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Why do we need a Property Protection Trust?
Most people hope that their estate will pass on to their loved ones eventually. But this will not happen for many unless careful arrangements have been made to protect their assets from being taken towards the end of their life to pay for care home fees. The solution to help protect your estate is a Will incorporating a Property Protection Trust (PPT). A testamentary PPT can only be executed whilst both partners remain alive. Upon death of the first partner, their Will specifies that their share of the property is placed into trust and names the ultimate beneficiary of this share, normally the children of the deceased. The surviving partner, under the terms of the Trust, has the unequivocal right to remain living in the property for the rest of their life. On the death of the second partner the Trust comes to an end and the property passes to the beneficiaries.
As the surviving partner does not own the
deceased's share of the property it is fully protected for the beneficiaries, so if the surviving partner requires care, or even remarries, this share of the children's inheritance is protected. This last point can be of particular interest to couples who have come together but have children from different partners. A PPT can help each person in a relationship ensure that their children inherit their share of the property, while giving their surviving partner the ability to live in the property for the rest of their life. If the surviving partner wants to move to another property they can still sell the property and the proceeds be used to purchase a new property; the terms of the trust remain over the new property.
Westminster Law will assess your current circumstances and arrange the trust that will provide the best protection for you, your family and your assets.
‘It happens gradually and then suddenly’.
by Wyn Evans
“You wake up every morning and a part of your body that worked perfectly well yesterday has become wonky in some way. Then you have to watch the television with the subtitles turned on, and then you can’t read them because you can’t remember where you put your spectacles. You can describe this process, in the same way that Ernest Hemingway described bankruptcy: ‘it happens gradually and then suddenly’”. (Jeremy Clarkson, The Sunday Times, 20 October 2024).
Let me preface my comments with a reminder that in 2013 I was diagnosed with Parkinson’s Disease. On a number of occasions since, my legs have suddenly refused to respond to my brain’s signals. Instead of taking me safely to my destination my legs stopped mid-stride, sending me dramatically to the floor, face first. That’s when your confidence takes a knock and you realise that you can’t trust your body
any more to do as it’s told.
This loss of confidence affects how you approach so many activities. Take swimming for example. My eighteen year old daughter, The Girl, is a much stronger swimmer than I am and we used to enjoy our trips to the ‘big pool’ down the Bay. Likewise, I used to look forward to summer holidays in Pembrokeshire where I would swim in the sea from one bay to another, hiking back along the cliff path. It may be that I am a wuss, but since my leg has taken to suddenly stopping I have neither taken The Girl swimming nor explored the Saundersfoot and St David’s coastlines by myself.
Clarkson had a similar swimming problem, albeit it not caused by Parkinson’s: “Later that day I needed to swim from a boat to the beach. I lined myself up for the dive, but then
in mid-air I thought, “Hang on a minute, can I still do this?” So I attempted to turn it into a jump, which meant I hit the water like a labrador.
It was an almighty belly flop, and when you have a belly the size of mine, that causes the sort of pain you measure in acres. Then there was the swim. It wasn’t far, maybe the length of two swimming pools... But when I finally reached the beach, there was more water in my lungs than there is in Lake Superior, and I was mostly dead. I’ve never struggled with swimming before, and now, suddenly, I can’t do it anymore”.
I struggle to get up (and down) flights of stairs now too, so much so that we’ve had to install a vertical lift from the bedroom to the ground floor. (It still tickles me pink when the lift ascends through the ceiling!) And do you remember when Donald Trump was first President, he was visited at the White House by Prime Minister Theresa May.
Trump told May that a ramp was coming up and would she like to take his hand. Mrs May called it a ‘moment of assistance’.
It seems just and proper to me that even the great and powerful have to cope with what are (incorrectly) called senior moments.
That’s what it feels like having Parkies, and depression, and thyroid problems, and now maybe pre-diabetes. And I don’t feel safe walking on a narrow path, or going for a swim, or going for a walk. In fact, there is good reason for this: I have been, variously, pushed and pulled into rivers by my dogs, after they caught me off-balance. Gradual, then very sudden, very wet, and very, very embarrassing!
COMING UPATTHEGATE...
‘And Another Thing...’ Havering whilst Scunnered by
Vince Nolan
Be fair, not a title you will see very often but we have been on a great adventure in Scotland and picked up some of the lingo. If you are interested, the title means indecisive and filled with disgust. If you are not interested, the title still means indecisive and filled with disgust. We are neither by the way. Here’s a bit of Loch Lomond and a Golden Eagle whom we met on our travels.
So as not to dehydrate on our 900-mile road trip I ventured into our local supermarket to buy bottled water. It was Highland Spring. All the way to Wales from the hills of Ochil in Scotland and all the way back again in our car. Nice green footprint!
