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Well, I have to say it’s really been a bit of a whirlwind this year I can’t believe we are into the sixth month already. So what’s in store this month? The UK have gone into overdrive with the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee celebrations… They have an EXTRA-LONG bank holiday weekend from 2nd! The 19th of June is Fathers Day in the UK. On the 23rd June it’s San Juan, or ‘The Burning of Saint John’s Moustache’, the one night of the year where you are allowed to camp on the beach and have bonfires. This happens along the coast it’s a fantastic event that is back with a bang post Covid 19, so pack up your sleeping bag and join in the fun. The tradition is to dip your feet in the sea at midnight for good luck - well it’s a worth a try isn’t it! The 27th of June sees Wimbledon 2022 start… Make the most of summer before it gets extra hot! Have a great month and remember, keep smiling.

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A Woman’s World THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES RAGES ON...

My Man Is Missing… A wife went to the police station with her neighbour to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She said, ‘He is 35 years old, 6 feet tall, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 13 stone, is softly spoken and is good with the children.’ The neighbor protested, ‘Your husband is 5 feet tall, chubby, bald, has a big loud mouth and is hopeless with your kids.’ The wife replied very quickly, ‘Yes, but who wants HIM back?’

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A lady went to see a psychic to predict her future, the psychic said, “I'm sorry to inform you that your husband will die in the near future.” The lady replied “Don't tell me things that I already know, tell me if there would be an investigation!!”

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THE SUSSEXES ARE FILMING A DOCUSERIES: HARRY AND MEGHAN ARE FILMING AT HOME FOR NETFLIX... As part of their $100million streaming deal. The monarchy are propbably very worried about what other bombshells the couple might air about the royals. According to Page Six in the USA, the Sussexes have been working with production crews on an 'at-home with the Duke and Duchess-style' show for several months now, It's not been stated if the show will be allowed to film the couple's two children, Archie and Lilibet. It comes shortly after Netflix axed Meghan's animated series Pearl amid cutbacks as a result of the services loss of subscribers.

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LOVE ISLAND 2022: THE ITV2 DATING SHOW RETURNS THIS MONTH...

After being located at the famous property St Llorenc des Cardassar since 2017, Love Island is on the move this year and will be coming from a brand new location in Majorca. Laura Whitmore will still be hosting... Those who have been rumoured to enter the villa include Newcastle student Kat Harrison, who previously dated Geordie Shore’s Marty McKenna; model and boxer Joshua Legrove; beautician Sophie Draper, who was once linked to Aston Villa player Matty Cash; Toby Bougouneau, who previously appeared on ITV2 dating show Ready To Mingle; Brad McDermott, who is the brother of 2018 contestant Zara; basketball player Jordan Spencer; Gemma Owen, the daughter of former England player Michael; Missy Keating, who is the daughter of Boyzone’s Ronan and Turkish actress Ekin-Su Cülcüloğlu. It won’t be long before you are hitting Love Island as it should be launched on Monday 6th June.

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STAR WARS: THE DEATH STAR’S HORRIFIC ELECTRICITY BILLS…

Its planet-destroying laser is scary, but its energy bills are truly terrifying!

The British energy supplier Ovo has put some very well-spent hours into a comprehensive calculation of the operating costs of the Death Star,. They conclude that operating the planet-destroying starbase would cost 6.2 octillion British pounds, or €7.8 octillion, per day that’s €7,800,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.

To put that absurdly large number in perspective, $7.8 octillion is more than 100 trillion times the $70 trillion annual global economic activity of Earth. Ovo’s analysis, conducted in collaboration with physics blogger Stephen Skolnick and Dartmouth mathematics Professor Alexander Barnett. A few of the highlighted line-items include about €52 billion per day for lighting, and €200 million per round of laundry.

But what really gets you is that darn laser, which would need a power source three million times more powerful than the sun to recharge, at a cost of nearly €8 octillion a pop. (Ovo isn’t clear on how often they assume the laser would be fired, but apparently it’s less than once per day).

You might think there’d be hope on the income side of the calculation, which Ovo didn’t tackle. But according to this expert Quora source, the Galactic Empire at its peak controlled 1.5 million core worlds and 69 million colonies, all knit together through a centrally-planned economy.

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WHO I AM...?

Can you work out “WHO I AM” from questions 1 to 10 1) I was born in Memphis, Tennessee U.S.A in June 1937 2) My middle name is Porterfield 3) I am an expert beekeeper 4) I do lots of work for many charities 5) I spent a brief time in jail 6) I suffer from paralysis in my left hand 7) My first acting role was a form of punishment 8) I’ve played lots of roles including God 9) I have won & been nominated for more awards than movies I’ve been in 10) Shawshank was the 1st film I narrated Answer on page 82

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I CAN predict the future "The Simpsons" has been running for almost 30 years, so it's inevitable that some themes that crop up in the show might occur in real life. But some of the plotlines are eerily close to events that have happened throughout the world...

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4) LETTER FROM THE BEATLES: In 1991, an episode of "The Simpsons" saw The Beatles' Ringo Star diligently answering fan mail that had been written decades ago. In September 2013, two Beatles fans from Essex received a reply from Paul McCartney to a letter and recording they sent to the band 50 years ago.

The recording was sent to a London theatre the band was due to play at but was found years later in a car boot sale by a historian. In 2013, the BBC's "The One Show" reunited the pair with their letter, plus a reply from McCartney. (Season 2, Episode 18)

to make lunch for students at Springfield Elementary. Nine years later, the Food Safety Authority of Ireland found horse DNA in over one-third of beefburger samples from supermarkets and ready meals, and pig in 85% of them. (Season 5, Episode 19) 6) AUTOCORRECT: School bullies Kearny and Dolph take a memo to "beat up Martin" on a Newton device in an episode of "The Simpsons" that aired in 1994. The memo gets quickly translated to "eat up Martha" an early foreshadowing of autocorrect frustrations. "The Simpsons" was lampooning Apple's underwhelming Newton the iPhone's ancient ancestor that had just been released, and included shoddy handwriting recognition, according to Fast Company. Nitin Ganatra, former director of engineering iOS applications at Apple, told

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7) SMARTWATCHES: "The Simpsons" introduced the idea of a watch you could use as a phone in an episode aired in 1995, nearly 20 years before the Apple Watch was released. (Season 6, Episode 19)

8) THE INVENTION OF THE SHARD: The "Lisa's Wedding" episode from 1995 came with a lot of unexpected predictions.

During Lisa's trip to London, we see a skyscraper behind Tower Bridge that looks eerily similar to The Shard, and it's is even in the right location. Construction on the building started in 2009, 14 years later. (Season 6,

In a 1998 episode called "The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace," Homer Simpson becomes an inventor and is shown in front of a complicated equation on a blackboard.

According to Simon Singh, the author of "The Simpsons and their Mathematical Secrets," the equation predicts the mass of the Higgs boson particle. It was first predicted in 1964 by Professor Peter Higgs and five other physicists, but it wasn't until 2013 that scientists discovered proof of the Higgs boson in a £10.4 billion ($13 billion) experiment. (Season 8, Episode 1)

10) EBOLA OUTBREAK: In a scene from the episode "Lisa's Sax," Marge suggests a sick Bart read a book titled "Curious George and the Ebola Virus." The virus wasn't particularly widespread in the 1990s, but years later it was the top of the news agenda. Some people maintain that "The Simpsons" predictEpisode 19) ed the 2014 outbreak of Ebola 17 years 9) THE DISCOVERY OF THE before it happened. (Season 9, Episode 3) HIGGS BOSON EQUATION:

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2) How many degrees in a right angle?

3) Which author created the iconic fictional character Holly Golightly?

4) Ash Wednesday is the first day of what?

5) Which football club did Alex Ferguson leave to join Manchester United?

6) What is the square root of 9?

7) What music is traditionally played in the armed forces at ‘wake up’?

8) Where is Casablanca?

9) What colour is the book in ‘This is your Life’?

10) Which Sir Francis invented a scale for measuring wind velocity?

11) What is the chemical symbol for copper?

12) Through which three countries does the River Rhine flow?

13) Which country is Sofia the capital of?

14) What was the first game show shown on Channel 4?

15) What is the name of the dog in ‘Punch & Judy’?

16) Whose children are called Lourdes & Rocco?

17) How many signs of the zodiac are there?

18) Who laid the foundation stone for Coventry Cathedral?

19) What colour are traditional Victorian photographs?

20) Who played Moses in the film ‘The 10 Commandments’?

21) What 2 colours are most confused in colour blindness?

22) What is a Maris Piper?

23) What colour is a female blackbird?

24) Which is furthest south Corsica or Sardinia?

25) Who wrote the book, the ‘Day of the Jackal’?

26) Across which river does the Hoover Dam span?

27) Which stone represents the 55th wedding anniversary?

28) Which country does fictional detective Hercule Poirot originate from?

