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The CPH Post Entertainment Guide | 18 - 24 May 2012

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Free access to 70 museums and attractions in the entire metropolitan area

a dance performance about utopia

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Herring at English tea party - a faux pas surely NATASCHA THIARA RYDVALD

CONTENTS Performance

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Exhibitions

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Music

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Kids

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Lifestyle

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Copenhagen Map

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Food & Drink

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I’M ABSOLUTELY flabbergasted, and no, I’m not talking about the decisions to cut two of our national holidays or charge online users for reading Danish newspapers – although the reason is linked to the latter. Apparently, a survey reveals that since the launch of our new website last year, our users have not ordered a single Russian mail order bride. Not one! Now, we understand. You’re concerned the said order will show up when you post a message: “Blah, blah, welfare state blah, tell Anastasiya I will be at the harbour on Tuesday wearing a Where’s Wally t-shirt, blah, blah, the Danes are cold, blah.” Please be assured, this isn’t possible – our website is a secure zone. The same is also true of listings and adverts in InOut and on the website, but while our discretion is assured, don’t feel you have to reciprocally consume in silence. Clicking our ads and ticking our box when you show up will help

our cause - you’ll be doing us a favour. Headlining this week are two performance pieces: the Englishlanguage opera Albert Herring (see G2) and Mellemrum 2012 (see G3), an English-language guided tour around the backstreets of Vesterbro. Both are quirky and intriguing … so much so that reading the plot of the opera was a little trippy, and to think it was written in 1947. And Mellemrum is nothing short of a magical mystery tour. If uneasiness bordering on queasiness is your thing, then don’t miss the final part of acclaimed documentary Kumare (see G20), the kind of film The Dictator (see G18) could have been if only Sacha Baron Cohen had stuck to the spoof documentary format that served him so well in The Ali G Show and Borat, and to a lesser extent in Bruno. Our review observes that Cohen is critical of pretty much everything except Israel so maybe he’ll be interested to know that the Jewish Film Festival (see G8) starts this week. Anyhow, we’ll stop short of asking you to tell the cinema where you got the recommendation or, in the case of The Dictator, the warning. With or without him on your t-shirt, you’re only going to look like a wally.

All the quintessential Brits are represented: the vicar, the village idiot, the squire, the bag lady, the tart and even Queen Elizabeth I

Albert Herring

Gamle Scene, Kongens Nytorv 9, Cph K, starts Sun, ends June 8; performances at 20:00 (unless stated on Sun (12:00), Tue, May 26, May 29, May 31, June 2 (12:00), June 4, June 6, June 8; Tickets: 95-495kr; 170 mins; sung in English with Danish supertitles; www.kglteater.dk ENGLAND ISN’T exactly famous for producing high-class composers, but Benjamin Britten is one rose among the thorns. The conductor and pianist is arguably one of the most influential composers in Britain, and according to the Operabase website, he has more operas played worldwide over any other composer born in the 20th century. Born in an era when English opera was growing in independence and forging its identity, Britten impressed even his harshest critics with his flair and dramatic musicality. But Britten himself considered the scene to be amateurish and distanced himself from it – such snobbery is perhaps the secret to his far-reaching success. Britten liked to write about snobs too, and Albert Herring is one example of this penchant. Britten’s characters are often outsiders and it is quite probable

Performance Tivoli Cabaret

Tivoli, Vesterbrogade 3, Cph V; ends Sep 22; performances Tue-Thu 20:00, Thu-Sat 20:30; Tickets: 315-415kr; duration: 180 mins, www.tivolicabaret.dk Complete with little round tables and singers who double as waiting staff, Cabaret at Tivoli is an evening of light-hearted kitsch entertainment. Incorporating stand-up comedy, magic, drag queens, sketches, opera and music medleys, this will be a fun variety show, whether you take advantage of the free bar or not. Most of the acts are in Danish, but the cheesy pop hits are in a language everyone can understand. EB

that their creator, a conscientious objector during the Second World War, identified with such figures. He was heavily criticised over his personality, sexuality and political point of view during his career and treated with suspicion over his admiration of composers Gustav Mahler, Alban Berg and Igor Stravinsky – none of whom were then deemed appropriate role models for a young musician of that time. Composed in 1946-47, Albert Herring is a chamber opera in three acts exploring society’s reaction to a strange individual. Set in 1900 in Loxford, a small Suffolk market town filled with sanctimonious snobs, the play begins as the village committee is discussing its search for a May Queen. The head of the committee, the self-righteous Lady Billows, is so disenchanted by the poor standard among the aspiring queens that she refuses to crown one. But the police superintendent comes to the rescue, suggesting the shy bachelor, Albert Herring, be crowned the King of May instead. Lady Billows agrees it’s a good idea, if only to teach the disgraceful Loxford girls a lesson. Before his coronation, the mischievous Sid spikes Albert’s lemonade at high tea, leading to drunken misadventures. Though Albert’s transfor-

The Way the World Ends

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Te a t e r H U S E T; Rådhusstræde 13 (entrance through Magstræde), Cph K; starts Thu, ends 2 June; daily performances at 19:00 (not May 26 and May 27); Tickets: 60kr, www.billetto.dk As its title suggests, this performance explores human beings at their darkest moments, from those who have lost a loved one, to those living in fearing of each other or the final inevitable moment of death. But it’s not all doom and gloom. The production also reveals humans’ acceptance of the absurdity of life. The themes are presented through an interesting collage of texts, incorporating theatre, physical performance, video projections, music and song. The performance is entirely in English. EB

mation is described by those present as “a nightmare example of drunkenness, dirt and worse”, his outburst, in reality, empowers him to escape the oppression of his dominant mother and the hypocrisy of the town in which he lives. As it is remarked: “Every good boy deserves favour.” The plot is light-hearted – in fact, Britten wrote this opera as a way to cheer himself up after his confrontational The Rape of Lucretia, which ends with Lucretia fatally stabbing herself. Incidentally, this opera also played in Copenhagen in 2010 – there must be someone at the Opera House with an appreciation for Britten’s work. Playing at Det Kongelige Teater’s Gamle Scene, Albert Herring is a co-production with Cantiere Internazionale d’Arte di Montepulciano and is performed in English with Danish subtitles. Though the opera’s subject matter is comic, the musical composition is complex, bringing with it a delightful contrast. The writing is hilarious and perhaps even reminiscent of English opera’s origins as jigs performed at the end of plays at court. And who doesn’t like a good ol’ jig?

Wallman’s Dinner Show

Cirkusbygningen, Jernbanegade 8, 1609 Cph V; performances Thu-Sat 18:30-23:00; Tickets: adults 495-815kr, under-12s from 258kr; 3316 3700; info.wallmans@wallmans.com; www.wallmans.dk A group of dancers all expertly showboating in dance, song, instrument playing and magic, while attending to your table. SC

Balanchine & Stravinsky

Gamle Scene, Kongens Nytorv, 1055 Cph K; ends Mon; performances at 20:00 on Sat, Mon; tickets 95–595kr The Royal Ballet is celebrating the collaboration between choreographer George Balanchine and composer Igor Stravinsky with an evening in three parts: the early neoclassical Apollo, the tightlyknit Agon, and the jazzy Symphony in Three Movements. FBP

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Dance at Louisiana

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Louisiana, Lower lawn - Entrance via Louisiana, Gl Strandvej 13, Humlebaek; Fri 15:00, Sun 15:00, Sat 26 May 15:00, Duration: 1 hour; Admission is free once you have paid the museum entrance fee; www. danskdanseteater.dk and www.louisiana.dk Imagine watching the amazing Dansk Danseteater’s international dancers perform against a backdrop of the legendary Louisiana Museum of Modern Art. This performance will include Tim Rushton’s critically acclaimed Monolith - currently playing at Det Kongelige Teater – and excerpts from Love Songs. Rushton has also selected one of Kim Brandstrup’s beautiful duets to perform. If you plan to sit on the hill with a view of the water, bring a picnic rug or beach chair. EB


Performance Festival ‘Mellemrum 2012’

Cph V (exact location given with ticket purchase); starts thu 17 May, ends Sun, daily 13:00 and 14:00; resumes Thu 24 May, ends 27 May, daily 21:30 and 22:30; tickets 75kr at billetter@kittjohnson.dk, 6130 9101; www.mellemrum.info VESTERBRO is pretty much located behind the Central Station. Walking out of the back entrance, through the overwhelming classical music dominating the hall, there’s usually a crowd of people hanging around, smoking, drinking, talking and getting in your way. The western part of the district is packed with Asian grocers and porn shops, offering a variety of purchases from noodles to vibrators. Further away you’ll find Kødbyen, the infamous meatpacking district, on one side and both vintage and high fash’ shopping on the other. Safe to say you have now entered hipster central. Though the clichés are easy to spot, there’s more to Vesterbro than what first meets the eye, which the Mellemrum festival is now trying to show in its “performative interpretation”. It’s a chance to look at the Vest-

Black Fairytale

erbro streets, places and corners from a different perspective – as the festival puts it, the “lonely wolves, free birds and the café latte segment syringes, condoms and class diversity”. With that in mind, it was intriguing to take Mellemrum’s journey, or more correctly ‘guided tour’, around the area. On the greyish Friday morning I attended, the guide is a tall, dark-haired man dressed in leather from top to toe. “Hi, I’m Sylvester,” he says to all the participants present. He seems kind, and you trust him to get you safely through the two hour and 15 minute tour on which the only two stops you know of are the beginning and the end. But that’s all part of the fun. Nevertheless, beyond the fear of more rain and the thrill of the unexpected, there’s nothing scary about this walk. People are chatting to each other, while some just walk silently to get a feel of the surroundings. Sylvester lifts his golden stick and starts walking a slow but steady pace through the streets like a general leading his soldiers to war. We stop at an open square with a few barrels. Following Sylvester’s lead we surround one

Exhibitions Pink Caviar NEW

Dansehallerne, Pasteursvej 20, Cph V; ends May 26; performances Tue-Sun at 20:00; tickets: 130kr, concessions 60kr; www.dansehallerne. dk Forget cookie cutter characters like the hero, the villain and the lovers – Black Fairytale is a different kind of story. This original and experimental dance piece explores the contrasts of good and evil and the shades of grey in between. Mixing in a heavy dose of reality, the performance dances around themes as diverse as love and war, and utopia and dystopia. EB

Desperado

Pumpehuset, Studiestræde 52, Cph V; ends May 26 (not playing May 13-18), performances Mon-Fri 20:00, Sat 17:00; tickets: 50-120kr; 17 mins; www.cafeteatret.dk Desperado is about Peder Holm Johansen, a middle-aged puppet maker. When he turns on his television, he sees the war, and he has no idea what to do about it. Until he meets Fernando, a Mexican desperado who shoots before he asks – but actually, Fernando is just a puppet. MH

Louisiana Museum of Modern Art, Gl Strandvej 13, Humlebæk; starts May 24, ends August 19; open Tue-Fri 11:00-22:00; Sat-Sun 11:0018:00; tickets 95kr, concessions 85kr, under-18s free adm; www.louisiana.dk This group exhibition showcases new acquisitions to the museum’s permanent collection. As a leading museum of contemporary art, Louisiana looks to develop and grow its collections with significant artworks. This presentation brings together works by Asger Jorn, Poul Gernes, Roni Horn, and Erwin Wurm, among others. It includes all media: from video and photography to sculpture and painting. The museum describes the exhibition as displaying the “classics of tomorrow”. BF

Material World

Danish Architecture Centre, Strandgade 27B, Cph K; ends June 5; open MonSun 10:00-17:00, Weds 10:0021:00; adult tickets: 40kr, students 25kr, under-15s free adm; www.dac.dk A look at how specific materials have influenced possibilities and trends in architecture. BF

of them, on which he puts a pomegranate that he first divides into pieces and hands to us to eat. Some of the participants are more sceptical than others. Then the walk continues. The first performance on the tour is inside a café. Here a woman is waiting for us or rather for her customer, who we all represent in turns. Her story is captivating, and so is her dance performance that ends with her running off to another gig – a bachelor party apparently. We follow Sylvester through streets, narrow pathways, parks, yards, buildings, and basements over boarding, always keeping an eye on the yellow stick. Most of the walk is accompanied by two men in work overalls, who spend most of their time pushing either each other or a closet around in an, at times, aggressive manner. Each time they appear, they flee the scene to show up somewhere else on the walk. The first time we meet them is in a back yard. Later we see them in front of a supermarket, then in the park, and in the end in a yard in front of the house where Lenin used to live back in 1910. Finally they leave us with sweets, and we follow Syl-

vester to Toves Gallery, which is a shopping centre named after the Danish writer Tove Ditlevsen. We’re greeted by a group of people who seem to know us. They smile, introduce themselves, and take some of the walkers by the hand and lead them into the centre. Here their performance includes whispering,

singing, yelling and other thought-provoking activities before they leave us alone, and Sylvester takes us to the final stop. The festival is currently taking place in Vesterbro over three weekends with nine different performances on three different tours: a morning tour (last week), an afternoon

tour (this week) and finally an evening tour (next week) to show the city in three different lights. This year is the third time it’s taken place, after earlier versions around the city centre in 2008, and then in Nørrebro in 2010.

