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BUCC to examine data before Hilton boycott decision Hotel ownership group denies Local 217 union’s allegations of high worker injury rates at Hilton

By MELISSA CRUZ CONTRIBUTING WRITER

The Brown University Community Council will discuss the possibility of an official boycott of the Hilton Providence at its next meeting Oct. 27, spurred by a labor dispute between workers and The Procaccianti Group — an investment firm the University has boycotted at two locations in the past. The Undergraduate Council of Students passed a resolution ­encouraging the University to boycott the Hilton Wednesday.

The Brown Student Labor Alliance briefly introduced the Hilton case to the BUCC Sept. 27 and called for the University to stop its institutional support of the Hilton by notifying faculty members, departments and the larger Providence community of the labor dispute. The Hilton would be removed from online listings, but the University would not ban Brownaffiliated individuals from booking at the Hilton.

The labor dispute is a result of Hilton workers’ protests against unreasonable workloads — specifically the number of rooms expected to be cleaned per day, the high percentage of work-related injuries as compared to unionized hotels and mistreatment by management. Work-related

injuries and illnesses at the Hilton Providence are 69 percent higher than the national average in 2013, wrote UNITE HERE Local 217, a union for hotel and food service workers in Rhode Island and Connecticut, in a pamphlet titled “Providence’s Pain Problem.” SLA cited this information, which indicated that 9.1 percent of Hilton workers experienced workrelated injuries over the past year, in a presentation delivered to the BUCC Sept. 27 and UCS Wednesday.

Local 217 and the SLA hold The Procaccianti Group — which owns the Hilton, Renaissance and Wyndham hotels in Providence — accountable for the worker’s treatment at the Hilton. Ralph Izzi, Jr., vice president of corporate marketing and public affairs at TPG, wrote in an email to The Herald, “Union organizers, not hotel employees, and the union’s powerful publicity machine and sympathizers have blanketed the media and Internet with sensational stories of worker abuse. … This could not be further from the truth.”

The National Labor Relations Board clearly outlines the process to unionize, which entails a petition to the NLRB with at least 30 percent support from employees, Izzi said.

Once this passes, an investigation of the hotel would be launched to ensure that the NLRB has jurisdiction.

Then, the hotel would post a Notice of Petition for Election, which informs employees on an impending vote to decide for or against unionization. » See HILTON, page 3

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A capella group Shades of Brown was among several performance groups that lit up the stage Thursday night during Brown’s annual Fall Fest. Other performers included What’s on Tap, Mariachi de Brown and imPulse.

Fall Fest draws crowds with music, desserts Seasonal flavors, diverse performances provide solace from fall chill at annual event

By GABRIELLA REYES STAFF WRITER

Special Events Committee’s annual Fall Fest returned to Ruth Simmons Quadrangle Thursday night, providing students with a much-needed break from midterm studying. A line of students snaked out Soldier’s Arch and extended up Thayer Street, filling the chilly Octo-

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ber night with excited chatter as they sought to enter a giant white tent on the green. There were various appetizers, festive desserts such as apple cider doughnuts and performances from student groups such as Lion Dance, Amira, the Jabberwocks and the Bear Necessities, all for free.

“SPEC’s mission is to create community-building events on campus that provide substance-free alternatives to weekend activities,” said Vannida Lorn ’16, co-chair of SPEC. The events are always on Thursday nights so that they do not compete with parties, but are still close enough to the weekend for students to fit them into their schedules, Lorn said. “Fall Fest is a nice little study break where you can

pop in, get some free food, enjoy some performances and hang out with your friends in a very safe environment.”

The structure of the event has not changed in recent years, Lorn said.

Since last year, the event has had a bigger stage and tent in order to accommodate more people. The menu changes each year, as well.

Fall Fest has been a Brown tradition for many years, but it used to have a different name: Live on Lincoln.

“Live on Lincoln was a regular event for SPEC,” said Eric Foreman ’15, former co-chair of SPEC. “Once the University changed the name of the quad to Ruth Simmons, we had » See FALL FEST, page 3

Trans artists challenge English Rogers ’16 scores two goals in 4-3 win conventions in poetry FIELD HOCKEY

Extending winning streak over Holy Cross to eight games, Brown moves to .500 on the season

Five authors discuss limits of English language, transgender experience in digital language arts

By MATT BROWNSWORD SENIOR STAFF WRITER

By ANDREW DECK CONTRIBUTING WRITER

For the women’s field hockey team, a period of sustained success against any perennial opponent has remained elusive.

Brown’s longest winning streak against an Ivy team in the last five years has been a two-game stretch against Harvard, in which the Bears won 2-1 and 4-3 in consecutive years.

But against Holy Cross, Brown (6-6, 1-2 Ivy) has enjoyed an extensive period of victorious matchups. The Bears had topped the Crusaders (6-8, 1-2 Patriot) for seven straight years coming into this season. Bruno’s last loss against Holy » See F. HOCKEY, page 4

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Local lit lovers gathered Tuesday night at Symposium Books for “Rhythms and Methods,” a poetry reading and lecture on digital language arts exclusively featuring trans artists.

The event drew roughly two dozen attendees, who brought an intimate and conversationalist atmosphere with them. Providence was the fourth stop on the “Rhythms and Methods” New England book tour, which highlights trans authors published under Topside

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Alexis Miller ’16 moves the ball downfield. Of the top six point-getters for Bruno this season, four, including Miller, are seniors.

Press and Instar Books.

The night began with poet Ada Maxine, who read a series of humorous one-liner poems, as well as a longer, more intimate piece. Maxine ended the set with a call to remember Keyshia Jenkins, a trans woman of color murdered in Philadelphia last week and the 20th trans woman reported killed in the United States this year.

The final poem read: “What if the trans panic defense was if I was trans and I panicked.”

