TMP - The Return of Soon TM: Soul Linker is Coming

The Midgardian Post East Pronteran Perspective on Midgardian News

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SATURDAY, JANUARY 25TH, 2020

THE RETURN OF SOON™ SOUL LINKER IS COMING

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By : Luthiel Origin RO’s GM team has recently confirmed that both Soul Linkers and Star Gladiators will be Soon TM implemented at the end of the current Christmas Event, allowing possibility of career growth for Midgardian children who practice the art of Tae Kwon Do. The announcement is met with an unexpectedly wide range of reactions from general indifference to Midgardian parents expressing their happiness over better prospect for their children’s future career as well as philosophical debate over potential slavery over Soul Linker class.

“I am very happy that now my daughter will have a chance to job-change tas Soul Linker instead of staying forever as TaeKwon Kid. It has been her dream for years,” said an

Aldebaran resident who refuse to be named. “However I am very concerned that she will end up being a random guild’s link buffer, condemned to stay in town performing menial task of Spirit Link instead of allowed to actively participate in parties.

That is slavery!”

Many Midgardians voice similar concerns that Soul Linker’s Spirit Link skills are prone to abuse by dual clienting usage, where a “slave” linker sits in town when their master roams fields and dungeons alone instead of partying. However, this point of view is not shared by all.

“Well, that is not going to be the general case for everyone. At least, not for me,” stated a Geffen resident fervently. “My best friend and I intend on being a fully and actively played Soul Linker from level 1 to 99. Soul Linkers have many different skills

that will make them amazing fighters. And we will of course party together the whole way up.

Don’t let the people make you believe no one would do that!”

An Unprecedented Phenomenon While the news is generally met with positive reactions by the Midgardian population, the implementation date of the two extended classes is often criticized as being too Soon TM after the coming of the Rebirth Quest.

“It has been barely three months since the Rebirth patch implementation! This update will once again require us to change tactics and we are NOT ready for this !!! We will have to urgently recruit more children, I mean Novice, to be trained as future Linker as soon as possible” shouted an unnamed East

The Midgardian Post East Pronteran Perspective on Midgardian News

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SATURDAY, JANUARY 25TH, 2020

THE RETURN OF SOON™ SOUL LINKER IS COMING Pronteran-based WOE guild leader while furiously drafting a hundred Microsoft Excel spreadsheets planning the guild’s updated strategy during interview with our reporter. Said Guild Leader refused to comment over our journalist’s questions concerning the ethics of recruiting future-linker-Novices Child Soldier as part of WOE effort. Many comparison has been drawn with the use of Baby Class in active WOE combats, a common pre-trans WOE practice that had lately disappeared.

advise everyone not to hastily expect major update every three months before more data points can be obtained."

“This update shows that the server undergoes a positive evolution trend in term of episode advancement. However this is the first time in the server’s history that two major updates are released barely three months apart. According to my research, this has never happened before,” said Professor Marc Merle of Renkenber University, specialist of Origins RO’s Midgardian History. “This phenomenon is without precedence. Hence, it is too early to conclude whether this pace should be taken into account for future trend of episode release prediction, as we need a few more years’ worth of research before reaching any conclusion over the matter. I

“Our Emergency Room is overwhelmed by patients needing urgent care for Sun-Blindness after prolonged hours of skywatching without any eye protection,” said Dr. Liesl, head of Pronteran General Hospital.

“We are currently recruiting for more Priests and High Priests possessing the skill Cure to reinforce our team. It seems that many TaeKwon Kids try to practice in advance the art of sky watching in order to prepare for the upcoming update. It is very important to remember that children eyes are fragile and if not done properly, sun-watching practice may lead to permanent blindness.”

Country-Wide Health Emergency Declared The news over the update has also created many unintended consequences.

Pronteran General Hospital has reported a steep influx of patients suffering from eye injuries due to observing the sun with bare eyes, causing a shortage in Panaceas and Green Potions.

The sudden increase of SunBlindness case number has also forced the Kingdom of RuneMidgardian to declare countrywide Health Emergency Event.

“King Tristan III and the Royal Family wish to convey their sympathy to those who suffer this affliction,” in a statement given by Pronteran Castle’s spokesperson. “The King has decided to generously donate two dozen boxes of unslotted Sunglasses as part of his Duty and Obligation to serve the people of Rune Midgard during this time of trial and crisis.”

Midgardian population, especially those who wish to practice Sun-day related Star Gladiator skills are invited to protect their eyes appropriately when practicing skywatching.