The Knight Times / March 2023 Issue 8

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THE KNIGHT TIMES Official Student Newspaper of Episcopal High School

March 2023

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Student choreographed dance performance comes to the stage March 31

CAMPBELL RICHARDSON Staff Writer This spring many courses in the Arts Pillar gave students the opportunity to go beyond the classroom and explore their skills on trips.

The first trip was that of the National Arts Honor Society led by Studio Arts Coordinator Ms. Lauren Cunningham. The group traveled to the small town of Schulenberg, Texas, to tour the town’s famous “Painted Churches” for their ornate decorations, followed by a mosaic workshop at Arts for Rural Texas.

On March 22, Publications students went to local radio station KRBE 104.1 to observe the production of The Roula & Ryan Show, tour the facility, and ask questions with the talented professionals. One of the students even got to go on the air.

Ceramics students had the opportunity on March 24 to explore the firing process and were able to take home a uniquely glazed piece of ceramic ware. Students attended a talk by Mr. David Trauba detailing the history of raku firing, including how it was first produced by Sasaki Chōjirō in the 16th century in Kyoto. This talk gave them a new perspective on their ceramics class in a historic context.

Photography explored the beauty of Zilker Park on March 24-26. Here, they could see Austin’s cityscape and took the opportunity to practice their street photography skills. They then visited various gardens and butterfly trails, perfecting their macro and nature photography skills. Then they visited the University of Texas to see the earliest existing photograph in the world.

Finally, they visited McKinney Falls State Park, practicing landscape photography.

ETV Moviemaking students attended a day-long workshop with Matthew Dicks on March 25. Matthew is a record 57-time Moth StorySLAM champion and 9-time GrandSLAM champion whose stories have been featured on their nationally syndicated Moth Radio Hour and their weekly podcast. His stories have also appeared on PBS’s Stories From the Stage. He teaches storytelling and public speaking to individuals, corporations, universities, institutions, and school districts around the world.

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Freshman Alexa Choi and seniors Jillian Greely and Bella Bourlon perform “Vogue,” choreographed by junior Alex Sonsino.

Photo by Sydney Brooks.

JULIA SHERMAN Staff Writer

“On March 31, the Spring Dance Concert, Kaleidoscope, will feature student choreographers in the EHS Dance Program who will design pieces of their making.

Kaleidoscope is an opportunity for Episcopal dancers to showcase their choreography skills along with their peers dancing talents.”

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EHS community welcomes prospective students IZZIE SONG Staff Writer Knight Celebration is an event EHS held on March 22 to welcome newly-admitted students and their families. The large reception is orchestrated to provide further information about Episcopal to incoming students, both freshmen and transfers.

With incoming students from 87 different middle schools and 33 high-schools, the event was from 6:30-8:30pm to make room for any and all questions about EHS. Participating in the night are all the department chairs, along with the college academic team and sports coaches.

Head of School Ned Smith started Knight Celebration in Underwood Theater with a speech addressing the students and their families. A panel was also shown, featuring the experiences of several different students to give a further look into EHS life.

The attendees were then released to wander around campus. Food was available in the Underwood Student Center, and projects in the Innovations Centers were set up for students to build. Additionally, several classrooms were open to families.

The department chairs were present in each area to give further information on

their respective disciplines. Similarly, in the Alkek gym, coaches provided information on how students can get involved with athletic life. There were opportunities for students to ask about college and the school store, which was opened to serve the attendees.

Although Knight Celebration is an important event to get a better feel for EHS,

the event itself is organized very loosely, with people allowed to come and go as they please. The purpose of the night is to offer an informal space for students to get to know their potential school better. As many have already toured EHS and learned about it during the admissions process, Knight Celebration is meant to be a relaxed commemoration of their acceptance.

A rising freshman looks through a microscope at Knight Celebration with Mrs. Karen Foster, who welcomed perspective Knights to her science room. Photo by Sydney Brooks.

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On March 31 and April 1 at 7:00 p.m., the EHS Impact Dance Team will perform its annual student-choreographed Spring Dance Concert in the Underwood Theater.

This years theme is Kaleidoscope, as selected by dance teacher Mrs. Kristina Burgess. In preparation for this showcase, the dancers auditioned in December and have been rehearsing every day since.

Reherasals for the concert began in late January, but the dancers have been preparing mentally since the dance concert in the fall. The dancers exemplified dedication and commitment during after school practic everyday and even practiced on the weekends.

The students must audition to become a choreographer and must be in an Advanced Dance class. The audition process requires students to demonstrate a portion of their pirce. They must also list any themes that

go along with their dance.

The student choreographers this year are seniors Olive Martin, Kendall Blalock, Lydia Berckley, Margaret Ellison, Aileen Paredes, and Raigan Clay; juniors Emma Shoppa, Ashley Bloome, Izzy Proler, Lili Shore, Alex Sonsino, Berkeley Deutsch, and Asael Dickson; and sophomores Sophie Marshall, Ella Bennett, and Grace Bauch.

Mrs. Burgess says the student dancers are most excited to perform in front of their family and friends, especially the seniors, as it is their last dance concert, and it wil defintley be the most memorable for them.

This is only one of the first EHS traditions that they will experience for the last time before they graduate later in the spring.

In particular, Mrs. Burgess and all of the dance teachers at EHS cannot wait to see the choreographers creative projects unfold after much time was spent to perfect their routines. She hopes they will feel the same pride she does.

Reflections... with Dean Colello

Describe the evolution of your job from your first hiring to today’s responsibilities.

What were the joys and challenges you faced in each of your positions on campus?

1988-89 Dean of Boys – my first position at EHS. The biggest challenge when you are the “Disciplinarian” is to gain the trust of the students. I took the time to talk to 100’s of students that first year, gaining their confidence. That was the year they started calling me “Dean.”

1989-1999 Dean of Students – These years were enjoyable, intense, and interesting. I tried to work with the students when they came to my office with grace and understanding. However, they knew I was a firm believer in personal responsibility and accountability. Many of my “punishments” had some humor, but they got the point. I never held a grudge, and they all knew they could talk to me about anything without judgement. I will also tell you, the skirt length during that time was top of the knee - no ambiguity.

