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CONTENTS 04.13.2023

10 The Pro’s Closet. Photo by Will Matuska

10 COVER: Ahead of upcoming spring event, The Pro’s Closet

takes Boulder Weekly behind the scenes at its expanded HQ

BY WILL MATUSKA

15 MUSIC: Hannah Frances still hasn’t found what she’s looking for

BY JEZY J. GRAY

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NIBBLES: Pasta therapists counsel local food critic after viewing viral spaghetti video BY JOHN LEHNDORFF

30 WEED: The first dispensary run entirely by formerly incarcerated people BY WILL BRENDZA

DEPARTMENTS 5 THE

ANDERSON FILES:

Phil Anschutz, powerful but shy Colorado right-wing multibillionaire

7 LETTERS:

16 THEATER:

Apollo 15 moon landing launches a contemporary political conversation in BETC world premiere

17 SIGHTLINES:

Signed, sealed delivered: your views

Boulder County arts and culture news, at a glance

9 NOW YOU

18 EVENTS:

KNOW:

The week’s news in Boulder County and beyond

13 MUSIC:

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What to do this week on the Front Range

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ASTROLOGY:

The true symbol of a Gemini

23 SAVAGE LOVE: Quickies

29 GOOD TASTE:

The Rio keeps fun front and center amid updates

21 FILM:

Front Range festivals spark cinematic dialogue

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THE ANDERSON FILES Phil Anschutz, powerful but shy Colorado right-wing multibillionaire

BY DAVE ANDERSON

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hil Anschutz is one of the richest people in Colorado. But he has considerable national clout. He is notoriously publicity shy and reclusive. Business Insider reports that he is “one of only two people who’ve made the Forbes 400 list of the richest Americans every year since the first version was published in 1982.”

An heir to a western oil-drilling fortune, Anschutz diversified into railroads, ranches and media markets. In 2002, Fortune said he was America’s “greediest executive” when he topped a list of corporate bigshots who sold off shares as their firms collapsed, while other shareholders suffered huge losses. He likes to avoid paying taxes

and has sued the IRS many times.

In 2009, Media Matters and Forbes speculated that Anschutz was stealthily trying to become a right-wing media mogul like Rupert Murdoch. He launched free tabloid newspapers in various cities. He acquired The Weekly Standard (from Murdoch) and the Washington Examiner, two money-losing conservative publications in Washington, D.C. Anschutz owns AEG Live, the world’s second largest presenter of live music, sports and entertainment. He owns several movie theater chains and many athletic teams.

Anschutz’s Walden Media has aspired to create films with right-wing

ideological content using a gentle touch. Two films were a bit too obvious: the documentary Waiting for Superman and the fictional Won’t Back Down, which attacked public education, scapegoated teachers’ unions and promoted private charter schools.

Anschutz got some unwanted publicity in 2017 after he acquired the popular Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival outside Los Angeles.

Socially liberal entertainment industry folk were concerned that he funded anti-LGBTQ, anti-abortion, anti-gun control, anti-marijuana and climatechange denial efforts, all to which Anschutz made the Trumpian claim of “fake news.” Under pressure, he said APRIL 13, 2023

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he had been careless and then contributed $1 million to the Elton John AIDS Foundation. He did quit funding a number of anti-LGBTQ groups at that point. Anschutz now insists he supports LGBTQ rights and reproductive freedom.

Open Secrets reports that Anschutz, his wife and his corporation have contributed a great deal to many Republican politicians, Super PACs and committees. Anschutz participates in the Koch tycoon network’s clandestine summits.

Anschutz lives in Denver, but a 2012 profile of him in The New Yorker entitled “The Man Who Owns L.A.” emphasized his “entertainment kingdom.”

The University of Colorado medical campus in Aurora bears his name because of his contributions to the school. Anschutz was a big supporter of Neil Gorsuch for U.S. Supreme Court.

In 1992, Anschutz donated $10,000 to Colorado for Family Values, which backed Amendment 2, a measure that prohibited anti-discrimination protections for LGBTQ people before the U.S. Supreme Court declared it unconstitutional.

Anschutz’s family foundation gave

James Dobson, the founder of Focus on the Family, an award for his “contributions to the American Family.”

Dobson’s Colorado Springs-based “global Christian ministry” is antiLGBTQ and anti-abortion. It offers advice on parenting, marriage and financial management. It has several podcasts and a 1-800 help line.

In 2009, Media Matters and Forbes speculated that Anschutz was stealthily trying to become a right-wing media mogul like Rupert Murdoch.”

