard’s nascent successes during the brewery’s eight-month run. “One day, this gentleman sat at our tasting room bar and asked to try one of our Chameleon ales,” Rich says. “I wasn’t in a Dead Lizard shirt or anything, so he didn’t know I had a vested interest in his opinion. He sampled it, he said it tasted great, and he ordered a glass. It was a defining moment for me, where I really understood what we were doing here.” These milestones lead Dead Lizard and Ocean Sun to American Craft Beer Week, a sudsy salute to the country’s—and Orlando’s—kaleidoscopic brewscape. From May 15th to May 21st, Dead Lizard, Ocean Sun and the city’s luminous beer parlors will tap small batch kegs and throw special events along that fertile crescent of Virginia Avenue, Colonial Drive and beyond. It’s Rich’s and Steve’s hope that, under a radiant sun or a dew-flecked moon, surrounded by Orlando’s finest beers and hundreds of their newest friends, a thought might bubble up in a new drinker’s mind: that local beer, and the Orlando brewing family that crafts it, matters. “People are always talking about this great beer in Kalamazoo or this great beer in San Diego,” Rich says. “It’s about time we brought those conversations home.”
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Take a Peek at Some of Orlando’s Most Epic Craft Beer Bars and Shops It’s 5 o’clock on a Friday evening: do you know where your beer is? Thanks to the recent surge in craft beer bars, restaurants, and bottle shops all over Orlando, that question is harder to answer than ever. Let us help you break down some of the City Beautiful’s most diverse and dedicated craft beer destinations.
GB’S BOTTLE SHOP AND TASTING ROOM
GB’s Bottle Shop and Tasting Room, the City Beautiful’s parlor of beer learnin’, begs the question: why hadn’t anyone in Orlando done this sooner? The Virginia Avenue standout offers 20-plus drafts via three different pours—five, ten, and sixteen ounces—in the hopes of making self-taught beer nerds of drinkers all. And, for a nominal corkage fee, patrons can pull a brew from GB’s eclectic can and bottle cooler to partake in-house, enjoying that fridge-to-table freshness usually reserved for your co-worker’s awkward Super Bowl party. 36
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“It’s like going to the store and trying on a shirt before you buy it,” GB’s general manager Allex Englett says. “That’s what we think GB’s lets people do with their beer.” Your palate is officially open for business.
REDLIGHT REDLIGHT When Orlando’s craft beer royalty, Redlight Redlight Beer Parlour, decided to install a small-batch brew system at their Corrine Drive bar, owner Brent Hernandez wisely honored that old adage, “Give a man a beer, and he’ll drink for a day. Teach a man to brew, and everybody will drink many more beers.” Redlight already had the beautiful cement bartop, the stellar international and vintage bottle list, the industrial-chic accoutrements, the robust draft list, the massive bottle cooler, and the leather-bound menus fit for a Gothic church. By adding in-house brews to Redlight Redlight’s embarrassment of riches, the rich, well, get richer.
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TOTAL WINE AND MORE
This is your favorite sports dive with a bit of a nihilist streak. Former customer and patron saint of Orlando beer lovers Shawn Paris bought Oblivion Taproom in 2016 to prevent one of the city’s most incredible stout and porter draft lists from being lost to foreclosure. “We closed down for two short weeks in February of 2016 to make some improvements in the back of the house and some much-needed repairs, and we bought some extra equipment,” Paris says. “We’ve added video games to the restaurant, we added a couch—other than that, Oblivion’s still Oblivion.” Burgers, craft brews, smoldering skeleton murals, and the Detroit Red Wings rule this roost, with the sporadic Super Smash Bros. tournament thrown in for some tipsy, button-mashing fun. Add torch-bearer status for Orlando cider lovers—dozens of different cans and bottles call Oblivion’s cooler and draft lines home—and you have one offbeat, wondrous watering hole.
Total Wine is like that gilded, glorious library from Beauty and the Beast, if Belle could have taken one of those books off its mahogany shelf, cracked it open, and poured it into a branded pint glass. The beer, wine, and liquor kingmaker hosts regular beer-tasting classes showcasing standout local breweries, and you can build your own weekend by mixing and matching up to six craft brews to bring home to your soon-to-be fawning admirers. “We just completed a large-scale reset to put more local and national craft beer on our shelves,” general manager Dan Konietzko says. “We know this is what our customers really appreciate: that diversity and those options.” But don’t worry: Total Wine still carries enough imports and major brewery domestics to satisfy any tastes.
NONA TAP ROOM
With its varnished high-tops, 50+ craft suds on draft, and some sumptuous pub grub on the menu, Nona Tap Room brings the gravitas of a golf and country club and the verve of a Mills Avenue mainstay. Nona Tap Room’s owner, Lyndsey Larouche, tries to champion Central Florida’s craft beer on the regular with some hefty draft list real estate, and Larouche wants to put 15 local breweries’ tap handles on the line to commemorate American Craft Beer Week. “When we first opened, it was difficult to find a good selection of craft beer, let alone local craft beer,” Larouche says. “That has changed so much over six and a half years, and we just want to focus on exposing people to as many of those local breweries as possible.” So when your favorite athletes lose that pivotal playoff game and your tears need a tasty, sudsy resting place, Nona Tap Room has all the local beer you can cry into.
Perched on the food and drink lover’s paradise that is East Colonial Drive, Lucky’s Market harbors a bevy of brews that, like their locally sourced delectables, includes myriad Central Florida upstarts looking for a glass to call home. “We place a huge emphasis on getting the best local brews we can for our coolers,” general manager Michael Ryley says. “It’s all about representing our local brewers, and giving them as loud a voice as we possibly can.” Lucky’s gastro gurus host in-house tastings featuring local craft breweries’ latest, greatest liquid, and the market’s “Sixer-Mixer” program lets you recruit the top-flight beers fit for your fridge.
When UCF’s premier bottle shop, Shamrock Beverage and Liquor, decided to open a bar and lounge next door to their existing business, it became official: you truly can never have too much of a good thing. Public House takes Shamrock’s diverse orlandoweekly.com
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selection and quality and sits it at a gorgeous varnished bartop. Large-format sour beers, local IPAs, sumptuous stouts— the gang’s all here, and the only thing missing is your butt on that barstool. Public House’s proximity to University of Central Florida presents a unique opportunity to give all those college-age rapscallions a crash course in pinky-up beer drinking, especially with American Craft Beer Week right around the corner. “We have this chance every day out here, but especially with this coming week in particular, to really show young adults that there’s more to drinking than crushing light beer in your college apartment,” general manager Drew Combee says.
At beloved sports and suds bar Rogue Pub, the friendly, knowledgeable staff will nestle themselves right into your beer-loving heart. This hotspot is serious about their craft cans and bottles, slinging dozens of delicious brews at unbeatable prices. “Having those various, colorful cans and bottles in the cooler really gives guests a different buying experience than just ordering from draft,” owner Tracey Cehovin says. “It also helps our local brewers build that familiarity with our guests.” The Unholy Trinity of dive-bar diversions—pool tables, electronic darts, and arcade games—are all well-represented, inviting guests to huddle around their brews and in the cozy confines of a quintessential craft beer bar.
BARLEY AND VINE BIERGARTEN
Poised at the center of the Milk District, Orlando’s resplendent beer-and-sandwich quarter, Barley and Vine Biergarten flies its beer-geek flag high. Barley and Vine’s tidy, Florida-forward draft list pours the local suds, while Barley’s bottle and can cooler stocks national and international brews alike. “When we look at the beers we order and the events we host, we make sure to create an itch only we can scratch,” Barley and Vine owner Benji Gray says. 38
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Barley and Vine’s umbrella-ed patio puts guests’ pups and craft pints at the fore, where, to celebrate American Craft Beer Week on May 17th, you can meet several of your newest friends while enjoying Bold City Brewing’s latest and greatest and playing “True American” from the hit show New Girl.
THE THIRSTY TOPHER
A wooden-barred masterclass in pouring delectable beer at even more delectable prices, the Thirsty Topher is the anchor bar for Virginia Avenue, one of Orlando’s best, most walkable craft beer crawls. “It’s what we’ve been saying from the beginning: Orlando’s becoming an amazing beer town,” co-owner Ron Didonato says. “We saw the potential here when we first opened on Virginia, and it’s just so great to see that potential come to life.” The Thirsty Topher’s warm environs pair perfectly with their two dozen cold local and national draft brews, with some of Orlando’s most in-demand food trucks rolling up throughout the week, forming a WWE-style tag team to knock your taste buds into sweet, sweet submission.
It’s almost impossible to imagine a time when a man couldn’t sit down with his family and order a beer with his pizza. But, three short decades ago, those were the dark ages Orlando had to endure—that is, until Rossi’s Pizza opened their doors in the early ’90s. “It’s sounds crazy, but we were really pioneers in this area,” owner Bill Rossi says. “We’ve been fighting the craft beer fight since the beginning, and we’re really happy to see how far this movement has come.” Having served craft beer to thirsty, hard-working Orlando families since nineteen ninety-freaking-five, it’s safe to say Rossi’s had a finger on the city’s craft beer pulse for some time. The cozy, casual pizzeria turns-and-burns their rotating draft selection regularly, always keeping two or three local brews on to champion the craft beer scene the Rossi family helped create.
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t Elestial Sound’s inaugural GAZE Zeit-era Tangerine Dream and the dream festival in Gainesville this past music of La Monte Young, blacksunblackJanuary, blacksunblackmoon moon creates ethereal soundworlds shaped – the solo outlet for Tallahassee resident by chance and open outcomes. Sometimes Chantelle Dorsey – held the room in a relinquishing control over performance trance, soberly resting both arms in her lap variables like keyboard settings – or even as a Roland D-10 keyboard droned on, tones key – to an audience, Dorsey forces herself sustained by the weight of a La Croix can on to “truly be unprepared and experience the the keys. This simple yet striking extended music in the moment.” Accidental music in technique points to the experimentalism the best sense. Orlando new music enthusiasts have in Dorsey’s practice, a compelling tension the chance to witness between the divergent blacksunblackmoon’s aims of New Age and the ACCIDENTAL MUSIC first in-town performance avant garde. FESTIVAL MARATHON this weekend during the “My favorite thing to 1 p.m. Saturday, May 20 return of the Accidental play is always a piano,” she 80 W. Grant St. Music Festival Marathon. explains. “Pianos feel like accidentalmusicfestival.com Organized by Christopher home.” Though classically free Belt and Beatriz Ramirez, trained, Dorsey admits to both classically trained always having been a “scifi geek,” and is now chiefly influenced by players, AMF is a program of international New Age music. The work of Isao Tomita, and local performers of new classical and for example, which draws from classical avant music, now in its sixth year and with a roots to explore futuristic themes, inspires lineup increasingly inclusive of improvised, her hopes to generate optimism while also electronic and experimental. Of particular interest from this weekend’s nearly nine exploring otherworldly sounds. An admirer of and adherent to the works hours’ worth of music is Elizabeth Baker’s of Samuel R. Delany and Sun Ra, Dorsey’s collaborative reinterpretation of North moniker blacksunblackmoon is itself a nod American slave songs, slated for the midto Afrofuturism, a philosophy which over- afternoon. As for blacksunblackmoon, however, turns Western metaphysical symbolism of blackness and reimagines spaces where spontaneity is the only reasonable darkness shines in its own right. The dark expectation: “I’m never quite sure what sun and moon, as celestial counterpoints to I’m going to do and will often change my their radiant counterparts, are mysterious mind when I sit down. So, we’ll both find unknowns but also places of new potential. out as it happens.” Equal parts the crepuscular ambience of firstname.lastname@example.org orlandoweekly.com
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THE DAMNED, HOUSE OF BLUES, MAY 12
History is a fluid thing, thankfully. Perspective can right past slights. The Damned are a capital example. In the annals of rock, these irreverent punk chameleons have long been eclipsed by fellow U.K. contemporaries the Sex Pistols and the Clash even though they’re just as seminal and O.G. But, in recent years, they’ve been enjoying some restitution of prestige. Rightfully so, considering their place in time, their originality and the sheer ground they’ve covered. It’s a path that’s left defining marks on punk, goth and even the alternative rock canon at large. Now the Damned are on an official campaign to make us all feel old – I mean, a 40th anniversary tour. But on April 30, Captain Sensible broke a hip – I mean, a rib – leading to some show postponements. Luckily, the Orlando date stood. Onstage, the guitarist was rendered somewhat immobile in a sitting position all night. But he handled the convalescence with humor and flair, performing from a toilet whose tank served as his beer cooler. More than just a funny detail, though, it’s emblematic of a certain spirit. And that spirit – of pluck, of indomitability – would define the band’s entire being. Even after 40 years, they looked good, sounded great and came poised with weird charisma intact and surprisingly little rust. Dave Vanian’s croon was still rich, the Captain’s guitar-playing tight as ever and their sense of camp and theater still tall. Oh, and they played a two-hour set with two encores. Punk bands in their fifth decade aren’t supposed to do this. But the Damned did. Then again, they also just signed a new record deal for their first album in almost a decade. What this per-
is a pistol who looks like a punk refugee
Captain Sensible handled and sounds like Loretta’s hard-living, dive his convalescence bar-chiseled daughter. With bite, skill and authenticity, it’s as with humor and flair, performing from a toilet solid a foundation as they come. When your fundamentals have this much spark whose tank served as and diesel, fire can only be imminent. his beer cooler. It’s There wasn’t much reputation to precede emblematic of a certain them, but they now leave town sure having laid down some. spirit of indomitability that defines the SWAMP SISTAS Damned’s entire being. SONGWRITERS CIRCLE, THE IMPERIAL, MAY 10
formance exemplified about them is that, in fitness and in legacy, they’ve managed to not just stand time’s test but defy history long enough for it to catch up with them. Bravo, boys.