29) In Orwell's “Animal Farm”, what type of animal is Napoleon?

30) Which UK city houses the headquarters of the DVLA?

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BARKING: Because you are a dog, you are expected to bark. So bark…. a lot. Your owners will be very happy to hear you protecting their house. Especially late at night while they are sleeping safely in their beds. There is no more secure feeling for a human than to keep waking up in the middle of the night and hearing your protective bark, bark, bark...

LICKING: Always take a BIG drink from your water dish immediately before licking your human. Humans prefer clean tongues. Be ready to fetch your human a towel.

THE ART OF SNIFFING: Humans like to be sniffed. Everywhere.

It is your duty, as the family dog, to accommodate them.

DINING ETIQUETTE: Always sit under the table at dinner, especially when there are guests, so you can clean up any food that falls on the floor. It's also a good time to practice your sniffing.

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GUESS THE YEAR...

Can you work out “WHICH YEAR IT IS” from the following questions?

1) Yuri Gagarin becomes the first human in space 2) The United Kingdom applies for membership of the EEC 3) US Cuban Exiles & CIA mount unsuccessful attempt to overthrow Fidel Castro 4) John F. Kennedy inaugurated as President of the United States 5) Members of The UK Portland Spy Ring are found guilty of selling plans of the HMS Dreadnought, Britain's first nuclear submarine to the Russians 6) Celebs born this year include: Princess Diana, George Clooney & Eddie Murphy 7) The First electric toothbrush is produced Squibb Co. 8) Disney released their first live action musical film, “Babes In Toyland” 9) At the movies you would have been watching: “Breakfast at Tiffany's”, “Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea” or “The Guns of Navarone”

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It’s A FUNNY OLD WORLD FOOTBALLERS FUNNY QUOTES

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World • “The Brazilians were South American, and the Ukrainians will be

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• “I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.” (Mark Draper).

• “I'm as happy as I can be - but I have been happier.” (Ugo Ehiogu).

• “Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesbrough.” (Jonathan Woodgate).

• “I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable.” (Paul Gascoigne).

• “I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.” (Stuart Pearce).

• “I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right.” (Lee Hendrie).

• “I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country.” (Ian Rush).

• “Germany are a very difficult team to play. They had 11 internationals out there today.” (Steve Lomas).

• “I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.”

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• “All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed.” (Mitchell Thomas).

• “Sometimes in football you have to score goals.” (Thierry Henry).

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MAKE YOUR PROPERTY OUR RESPONSIBILITY ACP Property - Your rental Specialist on the Costa del Sol Our aim is to provide a service that aligns with your needs, whether that is watching over your holiday home, carrying out renovations or repairs or getting rentals.

PROPERTY RENTALS

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Let us find you, your home away from home; If you are looking for a relaxing worry free holiday ACP Property is there for you.

With more than 15 years of experience and with apartments of every size and for every budget we will help you to find the right one for you and your family. Our apartments come fully equipped. The only you need to bring is your bathing suit and flip flops. We can arrange tours, car rentals, airport shuttles and much more.

Whether you want to maximize on holiday lets, long term lets or just want your own holiday retreat at ACP Property we offer a full range of services;

“ACP were very professional in everything we required to help us have a great holiday in the apartment we rented in Calahonda. Especially Suzanne who is very helpful and provided us with excellent service.”

Willie Causer

• Ensuring Rubbish is collected after visits

“Very nice rental apartment. Everything was well organized by ACP for taking the keys and the return and lot of information before the arrival. Always in touch with the customer to know if everything was going well. Bravo and thank you for your service.” David Monnard

• Regular property checks • Collecting mail & checking payment of utilities • Emergency Cover & attendance 24/7 • Reporting problems immediately to the owner • Turning on water and electric prior to arrival

• Electrics/water turned off, property secure • Laundry collected & returned • Transfers and Payment of bills • Keyholding and Cleaning services • Arrange long term rentals & contracts • Changeovers for short term rentals • Pool & Garden services arranged • Property Maintenance & Refurbs • General Advice & Assistance

Contact Us: info@acpproperty.com www. acpproperty.com Tel: +34 634 178 827

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PROPERTIES “FOR SALE” ON THE COSTA DEL SOL TWO BED APARTMENT TORREQUEBRADA Modern 2 bed apartment with a large terrace mostly glazed in with glass curtains. A short walk t the beach and with the added benefit of a private large lock up garage. The apartment has views over the pool and has two double bedrooms, a good size lounge, kitchen with archway to lounge and a family bathroom

FOR SALE AT: €180.000 TWO BED APARTMENT RIVIERA/CALAHONDA A 2 bed 1 and a half bathroom apartment over the pool with private underground parking. A large private entrance passage with good storage, a kitchen with u琀lity room off, 2 double rooms a family bathroom, a second toilet and a large living room with a square terrace over the pool.

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Finding peace & quiet in the heart of the Costa del Sol!

Marbella Lake Apartment, Nueva Andalucia

Marbella Lake Apartment, Nueva Andalucia

After a quiet couple of years, the Costa del Sol feels like it’s buzzing with life once more. Visitor numbers to Spain in March were eight times higher than they were in the same month last year and many of those visitors were keen to bask in the sunshine on the Costa del Sol’s beaches. But with the prospect of a busy summer looming, how can you find a second home that provides peace and quiet when you want it? We put that question to Costa del Sol property expert Marc Pritchard, from Taylor Wimpey España.

Finding serenity on the Costa del Sol There are plenty of quiet spots for buying property along the Costa del Sol if you know where to look, even in the midst of the summer. If a serene, natural environment where you can enjoy listening to little more than the sound of birdsong is what you’re seeking, then make finding a golf course home your priority.

Plenty of non-golfers buy golf course homes precisely for the unique peace and beauty that the setting delivers.

Our apartments at Harmony at La Cala Golf, for example, provide impressive views over the valley of La Cala de Mijas, the golf course and the sea, with serenity on tap, no matter how teeming with life the Costa del Sol may be.

There’s also an on-site spa at La Cala Golf for ultimate relaxation, with owners of Taylor Wimpey España properties entitled to a Privilege Card that provides a range of benefits and discounts.

Lakeside Living It’s not only golf courses that provide peace and quiet. Lakeside living also offers a wonderfully tranquil vibe. At our Marbella Lake development, for example, large terraces overlook the still waters of the lake, reflecting the blue of the sky above and the surrounding greenery.

The homes are just 5 kilometres from Puerto Banús, with beautiful beaches and lively nightlife easily accessible.

But when owners have had their fill of excitement, they can head home to harmonious surroundings that promote relaxation. And that’s the beauty of finding a quiet corner of the Costa del Sol – you can dip in and out of its buzzing atmosphere whenever you like, while also enjoying all of the restorative benefits that peace and quiet provide. Apartments at Harmony are available from €390,000 plus VAT. Homes at Marbella Lake cost from €690,000 plus VAT.

To see the complete selection of Taylor Wimpey properties for sale here on the Costa del Sol please see: www.costadelsolpropertyfinder.com

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WITH MUCH HIGHER RETURNS THAN RESIDENTIAL PROPERTY Duquesa

restaurant in corner position on busy road 180m2 Freehold: Freehold + 40m2 terrace – 1.690.000€ ref: 2528 in busy commercial centre... Triple unit Freehold: Restaurant Currently let @ 1000€ per month – 250.000€ ref: 2624

Fuengirola

Puerto Banus

Freehold: Mini Market & Bar close to Valle Romano Golf 40m2 – 79.950€ ref: 2600 Freehold: Office Estepona Port 100m2 previously let @ 1500€ per month – 239.950€ ref: 2446

Mijas Costa

Freehold: Hair & Beauty Salon 60m2 previously let @ 550 per month - 60.000€ ref: 2634 Freehold: Take Away premises 75m2 previously let @ 650€ per month – 75.000€ ref: 2636 Freehold: Restaurant/Double Unit previously let @ 2250€ per month – 210.000€ ref: 2632

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STOREY SPORTS BAR IN VERY CENTRAL POSITION OPPOSITE TWO LARGE Freehold: TWO HOTELS 140M2 PLUS 20M2 PREVIOUSLY LET FOR 950€PCM - 225.000€ REF 2690 Freehold Suite of Offices in Central Los Boliches, Freehold: Versatile Fuengirola, PREVIOUSLY LET FOR 1200€ PCM - 199,950€ REF 2704 www.business-sales-spain.com/freehold Telephone: 951 666 715 Mobile: 663 061 669 info@business-sales-spain.com

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NEW DEVELOPMENT LA CALA GOLF from €690.000

TWO BEDROOM APT LA MAIRENA €335.000

BRAND NEW HEAVEN IN EAST MARBELLA... Five bedroom, six bathroom sensational “turn key” Villa.