1999-2013 Dean of Alumni – Because of my relationship with current students, the school asked if I could create the

Alumni Program. I agreed and for the next 14 years, I traveled the country visiting 36 states and over 125 colleges/ universities talking about their lives. I connected with so many alums in and out of college, and those classes (1987/1988) that graduated before I came to EHS relationships I treasure to this day.

2013-Present Dean of Parent Programs/ School Legacy/EHS Parent Liaison – My work with parents beginning in 1988 had always been a big part of my job, so it was an easy transition.

Typically, I am the first one they call. I listen and help guide them to the solution that is best for them, their student, and EHS. I will get calls/emails/texts at all hours of the day and night/365. They know I will answer the phone or return an email. We are all on this journey together; I have tried to keep that philosophy/culture since July 1988.

My career goal did not include being a school administrator. My mindset has always been to help the entire family, not just the student.

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About 2,500 years ago, Lucois Quinctius made a series of remarkable decisions and took actions that made him legend.

In fact, an entire city in the Midwest is named after him. The legend is that as an old farmer, Cincinntus was called upon by the local citizens to lead them into battle.

He left his farm, achieved victory over the invaders, and could have ruled with near total authority, but he did not. He relinquished absolute power and returned to his farm.

The legend of Cincinnatus has been passed down through the ages as a magnificent example of humilty: he was an outstanding leader, worked in service for the greater good of the people, and understood civic virtue and the importance of modesty. He could have became a dictator for life, but instead, was humble enough to let go of personal power and influence to benefit his people.

The origin of the word “humility” is instructive to its meaning. It comes from the Latin word humilitas, a noun related to the adjective humilis, which may be translated as “humble,” but also as “grounded” or “from the earth,” since it derives from humus (earth).

Think of the times that a sports team has an amazing win and the “best player” spend his or her time not talking about him or herself, but rather about all the others who made the win possible, from groundskeepers and janitors to coaches and fellow players. Or think of the friend who helps you with a tough homework assignment or prepare for a test becasuse he or she understands the material more fully.

Friends help you because they genuinely care about seeing you do well. Therefore, being humble is about others and not self.

As the reformer and theologian Martin Luther said, “True humilty does not know that it is humble. If it did, it would be proud from the contemplation of so fine a virtue.”

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CRAIG RINGWALD Guest Writer The Chinese language and culture have had a large impact on myself, and my childhood. Being half Chinese, I was able to experience many unique things that others at EHS may not be able to experience.

Before Covid, my family and I travelled to China every summer. In China we had time to explore their culture, visit family, and discover new things.

I was able to visit my mother’s hometown of Anging. One of my favorite parts of my vacations to China was the authentic food, like soup dumplings and fried dough.

One of my favorite foods was a type of small shrimp called xiami. The atmosphere of China was also a big change from Houston. The streets were noisy and crowded, full of street vendors selling toys, food, and souveniers. I connecred with my culture and I learned what it meant to truly be Chinese.

Anging is a small town in China well-known for its historical hanging monastaries and authentic Chinese cuisinE. Photo courtesy of industrytap.com.

Slice of π GRAYSON MAKI Guest Writer Hello, EHS students. My name is Grayson Maki, I am a senior and I am the Secretary of Mu Alpha Theta! Here is the latest and greatest in math news at Episcopal.

This March we hosted out annual scchool-wide celebration of (pre) Pi Day, the International Day of Math, and coincidentally, Einstein’s birthday - March (3.14).

As always, it included math puzzles, a bake-sale, and even pies! A big thank you to the House of Pies for their generous donation of delicious mini pies and the House of Pies gift card that the Math Club raffled off.

During the first weekend in March, two

teams completed in the 14 consecutive hour national M3 math modeling challenge sponsered by MathWorks and Siam, and we are eagerly awaiting the results. We also had students participate in HP’s annual competition at the Hewlett Packard Houston headquarters.

Thank you to all who attended March guest speaker event. Be on the lookout for events happening in April, including Math Club Officer elections.

Once again, we thank everyone for helping make our Pi Day Celebration a success, especially the House of Pies for their generous donation.

Don’t forget to follow @ehsmathclub on Instagram and Twitter for math memes and interesting math news.

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Raigan’s Radio New Music Fridays ... have you heard of that? Spotify has curated a playlist filled with tons of songs that come out every Friday for Spotify listeners to enjoy. The cool thing about New Music Fridays is that it’s not always “name brand” artists; sometimes it’s underground artists or artists that are just getting started, which has the potential for opening your music palette. It’s a really convenient and accessible way for new artists to get exposure as well as a way to keep yourself up to date with current music.

Speaking of new music, artist Lil Yachty just released his eighth studio album Let’s Start Here. For starters, I think this record is phenomenal, and the fact that people are starting conversations about it as Album of the Year is enough in itself. Yachty really pushes himself beyond what he’s given us in the past in this album, and he makes a lot of creative decisions I didn’t expect from him. I personally love when artists try new things instead of playing it safe and not experimenting.

While listening to Yachty’s interviews about this album, it seemed like a passion

project and that this is the most devoted he’s ever been to any of his work. We all know him for his big hits like “Get Dripped” and “Broccoli,” but artistically, Let’s Start Here travels beyond these works and ventures into the world of psychedelic rock and the alternative music scene. Just looking at the featured artists on this album tells a lot about what the album is going to give you as a listener.

Yachty features talent like Teezo Touchdown, Justine Skye, Fousheé, and Daniel Caesar. This is a very eccentric list of artists, but Yachty used each artist purposefully and really got the most out of each one on the project.

This album is great and has amazing replay value. Some of my personal favorites from the project are “pRETTy,” “THE zone,” “REACH THE SUNSHINE,” and “the BLACK Seminole.” Other anticipated projects that are releasing soon are Kali Uchis’ Red Moon in Venus [3.3.23], Travis Scott’s Utopia [Summer], Lana Del Rey’s Did You Know That There’s a Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd. [3.24.23], and Daniel Caesar’s Never Enough [4.7.23].

Clockwise from top, Lil Yachty’s Let’s Start Here, Kali Uchis, and Lana Del Rey performing live. Photos courtesy of udiscovermusic.com, spotify.com, and wikipedia.org.