SANDY SHOOK AND THE DISARMERS, WILL’S PUB, MAY 10
Sarah Shook and the Disarmers are a young Chapel Hill band that’s really just emerging. They’re a new Bloodshot Records signing whose debut LP (Sidelong) was released nationally barely two weeks ago, so this Orlando debut was one of those early-peek shows. But go ahead and mark them down now. Young though they are, the Disarmers aren’t fucking around. The quintet came legit with a serious country-rock setup (yes, pedal steel and upright bass) and a for-real frontwoman. There are broader Americana and roots currents in their sound. But the chief reason to take note is that at their core beats a heart that’s real country. It’s a vigorous, unchained twang that swings, honks and tonks. And Shook
The Swamp Sistas Songwriters Circle is the music sorority organized by local artist-mover Beth McKee. And their latest gathering was a warm-up for their big annual La La, the eight-hour showcase happening on May 20 (Fringe Festival lawn). As exemplified by this night’s roster, the cross-genre alliance continues to expand impressively in range, now encompassing not just traditional roots musicians like McKee but also torch-folk standout Zoya Zafar, loop artist Renee Is a Zombie, Mexican folk artist Ka Malinalli and hiphop star E-Turn. At the event, the spotlight was essentially a carousel, allowing each artist to shine on her own. Some were supported live by peers, doing instrumentally what they do for each other in spirit. After seeing the Swamp Sistas’ fellowship and talent up close, their upcoming Fringe showcase – which will feature longer sets by even more artists – should be very worthwhile. Beth McKee has long been known for bringing artists together and fostering community. But this society of ladies may be her most essential building endeavor yet. email@example.com orlandoweekly.com
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Claudia Quintet MUSIC
New York “post-jazz” ensemble Claudia Quintet has been going strong since 1997, kicking against genre restrictions and suffocating formalism with their voracious sonic appetites and an arsenal of reeds, accordion, vibraphone, double bass and drums. For the Claudia Quintet, rules are meant to be broken, and time and structure meant to be chopped up and collaged into glimpses of new realities and hybrid noises. The group, helmed by percussionist-composer John Hollenbeck, returns triumphantly to Orlando for this Civic Minded 5-sponsored event as part of a short 20th anniversary tour. Local openers Promethean Conduit combine live improvised electronics with prose readings. Not bad for a Wendesday night. – Matthew Moyer with the Promethean Conduit | 7:30 p.m. | Stardust Video & Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road | stardustie.com | donations encouraged
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Nice Guy Darrell: Slump Dogs ART
Darrell Johnson, aka Nice Guy Darrell, paints tiny worlds that tell big stories, and big people telling small truths. The local artist is still finding his style and thus each show is a new adventure – you’ll rarely see something at one that mirrors another, but the “Nice Guy” thread, an emotional and deeply backstoried verity, runs through each piece. Johnson says the mixed-media pieces of Slump Dogs illustrate “people waking up from their sleeps”; this show at Lil Indies is his last before the artist moves out of state, so shake off that warm-weather lethargy and grab your last chance to see his work. – Jessica Bryce Young 6 p.m. | through June 15 | Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | free
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Philadelphia power-rock quartet Sheer Mag might just be one of the most subversive acts in American guitar music right now. Through a genius inversion of the sonics – the flashy riffs, the triumphant choruses, the swelling hooks – of classic rock titans like AC/DC, Thin Lizzy and Blue Cheer, Sheer Mag don’t want to fill arenas and soundtrack dudeparties as much as they want to tell some really hard and sobering truths about the have-nots, fucked-up race, gender and class power dynamics, gentrification, and the corruption of institutions and the powerful. The combination is immediate and incredibly satisfying. Though only three EPs old, the band has been turning heads amongst critics and (more crucially) concertgoers. The band is just as comfortable and passionate playing Coachella as they are in DIY basement venues, and this Orlando show should be singularly impressive with the band joined by local bombthrowers Flamethrower, Autarx and Bubble Boys. – MM
American Craft Beer Week is an annual celebration of the ingenuity of brewers across the country who all strive to make their mark on the country’s exponentially expanding beer scene. The days when “American beer” was universally accepted to mean tepid, watery pilsners are long gone; now, the American beer scene is arguably (and we’re sure some of you will take the opportunity) the best in the world. Beer ’Merica caps off American Craft Beer Week with a tasty celebration of that progress in Ivanhoe Village’s scenic (and, more importantly, shady) Gaston Edwards Park. With more than 100 varieties on tap from more than 35 different breweries, there’s something for every palate. And this year, Florida breweries like locals Dead Lizard and Ocean Sun get plenty of representation alongside national faves like Southern Tier and Breckenridge. In the spirit of the theme, there’s also a costume contest with a grand prize of free beer for an entire year, so get your most patriotic duds together – and try not to spill any beer on them. – Thaddeus McCollum
with Flamethrower, Autarx, Bubble Boys | 8 p.m. | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | $10-$12
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3-7 p.m. | Gaston Edwards Park, 1236 N. Orange Ave. | beermericaorlando.com | $25-$45
Max Hatt/Edda Glass
Del the Funky Homosapien
What do you do when you’re the only bossa nova band in Montana? You come up with original material that melds the enthralling vibes of the Brazilian samba-jazz fusion and the folkish, foot-tapping, simplicity of our country’s own Americana into a customized blend. Guitarist Max Hatt and singer Edda Glass started playing together in the Treasure State when Glass sat in with Hatt’s jazz trio on songs like the bossa nova standard “Girl From Ipanema.” As a teenager, she was entranced by the Portuguese vocals of Nara Leão and Astrud Gilberto, and took to heart the enduring influence of the landmark album Getz/Gilberto. Steeped in the formal jazz tradition, Hatt and Glass soon discovered their distinct synergy and set to work on originals. In the slow-tempo cut “Crossing Over,” from 2016’s Ocean of Birds, Glass’ voice colors a slow waltz rhythm with a bittersweet tenderness, while in “No More Tattoos” she imparts a sultry playfulness to a finger-snapping groove. The bespoke folk-jazz synthesis of the duo Max Hatt/Edda Glass – a combination of Hatt’s clean-cut guitar phrasing and Glass’ soulful, full-throated vocals – sounds at once fresh and beguilingly familiar. – Esteban Meneses 8 p.m. | Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park | 407-636-9951 | bluebambooartcenter.com | $20
At a recent NYC gig promoting the release of the new Gorillaz album, Humanz, frontman Damon Albarn invited a fan from the audience to come up onstage to perform Del the Funky Homosapien’s verse from their breakout hit, 2001’s “Clint Eastwood.” The young woman who got pulled out of the audience didn’t keep up her end of the bargain, though, after she explained to Albarn that she was “tripping balls right now.” So while she may not have been able to execute on her plan to rap along with a pre-recorded Del, she was at least in the right mindset. Known mostly for his collaborative work with Dan the Automator on projects like Gorillaz or the groundbreaking hip-hop concept album Deltron 3030, Del the Funky Homosapien has a reputation for filling his verses with surreal imagery and playful cadences perfect for hip-hop heads in … er … alternative states. This stop at the Social is a nice surprise, not aligned with any extensive tour or release – which means you’ll get to hear nothing but the best of the best from Del’s extensive back catalogue. – TM 8 p.m. | The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave. | 407-246-1419 | thesocial.org | $20
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MUSIC WEDNESDAY, MAY 17 The Daniel Heitz Band 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. The Forefathers 8 pm; The Imperial at Washburn Imports, 1800 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-228-4992. Lewis Del Mar, Anna Wise 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407-246-1419. Melodime, Weston Howard 7:30 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$13. The Met Live in HD: Der Rosenkavalier 6:30 pm; Renée Fleming sings one of her signature roles as the Marschallin, opposite Elena Garania in her first North American performances as Octavian, the impulsive young title character. Multiple locations; $25.56; fathomevents.com. [MUSIC] Run River North Thursday at the Social
Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733.
THURSDAY, MAY 18 Cortez and Koelble 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $10; 407-636-9951. Disco Nite: Midnight Inspector, Danny G, Gwadcip$, December Beaches 9:30 pm; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; contact for price. Famous Last Words 6:45 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $12; 407-999-2570. Kaleigh Baker 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. The Mellow Relics 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Midnight Tyrannosaurus, Megalodon 10 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $10; 407-872-0066.
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Sheer Mag, Flamethrower 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12. Thursday Jazz Jams 8 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364.
FRIDAY, MAY 19 Blip-N-Dots: Masta Thom, Ruda, TVPES, Sean Shakespeare, Mave910, Metvl Mouth 9 pm; Henao Contemporary Center, 5601 Edgewater Drive; $5. Catcher and the Rye, Gargamel!, Electric Shine, In the After, Dark Summer, Who Was I, Vertebreaker 5 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $10; 407-673-2712. Ether, Yashira, Crystal Balls, Arms, Moat Cobra 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $6; 407-270-9104. Face to Face, the Attack 6:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $25; 407-999-2570.
Raleigh Estes and Friends 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.
Floorplay: Frankie Alex & Trini D. 10 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.
Run River North, Cobi 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $15; 407-246-1419.
Green Jello Punk Rock Puppet Show 9 pm; Full Sail Live, 141 University Park Drive, Winter Park; free.
The Head and the Heart, Susto 8 pm; Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $35-$40; 844-513-2014. Jason Kimmins Emoji: Deviant Art Heaux, Skag Boy, Hot Boy, Jason Kimmins 8 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; $3; 407-623-3393. Leisure Chief 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-636-9951. Nora En Pure, the Dom 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $15-$20; 407-246-1419. Orlando Mixtape: Let Love Rule 6:30 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $25-$30; 407-704-6261. Pears, Panther Camp, Teen Agers, Debt Neglector 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$13. Richard Cheese & Lounge Against the Machine 7 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $29-$75; 407-648-8363.