Space, Comfort, Tranquility, Massive Storage, Open plan living, with spectacular Mediterranean and a Golf Course views. Ref: CC0063

Luxury new build Villas in La Cala Golf Resort with 3 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms, Private Pool, Terraces all facing West.

Elysium Golf consists of only 15 exclusive villas with double height ceilings and floor to ceiling windows.

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This well maintained and fully furnished property has 2 Bedrooms, 2 Bathroom, Fully fitted Kitchen, Patio, Private Garden, with Concierge service. Wonderful views offered in this highly secured and gated Oakhill Complex. Ref: CC0057

This sunny Beachside villa is a perfect buy for those seeking to enjoy the glorious Mediterranean lifestyle. Due to its prime location and quality, it is also an excellent investment opportunity. Ref: CC0059

THREE BEDROOM VILLA THREE BED TOWNHOUSE MANILVA FUENGIROLA €499.000 €225.900

3 Bedrooms, 2 Bath villa located in the upper part of Manilva in a quiet area. If you are looking for a small Renovation project, Investment plan or simply a romantic laid back lifestyle, then look no further.

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THREE BEDROOM VILLA EL ROSARIO €855.000

RENOVATION PROJECT - This property is ideally located in the heart of Fuengirola Centro. With 3 large bright Bedrooms, Kitchen, a large Patio and a Bathroom. It is an excellent opportunity to refurbish or convert it into 2 apartments. Ref: CC0041

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299.950€

MIDDLE FLOOR APARTMENT IN LA CALA GOLF BUILT:

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Central townhouse and at a 5 minute walk from 115 30 COMMUNITY TWO TWO the beach. It has three floors. Ground floor with M² M² living-dining room with views of the small private patio/garden and the backyard, kitchen and bathroom. Patio in the front and back of the house. On the first floor there are four bedrooms and another bathroom. On the second floor there are 2 small areas for office or storage and a large terrace. Ideal for family. Close to everything you need. REF: R4059640.

368.500€

TOWNHOUSE IN FUENGIROLA BUILT: 107 M²

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Central townhouse and at a five minute walk 30 FOUR TWO N/A from the beach. It has three floors. Ground floor M² with living-dining room with views of the small private patio/garden and the backyard, kitchen and bathroom. Patio in the front and back of the house. On the first floor there are four bedrooms and another bathroom. On the second floor there are 2 small areas for office or storage and a large terrace. Ideal for family. Close to everything you need. REF: R4059640.

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430.000€

DETACHED VILLA IN FUENGIROLA PLOT:

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NEEDS IMPROVMENT charming house for its 360 140 TWO ONE PRIVATE tranquility and panoramic views. ideal to invest.

M² M² House for sale in Torreblanca, Fuengirola with two bedrooms, one bathrooms, one toilet and facing south, with private pool, private garage (two spaces) and private garden. Regarding the dimensions, the property has 140 m2 built + 200 m2 terraces and 500 m2 of plot. Close to the city, close to schools, close to shops, fitted wardrobes, barbecue, fireplace, kitchen, storage of water, solarium, stoneware floors, open terrace, separate dining room, living room and storage room. quiet zone. REF: R4053826.

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819.000€

FOUR BEDROOM Detached Villa, Sierrezuela

Beautiful Villa for sale in La Sierrezuela.

This large property has everything you may need. The villa boasts four bedrooms, four bathrooms, an office, a spacious living room and dining area, as well as two covered terraces.The property includes a sauna, a large pool, a barbecue area, an extensive garden, a garage and covered parking spaces Ref: R3786643.

825.000€

FOUR BEDROOM Detached Villa, Estepona

This

four

bedroom, three bathroom villa a seven-minute drive from the town of Estepona and the town of Sabinillas. It is in a popular area known as “Buenas Noches”. This is an established area mainly made up of good sized villas on private plots. a good elevation away from the road and provides uninterrupted sea views. The beach is only about 500 metres away.

Ref: R899679.

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1.250.000€

FIVE BEDROOM Detached Villa, LA CALA GOLF RESORT

Immaculate five, bedroom five bath detached family villa beautifully presented and spacious with sea views located on the edge of La Cala Golf resort, just a few minutes drive from the busy and desirable La Cala with its array of seafood restaurants and its award winning beaches. One of the most impressive features of the villa is the super-sized 25m long swimming pool surrounded by landscaped gardens. Ref: R3667742.

FIVE BEDROOM Detached Villa, LAS CHAPAS

2.799.995€

Luxury five bed detached villa in Hacienda Las Chapas. This stunning property has been totally renovated recently. The property itself has been split between three levels and the highest quality materials have been used to make this wonderful home. Located 15 minutes from Marbella and with 24 hour security this property really is a stunning home. This really is a must see if you are looking in Marbella. Ref: R3943252.

Please Contact us for Further Details platinumestatesmarbella.com info@platinumestatesmarbella.com T: (+34) 951 666 715 (Spain) M: (+34) 663 061 669 (Spain)

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Two Bedroom Ground Floor Apartment Los Arqueros, €1,500 pcm

La Finca is a very popular community within Los Arqueros Golf & Country Club, being just a short walk to the Clubhouse and restaurant, pro shop and driving range.

Consisting of two phases all apartments have a south or south westerly aspect overlooking the established 18-hole golf course and the new 9-hole course towards the Mediterranean Sea.

Three Bedroom Apartment Benahavis €2,500 pcm

Lovely three bedroom apartment with great views for sale in Capanes del Golf. Located in one of the best blocks in the development. Perfect for long term living or to use as a holiday home. Comes with large parking space and a storeroom in the garage. A spacious apartment facing south west so you can enjoy the sun mid morning through until the sun sets.

Two Bedroom Top Floor Apartment Carvajal €1,600 pcm

Beach front, two bedroom two bathroom apartment on 10th floor in Carvajal. Light and modern decorated with views as if you are on a cruise ship. Fully open plan fitted kitchen and bespoke built in wardrobes, parquet on the floor and a power shower. Gated parking space available and all amenities and public transport of Fuengirola right on your doorstep.

Four Bedroom Apartment Puerto Banus 1,300€ pcm

This middle floor family apartment with four bedrooms and three bathrooms is located in Dama de Noche Urbanisation. Private and semi-covered terrace. It's close to the beach and all the ameneties in the area of Puerto Banús.

Tel: 711 040 764 www.propertyrentalscostadelsol.com info@propertyrentalscostadelsol

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Two Bedroom Ground Floor Apartment Monte Halcones €1,350 pcm

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Cosy and warm ground floor apartment for rent in Monte Halcones. It consist of: fully equipped independent kitchen, large living room combined with dining area and fireplace, two ensuite bedrooms, terrace and small private garden in few steps from swimming pool. From the community area you have panoramic views over the sea and coast.

Three Bedroom Townhouse La Cala Golf Resort €1,200 pcm

La Cala Golf Resort, Modern three bedroom townhouse with amazing golf and mountain views. Three bathrooms, fully fitted kitchen, four terraces, large garage plus parking for two cars. Situated in the foothills of the Sierra de Mijas the resort has three superb championship courses, hotel and spa.

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your MIND ownBU Advertising your business for NO up front fees NO hidden charges Children’s Play Park In Mijas Costa - 70.000€ Very successful business set up six year ago 250m2 with play areas, a jungle gym, 2 party rooms & playhouse There is plenty of scope to offer other children’s activities

Very Well Established Laundry In Central Fuengirola - 24.950€ With a large number of holiday homes & rental apartments within the immediate area, established 35 years in the same position

Contemporary Style Wine & Cocktail Bar & Restaurant in Marbella Port 85.000€ Located in very busy & extremely affluent part of Marbella Completely renovated recently and is ready for a new owner!

Beautiful Boutique Hotel Freehold -1.875.000€ This lovely hotel is in fantastic setting right in the centre of this Andalucian village, offered in excellent condition throughout

www.business-sales-spain.com Telephone: 951 666 715 Mobile: 663 061 669 info@business-sales-spain.com

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BUSINESS BUSINESS SALES & Transfers

s for sale in Spain and the UK NO advertising fees NO sale - NO fee Modern Take Away Situated Between San Pedro & Estepona - 24.500€ A corner premises has windows to two sides & is very bright indeed.

It was completely reformed and opened just a year ago

Café/Bar In Prime Location In The VERY Centre of Marbella - 49,950€ Café supplying coffees, snacks and light lunches to eat in & take away Occupying two floors and in total has around 130m2 in total

ED Well Established Holiday Rental & LO DEQProperty UIR Management Business - 65.000€ S RThis E R property management business was started 15 years ago

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Based on a major golf course between San Pedro & Estepona

WE ARE receiving so many enquiries at the moment and need more Businesses for sale IF YOU ARE CONSIDERING SELLING PLEASE CONTACT US IN CONFIDENCE

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your MIND ownB t n a r u a t s e R n r e d o Fantastic M

45.000€ • LA CALA DE MIJAS CENTRE • located in a very good position • monthly rental of 2200€ plus iva Close to other restaurants, bars, cafes shops offices and banks. The restaurant was refurbished within the last three years and is very modern indeed, it benefits from a lovely dining area, plus a fantastic terrace, which is usable all year and very modern kitchen.