Orientalism

Time Passes for Virginia Woolf

Resurrection

Liberty Chomp

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David Risley Gal- NE lery, Bredgade 65A, Cph K; starts May 12, ends June 23; open Tue-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 11:00-15:00; www.davidrisleygallery.com Dexter Dalwood, short-listed for the 2010 Turner Art Prize, is an accomplished UK based painter. He presents new work in this solo exhibition. His paintings show images from contemporary news media layered on fields of colour, creating a collage-like aesthetic. He makes reference to current events, but never includes specific instances in his artwork. BF

Paper, Wood and Scissors

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Bie & Vadstrup Galleri, Sølvgade 26, Cph K; starts May 18, ends June 30; open Tue-Fri 13:0017:00, Sat 11:00-15:00; www. bie-vadstrup.com This new group exhibition presents work by three artists: Spain’s Begoña Goyenetxea, and Denmark’s Ole Broager, and Ole Tophøj. The exhibition focuses on installation and sculptural work from each artist. Goyenetxea creates minimalist sculpture, while both Broager and Tophøj create sculptural work that is bold and often figurative. BF

Sacra Conversazione

Galleri Nicolai Wallner, Ny Carlsberg Vej 68, Cph V; ends May 26; open Tue-Fri 12-17, Sat 12-15; www.nicolaiwallner.com Alexander Tovborg and Jeppe Hein’s new work is inspired by the Renaissance and religious iconography. BF

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Streets with a different beat

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Two guys – one legless, another headless – and a closet. It sounds like a crime scene

Galerie Mikael Andersen, Bredgade 63, Cph K; ends June 16; open Tue-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 11:00-15:00; www.mikaelandersen.com Virginia Woolf’s 1927 novel To The Lighthouse inspired Jesper Christiansen to create this series of new artworks. Christiansen chose to focus on the middle section of the novel for his paintings. In this section, the summerhouse, frequented by the novel’s main characters, is the centre of the narrative. Christiansen’s paintings show an empty house, interiors, and gardens without people. As is present in Woolf’s novel, there is an element of darkness and brooding in all of the paintings. BF

Kunstpublikationer 2012 (Art publications 2012)

Overgaden, NedenVandet 17, Cph K; ends May 27; open TueSun 13:00-20:00; www.overgaden.org Many artists use book publishing as a means of expression, creating unique objects that can only be expressed in book form. This event presents the current trends and themes of the art book publishing world in the form of a book fair. There will also be talks, debates, and performances. BF

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SOD Space of NE Drawings, Holbergsgade 17C, Cph K; starts May 18, ends June 23; open Tue-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.spaceofdrawings.dk Christian Lemmerz presents new work in this solo exhibition. Lemmerz is known for his confrontational sculptures featuring figures in odd, compromising, or violent situations, such as the aftermath of a suicide bomb attack rendered in marble. He twists traditional sculptural forms with contemporary references. His artwork explores themes of identity, death and the violence of contemporary life. This exhibition will feature works on paper that are equally as dark. BF

Emily Wardill

Statens Museum for Kunst, Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; ends Sep 16; open Tue-Sun 10:0017:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; tickets: 95 kr, concessions 65kr, under -18s free adm; www. smk.dk Based in Marseille, distinguished British artist Emily Wardill works primarily in film and video. For her first solo exhibition in Denmark, the artist will present new filmic work created through a series of workshops conducted with actors at the Lilith Performance Studio in Malmø, Sweden. The artwork, inspired by the relationship between the brain and the body, blends live performance and film. BF

MALENE ØRSTED

Gallery Poulsen, Flæsketorvet 24, Cph V, ends June 9; open Tue-Fri 12:00-17:30, Sat 11:00-15:00; www.gallerypoulsen.com Rabid mouths, large teeth, exaggerated colourful bacteria, and writhing figures are all part of this exhibition. The US-based painter, Aaron Johnson presents 13 new paintings rendered in a technique the artist calls “reverse-painted acrylic polymer peel painting”. A former biology student, Johnson’s work is now part of the permanent collection at the New York Museum of Modern Art. BF

Out of Order

Peter Lav Gallery, Esplanaden 8D, Cph K; ends June 23; open Wed-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.plgallery.dk Jakob Hunosøe is a photographer who focuses on irregularities in everyday life. Hunosøe creates images where things appear normal at first glance, but upon a second look the viewer will notice something slightly out of place. Approaching his artwork with humour, Hunosøe uses his photography to propose new meanings about the world in which we live. BF

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Exhibitions Women of the Avant-garde

Louisiana, Gl Strandvej 13, Humlebæk; ends May 28; open Tue-Fri 11:00-22:00; Sat-Sun 11:00-18:00; tickets: 95kr, students 85kr, under-18s free adm; www.louisiana.dk This exhibition of 200 works presents the variety of methods and perspectives that eight female European avant-garde artists used to express themselves. BF

Skrald!

Museum of Copenhagen, Vesterbrogade 59, Cph V; ends July 31; open daily 10:00-17:00; tickets: 20kr, under-17s free adm, Fri free adm The exhibition includes several hundred objects, photos, and engravings about the history of trash. BF

Moving

InstantHERLEV Institute, Krøyers Plads, Cph K; ends Sep 1; www.onecitycampaign.dk Anja Franke of the InstantHERLEV Institute presents the latest instalment of her ongoing project exploring urban and suburban issues of space and place, One City Campaign. BF

Gurrrrl

Bendixen Contemporary Art, Palægade 5, Cph K; ends June 16; open Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.bendixenart.dk Gurrrrl You Know I’m Just Talking about that Composition, Gurrrrl what’chu Know About That Post Contemporary is Devin Troy Strother’s first European solo exhibition. The American painter plays with post-identity politics and racial stereotypes in his artwork by combining African-American slang in his titles with formal, minimalist compositions in the actual work. BF

Rokoko-Mania

Designmuseum Danmark, Bredgade 68, Cph K; ends Sep 23; open Tue-Sun 10:0017:00, Wed 10:00-21:00; www. designmuseum.dk A look at contemporary art and design trends in dialogue with 17th century crafts in the rococo style. BF

Art Moves #2: Mit Navn er Jørgen Leth

Gammel Strand, Gammel Strand 48, Cph K; ends Aug 12; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00, Wed and Thu 11:00-20:00; tickets: 60kr, concessions 45kr, under-16s free adm; www.glstrand.dk In honour of Jørgen Leth’s 75th birthday, this exhibition presents a retrospective of the celebrated Danish filmmaker’s life and work. BF

Vesa-Pekka Rannikko/ Henrik Jørgensen

Gallery Lars Olsen, Uplandsgade 56, Cph S; ends May 26; open Thu-Sat 13:00-18:00; www. gallerilarsolsen.com Jørgensen is a painter concerned with formal and technical investigations. Rannikko works in a variety of mediums from video to painting and performance. BF

Niels Corfitzen

Hans Alf Gallery, Holbergsgade 13, Cph K; ends June 2; open Tue-Fri 13:00-18:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.hansalf.com Niels Corfitzen paints contemporary figures in a classical style. The artist creates large-scale, seductive images inspired by Hollywood and youth culture. His images are a confusing mash-up of traditional painting techniques in the style of Old Masters and modern images of young graffiti artists, movie stars, and club kids. BF

In Praise of Power

Thorvaldsens Museum, Bertel Thorvaldsens Plads 2, Cph K; ends Aug 26; open TueSun 10:00-17:00; tickets: 40kr, under-18s & Wed: free adm; www.thorvaldsensmusuem. dk Exploring Bertel Thorvaldsen’s use of imagery relating to both Alexander the Great and Napoleon, as well as the Roman Empire. BF

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Hammershøi and Europe

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Statens Museum for Kunst, Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; ends May 20; open Tue-Sun 10:0017:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; tickets: 95kr, concessions: 65kr, under 18s: free adm; www.smk.dk An exhibition featuring the paintings of Danish artist Vilhelm Hammershøi (1864-1916). BF

1890-1930

Per Bak Jensen & Per Inge Bjørlo

Galleri Bo Bjerggard, Flæsketorvet 85, Cph V; ends Jan 28; open Tue-Fri 13:00-18:00, Sat 12:00-16:00; www.bjerggard.com A double exhibition featuring new work by Nordic artists Per Bak Jensen and Per Inge Bjørlo. Jensen, an accomplished photographer, works with themes of nature and culture. Bjørlo shows new drawings combined with an installation. BF

Minjung Kim: Complete Graphic Works 2003-2011

Gallery B15, Islands Brygge 15, Cph S; ends May 27; open Wed-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 12:0015:00; www.galleryb15.dk Korean artist Minjung Kim’s monochrome period. She is known for the detailed organic forms that appear in her paintings. BF

World

Images

Statens Museum for Kunst (National Gallery of Denmark), Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; tickets: 95kr, concessions: 65kr, under-18s free adm.; www.smk.dk An exhibition of German art at a dramatic time in the nation’s history, tracing the rise of the Modernist period, featuring artists like Wassily Kandinsky and Paul Klee. BF

Dexter Bang Sinister

Kunsthal Charlottenborg; ends Oct 21; tickets: 60kr, concessions 40kr; www.kunsthalcharlottenborg.dk Inspired by research into 1960s psychedelic visual culture. BF

Forms of Knowledge

Salon at GL Strand, Gammel Strand 48, Cph K; ends Aug; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00, Wed-Thu 11:00-20:00; www. glstrand.dk Morten Steen Hebsgaard’s installation is inspired by the ideas of Friedrich Fröbels (17821852), the German pedagogue who came up with the concept of the kindergarten. BF

Still here now

Denmark’s Design Museum, Bredgade 68, Cph K; ends Dec 30; open Tues 10:00-17:00; tickets: 75kr, under-18s free adm; www.designmusuem.dk This exhibition celebrates the centenary of the birth of Danish furniture designer Finn Juhl. BF

MOHS Exhibit, Sønder Boulevard 98, Cph V, ends Nov 26; open Wed 12:00-17:00, Thu 12:00-18:00, Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 13:00-16:00; www.mohs.dk New York-based curator Daniel Albrigo presents a group exhibition in collaboration with MOHS Exhibit in Vesterbro. This exhibition includes 15 artists predominantly from New York. BF

