Dutch Brothers presents: American Romantic Comedy Adaptation of The Sound of Music In remembrance: Dave Anderson of Portland, Oregon, Germophobe. He didn’t like musicals because he couldn’t understand why people need to sing to communicate. On that note let’s give it to him The Sound of ACA Brother Barry Cares Family Sick Red Tapes Awareness of ALS
Cats Domino Sound of Music Adaption – CDSMA By David Andrew Thorneycrof For Dane Boersma
Characters named T are taken afer the Dutch Brothers Coffee Creed To be so strong that nothing can disturb your peace of mind. To talk health, happiness and prosperity to every person you meet. To make all your friends feel there is something in them. To look at the sunny side of everything and make your optimism come true. To think only the best, to work only for the best and expect only the best. To be just as enthusiastic about the success of others as you are about your own. To forget the mistakes of the past and press on to the greater achievements of the future. To wear a cheerful countenance at all times and give every living creature you meet a smile. To give so much time to the improvement of yourself that you have no time to criticize others. To be too large for worry, too noble for anger, too strong for fear, and too happy to permit the presence of trouble. It’s not that I’m sick or a canary in a coal mine, rather it’s because I don’t have the right kind of sickness. ~David Andrew Thorneycrof
I would not be able to get out of my bed or out of my mind without Helen Raptis’ morning show AMNW with Dave Anderson. Sad the hour of Dave’s calling up. This adaptation honors Fats Domino, a Louisiana Catfish and was written while remembering the fantastic times I experienced living in Virginia. In particular, camping in the Blue Ridge Parkway town of Fancy Gap, VA. And, my thoughts and soulful belly of my beast represents in the same key as John Legend’s Love In The Future Album (especially All Of Me), Billy Joel’s 52nd Street Album and She’s Always A Woman, The Who, Pink Floyd, Journey, Sting and Police,
Reba, Chris Young The Man I Want To Be, Sting, Police, Guess Who’s No Sugar Tonight / New Mother Nature, R Kelly’s Poetic Sex and Marching Band, Heart’s Dog and Butterfly, Lori Henrique’s’ How Great Can This Day Be, Babbie Mason’s Simply I Love You, Cher Believe In Love Afer Love, Helen Raptis ABC’s AMNW local Portland station I give her any credited aim I’ve taken as she guided my discovery. Helen, assisted by Tammy Hernandez of KATU, shall be coordinated in their attire. The only dress outfit to be paired by play write is: for one spot, they wear custom made sailor suits especially designed by the Calvin Klein and Gloria Vanderbilt people. My gif to Hillary Clinton is an adaptation play featuring today’s most talented, uniquely-mentored young with the exceptionally-gifed longevity like Oprah, Cher, Stallone and Joel (OCSJs). Hillary gets no sailor suit. The goal of the play is to project multiculturalism and diversity in behavior which allows for the discomfort of the healthcare industry, the use of technology and creativity, to improve its quality. Comics shall prepare a spots (5-10 minutes) to incorporate into the play’s theme. It can be poetry, drama, jokes skits, all having multiple players filling the stage up with plenty of stimuli accordingly. Those routines will become the dialogue between the musical numbers. In other words: throw-out the original TSOM script, replacing with the romantic comedy. A Benghazi subterfuge become riddled throughout the play. It will make light of the so-called Hillary Clinton debacle in Benghazi. Any time America talks about Benghazi, they’ll be over shadowed by the hit play produced by OCSJs. These four shall mimic, sculpt, depict, create and design attributes using the young and gifed whom aspire to become OCSJs. Add crass and tart language and cute dilemmas. Be aware that the election season is here and this play shall address such topics. The play theme remains that Mrs. Clinton can’t see what she can do about that ancient history. What is this Benghazi story FOX is running? Benghazi’s a type of foot crème for diabetics isn’t it? Yes, Mrs. Clinton Baroness cymbal, yes! For stage. The Baroness character is made in Mrs. Clinton’s likeness. She is an army nurse of magnificent caliber. The brightest woman the army medical center healthcare has ever seen. As a matter of fact, with her broad knowledge she decided against becoming an attorney and became interested in healthcare because it just makes a whole lot of sense. Baroness Hillary is a no nonsense business woman, well-connected and has vast skills, including being her own lawyer in her offtime. Having moved past Benghazi, Hillary will talk about her life-long pursuit to heal people. Skirt healthcare, it’s about healing our America. Her mind, body and soul, Hillary’s and America’s. The healing begins with education and life training of America’s youth. She will talk about how rich Asian culture and farm producing and fishing make good healthy traits which America does good to embrace. And how the RN profession is pioneering wellness centers in the closest proximity to people’s homes and businesses, practically at the doorstep. During her primary run, the village needed rice and fish, she provided seaweed once by accident. But nobody was mad at her and she remained in that village’s hearts and minds for decades. Benghazi’s a village that Oprah cared for and built schools for girls. In a place where girls were banned from learning and sit-out girl’s growth to become empowered women for the future of their families and communities. Her village. We shall forever thank and appreciate Oprah. Oprah will choose to mentor anyone however, my choice would be Cloe Kardashian as Board Chair and Oprah as Ambassador to Kenya or Indonesia during Clinton Presidency. Presents:
Fats Domino
Theme: If I Could Turn Back Time: Opening credit video, Cher Cher explains the importance of the 50s and 60s to American history and pop culture, vows turning back time by turning up time and heat in an out-of-this-world The Sound of Music Adaption, enthralling
audiences of any adult age. Explains how America was before the media-precision vulture culture of today. The play addresses less watching and more moving. Let’s Move. We danced, we sang and were in motion, sitting less with no devices of today. 1950s and 60s TV was innocent and foolish but, has a spot in America and the world forever. The Creative Arts is life itself. My Cher Hillary’s bridges to villages and farms to towns every state is important to healthcare. Diabetes starts when exercise stops, we lack regulating body chemistry and when we consume canned fruits and vegetables and bags of bread flour and chips. Eating breakfast is the most important way to a healthy lifestyle. If you’re not hungry in the morning, try smoking a j first, then eat plenty and take a nap. Traveling Cover Band, Portland, OR: Barry Cares. President Hillary Clinton Runs the Boost When asked a question about Benghazi on late-night television. Hillary responds by naming what Benghazi is: a new Obamacare vitamin supplement nutritional shake drink. What difference does it make? At this point, the ACA Obamacare will make a difference dispensing the shakes in schools, hospitals, assisted living and everywhere. And, not to forget what we live for, infants and toddlers. Use pacifiers to regulated body chemistry ointments to regulate temp when sick. Hillary voted to use military power in 2001. However, given a license for guns and tanks doesn’t mean it fits in every holster. A pes dispenser for feeding people krill-n-fish oil candies clips to your belt and won’t kill. The war was insurmountable pain for America but, it created some long-lasting bromances of our time. Our new weapons are rocks, rattles and dolls. Rocks to remind us that it hurts. Rattles alarming us baby bumping. Dolls blaring ACA interactive learning. Rosetta stone speaks all languages. Don’t cut corners; I like to smooth them. Spice bothers my stomach just a little but, I eat it ofen. Our urging and some planning, predicate jagged rise and fall to health’s freedom, chip-wise vision and unique kisses of pairing. The deaf and blind will hear and see. How much Brother Barry Cares Barry Cares enough! Shows use of knee-bending stairs Realizes smoke can rob oxygen from body narrow Hearing ringing seeing stars lacks control arm-n-legs Cessation belong calves-n-thighs deep knee bend pairs Bromance born memoirs skate over lost skeptics Unlikely partnered to this ACA mess pooled sweat Given veteran clarity crystal what the death’s card Indo President cross finish line with my anti-septic Horses pigs cows chickens kid clothes kid goats Effect change-n-spill bookshelves don’t cause it Barry Dolls Michelle Dolls Obamacare fist tap thee Claimed they me my farm my family my ill oats Live rural life-n-bequeath generational health
Tax the rich yellow dress no health be poor
Hillary Clinton: Just Eat Half-n-Scoot – Nancy Reagan Likeness: Just Say No To Drugs When people are offered a plate, I recommend to eat half. Then, regulate – that’s it. 30 years later, America will legalize food a few states at a time. For now, food banned. I speak to you now as plate person. Half the plate no matter what you delight in eating. The health of many American hearts kept steadily beating. Don’t worry about the waste, restaurants are adding scraps to their used fry oil producing fuel for genuine energy. Hillary has American pulse in her fingers and provides the way to better oxygen and steering decreased levels of sustenance we intake. This adaptation will cultivate the seed and by its star power and lively appeal will sow those seeds as deeply one party could ever expect. Hillary Clinton can honor Nancy Reagan upon unveiling Just Eat Half-nScoot. I’m not afraid of Hillary Clinton becoming 45 th POTUS, I’m not afraid to die or live. In fact, I’m eating ½ a cheeseburger while writing this. I’m not even afraid to give away the secrets of the many doctors I submit. To bring awareness to the epidemic known by rockers as: diabetes. When somebody puts your back against a wall, they’d better have a very strong wall. Obamacare will revolutionize the healthcare field via candy dishes, krill-fish refineries, education and technological anatomic regulators. Soon devices will give the consumer body chemistry in real-time. Given information relating to blood pressure, blood glucose, cholesterol and triglyceride, just to name a smidgeon, can eliminate problems in immediate fashion. For example, if blood glucose level falls below normal, one has the signal to get calories recommended by the ACA doctor. In other words, have a Dutch. Too low you say? Have an Atkins. Burning perfect? Have a Warm-Cheeseburger Ensure. And let them tout its nutrition, regulation and sensation from the international space station scientists and world astronauts. The doctors’ daily, maniacal and repetitious duty is lightened, the consumer-patient has control and the tools. In outer space, the normal energy expended is reduced making it imperative to regulate one’s body chemistry. The earth is the same for everyone needing to regulate their chemistry. Shake Vending:
Dutch-Atkins Brothers Coffee Two el grams of sugar per loving serving 100 other flavors, 5 levels, varied calories, protein
Candy Dishes: Fish Refineries: Pringles Vending:
Candy Company to make Dutch Candy using Omega-3 fine krill-fish oils Expert production of burp-less fish oil capsules collaborate FDA Vending machines dispense Dutch Candies, shakes, krill-fish-oil sprayed chips Brother Barry Love for the Future
Tech Regulation: Alien Antenna:
MIT, Stanford small device integration and sync technology blood transfusions Defense Department Regulation Standard Ethical Procedures Consumer HIPPA Proposed Production Sponsors
ACA Obamacare, Viagra, Cialis, Dutch Brothers Designed Drinks and Coffee, Ensure, Glucerna, Atkins, Weight Watchers, FDA, FCC, NASA, Blue Diamond Almonds, Walmart Great Value Mixed Nuts, Old Wisconsin, Hickory Farms, John Hopkins University, National Diabetes Association, Good Feet Store, Dr. Scholls, Listerine, Evacutrac Evacuation Chair, The Independence Fund, Action Track Chair, Baby Buggy Fund, Neenah Office Products … Shake Ensure Glucerna Atkins D Coca Cola Pepsi Blue Diamond Almonds Walmart Great Value Muscle Milk Hickory Farms Weight Watchers Jenny Craig Oregon Famer’s Market Association
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To bring further awareness to the diabetes epidemic, Coca-Cola companies and Pepsi Corporation, being the most renown, for starters, shall concoct their first Diabetic-inspired (as if diabetes is something to be inspired about cymbal for Dutch-55) and who-da-thunk? Coke and Pepsi become world renowned in regulating the globe’s blood glucose levels. Now Obamacare ACA can be the bottle-pusher for the vast segment of the population. Bottles won’t be a beer drinker nor a baby drinker monopoly. Reopen all those lost, vending machines Ms. Obama caringly closed and fill them with the liquid of life. Pass and spread ACA coins to dispense those shake bottles and the krill-fish-oil candies and chips. To order it to happen is a commanded from authority from on high. The healthcare community and pharmaceutical companies can slay one another. Leave us alone with our voodoo shakes (nutria-shakes) and snake oil (krill-fish oil). Grant us some serenity-flower, a magnifying glass for energy and dandelions to produce the triumph to glory. And finally, the communities that have historically consumed heavy amounts of seafood don’t run the risk of the diseases as Americans. Asian, Middle Eastern etc. The Omega-Three Fish oils and krills, should be made candies devoured by the millions. Then, we will need Obamacare ACA for sure, to keep the Candy dishes filled. They should be in candy machines, roadside stands and in high school vans. The assisted living and the living-interested shall lord over them. What the hell are you waiting for? A bus, an ambulance and a reason to need them both? Thank goodness the rockers won’t be ballet dancing – oh wait one minute, yes they will on occasion. This play, will help everyone of the musicians, directors and players by its multicultural advantage; and by multi-faceted design to extrapolate the talent from humming rockers making them into swans which move in silence.