Unusually above the restaurant there are three offices/store rooms and shower room there is also a large kitchen which could be used as a preparation kitchen, it has a dumb waiter which connects with the main restaurant.

www.business-sales-spain.com Telephone: 951 666 715 Mobile: 663 061 669 info@business-sales-spain.com

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BUSINESS

BUSINESS SALES & Transfers a l l e b r a M , t s a f k a Bed & Bre

1,500,000€ • freehold property • detached villa hotel • in Marbella - minutes from Puerto Banus This lovely detached villa hotel is located in Marbella within a few minutes of Puerto Banus and the Centre of Marbella itself. It is set in grounds of 2700 metres and the house itself is approximately 500 meters built. It is used as a boutique style Bed and Breakfast hotel and is staffed by live in managers. It would also suit a couple wanting a home and income with healthy returns and all year round custom or alternatively it would be ideal as a retreat.

WANT TO SELL YOUR BUSINESS? WE URGENTLY NEED MORE BUSINESSES FOR SALE

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YOUR DREAM IS OUR PASSION DETACHED VILLA IN CALAHONDA

€1.480.000

Perfectly located in the lower part of Sitio de Calahonda, walking distance to local amenities, the beach and a number of restaurants yet marvelously located in a tranquil enclave in one of the best streets in Calahonda, a seven bedroom seven bathroom luxury villa which exudes good taste and style, the property is distributed over three levels. The best way to appreciate this villa is to view it, we hope to see you soon!

Plot: 1000m²

Built: 609m²

Bedrooms: 7

Bathrooms: 7

Pool: Private

Ref N°: R4023754

DETACHED VILLA IN ALHAURIN GOLF

€525.000

Stunning andalusian villa built on a beautiful plot with lovely mountain and countryside views in Alhaurin Golf. This family house is surrounded by beautiful gardens and offers a large swimming pool, an outside kitchen and a chillout area.

It's perfect for nature lovers. It's like living in the countryside but without being isolated as you are inside the urbanization of Alhaurin Golf, 15min drive to La Cala, 5min drive to Alhaurin El Grande, 20min to Fuengirola.

Built: 1164m²

Terrace: 217m²

Bedrooms: 4

Bathrooms: 3

Pool: Private

GROUND FLOOR APARTMENT CABOPINO

Ref N°: R4016740

€395.000

This magnificent corner ground floor apartment with a private gated garden with barbecue is so spacious that you can easily convert it in a three bedroom apartment taking part of the large living-dining room with fireplace. The south facing terrace partly covered could also be glazed to add more living space to the property you will still have the uncovered part of the terrace and the nice garden that surrounds the apartment to enjoy the andalusian weather all year around.

Built:146m²

Terrace: m²

Bedrooms: 2

Bathrooms: 3

Pool: Community

MIDDLE FLOOR APT IN CALAHONDA

Ref N°: R4007836

€179.000

Built: 91m²

Terrace: m²

Bedrooms: 2

Bathrooms: 2

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Nice two bed, two bath south facing apartment with panoramic sea views. The apartment is sunny, bright and spacious with a nice size living-room and two large bedrooms . The terrace is covered and offers stunning open views to the Mediterranean sea. The kitchen is fully fitted and has a separated laundry room at the back. You access the apartment via a few steps down and you can park in the communal parking area of the Urbanization just at the back of the apartment.

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What’s On Guide...

18th May to the 17th September 2022: “Your Superstars” music events throughout the summer, Dinner & Dance evenings all for 28€ per person. Jersey Boys, Stelvis, Voulez Vous, Mama Cath and lots more for more info see pages 4 & 5 or see www.sabinillaslivemusic.com 28th May to the 25th September 2022: Festival at Marenostrum Castle Park in Fuengirola. With Comic Con - Simply Red, Texas, Mark Anthony, the Jazz Experience and loads more for information see https://marenostrumfuengirola.com.

6th & 20th June 2022: Alzheimer’s Dementia Support Group at the Calahonda International Baptist Church, from 11:30am to 2pm for more information call 635 407 255 or 629 893 016.

7th - 12th June 2022: The Marbella Feria, Feria de San Bernabe takes place every June in Marbella. This fair is in honor of the city's patron saint San Barnabé and is a must see while in Marbella. There are lots of celebrations and events taking place throughout the city.

10th June to the 4th September 2022: Starlite Marbella have some great concerts on this year including: Jessie J, Simple Minds, Diana Krall, Il Divo and lots more to find out see: starlitemarbella.com or page 19 of the magazine.

14th to the 16th June 2022: Digital Enterprise Show enables digital business transformation to happen, gathering cutting edge technologies and top-notch speakers (including Barack Obama) meet delegates change objectives, challenges and needs. It is a high potential B2B platform to generate business, elevate your brand (DES2022) www.des-show.com to be held at Palacio de Congresos, Málaga.

23rd June 2022: San Juan. The festival of San Juan is held on the eve of June 23rd and lasts until the early hours of June 24th with bonfires and parties on the beach up and down the Costa del Sol. 1st & 3rd Mondays: Alzheimer’s Dementia Support Group at the Calahonda International Baptist Church, from 11:30am to 2pm for more information call 635 407 255 or 629 893 016.

Every Monday: Arts and Crafts Fair in Benahavis at 8pm in the Main Square in Benahavis.

Every 1st Tuesday: Age Concern Coffee Morning at Ricks gin & tonic bar, Estepona Port 11– 1:30 p.m.

Every Tuesday: The Costa Women Coffee Club meet every second Tuesday at 10am – 12.30pm for coffee, chats and other activities and is a social group designed to get ladies of all ages together. It’s best to join the group via Facebook or contact Emma on 608 408 771.

Every Tuesday: Age Care Drop In Calahonda. Tuesdays: 11am – 1pm International Baptist Church, near Supersol Los Olivos , Calahonda.

Every Wednesday: The Cap Club (Charity & Please Club) now in its 29th year. Meet for coffee at the Chilli Restaurant in Benamara at 11.00am. The Club also runs monthly trips to Gibraltar, days out and monthly Sunday lunches. Please come and join us!

Every Thursday: Age Care Drop In Fuengirola, Hojar del Jubilado, Los Boliches Friday 11.00am 12.30pm , Entrance Calle Fruita. 1st floor above the fruit market.

Every Thursday: Age Care Drop In Coin, La Peña, Calle Rio Guadelhorce 19, Poligono La Rosa, Alhaurin el Grande. Thursday 11am – 1pm.

Every Thursday: Picasso Museum, Malaga FREE ENTRY 5pm and 8pm.

Every Friday: The Royal British Legion, Mijas Costa Branch, welcomes visitors, new members and visiting members from other branches to their weekly social meetings that are held at Club Naranja, Calle Malaga, Calahonda from 11.00am to 2.00pm. Membership of The Royal British Legion is open to everyone, you do not need to have service background to become a member and offer support to The Royal British Legion family. For more info, call 635 450 608.

Every Sunday: Craft Market in the Marbella Marina on the Teresa Zabell Pier: 12-6pm.

(PLEASE NOTE THAT ALL EVENT TIMES & DATES ARE CONFIRMED AT THE TIME OF GOING TO PRESS, BUT A NUMBER OF EVENTS ARE CURRENTLY BEING CANCELLED LAST MINUTE. PLEASE CHECK WITH THE ORGANISERS BEFORE TRAVELING TO AVOID A WASTED JOURNEY.)

If you have an event, fundraiser or anything else please let us know... email: info@costalinkmagazine.com phone: 951 666 715 or 663 061 669

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INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT

Queen Elizabeth II

IN 2022, QUEEN ELIZABETH II CELEBRATES HER PLATINUM JUBILEE, THE 70TH ANNIVERSARY OF HER ACCESSION TO THE THRONE. OVER THE COURSE OF HER RECORD-BREAKING REIGN, THE QUEEN HAS WITNESSED UNPRECEDENTED SOCIAL, CULTURAL AND POLITICAL CHANGE AND TRAVELLED EXTENSIVELY THROUGHOUT THE UNITED KINGDOM, AND THE WIDER COMMONWEALTH. HERE ARE SOME INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT THE LONG AND EVENTFUL LIFE AND REIGN OF QUEEN ELIZABETH II.

SHE WAS BORN IN A LONDON TOWNHOUSE

The future Queen Elizabeth II was born on 21 April 1926.

Although she was the first child of the Duke and Duchess of York — the future King George VI and Queen Elizabeth (the Queen Mother) — and the eldest granddaughter of King George V, she was not born in a palace. Instead, she was born at 17 Bruton Street in the Mayfair neighbourhood of London, in a townhouse that belonged to her Scottish maternal grandparents, the Earl and Countess of Strathmore. The house was demolished in 1937. There is now an office building and a Chinese restaurant on the site.