For years, Anschutz has had an interest in Colorado journalism. He bought the Colorado Springs Gazette, the city’s longtime daily newspaper, which was editorially conservative. He purchased the name and assets of the Rocky Mountain

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In 2017, Anschutz took over The Colorado Statesman, which was a weekly newspaper founded in 1899 covering state government, public policy issues, campaigns, elections and political parties. It merged with Anschutz’s online coloradopolitics. com and The Statesman disappeared.

Instead of re-launching the Rocky Mountain News, he created the online Denver Gazette. Lately, there have been online ads urging people to “leave” the Denver Post “in the past” and turn to the Denver Gazette for “news you can trust.” This is sort of like the Fox News’ claim to be “fair and balanced” in comparison with the supposedly leftist “mainstream.”

Will this work? The Colorado Springs Gazette seems too MAGA loony for the Denver metro area.

Shortly after the 2020 election, the Gazette editorialized about election fraud. Wayne Laugesen, the editorial page editor (and former Boulder Weekly reporter and editor in the ’90s), attended the Jan. 6 insurrection at the U.S. Capitol and quickly concluded the rioters were “probably Antifa.”

The Gazette endorsed Lauren Boebert in both the 2020 and 2022 elections as well as in the GOP primary against the more moderate Don Coram. The 2020 editorial said: “In addition to movie star looks, she exudes passion for freedom, capitalism, and the United States that makes the socialist, anti-America sentiment of AOC + three look gloomy and sad.”

This opinion column does not necessarily reflect the views of Boulder Weekly.

CORRECTION

Last week’s news story “Ease the harm” (News, April 6, 2023) conflated Safe Zones 4 Kids’ chang. org petition, which has more than 1,800 signatures, with its Boulder Direct Democracy Online petition, which has 230 as of press on Wednesday, April 12.

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LETTERS PROTECT ANIMALS FROM WILDFIRE

The wildfire burning in Park County, near Florissant, is a reminder that it is not just humans’ lives and homes that are threatened by wildfires. Deer, bears, birds, fish, reptiles and other animals are killed or displaced, too.

The impacts are also immediate, debilitating and often life-threatening:

Thick smoke disorients them, irritates their eyes and makes breathing difficult. Larger animals may try to outrun the flames, while small animals may try to shelter under rocks and in burrows. Those with babies or who are trapped by fences or other structures may not escape.

Report unattended fires, extinguish campfires and fire pits, keep vehicles

off dry grass, don’t throw lit or smoldering cigarettes from your car or truck and check the weather conditions before burning trash or leaves.

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BY BOULDER WEEKLY STAFF STATE-FED PLAN FOCUSES ON ENVIRONMENTAL JUSTICE

Several neighborhoods in Boulder County could benefit from a state-federal initiative aimed at advancing environmental justice.

The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) and the Colorado Department of Public Health and Environment (CDPHE) released a final workplan last month explaining how the agencies will collaborate through enforcement and compliance to reduce pollution in “disproportionately impacted communities.”

According to Joel Minor, environmental justice program manager for CDPHE, the State defines a disproportionately impacted community via three demographic factors — race, income and housing-cost burden — as well as cumulative impacts, which refers to exposure to a variety of pollutants. Communities became disproportionately polluted because of a discriminatory mortgage apprasail practice called redlining that isolated communities of color and drove land-use decisions that placed hazardous industries in these areas.

Of a total of 200 census block groups in Boulder County, Minor says 70 of those meet the definition of a disproportionately impacted community, including neighborhoods in Lafayette, parts of Longmont and parts of Boulder.

“Even within more affluent communities are often pockets of inequality or lower-income communities with more affordable housing mixed in with the more affluent areas,” Minor says. “One example in Boulder County are mobile home parks, which tend to be one of the most affordable sources of housing.” Both Arbordale and Boulder Ridge mobile home parks in Lafayette are disproportionately impacted communities.

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enforcement of regulations: targeting inspections in impacted communities; collaboration between state, local and federal partners on enforcement and compliance assurance; and creating equitable opportunities for communities across the state to learn and engage with agencies about enforcement and compliance issues.

“It’s about holding regulated entities accountable and ensuring that they’re complying with the terms of their permits,” Minor says.

The public is invited to a virtual community engagement session on May 1 at 5:30 p.m. to discuss the workplan in more detail.

Register for the meeting and find information on CDPHE’s upcoming community opportunities: bit.ly/COEnvironmentalJustice

BOULDERITE SEEKS HELP HEADING TO MISS WHEELCHAIR AMERICA

After being crowned Miss Wheelchair Colorado this February, Jenn Ochs hopes to head to Grand Rapids, Michigan, in late August to win the title of Miss Wheelchair America.