A Game of Penetration to America’s Heart & Sickness Conditioning America’s Mind Not the Air Around Them Please Verify Scientifically, a joule of energy has a burn-out rate known as calories. In the event our body temperature increases 1 degree, a joule, it can lead to weight loss. In other words, turn up the heat, let the body drip and boil – the body does the rest. Air conditioners have taken over our metabolism. While cool certainly remains comfortable, being a little hot around the collar can lead to more than a smidgeon of pounds be lost. This play shall open the hottest day known to records and attendees will wear formal tropical dress. During a climate change, the power and air conditioning (AC) is lost. But, the show must go on no matter if all we have is candles, backstage and stage lights. Outfit the house with 20-30-hour Yankee Candles. To keep the lights on in the building they quickly summon Portland State University students to volunteer running on the treadmills and many Elliptical stair steppers while others bicycle. However, the amount of energy produced only allows for dim lighting. Just enough for the stage lights. Everybody sweats during the show, lobby crosswinds come at each intermission (4 intermissions – 5 acts). The whole, final act 5, the AC becomes active by installing a Generac Power Systems Gennie GP2 (Cameo GP2 from the future) which provides much-needed comfort to everyone. Near the ending, and afer the encore, it gets so cold and extremely bright it freezes everyone out. Each audience member, cast and crew have a pair of Red Steer Gloves under their chair and are encouraged to put them on. onto the streets. Once onto the dusky streets and hit by the warm air, all PSU students squirt everyone with squirt guns. Upon departing Keller Center, they make everyone aware the power of orange. And Magnum lights outside providing sof light without blinding those departing the venue. It takes a village is what Hillary envisions. I heard her voice and add: it takes a verb. A verb is an action word. Village, go forth and serve, work, align, give, ……………………………………………………………..be alone and those verbs making up the Dutch Brothers Coffee Creed. It takes energy and talent to blow tubas in a marching band. Hot tub and naptime. Women plant the seeds producing the powers placing their power stages. Mr. James Brown, may you rest in peace but, this is no longer a man’s world or, perhaps it never was man’s alone. Do women keep us safe and how can we improve the working together narrowing slight sexism as women are under fire? Abortions and men touting older women’s ugly looks. TSOM Adaption CDSMA for Brother Barry Cares Make an interesting game, in that, each musician must court (court meaning anything you make of it, wink) another musician and provide mentorship. Further, those interns must be from a foreign country. Conversely, if the musician is from outside the U.S. then be paired with a musician on the inside. In totality, it is open season, open field and best-suited environment, from lover’s quarrel to cherished beginnings new, firework display. In other words, 50-60-70-80-90-year old Ensure cocktail drinker and choice mixology favorite with foreign correspondent cow slapper or devout diamond catcher, wrecking ball magnet and baby-be-buggy basket, charming royal snit and ghetto fine cut, athletic show dribble to the spoiler-socket arrow heads, goat-tee grey chums and spirited young backing up (personal fav), mike dropping runt and flat-bottomed mature sung, teacher-professor types and player boogie-board bastions.
Burlesque Play Opening at Keller Auditorium Performing Arts Center Portland 1111 SW Broadway, Portland, OR 97205 The High-Volume Sounds, MIT Arts, Comedic Stallions and Dramatic Terrorists I write this Cats Domino Sound of Music Adaptation (CDSMA) with my feet in freezing water, I’m a fool for rushing water. The whole show is dedicated to Antione Fats Domino, the best rocker of the 50s. He is now 87 years old living in New Orleans. His sponsor for this show is Harry Connick Jr. These are the only two paired be play writer. Coz I za zo (Harry Connick New Orleans accent insert here). Warning: I’m flying by the seat of Amy Schumer’s pants, only she doesn’t know it. And, I’m streaking through America because my pants are flying in my District Attorney’s yard! All jokes blatantly burn someone and die to the bottom of the heart’s tear bucket. In other words, hold my hand…in other words, baby I roast you! Ensure-type Drink: Sinatra-Dirty Cocktail (Sinxtra DC Cocktail). I’d love to partake but, I don’t think its Ensure I’ll need, but baby formula and kitten milk. The Hills Are Alive with the Sound of 60s Metal, 50s Sex Pop-culture and Current Wrecking-Ball Ballads The Portland Arts and Entertainment Renaissance has begun blooming, growing strong in the Northwest. My tongue to my cheek to cheek with you. Fable be you three, sensible and daring, capable and expert lean-ins Play write’s sidekick, partner and confidant knowledge center and Cameo: Aidy Bryant, Tina Fey, Sally Field. People that bother me remind me never to be late for the people in your life. Judge less about what people do for themselves and more for what they are trying to do for the benefit of others. Some people (myself included) cannot take care of their personal life. So, they begin to point their worth and talent to help others, hoping that it may return. That’s karma. It’s within this spirit, a force guides me. As John Legend has stated: here we are in the prime of our life, we’re so ripe, yeah, the time’s right. The time is right for me to find her, begin waving flags and turn over stones. Sculpture Fats Domino:
Lee Hunt, (Cleary characters artist) Dedication Fats Domino Keller One sculpture shall be given to the city of New Orleans as a Keller gif Another sculpture shall be mounted (Keller board members decide) Fats Domino shall be sculpted with a catfish typical of Louisiana waters He doesn’t need be fishing just be with one passing the time away Harriet Tubman shall also be memorialized by Lee Hunt at this time
CDSMA Prints Paintings:
Leroy Setziol, Portland Child Art, Pacific Northwest College of Art, Multnomah Arts Center, Radius Studio, Painting Conservation Studio, Portland Art Museum, Northwest Academy, Art Institute of Portland,
Glass Blowing Artisans:
Elements Glass, Portland Glass Blowers, Live Laugh Love Glass, Parabelle Glass, Old Town Glass, Dr. Linda George, PSU for DEQ
Portland Bartending:
Jon Taffer, Bar Rescue, Portland Bartending Academy, Portland Bartending School,
Hotel Hospitality:
Portland State University student hotel booking club downtown hotels, limos, Uber, taxis, childcare nurseries, Hollywood liaisons
Charitable Giving:
Shriner’s Children Hospital, Doernbecher Children's Hospital, Kroc Center, Salem, Oregon Humane Society, St. Jude, Children’s Miracle Network, Oregon PTA, Oregon 4-H Center, Oregon Children’s Theatre, Meals on Wheels, Portland'5 Centers for the Arts, 1111 SW Broadway, Portland, OR, Life STAR Oregon, UNICEF, American Red Cross, United Food Bank California Auburn, Calif. Placer County Food Bank, Chico, Calif. Chico’s Food for All Citrus Heights, Calif. Sacramento Food Bank and Family Services Crescent City, Calif. Community Assistance Network Davis Calif. Yolo Food Bank Dixon, Calif. Yolo Food Bank Elk Grove, Calif. Elk Grove Food Bank Eureka, Calif. Food for People in Humboldt Fair Oaks, Calif. Sacramento Food Bank and Family Services Fairfield, Calif. Food Bank of Contra Costa and Solano Fresno, Calif. Poverello House Granite Bay, Calif. Placer County Food Bank Napa, Calif. Community Action of Napa Valley Oakley, Calif. Food Bank of Contra Costa Orland, Calif. Orland Pantry Oroville, Calif. North State Food Bank Palo Cedro, Calif. Good New Rescue Mission Paradise, Calif. North State Food Bank Red Bluff, Calif. NVCSS - Corning Resource Center Food Bank Redding, Calif. Good New Rescue Mission Rocklin, Calif. Placer County Food Bank Sacramento, Calif. Sacramento Food Bank and Family Services Santa Rosa, Calif. F.I.S.H. of Santa Rosa Sonoma, Calif. Friends of Sonoma Helping – FISH Woodland, Calif. Yolo Food Bank Colorado Colorado Springs, Colo. The Springs Rescue Mission Idaho Boise, Idaho Boise Rescue Mission Caldwell, Idaho Lighthouse Rescue Mission Coeur D’Alene, Idaho Community Action Partnership - Kootenai County Garden City, Idaho Boise Rescue Mission Lewiston, Idaho Community Action Partnership Meridian, Idaho Meridian Food Bank Moscow, Idaho Moscow Food Bank Nampa, Idaho Lighthouse Rescue Mission Payette, Idaho Oregon Food Bank - Southeast Oregon Services Twin Falls, Idaho South Central Community Action Partnership Nevada Carson City, Nev. Food for Thought East Vegas, Nev. Three Square Oregon Albany, Ore. Linn Benton Food Share Aloha, Ore, Oregon Food Bank Ashland, Ore. Access Food Inc. Astoria, Ore. Clatsop Community Action Beaverton, Ore. Oregon Food Bank Bend, Ore. The Giving Plate Brookings, Ore. Our Community Helpers Canby, Ore. Oregon Food Bank Cave Junction, Ore. Josephine County Food Bank Central Point, Ore. Access Food Inc. Clackamas, Ore. Clackamas Service Center Coos Bay, Ore. Oregon Coast Community Action Cornelius, Ore. Washington County Food Bank Corvallis, Ore. Community Outreach Cottage Grove, Ore. Food for Lane County Dallas, Ore. Lighthouse Rescue Mission Eugene, Ore. Food for Lane County Florence, Ore. Florence Food Share Forest Grove, Ore. Echo Shaw Elementary Food Pantry Grants Pass, Ore. Josephine County Food Bank Gresham, Ore. Snowcap Community Charities Happy Valley, Ore. Clackamas Service Center Hermiston, Ore. Agape House Hillsboro, Ore. Washington County Food Bank Hood River, Ore. FISH