SHE WAS THE FIRST FEMALE MEMBER OF THE ROYAL FAMILY TO BECOME A MEMBER OF THE BRITISH ARMED FORCES

Previous princesses, such as Princess Patricia of Connaught, had served as the honorary colonel-in-chief of a military regiment, but the future Queen Elizabeth II assumed a more active role during the Second World War. In 1945, she joined the Auxiliary Territorial Service as a second subaltern and learned to drive and service vehicles. Five months later, she was promoted to junior commander. On Victory in Europe Day, she joined the street parties in London, inconspicuous in her military uniform.

As the monarch, the Queen is head of the British Armed Forces.

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SHE PROMISED

TO DEVOTE HER LIFE TO PUBLIC SERVICE

In 1947, the future Queen Elizabeth II participated in her first overseas tour, travelling to South Africa and what is now Zimbabwe with her parents and younger sister, Princess Margaret. Princess Elizabeth celebrated her 21st birthday during the tour. In a radio broadcast from Cape Town, she committed herself to a lifetime of public service devoted to the Commonwealth, stating, “I declare before you all that my whole life whether it be long or short shall be devoted to your service and the service of our great imperial family to which we all belong.”

SHE IS HEAD OF A COMMONWEALTH OF

54 NATIONS

The Queen’s father, King George VI, was the first monarch to be formally styled as Head of the Commonwealth. The Queen has made her role as Head of the Commonwealth a priority throughout her reign, attending almost every Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting and travelling extensively throughout the Commonwealth. Today, the Commonwealth comprises 54 independent nations, including 14 Commonwealth Realms, such as Canada, where the Queen is head of state. The relationship between the royal family and the Commonwealth will continue into the next reign. At the 2018 Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting in the United Kingdom, Commonwealth leaders agreed that the Queen’s eldest son and heir, Prince Charles, will be the next Head of the Commonwealth.

SHE IS THE LONGEST REIGNING MONARCH IN BRITISH, COMMONWEALTH HISTORY & NEARLY WORLD HISTORY

On 9th September 2015, Elizabeth II became the longest reigning monarch in British and Commonwealth history when she surpassed the record set by the nearly 64-year reign of her great-great-grandmother Queen Victoria. Although separated by more than a century, Elizabeth and Victoria celebrated the milestone the same way: a quiet dinner at Balmoral Castle in Scotland with visiting grandchildren.

Queen Elizabeth II Will become the 2nd longest in the World (as of the 13th of June 2022) 70 years, 127 days. Overtaking.....

Bhumibol Adulyadej (Rama IX) of Thailand Who reigned: 09/06/1946 to the 13/10/2016 70 years, 126 days AND FOR THE TOP SPOT...

Louis XIV, of France Who reigned: 14/05/1643 to the 01/09/1715 72 years, 110 days

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BRITS LIVING IN SPAIN

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2 0 2 2 OURTEEN LIVING ON THE COSTA DEL SOL FIN SERIES Personal Tax Returns – Declaracion de la Renta Residents in Spain declare their worldwide income and the amount of tax paid depends on the source or type of income and of course how much the income is. The tax office campaign for declaring income earned in 2021 is in progress and runs through un琀l 30th June.

We covered the basics in our ar琀cle in April and here we provide some more detail.

What Are the Different Types of Income and Tax Rates?

General Income This includes earnings from employment and other income such as work and state pension and rental income. Tax rates rise in thresholds the following is a simplified table: First €12,450 (a昀er allowance) = 19% €12,451 to €20,200 = 24% €20,200 to €28,000 =30% €20,201 to €35,200 = 30% €35,201 to €60,000 = 37% €60,001 to €120,000 = 47% €120,001 to €300,000 = 46% €300,000 upwards = 48% Some rental income qualifies for a 60% reduc琀on before it is taxed.

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Capital Gains Income This includes interest on savings, realised investment return and dividends as well as profit made from sale of shares or property. The rates of tax for this type of income are lower than for general income. The star琀ng rate is 19% for the first €6,000. It then rises to 21% up to €50,000 and 23% therea昀er. Amounts above €200,000 are taxed at 26%

Personal Tax Allowance The basic tax allowance is €5,550. Over 65’s get €6,700, and over 75’s €8,100. There are addi琀onal allowances for low income and pension income, and a child allowance star琀ng at €2,700 for the first and rising to €4,500 for the fourth or addi琀onal.

If you’re unsure if you need to do a tax return, would like to know how much tax you have to pay, or get help with your tax return, please feel free to get in touch.

Tel & WhatsApp: (+34) 951 77 55 44 / (+44) 033 000 10 777 (op琀on 4) www.lifestylegroup.es/tax-spain / enquiries@lifestylegroup.es / www.overseaslifestyleservices.com h琀ps://lifestylegroup.es/spanish-tax-return-assessment 56

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GADGETS &Gizmo’s If you’re on the hunt for an e-bike then take a look at this Italian beauty, the Ducati’s MG20 could be the two-wheeler that ends your search. It’s ultra-light, yet super-sturdy folding magnesium frame, forks and rims, which put its overall weight at just 20kg. It’s powered by a 250W engine which can produce speeds up to 15mph, Removable for easy charging, fully charged in five hours, providing up to 30 miles of autonomous riding.

Other standout products in Ducati’s range include four electric scooters and a specialist off-road e-scooter the Scrambler CROSS-E… Which arrives complete with fat 11.5in anti-puncture tyres, a hefty 500W motor, and 375Wh battery. There’s also the long-range Pro III an e-scooter capable of 515W of peak power which, coupled with a 458W battery, provides over 30 miles of juice per charge.

Lenovo’s latest Yoga AIO 7 all-in-one will spin you right round. Vertical video: there’s no escaping it….

This desktop PC’s 27in display can swivel from horizontal to vertical and back again, so you’re always making the most of the screen space available. The uprated edition’s new wireless streaming abilities make it the ideal smartphone companion too. With support for Apple AirPlay, DLNA and Miracast, most phones.

Samsung’s bespoke Jubilee fridge adds a dash of pomp and Royalty to any kitchen. The 1.85m unit features a minimalist, pastel-infused glass Union Jack door panel, which is available in either Clean Black, Glam Lavender, or Glam Peach. It’s also crammed with features that should be welcomed by any fridge connoisseur including SpaceMax… a fancy way of saying it has thinner walls for increased internal storage!

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All the latest in the World of gadget’s, tech & gaming...

KEF’s super-slim LS60 Wireless speakers are a beautiful pair of floorstanding speakers that manage to cram a heck of a lot of impressive tech into a super-slim build. Measuring in at just 13cm wide the speakers create a seamless, streaming-centric experience, with support for Apple AirPlay 2, Google Chromecast, Spotify Connect, Bluetooth and DLNA + internet radio and other popular music streaming services.

DJI Mini 3 Pro takes tiny drone camera performance to such great heights It weighs in just under 250g. Despite its diminutive dimensions, there’s a lot more power here the battery delivers up to 34 minutes of flight time per charge while the camera captures 4K video at up to 60fps it supports H.265 compression and doubles the ISO range and increases aperture size to f/1.7. The Quad Bayer sensor can also snap 48MP still photos.

Take yourself back to the future with Teenage Engineering’s OP-1 portable synth... You can boop along to “Fade to Grey by Visage” this synth is widely regarded to be one of the best products ever made for music aficionados. Aside from being lighter and thinner thanks to a sleek new low-profile aluminium body, it has about 100 new features, a pixel-packed flush-glass display, and an FM antenna for transmitting and receiving.

The new Citizen Tsuno collection wants to put a more subtle nod to the sci-fi epic on your wrist.

Announced on Star Wars Day last month the collection is a four-watch series that portray iconic characters: droids R2-D2 and C-3PO, and Sith Lords Darth Maul and Darth Vader. The watch cases, straps and complications have been styled to give just a hint of each character.

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SPATCHCOCK GOCHUJANG CHICKEN Forget run-of-the-mill sausages and and burgers on the BBQ...

You can also cook it in the oven!

INGREDIENTS:

• 1.8KG WHOLE CHICKEN • 200ML GINGER BEER (OPTIONAL) • 1 BUNCH OF SPRING ONIONS, TRIMMED & SLICED ON THE DIAGONAL

• SMALL BUNCH OF CORIANDER, LEAVES PICKED

• SESAME OIL, FOR DRIZZLING

METHOD:

STEP 1: Put the chicken on a board breastside down with the legs facing you. Using kitchen scissors or poultry shears, cut along either side of the backbone and remove it (freeze it to use for stock). Open the chicken out, turn it over and push down the breastbone to flatten. Cut a few slashes in the legs and thighs. STEP 2: Whisk the marinade ingredients together.