Next onstage was Tyler Vile, a trans poet, disability activist and author of “Never Coming Home.” Vile read a collection of poems “about sisterhood and the relationship between trans women and cis women.” The poems frequently featured the locations of Providence and the Rhode Island School of Design, which Vile’s sister attended. » See TRANS POETS, page 3

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UNIVERSITY NEWS A new student-designed app, Atbee, lets consumers buy packages of healthy food, supplies

SPORTS Carly Gould ’17 is The Herald’s Athlete of the Week after recording her first career hat trick

COMMENTARY Chokshi ’18: Indian Americans must reject the temptation of assimilation to Whiteness

COMMENTARY Swartz ’14 MD ’19: PLME senior enrollment in biochemistry is counter to program ideals

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Sharon Swartz appointed interim director of Sheridan Center Swartz to search for permanent director, help center oversee evolving Learning Commons

By KUDRAT WADHWA CONTRIBUTING WRITER

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Sharon Swartz, newly appointed interim director of the Sheridan Center for Teaching and Learning, aims to increase student-teacher contact.

Sharon Swartz, professor of ecology, evolutionary biology and engineering, has been appointed interim director of the Sheridan Center for Teaching and Learning. The previous director, Kathy Takayama, stepped down in July to join Columbia as associate provost, executive director of the Center for Teaching and Learning and adjunct professor of biological sciences.

As part of her new post, Swartz will participate in conducting a nationwide search for a permanent faculty director for the center, she said.

The Sheridan Center allows faculty members, graduate students and postdoctoral fellows to explore the practices of teaching and learning in collaboration,

Startup looks toward future of smart devices Techa could offer users greater control over appliances found in a home such as lights, ovens

By HARRY AUGUST CONTRIBUTING WRITER

Techa, a small startup founded by Socrates Zouboulakis ’17, aims to revolutionize how users interact with their electronic devices and eventually their whole homes.

“The dream is to have a home where there are no buttons, no switches, no levers — just an organic interaction between a user and their devices,” Zouboulakis said. He said he thought of the idea in 2013, when he was watching TV with the current president of Techa, Dong Seo, when he envisioned a remote that could control not only the TV but the lights, speakers, thermostat and more.

This idea quickly evolved into creating an app, as opposed to a physical remote, that would interact with all the smart devices in a home. While Techa is currently in the process of developing this app, the startup does not have nearly enough computer engineers, as “engineers are scared of startups,” Zouboulakis said.

Techa currently offers engineers an hourly rate as contractual workers, but the startup is looking to attract more engineers by offering them equity in the company, Zouboulakis said.

Zouboulakis has funded the venture with $340,000 in high interest loans from private investors, many of whom frequently lend capital to startups.

Techa’s dream does not stop at the app, though.

“We can make an app and change the world, but then we need to take advantage of the world we created,” Zouboulakis said. Techa’s eventual plan is to build houses and apartments with every smart device on the market, such as controllable outlets, locks, ovens and lightbulbs, Zouboulakis said. The company plans to invest around $10,000 in upgrading each apartment into a “Smart Suite” complete with all smart technology and then sell the apartments for profit, he added.

Many of these devices, such as the Nest thermostat, currently have their own individual apps. Techa’s app will combine all of these separate apps into a single point of contact.

To achieve this combination, Techa plans to work with the smart device companies to facilitate interaction between the Techa app and the smart devices present in the home.

Zouboulakis said his primary concern is that few people will adopt the app once it has been developed, given the fairly small market size of consumers who can afford the expensive smart technology — technology that is still in its infancy. “We are targeting the people who can afford a $300 Nest and $50 lightbulbs,” he said.

Techa’s Director of Marketing Shawn Verma MD’18 plans to combat this challenge with an aggressive advertising campaign on Facebook and in Brown publications. Verma said he hopes the advertising campaign will push consumers to think “I need Techa” immediately after buying any smart technology, despite the “sticker shock” of higher-thanexpected prices.

The goal is to “clearly convey the different package options that will be available to our consumers,” Verma wrote in a follow-up message to The Herald.

While Techa does not have a specific market strategy yet, its leaders plan to offer various incentives for users to download the app — a strategy that many other technological ventures have used successfully, Verma said.

Security presents another challenge for Techa, as people must be prevented from hacking into the app and controlling a user’s devices, such as their door lock or security system, Zouboulakis said. Techa has multiple security engineers ensuring the system is not hackable, all of whom are overseen by a Brown student who previously worked on securities for Facebook.

The app will also have different security settings, such as one that requires a fingerprint to unlock your door. “Our app is no less secure than a pair of keys,” Zouboulakis said.

according to its website. It also aims to prepare graduate students for careers on university faculties.

The Sheridan Center’s theme this year is “Re-envisioning Teaching and Learning at Brown.” Swartz said the theme suggests that the center and the University should recognize that “technology is playing a different role today in classrooms than it did in previous generations.” As such, the center and the University could increase the contact time between students and professors during class, such as through the flipped classroom approach, she said.

The theme of “Re-envisioning Teaching and Learning at Brown” will inform several aspects of the Sheridan Center’s undertakings this year, including its programming and partnerships with other centers and departments across campus.

Last year, when the theme was “Communication,” the center held workshops on classroom communication and informal science communication.

Swartz also joins the center as the University prepares to create a Learning Commons housed in the Sciences

Library. The Learning Commons will include the Laboratory for Educational Innovation — a part of the Sheridan Center — as well as the Instructional Technology Group, the Writing Center, the Language Resource Center and the Social Sciences Research Lab. The University “will be evolving the Learning Commons” over the next five to 10 years, Swartz said. The Sheridan Center will help oversee some aspects of teacher training at the Learning Commons, she added.

The Sheridan Center is also looking to develop a better-structured program for Undergraduate Teaching Assistants to help them reflect on their teaching styles. Currently, the center offers five comprehensive certificate programs on teaching for graduate students and postdoctoral fellows.

Christopher Yates, a graduate teaching assistant in the English department, said he was “encouraged to take the wellstructured certificate programs offered by the Sheridan Center and is looking forward to doing so.”

