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A Lil’ Birdie Told Me... LOCAL MARKET
The entire staff of Chew On This Magazine would like to issue a formal apology to our dear friend, Mrs. April Sparrow and the fine folks at Nesbit Salon. Apparently our little practical joke was not very well received. Feathers were ruffled, and feelings were hurt. Jobs and friendships were put on the line. So here goes...Dearest April, pretty please, with Splenda on top, find it in your heart to forgive us. We were just kidding and ya know, we’re sorry. Besides it would have been kinda tough to style his hair and you woulda been all nervous and shit, so...it’s okay, really. In conclusion, we’re really, really sorry and hope you talk to us again someday soon. Sincerely, Chew On This
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MAY 2004