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embers of Heritage High’s football and cheerleading squads took time off from the field to celebrate the season with the residents of Shepherd’s Gate in Brentwood. The annual tradition invites students to pitch in and make Christmas a little brighter for Shepherd’s Gate families by purchasing gifts, trimming a tree and decorating cookies with the children.
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Bringing you the Best The 2010 Best of Brentwood has arrived, snug inside the folds of this week’s Brentwood Press newspaper. Voted on by you, our faithful readers, this year’s edition highlights the best places to find one-of-a-kind culinary creations, the latest fashions, the town’s most reputable mechanic and the dentist with the best chairside manner. This year’s offering features more than 200 categories, so take your time browsing through the lineup of professional goods, retail shops and services, and tasty treats. If you were among our dedicated voters, compare your picks with those of your fellow
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ballotters – you might find some local treasure you didn’t know existed. And remember: when you see one of those bright and colorful Best of Brentwood 2010 stars in the windows of local establishments, you’ll know you’ve found one of the true shining stars of our community.
Timeless hours editing preverbal dominoes by Ger Erickson Copy Editor
Not so fast, A.D. 2010. Before you take your final bow and stride off stage, your presence is required at the podium. One more item remains on the awards ceremony agenda – something to do with Dubious Distinction. I’ve seen sparkling copy grace my desk this year, from fabulous phraseology to hard-hitting headlines. But as a word junkie I crave the bloopers. Those grammatical gaffes, syntactic slapstick and logical lapses that stumble across my computer screen provide welcome decompression from the stress of editorial deadlines. Hey, I’ve even caught one or two before they made their way into print. So brace yourself for the 2010 Blooper Reel Awards for the weirdest wordcraft never to have reared its ugly head in the pages of the Press: MOST PICTURESQUE TYPO Award Second Runner-up: This year’s event concludes with the crowing of the new queens. First Runner-up: The four-golfer scramble format includes Closets to the Hole. And the award goes to: Since opening its doors in 2009, the restaurant has been wowing thongs of customers.
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Winner of MOST SOPHISTICATED HOUSEHOLD TECHNOLOGY EVER Award UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT Award First Runner-up: Thank you for your timeless hours of help. And the award goes to: Assisting him were scores of residents recruited as volunteers. GOD BLOWS A GASKET Award The Delta was further threatened by the damning of the rivers. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS MEANS Award First Runner-up: Citizens and non-citizens residing in cities other than Antioch … And the award goes to: The driver lost control of his vehicle and collided with the roadway. WE DON’T WANT TO KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS Award The nursery donated a tree and soil for 10 families, which were planted on Saturday, March 27. GIVE US A MINUTE TO WORK THIS OUT Award Second Runner-up: If you thought this last budget cycle was bad, this next one has no
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promises of being any better, if not worse. First Runner-up: Don’t miss out on your discount by registering early. And the award goes to: The treatment could be significant in the battle against weight loss. YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN Award Second Runner-up: Unique, one-of-a-kind pieces … First Runner-up: We have maintained a safe environment and plan to do so going forward in the future. And the award goes to: Times have changed in the last five years. GETTING MIGHTY RESTRICTIVE Award The facility presents a seminar for seniors on falls and how to prevent them from 5:30-7 p.m. SURELY YOU DIDN’T MEAN THAT Award The nonprofit organization helps disadvantage children ages 7 to 17.
Counting on us go to news/WebExtras!
The first step in helping the homeless is getting a grip on their numbers.
see Timeless page 18A
Towing the Tipsy go to news/press releases
The AAA is offering drinking drivers free New Year’s Eve tows and rides home.
Like most of you, we at The Press enjoy easing our way out of the old year before rushing pell-mell into the new. So we invite you to join us in taking a brief glance back at what the year 2010 has wrought. The stories we’ve chosen for this retrospective aren’t necessarily the most important, just the most interesting or unusual – stories we’re proud of. We’re privileged to be a part of your life, and hope to continue that relationship for many more years. We also hope 2011 will bring you the peace, happiness and prosperity that might have eluded you or your loved ones during the travails of 2010. Whatever the new year brings, we’ll go through it together. Thanks for sharing with it us, and enjoy our final issue’s meander down memory lane.
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FOR MOVIE TIMES SEE PAGE 5A
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There’s always room on our website for our readers’ favorite viral videos.