Unlike the aesthetic focus of traditional pageants, Miss Wheelchair America judges a contestant’s ability to advocate for those in wheelchairs.

The week-long competition will require Ochs to write an essay, give a speech, show her advocacy accomplishments and complete two interviews with competition judges.

But Ochs needs some help getting there. She recently launched a GoFundMe to raise $4,000 to cover the $2,000 pageant entrance fee and travel expenses for Ochs and her mother.

Ochs hopes to take her message nationwide, advocating for independent living for people with disabilities.

“I live independently in the community and want more people with disabilities to know that they can too,” Ochs told BW via email. However, Ochs says, “independent living is only possible with reliable home health. Low pay and little to no benefits has [caused] many direct care workers to leave the industry, causing a nationwide shortage of direct care workers.”

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FREE COVID-19 VACCINES AVAILABLE

Buses loaded with COVID-19 vaccines are touring around the state, including Boulder, to provide low-barrier care to communities.

The state is making a final push to distribute COVID vaccines before May 11, when the federal government will end its public health emergency declaration. After that date, Coloradans can still keep up with their vaccinations through hundreds of vaccine providers across the state.

Coloradans ages 6 months and older are eligible to receive the vaccine for free — no insurance, identification or medical history is required.

Appointments are encouraged, but walk-ups are accepted.

So far, the state’s vaccine buses have made more than 6,000 stops in 62 counties in the state.

The bus will be in Boulder on Friday, April 14 from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. at Out

Boulder County (3340 Mitchell Lane, Boulder), but it will make more trips to Boulder and Broomfield before May 11.

Learn more and book an appointment at covid19.colorado.gov.

STUDY LINKS ENCAMPMENT ‘SWEEPS’ WITH DRUGRELATED DEATHS At least 500,000 people are experiencing homelessness on a given night in the U.S. Around 30% of those people also have a substance use disorder.

One study published in the Journal of the American Medical Association aims to understand how “involuntary displacement” (also known as “sweeps” or “cleanups”), a common measure used by cities across the country, impacts people experiencing homelessness who inject drugs.

Through simulation modeling of 23 cities, including Denver, researchers found that involuntary displacement can lead to “substantial increases in morbidity and mortality over a 10-year period,” and it is estimated to worsen factors like overdoses and hospitalizations.

According to lead author Joshua Barocas, an associate professor at the University of Colorado Anschutz Medical Campus specializing in infectious disease and substance use disorder, there’s a lack of evidence guiding decision making.

“People on the front lines have been telling leaders that these sweeps are detrimental, but anecdotes only go so far,” he wrote in an email to Boulder Weekly. “Policymakers should incorporate evidence into their decision making, and we hope to add to that evidence base.”

In its 2023 budget, the City of Boulder allocated nearly $1.3 million to expanding its Safe and Managed Spaces program, which included adding an “encampment management” team to enforce the citywide camping ban. The City also shortened the amount of time it gives people participating in unsanctioned camping to clean up and leave under some circumstances.

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COVER STORY

GET IN GEAR Ahead of spring event, The Pro’s Closet takes Boulder Weekly behind the scenes at its expanded headquarters

BY WILL MATUSKA

“S

peed is king for us,” says Paul Calandrella, general manager at The Pro’s Closet (TPC) in Louisville.

He’s an avid biker — much like the rest of TPC’s staff — but he’s not talking about how fast he can spin gears on two wheels.

Calandrella is standing in TPC’s 130,000-square-foot space that quadruples as a bike retail outlet, refurbishment factory, vintage bike museum and digital retailer headquarters.

“If we have anything, we have space,” he says.

Roughly the size of your average Costco, there are scooters available for staff to ride from one end of the building to the other, saving time moving between hundreds of brands and thousands of models on site.

In one week, Calandrella oversees a staff of more than 100 who help move 1,000 bikes through a robust 10

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TPC is opening its retail space to the community. Photo courtesy TCP.

“The faster we can do this, the less cost we put into refurbishing the bike and the better value to the customer on the other end,” he says, adding the present operation is a result of more than a decade of work.

Maria Uspenski bought her first bike from TPC in 2012 after her car broke down. Since then, she says she’s bought at least half a dozen bikes from them.

“Once you become a client there, you probably become a client several times,” she says.

A few days ago she traded in her road bike for a gravel bike.

She says the customer service, cycling advice and how easy it’s been to buy and trade bikes has kept her going back.

After perfecting the refurbishment process, TPC is now focused on the inperson customer experience and has been pilot testing its retail space for the last nine months.

Since moving to its facility in Louisville (1900 Taylor Ave.) just before the pandemic, the company hasn’t

141-point inspection refurbishment process.