Whilst in a bar up North we heard one student ask another if Jesus was burnt to death. News must travel slow North of the Border. Presumably they were confusing the Crucifixion with Bonfire Night. All of which reminded me that a pyrotechnic expert friend of mine lost his job after the fireworks at a display he had arranged did not go off in the right sequence. I thought that was bang out of order.
Hospitality was fab everywhere we went once we made it clear we were not English (I kid you not). Breakfast in our hotel and She ordered two poached eggs. White or brown bread said the waitress. Brown said She. The toaster is by there said the waitress. Cheers said She. Next day I ordered a toasted bacon sandwich on brown waiting to be similarly advised. Alas they brought me a toasted bacon sandwich on brown. Don’t you just hate it when you have prepared a cutting, flippant and sarcastic putdown and it doesn’t happen?
I have written before about the 20-mph speed limit, but it surprised us to learn that much of Scotland has had similar limits away from the main thoroughfares since January 2023. It was not in the papers, no irate drivers, no graffiti about it. Just us down here then. Interesting origin of the word thoroughfare. As you will know it is Medieval English (before 1150)which is nearly midday.
Despite the fab journey to the “land of the loch and the glen” (Max Boyce), we managed to contract the latest German strain of COVID on our travels.
with Me Let’s Fly Let’s Fly Away” by the great
of that? Infection and cure from the same aforementioned COVID of some three later and I was in a well-known supermarket
I am not either. A few months ago I jokingly stationery.
Quite by coincidence the police rang me recently to inform me that they had recovered
In The Words Of by Carl Marsh
November 2024
I did enjoy the fireworks at Disney on New Year’s Eve last year, and not much can top that locally. And in my younger years, and sans being a pet Dad, I used to love fireworks night. Now I’m very anti any usage of things that go “bang quicker than you can blink” outside of any properly arranged event, by a Council, for example. If you do go out, make sure those four-legged wonders are all safe in the home with some music on. For me, it’ll be making sure the cat, dogs, and horses are all ok.
Interviews this month...
A legend who was in perhaps the most groundbreaking band to come from our UK shores that had to leave to form the other groundbreaking from our UK shores after the death of its frontman…
The second interview is with the lead singer of one of Europe’s biggest symphonic metal bands who’ve never actually played in the UK before but are soon to be gracing the Utilita Arena with their first-ever gig!
Movie Review - Alien: Romulus
They say you should never judge a book by its cover, and likewise, a film by its trailer… when I saw the latter for ‘Alien: Romulus’, I was preparing myself to be scared out of my seat when the film started playing on my TV. I could not have been more mistaken or duped! With a cast of new but very talented actors that I didn’t know, I liked how you could go into this film not only knowing who they were in real life but to also see what acting skills they had to get these roles.
It’s somewhat more narrative-loaded than former ‘Alien’ movies. And I for one loved this. It’s got some scares and some amazing set pieces, but the story element for me is
what carried the film along at a better trajectory than loads of exploding chest pieces could. And yes, it does have the obligatory alien birthing out of chests, eggs, acid, and face huggers… but that is what we want as fans. Isn’t it?
TV Review - Slow Horses (SEASON FOUR)Apple TV
You all know from a previous review that I not only loved and respected the realism of ‘Slow Horses’ in how the individual members all acted with and around each other. This isn’t like how you see in the James Bond films where it’s all movie pizzazz. Although I did join a certain Corps in the Army thinking it would be like James Bond. It wasn’t! It was more like ‘Slow Horses’.
This season has only 6 episodes, and I was expecting to be short-changed or left with a season-ending cliffhanger for Season Four - Part 2. It’s not. And I wasn’t short-changed. This season is all set around the main protagonist ‘River Cartwright’ [Jack Lowden], his family, a massive suicide bomb, and plenty of carnage. Gary Oldman is way above outstanding as ‘Jackson Lamb’; so is Kristin Scott Thomas as Second Desk at MI5’s ‘Dianna Taverner’.
I can honestly say that nothing on TV comes close to ‘Slow Horses’. NOTHING! Season Five can’t come quick enough.
Enjoy November
Carl Marsh
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Interview with Peter Hook Words by Carl Marsh
Ex-Joy Division & New Order’s Peter Hook brings his band Peter Hook And The Light to Cardiff’s Tramshed on Friday 8th November. They will play all of the ‘Substance’ albums by Joy Division and New Order in full. I can’t wait!
Carl Marsh
So… both albums in full? We must be talking about 20 tracks there on each! It’s going to be a long night, but also a great one.
Peter Hook
Well, I think if you look at the CD, which is the one I think where there are probably about 20 tracks on each. So, it’s about 40, maybe a couple more. But we’re used to playing that many, you know, it doesn’t bother me at all these days. I mean, when we used to hark back to the days when we were Joy Division, we’d play a normal set where most sets we played for about an hour, an hour 15 or something. By the time we got to New Order, we were doing 20 minutes, which used to lead to quite a few riots which had their own points of interest. [Laughter] I remember the promoters begging us to do a longer set because of the riots when we were doing a tour of Europe… and we extended it to 23 minutes. 23 minutes! My God. [Laughter] It’s one of those weird ones, but now I’m happy, and I’m also fitter than I’ve ever been.