App acts as personal nutritional assistant Users can download Atbee on iPhones to order situational packages of healthy food, supplies

By SUVY QIN STAFF WRITER

Brown undergraduate and graduate students have joined with community partners to launch a new app called Atbee that acts as a personal nutrition assistant. Atbee aims to “personalize health and nutrition to make your life easier” and make healthy food more accessible, said Alexandro Pando GS, a doctoral student in biology and the chief operating officer and co-founder of Atbee, Inc. Consumers who are in Atbee’s service location can download the app on their iPhones, sign up and select a specific situational package. The “starving artist package,” which is popular among Rhode Island School of Design students, includes blueberries, a healthy energy drink, nuts, moist towelettes, drawing paper and green tea with ginseng.

For those experiencing difficulty falling asleep, the “sleep package” has “everything that’s healthy to help you sleep,” Pando said. “Instead of taking pills, you can call Atbee.”

After the order has been placed, Atbee producers deliver the meal or situational package within 40 minutes, Pando said. “This is a self-sustaining economy,” he added.

Pando had the idea for the app while observing friends who needed remedies for particular situations, such as the inability to sleep. He and other cofounders sought to tackle this problem by launching Atbee months later, over the summer.

Currently, the app’s only service location is Providence, Pando said. But he hopes to expand to Boston by the end of the year, he added.

The process of launching Atbee entailed several months of development and collaboration with various people,

including Matthew Cooper ’18, who helped with coding, Pando said.

Pando reached out to Cooper for assistance with iOS coding after attendeding a “Hack the Ratty” event, which was a series of mini hack-a-thons, Cooper said.

The startup community and the computer science department at Brown provided a supportive environment in which to launch the app, Pando said.

In particular, Pando was able to attend Hack@Brown in February, where he met other members of the startup community and learned more about their own ventures.

Brandon Murphy ’17, a junior at Emerson College, assisted with social media and marketing for Atbee before leaving Providence for Boston. “My hope for the app is for it to reach as many consumers who are vegan and vegetarian that I know will benefit from it,” said Murphy, who has been vegan for 10 years.

“I have always been conscious of what’s in my food and what my food will do to me,” he said. “We have Uber; we have GrubHub. But we don’t have an option for consumers that is healthconscious in the college setting.”

The app also includes the nutritional value of the food, Murphy said, adding that he believes this information allows for the transparency and quality of Atbee.

“We’re not just a delivery service,” Pando said. “This is a customer-driven venture.”

So far, the response to the app has been positive, wrote Tracy Zhao, who served as an intern and brand ambassador for Atbee last spring, in an email to The Herald. “When I would tell people about Atbee, they would say, ‘Great, it’s about time something like that comes around,’” Zhao wrote.

Looking ahead, Atbee aims to expand to Android, “fine-tune” the items contained in each situational package and make delivery more efficient, Pando said. “I hope Brown students are excited that something that started here is tackling a big problem.”

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After braving long lines, students crowded into a gigantic tent on Ruth Simmons Quadrangle Thursday night to avail of free finger foods and watch performances from various student groups.

» FALL FEST, from page 1 to decide whether to continue the event and if so, what its new name should be.”

After the quadrangle’s name change in 2012, Fall Fest was born.

Colored lights and loud music filled the tent at Thursday’s fest, while people gathered around tables and sat in groups on the ground.

» HILTON, from page 1 The vote would be secret ballot on a mutually agreed-upon date by the NLRB and the hotel in question.

The process can be bypassed if the employer voluntarily acknowledges a union, but TPG has no intention to do so.

“Union organizers have demanded the hotel bypass this democratic process. … The hotels will not, under any circumstance, and notwithstanding any amount of coercive political, media or community pressure, voluntarily forfeit legal rights to which they and their employees are entitled,” Izzi said. “The hotels are not opposed to elections by their employees to be represented by a union or not.”

On Wednesday, the SLA presented its case to UCS, and the resolution was moved to a vote, which passed almost unanimously. Before the vote, one of three dissenters asked if TPG was breaking any laws in regards to the treatment of employees. “They’re not violating labor laws, but working conditions are nonetheless severe, and not everything that is legal is morally responsible,” said SLA member Cameron Johnson ’17 at Wednesday’s UCS meeting. SLA members declined to speak to The Herald for

Students sipped on apple cider and hot chocolate and munched on bitesized portions of popcorn chicken and samosas.

Beverly Tai ’17, who was attending the festival for the second time, said it was very similar to the previous year’s Fall Fest. “It’s fun. I enjoy the atmosphere,” she said.

Dan Wang ’17, who was also attending for the second time, said he

was content with the food options and performances but expressed dissatisfaction with the line process.

“What they need to do is set up an online system where you log in your Brown ID ” and the system would provide a set time slot, he said. “You could get in after that time, but not before it. Basically, it would give everyone a place in line without having to physically be there.”

the story.

UCS President Sazzy Gourley ’16 supported the resolution, saying, “Brown has a moral obligation to recognize both its position of power and its position of influence in the Providence community. … The University can send a powerful message that supports the Hilton workers’ rights.”

Brendan McNally, associate director of the business, entrepreneurship and organizations program, has some reservations about boycotting the Hilton before facts are verified.

“As a leader in the community, I believe Brown’s public stance on an issue such as a labor dispute carries great importance and weight with many people,” he said. “In this case, I think the BUCC needs to be certain of the facts before publicly endorsing Local 217’s call for a boycott.”

McNally said he has great respect for the SLA and admires the group’s efforts to support fair working conditions at Brown and surrounding areas. “SLA students often have a firm grasp of issues and do a great job raising our collective level of awareness,” he said, adding that last year, the SLA brought a similar issue to the BUCC. The Renaissance hotel, also owned

by TPG, underwent a labor dispute

that “rose to the level of an active NLRB case,” McNally said. In this situation, the BUCC chose to boycott the Renaissance.