Junction City, Ore. Food for Lane County Keizer, Ore. Marion and Polk County Food Share Klamath Falls, Ore. Klamath and Lake County Food Bank La Grande, Ore. Calvary Chapel Lebanon, Ore. Linn Benton Food Share Lincoln City, Ore. Food Share of Lincoln County McMinnville, Ore. Yamhill County Food Bank Medford, Ore. Access Food Inc. MiltonFreewater, Ore. Bread Basket Monmouth, Ore. Lighthouse Rescue Mission Newberg, Ore. Yamhill Community Action Partnership Newport, Ore. Food Share of Lincoln County North Bend, Ore. Oregon Coast Community Action Ontario, Ore. Oregon Food Bank - Southeast Oregon Services Oregon City, Ore. Oregon Food Bank Phoenix, Ore. Access Food Inc. Portland Ore. 4721 NE Columbia Blvd. Oregon Food Bank 1609 NE Glen Widing Dr. Northwest Children's Outreach 430 NE Lloyd Blvd. Oregon Food Bank 2110 NW 23rd Ave. Oregon Food Bank 4455 SE 26th Ave. Society of St. Vincent DePaul 514 SE Belmont St. Oregon Food Bank 13640 SE Division St. Snowcap Community Charities 6710 SE Foster Rd. Southeast Church of the Nazarene Raleigh Hills, Ore, Oregon Food Bank Redmond, Ore. The Giving Plate Roseburg, Ore. United Community Action Network - UCAN Douglas Salem, Ore. Marion and Polk County Food Share Scappoose, Ore. Columbia Pacific Food Bank Seaside, Ore. Clatsop Community Action Sherwood, Ore. Sherwood Helping Hands Sisters, Ore. The Giving Plate Springfield, Ore. Food for Lane County St. Helens, Ore. Columbia Pacific Food Bank Sutherlin, Ore. Sutherlin Oakland Emergency Food Pantry Sweet Home, Ore. Linn Benton Food Share The Dalles, Ore. St. Vincent De Paul Tigard, Ore. St. Anthony's Tualatin, Ore. Tualatin School House Pantry White City, Ore. Access Food Inc. Woodburn, Ore. Oregon Food Bank Washington Centralia, Wash. Lewis County Food Bank Coalition East Vancouver, Wash. The Pantry Project Kelso, Wash. FISH of Cowlitz County Kennewick, Wash. Second Harvest Lacey, Wash. Thurston County Food Bank Longview, Wash. FISH of Cowlitz County Moses Lake, Wash. Moses Lake Food Bank Olympia, Wash. Thurston County Food Bank Pasco, Wash. Second Harvest Richland, Wash. Second Harvest Spokane, Wash. Second Harvest Sunnyside, Wash. Sunnyside ACS Food Bank Vancouver, Wash. Clark County Food Bank Walla Walla, Wash. Blue Mountain Action Council Wenatchee, Wash. St. Vincent De Paul Yakima, Wash. Northwest Harvest Central Washington Arizona All locations The Arizona Recreation Center for the Handicapped – ARCH California Auburn, Calif. Placer Children's Emergency Shelter Chico, Calif. Food for All Citrus Heights, Calif. Crescent City, Calif. Brookings-Harbor Education Foundation Davis Calif. Families First in Davis Elk Grove, Calif. Teen Center USA Eureka, Calif. Boys & Girls Club of the Redwoods Fair Oaks, Calif. Getty Owl Foundation Fairfield, Calif. Fairfield P.A.L. / Matt Garcia Youth Center Fresno, Calif. CASA Granite Bay, Calif. Excel Roseville Napa, Calif. Voices Oakley, Calif. Delta First 5 Orland, Calif. Glenn County TAY Center Oroville, Calif. Toys for Tots Palo Cedro, Calif. CASA Paradise, Calif. Toys for Tots Red Bluff, Calif. NVCSS - Tehama Co. CASA Redding, Calif. CASA Rocklin, Calif. Placer Children's Emergency Shelter Sacramento, Calif. Getty Owl Foundation Santa Rosa, Calif. CalServes
Sonoma, Calif. Boys & Girls Club of Sonoma Valley Woodland, Calif. Families First in Davis Colorado Colorado Springs, Colo. Boys & Girls Club of the Pikes Peak Region Idaho Boise, Idaho Boys & Girls Club of Ada County Caldwell, Idaho Boys & Girls Club of Nampa Coeur D’Alene, Idaho Boys & Girls Club of Kootenai County Garden City, Idaho Lewiston, Idaho Boys & Girls Clubs of the Lewis-Clark Valley Meridian, Idaho Boys & Girls Club of Ada County Moscow, Idaho Moscow Schools Backpack for Kids Nampa, Idaho Boys & Girls Club of Nampa Payette, Idaho Boys & Girls Club Western Treasure Valley Twin Falls, Idaho Boys & Girls Club of Magic Valley Nevada Carson City, Nev. Boys & Girls Club of Western Nevada East Vegas, Nev. Peggy's Attic at Child Haven Oregon Albany, Ore. Boys & Girls Club of Albany Aloha, Ore, Start Making a Reader Today – SMART Ashland, Ore. Boys & Girls Club of the Rogue Valley Astoria, Ore. The Wishing Tree Program Beaverton, Ore. Start Making a Reader Today – SMART Bend, Ore. Healthy Beginnings Brookings, Ore. Brookings-Harbor Education Foundation Canby, Ore. Doernbecher Children Hospital Cave Junction, Ore. Boys & Girls Club of the Rogue Valley Central Point, Ore. Boys & Girls Club of the Rogue Valley Clackamas, Ore. Northwest Family Services Coos Bay, Ore. Boys & Girls Club of South Western Oregon Cornelius, Ore. Boys & Girls Club of Hillsboro Corvallis, Ore. Local Children's Organization Cottage Grove, Ore. The Pearl Buck Center Dallas, Ore. Kids Inc. of Dallas Eugene, Ore. The Pearl Buck Center Florence, Ore. CROW - Children's Repertory of Oregon Workshops Forest Grove, Ore. Tom McCall Upper Elementary Grants Pass, Ore. Boys & Girls Club of the Rogue Valley Gresham, Ore. Northwest Children's Outreach Happy Valley, Ore. Northwest Family Services Hermiston, Ore. Herminston HS Booster "Adopt a Dawg" Hillsboro, Ore. Boys & Girls Club of Hillsboro Hood River, Ore. Families First Junction City, Ore. The Pearl Buck Center Keizer, Ore. Liberty House Klamath Falls, Ore. Toys for Tots La Grande, Ore. La Grande Optimist Kids Club Lebanon, Ore. Boys & Girls Clubs of the Greater Santiam Lincoln City, Ore. Neighbors for Kids McMinnville, Ore. Mendonca Academy of Martial Arts Medford, Ore. Boys & Girls Club of the Rogue Valley Milton-Freewater, Ore. Danner Farms Monmouth, Ore. Monmouth YMCA Newberg, Ore. Toy & Joy Newport, Ore. Neighbors for Kids North Bend, Ore. Boys & Girls Club of South Western Oregon Ontario, Ore. Boys & Girls Club Western Treasure Valley Oregon ity, Ore. Doernbecher Children Hospital Phoenix, Ore. Boys & Girls Club of the Rogue Valley Portland Ore. 4721 NE Columbia Blvd. Boys & Girls Regence Club 1 1609 NE Glen Widing Dr. Northwest Children's Outreach 2110 NW 23rd Ave. Boys & Girls Regence Club 4455 SE 26th Ave. YMCA of Columbia-Willamette: Grout Elementary School 514 SE Belmont St. Start Making a Reader Today - SMART 13640 SE Division St. Northwest Children's Outreach 6710 SE Foster Rd. Start Making a Reader Today – SMART Raleigh Hills, Ore, Start Making a Reader Today – SMART Redmond, Ore. Healthy Beginnings Roseburg, Ore. Boys & Girls Club of Umpqua Valley Salem, Ore. Liberty House Scappoose, Ore. Care and Share Seaside, Ore. The Wishing Tree Program Sherwood, Ore. 4 Kids
Sake Sisters, Ore. Healthy Beginnings Springfield, Ore. The Pearl Buck Center St. Helens, Ore. Toy N Joy Sutherlin, Ore. Sutherlin Community Resource Center Sweet Home, Ore. Boys & Girls Clubs of the Greater Santiam The Dalles, Ore. Families First Tigard, Ore. Tualatin, Ore. Tualatin School House Pantry White City, Ore. Boys & Girls Club of the Rogue Valley Woodburn, Ore. Camp Belong Washington Centralia, Wash. Salvation Army East Vancouver, Wash. Boys & Girls Club of SW Washington Kelso, Wash. YMCA of Southwest Washington Kennewick, Wash. Boys & Girls Club of Benton and Franklin Counties Lacey, Wash. North Thurston Education Foundation Longview, Wash. YMCA of Southwest Washington Moses Lake, Wash. New Hope Olympia, Wash. North Thurston Education Foundation Pasco, Wash. Boys & Girls Club of Benton and Franklin Counties Richland, Wash. Boys & Girls Club of Benton and Franklin Counties Spokane, Wash. Christmas Wish Sunnyside, Wash. Boys & Girls Club of Benton and Franklin Counties Vancouver, Wash. Boys & Girls Club of SW Washington Walla Walla, Wash. Friends of Children of Walla Walla Wenatchee, Wash. ChelanDouglas CASA Yakima, Wash. Children’s Village Phone Marketing: Cold-call Walmart, Kmart, Fred Meyers etc. to stock TSOM-original DVDs Marketing:
Boule Media Marketing, Carly Fiorina video, Oregonian, Statesman Journal, Network TV, Book: Orgling to Wildings by David T (unpublished),
Public Relations:
Chris Matthews (Hardball), Kareem Abdul Jabbar, Sydney Poitier, Jane Fonda, Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson, Jennifer Lawrence, Marina Sirtis, Gates McFadden, Patrick Stewart, Michael Dorn, Denise Crosby, LeVar Burton, Wil Wheaton, Adam Carolla,
Sponsors & Resources:
American Red Cross, Obamacare ACA, NASA, AARP, Julie Hasson, healthiestcities.org, Arts, Culture & Portland Metro Concerns:
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Oregon Health Sciences University, Oregon State University
Guest Hosts:
Rikki Lake, Boyz II Men, LL Cool J, Metallica, Chris Young, Reba, Jan Hooks, Designing Women, Kathy Najimy, Meredith Atkins, ABC Full Measure, Meredith Vieira, Local: Diane Kempton, Lebanon, OR and Amanda Kempton, Bend, OR (mother and daughter), Psychotherapist Dr. Stacy Kaiser (Celebrity Fit Club), Laurent Blanc
Beginning the Blessing:
Bill Schonely, Portland, OR to say a few hail Mary’s, some dear Gods and a lot of Heaven please help us. Amen.
Emcee:
Helen Raptis
Creative Directors:
Not many Broadway plays have Gods. However, this play needs two: Morgan Freeman, Lily Tomlin, their chairs shall be 2 cubits x 3 cubits
Creative Authors & Writers:
Jordan Peele, Dana Fox, Laurie Wright, On Behalf of the President, Kristina McMorris, On the Edge of Lost, Linda Yoshida, Banished Threads (mom and daughter team), Kim Dower, Alicia Rose, Brooke Totman, Celebrity Fit Club, DietTribe and Identity.
Chef Consultants:
Rachel Ray, Anna Chlumsky, The Chew, Oregon Culinary Institute, Portland, Oregon Restaurants Association
Casting Directors:
Ron Howard, Gary Marshall, Helen Raptis, Harry Connick Jr., Jason Bateman, Lana Veenka, Carrie Ann Inaba, Katherine Heigl, Ana Gasteyer, Dana Walden, Jonathan Frakes, Dean Devlin, Morris Chestnut,
Managing Editors: Journalists & Media:
Eva Pilgrim, ABC, Fox News Dana Perino, Erin Moriarty, Meghan Kelly, Greg Gutfeld, Alicia Menendez, Anderson Cooper, National Rifle Association, Fox, CNN, local, Alan Light, Hollywood Reporter, Village Voice,
Costume Team Lead Design:
Christine Richardson, Portland, Miss Africa 2015: Priscilla Anyabu, Miss Africa 2015 Runner-ups: Yetunde Olankitan, Samantha Ruskin, Ufuoma Aghomi, Zoe Claire Tucker, Past Miss Africa winners: 2014: Meron Wudneh, 2013: Kathy Onwu, 2012: Ghyslaine Tchouaga, 2010: Fifi Souma, 2009: Nyasha Zimucha, 2007: Mfonobong Esiet, 2006: Teizue Gayflor, 2005: Hariette Thomas, Miss Asian Global & Best in Ethnic Costume: Pamela Lagera, Miss Asian America: Stephanie Lin, Miss Asian First Princess & Miss Asian California: Malia Kurashima Carlson, Miss Asian Second Princess & Miss Asian San Francisco: Jennie Li, Miss Asian Third Princess: Puja Oza, Miss Congeniality: Tselmuun Batkhsihig, Miss Scholastic Achievement: Diana Chen, Miss STEM: Carol Tran, Miss Community Service: Erin Zhao, Miss Talent: Susan Wang, Miss
Social Media: Pimrajchada Ruangtanapakdee, Miss Entrepreneur & Miss Popularity: Anita Wong, Miss Photogenic: Rosa Her Stage Set Design:
Fiber-Fab, Gervais, OR to build pedicure, manicure, phone booth, breast feeding stations, Pike Street Fish stations and tubs for the JA JT Gold BondCoQ10 massaging. Also, to create and build some bartending trolleys for the stage and lobby. Could open a new market for Fiber Fab, Gretchen Stauffler, Devine Bath, Geoff Manaugh, blogger assist. The reason a shower and tub manufacturer was chosen: for the stage to become flashy and prepare audience mind for a lot of bathroom play.
Image Consultant:
Carol Parker Walsh, Portland, Adam LaRouche, retired NBL White Sox
Meditation & Yoga:
Gennie Girl with an orange mat and Maggie Lite with a red mat
Confidence & Energy Coaches: Laurie Redmond Marie Manucherie, RN
Feeling Good Naked Author Intuitive Self-Healing
2016 Top Doctors & Dentists:
Lane County Lifestyle Quarterly, Eugene Magazine, Dr. Edwin Vieira,
Psychotherapist Life Coach:
Oregon Health Science University, Didi Zac, Portland, Timothy and Gert Boyle, Columbia Sportwear with other Holocaust survivors: Clary, Robert M 1 March 1926 (90) France, Lowens, Curt M 17 November 1925 (90) Germany Lustig, Branko M 10 June 1932 (83) Croatia, Polanski, Roman M 18 August 1933 (82) Poland Posner, Ruth F 30 April 1933 (83) Poland, Kanye West, Pamela Anderson, Ashton Kutcher & Mila Kunis, Jeremy Renner, Jennifer Lawrence,
Executive Producers:
David Stern (former NBA Commissioner), Cher, Oprah, Pam Greer, Bette Midler, Sylvester Stallone, Billy Joel, Denzel Washington, Kathleen Turner, Elizabeth Hasselbeck, Jerry Seinfeld, Phylicia Rashad, Susan Sarandon, Calvin Klein, Gloria Vanderbilt, Shaquille O’Neil, Big Throbbing Accounts and Big Boobie Dollars be on holler (yes, the porn industry dollar burn) their game to be the rat pack their operation mum: pull big dollars from their friend’s bum and bring some Sammy Hagar Rum & Tito Vodka bring the curtains and lights up.