So, the weird thing is, you know to do two hour and a half sets… because we don’t have any support. We support ourselves. I mean, it’s the gimmick really. When we were playing Joy Division [albums], we used to do a sort of greatest hits New Order set instead of a support band. And we called ourselves the old names: ‘Slaves of Venus’. Then when we play New Order, we’d do a Joy Division warm-up. So yeah, it keeps us going. It makes the band
happy. They don’t, you know, they’re not bothered about it at all now. They’ve gotten used to it. Very easily. Most of our sets are about two and a half to three hours. The Salford Bruce Springsteen, they call me, mate. [Laughs]
Carl Marsh
Back when Joy Division ceased and New Order became, how long was it before you got touring? And it must have been difficult.
Peter Hook
It wasn’t that long after actually. We did our first gig in England in July [1980: Ian Curtis died in May 1980]. I mean, we were young. Every minute felt like an hour. And we had a few songs leftover from Joy Division, and we wanted to get back to playing so you know, when Rob [Gretton: Manager] said “I’ll get you a gig at the end of July”, we were like “God, do we have to wait that long? Can’t we do one next week?” So yeah, we were very very prolific in those days, and I think it’s just the energy of youth.
You know, when you watch a kid run, you’re sat there in your favourite chair watching the telly, and a young kid comes in and runs around like a swirling dervish. That’s the difference. We were able to write very quickly, very concentrated and very focused. We didn’t give a #### about anything else, to be honest. Or anybody else, you know, as our Mrs’ would probably tell you at the time. It was just all about getting more new songs for the group. And yeah, I mean, it was difficult. It’s still difficult. I still think of New Order. Or just before we split in 2007, the shadow of Ian and what happened to Ian, and what we’d lost with Joy Division still hung over us. It still hangs over us. You know, every day. It’s what could have been, isn’t it? What could have happened? What could have been?
Peter Hook and The LightTramshed in Cardiff on Friday 8th November.
Hailing from the Netherlands, Within Temptation is one of Europe’s top symphonic metal bands. Oddly, they have never played in the UK before, but now they are! You can catch them at the Utilita Arena on Friday 15th November. I chatted with lead singer, Sharon den Adel about the band’s decision to why they dropped their record company, as you only tend to hear of it the other way around!
Carl Marsh
You’re about to tour “Bleed Out”, the latest album and the first one since the band emancipated itself from the record company. Do you think that “Bleed Out” would have appeared in its current guise and track content if you’ve still been under contract with a label?
Sharon - Within Temptation
Well, I don’t think it would have been a problem, because every record company that previously had signed us already knew what kind of artist we were and in a way, they’ve always given us carte blanche to do with how we wanted to do it. Of course, we would have needed to negotiate a little bit about when things would be released because that’s always a thing with a record company… there are so many releases. They’d be like “Now we can’t do that time. No, we can’t do that. No, no, no, no, we have another big release!” OK! [Laughs] But we don’t have that problem anymore about what the topic should be about. The problem with the previous record company is the fact that we want to instantly release things, and that was a bit of a problem, right? So, I don’t think that could have happened with what we did with the “Bleed Out” album. I think it’s a new way of doing things… In the dance [music genre] they already do this in this way and also with their record labels.
But I think that the more traditional record labels who do more direct, traditional kind of music, like rock music, you know, it has to go through certain patterns somehow, and that’s something I think is good if people would change that a bit, because, but it’s not always an option. Maybe it depends on how things work, of course, within a company. And luckily, now we have it all under our control. So yeah, but about topics or anything, the things we talk about, they never, ever stopped us.
Carl Marsh
So, it wasn’t the actual material that you wanted to release, it was solely down to releasing music when you wanted to?
Sharon - Within Temptation
Definitely, yeah. And because sometimes what we did learn is the way we did it, it also took a lot more time than we thought it would take [Laughter]. It’s like you write a little bit and then you start producing it. Then you start releasing it. And then you have to do the whole thing again with the next single that you’re going to release. It’s not very efficient in the end if you release at that moment and you want to record it and immediately do the whole thing, that takes time. And that’s something I think looking back on it now, that’s like, “OK, we didn’t know that was going to take so much time”. Still, you know, like it takes more time to write because you’re out of the process of writing, you have to go into the process of producing. And those two things always need a startup time somehow. And if you do it once, then it’s efficient to do all the songs after that which you’ve already written. But now we had songs, of course, certain songs just written in the moment, and we wanted to release them in the moment. [Laughs] You know, it’s a bit of give and take, and that’s how you learn, of course.
Within Temptation - Utilita Arena in Cardiff, Friday 15th November.