Local 217’s data compares national rates on worker-related injuries to the rates of individual hotels, McNally said. ‘The national averages are publicly accessible, however I don’t know where the data for the TPG hotels came from. I think the BUCC should have some way of verifying whether those injury and illness rates are valid,” he added.

Though the BUCC has no defined threshold for substantial evidence to make a decision, “It’s already clear that there is a labor dispute, so … I think that’s the only bar of evidence that should be necessary,” Gourley said.

The SLA also cited RIfuture.org, a political blog that wrote and published videos about the Hilton’s mistreatment of workers and attempts to silence supporters of unionization by firing and disciplining employees.

The Procaccianti Group denies these allegations.

“I hope UCS has a healthy discussion and explores the source of TPG data on injuries and illnesses before making any recommendations on a boycott,” McNally said.

The most memorable poem in Vile’s reading was “Ode to My Boy Jeans,” which chronicles Vile’s desire to keep wearing “boy jeans” post-transition despite the haunting feeling of wearing a “dead kid’s clothes.”

Allison Parrish, a self-described “poet or programmer or artist depending on which grant I’m applying for” and the digital creative writerin-residence at Fordham University, presented the first of the night’s digital literature.

Her presentation was largely focused on “@everyword,” the Twitterbot she programmed in late 2007 to tweet every word in the English language, one word every 30 minutes. The program completed its mission in early 2014. The account received 100,000 followers, which Parrish said is nothing compared to the followers for a member of One Direction but is impressive for a conceptual writing project.

Parrish, in one of the most moving moments of the night, explained that the reason she is inclined toward digital writing is that “programs let me speak without having to speak at all” because “as a trans woman, conventional language wasn’t made with me in mind.”

Next, poet Lilith Latini read from her book “Improvise, Girl, Improvise.”

She read a poem based on her “favorite lit tradition” of giving voice to women in famous works of art who have no agency. In “Gloria Speaks,” Latini gave

voice to the female protagonist in the eponymous Van Morrison song, receiving strong audience approval.

Merritt Kopas closed the evening with a lecture on Twine, a literary “choose your own adventure” gaming genre. As she explained it, most games encourage us to dissociate from our surroundings and our own selves, and Twine tries to make gaming an intimate and reflexive experience.

Kopas has published an anthology of Twine games called “Videogames for Humans.”

“It was an amazing event. It was moving and just really encouraging to know this space is here,” said Kevin Czape, a local who just moved to Providence and came because he was familiar with Kopas’s work. Czape added that it was his first time at Symposium Books and he plans to come back in the future.

Selina Filippone said she came across the event by chance. “I was just walking by and saw the event,” she said.

The subject caught her eye because she was interested in how the poets and artists’ work was influenced by their trans identities. “When you are called a trans poet, I imagine you think, ‘I’m a poet first,’” but are at the same time defined by trans identity, she said.

Todd Anderson MA’93, who helped organize the event, said digital writing and trans poetry are connected through their “shared sensibilities,” adding that the event highlighted the “many different mediums you can use to express trans issues.”

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ATHLETE OF THE WEEK

Gould ’17 nets first-half hat trick in impressive win over Marist Junior joins Cross ’15, Katz ’16, Moos ’07 as only Bears to score three goals in game in last 15 years

By ALEX WAINGER SPORTS EDITOR

Since the turn of the millennium, the women’s soccer team has played 261 games. It has scored three or more goals in 44 — or 16.9 percent — of those games. Before last Monday, only four of those games featured a player who managed to generate all three goals on her own. But against Marist College, Carly Gould ’17 made it five.

Gould shredded the defense in Bruno’s 4-0 thrashing of the Red Foxes Monday, netting all three of her tallies in the first half. She nodded in a corner in the 10th minute to open the scoring, connected with another header just two minutes later off a Sydney Calas ’17 cross and completed her hat trick half an hour later when Celia Story ’19 found her open in the box again.

Coming into the season, only two players in the last 15 years — Kathryn Moos ’07 and Chloe Cross ’15 — had ever netted three goals in a game.

Moos bookended her career with hat tricks, accomplishing the feat as a first-year and a senior, while Cross did it once as a rookie.

This year, lightning struck twice, as Erin Katz ’16 compiled a hat trick of her own just five games before Gould notched hers.

For her accuracy in the air, her composure in the box and her nose

» F. HOCKEY, from page 1 Cross came on Oct. 24, 2007.

“When we got here, Holy Cross was definitely a less skilled team,” said cocaptain Alexis Miller ’16. “So we always went into that game pretty comfortable.

Over the past couple of years, they’ve gotten a lot better. But we’re still confident every time we play them that we can beat them.”

With an eight-year winning streak on the line, the Bears welcomed the Crusaders to Providence Wednesday hungry for a win after suffering a disappointing loss at the hands of the Crimson in Cambridge last weekend.

Hannah Rogers ’16 kept her solid

for goal, Gould has been named The Herald’s Athlete of the Week.

Herald: Had you scored a hat trick before last Monday?

Gould: No, it was my first one. It felt really good. It was a fun game.

On the first goal, you and two teammates all rushed to the near post on a corner, which created some chaos for the goalie and the defenders. Did you work on that in practice?

In our corner kick offense, that’s exactly what we do every time. It’s usually the same three players going for the ball, but we don’t always go near post. As the runners, we try to know where the person who is taking the corner likes to place the ball. There are multiple people on our team who take corner kicks, so it’s our job to know where each of their balls usually go and whether it curves, if it’s driven or it floats, so that’s just something we do a lot in practice.

After you scored the first two goals, did you feel like the third was going to come?

I wasn’t exactly thinking about getting the hat trick. In soccer, the opportunities just kind of come to you and you don’t exactly know when you’re going to get a chance to score another.

After the tough loss to Princeton, do you think the Marist win will give the team some confidence and momentum heading into the home stretch of the season?