British photographer invasion

New Work: Troels Wörsel

Sense of Furniture

Fotocafeen, Vesterbrogade 45, Cph V; ends May 30, open daily 10:00-17:30, Sat 10:00-14:00, Sun closed; www.tojproduktionslab.dk A photography exhibition on British themes. MSØ

Galleri Susanne Ottesen, Gothersgade 49, Cph K; ends May 18; open Tue-Fri 10:0018:00, Sat 11:00-15:00; www.susanneottesen.dk Parts of words are interwoven with abstract shapes and colour blocks, with the occasional figure appearing on his canvases. BF

Dystopia

Galerie Pi, Borgergade 15D, Cph K; ends June 9; open TueSun 12:00-18:00, Sat 11:0014:00; www.galeriepi.dk Danish artist Birgit Bjerre paints organic forms inspired by memories and motherhood. Odd shapes, surrealistic patterns, drips and lines are part of the artist’s images in this series. Bjerre works in painting and drawing and is regularly shown at this gallery. BF

Anders Bülow

Henningsen Gallery, Fredericiagade 17, Cph K; ends May 26; open Tue–Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 12:00-16:00; www.henningsengallery.com Danish painter Anders Bülow is a minimalist painter who focuses on colour and form. His finely-crafted canvases show no brush strokes, appearing almost manufactured. The artist focuses on geometry and the relationships between surface, weight, and perspective. BF

From the Greece Gropers Foundation

Overgaden, neden Vandet 17, Cph K; ends June 3; open TueSun 13:00-17:00, Thu 13:0020:00; www.overgaden.org Artists Jeuno JE Kim and Lasse Krog Møller have created a fictional institution, inspired by the work of Georges Perec. BF

Rundtenom

Den Frie Centre of Contemporary Art, Øslo Plads 1 Cph Ø; ends June 3; open Tue-Sun 10:0017:00, Thu 10:00-21:00; www. denfrie.dk An exhibition featuring sculptural work by artists who participate in the artist run space Skulpturi. BF

Livsmønstre (Life Patterns)

Designmuseum Danmark, Bredgade 68, Cph K; ends June 24; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-21:00; www.designmuseum.dk Danish artist Helle Hove creates site-specific, sculptural installations that explore light and patterns. BF

First Floor: Guy Maddin

Overgaden, neden Vandet 17, Cph K; ends June 3; open TueSun 13:00-17:00, Thu 13:0020:00; www.overgaden.org Maddin’s project consists of eleven short films about ghosts. BF

The Essence of Colour

Arken, Skovvej 100, Ishøj; ends July 1; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-21:00; tickets: over18s 90kr, under-18s free adm, students 75kr; www.arken.dk In conjunction with Queen Margrethe’s 40th jubilee this offers a glimpse into the creative life of the monarch. BF

fotoGRAFISK

Photography Center, Pasteursvej 14, Cph V; ends May 28, open Tue-Fri 11:00-17:00, Thu 11:00-20:00; Sat-Sun 12:00-16:00; tickets: 25kr; www.photography.dk Ontaglio or colour gravureprints, and offset prints. BF

Denmark by Design

The Danish Design Centre, HC Andersens Boulevard 27, Cph V; ends 12 May 2013; open Mon-Fri 10:00-17:00, Wed 10.00-21.00; www.ddc.dk This exhibition shows the development of Danish design from 1945-2010. CP

DASK

Flæsketorvet 24, Cph V, TueFri 12.00-18.00, Sat 12.0016.00; www.daskgallery.com DASK in the fashionable area of Kødbyen is a first edition gallery focusing on photographic art only. All the photos are for sale and exist in limited editions of up to 15 pieces. PDR

Danish/International Art after 1900

Statens Museum for Kunst (National Gallery of Denmark), Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; tickets: 95kr, concessions 65kr, under-18s: free adm; www.smk.dk Danish art history in the modern era is restaged to include representation of the international influence from the United States, Germany and France, as well as an emergence of a female avant-garde. BF

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Miracles aplenty in Brooklyn tiangle Lille Vega Tuesday 21:00; 130kr www.vega.dk www.milagresmusic.com

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HE “HYPED” American indie/rock band Milagres – according to Vega, anyway – will hit the venue Tuesday as part of their European tour. I know, I know, I can hear you asking: “Who!?” This five-piece Brooklyn band might not be particularly well known – at least not in Denmark – but hey, everyone has to start somewhere. Firstly, this band doesn’t sound American at all, or Brook-

lyn-ish for that matter. When you think of Brooklyn acts, you think of bands like TV On The Radio, Animal Collective, Yeasayer, Vampire Weekend or LCD Soundsystem – who have, all in their own way, set the standard. Milagres, on the other hand, sound about as British as it can get. In 2010, Milagres’ lead singer, Kyle Wison, broke his back while rock climbing, prompting him to write a fresh batch of songs while recovering from his injury. The result is the band’s first album, Glowing Mouth. And let’s just be frank here: the songs sound like Coldplay. Miraculously (Milagres is Portuguese for miracle – see what I did there?), it doesn’t sound bad

I couldn’t have described it at all. And now that we’ve started linking them to other bands, any better. Their songs might not they also have a Bon Iver (the exactly be worth breaking your bearded man who made a song back for, but they do have a certain charm. with James Blake) While British and Grizzly Bear music magazine (don’t know how NME rated their to describe them, Milagres haven’t album with a 4/10, just look them up) reinvented the describing it as “a vibe to them. But saying they’ve just wheel, but these are pleasant listen, but copied them would beautiful, romantic hardly fresh”, the Guardian seemed be rather unfair. As a lot more posithe BBC describes songs tive. The British it: “Motifs that might have been heard before newspaper gave it four out of are deeply embedded into core five stars, writing that “in makcompositions of more singular ing epic but intimate anthems, design, shadows of predecessors Milagres haven’t reinvented the dancing atop landscapes that are wheel, but these are beautiful, romantic songs to learn and Milagres’ alone.”

sing.” The BBC described them as an “under-the-radar miracle” – yes, they used the same ‘miracle’ line. How unoriginal. Lille Vega will be filled with hipsters for the band’s first appearance in Denmark – they’ve got triangles in their logo and on their album cover, so you know what time it is. And you never know, when their music falls into the hands of Coldplay fans, they might get really big. So be sure to attend their show, and maybe buy one of their nice t-shirts with a triangle print, so you can be a true hipster and say: “I knew them before they were famous.” MIKE HOFMAN

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Looptroop Rockers

Loppen; 21:00; 150kr Hailing from Västerås, Sweden, the hip-hop outfit comprise some of the most exciting talents in Scandinavia. Obviously influenced by the hip-hop scene on the other side of the pond, they started out at the beginning of the ‘90s. Their open-mindedness to an eclectic range of loops, rhythmic lyrics and stage harmony quickly led to their recognition as the genuine article. With a batch of uplifiting singles to their name – ‘The Building’ from their latest record Professional Dreamers (2011) is one that will get you out of bed in the morning. All hip-hop fans in town should see this gig.

Vesterbro Festival

Den Brune Kødby (Entrance via Halmtorvet) Fri May 25 - Sat May 26 Tickets: 50kr for one night 80kr for two nights www.vesterbrofestival.dk

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esterbro: home of Tivoli, Istedgade, the worldfamous meatpacking district and, of course, the Vesterbro Festival, the borough’s very own annual musical extravaganza. Vesterbro Festival, which this year will hold its tenth anniversary, is a festival dedicated specifically to up-and-coming acts on the local scene. The idea behind the two-day event, which showcases the talents of around 80 newcomers on Denmark’s music scene, is to introduce relatively unknown bands to the public. For the performing acts, the event is something of a springboard towards bigger and better things, so expect many passionate, well-rehearsed performances. We’ve taken the liberty of hand-picking several cutting-edge names for you to look out for.

Emergenza Festival Eastern Denmark Final

Lower Dens

LSD on CIA Øks 1 Scenen; Fri 22:00 Vesterbro thrash rock enthusiasts LSD on CIA are an intense, pulsating mix between The Clash and local progressive rock lads Veto. Their live shows are an aggressive, high-octane blend of intense instrumentation and punk-influenced antics, so don your dancing shoes and prepare to groove. With three years of experience under their belt that’s seen the trio perform as far out as Sziget Festival in Hungary, expect a quality, adrenaline-charged performance on their home turf.

For those up for less headbanging, singer-songwriter Indiana Dawn features a rhythmic country-orientated music that’s guaranteed to sooth the soul. Backed by witty, powerful lyricism and sentimental guitar sequences, Indianna Dawn offers a more subtle approach to this year’s festival.

Store Vega; 19:30; 150kr After months of gigs and hundreds of entrants, Emergenza welcomes to the stage 14 of the best from the East Danish heat of the Europe-wide festival. Tonight is the decider for Eastern Denmark’s most exciting prospects for the final. Following the outcome of tonight’s showdown, the winners will advance to the Nordic finals in Stockholm, and potentially the international final in Germany later this year – with the ultimate prize being a funded tour of the US and Europe. See www.vega.dk for a full list of the bands performing tonight.

The Unusual History of Ether PH Scenen; Fri 18:30 The Unusual History of Ether features the haunting lyrics of Irish singer-songwriter Rebecca Collins and Danish guitarist Mikkel Plough, with Jeppe Skovbakke of I Got You on Tape on bass duties. Their sound is deep, dreamy and piercing: a refreshingly different approach that’s sure to win over a few hearts. Indianna Dawn PH Scenen; Sat 15:30

Loppen; 21:00; 100kr Hailing from Baltimore, the allAmerican quartet, described as a ‘freak folk’ band, are led by the diva of folk, Jana Hunter – the eccentric Texan singer-songwriter who has worked closely with the likes of Devendrea Banhart. The band’s muddied, reverbheavy, psychedelic-rock has amassed attention from listeners less afraid of the experimental. Their recipe for modern rock led to a rare 8.1 rating on Pitchfork – a sure-fire stamp of approval from some of the most informed music critics in the US.

Artificial Brothers PH Scenen; Fri 00:30 Think alternative rock that draws quite a few comparisons with the music of Turboweekend. Artificial Brothers are a quintet all the way from Thisted, whose debut album Make Our Hearts Sway is set to drop just a few days after their performance in Vesterbro. Dee Brown Sat night At the tender age of 16, Dee Brown, or Daniel Bruhn Jensen, is one of the most talented new kids on the block in the circles of underground house. Having honed his skills at some of Copenhagen’s most revered nightlife venue, Dee Brown will set Vesterbro alight at this year’s festival.

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The Soft Moon

Loppen; 21:00; 110kr Branded a ‘neo-post-punk’ band – a label that does little to define their catchy, synth-imbibed, beat-heavy music – the San Francisco quintet, led by the enigmatic Luis Vasquez, offer an altogether upbeat, modern yet harrowing musical articulation of the post-apocalyptic. Rising up from the saturated post-punk scene in San Francisco, Soft Moon released their self-titled debut record a couple of years back: a fulfilling and somewhat shadowy foray into the annals of ‘80s industrial synth-pop. Take a listen to their most popular track, ‘Breathe The Fire’, to get a real sense of what they’re up to.

Sekuoia Fri night Another prodigious talent in the field of electronic music, 19-year-old Patrick Madsen produces and plays contemplative, quirky music not too different to that of glitch-hop sensation Pretty Lights, who will be performing at Roskilde this June. Ulla Nova  U-Teltet; Sat 17:45 Last but not least, Ulla Nova is a music experiment consisting of Danish songstress Ulla Nova’s soothing, almost angelic vocals fused with British producer Chris Thomaidis’ lightweight electronic pop beats in the background.

