THE BROWN DAILY HERALD THURSDAY, MARCH 9, 2006
Volume CXLI, No. 30
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An independent newspaper serving the Brown community since 1891 NO SHRINKAGE HERE Miko Exoticwear expands to two floors, providing additional classroom space and an erotic art gallery METRO 3
7H3Y’R3 94M3 1F Y0U 4R3 post- whips out its video game knowledge to discover just how much acid it took to make Super Mario 2 INSIDE
WE ARE FAMILY Two sets of brother-sister siblings are turning the men’s and women’s squash teams into a family affair SPORTS 12
BY STEPHANIE BERNHARD SENIOR STAFF WRITER
Nationwide, universities and military officials are on opposite sides of an argument that could potentially cost Brown $120 million in federal funds. Several law schools have refused to allow military recruiters onto their campuses, claiming that the military’s “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy — which bars openly gay soldiers from serving — violates their nondiscrimination policies. Brown’s non-discrimination policy states that the University does not discriminate on the basis of, among other things, sexual orientation in any school-administered programs. All on-campus recruiters must sign the policy. The Solomon Amendment, passed by Congress in 1996, grants the secretary of defense the authority to deny federal funding to institutions of higher learning that prohibit or prevent the Reserve Officer Training Corps or other military recruitment on campus. Brown currently receives approximately $120 million a year from the federal
started the proposal four years ago, emphasized that the changes will make the MPC program more comprehensive and effective. “We don’t want the MPC program to be something you experience just in your first year, but in your sophomore year, junior year and senior year,” Ornelas said. The changes will also allow MPCs to focus on specialized issues rather than
StarF*ck, the spring counterpart of Sex Power God, has been cancelled this semester, Queer Alliance announced in an e-mail to its listserve last night. Josh Teitelbaum ’08, co-president of QA, cited the excessive alcohol use surrounding November’s SPG event, a dance hosted by QA that drew considerable attention in the fall, as the main reason for the cancellation. Teitelbaum, who is also chair of QA’s Dance Committee, said pressure from the University was not the deciding factor in the cancellation, though he said “it was clearly a consideration.” After SPG, QA was put on probation until December 2006. In the wake of SPG and the national media coverage surrounding the event, the University created the Ad Hoc Committee to Review Social Events Policy and Procedure, which released a set of recommendations yesterday. Also after SPG, at which numerous students required emergency medical attention for intoxication, the existing Campus Life Advisory Board Subcommittee on Alcohol and Other Drugs was charged with reviewing Brown’s alcohol policy. “We thought that the goal of (StarF*ck) was being clouded by its connection to substance abuse,” Teitelbaum said. “I was really pushing to cancel it this semester.” The goal of both StarF*ck and SPG, Teitelbaum said, is to “create a safe space for people to explore their sexuality.” But in the past few years, particularly at SPG, that goal has become distorted as students feel the need to drink to be comfortable, he said. Teitelbaum explained that QA needs to use the spring to brainstorm better ways to increase the student body’s awareness of
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see STARF*CK, page 6
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For the first time, intramural flag football and five-on-five basketball have drawn SPORTS 12 several corporate sponsors.
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New proposal may remove MPCs from RPL system A proposal to remove Minority Peer Counselors from the Residential Peer Leaders system for the 2006-2007 academic year, written by the MPC Steering Committee, was unveiled Wednesday night at an open information session in Wilson 301. The proposal would place MPCs under the jurisdiction of the Third World Center and the Office of Campus Life and Student Services. Removing MPCs from the RPL system would diminish their first-year unit-related responsibilities. The MPC Steering Committee would instead implement a mentoring program for firstyear students of color. Though MPCs would still live in residence halls, their advising responsibilities would encompass a larger number of students. Under the new program, MPCs would advise students from all class years, whereas in the past they have focused only on first-year students. Additional responsibilities would also include organizing campus-wide outreach initiatives and addressing issues concerning communities of color on campus. The most controversial element of the proposal — an element not supported by the MPC Steering Committee — is the reduction in the number of MPCs. The total number of MPCs would fall from 25 this year to just 10 next year. Last year, there were 30 MPCs. The reason for the decrease in the number of counselors is budgetary: since MPCs would no longer be RPLs, the Office of Student Life would no longer provide funding for the MPC program. Funding would come solely from the Office
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Group still plans risqué posters to promote sexual health
BY CHLOE LUTTS SENIOR STAFF WRITER
BY SARA MOLINARO CONTRIBUTING WRITER
TOMORROW
Queer Alliance cancels StarF*ck, citing alcohol concerns
INTRAMURALS®
Brown, other schools navigate treacherous legal ground on military recruitment
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of Campus Life and Student Services, which includes the Third World Center. MPC Coordinator Liliana Ornelas ’07 presented the proposal along with a team of past and present MPCs from the steering committee, including Darnell Fine ’08, Amita Manghnani ’06 and Cristina Thompson ’06. Karen McLaurin, associate dean of the college and director of the Third World Center, was also on hand to answer questions about the proposal. The MPC Steering Committee, which
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Not your mother’s convent
An all-female hallway in West Andrews provides community for some students BY STEPHANIE LEE CONTRIBUTING WRITER
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Various pictures of nuns adorn the walls in “the nunnery,” the all-women’s hall in West Andrews.
Few students may realize there is a “nunnery” in West Andrews Hall. Hidden on the basement floor of this Pembroke residence, a handful of women hailing from as far as Zambia and as close as New Jersey share an exclusively female hall decked with comical pictures of nuns and a Residential Counselor they jokingly call “Mother Superior.” Though some of the women willingly requested all-female housing, others were arbitrarily assigned the location by the Office of Residential Life. In both cases, the residents of the nunnery gave The Herald some insight into the realities of living in single-sex housing and what it means to be a “nun” in West Andrews. “We’re just making fun of the whole all-girl stereotype. We don’t take it seriously,” said Godhuli Bhattacharya ’09. “We have pictures of a nun with a gun and a pregnant nun. It’s just a joke.” Other pictures include images of nuns smoking cigarettes and riding bumper cars, with captions that read “for the sisters of St. Nicotine’s, everyday was Ash Wednesday” and “The Bumpin’ for Jesus race was always a highlight of the annual sister’s day out.” But the origin of “The Nunnery” nickname remains something of
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