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. "Eat half as much, laugh twice as much, and you'll tive longer."-Chinese proverb.
"The glory of a workman, still more of a master workman, that he does his work well, ought to be his most precious possession; like the 'honor of a soldier,' dearer to him than life."-Thomas Carlisle. ***
The grand book, now many years old, entitled "Maxims and Refections of Winston Churchill," has a foreword almost as fine as the book itself. Written by one of the authors, Colin Coote, that writing concludes:
"The prayer in history which suits him (Churchill) best, is surely the prayer of La Hire: 'Sir God, I pray You to do to La Hire as La Hire would do to You if You were La Hire, and La Hire were God."
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The words of Churchill when he spoke in England's darkest hour to his people and promised them "blood, toil, sweat, and tears," are adjudged by all men to be immortal. They are in a class with the likewise immortal words of .Garibaldi, who said: "Soldiers, what I have to offqr you is fatigue, danger, struggle, and death." And of the likewisd mighty words of the French Clemenceau during World War One when he told the Germans that: "I shall fight in front of Paris, in Paris, and behind Paris." ***
The names of Churchill, Garibaldi and Clemenceau, together with their words just quoted, should be printed where all men for all time, may read and admire.
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THIRTY YEARS AGO when a man paid his income tax, he was doing a very slmple thing. He was merely contributing his share of the cost of running the very economical government of the United States. Today, when he pays -his tax, he knows he is contributing generously to the support, in some fashion or other, of most of the people in the entire dad-blamed world. Exciting, isn't it?
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Wilson Mizner, a humorist of long ago, rembrked that more people are run down by gossips than by automobiles. But today, while gossip is as common as ever, it is doubtful if it could now'equal the traffic toll, which has been increased a hundred times over by more and faster cars, and more and wilder drivers.
BY JACK DIONNE
AN EDITOR who was asked the intent and purpose of his writings, replied that he was "trying to rescue his readers from t'he shocking condition of purposeless mediocrity into which this nation is so definitely drifting." Not bad, eh?
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A critic was discussing the dumbness of a movie lady who has been much in the headlines. He said: "You meet her, and she says 'Hello, how are you?' And you answer: 'Fine, how aqe you?'And then she's stuck for an answer."
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IN ONE OF HIS excellent writings, J. Edgar Hoover said that the essentials of human decency and good conduct are three: Justice, mercy, and humility. Swell sermon those few words would make. *rl.* rf{.*
When Davy Crockett was called on to make his maiden speech in Congress, his great courage failed him. He just said: "Mr. Speaker, I can lick any man in the house, but right now danged if I ain't scared plumb stifr."
AN AMERICAN travelingin Germany asked a German friend how they distinguish between-an optimist and a pessimist? "It's very simple," replied the German, "the optimists learn English, the pessimists learn Russian."
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When World War One ended, General Pershing was besieged with offers of various kinds for making money. A vaudeville agent offered him a fortune to appear on the stage. He put it in writing. Then he followed the letter with a personal call. "Have you entertained my proposition?" asked the agent. Pershing grinned. "No," he said, "but your proposition has certainly entertained me."
THE GREAT WILL ROGERS was a man who could take a licking and like it. Shortly after Will returned from his famous trip to Russia, Arthur Brisbane, star editorial writer for the Hearst papers, printed some very strong editorials about Russia. In his daily column then running in the newspapers, Will Rogers needled his friend Brisbane for writing about Russia, without having been there. The next day Brisbane replied that a certain Leonardo had painted a world famous picture of the Lord's Last Supper, and that the painter not only was not at the supper, but was not even invited. The wise Rogers had stuck his neck out, got it axed, and enjoyed it thoroughly.

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