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Willis Earl Beal

Ideal Bar; 21:00; 80kr Beal started out in his native Chicago as something of a bohemian outsider folk artist. As a busker, he played underground gigs on the streets and in the subway. Gaining a reputation as an impassioned, quirky character, the music industry caught on by the end of the ‘00s and soon after Beal released his debut record, Acousmatic Sorcery (2012). Beal is a contemporary singer-songwriter that stands out from the crowd; his signature discordant chords, metropolitan style and poetic lyrics mark his truly groundbreaking presence in the industry. Definitely one of the most intriguing shows this week.

Nightlife Tobias Winberg

Drone; Fri 22:00; Free Adm Every Copenhagener with at least a touch of class has spent a night at Nørrebro’s Drone. Tonight, Tobias Winberg – who is also a regular fixture at other alternative nights around the town including Ideal Bar’s Frankie Teardrop nights – will be playing a set of the latest rock ‘n’ roll, alternative and electro tunes just downstairs from the main bar. One of Copenhagen’s best-kept secrets and miles away from the tourist hotspot that is Strøget, it’s definitely worth checking out.

Andre Galluzzi

Culture Box; Fri 23:00; 70kr Born in Frankfurt in the early ‘70s, the DJ of Italian descent grew up on a diet of deep-house, techno and minimalist electro and became a Berlin weekender during the ‘90s. Starting out at the respected German record label Neuton in the early ‘90s, Galluzzi grew to become a main figure on the Berlin scene, where he is renowned for his hypno-

Soundvenue Sessions: Weird Dreams

Huset i Magstræde; 20:00; 120kr Gradually making strides with their jangly, psychedelic-tinged surf-rock, the four-piece’s oddball sound has its antecedents in groups mostly from the ‘60s such as The Byrds, The Beach Boys and, of course, The Beatles. Their whirling, often hypnotising sound is neatly packaged in what is perhaps their finest single to date, a salute to Satan entitled ‘666.66’. With a vocalist who sounds uncannily similar to James Mercer of The Shins, and such a strong bed of influences, they’re certainly on to something. Daniel van der Noon tising ten-hour sets and ecstatic beats. Expect the set to go on until dawn, so for those planning on working on Saturday, it’s advised that you trade shifts.

Master Zanoongas Love Potion

Bakken; Fri 21:00; free adm This is one for the early birds at one of the most popular weekend venues in the stylish Kødbyen district of Vesterbro – often thought of as Copenhagen’s grimy answer to Berlin’s club-scene. A good distance away from the mainstream clubs nearer the centre and a tip-top insight into the city’s underground scene, it’s perfect in the spring. With artsy posters hanging around the cool-spots in town, it’s impossible not to wonder who Master Zanoongas is. Led by DJs Bob Love and Romann Andren, the setlist will take a journey into the psychedelic realms of disco-pop in what will most probably be a full house by midnight.

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This section was contributed by Sally McWilliam, who has lived in Copenhagen for four years with her family. During this time, she has established a website, www.scandineighbour.com, in which describes many of the wonderful places to visit within the region. Sally is also a co-founder and author of the new English blog for Aarstiderne, www.soiltostove.com.

KIDS CORNER

SOME OF THE FONDEST memories I have from my childhood days are those that stem from hours spent being creative with my mother. She must have had endless patience because I can clearly remember that my sister and I were never the neatest of artists, yet I walked away with a love of art that I try hard to instill in my own children. There are plenty of art supply shops in the city – we mostly use Panduro and Søsterne Grene for paints and canvases (www.pandurohobby.dk and www.grenes.dk). Then, when we are not busy at home, there are plenty of places to visit in and around Copenhagen to fire up their interests even more. Creative Space Gammel Kongevej 154, 1850 Frederiksberg; open seven days a week; www.creative-space.dk Creative Space is a ceramic painting workshop we have visited many times since it opened just over a year ago on Gammel Kongevejen in Frederiksberg. Upon entering it can be quite hard deciding which pottery pieces you fancy painting, given the vastness of choice. Once you have chosen, you will be shown to your table and given a box of equipment to use. The equipment box is such a good idea that I have recreated it at home for myself: a wicker box containing a wide selection of paint brushes, sponge applicators and cloths, as well as a paint pallet – all neatly packed up for your convenience. There is no limit on how much of each col-

Events Jewish Film Festival NEW Cinemateket, Gothersgade 55, Cph K; starts Sun, ends Wed, films at various times; tickets 75kr; www.cinemateket. dk, www.cjff.dk This four-day programme focuses on the best of the best in modern Jewish cinema and includes a range of films with Jewish-related themes. This year’s festival features the Danish premieres of a number of highly acclaimed award-winning films such as ‘The Rabbi’s Cat’ and ‘Simon and the Oaks’. As well as film screenings, there will also be debates, guest presenters and festive events. JOS Copenhagen NEW Marathon Islands Brygge, Cph S; Sun 09:30 The Copenhagen Marathon has been a tradition since 1980 and this year will be no exception. Watch 12,000 runners participating in one of the world’s fastest growing marathon events. The entire course is traffic free giving both participants and spectators a great car free view of Copenhagen’s stunning habour-front, city lakes, green parks and atmospheric streets. The course is particularly spectatorfriendly, because runners pass along some of the same stretches more than once. JOS

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our you can take to paint with, and children are readily encouraged to make their own choices. Once completed you patiently say goodbye to your masterpiece, which first needs to be fired before collection a couple of days later. Louisiana Museum of Modern Art Gl Strandvej 13, 3050 Humlebæk; closed Mondays, under-18s free adm; www.louisiana.dk Louisiana, the modern art gallery in Humlebaek, has a three-floor children’s art space, with a different theme on each level, including painting, clay modeling and drawing. The staff are on hand to assist any young Picassos and there is an ever-changing subject matter for the children to explore. We always make a visit to the children’s section before a stroll through the rest of the gallery, having learnt from painful experience that paint does not dry instantaneously, nor does it remove itself from car upholstery. Statens Museum for Kunst Sølvgade 48-50, 1307 Cph K; closed Mondays, under-18s free adm; www.smk.dk Statens Museum for Kunst in the centre of town is also very committed to introducing children to art and utilises all methods to inspire their young subjects. On the first Sunday of every month, children are welcomed into the museum to participate in various activities; whether they wish to get stuck in or take part in a tour, the staff are fully focused on encouraging

Sportstrip NEW championships Bellahøjvej 1, Brønshøj; Sat 14.1518.00; Tickets 108kr; info@ stripfitness.dk, www.sportstrip.eventbrite.com; The National Championships are back as women across the country compete in a fitness discipline that has taken the country by storm. Different from traditional strip contests, participants will be assessed in eight different categories to ensure a focus on movement and mental health, rather than nudity. JOS

them to do so. The museum’s website provides a comprehensive guide to the children’s activities and a preview of activities coming up, so make sure to check back regularly. In a few short weeks the summer holidays will once again begin and we will all be searching for activities to stimulate, inspire and likewise tire our children. Galleries will be visited, painting will be done, and the patience will be worth it. Our own project is to finish the canvas Earth painting that we began last July and have worked on each holiday ever since. It is big, bold and full of life – just like the three little boys who painted it!

Wisecracker’s W Östra Förstadsga- NE tan 24, Southern Kitchen, Malmö; every Sat at 20:00, ends June 16; tickets 70sek; info@wisecrackers.se; www.wisecrackers.se Wisecracker’s, Scandinavia’s first English-speaking comedy club, organise stand-up comedy shows in English at universities, comedy clubs, and corporate events and parties around Europe. Every Saturday until June 16 they will be holding weekly shows in Malmö, Sweden. JOS

CloudCamp NEW Radisson Blu Falconer Hotel & Conference Cente r, Falkoner Alle 9, Frederiksberg; Tue 19:00–22:00; free adm; www.cloudcamp-copenhagen.eventbrite.com CloudCamp Copenhagen 2012 is a free event for everyone who is interested in Cloud Computing. The event is organised and supported by Altoros and Cloud.dk. The event will include presentations, breakout sessions and an afterparty at a local secret location. JOS

English tour NEW at Glyptoteket Ny Carlsberg Glyptotek, Dantes Plads 7, Cph V; Sun 13:00; free adm (tickets in the basement from 11:00 on the day – limited number); 3341 8141 or info@ glyptoteket.dk; www.glyptoteket.dk Spend your Sunday on a free guided tour through the galleries at the museum. The tour is called ‘Masterpieces through 6000 years’ and includes important works from the Danish Golden Age and French Impressionism. MØS

Harness Racing Charlottenlund Race Course, Traverbanevej 10, Charlottenlund; Wed 15:30; 20kr; www. travbanen.dk No Ben Hur thrills and spills here, that’s for sure!

Horse racing Klampenborg Racecourse, Traverbanevej 10, Charlottenlund; Sun 12:30; tickets: 50kr; www.galopbane.dk Another meeting at the racecourse to test yourself against the Tote.

Northern Lights NEW Ensemble Ny Carlsberg Glyptotek, Dantes Plads 7, Cph V; Sun 12:00; free adm; 3341 8141 or info@ glyptoteket.dk; www.glyptoteket.dk, www.musiccookbook.dk/nordlys Enjoy a free concert by the ensemble that really captures the breadth of the museum through their unique music and commitment to breaking the boundaries between different epochs. On this day the repertoire includes tangoes from different countries and times. MØS Flea market in NEW Amager/Kastrup Nyvang Alle, Kastrup; Sun 10:00-16:00; free adm There will be many stall holders selling many wonderful things, including porcelain, photographs, lithographs and things for the house, garden and the children. You will also be able to find nice clothes and jewellery, so go and have a look. ClS Jazz Cruise Nyhavn, Cph K; Sun 19:00 until the end of May, after which the schedule changes; tickets 120kr; duration: 90 mins; www.canaltours.dk Discover Copenhagen from the water with a live jazz soundtrack courtesy of Doc Houlinds All Stars. EB

NEXT WEEK: GOING UNDERGROUND Summer Flea NEW market at Carlsberg Pasteursvej 61, Cph; Sun 10:00-16:00; free adm; between 26 and 100 stalls Copenhagen has a new flea market and, unlike other outdoor markets, this one guarantees dry weather, as it is held under a large canopy. There are also excellent parking spaces, located so that you can virtually park directly next to the first stall. You will find a great mix of booths, each with their own hidden treasures. ClS Guitarmatiné NEW Musikhuset Aarhus, Thomas Jensens Allé, Aarhus C; Sun 15:00; free adm; www.musikkons.dk Ever wanted to be part of a musician’s artistic development? You can start this Sunday, as the Royal Academy of Music has organised a public concert to show off some of its students. As the academy is an educational institution and the concerts are part of the students’ education, there may be last minute programme changes and/ or cancellations. ClS Friday Night Skate SolbjergPlads, Frederiksberg; Fri 20:00; cancelled in case of rain; www.fns-cph.dk Friday Night Skate night offers an 18-21km route through streets closed off to cars.