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True Irish: An Evening With Tullamore D.E.W. Doughnut Beer Release Orlando Brewing celebrates American Craft Beer Week with the release of Head Like a Doughnut Hole, a special edition of their O-Town Brown Ale conditioned with coffee and organic chocolate cake doughnuts from Orlandough. 3 p.m. Wednesday; Orlando Brewing, 1301 Atlanta Ave.; various menu prices; orlandobrewing.com
Blame the Booze The V Group (owners of a slew of downtown bars, like Bauhaus, Sidebar, Hanson’s Shoe Repair and Herman’s Loan Office, along with Gitto’s Pizza) partner up with Tequila Corralejo for a prix fixe night
at Herman’s that features unlimited sampling
Dec. 17 at Amway Center
of three different cocktail recipes. The party
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continues at the aptly named Oak Room, Church Street’s most exclusive spot. 7-11 p.m. Thursday; Herman’s Loan Office, 22 W. Pine St.; $22; vgroupconcepts.com
Funky Hoppy: An American Craft Beer Celebration Winter Springs craft beer oasis Red Cypress has gathered a bunch of kegs of limited release beers from their favorite breweries across the country for this one-day blowout. Sample rarities like Cigar City’s Hunahpu Imperial Stout, MIA’s Strawberry Wonderbrett and Grimm’s Super Spruce gose. We expect some of those taps will blow quickly, so get there early if you want to treat yourself. Noon Saturday; Red Cypress Brewery, 855 E. State Road 434, Winter Springs; various menu prices; redcypressbrewery.com
True Irish: An Evening With Tullamore D.E.W. Lil Indies gets back into tasting events with this evening highlighting Tullamore Irish whiskies. Rob Ryan, Tullamore ambassador, will be on hand to guide patrons through a sampling of their various offerings, and will have bottles available for purchase as well. RSVP required. 6 p.m. Tuesday; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free, RSVP to email@example.com; willspub.org
Chevelle, July 19 at House of Blues
Adam Ant, Sept. 9 at the Beacham
Tig Notaro, June 17 at the Plaza Live
Taking Back Sunday, July 20 at House of Blues
The Melvins, Sept. 18 at the Social
Jim Jefferies, June 17 at Hard Rock Live
The Rocket Summer, July 25 at the Social
Epica, Lacuna Coil, Sept. 24 at the Plaza Live
Beach House, May 26 at the Social
Frank Iero & the Patience, June 22 at the Social
Dragonforce, July 27 at the Beacham
Pitbull, Sept. 29 at Amway Center
Ninja Sex Party, May 26 at Hard Rock Live
The Districts, June 23 at the Social
Shawn Mendes, July 28 at Amway Center
Cafe Tacvba, Sept. 29 at House of Blues
Wolf-Face, May 27 at the Social
What So Not, June 24 at Gilt Nightclub
Prince Royce, July 29 at Amway Center
Needtobreathe, Oct. 13 at House of Blues
Todd Rundgren, May 28 at the Plaza Live
Duke Dumont, June 29 at the Beacham
All Time Low, Aug. 6-7 at House of Blues
Bruno Mars, Oct. 14 at Amway Center
Real Friends, May 24 at the Beacham The Avett Brothers, May 25 at House of Blues Say Anything, Bayside, May 25 at the Beacham
Joe Jackson, June 2 at the Plaza Live Mon Laferte, June 5 at the Social Skillet, June 8 at House of Blues T.I., June 9 at Venue 578 Hall & Oates, Tears for Fears, June 9 at Amway Center Yacht Rock Revue, June 10 at House of Blues
Yngwie Malmsteen, June 14 at House of Blues
Migos, July 3 at Gilt Nightclub Metallica, July 5 at Camping World Stadium STRFKR, July 10 at the Beacham Born of Osiris, July 11 at the Social Rooney, July 12 at the Social Ted Nugent, July 14 at the Plaza Live
Blondie, Garbage, Aug. 9 at Hard Rock Live Lil Yachty, Aug. 15 at Hard Rock Live J. Cole, Aug. 16 at Amway Center Goo Goo Dolls, Aug. 30 at Hard Rock Live
Descendents, Oct. 20 at House of Blues Halsey, Oct. 22 at Amway Center Bad Suns, Nov. 3 at the Beacham
Ed Sheeran, Aug. 31 at Amway Center
Imagine Dragons, Nov. 10 at Amway Center
Apocalyptica, Sept. 6 at House of Blues
Gabriel Iglesias, Dec. 2 at Amway Center
The Afghan Whigs, Sept. 6 at the Social
Katy Perry, Dec. 17 at Amway Center
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Lady Bunny THEATER
Lady Bunny radiates glittering iconography and history like some sort of glamorous zeitgeist tripper. The performer got her start in the Atlanta drag scene alongside RuPaul before heading north to NYC in 1984 to become one of the wild children of New York nightlife known as the Club Kids, a heavily mythologized clique that also included Michael “Party Monster” Alig. But she’s not merely a witness to history or footnote. Bunny, known for hair that’s bigger, clothing that’s flashier and makeup that’s Ziggy Stardust-meets-Elizabeth Taylor levels of stature, also organized the first Wigstock fest in the late ’80s and has been consistently performing for the three decades since. Lady Bunny’s shows combine biting wit and a 10-story voice. It’s onstage, on her own, where Lady Bunny truly shines. To that end, make the pilgrimage to Parliament House where the grand dame will be presenting her newest one-woman show, Trans-Jester – a lethal and funny and touching mix of comedy, politics (both personal and not), reminiscing, and, of course, songs (tweaking songs by Adele but also going all out on straightforward readings of material from Gypsy and Follies). – Matthew Moyer 7:30 p.m. | Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail | parliamenthouse.com | $25-$40
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SanLuis 8 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $29-$66; 407-934-2583. Ska Night 9 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-322-7475. Tears of a Tyrant 9 pm; World of Beer - Downtown Orlando, 431 E. Central Blvd.; free; 321-278-0452. Thrift House 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.
SATURDAY, MAY 20 Animals as Leaders, Veil of Maya, Alluvial 5 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $25-$30; 407-648-8363.
CFCArts Young Artists Orchestra: Sound Bytes 7 pm; Oak Ridge High School, 700 W. Oak Ridge Road; $10; 407-937-1800. The Company 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Emarosa 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $13; 407-999-2570. Jestelle 2-5 pm; East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive; free; 321-278-0452. Jonnie Morgan Band, Kasson, Sideshow Revival 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10. Keith Worthy, Austen van der Bleek 10 pm; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; $10-$15.
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La Luna, Gillian Carter, Forms 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5-$7 donation; 407-270-9104. La Oreja de Van Gogh 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $48-$85; 407-934-2583. Late Night Social: DJ Dan-E Crane 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-246-1419.
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Marathon AMF: Unit Colossus, Moloko Plus, Hippocrene Saxophone Quartet, Ensemble AMF and more 1-10 pm; SODO 80 W. Grant St.; free-$50. Max Hatt / Edda Glass 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $20; 407-636-9951. The Protomen, Bit Brigade 7 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $18-$25; 407-704-6261. Russ 8 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; SOLD OUT; 407-872-0066. Swamp Sistas La La 3-11:30 pm; Loch Haven Park, 777 E. Princeton St.; free; 407-579-0439. Thomas Wynn & the Believers, Larkin Poe, Kaleigh Baker 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $15; 407-246-1419.
Open Mic Hip-Hop 9:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364. Parasites, Corgi Feldman, Abandon the Midwest, Spark Notes 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7. Reggae Mondae: Hor!zen 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Torque: Aphrodite 10 pm; Native Social Bar, 27 W. Church St.; $12; 407-403-2938. Veda 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.
TUESDAY, MAY 23 Ad Nauseum, Disgender, Acid Baptism 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-270-9104. Del the Funky Homosapien 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $20; 407-246-1419.
Jazz in the Courtyard 7-9 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943.
Frankie Valli & the Four Seasons 7:30 pm; Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; SOLD OUT; 844-513-2014.
Morbid Angel, Suffocation, Revocation, Withered 6:30 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $15-$30; 407-648-8363.
Gwadcip$ 9 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.
Music Remembrance Jazz Trio 8 pm; Paradise Cove Restaurant and Bar, 4380 Carraway Place, Sanford; free.
An Alomic Whirl, Dr. Speebz, Jason, Laghime, Filthy Deniro 10 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; contact for price; 407-270-9104. Bash & Pop 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $16-$18; 407-246-1419. orlandoweekly.com
Memento Mori 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-0457.
Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.
MONDAY, MAY 22
Jazz Meets Motown 8-11 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $10; 407-747-7223.
The Groove Orient 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.
Southern Fried Sunday: Wayne Hancock, Beartoe, Uncle Sam’s Pride, Luke Wagner 5 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $12-$15.
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Capture the Crown, My Enemies and I, Day Seeker, Kingdom of Giants 6 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $13; 407-999-2570.
SUNDAY, MAY 21
Nora Lee Garcia & Jamila Tekalli 7:30 pm; Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; free; 407-595-2713.
Bruise, Nailed Shut, Dretch, Gutcheck 6 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $10; 407-270-9104.
Orlando Jazz Orchestra 7:30 & 9:30 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $20; 407-636-9951. Singer-Songwriter Open Mic 7:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364.
THEATER Into the Woods Musical retelling of classic fairytales with an adult twist. ThursdayFriday, 8 pm, Saturday, 2 & 8 pm, Sunday 2 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $25-$29; 407-877-4736.
Into the Woods Jr. Bowdlerized version of Stephen Sondheim’s fairytale musical. Friday and Saturday, 7 pm; Oviedo High School, 601 King St., Oviedo; $7-$10; 407-320-4060. Lady Bunny The legendary drag queen performs her latest monologue, Trans-Jester. Friday-Saturday, 7:30 pm; Footlight Theatre, The Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $30$40; 407-425-7571; parliamenthouse.com. National Theatre Live: Saint Joan Bernard Shaw’s classic play follows the life and trial of a young country girl who declares a bloody mission to drive the English from France. Sunday, 11 am; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $20; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Orlando Fringe Orlando’s signature performing arts event features hundreds of performances ranging from theater to dance to comedy to music at venues all across the neighborhood. Through May 29; Loch Haven Park, 777 E. Princeton St.; free-$10; 407-246-2283; orlandofringe.org. Roy, Buddy & Hank Musical tribute to Roy Orbison, Buddy Holly and Hank Williams. Saturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday, 2:30 pm; Athens Theatre, 124 N. Florida Ave., DeLand; $25-$29; 386-736-1500; athensdeland.com.
Seussical the Musical The Cat in the Hat tells the story of Horton, a do-good elephant. Thursday, 7 pm; Wayne Densch Performing Arts Center, 201 S. Magnolia Ave., Sanford; $15-$50; 407-321-8111; wdpac.com.
COMEDY Chris Gorges With Brett James. Friday and Saturday, 8 pm; Bonkerz – Otters on the River, 4380 Carraway Place, Sanford; $10; 407-6292665; bonkerzcomedyproductions.com. College Park Arts Center Comedy Night Hosted by Adam Avitable. Friday, 8 pm; College Park Arts Center, 2421 Edgewater Drive; $10; 407-620-8264; cpnarts.org. Drunken Monkey Open Mic Comedy open mic. Fridays, 8 pm; Drunken Monkey Coffee Bar, 444 N. Bumby Ave.; free; 407-8934994; drunkenmonkeycoffee.com.
James Yon Stand-up. Friday, 8:30 pm; Bonkerz – Downtown Orlando, 129 W. Church St.; $10; 407629-2665; bonkerzcomedyproductions.com. Open Mic Comedy With Craig Norberg Comedy open mic for aspiring standups. Sundays, 8 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364; austinscoffee.com.
DANCE Orlando Ballet: Fast Forward A performance showcasing the Orlando Ballet’s up-and-coming stars. Friday, 7:30 pm; Bob Carr Theater, 401 W. Livingston St.; $15; 407-246-4262; drphillipscenter.org.
Other Bar Open Mic with Ken Miller Comedy open mic with rotating hosts. Mondays, 8 pm; The Other Bar, 18 Wall St.; free; 407-843-8595.
World of Dance Tour International touring urban dance event. Saturday, 3 pm; Osceola Performing Arts Center, 3151 N. Orange Blossom Trail, Kissimmee; $40-$100; 407-9311496; worldofdance.com.
Quinton Greene With Charlie Bowie. Friday-Saturday, 8:30 pm; Bonkerz – Boardwalk Bowl, 10749 E. Colonial Drive; $10; 407-629-2665; bonkerzcomedyproductions.com.