“When we’re at a brisk run, we can move a bike from the bay door to being listed on our website in under two hours,” he says as someone whizzes by on a bike test-ride, the last step before it’s ready to sell.

In those two hours, staff completes all the refurbishment, photography, cataloging and boxing steps until the bike is ready for a consumer.

Calandrella says 80% of TPC’s total bike volume is purchased from consumers around the country in exchange for cash, in-store credit or dealer trade. Of those bikes, nearly all are completely refurbished inhouse.

Internally, Calandrella says staff joke they’ve built the Paul Calandrella walks through rows of bikes ready for refurbishment. Photo by Will Matuska.

“Ferrari engine of refurbishment.”

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Now, Calandrella is ready for TPC to become a gathering place for the cycling community.

On April 29 and 30, TPC’s Great Spring Breakaway event will offer a peek at TPC’s process and new retail space, in addition to prizes, food trucks and more. “[We] want to welcome the Front Range riding community to come see what we do,” Calandrella says.

MORE THAN A BIKE SHOP

TPC was founded in Boulder by Nick Martin in 2006. At the time, Martin was living out of his van and posting refurbished bikes on eBay. A pro cyclist himself, he brought his philosophy of keeping bikes in motion longer to TPC. “Bikes are meant to be used,” the company motto goes.

For years, TPC was only an e-commerce company. Moving to a new space in Louisville three-and-a-half years ago not only let TPC expand its refurbishment operation, but also the Vintage Bicycle Museum.

The museum has more than 200

bikes on display, including bikes like John Tomac’s 1990 World Championship Yeti C-26, David Phinney’s 1984 Olympic Bike and Otis Guy’s 1978 Series I Breezer, one of the first mountain bike models.

“The historic museum sort of represents our ethos — we put a lot of value in customization,” says Calandrella. “The industry does well at scale to sell a lot of the same bike, and we try to celebrate the upgraded, the customized, the modified. We place the value on the rarities.”

TPC can warehouse 3,500 bikes, ready for online or in-store purchase. Photo by Will Matuska.

Primarily Martin’s collection, bikes get sent to the facility from “More people on bikes is good in so country and driven from Oklahoma cyclists all over the country — and many ways,” Calandrella says. “If we and Texas to pick up a bike from the it’s still growing. can help be a part of that, I’ll call that a shop. “It sort of demonstrates the curiMartin collects other parts of cycling win.” osity and, to a degree, love for the history too, as shown by the wall dedibrand.” cated to the Coors International The company has been a beneficiaBicycle Classic — an iconic race startry of the “bike boom” that brought a ed by a Boulder-based company in GREAT SPRING BREAKAWAY surge of new cyclists mid-pandemic 1975 that helped put cycling on the EVENT: 10 a.m.– 4 p.m., and left consumers struggling to find map in the U.S. Saturday, April 29 and Sunday, new bikes. While those numbers have “It’s regularly surprising to me the April 30, The Pro’s Closet, tapered off since, bicycle spending still distances people travel to get into our 1900 Taylor Ave., Louisville. building,” Calandrella says, adding that remains above pre-pandemic levels Free nationally. people have flown in from across the

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MUSIC

BY A STRING Rachel Sliker finds a home in The River Arkansas

BY ADAM PERRY

V

iolinist Rachel Sliker grew up in Colorado Springs but has spent the last two decades in Boulder, where she branched out from the classical music of her youth and found a community.

That’s where Sliker met local musician Tyler Ludwick of the band Princess Music, which she joined in 2004. “I was just starved for non-classical stuff at the time,” she remembers.

From there, Sliker quickly blossomed in the Colorado indie-rock scene — thanks in no small part to her buoyant musicianship and joyful stage presence. In addition to her work with Princess Music, she also played with Clouds and Mountains, helmed by Front Range mainstay Macon Terry, before joining Terry in the indie-Americana band The River Arkansas in 2015.

Led by singer-songwriter Mike Clark, formerly of the beloved Pueblo band The Haunted Windchimes, The River Arkansas mixes the longmissed playfulness of high-energy Colorado favorites like Dovekins with the rootsy authenticity of The Band.

With the addition of Sliker, who has a deep understanding of classical music and theory, The River Arkansas is

now able to craft songs like the title track from last year’s Waiting on the Rain EP: a layered, dynamic and moving blend of folk, rock and pop that gels Clark’s gritty and whimsical personality with complex and soaring Americana.

Sliker’s journey from classical music to The River Arkansas is similarly complex. She started playing violin at age 5 under the Suzuki method, an intensive music curriculum and teaching philosophy drawing from the tenants of language acquisition. This came at the urging of her veterinarian parents, who weren’t musicians themselves but decided Sliker and her brother, who played the flute growing up, should be.