Jewell’s interprets society failing Film captures war’s dehumanization JALYNN WOOLEY Production Editor Lisa Jewell’s Invisible Girl is a horrifying, suspenseful novel exploring the gripping themes of sexual harassment, family dynamics, and societal prejudices. A series of sexual assaults leaves a London suburb on edge as the haunting story unfolds.

The story follows Cate Fours, a middleaged therapist struggling to connect with her teenage daughter Saffye, a troubled young woman captivated by the Fours family, and Owen, the prime suspect of a sexual assault case.

Jewell seamlessly weaves together the perspective of her main characters and the novel’s twists and turns, each even more unpredictable than the last. Yet, the final reveal is both shocking and satisfying.

Each character is incredibly dynamic and complex as each struggles through individual problems amid the heart-wrenching conflicts of life. Cate, although flawed, is eager to confront her own biases and shortcomings as she scrambles to piece together her crumbling marriage. Saffyre, sympathetic and vulnerable, struggles to overcome the trauma of her past. Owen, a sympathetic loner, allows his isolationism

to make him an easy target for suspicion.

Invisible Girl is a novel about the ways society fails both young girls and women.

The sexual assault cases in the novel are simply a reflection of a larger cultural theme of harassment and misogyny.

Overall, the novel is incredibly haunting, yet surprisingly thought-provoking.

This thriller is a must-read for those in search of a captivating mystery and a nuanced societal commentary.

The cover of Lisa Jewell’s intriguing novel Invisible Girl. Photo courtesy of goodreads.com.

New faces of mental health at EHS IZZIE SONG Staff Writer The mental health counselors are a resource at EHS that provide any mental support needed. They encompass everything from a tough day at home to trouble with grades, or if a student just needs a safe, confidential space to talk. Their existence on campus is to let the students know they are supported and to advocate for them, as well as encourage kids to speak up for themselves.

With mental health stigma still prevalent in society, the availability of mental health counselors Ms. Gurpreet Singh and Ms. Beth Luvisia helps alleviate such, urging students to give therapy a shot. Alongside one-on-one sessions, the counselors are responsible for sending out different electronic flyers to help spread awareness on pressing issues. The staff creates them based on common topics they see among teens, such as dating violence or self-care problems. The flyers are created solely

by the staff and serve as their bridge to a larger audience.

They also host parent forums, plan for events during exam week to ease academic stress, and mingle at campus activities to help better understand the needs of EHS students.

Ms. Singh creates a safe environment for students with her approachable nature.

Her mother is a child psychologist, so Ms. Singh found her love for therapy through the creativity it could express. She makes it a point to speak with the students and is often found at club meetings, sports games, and sitting in on classes. Responsible for sending out the mental health flyers on Outlook, Ms. Singh’s office is also open for students to come in and find comfort.

“I think oftentimes, though, you are hurt inside, and you’d rather do something comfortable instead of something that would bring happiness,” replied Singh.

When asked if she had any tips on mental wellbeing, she replied, “Advocate, speak up for yourself.”

ISABEL O’GORMAN Managing and Copy Editor All Quiet on the Western Front, a critically acclaimed German film on Netflix, powerfully portrays the harrowing realities of war and its catastrophic effects on the lives of the masses. The film tracks the protagonist, Paul Bäumer, on his journey from a wide-eyed and optimistic young man to a battle-scarred and despondent soldier. Initially driven by romanticized notions of heroism and triumph, he faces a rude awakening as he and his fellow soldiers soon confront the grim realities of warfare, including unrelenting misery in the trenches and mass loss of life.

This film is based on Erich Maria Remarque’s 1928 novel of the same name and the subsequent 1930 film adaption. It manages to capture the essence of the past while remaining relevant to the present and future with great grace. Time magazine has even gone so far to suggest that the work is still relevant today, stating that it “reminds us of what we risk if we allow democracy to weaken under the pressure of fanatical nationalism.”

Furthermore, corroborating this sentiment, D.W, a German international broadcast site, explains the significance of the work by claiming that “the subject remains relevant over 100 years after the war, with growing populism and nationalism making the movie eerily topical.” This

perspective, evidentially shared by many critics and individuals alike, underscores the importance of the film as a valuable reference for the world both today and in the future.

Another crucial aspect of the film’s success is its relation to anti-war sentiments.

While many contend that war-focused movies end up as mere representations of the stereotypical hardship associated with war or as depictions of the patriotic hunger for victory, this film approaches the subject through a different lens. Many critics note that All Quiet on the Western Front succeeds in presenting the viewer with a realistic, heart-wrenching narrative of war that deconstructs the idea of romanticizing war with notions of patriotism and dreams for adventure. Furthermore, the film further highlights the greater message as it authentically portrays the horror and futility of warfare through the use of historically accurate trenches, uniforms, and weapons.

Overall, All Quiet on the Western Front deserves worldwide recognition and praise for its stunning cinematography, exceptional acting, and powerful message.

The film’s ability to capture the horrors of warfare with such relevance is truly impressive and will undoubtedly continue to influence audiences for years to come. Furthermore, the film is a poignant reminder of the lasting impact of war and a testament of storytelling in our broader understanding of history.

Arguably Netflix’s best film of the year is deserving of the many accolades it has earned this year. Photo courtesy of Netflix.com.

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EHS teacher faces salary reduction due New schoolwide to his clear inability to teach economics currency instated (Bellaire) In an unprecedented request during his employer’s contract renewal period, a high school economics teacher demanded a pay cut to better align his subject knowledge and performance with his salary. Citing a study by the National Bureau of Economic Research and his conscience, Episcopal High School faculty member Mr. Alan Bradshaw presented the petition following what he described as “months of guilt.”

The NBER report, a twelve-month examination of educators and their pay, considered factors like effort, understanding of the subject matter, classroom management, and professionalism in its findings. Though the economists found it difficult to put a dollar value on several intangibles, specifically creativity, the study received wide acceptance in education, and a few schools are instituting aspects of it when considering teacher compensation.

School administrators confirmed the request was made and referenced ongoing discussions regarding the percentage of salary reduction. They chose not to address rumors that Bradshaw was seeking one-fifth of his previous contract’s value.