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Interview with Daniela Evans, founder of Beauty Advance Skin Laser Clinic in Cardiff
The Future of Non-Invasive Facial Lifting with EMFACE
In the fast-evolving world of aesthetic treatments, few innovations have caused as much excitement as EMFACE. Launched in 2022, this groundbreaking technology has quickly become a cornerstone for patients seeking facial rejuvenation without going under the knife. To explore how EMFACE is reshaping facial aesthetics, we spoke with Daniela Evans, founder of Beauty Advance Skin Laser Clinic in Cardiff, a leading beauty clinic in the heart of Cardiff that offers the latest in non-invasive procedures.
Q: Daniela, how has EMFACE transformed the approach to facial aesthetics at your clinic?
Daniela Evans: EMFACE has truly redefined noninvasive facial treatments for us. When we first heard about it, we were excited about the potential it held – the ability to deliver natural looking lift and volume without the need for downtime. Since incorporating EMFACE into our offerings, we’ve seen remarkable results. It’s the first non-invasive procedure that addresses both the muscles and skin, which means it’s ideal for patients looking to achieve a subtle but powerful lift and tone.
Q: Can you explain what makes EMFACE unique compared to other facial treatments?
Daniela: Absolutely. EMFACE is unique because it combines Synchronized RF (Radio Frequency) and HIFES™ (High-Intensity Facial Electrical Stimulation) technologies, which are patented by BTL. This technology works on multiple facial tissues, providing a volumising effect that simply isn’t possible with other treatments. While most treatments focus on just one layer of tissue, EMFACE addresses both the skin and muscle. This is crucial because, over time, it’s not just our skin that ages but also the muscles underneath. EMFACE helps to lift these deeper tissues, restoring a youthful structure to the face.
Q: What results can your patients expect from an EMFACE treatment, and how does it complement other popular treatments?
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HANNAH MCPAKE RETURNS AS EBBIE SCROOGE IN SHERMAN THEATRE’S SMASH HIT FESTIVE SHOW
‘A
CHRISTMAS CAROL’
Sherman Theatre has confirmed the cast of its production of A Christmas Carol (23 Nov 2024-4 Jan 2025), the return of the hit 2021 festive show for everyone aged 7 plus, adapted by Gary Owen.
Hannah McPake reprises the role of Ebbie Scrooge in this acclaimed Christmas treat by one of Wales’ greatest playwrights and writer of the Sherman’s recent hits Iphigenia yn Sblot and Romeo & Julie.
Keiron Self also returns to the production as Jacob Marley/Mr Fezziwig/The Ghost of Christmas Future, in what will be his 10th Sherman Theatre Christmas show.
The cast also includes Oliver Hoare, writer and performer in Dance to the Bone (Neon Candle, Ceriann Williams & Sherman Theatre), Owen Alun who wowed audiences in Sherman Theatre’s Peter Pan last year, Catrin Mai Edwards who recently performed in Taking Flight Theatre Company’s You’ve Got Dragons, Emily Ivana Hawkins who performed in the O.G. Prince of Wales script-in-hand concert performance last month and Oliver Wood (A Night in the Clink, Papertrail & Sherman Theatre; Before I Leave, NTW).
Cardiff, 1843. Money is all Scrooge has. She has lots
of it. It’s all she has ever had but it’s never made her happy. But on Christmas Eve she will meet three ghosts who will teach her the most important lesson of all. By Christmas morning she will have learned how to live for the first time.
Experience the full joy of Christmas with this hilarious and heartfelt adaptation of Dickens’ uplifting story, performed by an exceptional cast of actor-musicians.
Joining Director Joe Murphy in the creative team are Composer Lucy Rivers, Musical Director Barnaby Southgate, Designer Hayley Grindle, Sound Designer & Sound Operator Josh Bowles and Lighting Designer Andy Pike. The original sound design is by Ian Barnard.
Over the past four decades, Christmas productions made at Sherman Theatre have introduced generations of children from across south Wales to the magic of theatre – always with a twist. This year, the company is producing A Christmas Carol alongside a brand new production of Little Red Riding Hood (in English) and Yr Hugan Fach Goch (in Welsh), supported by Theatr Genedlaethol Cymru, which will be performed at the Sherman Theatre and also tour south Wales.
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INADVERTENTLY A VIKING WEDDING
Part Two
by Sara John
Here is the second part of the story which appeared in the previous issue. You will recall it concerns some of the characters living in the village of Centrix where the residents are delightfully and completely themselves. It is probably a true story – on the other hand? Arrangements are being made for an unusual wedding to be held in the Castleweeds Hotel run by Mr and Mrs Grizzly.
Leaving the Ucklens to blow themselves out, Mrs Loretta Grizzly reached for the post which had just been delivered by a friendly but overworked postman. He was overworked because, in a rash of rationalisation rules by the Postal Authorities in order to keep deliveries to outlying districts economically viable in future, the postman was also required to perform other duties. These included taking the full milk churns to the dairy, cleaning them and returning them to the farms ready for that afternoon’s milking; delivering babies and staying on hand for any new mothers to ensure that the babies suckled successfully; holding “the other end” for people living on their own and were trying to carry out small household jobs singlehanded; and writing up newsworthy events for the new evening paper, ‘The Telegraph Pole’, its new owner and editor having recently arrived from Warsaw.