Malko winner NEW plays Tivoli Koncertsalen i Tivoli, Vesterbrogade 3, Cph V; Wed 19:30; tickets 170kr, www.billetlugen.dk Experience the brand new winner of this year’s Malko Competition: 32-year-old Venezuelan conductor, Rafael Payare. He will be conducting works by Mozart and Musorgskij, performed by young string talents and the Copenhagen Philharmonic. Payare received his training at the Venezuelan music programme El Sistema and will surely deliver a winning performance. ClS Charlie Scott’s Skindergade 43, Cph K; Tue & Thu 17:00-20:30; Free Adm Jazz music every Tuesday and Thursday! History Tours in English starts from Bishop Absalon’s statue at Højbro Plads, Cph K; Sat 10:00; tickets: 80kr; 90 mins; www.historytours.dk Focusing on the period between 1600 and 1800. MSØ Crime Tours Nytorv 1 (by the city court), Cph K; Tue 20:00; book tour in English at weirdwalks.dk@ gmail.com or 3117 7727 The Crime Tours take you around the city while you learn more about the “gruesome tales of murky jail houses, terrible laws and merciless executioners”. MSØ


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Trendsales www.trendsales.dk Trendsales is a fairly new online secondhand store. With its hundreds of gadgets, all divided into various categories, you can find some amazing second-hand stuff. Hence, if one is searching for festival boots, or a large sweater for when the rain comes, this is the place to go. Because let’s all be honest, it’s not a proper festival without mud and rainy days. Trendsales does not have a physical store, so the only way to reach their golden pages is online. Nevertheless, this means they are available 24-7, which also mean you can make a purchase at three in the morning if you want to. Friluftsland Frederiksborggade 44 & 52, 1360 Cph K; open Mon-Fri 10:00-18:00, Sat 10:00-15:00, Sun closed; 3314 5150 If you don’t like the idea of second-hand goods, but still want quality camping equipment at fairly affordable prices, Friluftsland is the place to go. The staff are always welcoming and equally willing to help you to get the right gear. Friluftsland has various locations in the city; however, the one on Nørrefarigmagsgade has the best variety. With its many different tents,

Kids Treasure hunt NEW A r b e j d e r m u s e e t, Rømersgade 22, Cph K; Fri 10:00-16:00; under 18s free, adults 65kr; www.arbejdermuseet.dk If your kids have had an overload of sweets over the weekend, this is a good way to burn off some energy. The museum opens its doors for a treasure hunt on which the kids can learn more about the many hidden stories. There’s also a treasure hunt for the parents, so nobody needs to feel left out. MØS Water – a world of adventures Experimentarium, Tuborg Havnevej 7, Hellerup; open Mon-Fri 09:30-17:00, Tue 09:3021:00, Sat and Sun 11:00-17:00; under 2s free, age 3-11 105kr, adult 160kr, students 105kr; contact 3927 3333 or info@experimentarium.dk This water adventure features more than 50 activities and experiments. But don’t be afraid of getting your clothes wet – unless you ask for it – as this is a “bone-dry ride through the wet element”. You get to fight the power of the sea, save someone who has fallen overboard from a ship and experience giant surf waves. This is an event for the entire family with a chance to learn more about water safety in a fun way. MSØ

Ledreborg Home and Lifestyle Ledreborg Castle, Ledreborg Alle, 4230 Lejre; starts Fri May 25, ends Mon May 28, open 10:00-18:00; tickets: over-14s 125kr, under-14s 50kr, concessions available, www.billetlugen.dk; www.ledreborglivstil.dk; two trains an hour from Cph Central Station to Lejre station, Bus 233 to the castle

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sleeping bags, and weatherproof festival boots, this store is the ultimate mecca for true festival fans. There are no limits to the gadgets you can get in Friluftsland only the imagination sets the boundaries. Stereo Studio Nørrebrogade 45, 2200 Cph N; open Mon-Fri 11:00-18:00, Sat 11:00-16:00; Sun closed; 3670 0699; www.stereostudio.dk Everyone knows that before any festival, you need to refresh the music that is coming into town. While downloading is out, and Spotify is for students with no cash, true festival lovers go to the music store to buy their favourite records. And this city’s best music store is the one on Nørrebrogade. Stereo Studio has everything from soul, to jazz, to pop and hip-hop. So whether you’re into ‘good old’ 80s music, or newer stuff like Mumford & Sons or Lukas Graham, this is the store to go to. Not only do they have almost every genre you can think of, but they are also very helpful - sometimes to the point that you can’t leave the store until the absolute right record has been found. Furthermore, true music fans can get free copies of the music magazine GAFFA - going into this music universe is a guaranteed special treat for any music fan.

Open fire station C h r i s t i a n s h av n NEW Brandstation, Markmandsgade 15, Cph S; Sat 10:00-12:00; free adm; www.brand.kk.dk; all ages If your kid has a dream to become a firefighter, you now have the chance to take him or her to a real fire station. The day includes the possibility to talk to a firefighter or a paramedic. MØS Make fridge magnets NEW Jægersborg Bibliotek, Smakkegårdsvej 112, Gentofte; Sat 11:00-13:00; free adm; no sign up needed; www.genbib. dk; over-5s Bring all your creative ideas to make fun fridge magnets. Everybody can join the event and you decide yourself if your magnet should take the shape of a cow, sausage or something else made in the fun material Silk Clay or Wood Clay. MØS Creepy Crawly Experimentarium, Tuborg Havnevej 7, Hellerup; ends Sep 2012, open daily 09:30-17:00; under-threes free adm, under-12s 100kr, over-12s 160kr; www.experimentarium.dk Learn more about the creepy crawlies that share your living space. From flies and ants to spiders and maggots, learn the unexpected places where insects live and don’t leave without your Creeponaut certificate. EM

HOME TO THE Holstein-Ledreborg family, the picturesque Ledreborg Castle dates back to 1745 and is one of Denmark’s most exquisitely romantic castles. It is well worth a visit in its own right with its impressive Rococo gardens and blend of culture and history. The castle has also become synonymous with hosting enormously popular home and lifestyle exhibitions over the last 17 years, and the castle gates are once again open over the Whitsun weekend to the many thousands of guests looking for the perfect family day trip and inspiration for the long days of spring and summer. High up on the menu is indeed the menu itself – make sure you come to the exhibition with a healthy appetite. There are cafés and restaurants to satisfy all the palates in the palace. The enterprising Claus Meyer has prepared a gourmet picnic box for those willing to pay a little extra. The picnic can be enjoyed in its very own exclusive picnic area. While ale enthusiasts can make a lengthy stop at the Herslev brewery stand to sample the lively Ledreborg Whitsun brew (Pinsebryg). If you can still move after stuffing yourself silly, then hold onto your wallets because it’s time for a little shopping. The exhibition has a barn dedicated to clothes, shoes, bags and jewellery. The barn used to be home to the cowshed back in the good old days, but perhaps the only milking

Tiger training NEW Meet up at Ryttergården, Brønhøj Torv; Kulturhuset Pilegården, Brønshøjvej 17, Brønshøj; Sat 10:00-11:00 (ages 2-3), 11:00-12:00 (ages 4-6); adm 30kr; sign up at lise@fremtidenshelte.dk; www.kulturogfritid.kk.dk; ages 2-6 Enjoy a day of fun exercising with the smallest, when gym pedagogue Lise Steffensen teaches parent and kids new games to play including fencing, acrobatics and kids yoga. MØS Life and Death Statens Museum for Kunst, Sølvgade 48, Cph K; ends Sep, open Tue-Sun 10:00–17:00, Wed 10:00–18:00; free adm; www. smk.dk This exhibition has been designed to give children a framework in which to talk about life and death. By using art as a tool to approach the subject, kids can form their own opinions on the topic. Ages 6-12. EM Story time Books & Company, Sofievej 1, 2900 Hellerup; Tue mornings 09:30-10:00; free adm; www. booksandcompany.dk Every Tuesday morning, storyteller Sara Albers performs stories, poems, and finger plays. She entertains, inspires and captivates kids’ imaginations, making Tuesday mornings a magical experience for all. SA

done during the fair will be by the exhibitors themselves. Time to move on into the world of dreams. For those with designs on the perfect lifestyle, a range of exhibitors will be giving tips and inspiration on how to add the finishing touches to your home and garden – be they fantasy or real. Blossoming inspiration surrounds the whole festival in the shape of floral artist Mogens Grønbech’s unique and inventive flower sculptures. For many guests, these creations are the highlight of the fair and it will be fascinating to see what he has come up with this year. With Danes being able to boast five weeks or more of holiday, leisure time activities are always going to be high on the agenda. A special area is dedicated to the promotion of sporty, hobby and travel activities. On Saturday at 11:00, mountain bikers will be competing in a race up and down the bumps and grinds of a specially designed outdoor track. On the other days and on Saturday after 15:00, you can rent a mountain bike and take a ride in the woods. On land, the Danish Hunters’ Association are running a quiz on outdoor life around a bonfire, while at sea, the crew from Scansub DK Diver will be trying to tempt you with a test dive on the waters surrounding Denmark. The noble art of woodturning is represented at two workshops where you can watch the artisans producing handles and hatstands. By now the kids are starting to get itchy feet, so it’s time to head off to the children’s area. The Bella Donna circus tent features storytelling every hour where exhausted kids can crash in the fatboys or pet Josephine the circus pig. Funballz – running around, hamster-like, in huge transparent plastic balls on water – is bound to be a popular source of entertain-

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ment, as is the ride on the classic model train Fnulle. No castle is complete without its ghost. To mark the occasion, Baron Graf von Grafhausen has risen from the grave and will be riding around the grounds on his white steed greeting the guests in German and French. Musical activities at this eclectic outdoor fair include a visit from the awardwinning Holbæk Garden marching band, and a concert in the castle church by castle organist Robert Hofsetter who will be donning his powder and wig to tell historical tales between the pieces. The 70man youth orchestra of Neckarsulm will be presenting ‘Pomp and Circumstance’ and John Williams’ Harry Potter suite in a 30-minute concert. Still not satisfied? Bring on the dancing horses: ten Friesian horses will be trotting their stuff to the rhythms of Michael Jackson – something you won’t want to miss. All of this and more on a weekend that promises the perfect family day out in the wonderful setting of Ledreborg Castle. PETER STREADER


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BETTER LATE THAN NEVER. The other week I was, rightly, called out on my failure to provide the recipe for a classic English dish to coincide with Saint George’s Day. Funnily enough, it also occurred the year I had resolutely said to myself I’d start taking the national day seriously. Plus I’m always the first to defend English food when foreigners who’ve paid the best part of a tenner for fat-saturated fish and chips in central London lazily brand it awful. My ideal homage to the English kitchen would run along the lines of a no-holdsbarred dessert such as jam roly poly or sticky toffee pudding,

but seasonality is key, and now is not particularly the time to be bogging yourself down with heavy, cake-like puddings. So instead I’m going for that unmistakably-shaped, tentacle-like labour of love: asparagus. One of the pubs I worked in did this dish, and I spent hours both outside in the allotment helping to cultivate said spring shoot as well as in the kitchen preparing them. The recipe below is one I have recreated from my time at the pub – it never fails to hit the spot. It works as a starter, main course (just up the asparagus count) and, my favourite, a royal breakfast.

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Asparagus with poached egg and parmesan 1 bunch of asparagus (or 3-4 spears per person) Eggs Parmesan cheese Cracked black pepper Olive oil Vinegar TO PREPARE the asparagus, wash under a cold tap and then, taking each spear in your hand, feel an inch or so up from the base of the spear and carefully snap off the bottom bit (you should find the ‘biting point’ easily – remember, the key to good asparagus is, like the Italians would advocate with pasta, is achieving the perfect al dente bite: not too soft, not too hard, but with a definitive crunch). Using a sharp knife, remove the bitter triangular flaps from the stems. You can peel the whole things but I advise against this.