“I think we have to begin by acknowledging that Mr. Bradshaw is clearly overcompensated based on performance reports and his desire to be a better steward of the school’s money,” an unnamed source was quoted as saying. “He readily admits the students have a better grasp of the material than even he does and are usually hard at work when and if he enters the classroom.”

As for the conflicted teacher, Bradshaw wants to

do right by the school and his students.

“It became absolutely necessary that I reconcile this with myself and the EHS community and admit that I have no idea what I’m doing,” he admitted.

The irony of an economic study leading to Bradshaw’s impending lower tax bracket was not lost on one of his students, who best represented how little the students have learned under his tutelage.

“If you rearrange the letters in ‘economics,’ you get ‘comic nose,’” the high schooler uttered proudly.

When asked if he felt a reduction in salary was enough to offset the lack of education he has provided EHS scholars, the embattled instructor referenced the stickers he gives to his charges as rewards for their efforts.

“The stickers should more than make up for my deficiencies. They’re pretty cool.”

(Bellaire) School administrators have introduced a controversial new policy aimed at improving attendance rates, but it is already drawing criticism from parents and students. The so-called “Attendance Jail” is a novel, heavy-handed approach that imposes strict penalties on those who are repeatedly tardy or absent from school, citing the school handbook as grounds to execute these actions.

While Mrs. Maureen Myers supports this effort by advocating for the absolute need to address the growing issue of unnecessary school absences, particularly concerning vacations and “sick days,” many students, teachers, and parents claim that shaming children with a literal jail behind the attendance desk for violating school attendance policies is an overreach of school power.

According to the plans from Associate Head of School Kim Randolph, partnering with campus security, students will “serve their time” for committing attendance crimes by spending 1-7

periods, depending on the severity of the offense, behind bars in Glassell Hall. During this form of “time-out,” criminals are only permitted to “stand and reflect,” or put differently, stare blankly at the room, and any further breaches will result in more time in the “jail cell.” While the school does not promote the infliction of any physical punishment, administrators claim they cannot guarantee and will not advocate for the criminals’ protection from social humiliation or degradation, as these actions promote obedience to attendance rules.

Coach Wayne Jones, teacher of Advanced Placement U.S Government, is one of many opponents to this potential new policy. Jones advocates for the fair and just treatment of such students by citing the 7th Amendment of the U.S Constitution, the right to trial, in defense of these sentences.

While this effort seems promising for the adversaries to the program, only time will tell if this punitive measure will be implemented next year.

Alan Bradshaw uses contract renewal to set the record straight. Photo by Lily O’Gorman.

Admin imposes strict attendance penalties including timeout station

Episcopal welcomes new a cappella group inspired by hit film Pitch Perfect (Choral Today) The Episcopal Performing Arts Department is entertaining the prospects of adding a competitive a cappella group to the music curriculum for the 2023-2024. This potential addition has met with some challenges in the Arts Pillar as some are questioning the need for another arts course, while others ponder the fate of the choir from where it is assumed these singers will come.

Mr. Peter Hollens, the founder of the first collegiate a cappella group in Oregon and renowned a cappella master, approached school administrators two years ago in hopes of starting an a cappella group. Hollens’ dreams were crushed quickly as Mr. Ashby and the rest of the arts teachers refused to allow another singing group to dim the light of the choir. Mr. Ashby believed the talented choir students would leave the choir and join the new and flashy a cappella group, and the lack of instrumentation could severely damage future band

membership. After months and months of trying to convince the arts teaches, Peter Hollens was able to convince all but one. Mr. Ashby is still heavily against the idea of an a cappella group, but the others have overridden his wishes. Although Mr. Ashby will continue to teach choir next year, it will never be the same. The storm of the a cappella group will forever rain over Mr. Ashby.

Peter Hollens is planning to name the group The Singing Knights but is open to suggestions. A cappella season lasts the whole year, and The Singing Knights will compete every weekend. The team competition is expected to be intense as everyone will be fighting for a spot at Nationals.

Auditions will start mid-summer, and Mr. Hollens is expected upward of 100 people to turn out to be a part of this inaugural group. The Singing Knights, although controversial, will bring a new vibrance to the EHS community.

(Bellaire) The EHS Department of Finance has announced the replacement of all ID cards and student accounts with a new school currency, KnightBucks™. KnightBucks™ will be a primarily digital currency with physical banknotes also being produced. Printing began last month, and they will be introduced into general circulation on April 30.

Students will be required to exchange their dollars for KnightBucks™ and turn in their ID cards to be destroyed.

The administration cites several reasons for their new policies. First, the school wishes to make transactions easier and more available in hopes of encouraging more participation in fundraising.

Secondly, the Honor Council has reported a recent increase in unauthorized transactions between students, and by replacing actual legal tender with KnightBucks™, the theory is that they will be discouraged to trade with banknotes only useable at school.

With the implementation of KnightBucks™ will come the new KnightPay™ app, allowing users to easily trade in dollars for KnightBucks™ and make purchases and donations. Physical KnightBucks™ can be used at the school store and for buying break cookies. A proposal has been made to tie the value of KnightBucks™ to a gold standard.

Unfortunately, it has been postponed as all EHSowned gold is on the fourth floor of the C building, which has been off limits ever since the incident and will be on hold indefinitely until further paranormal investigation can take place.