“I don’t recall having a passion for [music] but I also don’t recall feeling like I was being forced to do something against my will,” she says.

“Eventually I got so good at it that it became part of my identity and I kinda got an ego about being good at the violin — so that was something I had to wrestle with and try to let go of and just be purely in love with music later in life.”

Sliker’s breakout from the confines of classical music began with what she calls “embarrassing stuff” like

Rachel Sliker performs with The River Arkansas. Photo by George Blosser.

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Rachel Sliker has been a fixture in the Boulder music scene since 2004. Photo courtesy the artist.

NSYNC and the pop-rock radio hits of bands like Blink-182 and Weezer. But after arriving on campus in Boulder, a whole new world began to open up.

“I feel like I didn’t necessarily love music when I was younger. Nobody had turned me on to stuff where I was like, ‘Oh my God, this is it,’” she says.

“It wasn’t until college, when I was getting introduced to Radiohead and Björk because my friends listened to it, that my mind kinda got blown a little bit.”

JOYFUL NOISE

That eventual combination of a true love of music and formal education led Sliker, who earned a bachelor’s in music theory from CU Boulder, to long-term gigs with local indie bands.

It also led to limited stints with huge artists like Gregory Alan Isakov (who included Sliker in his touring Ghost Orchestra) and Nathaniel Rateliff, with whom Sliker has performed at Red Rocks, the Newport Folk Festival and The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.

But even playing on live television at the Ed Sullivan Theater wasn’t as nerve-wracking for Sliker as the classical tradition she came from.

“I’ve done auditions for symphonies and stuff, and that’s the highest pressure situation and nothing will compare,” she says. “You can put me on national television and I guess I’m not as nervous.”

Despite her many accomplishments as a musician, there’s another milestone Sliker wants to achieve: leading her own band, with her own songs,

on vocals and guitar. She played a few shows as a bandleader before the pandemic halted her momentum, and she hopes to continue that journey soon.

In the meantime, Sliker is happy to belong to a local community of side players with whom she feels a camaraderie, from Jeb Bows of Isakov’s band to Stelth Ulvang of the Lumineers and the musicians in Nathaniel Rateliff’s horn section.

“There’s something about the instrumentalists [who] hang out together,” she says. “There’s a nerdiness — not that I’m calling those guys nerds … we’re a little bit different, and I like that vibe.”

When it comes to her collaborators in The River Arkansas, whose recently completed Green Bridge EP is on the horizon, Sliker also feels a deep kinship. Her path here may have been long and winding, with more turns yet to come, but for now she’s just happy to be making music and memories with her bandmates.

“I love those guys so much … they’re just a joy to hang out with,” she says. “I think the music comes off as being so much fun because we have so much fun together.”

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MUSIC the record: ‘Where am I going? Where do I belong?’”

Jurado at eTown Hall The answer to that quesin Boulder on Friday, tion is a knot Frances is April 14. Photo courstill untwisting. But while tesy of the artist. her odyssey of belonging may not unfold along a straight line, her path to the stage followed a more linear tack. Raised by a professional pianist and educator, Frances’ creative drive is partly the result of being steeped in music from a young age — including a post-senior Hannah Frances year tour with the internastill hasn’t found tional after-school music education program School what she’s looking for of Rock, whose stop at Lollapalooza served her first real taste of the limeBY JEZY J. GRAY light.

“I was constantly on stage,” she says. “My upbringing was deeply creative, and I’m really grateful for that.”

Bedrock underscores Frances’ virtuowas inhibiting me from feeling the t was the release day of her new The stage is still a welcoming place sic guitar playing and opera-trained deeper loss of all that. But once you album, and Hannah Frances for Frances, who has since sharplet something go, you’re not necessari- vocal prowess in pursuit of a sense of couldn’t stop crying. After a turbuened her own voice in her own songs place. ly freed of it.” lent year of traveling and recording, — like the 11 tracks on Bedrock, and “I’m roaming, you know / looking for The result of that letting go is a dizzythe 26-year-old songwriter’s fifth fullthose populating the new unreleased a home amongst the willows,” she ingly beautiful collection of songs length collection of music was finally full length she’s currently shopping to sings on “Pilgrim,” the album’s sparabout longing and belonging that repout in the world — a milestone worth labels. She may not have a fixed kling and sprawling centerpiece that resent a high watermark for the multicelebrating for any artist. Why, then, address, but Frances has found a slips sweetly into birdsong. “To be did it feel like someone had died? home in her music, and in the act of alone / anywhere but here.”