Hannibal Callens Friday, 9 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171; letsmakeitathing.com.
Sean Patton Headliner of Orlando Indie Comedy Fest 2015. Thursday, 8 pm, Friday, 8 & 10:30 pm, Saturday, 7:30 & 10:15 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $17-$20; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.
Jack’s Open Mic Comedy Night Open mic comedy night hosted by Myke Herlihy. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 9 pm; Jack’s Pub & Grub, 5494 Central Florida Parkway; free; 407-787-3886.
Shit Sandwich Probably the best comedy showcase in town. Show up early to grab a good seat. Saturday, 9 pm; Bull and Bush, 2408 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-7546.
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Awkward Introductions Art by Orlando artist Wolfrich, including illustrations, paintings, prints and stickers. Opens Thursday, 6 pm, through June 10; Redefine Gallery, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060. Gallery Talk with Lisa Parker Hyatt Lisa Parker Hyatt talks about blending realism with abstraction. Wine and cheese reception. Friday, 5-6:30 pm; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-734-4371; moartdeland.org. Nice Guy Darrell: Slump Dogs Final Orlando show from the mixed media artist. Opens Friday 6-10 pm, through June 17; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org. Our Orlando Group show with art from local artists Katrina Constantine, Hillery Powers, Chris Tobar Rodriguez, Andrew Spear and Rhett Withey. Opens Friday, 5:30 pm, through June 18; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; $5; 407-246-4278; mennellomuseum.com. SoReal A two-person exhibition featuring art from Dane Kolb and Long Dau, including mixed media drawings, paintings and sculpture. Opens Thursday, 6-8 pm, through June 10; Canvs, 101 S. Garland Ave.; free; 407-378-4150; canvs.org. Verse A cross-disciplinary art party with live music, a visual art gallery, performing art, a runway fashion show and more. Wednesday, 7 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $22-$30; 407-872-0066. CONTINUING THIS WEEK
49 Portraits Portraits of the Pulse 49, created by artists from across the country. Through June 14; The Terrace Gallery at Orlando City Hall, 400 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-246-4279; 49portraits.com. Art Is Moving A moving art exhibit on SunRail, featuring Central Florida artists’ work on every window of the designated car. Ongoing; various locations; $4; 407-398-2862; sunrail.com. The Art Works of a Phantom Axiom Visionary art from local artist Phillip Buchanan. Through Thursday; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org. Artsplosion: Imagery of Sound Group art show of music imagery with a creative twist. Through June 12; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060. 52
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Celebrating 75 Years: Pathways of American Art Commemorative exhibition celebrating 75 years of the Morse Museum. Ongoing; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $6; 407-645-5311; morsemuseum.org. Gary Bukovnik: Flower Power Primarily using the media of watercolor, monotype and lithograph, Bukovnik creates floral and culinary images of great depth, intensity and size. Through July 2; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-734-4371. Interim Form Exhibition from artists Richard Reep and Dina Mack that connects their work to an exploration of ritual, repetition, form and the intimacy of materials and spaces. Ongoing; The Art Gallery at Mills Park, 1650 N. Mills Ave.; free; 855-336-3653; thegalleryatmillspark.com. Juried Student Art Exhibition A showcase of the best student artwork. MondaysFridays, 8:30 am-5 pm; Anita S. Wooten Gallery, 701 N. Econlockhatchee Trail; free; 407-582-2298; valenciacollege.edu. Le Salon An array of media, styles and artistic subjects ranging from iconic fashion and portrait photography to poignant, universal themes relating to the human experience. Through Aug. 26; Snap Space, 1013 E. Colonial Drive; free; snaporlando.com. Lisa Parker Hyatt: Focusing on the Irreducible Paintings that blend realism and abstraction. Through July 2; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-734-4371. Matthew Weinstein: The Living End Videos, paintings and drawings by Weinstein, who works extensively in 3D animation and transfers the technical and narrative concerns of this medium into his art. Through June 11; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; 407-896-4321. Oded Halahmy: Babylonian Odyssey Halahmy’s lyrical abstract sculptures reference his native landscape and reflect the hieratic qualities of Mesopotamian sculpture. The works dance, while making reference to palm trees, gates, pomegranates and the moon. Through Dec. 31; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; 407-896-4231. Perception & Reality II Group exhibition featuring interactive art, immersive installations, digital and 3D art and more. Through July 1; Snap Downtown, 420 E. Church St.; free; snaporlando.com. Sanford Art Walk Venues in Sanford’s downtown historic district open their doors to the public to showcase art, live music and more. Saturday, 6-9 pm; Downtown Sanford, Sanford Avenue and First Street, Sanford; free; 407-323-2774; sanfordartwalk.com.
Third Thursday Gallery Hop Enjoy art, food, tech and more in downtown Orlando’s arts and culture district. Thursday, 6 pm; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060; cityartsfactory.com. You Are My Sunshine Exhibition of art dedicated to benefitting the community with featured artist Rusty Wahl. Ongoing; Art of Healing Gallery at Florida Hospital Altamonte, 601 E. Altamonte Drive, Altamonte Springs; free; 407-303-5395; flhosp.com. Youth in Focus: Moments in Nature Solo photography exhibition of work by local student Summer Pesiri. Through July 18; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.
EVENTS Ales for Tails Meet and greet adoptable pups and receive $1 off all beers with a donation to the organization. Sunday, 2-6 pm; Orlando Brewing, 1301 Atlanta Ave.; free; 407-872-1117; orlandobrewing.com. Beer & Cheese Pairing Four organic beers paired with four gourmet cheeses. Limited seating. Thursday, 7-9 pm; Orlando Brewing, 1301 Atlanta Ave.; $20; 407-872-1117; orlandobrewing.com. Beer ‘Merica Craft beer festival with more than 100 different brews from more than 30 different breweries. Saturday, 3-7 pm; Gaston Edwards Park, 1236 N. Orange Ave.; $35-$55; beermericaorlando.com. Beer School Taught by brewery president John Cheek. Your tuition includes an extensive guided beer tasting and lunch. Saturday, 10 am-1 pm; Orlando Brewing, 1301 Atlanta Ave.; $30; 407-872-1117; orlandobrewing.com. Blame the Booze Unlimited samples of three cocktails featuring Tequila Corralejo, followed by an afterparty at the Oak Room. Thursday, 7-11 pm; Herman’s Loan Office, 22 W. Pine St.; $22; vgroupconcepts.com. Breakfast for Dinner Local celebrity servers take your order at this fundraiser for the Mills 50 District. Thursday, 5:30 pm; First Watch, 1414 N. Mills Avenue; $20 suggested donation; 407-985-5857; mills50.org. Brunch 360 Enjoy brunch tastings from area restaurants, Bloody Marys and mimosas, and a ride on the Orlando Eye. Saturday, 11 am; I-Drive 360, 8445 International Drive; $36; i-drive360.com. Burger & Beer Pairing Pairing of four 5-ounce organic brews with four sliders crafted by Adler’s Burgers. RSVP required! Friday, 7-9 pm; Orlando Brewing, 1301 Atlanta Ave.; $20; 407-872-1117; orlandobrewing.com.
THEWEEK The Dock Jam Seafood Music Festival A huge seafood music festival. Saturday, 10 am-8 pm, Sunday, 10 am-6 pm; Halifax Harbor Marina, 480 Basin St., Daytona Beach; $10; 904-673-0093; thedockjam.com. Doughnut Beer Release Tapping of Head Like a Doughnut Hole, a brown ale conditioned with coffee and cake doughnuts. Wednesday, 3 pm; Orlando Brewing, 1301 Atlanta Ave.; various menu prices; 407-872-1117; orlandobrewing.com. Drag Brunch Brunch and a drag show featuring performers from RuPaul’s Drag Race and Orlando’s top female impersonators. Sundays, 1 pm; Señor Frog’s, 8747 International Drive; $19.95-$69.95; 407-351-2525; vossevents.com.
PURCHASE YOUR TICKETS FOR UPCOMING EVENTS AT
The Florida Boat Show The marine industry comes together to highlight new boats. Friday-Saturday, 10 am-8 pm, Sunday, 10 am-6 pm; Halifax Harbor Marina, 480 Basin St., Daytona Beach; $10; 904673-0093; thefloridaboatshow.com.
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Funky Hoppy: An American Craft Beer Celebration A showcase of special releases from breweries across the country. Saturday, noon; Red Cypress Brewery, 855 E. State Road 434, Winter Springs; various menu prices; 407-542-0341; redcypressbrewery.com. The Ghost Society The TnT Paranormal team discusses methods used to find answers and investigate evidence of alleged cases of paranormal or unexplained activity. Sunday, 2-3 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. Groove at the Grove Beach-themed party with live music, games, food and more. Friday, 6-9 pm; The Grove Windermere, 4756 The Grove Dr., Windermere; free; thegroveorlando.com. Mexican Coffee Tapping Exclusive tapping of Funky Buddha’s imperial stout blended with coffee and cinnamon and aged in Jose Cuervo tequila barrels. Friday, 6:30 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; various menu prices; willspub.org. Oasis 29 A traditional science fiction convention with vendors, filk, a chili cook-off, a costume contest and more. Friday, 1-11 pm, Saturday, 10 am-11 pm, Sunday, 10 am-3 pm; Sheraton Orlando North Hotel, 600 N. Lake Destiny Drive, Maitland; $15-$45; 407-376-7359; oasis.org. Orlando Mayor’s Job Fair More than 80 companies offer thousands of career openings. Wednesday, noon-4 pm; Central Florida Fairgrounds, 4603 W. Colonial Drive; free; 407-834-4022; cfec.org.
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Orlando’s Biggest Pub Crawl Benefit pub crawl for the Foundation for Florida Environmental Protection, with access to more than 60 bars in downtown, Mills 50, Thornton Park, Ivanhoe Village and Audubon Park. Saturday, 6 pm; Multiple locations, Various local venues; $10-$25; orlandosbiggestpubcrawl.com. Pine Street Market A pop-up market for art and handcrafted goods. Sunday, 11 am; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060. Pints 4 Paws Fundraiser for the Pet Alliance of Central Florida. Happy hour prices, raffles, giveaways, games, vendors and more. Dogs welcome. Saturday, 11 am-2 pm; Paddywagon Irish Pub, 7940 Dellagio Way; $10; 407-694-9803. Poutine Palooza and North of the Border Backyard Bash Charitable culinary event focused on the classic Canadian dish as prepared by different chefs. Monday, 6-9 pm; K Restaurant, 1710 Edgewater Drive; $30-$35; 407-649-9770; krestaurant.net. Sour & Cheese Pairing Enjoy a flight of wild yeast sour beers from Highway Manor, paired with cheeses. Wednesday, 6-9 pm; The Thirsty Topher, 601 Virginia Drive; various menu prices; 407-491-4342; facebook.com/thethirstytopher. True Irish: An Evening With Tullamore D.E.W. Sample some exquisite Irish whiskey with Tullamore ambassador Rob Ryan. RSVP required. Tuesday, 6 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org. Wanderlust Wednesday Stroll through Ivanhoe Village and sample drinks at different establishments. Wednesday, 5-9 pm; Ivanhoe Village Main Street, Orange Avenue between New Hampshire and Princeton streets; $25; ivanhoevillage.org.
LITERARY Beneath White Stars Book Launch Holly Mandelkern launches her narrative poetry book about real people from the Holocaust. Sunday, 2 pm; Holocaust Memorial Resource and Education Center, 851 N. Maitland Ave., Maitland; free; 407-628-0555. Diverse Word Spoken word open mic. Tuesdays, 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-3621864; dandelioncommunitea.com. InkSpeak Writers Meet Up Writers discussion hosted by Troy Cunio. Thursday, 8 pm; The Milk Bar, 2424 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-4954. 54
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Local Author Festival Authors from a variety of genres share their experiences and books. Books available for purchase and signing. Sunday, 2-4 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. Shasta Grant’s Farewell Reading The spring writer-in-residence gives her farewell reading. Saturday, 7:30 pm; Jack Kerouac House, 1418 Clouser Ave.; free; kerouacproject.org. Wednesday Open Words Poetry and spoken word open mic. Wednesdays, 8:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364; austinscoffee.com. Yoga & Writing with Ashley Inguanta In this writing and restorative-style yoga class, Ashley leads participants through a sequence of asanas, meditations and journaling exercises. Saturday, 11 am; Writer’s Atelier, 336 Grove Ave. Suite B, Winter Park; $15; 407-680-0727; writersatelier.com.