Currently at least thirteen Student Council members are under investigation by the IRS for fraud through KnightBucks™. However, during an interview with one teacher (who has requested to remain anonymous) denied these accusations as “baseless” during an interview at their recently purchased private mansion

Theatrical Jousting Club takes Knights back to medieval roots

(Renaissance Magazine) Jousting: one of the Mr. Kwok commented, “I truly believe Episcopal favorite dueling methods of medieval knights, and students will fall in love with the art of theatrinow, one equally beloved by Episcopal Knights as cal jousting in the same way I once did before a method of reconnecting beginning my professional with their knightly roots. career. I imagine upwards If you see any students of 200 students joining in medieval garb trotting the club by the end of next across campus, don’t be year.” alarmed. This month, To foster greater accesEpiscopal announced the sibility to students who triumphant roll-out of its may not own a horse of newest club, the Knights their own, the club offers Theatrical Jousting Club. hobby horses (horses Led by semi-professional on wooden sticks) to all recreational jouster and Knights who join. If you Episcopal math teacher come across a student in Mr. Johnny Kwok, the costume or on a woodclub is excited to proen horse before or after mote theatrical jousting school, acknowledge them as an art form among the with a medieval greeting; student body, with a misfor example, “Hail and sion statement reading, well met!” “God spede “To encourage chivalry, you,” or “Good morrow, gallantry, and knighthood dear fellow/mistress.” through the theatrical According to Mr. Kwok, recreation of medieval using medieval language jousting.” helps students stay in On the second Sunday character as they embody of each month, the club Junior Coco Martin, Vice President of the the knightly values Episplans to host a joust on Knights Theatrical Jousting Club, hopes to see copal strives to uphold. the new field hockey turf, an increase in student jousters next year as Pres- All in all, the Knights taking inspiration from Theatrical Jousting Club ident. Photo by Lily O’Gorman. jousting demonstrations is an incredible addition seen at the Renaissance Festival. The events plan to the school and one that will certainly strengthen to draw large crowds and the support of the student community closeness to the mascot in an entirely body. new way.

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Junior research to see one year delay Canvas introduces for new “Senior Research” initiative update that releases grades publicly (Microsoft) As of April 2023, in addition to displaying the highest score and the lowest score of an assignment, Canvas, a reliable and reputable web-based learning management system utilized at Episcopal High School for a few years, will also name the students who received the highest and lowest scores on any given test, quiz, project or minor assignment.

This change is in accordance with a recent psychological study that shows students are more inclined to succeed in school when motivated by external factors such as grade performance.

According to the study, 75% of students perform better in this learning environment. When facing a public dissemination of their grades regardless of their merit, students will be driven to succeed, and the value of postive reinforcement, if that is the outcome, is immeasureable.

The purpose of this change is not to elevate students of high performance and shame students of lower performance but to create an environment where students are accepting of both their failures and successes. Although high performance is often celebrated in society, failure is just as, if not more effective, in the learning process.

In addition to helping motivate students, this update will also help to prepare students for college.

Often, college professors post assignment grades publicly, and Episcopal hopes that exposure to this will further assimilate EHS students into higher levels of learning as well as introduce the harsh reality they will face in the day-to-day world.

Positive competition will fuel the flames of modern development and growth of education in America, and EHS is taking its first official steps in this positive direction.

(Highlights) As a college preparatory school, it is important that EHS cultivates students so that when they attend their first day of college, they feel as if they have the knowledge and skills it takes to succeed.

To ensure their readiness, the English Department has made the decision to make Junior Research “Senior Research.” Now, seniors rather than juniors will be tasked with reading and analyzing books and transforming their thoughts into a multipage paper. This assignment will be required for all English electives as well as those in English IV AP. This will be implemented for the 2023-2024 school year, meaning that the Class of 2024 will have to write “Senior Research” after having written “Junior Research.” The Class of 2025 and all juniors going forward can take a breath of relief, knowing that during the most important year of high school, they will not have the added layer of stress that

comes with the research project.

The average college student will write ten to fifteen essays per semester. With higher expectations from professors, it is crucial that students know how to express themselves clearly on paper.

Dr. Brad Telford says that “it is crucial to me and our teachers that we leave students with the tools to write a clear, expressive argument, as it is an important skill to have not only in college, but in life.”

Though a timeline has not been finalized, the department hopes to start students with the writing process toward the end of the summer, as many honors students have done in the past. In contrast to the current system, all students will spend their fall semester putting together their essay and turn it in before midterms, so that college decisions can take priority during the spring semester.

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School wifi allows administration to monitor students’ Snapchat memories (Modern Social) Have you ever used the EHS student Wi-Fi and realized that your social media apps aren’t working? A new policy within the EHS administration allows Admins to search through student Snapchat accounts while the account appears to be ‘down.’ While using the “EHS-Students” Wi-Fi, the administration has access to all EHS students’ phones through various computers monitored and maintained on the fourth floor of the Convent building.

With hundreds of computers, a few Technology Department members, and a new Ai-based software, they can search through a phone within seconds. This hidden data center connects within seconds, allowing a search through any local cell phone and its Snapchat memories.

The administration receives updates on students and what is hidden within their mysterious Snapchat Memories. The Technology Department have shifts during the day, staying on campus late nights and early mornings to patrol students and their use of Snapchat during outside and in school hours.

Using the school Wi-Fi may be risky from now on, as students have finally figured out the reason why the Wi-Fi never works.

Furthermore, the administration can take what they find on a Snapchat account to the Honor Council for meetings with students appearing in the Memories and discuss consequences. The Technology Department and administration are now able to see what goes on in and outside of school with just one click.

Ben Welsh practices his Coffee House freestyle on the USC stage. Photo by Lily O’Gorman.

reate, and a Commencement speech. EHS works very hard to make it a very memorable last few days on campus for its departing students, and this year the school is adding one unforgettable event.

Prior to the issuance of diplomas during the May 14 graduation, senior Ben Welsh will perform a rap he has crafted describing his experience at EHS in the last four years.

The prospects of featuring his talents during the event started when videos of Welsh’s performance in Coffee House last fall surfaced on the internet and went viral on YouTube, motivating Capitol Records to offer him a record deal. The famous record label is currently helping him produce some of his new singles - “Thinking Lately,” “Do Not Disturb,” and “Walkin’.”

At the end of Interim Term, Dr. Tony Avalos, school prinicipal and avid rap fan, became aware of Welsh’s talents and thought it necessary to ask him to perform at graduation in front of his peers.

Welsh will be doing just that.

Rumor has it that Welsh has been writing a new song, “Farewell Freestyle,” an ode to fun moments at EHS such as pep rallies, football games, and all the memories the Class of 2023 made together, and this could be what entertains those in attendance.

“I feel like up here I’ve fared pretty well / On my past and memories up here I’ll be sure to dwell / It’s been a heck of a ride but sadly this must be farewell.”

Tight budget forces school to change break cookie flavor to oatmeal raisin (Cuisine) The EHS Break cookie, traditionally a soft and chewy chocolate chip treat, will undergo a dramatic shift in content for the 2023-2024 school year, evolving into an oatmeal raisin cookie.

