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Aaron Hamlin: Metro needs to focus on covering dense areas to maximize exposure to the greatest number of people. And within those areas have buses run at least every 10-15 minutes. Also, don’t put stops every other block and try to avoid turns. People will walk 10-15 minutes to a bus stop if they don’t have to check the schedule and they know the bus will get them where they want to go within a reasonable amount of time. Bus Rapid Transit is a real thing. Cincinnati should consider it. People will not use the bus system in mass when it takes three to four times as long as by car. Comment posted at Facebook.com/CincinnatiCityBeat in response to March 22 post, “Metro could cut the 38X, 28, 50, 75X, 30X, 23X and 1 routes, which serve neighborhoods like Westwood, North Fairmount, Camp Washington, Corryville, Mount Auburn, Winton Place, Columbia Tusculum, East End and others.”

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Just Be Nice to Cyclists, K? Dave Fitzgerald: Bikers should be forced to follow traffic laws as well. Often they ignore stops and other things. Very dangerous for everyone. Carroll Peebles: Do the bikers also have to give walkers three feet of clearance on walking and bike trails? They are not good with people who are walking. Jon J. Harmon: This only applies to roads, but you bring up a great point. One of the reasons those conflicts come up is that people build shared paths that are too narrow. Fifteen feet should be the minimum for shared biking and walking paths (what other cities do), but in many areas in Cincinnati groups build paths that are too narrow to save money. It then leads to more close calls. Comments posted at Facebook.com/CincinnatiCityBeat in response to March 21 post, “Three-foot clearance law for cyclists starts today.”

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What a Week! BY T.C. Britton

WEDNESDAY MARCH 22

Lindsay Lohan has taken time out from designing headscarves and donating energy drinks to Syrian refugees to a promote a new project: a Punk’d-esque social media prank show. Called The Anti-Social Network — which definitely is the name of an old episode of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, NBD — the show will find Lohan hijacking people’s social media and challenging them to dares to win cash prizes. A preview video is circulating on the Net, but with no specs on when or where to watch because it’s still being shopped to networks. If there are two things Millennials love, it’s rebooting stuff from the late 1990s/early 2000s and making big announcements on social media waaay before it’s appropriate. Lindsay Lohan is the voice of this generation.

THURSDAY MARCH 23

Donald Trump isn’t exactly the most relatable of U.S. presidents, but he did reveal to the world Thursday that, like most red-blooded American boys, Donnie loves him some trucks. He invited folks from the American Trucking Association to the White House this week as an excuse to get behind the wheel of a big rig and, hence, grace us with some meme-ready photos of him pretending to drive and flexing behind the wheel. It was the happiest the man has looked since before he got banned from

the Miss Teen USA dressing rooms. We’re talking Bill Clinton watching balloonslevel excitement. He even wore a cute “I <3 Trucks” pin for the rest of the day. Seriously, get you a man that looks at you the way Trump looks at trucks. Trump in a semi is the alt-right Biden with ice cream cones.

FRIDAY MARCH 24

Planning a weekend getaway any time soon? Well, cancel that trip and just stay home because Travel + Leisure says it doesn’t get much better than Cincinnati. The travel mag named the Queen City one of the 50 best places to travel in 2017 late last year and this week detailed a three-day weekend guide for visitors. It featured what have become the usual suspects, including museums, Holtman’s and Findlay Market, plus some newer attractions like the streetcar, Maplewood Kitchen and Bar and Cincy Red Bike. It’s a jam-packed weekend plan. The only thing missing is an OTR dinner wait contingency plan in which the visitor regrettably settles for Skyline.

SATURDAY MARCH 25

R.I.P. Party in the Park (1976-2016). The weekly summer happy hour — rebranded as 5:13 Cincy last year (apparently?) — and source of many an Enquirer photo gallery is no more. P in the P (was this not an option in the rebranding process?) had a place in all

stages of life. As a kid, it was a rare opportunity to play outside downtown while your parents got low-key drunk. In high school it was the place where you could try to get cool adults to buy you beers, and if that didn’t work you always had that water bottle of vodka in your backpack. It’s a YP mecca and the last place outside of weddings where old ladies still like to get down to a cover band. While drinking. Basically it was a big booze fest at any given time, OK? Pour out an $8 Bud Light for Party in the Park.

SUNDAY MARCH 26

Are leggings pants? The Spandex saga wades on. Two teenagers were stopped from boarding a United Airlines flight this weekend, and another young girl was forced to cover her leggings with a dress, all because the gate attendant deemed their attire — leggings — inappropriate. Apparently “pass travelers,” relatives of United employees who get to fly for free, must adhere to a stricter dress code than the rest of us. And let’s be honest: Air travel isn’t the fancy once-in-a-lifetime experience it used to be. Comfort (i.e. lack of zippers) is a top priority. Surely stretch pants are not the most egregious article of clothing to be worn on a plane. They make onesies in adult sizes, for crying out loud. Yet another reason why we always travel by car, where no one knows you’re pantless.

MONDAY MARCH 27

Injecting a tiny drop of gay flavor into 1990s remakes is all the rage right now. First, Beauty and the Beast’s LeFou and now Trini, the Yellow Power Ranger. Both movies feature blink-and-you’ll-miss-it scenes that allude to the character’s sexuality. And while these representations have been subtle, the reactions to them have not. Russia gave Beauty and the Beast a 16+ (minimum age) rating and slapped the new Power Rangers movie with its highest rating (18+) due to gayness. On one hand it’s great to incorporate more diverse movie characters in all ways, and on the other hand it’s always fun to piss off Russia. Just wait ’til our line of LGBTQ pogs hits the international market.

TUESDAY MARCH 28

In quite possibly the most damaging example of fake news, Graeter’s Oreos are not a thing, contrary to a photo of black raspberry chocolate chip-flavored Oreos that circulated this week. An Instagram account called @thejunkfoodaisle posts photos of real snack food finds and photoshopped fantasy treats, and unfortunately the Graeter’s cookies fall in the latter category. The local ice cream giant responded with a recipe to create your own BRCC Oreos. Will Facebook ever get a handle on this treacherous fake news?! CONTACT T.C. BRITTON: letters@ citybeat.com

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The origin of the fruit snack as we know it today is a very hot topic within intellectual circles. Some say the modern fruit snack drew its origin when the infinitely intelligent and omnipresent Betty Crocker designed the Fruit Roll-up in 1983. Others speculate that it happened many decades earlier when the German candy maker Haribo introduced Gummy Bears, which were inspired by company founder Hans Riegel, Sr.’s experimentation with LSD. Whatever your take on this matter, we can all agree that fruit snacks have experienced quite an interesting journey since their humble beginnings. For many, the first memory of enjoying fruit snacks came at the elementary school lunch table. In many ways, the fruit snack one munched on correlated directly to one’s particular position in the social/economic strata. Less fortunate snackers shyly munched on Sunkist Fun Fruit or Welch’s Fruit Gems, while the flashy and more flamboyant popped Shark Bites or Ninja Turtle snacks. The irony when examining this perceived hierarchy of congealed fruit edibles is that often the “lower strata” snack that lacked the

panache of sexier cartoon-branded snack products had much less sugar, usually a cleaner mouth-feel and required less pocket warming before consumption. Many recall winter months when Shark Bites or Snoopy-branded snacks would require 20-30 minutes’ warming time in the back pocket before lunchtime in order to optimize texture. Some call the late 20th to early 21st century the second renaissance of the fruit snack category because of notable improvements in manufacturing, product development and branding. Gushers burst on the scene in 1991 and by 2003 had seen its market share more than quadruple. In 2004, Gushers was a principal sponsor of the Super Bowl. Its innovation of injecting goo directly into the center of the gusher gave the product a distinct advantage over products that had a hard, dry mouth-feel or required pocket warming. Many consumers would cut all of the gushers from an entire box into a cross section and collect the liquid material in a glass in order to enjoy the goo separately from the fruit snack at their discretion.

Not surprisingly, the most recent significant innovation in product development comes from Betty Crocker, who last year wowed the fruit snack nation with its introduction of Trolls fruit-flavored snacks. Even with no artificial flavors or colors Crocker has somehow managed to capture the fruit snack profile trinity of smooth texture, sweet fruit flavor and market-correct branding that has eluded the industry in the past. The proof is right there on the supermarket shelves. In my last four trips to buy Trolls fruit snacks, I’ve come up empty — it seems that in this case Betty Crocker’s only misstep was underestimating market demand. Industry insiders have been uncharacteristically tight-lipped about upcoming fruit snack releases, with many pointing to the March 31 release of director Tom McGrath’s animated film The Boss Baby as the next possible major product launch date. Shoppers, snack historians and insiders alike will be keeping their eyes glued to supermarket snack shelves for what is sure to be an exciting upcoming chapter of fruit snack history.

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Trump’s America: Feelings over Reason By Ben L. Kaufman

growing economic inequality, Republican suppression of minority voting, assaults on environmental and workplace regulations, etc. You can read or hear about them every day, but what are news media arguing about? White House advisor Kellyanne Conway’s “alternative facts.” It’s the perfect deflection. Her assertions are not facts of any kind, but the expression is so embedded in our political lexicon that it no longer requires quote marks around it. Reporters who call attention to her fantasies, alternative facts and lies are dismissed as purveyors of “false news.”

Sarah Palin gave us “lamestream” news media. You betcha it stuck. New York reporters knew and loathed Trump for years. Other reporters got a bitter taste of Trump’s contempt when he cordoned them away from supporters at his campaign events. After inauguration, press secretary Sean Spicer and Trump abused reporters to their faces, confident this would go down well among their supporters. Spicer reinforced reporters’ anxieties when he began to favor rightwing journalists at press conferences and refused to include most major news media from one of his official briefings.

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“Trump’s Ministry of Truth spreads disinformation, fraudulent claims and what the Soviets called Agitprop, the mixture of agitation and propaganda.” Now, news media argue over whether to even use “false news” and “false facts.” If they’re facts or news, they’re not false; if they’re false, they’re not news. Tell that to the vast majority of Americans who do not read newspapers but who rely on Facebook as their primary news source. So when news media plead that Americans must know what our government is doing, we are dismissed as self-serving. When we flinch and absorb these hits to our integrity, we become grumbling accomplices in a slow, agonizing demise. The attack is accelerating, led by the president and sustained by the fearmongering Ministry of Truth and rightwing talk radio, aided and abetted now by conservative and alt-right websites. I trace the worst of this back to the Contract with America when Newt Gingrich and fellow Republicans mounted their relentless partisan campaign to delegitimize traditional news media. They too set the narrative. Fact-based reporting became “mainstream” news media whose contents threatened the virtue of real Americans. It was a warning to the faithful: read/ listen at your peril. If that wasn’t dismissive enough,

And it was no surprise when Rex Tillerson, the secretary of state, excluded working press during his first visit to China. “I’m not a big media press access person,” the former head of global ExxonMobil said. The sole reporter he included represented the conservative Independent Journal Review, a website the Guardian said was partly owned by a top advisor to Vice President Mike Pence. Pollsters tell us that Americans increasingly are embracing the GOP’s dystopian dream of Trump’s Ministry of Truth versus adversarial journalists. What scares me is the likelihood that many Trump supporters will continue to embrace whatever the Ministry of Truth tells them; they believe Trump despite abundant verifiable evidence to the contrary. The Ministry of Truth knows this. It never relents; journalists are false, fake and dishonest, the Enemy of the American People. After all, they’re calling the president a liar. CONTACT BEN L. KAUFMAN: letters@ citybeat.com

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Republicans, now aided by Donald Trump, have backed traditional news media into a corner. The New York Times, Washington Post and CNN are counter-punching with undiminished vigor, but it’s a no-win for fact-based reporting. Local news media suffer by association with the increasingly reviled national news media as critics embrace Trump’s fact-free world. From the Oval Office to local buffets and unemployment lines, it’s as if Daniel Patrick Moynihan never uttered his nowfamous epigram, “Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not to his own facts.” For residents of GOP/Trump America, feelings count for more than reason, science is bunk and so-called alternative facts define reality. It’s a toxic environment for news media dedicated to verifiable facts. And we’re enablers. Too many news media gave Trump an uncritical pass during the primaries because his outlandish outbursts made entertaining news. Sowing fear and giving discontents a megaphone was a winning strategy and one with which Trump and his handlers were familiar. That’s why we’re still in a corner, trying to explain ourselves to neighbors who’ll never believe us even if they happen to read or hear us. Everything we say is filtered through their passionate, if illinformed beliefs. Meanwhile, Trump’s Ministry of Truth spreads disinformation, fraudulent claims and what the Soviets called Agitprop, the mixture of agitation and propaganda. Not that long ago, news media set local and national agendas. We didn’t tell people what to think; instead, our best reporting suggested what to think about. You may have hated the jingle “I read it in the Enquirer,” but that ear worm represented prevailing confidence in the news media. That confidence reflected a consensus on the need for a common body of accurate information from which we could argue over public policy. That archaic concept is dead, buried with the trust once enjoyed by the news media. Today, we reveal our politics by whom we quote: Fox News or Breitbart, NPR or New York Times. This corrosive problem erupted during the primaries when news media allowed Trump to define the narrative. We’re still talking about what he wants us to talk about. Americans have wars in Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria and Yemen. Americans have

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Trump policy proposals could cut deeply into affordable housing funds just as Cincinnati needs them most By NICK SWARTSELL

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which subsidizes rents paid to private landlords for thousands of people in the city. Beyond those cuts, other Trump policy proposals are already having unintended, but potentially enormous, consequences. A promise to cut the corporate tax rate to 15 percent — down from a statutory rate of about 35 percent — has created uncertainty around the main mechanism for developing affordable housing in Cincinnati. Called the Low-Income Housing Tax Credit, or LIHTC, a decades-old program awards credits to nonprofits and developers looking to make new affordable housing or to rehab old buildings for that purpose. Affordable housing providers then use those credits to attract investors, who are able to take advantage of the tax breaks over what is usually a 30-year period. Adams’ apartment in the Anna Louise Inn is a direct result of those credits. The women’s shelter was originally downtown but moved to a new location in 2015 after a protracted fight with insurance company Western & Southern, which is converting the Inn’s original site into a luxury hotel. The new location in Mount Auburn was heavily funded using LIHTC. “Without the low-income tax credits, this building wouldn’t be here, plain and simple,” says Cincinnati Union Bethel Chief

Seventy percent of the funding for the Anna Louise Inn in Mount Auburn came from federal Low Income Housing Tax Credits, which have seen devaluation after Trump tax cut proposals. Financial Officer Chad Nieter, who says the credits funded about 70 percent of the building’s construction. “We’ve applied for other low-income tax credits for other projects this year. It’s very important funding for low-income projects here in the city and around the country.” But uncertainty around corporate tax rates means potential investors aren’t willing to pay as much for the credits these days, putting future projects that could bring more affordable housing to Cincinnati in jeopardy. The Ohio Housing Finance Agency administers the federal funds in this state, using a rigorous application process to determine which projects are awarded the credits. Incoming OHFA Executive Director Sean Thomas says instability around corporate tax rates has meant a 5 to 15 percent loss in value for LIHTC. That’s translated into funding gaps between $500,000 to $1.5 million for projects in the state. “Investors of the credits have either put a hold on their commitments or renegotiated their existing commitments for projects that have not closed on their financing,” Thomas says. “A lower corporate tax rate may reduce the value of the credit, and therefore, investors are trying to plan accordingly.”

Locally, four projects awarded LIHTC credits last year lost about $380,000 due to the credits’ devaluation. Those included two projects in Over-the-Rhine by Overthe-Rhine Community Housing, one in Avondale by The Community Builders and another in Bond Hill by Gardner Capital Development. OHFA stepped in with that money, pulling it from 2017 credits. The agency did so for some 35 projects across the state on March 9 to the tune of more than $3 million. The hope, the agency says, is that the market will stabilize by next year. But the current valuations mean that five to seven fewer projects will receive funds next year, resulting in 200-500 fewer affordable housing units across the state. There could be a partial solution on the way — legislation in the U.S. Senate that would boost funding for LIHTC by 50 percent starting next year. That bill, co-sponsored by U.S. Sens. Rob Portman, a Republican from Ohio, and Cory Booker, a New Jersey Democrat, has bipartisan support. But the legislation, which also includes a number of other administrative CONTINUES ON PAGE 11

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or five years, Ann Adams’ family knew her whereabouts only intermittently as she drifted through a life she now barely remembers, battling addiction and sleeping in abandoned buildings or wherever else she could find to lay her head. A long-ago felony conviction and a recent shoulder surgery make finding work difficult for Adams, and her tidy, comfortable subsidized apartment at the Anna Louise Inn is vital to her recovery and continued sobriety, she says. These days, her two grown daughters come to visit regularly and stay over on occasion. “I couldn’t find a place to live, so I spiraled and stayed homeless for a long time,” Adams says. “This takes a lot of burden off of me, and it took a lot of burden off my family. My daughters got tired of watching the news, hearing about the police finding bodies. They’re happy that I’m here. It’s really become my home.” Adams’ quest for stability isn’t the only story about need for affordable housing in Cincinnati, of course. An increasing number of people from many walks of life — from working families to seniors to young people just out of school — find themselves struggling to pay the rent, which averages $863 a month in Greater Cincinnati. But as need grows, proposed policies by President Donald Trump could mean less housing for low-income people here and across the country. At least 40,000 more units of affordable housing are needed in the Greater Cincinnati area, according to a recent study by the Xavier University’s Community Building Institute and the local chapter of Local Initiatives Support Corporation, a nonprofit that works to improved distressed communities. While rents in Hamilton County rose by 46 percent between 2000 and 2014, incomes rose only 19 percent. Federal standards say no more than 30 percent of a household’s income should go toward rent. The Xavier study, however, found that half of Hamilton County renters pay more than that. And one in four renters are severely cost burdened, paying more than 50 percent of their income to rent. Similar shortages in affordable housing have hit cities across the country hard over the last decade. Despites this, Trump has proposed eliminating the Interagency Council on Homelessness, which helps coordinate federal housing efforts ,and promised more than $6 billion in cuts to the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development. Those cuts look likely to take a chunk out of programs like Section 8,

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Cameo Nightclub will close March 31 after the Cincinnati bar was the scene of the nation’s largest mass shooting so far this year. One person was killed and 16 wounded after gunfire erupted early March 26 at the club in the city’s East End. Law enforcement officials say they think an argument sparked the shooting, which they believe involved multiple gunmen. Club manager Julian Rogers voluntarily surrendered the club’s liquor license March 27 following the shooting and says the club was due to close by May 31 anyway by request of the building’s owner, who is selling the property. State law enforcement agents handed down several citations in relation to conditions at the club following the incident, including some for marijuana on the premises. Another shooting happened at the club on New Year’s Day in 2015, and a person was shot in the club’s parking lot in September of that year. Police say they’re still looking for tips about the identity of the shooter in the most recent incident. “I want to continue to encourage people to call and come forward,” Cincinnati Police Chief Eliot Isaac said at a March 27 Cincinnati City Council Law and Public Safety Committee meeting. “There’s still much work to be done. I can say the investigation is still progressing. There are a number of things we’re still trying to work out.” More than 200 people were in the cavernous club when the shots rang out around 1:30 a.m. Police have identified O’Bryan Spikes, 27, as the sole fatality. Ohio Gov. John Kasich responded to the shootings with a phone call to city officials offering state help with the ongoing investigation. Mayor John Cranley called the shootings “heinous, horrific acts.” “Seventeen people shot for going out to have a good time — that’s totally unacceptable,” Cranley said March 27. “We’re lucky we didn’t have more casualties than we did. I think that’s a call for us to try and figure out how to get the guns off the streets.” At a March 27 City Council meeting, Councilwoman and mayoral candidate Yvette Simpson called the Cameo shooting tragic and said it points to larger issues around violence in the city’s neighborhoods that need to be addressed. “There are communities in our city where this kind of violence is commonplace,” she said. “You take that and put it in a closed environment and innocent people get caught in the crossfire. We’ve got to have a bigger, real conversation about the lack of safety in our communities. They may not

be places that the majority of the people in our city ever touch, but people live in those places every day.” (Nick Swartsell)

Hamilton County Gaining Population After Decades of Flight For the first time since 1970, Hamilton County is headed toward finishing a decade with an increase in population. That was the word last week from the U.S. Census Bureau. Its latest annual estimate put 809,099 people in Hamilton County in 2016. That’s only a 0.8 percent increase since 2010, but considering that Cincinnati’s home county was losing population for four to five decades, any increase is good news. Hamilton County Auditor Dusty Rhodes said he will reserve judgment until the next official Census count is taken in 2020. “However,” he says, “I’m encouraged by the reported slight uptick considering that property taxes and sewer rates here are quite high. Compared to some other large counties which were the biggest population losers, like Chicago, Detroit and the independent city of Baltimore, we look good. For example, Cook County, Ill., had the largest population loss of any county in the country, down 66,000 from 2015 to 2016.” With the exception of Dearborn County, Ind., all of Hamilton’s surrounding counties continued to grow in population. The metropolitan region as a whole grew 2.4 percent to 2.17 million from 2010 to 2016. Hamilton County’s population remains lower than what it was in 1960. Over the following 50 years, people fled the county in favor of the mushrooming suburbs, where fields were bulldozed into subdivisions and shopping centers. The headcount in Hamilton County bottomed out at 800,621 in 2011 but has been growing ever since. “Part of the growth in Hamilton County could be that young people are not as interested in living in the suburbs,” says Fritz Casey-Leininger, an associate history professor and chairman of the University of Cincinnati History in the City Initiative. “Based on the news reports I read, younger people are less inclined to drive cars and get driver’s licenses and more inclined to use public transportation. They’re also fine with living in racially diverse neighborhoods than they were 20, 30, 40 or 50 years ago.” Perhaps the big news on the population front in Ohio is that Franklin County (Columbus) is now bigger than Cuyahoga County (Cleveland). According to the new Census estimates, Franklin County has 1,264,518 people, compared with Cuyahoga’s 1,249,352. That flip-flop came CONTINUES ON PAGE 11

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fixes to the LIHTC program, faces an uncertain path through Congress. A similar bill in the staunchly conservative House doesn’t boost funding, but instead simply makes long-needed adjustments to the way the program is administered. OHFA Legislative Affairs Director Guy Ford says the program’s nature — which involves federal, state and private collaboration — makes it appealing to liberals and conservatives alike. “It really is a bipartisan issue,” Ford says. “When Republicans (see something like the Anna Louise Inn) and see the results of the program, they understand it’s a great program.” That appeal gives the Senate bill a fighting chance in a very divisive Congress. But Ford points out that the bill was drawn up before the credits began to devalue. “The increase in resources (the Senate) bill proposes would be very helpful,” he says. “But it will be less better than it could be, so to speak.”

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about from an 8.7 percent population gain in Franklin County from 2010 to 2016 as Cuyahoga County lost 2.4 percent.

There are other efforts on the way to combat the growing gap between available housing and what Greater Cincinnati residents can afford. Columbus-based Huntington Bank recently announced it would invest $17 million in tax credit-based affordable housing development in Greater Cincinnati this year and next. And the city is taking its own steps toward better housing affordability. Cincinnati Vice Mayor David Mann says city officials are working on ways to provide more local funds for affordable housing, including money for a potential eventual housing trust fund. Mann says that effort should be rolled out soon. “The way these (cost-burdened) families are paying the rent is by shortchanging the family of food and other necessities,” Mann says. “We’re learning that when children grow up in the trauma that is being in the midst of family crises presented by the lack of affordable housing, it has life-long impacts.” ©

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ART: Artist Cedric Michael Cox blends his abstract oeuvre with classic art in COLOR+RHYTHM at the Taft Museum of Art. See feature on page 16. ATTRACTION: MANDELA: THE JOURNEY TO UBUNTU See the life of Nelson Mandela through the camera lens of Matthew Willman in the National Underground Railroad Freedom Center’s Mandela: The Journey to Ubuntu. From humble beginnings, Willman’s work follows Mandela’s path as he grew from a young South African boy to a man prepared to die in the name of equality, justice and freedom. From Mvezo Village to Johannesburg to Robben Island, the exhibition provides a platform for visitors to share in the values richly present in Mandela’s life and the role they play in overcoming today’s challenges in society. Through Aug. 20. Admission is $5 with general admission. National Underground Railroad Freedom Center, 50 E. Freedom Way, Downtown, freedomcenter.org. — LAUREN MORETTO

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ONSTAGE: A RAISIN IN THE SUN at Cincy Shakes is a revelation. See review on page 18. ONSTAGE: Coming-of-age tale ALL THE ROADS HOME premieres at the Playhouse in the Park. See Curtain Call on page 17.

EVENT: BEST OF CINCINNATI PARTY It’s a big year for CityBeat’s Best of Cincinnati: The issue turns 21 when it hits stands on Wednesday, and we’re raising a glass to some of the best people, places and things in the city as selected by readers and staff. This year, our annual Best of Cincinnati party is taking over all three floors of The Phoenix for exploration and tastings from more than 30 local food and drink vendors. Indulge in samples from the likes of A Tavola, Queen City Radio and Keystone Bar & Grill; grab sweets from Holtman’s, Macaron Bar and The BonBonerie; and sip on wine from Old 502 Winery, whiskey from New Riff Distilling, a specialty cocktail from Sundry & Vice and beer from Goose Island, Stella Artois and Devils Backbone. Purchase a swag bag for a chance at discovering a Golden Ticket inside; prizes include tickets to Bunbury Music Festival, concerts at Riverbend Music Center, cooking classes at Macaron Bar and so much more. 6-9 p.m. Wednesday. $40 general admission; $45 with swag bag. The Phoenix, 812 Race St., Downtown, citybeat.com/best-of. — EMILY BEGLEY

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MUSIC: THE STRAY BIRDS bring a Folk/Bluegrass/Pop blend to Live! at the Ludlow Garage. See Sound Advice on page 28.

EVENT: ART AFTER DARK: THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS Art After Dark returns to the Cincinnati Art Museum Friday with the enchanting theme “Through the Looking Glass ” — a play on the new special exhibit Tiffany Glass: Painting with Color and Light. Centered on glass paintings from Louis C. Tiffany, the exhibit explores light and color through intricate patterns and textures

found in his windows and lamps. Guests can preview the exhibit (which opens Saturday), enjoy specialty cocktails, listen to live music from Us, Today and check out a lighted hula hoop performance from the Cincinnati Circus Company throughout the night. 5-9 p.m. Friday. Free admission. Cincinnati Art Museum, 953 Eden Park Drive, Mount Adams, cincinnatiartmuseum.org. — CHRISTINA DROBNEY ONSTAGE: DISENCHANTED If you’ve grown weary of the fairy tale princess overload that seems to be unstoppable these days — latest evidence: the live-action cinematic Beauty and the Beast — The Carnegie in Covington has an antidote for you. Poisoned apples, glass slippers and handsome princes are out the window.

Instead, Snow White, Cinderella, Rapunzel, Sleeping Beauty and yes, even Belle, come together for a musical evening of irreverent humor and snarky snipes. The New York Times called this show — an award winner at the Orlando International Fringe Festival — “a girls’-night-out rebellion.” Leave the kids at home and have a great time. Through April 9. $28; $25 members; $21 students. The Carnegie, 1028 Scott St., Covington, Ky., thecarnegie.com. — RICK PENDER LECTURE: DIALOGUES WITH ARTISTS AT THE CINCINNATI ART MUSEUM In the Cincinnati Art Museum’s Mary R. Schiff Library, artists Radha Lakshmi and Molly Donnermeyer will show examples of CONTINUES ON PAGE 14

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MUSIC: HAYSEED DIXIE Hayseed Dixie came together in Tennessee 17 years ago when, according to legend (and the band’s Facebook bio), an epiphany struck the musicians: “It became suddenly obvious to the boys that the ‘Lost Highway’ of Hank Williams and the ‘Highway To Hell’ of AC/DC were the same damned road.” Pioneers of “Rockgrass” — a Bluegrass and Rock mix — the group laid out its manifesto in 2001 with its debut, A Hillbilly Tribute to AC/DC. Obviously there’s a lot of humor at work when it comes to Hayseed Dixie, but if the group was just a jokey novelty band, there’s no way it would have endured this long, playing regular show dates all over the world. The band’s fast and furious takes on tunes by KISS, Queen, The Who and Van Halen (and even less expected covers of songs by the likes of Outkast and Scissor Sisters) have showed deft chops from the start. The group’s latest release is due April 14; Free Your Mind and Your Grass Will Follow includes Rockgrass versions of R&B/Soul classics by artists like Marvin Gaye, The Temptations, The O’Jays and Sam Cooke. 8 p.m. Thursday. $18; $20 day of show. The Southgate House Revival, 111

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ART: PRESENT COMPANY FEATURING PHOTOGRAPHS BY MERRILEE LUKE-EBBELER AT 1305 GALLERY 1305 Gallery in Over-the-Rhine will host an exhibition of photographs by Cincinnatibased photographer Merrilee Luke-Ebbeler. Curated and sequenced by teacher, curator, picture editor and fine art documentary photographer James Friedman, the show will feature Luke-Ebbeler’s typical documentary-style black-and-white photos and “reflect Merrilee’s characteristic skillfulness, but also show a new empathy and emotional core,” Friedman says. Opening reception 6-10 p.m. Friday. Through April 23. Free admission. 1305 Gallery, 1305 Main Street, Over-theRhine, facebook.com/1305gallery. — MARIA SEDA-REEDER

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their artwork and respond to the question, “Why do you make art and how does this determine your connection to your audience?” Lakshmi has exhibited and taught workshops internationally that incorporate mandala art, design and mindfulness meditation, while Donnermeyer’s work in photography has expanded into drawing, sculpture and found-object installations. Coming from different backgrounds, both Cincinnati-based artists explore femininity, folklore and the place of rituals in everyday life. 7-8 p.m. Friday. Free admission. Cincinnati Art Museum, 953 Eden Park Drive, Mount Adams, cincinnatiartmuseum.org. — MARIA SEDA-REEDER EVENT: WASHINGTON PLATFORM OYSTER FESTIVAL Oysters are like a fine wine or a full-bodied coffee — their taste varies widely based on their provenance or location of origin. Serving up a cacophony of Chesapeake Bay oysters, Washington Platform kicks off their 31st-annual Oyster Festival on Friday, boasting a menu of more than 40 items including Oyster Peckers, “Big Easy” Oysters, Oysters Giovanese and the Platform’s famous fresh-shucked oysters on the half shell. Through May 13. Prices vary.

Washington Platform Saloon & Restaurant, 1000 Elm St., Downtown, washingtonplatform.com. — MONROE TROMBLY ART: DE-NARRATION CLOSING RECEPTION AT IRL GALLERY The end is here for IRL Gallery’s De-narration, a clever little show in which Ian Anderson, David Corns, Danielle Ezzo and Justin Hodges explore “the process whereby one’s life stops feeling like a story,” or at least a story of our choosing. Is uniqueness headed for obsolescence? On one wall, the models in stock photos become repetitious blurs. In the center of the room, bags of ramen noodles sit atop cinder blocks, representing all that’s left. As globalization and the Information Age connect people but strip away personality, will we just move haphazardly through barren spaces, like the show’s motorized mini boulder? Head in while you still can. Closing reception 7-9 p.m. Friday. Free. IRL Gallery, 1319 Main St., Over-the-Rhine, irl.gallery. — KATHY SCHWARTZ

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SPORTS: FINDLAY MARKET OPENING DAY PARADE Clock out early and head downtown Monday for Cincinnati’s favorite unofficial holiday. The festivities officially begin with Findlay Market’s 98th Opening Day Parade, led by Grand Marshal and Reds Hall of Famer Sean Casey. The procession includes nearly 200 businesses and organizations, which will turn the streets of Cincinnati red with eclectic costumes, floats, streamers, balloons and flags. The parade steps off in front of Findlay Market and continues straight down Race Street all the way to Fifth before heading east to Taft Theatre. Fountain Square is one of the best places to watch in the city; in addition to providing a great vantage point, Give Back Cincinnati also hosts Rally on the Square (10 a.m.-6 p.m.), an Opening Day fundraiser complete with pours from MadTree Brewing. Just make sure to make your way to the ballpark by 4:10 p.m., when the Reds face off against the Philadelphia Phillies. Parade begins noon Monday. Free. Route begins at Findlay Market, 1801 Race St., Over-the-Rhine, findlaymarketparade.com. — EMILY BEGLEY

ATTRACTION: ZOO BLOOMS It’s a petal-palooza! Witness the Cincinnati Zoo & Botanical Garden become the Cincinnati Botanical Garden & Zoo during Zoo Blooms. As one of only two accredited botanical gardens in Ohio, the zoo’s tulip display — one of the largest in the nation — is sure to fill your day with explosive color. Just a taste of what you’ll see: tulips, more than a million daffodils, and flowering trees. What better way to mark your debut into spring than in a sea of blooms? For added fun, stop by the garden for Tunes

& Blooms, a free after-hours concert series set every Thursday evening in April. Through April 30. $17 adults; $12 children online. Cincinnati Zoo & Botanical Garden, 3400 Vine St., Avondale, cincinnatizoo.org. — LAUREN MORETTO

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MUSIC: Singer/songwriter/actor/composer/producer Rob Kolar brings his Glam/Pop/New Wave mash-up KOLARS (featuring his wife) to MOTR Pub. See Sound Advice on page 29.

