P. Vlt. CHANTTAND AND AssocnrEs

5140 Crerrshcrw Blvd.

WHOtESAtE

Since 1922 in Soathern Calilomia Stocks on hcrnd at loccrl hcrbor lor fcst service to decrlers

We speciclize in products ol nlooRE Mil.L & tutnBER cO., BANDON, OREGON rons rimbers

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PovgrtY

"Poverty is uncomfortable, as I can testify;.but nine times out of ten the best thing that can happen to a young rnan is to be tossed overboard and compelled to sink or swim for himself."iJames A. Garfield.

. One Little Word

If any little word of ours can make one life the brighter; If any little song of ourS can make one heart the lighter; God help us Speak that little word, and take our bit of qinging, Ana Jrof, it in some lonely vale, and set the qchoes ringing.

Serious GolI

Walter J. Travis, once American golf champion, was kqeq1r eg $9 1!!ost serious golfer." Once in a friendly match, th- gotf "o"3se lCd ttirough a lovely grove of tiees' in which a bird was singing his heart out. Said Ttavis' companion:

"I{ear that lovely wood thrush."

And Travis answered:

"Damn your bird; I'm playing golf."

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"Lady," said the bass-voiced colored preacher as he led the girl in the starched white dress out into the stream: "I'se gwine to lead you out heah in dis stream an' wash all you' sins away."

"Lawsy, Pahson," giggted the frolicksome damsel; "In dat li'l ole shallow crick?"

LiIe And Decrth

"Life is a narrow vale between the cold and barren peaks of two eternities. We strive in vain to look beyond the heights. We cry aloud, and the only answer is the echo oi our wailing cry. From the voiceless lips of the unreplying dead there comes no word; but in the night of death hope sees a star, and listqning love can heaq the rustle of a wing."

-Robert G. Ingersoll.

- Academic Freedom

Gov. Allen Shivers, of Texas, tells a story on a college professor he knows, who was awakened late one night by a student who was manifestly drunk, and who wanted to debate with him the matter of academic freedom. Sensing his caller's condition, the professor said: "If you will call me when you h'ave sobered up, I will be glad to discuss academic freedom with you."

"But, Professor;t' thi "stqdent said, "When I'm sober I don't give a danin about academic freedom."

Adversity

Adverslty is a medicine which people are rather fond o{ recommer(ding indiscriminately as a panacea for their neighbors. Like other medicines, it only agrees with certain constitutions. There are neryes which it braces, and. ierves which it utterly shatters.--Justin McCarthy; ':

A LcdY All Jllive

Qh, she was a lady all alive: She bedeviled the beaux Who would woo and wive; She woie sackcloth but no ashes, She wore beads, and Purple sashesShe wore feathers, and fine fanciesl Going to routs, and plays, and dances. With gew-gaws, rvhims, and silver dresses, And pearls in curls, And twirls of tresses.

Her jewels shone like midnight marchers,. Her hair built high as Lady.Archer's, Witih broaches, wings, and wonders wiry, Her witchy face- was fine and'fierY. , Her hoop it nearly spread an hcre, She was a credit to her Maker.

Her Maker was pleased fle could contrive, Such a lady'a11 "1i,tt. -Rose O'Neil.

Not Prcrctical

"Farmer Blunt,'! asked the college student who was working as a farmhand during his vacation, "do you think I'll ever become a successful agribulturist?"

"You may," said F'armer Blunt; "but you'll sure make a farmer."

Chcnged

Many a sailop, bold and brave, Is living now with a permanent Wave.

Morcrlity

Man is so essentially, so necessarily, a moral being, that when he denies the existence ofall morality, that very denial already becomes the foundation for a new morality.

-Maeterlinck.

The Tummy's Revenge

The stomach is a slave that must accept everything that is given to it, but which avenges wrongs as slyly as does the slavc.-Souvestre.

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