“I think the grief that happens bringing it to towns like Boulder. when you actually let go of someWhen it comes to the prospect of one thing is even more painful than ROAM (IF YOU WANT TO) day putting solid ground beneath her holding on to it,” she says. “Once I While Frances welcomes life’s serfeet, she draws energy from a timeactually released the album, it felt endipity, it’s no accident that she honored maxim: The destination is like I had nothing to hold on to, and spent much of 2020 making a I think that brought up more grief.” record about movement. There are the journey.

“I feel belonging in a lot of different As it turns out, Frances was holdplaces that feel something like landscapes … I love being on the ing on to a lot more than a record. home to the young musician, who road,” she says. “There are so many The time spent making her latest was raised in Philadelphia and different aspects that are challenging, self-released LP Bedrock also lived most recently in Chicago, but but I think overall it feels really direcmarked the rupture of a relationship a sense of searching colors the tional and alive for me right now. I that had offered something like staempty space in Bedrock — recordthink this is exactly where I’m supbility for the self-described “nomaded over a period of restless wanposed to be.” ic” DIY musician. While the journey dering from rural Maine to the of her new album was just beginMidwest and points in between.

Hannah Frances’ latest album Bedrock was recorded ning, Frances couldn’t shake the “I felt very uprooted, and a lot of over a restless period of wandering from rural Maine sense that something big was over. that has to do with place. I was to the midwest.

ON THE BILL: Damien “It felt like releasing a chapter of really seeking a feeling of home Jurado with Hannah disciplinary artist, herbalist and astrolo- and a sense of stability in myself, and my life. It had a lot to do with that partFrances. 7 p.m. Friday, ger. Moving like a river through turns nership, but I also just felt like I needstability with another person,” she April 14, eTown Hall, 1535 ed to close something and continue on of aching folk tenderness, ambient says. “I felt like I was on a pilgrimage Spruce St., Boulder. $28 blooms and field recordings of nature, my path,” she says. “I think holding on of some kind. That was a huge part of Hannah Frances

performs with Damien

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THEATER

ONE SMALL STEP

“It was important to give everyone’s viewpoint a fair representation,” Smart says. “Theater can fall into the trap of preaching to the choir, so I like to shake things up and bring in different ideas.

We have Pete [James Giordano], who is against the war and going to fight,

with the National New Play Network.

BETC is the last of three theater companies co-debuting the work in the United States, after Riverside Theatre Apollo 15 moon landing launches a contemporary of Iowa and the New Jersey Repertory political conversation in BETC world premiere Company.

“I had seen Mat’s play Midwinter at the Colorado New Play Summit,

BY TONI TRESCA and I loved it, so I requested to read his new script because I been more divided, but they liked his work,” Beasley says. laywright and traveler Mat should look at this period,” “There are some plays that I have Smart has been to all 50 says director and BETC to share immediately; Eden states, and there’s one thing Associate Artistic Director Prairie, 1971, was one of the he’s noticed: We don’t talk to each Heather Beasley. “Mat places plays we all agreed quickly was a other anymore. us on a historic day and uses wonderful fit for [BETC].”

“Frankly, how divided we are conThe play’s script arrives in cerns me,” Smart says. “I was interest- the Vietnam War as a backdrop for the piece. History is Boulder with new edits from ed in writing a play that explored a most accessible when we Smart, who — having seen it pertime when there was similar divisiveview it through people’s stoformed by two other companies ness to understand how we worked ries, and we care about the — incorporated feedback from through it. I’m interested in using 1971 people who lived through it. previous production teams, casts as a flashpoint to engage with that This story is a beautiful, and audiences. moment in history, but also as a lens detailed look at how it impact“The structure hasn’t changed, for us to view today.” ed three people’s lives.” so it has really been like going Smart’s desire to spark contempoThe play is set at midnight down the elevator deeper into the rary political conversations in a histori“I’m interested in using 1971 as a flashpoint to engage with in rural Minnesota on the mine shaft,” Smart says. “I am cal setting was channeled into his that moment in history, but also as a lens for us to view today,” night of the Apollo 15 moon always trying to find great depth in Vietnam War-era play Eden Prairie, says Eden Prairie, 1971 playwright Mat Smart. landing, as a “draft dodger” the play. I feel like [after the two 1971, which is currently being proreturns to visit a woman from other premieres], the characters duced at the Dairy Arts Center by the and Rachel [Kate Hebert] on the other his past. But rather than present an are more complicated and the Butterfly Effect Theatre Company of end of the spectrum. … And her mom overly moralistic love story, Smart set moments cut more.”

