Charlotte Asay

Parents: Dr. Matthew and Charlene Asay Wyoming

Cooper Favignano Hall

Parents: Drs. Cameron and Jamie Hall Missouri

CHUCKLES FROM DOWN UNDER....

A tour bus driver is driving down a highway with a bus full of seniors when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts which he gratefully munches up.

After about fifteen minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and gives him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture several more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch, he asks “Why don’t you eat the peanuts yourselves?”

“We can’t chew them because we have no teeth,” she replied.

The puzzled driver asks, “Why do you buy them then?”

The old lady replied, “We just love the chocolate around them.”

Courtesy of Alan from Arcare & Bell Vet Services

Three women were talking about the declining attendance numbers at their respective churches. One commented: “We are lucky to get 20 for church.”

A second woman said: “We are lucky to get 10.”

The third lady said: “In my church the attendance is so low that when the minister says, ‘Dearly Beloved’, I blush.” Courtesy Bell Vet Services