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n his 11-piece show at the Taft Museum of Art, Cedric Michael Cox has given new life to a 17th-century Dutch still life, as well as to his own abstract oeuvre. “Dutch and Chinese Impressions” is the last painting Cox created for Color+ Rhythm, and it’s the one that most wondrously brings the past into the present. He doesn’t merely appropriate images found in the Taft’s permanent collection — he takes ownership. Cox has plucked irises and tulips painted by Balthasar van der Ast in the mid-1600s, added lotus blossoms from a Qing dynasty vase and arranged them in a fresh bouquet with his signature curvilinear designs that dance across the canvas. There’s little “still” about this new still life. All of Cox’s acrylic works in the intimate Sinton Gallery shimmer with vibrant jewel tones, but this piece with a golden backdrop glows. It’s a treasure that Cox knew was within his artistic reach ever since the early fall, when he began hunting through the Taft for inspiration. Assistant curator Tamera Muente, who tapped Cox for Color+Rhythm, acknowledges that the Taft is often perceived as “a static old house with art by dead artists.” However, Cox — known for blending cityscapes, nature’s forms and a sense of melodic movement in a Cubist style that he calls “architectonic” — believes he’s found the muse for future paintings. “This was a joy,” he says. Since 2009, the museum has invited a local artist to create an exhibit that responds to the Taft’s collection of European Old Masters, 19th-century American paintings, Chinese porcelains, French enamels, sculpture, watches and furniture, plus the museum grounds and décor. Past artists include Emil Robinson, Kristine Donnelly, Katie Parker and Guy Michael Davis, Matthew Albritton, Celene Hawkins and Jonathan Queen. The series is a nod to former residents Charles and Anna Taft and Nicholas Longworth, who invited Cincinnati artists such as Robert S. Duncanson and Hiram Powers into the 1820 mansion. Cox made multiple visits, first examining bowls, wall colors and diamond patterns in the carpeting and drapes. “I was frightened,” he says. “I didn’t want to make (the exhibit) just a playground of color based around forms that are already pre-drawn in my plethora of architectonic Cubist imagery.” He chose to take his art to another level by stepping outside his genres and looking closely at other artists’ compositional structures. Muente was surprised that a painter took an interest in the museum’s enamels

Cedric Michael Cox with his “Dutch and Chinese Impressions,” part of his Taft exhibition and ceramics. Cox used the florals on another Qing vase as inspiration for trees in “Duncanson Delight,” one of two semiabstract landscapes in which he cranks up the oranges and purples found in the original 1850s Duncanson murals. “Duncanson Delight” was Muente’s favorite painting until Cox challenged himself further by taking on the aforementioned van der Ast’s still life. “He’s looking at the painting in our collection that is probably the most hyper-realistic painting that we have,” she says. “Being able to take that and combine it with the abstract forms and make it flow seamlessly — it’s just so skillfully done, and so beautiful.” Cox pushed himself to bring more figurative elements into his paintings. In “Frolic in the Forest No. 2,” his take on a sophisticated 19th-century garden party, modern women twist and glide among abstract trees as if in Cirque du Soleil. “That’s the one where I really felt confident in what I was doing,” Cox says. Muente says that when she saw stacks of realistic line drawings during visits to Cox’s studio, she knew he was preparing something different and unexpected. Muente, who had followed Cox since he attended the University of Cincinnati in the late 1990s, approached him at a time when

he was open to studying other artists in greater depth in order to refresh his work. He was already dissecting the Cubist paintings of Juan Gris. “Works of art have always inspired me to appropriate them in my own way. But there have only been a few times where I actually used the compositional elements of an artist,” Cox says. “So this was a perfect time for me to step out of the box of the lyrical Cubism, architectonic kind of stuff — still do it, but put a twist on it.” This isn’t the first time that the Taft triggered a change in Cox’s style. In 2011, he spoke at the museum during the George Inness in Italy show. Inness’ landscapes had inspired Cox to do a body of work based on the artist’s atmospheres. “It was a period in my career where I was very tongue-in-cheek about, ‘What I am doing? Am I becoming a parody of myself?’ ” Cox says. His dense urban cityscapes in the manner of Paul Klee had led to solo shows at the Contemporary Arts Center, The Carnegie and Weston Art Gallery in 2009 and 2010. “I knew I had to make a shift. I was fighting, fighting for that creative spirit,” he says. Seeing Cox connect with one 19th-century painter led Muente to think he’d be up

for exploring all of the Taft’s collection. Cox identifies four stages in his career: large abstract drawings, architectonic imagery, the Inness-influenced work and his current phase, which he describes as revitalizing his Cubist format and creating a better sense of depth between organic and linear forms. “Now I can look at so much other stuff and look at my drawings and say, ‘No, my drawing is now the background. Let’s see how this other new world I haven’t tried before flows through,’ ” he says. Finding these options is liberating, he adds. Cox is one of Cincinnati’s busiest arts ambassadors, teaching at Saint Francis Seraph School, serving as artist-in-residence at Woodford Paideia Academy and Chase Elementary School and creating murals throughout the city. This exhibit keeps his creative juices flowing. “The next tree, landscape, figurative piece I do, I’ll definitely look at these pieces and how I did them as a way of taking it to the next level,” he says. “I think this show marks a beginning in my career to embrace any and all possibilities.” COLOR+RHYTHM runs through June 25 at the Taft Museum of Art. More info: taftmuseum.org.

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L ast ye ar, Cit yBeat ’s Best of Cincinnati issue turned 20. That’s two decades of recognizing the best people, places, organizations and things happening in our treasured river town — as voted on by readers and pontificated upon by our intrepid team of Cincy-loving staffers. While turning 20 was a big deal, turning 21 is more fun: It means we’re finally old enough to drink at another alt-leaning local mainstay, The Comet, Northside’s Rock & Roll burrito bar (featured on page 11) — which just so happens to also be commemorating two decades this year. Plenty has changed since we launched this project back in 1996, but much has stayed the same. Local creatives are still pushing against our lessening yet ever-present conservative cultural backdrop. Art and cultural institutions, restaurants and retail options continue to make Cincinnati a true gem among its peer cities. And our neighborhoods are changing in dynamic, if often complicated, ways. One thing that hasn’t changed is the format of this humble collection of Cincinnati highlights: a combination of reader picks and staff favorites. Our high-tech readers’ poll is more engaging than ever (mobile access > mail-in ballots), and the hip city we’ve become has made writing up hundreds of staff-chosen picks easier than ever. As we unveil the winners of this year’s readers’ poll and offer up our takes on the best of the past year, we’ll also reflect on the aforementioned Northside bar The Comet, whose staying power can be traced at least in part to the fact that it has barely changed over the years. We also look back on a busy year for acclaimed chef Jean-Robert de Cavel, who has been here since the early 1990s and just opened three eateries in 2016. And we point your attention to the quaint town of Rabbit Hash, established in 1847, whose century-old General Store has been remade after a crippling fire — into exactly what it was before. Becoming a sage adult, we’ve seen the ebbs and flows of the city and rallied behind its people, history, businesses and causes. In this year’s 164-page Best of Cincinnati issue — our biggest yet — we hope you enjoy reflecting on both where Cincinnati has been and where it is going. — DANN Y CROSS AND MA I J A Z UMMO , PRO J ECT ED I TORS 2 017 B ES T O F CIN CINN AT I 9

Northside’s ‘Living Room’ Burritos, music and a decidedly free spirit have made The Comet endure for two decades Photo: Hailey Bollinger

BY JASON GARGANO

Cincinnati has changed a lot since 1996. Sure, the Bengals and Reds haven’t won a playoff game or series, respectfully, over that period, and Charlie Winburn is somehow still on City Council. But the city’s core — from Northside to Over-the-Rhine to the riverfront — has never been more vibrant. New and unique businesses and cultural enterprises pop up every day. We’ve even finally introduced something every progressive city needs: enhanced public transit. That’s not to say there haven’t been a few mainstays over that period, local touchstones that have stood the test of time. Enter The Comet. The Northside night spot has changed little in the two decades since owner and operator Dave Cunningham opened its eclectic doors on Hamilton Avenue in 1996, and that’s exactly what has made it such an enduring and vital meeting place for certain kinds of Cincinnatians — from artists and musicians to bikers and burrito lovers. “At the time, the cultural climate of the city was pretty sparse,” Cunningham says. “There weren’t a whole lot of options when it came to great bars, and there just weren’t a lot of options for free-thinking, beer-loving, bar-going individuals.” Cunningham grew up in Mount Adams, long a nightlife hotspot. He comes from a line of bar owners and operators, and he started in the family business at a young age. “I have been behind the bar my whole life,” Cunningham says. “I got my first job working in Mount Adams when I was 12 years old bar-backing at The Blind Lemon. I was as tall as I am now, pretty much, so nobody bothered to ask how old I was. It was a different time, a different era. They knew me as this neighborhood kid, so that was my first adventure into the bar life.” He saw and learned a lot about the business at an early age. As an inevitable baseball fan during the Big Red Machine era, one anecdote really sticks with him from his Blind Lemon days — but, curiously, it came courtesy of the Reds’ dreaded Western Division rivals. 2 017 B ES T O F CIN CINN AT I 11

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“I remember when the Dodgers were in town, Tommy Lasorda would come to the bar,” Cunningham says. “I was a big fan of his, and I remember thinking, ‘Holy shit, there’s Tommy Lasorda!’ He would greet the room with a big ‘Hello!’ I remember thinking, ‘This is amazing.’ Hundred-dollar bills crossing the bar, and here I am, this young guy washing dishes. I was like, ‘This is where it’s at.’ ” Cunningham was also a Punk Rock kid who came of age in the 1980s attending shows at The Jockey Club, the dingy Newport venue that hosted national acts like Bad Brains and Black Flag and locals like SS-20 and Human Zoo. “Before that I was just kind of listening to whatever was on the radio, but the first Punk Rock show I went to I was like, ‘Oh my god, these are my people, this is where I’m supposed to be,’ ” Cunningham says. That love of music has infused nearly everything he’s done at The Comet, from the long-running Sunday-night residency of the Comet Bluegrass All-Stars to hosting the occasional touring act to the popular “Basement Reggae Night.” Then there’s Cunningham’s obsession with burritos, something he picked up

while living for a period in San Francisco. In fact, he cites burritos as the main reason he wanted to open his own place. “In San Francisco there were burritos on every corner,” Cunningham says. “And I was like, ‘Man, I really want a burrito.’ ” He casually checked in with a Cincinnati realtor one day in 1995, never thinking that it would lead to what has become a 20-year endeavor. “It was really just a lark to see what was available, just like when you would pick up the classifieds and see what’s going on,” Cunningham says of his search to find a place where he could serve up his favorite food. “I came across this address in Northside, which, at that time, wasn’t on anyone’s radar, but I knew how to get to Hamilton Avenue, and the price was reasonable.” He almost immediately fell in love with the space, which originally opened as a bar in the 1930s. “I walked through, and it was like a time capsule,” Cunningham says. “And I thought, ‘You know, I can get people to drive down Ludlow (Avenue) for an extra two miles and get here. I can give this a try.’ ” The Comet’s discerningly stocked beer case and now-iconic jukebox are but two reasons it has remained

many a Cincinnatian’s go-to spot. Yet Cunningham is as surprised as anyone that The Comet’s patrons now include the children of the bar’s first wave of 1990s twentysomethings. “Through the years things have changed,” Cunningham says. “The internet was invented and the city has blossomed into an amazing place. Now there are probably 30 different options on any given night for entertainment and drinks.” The Comet has endured for a pretty simple reason: “Somebody turns 21 every single day,” Cunningham says, laughing. But it’s more than that, and he knows it. “Our philosophy has always been to be as close to a traditional pub as possible, but there are all kinds of jewels in our crown that make it what it is — everything from the burritos and craft beer to Bluegrass and free-thinking music,” Cunningham says. It’s also been a hub for a certain kind of cultural engagement — The Comet recently hosted benefits for the protestors at Standing Rock and for Planned Parenthood. “It’s an extension of who I think we are,” Cunningham says. “I’ve always been involved with the underground of sorts. I don’t have an official policy or stance on

it, but I feel those things are important. There’s a political element to it — it’s definitely more political than burritos or motorcycles — but we are an extension of the living room here. “We’re a public house in the traditional sense,” he continues. “People have been gathering in pubs for hundreds of years in Ireland and England to discuss things, and to deny a political element — especially in today’s climate — would be irresponsible. The people who gather here have a voice, and the best way to exercise that voice is through events.” Cunningham is well aware that those same people have made The Comet what it is today. “I never really set out with the intentions of this being my life’s work,” Cunningham says. “All of it would be nothing without the people who show up. I’m eternally grateful that this has worked out. I feel like an elected official of sorts. People vote by walking across the threshold to visit The Comet.” T H E C O M E T i s l ocate d at 4 57 9 H am i lton Av e . , N orths i d e . M ore i n f o : 5 1 3 - 5 4 1 - 8 9 0 0 or cometbar . com . 2 017 B ES T O F CIN CINN AT I 13

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How the Rabbit Hash community rallied to rebuild its iconic general store BY ADAM SIE VERING

Let’s go back to November 2016: a turbulent time for millions of Americans, who fiercely stormed the frontlines of Twitter and Facebook to flex their free-speech muscles, argue politics with estranged relatives and wage hyperlink warfare against their ideological opposition. This was a time we all, perhaps regrettably, remember. But amid the blitzkrieg of alternative facts, incendiary memes and celebrity spitfire, another election was taking place in America. An election that, in many ways, seemed more like the ones we’re used to in the developed world. No flag burning. No angry protests. No damn emails. Just a true-blue demonstration of democracy. This, of course, was Rabbit Hash’s mayoral election — a non-partisan tradition more commonly known as The Indawguration. Yes. Last November, the people of Rabbit Hash, Ky. elected their fourth canine mayor — a 3-year-old pit bull named Brynneth Pawltro. Or Brynn, for those who know her on a first-name basis. Brynn’s victory was announced on Tuesday, Nov. 15. She ran a clean, issue-focused campaign, according to Don Clare, president of the Rabbit Hash Historical Society. “Brynn is the first female mayor to take office here in Rabbit Hash,” he says. “She’s also a rescue, which makes her a minority on multiple levels.” Clare’s reverence for the new mayor is a glowing testament to the eccentric, open-minded and remarkably down-toearth spirit on which Rabbit Hash thrives. Since 1847, this 3.5-acre river town has always risen with the tide — surviving more than a few contentious presidential elections, not to mention a few massive floods and the threat of suburban sprawl. For those yet to take a trip down the Rabbit hole, the town is located approximately 30 miles southwest of Cincinnati in Boone County. New housing developments and construction are part of the landscape along the way. But by the time you see signs for Rabbit Hash Historic District, you’re well en route to a place where time appears to have stood still. 2 017 B ES T O F CIN CINN AT I 15

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“You drive 20 minutes from Cincinnati and you feel like you’ve gone back 200 years,” says Clare, who first took interest in preserving the town’s legacy in the late ’70s with his friend, Louie Scott. Scott halted the seemingly inevitable bulldozer effect by purchasing every property in Rabbit Hash, piece by piece. By 1979, he owned every landmark in town — including the infamous General Store, built in 1831. In Clare’s words, “(Scott) won the Rabbit Hash Monopoly game. And if he hadn’t stepped in when he did, this place wouldn’t be here today.” In essence, Scott was the sole proprietor of Rabbit Hash in its entirety until 2002, when he sold his bundle of properties to the Rabbit Hash Historical Society — a local organization created to ensure long-term preservation of the town and its history. This transaction was made possible by a single donation of $250,000, as stated on the historical society website. It was one of many significant individual contributions aimed at keeping Rabbit Hash alive, just as it was. The old, wooden buildings in town required dedicated upkeep to withstand the elements — most notably floodwater. But on Feb. 13, 2016, the historical society faced an unprecedented crisis. Around 9 p.m., a fire erupted inside the Rabbit Hash General Store, claiming more than a century’s worth of antiques, artifacts and mementos, in addition to causing critical structural damage. According to Clare, the fire started in a Coca-Cola cooler. He called it “ironic,”

given that one of the store’s most iconic features was a huge Coke sign that hung above the entrance. Burning into the early hours of the morning, the fire left only three walls standing and an entire community in mourning. “Ever since it was built, (the General Store) has been the pulse of the community,” Clare says. “It’s where you got your news, socialized and connected with people. It’s kind of like the 19th-century Facebook.” He’s not the only one who thinks so. In fact, hundreds of people were quick to rally on social media as a means to kickstart a crowd-funded restoration effort that continues to gain traction. Terrie Markesbery, current proprietor of the Rabbit Hash General Store, launched a GoFundMe campaign the following day that has received over $65,000 in contributions from more than 1,100 donors. As of today, her campaign has been shared approximately 17,000 times on social media, reminding us all of the internet’s potential to unite communities, not just inflame their divisions. In addition to an overwhelming response online, supporters have organized a number of local fundraisers, including music events, motorcycle rallies and art gatherings. Clare reports that approximately $300,000 has been raised for the General Store’s restoration so far, enabling them to make rapid progress throughout the past year. In accordance with requirements by the U.S. National Register of Historic

Places, restorations were made using materials that date back to around the same time the General Store was originally built. Ed Unterreiner, owner of Rivertown Construction, was contracted for the job soon after the fire. “The boards we used on the interior walls are boards that came off a barge that they floated down river to Rabbit Hash,” Unterreiner says. “Some of these boards still have the original barge lettering printed on them.” Along with the lumber they salvaged from the boat, Unterreiner and his small crew of builders meticulously deconstructed two entire buildings in town to repurpose their materials. Clare was a daily participant in the process, spending countless hours removing nails, cleaning, storing and painting the old wood in preparation for it to finally be used. “It took a lot of extra time, money and labor,” he says. “But that’s how we were able to make it look like it did the day before the fire.” Unterreiner elaborated on the unique challenges of a project like this. In the 25 years he’s been in business, no other restoration effort has required so much attention to preserving the details. “In a typical remodel, you always have something to go by: architectural drawings; homeowners who can tell you exactly what they want,” he says. “With this, we took it down to dirt and the only plans we have were based on photographs. It’s hard to determine dimensions just by looking at a photo. But with

enough of them, we’ve come up with something that’s really, really close to the way it was.” As a Rabbit Hash native himself, Unterreiner even remembers the building’s little imperfections, like the crooked front porch. These, too, were an intentional part of the restoration process. “I want it to be as if nothing happened,” he says. “This is a personal thing. All these little details are important to me.” With the help of volunteers and local business sponsors, the Rabbit Hash General Store is standing once again. To a visitor, the store is indistinguishable from its former self. Even the Coca-Cola sign has been restored — and that’s not all. “This whole thing just restores your faith in humanity,” Clare says. “Especially in this political atmosphere, it’s good to be in a place with decency, love and respect.” As they put on the finishing touches inside the store, which now includes a new fire suppression system, they’re still in need of antiques and novelties that can recreate the old vibe. “If anyone has something laying around in their garage or barn and think it would look good in the General Store, we’d gladly accept it,” Clare says. The store will reopen on April 1 after a 9:30 a.m. ribbon-cutting ceremony, with live music, wine tastings and other festivities from noon to 8 p.m. T he R A B B I T H A S H G E N E R A L S T O R E i s l ocate d at 1 0 0 2 1 Lo w er R i v er R oa d , R abb i t H ash , K y. rabb i thash . com . 2 017 B ES T O F CIN CINN AT I 17

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C’est l’amour. Everything chef JeanRobert de Cavel does is executed with purposeful, energetic passion, whether he’s perfecting a dish in the kitchen, organizing his annual de Cavel Family SIDS Foundation Friends & Family SIDS Brunch — one of the country’s largest Sudden Infant Death Syndrome fundraisers — or showing off the dozens of eclectic saltshakers he’s collected over the years. His relationship with Cincinnati is an expanding and ardent love letter — but one he never expected to pen. When de Cavel moved to the Queen City from New York in 1993, he never expected to fall in love; at first, he couldn’t even pinpoint Cincinnati on a map. But he was drawn to the position of chef de cuisine at the Maisonette, the city’s lucrative Mobil five-star restaurant — a position he ended up holding until 2002. Twenty-three years after arriving, de Cavel is one of the foremost chefs in the city, as well as a familiar face easily distinguishable by his characteristically unruly salt-and-pepper hair. And his passion for Cincinnati and the opportunities it bears is only burning hotter. Two-thousand-sixteen was one of his biggest years to date, seeing him open three restaurants — L, an expanded French Crust Café and Frenchie Fresh — that have already become staples of Cincinnati’s dining scene. Each offers a unique experience, covering the spectrum all the way from fine dining to grab-and-go. “It wasn’t planned; it just happened,” de Cavel says of the confluence of the three new openings. “This was meant to be.” “The restaurant business is a lifestyle — customers are friends,” he continues. “I’ve gotten so much support from people in Cincinnati, it made me want to do more for the city.” 2 017 B ES T O F CIN CINN AT I 19

Restaurant L // Photo: Aaron Conway

A Recipe for Success For the past several years, de Cavel’s focus has primarily been on his Vine Street flagship, the elegant French favorite Jean-Robert’s Table. But around 18 months ago, he started to think about expanding. Although he initially looked at a few spaces downtown, he decided against developing anything in the neighborhood that might conflict with Table. But when a space in Findlay Market began undergoing renovations, de Cavel got the chance to tour the gutted shell of the old building, and inspiration struck. “When I see a space, right away I get a vision of what it could become,” he says. That vision would become the home of a new, larger French Crust Café, his already established bistro and bakery that had felt cramped in its small former home on Vine Street. Around the same time, financial group Western & Southern approached him about developing a restaurant on the lobby level of the new Great American Tower skyscraper at Queen City Square. 2 0 CI T Y B E AT.C O M

Once again, he immediately saw potential in the space, which became the home of Restaurant L. Things weren’t slowing down. Not long afterward, a Mexican restaurant at the Rookwood development in Hyde Park closed its doors, freeing up a spot that seemed ideal for an upscale-casual concept that the chef had been mulling over with colleagues. This idea later became Frenchie Fresh.

Restaurant L Helmed by de Cavel and longtime friend and maître d’hôtel Richard Brown, L is a Parisian-style restaurant with “a little New York attitude and an abundance of Cincinnati charm.” The name comes from the fact that both de Cavel and Brown’s daughters’ names — Laeticia (de Cavel) and Lauren (Brown) — begin with the letter L. Of the three new establishments, L required the largest investment and the longest time to bring to fruition; the process started more than three years ago when de Cavel and Brown first looked at

the Western & Southern location on Fourth Street. They spent 2015 in design and much of 2016 in construction, Brown says, before the restaurant opened in August. Investing in an establishment at the very highest level of luxury might seem risky, but David Anthony, L’s manager and sommelier who previously served as wine director at Table, says, “I was 100 percent sure that if Jean-Robert thought it would work, that’s all I needed to know.” What’s on the plate springs from the culinary virtuosity of de Cavel, while everything that surrounds it has been meticulously selected by Brown. This is special-occasion dining, the kind of evening most of us aspire to once or twice a year. Yet with a four-course meal served for $89 per person ($125 for the Menu Gourmand), L is more than fairly priced — the only significant addition to your bill is likely to come from alcohol. L is the culmination of the already distinguished careers of de Cavel and Brown, and it can stand shoulder-to-shoulder with top restaurants in New York and California. It offers the only traditional

caviar service in the region, serving either locally farmed paddlefish eggs or luxurious Osetra sturgeon eggs with blini, poached egg and other classic trimmings. Elsewhere on the dinner menu, you’ll find a delicate lobster salad with mango and avocado; savory roasted quail sweetened with golden raisins and spiced with bits of chorizo sausage; two different preparations of rich foie gras; and fish varieties you won’t see even in the best of local seafood shops.

French Crust Café Although L is where de Cavel spends most of his evenings these days — “chef coat on, knife in hand,” according to manager and sommelier Anthony — the chef seemed particularly excited about the opening of French Crust Café, a cozy “petit Paris” that seats just 26 people. “Everything here is a reflection of (de Cavel’s) personality,” says French Crust co-manager Megan Kelly of the breakfast, lunch and brunch spot, whose prices fall somewhere between L and Frenchie Fresh.

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The bistro occupies a corner building with expansive windows that let in plenty of light, illuminating warm yellow walls and colorful posters, figurines, sculptures and artworks, all from the chef’s personal collection. De Cavel often drops in during Sunday brunch, and if you catch him out of the kitchen, he’ll probably be happy to show you his collection of a couple hundred salt and pepper shakers that encompass an entire wall or to tell you the provenance of some of his striking wall hangings. Co-manager Dave Kunkemoeller remembers de Cavel once saying that if he hadn’t been a chef, he would have been an interior decorator; you can see how lovingly he has put everything together here. It’s as if a Parisian bistro was transported right onto the streetcar line, facing the entrance to Findlay Market. The food is just as classically Parisian — several varieties of quiche, savory and very rich crepes, sandwiches made on perfect croissants — with an emphasis on delectable French pastries

and custards created by pastry chef/ chocolatier Jean-Philippe Solnom.

Frenchie Fresh On the far end of the spectrum from L, closer in price point to French Crust, is the fast-casual Frenchie Fresh. Brown describes the eatery as a fastfood version of Le Bar a Boeuf, the Walnut Hills upscale burger parlor de Cavel opened in 2014. Emblazoned with a sketch of a panting French bulldog, Frenchie puts a French twist on American classics that can be enjoyed on-site or on the go. “Fast casual” eateries allow patrons to sit and eat at a table, not in a car, but they’re still quick enough to accommodate a busy family looking for a quality meal minus the time commitment of a waitstaffed restaurant because, as de Cavel says, “you shouldn’t have to sacrifice quality or taste because you are short on time.” He has made an addendum to the fast casual term and refers to Frenchie Fresh as “fine, fast casual cuisine.” That’s a fair assessment, and the location in the

Rookwood Exchange perfectly caters to families looking for quality and brevity in the same spot. It has two dining rooms and an outdoor patio in fair weather and is one of a very few independent eateries in a strip-center sea of chain restaurants. Inside, you can choose from among five meats and a vegan option for the middle of the sandwich — everything from Kansas City beef to bison, lamb or ground turkey — and select from more than a dozen toppings. There are other sandwiches, soups, salads and a selection of creative mac & chez — seafood medley & truffle, roasted chicken or simply plain, creamy mac — topped off by a couple of rich desserts sent over from French Crust. “With Frenchie Fresh, it was all about the location,” de Cavel says. “I couldn’t pass up that opportunity in Hyde Park. You also have to find the right people — it’s all about the team.” It’s that mindset that keeps de Cavel going like a lithium battery, leaving the future wide open for anything he dreams up in his mind.

“He’s such an encouragement to everyone else that if he’s willing to do it, people will follow,” says Brown. “I don’t see myself as being successful,” de Cavel adds. “I try my best and do what I love. I see myself as a coach, urging on my people. If the team wins, everyone wins.” The new eateries offer up a little slice of France for all manner of cravings, price points and dining experiences, whether you’re grabbing a sandwich to go on your lunch break or planning a lingering evening with friends complete with the chef’s meticulous concoctions. “Food is important, but how you feel in a place is even more important,” de Cavel says. “To see the joy that people experience in one of my dining rooms, that is the best.” R E S TA U R A N T L : 3 0 1 E . Fourth S t. , Do w n to w n , 5 1 3 -7 6 0 - 5 5 2 5 , l c i nc i nnat i . com . F R E N C H I E F R E S H : 3 8 3 1 E d w ar d s R oa d , H y d e P ark , 5 1 3 - 3 6 6 - 3 9 6 0 , f rench i e f resh . com . F R E N C H C R U S T C A F É : 1 8 0 1 E l m S t. , O v er -the - R h i ne , 5 1 3 - 4 5 5 - 3 7 2 0 , jrc i ncy. com / f rench - crust - ca f é . 2 017 B ES T O F CIN CINN AT I 21

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B e s t A r t i s t i c S tat e m e n t I n v o lv i n g H o u s e p l a n t s Wave Pool, the Camp Washington art gallery known for unconventional exhibitions with a community-building component, came to the rescue of sick Cincinnati houseplants — and their distraught owners — with a summer project called People via Plants. Richmond, Va.-based artists Valerie Molnar and Matthew Spahr invited people to drop off their ailing friends and then return in a couple weeks to find them (hopefully) magically transformed into jolly, healthy green botanic role models after the artists applied TLC (including 12 hours of plant-appropriate music daily). For closing night, there was a dance party for people while the plants just relaxed and enjoyed their new life. Wave Pool, 2940 Colerain Ave., Camp Washington. wavepoolgallery.org

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B e s t A r t i s t ic T r i b u t e t o H e n r y Dav i d Th o r e a u Hamilton’s Pyramid Hill Sculpture Park & Museum, in a brilliant stroke of innovative programming, invited Minneapolis-based theater company TigerLion Arts to stage Nature, a “walking play,” amid its open space. Actors playing Thoreau and Ralph Waldo Emerson discussed their mutual love of the natural world with the help of an ensemble of other actors, who also played pipes, flutes and drums. It was a play, a concert and a walk in the park all at once — one might even say it was a truly Transcendentalist experience. Pyramid Hill Sculpture Park & Museum, 1763 HamiltonCleves Road, Hamilton, 513-868-8336, pyramidhill.org.

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account Cincishooters. He chooses the best photos that use #cincishooters and reposts them on the popular account. You don’t have to be a pro or use a fancy camera to be featured. You get credit and a shout-out for your compelling capture. But it’s not all about you. The Cincishooters account spotlights all the things that make Cincinnati great. In addition to the typical landmarks and landscapes, you’ll be introduced to people, places and events you didn’t even know existed. Sometimes it feels like you’re looking at an entirely different city. Follow Cincishooters to discover your town, and use the hashtag to show the public what you’ve got. Cincishooters, instagram.com/cincishooters.

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Upon renting a 400-square-foot apartment in Over-the-Rhine, Maya Drozdz proclaimed herself mayor of Tinytown and decreed that a seemingly useless “dumb ledge” in her home would become a gallery. She curated friends’ collections of matchbooks and baseball cards, designed and distributed bookmark-sized posters and let strangers in on her joke during Final Fridays. The Ledge Gallery silliness worked, and Drozdz has since opened a more serious enterprise. The gallery now occupies a windowsill at Your Friends & Neighbors, her artsy shop inside Left Coast Modern furniture store in East Walnut Hills. The new Ledge is a third the size of the original, but its impact on the art world remains undiminished. Ledge Gallery and Your Friends & Neighbors, 2803 Woodburn Ave., East Walnut Hills, 513-258-8461, ledgegallery.com.

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Amid the “If you grew up in (blank), then you might remember” pages on Facebook where everyone wants to reminisce about favorite teachers, there are two devoted to local history that are incredibly resourceful at finding old photographs and odd stories. At Old Photos of Cincinnati, the guidelines for the public group’s 57,000plus members are straightforward: Stick to historically significant photos from

the late 1800s to the early 1980s and include a caption. Skip the pictures of cheese coneys and nostalgia for favorite songs. Thankfully, most posters seem to follow the rules — which makes the page informative and kind of addictive. Meanwhile, the smaller closed group Historic Cincinnati: Photos, Postcards, Prints and Memorabilia offers up some incredible finds, like postcard photos of the old Hotel Gibson’s luxurious interior or a scanned copy of a 1963 WSAI radio Top 40 countdown — Bobby Darin held the top spot. facebook.com/groups/old.cincinnati; facebook.com/groups/138821179800506.

B e s t P l ac e t o La u n ch a K i d ’ s Th e at e r C a r e e r People might think that the Children’s Theatre of Cincinnati is based at downtown’s Taft Theatre, since that’s where its professional productions have entertained thousands of children since 1924. In truth, the company’s cramped offices and limited classrooms for many years were in suburban Fairfax. But in 2016, the company relocated to a renovated warehouse facility with lots more room for creativity — a performing space, costume shop, rehearsal rooms and classrooms. Its robust programs for kids ramped up immediately with more space to accommodate aspiring young performers. The first round of acting classes for children in the new facility expanded enrollment by 340 percent. The Children’s Theatre of Cincinnati, 4105 Red Bank Road, Madisonville, 513-569-8080, thechildrenstheatre.com.

B e s t D r ag A c t b y E b e n e z e r Sc r o o g e Ensemble Theatre Cincinnati’s production of The Legend of Georgia McBride told the story of an Elvis impersonator required to change over to a drag act to spur attendance at a down-on-its-luck bar. As the title character, Michael Gerard Carr made the unlikely transformation guided by a veteran drag queen named Tracy, played by Bruce Cromer. If his name is familiar, it’s because Cromer — who teaches acting at Wright State University and is one of Greater Cincinnati’s best professional actors — has become known locally for his 13 years as Ebenezer Scrooge every December in A Christmas Carol at the Cincinnati Playhouse in the Park. He totally inhabited this role with emotion and charm — and not a trace of “Bah, humbug.” Ensemble Theatre Cincinnati, 1127 Vine St., Over-theRhine, 513-421-3555, ensemblecincy.org.

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B est O T R Ma k e o v er For more than a century, Memorial Hall has stood quite literally in the shadow of Music Hall, just a few steps south of it on Elm Street in Over-the-Rhine. In 1978, it was listed on the National Register of Historic Places, but it wasn’t often used because it lacked air conditioning and had barely minimal amenities (especially restrooms). But after an $11 million renovation, it’s in the shadows no longer. Today it’s a full-fledged player along the Elm Street arts corridor. Its modernized theater has a more accommodating stage for performers and more comfortable seating for 550 audience members (retaining antique chair frames from 1908). There’s new heating and cooling, an upgraded kitchen and catering space, first-floor rooms outfitted for receptions and audiovisual presentations and modern enlarged restrooms. Lots of musical and entertainment events, as well as private gatherings, are on tap. Memorial Hall, 1225 Elm St., Over-the-Rhine, 513-977-8838, memorialhallotr.com.

playground hangout following Fringe Festival performances. But in late 2016 when Know premiered Darkest Night at the Gnarly Stump, a new play by Lauren Hynek and Elizabeth Martin, it transformed into a Kentucky dive bar — The Gnarly Stump — a place where patrons swapped tall tales and ghost stories and musician/storyteller Paul Strickland performed original songs. The result was a trip to Appalachia, right in the heart of deepest, darkest Over-the-Rhine. Theatergoers could get a featured drink, dubbed “Full Moonshine,” giving apple cider a Kentucky tavern bourbon kick. Yee-haw! Know Theatre of Cincinnati, 1120 Jackson St., Over-the-Rhine, 513-3005669, knowtheatre.com.

B e s t Pac k ag i n g o f C ham b e r M u s ic i n a H i p F e s t i va l If you think Chamber Music is a snooze fest, that’s because you haven’t attended Summermusik, the Cincinnati Chamber

Orchestra’s varied annual August concert series. There are traditional Saturday evening orchestral concerts at the School for Creative and Performing Arts, but since it’s at a time of year when not much else is happening, it also curates two series for more casual audiences: (A Little) Afternoon Musik, intimate Sunday programs where audiences can sit close to the performers, and Chamber Crawls in bars and restaurants around town, which present offerings like a beer tasting with a brass quintet, or a string quartet and a Rock guitarist joining forces for a program featuring Brian Wilson, David Bowie, Smokey Robinson and Classical tunes. It’s a fine way to finish the summer. Summermusik, ccocincinnati.org.