Colorado (BETC) through April 29.

[Adrian Egolf] presents a third way of out to create a play with characters In addition to being the play’s final “People living in our political being that doesn’t fit neatly into liberal who had vastly different values. premiere, the Boulder run of Eden moment feel like our nation has never or conservative categories.”

Prairie also serves as the last producEden Prairie gives audiences tion for BETC co-founders Stephen the chance to watch these old Weitz and Rebecca Remaly before friends go toe-to-toe in heated the husband-and-wife team departs debates as the single-setting from their leadership positions at the play’s 90-minute duration end of the 2022-2023 season. unfolds in real time.

“Eden Prairie, 1971, is a fitting cap“At one point, they argue stone to what’s been an exciting and about the 1968 presidential diverse season,” Weitz says. “I election and about how Richard couldn’t be more delighted that we’re Nixon beat Hubert Humphrey finishing with the world premiere of a by less than .7 points,” says new American play that will touch Smart. “Close elections resoaudience members’ hearts and souls nate today because we are and brains in equal measure. That’s used to these razor-thin marthe definition of a BETC play.” gins; it is nothing new that elections are so close, but it is fun to have that argument through ON STAGE: Eden Prairie, the lens of history.”

1971 by Mat Smart.

Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays at 7:30 p.m. and ‘A FITTING CAPSTONE’ Sundays at 2 p.m. through The play’s Boulder debut is a April 29, Dairy Arts Center, history-making event itself as 2590 Walnut St., Boulder. $40 the final production of Eden James Giordano and Kate Hebert in the ongoing BETC production of Eden Prairie, 1971. Photo by Prairie’s rolling world premiere Michael Ensminger.

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A&C NEWS BRIEFS

SIGHTLINES Boulder County arts and culture news, at a glance

BY BOULDER WEEKLY STAFF

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e love our local arts scene here in Boulder County — but with so much going on, it can be hard to keep up. That’s why Boulder Weekly is bringing you our regular round-up of goings-on in the world of performing and visual arts, film, music and more. Here’s a snapshot of what’s happening locally, so you don’t have to miss a beat.

CASH FLOW COLORFUL COLORADO R Gallery seeks artists for new state show

Boulder’s R Gallery + Wine Bar (2027 Broadway) is looking for artists to participate in its upcoming Colorful Colorado exhibition to “celebrate the diverse and vibrant culture of the state by showcasing art that depicts scenes or activities related to Colorado.”

The gallery space welcomes all artists living and working in the Centennial State, regardless of medium — from landscapes and cityscapes to portraits, abstract works and points in between.

Artists may submit up to 12 work samples with a $30 entry fee.

Colorful Colorado will be on display at the downtown art gallery from June 7 through July 16. Deadline for entry is Sunday, May 14. Submit your application through the QR code above.

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Venue and artist hiring funds available once again It’s no secret that the pandemic marked a major challenge for the roughly 10% of the local workforce employed in the creative industries.

That’s why the Boulder Arts Commission is adding more money to arts-related funds made available through the American Rescue Plan Act (ARPA).

The commission recently dedicated an extra $21,000 to its Venue and Online Event Affordability Funds during a meeting on March 22. This money is available to provide venue rental assistance for local arts orgs along with coverage for expenses related to personal protection equipment, COVID-19 testing and online programming.

Other ARPA funding opportunities include Artist Hiring Incentive Grants for nonprofits to employ local visual, performing and literary artists to perform or create new work. Learn more about available funds at boulderarts.org.

ROCK THE BLOCK

City grants support connection through art The City of Boulder’s Neighborhood Services has opened its Neighborhood Connection Grants for 2023, including its Healing Together initiative to “provide resources to help communities heal together through art, music, and dance.”

The program brings a slate of interactive arts programming to local neighborhoods and community groups, designed to strengthen resolve and connection after the collective traumas of recent years. This year’s performing and visual arts programs include Seen

by Creativity Alive, Healing Together with Luna Cultura and The Cultural Hip-Hop ‘n’ Art Experience by Mi Chantli.

Scan the QR code above to apply

by Friday, April 21.

PURSE STRINGS

Help Longmont Symphony Orchestra meet fundraising goal Want to support classical music in Boulder County? The Longmont Symphony Orchestra is halfway to

the goal of its March Forth to 50K fund drive, and your support can help push them over the finish line before the end of the ongoing concert season.

“Your donation will go directly to the effort of getting our musicians to a compensation level which is competitive with other similar orchestras in our area,” a representative wrote in an April 8 email regarding the fundraising campaign.

Make your tax-deductible donation today by calling 303-772-5796 or scanning the accompanying QR code.