Assistant Exec Producers:
Margie Boule, Chuck and Chris Palmer, David Sargent, Chris Rock, Kevin Hart, Megan McCain, R Kelly, Bristol Palin (13), Scotty McCreery, Jennifer Garner, Weird Al Yankovic, Naveen Andrews, Josh Holloway, David McCallum, Robert Vaughn, Barbara Feldon, Kurt Russell, William Shatner, Pat Crowley, Martin Landau, Sharon Farrell, June Lockhart, Kim Darby, Anne Francis, Richard Anderson, Fritz Weaver, Zohra Lampert, Angela Lansbury, Anne Jeffreys, Jeannine Riley, Lee Meriwether, Carol Lynley, Sue Ane Langdon, Bernard Fox, Ruta Lee, Buck Taylor, Roger Ewing, Burt Reynolds, Mitch Vogel, Tim Matheson, David Hedison, Allan Hunt, James Darren, Linda Cristal, Peter Mark Richman, James Brolin, Mark Slade, Jill St. John, Adam West, Burt Ward, Julie Newmar, John
Astin, Van Williams, Glynis Johns, Joan Collins, Barbara Rush, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Erik Estrada, Larry Wilcox, Robert Pine, Brianne Leary, Paul Linke, Tom Reilly, Bruce Penhall, Lou Wagner, Michael Dorn, Brodie Greer, Lauren Tewes, Jill Whelan, Gavin MacLeod, Fred Grandy, Bernie Kopell, Ted Lange, Ted McGinley, Pat Klous, Gretchen Corbett, Stuart Margolin, Kathryn Harrold, Lindsay Wagner, Tom Selleck, James Whitmore Jr., Bo Hopkins, Rita Moreno, Dennis Dugan, Tom Atkins, Louis Gossett Jr., William Smith, Mariette Hartley, Sharon Gless, Trisha Noble, Sian Barbara Allen, Joan Van Ark, Nita Talbot, Lynette Mettey, Diana Muldaur, Linda Evans, Lee Purcell, Shelley Fabares, Larry Manetti, Bill Mumy, Joyce Van Patten, Ed Harris, Julie Sommars, Stefanie Powers, Erin Gray, Pamela Hensley, Kim Richards, Ned Beatty, Hector Elizondo, Marina Sirtis, Creative Love Forces:
Sir Paul McCartney, Sir Elton John, Diana Ross-n-baby Rainbow, Gladys Knight, The Boss, The Jackson Family, Bruno Mars (the video Just the Way You Are stout!), Donny Osmond, Chris Isaak, Mercedes Ellington, Stevie Wonder, The Queen of Soul Ms. Aretha Franklin, Jada Pinkett Smith, Fantasia, My girls must be found by the CLF. Tyra Banks and models from plus to bust and young legal to infinite wow. Diverse color is the blackest way to true love and soul. Lindsay Ess (hands reattached), Wounded Warriors volunteers, Elise Rene Goldsberry
Play Collaborators:
Prince Cuba Gooding, Jr., Saturday Night Live Cast and Crew, George Lopez, Carol Burnett, Joy Behar, Tim Meadows, Rosie O’Donnell, Barbara Walters, Demi Moore, David Cassidy, Don Rickles, Tim Conway, Donnie Osmond, Marie Osmond, Elizabeth Perkins, Jodie Foster, Kumail Nanjiani, Serena Williams, Ed Begley,
Play Direction Mentors:
Will Smith, Jada Pinkett, Denzel Washington, Ron Howard, Twilight Directors, Aaron Anderson, Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore, Ray Liotta, J.B. Smoove, Judd Nelson, Anthony Michael Hall, Ally Sheedy, John Kapelos, Mary Christian, Perry Crawford, Ron Dean, Tim Gamble, Fran Gargano, Mercedes Hall, Emilio Estevez, Molly Ringwald, Paul Gleason,
New Play Directors:
Cecil Strong, Nikki Menaj, Sharon Osbourne, Jeff Foxworthy, Justin Bieber, Sam Smith, Johanna Schwartz, Amy Beth Schumer, Chadwick Boseman,
Comedy Vagina Calling:
32 Ladies Fun 2003
Comedy Collaborators:
Jimmy Dynomite, Red Fox, CeCe Durante Bloum , Garrett Morris, Dr. Ken, Steve Harvey, Chris Rock, Adam Sandler, Will Smith, JB Smoove, Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Richard Lewis, Cheryl Hines, Wanda Sykes, Jimmy Fallon, Aziz Ansari, Steve Martin, Martin Short, George Lopez, Amy Beth Schumer, Melissa McCarthy, Kathy Griffin, Doug Benson, Cedric the Entertainer, Andy Sandberg, Kenny Bob Davis, JP Linde, Art Krug, Susan Rice, Steve Byrne, Sandra Bernhard, METV, Hal Linden, Andy Dick, Martha Stewart, Kyle Gass, Valerie Harper, Stephanie Courtney, Patrick
Cox, Laura Spencer, George Hamilton, Noah Mills, Piers Morgan, Bianca Lawson, Abby Elliot, Caroline Rhea, Federico Delei, Carla Gallo, Jackee Harry, J. J. Totah, Laura Kightlinger, Steve Talley, Valerie Azlynn, Arden Myrin, Millicent Martin, Karen Maruyama, Natalie Dreyfuss, Chris Williams, Mo Gaffney, Leslie Grossman, Deborah Theaker, Kat Dennings, Beth Behrs, Jennifer Coolidge, Jonathan Kite, Matthew Moy, Nick Zano, Eric Andre, Ryan Hansen, Brook Lyons, Giles Marini, Lindsay Lohan, Ed Quinn, Kim Kardashian, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Jesse Metcalfe, Missi Pyle, Steven Weber, Debra Wilson, Perez Hilton, Comedy Players:
Susie Essman for rules to using swear words and tending the money jar for the one’s swearing the most. Performing Arts - Wilson, Grant, Jefferson, Benson, Lincoln - Portland Public High Schools, Rural Oregon High Schools: Woodburn Success, North Marion, Gervais, Central, Dallas, Barry Crimmins, Eliza Skinner, Esther Povitsky, Colin Kane, Shane Mauss, Nicole Byer, Amy Miller, Sonia Denis, Kate Willett, Caitlin Gill, Emily Maya Mills, Rylee Newton, Stacey Hallal, Zainab Johnson, Rye Silverman, Courtney Gilmour, Subhah Agarwal, Scout Durwood, Heather Thomson, Karen Kilgariff, Alice Wetterland, Marcie Belsky, Katie-Ellen Humphries, Abi Harrison, Maggie May, Bri Pruett, Christine Stine An, Elicia Sanchez, Naomi Ekperigin, Natalie Jose, Sharon Houston, Page Hurwitz, Janet Varney, Anna Seregina, Courtney Gilmour, Scout Durwood, Sarah Burns, Jessica Makinson, Annie Savage, Katie Nguyen, Mona Concepcion, Caitlin Weierhauser, Barbara Holm, Whitney Streed, Kristine Levine, Kirsten Kuppenbender, Issey Miyake, Kahle, Eckhaus Latta, Suzanne Rae, Nancy Stella Soto, BLESS, Anntian, CristaSeya, Lauren Manoogian, Martiniano, Mansur Gavriel Musical Master Arrangement Conductor: Billy Joel
Musical Sections Directors:
Thomas Lauderdale, Branford Marsalis, Bootsy Collins, Paul Schaffer, Michael Lee Aday (Meatloaf) Oregon Symphony and Portland Chamber Orchestra, Greg McKelvey, Jr., Boston Band, Pink Floyd, The Who, Coldplay,
Musical Collaborators:
Carlos Santana, Tom Grant, Stevie Wonder, Drake, John Legend, George Clinton and Parliament, Cher, Fred Armisen, Mariah Carey, Dione Warwick, Diana Ross, Supremes, Roots, Queen Latifa, Katy Perry, Jewel, Greg Allman Band, John Melloncamp, Doobie Brothers, Marsalis Family, Lil Jon, Norman Sylvester, Reba, Songhoy Blues, Blues Travelers, Dirty Reunion, U2 Bono, NSYNC Justin Timberlake, JC Chasez, Chris Kirkpatrick, Joey Fatone, and Lance Bass, Snarky Puppy, These Guys NY, Big Jack Jackson, R.L. Burnside, John Paul Professor, Berklee College of Music, Ensemble Department, The Hawketts, The Meters and The Neville Brothers, Chris Brown, Busta Rhymes, John Lurie, Portland Opera, Terry Kirkman, John Melloncamp, Curtis Salgado Ensemble, (inspiration: R. L. Burnside), Robert Cray, Hot Mess, Monsters of Men at
Work, Justin Case, Maureen McGovern, Slash, The Weekend, Nas, Wretched, Jonas Brothers Dance Direction:
Cher, Jennifer Lopez, Christina Aguilera, Janet Jackson, John Travolta, Olivia Newton John, Paula Abdul, Rosie Perez, Beyonce, Tina Turner, Matthew McConaughey, Seth Rogen, Jack Black, Ben Stiller, JB Smoove, Misty Copeland ballerina glittering dark beauty, International Boxing Federation Champs: 2005-2016, Tommy Rall, Hulk Hogan, Evander Holyfield, Mike Tyson,
Wardrobe Stylist Guidance:
Gloria Vanderbilt, Calvin Klein, Delores Huerta, Miss Latina USA, 20132016, 2012 – Sasha Zacarias New York, 2011 – Marice Morales UTAH, 2010 – Elizabeth Robaina US CUBA (TEXAS), 2009 – Diana Franca UTAH, 2008 – Fatima Leonardo RHODE ISLAND, 2007 - Yalena Matos OREGON, 2006 – Melissa Marin RHODE ISLAND, 2005 - Melissa Quesada NEW YORK, 2004 – Graciela Stanley KANSAS, 2003 - Lydia Acuña, UTAH, 2002 – Elynor Martinez UTAH, 2001 - Karla Vargas, CALIFORNIA, 2000 – Katherine Gonzalez NEW YORK, 1999 - Dilania Inoa, RHODE ISLAND, 1998 – Katherine Rodriguez, FLORIDA, 1996 - Iris Almario, NEW YORK, 1994 – FLORIDA Joanne Morales-George, 1993 - Dailin Garcia, FLORIDA, 1992 – Carla Morales, RHODE ISLAND, 1991 - Yvette Gonzalez, NEW YORK, 1990 – Carola Garfias, ARIZONA, 1988-89 - Hany Valdes, FLORIDA, 1987 – Sdenka Dobronic, WASHINGTON, D.C, 1986 - Sandra Luz Cedillos TEXAS, Amand and Gina from Cleveland,
Make-up & Hair Design:
Dosha, M Portland, Beth Level – Esthetician, Maybelline, Revlon, Max Factor, Proactive,
Motivational Speakers:
Dr. Julius Irving, CJ McCollum, Steve Harvey, Terry Stotts (NBA Coach, Portland), Anderson Cooper (CNN), Steve Dunn (KATU, Portland), Dave Salesky (KATU), Miss Oregon 2009, Common, Diana Ross, Madonna
Fire Safety:
Portland City and Vancouver, Washington Fire Departments
Security:
Portland Guardian Angels Red Berets, Wackenhut, Portland Police Department, Verizon Wireless, State of Oregon, Stanley Steemer, ServiceMaster, White House interns,
Billy Ocean and Billy Joel enter the stage on motorcycles. Both being partial to old, foreign relics from past jaunts in Europe, speeding around chasing the young models. Jerry Seinfeld cameo asks: wonder how the hell I’m to have comedians on motorcycles drinking coffee? Mike Meyers cameo enters with guests of his show Coffee Talk. Cher argues calling it Wall-Fly Talk, Joy Beher blurts out what comes to her Jewish mother’s mind (it’s always right on cue and big money). R Kelly cameo he says Pillow Talk before the Nasty Talk all afer Dinner Talk and Movie Talk – She Nice? I Talk. 1) With the Sound of Sting, Journey, Ozzy (if still living lol), Boston, Foreigner, Metallica, Queen, Scorpions, Joan Jett, Heart, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, KISS, The Who playing The Sound of Music score, edited words to reflect the 1950s theme and using late-50s / early 60s metal. The twist is
they must all play Les Paul guitars using only a select number of reverbs, switches and pedals. To show solidarity to David Bowie, wear red shoes, you guys rock no matter what the hell, on earth, you play or wear on your feet. Les Paul, Banjos and Spoons. Marshall, Fender and Peavey Amps. These rockers shall enter the stage and be introduced wearing blindfolds to remember David Bowie. 2) I realize there’s more to music than heavy metal. Deploy Chicago and the Oregon (local when traveling) Symphony to team with Les Paul’s twist-n-burn metal mania. Percussion: Bootsy Collins Jr. and Qwest of the Roots Late Night Jimmy Fallon, Phil Collins. Jimmy Fallon shall pass out cookies and sing with Phil and the Roots. Make room for a tuba lesson by Justin Timberlake and Ja Rule. Find the most beautiful black queens for JT and JR to apply Gold Bond CoQ10 Intensive Lotion Therapy during the show. Prepare booth for them to finish getting manicures and pedicures and a fitting of Good Feet and Dr. Scholls. 3) The CD-SMA lyrics I write are best lef to editing by rap artists and many songs are rap-driven future smash hits. I admit my rap knowledge is small, like near zero. From Tupac lookalike to Chance the Rapper, Eminem and LL Cool J. Rev Run, Nicki, Nicki’s mom 4) Hip Hop artists will make the show. Time to get fully navigated to the point to which I’m about to make. A fact America is not ready to process. Anticipation is in the Heinz. Fact is: 75% of hip hop and rap music is appreciated, celebrated and purchased by the whitest, cockiest people on earth. Americans in Americana. Badland in Black America. Racism is not the problem; people are the problem. Give us you tired, poor and weak and we buy the music and make them rich and famous beyond their wildest imagination. Another thought: I don’t know of any white music or courses to prepare one to sing, just love music of any sound bringing one joy and satisfaction. 5) 1950s and 1960s rockers utilize track chairs and electric vehicles needing the assistance from prolonged-use, designed battery packs (B+) and charging stations. These rockers will interrupt the show from act to act to explain what’s being done wrong on the piano, guitars, drums and strings, then showing off how they do to audience ovation. The male rockers needing to be assisted and accompanied: Tyra Banks presiding her many chosen comrades and models, deploy. Christie Brinkley a call. Female rockers are on foot still? New era is here. Get used to the idea: women rule the home, the village, and soon the nation and business. Men’s feet become impaled women are New Balanced and play footsie in girl’s socks during the show. The Mixers That Come The 1950s was a trying time for America, still fresh off world war and battling racism in all four corners of her stripes and stars. In Hollywood, they were beginning to celebrate America’s winning the wars and becoming wealthy as a result. However, wealth gave freedom to many people. And with that new-found freedom to break outside the social boundaries and live-out riskier personal behavior, the creation of a bit of chaos and bringing response from the norm. The children of immigrants used unpublicized parties called “mixers” to disguise the romances and rearing of children outside the white race of America’s fabric. These mixers were for the white men and ethnic women to get together with their kids as they loved one another other. The kids grew to become silent of this practice and still continues today. They still don’t think it’s alright to this day, or, perhaps the culture is what makes them a family. Take notice how much the imbalance of criminals in our justice system, that identify as minorities of America, don’t make bail because they’re in poverty-stricken zones. The war zones are teaming with police sting and law
enforcement undercover gaming activity, using the joystick algorithms against all minorities in the country. The poverty of the household begs for those prisoners to become productive once getting out. The escape from the warden and his generals the family sequesters the International Space Station to aid their departure. NASA prepares for an immediate launch for Captain T’s family to become elevated to international space citizens. They seek complete safety from any catastrophe on earth, i.e. climate change, meteors, civil unrest, world wars and nuclear disaster in the backyard. Live feed from ISS
1.“Prelude and The Sound of Music"
- Maria
Remember it’s comedy, and rockers and rappers are old nowadays and will find humor in humoring the Julie Andrews and Christopher Plumber of the world. Giddies the word (and action) I look for in beginning a new theatrical endeavor for generational rockers to exhibit their serious skills, removing the myth it’s all screaming. Rockers are the most talented musicians on earth, my opinion. However, the depths of the ear’s canal wouldn’t be the same show without mingled in Symphony or Orchestra or both (it’s a long-ass show). And taking a break to sip fine Ensure in the old-green room, the rockers of the 5080s are ancient now and will need that room to be Ensure Blue. Score
Adaptation
The hills are alive with the sound of music With songs they have sung for a thousand years
Stephen Stills is alive with a sound of folk-art Jill Scott’s songs done shake the morning news
The hills fill my heart with the sound of music My heart wants to sing every song it hears
For deep ear canals I wish only music My muse that leads to every evening news
My heart wants to beat like the wings of the birds that rise from the lake to the trees
Rock’n hearts want to jam and beat d-wolves To give life to the young wannabes
My heart wants to sigh like the chime that flies from a church on a breeze
There nothing wrong bumping or grinding long And put your pa jamming on
To laugh like a brook as it trips and falls over stones on its way
Move swan-like ax guitars drums bands big-bottomed girls on way
To sing through the night like a lark who is learning to prey
Self-Ensure abs a hardened boobie man who is flirting with stray
I go to the hills when my heart is lonely I know I will hear what I've heard before
Hiking the hills to smoke funny thinking Hearing voices returning empty-minded
My heart will be blessed with the sound of music And I'll sing once more
Heart blessed with hip hop beats be Dr Dre And Ali sting once more
2."Overture and Preludium (Dixit Dominus)"
- Orchestra and Nuns Chorus
Instrumental and Operatic Featuring
French and Italian Opera duo
3."Morning Hymn and Alleluia"
- Nun-rappers Chorus An Asian Prayer Before Arms
Put her panties in the microwave because it’s cold in Wisconsin during winter when their escape is eminent. The tilted population in China was a weapon in its defense department to have a mighty force of men in their military. Now, China’s one-child policy conclusion turned out an imbalance not known to mankind. Americans keep watching the Bachelor show on ABC. And ABC better begin a clandestine match-making progress on their show in China, Malaysia, Japan, Korea, Hong Kong, the list is endless. A population having 55% men and 45% women has never been seen in human history. Results of only minor imbalances have created devastation via starvation, mass harem take and murderous population improprieties. Keep cold menswear in the icebox of China. China clock on the wall yoo hoo coo coo… Inspired by the hope and wisdom to defend our nation as she needs men to embrace the woman’s new call to leadership, creation and reform. A call to our Asian community to make possible the literal shipping of Asian men to American shores will, in effect, establish tribalism and villages of ethnic culture. And, most importantly, Sweet Freedom! We’ve already seen it in the Hispanic, Black and Muslim people throughout America, and now we’ll get stems from Asian roses at the table. Hard knocks school come forth come to precipitate what we come to understand and create. Big ideas come from American’s Sweet Freedom and those that prevail come from other countries, enter our universities, colleges and businesses, continue to bless America because it makes such good and common sense. Include our brothers and sisters of the world, given dust we shoot they make masterful stardust. Watch the dust turn into a cloud and the world make gifs of technology and wonder. Ms. Reece Witherspoon narrator for Whoopi, Wiz, Chance and Eminem. Rap song Whoopi Goldberg presiding. Chance Z Rapper Wiz Khalifa Eminem While we talk about the Asian stems let’s remember the Japanese rose. Japanese women cauterized what’s regarded to this day as love (silent everyone): Troops enter the stage with gifs of jeweled boxes and gold ribbon and red paper wrapping. Every Japanese woman gets this simple gif as a reminder of their generosity. Japanese women cooking rice of sundry grown patties Men working cultivating knowledge and spiffy decoys Japanese tea cups simple not a fine dish-n-was so sad Residents edge of kindness reminisce gif-giving catty’s. Japanese ladies love exposed And they gave and they wept and gave-n-they forgave evil That’s all need be known about Japanese women’s hearts Japanese internments America felt on right side-n-knew WW2 camps only show world-power her troops did it right Government-run be drama inhumanely smooth to a goal Nation still demands sticky rice intimate steam-n-bamboo.