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over the chicken, working it under the skin. Cover and chill for at least 1 hr or overnight. STEP 3: Light the barbecue, stacking the coals on one side. When the flames have died down and the coals are ashen, lay a flameproof foil tray or old roasting tin over the empty side and pour in the ginger beer or 100ml water. Set the grill on top.

Place the chicken skin-side up on the grill, cover with the lid and cook for 45 mins. Baste with the

FOR THE MARINADE •3 TBSP GOCHUJANG PASTE (FROM ANY ASIAN GROCERY STORE)

• 3 GARLIC CLOVES, FINELY GRATED • 2CM PIECE OF GINGER, (PEELED & GRATED)

• 1 TBSP SOY SAUCE • 1 TBSP WHITE WINE VINEGAR • 1 TSP FISH SAUCE • 1 TSP GOLDEN CASTER SUGAR

reserved marinade, then re-cover and cook for 5 mins more. Move the chicken to the hotter side of the barbecue for 5 mins to char the skin a little, being careful not to burn it. The chicken is ready when the legs pull away easily and a digital probe thermometer inserted into the thickest part of the thigh and breast reads 70C. Lift onto a board, rest for 10 mins then scatter over the spring onions and coriander. Drizzle with sesame oil.

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Health&

15 SIMPLE

WAYSTO IMPROVE Well Being YOUR MEMORY

OUR MEMORIES ARE AN INTEGRAL PART OF WHO WE ARE, BUT AS WE AGE OUR MEMORY DECLINES. THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT SCIENTISTS HAVE BEEN LEARNING MORE ABOUT OUR BRAIN’S AMAZING CAPACITY TO CHANGE AND GROW NEW NEURAL CONNECTIONS EACH DAY, EVEN IN OLD AGE. THIS CONCEPT IS KNOWN AS NEUROPLASTICITY. THROUGH RESEARCH ON NEUROPLASTICITY, SCIENTISTS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT OUR MEMORY CAPACITY ISN’T FIXED, BUT RATHER MALLEABLE LIKE PLASTIC. TO TAKE FULL ADVANTAGE OF NEUROPLASTICITY, YOU’LL NEED TO EXERCISE YOUR BRAIN AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR BODY. THESE 15 TIPS AND TRICKS ARE SOME OF THE MOST EFFECTIVE METHODS FOR IMPROVING MEMORY.

CONTINUED FROM LAST MONTH...

7) EAT MORE OF THESE FOODS:

Diets such as the Mediterranean diet, DASH (dietary approaches to stop hypertension), and the MIND diet (Mediterranean-DASH intervention for neurodegenerative delay) have a few things in common. This includes their ability to improve memory and reduce the risk of Parkinson’s and Alzheimer’s diseaseTrusted Source.

These diets focus on eating: •Plant-based foods •Leafy vegetables and berries •Whole grains •Legumes •Nuts •Chicken or turkey •Olive oil or coconut oil •Herbs and spices •Fatty fish, such as salmon and sardines •Red wine, in moderation •Fatty fish are a rich source of omega-3 fatty acids.

Omega-3s play an important role in building brain and nerve cells. They’re essential for learning and memory and have been shown to delayTrusted Source cognitive decline.

8) EAT LESS OF THESE FOODS:

Proponents of the Mediterranean and MIND diets say to avoid the following foods: Sugar and fat has been linked to •Sugar impaired memory. A recent •Processed foods study in humans found that a •Butter diet high in fats and sugars com•Red meat mon in a Western diet impairs hippocampal memory. However, •Fried foods the study relied on question•Salt naires and surveys, which may •Cheese not be as accurate.

9) USE ALL OF YOUR SENSES:

Another tactic of memory connoisseurs is that they don’t just rely on one sense to help retain information.

Instead, they relate information to other senses, like colors, tastes, and smells.

10) AVOID BRIGHT SCREENS:

The blue light emitted by cell phone, TV, and computer screens inhibits the production of melatonin, a hormone that controls your sleep-wake cycle (circadian rhythm). A poorly regulated sleep cycle can really take a toll on sleep quality. Without enough sleep and rest, the neurons in our brain become overworked. They can no longer coordinate information, making it more difficult to access memories. Roughly an hour before bedtime, turn off your devices and allow your brain to unwind.

MORE NEXT MONTH...

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UROLOGY SERVICES

Mr Laurence Stewart MD FRCS Ed FRCS(Urol) Consultant Urologist Laurence Stewart is one of Scotland’s most experienced Consultant Urologists.

He is an international speaker and author in his field and is involved in ongoing education of Urologists in the UK. He has a wealth of experience over his 34 years in the NHS and has been a visiting urologist to Gibraltar for the last six years and is now offering his services on the Costa.

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Medical Tips

WHAT ARE THE SYMPTOMS OF PROSTATE CANCER...

Most men with early prostate cancer don’t have any signs or symptoms. One reason for this is the way the cancer grows. You’ll usually only get early symptoms if the cancer grows near the tube you urinate through (the urethra) and presses against it, changing the way you urinate (wee). But because prostate cancer usually starts to grow in a different part (usually the outer part) of the prostate, early prostate cancer doesn’t often press on the urethra and cause symptoms. If you do notice changes in the way you urinate, this is more likely to be a sign of a very common non-cancerous problem called an enlarged prostate, or another health problem.

But it’s still a good idea to get it checked out....

Possible changes include: • difficulty starting to urinate or emptying your bladder • a weak flow when you urinate • a feeling that your bladder hasn’t emptied properly • dribbling urine after you finish urinating • needing to urinate more often than usual, especially at night • a sudden need to urinate... you may sometimes leak urine before you get to the toilet.

If prostate cancer breaks out of the prostate (locally advanced prostate cancer) or spreads to other parts of the body (advanced prostate cancer), it can cause other symptoms, including:

• back pain, hip pain or pelvis pain • problems getting or keeping an erection • Blood in the urine or semen • unexplained weight loss

These symptoms can all be caused by other health problems. But it’s still a good idea to tell your Doctor about any symptoms so they can find out what’s causing them and make sure you get the right treatment, if you need it.

How do you know if you have IT?

There’s no way of knowing if you have prostate cancer without visiting your doctor, as most men with early prostate cancer don’t have any symptoms. And if you do have symptoms they can be caused by other things.

You can’t check for prostate cancer yourself.

You may want to speak to your Doctor if you're over 50 (or over 45 if you have a family history of prostate cancer) even if you don't have any symptoms. These are all things that can increase your risk of prostate cancer. Your Doctor can give more information or tests if necessary.

OVERVIEW...

A normal prostate versus a prostate with a tumour.

Prostate cancer is cancer that occurs in the prostate.

The prostate is a small walnut-shaped gland in males that produces the seminal fluid that nourishes and transports sperm. Prostate cancer is one of the most common types of cancer. Many prostate cancers grow slowly and are confined to the prostate gland, where they may not cause serious harm. However, while some types of prostate cancer grow slowly and may need minimal or even no treatment, other types are aggressive and can spread quickly. Prostate cancer that's detected early when it's still confined to the prostate gland has the best chance for successful treatment.

“It was a shock when I was told I had prostate cancer at the age of 51. I knew I was more likely to be diagnosed because my Dad was living with the disease, but the result still really knocked me. Like many men, I was symptomless.”

(QUOTE FROM PROSTATECANCERUK.ORG)

CHECK OUT... Our website at www.costalinkmagazine.com for lots more Medical Tips!

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MAYHEM MEDICAL Going to the Hypnotist...

A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."

"No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?"

His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat...

‘I do not have a headache; I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.'

It worked! The headaches are all gone."

"Well, that is wonderful," replies the husband.

His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?" The husband agrees to try it. Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.

His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!" The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back."

He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the first time.

The wife sits up and her head is spinning. Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."

With that, he goes back in the bathroom.

This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and saying, “She's not my wife. She's not my wife. She's not my wife!"

His funeral service will be held on Saturday.

A supportive and nurturing environment which is safe and proactive in ensuring you never feel alone on your dementia journey

We meet the 1st and 3rd Monday of each month in Calahonda at the Baptist church 11am until 1pm.

We have a wonderful team of volunteers on hand at each meeting which includes: Nurses, Therapist, lawyers as well as those who provide activities suitable for all stages of dementia.

Through the work that Age Care has done locally for many years we are able to access support from all local and charitable organizations and we work closely with AFA (Asociacion de familiars de Enfermos de Alzheimer) in Los Pacos giving our members access to day care facilities and additional support from a locally based specialist organisation.

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STRANGE BUTTRUE

Strange Strangebuttrue...

STRANGE LAWS IN THE GOOD OLD U.S.A THESE LAWS REMAIN WITHIN THE STATES TODAY, EVEN IF THEY RARELY ENFORCED....

• IN WASHINGTON STATE, you can't carry a concealed weapon that is over 6 feet in length.