We were definitely looking to score a lot of goals against Marist. We had a streak of multiple games where we

season going and opened the scoring with a goal 11 minutes into the contest, benefitting from a deflection off of a Holy Cross defender that sent the ball past the Crusader goalie.

A three-goal spree started 13 minutes later, when Holy Cross got its first goal of the game courtesy of Emily Loprete.

Lucy Green ’17 restored the Bears’ onegoal cushion three minutes later with an assist from Rogers. But the Crusaders tied the game just five minutes later, when Lauren Ineson got behind the Brown defense and finished coolly past goalie Katie Hammaker ’19.

The first half featured a lot of offense in a fairly open game, and all of the goal production was generated from open

hadn’t scored a goal, so we wanted to put a lot of them in the back of the net.

You usually sit back a little and play a more defensive role in the midfield. Were you looking to get up-field and join in on the attack against Marist?

I was definitely looking to generate more goal-scoring opportunities. I had a little bit less defensive responsibility against Marist than, say, against a team like Princeton, which helped too. Our whole team was really set on putting multiple goals in the net. Everyone was making the extra effort to get into the box, and all three of my goals were on crosses, so a lot of it just had to do with my teammates putting really good balls into the box for me.

Do you have a favorite drill that the team does in practice?

Shoot and play goalkeeper. There’s two teams, and your team feeds the ball to you. You shoot it and then get in net and the other team shoots on you. It’s just fun to switch roles.

Do you have a go-to song that gets you pumped up before games?

I don’t. Usually, we all listen to a playlist together in the locker room.

If you could play any sport other than soccer, what would it be and why?

It would be either basketball or football. I played basketball in high school, and I was also the kicker for my school’s football team, so I’d love to do that again. It was really fun.

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Carly Gould ’17 scored two times in the first 10 minutes of the first half before completing her first career hat-trick late in the frame.

play. Holy Cross went 0-2 on penalty corners in the first half while Brown failed to register a single corner.

The second half was very similar to the first, as Rogers scored the opening goal. Rachel Lanouette ’19 played an incisive pass into Rogers, who turned and finished right past the Crusader goalie.

It was the first-year’s first point of the season and the fifth point for Rogers on the day — taking Rogers into the team lead with 13 total points on the season.

Rogers is “a really dangerous player,” Miller said. “Her stick work is unique to her and her speed kills. She’s really hungry around the net, and that has led to goals.”

It took Holy Cross 12 minutes to

recover, but it finally equalized at the 51:57 mark with a Maureen Connolly goal. The usual defensive partnership of co-captain Anna Masini ’16, Leah Zavalick ’17, Maddie Ayles ’19 and Katarina Angus ’17.5 did not play most of the game together because of increased subbing, but the second half featured a much more improved defensive effort than the first.

Brown responded as it had all game — quickly — as Ellie Seid ’19 got her fourth goal of the year only five minutes after the Crusader goal. The first-year took the ball on the side, used her speed — as she has done all year — and snuck the ball under the outstretched Crusader goalie. The Bears held on to extend their

winning streak over Holy Cross, as the game finished 4-3.

“We only have one nonleague game left,” Masini said. “So getting a solid offensive effort and good defense before we move into some more serious Ivy League games was important. We can learn from our mistakes and take that forward, especially into games like Princeton.”

On Saturday, the Bears will take on the Tigers, a team they have not beaten in the last 15 years.

“This is the first year since I’ve been here that we can say that we can beat them,” Masini said. “Goals are going to happen on both sides, but we just have to play our game, and we’re confident that we can come out on top.”

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Buildings like 29 Manning Walk, which was covered with graffiti by artists Gregory Pennisten and Nick Guilbert, are slated for demolition this semester, while Prince Laboratory is under renovation next door.

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Lecture: Former Israeli Parliament Member Rachel Adato 12:00 P.M. Wilson Hall

CSSJ Reception Open House 4:00 P.M. Center for the Study of Slavery and Justice

SATURDAY Global Explorations of Human Trafficking: Race and Labor 11:00 A.M. Building for Environmental Research and Teaching

Race and Journalism After Ferguson 1:30 P.M. Salomon Center

SUNDAY Multiracial Family Weekend Brunch 11:00 A.M. Alumnae Hall

President Christina Paxson’s Undergraduate Student Open House 12:00 P.M. President’s House

COMMENTARY PAGE 6 • FRIDAY, OCTOBER 16, 2015

THE BROWN DAILY HERALD

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT

LETTER TO THE EDITOR

Brown Bites: Oct. 10–16

Some acts of expression can be harmful

BY MARCY HUANG

Indigenous People’s Day The student group Native Americans at Brown organized a demonstration Monday to urge University administrators to change the name of Fall Weekend to “Indigenous People’s Day” and use the weekend to celebrate the history and culture of Native people at Brown and elsewhere. The event, which consisted of traditional songs and dances, speeches by citizens of local tribes and a march around campus that paused at President Paxson’s house, drew over 300 students and community members to the Main Green, where protesters also had the opportunity to sign NAB’s petition. Representatives from NAB called for Brown to increase support for Native students on campus in a number of ways, including creating a Native Studies department and institutionalizing recruitment of Native students.

The battle of the med students PLME also made headlines this week after a recent study led by University researchers comparing the success of PLME students to that of traditional Alpert Medical School students was published. While differences between the groups in terms of achievements were statistically significant, Paul George, associate professor of family medicine and medical science and the lead author of the study, said “the differences between the two groups were not meaningful in any way.” Because PLMEs have more flexible pre-med class schedules, the results of the study call into question the importance of strict undergrad pre-med requirements, causing pre-meds around the Hill to cross their fingers in hopes that Orgo will be struck from the curriculum.

So artsy Brown’s arts programs are taking center stage this semester with plans for massive expansion on and around College Hill. Plans for a new on-campus performing arts venue are underway, while existing art spaces in desperate need of makeovers will be renovated soon. A six-year joint degree architecture program with RISD is also launching later this year, giving budding Frank Lloyd Wrights the opportunity to earn an AB from Brown and an MFA from RISD. And if all that isn’t exciting enough, there will also be a new arts program in Berlin through which students will be able to travel to Germany to learn about music, religion, architecture and politics. We only have one question: Is it a problem if the only German we know is “Wiener Schnitzel”?