Troops-n-Japanese girls red glare! 4."Maria"
Hollaback Girl I’m Not
Holler Back Girl Maria is not. However, the nun-rappers become enamored with black culture, hip-hop, rap and the BBC station. All the nun-rappers escape the convent and attend Player’s Balls in San Francisco (Oakland), Hollywood and New York. They all become Hollaback Girls living to cook soul food for their men. They all have the same vice: the need for shopping expensively! Their men are dressed to the nines. Women of any age, culture and background actually whistle cat-calls toward their men everywhere they go. And, the NRs polish their nails on Casmir sweater-blouses. Deploy the Portland’s blacklivesmatter creators come to my base. Howard and Opal; Amy and Adam – Opal Tometi, Alicia Garzer, Volunteer: Amy Prazeau, Cameo: Howard Stern, Adam Levine Women realize that a man’s brain becomes relaxed afer sex and begin understanding that it’s the brutally, uniquely strategic time to ask any question. The ability to think judgmentally is severely impaired afer a woman performs sex on their man providing a window open to begin birding, laying eggs or both. Anything, dear woman, just come back ofener more-better, yeah ripe. Bernadine (Whoopi): Maria climbs a tree and scrapes her knee; I rode Harley with my man and scraped my knee on his leather. My dress gets torn making love with my man. We listen to Luther Vandross while upset emotionally to help love and romance get the cow licked and old goats to come around the barn at night. Sometimes it’s hard to get the man but, keeping a man is easy: make sexy time and receive less wandering. Besides, women are ofen wanderers themselves while waiting for his wandering to be discontinued. Home cooking express sex tantric and obscene. Maria uses Selsun Blue Shampoo before the Nair but, for the hair on her head it’s Pantene. It smells great! It’s funny just the same now add the burlesque. SNL Women play with Whoopi Sophia: (Kate McKinnon): She does Zumba on her way to mass-n-kitty-cats the stairs Bernadine: (Whoopi): And underneath her hoodie she has dreadlocks in her hair Catty-Ring: (Leslie SNL): I've even heard she’s banging the gong shaving Agatha: (Kirstie Alley) She's always late for Dave Chappell laughter Sophia: But her pen-n-ink submits his will Bernadine: She's never late for getting it done! Catty-Ring: Except for manicures Bernadine: I have to say, careful my spray but I feel All four: Maria's hot and he is hot too! Margaretta (Laraine Newman): I'd be her better half if that were allowed! R. Mother: (Jane Curtain): Then spray away Sister Margaretta blue Margaretta: Maria makes my carafe dew! R. Mother: How do you love Maria so much-n-glow Now go catch a bubba-honey stubble-faced yo-yo Margaretta: New man for inspiring Maria Catty-Ring: A rich old bastard sneaking around on old woman Sophia: A willow-tree stand wishing well and Bernadine: Man taking-a-pounding! R. Mother: Many things like her necklaces and lace Many times she eloquently tans
Bernadine: But make her stay she runs the Yahoo! kicking can R. Mother: You can’t keep her long ankles in deep sand Margaretta: You can’t solve Maria R. Mother: Afer great sorrow I might become her helping hand Sophia: When I'm confused, out of focus and bemused, never knowing exactly where I am which way to turn... Agatha: Unpredictable in leather Catty-Ring: She has that tickling feather Margaretta: She’s a starling Bernadine: She squeezes lemons Margaretta: She's been babying Sophia: She'd likely mentor a pest debug-man; driving an Audi factory direct Agatha: She slaps pucks into nettings Margaretta: She is mental; she is wild Catty-Ring: She's a kitten; she's a child Bernadine: She's a head case Margaretta: She's got an angle R. Mother: She's a tomboy... (last stand bring it real for Julie Andrews crowd) All: How do you solve a problem like Maria How do you catch a cloud and pin it down? How do you find the word that means Maria Catty-Ring: A flibbertigibbet Margaretta & Sophia: A willow the wisp Bernadine: A clown All: Many a thing you know you'd like to tell her Many a thing she ought to understand R. Mother: But how do you make her stay Bernadine: And listen to all you say Margaretta: How do you keep a wave upon the sand All: Oh how do you solve a problem like Maria... How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand 5."I Have Confidence"
- Maria
What will this day be like? I wonder. What will my future be? I wonder. It could be so exciting to be out in the world, to be free My heart should be wildly rejoicing Oh, what's the matter with me?
The man cry for hearts? of others. He’s lost taste for whiskey? He is dry Why my hands shriveled they be washing the dish daze free I’ve got a Stanford degree excites thee What the am I about say thee?
I've always longed for adventure To do the things I've never dared And here I'm facing adventure Then why am I so scared
I took up the mood ate nachos I never let eat at night Wrote wildly strange words graced Pages torn shreds why?
A captain with seven children What's so fearsome about that?
An older rich man-n-7 girlfriends Whose pie I don’t mind to split
Oh, I must stop these doubts, all these worries If I don't I just know I'll turn back I must dream of the things I am seeking I am seeking the courage I lack
No more worries about the way no robot I’ll use me device skills be his back Turned out they’re merely singing ma’s Afer his riches but I’m not
The courage to serve them with reliance Face my mistakes without defiance Show them I'm worthy And while I show them I'll show me
Tripp is I love him with Zoo-like Defiance I say when Wilson’s fence’s high Armorall single duty I never stammer Nor ever stutter
So, let them bring on all their problems I'll do better than my best I have confidence they'll put me to the test But I'll make them see I have confidence in me
I’m CEO of a big corporation besides straight-jacketed like the rest Bullet proof my limits confident I succeed best I’ll make him see when I preface he desires body me
Somehow I will impress them I will be firm but kind And all those children (Heaven bless them!) They will look up to me
Somehow I will impress them He’ll have my sexy behind And the rest of those blessed kittens! Will lack any miniscule trophy
And mind me with each step I am more certain Everything will turn out fine I have confidence the world can all be mine They'll have to agree I have confidence in me
Those don’t reach past the business vs. leisure curtain That’s where I draw the line I’ve started a new vagina empowerment for mine All have to agree to be confidant I’m love and see
I have confidence in sunshine I have confidence in rain I have confidence that spring will come again Besides which you see I have confidence in me
I have hopscotch in my drive time My brain is lonely and in pain I come to thee in spring I say I’m gay again and again No worries woman to be confident again only with he
Strength doesn't lie in numbers Old enough to be numbered Strength doesn't lie in wealth Young enough to get wealth Strength lies in nights of peaceful slumbers But strength be nights of peace rumbling When you wake up -- Wake Up! Love up all night way up It tells me all I trust I lead my heart to All I trust becomes my own I have confidence in confidence alone (Oh help!)
Which tells me the Viagra’s working too I trust he’s my vagina sown When be confident that it’s mine alone (Freaking help!) – assuming he may need something
I have confidence in confidence alone Confidence to making babies cloned Besides which you see I have confidence in me! I will see when you have confidence in you and me!
The idea that a confident business talent having studious vision for world trends, Maria still desires the older man for love and wisdom. Yoke is no joke and children come along in the same trending flow of their time. It’s decided for undisclosed purposes that profits come and go and mixing in. 7."My Favorite Things"
- Maria
My Favorite Things
My Intimate Mood Swings
The John Coltrane Quartet rendition of My Favorite Things shall become a dramatic way to prepare audience for the forthcoming peak of clarity, some simulation and feverous song. By Julie Andrews, Mary Martin Like a dog bite, like a bee sting I don't feel so bad
Like numbed site, liken be cramping I most certainly first feel bad
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens Brown paper packages tied up with strings These are a few of my favorite things
Kite-drop-a-rosy rough whisker tickling Rosy-me settles-n-cursed pulling-kittens Brown package S-girl cried nights-a-thing These market my intimate mood swings
Cream colored ponies and crisp apple strudel Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings These are a few of my favorite things
Bronze featured girl with amply-sized girdle Many elves he’s misconstrued as old noodle Wise-geek flies loving moats-a-watering These market my intimate mood swings
When the dog bites, when the bee stings When I'm feeling sad I simply remember my favorite things Then I don't feel so bad
When Kardashian bites, when double T sipping When Amy Schumer’s rad (always) Jewel Decembers my intimate fool swings Sought-out to get Cheryl Ladd (now she’s bad)
Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes Silver white winters that melt into springs These are a few of my favorite things
Irish tight dresses girl-freckles-n-eyelashes Some fakes stay with him to fog his eyeglasses Silver-grey Sumner melt my heartstrings These market my intimate mood swings
Cream colored ponies and crisp apple strudel Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings These are a few of my favorite things
Don’t say Ansari guts-n-true LA killa Kicking dark yelling-n-cooling-book-el Wild Turkey waddled-n-my swoon began to sing These market my intimate mood swings
When the dog bites, when the bee stings When I'm feeling sad I simply remember my favorite things Then I don't feel so bad
When this girl bites, when Snoop Dogg sings When I don’t get CAD P Combs together get arranging some things Sought-out to get Cher’s Lad (Chaz Bono)
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Wu-Tang!
Just watch me, baby! Songwriters: ERICK S SERMON, JERRY PAO, KEVIN KRAKOWER, MICKEY P, PARRISH JOSEFF SMITH 8."Climb Ev'ry Mountain"
- Mother Obsession
Climb every mountain and wrestle any good-hearted steer 9."The Lonely Goatherd" High on a hill was a lonely goatherd Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo Loud was the voice of the lonely goatherd Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
- Maria and the 7GF High and lonely let’s make this goat Twink (ies) Yo lady yo lady yo lady geeks you Her singing voice made-a-life from-a-big turd Yo lady yo lady-a-boo! (crying baby)
Folks in a town that was quite remote heard Jokes-in-a-town it’s all about toad kernels Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo Yo lady yo lady yo lady beats you Lusty and clear from the goatherd´s throat heard Lusty mirror geeky-girl a-Red Steer heard Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo Lay his call to meet Adele cheerio! O ho lay dee odl lee o, o ho lay dee odl ay O ho lay dee odl lee o, lay dee odl lee o lay
Oh lady oh cave into me oh lay me lay Oh lady oh cave into me oh lay me lay
A prince on the bridge of a castle moat heard Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo Men on a road with a load to tote heard Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Prince need Red Steer Gloves Castillo cured Only a lady oh lady oh lay who? Woman carries bulk-of-the load-n-sneers Oh lady owes him another boo!