Madam opened the letter in her hand. It was on headed
Madam hit a top C, no bother. The letter was confirmation of the booking, taken on the telephone by Mr Grizzle months previously for afternoon tea for eight hundred and fifty Vikings. The writers enquiring about the future event were two bachelor brothers, both brawny builders, farmers, roofers and dog walkers, popular babysitters, and odd job consultants. If it was too odd and they could not spell it, they wouldn’t do it.
The secretary of the Society was Haaaken and although he was only a part-time Viking he took his role seriously. He had started fretting in the night as he was a terrible worrier according to his brother Olaaav and had gotten caught up in the detail of the details. Olaaav himself was more of a kind of clean sweep Viking. Haaaken’s latest concern was that as some of the Vikings were coming from outlying areas, they would have a very early start and might not feel like eating a proper breakfast. So he was requesting extra catering be provided and had suggested open whale sandwiches (we like to see their insides, the whales that is, he explained very politely), raw boar rolls (no butter on the rolls as quite a few of the members are lactose intolerant), nettles and briar bush salad. Plenty of hot blood sauce with capers, horse radish and anchovy ice cream, and oh! a large plate of bread and butter, added Olaaav helpfully.
parchment handwritten in dried Saxon blood from Olaaav and Haaaken Haaaris at the Viking Re-Enactment Society founded 694AD and revived 1937.
Madam telephoned these spelling challenged, vowel mad fanatics at once. She read back their menu requests in a voice of total disbelief and thought “in all my professional, my business acumen second to none….” Temporarily deafened, Haaaken Haaaris, who had taken the call thinking it might be the plumber, ventured to mention he was very sorry and had thought acumen was a make of washing machine.
Madam cut through his attempt to have a civilised and balanced conversation and speaking firmly, without hesitation and having no fear of being interrupted began, “We at Castleweeds Hotel have a set meal for all re-enactment societies including to date: Mongol Hoards, Normans (whether they are called Norman or not), Thirty Years War, The General Strike and the War of Jenkin’s Ear. Listen up Mr Viking, it is haaam salad platter, side plate of bread and butter, aaappple taaaart and custraard with a pot of tea, all for half a crown plus a small and very reasonable service charge” “Will there be extra hot water?” enquired Haaaken, “some of the older Vikings do not like strong tea.”
Mrs Grizzly explained to Vera Vague the receptionist who was settling in nicely now that she had her local map the right way round on her desk with a stick on red spot to show YOU ARE HERE, that she, Mrs G. that is, was being driven to distraction by the latest booking. She instinctively distrusted the ‘Destroyers of Dementia’ as they liked to be addressed. They were, she felt, not up to organising a pillage in the Post Office, never mind afternoon tea.
One thousand eight hundred and fifty-seven. Mr Grizzly counted the monocles he had recently purchased from the closing down sale of the Pink Funnel Steamships Company medical stores department. He had already been utilising the ten bushels of potassium permanganate (not withstanding that the instructions on the sack suggested ‘soak offending member) from the same maritime source to make purple smoke for his now almost daily emergency signals to the Coastguard. Attempting to read an Ordinary map of German Southwest Africa in poor light he decided he could try out some of the monocles to see if they worked.
Using two monocles at a time meant that he could have his hands free to fold or unfold the map. A difficult enough skill at the best of times. However, eyeing some garden ties and a length of ladies’ knicker elastic that Captain Byce-Pryce had inadvertently left behind, he had an idea! Fixing two suitable monocles with garden ties in front and an adjustable piece of elastic at the back had enabled him to study maps with his hands free.
“Utterly brilliant!” thought Frobisher the cat to himself as he had been observing all this effort with interest, (cats do not do effort) “He has reinvented spectacles!”
After perusing the map Mr G rushed into the hotel only to encounter his dear Loretta distraught and doubtful.
Recognising that this was not the best time to discuss the cold Antarctic currents of sub-Saharan Africa, he offered a warm shoulder for solace. On hearing of the double dilemma of the inconsolable brides-to-be with their ambitious mother all facing a groomless wedding and the challenging booking from the Llanelli Vikings, who by now had paid their deposit
to the Tour de Force Bus Company, so there was no going back, Mr G put his quite extraordinary brain into full throttle ahead.
He provided Chef and his assistants with his, soon to be patented, cake making machine made from the boilers of a steamship that had been washed up on the beach some years ago, along with three tons of coking fuel which had been ferreted away under a compost heap at the top end of Mr Handyperson’s vegetable garden. A safe and secure place was felt, by all who appreciated the quality of Mr Handyperson’s compost. It was said to be made and mixed with a secret recipe of the illustrated Gerald White, he had been illustrious but not everyone understood his sense of humour.