At only 25 cents apiece, the cookies have been a time-honored tradition, and the student body unanimously agrees that it is one of the best parts of being a student at EHS, but that familiar sweet snack will change due to the rising cost of chocolate worldwide.

Due to inflation and the rising prices of cocoa beans, the cookies ae no longer cost efficient. The average price of chocolate chips from 2021-2023 has raised a whopping 217%. The school has not budgeted for such an increase, and it is believed that students are less likely to pay $2.25 for a single cookie when they can get the oatmeal raisin substitute for the familiar quarter price.

This may seem like a negative change, but it can only have positive outcomes. Oatmeal raisin cookies are healthy, delicious, full of vitamins, and

most importantly, meet the school’s budgetary allowances. Early reactions from students have been favorable, with only a fraction of the responses suggesting school transfer.

Episcopal’s Chef John Ly, mourns the loss of the beloved chocolate chip break cookie. Photo by Lily O’Gorman.

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CRISPR technology offers new Rap proves its validity as a possibilities for gene editing music genre

ANYA PANT Staff Writer

Clustered Regularly Interspaced Short Palindromic Responses, or CRISPR, is a revolutionary gene editing technology.

Created by American scientist Jennifer. A. Doudna and the French scientist Emmanuelle Charpentier, CRISPR is one of the greatest weapons in genetic technology to date. The 2020 Nobel Prize for Chemistry was awarded to these two scientists in recognition of their breakthrough technologies in the genetic engineering field.

CRISPR works by employing a restriction enzyme called Cas 9. This enzyme has been genetically modified by scientists to target specific sections of DNA that the scientists code it for. The recognition domain is responsible for guiding the Cas9 enzyme to the target DNA sequence which is complementary to the gRNA. By modifying the Cas 9 proteins, scientists can switch on sections of DNA that might be turned off because of mutations. Then this Cas 9 protein that has instructions will be inserted into a cell most likely using a DNA plasmid. The gRNA will then bind to the correct DNA sequence, guiding the Cas9 enzyme. The Cas9 enzyme will proceed to cut the target DNA, removing the specific mutation or anomaly the scientists are targeting. This technology has big implications such as being able to edit DNA in everything from a tomato to a human.

This technology is already being put to good use in the medical field. Scientists have started to find ways to solve genetically inherited conditions such as high cholesterol, HIV, and Huntington’s Disease. Most likely the conditions that can be cured by CRISPR are caused by single cell mutations such as sickle cell disease, cystic fibrosis, and hemochromatosis. The current clinical trials that are underway are for blood disorders, certain cancers, inherited eye disease, diabetes, infectious disease, inflammatory disease, and protein folding disorder. This technology has huge life changing implications. The fact that humans can genetically engineer even embryos means that babies can be born without diseases and immune to cancer, and so many other inherited diseases have a chance of being eradicated.

This technology is not just working wonders in the medical field. Currently, CRISPR is working on revolutionizing the agriculture industry. With the CRISPR Cas9 technology scientists can genetically engineer crops to be resistant to droughts, pests, and extreme cold. With population growth and climate change, scientists are trying to create crops that are drought and disease resistant to be able to sustain the growing population. Botanists and scientists have even worked together to create wheat crops that have 100 percent yield with none lost to disease, drought, or other external factors. People have been divided on genetically modified crops saying they don’t know what the outcome of eating genetically modified crops could be. Others argue that these new modified crops can help in beginning to solve the hunger problems in third world countries by creating a surplus of food. Temperature resistant crops can be planted anywhere, making them available to even the most remote areas that currently don’t have access to fresh produce. These hardier crops open up more land for farming in harsher climates where crops haven’t been able to grow in past years.

Though this technology can be the savior of many lives, there is debate about the ethical implications of CRISPR. The most famous case where boundaries were crossed using CRISPR was the genetic modification of twin embryos. In 2018, Chinese scientist He Juankui unveiled his experiment where he genetically modified unborn twins to be resistant to the genetic condition HIV. This caused uproar in the medical community and many scientists agreed that this was premature, and the potential benefits were not worth the risk of this experiment. At this point in time, genetic modification was still in testing phases and using it on humans could have unprecedented impacts.

This gene editing technology can completely change the way we live by making crops hardier, curing humans from disease, and so much more. Though this is exciting, how far is too far with this technology?

While there can be positive and negative effects on society, one thing for sure is that CRISPR is taking us into the future of genetic modification.

The Lily Pad with Lily O’Gorman

This month, 193 member states of the United Nations met to finalize negotiation efforts for a new treaty aimed to protect the most vulnerable parts of the world’s oceans: the “high seas.” The high seas make up the parts of the ocean not within any specific country’s jurisdiction.

According to the UN, any part of the ocean farther than 200 nautical miles from the coastline is outside the bounds of the country it is nearest, meaning it is practically fair game for flagrant violations of any country’s national law. As it turns out, at least 60% of the ocean can be designated as “high seas.” To reiterate, these large expanses of ocean are almost entirely unregulated because of their lack of technical ownership by any given country.

The biodiversity of these oceans is, thus, at an astoundingly high risk thanks to overfishing, fossil fuel extraction, shipping, mining, and more.

Apart from environmental issues, the high seas have been known to be hotspots of abuse and murder due to their distance from official governmental entities that can enforce laws. The UN treaty in question seeks to quell the environmental dangers of this “wild west” by creating, as stated by The New York Times, an “international framework” in alignment with historic UN conservation goals set in December.

Jessica Battle of WWF called the issue “a tragedy of the commons,” and remarked that “what happens on the high seas will no longer be ‘out of sight, out of mind.”

To take action, countries must first ratify the treaty, which will be no easy feat. If approved, the treaty will be the most comprehensive agreement in history focused on ocean biodiversity, one of the most important areas of the globe.

ALEX GONZALES Staff Writer Some cultural critics believe that rap as music is illegitimate and disingenuous.

They believe rap universally condones female degradation, excessive materialism, and violence. It is prudent to espouse that most modern rap carries these superficial and harmful themes woven through the preponderance of the genre; however, the aberrations in this pattern are magnificent and can express a truly remarkable aspect of music. The exception proves the rule.

