THE SEX ISSUE | FEBRUARY 13, 2012 | THE CHRONICLE | 3
Q &AA:
Sex with the student body
by Trevor Ballanger Assistant Arts & Culture Editor and Sophia Coleman Assistant Arts & Culture Editor * Some of the names have been changed in the interests of privacy
The Chronicle: Have you ever used any foods or toys in bed? How did it go?
The Chronicle: Where’s the craziest place you’ve had sex?
Ice cubes. Is that a food? Anyway, it was awesome. –Alex
On a plane. Everybody knew it was going on. It was with my boyfriend at the time. We were planning it the whole trip. It was a little awkward [deplaining]. There was turbulence, [and] I was convinced I caused [it]. –Courtney
Nutella. It doesn’t work. It was used on the chest. It doesn’t clean off very well, it’s too oil based. Nothing sexual came out of it. It’s better on toast. –Matt It depends on the situation. It happened three times. If you use a banana, that’s fine because you can take the skin off. With the cucumber, it’s like, OK, I can kind of do what I please with it because you can cook it. With a pear, no, absolutely not because it’s something that you do not cook. –Brandon I used Nutella once. I was like “Well, we are here, the Nutella is here, [so] might as well use it.” I put it on myself [on top] and he licked it off. Putting it anywhere on the bottom would be messy. –Alex #2 Melted chocolate. The chocolate you put on ice cream. You put it on his genitals so it tastes nice. –Ava An ex-boyfriend completely surprised me with a vibrating cock-ring. It blew my mind. I was like, ‘We’re probably going to have to use that a lot.’ –Shannon
The Chronicle: What’s the most embarrassing—but funny—situation involving sex that you can think of? The Iron Horse. This needs a demonstration. It’s something that when my ex was going out with another dude she used to date a long time ago—their sex life got very boring—so they devised a test of faith with a sex act called the Iron Horse. What you need to do is have a bed with a headboard, a football helmet with a receiver and a lot of room, about 50 to 75 yards. –Brandon
Mall restroom. It was a family restroom. It was weird. Not my idea. I don’t like to discuss it. –Adam [It was on the] roof of a school. My boyfriend always used to go up there. It was at night, kind of romantic.–Danielle I have a list: In a lake, on a boat and in a tent. –Jennifer Airplane. It’s not very comfortable and it’s not even sexy. We just did it because it’s cool. We did it twice actually. First time was a total failure. Second time he got a happy ending, at least. –Ava My boyfriend was housesitting and we stayed there for like four days or something. We did it in like every room of their house. We did clean up afterwards. –Shannon
The Chronicle: What’s an embarrassing story involving sex that you don’t mind sharing? Have you seen American Psycho? You know how he’s having sex with this girl and he looks at himself in the mirror? That happened to me. –Danielle I had sex in a church once. The janitor walked in and was like “What’s going on in there?” It was embarrassing. I really wanted to have sex in a church, and it was only a couple blocks away from my house, so I did it. –Courtney
It was actually my first sexual encounter at the time. And we’re in the back of my car messing around as most high school kids do, and I’m getting a hand job. And I just belted out laughing, and obviously that embarrasses the girl. She’s like, ‘Brian, why are you laughing?’ And I said, ‘It feels like you’re milking me!’ –Brian
The Chronicle: What’s your number of sexual partners? Yesterday, me and my friend made a list for memory’s sake. I think it’s about seven.–Jennifer Twenty maybe? I don’t really want to think about how many, but let’s say 20. –Ava 23? It’s more than 20. –Josh
The Chronicle: Have you ever been in a group sex situation? Yes and no. A friend and I kind of shared someone at a party. It was kind of back and forth. One second he was on me, and the next second he was on him. I guess that’s a threesome. We were kind of like a taking turns kind of thing. –Josh
The Chronicle: What’s your favorite position? I’m more of an ass-man. I’d say ‘doggy.” I just enjoy it more. –Tim Riding, because I like to look down on him and then I feel kind of superior. –Ava
The Chronicle: Have you ever had an audience? One girl, a girl was watching. She was a close friend of ours. It wasn’t that she wanted to. We didn’t really stop it from happening. We were all super drunk, we were all out on my patio. It just kind of kept happening while our female friend watched. –Josh
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music A 4 play List The xx – “Stars” Album: xx - 2009
The bass intro, the sultry vocals of Oliver Sim and the intricately layered instruments all create an incredibly sexy sound, perfect for naughty time. Lyrics like , "And I can draw the line on the first date, I'll let you cross it, Let you take every line I've got," instantly gets something going on in your knickers. And hey, it doesn’t hurt that the song is actually about having sex.
Marvin Gaye – “Lets get it on” Album: Let’s Get It On - 1973 I can picture it now: Trails of loosely tossed rose petals lead to my down pillows, sensual cinnamon candles highlight my bedroom’s edges with spontaneous flickers of warm light, my maroon bath robe covers only the essentials, a freshly lit tobacco pipe excretes the scent of peaches—a faint train of its smoke billows toward the mirror-covered ceiling, and the stimulating vibrato of Marvin Gaye echoes beneath the crack of my bedroom door. It doesn’t get any sexier than 70s funk.
Cazwell – “All Over my Face-” Album: Get Into It - 2006 While I’ve never played music during my lovemaking, if I were to choose a song I’d have to go with this cheeky number from the rapper Cazwell. With lyrics like, “Your exact words were ‘rock me’ and so I did some bukake, don’t stop me,” one cannot help but feel inspired.