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B est C o r n uc o p i a o f Free A rts O f f er i n g s No other Cincinnati entity presents a similar array of imaginative programming as Northside’s Chase Public, a feat made doubly impressive by the fact that each program happens outside any regular funding and is free. The group features poetry readings, some where the only rule is that no original work is allowed; the popular “Response Project,” wherein artists give their interpretations of a chosen work; independent film screenings; intimate concerts; and workshops on important cultural issues such as women’s safety in contemporary social culture — and this is only a portion of what is regularly on offer as Chase Public’s executive director, Scott Holzman, continues to expand and perfect his singular vision of what an ad-free, collaborative art space can be. Chase Public, 1569 Chase Ave., Suite 4, Northside, chasepublic.com.

astronomer from the early 20th century who had to work doubly hard to earn recognition for her scientific insights, surrounded by male scientists who relegated women to supporting roles. Leavitt worked at the Harvard College Observatory and developed a formula to assess the expansive (and expanding) size of the universe — something no man had achieved. Actress Maggie Lou Rader played Leavitt with such luminous energy and commitment that it was easy to see why this pioneer of science and math made a difference. She was considered for a Nobel Prize in 1925 — until it was sadly discovered she had died of ovarian cancer four years earlier (you must be alive at the time of your nomination to receive the prize). Know Theatre of Cincinnati, 1120 Jackson St., Over-theRhine, 513-300-5669, knowtheatre.com.

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Taking on the title role in The Elephant Man, a great play from 1979, is no easy task. But Cincinnati Shakespeare Company had the right veteran actor for the role

when it staged the show in October. In his 17th season with Cincy Shakes, Giles Davies totally inhabited the part of John Merrick, a severely disfigured man in Victorian London whose body made him the object of scorn and morbid fascination in the 1880s. The physically adept actor played the part with his face and body contorted, walking with a painful, limping gait. He also employed a voice that emerged from Merrick’s tortured body, muffled at first, then increasingly clear. Cincinnati Shakespeare Company, 719 Race St., Downtown, 513-381-2273, cincyshakes.org.

Best Art Gallery Inside A S k at e Sh o p If you’ve never been inside The Galaxie Skateshop in Northside, you may have steered clear because teen (and adult) skateboarders can be intimidating if you’re not one. But that would be a big mistake. Not only would you be missing out on a local community of beanied athletes and the nicest guys in town, you’d also miss some of the best gallery openings in the city. Each month, owner Zach

Kincaid selects an artist to feature on the walls of his shop. Sometimes the artist is a prolific wildlife photographer, like Jordan West, but there is much variety in the choices. The Galaxie Skateshop, 4040 Hamilton Ave., Northside, 513-542-3400, galaxieskateshop.blogspot.com.

B e s t U s e o f U n e mp l oy m e n t a s M at e r i a l f o r a P l ay After getting laid off from her job in radio, Laila B. Hameen began working on her résumé. Recognizing it as a roadmap of her life, she soon found herself occupied by writing Laid Off: A One Woman Show, a monologue that traces her journey from childhood to adulthood. Serving as writer, actor, director and DIY producer, Hameen brought Laid Off to multiple local venues such as Women Writing for (a) Change and Chase Public, infusing each performance with her evocative storytelling style and exceptional ability to inhabit her character, regardless of age. In the end, Hameen found a new occupation: sharing the solace and strength she garnered from the creative act with anyone lucky enough to have witnessed it. Laid Off: A One Woman Show, laidoffonewomanseries.webs.com.

B e s t P o d ca s t A b o u t A r t That ’ s R e a l ly A b o u t Business Caroline Creaghead knows your secret. If you’re a freelancer or creative type, she knows you have anxiety about money. She’s been there. As a comedy producer in New York for seven years, her business was helping artists with their business. But as a freelancer in her own right, she experienced the same anxieties as her clients. Now a creative producer and taxpreparer for the crafty based in Covington, her latest creative pursuit is None of Your Business, a podcast about the business side of art. Creaghead talks to area artists, freelancers and creative business people about how they deal with issues like health care, taxes, time management and getting grants. Basically, Creaghead can help you get your shit together. None of Your Business, noybpodcast.com.

Theatre every September. OTRimprov’s cast is becoming legion (26 members and growing); they are also invariably smart, quick-witted and hilarious — the perfect cure for whatever might ail you. OTRimprov, otrimprov.com.

Best Deliveries by T wo Mothers Dos Madres Press has quietly amassed an astonishing catalog of quality books, many of them by Cincinnati literary luminaries such as Ralph LaCharity, Pauletta Hansel, Tyrone Williams and Norman Finkelstein. Founded in 2004 by Robert J. Murphy, with contributions by Vera Murphy and Libbie Hughes (its “two mothers”), the Loveland-based press specializes in books where “the art of the written word is in balance with the visual arts,” a responsibility expertly executed by artist Elizabeth Murphy. December 2016 saw the publication of Realms of the Mother: The First Decade of Dos Madres Press, an anthology edited by poet Richard Hague that features work by 68 poets throughout the United States and beyond. Dos Madres Press, dosmadres.com.

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Best Mix ture of Poetry a n d I n d u s t r i a l Saf e t y First published in 1994 by Cincinnati transplants Matt Hart and Eric Appleby in an attempt to capture some of the poetry being spilled inside Kaldi’s Coffeehouse, Forklift, Ohio: A Journal of Poetry, Cooking, & Light Industrial Safety has come a long way from its modest newsprint beginnings. Utilizing the same adventurous spirit that earmarks his own work, editor-in-chief Hart concocts a stew that seamlessly pairs new blood with established writers, while designer/publisher Appleby delivers a product that improbably conveys both a sense of gravitas and a sense of humor. Inside and out, each issue seems to outdo the last. Whether actual crushed brick adorns its cover or it’s sealed in an evidence bag, you may not know how to open it, but open it you must. forkliftohio.com.

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Let’s face it — Cincinnati has really struggled with film festivals. But in 2016, there was at least one notable success. The Cincinnati Art Museum presented the traveling Internet Cat Video Festival, which offered some 100 videos that were — dare we say it — curated by people who actually feel watching cat videos is a higher calling. (Actually, the super-sophisticated Walker Art Center in Minneapolis organized the event.) With one outdoor and one indoor screening in June, both popular with hipsters and their

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B est A rt o n W h eels POPP=D ART gallery borrowed the food truck concept and hit the road last summer and fall to bring art to overlooked neighborhoods. People’s Liberty grantees Janet Creekmore, Melissa “Mellkat” Mitchell and Ben Jason Neal renovated a cozy 1963 Rainbow camper and filled it from floor to ceiling with locally made pieces measuring no more than a square foot. Prices were small, too, at $100 or less, making POPP=D ART the best deal on wheels since some genius thought up Taco Tuesdays. The three partners say to look for more “art that moves” in 2017, especially as they team exclusively with the Contemporary Arts Center this fall to continue to engage communities. Until then, find the camper at the Cincinnati Art Museum, Pyramid Hill Sculpture Park & Museum and other artsy spots. POPP=D ART gallery, poppedart.gallery.

kids alike, this could become an annual event. Cincinnati Art Museum, 953 Eden Park Drive, Mount Adams, 513-721-2787, cincinnatiartmuseum.org.

B e s t Way t o R e l i v e a Childhood Love for Books When Julia Mace — a longtime Cincinnati writer and mother to young twins, Calvin and Max — found herself craving an art project, she bought her 20-montholds some crayons and paper and then watched as they ate the crayons. Soon after, though, she saw them become enamored with children’s books, and was thus reminded of her own love for them. In 2015, she founded her art project I Love Kids Books, a blog ostensibly about “random thoughts connected to children’s books and my kids,” yet behind each informal book review, reading suggestion, childhood anecdote and childhood travail — often shot through the lenses of Calvin and Max — lies something more profound: a renewed appreciation for many of the things we inexplicably leave behind as adults. I Love Kids Books, ilovekidsbooks.com.

B e s t F r e e Th e at e r Opp o r t u n i t y The Know Theatre has established itself as the Queen City’s “theatrical playground,” and The Welcome Experiment on Wednesdays invites everyone to play — for free. That’s right. Guests can watch the current Know mainstage show at no cost. (For each show, 50 free tickets are available and 50 tickets for just $5 are also available.) In an effort to make live theater accessible to everyone, inspired by a similar program in Minneapolis, the Know began The Welcome Experiment in 2014, and it’s quickly caught on as the best way for students, newbies and those on tight budgets to experience the magic of live theater. The Know Theatre, 1120 Jackson St., Over-the-Rhine, 513-3005669, knowtheatre.com.

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B e s t B r av e N e w Op e r a Fellow Travelers wasn’t only an opera with legs — it had balls. Cincinnati Opera took a risk staging the world premiere based on Thomas Mallon’s novel of a doomed gay love affair during the 1950s Lavender Scare, and rumors flew about offended patrons withdrawing support. But the opera played to full houses and the international press coverage praised the story, the performers and the production. Gregory Spears’ score skillfully

conveyed unfulfilled longing and more prosaic emotions, and the youthful cast headed by Aaron Blake and University of Cincinnati College-Conservatory of Music alum Joseph Lattanzi delivered compelling performances, thanks to the longoverdue debut of conductor Mark Gibson. Cincinnati Opera, cincinnatiopera.org.

B e s t C o n t e mp o r a r y C h u r ch S t e e p l e s When Crossroads church started its restoration of the fire-damaged and vacant 1873 Old St. George Catholic Church in Clifton Heights near the University of Cincinnati, it knew it needed to somehow replace the two 169-foot-tall steeples that were destroyed in a 2008 blaze. After all, they were landmarks. But how to do it without reverting to Disneylandish imitation of architecture past? The answer was to be true to our times while respecting the past. That was done by building new steeples of the same height and scale as the originals, but made of modern perforated steel panels with a powder-coated paint finish to match the patina of the copper detailing on the church masonry just below. The steeples are internally illuminated with dimmable LED fixtures programmed to light up at

dark. The resulting steeples are satisfying for all people, making the church a truly illuminating place — whether you go inside or want to just watch from a distance in the dark. Crossroads Uptown, 42 Calhoun St., Clifton Heights, 513-7317400, crossroads.net/uptown.

B e s t R e di s c o v e r e d Old Master Charles-François Daubigny, the 19thcentury French landscape painter, isn’t unknown in today’s art world, but neither is he considered a crucial link in the march toward Modernism. For that matter, few would call him “crucial,” period. But in the Taft Museum of Art’s exhibit Daubigny, Monet, Van Gogh: Impressions of Landscape, curator Lynne Ambrosini made a compelling case that Daubigny’s later, freer work influenced some of the great Impressionists and PostImpressionists, and she presented their work with his to prove the point. Taft Museum of Art, 316 Pike St., Downtown, 513-241-0343, taftmuseum.org.

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released in April, offering a great overview of the printing and design effort that goes into making compelling graphics for concert poster art. Written and compiled by Pat Jones and Ben Nunery, the founders of nationally renowned Northern Kentuckybased concert poster shop Powerhouse Factories, it is more than just an interesting read about the processes (and history) behind such artwork. The hardcover book is also visually captivating, showcasing contemporary posters from some of today’s best print shops and designers. Powerhouse’s own work is well represented, as are many posters from shows that took place in our area (including ones for gigs by Cincinnati-affiliated bands like The Greenhornes, The Harlequins and Walk the Moon). Powerhouse Factories, 33 E. Ninth St., Newport, Ky., powerhousefactories.com.

B e s t S o n ic B o o m H e a r d a r o u n d Ci n ci n n at i ’ s C l a s s ica l M u s ic Sc e n e There was a lot of anxiety about how the Cincinnati Symphony Orchestra would sound in the Taft Theatre, its temporary home while Music Hall undergoes renovation. The opening notes of the CSO’s season opener with Emanuel Ax dispelled

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any doubts, and it’s been uphill all the way. Thanks to the geniuses at Akustiks, an internationally recognized sound design company, the great CSO performed with the clarity, textures and expression that were all but inaudible in Music Hall. And the even better news is that Akustiks is overseeing Music Hall’s sonic refurbishment. The CSO is scheduled to return to play there for its 2017-18 season and beyond. Cincinnati Symphony Orchestra, cincinnatisymphony.org.

B e s t T r i b u t e t o a D e a r ly D e pa r t e d A r ch i t e c t While the Contemporary Arts Center’s exhibit of sculpture by South Koreaborn artist Do Ho Suh was planned and installed before the unexpected death in March of the building’s radical architect, Zaha Hadid, the show, Passage, honored her building in a transcendent way. Two of Suh’s major sculptural installations were soft structures, made of gossamer-like fabric, that you could walk through and felt like they extended into and through Hadid’s building itself. The experience created the illusion of an endless — and endlessly beautiful — interior space, something more profound than mere ceilings and walls. Contemporary Arts Center,

44 E. Sixth St., Downtown, 513-345-8400, contemporaryartscenter.org.

B e s t M o v i e Sc r e e n i n g f o r A d u lt s Wh o L i k e t h e Th e at e r t o B e R e a l ly, R e a l ly Da r k For British artist Britt Hatzius’ Blind Cinema project, which the Contemporary Arts Center brought to The Carnegie’s auditorium in early fall, the adult audience sat blindfolded while children sitting behind them whispered descriptions of what was occurring on screen. (The movie had no dialogue.) Upending the typical parent-child relationship, Blind Cinema showed how all people need each other to get by regardless of their station in life. Contemporary Arts Center, 44 E. Sixth St., Downtown, 513-345-8400, contemporaryartscenter.org.

B e s t A r t i s t S tat e m e n t of the Year For their contribution to Aural Latrinalia: The Bathroom Show, the exhibition of sound art installed in six public restrooms around town, the duo Intermedio — Sam Ferris and Justin West — had this to say about their piece “Outdoor Inhouse” at the Weston Art Gallery: ‘‘ ‘Outdoor Inhouse’

engages the controlled, plastic quality of contemporary elimination and its isolation from natural environments while referencing a recently abandoned architectural staple of daily life prior to indoor plumbing.” Basically, a box housed inside a bathroom stall in the Weston Art Gallery featured a motion-activated field recording of nature sounds, captured inside an old rural outhouse, timed to coordinate with the time of day one entered the installation to answer their own call of nature. Weston Art Gallery, 650 Walnut St., Downtown, 513-621-2787, intermedio.io.

B e s t P h o t o g r aph Di s p l ay e d D u r i n g t h e 2 016 FotoFocus Biennial Frank Gohlke’s 1974 black-and-white “Grain Elevators, Cyclone, Minneapolis,” with its fascinating robot-like piece of industrial equipment on the ground outside some rather dreary buildings, became the symbol for the Weston Art Gallery show After Industry, which itself came to remind us of an America — a world — that is past forever, despite the politicians (and presidents) who claim they can revive it. Weston Art Gallery, 650 Walnut St., Downtown, 513-977-4165, cincinnatiarts.org.

B e s t A r t Sh o w H o n o r i n g a G r e at C a ly p s o S i n g e r At Clay Street Press, artists Carmel Buckley and Mark Harris worked together to honor Trinidad’s legendary Mighty Sparrow by recreating the fronts and backs of his many recordings on 228 album-size ceramic tiles, crafting a lively and colorful memorial to the still-alive world ambassador of Calypso, whose first album was issued in 1958. The show, Sparrow Come Back Home (named after a 1962 album), traveled from Cincinnati to the Institute of Contemporary Arts in London. Clay Street Press, 1312 Clay St., Over-the-Rhine, 513-241-3232, patsfallgraphics.com.

B e s t C o mm u n i t y Th e at e r Im i tat i n g B r o a d way The idea of seeing the landmark hippie-era Rock musical Hair at a tiny community theater in Newport is uninspiring. But after the last actor took his bow and three hours had flown by at a performance CityBeat witnessed, we walked away asking when the next Footlighters, Inc. show was coming to the Stained Glass Theater. The venue is nestled inside a historic church, with actors as passionate as if they were on Broadway. The sheer joy that

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Best Museum - Qualit y Art E x h i b i t at a G a l l e r y Galleries in New York have lately been organizing the kind of retrospectives traditionally the provenance of museums, and it’s good to see that trend catch on here with nonprofit The Carnegie’s staging of E is for Edie: An Edith McKee Harper Retrospective. Although a prolific artist in a variety of mediums, her reputation was somewhat obscured by that of her artist husband Charley Harper. No more — amassing hundreds of works from throughout her long career, E is for Edie showed how she took such influences as Surrealism, Abstraction and Modernist design and crafted work consistently colorful and wonderful. The Carnegie, 1028 Scott Blvd., Covington Ky., 859-491-2030, thecarnegie.com.

B e s t R e di s c o v e r e d C i n ci n n at i A r t i s t — If O n ly W e K n e w Wh o o r Wh e r e H e o r Sh e I s For its exhibit Thunder-Snow: Artists Remember the Blizzard of 1978, the gallery Thunder-Sky, Inc. mostly solicited new or recent work from artists known to its managers, Bill Ross and Keith Banner. But one of those artists, Robert McFate, submitted a mysterious, folk art-ish landscape of blizzard-stricken downtown and the Ohio River that he had purchased at an earlier Thunder-Sky show of artworks rescued from Goodwill. The painting, credited to one L.A. Reinhardt, fascinated with its credible perspective and rendering of the urban skyline at odds with a tugboat plowing through the frozen river that looked like a small toy on a table. CityBeat put it on its cover; The Enquirer also prominently displayed it. L.A. Reinhardt, wherever you are, you’re now a Cincinnati art star! Thunder-Sky, Inc., 4573 Hamilton Ave., Northside, 513426-0477, raymondthundersky.org.

Best Museum Tour f o r Fam i l i e s On the third Friday of each month, the Cincinnati Art Museum sponsors its popular Baby Tour. Adults can let their infants and toddlers get up close and personal (as long as they don’t touch the art) with masterpieces by Joan Miró, Mark Rothko and Andy Warhol along with antiquities and objects from such collections as African, Asian, Decorative Arts and more. This isn’t just a babysitting service — tour guides explain how 3 8 CI T Y B E AT.C O M

certain works can appeal to judgmentfree children, and in so doing help their parents appreciate art, too. It’s become such a popular event that reservations are required. Cincinnati Art Museum, 953 Eden Park Drive, Mount Adams, 513721-2787, cincinnatiartmuseum.org.

B e s t A r t Sh o w U s i n g L igh t a s a M at e r i a l Into the Ether, an exhibit organized by the Dayton Art Institute, gave visitors a chance to see some visually stimulating and thought-provoking work involving artificial light as a substantial if ephemeral element in the work. It offered work by such top names in the field as James Turrell, Robert Irwin and Erwin Redl. In its review of the show, CityBeat said it could just as well be called Into the Mystic for the intense emotional and spiritual qualities of its best work. Dayton Art Institute, 456 Belmonte Park N., Dayton, 937-223-5277, daytonartinstitute.org.

B e s t R e a s o n T o G e t Yo u r M i n d I n Th e G u t t e r Ever wondered what’s lurking beneath your feet within the city’s massive, twisting sewer system? Know Theatre founder Jay Kalagayan did, and he’s giving Cincinnatians a peek underground into a gooey, alien world. MeSseD, a new comic book series written by Kalagayan and illustrated by local artist and musician Dylan Speeg, descends into the Metropolitan Sewer District, following a filter worker named Lilliput as she braves all manner of creatures and clogs in the depths of the tunnels. From a humansized cockroach to monstrous alligatorcrocodile mash-ups, readers get a glimpse into a surprising ecological area created by the waste that flows through the sewers. MeSseD, messedcomics.com.

Best Harmonies Lovers of A Cappella music in 2016 were well served locally by singers who don’t need anything but great voices to entertain. The holiday season afforded two opportunities to hear polished performances by male singers and beat-boxers. The Cincinnati-based “vocal band” No Promises conducted its Christmas tour of six cities in western Ohio, including its second-annual holiday performance at the New Thought Unity Center in East Walnut Hills. Two days later, Straight No Chaser brought its “I’ll Have Another … 20th Anniversary Tour” to downtown’s Aronoff Center. That group, launched at Indiana University in 1996, has built a national following with great performances and a genuine sense of humor. No Promises, nopromisesvocalband.com; Straight No Chaser, sncmusic.com.

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B est A m bassa d o r f o r P o etry There are many reasons why when choosing its first Poet Laureate, Cincinnati got it right in bestowing the honor to Pauletta Hansel. A lifelong devotee to poetry in both her teaching and her writing, she has taken an often-honorary position to new heights with a philosophy of inclusion and participation. Making good on her promise to offer writing experiences for both adults and youth to explore the nature of our city and its communities via her Cincinnati Walking Sonnet and Writing the Neighborhood projects, as well as making them easily enjoyed via her website, Hansel has also reminded us that poetry need not be merely a passive act; it can also be a means to unity. Pauletta Hansel, paulettahansel.wordpress.com.

B e s t Ava n t- G a r d e P e r f o r ma n c e How can anyone who attended possibly forget the Contemporary Arts Center’s presentation of Tanya Tagaq, the Canadian/Inuit throat singer whose wild, seemingly trance-induced singing style channels both her native traditions and also Yoko Ono in her prime? With her Jazz-oriented accompanists, she provided a riveting live soundtrack to the 1922 silent film Nanook of the North, which documented (with great liberties) the lives of the Inuits of northern Canada. It was postmodern deconstruction with a streak of reverence. Contemporary Arts Center, 44 E. Sixth St., Downtown, 513-345-8400, contemporaryartscenter.org.

Best Newcomer to t h e C l a s s ica l M u s ic C o mm u n i t y Cincinnati Song Initiative — devoted to performance of the “art song” — drew a sizeable crowd to its first concert at the Weston Art Gallery, Americana: A Cultural Tapestry, and has big plans for 2017. In so doing, it is extending the local offerings

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available for Classical Music aficionados. An art song is poetry set to music by a composer. The performance consists of a vocalist and one musical collaborator, usually a pianist, in recital. The two navigate the layers of poetry and music, giving their own interpretations to both to give audiences a rich experience that is intimate and accessible. Cincinnati Song Initiative, cincinnatisonginitiative.org.

B e s t A l l - G r o w n - Up B i r t h d ay Pa r t y ArtWorks keeps artsy teens employed in the summertime creating cool murals all over town. In 2016, they added eyecatching walls celebrating boxer Ezzard Charles, astronaut Neil Armstrong, sharpshooter Annie Oakley and dynamic singer Rosemary Clooney, to name just a few. (There are currently more than 100 murals around the city.) The program marked its 21st anniversary and celebrated adulthood with a big, sprawling party on Nov. 18, 2016. It was called “21 Candles” and turned out hundreds of supporters for a good time in a hangar at Lunken Airport. It was a night of noisy

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B est R eprese n tat i o n al - R eal i st i c Pa i n ter W o r k i n g t h e S treets This is a little bit of a tricky category because there isn’t really a real-life Mr. Potato Head, so you can’t call a painter’s depiction of him “realistic.” But all you need to have done is watch Jared Queen painstakingly, meticulously and lovingly paint his colorfully detailed renderings of Kenner Products-related toys for a new downtown ArtWorks mural to realize that this is what Johannes Vermeer might be doing were he with us today. If he liked toys. Queen’s “Cincinnati Toy Heritage” mural features beloved nostalgic characters, including Care Bears, C3PO, Strawberry Shortcake, an Easy Bake Oven and Sit N’ Spin. Mural located at 23 W. Court St., Downtown, 513-333-0388 artworkscincinnati.org.

festivities with 21 performers dressed up as candles — including flame-shaped wigs. ArtWorks, 20 E. Central Parkway, Over-the-Rhine, 513-333-0388, artworkscincinnati.org.

B e s t C ha n c e f o r a M o v i e F i l m e d i n Ci n ci n n at i i n 2 016 t o B e G o o d Greek director Yorgos Lanthimos and Colin Farrell, the director and star of the dark, edgy, dystopian comedy (and surprise hit) The Lobster, were in Cincinnati to film the follow-up, the promisingly titled The Killing of a Sacred Deer. Farrell told IndieWire that it makes The Lobster “seem like a kids’ movie” and also called the film “bleak.” Sounds like a cinephile’s delight to us!

B e s t S o u r c e o f N e w Op e r a For the past six years, Opera Fusion: New Works — a collaboration between the University of Cincinnati’s CollegeConservatory of Music and Cincinnati Opera, funded by the Andrew W. Mellon Foundation — has been a launching 4 0 CI T Y B E AT.C O M

pad for new operas through intensive 10-day residencies. Six operas have gone on to world premieres, including last summer’s acclaimed Fellow Travelers. Last November, Pulitzer Prize-winning playwright Lynn Nottage and composer Ricky Ian Gordon worked on an operatic version of her play Intimate Apparel. Cincinnati Opera, cincinnatiopera.org.

B e s t A r ch i t e c t u r a l R e c r e at io n o f N o ah ’ s A r k Since — despite what Ken Ham says — nobody knows what Noah’s Ark really looked like or even if it actually existed, forget that humongous “lifesized” behemoth of a recreation at Northern Kentucky’s Ark Encounter and go for something more human-scale and charming. Like the small ark with cartoon-like animal figures parked outside the All Creatures Animal Hospital in Mount Washington. Life-sized? Who knows? But definitely friendly and cute — it’s an ark animals would like. All Creatures Animal Hospital, 5195 Beechmont Ave., Mount Washington, 513231-2345, all-creatures.com.

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1. Incline Public House 2. Eli’s BBQ 3. Arnold’s Bar and Grill P i z z a ( No n - C h a i n ) 1. Goodfellas Pizzeria 2. A Tavola 3. Adriatico’s Pizza 4. Fireside Pizza 5. Catch-a-Fire Pizza 6. Strong’s Brick Oven Pizzeria 7. Mac’s Pizza Pub 8. Krimmer’s Italianette Pizza 9. Newport Pizza Company 10. Trotta’s

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P i z z a (C h a i n ) 1. Dewey’s Pizza 2. LaRosa’s Family Pizzeria 3. Jet’s Pizza N e ig h b o r h oo d P i z z a Joi n t ( Do w n t o w n/O TR ) 1. Goodfellas Pizzeria 2. A Tavola 3. Lucy Blue N e ig h b o r h oo d P i z z a Joi n t (C e n t r a l ) 1. Dewey’s Pizza 2. Adriatico’s 3. Fireside Pizza N e ig h b o r h oo d P i z z a Joi n t ( E a s t S i d e )

N e ig h b o r h oo d P i z z a Joi n t ( No r t h e r n K e n t u c k y ) 1. Goodfellas Pizzeria 2. Dewey’s Pizza 3. Strong’s Brick Oven Pizzeria N e ig h b o r h oo d P i z z a Joi n t ( No r t h e r n ‘ B u r b s) 1. Dewey’s Pizza 2. Mellow Mushroom 3. LaRosa’s Family Pizzeria P u b Foo d 1. Incline Public House 2. Zip’s Café 3. Keystone Bar & Grill

R e s ta u r a n t f o r F i n e Di n i n g

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1. Jeff Ruby’s The Precinct 2. Boca 3. Orchids at Palm Court

1. Dewey’s Pizza 2. Chick-fil-A 3. Tom+Chee

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1. Buca di Beppo 2. Montgomery Inn 3. Taft’s Ale House

1. Incline Public House 2. Montgomery Inn Boathouse 3. Eli’s BBQ

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1. Dewey’s Pizza 2. A Tavola (Maderia) 3. LaRosa’s Family Pizzeria

1. The Anchor-OTR 2. Kaze 3. Jeff Ruby’s Steakhouse

1. Incline Public House 2. Sotto 3. Bakersfield

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1. Dewey’s Pizza 2. LaRosa’s Family Pizzeria 3. Trotta’s Pizza & Drive Thru

1. Taft’s Ale House 2. Sotto 3. Jeff Ruby’s The Precinct

1. Eli’s BBQ 2. Sotto 3. Jean-Robert’s Table

1. Sotto 2. Primavista 3. Orchids at Palm Court Sal ads 1. Dewey’s Pizza 2. Olive Garden 3. Maplewood Kitchen and Bar S e a f oo d 1. The Anchor-OTR 2. Mitchell’s Fish Market 3. Bonefish

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1. Green Papaya 2. Thai Express 3. Lemon Grass

1. Incline Public House 2. Primavista 3. Moerlein Lager House

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So u p 1. Pho Lang Thang 2. Tom+Chee 3. Zoup! Sp e ci a lt y Foo d M a r k e t 1. Findlay Market 2. Jungle Jim’s International Market 3. Fresh Thyme S te akhouse 1. Jeff Ruby’s The Precinct 2. Jeff Ruby’s Steakhouse 3. Jeff Ruby’s Carlo & Johnny S u b s/ S a n d w ic h e s 1. Penn Station 2. Jersey Mike’s 3. Izzy’s

1. Incline Public House 2. Mazunte 3. Tickle Pickle

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1. Bakersfield 2. Mazunte 3. Gomez Salsa

1. Melt 2. Green Dog Café 3. Sleepy Bee Café

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1. Eli’s BBQ 2. Gomez Salsa 3. Chipotle Mexican Grill

1. Krueger’s Tavern 2. Tickle Pickle 3. Green Dog Café

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1. Nada 2. Abigail Street 3. Mita’s

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B est N o na - A p p r o v e d S an d w i c h es If you’re looking for a relatively simple menu with locally sourced ingredients and a die-hard dedication to authentic charcuterie, look no further than Panino, OTR’s former food truck turned artisan panini shop. Nino Loreto and Joe Helm are the owners of the fast-casual sandwich and cured-meat restaurant located on Vine Street. Firm believers in the farm-to-table philosophy, the duo sources almost everything from the surrounding area: Tristateraised livestock, veggies grown in a garden down the street and a wine list featuring only OTR’s Skeleton Root wines (the wines also make an appearance in dishes like fennel pollen salami). Farmers deliver entire carcasses to Panino, where upon arrival the meat is butchered, cured and aged in the restaurant’s own aging room to be transformed into elegant prosciutto, sausage, soppressata and other meats. With an Italian lean — the word “panino” is basically Italian for sandwich — and a con la famiglia mission, the menu also features family recipes like Mama’s Grassfed Beefballs, made by Loreto’s mom Patty, desserts made by Loreto’s sister and small entrées and decadent charcuterie trays to share during the tableside dinner service. Loreto still uses the same butcher block his grandfather did when he was a West Side butcher; the bar is made from an old Delhi bowling alley lane; and the deli case is a restored antique. If you seek realism in a time of falsehoods, you’ve found it. Panino, 1313-1315 Vine St., Over-the-Rhine, 513381-0287, findpanino.com.

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Baking in college helped James Avant IV manage his symptoms of ObsessiveCompulsive Disorder. Inspired by the cupcake Cinderella story in the comedy 2 Broke Girls, Avant took his helpful hobby and turned it into a successful business. OCD Cakes is a bakery with a mental health-awareness mission, based out of Findlay Kitchen, with cake flavors ranging from classic yellow and red velvet to matcha and orange cream. In 2016, Avant applied for the ArtWorks Big Pitch competition and won, using his $15,000 prize to open Bakeologie. Also located in the Findlay Kitchen, the newly opened Bakeologie offers community food-centric events including hands-on cooking classes with a focus on baking sweet and savory dishes to be enjoyed family-style. OCD Cakes and Bakeologie, Findlay Kitchen, 1719 Elm St., Over-the-Rhine, 513-3751838, ocdcak.es, bakeologie.co. 2 017 B ES T O F CIN CINN AT I 51

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B est H o m a g e T o A m e r i c an C h eese Most people don’t have pleasant associations with the phrase “American cheese.” However, The Rhined, opening soon in Over-the-Rhine, aims to change that. The artisanal cheese store focuses on carrying the very best domestic cheese the United States has to offer, as well as wine, beer, nuts, olives and jams to accompany the dairy of your dreams. You’ll find domestic artisan and farmhouse cheddar, Humboldt fog, Brie, blue and more from Austin, Ky.’s Kenny’s Farmhouse Cheese, California’s Cypress Grove Creamery, Indianaoplis’ Tulip Tree Creamery and others — all hand-selected. If you can’t wait for the brick-and-mortar location to open, visit one of their many cheese tasting events held at venues like Rhinegeist or Findlay Market, visit their online shop or inquire about their next-day cheese delivery service. Or get hyped by following their Instagram @therhined. It showcases the cheese boards their team dreams up paired with accouterments from Holtman’s Donuts, Chocolats Latour, Made by Mavis jams and other local culinary stars. The Rhined, 1737 Elm St., Over-the-Rhine, therhined.com.

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It’s hard to believe Melt Eclectic Café has been holding down its spot next to the Northside Tavern for more than a decade. What began as a uniquely vegan- and vegetarian-friendly café (for Cincinnati) in 2005 added sister locations over the years dedicated to healthy carry-out options, first as Picnic & Pantry in Northside and later as Bottle & Basket in Over-the-Rhine. Each has been marked with Melt’s trademark creativity, utilizing local breads, glutenfree options, any and all vegetarian fare — tempeh, tofu, housemade seitan — and even certified humane meats for the carnivores. After being acquired by Wellmann’s Brands, the café will soon move two blocks south into a 3,000-square-foot space inside the sprawling Gantry Building. And, of course, the expansion will come with a full-service bar offering the type of craft cocktails locals have come to expect from booze queen Molly Wellmann’s Wellmann’s

Brands establishments. Melt Eclectic Café, 1580 Blue Rock St., Northside, 513-6816358, meltcincy.com.