SPORTS Charity Challenge XXXII Teams compete in co-ed events to raise funds for local charities. Saturday, 10 am-7 pm; Camping World Stadium, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; free; 407-339-3888; charitychallengeinc.org. I Believe in Wrestling Live pro wrestling. Friday, 8-10 pm; Team Vision Dojo, 6923 Narcoossee Road; $10-$15; 407334-2200; ibelieveinwrestling.com. IGNITE Wrestling Presents Anarchy Professional wrestling. Saturday, 7 pm; Team Vision Dojo, 6923 Narcoossee Road; $10; 772-999-0857; ignitewrestling.com. NextStep Orlando Golf Benefit All proceeds go toward the purchase of new equipment for NextStep Orlando. Saturday, 8 am-4 pm; Dubsdread Country Club, 549 W. Par St.; $100; 407-571-9974; nextstepfitness.org. The Orlando (Afternoon) Shuffle Free shuffleboard event. Equipment provided. Saturday, 3-5 pm; Beardall Senior Center, 800 S. Delaney Ave.; free; 407-230-5356. Orlando City vs. New York City FC Major League Soccer. Sunday, 7 pm; Orlando City Stadium, 655 W. Church St.; $31-$105; 855-675-2489; orlandocitysc.com. PBA Tour Finals Championship bowling. Friday, 9 am-2 am, Saturday 11 am-midnight; Main Event Entertainment, 9101 International Drive; $35-$275; 407-352-3300; mainevent.com. Walk to End Lupus Now Fundraising walk to benefit lupus research. Saturday, 4-7:30 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and North Eola Drive; free; 561-279-8606; lupusfl.org. n
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COALITION FOR THE HOMELESS The mission of Coalition for the Homeless of Central Florida is to transform the lives of homeless men, women and children by providing crucial services to end their crisis of homelessness. Support the Coalition for the Homeless by donating items such as diapers, deodorant, laundry detergent and much more at this years Orlando Beer Festival on November 12th.
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- It’s not often you get a chance to indulge your inner craft beer geek, foodie and style hound all at the same time. On Monday, May 29, however, you’ll get to do just that at Playalinda Brewing Company’s inaugural Brix Project Beer Dinner. For the first time since opening, the brewery will close its doors to the public to make way for this exclusive, gastronomic gathering. The evening will feature a four-course meal, developed under the creative culinary direction of Brix Project Executive Chef, Ju Justin Medina. For more information visit Playalinda Brewing Company
Broken Cauldron Taproom and Brewery Broken Cauldron Taproom and Brewery is celebrating their 1st year anniversary with some of their closest friends and family from the Florida Craft Beer Industry. They have invited breweries that were an inspiration to them along the way and friends they have made throughout the industry to create a unique beer festival that will have great beer, food and music! We have asked each brewery to bring something special or unique, so we are hoping to have some g really great beers for you to try as well as some special brews we will have available throughout the day. For more information visit Broken Cauldron Taproom and Brewery
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I’m a happily married straight man. My wife, who is 33 years old, cannot orgasm through intercourse since we had our last child. Her explanation is that she has this constant sensation to pee. Now we find other means to please her through toys, oral, etc. Are there exercises or other means to get her to climax through intercourse? Is this common from childbirth? Climaxing Liberally Is Fun “Failure to orgasm with penile penetration is not a medical condition,” says Dr. Jennifer Gunter, an OB-GYN, writer (drjengunter. wordpress.com) and kick-ass tweeter who practices in the San Francisco Bay Area. “If a woman can orgasm with other methods – oral sex or masturbation or toys – then that means everything is working just fine. Remember, it’s not how she gets to the party that matters, it’s that she got to attend the party.” As all straight men need to be aware, CLIF, only a small number of women – less than a quarter – can get off from vaginal intercourse alone, aka PIV. “Most women require clitoral stimulation to have an orgasm, and often the mechanics of penile penetration just don’t produce the right kind of friction,” Dr. Gunter says. “It’s possible that the subtle anatomical changes post-childbirth have altered the friction mechanics of your coupling. Introducing a vibrator during sex might help.” And while we’re on the subject of clits, CLIF … We abbreviate sign-offs around here, as everyone knows, and like PIV for your wife, CLIF, your sign-off didn’t quite get you there. You could’ve gone with “Climaxing Liberally Is Terrific” or “Tremendous” or “Totally Spectacular,” but you didn’t. Perhaps it was an innocent brain fart – perhaps I’m reading too much into this – but if you didn’t spot the near-CLIT staring you in the face in your sign-off, CLIF, it seems possible that you may have overlooked your wife’s clit, too. Also possible: Your wife wasn’t actually having orgasms “through intercourse” before she gave birth to your last child. You’re clearly invested in climaxing together – just like in the movies and porn and other fictions – and your wife, like many women, may have been faking orgasms to please a male partner. Tired of faking orgasms, your wife seized on the birth of your last child to explain why she “suddenly” couldn’t come from PIV alone anymore. What about your wife’s constant sensation to pee during intercourse? “That’s something to be looked at,” Dr. Gunter says. “After childbirth (and sometimes just with age), women can develop an overactive bladder or pelvic-muscle issues, and these could be exacerbated during penetration, making a woman feel as if she needs to empty her bladder. Worrying about peeing during sex might be holding her back. It might be worth a visit to a
pelvic floor physical therapist and/or a urogynecologist if this sensation to pee during sex is bothering her. But if neither the lack of orgasm with penile penetration nor the urgency to pee is bothering her, and she is having orgasms other ways and is happy with that, I would be happy with it, too. After all, it’s her orgasm, and stress or pressure to orgasm a particular way might negatively affect her party.” Follow Dr. Gunter on Twitter, @DrJenGunter. Do it: She’s amazing and hilarious, and she kicks right-wing, antichoice, sex-negative ass up and down Twitter on a daily basis. I’m a 29-year-old man who desires a monogamous relationship. I’m currently in an LTR with a 29-year-old woman. Despite my feelings about monogamy, I’ve sought attention from women and men on dating apps. I’ve gotten caught doing this more than once. I have never met up with anyone in real life, and my girlfriend has yet to find out about the use of gay dating apps. After some soul-searching, I realized that my bisexuality is a huge issue in our relationship. I’ve never discussed it with her, and while I don’t think she would react negatively, I’m scared of how it would affect our relationship. I’m not sure whether to go to therapy, bring it up with my girlfriend or do some combination of the two. I’d love some advice about having this discussion in a way that won’t end my relationship. I’m not really interested in an open relationship, and I would like to stay with my girlfriend, but I’m confused because I don’t know if a monogamous relationship will still be what I want once I open up about my sexuality. It seems like a no-win situation – stay in the closet and no one knows but I keep wanting outside attention, or tell her the real reason I’ve used dating apps and probably lose the relationship. Bisexual Reeling About Closeted Ethical Dilemma
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come home with you, in your pocket, and you can easily reconnect with them later. But the real issue here isn’t apps or flirting along the harmless/dangerous spectrum, BRACED, it’s closets – specifically, the one you’re in. The closet is a miserable place to be, as you know, and the only relevant question is whether you can spend the rest of your life in there. If the answer is no – and it sure sounds like it’s no (you sound miserable) – then you’ll have to come out to your girlfriend. If you don’t think monogamy will be right for you once you’re out, then monogamy may not be right for you, period. Find yourself a queer-positive therapist, come out to your GF with their help and allow her to make an informed choice about whether she wants to be with you. Worry less about the right words, BRACED, and more about the truthful ones. A woman recently wrote to you that her husband could not maintain an erection for “more than a few thrusts.” She said that Viagra is of no use to them (the drug gave him headaches) and she was contemplating the pursuit of sexual affairs with other men who could better serve her needs (with her husband’s permission). No need for me to rehash what you told her. I want to call your attention to a better solution to their quandary: Any competent urologist can write a prescription for a preparation known as Trimix (phentolamine, papaverine and prostaglandin, in various strengths), which must be supplied by a compounding pharmacy. Or failing that prescription, then alternatively one for a brand-name drug called Caverject. Both of these preparations are injected directly into the penis – into the corpora cavernosa, to be specific – and both effectively enable an erection of prodigious size and stiffness that will endure for as much as six hours. Potential Alternate Solution Sidesteps Infidelities’ Obvious Negatives Thanks for sharing, PASSION. And to guys out there with erectile dysfunction: Ask your doctor if Caverject is right for you?
The use of gay dating apps isn’t the issue – it’s your use of them. And while I’m nitpicking: It’s not “outside attention” you want, BRACED, it’s cock. On the Lovecast, a comprehensive rundown Backing way the hell up: Lots of partnered on anal lubes: savagelovecast.com. people – even contentedly monogamous email@example.com people – dink around on dating apps for ITMFA.org the attention, for the ego boost, for the spank bank. Fakes and flakes annoy the people who are looking for actual dates on those apps, of course, but apps are the new pick-up bars, and partnered people were strolling into pick-up bars to harmlessly flirt with strangers before heading home to their mates, all charged up, long before apps came along. The dangers and temptations of app-facilitated flirtations are greater, of course, because unlike the person you briefly flirted with in a bar, the person you flirted with on an app can find you again – hell, they orlandoweekly.com ● MAY 17-23, 2017 ● ORLANDO WEEKLY 57
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ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone 407-836-2303 within two working days of your receipt of this summons. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 12th day of May, 2017. CLERK OF COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk. Kelley Galvin, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 103302, Senior Attorney for Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children an Families, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, FL 32801, (407) 317-7417 - Telephone (407) 317-7126 - Fax.
NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 1996 Dodge VIN# 1B4GP44RXTB461027 1999 Honda VIN# 1HGCG5643XA116380 1995 Mercedes VIN# WDBHA22E0SF156462 2004 Infiniti VIN# JNKCV51E74M102317 2002 Mazda VIN#1YVGF22D125270783 2006 Ford VIN# 3FAFP07146R233687 2000 Toyota VIN# 4T1BG22K2YU924079 1998 Honda VIN# 1HGCG565XWA137203 2000 Nissan VIN# 4N2XN11TXYD835846 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on May 31, 2017, 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC
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Legal, Public Notices IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 03/SHEA CASE NO: DP14-549 IN THE INTEREST OF:S.M. DOB: 07/25/2005, J.M. DOB: 02/14/2007, K.M. DOB: 03/14/2009, T.M. DOB: 07/18/2012, M.C. DOB: 04/18/2015, Minor Children. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO:Cresent Fabious Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached. You are to appear on July 5th, 2017, at 10:30 a.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, before honorable Judge, Timothy Shea, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone 407-836-2303 within two working days of your receipt of this summons. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 12th day of May, 2017. CLERK OF COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk. Kelley Galvin, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 103302, Senior Attorney for Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children an Families, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, FL 32801, (407) 317-7417 - Telephone (407) 317-7126 - Fax.
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 03/SHEA CASE NO: DP14-549 IN THE INTEREST OF:S.M. DOB: 07/25/2005, J.M. DOB: 02/14/2007, K.M. DOB: 03/14/2009, T.M. DOB: 07/18/2012, M.C. DOB: 04/18/2015, Minor Children. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO:Ivon Jadimene Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached. You are to appear on July 5th, 2017, at 10:30 a.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, before honorable Judge, Timothy Shea, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone 407-836-2303 within two working days of your receipt of this summons. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 12th day of May, 2017. CLERK OF COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk. Kelley Galvin, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 103302, Senior Attorney for Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children an Families, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, FL 32801, (407) 317-7417 - Telephone (407) 317-7126 - Fax.
Notice of Auction 1985 Boat Trailer with VIN# 1LWBD7716E11 will be auctioned on 5/26/2017 at 9:00 am. James Warren Jr. 8550 Old Winter Garden Rd., Orlando, FL. 32835.