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This year’s golf day will be held at Ledreborg Palace Golf Club, which has Scandinavia’s only course designed by Sir Nick Faldo, on Thursday 14 June . We have arranged both a tournament for experienced golfers, and a fun golf event for beginners. The tournament will be a 4 person team (best 2 scores per hole per team) Stableford competition over 18 holes with a gun start for experienced golfers. It will be arranged to accommodate company teams, private teams and individual players in a way that will provide good networking opportunities. In addition to the Hole-in-one prize and tournament prizes, there will also be other attractive individual prizes. The beginners’ event will start with training from the Pro, followed by a competition and will give non-golfers and beginners an opportunity to learn the basics and have some fun! Equipment will be provided. WIN AN ELECTRIC CAR! The first player to score a hole-in-one on the designated hole will win a Better Place, battery powered Renault Fluence ZE. Book Now – there are a limited number of places available Date: Location: Time: Participation Fee: Main Tournament: Beginners Event:

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Heat some butter in a pan on a medium-high heat and add the asparagus, cooking for 3-4 minutes on each side. If you’ve got a griddle pan (or, in the summer a barbeque) use this as it tastes better and scars the vegetables with charred stripes that also look great. Also, if you’re serving to guests or pre-blanching for later frying, grilling or steaming, you will wish to retain the asparagus’s luscious green colour. Boiling in hot water for a few minutes before plunging them straight into icy water is the way to do this. This will prevent them from discolouring if set aside in the fridge for a day or so. When your egg water is bubbling furiously, add a dash of vinegar as this helps the egg to bind better. Carefully drop your egg in and cook for 2 ½ - 3 ½ minutes. Lay the asparagus on a plate, put the egg on top and sprinkle with grated parmesan cheese. Finish with black pepper and a drizzle of olive oil.

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Saxo Cafe Colbjørnsensgade 11, 1652 Cph V; open 11:00-23:00; 3888 8288, www.saxocafe.dk; Chinese buffet 128kr pp, dim sum dishes from 35kr Saxo’s menu is an eclectic and comforting mix of cultures, incorporating Thai, Chinese and Vietnamese buffets, Dim Sum and Vietnamese menus, and traditional Danish fare. With such a wide choice, it’s a great place to go as a group who can’t agree on a choice of cuisine. On our visit our favourites were the Dim Sums - particularly the steamed pork dumplings that are perfectly fluffy. AK Gold Prag Gothersgade 39, 1123 Cph K; open Tue-Wed 17:00-23:30; Thu-Sat 17:00-24:00; SunMon closed; appetisers from 19Kr, mains from 89kr; 3391 4712, www.goldprag.dk Gold Prag has a distinct Austrian, Hungarian, Czech and Polish heritage and lives in a time of its own. The main courses are substantial, honestly cooked and rich in taste and include Vienna schnitzel with baked new potatoes and coleslaw and chicken breast topped with apricots and cheese. There are also dumplings cooked in the Austrian way and delicious goulash among the many different servings to be had. All in all it is a rough and tumble sort of place that is elegantly primitive with charisma, heartiness and austerely excellent food that perfectly accompanies classic beers and wine. SC Restaurant Dalaman Vodroffsvej 15, Frederiksberg C; Open daily 16:0024:00; 3322 1231; threecourse menus 119kr, 139kr & 159kr pp; www.dalaman.dk Turkish restaurant Dalaman puts an emphasis on good food and customer satisfaction. It’s a haven for meat lovers and is popular among its clientele for the meaty mixed grill. AJ

Pubs The Irish Rover Strøget 46, 1161 Cph K; Open daily 10:00-late; www. irishrover.dk You won’t find a more childfriendly pub in the whole city. From the fish and chip expat family nights at 17:00 on the last Friday of every month, to enjoying the Sunday roast (lamb, all the trimmings, just 99kr, kids portion for 58kr), they are always welcome. There’s live music Thursday-Sunday (22:00-late), the kitchen is open from 10:00 until late every day - serving a burger meal with pint for just 120kr - the pub caters to all sports fans, there’s a pool table in their back room where you can smoke, and upstairs there’s a new lounge area, which is the perfect place to relax with a view over Strøget. BH Brew Pub Vestergade 29, 1456 Cph K; restaurant open Mon-Sat 12:00-22:00, pub open MonThu 12:00-24:00, Fri-Sat 12:00-02:00, Sun closed; 3332 0060; three-course lunch menu 155kr; www.brewpub. dk The menu is full of hearty, homely, yet inventive dishes featuring inspired use of the same wonderful ingredients that go into the brewing process. Each dish can be easily matched by one of Brew Pub’s own concoctions from the casks across the courtyard. AK Kennedy’s Irish Bar Gammel Kongevej 23, 1610 Cph V; Open Mon-Sun 12:0002:00 It’s not an Irish pub. Instead it’s a pub owned by Irishmen, and there’s a big difference. It’s an authentic taste of what the Emerald Isle was like in the 1980s in a pub totally devoid of concepts, themes, and DIY Irish pub kits. Drop by at 17:00 on Fridays for the traditional Irish music sessions which are rapidly gaining in popularity. BH

Southern Cross Løngangstræde 37, Cph K; open Sun-Thu 15:00-03:00, Sat-Sun 12:00-05:00; 3311 0939 This Aussie boozer is a mecca for expats and Danes, old and young, that has a lively darts board, a fortnightly quiz, a good sports-viewing atmosphere, and a happy hour that lasts to 8pm during which you can buy beers for just 30kr. JHW The Dubliner Amagertorv 5, Strøget, 1160 Cph K; Opening Hours: Mon-Sun 10:00-late This pub is never quiet. It’s the perfect place for sports fans to mingle, or for live music which it provides every day. It also serves food all day from 10am to 10pm, and diners can find peace from the music and sport on a table overlooking the walking street, or on the first floor balcony overlooking Amagertorv. BH The Globe Nørregade 43-45, 1165 Cph K; Opening hours vary, until 03:00 Fri-Sat Friendly service and good value food make this the perfect city pub, and it’s difficult to know where to enjoy your pint given the number of options. If it’s company you want, you might try the main bar, or a private function, the second bar; seating-wise pull up a high chair, relax on cushioned benches or lord it as a bishop for the evening; or go genteel in the library - a great place to cheat in the fortnightly quiz, the longest running in the city. BH The Old English Pub Vesterbrogade 2B, 1620 Cph V; Open Sun-Thu 11:30-02:30, Fri-Sat 11:30-04:30; 3332 1921; www.oldenglishpub.dk This Victorian style English pub has all the class and authenticity of a Cotswolds country pub not a Costa del Sol flea trap. Facing Tivoli’s arches and just a stone’s throw from Strøget, it’s the ideal pit-stop on a tour of the city centre. LB


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MARK WALKER

The Dictator (11) Dir: Larry Charles US comedy, 2012, 83 mins; Sacha Baron Cohen, Anna Faris, Ben Kingsley, John C Reilly

Premiered May 16 Playing nationwide

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OCIOPATH Admiral General Aladeen (Cohen) is ruler and oppressor over the mighty nation of Wadiya. While travelling to New York to address the United Nations, his uncle (Kingsley) attempts to have Aladeen killed and replaced by a look-a-like, so that he can assume power and sell off Wadiya’s oil deposits under the guise of democracy. Stripped of his wealth and beard, Aladeen must expose the conspiracy against him before it’s too late. Cohen’s fans will recall the tepid disappointment of Ali G: Indahouse (2002). The Dictator shares the fiction approach of that film and confirms the superiority of Cohen’s fiction/ documentary hybrids over these pure fictions. One thing that doesn’t carry well from the former is the moronic nature of his characters. With the Ali G sketches, Borat and Brüno, the stupidity of his characters was the crucial element that served as bait to smoke out the racists, bigots and liars lurking just beneath his victims’ smiley facades. In those situations we knew Cohen was also there somewhere, laughing behind his mask. We were in on the joke. In purely fictionalised worlds such as The Dictator, Cohen disappears into his character – we don’t have the pleasure of laughing with him, only at his creation. It’s somehow a colder experience altogether..

Impressively the review manages to avoid mentioning Colonel Gadaffi – chosen because Cohen is a gratuitous swine ... and he’s dead In Chaplin’s masterpiece The Great Dictator (1940), which seems to have inspired Cohen’s film, we see an oppressed Jewish barber assume the Fuhrer’s identity and ultimately bring peace to Europe. The plot parallels of stolen facial hair and dopplegängers are striking, but Chaplin’s intended victim is the Nazi regime, a worthy and timely opponent for a man who could command a global audience. Cohen on the other hand, the son of a Welsh father and Israeli mother is more unfocused in his criticism: the general target of which could be interpreted as everyone except the Jewish community (with particular fun

poking at Muslim nations). When at one point Aladeen has an epiphany and decides to become ‘a nice guy’, he miraculously starts using Yiddish. Suddenly the film starts to look like propaganda. It is suspicious when everyone else gets ribbed: Americans from Clooney to Cheney, leaders from Berlusconi to Kim Jong Il, Mountain goat farmers, Sudanese tribes and even homeless people – I’m not suggesting he pick on Jewish people indiscriminately (such as that sweet elderly couple in Borat – who were incidentally, the only vaguely redeemable characters in that film), but if he’s making a political comedy, how about a dig

at the shady Jewish lobbying in DC or the human rights violations committed by the Israeli government on a daily basis. Not funny you say? Well, there’s nothing funny about gang rape either, but that doesn’t stop Cohen trying to make us laugh about it several times in this film. The major contrast between his two fictions and his two hybrid films are his bravery. When Brüno was deep in redneck territory and snogging another man in a wresting cage, you had to admire his balls (almost literally). Where as seeing Cohen in this constructed world taking pot shots at everyone, except those closer to home,

seems a little ... cowardly. All this might even be forgivable if so many jokes didn’t fall flat. Genuinely funny moments are too few, and almost all of those aren’t politicised. Instead, they succeed on Cohen’s comic timing and physicality. The end features a speech that mirrors Chaplin’s final speech in The Great Dictator. While not as eloquent or moving, it is commendable in its critique of US foreign policy and we’re allowed an all too brief glimpse at Cohen’s signature heroism. Of course, there’s also the obligatory penis shot. It’s getting tired. He needs new schtick.

Makes The Crow look like Citizen Kane The Raven (15) Dir: James McTeigue; US thriller, 2012, 111 mins; John Cusack, Luke Evans, Alice Eve, Brendan Gleeson

Premiered May 16 Playing nationwide

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IVEN HIS macabre style of writing, Edgar Allan Poe probably would have liked the idea of something that made him turn in his grave, but even he would have drawn the line at the film The Raven.

This gothic thriller, starring John Cusack as the infamous author, revolves around a poorly developed storyline of a madman who begins committing horrific murders inspired by Poe’s darkest works. As with all predicable thrillers, a deadly game of cat and mouse ensues in which a young 19th century Baltimore detective, Emmett Fields (Evans), joins forces with Poe in a quest to get inside the killer’s mind and stop him from making Poe’s brutal stories a blood chilling reality. From beginning to end, The Raven lacks creativity and cleverness. Director James

McTeigue (V for Vendetta, Ninja Assassin) appears to have no real understanding of creating terror, and as such, what could have been a witty pastiche simply ended up being another cheesy slice-anddice horror flick – think Saw meets Sherlock Holmes. Whilst in theory the film appears to have it all, the miscasting and a mind-numbing lack of twists have let it down badly. Even, the director can’t even pull darkness off very well. Poe would probably appreciate the irony that it’s a good 13 years since John Cusack made a really well received film – Being John Malkovich – and he is utterly

unconvincing in the role of Poe and perhaps only cheesyrole-lover Nicolas Cage could have done a worse job. As for Brendan Gleeson, who plays Colonel Hamilton in the movie, he really should have known better. Overall The Raven is thinly scripted, unevenly acted, and just generally preposterous. This film really is a disgrace to the legacy of Edgar Allen Poe – 111 minutes watching a raven perched on window sill would offer more thrills. So save your money, stay home and read his works instead. JESSICA O’SULLIVAN

She would appear to be dead, although more alive than this film


FILM

InOut | THE CPH POST ENTERTAINMENT GUIDE

18 - 24 May 2012

New this Week The Vow (11) Dir: Michael Sucsy; US drama, 2012, 104 mins; Rachel McAdams, Channing Tatum, Sam Neill, Scott Speedma, Jessica Lange, Jessica McNamee A car accident puts Paige in a coma, and when she wakes up with severe memory loss, her husband Leo works to win her heart again. Basically, if you’re a romantic drama type, you’ll love this movie. Also, it seems like the only purpose of films like The Vow are to make the rest of us guys look bad. MH

Book Your Tickets The Avengers (11) Dir: John Whedon; US action sci-fi, 2012, 142 mins; Robert Downey Jr, Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth, Tom Hiddleston The Avengers is for Marvel what Dark Night was for DC Whedon has scored the crowning achievement for Marvel Studio’s interconnected universe.