Men in the midst of a table d´hote heard Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo Men drinking beer with the foam afloat heard Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Pressed in the midst of several chics heard Oh ladies the place crawls hoo Hee-Haw! Prince’s startling-foam hot tub grew beards Endless-la-mid-life boos!
One little girl in a pale pink coat heard Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo She yodeled back to the lonely goatherd Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
A-Shaina girl in red-laced panties heard Man lay himself-n-yodels – he’s lewd! She takes plan raked-out his life’s stirred She lay him oh lay she done do
Soon her Mama with a gleaming gloat heard Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo What a duet for a girl and goatherd
Her mama gleamed as her-own design worked Lay’s chips she ate he cooed Twister girl-in-the Boy-Prince hood
Maria and the Children: Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Maria and 7GF: She lay him oh he do her too
Ummm (ummm) Odl lay ee (odl lay ee) Odl lay hee hee (odl lay hee hee)
Bum’s buns She lay him oh he do her too Ok lay them or lay me too me
Odl lay ee Yodeling One little girl in a pale pink coat heard Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hoo hoo She yodeled back to the lonely goatherd Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Crunch no munch Lay’s Chips The young-aged girl next door out-heard Oh lady oh cave into me oh lay me lay Morn come to thee sneaking past ma learn To lay me – ma permit you
Soon her Mama with a gleaming gloat heard Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hmm hmm What a duet for a girl and goatherd Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Her mama gleamed as her-own design worked Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hmm hmm Twister girl-n-the Boy-Prince stood Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Happy are they lay dee olay dee lee o Yodeling Soon the duet will become a trio
Happy are they lay dee olay dee lee o Scrogging Soon they do it’ll become creole
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Happy lay dee ending dee lee o
Odl lay ee, old lay ee Odl lay hee hee, odl lay ee Odl lay odl lay, odl lay odl lee, odl lay odl lee Odl lay odl lay odl lay
Ames girl Tuba lesson teach listeners Hart insanely die-laughing mouthpiece Meanwhile, back at the ranch arrows sling Needing more than just air conditioners
Woman: What the hell do you want? You have so many things going on, what one thing do you want? Man: If I tell you want I want, what I really, really, want, you’ll have to close your eyes and ears for the rest of your life to avoid thinking about it. Do you still want to know what it is I crave to want you? On watching a Woman prepare for an evening out: I don’t necessarily need to watch beauty being made as I’d rather see, touch and hear-it-in-action when she walks into the room. ~David Andrew Thorneycrof Lady who?! I didn’t say close mouth, one needs to eat and drink. Songwriters: OSCAR II HAMMERSTEIN, RICHARD RODGERS 10."The Sound of Music"
- The 7GF and the Captain
Maria: not permitted 11."Do-Re-Mi"
- Maria and the 7 Girlfriends (Demi Moore lead)
Piano played like barroom and some “yeah” like John Legend. The captain is captivated while watching a fish-throwing between the women. Create the set to resemble Seattle’s Pike Street Fish Market. And the last one to drop the fish is closest to the captain’s heart. Maria it is! 7GF still linger for years and years and the captain affords a siblings’ crew. Yes, many of them
Let's start at the very beginning A very good place to start When you read you begin with A-B-C When you sing you begin with do-re-mi
Let’s pretend we’re seventeen We’ll have the same start Begin you’re Helena day with A-B-C Sing dance preppy pants here is Demi
Do-re-mi, do-re-mi The first three notes just happen to be Do-re-mi, do-re-mi
Do ray me, do say me My command denotes angels to be Do stay me, done saving me
[Maria:] Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti [spoken] Let's see if I can make it easier Doe, a deer, a female deer Ray, a drop of golden sun Me, a name I call myself Far, a long, long way to run Sew, a needle pulling thread La, a note to follow Sew Tea, a drink with jam and bread That will bring us back to Do (oh-oh-oh)
Do ray me for so lady T You can’t make it any easier Do, my dear, a troubled steer Ray, a British-dropping ton Me, a lost wild-man self Far a-way from burning sun Sew, a sexy you is dead LA, a place to follow Jews Tea, a drink-in jammies-n-said That she brings me up again to Do (oh-oh-oh) [Maria and 7 Girlfriends:]
[Maria:] Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-do So-do!
Do ray me for so lady T So Fable!
[Maria: (spoken)] Now children, do-re-mi-fa-so and so on are only the tools we use to build a song. Once you have these notes in your heads, you can sing a million different tunes by mixing them up. Like this.
Now ladies, do ray me for so lady T We’re afer a tool to use and take long You win when and if his heart and heads Make sing dance flop enchant and muse Mixing him up. Like a Dutch Brothers
So Do La Fa Mi Do Re [spoken] Can you do that? [7GF:] So Do La Fa Mi Do Re [Maria:] So Do La Ti Do Re Do [7GF:] So Do La Ti Do Re Do
Do ray me for so lady T I will win that for I am girl Izzy’s Do ray me for so lady T Do ray me for so lady T Do ray me for so lady T
[Maria:] [spoken] Now, put it all together.
Now, make a Subway sandwich
[Maria and 7GF:] So Do La Fa Mi Do Re, So Do La Ti Do Re Do [Maria:] [spoken] Good! [Brigitta:] [spoken] But it doesn't mean anything. [Maria:] [spoken] So we put in words. One word for every note.
Lady T do ray for me, Lady T ray do for you Great! Have a Dutch Brothers Coffee! It’ll mean a whole lot more later in life! Verbs put into actions wins every day and night.
Like this.
A big kiss
When you know the notes to sing You can sing most anything
When you know it’s love you like sing Bass be breaking mostly strings
Here insert round-ass big-booty specialist models – I want that ass to hit the floor and stand up and ready for more. Beauty and dancers using dancing poles and whips with chains. A bass solo using both traditional bassists and electrics share the stage with strippers with pasties and Cher-ness headdresses [spoken] Together!
Leather! Judas Priest: don’t forget the denim!
[Maria and 7GF:] When you know the notes to sing You can sing most anything
When you know his manly skin You can skin his anything
Doe, a deer, a female deer Ray, a drop of golden sun Me, a name I call myself Far, a long, long way to run Sew, a needle pulling thread La, a note to follow Sew Tea, a drink with jam and bread That will bring us back to Do
Doe! A dear female seer Ray, a drop of holy cum Me, a rising darling self Far, a near-castle ready run So, let him pull my hairy head La, a lone-male tortured Roe Tea, a drink with vodka Ned That will bring us back to Doe!
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do Do Ti La So Fa Mi Re
Do ray me for so lady T Do Duty LA some fine key
[Children:] Do Mi Mi Mi So So Re Fa Fa
Do me not her (point thumb) Me so long (salute) Refer fa (joint-like lips)
La Ti Ti [Repeat above verse 4x as Maria sings]
La Kitty T (kitty stance)
[Maria:] When you know the notes to sing You can sing most anything
When you know the man to skin You can skin most anything
Doe, a deer, a female deer Ray, a drop of golden sun Me, a name I call myself Far, a long, long way to run Sew, a needle pulling thread La, a note to follow Sew Tea, a drink with jam and bread That will bring us back to Do (oh-oh-oh)
[Maria and 7GF:] Do, my dear, a troubled steer Ray, a British-dropping ton Me, a lost wild-man self Far a-way from raving sun Sew, a-sex for you is dead LA, a place to follow Jews Tea, a drink in jammies-n-said That she brings me up again to Do (oh-oh-oh) Next! Cut!
[Maria:] Go to bed children at once please pack it up. And don’t breathe a word of this to your father! All woman laugh because they all are young-like daughters. One wets their pants sitting at the barstool as they’ve been heavily drinking the wine and concocting their many stories to come; game the captain. Meanwhile, Maria realizes their prescription medications sometimes come with a booklet similar to that of an Apple iPhone or a Gateway 2000 cow box. Motivation Key Q = cowbell
C = Cymbal
T = Tringles
H = Honk
Do . . . So Do They look into the darkness, then one another’s eyes and say he’s a do, so a do. Q 7 Girlfriends become a force, consolidating efforts to become influential and part with captain’s heart. Re . . . La Fa Constantly rib his holdings in real estate in La Far, yet so close to come true. C 7 Girlfriends explained to the captain they’ve agreed to begin the game of bachelor for his life being. Mi . . . Mi Do Me and me will do, then the others just sew and by far his mind be blown. T T Captain has tryst with 2 but, the other 5 sewing needles and pulling thread and never baked any bread. Fa . . . Re Fa more clear and near to the real developments, he knows, they’re afer. H H The captain carried 7GF’s plan onboard and afer a few changes he became excited about the prospects. So . . . So Do They shout and squeal he’s so, so done did it and is a do do do da throb. Q Q Q All day and night the 7GF’s erupt in hysterical laughter during the most interesting times eclipsing him. La . . . La Fa Terribly uncontrollable laughter leading to singing and tuba-lesson conduct Afer time, their exuberant, inexplicable behavior; the captain realizes the natural fun becomes crying.
Ti . . . La So Fa Mi Re The crying is from babies 2 of the 7GF’s had 2 babies as a whole before Maria. The captain had some affairs with irresistibly beautiful foreign women before he laid his eyes on the young, unrest raining, desire for Maria. Her whole okra stems gave top giddy-up to another wise, yet ordinary, old man whose been waiting for the right woman to come calling on his tractor services during the fall harvest. Woman is on a schedule, delivers the right goods and consummates the ultimate Midas touch; always in grace and rare, lady-bird form. Ti Do - oh - oh Ti Do -- So Do The captain touch down in San Diego and attends several mixers a year. He had 2 princesses in his past and secretly takes leave of absences several times a year behind Maria’s back. He thought that she wouldn’t want to marry him if she knew about his secret lovers. The women didn’t want to be involved with the captain afer having his children. They both become great Hollywood cast and crew for TV. They changed their names. 13."Processional and Maria"
- Organ, Orchestra and Nun-rapper Chorus
14."Edelweiss"
- The Captain, Maria, the Children and 7GFs Great advice, great advice Daddy-O hide the candy Howard Stern, he did learn Snapple anti-catastrophe
15."So Long, Farewell"
- The Children
The Children think their captain father will be served milk toast by Maria for his unveiling of the 2 extra children not properly annotated at their customs inspection while traveling abroad. Captain’s adult children also take to bad-tenant policy regarding their discovery (The Children find out first among family) and hide a raw chicken inside the house to stink it up badly sending a message to captain that his ship has sunk to new levels (he’s already constantly in thick barreled oil for leaving their mother) There's a sad sort … from the clock in the hall And the bells in the steeple too. And up in the nursery, an absurd little bird Is popping up to say, "Cuckoo cuckoo!"
There’s sad man calling-n-hollering talking stalling His balls are wishy washy too Pa never told of nurseries before us rude-d- word Now popping his thing up – look at you!
Regretfully they tell us but firmly they compel Us To say goodbye to you.
We’re so happily-n-chipper are uniqueness sells Give you our blessing – dear Daddy you
So long, farewell,auf wiedersehen, good night. We’re happy to get a good night’s sleep before Twilight I hate to go and leave this pretty sight. Forgive Mean Girls – our childhood slights? So long, farewell auf wiedersehen, adieu Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu.
We can never say goodbye to success If it withstands long tests, it’s the best
So long, farewell, au revoir, auf wiedersehen.
Yeah, square in a round hole our Daddy-O did
I'd like to stay and taste my first champagne Yes? "no."
Righteous toast with a splash of champagne? Ce Sinned heavenly Nada … maybe
So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye I leave and heave a sigh and say goodbye
Well that takes us back to What?! Good pie! Pies cut into little pieces takes good cry
I'm glad to go, I cannot tell a lie
I’m not going to lie I crave pie
I flit, I float, I fleetly flee, I fly The sun has gone to bed and so must I
I see I vag I lock I cram I fly A vagina never goes to bed unlike his head
So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
So long, farewell Daddy rabbit paycheck-n-tie Just kidding leave already
We love you Daddy-O no matter what stupid ideas you have in that dumb dinosaur head or yours. We were kind of hoping your mind wouldn’t include never ending sexual exploits and unapologetic lack of commitments across several thousand miles but, to coincide with public awareness of seriously bad acting dads we present you a gif from all of our hearts to you, Daddy-O, aka Captain Denzel T and Maria T. The children bring out a complete array of bondage equipment and begin to install the machinery in their bedroom. Including the garage door opener leash from the movie Nine to Five. Also, installing Bowflex, Elliptical and Nautilus exercise equipment. The bondage things are only for a gag however, the couple use everything that’s given and that is when Maria knows she is part of a really big family that love in big ways because they don’t know how to any other way. The way is good, the way is right, the way travels from one heart to another all starting from the good Lord above. Little ones are the way and the light. Read more: The Sound Of Music - So Long, Farewell (the Children) Lyrics | MetroLyrics 16."Climb Ev'ry Mountain (reprise)"
- Chorus and Orchestra
Girl Ask Me E Revolutionary Romantic Question NO GAMES RQ This Serves the play-write’s pursuit of young lady S It is 1826 hours, Appalachians. Jew went to buy a ring, blankets and whole milk. Toddlers drink whole milk and rings walk. Just the milk, assuming she already has a plan. Got no ring sold it to write songs, plays with no hiding spots. I wait until we meet and when she asks me - she better have an engagement ring for me, anyway. This song will be the somber, solo exactly like the TSM version. It’s the only song in the sonnet that is serious, most applauded and remembered. The captain took the ring back in exchange for the idea that the captain, Denzel, will be waiting for the girl which dreams of him and executes a wise plan to steal his heart and home. He knows what she is afer – what they’re all afer – that great dream of a master plan: to seduce, make desire fester and leave in a cloud of dust, leaving him penniless. A fool he is but, to not prepare for such disaster, it’s insane. He can take care of himself but, now must find happiness. He found Maria online Yahoo! Personals as a matter of course and par for her. Remembering the captain has a 17-year old personality.