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA CASE NO: 2016-CA- 008687 VENTURES TRUST 2013-I- H-R BY MCM CAPITAL PARTNERS, LLLP F/K/A MCM CAPITAL PARTNERS, LLC, ITS TRUSTEE, Plaintiff, v. OLIVER TITRE; PHYLLIS TITRE; STATE OF FLORIDA; ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA;UNKNOWN TENANT #1; UNKNOWN TENANT #2; together with any grantees, assignees, creditors, lienors, heirs, devisees or trustees of said defendants, and all other persons claiming by, through, under or against defendants, Defendants. NOTICE OF SALE: NOTICE is hereby given that pursuant to the Final Judgment entered in the cause pending in the Circuit Court of the Ninth Judicial Circuit, in and for Orange County, Florida, Case No. 2016-CA- 008687-O in which VENTURES TRUST 2013-I- H-R BY MCM CAPITAL PARTNERS, LLLP F/K/A MCM CAPITAL PARTNERS, LLC, ITS TRUSTEE, is the Plaintiff, and OLIVER TITRE; PHYLLIS TITRE; STATE OF FLORIDA; ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA; UNKNOWN TENANT #1; UNKNOWN TENANT #2, Defendants, and all unknown parties claiming interests by, through, under or against a named defendant to this action, or having or claiming to have any right, title or interest in the Property herein, situated in Orange County, Florida described as follows: LOT(S) 10, BLOCK A, ELDORADO HILLS, ACCORDING TO THE PLAT THEREOF AS RECORDED IN PLAT BOOK 4, PAGE(S) 34, OF THE PUBLIC RECORDS OF ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA. Property Address: 4457 LaVista Road, Orlando, FL 32808 Together with an undivided percentage interest in the common elements pertaining thereto, the Orange County Clerk of Court will offer the above-referenced property at public sale, to the highest and best bidder for cash at 11:00 a.m. on the 27th day of June, 2017, at www.myorangeclerk.realforeclose. com. Any person claiming interest in the surplus from the sale, if any, other than the property owner as of the date of the lis pendens must file a claim within 60 days after the sale. DATED this 28th day of April, 2017. /S/ Jason R. Hawkins, CAMERON H.P. WHITE,Florida Bar No. 021343, cwhite@ southmilhausen.com, JASON R. HAWKINS, Florida Bar No. 11925, jhawkins@southmilhausen. com, South Milhausen, P.A., 1000 Legion Place, Suite 1200, Orlando, Florida 32801, Telephone: (407) 539-1638, Facsimile: (407) 5392679, Attorneys for Plaintiff. Notice of Auction 1986 Boat with VIN# FGBG2765H586 will be auctioned on 5/26/2017 at 9:00 am. James Warren Jr. 8550 Old Winter Garden Rd., Orlando, FL. 32835.
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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA CASE NO.: 2017-CA- 001506 VENTURES TRUST 2013-I- H-R BY MCM CAPITAL PARTNERS, LLLP F/K/A MCM CAPITAL PARTNERS, LLC, ITS TRUSTEE, Plaintiff, v. RAVI GANDHY; UNKNOWN SPOUSE OF RAVI GANDHY; SUN ROOM DESIGNS, LLC; VIZCAYA MASTER HOMEOWNERS’ ASSOCIATION, INC.; UNKNOWN TENANT #1; UNKNOWN TENANT #2; together with any grantees, assignees, creditors, lienors, heirs, devisees or trustees of said defendants, and all other persons claiming by, through, under or against defendants, Defendants. NOTICE OF ACTION: TO: SUN ROOM DESIGNS, LLC YOU ARE NOTIFIED that an action to foreclose the following property in Orange County, Florida: LOT 34I, BLOCK I, VIZCAYA PHASE TWO, ACCORDING TO THE PLAT THEREOF AS RECORDED IN PLAT THEREOF AS RECORDED IN PLAT BOOK 46, PAGE 78, OF THE PUBLIC RECORDS OF ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA. AKA 7954 Versillia Drive, Orlando, FL 32836 has been filed against you and you are required to serve a copy of your written defenses, if any, to it on JASON R. HAWKINS, ESQUIRE, the plaintiff’s attorney, whose address is: Suite 1200, 1000 Legions Place, Orlando, Florida 32801 on or before thirty (30) days from the date of the first publication of this notice, and file the original with the clerk of this court either before service on the plaintiff’s attorney or immediately thereafter; otherwise a default will be entered against you for the relief demanded in the complaint or petition. DATED on 5/1/17. Orange County Clerk of the Circuit Court By: /s/ Lisa R. Trelstad as Deputy Clerk.
NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale. 1996 DODGE VIN# 2B5WB35ZXTK170360 2009 CHEVROLET VIN# 1G1AT18H897255343 1989 YAMAHA VIN# JYA3HHE0XKA001839 To be sold at auction at 8:00AM on JUNE 6TH, 2017, at 2500 N. Forsyth rd, Orlando Fl 32807. Around The Clock Towing inc.
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 03 CASE NO.: DP14-444 IN THE INTEREST OF: T.L., a male child, DOB: 08/11/2001 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA To: Jennifer Lopez, Address unknown. WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy R. Shea on 21 st day of July, 2017, at 9:15 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS/THESE CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD(REN) NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 2nd day of May, 2017. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT (Court Seal) By: (Signed) Deputy Clerk. This summons has been issued at the request of: Stacy McDuffie, Esq., Florida Bar No.:56020, Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 822 S. Kirkman Road, Suite 200, Orlando, FL 32811, (407) 563-2380 - Telephone, Stacy. firstname.lastname@example.org.
NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Stacey Renzelman, of 12302 Roper Blvd, Suite 103, Clermont, FL 34711, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: AnnOlivia’s Sweet Shop and Bakery It is the intent of the undersigned to register “AnnOlivia’s Sweet Shop and Bakery” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 5/12/17
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 03 CASE NO.: DP15-491 IN THE INTEREST OF: B.S.P. a female child, DOB: 07/14/2015 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA To: Rebekah Powers, Address unknown. WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy R. Shea on 6th day of June, 2017, at 9:30 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS/THESE CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD(REN) NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 4th day of May, 2017. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT (Court Seal) By: (Signed) Deputy Clerk. This summons has been issued at the request of: Stacy McDuffie, Esq., Florida Bar No.:56020, Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 822 S. Kirkman Road, Suite 200, Orlando, FL 32811, (407) 563-2380 - Telephone, Stacy. email@example.com.
Legal, Public Notices NOTICE OF SALE PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON MAY 26, 2017 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 08714- 8149 Aircenter Court, Orlando, FL 32809-7414 AT9:30AM- 1115 - Passalacqua, Mirtha, 1121 - Porter, Angelica, 1128 - Parker, Dora, 1141 - Dandy, David, 1171 - Rene, Kathy, 1175 - Heslin, Charlotte, 1191 - Panton, Nichole, 2064 - Williams, Barnett, 2119 - Heidkamp, Christopher, 2136 - heifetz, avee, 2139 Fernandez, Franklin, 2183 - Ortiz, Luz, 2202 - HEENY, WYZEENA, 2216 - Mackey, Gregory, 2217 - Hill, Sashenee, 2268 - Baker, Johnny, 2275 - Shelton, Mark, 3033 - Calo, Hendy, 3047 winslow, Jessica, 3052 - Mccall, Mitchell, 3058 - Watkins, Timothy, 3073 - IGLESIA PENTECOSTAL EL CAMINO, 4045 - Reece, Thomas, 4047 - Teixeira, Marcos, 6012 - Expert, Asplundh Tree, 6019 - Top Dawg Landscaping, 6114 - Acree, Christina, 6123 - Top Dawg Landscaping 08726- 4801 S Semoran Blvd, Orlando, FL, 32822-2316 AT- 09:45AM- 0108 - Franklin, Deyongta, 0115 - VendlandsFigueroa, Patricia, 0125 - Edward, Kemlyn, 0126 - Sanchez, Pedro, 0141 - Cordero, Josephine, 0150 - Larribeau, Annelle, 0151 - CLEVELAND, MELANIE, 0155 Anglero, Hamilton, 0180 - Stevens Jr., James S., 0202 - Young, Olando, 0215 - Biggs, Keith, 0216 - sanchez, felix, 0238 - RosaFlores, Ivelisse, 0242 - Huertas, Edson, 0245 - Garces, Luis, 0256 - Acosta, Laura, 0260 - Kinard, Alyson, 0265 - Marsh, Glendell, 1004 - Wild, John, 1012 - Dominguez, Vanelis, 1025 - Virginia, Anna, 2006 - Davis, Kismet, 2026 - Williams, Barbara, 3036 - Weiss, Michael, 3074 - Kuhn, Donna, 4003 - Williams, Barbara, 4026 Hernandez, Jorge, 6019 - Turpin, Shannone, 6021 - Areizaga, Anthony, 6023 - Taylor, Taronda, 7002 - Fleming, Glenn, 7012 Cortez, Andrea, 7013 - Cotts, Elizabeth, 7024 - Rosa, Eduardo, 7042 - Myers, Sherri, 7048 Michwels, Robert, 7053 - Margolla, Mariela, 7061 - Tate, Tami, 7092 Hunt, Rhanda Dee, 7097 - Roman, Carlos, 7129 - Booth, Zachary, 7156 - Dan Casto Wallcovering,
8019 - potts, jennifer, 8029 - Butler, Victor, 8032 - carrillo, eric, 8038 Vegerano, Dannie, 8092 - Irizarry, Chris, 8123 - Sanchez, Felix, 8148 - Pedroza, Cheyla, 8152 - Becker, Jonathan 28084- 2275 S Semoran Blvd, Orlando, FL, 32822-2703 AT 10:00AM- A101 - Comas Colon, Linda, A102 - Amoako Attah, Edward, A112 - Chambers, Danielle, B112 - Mosley, Edith, B118 - Cobb, Brenda, B130 - Negron, George, B142 - Tomassoni, John, B158 Rivera, yvette, B162 - petrucellli, octavio, B170 - Parker, William, B172 - Hernandez, Elba, B177 Gonzalez, Miguel, B185 - Leonard, Gwendoline, B193 - Jarvis, Kelly, B201 - Flanagan, Christy, B205 - Hidalgo, Renee, B217 - Osorio, Pedro, B218 - Lopez, Ileana, B225 - Nardi, Kimberly, C119 - Maldonado, Nayda, C120 - Sanchez Jr, Roberto, C138 - Hidalgo, Mike, C144 - Gilchrist, Sheronne, C153 - Ranson, Clark, C166 - Brent, Ellyse, C195E - Proctor, Antione, C195I - Cesareo, Samantha, C196 - Sampson, Jeffrey, C199G - Blackwell, Elizabeth, C207 - Brown, Chris, C208 - Shomefun, George, C209 - LAMERE, ALYSSA, C211B - Owen, Cheryl, C211E - Walker, Nifisha, C212C - Lopez, Maria, C227C - Bailey, Monica 20179- 903 S. Semoran Blvd. Orlando FL, 32807 at 10:30AM: B001 - Lozado, Susana, B004 Oquendo, Judith, B017 - Albaladejo, Barbara, B023 - Faraldo, Jessica, B032 - Oquendo, Elizabeth, B039 - Oquendo, Frank, C004 - Clum, Vicki, C015 - TEJADA, MARITZA, C028 - Calderon, Isializ, C040 - Arguinzoni, Edilberto, C045 - Jones, Clarrisa, C048 - Todd, Jessica, C051 - Rivera, Evelyn, C054 - Lewis, Kelly, C059 - Perez, Secundino, C067 - Perez, Carlos, C083 - Hossain, Mohammed, D014 - Correa, Brenda, D027 - Conway, Leon, D042 - Ray, Lamar, D053 - Edwards, Katrina, D061 - Lopez, Maria, D076 - Cabrera, Christine, D077 - Loeza, Lorenzo, D098 - Grillo, Gabriel, D120 - Newlan, Cynthia, D127 - Alam, Trisha, D154 - Mann, Ted, D166 - Cruzada, Joel, D220 Rissanen, Donald, D227 - Spruell, Shelley, E009 - Breland, Sada, E030 - Welker, Bonnie, E037 - Green, Tiffany, E039 - Stout, Arelys, E042 - AGOSTO, LILLIAN, E052 - Martinez, Antony, E065 - Mitchell, John, E069 - Correa, Estefani, E094 - Hagy, Susan, E108 - Burgos, Alberto 25850- 2525 E Michigan St , Orlando , FL, 32806-5039 AT 11:30AM: 1009 - Hegner, John, 1027 - Melendez, Wanda, 1031 - Desormier, Robert, 2004 - Williams, Chad, 2026 - Crouch, Fred, 2027 - Cameron, Carisha, 2051 - The Elliot Legal Group, 4035 - Haywood, Summer, 5004 Hoepner, Pamela, 5053 - Hinson, Christina, 5126 - munn, sumer, 5337 - Barrow, James, 5345 Davis, Bradley, 6306 - Hayman, Quinn, 6432 - Mitchell, Tiffany, 6438 - Wagganer, Michael, 6449 - Nerette, Jean Emmanuel, 6502 - BJanes, Beth, 6520 - Petersen, Donald, 6551 - Meyers, Mark, 6650 - Holzer, Brandon.
NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUCTION FOR MONIES DUE ON STORAGE LOCKERS LOCATED AT UHAUL COMPANY FACILITIES. STORAGE LOCATIONS AND TIMES ARE LISTED BELOW. ALL GOODS SOLD ARE HOUSEHOLD CONTENTS, MISCELLANEOUS OR RECOVERED GOODS. ALL AUCTIONS ARE HELD TO SATISFY OWNER’S LIEN FOR RENT AND FEES IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807, STARTS AT 8 am and RUNS CONTINUOUSLY. Uhaul Ctr Kirkman-600 S Kirkman Rd-Orlando 6/07/2017 5008 Shyrl Williams, 2115 Travis Rogers, 1009 Joyce Trimble 3002, Wanda Jones, 5003 Shavonda Campbell, 4026 Desiree Ortiz, 2018 Simplified Finacial Service, 2120 Winston Fortune, 1109 Michael Kearse, 5003 Carrissa Seaboy, 3085 Gregory Armento 3037 Shabiki Dann, 3015 Jamie Mcintosh, 1068 Alan Grant, 1040 Patrick Moore, 3038 Sabrina Hall, 2116 Simplified Finacial Service 4050 Terry Chikodroff, 3115 Cathy Cox 1060 Amy Dorf Uhaul Ctr Orange Ave-3500 S Orange Ave-Orlando 6/07/2017 1077 Nadine Gibson 1431 Leandro Cejas 1913 Recovery truck DC1829G Keeley Shephardson 1917 Lacelly Barbosa 1019 Lacella Barbosa 2109 carlos Bailey, 1062 Brian Margolis 1070 Dean Mosley 1809 Oranusi Obiora Uhaul Ctr Baldwin Park- 4001 E Colonial Drive-Orlando 6/07/2017 B138 Janice Moranor B143 Jacquese Woodruff B145 Jacquese Woodruff, D230 George Saliba A121 Fernando Bouffard A122 Fernando Bouffard D194, Shelby Wagner C116 Charles Fuller C163 Iris Flanagan Uhaul Ctr Goldenrod-508 N Goldenrod Rd-Orlando 6/07/2017 305 Ethan Shannon 507 James Ashbridge 532 Neftali Perales Pena 221, Adrain Robinson 321 Benjamin Santos 624 Lucy Vargas 705 Anthony Brimhall 527 Rosa Guerrero Uhaul Ctr Alafaya-11815 E Colonial Drive-Orlando 6/07/2017 1271 Jimmy Wilson 1132 Jennifer Johnson 1275 Tiffany Briggs 1135 Tiffany Briggs 1279 Tiffany Briggs 1133 Magda Milien 1516 Steve Camargo 1005 michael Barrios 1277 Tiffeny Briggs 1009 Florence Sanguedolce 1210 Duran Allen.
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT, NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA PROBATE DIVISON FILE NO. 2017-CP- 001208-O IN RE: ESTATE OF Zamora De Albornoz Silvia, Deceased. NOTICE TO CREDITORS (Summary Administration). TO ALL PERSONS HAVING CLAIMS OR DEMANDS AGAINST THE ABOVE ESTATE: You are hereby notified than an Order of Summary Administration has been entered in the estate of Zamora De Albornoz Silvia, deceased, File Number 2017-CP- 001208-O; by the Circuit Court for Orange County, Florida, Probate Division, the address of which is 425 N. Orange Ave, Orlando, Florida 32801; that the decedent’s date of death was January 10, 2016; that the total value of the estate is $88,799.00 and that the names and addresses of those to whom it has been assigned by such order are: Name: Luis A. Albornoz, Address: 11307 Cardiff Drive, Orlando, FL 32837. ALL INTERESTED PERSONS ARE NOTIFIED THAT: All creditors of the estate of the decedent and persons having claims or demands against the estate of the decedent other than those for whom provision for full payment was made in the Order of Summary Administration must file their claims with this court WITHIN THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH IN SECTION 733.702 OF THE FLORIDA PROBATE CODE. ALL CLAIMS AND DEMANDS NOT SO FILED WILL BE FOREVER BARRED. NOTWITHSTANDING ANY OTHER APPLICABLE TIME PERIOD, ANY CLAIM FILED TWO (2) YEARS OR MORE AFTER THE DECEDENT’S DATE OF DEATH IS BARRED. The date of first publication of this notice is 5/17/17. Attorney for Person Giving Notice: /s/ Jennifer R. Bondy, Florida Bar No. 105461, Overstreet Miles Cumbie & Finkenbinder, P.A., 100 Church Street, Kissimmee, Florida 34741, Telephone: (407) 847-5151. Person Giving Notice: /s/ Luis A. Albornoz, 11307 Cardiff Drive, Orlando, FL 32837.
NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUCTION FOR MONIES DUE ON STORAGE LOCKERS LOCATED AT UHAUL COMPANY FACILITIES. STORAGE LOCATIONS AND TIMES ARE LISTED BELOW. ALL GOODS SOLD ARE HOUSEHOLD CONTENTS, MISCELLANEOUS OR RECOVERED GOODS. ALL AUCTIONS ARE HELD TO SATISFY OWNER’S LIEN FOR RENT AND FEES IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807, STARTS AT 8 am and RUNS CONTINUOUSLY. Uhaul Ct Clermont 13650 Granville Ave Clermont 6/14/17 1070 Tirrell Anthony Uhaul Ctr Ocoee-11410 W. Colonial Drive-Ocoee 6/14/17 1707 Lori Tramble 2379 Laura Allen 2383 Laura Allen 3338 Jonathan Brown 3312 Tapika Thomas Uhaul Stg Haines City-3307 Hwy 17-92 W-Haines City 6/14/17 G0718 martin Francis H0901 Amanda Miller A0076 Mark Rutledge G0779 Linda Cima G0715 Samuel De La Rosa G0803 Samuel De La Rosa Uhaul Ctr Hunters Creek-13301 S. Orange Blossom TrailOrlando 6/14/17 1205 Jeremiah Swartz 3038 Nelson Arias 2054 Tracey Boss 2505 Hernan Cortes 1046 Carlos Elias 2400 Tracey Boss 1058 Moni Thach 2246 Keith Staten 2201 Jodie Johnson Uhaul Stg Gatorland- 14651 Gatorland Dr-Orlando 6/14/17 106 Jenny Jaehnke 550 Leah Mcqueary 208 Larry Levitt 966 Felicia Martelli 257 Naomi Abreu 300 Brian Kuhl 368 John Eustace 108 Jenny Jaehnke 933 Enrique Rijos 304 Raul Marquez 243 Scott White 1002 Alberto Martinez 262 Hernan Figueroa 960 Brian Bocash 722 Lydia Craig.
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT, NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA PROBATE DIVISON FILE NO. 2017CP001201-O IN RE: ESTATE OF Pamela M. Soderquist, Deceased. NOTICE TO CREDITORS. The administration of the estate of Pamela M. Soderquist, deceased, whose date of death was February 21, 2017, is pending in the Circuit Court for Orange County, Florida, Probate Division, the address of which is 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801. The names and addresses of the personal representative and the personal representative’s attorney are set forth below. All creditors of the decedent and other persons having claims or demands against decedent’s estate on whom a copy of this notice is required to be served must file their claims with this court ON OR BEFORE THE LATER OF 3 MONTHS AFTER THE TIME OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE OR 30 DAYS AFTER THE DATE OF SERVICE OF A COPY OF THIS NOTICE ON THEM. All other creditors of the decedent and other persons having claims or demands against decedent’s estate must file their claims with this court WITHIN 3 MONTHS AFTER THE DATE OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE. ALL CLAIMS NOT FILED WITHIN THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH IN FLORIDA STATUTES SECTION 733.702 WILL BE FOREVER BARRED. NOTWITHSTANDING THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH ABOVE, ANY CLAIM FILED TWO (2) YEARS OR MORE AFTER THE DECEDENT’S DATE OF DEATH IS BARRED. The date of first publication of this notice is 5/17/17. Attorney for Personal Representative: /s/ Fred H. Cumbie, Jr. Attorney Florida Bar Number: 0141664 Overstreet, Miles, Cumbie & Finkenbinder, P.A. 100 Church Street Kissimmee, Florida 34741. Telephone: (407) 847-5151, Fax: (407) 847-3353, E-Mail: fcumbie@ omcflaw.com, Secondary Email: firstname.lastname@example.org. Personal Representative: /s/ Karen L. Munzial, 11219 Scenic View Lane, Orlando, Florida 32821.