To the Editor: Something is missing from the attempt by Professors Ross Cheit, David Josephson, Glenn Loury, Kenneth Miller ’70 P’02 and Luther Spoehr to identify what is missing from the statement about the current debate over free expression

by President Christina Paxson P’19, Provost Richard Locke P’17 and Executive Vice President for Planning and Policy Russell Carey ’91 MA’06.

Nowhere in “Free expression matters” do its authors address the fact that some acts of expression — physical threats and intimidation, explicit support for oppressive and even genocidal organizations — can and do cause real

psychological and physical harm. Eugenics and related discourses of racial superiority and inferiority aren’t just disgusting ideas or theories: They are sets of beliefs that have historically been — and are still today — intrinsic to regimes that destroy the lives of ethnic minorities.

There will necessarily be debate about whether a particular act of expression has such consequences. But the idea that “free expression” can never be harmful in ways that justify decisive and even militant actions to stop it is a liberal illusion.

William Keach Professor of English

Q U O T E O F T H E D AY

“As a trans woman, conventional language wasn’t made with me in mind.”

— Allison Parish

See trans poets on page 1.

I <3 RI Rhode Island’s trying to move to the cool kids’ table. In a move that feels a lot like when we suddenly started shopping at Abercrombie in sixth grade, the state has allocated $4.5 million to rebrand and boost tourism. The Ocean State has hired three firms to help bump up the state’s cool factor: Havas PR, Epic Decade and Milton Glaser, the campaigners behind “I Love New York.”

While the PR companies will try to attract tourists and new businesses, they also aim to renew locals’ enthusiasm in the state. We can already hear TSwift’s next hit: “Welcome to Rhode Island.”

A Dell a day...

As if you weren’t already feeling unaccomplished when writing that resume, Michael Dell, CEO of Dell Inc. talked in Salomon last Friday about his rise to becoming a household name. Dell is one of many entrepreneurs who dropped out of college, and at the age of 27, he became the youngest CEO ever on the Fortune 500 list. He took the time to speak about the future of the tech industry, highlighting the need for businesses to constantly “evolve” and ask themselves, “How do we grow faster than the industry?”

Dell also spoke about fearlessness and curiosity, saying: “You don’t actually learn anything while you’re succeeding. You learn a lot more when you fail.”

Does that mean we don’t have to feel so bad about our CHEM 0330 grades?

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To fellow Indian Americans trying to assimilate SOHUM CHOKSHI op-ed contributor

I write this for you and only you.

Others will watch. I cannot help that.

When I read Daniella Dichter ’17 and Rohan Gulati’s ’17 white supremacist op-ed “Some speech hurts — and that’s okay,” and when I recognized the Indianness of Gulati’s name, I went into a rage I only enter when I am infuriated by our own people. I wrote and escaped to an open-air balcony, to breathe, to scratch paint onto my canvas. Now I’m in my bed, writing this, knowing it will only further garner an audience for this newspaper’s tyranny.

So I speak only to you. Don’t get me wrong: I do not come from love.

Fellow Indian Americans, I will not list the ways in which Whiteness failed us. An analysis of the history of anti-Indian racism never did much to convert those of us who seek to assimilate. Nor will it serve any purpose. Deep down, we know our truth. I urge us to understand it, why it exists and what it’s done to us.

I do not necessarily want to stop our assimilation, for our safety is of concern and Indian culture has failed too many of us. Assimilation for freedom and assimilation for power are different but overlap enormously. When I say “assimilation,” I talk only about assimilation for power and all it encompasses — an assimilation we all do. I have seen

and experienced white rejection, eyes that no longer see me as attractive for my skin’s beauty as I let it get darker, voices that grow enraged as I speak louder. So I rush back into assimilation. It is too desperate celebrating myself alone. To be loved by the powerful, by the European beautiful, is to transcend into bliss and escape the burden of my dark body.

I want to say to us: “Succumb!”

We desire freedom from our brownness, or if we don’t hate our skin, we somehow believe Whiteness loves it.

“Indians.” We will be applauded for our self-immolation, for our voluntary entrance into a pyre in which we enter as brown, hope to come out as white and forget that fire does not work in reverse. Our burnt bodies will step out of the flames into cheers from Whiteness, and we will smile and cry because finally we think we are being seen as white, as blank. But Whiteness applauds only because a brown person has chosen the side of Whiteness; the brownness we sought to escape has now become our ines-

dia’s educated seeking better lives outside of India. Many of the rest are family or spouses of the educated who attained citizenship in collateral. Whiteness told us we achieved prosperity through America’s actions alone and neglected to mention our parents were primed in India, failed by India and milked in the United States. They were chosen not by accident but for their economic potential (a promise they kept). For this citizenship we must be grateful; it is a fact that most of us who

We must grab ourselves and then grab others labeled as Indian by their ears — for they are part of us — and say, “No more.” Say it to ourselves loudly.

But in assimilation, we are violent.

To succumb is to hurt ourselves and brutalize even further those deemed lower than us.

There will always be some of us who advocate for Whiteness. It’s a comforting but misguided manifestation of the truth: that our racialization was a mistake, that we Indians are not linked by any thread other than the one in the mind of Whiteness. We are Gujarati, Punjabi, Malayali and split even further within these groups — and not even those labels are sufficient.

But we who advocate for Whiteness will be picked up by white power, and we assimilators will represent

capable essence. Do you believe that the Dichter and Gulati op-ed would have been published if two white people had written it? They hold our skin hostage. Our shame is their trophy, their prized weapon. This newspaper, Professors Ross Cheit, David Josephson, Glenn Loury, Kenneth Miller ’70 P’02 and Luther Spoehr, President Christina Paxson P’19 and other arrogantly uneducated people and institutions will applaud brownness for coming to their rescue.