B e s t A c t u a l ly H i d d e n G e m Fo r Di n n e r , D r i n k s A n d Co v e r B a n d J a m s Some might argue that any good restaurant on the West Side is a hidden gem, but Sakura truly takes the cake. Located off I-74, this Japanese steakhouse is really hard to find from the street and must be accessed from Old Rybolt Road past the BP gas station or via Rybolt Road past the Holiday Inn, near the closed (we hope) Imperial House Hotel. The adventure continues inside, where patrons can choose from a seat at a Teppanyaki grill table or a spot at the sushi bar for classic rolls and rice dishes. If the music and lights emanating from the adjacent Hillside Gastropub tempt you, just head next door for drinks, jams and dad dancing. Sakura Steakhouse,

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B est k e g g e d c o f f ee Hyde Park’s third-wave coffee shop M5 Espresso eschews local roasters for specially sourced beans from Seattle, Brooklyn, South Carolina and even Berlin, Germany. The menu is simple: batch brew, manual brew, Aeropress and lattes, plus a variety of Spirit Teas. But they’re one of the only coffee shops in the country to offer complex and creamy kegged iced lattes in the warmer months — espresso and milk rested and chilled in a refrigerated keg overnight. Last year they served a “deconstructed latte,” an immersive experience for true connoisseurs featuring a coffee flight with a shot of milk, a shot of espresso and a full latte, for a tasting trio. The shop also sells an assortment of gourmet chocolate bars, which are sometimes melted into their drinks, and sweets from cult-fave area bakery Brown Bear. The airy, open space is perfect for plugging in a device and zoning out while drinking quality hand-crafted coffee. M5 Espresso, 2717 Erie Ave., Hyde Park, m5espresso.com.

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B e s t R e s ta u r a n t Fo r T h e Well-Heeled — And The Rest O f U s No w A n d T h e n Cincinnati’s newest addition to a rarefied level of restaurant — joining Orchids at Palm Court, Boca, Jeff Ruby’s and a couple of others — the Jean-Robert de Cavel/Richard Brown creation known as Restaurant L has its own upper-crust vibe. L is more intimate than Orchids, more contemporary than Ruby’s and, whenever you can swing it, a unique way to spend a pampered evening. The $89-per-person three-course dinner menu — or $125 Menu Gourmand — features a sophisticated seasonal selection blending French soul with contemporary flair (and optional wine pairings). Recently the dining room’s décor was completed with the addition of a spectacular centerpiece: a steel sculpture in the shape of a wintry tree by local

artist Christopher Daniel. Its branches can hold vases of flowers, glass or metal ornaments and a wide variety of other enhancements. Brown enjoys changing its look every couple of weeks, depending on the season. Don’t forget: There’s an à la carte bar menu if you’re not up for the prix fixe dining room extravagance. Restaurant L, 301 E. Fourth St., Suite 450, Downtown, 513-760-5525, lcincinnati.com.

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B est Ta r ta r S a u c e A n d Ta l l Ta l es Since 1979, Elmer Ferguson, the owner of the Old Timber Inn in Northside, has injected the restaurant with an air of his snarky personality and sense of fun. Known colloquially as “the fish logs place” because the sign in front of the blue-gray building perpetually advertises fish logs, Elmer is proprietor, chef and on a firstname basis with both regulars and newbies alike. But what are fish logs? According to the menu, “The earliest settlers of the New World would often hear stories from the indigenous peoples making reference to strange creatures inhabiting the wilderness. One such account depicted a creature that resembled a large fishlike animal with an extended thorax covered with a type of ‘bark’ where one would typically find scales.” Elmer’s fish logs, however, feature a thick slice of savory cold-water Atlantic cod, fried to a perfect crisp and served with a sliced lemon and homemade tartar sauce. Add a stiff drink and craic from Elmer and you’re in for a memorable evening. Old Timber Inn, 4330 Spring Grove Ave., Northside, 513-681-8149.

flavors including za’atar, everything and fruit bagels. She makes her own spreads, too, like pimento cheese, muhammara and a beet-based garden variety called Judy Garden. Every month, MainStrasse’s Crafts & Vines hosts a Lil’s bagel bar in which people can make their own bagel sandwiches. Here’s hoping she opens a brick-and-mortar deli soon. Lil’s Bagels, lilsbagels.com.

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Chicago donut, an apple-filled donut rolled in cinnamon and sugar at Mimi’s Donuts & Bakery (2267 Millville Ave., Hamilton); and the Fruity Pebbles donut, a white-iced cake donut topped with the popular crunchy cereal at Oxford Doughnut Shoppe (120 S. Locust St., Oxford). With your completed (and sprinkle-speckled) passport in hand, swing by the Butler County Visitors Bureau to claim your official Donut Trail T-shirt. Butler County Visitors Bureau, 8756 Union Centre Blvd., West Chester, 888-462-2282, gettothebc.com/donut-trail.

When the fine folks at the Butler County Visitors Bureau realized they had a wealth of sweets on their hands, they created the official Butler County Donut Trail: a collection of mom-and-pop shops that will render any and all pre-packaged supermarket donuts unacceptable forevermore. Among the highlights are the Red Storm Roll, a raspberry-filled donut with cream cheese frosting at Jupiter Coffee & Donuts (5353 Dixie Highway, Fairfield); the Little

Covington’s House of Grill is the Cincinnati (and Dayton) area’s only bona fide Persian restaurant. Their tea, which is served in a glass teacup, is complimentary with an entrée, and it’s made with strong black tea and cardamom pods and comes with sugar cubes. And refills are free. While you’re there sipping your tea, stay for a kebab, falafel sandwich, saffron ice cream,

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• all natural (no preservatives, artificial flavors, dyes or sweeteners) • B est B at h r o o m F o r A S e l f i e Chef Ryan Santos’ Please, a new upscale American eatery tucked away on Clay Street in Over-the-Rhine, features fine dining à la carte and creative four-course tasting menus boasting dishes such as honey-brined cod with celery root or pastalike enoki mushrooms cooked in walnut milk. Helmed as a gypsy pop-up concept since 2011, Santos opened his brick and mortar in November after private backing and a Kickstarter campaign that raised more than $35,000. Along with the food, one of the perks of eating at Please is the location. With an indigo exterior and a restaurant build-out that was recently featured in architecture magazine Dwell, the cozy space is note-perfect down to the very Instagrammable bathroom. Yes, the bathroom. Please’s bathroom’s colorful hand-painted tile and rounded mirror have sparked the #pleasepotty hashtag on social media. Along with the abstract backdrop, Please’s potent and creative cocktails, named after those who contributed to the Kickstarter, may also inspire taking selfies in strange places. Please, 1405 Clay St., Over-the-Rhine, 513-405-8859, pleasecincinnati.com.

eggplant dip (kashk-o-bademjaan), happy hour-priced local draft beers and monthly belly dancing performances. House of Grill, 14 E. Fifth St., Covington, Ky., 859-2066324, kentuckyhouseofgrill.com.

B e s t Pa r e n t i n g H a c k We have for you the holy trinity of parenting hacks — and yes, it involves sandwiches. Pleasant Ridge’s Red Balloon Café + Play is a one-stop destination for baby care, play time and to grab a quick meal. While the menu has a number of kid-friendly options (cheese sticks, turkey cubes, freeze-dried strawberries), parents are welcome to let the playroom take the kids off their hands for a while and dine solo on scratch-made meals, like avocado toast on Sixteen Bricks rye for breakfast or a curried chicken salad wrap with a side of watermelon gazpacho for lunch. At Red Balloon, your little angels are free to climb, push and pull on

an array of toys and playground staples (slides, ladders, peek-a-boo huts). The entire concept is designed for ages 1 to 6, and the shop also includes a selection of natural family goods for purchase, from postpartum teas and diapers to teething tablets. Having trouble getting the hang of that baby wrap? Stop in for advice or attend one of their classes, where you can try out different types of carriers before you buy. Red Balloon Café + Play, 6200 Montgomery Road, Pleasant Ridge, 513-620-8328, redballooncafe.com.

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B est A r t i c h o k e S u b Neapolitan pizzeria A Tavola expanded their trattoria menu last year to include pastas — lasagna Bolognese, cacio e pepe and cannelloni — charcuterie and sandwiches. Of the sandwiches there is one vegetarian-friendly option and it’s a really good one: a fried artichoke sub. The sub is served on Sixteen Bricks’ ciabatta and topped with goat cheese, arugula, red onion, aceto balsamico and aioli. The artichoke hearts are lightly breaded and fried to make a delicate crumbly crust and then smooshed together with creamy cheese and aioli and a vinegary balsamic bite. Despite the fry, it feels fresh and light, but still comforting in that way only fried foods can be. A Tavola, 1220 Vine St., Over-the-Rhine, 513-246-0192; 7022 Miami Ave., Madeira, 513-272-0192, atavolapizza.com.

like honey, pear and vanilla bean or pomegranate pinot noir. Their jam of the month club is available in periods of six months (a total shipment of nine jars) or a year (18 jars) and features three jars of assorted flavors of jams or jellies every two months. Individual jars are also available at several local farmers markets, retail shops and online. Whether you decide to treat your friends and family to samples or hoard it all in the kitchen is yours to decide. Just remember: With great jam comes great responsibility. Made by Mavis, 859-2500881, made-by-mavis.myshopify.com.

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B e s t Impo r t F r om T h e L e f t Co a s t Fifteen years ago, native Cincinnatian Tali Ovadia opened a food cart in Portland, Ore. serving a single recipe: a bowl of brown rice, beans, black olives, cheese, avocado slices and lemon-garlic Tali Sauce. Within a few years, she had seven brick-and-mortar locations under the name Whole Bowl in and around Portland. In December her brother Micah opened a Whole Bowl on Ludlow Avenue in Clifton, the first location outside of Oregon. It’s a

walk-up window serving two bowl sizes, a couple of drinks and not much else. Micah says the neighborhood has been super welcoming, and with the opening of nearby Clifton Market, foot traffic has increased. The secret to the bowl’s popularity rests with the Tali Sauce. A Google search finds blogger and YouTube video attempts to recreate it, but Ovadia holds her recipe close to the vest. Ask for a little extra spoonful when you order. Whole Bowl, 364 Ludlow Ave., Clifton, 513-7512695, thewholebowl.com/cincinnati.

B e s t E x p e n s i v e R e s ta u r a n t Fo r A n A f f o r d a b l e L u n c h Spending the night out at Sotto is considered special occasion dining — with the candle-lit atmosphere and indulgent Italian pastas — but as of summer 2016, Sotto is also open for lunch. A midday escape from the cubicle drone or a clandestine destination for some bavette pasta con bottarga (pasta topped with salty fish roe), the sensible yet satisfying lunch menu features smaller portions and smaller price points on dinner classics. Featuring about 13 total items, you can still get fan favorites

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B est Late - N i g h t Ma c A n d C h eese Since it opened the doors of its third location at U Square in Clifton, Keystone Bar & Grill has become an instant classic with University of Cincinnati students. Their craft beer selection and extensive macaroni and cheese menu are the stuff of college-kid legends. Inspired by the success, the Keystone team opened the Mac Shack, a retro fast-casual extension to the main restaurant. The Mac Shack offers all nine of Keystone’s classic otherworldly macaroni and cheese dishes — from the Gordon Lightfoot with ham and Swiss to the Fleetwood Mac with pesto, tomato and mozzarella — plus new and inspired daily creations. Bonus add-ons and toppings include locally sourced proteins (chicken, ham, bacon and brisket), crumbled up Flaming Hot Cheetos or Grippo’s, cornbread and healthier options like spinach. The Mac Shack is open until a bleary 4 a.m. on Thursday, Friday and Saturday, for nights of over-indulgence that must end in noodles topped with bacon, caramelized onion and lots of cheese. The Mac Shack, 249 Calhoun St., Clifton Heights, 513-229-9080, eatmacshack.com.

like short rib cappellacci or cacio e pepe — with gnocci instead of spaghetti — for less than $15. Entrées, including breaded pork loin and a take on their black kale Caesar with chicken, are under $20. Sotto, 118 E. Sixth St., Downtown, 513-977-6886, sottocincinnati.com.

B e s t T r i p e Bo w l On some level, Chinese food is a foreign flavor to an American tongue, but at Clifton’s Fortune Noodle House, the foreign gets authentic with a big bowl of beef tripe noodles. Conveniently located on the corner of Calhoun and Clifton streets, Fortune is perfectly situated for international students at the University of Cincinnati to get a taste of home and for locals to try something new. Inspired by classic Chinese noodle houses, owners Steven Sun and his wife Rachel serve a La Mian-style of handmade noodles, a practice that dates back to the 1500s. The

noodles are hand-pulled and stretched out into strands, then paired with everything from vegetables, squid and shredded pork to the aforementioned beef stomach. The texture and folds of the tripe, along with the chewy and dense noodles, soak up the complex flavors of the soup. Other uncommon menu items include selections like a marbled tea egg, sliced lotus root, pig ear, beef tendon and even the chef’s special sautéed pig kidney. A caveat: After eating the tripe noodle stew, you may or may not sweat it out in your sleep. Fortune Noodle House, 349 Calhoun St., Clifton Heights, 513-281-1800, fortunenoodles.com.

B e s t I n a u g u r a l Co f f e e F e s t i va l On Nov. 20, CityBeat contributing writer Ilene Ross and her daughter Cami organized the city’s first coffee showcase, Pour Over Cincy/NKY, based on a similar fest from Ann Arbor, Mich., also organized by

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Cami. The Northern Kentucky Incubator Kitchen hosted roasteries/coffee shops, such as Deeper Roots and Carabello, which used apparatus like a siphon and V60 to brew samples of coffee. To complement the coffees, Grateful Grahams doled out desserts, and Pizzeria Locale presented their to-die-for budino pudding. The fest demonstrated what a diverse coffee scene Cincy has, and considering it was packed, we’re hoping for an even bigger fest next year. Pour Over Cincy/NKY, facebook.com/pourovercincynky.

B e s t Do n u t A n d Co f f e e Com b o A lot of local breweries have combined the flavors of donuts and beer, but that holy hole-y breakfast staple really belongs paired with and dunked in coffee. At Carabello Coffee’s six-seat Analog Slow Bar — which opened last fall — they soaked Holtman’s glazed donuts in whole milk and then warmed up the donut milk and poured it into a shot of espresso. And it tasted exactly like a donut. The drink wasn’t Carabello’s invention — that honor goes to Fleet Coffee in Austin, Texas — but it felt ideal for Cincinnati’s love of donuts. As Homer Simpson once said, “Mmm… donuts.” (And coffee.) Carabello Coffee,

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B e s t R e a s o n To E at O f f T h e F l oo r No, it’s not the five-second rule. Coppin’s restaurant in Hotel Covington is swanky and cool, an amazing eatery in Covington’s up-and-coming city center. And several of their delicious dishes are served on hand-crafted planks that were originally floorboards in the 1910 building. The sweet corn fritters are savory bite-sized delights spiced with smoked togarashi, a Japanese pepper blend — which in this case is made in Kentucky by Bourbon Barrel Foods — and served with buttermilk dressing. Hotel Covington, 638 Madison Ave., Covington, Ky., 859-905-6600, hotelcovington.com.

B e s t E x pa n s io n Fo r L at e - N ig h t Ta c o Lo v e r s If you’ve ever had more than a few drinks in Over-the-Rhine, you’ve probably eaten at Gomez Salsa’s walk-up window. Serving homemade tacos, salsa and their infamous Turtles (a burrito stuffed with everything you could ever want, including a tostada for crunch), the window is open until 2:30 a.m. Friday and Saturday. Their

new Walnut Hills location Gomez Salsa Cantina also pulls late-ish hours, offering addictive modern Tex-Mex food until 10 p.m. The new location also features a few things the original Gomez doesn’t, such as indoor seating, a liquor license for housemade margaritas and a streamlined menu with four distinct flavor combos. It’s exciting news for owner Andrew Gomez, who began the business as a way to sell authentic food inspired by his grandmother’s cooking. Gomez Salsa Cantina, 2437 Gilbert Ave., Walnut Hills, 513-954-8541, facebook.com/gomezwalnut.

Best Poutine Power Once a gourmet-street-food trend, poutine is becoming a menu staple at area eateries. If you’re not familiar with the FrenchCanadian dish, poutine is a relatively simple combination of french fries, brown gravy and cheese curds. Starting with that foundation, endless variations abound — including these favorites from across the Tristate. Paying tribute to Cincinnati’s threeway, Pleasant Ridge Chili pairs french fries with signature gravy and mild shredded cheddar cheese, served until 4:30 a.m. For a Badger State spin, the Northside Yacht Club tops Kennebec fries (the hip new potato) with duck fat gravy, Wisconsin

cheese curds and scallions. Whereas Incline Public House favors less gravy and more meat with their short rib poutine topped with cheese curds and demi-glace. Revolution Rotisserie puts their own spin on things by topping tater tots — not fries — with chicken, mozzarella and gravy. And one of the first innovators of this indulgent poutine frenzy, Senate hosts a yearly Poutine Week that is very hard to avoid. Pleasant Ridge Chili, 6032 Montgomery Road, Pleasant Ridge, 513-531-2365, pleasantridgechili.com; Northside Yacht Club, 4231 Spring Grove Ave., Northside, 513541-0528, northsideyachtclub.com; Incline Public House, 2601 W. Eighth St., Price Hill, 513-251-3000, inclinepublichouse.com; Revolution Rotisserie & Bar, 1106 Race St., 513-381-0009, revolutionrotisserie.com; Senate, 1212 Vine St., Over-the-Rhine, 513421-2020, senatepub.com.

B e s t I n di a n Di n n e r B u f f e t While it might be the only Indian dinner buffet in town, Grill of India’s evening buffet stands in a class of its own. What else could be expected from the team that brought us cult culinary favorite Swad in College Hill? Opened last fall, Grill of India offers not one but two buffet tables and an advertised 36 items, with more than 12

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different clearly marked entrées catering to vegetarians and meat-eaters alike. For about $15, stop by and grab a cheap beer and a few plates of tikka masala, saag paneer and fish pakoras before catching an indie flick at the Esquire (or going home to put on sweatpants). Grill of India, 354 Ludlow Ave., Clifton, 513-961-3600, grillofindiacincinnati.com.

seem familiar to you: They’re the friendly folks who ran a stand at Findlay Market serving the same delicious food based on Rose’s recipes. A family of immigrants, the goal of the eatery is to “bridge the gap” by connecting Cincinnati diners with South Asian tastes and spices. Bridges, 4165 Hamilton Ave., Northside, 513-374-9354, facebook.com/ashchipalu.

pork and cauliflower, and a wine list with organically produced and minimally processed vino. On the weekends, Pleasantry also offers brunch. And while the menu may change with the seasons, you can always get great-tasting simple food nearly any time of the day. Pleasantry, 118 W. 15th St., Over-the-Rhine, 513-381-1969, pleasantryotr.com.

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Pleasantry is named after a street — the building sits at the corner of West 15th and Pleasant — but it’s also the perfect description of this polished-yet-easygoing gem of a restaurant. Their motto — “Sip slow. Drink easy. Eat right.” — feels so doable in this calm, inviting space that a person could return to for breakfast, lunch and dinner… all in the same day. Pleasantry opens at 8 a.m. Tuesday through Friday to serve what they describe as “Midwestern food:” granola, quiche and classic scrambled eggs for breakfast, with lunch options including a butternut squash and rapini sandwich and a pimento cheese burger that will knock your socks off. Dinner service is from 5 to 10 p.m., featuring proteins like ocean trout,

For some unfair and ungodly reason, Price Hill Chili only serves its homemade macaroni and cheese on Fridays, available from 4 p.m. until they run out. Simply listed as “Macaroni & Cheese” in the Extras section of the menu, the down-home dish has a crusty baked top and creamy interior that makes it worthy of top billing. But, as they say, “You don’t know what you got ’til it’s gone,” and in this case, this mac is gone all too quickly. Price Hill Chili, 4920 Glenway Ave., Price Hill, 513-471-9507, pricehillchili.com.

B e s t C h i l i Pa r l o r Up g r a d e The recently renovated Covington Chili parlor is a smoke-free gasp of fresh air is Northern Kentucky. The restaurant’s new owners updated the space with a non-smoking mandate and authentic

Greek cuisine, while still keeping the divebar atmosphere that those who grew up slurping down its spaghetti know and love. The family-friendly casual vibe is typified in their motto: “Serving working people since 1936.” While the more things change, the more they stay the same, patrons can thankfully still find coneys, fries and three-, four- and five-ways topped with the same chili recipe the parlor was founded on 80 years ago. And just in case you’re one of the few rare people who don’t know exactly what they’re going to order at a chili place, the revamped website also has an up-to-date daily specials landing page. Bonus: Covington Chili also offers free food delivery to nearby Braxton Brewing Company and Hotel Covington. Covington Chili, 707 Madison Ave., Covington, Ky., 859-261-6066, historiccovingtonchili.com.

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B est A d u lt P o p -Ta r t Very few things beat waking up in the morning as a kid and sliding twin Pop-Tarts into the toaster for a morning jolt of sugar. Benjamin Arington, owner, creator and chef of Fat Ben’s Bakery, has taken that childhood nostalgia and updated it for 2017 (and for grown-ups) with the creation of his pastry pockets. The pockets are rectangular crusty pastries filled with classy flavor combos like strawberry cheesecake, blackberry thyme and pineapple rosemary. And if you don’t feel like adulting quite yet, Arington also offers flavors like milk and cereal, chocolate PB fudge and Girl Scout Cookie. While you can only order the addictive pastry pockets online for now, a Fat Ben’s storefront is coming soon. Fat Ben’s Bakery, 917-628-8202, fatbensbakery.com.

give new food entrepreneurs a chance to flex their muscles in a commercial kitchen setting. Complete with commercial-grade kitchen equipment in a licensed facility, the affordable shared space allows for a more inclusive entrepreneurial ecosystem. Membership in the 8,000-squarefoot kitchen also features assistance to help entrepreneurs develop business plans through “incubation services,” whether they’re just looking to increase production or start their own restaurant. Current members include Em’s Sourdough Bread, Jenn’s Hot Tamale, Brewhaus Dog Bones and Gadabout Doughnuts. Findlay Kitchen, 1719 Elm St., Over-the-Rhine, findlaykitchen.org.

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B e s t C h ic k e n S h a c k Fo r L i v e r Lo v e r s If you’re starting to experience occasional bouts of light-headedness, chances are you’re suffering from an iron deficiency. What better way to address that than to add some iron-rich liver to your diet, and what better place to get that liver than at Ron’s Roost? A West Side institution since 1960, Ron’s Roost is known for its famous

fried chicken, authentic sauerbraten and the giant fiberglass rooster that stands sentry on the roof. But diners also flock to Ron’s for the restaurant’s chicken livers and gravy appetizer and entire chicken livers dinner, with gravy and two sides (like German potato salad and hot bacon coleslaw). If you’d prefer calves liver, Ron’s has that on the dinner menu, too — pan fried and slathered in sautéed onions, of course. Ron’s Roost, 3853 Race Road, Bridgetown, 513-574-0222, ronsroost.net.

B e s t S h o r t- O r d e r Go e t ta Ho a g i e There’s not much in the way of dining pleasure in the corridor of Hamilton Avenue beyond Pit to Plate, but plan a trip to Brotherton’s Family Restaurant in downtown Mount Healthy for a cozy atmosphere and friendly service. The breakfast menu is loaded with big omelets, home fries, pancakes, goetta, corned beef hash and sausage biscuits and gravy. The lunch and dinner menu is as patriotic as it gets: burgers, BLTs, grilled cheese, mac and cheese, country fried steak and a goetta hoagie! Brotherton’s goetta hoagie features

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B e s t P r i vat e I s l a n d Island Frydays is the definitive restaurant to break out of culinary monotony, featuring authentic Caribbean cuisine made by former University of Cincinnati football captain and Jamaican native Leo Morgan. The place has been in Corryville for seven years but has somehow remained one of the city’s best-kept secrets, despite an appearance on Guy Fieri’s Diner’s, DriveIns and Dives in 2014. You really owe it to yourself to stop by and taste its curry and jerk dishes or go all the way Jamaican with escovitch snapper, oxtail dinner or curried goat with a side of plantains. There is nothing like it in this part of the country. Island Frydays, 2826 Vine St., Corryville, 513498-0680, islandfrydays.com.

B e s t R e a s o n To Wa i t I n L i n e At 9 A . M . T h e T h i r d S u n d ay O f t h e M o n t h Originally a coffee shop and bistro, Newberry Brothers Coffee is now primarily a speakeasy nestled in the

Mansion Hill neighborhood of Newport. But on “Third Sundays,” Newberry’s opens from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. to serve its famous handmade pastries, like ham and cheese and goetta and cheddar croissants, cinnamon rolls, scones and more — all baked fresh Sunday morning and available while supplies last. Complement your carbs with a house-roasted coffee. You’ll need it: Lines of hungry pastry patrons are always out the door, so be prepared to wait. For night owls, the inhouse Prohibition Bourbon Bar, featuring more than 1,000 brands of bourbon, rye whiskey, Scotch and Irish and Japanese whiskey, is open until 1 a.m. Thursday through Saturday. Newberry Brothers Coffee, 530 Washington Ave., Newport, Ky., 859-261-9463, newberrybroscoffee.com.

B e s t T w i s t O n Ta p io c a And Tea Essencha Tea House in Oakley is a haven for tea lovers. With an extensive menu of green, black, white, oolong, herbal and rooibos teas, plus a line of infusions from local Lola’s Botanicals, the tea selection (which you can sample for free) is about as vast as the café menu, which features edibles like kimchi crepes, a cold smokedsalmon sandwich and a matcha goddess

salad. For bubble tea lovers — or those looking to try the Asian treat for the first time — Essencha offers a customizable selection. Choose your freshly brewed tea base and fruit syrup, shaken and poured over sweet tapioca pearls. Or order from the signature bubble tea menu. The favorite Chai Hizzie features their excellent housemade chai — an authentic tea taste with the right blend of sweet and spice — chilled and poured over sweet pearls. Essencha Tea House, 3212 Madison Road, Oakley, 513-533-4832, essenchatea.com.

B e s t R e va mp e d R a m e n Ho u s e Formerly known as Maki Express, this itty, bitty izakaya (sans booze) has been a mainstay in Clifton Heights for more than a decade. And after a recent modern makeover, the eatery has reopened with a new name — Maki Express Ramen House — a new look and a new menu. Brightly colored Pop art murals with swirling geishas, tigers and dragons cover the walls, and the left side of the dining room has been converted into traditional seating, with sleek black tables on a raised platform for diners to sit cross-legged while enjoying their meals. Where the old menu offered a range of sushi and noodle dishes, the

new streamlined edition features traditional ramen with pork belly, spinach, bamboo, sweet corn and a soft boiled egg in tonkotsu, miso or shoyu broth (the friendly young chef will also make vegetarian ramen upon request). Maki Express Ramen House, 209 W. McMillan St., Clifton Heights, 513-721-6999.

B e s t Way To A d d W i d t h With A Gir th Raise a Rhinegeist to Zip’s Café, the dark-paneled Delta Avenue burger joint that celebrated its 90th birthday last year. Settle into a booth and ponder your order as you watch a nostalgia-inducing model train glide across a track that runs along the ceiling. If you’re feeling like a light meal, order a classic Zip burger, with fresh, flame-broiled meat from local butcher Avril-Bleh & Sons, nestled in a toasted honey-egg bun from Klosterman Bakery, and a side of super crispy onion rings. Or go big with the Girth Burger, a Zip burger topped with a split Avril-Bleh mettwurst. Or even bigger with the Train Wreck, a Zip burger topped with shaved ham, the aforementioned split grilled mettwurst and three types of cheese — just in case you thought the standard Girth burger wasn’t enough on its own and you don’t feel like

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B e s t G u at e m a l a n Ta m a l e s A burgeoning community of Guatemalan refugees are beginning to call Price Hill home. And establishments like the Maranata Store are offering both a taste of Central America and an authentic cultural experience for outsiders. The tienda stocks ethnic groceries while the modest restaurant serves colorful cilantro-infused ceviche, pork pupusas, fried plantains and three-milk cake. The Guatemalan-style tamales alone are worth a trip. Bigger than their Mexican counterparts and cooked inside banana leaves, these homemade tamales are only available on Saturday and Sunday and come filled with chicken, beef or pork. Maranata Store, 1215 Rulison Ave., Price Hill, 513244-2494, marantastore.com.

B e s t Way To T u r n P e op l e O n To F e r m e n t e d Foo d The world doesn’t give proper respect to fermented vegetables, but fortunately chef Gary Leybman does. As a Jewish immigrant from Belarus who settled in Cincinnati with his family, Leybman

draws on his Eastern European cultural legacy and history as a private chef for the ferments he makes for artisan pickling business The Pickled Pig, which he co-owns with wife Libby. After learning how to make kimchee (fermented Korean cabbage), Leybman fell in love with the process and began pickling his back garden, eventually landing on recipes for garlic beets, sauerkraut, curried cauliflower and lots and lots of pickles. His bestseller? His Napa Kimchee, which blends ginger, garlic and Korean chili with the classic fermented taste — not too sweet, not too sour. Currently The Pickled Pig thrives at farmers markets, bouncing between Northside, Madeira, Anderson and Findlay all year long, but Leybman has a brick-and-mortar location in Walnut Hills in the works that will eventually be a storefront and deli. The Pickled Pig, 513748-7114, smokedandpickled.com.

B e s t Go u r m e t E g g S a l a d S a n d w ic h If you’re a vegetarian, eating a sandwich can be a relatively uneventful experience. There’s no Reuben or club or BLT; there’s just cheese, tomatoes and assorted greenery stuffed between two slabs of bread. But Bottle & Basket, a Wellmann’s

Brands gourmand grab-and-go near Washington Park in Over-the-Rhine, offers an excellent alternative: a fennel shallot egg salad sandwich. Piled on a perfectly plush and crusty ciabatta roll, the salad is peppered with fennel and topped with red cabbage and pesto. If you’re feeling so bold, add some tomato and pickles and a bag of local Hen of the Woods Touch of Smoke kettle chips. It’s a perfect lunch or picnic for one. Bottle & Basket will also soon be opening a second location in the lobby of the Contemporary Arts Center. Bottle & Basket, 1400 Republic St., Over-the-Rhine, 513-3816325, wellmannsbrands.com.

Best Eggless Egg Sal ad S a n d w ic h For those of you who enjoy the thought of an egg salad sandwich but don’t want to eat the crushed up ovum of a chicken, Fresh Table at Findlay Market has a clever and flavorful alternative. The seasonally focused chef-owned and -operated prepared-food vendor makes a remarkable vegan eggless egg salad with perfectly mushy and perfectly yellow crumbled up tofu. It’s been a cult favorite since Polly Campbell declared it one of the best dishes of the year in 2011. It’s

so popular that chefs/owners Meredith Trombly and Louis Snowden hold the recipe a closely guarded secret. You could try to recreate it at home with different tofu techniques, but we recommend leaving it up to the experts. Fresh Table at Findlay Market, 1801 Race St., Over-theRhine, 513-381-FRSH, freshtable.biz.

Best Deli- St yle Egg Sal ad S a n d w ic h For more than 25 years, Fred & Gari’s has been a bustling favorite of the downtown lunch crowd, with its ’80s-throwback neon sign, house-roasted meats and homemade dessert. The deli also specializes in a damn-good $8 soup-and-sandwich combo. Daily soup flavors are listed on a whiteboard outside the standingroom-only take-out (and on Facebook), and customers can build their own sandwich or order options like a turkey club or roast beef with horseradish from the menu. The meats are smoked inhouse, and their egg salad is a nostalgic throwback, full of mayonnaise-y goodness and topped with lettuce, tomato and onion. While you wait for your sandwich to arrive in its Styrofoam container, enjoy the lighthearted banter between Fred, Gari and the slew of regulars. Fred &

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Covington’s mezcal bar and taqueria Frida 602 is the second MainStrasse eatery for owners Paul Weckman and his wife Emily Wolff, who also run Otto’s down the street. Named after colorful painter Frida Kahlo, the restaurant mirrors her work with cerulean bar stools, bright-orange chairs, a floral banquette and Day of the Dead artwork, including decorative calaveras everywhere, and candles in the fireplace, which illuminate the upstairs dining room. But you’re not necessarily here for the Mexico City décor; you’re more likely here for the tacos. The restaurant offers five different tacos à la carte, served on corn tortillas with pickled red onion, radish and cilantro, the most delicious of which are the fish tacos, thick slices of mild mahi mahi, seared or tempura fried with pineapple slaw; the chicken tacos, stuffed with spit-roasted and spiced chicken, honey poblano slaw and black beanmango salsa; and the incredibly interesting vegetarian Brussels sprout tacos. The

slightly caramelized sprouts are sautéed and topped with a rich peanut salsa to produce an unexpected flavor explosion. On Tuesdays, the chicken tacos are only $2 (instead of $4), so you can double up while you sip on one of the complexly layered mezcal-laced house cocktails. Mezcal adds a smoky flavor to drinks like the Oaxacan mule and spicy Paloma, a palate pleaser with bitter grapefruit and spicy jalapeño simple syrup. Frida 602, 602 Main St., Covington, Ky., 859-815-8736, facebook.com/frida602.

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B est Way T o Ma k e Yo u r H o m e S m e l l L i k e A B a k e r y W i t h o u t B A KI N G A n y t h i n g Yo u r se l f There are plenty of reasons to visit O’Bryonville’s The BonBonerie bakery and café — owners Mary Pat Pace and Sharon Butler have been creating artful, delicious pastries and treating customers, staff and community like family for 33 years. The resulting excellence is evident both inside the bakery’s glistening glass cases and in the aroma emanating from one of BonBonerie’s pink carry-out boxes filled with homemade pastries, chocolates and torts. Such a box, once opened, will fill your kitchen and probably your dining room with the smells of a time when grocery stores didn’t mass-produce birthday cakes and people had time to bake things for themselves. Over three-plus decades, Pace and Butler have consistently refined and reworked their recipes, trying new things and booting the rare concepts that go out of taste. Visit their website for seasonal menus including the likes of chocolate eclairs, black bottom banana toffee torts, French macarons, honey vanilla pound cake, etc. The café also offers coffee and breakfast sandwiches, and you can always order the wedding cake or cupcake spread to show everyone that your union will never be threatened by weak pastry consumption. The BonBonerie, 2030 Madison Road, O’Bryonville, 513-321-3399, bonbonerie.com.

slightly tart taste you will either love or hate. The best part of such expansive offerings is it allows contrasting couples to order from whichever country they prefer. Elephant Walk also offers a daily lunch buffet with both styles of cuisine for customers to mix, match and try a bit of both. Other menu highlights include traditional Ethiopian coffee and naan wraps, stuffed with chicken tikka, lamb or paneer and veggies. Elephant Walk Injera & Curry House, 170 W. McMillan St., Clifton, 513526-1555, elephantwalkcincy.com.