• IN SAN FRANCISCO, there is an ordinance, which bans the picking up and throwing of used confetti.

• IN KENTUCKY, it is illegal for a merchant to force a person into his place of business for the purpose of making a sale.

• It is against the law IN CONNECTICUT for a man to write love letters to a girl whose mother or father has forbidden the relationship.

• IN MICHIGAN, married couples must live together or be imprisoned.

• In the STATE OF COLORADO, a pet cat, if loose, must have a tail-light!

• IN PHOENIX, ARIZONA, you can't walk through a hotel lobby with spurs on.

• IN CALIFORNIA, a law created in 1925 makes it illegal to wiggle while dancing.

• IN UTAH, daylight must be visible between dancing couples.

• IN MICHIGAN, it is against the law for a lady to lift her skirt more than 6 inches while walking through a mud puddle.

• IN NORTH CAROLINA, it is against the law for a rabbit to race down the street.

• IN GEORGIA, it's against the law to spread a false rumor.

• IN WEST VIRGINIA, you can't cook sauerkraut or cabbage due to the odors and the offence is subject to imprisonment.

• IN MISSOURI, a man must have a permit to shave.

• IN CALIFORNIA, the law states that more than 3000 sheep cannot be herded down Hollywood Blvd. at any once.

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CONTINENTAL CONSULTING LEGAL SERVICES IN SPAIN

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ALL REVVED UP

WHAT PRICE DO YOU PUT ON EXCLUSIVITY? THE ANSWER ACCORDING TO ROLLS ROYCE IS £22M....!

The third and final example of the ultra exclusive Boat Tail has just been unveiled in Lake Garda.

The car has been built for a customer whose family business has grown from his father's origins in the pearling industry and presented four pearl shells to provide inspiration for the car’s golden exterior colour.

The hand-built Boat Tail also houses a unique 'butterfly-design hosting suite’ on what Rolls-Royce calls the rear deck.

There’s also the ‘Pantheon Grille’ at the front, which is milled from a single, solid billet of aluminium. The iconic Spirit of Ecstasy is fashioned in rose gold.

The interior uses a mix of cognac and oyster-coloured leather and Royal Walnut veneer throughout. There’s also rose gold pinstripes on the centre console and the dashboard features a clock supplied by the client from his own extensive collection.

There are no changes mechanically to this Boat Tail from other two, measuring a massive 5.8 metres long. It uses a modified version of the Phantom’s aluminium space frame architecture and under the bonnet the same twin-turbocharged 6.75-litre V12 engine. The engine should produce the same 536bhp and 900Nm of torque as the Phantom so a 0-100kph time of around 5.3 seconds should be achievable.

The two previous models were commissioned by rap superstar Jay-Z and a wealthy Chinese businessman.

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Emergency Numbers

Central number for Fire, Police & Ambulance National Police Local Police Guardia Civil

112 091 092 062

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Medical

Emergency 061 Ambulance Marbella 902 505 061 Ambulance Coin 952 453 267

Health Centres Marbella 952 769 946

Emergency number 080 Marbella 952 774 349 Estepona 952 804 483 Fuengirola 952 461 046

Consulates 952 352 300 952 475 108 952 226 373 952 604 383 952 212 442 952 226 590 952 474 891

Tourist Information

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Airports Malaga 952 048 844

Town Halls

Fire Brigade

Marbella Coin Estepona Fuengirola San Pedro

Train Timetables 902 240 202

Gibraltar +350 200 12345

Coin 952 452 767 San Pedro 952 787 700

British Ireland Denmark Sweden Germany France U.S.A

Transport Bus Stations Marbella 952 764 400 Coin 952 450 366 San Pedro 952 781 396 Estepona 952 800249 For a list of complete times www.andalucia.com/travel/bus

952 771 442 952 822 818 952 822 818 952 467 457 952 785 252

Marbella 952 761 100 San Pedro 952 453 020 La Cala de Mijas 952 493 208 Fuengirola 952 589 300 Estepona 952 801 100

Markets

Monday - Marbella (fairground site on east side) Tuesday - Fuengirola (fairground near Los Boliches) Wednesday -Estepona (Avda.

Juan Carlos) La Cala - Feria ground.

Thursday - San Pedro (Recinto Ferial) Calypso (Mijas Costa).

Alhaurin el Grande - (La Fama) Saturday - Coin (Calle Urbano Pineda), Nueva Andalucia (Next to Centro Plaza the Bullring) and La Cala - Feria ground Sunday - Puerto Estepona (Marina)

Cinemas All the Cinemas listed below show films in English as well as Spanish. Call first to check what is showing that week.

Marbella: Cinesur Plaza del Mar 952 766 941 La Cañada 902 333 231 Puerto Banus: Gran Marbella 952 810 077 Coin: La Trocha 951 315 039 Fuengirola Cinesur Miramar 902 221 622

Chemists 24 Hour Chemist Urb. Artola, Ctra. Cadiz Km 194. Marbella.

Tel: 952 83 25 89

Taxis Marbella Taxis 952 774 488 Mijas Costa Taxis 952 476 593

Diary Dates 2nd June 2022: Spring Bank (Holiday UK) 3rd June 2022: Queen’s Platinum Jubilee (Holiday UK)

7th to the 12th June 2022: Feria, Marbella

(expect business to be shut or be working restricted hours for this week)

16th June 2022: School Summer holidays begin 19th June 2022: Father’s Day (UK) 23rd June 2021: Eve of San Juan

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STAR SIGNS

A look at what's in store for you during June 2022...

Capricorn December 22nd January 19th

Aquarius January 20th February 18th

Pisces February 19th March 20th

Aries March 21st April 19th

Taurus April 20th May 20th

Gemini May 21st June 20th

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Capricorn, you are in for a very romantic month which will be full of pleasant surprises.

Venus meets Uranus and the North Node, bringing unexpected events in your love life if you involved or looking for love. Maybe it will be love at first sight! If you’ve been hesitant to confess your love towards someone, make the most of the transits of June 2022 in order to share how you feel Professionally, many situations start to clear up or get unstuck after June 3rd, 2022, when Mercuryresumes its direct motion. You might start to look towards new horizons or take more and more seriously the idea of entrepreneurship. If you change up the pace and dare to take financial and emotional risks, you stand to gain. You maintain your physical and emotional balance and succeed in expressing yourself more convincingly than ever this month.

Aquarians, things clear up gradually in your love life this month. They slowly but surely regain your zest for life. If you’re married, during the second half of June you enjoy harmony and receive evidence of your other half’s love. Your spouse showers you with attention, and you should show that you appreciate that. If you are single you also stand to gain from the planetary transits of June, but the connections that start now tend to have a shaky beginning. At work don’t allow yourself to be dragged into arguments and confrontations. The more you try to prove those things wrong, the deeper you’ll get stuck in the mud. The best thing is to just ignore it and keep proving your skills, qualities, and professionalism. In order to improve your odds at success, you should set aside your ego and not try to convince everyone at any cost that your ideas are the best ones.

Pisces, after long discussions it’s time for you to draw conclusions and make some muchneeded decisions. It’s very likely that these conclusions and decisions will start to take form after June 3rd, 2022, when Mercury stops its retrograde motion. If you are single then a random meeting with someone from your past, could see passion isuddenly reborn and things in a new light. In June, is a great term for setting the basis of some new professional projects that you can help grow with time in the long run. It’s time to think about whether or not you need to change directions and how you could improve your activity so that you enjoy long-term stability, including from a material point of view. This might be a month of rehabilitation and regaining your inner balance with major beneficial effects. Look within and activate your inner resources!

Aries, June 2022 is all about relationships if you’re already married, tell your husband/wife you love them. If you’re single but feel strongly attracted towards someone, you get the perfect chance to communicate your interest. You can break the ice with a word, a smile, an invitation out or a text message. The transits of June 2022 favour negotiations, particularly since Mercury resumes its direct motion on June 3rd. As a result, some discussions or negotiations that were abandoned or that got stuck during the last part of the previous month might be resumed now. Don’t overdo it seek the advice of those who know what they’re doing, particularly when it comes to money and managing it.

You’re lively and full of energy, but there’s a risk of becoming agitated if you don’t manage your energy carefully. Why not take up a new sport or get walking to burn some of it off!

Taurus, in terms of love life, you tend to be pondering the past. There might be some events that change your life. Even if you’re a bit confused or scared of the need to make changes, don’t resist it, but rather step boldly towards the future and progress! If you are single you don’t seem overly interested in beginning new relationships. Just making the most of what the summer has to offer… Venus is in conjunction with Uranus under these circumstances, around June 11th-12th you might get some unexpected professional opportunities. You might find a well-paid job that gives you a better social standing precisely when (and how!) you expect it the least. Another important astrological event of June 2022 is Mercury resuming its direct motion, which promises more clarity of thought when it comes to money and managing it.

