CHUCKLES FROM DOWN UNDER....

An elderly man wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son.

Dear Vincent,

I’m feeling sad ‘cos it looks like I won’t be able to have a tomato garden this year as it’s too hard for me to dig. Love, Papa

A few days later he got a letter from his son. Dear Pop,

Don’t dig up that garden; that’s where the bodies are buried. Love, Vincent

At 4:00 am the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. The next day the old man got another letter from his son.

Dear Pop,

Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now; that’s the best I could do under the circumstances.

Love You, Vinnie

Courtesy of Jenny Fairall and Bell Veterinary Services

An enthusiastic young collector for a charity organization was going door to door asking for donations. He came to the house of a very elderly woman and was telling her how she could make donations for varying periods of time – 6 months, 1 year, 5 years.

The elderly woman replied, “That’s all very well, sonny, but at my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.”

Courtesy of Bell Veterinary Services