B e s t S t opp e d - I n -T i m e Steakhouse Step back in time to the 1950s at Maury’s Tiny Cove, a retro steakhouse with low lights, red vinyl and dark wood. Since 1949, they’ve been serving damn-good steak, Atomic Age sides (shredded lettuce salads;

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a complimentary ramekin of pickles on every table) and a perfect martini. Ask for the Carol booth — the restaurant appears in the locally filmed, Oscar-nominated movie starring Cate Blanchett and Rooney Mara — or take a photo with the Maury’s sign, featuring a kitschy cartoon steer holding a cocktail. Maury’s Tiny Cove, 3908 Harrison Ave., Cheviot, 513-6622683, maurys-steakhouse.com.

B e s t C h e a p Do l s o t Bibimbap Dolsot bibimbap is a Korean dish served in a hot stone bowl with rice, assorted veggies, a sunny-side-up egg and some type of protein — usually tofu, pork or beef. It’s served to you steaming hot and then you mush up all the ingredients with gochujang chili pepper paste, toasting the ingredients on the side of the stone bowl in the process.

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B est Resta u r ant T h at Has L i te r a l ly R i sen F r o m T h e A s h es It took more than a year of fundraising, elbow grease and community involvement for this Over-the-Rhine landmark to reopen after a devastating fire, but the renovated Tucker’s Restaurant was back in business in mid-September. The unassuming little diner had been an OTR mainstay for an astonishingly long run, almost 60 years, when a grease fire in the kitchen caused extensive flame and smoke damage. Owners Carla and Joe Tucker held fundraisers around town and got more help from local professionals and neighborhood workers than they could have dreamed of. Now they are once again serving breakfast, brunch and lunch to locals and suburbanites who love not only the anything-goes urban hospitality but also basic comfort food and all-day breakfast standards. Tucker’s Restaurant, 1637 Vine St., Over-the-Rhine, 513-954-8920, facebook.com/tuckersrestaurantotr.

In Cincinnati we’re lucky to have multiple Asian eateries that serve delicious bibimbap — Riverside Korean, Sung Korean Bistro, Stone Bowl, etc. — but Izen’s Drunken Bento stands out from the crowd for its unassuming façade and collegefriendly price point. Nestled in the student area of Clifton Heights, Izen’s casual décor (there’s a wall of exposed textured 2-by-4 beams you can graffiti) complements its selection of fresh sushi, $6 ramen and more than a dozen Korean entrées at less than $15, including dolsot bibimbap for $11 — a big hot bowl of rice, carrots, soybean sprouts, shiitake mushroom, zucchini, spinach and protein. Izen’s Drunken Bento, 212 W. McMillan St., Clifton Heights, 513381-5905, searchable on Facebook.

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Having a membership to downtown’s YWCA means you have access to a hot tub and a salt water pool. But it also means you’re within walking distance of Lalo, the

new Asian-Latin fusion restaurant from the Neuf (formerly Huit) folks, located in the former location of Huit. Confused? Don’t be. After working out, treat yourself to Lalo’s fish tacos, wonton chips, ceviche, rice bowls, drunken brisket stew, a cauliflower burrito and rice bowls. Don’t worry — it is somewhat healthy, and, well, you worked out so you deserve it. Lalo, 29 E. Court St., Downtown, 513-381-4848, lalocincinnati.com.

B e s t C l a s s ic Co b b S a l a d Many origin stories exist for the creation of the Cobb salad, the most popular of which is that it was created for Hollywood Brown Derby restaurant owner Robert Howard Cobb in the 1930s. Traditionally served with romaine lettuce, hardboiled egg, avocado, tomato, chicken, onion, bacon and blue cheese dressing — use the mnemonic device EAT COBB to remember the ingredients — restaurants will vary their take on the timeless chop with “Southwestern” options or by adding unique

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B est Une x p e c te d C o ne y T o p p e r People underplay the role shredded lettuce has as a condiment — it’s crunchy and chilled and green and it’s showing up more and more as a trendy topping on dishes like salad pizza and the Chili Hut’s slaw dog. The Chili Hut food truck offers a simple menu of street-food dishes centered around Cincinnati-style chili. Go basic with a simple cheese coney — an all-beef hot dog topped with signature chili and handshredded cheese — or get on board the leafy train with the Hut’s signature slaw dog, a cheese coney piled high with housemade coleslaw. You can even add coleslaw to any two-, three-, four- and five-way for a buck. And yeah, we know coleslaw is made with cabbage, but it’s the same idea. The Chili Hut, 513-253-7356, thechilihut.com.

cheese. But Trio Bistro in Kenwood sticks to tradition — kind of. One of the most popular items on the menu, the salad is topped with a garlicky house ranch instead of Roquefort dressing. To get the muchmissed flavorful profile of blue cheese, order a house martini with stuffed blue cheese olives to accompany your meal. It’s strong and cold and harkens back to those Brown Derby days, especially since you’ll most likely be dining with early birds and the classy blue-hair broads that frequent the joint. Trio Bistro, 7565 Kenwood Road, Kenwood, 513-984-1905, triobistro.com.

BEST VEAL VARIETY Family-run for more than a century, Scotti’s Italian Restaurant is the kind of historic gem that diners need to patronize so it’s not lost to the sands of time or expansion of Olive Gardens. Multiple generations of the DiMarco and Scoleri families have made this eatery a Vine Street mainstay, with its quirky interior and slew of pasta options. The walls are covered in a schizophrenic pattern of broken tiles, old paintings and photos of Italian landmarks hung askew, red-and-white checkered

tablecloths and colorfully dripping candles in old Chianti bottles. The old-school menu lists Scotti’s specialties, build-your-own pastas (with helpful definitions) and more than 20 different veal dishes — from scallopini ala Romano and osso buco to veal stuffed with shrimp and served in a provolone cheese and wine sauce. You’ve never seen so much veal. And the sounds that will serenade you as you ingest your calves’ meat? Opera. Scotti’s is named after early 20th-century opera star Antonio Scotti, so the sounds pumping through the speakers isn’t Muzak or clichéd Sinatra tunes, it’s Rossini and Puccini and Pavaratti — just another aspect that sets this landmark apart from the pack. Scotti’s, 919 Vine St., Downtown, 513-7219484, scottiscincinnati.com.

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a nod to her Irish heritage. She and her husband ran the place until it briefly went out of business in 2009. After an interim ownership for a few years, the Brauninger family bought the Derby almost two years ago with the ambition of making it what it used to be in the 20th century: a haven of home-cooking, a family-oriented community center and a place where the mobsters of Newport’s “Sin City” days met in the kitchen to set the gambling lines. The new Derby definitely sticks with a comfort food menu, and it relives the mob era by displaying dozens of framed, vintage photographs from those days in its main dining room. Although the menu includes pasta and options from land and sea, stick with the “Classics” section and order a traditional Kentucky Bourbon Burgoo or the restaurant’s version of a hot brown, thickcut bread topped with turkey breast, fresh tomato, a cheesy housemade mornay sauce and plenty of applewood-smoked bacon — broiled to perfection. The Green Derby, 846 York St., Newport, Ky., 859-4318740, greenderbykentucky.com.

B e s t R e b r a n di n g O f A P e r f e c t ly Goo d R e s ta u r a n t When chef Mark Bodenstein opened NuVo in Covington in 2014, it became the

area’s first tasting-menu-only restaurant. Apparently Cincinnatians gave the avant-garde eatery tepid reception, so Bodenstein began offering an à la carte menu along with the original. When that didn’t gel, he and his team decided to change the name and concept to a neighborhood red sauce joint called Piccolo Casa. It’s a reintroduction to his adventurous style, but this time in a more familiar culinary milieu: pasta-centric Italian and a more casual dining room. Bodenstein’s flavor combinations are both pleasing and a little surprising — like in the bruschetta with pickled beet, parsley pesto, chive and burrata cheese — but the pasta skews classic with cacio e pepe, pasta alfredo and hard-to-find-locally spaghetti amatrice, made new with shishito peppers and meaty local bacon. Piccolo Casa, 308 Greenup St., Covington, Ky., 859-415-1308, piccolocovington.com.

B e s t H i p H a pp y Ho u r Japanese gastropub Kaze is smartly divided into a restaurant side and a bar side, complete with its own entrance. The bar connects to a giant urban patio and is the perfect place to head for daily happy hour, even on weekends. Specialty cocktails start at $5, with discounted

sushi rolls and small bites. The Kato roll is a vegetarian favorite with vegetable fritter, avocado and chimichurri. And there are also wagyu sliders, house-smoked Korean wings and a $4.50 bowl of pork belly ramen. It’s a great deal considering their full-price counterparts are basically double the cost. It’s also a very cool space to lounge after work in either the modernist dimly lit red-hued lounge or on the seasonal patio, which has its own bar, perfect for not moving too far when you want a refill of house rosé for $4. Kaze, 1400 Vine St., Over-the-Rhine, 513-8987991, kazeotr.com.

Best Wispy Thin Anniversary Huge, fluffy omelets and “wispy-thin” pancakes — plus a kitschy neon pink exterior and retro Cadillac-teal booths — have made Sugar n’ Spice a bona fide breakfast institution for 75 years. The story about the restaurant, opened by barber Mort Keller in 1941, goes that Keller was on a trip to California and happened to stop at a restaurant for breakfast. He was so impressed with the pancakes that he ended up purchasing the batter recipe and opened Sugar n’ Spice a couple years later, serving its secret recipe “wispy

thin” pancakes. One of the city’s most popular places for people of all ages and socio-economic groups to dine and socialize, new owner Steve Frankel has made updates to the menu, digging some old favorites from the basement archives and improving ingredients, moving from canned veggies to fresh. Frankel is also the guy behind the genius marketing plan of giving patrons little rubber ducks from Ace Toys on Reading — and passing out fried macaroni and cheese bites during long waits. It’s a charming quirk that keeps people coming back. Sugar n’ Spice, 4381 Reading Road, Avondale, 513-242-3521, sugar-n-spice-restaurant.com.

B e s t Fa m i ly- S t y l e C h ic k e n Di n n e r The Greyhound Tavern has been serving classic fried chicken in Fort Mitchell since the 1920s. The exterior of the building looks like a big, old white house with forest-green shutters, and the interior has the same down-home feel, with round tables, wood paneling, checkerboard curtains and carpeting in one of the main dining rooms. The restaurant offers plenty of Northern Kentucky tavern classics, like a hot brown, meat loaf and pan-fried chicken liver, but the big deal

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here — in terms of low cost and high excitement — is family-style fried chicken night every Monday and Tuesday. For less than $16, get half a chicken, cut in house and dredged and fried with the tavern’s secret-recipe herbed flour, and multiserving sides of mashed potatoes, country-style green beans with ham, buttermilk biscuits, creamy coleslaw and a boat of gravy. If you run out of mashed potatoes or beans, just ask for more. There are free refills. The Greyhound Tavern, 2500 Dixie Highway, Fort Mitchell, Ky., 859-331-3767, greyhoundtavern.com.

B e s t Goo e y B r e a k fa s t S a n d w ic h Nothing says “rise and shine” quite like a golden, creamy egg nestled between layers of warm toast and gooey cheese; it’s like sunshine on a sandwich. And of Cheapside Café’s six breakfast options — served all day — the restaurant’s indulgent soft-yolk fried egg sandwich, topped with thick, crispy bacon and housemade pimento cheese on Sixteen Bricks multigrain bread, is probably the best, here and in the city. Wash the sandwich down with an espresso chinotto, a sweet and bitter iced blend of cinchonabark tonic syrup, housemade soda and

Deeper Roots espresso — co-owner Rom Wells’ invention. It’s a high-end hangover cure. Look for Cheapside’s second location, Cheapside Corner, set to open in Over-the-Rhine. The café will apparently make and serve its own inventive ice cream. Cheapside Café, 326 E. Eighth St., Downtown, 513-345-6618, cheapsidecafe.com.

B e s t S u p e r f oo d - I n f u s e d Brunch Drink Implementing a fresh menu that focuses on healthier foods, Thunderdome Restaurant Group’s latest venture, Maplewood Kitchen and Bar, serves up dishes and ingredients that would be right at home on the West Coast: coldpressed juices, superfood salads, eggwhite omelets and somewhat nutritious cocktails, one of the most thirst-inducing of which is the roasted tomatillo bloody mary. Made with Tito’s vodka, houseroasted tomatillo bloody mary mix and cold-pressed Super Green juice (a blend of kale, celery, spinach, romaine and pineapple), it’s topped off by a purple cabbage accouterment, like an antioxidant-packed hangover cure or a healthy boozy brunch. Who needs to chew your kale when you can drink it? If bloody marys aren’t your

thing, Maplewood also specializes in coffee, with staff concocting specialty coffee drinks at the restaurant’s espresso bar using beans from local roaster La Terza. Ask for a cup of Brainstorm Coffee, the café’s take on the popular Bulletproof Coffee (coffee blended with grass-fed butter), a foamy drink that’s said to boost your brainpower and metabolism. Maplewood Kitchen and Bar, 525 Race St., Downtown, 513-421-2100, maplewoodkitchenandbar.com.

farms, gardens and bakeries from which ingredients were sourced, including Carriage House Farm, local hydroponics company Waterfields LLC and many others. Although Nectar closed in early 2017 after more than a decade, we look forward to what chef Francis does next. Nectar Restaurant, 1000 Delta Ave., Mount Lookout, 513-929-0525, dineatnectar.com.

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Fried chicken, cornmeal waffle, spicy maple glacé, buttermilk ice cream: Has there ever been a better combination of ingredients? Although there are plenty of mouth-watering menu items at MainStrasse’s Commonwealth Bistro (a hardboiled egg wrapped in goetta, salsa verde pork on a bed of grits), the definitive star is their dreamy chicken and waffle dish. Like most of their dishes, it’s a marriage of Southern soul food and upscale culinary technique. The chicken is fried in a way so that the crispy exterior is more flakey than coagulated, and the coating falls off easily to expose the juicy dark meat inside. The waffles aren’t too fluffy and add just the right amount of carby sweetness. But the ice cream is what truly

Every month in 2016, the farm-to-table connoisseurs at Nectar Restaurant hosted a five-course themed dinner club built around a single country or geographical location; recent installments have revolved around India, Vietnam, Eastern Europe and the Mediterranean. Part of the goal was to connect diners with local farmers, producers and growers, who attended the events and shared backgrounds and expertise. Nectar’s daily menus offered up creative dishes crafted by chef Julie Francis and sous chef Amanda Bowman, each of which was concocted with as many local ingredients as possible. The menu even listed area

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B est B u r g e r D i v e Open in 1939 as Heine’s Café by Henry Boehmker, Herb & Thelma’s Tavern (the name comes from Henry’s son, who took over the enterprise) is situated on a bend in the road along Pike Street in Covington. The small drop-ceilinged dining room is what some may call a “hole in the wall,” but the simple and delectable burgers are made to order, served by an incredibly friendly staff and grilled by new owner Joe Fessler. The burgers are basic — a juicy meat patty topped with cheese, onions and pickles — and a short list of sides includes chili, soup or Husman’s chips. The joint recently added craft beer to its program of PBR, Bavarian’s and Budweiser. One note: Herb & Thelma’s is cash only, but burgers ring in at less than $5 (as does the fried bologna sandwich with cheese), so you only need about $10 for dinner and a drink. Herb & Thelma’s Tavern, 718 Pike St., Covington, Ky., 859-491-6984, facebook.com/herbnthelmastavern.

makes it stand out — it’s a rich and silky scoop no bigger than a bon bon that blends sweet and salty. For a true Kentucky experience, add an Ale-8-One soda, a fizzy cult-favorite citrus ginger drink bottled in Winchester, Ky. Commonwealth Bistro, 621 Main St., Covington, Ky., 859-916-6719, commonwealthbistro.com.

B e s t S l ic e O f P i z z a H e av e n Within a one-block radius on MainStrasse’s Main Street, you’ll wander across something plucked right from a pizza-lover’s dream: Mac’s Pizza Pub, Goodfellas and Pizza Tower all within walking distance. All three opened in 2015, and each offers a different dine-in experience: Mac’s establishes a sports-bar vibe; Goodfellas has its own bar, Wise Guys, right upstairs; and Pizza Tower is more of a family-friendly atmosphere. Basically, it’s the place to go for any type of pizza night imaginable, whether you’re just in the mood for a slice or craving some good, local beer. Mac’s Pizza Pub, 604 Main St., Covington,

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The correct way to pronounce their name is “Fifty-Three-Tee Courier,” a reference to the number of teeth — hence the T — on a typical bike’s fast gear. 53T Courier, 513-549-7053, 53tcourier.com. Go online for delivery time estimates and a map of serviceable areas.

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B es t V i n ta g e K i m o n o Mercha n t Inside the womb-like interior of lingerie store Swoon OTR, shoppers will find a selection of ethical intimates in earthy nudes and pale pastels, plus pasties, phallic geode chakra rubs, personal grooming products and musky-scented South American Palo Santo wood to burn to cleanse your energy, enhance creativity and bring good fortune. Owner Melissa Lieb is committed to the exploration and exaltation of all things feminine and believes in worshipping your body with slow fashion and meaningful objects. This is why she scours the physical and digital world for beautiful vintage silk kimonos. Her hand-picked collection of both long and short printed robes can be worn in the bedroom, boardroom or out to eat in OTR, and will help you tap into your eccentric yet impeccable sense of fashion or give you something glamorous to wear while casting nature spells for the sacred feminine. Swoon OTR, 1421 Vine St., Overthe-Rhine, 513-404-8541, facebook.com/swoon.otr.

design, from toys and piggy banks to coat hooks and a citrus juicer. If you have a library card, book a station in advance to ensure your creative endeavors go unhindered. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. Monday-Wednesday. Free to use. Public Library of Cincinnati and Hamilton County, Main Branch, 800 Vine St., Downtown, cincinnatilibrary.org.

B e s t T h r i f t y C r a f t S e ss ion Indigo Hippo founder and executive director Alisha Budkie describes her Over-the-Rhine shop as a “creative reuse center” — kind of like a thrift store for art supplies. Offering a wide range of traditional and eccentric materials, Indigo Hippo’s stock is entirely donationbased, coming largely from area artists, students and makers. Inside, you’ll find everything from charcoal, paints and brushes to buttons, yarn and natural materials like feathers and stone, and prices are always set as low as possible. No matter what project you’re tackling, Indigo Hippo has the supplies you’ll need

— and plenty of other offerings for a bout of inspiration. Indigo Hippo, 1301 Main St., 513-918-4917, facebook.com/indigohippo.

B e s t C l a ss ic Ci n cy S h i r t C r e at ions Cincy Shirts is a “vintage” T-shirt brand helmed by local stand-up comic Josh Sneed that mines both the past and present to create apparel showcasing Cincinnati’s unique institutions and idiosyncratic culture. Some screenprinted creations feature staples like three-way chili and Pete Rose, but dig deeper and you’ll find distinctive and so-Cincy tees advertising everything from The Uncle Al Show and Caddy’s nightclub to Little Kings, FC Cincinnati and Shillito’s department store. They also have headwear, jackets, pins, patches and stickers to outfit yourself from head to toe. Our personal favorite designs include a T-shirt commemorating the historic Limp Bizkit concert that never was at a Sunoco gas station in Dayton and a logo tee for the now-defunct

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B es t B ooks t ore Maki n g K i d s Wa n t To R ea d Between cellphones, computers and tablets, getting your kids to reach for a book is getting harder and harder. But Blue Manatee Bookstore changes up that equation, fostering a cozy and colorful space that promotes creativity and offers an expansive selection of titles alongside a friendly and knowledgeable staff. Frequently held activities — ranging from arts and crafts to meet-and-greets with popular authors — add extra dimensions to kids’ favorite titles. Later this spring, the store is moving to a new, more intimate space up the road at 3094 Madison Ave., promising “a truly unique, magical space for children and their grownups.” The Blue Manatee, 3054 Madison Ave., Oakley, 513-731-2665, bluemanateebooks.com.

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B e s t C l o t h e s Fo r T i n y H u m a ns W i t h An Ins ta g r a m Account Offering dozens of clothing brands for babies and toddlers, Oakley’s The Spotted Goose helps your kids unleash their inner Rock stars by mixing and matching whimsically printed onesies with hipster hoodies and quirky graphic T-shirts. Complement outfits with items like snuggly beanies, floofy tutus, colorful moccasins or a pair of cat-eye sunglasses and snap a picture for Instagram (#youvebeenspotted). You’ll also find cuddly plush toys and accessories like wands, crowns, backpacks and locally made bibs. The Spotted Goose, 3048 Madison Road, Oakley, 513351-9600, thespottedgoose.com.

B e s t B e a u t i f ic at ion O f Fo u r - L e t t e r Wo r d s Looking for a way display your hatred of people or your foul vocabulary? Look no further than Northside’s The Hoop

& Needle, where owner Sarah Fisher offers a modern line of cross-stitching patterns, kits and completed pieces. Although designs featuring four-letter words are the store’s best-sellers — popular phrases include “nature is bullshit” and “Thomas Kinkade can suck my dick” — you’ll also find an array of pop culture references like “treat yo self” and “riding dirty.” The Hoop & Needle also holds classes for crafters of all skill levels, including a Color Wheel Sampler that covers the basics of cross-stitching. The Hoop & Needle, 4019 Hamilton Ave., Northside, 330-715-6064, thehoopandneedle.com.

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B e s t In - Ho u s e B r a n d E x pa ns ion Article, Over-the-Rhine’s flagship menswear store, professes quality over quantity. The shop is highly curated and designed solely with guys in mind, providing access to brands that combine style with durability — no more clothes that fall apart after a couple of washes. Featured brands include Mollusk, Tanner Goods, Deus Ex Machina, Bill Reid, 3sixteen and local Noble Denim, to name just a few. And Article recently expanded its offerings with a house line of classic button-downs, ties, belts and beanies. With a focus on defining a polished-but-casual aesthetic without forsaking quality material, Article the store and Article the brand are a one-stop shop for dressing yourself from the shoes up. Article, 1150 Vine St., Over-the-Rhine, 513-721-1150, articlemenswear.com.

B e s t B l ooms Fo r A C a u s e Gia and the Blooms owner Yuliya Bui’s love for animals goes beyond the name of her shop, which refers to her pitbull Gia: A portion of the store’s proceeds are

donated to the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, from which Gia was adopted. Burlap-wrapped bouquets begin at $35, and delivery is free within the Cincinnati metro area. Gia and the Blooms, 114 E. 13th St., Over-the-Rhine, 513-487-0915, giablooms.com.

B e s t V e t Yo u r P e t s M ig h t A c t u a l ly Look Fo r wa r d To S e e i n g With more than 20 years of veterinary experience, Dr. Robert Biederman — better known as Dr. Bob — has brought genuine affection to his doctoral duties, making visits to the vet a little less painless for both pets and their people. His Plum Street Pet Clinic provides everything from surgery, dental care and endocrinology services to alternative therapies like veterinary acupuncture. (Yes, seriously.) Plum Street Pet Clinic, 427 Plum St., Downtown, 513-961-1110, plumstreetpet.com.

B e s t F e a s t Fo r F u r B a b i e s Argos, All-Natural Pet Food and Supply is an independently owned and operated shop dedicated to providing personalized service and products of superior quality. It stocks a wide variety of food for dogs and cats — dry, wet, treats and beyond

— as well as health products like probiotics, calming chews and senior formulas. Their in-house signature pet food is made fresh each month without fillers (aka corn, soy, wheat or animal by-products), preservatives or artificial flavors and is certified by the Association Of American Feed Control Officials. Stop in and chat with knowledgeable staff or order online to have products delivered right to your doorstep. Deliveries are made throughout the majority of Greater Cincinnati and Northern Kentucky; go online for details. Your pets will thank you. Argos, 2801 Woodburn Ave., East Walnut Hills, 513221-4451; 7713 Camargo Road, Madeira, 513-561-7966, argospet.com.

Best Hitchhiker’s Guide To T h e G r e at O u t d oo r s Founded in 1974, friendly outdoor mecca Benchmark Outfitters stocks everything you need to tackle the wilderness, from footwear, clothing and hiking gear to tools, luggage and electronics. The shop’s knowledgeable staff even hosts classes and events to help explorers of all ages thrive in the wild, including canoe nights and scout badge classes. Benchmark Outfitters, 9525 Kenwood Road, Blue Ash, 513-791-9453, benchmarkoutfitter.com.

Best Lit tle Shop Of K n ic kkn a c ks Stocking everything from greeting cards to jewelry to Vera Bradley purses, The Village Junction is a great stop to cure any gift-giving slump. Tucked behind a Shell station and situated beside a butcher shop, it’s a slightly hidden treasure trove overflowing with finds. Head upstairs to sift through piles of discounted items. The Village Junction, 10827 Montgomery Road, Montgomery, 513-489-4990, facebook.com/ villagejunction.

B e s t S u s ta i n a b l e Shopping Spree Boutique retailer Deerhaus Décor places an emphasis on small-batch manufacturing while pursuing a passion for sustainable design. Deerhaus provides a brickand-mortar location for local craftsmen and artisans to display their work, which ranges from soaps and ceramics to jewelry and woodwork. There are also unique maker-made items from across the United States — laser-cut suede jewelry from Oregon, handmade wood rolling pins from Vermont and apothecary items from Northern Ohio. New items come into the store every week, and the inventory

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B e s t Way To Av oi d P e o p l e At T h e G r o c e r y S t o r e It never fails: Grocery stores are a cesspool of long-lost coworkers, high school classmates and exes. But an ingenious new way to shop allows you pick up everything you need without leaving your vehicle. Kroger Clicklist gives shoppers access to more than 40,000 items online — confirm your order, select a pick-up date and time and drive to the store, where an employee runs out to your car with your groceries. Kroger Clicklist, kroger.com.

B e s t P l a c e To A d o p t, Not Shop Rescue organization League for Animal Welfare was established in 1949 by a small group of people concerned about the care of stray and unwanted pets. Today, it finds homes for more than 1,000 animals per year with the help of its trained adoption counselors, who work with potential adopters to match them with the dog or cat most appropriate

for their lifestyle and family. The League is entirely no kill and commits itself to reducing the number of homeless cats and dogs while promoting responsible pet care. Its None Left Behind program encourages the adoption of specialneeds pets with waived adoption fees, free behavioral consultations with the League’s in-house animal trainer and even provisions for ongoing medical treatments. Find a list of adoptable pets online and stop by during business hours to meet them. League for Animal Welfare, 4193 Taylor Road, Batavia, 513-7352299, lfaw.org.

B e s t B r e w s/ B ooks Ta g t e a m Roebling Point Books & Coffee doesn’t skimp on either of its namesakes. Its brews are some of the best Cincinnati has to offer, and its extensive collection of titles is enough to keep caffeinated customers browsing for hours. Owner Richard Hunt hand-picks titles ranging from best-sellers to pieces by local authors. With a bit of a bohemian spirit, its exterior chalkboard wall on Greenup Street boasts constantly rotating quotes from authors and philosophers. Bonus: It’s dog-friendly. Roebling Point Books & Coffee, 306 Greenup St., Covington,

Ky., 859-815-7204, facebook.com/ roeblingpointbooksandcoffee.

B e s t E xc u s e To K e e p Yo u r S h i r t O n The brainchild of local duo Kysoc — a Covington, Ky.-based comedy writer and artist — Keep Your Shirt on Covington celebrates the quirky side of the Tristate. From “Straight Outta Covington” mugs to “I Wish I Knew How to Quit You” Bengals tees, there’s no shortage of ways to express your local pride (or, in some cases, shame). They are also the makers of the infamous Cincinnati Against All Sanity cards, a locally inspired add-on pack for your Cards Against Humanity deck. Stay tuned for upcoming scavenger crawls: Frankensteined pubcrawls meet scavenger hunts. Keep Your Shirt on Covington, 10 Pike St., Covington, Ky., keepyourshirtoncovington.com.

Best Urban Jungle Formerly an appointment-only florist and flower shop, Eden Floral Boutique recently opened their Walnut Street storefront to the public. Step inside to purchase a curated line of houseplants, succulents, containers and grab-and-go bouquets or just peruse the fresh flower

bar for inspiration. Shop owners Kelly Murphy and Kelly Dragoo studied floral design in Boston and London, and their on-trend, unique arrangements are hand built from flowers selected daily at the flower market. They also have excellent taste in wallpaper; their back wall is covered in a bold green-and-white leaf print paper. Eden Floral Boutique, 1129 Walnut St., Over-the-Rhine, 513-281-3336, edenfloralboutique.com.

B e s t P l a c e To F i n d A C l aw f oo t T u b Remodelers donate used or leftover building materials to the nonprofit Building Value, which resells these materials to the public at a deeply discounted rate; prices are often a third the cost of new, and inventory includes a lot of architectural salvage you can’t find anywhere else. The constantly changing merchandise selection includes antique doors and windows, funky Atomic Agecolored sinks and toilets, vintage ranges and even authentic clawfoot tubs — like real period-piece tubs removed from historic homes. And besides doing good by reusing and recycling old materials, Building Value is also a funnel to benefit the Easterseals, which is committed to

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B es t B ir d I n A F ra m e S hop Helmed by a rag-tag collection of good-looking dudes and craftsmen, frameshop specializes in modern framing applications for unique artwork and prints to display your favorite pieces to their best effects. With multiple locations full of wallhanging oddities and a new Hyde Park storefront, the custom framery’s unofficial head of customer service is Yellow-Naped Amazon parrot Jamie. Re-homed after her previous owners became ill, the more than 30-year-old Jamie was adopted by the folks at frameshop through the Northern Kentucky Parrot Rescue. Generally manning her station at the OTR location, Jamie’s wings aren’t clipped — she has full flight capabilities, which means her customer service role sometimes expands into crime fighter, like during a comical incident where she flew after a police officer who was giving chase to a suspect down Main Street. “There I was chasing a bird, who was chasing a police officer, who was chasing a suspect,” says frameshop co-owner Jake Gerth. frameshop, 1317 Main St., Over-the-Rhine; 2707 Observatory Ave., Hyde Park; 1275 Budd St., Queensgate, frameshopusa.com.

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Retailer of all things modern from the 1950s through the 1970s, Leftcoast Modern has a changing inventory of design-geek favorite finds from furniture makers Milo Baughman, Herman Miller, Knoll and Raymor, plus new mod pieces inspired by the originals. While you’re browsing for Mad Men dresser sets and Scandinavian seating, peep next door at the attached Your Friends & Neighbors shop. Owner and designer Maya Drozdz lovingly selects a collection of homegoods created by her talented friends from the design world and local makers. There are ceramics, candles, cards, textiles, artwork, giftables and other quirky but well-crafted finds. Leftcoast Modern and Your Friends & Neighbors, 2808

Each dog bone purchase at Brewhaus Dog Bones goes to benefit the parent not-for-profit Brewhaus Bakery Company, which provides vocational training for young adults with disabilities, dubbed the Brew Crew, who participate in all aspects of the program: baking bones, calculating costs, processing orders and making bank deposits. The organization produces handcrafted small-batch dog treats using spent whole grains from local breweries, including participating drinkeries Rhinegeist, Braxton, Taft’s Ale House, Nine Giant and Blank Slate. Each Brewhaus Dog Bone bag includes the name of the brewery from which the grains were sourced to make the treats, as well as the name of the

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B e s t R u m R u nn e r Get ready to sample a slew of rum — unbarreled, spiced and bourbon barrelaged — at Second Sight Spirits artisan distillery. Built by former Cirque de Soleil prop masters and engineers/booze pirates Rick Couch and Carus Waggoner, the distillery’s moniker is inspired by a vaudevillian swami. Free tours of the facility take visitors past their on-theme steampunk-esque copper still. Tours and tastings run Thursday through Sunday, and they also have a fun bottle-recycling program. Bring in your empty bottle, feel good about “drinking green” and get $2 off your next bottle of spirits. Second Sights Spirits, 301 B. Elm St., Ludlow, Ky., secondsightspirits.com.

B e s t Way To P r e p Fo r O p e n i n g D ay Baseball season is a big deal in Cincinnati. Opening Day is basically an unofficial holiday because everyone either leaves work to get drunk at the parade or go to the first Reds game of the year. To capture that excitement all the time — and on your wrist — Game Day Feels sells bracelets and accessories made from baseball glove laces. The locally owned company was founded by two sisters and now employs three other women in a full-time mission to capture and spread the feeling of game day. Their best-selling rawhide gender-inclusive wrist wraps are handmade from genuine tanned baseball glove lace leather and secured with a buckle. Shoppers can customize their bracelets with engraved coordinates of their favorite baseball stadium, a special saying or someone’s name, icons like baseball hats and home plate or choose from a selection of provided inspirational quotes. Game Day Feels studio, 529 Main St., Loveland, 513-609-1170, gamedayfeels.com.

B e s t R e n ta b l e Po t t e r y Wheel Queen City Clay offers pottery classes, demonstrations and goods for sale to nurture the human impulse to create. And in this day and age, when handthrown ceramics are all the rage in functional design, why not try to make your own? The studio offers intensive eightand 12-week classes to teach novices and increasingly advanced artists how to hand-build, wheel-throw, sculpt and fire their own clay creations. If you’re feeling less motivated, you can rent Queen City Clay for private parties or attend an

Open Wheel Session — no experience required. During Open Wheel nights, the second and fourth Saturday of the month, skip pre-dinner cocktails and get your hands dirty with some exploratory clay play. Feel free to bring drinks and snacks, too. Queen City Clay, 3130 Wasson Road, Hyde Park, 513-871-2529, queencityclay.com.

B e s t W e d di n g D r e ss S h o p Fo r T h e Dig i ta l A g e LUXEredux Bridal is a high-end consignment boutique that offers gently used designer wedding gown without the big price tags. Designers like Vera Wang, Pronovias, Badgley Mischka and more are all represented and affordable — tons of options under $1,000. The gowns are boutique samples or once-worn garments — all of which are available online. If you don’t feel like doing the traditional wedding dress reveal in-store, you can opt for LUXE in a BOX, a revolutionary service where brides-to-be can order three gowns to try on at home. Then you send back what doesn’t work. Search and sort gowns by price and designer online; just be sure to double-check the listed sizing. Because this is a one-loved situation, not all gowns come in all sizes. LUXEredux Bridal, 203 W. Benson St. Reading, 513550-3531, luxereduxbridal.com.