And when Whiteness applauds, they will shower us with money.

We will forget that many of us are children of immigrants, that a large number of our immigrants are In-

experienced economic advancement would not have had prosperity in India. But do not let Whiteness convince us we have done this through their help alone, that this economic potential applies to all deemed “Asian” or that other racial minorities can do the same. Do not let Whiteness plant arrogance inside our minds and turn us into weapons. Whiteness does not care for us.

Do not befriend it, for it will slit our throats as we sleep.

If you have engaged with the pyre, know that I have too. I continue to, in small but meaningful ways, from my clothes to my language to my complicity, and I cannot stop us,

for no true thread connects us.

But those of us who assimilate for power will be proclaimed truly “Indian,” a brand we are forced to adopt. Whiteness has the ability to have other hands deal its racism and the power to uplift the assimilators’ non-white labels. Though we may reject “Indian” — for we are Kannada, Rajasthani, Marathi and split even further (and so much more than even these labels) — Whiteness forces it upon us. We have it, so we must pivot. Accept it temporarily, and throw it back. Use our Indian to deconstruct Whiteness’s Indian.

I know how frustrating this is since white people never have to call out their own. They are individuals.

We are monolithic. Yet for our safety, we must call out our own. We must do this personally, for what we call “institutional racism” is not a building, not University Hall. It is people, us, individuals who enact oppression upon other individuals — individuals whom we must personally address. We must grab ourselves and then grab others labeled as Indian by their ears — for they are part of us — and say, “No more.” Say it to ourselves loudly. No more assimilation, for it is our suicide. No more assimilation, for it is their (Native, Indigenous, Black, Latinx, Southeast Asian and more) genocide.

Sohum Chokshi ’18 is double concentrating in environmental studies and visual art. He can be reached at sohum_chokshi@brown.edu.

PLME seniors, don’t enroll in biochemistry SOLOMON SWARTZ op-ed contributor

PLME seniors are strongly encouraged to take BIOL 0280: “Introductory Biochemistry” in their last semester as a way to better prepare themselves for the challenges of the first year of medical school. Having just completed the biochemistry block at Alpert Medical School myself last week, I feel strongly that this recommendation is misguided and, in some cases, does more harm than good for students.

Biochemistry is a component of just one of the six exams taken by first-semester med students, and it constitutes approximately 45 percent of one of these. The exams taken by first-years at Alpert are spaced three weeks apart, so the amount of time spent on biochemistry is limited to that acute timeframe.

Enrolling in a rigorous course like biochemistry, strictly to better prepare oneself for medical school, counters the vision of the PLME program and comes at a steep opportunity cost because of its time intensity, especially for those students who are not interested in the subject material.

Being a PLME student is a tremendous privilege. It affords a small number of students the opportunity to take risks that otherwise wouldn’t be available to them. It is somewhat ironic that the program has eliminated requirements for medical school and yet compels students to take such an unnecessary

course — talk about mixed messages, right?

If particular PLME studentz have so much time to commit to a rigorous course like biochemistry but have no interest in the subject, they should instead take advantage of the security blanket they’ve been gifted and travel to Europe, as long as they can manage given their other coursework.

During my final semester as an undergraduate, I traveled through Europe for a to-

times in every student’s individual schedule when midterms are spaced far apart enough to warrant skipping a day or two of classes.

Those times are particularly cheap. But if a student is enrolled in a time-intensive course like biochemistry for no other reason than to incur unnecessary anxiety, those times won’t present themselves easily.

Now, touching on the sensitive topic of privilege, I will be so bold as to argue that

PLME seniors, skip biochemistry and any other unnecessary classes if you don’t need them, and fly to Europe.

tal of 24 days, and I was still able to complete all of my requirements for graduation. I began medical school with everyone else this past August and carried with me some of the best memories of my life.

There are multiple points throughout the spring semester when seniors can travel, assuming they are managing their academic responsibilities appropriately while abroad (especially for essay-based courses and those with recorded lectures.) In February, there is a four-day weekend that can be used for a miniescape. There is also spring break, as well as

the majority of students at Brown can finagle their way to pay for at least one Eurotrip, if not two or three. Flying to Europe does not have to be prohibitively expensive if planned far in advance and with prudence. Here’s how: Low-cost airlines like Wowair, which flies from Boston with layovers in Iceland, are surprisingly affordable and can get you to Copenhagen for a price comparable to an Amtrak ticket to New York City. Hostels are an incredibly cheap alternative to hotels and can be as cheap as $20 a night. An even cheaper option is to find some junior friends studying

abroad and crash on their couches.

So why do I recommend this plan specifically to PLME seniors? Because PLME seniors have the least at stake by going to Europe and the most at stake by staying in Providence.

PLME seniors will have completed all of their requirements for medical school by their eighth semester. And because they will be in Providence for an additional four years, they will not be losing out on all that Providence has to offer during the final months of their undergraduate careers. That should resonate even more with those PLMEs who elect not to study abroad.

Let me be clear: I’m not advocating overindulgence or academic negligence. Schoolwork is important, and it is the core of our experience at Brown. But seniors deserve some time for self-exploration. Traveling is the ideal way to achieve that end.

So, PLME seniors, skip biochemistry and any other unnecessary classes and fly to Europe. Build happy memories, maximize your undergraduate experience and take a second to breathe. There will always be more work to do, and there will never be as much time as there is next semester. You won’t remember enough biochemistry by this time next year for it to make any difference, but you will remember the adventures you allow yourself to have for the rest of your life.

Solomon Swartz ‘14 MD’19 can be reached at solomon_swartz@brown.edu.

SPORTS COMMENTARY THE BROWN DAILY HERALD

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 16, 2015

Warning: fantasy sports betting is highly addictive

BY JOE DIEHL sports columnist

I’ve been spending a lot of time on my computer screen recently. Not because of an increase in work, and not because I’ve found a new computer game to play (I was terrible at all of them, so I gave that up awhile ago). The culprit: DraftKings, or more broadly, daily fantasy sports betting. They have many ways of getting you to give them your money, and I’m here to tell you what you’re getting into.