Finally, all cakes, as specified by Haaaken and Olaaav Haaaris were prepared; iced, dusted with sugar, sprinkled with chocolate strands, jammed, nutted, honey glazed or decorated with glace cherries.
The brothers had been warned by their mother Mrs AAAnita Haaaris – she went along with what she called their vowel business (their aged grandmother misheard her comments and recommended a dose of kaolin) to help them not to eat too much too quickly. They already weighed considerably more than the average Viking. However, their mother thought them boldly handsome, but their aunties thought that ears and noses that big were an acquired taste and not necessarily a scientific aid or proven indicator of sexual prowess.
It was a tradition in Viking families for beards not to be trimmed, brushed, cleaned or combed until the birth of the first son, so by the time they were grown enough for a size 9 Viking helmet their appearance cast away all evil spirits that dared appear before them. They walked through Llanelli dowsed in sunshine and glory, well that is what their mother said anyway.
Preparations for the groomless weddings were almost complete. Mrs Ucklen had warned Ursula and Unity that their make-up and consequently the whole event would be ruined if they did not stop crying, at least for the most sacred part of the ceremony.
The new curate who was going to perform the wedding rites was both sensitive and inexperienced so, Mrs Ucklen thought to herself, “I can handle him so he will not be a problem and is unlikely to even notice the lack of grooms.”
April the first dawned with dappled fresh sunlight patterning the south side of the Castleweeds Hotel. The Vikings’ bus was due at ten-thirty prompt. The weddings ceremony was set for two o’clock.
As arranged the Vikings arrived, loud, sharp, and got stuck together all trying to exit the bus at the same time without first removing their (incorrectly) horned helmets. Eventually they spilled out on to the lawn and raced off, in small groups, to pillage, rape, plunder and to seek victims to fight or subdue. There was no one much around that day who was not coming to the wedding. After lunch, folk had on their finery and had little inclination to be plundered or subdued,
especially on such a nice Saturday. So, the Vikings played together and took turns at being the ‘others’ - Saxons, Picts, Angles, late Goths, Visi-Goths, even later Huns and even Franks.
There were not many Franks present as Fraank Aatkinson, and his brother Fraank Aadams (different fathers) had to go to a funeral in Swansea-near-the-sea.
As the groomless brides-to-be arrived with Mr Ucklen who was going to try to give them away, all the Vikings came bounding in for their lunch. They had been told by Madam that they could use the downstairs cloakroom and to make sure they washed their hands, especially to use soap and quite hot water – a novelty to Vikings she suspected. The Vikings had had a wonderful time, rolling about in the compost heaps, yelling, and waving wooden broadswords in the air. No harm had been done except Aafred Aalleen had lost his Natural Health toupee and Aalbert Aarmstrong had mislaid his spare reading glasses.
Then it happened.
Suddenly across a crowded room while the strains of Some Enchanted Evening (although it was afternoon) drifted through the sound system, Haaken and Olaav came face to face with Ursula and Unity, the weeping maidens.
It was double love at first sight on both sides. Olaav picked up Unity in his strong Viking (well Llanelli really) arms and ran off with a quick wink in the direction of Mrs Ucklen. Haaken whisked Ursula away without introducing himself to her father, thereby sticking rigidly to the customs of both the
By ten o’clock that evening after the most wonderful of days Mr Grizzly retired early to bed. Only a few jobs still had to be done as all the days’ activities had taken place out-of-doors. He was soon joined by Frobisher and Mrs Grizzly who felt it had all been a great success, all round.
Two happy couples. Delighted Ucklens – as a family. Exhausted guests. Satisfied hoteliers. All the Vikings gone to Elevenby for a ‘Kirk Douglas Lookalike and Talent’ competition.
Mrs G relaxed at last and reflected that she had once more underestimated Mr Grizzly and his fund of good ideas and the Curate with his ability to swiftly organize a special licence for impromptu weddings. Tomorrow, she decided as she drifted off to sleep, I think we should make plans for Historically Themed Weddings, Grooms provided and considering how many re-enactment Societies there must be: Romans, Patagonians, Arthurian knights, Highlanders, Tank commanders WW2, Mongol hoards, Bohemians, Cowboys, Ancient Greeks, African explorers, Cold War Spies, Minstrels, Tartars, Bedouins, Plantagenets. Household Cavalry, Cossacks, Sioux, even Bolsheviks………. …………. Halfway through the list she had fallen asleep.
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If you enjoyed this tale, more stories of characters living in Centrix can be found in the book, SEVEN TALES OF CENTRIX by Sara John, available through your local bookshop from the publisher y Llolfa Cyf, Ceredigion.