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B e s t P l a c e To F i n d A B r u s h Fo r An y J ob Hayes Shanesy and Rosie Kovacs are the duo behind Brush Factory, a contemporary furniture maker and storefront with a focus on beauty and simplicity inspired by fashion, art and the natural world. The new Brush Factory shop on Main Street in Over-the-Rhine is 2,300 square feet of space that accommodates both the house bff line of solid-wood residential furniture, and a collection of modern, minimal and well-crafted local, national and international brands of artisanal homegoods. Brush Factory started in 2009 when Kovacs and Shanesy combined their backgrounds — she studied fashion design and he studied industrial design, both at the University of Cincinnati’s College of Design, Architecture, Art and Planning — by opening a working studio in a former brush factory in Brighton. Then in 2015, Kovacs and Shanesy won a $20,000 ArtWorks Big Pitch grant to expand their business into its current iteration. In line with their name and mission, Brush Factory does in fact carry a variety of handcrafted, beautiful brushes for very specific tasks, like dusting, swiping, scrubbing, etc. Brush Factory, 1417 Main St., Over-the-Rhine, 513-278-7435, brushmanufactory.com. 2 017 B ES T O F CIN CINN AT I 107

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B es t Nat u ra l Ge l Ma n ic u re When Spruce Natural Nail Salon opened last year on Vine Street, their mission was to provide “five-free” nail services, using nail polishes free of the five most common toxins found in most other polishes: formaldehyde, formaldehyde resin, camphor, DDT and toluene. All of their products, including their Columbus-made Sprucebrand lotions, scrubs and cuticle oils, are also vegan and cruelty-free. The eco nail options offered the good, clean fun promised in their slogan for both clients and nail technicians — the Occupational Safety and Health Administration guide warns that exposure to typical nail salon chemicals can cause a range of illnesses from cancer to birth defects — but while the salon’s initial stance was to not offer gel nail polishes, they soon realized customers have a love affair with long-wearing gel polish. So Spruce found a Sprucey solution: BioSeaweed Gel. BioSeaweed Gel is still a five-free product, but it magically ensures a long chip-free wear and won’t damage the natural nail like traditional gel polishes can. It’s a nail polish miracle. Spruce Natural Nail Shop, 1235 Vine St., Over-the-Rhine, 513-818-8749, sprucenailshop.com.

Best Baby Bump A light bulb went off for entrepreneur and owner of OTR’s Sloane boutique, Duru Armagan, when she was navigating the waters of pregnancy, approaching motherhood and celebrating five years in business. Inspired by her infant daughter (and outfitting her in cute clothes) she undertook new venture sloanebaby. With borrowed square footage from the existing Sloane space, Armagan created a one-stop shop for fashionable mamas and their chic mini-mes. Her adorable new inventory includes onesies, T-shirts, moccasins and teethers, all in a surprisingly affordable price range. However, if you really feel like splurging on mommyand-me matching outfits, Sloane does carry the cutest baby leather jacket from Veda for a hair over $500. (Unfortunately, mommy’s is a little more expensive.) Sloane Boutique, 1216 Vine St., Over-theRhine, sloaneboutique.com.

Best Deco Décor Throwback Founded in 1880 by Maria Longworth Nichols, the Rookwood Pottery Company was the first female-owned manufacturing company in the nation. Taking inspiration from Japanese designs she saw at Philadelphia’s Centennial Exhibition, Nichols built her company in a renovated schoolhouse with a team of potters, craftspeople, students and glaze chemists, encouraging them to exchange ideas, innovations and creative concepts in a sort of artists’ colony. More than a century later, Rookwood returns to its roots by reissuing classic molds, like its Abel Bear figurine or the 1920 Shirayamadani candlestick set. Designed by Tokyo-born Rookwood artist Kataro Shirayamandani, the holder is a simple elongated polyhedron with feet and a rounded cap — like a truncated base of the Eiffel Tower — decorated with almost

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B es t R eso u rce F or E t hica l K n i t t ers Silk Road Textiles in College Hill is the area’s premier stop for ethically sourced fibers from fine fabrics to yarn. With an emphasis on eclectic, exotic and globally sourced textiles, their expert staff can recommend materials for almost any knitting, quilting, felting, crocheting, dyeing or sewing project. In store you’ll find better-than-craftstore brands like Leilani Arts, a natural yarn produced by women’s collectives, or Tibetan Reywa Fibers yak-down yarn, both of which you can use with Lantern Moon handcrafted knitting needles. When you’re taking the time to knit a gift for yourself or someone else, the option to go ethical and ethnic adds a new dimension to your art. And if you don’t want to knit alone? Head to one of Silk Road’s stitching social events, like the last Tuesday of the month Sip & Stitch, where you can bring your favorite beverage and any type of stitching project to work on with friends. Silk Road Textiles, 6106 Hamilton Ave., College Hill, 513-541-3700, silkroadcincinnati.com.

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Venture past Covington and into Latonia, Ky. where you will find a record store by the name of Phil’s Music & Memories, a no-frills musical paradise selling records, CDs (someone please remind us what those are again), artwork and more. In the heyday of the ’90s before streaming, Tidal and artists dropping albums two weeks in a row, Phil’s Music & Memories operated in six different locations around the Kentucky area. Despite setbacks, owner Phil Breen has remained a steadfast and firm believer in operating a business where “people can hold and touch records.” Breen, in

his 37 years of business, brags that he still carries more CDs than Wal-Mart and Target put together. Only 15 minutes from downtown, take a break from the usual suspects and explore Phil’s. On the way there or back, you can make an additional musical pit stop at Sugarcube Records in Covington (422 W. Sixth St., sugarcuberecords.com), which has new and old releases on vinyl and cassette tape. Yes, tape. What a time to be alive. Phil’s Music & Memories, 3914 Winston Ave., Latonia, Ky., philsrecords.com.

B e s t Us e O f A W h i ms ic a l Y e l l o w Doo r A bright yellow door with a high-five handprint marks the opening to Handzy Shop + Studio, a purveyor of cheerful cards, art prints and calendars in Covington. Helmed by best friends who met at the University of Cincinnati’s College of Design, Architecture, Art and Planning, the colorful shop offers a wide assortment of watercolor invites and cards for

weddings, holidays, announcements and beyond, complete with modern, eyecatching lettering and plenty of watercolor cacti. If you don’t see something that quite suites your fancy, the pair will whip up a design just for you. You can also peruse a very fun collection of pins, patches and local giftables. Handzy Shop + Studio, 15 W. Pike St., Covington, Ky., 859-261-0493, hellohandzy.com.

B e s t Hon e s t C a r d L i n e “No one wants to hear it will happen when it’s supposed to — people hate that.” That’s what the hand-drawn black and white script reads on the front of one of ap loves design’s fertility cards. Already a successful local card line with whimsical and cute sentiments for birthdays, babies and big events, designer Andi Ploehs says she realized there wasn’t a way to let someone struggling with infertility know that you care — a personal and painful issue she herself has battled. “I wanted to do something to encourage women and their families that they don’t need to be embarrassed or ashamed,” Ploehs says of her #infertilitywontsilenceme card line. “And then it came to me, I need to create a fertility card line. Not an overly sappy one, but one that

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B e s t Way To S ay Goo d b y e The worst part of owning a pet is having to say goodbye. (Really, it’s cruel and unusual they don’t live as long as humans.) Thankfully, Angel Paws is there to help, offering complete end-of-life services for pets including hospice care, home euthanasia, private cremation and more — all available 24 hours, seven days a week. The organization also offers an AARF group for parents of aging pets, which is designed to help you extend your pet’s life through education and a likeminded community. Angel Paws, 11341 Grooms Road, Blue Ash, 513-489-7297, angelspaws.com.

B e s t L e t t e r p r e ss Lo v e L e t t e r s A little snarky and a little sweet, Pistachio Press founder Rachael Hetzel designs letterpress prints and stationery for every station in life, from birthdays (“Happy Birthday. Let’s Get Fucked Up”) and babies (“Welcome to the flock”) to congrats cards (“You’re killin it like a fucking boss”) and, of course, wedding invitations. Wedding

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B e s t C u r at e d Cook wa r e Co l l e c t ion Husband-and-wife team Brad and Karen Hughes opened their Artichoke OTR storefront down the street from Findlay Market in order to offer marketgoers a convenient destination for cookware. From basics to unique pieces not available anywhere else — like the reissued Midcentury Modern Kobenstyle enamel

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B e s t Way To P u t Yo u r M on e y W h e r e Yo u r R e p r o d u c t i v e O r g a ns A r e Not to get toooooo political, but since taking office (and before), Donald Trump and extreme Republicans have done a few things to freak women out, like reinstating a “Global Gag Rule” that prohibits the United States from issuing funding to international aid groups which in any way engage with abortion or telling Planned Parenthood it can keep its federal funding if it stops providing abortions (NB: current federal funding only goes to Planned Parenthood healthcare services, not abortions). Without even going into it too much, last time we checked, women had a constitutional right to choose and, along with helping women manifest that right with access to safe and legal abortions, Planned Parenthood also provides a

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B e s t T ic k e r F i x e r s At Cleves & Lonnemann Jewelers, the seconds, minutes and hours passing beneath the face of your watch have been the focus of a family art spanning three generations. Established in 1932, the shop is now headed by Charlie Cleves, a Certified Master Watchmaker 21st Century (CMW21). Over the years, Cleves & Lonnemann has continued in their specialty of the sale and repair of high-grade vintage wristwatches. With a state-ofthe-art repair facility featuring a laser

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B est Ta r a ntin o T r ibute Yo u C a n D r in k T o Named in honor of the video rental store where director Quentin Tarantino once worked, The Video Archive is a video store that doubles as a speakeasy, like a Blockbuster with a back-alley bar. Brought to you by Gorilla Cinema Presents, the same team behind Overlook Lodge, the Shining-themed bar in Pleasant Ridge, the front 100 square feet of Video Archive is dedicated to rentable grindhouse, indie and cult-classic films, from Disney’s Fantasia to Heathers, all stacked in bookcases. The first hint that things are not as they seem is the man who checks your ID at the door — and then recommends checking out a particular title on the wall. We won’t tell you which videotape opens the secret door into the 1,500-square-foot Tarantino-themed bar; you need to go to Video Archive and figure it out yourself. But once inside, the dark rooms, movies projected behind the bartenders, shattered mirrors and framed photos of Mia Wallace impersonators create something that is delightfully magical. The drinks have names like Mr. Pink, the Texas to Tokyo and Five Dollar Shake, which is ≠≠surprisingly actually just $5, full of alcohol and topped with whipped cream. The Video Archive, 965 E. McMillan St., Walnut Hills, thatgrindhousebar.com.

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Soul Step Records, a Cincinnati-based record label specializing in pressing vinyl releases, hatched an ingenious idea that brought two hometown specialties together in its Cincy Brewers Series. The label curated the pairing of a local music act and a local brewery, releasing a 45 rpm single from the artist and hosting a free release party at the brewery. In turn, the brewery created a special beer in honor of the release and show. The first installment of the series (from September 2016) paired Soul/Funk squad Krystal Peterson & the Queen City Band’s “I Ain’t Cryin’” single with Madtree Brewing; in December, the series brought together Indie Rock newcomers Sylmar with Listermann Brewing Company. Tasty! Cincy Brewers Series, soulsteprecords. com/cincinnati-brewers-series.

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B E S T H E A L I N G V I B RAT I O N S Jennifer Simone classifies her music as Soul — as in real soul, from her soul to yours. A self-described blend of Ladysmith Black Mambazo, whale calls, Gregorian chants, Nina Simone, Paul Simon, Erykah Badu, Elvis and “a ton of Jazz and Blues,” each musical performance is an improvised healing process. At her shows, emotions run high. People openly cry and she often invites crowd members to sit on the ground with her. People tell Simone about their problems before she plays. And after listening to what those around her are thinking, she incorporates those feelings into her music. She believes in the healing frequencies of music — that in the vibrations of noise, there can be comfort. Known for her use of looping sounds, her visceral and etheric layering transitions from a noisemaker to instrument to wind chime or her own voice, and she begins looping sound over sound, voice over voice, until her music falls like water into your lap. Jennifer Simone, facebook.com/jennifersimonemusic.

rivalry with Cleveland can be put aside in the name of Ohio love. Tek released the celebratory song and music video “Ain’t No Place Like This,” which featured footage of the Cavs’ championship-drought-ending run, but also served as a reminder of Ohio’s musical importance as the birthplace of everyone from Bootsy Collins and The O’Jays to John Legend and Levert. Tek said he had the song stored away for a few years and was waiting for the right time to release it. After the Cavs came back from a 3-1 game deficit in the series (just as Tek predicted), the time had come.

are comprised of small “contemporary bites,” including deviled egg yolk mousse, citrus-serrano pickled shrimp and dark chocolate truffles. The snacks come from another of Wellmann’s Brands’ establishments, a more recent venture on Republic Street called Bottle & Basket, which offers freshly prepared grab-and-go food and essential groceries. If you’re all set to spend the better part of $10 on a carefully crafted cocktail, what’s another $4 for some corn nuts and roasted kale dust? Japp’s, 1136 Main St., Over-the-Rhine, 513-381-1524, wellmannsbrands.com.

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to local music). But the story of the station on Northern Kentucky University’s campus took a turn that was a little too close to 97X’s eventually disappearing act when it was announced it had been sold off to another company. As was the case with WOXY’s second life (albeit as an online outlet), it even looked as if there would be a last-minute savior (Louisville Public Media) to rescue the station. But, despite the ensuing community outcry, the college’s original deal with a religious broadcasting company was already too far along to reverse course. Making things even sadder, the sale was initiated by cuts to the state’s higher-education funding budget forced by Kentucky’s new over-reaching governor, Matt Bevin.

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B e s t C onc e r t C a nc e l at ion M a k e - Up G e s t u r e Just a few weeks before it was to occur, the Buckle Up Festival — a sister festival to the Alt-music-oriented Bunbury Music Festival that was also acquired in the purchase of Bunbury by Columbus, Ohio’s PromoWest — was canceled. The event had been put on hold for one year and slated to return to a new venue in Blue Ash in early August last year. PromoWest said the cancelation was due to “circumstances beyond our control.” The biggest headliner of the festival did Cincinnati fans a solid — instead of taking a night off, Brad Paisley played a free show at Riverbend (tickets for which “sold out” instantly). Thankfully, Bunbury has stood tall as one of the region’s biggest music festivals.

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Company have established themselves within about a five-minute drive from each other. Last fall, Streetside Brewery completed the easternly craft beer triumvirate, opening a mere three-minute walk from Blank Slate and featuring playfully named brews like Raspberry Beret and a Stranger Things-named beer called “011 (EL)” (if you haven’t seen the series… oh my god, why haven’t you seen the series?!). The more breweries the merrier. Hit up all three — no two beers taste alike. Bad Tom Smith Brewing Company, 4720 Eastern Ave., East End, badtomsmithbrewing. com; Blank Slate Brewing Company, 4233 Airport Road, East End, blankslatebeer. com; Streetside Brewery, 4003 Eastern Ave., East End, streetsidebrewery.com.

B e s t N e w Do w n t o w n L i v e J a zz H a n g o u t If you follow the music/pop culture press, Jazz music (particularly in a live setting) has died a million times over. Even if that was true, it must mean Jazz cats have nine million lives. The great American artform has proven its endurance over and over

again. Every time Cincinnati’s Jazz club scene takes a shot (like the Blue Wisp Jazz Club closing or last year’s Schwartz Point end with the passing of local legend/club founder Ed Moss), someone seems to step up. Joining Washington Platform on the downtown live Jazz scene most recently has been the Bromwell’s Härth Lounge, with its classy and romantic but laid-back and welcoming atmosphere and a rotation of local Jazz piano greats, including Steve Schmidt and Phil DeGreg, among other Jazz performers. Bromwell’s Härth Lounge, 125 W. Fourth St., Downtown, 513-6213473, bromwellsharthlounge.com.

B e s t M a ss i v e B r e w e r y E x pa ns ion Cincinnati is exploding with new craft breweries these days, but that doesn’t mean the early entries into the market are resting on their laurels. The latest massive investment by a local brewery was MadTree Brewing’s $18 million expansion in Oakley. After just two years, the company realized the need for MadTree 2.0, presumably due to the high demand for its

growing list of quality brews and the number of patrons rushing across Kennedy Avenue trying to get into the place to drink in person. The new facility, located just down the road, will have no such problems, as it is equipped with additional parking to serve what is sure to be big crowds inside the brand-new brewery, taproom, beer garden and private event space. MadTree unveiled the new digs to the public in February 2017 with a packed-house launch party that included guest breweries, live music and local food vendors. Selling beer is good business. MadTree Brewing, 3301 Madison Road, Oakley, 513386-8733, madtreebrewing.com.

B e s t C o v i n g t on B a r Triangle In case you didn’t notice, Covington is flourishing, especially on Madison Avenue. In September of last year, Hotel Covington and its Coppin’s Restaurant & Bar opened their doors. In November, cocktail bar The Hannaford opened, joining the taproom at nearby Braxton Brewing Company as a cool neighborhood hangout. It’s easy to hit up all three places in a short span of time to work up an appetite for Coppin’s new late-night food window The Walk Up. The Hannaford, 619 Madison Ave., Covington, Ky., thehannaford.com; Coppin’s Restaurant & Bar, 683 Madison Ave., Covington, Ky., hotelcovington.com/dining/coppins; Braxton Brewing Company, 27 W. Seventh St., Covington, Ky., braxtonbrewing.com.

B e s t R e t u r n O f A C l a ss ic Loc a l B e e r Founded in 1958, the story of Little Kings represents only a sliver of Cincinnati’s more than 200-year beer history, but its legacy is a long and complex one. Little Kings and its distinctive 7-ounce green bottle were invented in the ’50s when patrons of Montgomery Inn didn’t want to purchase full-sized beers to pair with shots of whiskey. But by the ’90s cream ale had fallen out of favor, causing the brand to bounce around between owners and production sites for the better part of two decades. Greg Hardman, who owns Christian Moerlein Brewing Co. and other Hudepohl-Schoenling beer brands, ended up with the recipe and last year installed a special bottle-filling machine in the Moerlein brewery to accommodate the 7-ounce bottles, producing the first run of Little Kings locally in more than 15 years. Little Kings, littlekingsbeer.com.

B e s t S e e m i n g ly Doom e d C onc e r t S e r i e s The springtime Tunes & Blooms concerts at the Cincinnati Zoo over the past several years have offered wonderful experiences. Timed to the blooming of flowers in the

beautiful gardens scattered around zoo grounds, the free event has allowed some of the best musical acts in Cincinnati (artists from Walk the Moon to The Cliftones to Jake Speed and the Freddies have participated) to perform in front of new audiences in a family-friendly environment. But increasingly the every-Thursday-in-April concerts have seemed to be cursed — in 2016, inclement weather led to most of the shows being canceled (and even some of the rescheduled shows). But the zoo isn’t giving up on the concept — Tunes & Blooms is slated to return in 2017. Perhaps a preconcert group “no-rain” dance should be worked into the schedule? Cincinnati Zoo & Botanical Garden, 3400 Vine St., Avondale, 513-281-4700, cincinnatizoo.org.

B e s t C h a nc e To H e a r A B on d - M o v i e T h e m e L i v e W i t h F i r e w o r ks In A F i v e - D ay S pa n It was a good summer for music in Greater Cincinnati, particularly if your favorite song was the Paul McCartney/Wings James Bond theme song “Live and Let Die.” In early July of 2016, McCartney and Guns N’ Roses performed along the riverfront within five days of each other, so if you were a super-fan of the tune — as well as punctuating fireworks — you were in heaven. GNR played the song (a longtime centerpiece of the reunited band’s set) at Paul Brown Stadium on July 6, while the former Beatle pulled out his standby jam (which we’re pretty sure he still plays purely for the pyrotechnics) at U.S. Bank Arena on July 10.

Best Strip Club Turned M o d e r n C ock ta i l Lo u n g e Northern Kentucky’s “strip club” scene’s loss was the area’s classy cocktail lounge scene’s gain with the opening of Covington’s The Globe. The former Club Venus sign is still outside, but little else remains from the structure’s days as a non-nude strip joint. Redeveloped relatively quickly (over the course of a year), The Globe is a slick modern bar serving high-end cocktails inspired by Prohibition-era classics, as well as regional craft beers and spirits. Instead of gawking at “shower shows,” visitors can now sip on, say, a Cherry Bourbon Sour (a deceptive cocktail served with an egg white, cherry, lemon and Bulleit bourbon) and socialize with fully clothed fellow citizens in a chic minimalistic space. The Globe, 12 E. Fifth St., Covington, Ky., 859-261-1267, theglobecov.com.

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Robert Pollard of Dayton, Ohio’s Guided By Voices (who released his 100th album this year) look like Axl Rose. In late winter 2016, the Cincinnati Rock trio launched the project, for which the band promised to release a new song weekly for 52 weeks. The group accomplished the remarkable feat with a little help from their friends, collaborating with other musicians (including fellow locals like Jess Lamb and members of Alone at 3am, Ohio Knife and The Afghan Whigs), producers, video creators and other artists on the tracks (and sometimes accompanying music videos) over the course of a year. Perhaps the most impressive part of the endurance test? All of the songs are pretty damn good. Mad Anthony, madanthony.bandcamp.com.

B e s t C i nci nn at i - M u s ic History Street Cred Cincinnati has gotten increasingly good about honoring its rich musical history, thanks to increasingly “woke” politicians (including Mayor John Cranley) and organizations like the Cincinnati Music Heritage Foundation. In the past couple of years, the city has helped honor the 11 fans killed before a 1979 Who concert at Riverfront Coliseum with a historical marker and staved off attempts to tear

down the original King Records building in Evanston. At the beginning of 2017, three artists closely associated with King, the revolutionary local label that released seminal Country, Bluegrass, Soul and R&B recordings between 1943-1971, were honored with intersections re-named after them, making it possible for music history buffs to cruise the East Side of Cincinnati and visit Philip Paul Place, Bootsy Collins Way and Otis Williams Place within just a few minutes.

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Over-the-Rhine’s The Skeleton Root winery and tasting room pays homage to Cincy’s wine-making past. Before California’s ubiquitous Napa Valley and even before the state in which it resides existed, the Ohio River Valley was our country’s premier wine region. By the numbers, it was the largest grape-growing area in the United States; inside the city limits during Cincinnati’s prime grape-growing era in the 1850s, there were 2,000 acres of vines. Today, there are that many acres of vines spread across the entire state. But Skeleton Root owner and vintner Kate MacDonald is reinvigorating the city’s deep-rooted heritage by highlighting local grapes — the most well-known of which is the catawba — along with regional (and when necessary, continental) grapes. Skeleton Root wines are produced in-house

Rosé wine has seen a surge in popularity in recent years — a fact that hasn’t gone unnoticed by one local brewery’s brew masters. Inspired by the feel-good pink vino, Rhinegeist created Bubbles Rosé Cider, a twist on their popular Cidergeist hard ciders, which features cranberry and peach flavors. Sipping on a pint of the effervescent rosy brew on Rhinegeist’s rooftop patio is as refreshing as an icecold lemonade on a summer day. It’s tart and a little sweet, but at 6.2 percent ABV it packs some punch. It recently became available in cans at most stores that stock Rhinegeist beers. For an extra special summer treat, make yourself a rosé float by adding a scoop of your favorite vanilla ice cream. You can thank us later. Rhinegeist, 1910 Elm St., Over-the-Rhine, 513-381-1367, rhinegeist.com.

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B e s t J o h nn y C a s h Imp r e ss ion While award-winning local Outlaw Country music hero Dallas Moore has certainly been influenced by the Man in Black (not many genuine Country artists haven’t), he’s far from a sound-alike copy of Johnny Cash. But Moore paid more subtle tribute to Cash in 2016 when he ventured to Kentucky’s Bullitt County and performed for prisoners at the Bullitt County Detention Center. The recordings were released as Dallas Moore: Live at the Bullitt County Jail, a nod to Cash’s live At Folsom Prison, which is widely considered one of the best albums ever made. Moore took the Cash comparison one step further by enlisting as executive producer Bill Halverson, who assisted in the engineering of the Folsom record. Dallas Moore, dallasmoore.com.

B e s t Un d e r g r o u n d M u s ic F e s t The unique location of Cincinnati’s Ubahn Fest — an underground “tunnel” between Pete Rose Way and Third Street, near Paul Brown Stadium — instantly made it one of the cooler musical events of 2016. But the lineup last year (featuring mostly Hip Hop, with a little Electronic and Pop sprinkled in) upped the ante even more,

with organizers booking some of their biggest names yet. Alongside local artists like Space Invadaz and Lantana, Ubahn revelers got to catch sets by Hip Hop legend Nas, mash-up king Girl Talk and Indie Rap heroes Murs and Atmosphere. Ubahn Fest, facebook.com/ubahnfest.

B e s t B EER - FUELED Fa m i ly G a m e N ig h t Popular Northside brewery/venue Urban Artifact attracts a crowd with fresh beer and mostly free live music — it even has a Swing dance night on certain Sunday afternoons, and longtime local favorites the Blue Wisp Big Band perform every Wednesday. Its appeal also expands beyond the expected age range for a “bar.” The brewery has a huge selection of board games and allows kids in with accompanying adults, so some evenings can turn into genuine family affairs, especially on warmer nights, with parents letting their kids run around in the yard between the converted church and the rectory buildings. And you thought the only options for “beer-assisted family game night” were at home or at an overcrowded Dave and Buster’s. Urban Artifact, 1660 Blue Rock St., Northside, 513-620-4729, artifactbeer.com.

B e s t Us e O f S i ta r Unique Cincinnati duo Dawg Yawp (Tyler Randall and Rob Keenan) has had quite a year, and things only seem to be looking up from here. Winners of the 2016 Cincinnati Entertainment Award for New Artist of the Year, the twosome’s unique use of electronics and sitar and its imaginative blend of Psychedelia, Folk and Pop (heard on Dawg Yawp’s excellent self-titled debut, released last year on Cincinnati-based Old Flame Records and produced by Cincy music legend Rob Fetters) drew fawning praise from the press and widespread airplay on NPR, including an appearance on the popular syndicated live-music program, World Café. Ride that buzz, dawgs. Dawg Yawp, dawgyawp.com.

Best New Live A/ V M u s ic a l S h o w c a s e In September of last year, WCPO (channel 9 on the TV; wcpo.com on the interwebs) launched WCPO Lounge Acts, a new series in which local and touring bands are invited into the studio to record performances and an interview. Solid production values and a knowledgeable host — veteran music journalist Gil Kaufman — have made the series (named after the Lounge

Acts heard on former Oxford radio favorite WOXY) a must-hear, as has the solid list of guests who’ve appeared. Cincinnati buzz acts like Dawg Yawp, Leggy and Frontier Folk Nebraska have performed on the web show/podcast, as have on-the-rise national artists like Beach Slang, Malcolm London and Banners. WCPO Lounge Acts, wcpo.com/loungeacts.

Best Free-R ange Trivia The Approximate Knowledge Institute of Cincinnati, a local pub-trivia company helmed by Justin Schafer, is one of the only independent trivia creators in the city. Each week, Schafer conceptualizes and writes entire trivia games — including a name-that-tune halftime — for his group to present at multiple area bars, including the Northside Yacht Club, Queen City Radio, Ché and Arcade Legacy: Bar Edition. Teams can wager points based on confidence in their answers, and the top three winners take home prizes. Most Approximate Knowledge Institute nights include two separate games to accommodate all types of quizmasters: an early round for happy-hour bargoers and a late round for normal-bar-hour drinkers. Approximate Knowledge Institute of Cincinnati, facebook.com/nsyctrivia.

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B E S T F E R M E N T E D S U G AR C A N E c o c k ta il Mita’s is chef and owner Jose Salazar’s tribute to his Colombian grandmother’s spirit — his mamita — and to Spanish and Latin American food and drink. Like Latin culture itself, the restaurant is fun, designed with Moroccan-influenced tiles, architectural columns and concrete, plus one-of-a-kind lighting. The atmosphere is lively, especially at the bar — a great place to get familiar with mezcal, the smoky agave spirit-of-the-moment, and cachaça, a Brazilian spirit made with fermented sugarcane. The inventive Mezcal Manhattan is getting lots of buzz, with mole bitters and maraschino, but the Central and South American classics are as close to traditional as you can get. Hemingway’s Papa Doble pays tribute to the author with a take on his favorite Cuban daiquiri recipe, and the Caipirinha, a frothy and citrusy cocktail made with rum-like cachaça, lime and sugar. It’s the national cocktail of Brazil, and what the locals drink as the sun goes down, making it perfect for a postwork happy hour. Mita’s, 501 Race St., Downtown, 513-421-6482, mitas.co.

B e s t C l a ss ic O l d Fa s h ion e d i n C l a ss ic S u r r o u n di n g s Who doesn’t want to drink fancy drinks in a blinging Art-Deco palace? Well, maybe people who don’t drink, which is totally fine. You should still go to Orchids at Palm Court’s bar and get some appetizers concocted by AAA five-diamond chef Todd Kelly and take in one of the most ornate locations in Cincinnati. If you are an imbiber, watching the bartenders assemble their take on the Old Fashioned is an experience in itself. Blending culinary innovation and classic mixology, simple syrup and bitters are frozen inside the Old Fashioned’s ice cubes and blended with chef’s choice bourbon; the flavor changes as the ice melts. Part of Cincinnati history, the bar holds court at the heart of the Hilton Cincinnati Netherland Plaza Hotel in Carew Tower, which was constructed in the dawning days of the 1930s. Resplendent in rosewood, marble and angular, crystalline light fixtures, hanging

out under Orchids’ soaring green and silver roof would be worth it even if the drinks weren’t excellent. Luckily, they are. Orchids at Palm Court, 35 W. Fifth St., Downtown, 513-421-9100, orchidsatpalmcourt.com.

B e s t Loc a l E x p e r i m e n ta l M u s ic P ion e e r C om e b a ck Last June, Woodward Theater hosted the first No Response Festival, the brainchild of John Rich and Jon Lorenz, who have helped keep experimental music alive in Cincinnati for the past decade-plus by operating various venues, booking shows and hosting the influential Art Damage radio show. Featuring a broad range of unique styles from Noise Rock to Electronic Ambient music and beyond by some experimental heavy hitters, one of No Response’s coolest bookings was a local enigma, John Bender, who performed publicly for the first time in over 30 years at the event. Bender’s DIY recordings from the late ’70s/early ’80s had

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B est Pa r ty I n A Pa r k ing L o t September’s MidPoint Music Festival got some pre-event guff from longtime fans after it was taken over by local production giant MEMI (it was formerly owned and operated by CityBeat) and moved from a dozen or so indoor music venues (and a couple of outdoor spaces, including Washington Park) to a large parking area in Over-the-Rhine. But the move and new ownership had its perks. With the event’s four stages being so close together, fans no longer had to run — or bike or take a cab or drive — a mile after one showcase to see another band at the other end of the festival “grounds.” And the event stepped up its booking to include big headliners like Band of Horses, Reggie Watts and Future Islands, while also still featuring cutting-edge and/or on-the-verge local acts and national artists like Lucy Dacus, Car Seat Headrest and Kamasi Washington. MidPoint Music Festival, mpmf.com.

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Tastes like peanut butter (and it actually kind of looks like peanut butter in a shot glass), but it packs the punch of tequila. Northside Yacht Club, 4227 Spring Grove Ave., Northside, 513-541-0528, northsideyachtclub.com.

B E S T N EW REA S O N T O WAL K O N W O O D B UR N Woodburn B rewery is one of the city’s newer microbreweries in general and, more specifically, one of the newer highlights of East Walnut Hills’ booming Woodburn Avenue. The brewery and taproom were created by an L.A. Transplant and lifelong Cincinnatian, combining — as the website says — “West Side hustle and West Coast swagger.” Their innovative beer menu features core brews, like the earthy Cedar IPA; limited releases, like the Chocolate Mint Imperial Stout (tastes like a Girl Scout cookie!); seasonals; and a very cool Home Brewer series, where they let accomplished home brewers tap their brews at the bar. Woodburn Brewery, 2800 Woodburn Ave., East Walnut Hills, 513-221-2337, woodburnbrewery.com.

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B e s t r e a s o n t o b e t e rr i f i e d a n d c o n f u s e d a b o u t t h e w o rl d Well, it happened. The thing many thought impossible. After a campaign filled with gaffes, scandals, racist rhetoric and nearmeltdowns, reality TV star Donald Trump won the nation’s highest office. The victory of a candidate who just months before was a seeming non-starter and whose campaign looked to be at most a sideshow attraction upended the perceived rulebook on national politics in the United States, casting into full relief the deep dissatisfaction and anger of a big portion — but by no means majority — of the country. It’s going to be a strange four years.

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It wasn’t a guaranteed win, and for one of the two Democrats now on Hamilton County Commission, it came down to the wire. But here’s hoping that Commissioner Todd Portune’s re-election and the election of former State Rep. Denise Driehaus bring a new, more forward-looking direction to the county, which has been stuck in neutral thanks to budget cuts and lack of long-term vision. Things are getting off to a quick start, with a new crime lab and coroner’s office in the works, more plans for regional cooperation on the heroin crisis and other big issues.

B e s t i n f u r i at i n g p o l i t ics i n d u c e d t r a ff ic j a m After the election, it was a little hard for our now-president to stop campaigning. It’s understandable: the adulation of the crowds, the bright lights, the pumped-up 2 017 B ES T O F CIN CINN AT I 14 3

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soundtracks made up mostly of Billy Joel echoing through the half-full arenas, the occasional violence from your supporters toward peaceful protesters — it’s gotta be a wild ride. The president-elect’s victory lap appearance in Cincinnati didn’t quite fill U.S. Bank Arena (it was about half-full, actually), but did tie up traffic on I-71 and I-75 for hours as cars streamed in from the suburbs to catch the new prez. If you were just trying to get somewhere downtown in a timely manner, the reality star turned politician’s pileup was less than appreciated.