The Ides of March (3) Dir: George Clooney; US drama, 2011, 101 mins; Geore Clooney, Ryan Gosling, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Paul Giamatti Initially, the film seems too sleek. But then the film takes a few unexpected turns, which creates intriguing conflicts. LD

Shame (15) Dir: Steve McQueen; UK drama, 2011, 101 mins; Michael, Carey Mulligan, Nicole Beharie Shame is a claustrophobic drama of intensity and urgency. It will make any recent films seem trivial and tame, a strange and unique beast indeed. It’s mature drama, bravely tackling complicated subject matter for those looking to experience something different. It’s original, visceral and disquieting - in the way only cinema can be. MW

Avoid like the Plague Battleship (15) Dir: Peter Berg; US sci-fi action, 2012, 130 mins; Alexander Skarsgård, Brooklyn Decker, Liam Neeson This film is terribly clichéd, the characters are generally underdeveloped, the acting was bad, and there basically is no storyline. LD

Dark Shadows (11) Dir: Gary Ross; US sci-fi, 2012, 142 mins; Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Liam Hemsworth, Woody Harrelson There is absolutely nothing dark about this film and the only thing lurking in the shadow is a huge amount of wasted potential. A man-made monster may well be a feature retained from the original series, however in this case the man is Burton and the monster is Dark Shadows. AS

Journey to the Mysterious Island (11) Dir: Brad Peyton; US sci-fi action, 2012, 94 mins; Josh Hutcherson, Dwayne Johnson, Vanessa Hudgens This is one of those 50kr family adventure movies that you might consider picking up from the DVD box on the counter in the gas station if only to keep the kids entertained for the rest of the drive. My advice would be: DON’T. MW

Act of Valour (15) Dir: Mike McCoy; US action, 2012, 101 mins; Roselyn Sánchez, Nestor Serrano, Emilio Rivera Act of Valor stars a group of active-duty Navy SEALs in a story of contemporary global anti-terrorism. While Act of Valour might work as a recruiting poster for impressionable teenagers, it still is a distasteful and foolish film. MH

Also Playing We Need to Talk About Kevin (7) Dir: Lynne Ramsay; UK, US drama, 2011, 112 mins; Tilda Swinton, John C Reilly, Ezra Miller Kevin’s mother struggles to love her strange child, despite the increasingly vicious things he says and does as he grows up. But Kevin is just getting started, and his final act will be beyond anything anyone imagined. It’s not an easy story to tell, but the filmmakers do it well. MH

American Pie (7) Dir: Jon Hurwitz; US comedy, 2012, 110 mins; Jason Biggs, Alyson Hannigan, Seann William Scott The last serving of pie may not be the best, but it certainly is tasty in its own right and a worthy clinger to a fantastic (in a manner of speaking) series of films. KE

Iron Sky (15)

The Lady (11)

Dir: Timo Vuorensolas; Fin/ Aus/Ger action/com, 2012, 93 mins; Julia Dietze, Götz Otto, Christopher Kirby, Peta Sergeant Iron Sky has proved that the studio system has its uses; this script would likely have seen a drafts before getting greenlit. As it is, Vuorensolas goosestepped out of obsecurity and right into the cine-scheisse. Not to knock the monumental achievement of assembling this huge production, but just because you can, doesn’t necessarily mean you should. MW

Dir: Luc Besson; Fra/UK drama, 2012, 135 mins; Michelle Yeoh, David Thewlis, Jonathan Woodhouse The Lady is the extraordinary story of Aung San Suu Kyi and her husband, Michael Aris. It is also the epic story of the peaceful quest of the woman who is at the core of Burma’s democracy movement. Besson does draw the best out of his two leads, and the subject is an extraordinary woman. So why is it such an ordinary film? MH

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Chronicle (15)

The Hunger Games (11)

Dir: Josh Trank; US sci-fi action, 2012, 83 mins; Dane DeHaan, Michael B Jordan, Michael Kelly, Alex Russell Three high school students make an incredible discovery, giving them superpowers. As they learn to control their abilities and use them to their advantage, their lives start to spin out of control, and their darker sides begin to take over. This film puts a fresh spin on the superhero origin story, a tale Hollywood spins again and again. MH

Dir: Gary Ross; US sci-fi, 2012, 142 mins; Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Liam Hemsworth, Woody Harrelson Ross has successfully dissected and expanded the book and produced something that works as a film - so long as you’re not too precious about its origins. MH

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (11) Dir: Stephen Daldry; US drama, 2011, 129 mins; Tom Hanks, Sandra Bullock, Thomas Horn If you’re a moviegoer who enjoys having your heartstring plucked like a bluegrass banjo, this is the king of movie you will be gushing over this while drinking double mocha non-fat cappuccinos with your friends. KE

The Cabin in the Woods (15) Dir: Drew Goddards; US horror, 2012, 95 mins; Richard Jenkins, Bradley Whitford, Jesse Williams Unlike some horror movies that are considered comedic because the films are so bad, The Cabin... is funny and thoughtprovoking by design. Finally, a horror movie that everyone can, and should see. KE

The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (3) Dir: John Madden; UK dramady, 2012, 124 mins; Judy Dench, Bill Nighy, Maggie Smith, Tom Wilkinson A disapointing familiar form with surprisingly charming content. Take your mum. MW

Terraferma (11) Dir: Emanuele Crialese; Ita drama, 2011, 88 mins; Filippo Pucillo, Donatella Finocchiaro, Mimmo Cuticcio This film is quietly powerful without any tacky effets. It probably won’t appeal to everyone, precisely because of that. DC

Little White Lies (11) Dir: Guillaume Canet; Fra dramady, 2010, 154 mins; François Cluzet, Marion Cotillard, Benoît Magimel Little White Lies is a brilliant mix of comedy and drama, and lighthartness and seriousness. DC

PROGRAMME: THURSDAY 17 MAY - WEDNESDAY 23 MAY 2012 All times are subject to change without notice; consult www.kino.dk for confirmation.

KINOPALÆET

Klampenborgvej 215 A, Lyngby American Pie: Reunion (7) 21:00 The Avengers 2D (11) 12:15-18:20 The Avengers 3D (11) 15:15-21:20 The Cabin in the Woods (15) 21:20 Dark Shadows (11) 12:00-16:15-18:45-21:30 The Dictator (11) 12:00-14:30-16:45-19:00-21:00 The Hunger Games (11) 12:10-15:20-18:20-21:20 Journey to the Mysterious Island (11) 12:00-18:45 The Raven (15) 14:10-16:40-19:00-21:30 The Vow (7) 12:00-14:20-16:40-19:00-21:20 We Need to Talk About Kevin (15) 18:45

GLORIA

Rådhuspladsen 59, Cph K 3312 4292; www.gloria.dk No English-language films

FISKETORVET

Kalvebod Brygge 57, Cph V; 7010 1202 The Avengers 2D (11) 10:00-13:00-16:00-18:20-21:15 The Avengers 3D (11) 12:30-15:30-18:30-20:30-21:30 The Cabin in the Woods (15) 21:40 Dark Shadows (11) 14:00-16:20-19:00-21:30 The Dictator (11) 10:00-12:00-14:20-16:20-18:3019:30-21:30 The Hunger Games (11) 10:10-13:00-15:50-18:40-21:30 Journey to the Mysterious Island (11) 16:00-19:45 The Vow (7) 12:00-14:20-16:40-19:00-21:15

VESTER VOV VOV

Abalonsgade 5, Cph V, 3324 4200 Bill Cunningham (3) 13:30-15:00-16:30-18:45-20:00 Jiro Dreams of Sushi (3) 14:30-17:45 Little White Lies (11) 13:30-18:30 Shame (15) 21:30

EMPIRE BIO

Guldbergsgade 29F; Cph N, 3536 0036; www.empirebio.dk Alperne (15) 15:30 The Avengers 2D (11) 19:00-22:00 The Avengers 3D (11) 16:30 Dark Shadows (11) 12:30-15:00-19:45 The Dictator (11) 12:30-14:30-20:00-22:00 Le Gamin au Vélo (11) 13:15-20:15 The Ides of March (3) 22:30 Iron Sky (11) 17:30-22:15 Shame (15) 22:15 We Need to Talk About Kevin (15) 17:45

DAGMAR

Jernbanegade 2, Cph K 3314 3222 The Ides of March (3) 12:00-14:20-16:45-19:00 The Lady (15) 21:30 We Need to Talk About Kevin (15) 12:00-14:20-16:45-19:10-21:40

FALKONER BIO

Sylows Allé 15, Frederiksberg The Avengers 2D (11) 12:00-18:20-21:15 The Avengers 3D (11) 15:10 Dark Shadows (11) 14:30-22:00 The Dictator (11) 12:30-19:45-21:40 The Hunger Games (11) 21:30 The Lady (15) 14:30 The Vow (7) 17:20-19:10-21:45 We Need to Talk About Kevin (15) 17:00-19:30

GENTOFTE KINO

Gentoftegade 39; www.gentoftekino.dk The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (3) 18:30 Dark Shadows (11) 20:40 The Dictator (11) 20:40 Little White Lies (11) 17:00

GRAND TEATRET

Mikkel Bryggers Gade 8, Cph K www.grandteatret.dk The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (3) 11:30-14:30-17:00-19:30 Dark Shadows (11) 22:00 The Lady (15) 21:30 Le Gamin au Vélo (11) 12:00-14:20-16:40-21:30 Terraferma 12:00-14:00-16:00-18:00-20:00 The Vow (7) 12:00-14:20-16:40-19:00-21:20 We Need to Talk About Kevin (15) 12:00-14:20-19:00-22:00

CINEMATEKET

Gothersgade 55, Cph K 3374 3400; www.dfi.dk Code Blue 19:00 (Fri) Batman 21:00 (Fri) Rabat 19:15 (Sat) Nothing Personal 21:30 (Sat) Kadish for a Friend 21:45 (Sun) The Flat 19:00 (Tue)

PALADS

Axeltorv 9, Cph K; 7013 1211 Act of Valour (15) 21:40 American Pie: Reunion (7) 11:30:14:00-16:30-19:00-21:4 The Avengers 2D (11) 12:15-18:20 The Avengers 3D (11) 15:15-21:20 The Cabin in the Woods (15) 12:00-14:10-16:20-18:45-21:15 Chronicle (15) 19:00-21:20 Dark Shadows (11) 11:30-14:00-16:30-19:00-21:30 The Dictator (11) 12:00-14:20-16:40-18:45-21:15 Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (11) 21:20 The Hunger Games (11) 12:15-15:30.18:20-21:20 The Ides of March (3) 21:20 Iron Sky (11) 19:00-21:40 Journey to the Mysterious Island (11) 14:10-16:15-18:30-19:00-21:00 The Raven (15) 11:30-14:00-16:30-18:45-21:15 Titanic 3D (11) 14:45-20:40 The Vow (7) 11:30-14:00-16:20-19:00-21:20


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TELEVISION

18 - 24 May 2012

PICK O THE W F EEK

The Secret History of the Eurovision Song Contest DR1, Mon 23:35 & Wed 23:15

THE DAYS of backing an outsider to win Eurovision (semi-finals: Tue & Thu 21:00 on DR1 & SV1), during the final itself are long gone. Every year Google Analytics predicts the winner based on the number of searches for that song in the aftermath of its screening, so if you want to arrange an opportunistic familyonly sweepstake, just check who the bookies have as favourites ahead of the voting – they won’t be wrong. In the meantime, you’ll enjoy it more if you watch The Secret History of the Eurovision Song Contest (DR1, Mon 23:35 & Wed 23:15) and Facing The Music: Eurovision in Azerbaijan (BBC World, Sat 10:10 or 22:10). The programmes are respectively about the political pasts and presents of both the competition and Europe.