Conscious rap, or social consciousness in rap, is deft in uniquely conveying lyrical poetry through rhythmic speech and street vernacular. The element of rap music that is categorically divergent from other genres is the capacity to verbally express the perpetually abject conditions of the Black experience in America. A listener of conscious rap gains an augmented awareness and appreciation of Black culture, which Eurocentrism often suppresses.

The notion of Afrocentrism imbues conscious rap and transgresses Eurocentrism; it allows non-Black persons to appreciate Black culture and expand their worldview into accounting for a more realistic view of culture instead of a one-dimensional one.

An explicit delineation of the profundities and uniqueness of conscious rap is that Kendrick Lamar, a conscious rapper, became the first non-classical or jazz winner of the Pulitzer Prize for music. In his lyrics, Kendrick Lamar tackles contemporary issues facing Blacks.

Conscious rap has historically given an outlet to express cumbersome societal hindrances on Black Americans, such as redlining, the crack epidemic, and the war on drugs. One specific example of portraying inner-city issues plaguing Black Americans is through Illmatic. Illmatic, the debut album by east-coast rapper Nas, was released when Nas was 20 years old. It is a immensely influential album for East Coast rap and rap holistically. The Open Library of Humanities contextualizes the societal dynamics in the inner city by stating, “[The album] is a visceral account of ghetto life (an environment defined by an intersection of illegal drugs, gangs and crime). Indeed, Illmatic has been championed as a realist text: a harrowing account of the projects in the aftermath of a drug epidemic: in the late 80s, crack cocaine infiltrated Black working-class communities to an unprecedented degree in 1996, Blacks constituted 62.6% of drug offenders in state prisons.

Nationwide, the rate of persons admitted to prison on drug charges for Black men is 13 times that for White men, and in 10 states, the rates are 26 to 57 times those for White men. People of color are not more likely to do drugs; Black men do not have an abnormal predilection for intoxication.

They are, however, more likely to be arrested and prosecuted for their use. (Moore and Elkavich, 2008).”

I firmly contend that conscious rap is a legitimate form of music and serves a beneficial purpose for our society. Conscious rap promotes understanding by providing explicit examples of inner-city life.

The palpable and sheer trauma expressed through conscious rap helps people appreciate and empathize with others’ struggles.

It not only helps one become more worldly and aware, but conscious rap is a form of art that ought to be appreciated.

The Knight Times ∙ March 2023

The Knight Times Episcopal High School 4650 Bissonnet, Bellaire, TX 77450 713-512-3400 Head of School Ned Smith Associate Heads of School Kim Randolph Evelyn Cambria Principal Antonio Avalos Dean of Arts and Innovation Jay Berckley Visual Arts Chair Kate Philbrick Publications Coordinator David Framel Editor-in-Chief Lily O’Gorman Managing/Copy Editor Isabel O’Gorman Production Editor Jalynn Woolley Opinions Editor Morgan Herod Features Editor Raigan Clay Staff Writers Campbell Richardson Estefania Lopez-Salas Jake Berlin Clara Crenshaw Thompson White Alex Gonzales Simona Karnani Anya Pant Julia Sherman Izzie Song Photojournalism Instructor Japheth Storlie Photojournalism Editor Lila Henningsen Jules Weinstein Photographers Sydney Brooks Mya Broughton Libby Davis McKenna Foteh Emma Freeman Kennedy Greene Sophia Shin Vivian Turbidy Sloane Wallace

The Knight Times is a product of students in the Episcopal High School newspaper class, who are solely responsible for its creation and editorial content. The opinions expressed are those of the writer and do not necessarily represent those of the Episcopal Board of Trustees, administration, faculty, and staff. Published ten times a year, The Knight Times is a non-profit educational tool. The staff encourages the submission of letters, editorials, and story ideas from the community, but reserves the right to edit and/or use said articles.

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Track continues to improve as the season unfolds Golf teams look ready to chase birdies this year

ESTEFANIA LOPEZ-SALAS Staff Writer

At practices and meets, you can tell just how hard the track and field team has been working.

Both the boys’ and girls’ teams started off well, and “all the student-athletes are really buying into their training and putting in the dedication and effort,” said Coach Coleman. The team had a successful showing at their first meet at Strake Jesuit on February 18 against 5A and 6A U.I.L. programs (University Interscholastic Program). Then, on February 23, many of the younger athletes on the team were given the chance to compete at the St. Thomas junior varsity meet. This gave the coaches a chance to see how the studentathletes would compete while also giving data to help shape future workouts. Shap-

ing these underclassmen on the team is very important to keep a strong, consistent track and field team for the upcoming years.

More recently, Episcopal High School hosted the Dick Philips Relays, which was another great opportunity to see how the student-athletes have been progressing since quite a few meets had already passed. In the Dick Phillips Relays, the girls’ team was runner up. The boys’ team were champions coming in first place.

With SPC soon, track and field plans to continue training daily and putting in the hard work to potentially bring home that first-place trophy.

Senior Olivia Chapman said, “As a senior, I’ve learned to enjoy track and field for its rewarding nature. To actively witness my improvement over the season makes the work put in all the more worth it.”

THOMPSON WHITE Staff Writer

Freshman Isaiah McMillian sprints in hopes of a medal in the 200m. Photo by Jules Weinstein.

Competition toughens in girls lax Tennis proves to

be SPC contender

JAKE BERLIN Sports Editor The EHS girls lacrosse team has had a rough start to the 2023 spring athletic season, starting the year with a 0-2 record.

In their first game against Stratford, the girls regrettably lost 14-6, then competed against Klein Forest in a close game that ended in an 9-8 loss for the Knights.

Regardless, the team has displayed admirable mental fortitude by playing to the best of their abilities while competing against some of the best schools in the area. The coaching staff remains optimistic about the future performance of the athletes throughout the upcoming events scheduled for their 2023 season. With a fully booked calendar of events, the team will have plenty of opportunities to make up for the unfortunate streak. The girls continue to work on improving their skills and ability to perform as a team unit, factors that are essential to their success in the rapidly approaching SPC Tournament.

The team gathers after a home game with Stratford. Photo by Vivian Turbidy.