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Legal, Public Notices NOTICE OF SALE PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON MAY 25, 2017 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 28075- 4729 S Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando, FL, 32839—AT 9:30AM: 0105 - Dalton, Kolby 0107 - Fauntleroy, James, 0120 - Henderson, Caleb, 0133 - Fort Jr., Ritchie, 0140 - Haskins, Tanisha, 0147 - Santana Vasquez, Aneurys, 0151 - Akande, Adewale, 0153 - Anderson, Tiffaney, 0158 - Charles, Kevin, 0203 - Paige, Gabriel, 0205 - Benoit, Vanessa, 0212 - Jenkins, Dennis, 0213 - Adams, Aneisha, 0214 - Payne, Jahmin, 0231 - Johnson, Jermaine, 0238 - Rios, Gladys, 0242 - Thompson I I, Keith, 0248 - Anderson, Peggy, 0305 - Irving, Dwan, 0311 - Ousley, Baretta, 0318 Browdy, Marquis, 0342 - Galford, Codi, 0347 - Doughty, Zane, 0349 - Fraser, Christopher, 0353 - Naylor, John, 0354 - Gardneroliver, Gina, 0414 - White, Estella, 0431 - THOMAS, LATROY, 0513 - Cameron, Noreen, 0514 Brown, Telisha, 0608 - German, Comeshia, 0621 - Sheppard, Darryl, 0623 - Hanshaw, Ezmone, 0624 - Weeks, Tylishia, 0710 Cruz Sanz, Ana, 0711 - Knight, Mary, 0719 - Lacarte, James, 0812 - Rosado Marmol, Katia, 0815 - Patterson, Dana, 0816 Cuencas, Gymarie, 0818 - Derival, Nicole, 0820 - Pherai, Dian, 0826 - Watson, Jay, 0844 - Leyva-Leon, Fernando, 0902 - Smith, Toni, 0906 - Mayfield, Dwight, 09107 - Martin Federal Credit Union, 09113 - Duffy, John, 09125 - Dais, Julius, 0914 - Jones, Jasmine, 0916 - Hopkins, Freddie, 0922 Jackson, Quentin, 0925 - Young, Kendra, 0932 - Scott, Tonjla, 0949 - Mitchell, Roger, 0954 - Walsh, Richard, 0973 - Robert-Enchautegui, Melissa, 0974 - Mumford, William, 0981 - Wilson, Brandee, 0988 - Brooks, Vernesheya, 0995 - Vega, Jenmarie, 0997 - Jumpp, Janelle, 1008 - Yarber, Kelly, 1019 - Arguelles Tirado, Erline, 1052 - Mitchell, Kim, 1059 - Yannetti, Nicole, 1063 - Cadely, Dunel, 1064 - Burke, Kaishma, 1068 - Milhomme, Manes, 1082 - Lomax, Nakia, 1116 - Mcneil, Queenesther, 1121 - Johnson, Theresa, 1129 - Brown, Suddaney, 1146 - Valentine, Iris, 1151 - Victory Center, 1161 -
Caldwell, Johnnie, 1167 - Briskey, Bradley, 1221 - Caldwell, Denitra, 1227 - Fleming, Savasia, 1233 Fedd, Tawanda, 1235 - Mcgee, Joseph, 1243 - Butler, Samuel, 1269 - Townsend, Zandrya, 1275 - Williams, Rickeya, 1313 Fisher, Wayne, 1316 - Johnson, Theresa, 1318 - Brown, Jenyne, 1343 - JEAN, ANDY, 1361 - Griffin, Samuel, 1364 - Hall, Rose 235 E Oak Ridge Road, Orlando, FL, 32809AT 10:30AM- A105 Brooks Jr., Albert, A106 - Schmidt, Damon, A116 - Nadege, Lamour, A117 - MARTINEZ, JUAN, A137 - Williams, Sandford, A149 Joseph, Jeremy, A150 - Spence, Carl, A157 - Sills, Kari, B205 Calderon, Jose, B227 - Wattley, Sonya, B243 - Mccauley, Sean, C317 - Cervantes, Gerardo, C319 - Berrios Lopez, Luis, C321 - Muniz Torres, Carlos, D418 - Winn, Jaleesa, D423 - Narvaez, Rubymar, D425 - Venier, Alberto, E505 - Garcia, Victor, E506 - Regis, Felix, E515 - Johnson, Jessica, E523 - Villegas Cruz, Edwin, E542 - Husson, Paul, F620 - Walker, Royce, F623 - Van Hove, William, F636 - Marcelin, Immaculee, G711 - Diaz, Randy, G713 - Mayo, Shawn, G726 - Aggar, Mary, H806 - Burnes Bowles, Kimberly, H812 - Robinson, Mecell, H818 Lazo Zuniga, Jorge, H840 - Maina, Mary Samantha, I910 - Seraaj, Dihaan, I932 - Cuevas, Noemi, J010 - Hilario, Elvin, J013 - Guidry, Charles, J034 - Shafei, Nour, J040 - Luna, Iris, K108 - Destin, Marc, K110 - Dorsey, Errick, K111 - Rigg, Taj, K113 - Narvaez, Rudy, K120 - Smith, Labrina, L223 - Margeson, Jo, M303 - Ramos, Yajaira, N408 - Martinez, Rolando, O511 - Salgado, Nilda, P039 - Lawson, Kiatanna, P040 - Cruz, Juan, P044 - Guillermo Torres, Eleazar, P046 - Laurent, Matheus, P048 Cunningham, Joel 1801 W Oakridge Rd Orlando, FL 32809 AT- 11:30AM: B007 Desjarlais Guthier, Sharon, B021 - Willaims-Merchant, LaShawncia, B039 - Santana, Roberto, B041 Oliver, Barbara, B046 - Bythwood, Jeldrine, C005 - Marc, Forecia, C015 - Rodriguez, Rene, C020 - Dyer, Robert, C021 - Clairizier, Stevenson, C023 - Snipes, Prince, C031 - Barner, Tonia, D007 - Santos, Walter, D015 - St fleur, Herica, D025 - JeanLouis, Wilda, D028 - Bell, Warnika, D038 - Perez, Freidlando, D041 - ALMONOR, ERNST, D069 - Numa, Christopher, E002 - Cortes, Jose, E012 - Phillips, Millie, E022 - Aldrich, Barbara, E029 - Johnson, Rodrique, E032 - Lavache, Gina, E033 - Wilson, April, E038 - Roberts, Timothy, E046 - Tracy, Michelle, F004 Williams, Clifton, F010 - Millington, Kristin, F016 - Carter, Uriah, G004 - Matticks, Jordan, G013 - Joseph, Marc, G020 - Torrers, Ramon, G033 - Van III, William W, G037 - Roques, Gaudy, H015 - Meuse, Carolyn, H017 - Henson, Jamie, H025 - Washington, Raniskia, H028 - Rivera, Felisha, H029 - Rengel, Eriel, H040 - Morris, Janice, H042 - Cameron, Levene, J003 - Brown, Angela, J025 - De la Cruz, Scarlet, J032 - Brown,
Tanzy, J040 - Radiano, Kimberly, J050 - Brewer, Daquan, J057 Otero, Brenda, J058 - Galvan, Esteban, J073 - King, Sierra, J088 - FOSTER, KATHY, J090 - Roman Borrero, Javier, J100 - Hare, Amy, J111 - Johnson, Margie, J118 Danza, Michelle, J128 - Stanton, David, J129 - Anty, Rebecca, J131 - Bryant, William, J133 - Berno, Melissa, J141 - Davy, Kenton, J153 - Sifonte, Joseph, J160 Rivera, Sonia, J171 - Lewis, Kimberly, J172 - Matos, Nubia, J173 - Philippe, Cathia, K019 - Blanco, Gustavo, K025 - Cobb, Breandra, K035 - Anderson, Mattie, K036 - Ellis, Jadae, K057 - Hodgson, Jayson, K059 - Oliveras, Lizette, K062 - Garris Jr, Leroy, K065 Ortiz, Luz, K101 - Catala Nieves, Edwin, K109 - Danza, Michelle 24303- 1313 45th Street, Orlando, FL 32839-AT 12:30PM: A105 - Fairley, Arantes, A117 - Williams, James, A122 - Williams, Gregory, A125 - Fraser, Christopher, A194 Gardner, Erica, B228 - Davis, Anita, B237 - Young, Tashiekka, B238 - Dabney, Karen, B244 - Singleton, Christopher, B250 - Killings, Wenford, B262 - Jones, Annia, B264 - Cherry, Lakima, B281 - Mcknight, James, C305 - Owens, Lee, C307 - Rene, Nicole, C308 - Campbell, Gloria, C310 - Cruz, Sandra, C311 - Taylor, Kendric, C318 - Ambroise, Ketsia, C328 - Pierre, Emmanuael, C332 - Daise, Marvin, C333 - Jordan, Jennay, C392 - Lee, Keyanna, C394 - King, Kanesha, D403 - Neely, Donna, D409 Woodson, Lesine, D429 - Woods, Reese, D444 - Cole, Corinna, E505 - Johnson, Sheena, E511 - Holt, Ebony, E512 - Rivera, Norma, E519 - Abrams, Troy, E522 - Saffold, Booker, E536 - Registe, Witlene, E541 - Anderson, Ruby, E542 - Kang, Hyo, E566 - Lopez Jr, Rafael, E572 - Cleveland, Willie, F630 - Simon, Karen Ingrid, F640 - Brown, Randy, G710 – Fraser, Christopher, G722 - Richardson, Michael, H818 - Hair, Shawn, H828 - Alexander, Deborah., J911 - Jean, Max.
The following vehicle is to be auctioned at Avalon Towing, 549 N Goldenrod Rd Orlando Fl 32807 at 7:30am on May 31, 2017 Vehicle will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bid are: cash only, and buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale. 2007 Honda Fit vin#JHMGD38677S052882. 2015 Nissan Versa vin# 3N1CN7AP4FL831776. 2001 GMC Sierra vin#1GTHC29G01E333759. 2004 Honda Civic vin#SHHEP33584U503954. 2005 Chevy Tahoe vin#1GNEK13T05J141624.
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Notice of Public Auction for monies due on storage units located at U-Haul company facilities. Storage locations are listed below. All goods are household contents or miscellaneous and recovered goods. All auctions are hold to satisfy owner’s lien for rent and fees in accordance with Florida Statutes, Self-Storage Act, Sections 83.806 and 83.807. The auction will start at 8:00 a.m. on June 8, 2017 and will continue until finished U-Haul Moving and Storage of Maitland, 7815 North Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando, FL 32810; B27 Angel Torres $335.40 U-Haul Moving and Storage at Apopka, 1221 E Semoran Blvd, Apopka, FL 32703; 1174 Sandra Fisher $899.88, 1113 Jeffrey Dwinal $1020.59, 1179 Sandra Fisher $505.80 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Altamonte Springs, 598 W Hwy 436, Altamonte Springs, FL 32714; AA1797E Beverly Miller $454.25, D100 Sheryl Dowling $989.25, B122 Megan Gantt $786.00 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Semoran, 2055 N Semoran Blvd, Winter Park, FL 32792; 1043 Dolores Lentz $646.80, 1096 Willie Gilliard $495.40, 1369 Paul Crane $826.30, 1555 Justin Johnson $336.60, 1237 Robert Jenkins $829.80, 1685 Jon Barahona $336.60, 1221 Michael Acevedo $742.50 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Longwood, 650 N. Ronald Reagan Blvd, Longwood, FL 32750, A102 Garine Edwards $240.40, E064 Jook-Ting Shim $419.50 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Lake Mary, 3851 S Orlando Ave, Sanford, FL 32773; 5052 Jasmyne Smith $414.00, 1003 Jenae Packer $668.00, 1605 Curtis Davis $646.60, 1436 Robert Finney $336.60, 2044 Mary Harris $457.50, 1278 Tonya Mays $336.60, 1525 Cathy Ross $630.20, 1124 Patty Graffuis $720.00, 1280 Peter Voigt $470.50, 1403 Onita Weber $485.90, 1443 Jennifer Hollenbeck $610.60, 2045 Doyle Washington $497.25, 1485 Selma Ortiz Ferrer $368.40, 2522 Taylor Lovett $427.25, 1201 Donovan McGill $564.10, 2063 Juan Cruze $404.70 U-Haul Moving and Storage at Rinehart, 1811 Rinehart Road, Sanford, FL 32771; 1105 Brant Ballard $891.40, 2112 Bernard Kielton $997.25, 1056 Brant Ballard $460.80, 3034 Brant Ballard $379.40.
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 7/DAWSON ROBINSON SERVICE CENTER CASE NO.: DP16-010 In the Interest of: C. C. DOB: 12/28/2015, Minor Child. SUMMONS AND ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Linzie Curtiss, Address Unknown WHEREAS the State of Florida, by and through the Department of Children and Families has filed in this court a petition, alleging under oath that the above-named children are dependent under the laws of the State of Florida, a copy of which is attached, and requesting that a summons issue in due course requiring that you appear before this court to be dealt with according to law. NOW, therefore, you are commanded to appear before the Honorable Judge Daniel Dawson at 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806 for a Termination of Parental Right’s hearing at 9:00 A.M. ON May 24, 2017, FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS HEARING CONSTITUTE CONSENT TO THE T. P. R. TO THIS CHILD. SHOULD YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MAY LOSE ALL RIGHTS AND LEGAL CUSTODY AS A PARENT TO SAID CHILD NAMED IN THIS PETITION. Pursuant to Section 39.802. (4) (d) and 63.082 (6) (g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032 (3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 17 th day of April 2017. This summons has been issued at the request of: Audrea Beth Ashcraft, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 101358, Senior Attorney for State of Florida, Children’s Legal Services, Department of Children and Families, 882 S. Kirkman Road, Ste 200, Orlando, FL 32811, 407563- 2380 (Telephone). CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT, By /s/ Deputy Clerk, (Court Seal).
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 03 CASE NO:DP15-570 IN THE INTEREST OF:E.J. DOB: 11/05/2015 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Emmala Glaude, Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy Shea on Wednesday, July 5 th , 2017 at 10:00 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 5th day of May, 2017. This summon has been issued at the request of:Brittany Nesmith, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 109542, Senior Attorney for Florida Department of Children and Family. Brittany.email@example.com; CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT BY:/S/ DEPUTY CLERK (court seal).
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