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THE MAGIC OF BOXING
Howard Winstone was one outstanding boxer his emulate left jab was something to be admired. He had won the British & European featherweight titles during his professional career and had earned his place in the world rankings. Winstone was managed by Eddie Thomas the former British, European and Empire welterweight champion, a man who knew the sport back to front. The world featherweight crown was the target for Winstone. The title at the time was held by Mexico’s Vicente Saldivar a talented southpaw. Taking the crown from this man would be tough but Winstone looked like he had the ability to do so. Eventually Winstone was given his crack at the title when the champion came to the UK to accommodate the Welshman.
Saldivar had every confidence that he would return home with his title after his meeting with Winstone. The contest took place on the 7 September 1965 at Earls Court Arena, Kensington, London. The two fighters were given a great reception by the fans when they entered the ring to do battle. The bout was scheduled for the duration of 15 rounds.
At the start of the contest Winstone made a fast start out punching and boxing the champion. Saldivar looked a little perplexed but as the rounds passed
by, he gradually began to catch up to the Welshman, landing a number of hurtful blows to both head and body.
The contest went the full distance and while the fight was close, Saldivar retained his crown with a points decision. There was no getting away from the fact that Winstone had been outstanding in his bid for the title. This indicated that Winstone might yet get another chance at the championship. After putting a number of win’s together Winstone was indeed given a second opportunity to win the title. Once again Saldivar came to the UK to put his title on the line. This time the venue was Ninian Park, Cardiff, Wales. Many were optimistic about Winstone’s chances this time around.
On the 15 June 1967 the two fighters entered the ring and Winstone as you would expect was given every encouragement by his supporters. In the early stages of the bout Winstone boxed superbly using his left jab to good effect.
Saldivar as in their first bout was being outboxed by his challenger. Winstone looked a pure class boxing master.
However, the defending champion started to come on strong in the later stages of the fight. Winstone started to take punishment from the defending champion and in round 14 was sent to the canvas for a count.
Photograph left Howard Winstone with Marvin Hagler - Image courtesy of Les Clark
On getting to his feet the Welshman fought back bravely but Saldivar was getting the better of the exchanges. When the bell rang to end the fifteenth and final round many spectators at ringside felt that Winstone had done just enough to take the title but it was not so.
The fight was once again close, closer than their first encounter, but the Mexican was given the points decision and returned home with the title.
Winstone left the ring that night a disappointed man, he had given his all in the fight but it was not enough.
It seemed that the Welshman’s chance to win a world title was over.
Amazingly Winstone was given a third shot at the championship. Saldivar had agreed to meet the Welshman yet again. This time however Winstone would have to travel to Mexico to battle Saldivar on his own turf that would be, no easy task.
The contest took place on the 14 October 1967 the venue being the Estadio Azteca, Mexico City. The experts felt that Winstone was heading for certain defeat. It was argued if Winstone couldn’t beat Saldivar in his own country what chance did he stand in Mexico. There was also the fact that Winstone would have to get acclimatised to the high altitude of the country.
At the start of this contest the Welshman looked most confident moving smoothly around the ring. as in their previous bouts Saldivar was having problems with Winstone’s fast moving style. Time after time the Welshman landed with his left jab. It was looking good for Winstone. It seemed more than possible that an upset was about to take place.
Saldivar soon put that notion to test, he upped the tempo and drove forward putting Winstone on the back foot. The Welshman was now very tired and had slowed down considerably making him an easier target for Saldivar.
The Mexican was looking dangerous and started to land solid punches which were clearly hurting Winstone. The champion floored the Welshman for a count in the seventh stanza. After getting to his feet Howard who was clearly shaken fought back. In round 12 the curtain came down on Winstone’s challenge when he walked into another attack and took heavy punishment from the champion.
Saldivar knew that he was now very close to winning and retaining the crown. Saldivar was determined to end the bout in that stanza and put Winstone on the deck once again. Winstone’s corner had seen enough and made the right decision by throwing in the towel to end the contest.
This really seemed to be the end of the road for Winstone in his desire to be a world champion.
It was later announced that Saldivar had retired from boxing which was a shock nobody saw that coming.
This once again opened the door for the Welshman to have yet another chance to become a world title holder.
The WBC nominated Winstone to contest their vacant crown against Japan’s Mitsunori Seki a very experienced fighter who would not be an easy man to defeat.
The contest duly took place at the Royal Albert Hall, Kensington, London on the 23 January 1968.
The Welshman made a slow start when the fight got underway and for a moment it went through the minds of many, that perhaps Winstone might fail once again to achieve world title status.
However, much to the delight of the spectators Winstone started to dominate the fight.
In round 9 of the 15 round encounter the fight came to a close when Seki sustained a cut eye which forced the referee to step in and stop the bout.
At long last Winstone had won a world championship. He had fought long and hard in his career to achieve this fantastic moment in his life.
The former world champion Vicente Saldivar the man whom Winstone had battled on three occasions presented Winstone with the world title trophy.
Winstone’s reign did not last long he lost his title in his first defence to Cuban born Jose Legra who stopped the Welshman in round 5 of 15 on the 24 July 1968. The venue for the contest being Coney Beach Arena, Porthcawl, Wales.