Gemini, Until June 23rd, 2022, Venus transits your skies. As a result, try not to rush into beginning a new relationship. Contemplate quietly the relationships you’ve had so far. If you are considering resuming a connection with someone from the past, you should understand that you only have a chance at success if you accept to change your attitude. Instead of rushing into resuming ties with that person and starting to talk about the future, it would be better to revise your ideas and views on love, romance, expressing feelings and so on. On the work front your goals are very ambitious, but they can’t become reality overnight. Check you have enough money to support your projects. This June sees you clarifying important things about your health. After June 13th, when Mercury transits into Gemini the Sun, can see you expect to resolve some issues.

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Cancer June 21st July 22nd

Leo July 23rd August 22nd

Virgo August 23rd September 22nd

Libra September 23rd October 22nd

Scorpio October 23rd November 21st

Sagittarius November 22nd December 21st

Cancer, on June 4th, 2022, Saturn begins its retrograde motion through your sign. As a result, some of you could go through a term of uncertainty or your relationship doesn’t work the way it used to. Some marriages could go into a pretty difficult process of transformation in which both parties need to put in an effort in order to improve. If you are single, then a friend might help you meet someone romantically or give you some good advice for your love life. The transits of June 2022 are favorable you to have great professional goals and you are determined to succeed in life and overcome adversity. The Sun transits into Cancer on June 21st, marking the beginning of a term when you get the chance to improve the income you gain through your own efforts.

Leo, on June 4th, Saturn begins its retrograde motion in your sign. As a result, you’ll be analyzing how solid your married or life as a couple is. The astrological context favours resolving issues that may seem impossible to fix. You are busy, busy this month and your social life is very active. As a result, if you are single then you have great odds at meeting new people or even winning the heart of an older friend that they’re attracted to. Luckily, the transits of June 2022 favour professional success for you. Venus is in conjunction with Uranus then makes a close conjunction with the North Node. As a result, many of you get the chance to suddenly begin a new professional phase, to become involved in a project or in an association or to get promoted to a much better job. Show restraint with your money and don’t get tempted into spending on things you don’t need.

Virgo, June 2022 seems to have all sorts of obstacles with regard your love life. It’s very likely you’ll be haunted by older fears and uncertainties so that you need more peace in order to get your feelings and needs order. You have to put in more effort and sometimes all of that might seem burdening and really can you be bothered? On June 3rd, 2022, the retrograde motion of Mercury ends, Mercury transits into your sign where the Sun and Venus join it as a result, you have fantastic odds at making professional progress. You stand out, for your achievements and projects you are involved in. If you feel tired, grit your teeth and get on with it… Be careful not to miss out on the opportunities to grow that come your way. That way, you can set yourself free from some situations that seem to be limiting your growth.

Libra, Saturn begins its retrograde motion in your sign on June 4th, 2022. It might be a great time to take a break and analyze the basis on which you build your romantic connections and how you express your feelings. Many single Librans experience serendipitous meetings with special people that are out of the norm and that can change their lives this month. In June 2022 you get the chance to attract support or receive an unexpected proposals to collaborate, that helps you to grow your businesses. You should steer clear of a clash of egos with your boss or with someone with authority at your place of work because otherwise you risk coming out the loser. Throughout June 2022 your optimism and enthusiasm increase and help you gain a new perspective on what it means to be healthy and what factors contribute to your physical and mental balance Scorpio, Mercury resumes its direct motion on June 3rd, 2022, relational dilemmas that you’ve been dealing with lately start to clear up. Even if it’s not always what you’d like to hear don’t reject any ideas related to change. It’s time to be as open and communicative about what you want from your love life for the long run. If you are single you get the chance to meet someone who takes your breath away and will quickly become aware that it’s their ideal partner. Discussions and negotiations that got stuck last month can be resumed this month under much better conditions. Money won’t be an issue, but you need to be willing to put in the effort and work with coworkers and collaborators, setting aside petty ego-related issues caused by insecurities. A term begins, you can regain your inner strength, getting back your zest for life.

Sagittarians, Mercury resumes its direct motion on June 3rd, 2022, favouring the clarifyfication of relationships that have got complicated in the last month. Single If you are single then you’re in no rush to begin new relationships and take on responsibilities. During this term, you’d meet new people and just have fun. Professionally, pleasant surprises and coming your way in June 2022, particularly between June 11th and 19th. Some feel like it’s the hand of destiny guiding them towards a good job and the position/career that fits them like a glove. Others get involved in professional projects that can change their lives and help them learn new things. You also get the chance to revise your financial strategy and renegotiate some contracts or deals that involve money. If you’ve set out to get fit you can achieve that with more ease and feel the benefits quickly.

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puzzle

Solutions on page 82

it out

Anger Inducing Anagrams

The following are all anagrams are of Countries...

Can you work out what they are? The word lengths are shown in brackets.

1) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

HAS GIANT FAN (11)

2) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

IRK NASAL (3,5)

3) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

GERM TO NONE (10)

4) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

CAM AS A DRAG (10)

5) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

UP INANE UP A WAGE (5,3,6)

Guess The Celeb

A

B

Sudoku

Brain Teaser ROAD TRIP U.S.A, CAN YOU GUESS THE TOURIST ATTRACTION? 1) This monument was created by sculptor Daniel French. It a seated statue of a president of the USA surrounded by a temple that resembles the Parthenon.

What 19-foot famous monument is it?

2) This monument was designed by sculptor Frederic Auguste Bartholdi with the engineering help of Gustave Eiffel as a gift from France to the USA. It was unveiled on October 28, 1886.

What is the name of this monument?

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3) This monument weighs 2,000 pounds, commissioned in 1751 for the Pennsylvania State House. It is enshrined in a 13,000 square foot glass gazebo.

What is the famous monument?

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Crossword Across: 7. Mouth restraint (6) 8. Place where bees are kept (6) 9. Walked (4) 10. Conclusive argument (8) 11. Lacking Awareness (11) 14. Relative by previous marriage (11) 18. Someone who travels to work (8) 19. Mentally healthy (4) 20. Mouth restraint (6) 21. A shallow pond or lake (6) Down: 1. Wanderer, tramp (7) 2. White, semisolid fat (4) 3. Star sign (6) 4. South Pacific Island (6) 5. Nobleman (8) 6. Thin porridge (5) 12. To make the best of (8) 13. A second gathering or meeting (7) 15. Seabird (6) 16. Not very often (6) 17. Counterfeit; phony (5) 19. Starch used for puddings (4)

Name The Film

A A tale of greed, deception, money, power, B and murder occur between two best friends: a mafia enforcer and a casino executive compete against each other over a gambling empire (1995).

A thirty-something is still living with his parents until they hire an interventionist to help him graduate out of the house. That's when the fun begins staring Sarah Jessica Parker (2006).

Say What You See...

TIME

reading

SPOLF

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The Jokespage

Jokespage

My wife and I had a huge row last night.

She called me gullible and said I was financially irresponsible.

I can’t wait to see her face when I tell her I’ve just won the Nigerian Lottery.

An older couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking, send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

I love you."

The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."

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Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become paralyzed, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be.

"On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would be just below your left breast." Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her left knee.

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you!

A Swiss guy, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two British people are waiting. "Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he asks.

The two Americans just stare at him.

"Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?" he tries.

The two continue to stare.

"Parlare Italiano?" No response.

"Hablan ustedes Espanol?" Still nothing.

The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted.

The first American turns to the second and says, "Do you think that, maybe we should learn a foreign language?"

"Why?" says the other. "That guy knew four languages, and it didn't do him any good."

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puzzle

Answers from 18, 26, 32, 76 & 77

it out

Who Am I?

Anger Making Anagrams

Morgan Freeman

1) Afghanistan 2) Sri Lanka 3) Montenegro 4) Madagascar 5) Papua New Guinea

Guess the Year 1961

Trivia Quiz Answers 1) Stevie Wonder 2) 90 degrees 3) Truman Capote 4) Lent 5) Aberdeen 6) 3 7) Reveille 8) Morocco 9) Red 10) Beaufort 11) Cu 12) Switzerland, Germany & The Netherlands 13) Bulgaria 14) Countdown 15) Toby 16) Madonna 17) 12 18) The Queen 19) Sepia 20) Charlton Heston 21) Red and Green 22) Potato 23) Brown 24) Sardinia 25) Frederick Forsyth 26) Colorado 27) Emerald 28) Belgium 29) A pig 30) Swansea

Guess The Celeb a) Martin Freeman b) Scarlett Johansson

Brain Teaser Answers ROAD TRIP U.S.A, CAN YOU GUESS THE TOURIST ATTRACTION...

1) Lincoln Memorial 2) Statue of Liberty 3) The Liberty Bell

Crossword Solution

Sudoku Solution

Name The Film a) Casino (1995) b) Failure to Launch (2006)

Say What You See 1) The beginning of time 2) Reading between the lines 82

3) Flip flops

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