Edelweiss Edelweiss Every morning you greet me Small and white Clean and bright You look happy to meet me
Take advice, good advice Ask this boy for his candy Make me yours Friends and more You’re so happy to mark me
Maria marked the captain by using a fireworks show like Yahoo! Drones flying, lovely wine glasses – etched roses marking – and beat him in basketball free-throws she won handily over their 6-month courtship before the many questions she popped him. You see, when the man asks the woman to marry them, they just ask, will you marry me? Conversely, a woman asks using 34 questions (when rarely) women ask men to marry them. Blossom of snow may you bloom and grow I am yours take-my- heart in tow Bloom and grow forever Heart in tow forever Here, Maria comes out with a child’s Red Flyer Wagon and loads the captain and literally tows the line (rope) to prove 1) she loves him more than horses 2) will take care of his rickety frame when old and 3) she’s insanely patient with his good fortune, philanthropy and time. He’s caught many times asking his lover: young woman when will you finally make an honest man of me for God’s sake? Edelweiss Edelweiss Bless my homeland forever
Take advice, good advice Clasp my hand forever
The couple has insatiable, public magnetism and don’t waste a split-minute planning, scheduling, and managing, giving-love campaigns, including nonprofits, board membership and trustees. The TSM movie plot is great. Now imagine the same happening in Wisconsin America during the 1950s. Yes, nothing went on there then, and there the irony be. GP2 cameo the ironic pick-pocket IPP. Why ironic? It’s ironic picking the pocket of your own player but, it happens frequently tricking like Harlem. The most antidefensive trick play using IPP’s offensive side. Ironclad play. Sound of Music Character Descriptions Please note: The age ranges listed are the characters’ ages, not necessarily the ages of the actors. To schedule your audition, please contact Emma Lubin at 503.906.2378. LOL LEAD ADULT CHARACTERS: Amy Schumer – Maria Rainer (musical theatre mix/soprano, dance, 20-35) A postulant at Nonnberg Abbey – young, free spirited, warm, gentle and kind with much determination. Denzel Washington – Captain Denzel T (baritone, moves well, 35-45) A retired American naval captain. Polished, yet very military in the way he runs his life to repress his sadness over the death of his wife; underneath, he is warm, understanding, and determined. Seth Rogen (tenor/baritone, moves well, 30+) Charming and vital; a man of sophistication who enjoys the good life; true and loyal friend to the T family.
Katherine Turner – Elsa Schrader (mezzo soprano, moves well, 35-45) A baroness of taste and elegance, sophisticated, dignified and mature. In other words: full of crap looking good Queen Latifa – Mother Abbess (legit soprano, wide vocal range, 40+, very strong actress) Motherly, understanding, strong and authoritative, but kind. She’ll beat your ass but, gives the most of herself and never lacks giving hugs and suggestions like a life coach. FEATURED CHARACTERS: Whoopi – Sister Bernadine (alto, moves well) Mistress of Novices, prudish, straight laced with a quick tongue, she is less tolerant than other nuns. Sister Margaretta (mezzo, moves well) Mistress of Postulants, very kind, understanding and concerned. Her concern is the checkbook, then the cash and eventually the fortunes of those wicked men Sister Sophia (soprano, moves well) Neither demanding nor critical, sticks with the rules. Her rules are to dress like Vegas and act like a royal kitten Franz (non-singing, 30+) The von Trapp butler, rather formal but not without spirit, he is very German and loyal to the Fascist cause. Josh Groban Frau Schmidt (non-singing, 30+) The housekeeper, stoic, very little personality; she does her job efficiently but without affection. Strong and somewhat dominating. Herr Zeller (non-singing, 40+) Stern and unsmiling, a typical Nazi official whose primary concern is to see that everyone toes the line. G (low tenor, dance, 17) Suitor to Lena Liesl, telegram delivery boy, later Nazi soldier. A very pleasant young man, somewhat aggressive but in a gentle way. Can’t steal her away from Ole no way. LEAD CHILDREN’S ROLES: All 7 captain’s grown adult-children 1)Lena T (mezzo, dance, 26) The oldest child, blossoming into a business emperor with an interest in devouring men. She saves the oldest, most talented with maternal edge to become her love. She cares very deeply for her younger siblings teaching them how to spin men into ballerinas first, then tigers during one on one sparing. *Lena Dunham 2)Freddie T (age 24) Tough exterior, very much trying to be “the man” of the family. As it turns out he is gay and once 25 runs off with the gay, 55-year old general at the end. *Hunter Hayes 3)Lakeisha T (age 23) Rebellious attitude and speaks truth by creating rap lyrics for her albums. She becomes a judge later in life helping many young and talented people with their craf. A world-class entertainer has tattoos, loves hip hop and rap and has the toolshed, the equipment and fortitude to sexology. Nicki baby *Nicki Menaj – blackish ma is so very proud of her
4)Bruno T (age 20, falsetto) Gentle and mischievous uses dancing and singing to represent a Michael Jackson persona, dancing and world-class style. *Bruno Mars 5)Brat T (age 19) Smart and talented singer and reads a lot. Her singing is one of the most requested of artists to grace their shows and albums. She loves being a mom and gets a kick out of comic books *Kelly Clarkson (brat’s because I love you) 6)Map T (age 17) Very sweet and gentle a gem and a treasure. *Lady Shayla Anderson (favorite character, shy, polite but don’t turn your back! Conniving, unconvincing and spoiled. Taught by her aunts and her friends. When she doesn’t get her way, a way is provided for her as birds tweet into her ear about love, money and power. She’s always been a busy bee, but recently stopped and listened to lies that she’s not well. Nobody understands her, she’s confused about her identity, sexuality and place.) 7)Hard T (age 15) Must have the cute factor. Kevin Hart does cute and is a boy. He’s not gay but, being so nice and smiling all the time, the girls misconstrue that for his being gay. Parents regret he wasn’t another girl. He becomes a fur-hat wearing, diamond ringing pimp to many women. His madam is Ames, a girl he sees currently. Even only fifeen years old, the cuteness will result in becoming a man that nobody confuses for anything else. The captain approves of his boy’s swooning women at such an early age. Together the captain and Maria have twin girls and one boy. And when all the socks are perfectly matched in the laundry process, they have eyes for one another and dare each other to get pregnant, starting with a card game. One-eyed jacks are wild, queens represent uterine development and kings persistently give the attention deserved for the formation. *Kevin Spacey, Thomas Chong *Amy Schumer, Megan McCain, Teresa Palmer *Denzel Washington *Bette Midler *Chris Rock *Miley Cyrus, Bristol Palin *Alfred Enoch *Whoopi Goldberg *
American General whimsical Maria Captain Baroness (Hillary Clinton likeness) Baroness’ sidekick Lena Sixteen Ole Seventeen No Nun-artist (rappers featuring duet Wiz Khalifa Jimmy (young play write)
Captain Denzel: Jimmy, why did you run away from home? (Denzel councils lost, young talent) Jimmy (): I’m tired of being white, I have incredibly pale guilt and I want to be Black Native Spanish Jewish Muslim the whole salami……………... And that’s why I ran away from home because I couldn’t be an astronaut or physicist while all those things now can I? Captain: Now Jimmy, this is still the United States of America and people can raise their corn anyway they want, storing seeds and filling silos, blasting off the face of mother earth Jimmy: I say salami again it’s my favorite Captain: There’s a lot of salami in Hollywood when everything else fails to work out for you
Baroness Hillary gets the letter from the American military and must report to HQ. She is United States Registered Nurse Lieutenant and is tasked to enact Obamacare remnants of law and spread it across all
jails, prisons and treatment facilities in the United States. There are 2 million individuals incarcerated in the United States and a vast portion don’t receive the rights afforded to them under law. Medicine and CNA’s tasked to distribute them is lacking, being spotty at best in counties suffering post-no-budget pardum depression. Captain is not at all displeased as Maria has been a great interim governess. Besides, Maria looks better to him each day that passes. The situation is kind of like if Hillary were to leave Bill for the top Marine Corp Fleet Marine Forces and the Navy Seals. Hillary sees first-hand the struggle of the modern-day incrimination by out-of-control government bureaucrats that don’t protect the public while rolling tombstones over minorities and the disadvantaged. Edelweiss – the captain sings this tune at home while folding laundry, getting supper prepared for Sweet Plum’s arrival each evening (unless the lovers attend an event) and mind the poly children (with housekeeping) all while writing a book, creating projects for others and last, but not least, to pursue a full-throttled, philanthropy nonprofit organization for those women and children needing an incubus to begin a life anew. This is where he ofen gets in trouble. Because he is youthful and loves music and, on occasion, dances crazy like a fifh grader afer lunch, people begin to suspect the man has twinkle toes. Apparently, mischievous and cunning, he pens the best screenplay of 1985, using Ole and Jimmy for his exceptional, young-writer generational perspective for off-Broadway production. All his children play as actors. The captain has a way to show his strength and shoo rumors he’s less than a man by doing chin-ups all day long. And when boys come over for his daughters, he challenges them to a chin-up match. The record stands at 2 boys, one failed and one beat the master. He likes the one that can beat him and it surrenders his Tiara. The captain works vigorously to ensure fitness for the next round, even if it’s only his beer-drinking buddies and brothers that have yet to even tie him, let alone surpass the captain’s high marks. Later down the road his daughters take him to task on that bar, over and over again at 6 years old! They’re his whole life and well-being. They’ve yet to teach their dad to stop farting on the chin-up bar and never let him near it past a certain age or among company. Captain’s 53-years old when the girls came to oxygen outside mom’s tent. The captain and Yahoo! CEO become passionate lovers first, then slaves to indecision and decisions made more likely by the 16-17-year-olds. But this is what makes it fascinating. It was a long, fulfilled honeymoon Lena arranged the whole trip using her Galaxy 6 Edge Plus…while they were eating dinner. Sixteen Going On Seventeen By Charmian Carr, Dan Truhitte Adaptation by David Thorneycrof Hallmark Greeting 1617: Yes! It is true I’m a seventeen-year-old! But, I resent being treated like one! Farm girl and boy eager to prove to the world they’re adults even though teenagers. Setting among cows, hay and pigs with chickens free-ranging chaotically among the many children of the captain and Maria. Lena and Ole share the responsibilities of the farm and help rear their children. This is why the two fall in love with one another as they both begin to understand that the family farmers can have total freedom in the face of war and definitely in the time of peace. Ole ofen sees women and has his sleeves rolled up to lend them a hand for their farm. He thinks they ask him for the work to get done but, he never knows that they bring him to steal his future with the young Lena he’s grew with since infants. [Lena:] You wait, little girl, on an empty stage
You stay, little boy, on your blank device
-old Mac For fate to turn the light on
Your play sold keeps the lights on -first play for the teen – sold cheaply
Your life, little girl, is an empty page
Future wife, little guy, for sane advice -one day you marry
That men will want to write on
For girls you like to try on (open relations) -pre-womanizer
[Oly:] To write on [Lena:] You are sixteen going on seventeen Baby, it´s time to think Better beware, be canny and careful Baby, you´re on the brink
To try on -not ashamed of that I am sixteen going on seventeen Sunny I’m not you’re Cher My boy’s aware my panties-n-flair Best-when you love-me-there
Note to Cher if ever I meet: Let’s get naked be the play writer’s muse & figure it out at 17ish. You are sixteen going on seventeen Fellows will fall in line Eager young lads and rogues and cads Will offer you food and wine
I am sixteen going on seventeen Baywatch Girls-be-a-hanging on Young models’ bags their bras-n-their-pads Be younger and mows the lawn
Totally unprepared are you To face a world of men Timid and shy and scared are you Of things beyond your ken
Perfectly Po-wer-less are you Dancing wit Nicki Minaj Tepid the steps Gomez ado Awkward the feet barrage
You need someone older and wiser Telling you what to do I am seventeen going on eighteen I´ll take care of you
Young want security ache for maturity Teach them to pursue (Swif Squad heave ho!) I am sixteen soon to be seventeen I´ll take stairs with you
[Ole:] I am seventeen going on eighteen I know that I´m naïve Fellows I meet may tell me I´m sweet And I willingly I believe
I am older almost eighteen Adolescence bye-bye Women I see may ofen need me But I’m-true-to your blue eyes (Judy whistle here)
Here she eats a cheeseburger from the local Burger Hut in the small town. I am sixteen going on seventeen Innocent as a rose
I’ll stay seventeen you stay sixteen I am-ell-loving your pow
Bachelor dandies, drinkers of brandies What do I know of those
I am your catch I’m no drinking wretch mesmerized by your cows Cowbell Q
Totally unprepared am I To face a world of men Timid and shy and scared am I Of things beyond my ken
Singalong dance wit Britney’s pants Burnin-d-floors that’s in Never to show I’m dying right here Touch her without no sin
(Spears)
Darken skies and thunderous lightening while touching Britney followed by: Whirling Q I need someone /older and wiser Telling me what to do You are seventeen going on eighteen I´ll depend on you
I love staying / young-when dating date-n-before the love Love’s never hate I need clang..clang I´ll give you new doves
A mad rush of black doves’ flies through the set and fly out leaving one white dove alone perched over the young couple. This lone dove shall be lit in purple rain lighting and represent the musician known as Prince. May Prince rest in peace afer having given the world the best of himself, making those around him better and having filled the world forever. Just like the red shoes and blindfolds for David Bowie, the purple rain light is only for symbol. Neither Prince nor David Bowie songs shall be part of the CD-SMA. They appearance is that of them later in life and have cloned designer babies. Scene must change quickly to give the illusion they advanced as a family in a bird flurry, like whoosh! Clanging triangle chimes and some Floyd lighting techniques. Girl sings I’ll take care of you, possessive of the boy in 16 going on seventeen. The boy shall sing the part I’ll depend on you little girl and everybody’s happy. –Burlesque muse. Slow the tempo to half, and bring it last stanza – bass drums & brass b aba b aba b aba. Single cymbal crashes. B b aba b aba b aba b aba Crash! B b aba b aba ba baby! They stroll along, she’s towing him then stops, turns and with a tear in her masculine eye runs back to him. Ferociously and seemingly in one step, she clasps hands, yanks and pulls him along by his strong-chinned trained arm. Hands clasped, they fit together perfectly and meant-to-be endlessly tight. About the Maria problem My Maria I draw inspiration from Gloria Estefan and Yahoo! CEO Marissa Mayer and red, hot chili peppers (not the band). Ladies: what in the name of bowties depicted and perceived imagination to you, your career and what makes all that happen, your family. Maria is a young, chief executive officer of the fortune 500 company Yahoo!, demanding job everyday only holding onto a thread but is the best in the business, best mother and best friend and lover true to him. Somehow Maria manages to do all that, then entertain guests and business clients thru the night hours while governess cares for the children. She makes a point to spend quality time with the family, especially the children, the opposite of a workaholic. She makes 99% of kid’s plays, recitals. In other words, working 9 to 5 and adores weekends without working. She manages to get in a couple hours anyway. A…ha!