THOMPSON WHITE Staff Writer

JAKE BERLIN Staff Writer

The Knights boys lacrosse team has dominated its first five opponents by a combined 51 points, giving them a solid start to the season.

The Knights started strong with a 15-2 win against Stratford High School. In that contest, sophomore goalie Cody Ray earned the game ball after showcasing his offensive skills and scoring his first varsity goal. The team then went on to beat St. Thomas Moore 15-6 and Catholic Baton Rouge, the reigning Louisiana state champions 10-4. With numerous pass knockdowns and a lockdown defense, the Knights defense shined. Senior defenseman Auggie Garcia significant contribution to multiple turnovers earned him the game ball.

With this momentum, the Knights defeated Friendswood High School 19-6, Kingwood High School 16-6, and Cypress Woods 15-9.

The undefeated Knights soon entered a challenging game against The Woodlands. During the first quarter, the Knights fought diligently with deft ball movement.

At the end of the first quarter, the Knights were down by only one; however, they soon began to lose steam and the game 23-8, a disappointing loss.

The EHS varsity girls softball team has had a slow start to their 2022 spring season, beginning the month of March with a 3-6 record and a full calendar of scheduled games throughout the rest of the season.

Following a few early losses, the team took part in the CCISD Tournament where they pulled off a 5-4 win against Lamar Consolidated and an impressive 7-2 victory over Conroe. The team faced many challenging opponents throughout this tournament and ended up losing a total of four games.

Overall, the girls’ attitude and work ethic are exemplary and a contributing factor in a 7-6 victory over St. Agnes.

Regardless, the coaching staff is extremely proud of the way the girls have responded during practices and competition considering the rough start. The group of talented athletes continues to focus on improving every aspect of their performance as they near SPC play.

The girls recognize that they will be required to work harder than ever to achieve their goals, and they are looking forward to the possibility of bringing home a state championship trophy. With this hard work, the girls can possibly bring home their sixth-straight SPC title win.

JULIA SHERMAN Staff Writer

Boys lacrosse Softball defeats ascends into top 6A opponents ten in Texas

This 2023 season, the EHS varsity tennis team is off on the right foot in hopes of bringing home a SPC title. For both girls and boys Head Coach Keith Christman and assistant coaches Succi and Harris, the tennis team has been training hard in preparation for its schedule.

The Knights want to prove themselves this year by placing among the top schools in upcoming tournaments and matches.

Isabel O’Gorman, a returning varsity athlete, said, “We are looking forward to seeing what the season holds and improving along the way. With a senior heavy team, we hope to leave the program better than we found it.”

Two outstanding freshman girls have joined varsity this year, Keira Bigman and Emily McLennan, and hope to help the tennis program succeed.

The boys team is comprised of a young but hard-working team. Three freshman boys made the varsity team this year: Jack Draper, Henri Shatto, and Dylan Shen.

Returning tennis athlete Daniel Fanning said, “Tennis season is off to a great start so far. Varsity had a tournament in College Station on March 3. Our team is looking to go on a run and hopefully bring back a SPC title.” The team returned from the College station tournament content with their performance.

This season, the varsity girls golf team has been hard at work on the green. The team is eager to take their game to the next level with a talented collection of players including Ava Airhart, Nicole Blanco, Lee Bogart, Paige Champion, Mary Conrad, Emma Freeman, Mckee Harmon, Georgia Junell, Layla Knott, Amelia Novotny, Ella Rothwell, and Ella Utterson. To become elite players Head Coach Meghan Moake has been pushing the team to “focus on improving their short game to lower their scores.”

Coach Moake is especially impressed with the team’s dedication and commitment, stating, “The girls have all done amazing things,” not only in practice but also in competition. Coach Moake hopes the girls can continue their diligent work for a great opportunity at the SPC championships.

The boys team is also off to a great start this season, as they placed first in the Travis High School Tournament at Pecan Grove Country Club where the team faced multiple public schools from the surrounding area.

“We’ve been playing better and better each tournament,” junior Bradley O’Donnell commented. “I’m excited to see how far we can go this season as we continue to improve.”

Senior Paige Champion celebrates her win with a Dr. Pepper. Photo courtesy of Lily O’Gorman.

Younger players gaining experience while others are new to the highest level.

Coach Fox is trying to build experience for the new players with all the challenging tournaments in preparation for SPC Episcopal baseball started their season play. on top with multiple Sophomore wins in scrimmages and pitcher, Preston Sulgames. The boys won livan, had a phenomtheir season opener 9-4 enal game pitching against Lutheran and against Lutheran is currently 4-3-1 after South High School having played in three where he pitched 5 big tournaments with innings and only alsome of the best teams lowed one hit. in the state.

Coach Fox said, Before Spring Break, “The culture of this the team played Katy group is exciting, and Tompkins, a 4-3 loss; they bring a fun and San Antonio Reagan, exciting energy for a 1-0 win; and Corpus each other. It really Christi Calallen, a 7-2 loss. All three teams are Ethan Bozeman plays third base for is a blast to coach this team and know all ranked in the state. EHS. Photo by Emma Freeman. these guys. I’m honThe team sports many ored to coach such a great group of men.” talented players - some varsity veterans CLARA CRENSHAW Staff Writer

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Speaks Out

Resident Jester

“What is a popular thing that you think is overrated?”

FLETCHER MURCHISON “Followers on social media”

STELLA FRAILEY “Outer Banks” Cartoon by Lily O’Gorman.

PhotoJ Photo of the Month

DYLAN QUAN “Spaghetti”

SLOANE WALLACE “Sour Patch Kids ”

Greer Fuselier prepares for a draw against her St. Agnes opponent at the March 3 varsity girls lacrosse home game. Photo by Sydney Brooks.

Celebrity Sightings BRIAN BARLETTA “Ice Spice”

ZOE LOVING “Corn”

CHRIS KAROHL “Off campus lunch”

LYDIA BERCKLEY “Soda”

MR. SCHWARZ “Tik Tok”

MRS. HALL “Whataburger”

We asked some Knights which celebrity they are often mistaken for

ALEX MEHNERT & TY BURRELL

TREY SNELL & JACK BLACK