Indeed, the two are so linked that of the seven countries who contested the first ever edition in 1956, six went on to become the founding nations of the EEC one year later. The followers of the founding father of Kumare, a new ‘religion’ in Phoenix, don’t realise that their guru is a fake. New Jersey-born journalist Vikram Gandhi fools thousands into believing he is the one with made-up chants and fake yoga positions, but unlike Borat, he does eventually come clean on camera. The Mayor of the Sunset Strip (DR2, Sat 17:00), about music guru Rodney Bingenheimer, is an open book from the start – it’s a revealing, fun comb-through of the last 50 years of popular music. Elsewhere, Scandal (K4, Mon 21:00) is the kind of decrepit US

Friday 18

Saturday 19

21:30-23:20 The River Wild (US drama, 1994) Kevin Bacon 23:20-00:45 Deadly Honeymoon (US drama, 2010)

political series that shows why they were so desperate to snap up Borgen; we’ve got the premieres of the second season of the US version of The Killing (K5, Sun 22:00) and series four (don’t miss ep five - the canal trip) of Peep Show (BBC Ent, Fri 23:45); Extraordinary Women: Maria Montessori (DRK, Thu 21:00) will be of interest to read- DR1, Mon 23:35 & Wed 23:15 Secret History of Eurovision Song Contest ers of our community columnist Isabelle Valentine, who runs one of her schools; Michael Palin and the Mystery of Hammershøi (DRK, Sat 20:00) is an accessible study of one of Denmark’s greatest ever artists; and if you’re not one of the millions who own 21, tune into Adele - Live at the Royal Albert Hall (DRHD, Tue 20:00) to find out what all the fuss is about. BEN HAMILTON

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DR2, Tue 21:00 Kumare

spor t THE W OF EEK

TV3+, Sat 19:00 Champions League Final: Bayern Munich vs Chelsea

FILM O THE W F EEK

SV1, Fri 21:30 Edge of Darkness

Monday 21

Tuesday 22

Wednesday 23

Thursday 24

23:05-00:35 Sherlock (UK crime, 2011) 19:05-20:00 Expedition New Guinea Benedict Cumberbatch (UK doc, 2011) 20:00-21:00 Downton Abbey (UK drama series, 2011) Maggie Smith 22:10-23:20 Rebus (UK crime, 2006) Ken Stott

22:00-23:35 Foyle’s War (UK crime series, 2006) Michael Kitchen 23:35-00:25 The Secret History of Eurovision Song Contest (Aus doc, 2011)

21:00-23:00 Eurovision Song Contest: first semi-final

17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote (US crime series, 1984) 22:30-23:10 Kidnapped (US thriller series, 2007) 23:15-00:05 The Secret History of Eurovision Song Contest (Aus doc, 2011)

17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote 21:00-23:00 Eurovision Song Contest: second semi-final 23:00-23:50 Taggart (UK crime series, 1988) Mark McManus

17:35-19:05 The Double Lives of the Berlin Wall (UK doc, 2009) 19:05-20:00 Sherlock Holmes 20:00-21:55 Lord of War (US com, 2005) Nicolas Cage 22:50-00:20 You Kill Me (US com, 2007) Tea Leoni

17:00-18:30 Mayor of the Sunset Strip (US doc, 2003) 21:35-22:30 Bad Behaviour (UK doc, 2006)

20:30-21:00 Jimmy’s Food Factory (UK science, 2009) 21:00-21:50 Titanic: Blood and Steel (Ire drama series, 2012) 21:50-22:00 River Cottage - Bites (UK food, 2010) 23:00-00:00 Louis Theroux

18:45-19:10 The Daily Show 19:10-20:00 How to Grow a Planet (UK science, 2011) 23:00-23:50 Oligart (UK doc, 2008) 23:50-01:30 Waking the Dead (UK crime series, 2000) Trevor Eve

19:10-20:00 How to Grow a Planet 21:00-22:20 Kumaré (US doc, 2011) 22:20-22:30 River Cottage - Bites

18:50-19:40 How to Grow a Planet 23:00-23:50 Amazing Azerbaijan (UK doc, 2012) 23:50-01:30 Waking the Dead

19:05-20:00 How to Build a Dinosaur (UK science, 2011) 20:00-20:50 World’s Greatest Musical Prodigies (UK doc series, 2009) 20:50-22:30 Waking the Dead (UK crime series, 2007)

21:10-23:05 A Good Year (US rom, 2006) Russell Crowe 23:40-01:15 The Tournament (UK action, 2009) Robert Carlyle

22:50-00:40 Behind Enemy Lines (US drama, 2002) Owen Wilson

20:00-20:50 Lie to Me (US crime series, 2010) Tim Roth 21:00-22:45 In the Electric Mist (US drama, 2009) Tommy Lee Jones

16:15-18:00 Friends 23:35-00:05 Danger Coast (US series, 2010)

23:05-23:50 Dangerous Roads (US series, 2011) 23:50-00:20 Danger Coast

20:35-21:25 Desperate Housewives (US drama series, 2011) 23:05-23:55 Dangerous Roads 23:55-00:20 Danger Coast

23:05-23:55 Dangerous Roads 23:55-00:20 Danger Coast

18:10-19:05 King of Queens 19:05-19:55 Friends 19:55-21:45 Along Came a Spider (US thriller, 2001) Morgan Freeman 21:45-23:25 Night At the Museum 2 (US comedy, 2009) Ben Stiller 23:25-01:35 The Manchurian Candidate (US thriller, 2004) Meryl Streep

18:30-19:20 King of Queens 19:20-20:15 Friends 20:45-21:30 Stand-up Live at The Apollo

11:55-21:00 Joey (US com series, 2004) season two 21:00-22:25 True Hollywood Story - Britney Spears Price of Fame (US doc, 2008) 22:25-23:20 What It Takes (US series, 2005)

18:15-19:05 King of Queens 19:05-20:00 Friends

18:15-19:05 King of Queens 19:05-19:50 Friends 20:10-20:55 True Hollywood Story Will Smith (US doc, 2008) 20:55-21:40 Suburgatory 21:40-22:35 What It Takes 22:35-23:20 Stand-up Live at The Apollo

18:15-19:05 King of Queens 19:05-19:55 Friends 23:45-00:30 Joey (US com series, 2004)

18:15-19:05 King of Queens 19:05-19:55 Friends 20:55-23:15 Independence Day (US action, 1996) Will Smith

17:00-18:00 NCIS 18:00-19:00 Bones 20:00-21:00 US Fear Factor 21:00-00:00 Bad Boys 2 (US action, 2003) Will Smith

19:00-20:00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares (US reality series, 2010) 21:00-23:30 Seven Pounds (US drama, 2008) Will Smith 23:30-01:45 The Break Up (US romcom, 2006) Jennifer Aniston

21:00-22:45 Men in Black II (US scifi, 2002) Will Smith 22:45-00:55 Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant (US action, 2009) Salma Hayek

17:00-18:00 NCIS 18:00-19:00 Bones 20:00-21:00 The Mentalist 21:00-22:00 Unforgettable (US drama series, 2011) Poppy Montgomery 23:50-00:50 Two and a Half Men

17:00-18:00 NCIS 18:00-19:00 Bones 20:00-21:00 NCIS 23:50-00:50 Two and a Half Men

17:00-18:00 NCIS 18:00-19:00 Bones 23:50-00:50 Two and a Half Men

17:00-18:00 NCIS 18:00-19:00 Bones 20:00-21:00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares 21:00-22:00 America’s Next Top Model (US reality series, 2011) 23:50-00:50 Two and a Half Men

17:00-18:00 The Simpsons 18:00-19:00 Two and a Half Men 19:00-20:00 How I Met Your Mother 21:00-22:00 An Idiot Abroad (UK travel series, 2011) 22:00-23:00 Two and a Half Men 23:00-01:25 Spartacus: Vengeance

17:00-18:00 The Simpsons 19:00-23:30 UEFA Champions League Final: Bayern Munich vs Chelsea

23:30-00:25 US Fear Factor

17:00-18:00 The Simpsons 18:00-19:00 Two and a Half Men 19:00-20:00 How I Met Your Mother 21:00-22:00 How I Met Your Mother 22:00-00:00 Grimm (US drama series, 2011)

17:00-18:00 The Simpsons 18:00-19:00 Two and a Half Men 19:00-21:00 How I Met Your Mother 21:00-22:00 Blue Mountain State (US com series, 2010) 22:00-00:05 Cradle 2 the Grave (US drama, 2003) Jet Li

17:00-18:00 The Simpsons 18:00-19:00 Two and a Half Men

17:00-18:00 The Simpsons 18:00-19:00 Two and a Half Men 19:00-20:00 How I Met Your Mother 20:00-21:00 Blue Mountain State 21:00-22:00 The Simpsons

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Gilmore Girls 21:45-23:35 In the Land of Women (US romcom, 2007) Meg Ryan 23:35-00:35 Grey’s Anatomy

20:00-21:00 Trinny & Susannah’s Makeover Mission: Holland 21:00-23:20 Trade (US drama, 2007) Kevin Kline 23:20-00:15 Gossip Girl

17:00-18:00 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings (UK doc series) 22:55-00:00 My Dad Is A Woman (UK doc, 2011)

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Gilmore Girls 20:00-21:00 Grey’s Anatomy 21:00-21:55 Scandal (US drama series, 2012) season premiere 21:55-22:55 House MD 22:55-23:50 Grey’s Anatomy

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Gilmore Girls 21:00-22:45 Smother (US romcom, 2008) Diane Keaton 22:45-23:45 Grey’s Anatomy 23:45-00:35 Private Practice

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Gilmore Girls 21:00-22:00 Trinny & Susannah’s Makeover Mission: Holland 22:00-23:05 Diet or My Husband Dies (UK doc, 2010) 23:05-00:00 Grey’s Anatomy

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Gilmore Girls 20:00-21:00 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings 21:00-21:55 Good Christian Bitches 21:55-22:55 Dance Moms 22:55-23:50 Gossip Girl

19:00-20:00 Big Bang Theory (US com series) 21:00-23:00 Road Trip: Beer Pong (US com, 2009) 23:40-01:30 Criminal Minds

19:00-21:00 Once Upon a Time (US adventure series, 2011) 21:00-22:35 Meet the Spartans (US com, 2008) Carmen Electra 22:35-00:40 Death Sentence (US action, 2007) Kevin Bacon

18:05-19:00 Numb3rs (US crime series) 19:00-20:00 CSI 21:00-22:00 Alcatraz (US drama series) Sam Neill 22:00-22:55 The Killing (US drama series, 2011) season two premiere

19:00-20:00 Big Bang Theory 20:00-21:00 CSI 21:00-23:00 What happens in Vegas (US com, 2008) Cameron Diaz

19:00-20:00 Big Bang Theory 20:00-21:00 CSI 21:00-00:15 The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (US drama, 2008) Brad Pitt, Cate Blanchett

19:00-20:00 Big Bang Theory 21:00-21:55 Criminal Minds 21:55-22:55 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 22:55-23:50 CSI 23:50-00:50 Criminal Minds

19:00-20:00 Big Bang Theory 20:00-21:00 CSI


InOut, The Copenhagen Post's entertainment section, May 18-24