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unapologetically on Facebook last year. Former University of Cincinnati Police officer Ray Tensing went one worse, however. In an almost unbelievable twist, attorneys revealed during his murder trial that Tensing was wearing a Confederate flag T-shirt under his uniform when he shot unarmed black motorist Samuel DuBose. Seriously. Tensing’s defenders say the shirt was simply advertising the Great Smoky Mountains. That’s well and good, but they didn’t have any shirts at the gift shop without racist symbols?

B e s t u n d e r d o g w i n i n v o lv i n g t h e u s e o f a d u ck Republicans had controlled the Hamilton County clerk of courts office for so long — 113 years — that the place had become a satellite campaign headquarters for the Republican Party. Along came Aftab Pureval, a Procter & Gamble lawyer who won election to the office on the Democratic ticket. He became the first Democrat to run the courts’ backoffice functions since 1903. Not even the Chicago Cubs had to wait that long.

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B E S T B A B Y B OOM It’s been a big year for babies at the Cincinnati Zoo. Since being born six weeks early on Jan. 24, baby hippo Fiona has become a bona fide local celebrity. Initially weighing just 29 pounds, the tiny baby inspired the hashtag #TeamFiona as the city anxiously awaited daily updates on her condition. But the hippo wasn’t the only baby the zoo welcomed this year: African painted dog Imara gave birth to a whopping 11 pups, all of whom were named after cheese, and first-time Malayan tiger mom Cinta also welcomed three female cubs; her maternal instincts, however, failed to kick in. Luckily, six-year-old Australian shepherd Blakely stepped in to fulfill the role of nanny. Blakely’s previous baby-rearing experience includes cheetahs, a takin, a warthog, wallabies, skunks and bat-eared foxes. Cincinnati Zoo & Botanical Garden, 3400 Vine St., Avondale, 513-281-4700, cincinnatizoo.org.

B e s t pr e v io u sly s e cr e t a n d a rg u a bly e m b a rr a ss i n g c o rr e sp o n d e n c e b e t w e e n t w o m ayo r a l b u d di e s The best convos between bros should stay between bros, you know what we mean?

So it was kind of embarrassing when a records request for Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel’s emails turned up Cincinnati Mayor John Cranley’s missives bragging about working with the city’s black police union, the Sentinels, on the ouster of then-chief Jeffrey Blackwell. Even more embarrassing: Cranley had previously said he had no role in that firing, officially carried out by City Manager Harry Black. Triple embarrassing: The Sentinels afterward came out saying they didn’t support Blackwell’s firing at all. Oops.

B e s t c o ll e g e sp o r t s fa k e o u t For a beautiful few weeks, it kinda seemed like the University of Cincinnati was about to join the big leagues. But it was all one big tease. After some flexing for one of the country’s top college sports conferences, we found out this past fall that UC won’t be joining the Big 12 any time soon. In fact, no new schools will be hopping on board the high-level collegiate athletic conference, which currently has only 10 members for some reason. The Big 12’s board of directors say the move doesn’t have anything to do with individual schools and that it simply isn’t the right time to expand. That means UC won’t get the chance to join a

Power Five conference or top-tier athletic groups that net much larger TV revenues, better shots at major bowl games and playoff berths. Oh well.

B e s t m o v e b y l o c a l fa i t h gr o u ps g i v i n g u s fa i t h i n h u m a n s Before Cincinnati formally declared itself a sanctuary city, local faith leaders convened by the Amos Project stepped up, offering support for immigrants and others who might be targeted by policies promised by the incoming Trump administration. If mass deportations or Muslim registries become a reality, these mosques, churches and synagogues have pledged to have the backs of some of Cincinnati’s most vulnerable residents. After high-profile court battles over President Trump’s executive orders banning immigration from certain majorityMuslim countries and halting refugee resettlement, that’s looking more and more like it could become a reality.

B e s t n e w i d e a t o f ig h t v io l e n c e i n Ci n ci n n at i ’ s n e ig h b o r h o o d s While overall violent crime in Cincinnati is still well below levels seen in decades

past, the city saw a devastating number of shootings in 2016 — enough to be featured in national media, including a New York Times article on gun violence. While some officials have called for still more police officers on the street, Councilwoman Yvette Simpson has proposed a different idea. Simpson’s proposal would include mental health professionals among first responders heading to crime scenes. Studies show that those exposed to the trauma of violent crime are more likely to be victims or perpetrators of that violence in the future. Working to treat that trauma could be a first step to reducing violence in Cincinnati neighborhoods.

B e s t m o m e n t pr o v i n g p e o pl e s t i ll h av e p o w e r Early November 2016 was a tense time in Cincinnati. Donald Trump had just been elected president and a Hamilton County jury declared it could not reach a verdict in the case of former University of Cincinnati police officer Ray Tensing’s shooting of unarmed black motorist Samuel DuBose. That tension was especially high outside the Hamilton County courthouse as the verdict — or lack thereof — came down. The hundreds

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gathered there began to march through the streets of downtown, where they were joined by another large protest against the proposed policies of President Trump. The Black Lives Matter and Trump protesters marching together made a powerful statement — thousands of Cincinnatians marching non-violently for justice and acceptance.

B e s t c o n gr e ss io n a l gl o b e -t r o t t e r Since rebounding from his 2008 loss to Steve Driehaus and returning to the U.S. House of Representatives in 2011, Rep. Steve Chabot has flown to 46 countries on 16 separate excursions, gracing the likes of Mongolia, Myanmar and Moldova with his presence. The tab to taxpayers? Almost $200,000. But it’s unclear exactly what those trips, taken as part of Chabot’s role as the chair of the House’s Small Business Committee, have accomplished. That’s not a question Chabot has been eager to answer.

B e s t Ci t y C o u n ci l m o t io n t h at fa i l e d It seemed like a reasonable idea at the time: Indigenous Peoples’ Day — a city proclamation that celebrated the

indigenous cultures that existed in Ohio and across the country before European settlers arrived. Putting it on the second Tuesday in October — Columbus Day — also didn’t seem like such a huge leap. After all, 22 other cities including Oklahoma City, Lawrence, Kansas and Asheville, N.C., have taken similar steps. But the idea, proposed by the Cincinnati Human Relations Commission, was too much for Cincinnati City Council. While a few council members voted for the motion recognizing America’s first peoples, a majority abstained from the vote, giving no reason for doing so.

B e s t e x a m pl e o f w h y s o c i a l m e di a wa s a bs o l u t e ly i n s a n e i n 2 016 Oh man. We should not even be revisiting this, but here we are. If you needed proof that social media is a terrifying place full of sadness and pain, look no further than the way Twitter trolls handled the tragic death of Harambe, a gorilla living at the Cincinnati Zoo. In May, a 3-year-old boy fell into Harambe’s enclosure, and, when the gorilla began dragging the boy and no other avenue to rescue him was available, zookeepers shot the silverback. That alone was sad enough. Then came the

memes. The threats to the zoo. The insults to the boy’s mother. The bizarre conspiracy theories. The zoo temporarily shut down its Twitter account due to the craziness, which made national news. Twitter trolls aimed fire at zoo director Thane Maynard, hacking his Twitter account in August. Eventually, the tweetstorm died down, and hopefully the mere mention of our sweet, departed simian prince’s name in these pages doesn’t recall the fury.

B e s t a n d m o s t i m p o r ta n t r e m a i n i n g v e s t ig e o f Ci n c i n n at i ’ s r ic h m u s ic a l h e r i ta g e t h at i s s t i ll endangered The past year saw intensified efforts to save the physical remains of one of Cincinnati’s proudest cultural gems. James Brown. Bootsy Collins. Otis Redding. Ike Turner. Philip Paul. The list of local and national legends who recorded for Evanston-based King Records goes on and on, giving Cincinnati some serious credibility when it comes to the roots of America’s Rock, R&B, Soul and Funk music. What’s more, the company, started in 1943 by Cincinnatian Syd Nathan, was one of the country’s first integrated work places. King was decades ahead of its time

and a continuingly pertinent example of what people can do when they transcend racial divides. Today, the label’s former headquarters is in disrepair and its owners want to tear it down. But the city has taken steps to purchase it, using eminent domain if necessary, so the facility can be turned into a museum and educational site. Decades after it closed down, King is still bringing people together.

B e s t s u rpr i s e r e s i s ta n c e t o t h e Tr u m p t r a i n fr o m a n o t h e r w i s e u n a p o l o g e t ic c o n s e r vat i v e Ohio’s staunchly conservative Gov. John Kasich wasn’t the first person we’d have expected to pick a big fight with reality TV star turned presidential candidate turned actual president Donald Trump, but did he ever. Bitter Twitter wars. Talking trash on TV news shows. A continued refusal to back Trump even after his inauguration seemed inevitable. We have to hand it to Kasich — he didn’t dither when it came to his thoughts on The Donald, unlike some other Ohio Republicans (we’re looking at you, Rob Portman). Maybe he was bitter because he knew he wasn’t going to win the GOP presidential nomination. Maybe he thought he could actually sway people

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B e s t pr o t r a c t e d e l e c t o r a l H a ll o w e e n c o s t u m e Sometimes, your getup isn’t the most convincing, but it’s still enough to get you into the club. Despite voting for the North American Free Trade Agreement and initial support for the Trans-Pacific Partnership, two trade deals that are generally the kiss of death with working class voters these days, U.S. Sen. Rob Portman still managed to turn rhetoric about his credentials with the working class into a resounding re-election victory. It helped that a couple labor unions endorsed Portman, mostly over the issue of pension reform. Portman’s attacks on his opponent Ted Strickland’s economic record as Ohio governor also didn’t hurt his bid. Nevermind that Strickland rejected those same trade deals, which GOP presidential nominee Donald Trump railed on in order to rally working class votes, or that Strickland presided over the state’s economy during the Great Recession and probably wasn’t responsible for the job losses Ohio experienced. Portman’s working-class ruse was enough to net him a Senate win.

B e s t t e rr i bl e u s e o f s tat e l aw e n f o rc e m e n t t i m e t o o ppr e ss i n dig e n o u s p e o pl e It makes total sense to send 36 Ohio State Troopers to North Dakota to protect a pipeline project that the federal government ordered paused, right? And it makes even more sense to tell media in your state that the officers were “undercover” and refuse to release further information about their activities, even when they are shown on video in uniform engaging directly with Native American activists, right? Wait, actually, none of that makes any sense. But Ohio did it anyway. North Dakota will reimburse Ohio taxpayers for the troopers sent to quash protests against the Dakota Access Pipeline, but the question remains: Why send them in the first place, especially when law enforcement response to those protests has been controversial and fraught with accusations of unnecessary violence?

B e s t w h at- i n -t h e - h e ll i s - g oi n g - o n - w i t h - l o c a l p o l i t ics m o m e n t In yet another sign of 2016’s topsyturvy political environment, Hamilton County Sheriff Jim Neil set off minor political shockwaves when he appeared

at a March 13 campaign rally for GOP presidential primary frontrunner Donald Trump in West Chester. Neil, a Democrat, did not speak at the event but was named by Butler County Sheriff Richard Jones during the latter’s remarks introducing Trump. Jones, a Republican, has been a controversial figure for his far-right views on immigration and other issues. Neil and Jones posed for photos together onstage during the event. The first-term Hamilton County sheriff appeared on a stage behind Trump in full uniform. He told reporters at the event that he felt Trump was the best candidate in the field. But in a news conference the next day, presumably after Democratic Party officials gave him a pep talk, he backtracked, saying his appearance was a “huge mistake” and that he was merely curious about Trump’s support for law enforcement. Neil says the campaign asked him to attend the day before the event.

B e s t u s e o f ta xpay e r m o n e y t o wa r d a pr o j e c t t h at w i ll a d m i n i s t e r a r e l ig io u s l i t m u s t e s t f o r i t s e m pl oy e e s , b e c a u s e s e pa r at io n o f c h u rc h a n d s tat e i s f o r d u m m i e s Are you OK with the government chipping in on a tourist attraction developed by a religious group and based on a Bible story where employees have to sign a pledge about their religious beliefs? If you live in Kentucky, you kind of have to be, it seems. Northern Kentucky’s Ark Encounter got $18 million in tax credits from the state after a legal battle, even as parent company Answers in Genesis (which also runs the nearby Creation Museum) says it will select employees for the theme park based upon their belief in the Bible. The state initially promised the credits on the $92 million project in 2010, but walked back on that commitment four years later after worries about lawsuits over regulations on separation of church and state. Answers in Genesis took the state to federal court, winning the right to receive the tax credits on First Amendment grounds in 2016.

B e s t i n t r a - pa r t y sc h i s m , l o c a l di v i s io n The year 2016 witnessed the continued widening of a big split in Cincinnati and Hamilton County politics: a rift between two factions of the local Democratic Party. On one side are established players with mostly moderate policies like Mayor John Cranley. On the other, to varying degrees, are younger, generally more progressive politicians and candidates looking to shake things up. The most obvious example is Councilwoman Yvette

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B e s t p r o m i s i n g c o - o p m a r k et It’s been a long time coming, but the former Keller’s IGA in Clifton is finally a grocery store again. After Keller’s went out of business in 2011 following tax woes, it was an open question whether another grocery store would take its place in Clifton’s once-bustling business district. Six years later, Clifton Market is a reality. Making the store’s opening even more interesting is its structure: The co-op market was financed and owned by 1,500 members of the local community. Those owners get to help make decisions about how the market will run and what it will carry. That’s shopping local.

Simpson, who announced in the summer that she would challenge Cranley in the 2017 mayoral race. Simpson has some allies, including fellow council member Chris Seelbach and various other candidates. The first big skirmish happened over the streetcar during Cranley’s first election four years ago. But the divisions have only intensified since then, and the 2017 mayoral and Council races look likely to turn past skirmishes between old-guard Democrats and the local party’s young urban progressive wing into an all-out war.

B e s t i n t r a - pa r t y sc h i s m : s tat e di v i s io n Things got ugly pretty quick for the Ohio GOP this year. Ohio Gov. John Kasich bucked his party and opposed their nominee for president. Other elected officials like U.S. Sen. Rob Portman hemmed and hawed about their support for Trump, saying no, then yes, then no again to a Trump presidential nomination. Trump’s campaign in Ohio was chaotic — few field offices, few volunteers — and he didn’t exactly play nice with the state party’s establishment. When the dust

settled, Ohio GOP Chair and Kasich ally Matt Borges was out of a job, replaced by Trump loyalist Jane Timken. Despite the tumult, however, the party won big, picking up seats in the State House and Ohio’s electoral college votes for Trump. It was another instance proving that all previously established political rules were out the window in 2016.

B e s t way t o g i v e ta xpay e r m o n e y t o pr i vat e , f o r pr o f i t e n t i t i e s w i t h l i t t l e o r n o o v e rs ig h t Here’s something fun we learned about in 2016: Ohio taxpayers have been paying $100 million a year to send 15,000 students to a school that has no books, no classrooms and, according to recent state efforts to get to the bottom of its attendance records, little proof that it is providing educational opportunities required by the state. Critics, including state lawmakers, say the continuing battle between the Ohio Department of Education and privately run but publicly funded online charter school Electronic Classroom of Tomorrow (ECOT) underscores problems with the state’s lax 2 017 B ES T O F CIN CINN AT I 149

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B e s t m a j o r b r i d g e t h at n ee d s a b r e a k When the Brent Spence Bridge collapses and sends eight lanes of vehicles into the Ohio River, we will all wonder why construction of a new bridge hadn’t begun in 2016. After all, we had a president who wanted to spend more on infrastructure, a House speaker (John Boehner) from the Ohio side and the Senate majority leader (Mitch McConnell) from the Kentucky side. That perfect storm for success went for naught. Meanwhile, Louisville opened one new Ohio River bridge and is building another. Maybe it’s because that city has a democratic congressman.

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B e s t r e m i n d e r t h at l aw m a k e rs i n O h io a n d K e n t u ck y a r e s t i ll w e i r d ly a n d i n f u r i at i n gly h u n g u p a b o u t w h at w o m e n d o w i t h t h e i r b o di e s It’s not news that conservative lawmakers have a strange preoccupation with choices women make regarding their reproductive health. But as 2016 ended, conservative legislatures in Ohio and Kentucky prepared to ram home some of the most restrictive anti-abortion legislation in the country, banning access to most abortions after 20 weeks of pregnancy. These restrictions could be just a prelude of coming challenges for prochoice advocates. President Trump has promised, over time, to appoint Supreme Court justices who will overturn Roe v.

Wade, the 1973 Supreme Court decision that declares bans on abortion unconstitutional. The most recent legislation isn’t the first attack on access to abortions. The number of clinics in both Ohio and Kentucky has dwindled in recent years after successive waves of regulations on clinics. In 2011, Ohio had 16 providers and Kentucky had three. Now, there are only nine clinics left in Ohio — including one in Cincinnati — and only one in all of Kentucky. As both pregnancy care and abortions become harder to obtain, opponents of abortion restrictions worry low-income women will be the hardest hit.

B e s t h a lf o f a pr o s e c u t o r Hamilton County voters decided in November that part of Joe Deters was better than all of Alan Triggs as county prosecutor. Deters went to part-time status in 2009, something conveniently omitted on all of his campaign signs and advertising. Of all the elected prosecutors in Ohio’s 10 biggest counties, Deters is the only one with a fractional commitment to his public job. Then again, having pocketed more than $2 million with two now-disbarred private lawyers, who can blame Deters for sucking at two teats at once?

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Best Red Whose Sh e n a n ig a n s W e ’ l l M i s s Brandon Phillips could be a fickle guy sometimes, as demonstrated by his resentful comments about team management after signing a lucrative contract extension in 2012. But for every instance of the somewhat self-conscious BP getting a little too defensive — let us not recall the onbase-percentage flap with The Enquirer’s C. Trent Rosecrans — Reds fans will remember the mile-wide smile and genuine joy the longtime second baseman brought to the game. Not to mention the countless acrobatic defensive plays, behind-the-back and between-the-legs throws, the 2013 “butt slide” tag and the massive brawl with the Cardinals he basically started. Phillips’ 11-year Reds tenure ended this past offseason when he was traded to his hometown Atlanta Braves, where he has continued to demonstrate his trademark charm as @DatDudeBP on Twitter. The three-time All Star ranks among the top 10 Reds all-time in hits, doubles, total bases and games played. He’ll surely be a member of the team’s Hall of Fame someday.

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Nuge, we hardly knew you. Actually, we knew Bengals kicker Mike Nugent quite well going back to his days at Ohio State, where he was an All-American kicker before being drafted by the New York Jets. He became the Bengals’ kicker in 2010 and went on to set a team record for points and field goals the following year. Then came the 2015 rule change moving the point-after attempt from the 2-yard line back to the 15. After making 98 percent of his PATs the first year of the change, Nugent scuffled in 2016, missing six of 29 and another six field goals to boot. With the wheels falling off for both the kicker and

the team in general, the Bengals released Nugent in December. The downfall of the team’s kicker pretty much symbolized the Bengals struggles in 2016, a year when many hoped they would avenge the ugly 2015 playoff loss to the Steelers.

B e s t C u r s e s Th at W o n ’ t Be Broken Kenyon Martin’s broken ankle. The Reds being no-hit in the playoffs or blowing a 2-games-to-0 lead on the Giants. Jeremy Hill and Vontaze Burfict snatching defeat from the jaws of victory against the Steelers. The past 20 years of Cincinnati teams’ playoff appearances have been demoralizing enough to cause even the most optimistic fans to wonder why we put ourselves through it all. This city’s seemingly endless playoff-win drought has manifested itself in a couple of unfortunate streaks for the men who have led the Reds and Bengals through such sorrow. The Bengals’ 2015 playoff loss to Pittsburgh marked head coach Marvin

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celebrated the 25-year anniversary of the team that started it all. The Bearcats wore badass 1992 throwback uniforms during a thorough dismantling of UConn in March, with members of the Final Four team Corie Blount, Curtis Bostic, Anthony Buford, Tarrice Gibson, Herb Jones and Terry Nelson in attendance. Huggins, who has since returned to the Final Four with his current program, West Virginia, sent along a video tribute for the dudes.

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The University of Cincinnati 1992 Final Four team put a young Bob Huggins on the college basketball map. Just three years into his tenure at UC, Huggy Bear put together one of the best squads he would ever field at UC, and only a loss against Michigan’s vaunted Fab Five kept the ’Cats from playing in the National Championship game. We all know what happened next: Fourteen straight NCAA Tournament appearances, Kenyon Martin’s broken ankle, a DUI charge and subsequent dismissal that sent the Bearcats program into disarray for more than a year. One-time Huggins protégé Mick Cronin has rebuilt the UC basketball program, and this year the school

University of Cincinnati point guard Troy Caupain this spring wrapped up a tremendous career on the hardwood for the Bearcats. When he showed up in Clifton from Midlothian, Va. four years ago, the then-17-year-old hit the ground running, contributing significant minutes on a good team as a true freshman. He’s been UC’s floor general ever since, knocking in an acrobatic, game-tying layup in an NCAA Tournament game the ’Cats would win in overtime, winning first-team All-American Athletic Conference honors his junior year and entering his senior season AAC co-player of the year. Amid the litany of on-court accolades Caupain has amassed during his four years at UC,

he’s also been a model student. This past year he was honored as a finalist for the NCAA’s Senior CLASS Award, given each year to the outstanding senior student athlete in nine different sports. Caupain’s bio notes various academic achievements, leadership traits, community service and volunteer efforts as well as basketball accomplishments. Caupain’s mother Renee, who was known to drive from Virginia to watch almost all his games throughout his career, is surely proud.

B e s t P r o G u a r d C o m i n g B a c k U n d e r U n f o r t u n at e C i rc u m s ta n c e s Things didn’t go Xavier’s way during the 2016-17 men’s basketball season. After starting the year ranked in the top 10, the Muskies struggled against the better teams in the stacked Big East, failing to separate themselves from the middle of the conference pack. The daunting conference schedule didn’t make things easy — during a five-game stretch in January, Xavier played four games against ranked opponents, including an out-of-conference game against crosstown rival UC, losing all four. Then the really unfortunate happened: Star point guard Edmond Sumner went down with a torn ACL and was lost

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B e s t SEASON TIC KET DEAL Cincinnati’s hottest sports ticket in town last year belonged to Futbol Club Cincinnati, which spread its orange-andblue fandom all across town during its inaugural season. With uber-professional business and marketing efforts led by the deep pockets of Carl Lindner III and former Bengals executive Jeff Berding, the organization asked for — and did receive — the city’s utmost attention. Then it followed through on the pitch, making the United Soccer League playoffs and competing against top European teams in friendlies along the way. The team’s record-setting attendance numbers at UC’s Nippert Stadium piqued the interested of Major League Soccer, which is seriously considering the local club for inclusion during its next round of expansion. The team has already sold out of 2017

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Beer and sports go together beautifully. Everyone knows this. The campus of East Side brewery Fifty West has gone way beyond simply providing pints to sip while watching the big game or sixers to chug on the bench during a summer night softball game. The brewery’s Production Works facility is a straight-up adult beerthemed playland: a brewery and taproom adjacent to volleyball courts and a bike shop, with canoe and kayak rentals on the banks of the Little Miami River. This isn’t your typical taproom, though there are plenty of TVs playing sports and a brewpub across the street serving seasonal ingredients alongside a variety of freshly brewed beers. You can stop by and join in a friendly game of sand volleyball or get in a weekly league. Rent bikes to cruise down the the Little Miami Scenic Trail or join cycling and running groups. It’s basically like pretending to be on vacation at

It didn’t take long for Cincinnati native Rose Lavelle to prove herself on the soccer field at the University of Wisconsin. After leaving Mount Notre Dame High School as its all-time leading scorer, Lavelle went on to earn Big Ten Freshman of the Year honors in 2013 and was named to the All-Big Ten team all four years in Madison. She became a first-team AllAmerican and was twice named to the All-American second team, with two Big Ten Midfielder of the Year awards to boot. Lavelle’s high honors continued this past January, when she was selected by the Boston Breakers with the No. 1 overall pick in the National Women’s Soccer League draft. By March she had earned her first appearance in international play, starting and playing all 90 minutes of a tough 1-0 Women’s National Team loss to England. Could World Cup 2019 be her next stop?

B e s t T o p S o cc e r Dr a f t P ic k Pa r t II While all eyes were on FC Cincinnati’s ongoing bid to join Major League Soccer’s expansion efforts, Xavier footballer Jalen Brown was showing scouts why they should add him to an MLS roster. Brown’s efforts paid off — after participating in the 2017 MLS player combine in Los Angeles, the former Musketeer was drafted in the second round of the MLS SuperDraft by New York City FC. Brown led Xavier with six goals his senior year and was named to the Ohio Collegiate Soccer Association All-Ohio NCAA Men’s Division I Team. In New York City, he’ll be united with former FC Cincinnati star Sean Okoli.

B e s t Tw o - W h e e l e d Urb a n C o r e A d v e n t u r e If you’re looking for a fresh way to experience the sights and sounds of downtown, Over-the-Rhine and surrounding areas, pull the old 10-speed or beach cruiser out of the garage and make your way to Fountain Square. Every Tuesday night (in warmer months) the Urban Basin Bicycle Club leads a novice-level group ride around town, stopping to take in the sights and talk a little history. The event is part of the city of Cincinnati’s Bicycle Transportation

Program, whose mission is to make bicycling a bigger part of daily life in Cincinnati. You don’t need a fancy ride to take part, just a desire to have a good time and see new things. Be sure to watch out for those streetcar tracks. cincinnati-oh.gov/bikes/ events/urban-basin-bicycle-club.

B e s t NKU D - I Sp l a s h Pa r t I There are mid-major men’s college basketball programs that wait decades for their first taste of the NCAA Tournament. Others come and go during a single Cinderella season now and then. The Northern Kentucky University men’s basketball team hopes to fall into a third category after winning the Horizon League tournament and advancing to the Big Dance after just a season of eligibility. The Norse ripped through the league tourney as a 4-seed, knocking off Milwaukee’s attempted Cinderella run in the finals and earning a 15 seed against No. 2 Kentucky in the NCAAs. NKU’s first-round game took place the day this magazine went to press, so we don’t know how the dudes fared. Google it!

B e s t NKU D - I Sp l a s h Pa r t II Just across campus, another NKU squad powered through the four-year reclassification process to find success in its first

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Cat on the counter no more! B e s t Q u i e t H a l l of Fa m e C a r e e r i n t h e M a k i n g The Bengals’ offensive stars in recent years have enjoyed much of the team’s limelight — wide receiver A.J. Green is one of the best in the game, and quarterback Andy Dalton and running backs Giovani Bernard and Jeremy Hill get to score all the touchdowns. But there are some pretty legit dudes on the other side of the ball, too, starting with defensive tackle Geno Atkins. The 29-year-old has made the Pro Bowl in five out of his seven years in the league, the most ever for a Bengals defensive lineman and just one behind the record for any Bengals defensive player. Atkins has twice led the NFL in interior-line sacks and shared the accolade twice. Defensive tackle is one of the toughest gigs in the game, and Atkins’ dominance allows the freaky defensive ends to really get after the quarterback. The team smartly locked up the former fourth-round pick with a five-year, $52 million contract in 2013, retaining his services through 2019. If he stays healthy, he’s likely looking at another extension in the near future and could potentially be a Bengal for life.

year of Division I eligibility. The Northern Kentucky University women’s soccer team wasted little time breaking through with a league championship, also playing in the NCAA Tournament for their first time. The Norse lost in the first round to national runners-up West Virginia, but they’ll be back.

B e s t L at e - S e a s o n R u n The 2016 Xavier men’s baseball team rode a hot late-season streak to Big East regular season and tournament titles, catapulting them to their second NCAA Tournament appearance in three seasons. The Musketeers went 18-4 down the stretch, winning eight of their last 10 and beating Creighton 8-7 in a dramatic championship game. The Musketeers nearly made noise in the NCAA Tournament, too. Though they failed to get out of their region, Xavier whooped No. 1 seed Vanderbilt 15-1 and won a game against Washington but couldn’t quite get past UC Santa Barbara,

losing games 5-4 and 14-5. Catcher Daniel Rizzie was later drafted by the New York Mets, and shortstop Andre Jernigan went to the Minnesota Twins.

B e s t Thr e e - P e at Before last season, no Ohio high school had ever won three consecutive Division II state championships. Standing in La Salle’s way of such a prestigious accomplishment last fall was northern Ohio football powerhouse Massillon Perry, which La Salle had smoked in the 2015 state championship game 42-0. The Lancers again prevailed, this time in a 14-7 squeaker behind a late fourth-quarter touchdown run by senior quarterback TreSean Smith with 3:46 left in the game. The team finished the season ranked No. 32 in the country by high school sports website MaxPreps. Prior to the current three-year winning streak, La Salle had never won a state title. The Lancers will go for four in a row next season.

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The Cincinnati Playhouse’s Blake Robison message by underscoring the universality of calls Jen Silverman “part of a new genthese women’s situations. “Jen and Lee want eration of very exciting and accomplished audiences to come away with the sense that playwrights taking over American theater.” the play represents all of us,” he says. Continuing the Playhouse’s serious and Silverman expands on this notion. “The overt commitment to new works by women, diversity in casting is meant to tell the story Robison is presenting the world premiere of that the stories of these three women in one Silverman’s new play, All the Roads Home, at family can reflect a broader, more universal the Playhouse. Following previews over the experience of families and the passing of past week, it officially opens on Thursday. generations.” Silverman is a much-in-demand playIn an interview with Playbill, Silverman wright whose scripts are being produced at said, “I think each woman comes up against theaters from coast to coast — Baltimore a moment where they either have to choose and Washington, D.C. as well as San Franto sort of step outside of expectation and cisco and Costa Mesa, Calif. Her new play The Moors had a limited Off-Broadway engagement in February. This summer, Chicago’s renowned Steppenwolf Theatre will stage The Roommate, her script that debuted at the 2015 Humana Festival of New American Plays in Louisville, receiving very positive reviews. Silverman is definitely a hot commodity. All the Roads Home is about three generations of women in one family. In the 1950s, teenager Madeleine The cast of All the Roads Home at a recent rehearsal runs away to New York with P H O T O : a ly m i c h a u d fantasies of becoming a dancer. In the 1970s, her headstrong daughter Max, a wannabe cowboy, possibly destroy a life that has been built rebels against the same small-town Masup for them, or they have to choose to let sachusetts life that drove her mother away. go of it and step back into their lives.” Her Fast-forward to today and Max’s daughter play examines the impacts of such choices Nix travels the country as a musician, chasand the resulting unfulfilled dreams that get ing a dream that might not be her own. Silpassed along. verman’s play is a coming-of-age story times Several of Silverman’s plays are unapolothree, as well as an exploration of the impact getically feminist, exploring themes of of mothers’ choices on their daughters. women pushing against limitations. That’s In press materials, Silverman admits to a perspective you’re unlikely to find in a coming from “a family of strong-willed and play by a man, and it represents a good iconoclastic women.” She says she’s interreason why more theaters should follow the ested in conversations “about family and Playhouse’s lead and seek out new works by transformations in general, but I think that women. (In conjunction with All the Roads conversation gets particularly interesting Home, the Playhouse offers a panel on April when you consider the parameters women 10 at 7 p.m. about American feminist history operate under, the space that women were with emphasis on the play’s three time allowed to take up ‘back then’ and the way periods. The event is free, but reservations they resisted restriction (or couldn’t) vs. are necessary: 513-421-3888.) those same things now.” Robison says he loved Silverman’s play Adding another level of intriguing depth to the first time he read it. “I cared about the play, Silverman and director Lee Sunday these women and their choices tremenEvans have purposefully cast actors of difdously. While representing three distinct fering ethnicity — Rebecca S’manga Frank generations, they share common desires to as Madeleine, Tina Chilip as Max and Libby break free from the baggage they carry and Winters as Nix — as the three central characindividualize themselves apart from the ters. They play those roles and others across relationships they have with their parents.” the play’s time segments, joined by Tramell All the Roads Home opens on Thursday Tillman as various men in their lives. and continues through April 23. Robison says Silverman and Evans CONTACT RICK PENDER: rpender@ citybeat.com wanted the casting to broaden the play’s

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Lorraine Hansberry’s A Raisin in the to her. At 19, Benny sees her best years Sun, which debuted on Broadway in 1959, sprawled out ahead of her and she refuses has become a staple of American drama to settle for anything. In a cast full of conever since it received four Tony nominasummate professionals, Williams’ debut tions that year. The play addresses such with Cincy Shakes keeps pace with the substantial topics as poverty, family, racism heavies, even shines. and abortion — themes made digestible And finally we meet the matriarch, Lena through a script that is genuine and very Younger, played by Burgess Byrd in specfunny. Raisin, a snapshot of the 1950s, tacular form. Lena is so self-assured and endures due to its timeless lessons about strong that we forget — until she reminds discrimination, ambition and love. us, heartbreakingly — that she is mourning What a revelation it is to watch Cincinthe recent loss of her husband, “Big Walter.” nati Shakespeare Company tackle this production so expertly. Cincy Shakes has H already proven that its skill CRITIC’S extends to staging contemporary classics such as To H Kill a Mockingbird and The Grapes of Wrath. This current production of A Raisin in the Sun, running through April 15, should crown the list of those successes. Raisin opens in a small apartment in Chicago. Scenic designer Shannon Moore has created a believable home on stage, packing every corner Burgess Bird (left) and Torie Wiggins star in this classic play. of the tight space to establish P H O T O : m i k k i s c h a f f n e r photo g r a ph y the Younger family’s South Side residence. The apartment isn’t cluttered or dirty, but very full His passing — and specifically, his life since a family of five shares two bedrooms insurance payout — jolts the Youngers into and a closet-size kitchen. We can sense the the dilemma at the center of the story: What Younger family’s claustrophobia. Moore has is Lena to do with $10,000, more cash than given the space soft neutral colors except for any of the Youngers has ever seen before? one bright white rectangle — a photo of the Such an amount in the 1950s would equate recently deceased patriarch, Walter Younger. to more than $100,000 in 2017, no small sum, The Younger family slowly unfolds from and the dreams it might buy dazzle nearly various corners of the cramped house. everyone in the family. First we meet Ruth (Torie Wiggins), as A small cast of supporting roles also she rouses her sleepy pre-teen son Travis traipses through the Younger apartment, (Shadow Avili’). We rarely see Ruth without including two potential suitors for Benny: an iron in her hand or an egg on the skillet; Joseph Asagai (Darnell Pierre Benjamin) Ruth performs domestic work for a meager and George Murchison (Crystian Wiltshire). living and then maintains her own home on Also worth a mention is Shanessa Sweeney her off-hours. Our hearts go out to the hardas the Youngers’ wrecking ball of a neighbor, working Ruth, patient and slightly wilted by Mrs. Johnson. Sweeney adds humor to acts labor and by tension within the family. Wigas small as shifting her chair. gins’ performance is mature and tender. “What happens to a dream deferred?” Geoffrey Warren Barnes II is Walter Lee asked Langston Hughes in his 1951 poem Younger, Ruth’s husband, a dreamer watch“Harlem.” “Does it dry up/like a raisin in the ing his life whimper by. Walter Lee is Willy sun?” Hansberry also asks that question, Loman-esque, a man faltering as a provider and while she does not directly answer it, and as a father, starving for an opportunity her Raisin in the Sun suggests that family to get ahead. Walter Lee is an understandand love play a big part in sustaining our able character, if not often a loveable one. dreams and braving the reality of our future. Barnes nails it, from the heights of Walter Director Christopher V. Edwards has Lee’s charming optimism to the lows of his assembled a cast that gels as a family and hangdog desperation. breathes life into Hansberry’s moving story. Walter Lee’s sister Beneatha (Renika A RAISIN IN THE SUN is onstage at Cincinnati Williams) has her own bouquet of dreams. Shakespeare Company through April 15. “Benny” is going to be a doctor, marry for More info: cincyshakes.com. love, design an identity that feels true