The captain is fond of her Maria, his dreamy-p. She feels relaxed around him, the former captain of industry. And he takes care of their children like a mommy with help from a few grandmas, I’m sure. Now she can concentrate on her first love, the executive office. The greatest love she feels blessed all day long knowing that her children are safe, cared-for and loved endlessly. Maria’s hours are not ridiculous and she makes plenty of time for the important moments of her young family’s life and documents every step along the way using every media, every tool that exists. She has a computer science degree from Stanford 2007 and is wealthy, hiring camera crews to document every event. Sometimes an event can be waking up the kids on their first day of school and putting them on the bus with backpacks filled with supplies. Her mother, whom climbed a tall ladder to become CEO of Hewlett Packard some 20 years earlier, is now retired. Maria’s Mom took a young, Dutch lover well before clicking politicians and spinning them around and round. Maria is content but in her misery until she spies on the much older, small-town resident. A newly retired man from a position constructing restaurants, museums and galleries. Now he waits for something else to come along to get some real work done. He has seven children from his 1st wife, but they’ve grown to adulthood and are having their own families. It all happened so quickly, the retirement and lack of being needed, and to be empty-nested all hit sorrow’s hard place. Gentlemen is lost. Maria’s ear captures speakeasy in those bird-poets and, while sinking into loneliness, found hope, desire and the possibility of love. At 29 she hasn’t been dating but, the random roads to happiness are persistent, having less and less of an end in sight. That all changes when she meets the man (a 17-year-old at heart). The last song sung in the end of this movie/play when escaping the to the U.S., they’ve been given a cell phone – the big brick-type (WW2 surplus) – and that is how communication to summon a chartered flight on a helicopter. However, they persuade the general to think war is dumb and the sidekick’s been watching your zipper for the better half of the war. General and Sidekick fall for each other and leave to Paris. Captain and bride marry, have designer kids are steps arranged-age and live in Manhattan. Rules of Engagement Marriage, Life Together and Children By Maria and Captain of Industry There are some rules of their engagement and, eventually, their pending marriage. And there are awkward prenuptials that are more painstaking than those acquisitions and mergers at Yahoo! Afer they’re married, it serves as law, squashing most arguments before they start. About their relationship, they wanted to make these rules funny and humiliating and everything in between, preparing them for a humor-laced and loving match, making more love than 95% of couples she reads in Woman’s World magazines. Maybe it’s crude or maybe it’s just funny pillow talk, implying it ought to remain in rooms. So here they are open, raw and undiluted. 34 Q: The adaptation addresses the following tongue and cheek contemporary questions: Tender-loving jokes to be worked into the play. Each time an emotion rears its ugly head, they remind each other of one of their rules. She doesn’t realize that most rules he made were to prevent her selfloathing while she’s in that PU mode, prickly behavior. That’s when captain has the master plan to get the stink out of her loving sink-hole. While giving back and neck rubs, including feet, he turns her whole world around. Damn near as good as getting all the socks matched correctly and emptying the steeped
coffee grounds afer use. She is taken to another world and doesn’t mind a damn bit that he’s in violation of rule #1. For Amy, Maria, Ann, Emelia, Erica, Grace, love’s most important. 1. Every woman deserves a break for her vagina. What’s that rule for labor? 15 minute break every 2 hours, 30-minute lunch and work straight thru the afernoon so one can get off earlier? I volunteer break-room duties! Just don’t leave your watch on the table. 2. Most men above 50 still have energy, driving to golf or swim, and drive far and long to have sex. So he deserves a break too unless there is trouble in conception, detection and a positive plus. 3. Identify reasoning behind the fables story line. Fable, short for a woman being fuck-able. 4. Establish a pussy pardon for women whom slide into that base without dirtying the uniform. 5. Clear rules: when women’s not getting enough sex, she may lace her guy’s drink with Viagra and Cialis and climb all over the monkey bars. 6. More rules: when women’s not getting enough attention create diversion use sports cream. 7. Hold men in their room for 6 year and 6 months unless otherwise inclined to remove jammies, make a baby in a world so crazy. 8. Don’t make a fact you’ve had a wicked, miserable childhood against the reason you’re just not feeling it tonight, babe. 9. He may never say, I hope you don’t skip me the 5 th day, I might have to visit your sister on 6 th. 10. She can’t say, I hope you get those chores on the list complete, I might just invite my girlfriend over tonight (he knows that’ll never happen). 11. Kiss the one whom feeds you more and get the groove so you’re satisfied. In other words, kiss and lick her body. 12. Naked mud-wrestling in kid’s swimming pools using slick and warm clean-mud water wash down must wash each other. 13. Pack up the flashy panties and go on vacation with your vagina; just come back hours later for a complete, uncomplicated orgasm. 14. Give your husband the best body rub and avoid his penis completely, promise to take a whack at it later to Squirt. 15. Let your husband go practice his golf swing with clients and when he texts a great shot, sext him a picture of your vagina (make sure it magically disappears before par). 16. Allow her to squash her vagina in your face anytime it gets humid until orgasm with nothing in immediate return. 17. Be supportive of any shape she wants to wax Brazilian including farm animals and weapons. 18. Begin a log to record how many licks it takes to valorously becoming of the vagina writhing orgasm (beware of the behemoth-sized Tootsie Pops available at Babies-R-Us). 19. Husband’s super tongue antiseptic swishing back and forth in mouth taunts her clitoris like the Dog and Butterfly from Heart 20. Learn the languages of your lover and remember Changes as they occur unlike the government 21. If it starts sexual business at the movie restaurant and other outgoing events, then it must be finished one way or another at home. 22. Invent new ways to penetrate her heart by complimenting the way it looks smells and tastes. 23. Remind her that if her vagina’s cranky spiteful and remiss that She’s Always A Woman to me. 24. Crank up John Legend’s 2013 album to swat away any possible contestants immediately. 25. Question her if she’s feeling sad making her remember the 5 th of September waking happy. 26. You marry her she’s 26 and never stop reminding her that she is still as tight as then. 27. Twenty-seven: the number of years between your first born and her latest. 28. Date nights are for the vagina calling to have fun and dance creating energy heat and desire. 29. The Big V on Campus for entire life of marriage receives regular tuba lesson mouthpiece.
30. She’s the authority to remind him her monopoly on his penis and it’s not for sale – ever. 31. The NCAA men’s basketball tournament every year serves as Chinese water torture for her nagging him of the other V-word – vasectomy. 32. I looked for her V in the morning using the sunrise as my only light, searched days, I’ll lay my head down on her V some night somewhere somehow. 33. Each minute that ticks off the clock I’m lef behind only to remember the V’s final words – I’ll be living in a house with my sister – I don’t know how to take that 34. Perhaps this P isn’t feeling it atoll Maria: Perhaps I had a wicked childhood Perhaps I had a miserable youth But somewhere in my wicked, miserable past There must have been a moment of truth
Perhaps I had a wicked childhood Perhaps I had a miserable youth But somewhere in my wicked, miserable past There must have been…streaming-cam truth?
For here you are, standing there, loving me Whether or not you should So somewhere in my youth or childhood I must have done something good
For here you are lying here loving me While you pet my slick hood I’m into you and you’re in me so good I digitized my Sony TV wood
Nothing comes from nothing Nothing ever could So somewhere in my youth or childhood I must have done something good
No denying some coming Nobody ever could In a distant future he’ll see child hoodies And he knows he did right good
Captain: For here you are, standing there, loving me Whether or not you should
For here you are, bended knee, loving me Timber la jewels running good
Maria: So somewhere in my youth or childhood I must have done something good
So somewhere in my youth or childhood The string on my pillow done good
Maria and the Captain: Nothing comes from nothing Nothing ever could
Nothing keeps me coming More-pinging should
Maria: So somewhere in my youth Captain: Or childhood Maria: I must have done something . . . Maria and the Captain: Something good
So the deepening of your eye In your hood Exploded into something… Something Great!
Cute, slippery and wet seeds come from carving a pumpkin, lovingly, sparing. While using a kiddie knife,
she wears orange and controls her energy for the family farm and ranch. Interconnecting the families and community, her energy peaks when along with that of the monopoly, making great gems of perfect entertainment a cornerstone. Summon me via bullhorn, cell or poke. Send a helicopter, an assistant and ground supportive daisy chain. Make the car to the airport the fastest Maserati limousine offered. Featuring:
Encore
1) You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feeling…Kitty. Bette delivers a round house encore singing duet with Chris Isaak, ofen peering into her outstretched sexy, gramma panties. And at the close, looks at him and says…hell yes kitty bless! The divine Ms. M Bette Midler 2) Blueberry Hill. Harry Connick, Jr. Patty LaBelle duet 3) I Want To Walk You Home afer the band, a Tuba need play with a snare drum. R Kelly 4) My Blue Heaven All Collaboration with Fats Domino, Steve Martin Troop List 1950s Rockers Little Richard, Fats, Little Anthony & The Imperials, The Penguins, Marvin Berry and the Starlighters, Chordettes, The Ray Charles Foundation President and First Lady @usher @yolandaadams @ demi lovato @thebandperry @leon bridges @brittanyhoward @andra day @anthonyhamilton @Sam Moore @JussieSmollett "The Smithsonian Salutes Ray Charles" … The 50s and 60s rockers impact on American pop culture is summed up in this one word: Effective ef·fec·tive. [əˈfektiv] ADJECTIVE 1.successful in producing a desired or intended result: "effective solutions to environmental problems" synonyms: successful · effectual · potent · powerful · helpful · [more] help·ful. [ˈhelpfəl] ADJECTIVE 1.giving or ready to give help: "people are friendly and helpful" · [more] synonyms: obliging · eager to please · kind · accommodating · accommodating ac·com·mo·dat·ing [əˈkäməˌdādiNG] ADJECTIVE Noun: Karma dad 1.falling in someone I wish to open it up using a tuba lesson fashion way. synonyms: obliging · cooperative · helpful
The point of this play is to begin conversations about the America ‘s top concerns of our day: healthcare is just one we need to address. Many lives are at stake, especially those face with dead-end diagnosis like pancreatic cancer. Nobody survives this disease. Pancreatic Action Network donate. I think America may want to see Gloria Vanderbilt and Shaquille O’Neal exchanging ideas over a few chardonnays with Anderson Cooper. And, they could also become enthralled with Pamela Anderson, Gert Boyle and Holocaust survivors have mindful conversations about preparing people’s minds against bullying. I think Boys II Men make great hosts giving audiences a boost with NSYNC. We can use lookalikes. Elvis, Prince, Johnny Cash, etc. My personal pursuits and intentions have been reflected in this adaption. I’m shy to say that one girl made this adaption crawl skin-to-skin and lurch from my inside spewing a little stupidity casting outside for everyone’s sake; an audience participation event for adults. My hope is that we can dance and sing having the dialogue be our best comedic-minded romantics taking voice between the singing. Who am I? Am I just another geyser beneath Keller lights-a-lonesome Suffering infinite sorrow under thumb-sanctioning pages reading in-n-outs Home-girl whereabouts pending I’ve got interest looking there is noo doubt What I spend (money or time) is definitely worth giving multiple look-shouts. One-dollar band on my hand-n-heart RQ I espouse
Sincerely,
Brother David