Chuckles from Down Under

“What was your score?” a golfer asked a new member.

“Not good,” was the reply. “I got 65.”

“That’s actually very good,” he was told.

“You think so?” said the new player. “Well, I’m hoping to beat that on the next hole!”

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Little Johnny’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals.

One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.

“Yes,” said the policeman. “The detectives very badly want to capture him.”

Little Johnny asked, “Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture?”

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“Where did you get that great motorcycle?” the student asked his friend.

“I was minding my own business,” the friend replied, “when this gorgeous woman rode up on the bike, jumped off, threw it to the ground, tore off her clothes and said, ‘Take what you want.’”

The first student nodded his approval. “Good choice,” he said. “The clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”

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