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The Wire is often cited as one the best television series ever made. David Simon’s complex portrait of life in urban Baltimore ran for five seasons on HBO, from 2002 to 2008. And while The Wire had its champions during its initial run, far more viewers came to its particular pleasures after the fact. One such person is Stanley Corkin, an author and professor of film and media studies at the University of Cincinnati. Corkin has long been keen on the ways in which mass media can impact our interpretation of history and culture — his previous books include Realism and the Birth of the Modern United States: Cinema, Literature and Culture and Cowboys as Cold Warriors: The Western and U.S. History. It was after publishing his most recent book, 2011’s Starring New York: Filming the Grime and Glamour of the Long 1970s, that Corkin found the subject of his next endeavor. “My daughter said, ‘You really got to see The Wire — it’s a great show,’ ” Corkin says. Taking her advice, he checked it out and was hooked instantly. Like many a viewer in our streaming age, he binge-watched the entire series in a matter of weeks. “I could really see that it was kind of the next step in the articulation of the relationship between the discrete urban space and this far-flung global economy,” Corkin says, putting on his academic hat. “The more I watched, the more I could see that it was this very dense work and that there was a lot to say about it.” Corkin’s Connecting The Wire: Race, Space and Postindustrial Baltimore, published recently by the University of Texas Press, breaks down the series season by season, offering astute analysis that is both well-researched and largely accessible to non-academics. Corkin weaves his knowledge of film noir and previously like-minded television shows with social and cultural studies in a way that sheds new light on Simon’s layered, slow-burning approach to narrative. “It wasn’t flashy enough,” Corkin says, when asked why The Wire never got the kind of ratings or Emmy love of HBO’s other offerings. “It was too gritty, too visceral, too real and too focused on the underclass. So I think for some people it’s off-putting. Even HBO, after season three, were going to get off it, because it never got the awards or the viewership they had hoped. It really had to be a leap of faith to continue with season four and season five. I think HBO was very patient. They recognized they had a distinctive auteur in David Simon.” Corkin admits that a show like The Wire, with its thematically driven seasons and focus on the minutiae of our fracturing institutions — from journalism to law

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Chef Jackson Rouse has created a truly unique exploration of German cuisine. this is actually light and feels very vegetable-centric. Our server warned us that the German potato salad might be different than Grandma’s potato salad, and he was right. It was so much better. The sausage, charcuterie, steaks and chops are all dry-aged in house. Bauer also offers “tete du cochon” ($75), which is best for three or more diners and must be ordered in advance. Half of a piggy’s head is cooked sous vide and crisped before serving, and honestly not as gruesome as it sounds. To drink, I enjoyed the Hapsburg ($11), one of several cocktails developed in house, featuring Germany’s Bitter Truth EXR and pink gin. Delicious. Bauer also has an extensive wine cellar and will suggest pairings. We knew the minute we sat down that we would have to order dessert. My friend spotted the chocolate pot du crème ($9) and I had my eye on the seasonal strudel. At the last minute, though, our server mentioned that the tarte tatin ($9) came with housemade crème fraîche ice cream, so I swerved. We were both very happy. The apple tarte was lemony and lush, and the ice cream was garnished with a flash-fried sage leaf that was weightless and delightful. The pot du crème had a mysterious hint of savory to it, too, along

with tantalizing crisp bits of garnish. On follow-up, I learned two secrets from Rouse: The earthiness came from a faint dust of vadouvan, a French curry powder (“With no turmeric! I hate turmeric!” he told me), and the crisped bits were puffed rice made from “outrageously expensive wild rice that Jimmy left behind.” Frugally delicious! Chef Rouse came to Bauer shortly after The Rookwood in Mount Adams closed. He says the experience taught him “leadership, heartbreak and success.” He knows Bauer will have challenges, mostly because of its “weird as hell” location, but he says, “I like weird.” He kept as many key people from Jimmy G’s as he could, bringing them in as painters and laborers during the “flip” just to keep things going. “I’m doing this the way it should be done,” he says. “It’s the toughest space

ever, but I’ve got good people and the kitchen works. The time to learn who we are and where a lot of us come from will be a delicious journey.” To share the journey on a unique evening at Bauer, make a reservation for one of their “family meals”: $35 prix fixe meals served on Tuesdays. There’s one communal-seating at 6:30 p.m., and the menu changes weekly. The off-menu night gives the cooks a chance to express themselves using whatever ingredients are available that week. Not just German or French, the Tuesday dinners can be Italian, Mexican, or whatever appeals — always with options for vegetarians and vegans. Families are encouraged and welcomed; children 12 and under are $5. Industry drink specials, which will include local craft beers and selected small farm-produced wine, will be available.

Bauer European Farm Kitchen Go: 435 Elm St., Downtown; Call: 513-621-8555; Internet: bauercincinnati.com; Hours: 5-10 p.m. Tuesday-Thursday; 5-11 p.m. Friday-Saturday.

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ith Cincinnati’s current embarrassment of restaurant riches and our distinctive German heritage, it’s surprising that there aren’t more Germaninfluenced restaurants here. There’s Clifton’s perennial favorite Mecklenburg Gardens and Covington’s casual crowdpleaser Wunderbar!, but there’s been nothing like the latest addition. Bauer European Farm Kitchen is a truly unique exploration of German cuisine with French accents — a farm-to-table, Alsatian-influenced eatery that no one has done here before. “Bauer” means “farm” or “farmer” in German, and the emphasis on farm-fresh ingredients is great, but really it’s chef Jackson Rouse’s finesse that makes Bauer a must-visit in spite of its less-than-trendy location and awkward space. Rouse and his team had less than a month to turn around the space left vacant when Jimmy Gibson decided to abruptly throw in the towel at his downtown steakhouse Jimmy G’s. The cavernous eatery, originally a Chinese restaurant, is located in the basement of 435 Elm St. What will draw crowds to Bauer is probably not its proximity to the Hustler Store. It’s the food that’s orgasmic. Seriously, Rouse’s skills make even a winter salad exciting. We started with charred cabbage ($9), a shareable-sized bowl of crisp cruciferae; some pickled, some fermented and some roasted. The combination of textures is genius. The dressing, with two types of mustard seeds toasted separately to keep their distinctive flavors, is perfect. Sexier still is the sous vide sauerbraten short rib ($34). The long, slow bath means the beef is fork-tender, yet still pink, and the flavor is incredible. The beauty of sauerbraten is the complex balance of richness, tempered by sour notes that are so rare in our everyday eats, and earthy, fresh herbs. Rouse serves his with roasted root vegetables and spaetzle — tiny German pasta — that’s as light as a baby’s kiss. The veggies! The parsnip was so good I had to keep myself from stealing the last bite, and I don’t even like parsnip. Pro tip: The melting fat from the short rib makes an absolutely decadent butter for your bread. Do order bread ($5) to sop up all the sauce. There’s a crusty epi (wheat stalk bread) baked in-house and a light rye from Sixteen Bricks, served with compound butter. On our visit, the butter was roasted tomato. The seasonal sausage ($14) is served in a cast-iron pot with German potato salad, toasted pretzel buns, housemade sauerkraut and fresh mustard. For a porky dish,

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Wine and Cheese Pairing at Market Wines — Enjoy three cheeses from Lamp Post Cheese paired with three wines. 5-7 p.m. $15. Market Wines, 128 W. Elder St., Findlay Market, Over-the-Rhine, facebook.com/lamppostcheese. Lebanese Favorites — Rita Heikenfeld shares family recipes in this hands-on class. Recipes include falafel in pita, chicken shish tawook, tabouleh and olive oil cake. 6-8:30 p.m. $75. Jungle Jim’s, 5440 Dixie Highway, Fairfield, junglejims.com.

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Salazar Farm-to-Bar Cocktail Launch — Salazar is launching a new farm-to-bar fresh cocktail menu (starting April 1) with a pop-up cocktail party. The menu will feature vegetal and savory flavors in unexpected combos, like the Sound of Silence, a gin drink with English peas, carrot shrub and lemon balm. 5-8 p.m. Free admission. Salazar, 1421 Main St., Over-the-Rhine, salazarcincinnati.com. Washington Platform Oyster Festival — Features 40-plus menu items, “Big Easy” oysters, oysters Giovanese, firecracker oysters and fresh-shucked oysters on the half-shell. Through May 13. Prices vary. Washington Platform, 1000 Elm St., Downtown, washingtonplatform.com.

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Opening Day Party at The Phoenix — Ballpark food stations, a cash bar, entertainment and private bathrooms! All-Star admission includes early access and two drink tickets. 11 a.m.-4 p.m. $35 All-Star; $25 early admission; $15 ages 10 and under. The Phoenix, 812 Race St., Downtown, thephx.com. Opening Day at Moerlein Lager House — Live music from The Tillers and Ricky Leighton, plus special beers including 7th Inning Stretch, Mango Hefe and Hell-sicle. Starts at 10 a.m. Free admission. Moerlein Lager House, 115 Joe Nuxhall Way, Downtown, moerleinlagerhouse.com. Opening Day at The Stretch — Features a DJ, Rose’s Way and Cincy Street Tea specialty cocktails, local beer on draft and the Reds game — plus the NCAA championship in the evening — on TVs. Starts at 10 a.m. Free admission. The Stretch, 191 E. Freedom Way, Downtown, facebook.com/thestretchcincy. Opening Day at Lachey’s — Features a DJ from 11 a.m.-4 p.m., the game aired on many TVs and drink specials. Rhinegeist’s Hustle and MadTree’s Rounding Third will be on draft. Starts at 10 a.m. Free admission. Lachey’s, 56 E. 12th St., Downtown, lacheys.com. Opening Day Autograph Extravaganza — Members of the Cincinnati Shakespeare Company perform Casey at the Bat and Who’s On First throughout the day. Event includes breakfast from 9-11 a.m. and giveaways of autographed memorabilia. Starts at 9 a.m. Free admission. Arnold’s Bar & Grill, 210 E. Eighth St., Downtown, arnoldsbarandgrill.com. Opening Day at Igby’s — A menu featuring brats, burgers and more. Includes music by Simo and raffles. Noon-4 p.m. Free admission. Igby’s, 122 E. Sixth St., Downtown, igbysbar.com. Wiedemann’s Opening Day Parade After-Party — Head to MOTR Pub for an after-party featuring Wiedemann’s Red Lager beer, Cellar Dweller’s Red IPA, prizes and a free pint glass with purchase. 1-4 p.m. Free admission. MOTR Pub, 1345 Main St., Over-the-Rhine, motrpub.com. Opening Day Party at Hotel Covington — Themed cocktails, snacks, games, a piñata and the official opening of the hotel’s courtyard. 2-8 p.m. Free admission. Hotel Covington, 638 Madison Ave., Covington, Ky., hotelcovington.com.

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azz guitarist Brandon Coleman has made an impact on the local music community since relocating to Cincinnati four years ago. And Cincinnati may have impacted him when he lived here as a toddler, although he doesn’t exactly remember it. “My dad was in law school at (Northern Kentucky University law college) Chase when I was 1 to 3 years old,” Coleman says. “No crazy memories other than eating Skyline, which I still love.” Aside from the chili monkey, it was Cincinnati’s music scene that kept Coleman and his wife here when she completed her graduate studies at the University of Cincinnati’s College-Conservatory of Music. Just after arriving, Coleman met pianist Keigo Hirakawa, bassist Matt Wiles and Us, Today drummer Jeff Mellott, the band that helped him realize his astonishing third album, the just-released Infinite Loop. “I’d been in Cincinnati about four months and was still traveling to Louisville to gig because I didn’t know anybody here,” says Coleman, who earned a Masters of Music degree from the University of Louisville in 2013. “I ran into somebody on the street with a saxophone and I was like, ‘Hey, you know where the Jazz is in town?’ And he was like, ‘Jam sessions at Stanley’s Pub.’ I met Matt and Jeff at Stanley’s on a Monday; we played and instantly clicked. We even started a Prog band called Zvezda that did a few things around town. Through the magic of the internet, I saw Keigo, who lives in Dayton. He’d posted videos of him playing John Coltrane in different time signatures with each hand and I was like, ‘That’s the guy.’ I texted him and asked if he’d be interested in playing some of my tunes and he loved it. The band was born.” Infinite Loop is an inventively powerful blend of traditional Jazz modalities and Fusion/Prog elements that incorporate Coleman’s broad spectrum of influence. The discussion of his inspirations becomes a checklist of some of music’s greatest talents, including Al Di Meola and John McLaughlin. “Those guys influenced me at some point, and I love Frank Zappa, he’s right up there,” Coleman says. “Going back to my introduction to Jazz, the guitar player that blew me away was Scott Henderson of (Prog/Fusion band) Tribal Tech. One of my dad’s friends was like, ‘Oh, your son’s starting to listen to Jazz? Give him this.’ I was really into Prog, so the shreddy aspect of it appealed to me. And I’ve always been into the avant/progressive side. My music is a little more pretty, but I like experimental texture, so I got into Nels Cline, Henry Kaiser, Bill Frisell, Fred Frith. I think that gave me an experimental twist

Besides Cincinnati dates, The Brandon Coleman Quartet performs regularly in New York. to how I write. Then I got into guys who are into melodic Jazz, like Pat Metheny and modern players like Kurt Rosenwinkel, Lage Lund and Mike Moreno. I love non-Jazz guitar players, too. If it’s good music, I love it.” Coleman’s new album represents a substantial departure from 2009’s one-man Science Project and his debut group recording, 2013’s Decisions. The latter was completed quickly with friends from the University of Louisville, whereas Infinite Loop was more rehearsed and deliberate, performed by an actual working band. And his full-metal Harry Partch side emerges on the track “Engram,” where Coleman added frets to his guitar with twist ties, doubling the notes in each octave and further manipulating his sound with programming to have the synthesizer mimic his guitar. Infinite Loop, which Coleman considers to be more of an artistic statement, shows how he has evolved as a composer, performer and improviser while also showcasing his quartet’s chemistry. “Jeff plays great Jazz, but with Us, Today, he’s doing the whole Prog realm, which I’m totally into,” Coleman says. “Matt is such an intuitive bass player, and Keigo is a genius engineering professor — when he plays you can see the gears turning. These guys have their own styles, but they’re able to trust each other, like trapeze artists making sure

we catch each other and get to the other side.” Infinite Loop was nearly a double album due to the volume of material that Coleman brought to the band. Ultimately, he narrowed his focus to hone in on what he was attempting to say with this collection of songs. “I probably have — this isn’t an exaggeration — like 2,500 compositions,” Coleman says. “A lot gets tossed, but we keep the ones that are unique and we think we can expand upon. With this album, we recorded so much, but at the end I was like, ‘This family of tunes fits together really well.’ ” The fact that Coleman is a Jazz musician at all is sheer providence. Growing up in Pikeville, Ky. wasn’t a natural first step toward his eventual musical direction, but some breaks provided him the impetus to explore. The biggest presence was his grandfather, a self-taught, Chet-Atkins-thumb-picking guitarist who showed Coleman the basics. Infinite Loop is dedicated to him. In addition to working around Cincinnati, Coleman and his cohorts make frequent trips to New York, which began after striking up a friendship with guitarist Peter Mazza. Coleman notes that the differences between the scenes is largely a matter of expectation. “We get up there every three months,” he says. “People are different and the same

everywhere, but in New York, it’s a given that wherever you go, whoever you’re going to see, it’s good. People know they’re getting into some music, so they don’t go in with the preconception ‘Who is this guy?’ (In Cincinnati), you have to fight for your audience a little more. But I’ve seen more people seeking (Jazz) out because there are more options, and the community’s becoming stronger.” Coleman’s adaptability is exemplified by the fact that he easily shifts between trio and quartet formats and sets, depending on the availability of Hirakawa, who is increasingly busy with his own trio after releasing an album last year. “Out of necessity, we were like, ‘Let’s play some trio gigs; it would be good for us to do,’ ” Coleman says. “We ended up getting gigs in New York where we had to play trio because of the size of the room. We started playing more Jazz standards and then slowly added a few of my originals. But like the great piano trio records, like Bill Evans, Kenny Kirkland or Brad Mehldau, they’re taking standards and playing them in their own style. That was the main influence — to see how far we could push these old tunes.” For more on BRANDON COLEMAN, visit brandoncoleman-music.com.

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Record Hoax Recently, an album sold through record resale outlet Discogs briefly became the most expensive music release ever sold through the site. But the sale was quickly canceled, leaving a bizarre backstory in its wake. The release — a test pressing of an album by extremely obscure Florida musician Billy Yeager — sold two days after being posted for $18,000 — $3,000 more than the real record-holder, a copy of Prince’s ultrarare “Black Album.” The sale was called off after Discogs determined it to be “fraudulent.” While Yeager’s elusiveness has made it difficult to confirm, research from various media outlets suggests Yeager — who has a history of initiating hoaxes in an attempt to find the fame that had eluded him — was both the seller and the buyer. Loud Speaker When the vote for an Obamacare replacement was canceled, a screenshot from a New York Times story went viral thanks to a paragraph about how House Speaker Paul Ryan (who was charged with getting the bill passed) sullenly left the White House without taking questions from reporters and drove away with “the muffled sound of Papa Roach’s ‘Last Resort’ ” blaring from his vehicle. The tweet was posted by writer Justin Halpern, who, because so many people found it entirely plausible that Ryan would drown his sorrows in Papa Roach, later had to clarify that the screenshot was doctored as a joke. Punk for Trump? Punk Rock icon Johnny Rotten still trolls the old-fashioned way — by saying crazy shit in interviews. On a British TV show, Rotten recently said the “left-wing media” unfairly tries to “smear” Donald Trump as a racist, which led to “Rotten Defends Trump” headlines all over the internet. While the former Sex Pistol did express admiration for Trump’s anti-status-quo approach, he was mostly being cheeky and actually said, “There’s many, many problems with him as a human being, but he’s not (a racist).”

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people who are drawn to their work. Mission beautifully accomplished. (Brian Baker) Local Natives with Little Scream Monday • Madison Theater If you became a fan of Los Angeles-based band Local Natives when the group released its most recent album, last year’s Sunlit Youth, but were unaware of its previous work and want to check it out, you definitely should. But for an untainted listening experience, do not read any of the old reviews first. It might be confusing. Local Natives started building a fanbase immediately upon the release of their debut, Gorilla Manor (which came out in the U.K. in 2009 and in the States on Frenchkiss Records in 2010), and critics were also, for the most part, smitten. Just scanning a few of the reviews for Manor, you’ll notice that progressive, artsy Indie Rock/Indie Folk acts like Grizzly Bear and Fleet Foxes are referenced often, due to Local Natives’ similar use of unique song structures and spinetingling, quasi-psychedelic harmonies (and likely because all three acts released buzzed-about albums in roughly the same time period). The follow-up, 2013’s more melancholy Hummingbird, was also fairly well received by critics (resulting in many more of the same comparisons), but more fans stepped up to embrace it, evidence of the debut’s “grower” appeal. It debuted at No. 12 on the Billboard album charts. The hues and textures on Local Natives’ first two albums are distinct, but on Sunlit Youth, the band both reinvented itself and retained much of its essence. And they figured out how to avoid Fleet Foxes comparisons — just add synths. Sunlit Youth is more directly poppy than the group’s other albums, but the electronic elements and the strident melodies don’t feel forced, as if Local Natives signed a billion dollar deal with a major label that locked them in a studio and didn’t let them out until there was a “hit.” In fact, it’s almost as if the band members simply switched up their toolkit — the songs are still creatively constructed, the harmonies are largely still intact (though there are more solo melodic “leads” by the

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Bromwell’s Härth Lounge - Phil DeGreg and Friends. 6 p.m. Jazz. Free.

Crow’s Nest - Steve Dirr. 9:30 p.m. Acoustic. Free. Knotty Pine - Dallas Moore and Lucky Chucky. 10 p.m. Country. Free. The Liberty Inn - Stagger Lee. 6:30 p.m. Country/Rock. Free. The Mad Frog - The H Rumjacks with Shock Relief, Noise and Boxtrot. 6:30 p.m. Celtic/Punk/Folk. $10, $12 day of show.

MOTR Pub - Wake Island. 9 Hp.m. Electronic. Free. Northside Tavern - The Midwestern Swing. 9:30 p.m. Western Swing/Jazz. Free. Pit to Plate - Bluegrass Night with Vernon McIntyre’s Appalachian Grass. 7 p.m. Bluegrass. $2. Silverton Cafe - Bob Cushing. 8 p.m. Acoustic. Free. Southgate House Revival (Lounge) - The Newbees with The Lovers, Hilly and Luke and Joanie Whittaker. 8 p.m. Roots/Pop/ Rock/Various. Free. Trinity Gastro Pub - Jerome Calia. 7:30 p.m. Acoustic. Free. Urban Artifact - Blue Wisp Big Band. 8:30 p.m. Big Band Jazz. $10.

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20th Century Theater - Dalton Rapattoni. 5:30 p.m. AltPop. $18, $20 day of show. Blind Lemon - Tom Roll. 8 p.m. Acoustic. Free. Bromwell’s Härth Lounge - Todd Hepburn and Friends. 6 p.m. Various. Free. Common Roots - Open Mic. 8 p.m. Various. Free. Doc’s Place - Tom Kaper Acoustic. Free. The Greenwich - CollegeConservatory of Music Recital Series featuring David O’Connell, Art Blakey Ensemble and more. 8 p.m. Jazz. Free. Horse & Barrel - John Ford. 6 p.m. Roots/Blues. Free. Knotty Pine - Chalis. 9 p.m. Rock/Various. Free.

Live! at the Ludlow Garage Madeleine Peyroux. 8 p.m. Singer/Songwriter. $40-$95. The Mockbee - Sarah Lalley Art Closing with DJAB. 9 p.m. DJ/ Various. Free. MOTR Pub - The Right Now. 9 p.m. Funk/Soul/Pop. Free. Northside Yacht Club - Absolute Suffering, Poured Out, Wolf Down, Meth Mouth and Rituals. 8:30 p.m. Metal/Hardcore. $10. Plain Folk Cafe - Open mic with Allan Sholar. 7 p.m. Various. Free. Southgate House Revival (Lounge) - The Plate Scrapers with WolfCryer. 9:30 p.m. Americana. Free. Southgate House Revival (Revival Room) - Cicada Rhythm and Dylan LeBlanc. 8 p.m. Folk. $15, $18 day of show. Southgate House Revival (Sanctuary) - Hayseed Dixie with Veronica Grim and the Heavy Hearts. 8 p.m. Bluegrass/ Country/Rock. $18, $20 day of show.

Stanley’s Pub - Slippery Creek with The Mighty Pines. 9 p.m. Bluegrass/Jamgrass. Cover. Symphony Hotel & Restaurant Ricky Nye. 7 p.m. Blues/Boogie Woogie. Free. Thompson House - Carousel Kings, Abandoned By Bears and Bad Case. 8 p.m. Pop Punk. $10. Trinity Gastro Pub - Everett Gagnon. 7:30 p.m. Acoustic. Free. Urban Artifact - Zijnzijn Zijnzijn!, Sat Nam and Larabee/Mellott/ Sloan. 9 p.m. Various. Free.

Friday 31 Blind Lemon - Kyle Hackett. 9 p.m. Acoustic. Free. Blue Note Harrison - Bad Habit. 10 p.m. Rock. Cover. Bogart’s - R.I.N.D., Sever The Ties, Secret Circle Society, Grieving Otis, Dangermonkey, Saving Escape, Lying In Ruins and Highball. 6:30 p.m. Rock. $10. Bromwell’s Härth Lounge Steve Schmidt Trio. 6 p.m. Jazz. Free (solo at 6 p.m.; trio at 8 p.m.). College Hill Coffee Co. - Ricky Nye. 7:30 p.m. Blues/Boogie Woogie. Free.

Common Roots - Jesse Dayflower. 9 p.m. Acoustic. Free. Eastgate Brew & View - Encore Duo. 6:30 p.m. Acoustic Classic Rock/Americana. Free. The Greenwich - Sonny Moorman Group. 8 p.m. Blues. $5. Jim and Jack’s on the River - Jason Owens Band. 9 p.m. Country. Free. Knotty Pine - Black Bone Cat. 10 p.m. Rock. Cover. Live! at the Ludlow Garage - The Stray Birds. 8 p.m. Folk. $12-$15.

Madison Live - Sans Axiom with Day Needs Night, Jasper the Colossal, The Red Shift and Roosevelt. 8 p.m. Rock. $8, $10 day of show. Mansion Hill Tavern - Doug Hart Band. 9 p.m. Blues. $4. Marty’s Hops & Vines - New Brew. 9 p.m. Classic Rock. Free. MOTR Pub - The Yugos with H Jouce. 9 p.m. Indie Rock. Free. MVP Bar & Grille - Dave Brooks with Billy Carri. 9 p.m. Rock. Free. Northside Tavern - Mad Anthony and Siren Suit (EP release). 10 p.m. Rock. Free.

Northside Yacht Club - Pilfers, Eugenius and SlutBomb. 9 p.m. Punk/Reggae/Hip Hop/Various. $5. Plain Folk Cafe - Raggedy Edge. 7:30 p.m. Acoustic. Free. Rick’s Tavern - Montage. 7:30 p.m. Rock. $5. Southgate House Revival (Lounge) - Thor Platter. 9:30 p.m. Acoustic. Free. Southgate House Revival (Revival Room) - Punk Rock Night featuring The Mudlarks, *ask, The Tigerlilies and Rat Trap. 10 p.m. Rock/Punk/Various. $5.

Southgate House Revival (Sanctuary) - Bigfoot Yancey with Achilles Tenderloin and Wonky Tonk. 8:30 p.m. Indie/Americana/Folk. $7, $10 day of show. Trinity Gastro Pub - 3 Piece Revival. 8 p.m. Rock/Pop/Various. Free. The Underground - The Benges, Wild Heart, Joshua David, Anew to Wander and Matt Swafford. 7 p.m. Contemporary Christian. Cover.

Urban Artifact - Glostik Willy and Bath Salt Zombies. 9 p.m. Rock/ Various. $10.

Northside Tavern - Sexy Time Live Band Karaoke. 9 p.m. Various. Free.

Maurice Mattei, Josh Brock and Nick Winters. 1 p.m. Country/ Various. $10.

Washington Platform Saloon & Restaurant - Pan Vibe Group. 9 p.m. Jazz. $10 (food/drink minimum).

Northside Yacht Club - Varsity and I Hate Heroes with Two Seconds Too Late, Avanti and The Obnoxious Boot. 8:30 p.m. Post Hardcore. $6, $8 day of show.

Southgate House Revival H (Revival Room) - Cory Branan with Rebecca Rego and

Pit to Plate - Sonny Moorman. 7 p.m. Blues.

Stanley’s Pub - Stanley’s Open Jam. 10 p.m. Various. Free.

Plain Folk Cafe - China Catz. 7:30 p.m. Grateful Dead tribute. Free.

Urban Artifact - Andrew Would, Jake Kolesar, Caden Heskett and Eva Patterson. 8 p.m. Singer/ Songwriter. Free.

Wunderbar - John Ford and Scott Carnder. 8 p.m. Roots/Blues. Free.

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Aronoff Center for the Arts Rocktopia. 8 p.m. Classical/ Rock. $48.50-$102.50.

Belterra Casino - Kris Kristofferson. 7 p.m. Country. $50.

Blue Note Harrison - Bad Habit, Twisted Fate and Gen X. 9 p.m. Rock. Cover. Bogart’s - Thunderstruck. 8 p.m. AC/DC tribute. Cover. Bromwell’s Härth Lounge Steve Schmidt Trio. 8 p.m. Jazz. Free. College Hill Coffee Co. - Craig and Frank. 7:30 p.m. Acoustic. Free. The Greenwich - Mike Wade & BOSEDE. 9 p.m. Jazz. $10.

H Hoffner Masonic Lodge - A H Delicate Motor (album release show). 8 p.m. Experimental. $5 (suggested donation).

Rick’s Tavern - 90 Proof Twang. 10 p.m. Country/Rock. $5. Silverton Cafe - Colour of Rhythm. 9 p.m. Various. Free. Southgate House Revival H – 10th-Annual Taste of Whispering Beard with Willy Tea

Rorey Carroll. 8 p.m. Americana. $12, $15 day of show.

Washington Platform Saloon & Restaurant - Traditional New Orleans Jazz Brunch with 2nd Line Trio. 11:30 a.m. New Orleans Jazz. $10 (food/drink minimum).

Taylor, The Harmed Brothers, Darrin Bradbury, Soda Gardocki, Maria Carrelli, Joe Fletcher, Ona, Whiskey Bent Valley Boys and Qiet. 7:30 p.m. Folk/Americana/ Bluegrass. $17, $20 day of show.

Monday 03

Stanley’s Pub - Hunting Agnes with Lost Coast and Step Lively. 9 p.m. AltRock. Cover.

Madison Theater - Local H Natives with Little Scream. 8 p.m. Indie Rock/Pop. $25, $27

Thompson House - Sleep Comes After Death. 8 p.m. Metal. $10. Urban Artifact - Tiger Sex, Choking Susan and V-Twin Sin. 10 p.m. Rock/Punk. Free.

The Mad Frog - Night Demon with 80 Proof, Forces of Nature, Hellraiser and Split The Abyss. 5 p.m. Metal. $15.

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Mansion Hill Tavern - Acoustic Jam with John Redell and Friends. 8 p.m. Acoustic/Various. Free. McCauly’s Pub - Open Jam with Sonny Moorman. 7 p.m. Blues/ Various. Free.

Jag’s Steak and Seafood - Why So Serious. 9:30 p.m. Dance/ Pop/Various. $5.

Washington Platform Saloon & Restaurant - Brent Gallaher Quartet. 9 p.m. Jazz. $10 (food/ drink minimum).

Knotty Pine - Black Bone Cat. 10 p.m. Rock. Cover.

Westside Venue - Doc Savage. 9 p.m. Rock. Free.

Northside Tavern - The Qtet. 10 p.m. Funk/Fusion/Jazz/Various. Free.

Live! at the Ludlow Garage Candlebox (acoustic duo). 8 p.m. Rock. Sold out.

Sunday 02

Stanley’s Pub - Stanley’s Live Jazz Band. 10 p.m. Jazz. Free.

Madison Live - Zephaniah with Junior Crime Fighters, Solar Flare, Kingslayer and Dark Region. 8 p.m. Metal. $10, $12 day of show. Madison Theater - Madison H Theater Band Challenge Finals with As You Like It, Cross-

Walk, Cultural Vultures, I.N.Y.A., Men of Blues, Oak and The Vims. 7:30 p.m. Various. $12. Mansion Hill Tavern - Jay Jesse Johnson. 9 p.m. Blues. $3. Marty’s Hops & Vines - Michael T and Friends. 9 p.m. Country. Free. H MOTR Pub - Filthy Beast, mr.phylzz and Heavy Sole. 9 p.m. Rock. Free.

20th Century Theater H Margo Price. 8 p.m. Country. $17, $20 day of show. The Comet - The Comet Bluegrass All-Stars. 7:30 p.m. Bluegrass. Free. The Mad Frog - Puddle of Mudd with Freel, Screaming Evidence, RIND, Thundertaker and Blackwater. 6 p.m. Rock. $35. MOTR Pub - Daddy Luthor and the Warrior Poets. 6 p.m. Rock/ Roots/Various. Free. Northside Tavern - Bulletville. 8:30 p.m. Country. Free. Pirates Den (Western H Hills) - The 911 Steel Country Music Marathon with

Kaitlyn Baker, Deuces Wild, Jason Owens Band, Kevin Kelsey,

MOTR Pub - KOLARS. 9 p.m. H Rock/Alt/Various. Free.

Tuesday 04

BrewRiver GastroPub - John Ford. 6:30 p.m. Roots/Blues. Free.

The Greenwich - CCM Combo Madness. 7 p.m. Jazz/Various. Free. McCauly’s Pub - Stagger Lee. 7 p.m. Country/Rock. Free. Northside Tavern - The Stealth Pastille. 10 p.m. Psych. Free. Stanley’s Pub – Trashgrass Tuesdays with members of Rumpke Mountain Boys. 10 p.m. Bluegrass/Various. Cover. Urban Artifact - Dark Harbor, Dead Humor and Sungaze. 9:30 p.m. Alternative. Free.

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◆ Hamilton Color Show ◆ April 26th 6:00-8:00PM 91 N Brookwood Ave Hamilton, OH 45013

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