While every praise must be given to Legra for his victory over Winstone, it was clear that this was not the Winstone of old. He was passed his best, time and hard fights had caught up with him.
Winstone later decided to call it a day and duly retired from the sport.
Winstone must be given every credit for his strong will and endurance, he refused to give up on his dream of becoming a world champion and overcame the many obstacles put in front of him.
It shows that dreams can come true. In the years which followed both Saldivar and Winstone who were fierce competitors in the ring became firm friends.
That is the magic of boxing.
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Staying sober without the shame
With the festive period fast approaching invitations to have ‘a tipple or two’ may well be mounting up; with offers flying into your inbox from companies, colleagues, and chums alike. Before long, as a nation, we will be bombarded with ‘must have deals’ from all directions of the best places to wine and dine, advice to stock up our alcohol supply with ‘festive favourites’ to enjoy a bottomless brunch (or two) over the coming months of celebration and not forgetting the increase in alcohol flavoured everything flying onto the shelves. This may be music to some people’s ears, who have tentatively waited all year for the mention of mulled wine or a chance to relax, unwind and enjoy a beverage or two, but what about those who don’t drink, for whatever reason? How do they fair over the festivities?
It’s fair to say that alcohol features quite prominently in our modern society and topics such as binge drinking, overindulgence or alcohol related crime often frequent discussions, news, and social media accounts. Not to mention the increase in acceptance, expectation and almost ‘normality’ of alcohol related activities from boozy ball games to boozy brunches. So, it may surprise you that, according to ‘Alcohol Change UK’ an estimated 20% of our population don’t drink at all yet despite of this ‘sober shaming’ is still very much a cultural norm.
So, what is ‘sober shaming’ and why does it occur?
Sober shaming is defined as ‘Making someone feel uncomfortable for not drinking’ and is often done unintentionally but with a consequence of making people feel like their decision to not drink is “wrong, boring or even offensive” (Alcohol change UK, 2024). This may be done subtly through excluding people from conversations or events who don’t drink or more directly through comments or criticisms, perhaps you’ve experienced or even said such things as: -
“But it’s my birthday, you *have* to have a drink!”
“You’re not drinking? Why?!”
“Oh go on, just have one!”
“You can’t be serious – you’re not drinking on your own stag do?!”
“Don’t be boring!”
“The night won’t be the same if you’re not getting drunk with us...”
“Oh my goodness, are you pregnant? No…. Then why won’t you have one?”
“But you don’t have a problem with alcohol, do you? So why not have a couple?”
Comments like these can have a knock-on effect on people’s confidence, desire to participate in, or ability to enjoy, social activities and relationships.
As forementioned, sometimes sober shaming is
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unintentional, it may be cultural, masking others discomfort with their own relationship with alcohol or unfortunately sometimes an attempt at a spite induced shaming behaviour. Whatever the reason, with 1 in 4 people said to want to reduce the amount of alcohol they consume (Alcohol change UK, 2024) and 1 in 5 remaining sober, it’s something to be mindful of especially around this time of year.
There are plentiful benefits of being tee total and this article is simply aiming to raise awareness of sobriety as a choice to be respected.
The good news is there are campaigns aiming to do just that!
If you would like to know more, please follow ‘Alcohol Change UK’ on Instagram in support of ‘#stopsobershaming!’ or check out the resources and material on their website. You might even feel ready to share your own experience/story with them which they welcome warmly.
There is support available if you would like to reduce your alcohol intake too from your GP or through online resources/ helplines which will be listed at the end of the article.
On a personal note, I confess I am not tee total and nor do I intend to be, however, I had a very inspiring chat with a wonderful inspirational lady in the gym who inspired this article. As someone keen into her fitness she reflected on how much fitter, healthier and capable she felt having been tee total for over a year. However, sometimes attending social events or making plans with people can turn into a bit of a tricky situation having to ensure ‘getting drunk’ is not the main focus. It made me wonder; how many other people are affected like this.
I guess the intended ‘bottom line’ of this article is, not to judge people whatever their alcohol choices are or to feel judged by yours. Also, to be aware of how comments, jokes or passing remarks may be interpreted by other people regarding alcohol choices. Whatever your drinking preference its ‘ok to do you’ because whatever that looks like, you are not alone!
Sources of support
www.alcoholchange.org.uk/get-involved/campaigns/ stopsobershaming – where you can access a wide range of resources on changing and campaigning.
www.nhs.uk/better-health/drink-less/
‘Drink Free Days app’ where you can update and track your drink free days, receive essential reminders when you need them most and access hints and tips for drink control plus rewards when you achieve milestones you set.
‘I Am Sober app’ a free app that helps you get control back in your life. www. iamsober.com/en/site/home
Drinkline on 0300 123 1110 for free, confidential help for anyone who is concerned about their own or someone else’s drinking.
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