In case you don’t know what daily fantasy is, let’s take the NFL, for example. Instead of having a seasonlong team, each week you pick a new team of players, and each costs a certain amount of fictional money.

Your team has to fit under a set salary cap to keep everything fair. Then

you enter whichever league you want for a certain amount of real money — anywhere from $3 to 300 times that.

It all started with the 500 TV commercials, many of them with a unique code you can apply to get a double bonus on your deposit. Despite my “300”-Spartan-like effort to fend off the Persian army of commercials, they finally wore me down. After all, my brain was vastly outnumbered by the people on the commercials: regular, average guys like “Chad” who decided to sign up and then made $300,000 on DraftKings.

The commercials make you believe you can be a big winner. And with a promise to match your deposit, you feel like you’re winning big. Truth is, Chad and the gang are a bunch of liars.

Once I bothered to do the research and saw that the double deposit is only released dollar-by-dollar over a long period of time, I felt betrayed. But no matter — I could keep playing and

winning money. Unfortunately, I have only won money in a precious few competitions I’ve entered. Although my net balance is only -$26, my ego has been bruised.

I thought I was an above-average fantasy player. What I failed to realize is that there are plenty of aboveaverage fantasy players on DraftKings. People who have a faulty sense of confidence when it comes to fantasy prowess. Know that once you enter a competition, there will be plenty of people who have selected many of the same players you did. Your ability to win big instantly gets capped. And you’re stuck losing $3 each time you play. Time to go to CVS to get a BandAid for that wounded ego.

You see, DraftKings’ business model is very similar to that of a casino, except the biggest threats their bouncers pose amount to a “poke” on Facebook. On any given night, you know the house will come out on top. But

it’s the people who win who stand out — the people you think you’ll become.

Having “skill” in fantasy is almost rendered irrelevant when you’re competing against 200,000 other people in the same contest. In a 12-team season-long league, it is a lot easier to separate yourself from the rest of the pack, because no one else can own the players you do.

Though I have yet to enter a highrisk, high-reward league (which for my budget would mean a $25-$50 entry), I think this gives you a better chance of winning, even though the majority of people will still be out of their cash by the end of the weekend, especially in NFL daily. I have had more success betting on the English Premier League and golf than the NFL, though I still enjoy participating in NFL pools each week.

Playing daily fantasy on DraftKings is almost like going to a remodeled McDonald’s. Deep down, you know

what you’re getting into, but the flashy surface makes you forget that you’re wasting your money. That Big Mac is still pink slime. And DraftKings will probably make you lose money.

I’ll still play DraftKings for the time being, because it truly does add a new dimension and personality to watching sports. But if, or when, my money runs out, don’t expect me to play again. Unless, of course, I’m working for DraftKings and using unreleased numbers and information to win $350,000 on a competing daily fantasy website.

Oh, someone already did that?

Rats, gotta find a new way to scam people. Time to try to break into finance.

Joe Diehl ’18 will most likely end up living on a finance major’s couch. Extend him an invitation at joseph_diehl@brown.edu.

Dion Lewis continues the legacy of 33

BY CHARLIE BLASBERG sports columnist

When the number 33 is mentioned in or around Boston, one name generally comes to mind: Larry Bird. Dion Lewis, however, is giving the number new meaning for the Patriots.

From 1999 to 2011, Kevin Faulk wore number 33 but was never the Patriots’ primary running back. But he did end up being one of the team’s longest tenured players by the end of his career.

Despite his limited role, Faulk took each small task seriously and personified the

Patriots’ values of meticulous preparation and solid execution. Due to his speed and smarts, Faulk was a dangerous ball carrier as well an effective option on the screen.

When situations became more crucial, Faulk was known to rise to each occasion. A third-and-long specialist and a terrific blocker, Faulk was an integral part of the Patriots’ reign of terror in the first decade of the 2000s.

This season, Lewis, an off-season acquisition from the Indianapolis Colts, won the starting running back spot as the Patriots’ top three rushers from 2014 have matriculated to other teams. Sporting number 33, Lewis is now splitting time with power back

LaGarrette Blount, and Lewis has far exceeded any preseason expectations.

Taking on a role very similar to that of Faulk, Lewis is continuing the legacy of the number 33 on the Patriots.

While the Patriots’ 2015 revenge march has been characterized by Tom Brady’s ability to take over games and the coaching staff ’s tendency to be consistently better prepared than the opponents every Sunday, Lewis has been quietly doing his job well. The Patriots pass more than almost any other team in the league, and the only teams that pass more often are ones that fall behind early and are forced to air the ball out in the second half. As a result, Lewis, like Faulk, is underappreciated by fans.

But evidenced by Faulk’s long tenure in New England, these backs are valued by the coaches and the organization.

Both Faulk and Lewis stand at a mere 5-foot-8, notably shorter than their teammates. In the huddle, the tops of their helmets reach the shoulder pads of the offensive linemen. Their low centers of gravity aid shiftiness and make them elusive to taller defenders.

They are both very astute at picking up blitzing linebackers on pass plays, and they make effective screen pass options.

It is not uncommon to see Lewis in the slot, as he has already made several big plays as a receiver. On third-and-longs, Head Coach Bill Belichick has a proclivity to calling draws for his small backs,

as Faulk and Lewis routinely pick up seven to eight yards and get the Patriots out of trouble.

Lewis will not turn into a big-name running back in the NFL because the Patriots pass too much. But he is better than he has gotten credit for so far. A receiving, rushing and blocking threat, Lewis has taken after Faulk as a versatile and hard-nosed running back.

Charlie Blasberg ’18 wore number 33 in Little League, but nobody ever called him the next Larry Bird. Commiserate with him at charles_blasberg@brown.edu.