SLOW BURN

Creative opportunities for Marshall Fire survivors As our community continues to reel from the most destructive wildfire in state history, Lafayette’s pARTicular Art Gallery and Teaching Studio (401 S. Public Road) is continuing the long recovery process by providing free art-making opportunities for survivors in 2023.

From art classes and drop-in studio time to free participation in the gallery’s biannual 6x5 Community Show and a year-long community quilting project, there are plenty of opportunities for Marshall Fire survivors to explore creative paths to healing.

For more details, visit bit.ly/ MarshallFireArts.

Got local art news? Email BW culture editor Jezy J. Gray at jgray@boulderweekly.com.

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LONGMONT PUBLIC MEDIA — SHORTS FORUM 7-9 p.m. Thursday, April 13, Longmont Public Media, 457 Fourth Ave. $5

Good things come in small packages — just ask local filmmaker John Williams, who invites you to Longmont Public Media for a screening of locally submitted short films. Whether you want to submit your own movie or just grab a seat and enjoy the show, you won’t want to miss this BoCo cinematic celebration.

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5000 EYES: MAPPING THE UNIVERSE WITH DESI

7-8 p.m. Thursday, April 13, Fiske Planetarium, 2414 Regent Drive, Boulder. $12 Using 5,000 independently operated robots, the Dark Energy Spectroscopic Instrument (DESI) is creating perhaps “the most detailed map of our nearby universe.” Fiske Planetarium invites you to come learn more about this scientific triumph and the people who created it during this jaw-dropping show on the CU Boulder campus.

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THE MIKE STANLEY COMEDY SHOW 8-11 p.m. Friday, April 14, The Louisville Underground, 640 Main St. $15

Before landing on the Front Range, Denver comedian Mike Stanley cut his stand-up teeth in the Great Lakes region, where his straightforward style gained him recognition as an honest, quick-witted storyteller. He’ll be taking over The Louisville Underground on Friday for a show that’ll have you in stitches.

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OPEN GAIT ART PARADE

1-3 p.m. Saturday, April 15, Boulder Public Library, 1001 Arapahoe Ave. Free Dress in black, wear white gloves, and let your creations shine at this year’s Open Gait Art Parade, a roaming local art showcase taking place all around downtown Boulder on Saturday. Got more than one piece you’d like to showcase on the walk? Bring a friend along.

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COMMUNITY YARD SALE

8 a.m.-1 p.m. Saturday, April 15, Hope Boulder, 4705 Baseline Road, Boulder.

Hope Boulder hosts a multi-family yard sale including sports equipment, TVs, clothes, furniture, decor, art and more.

Head down on Saturday to find that item you didn’t know you needed, but have to have — and keep it out of the landfill.

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BOULDER CHILDREN’S CHORALE CONCERT

11 a.m.-noon Saturday, April 15, Longmont Public Library, 409 Fourth Ave. Free Celebrate the role of literature in our lives with a bookish performance from the Boulder Children’s Chorale at the Longmont Public Library. This interactive music and storytelling event is open to all ages, but is best suited for preschool through early elementary school-aged kids. No registration required.

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BOULDER IRISH SESSION

2-4:30 p.m. East Simpson Coffee Company, 201 E. Simpson St., Lafayette. Free Sunday afternoon will bring more than just a cup of Joe at East Simpson Coffee Company, as Lynn Stewart hosts an Irish jam session at the cozy Lafayette shop.

And if you want to get in on the fun, bring your instrument; the group welcomes players of all skill levels.

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TEEN BLACKSMITHING

Noon-3 p.m. Boulder Jewish Community Center, 6007 Oreg Ave. $75 Know a young person who wants to pick up a new skill? Boulder JCC invites local teens to join master blacksmith and instructor Erik Stevenson for an afternoon of hands-on fun. Teens will work with traditional blacksmith tools to create their own spoon or leaf key ring in a safe and supervised environment.

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TRAUMA-INFORMED YOGA SERIES

4-4:45 p.m. Tuesday, April 18, Heart-Centered Yoga Studio, 1455 Dixon Ave., Suite 210, Lafayette. $25 Janine D’Anniballe, director of trauma services at Mental Health Partners and Moving to End Sexual Assault (MESA), continues a four-week, trauma-informed yoga series designed to explore the science behind the benefits of yoga on traumatic stress. Yoga mats and props will be provided for in-person participants.

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3 p.m. St. John’s Episcopal Church, 1419 Pine St., Boulder. $15

4 p.m. (Sunday) and 7:30 p.m. (Monday) Grusin Music Hall, CU Boulder, 1020 18th St. $47

AFRICAN SINGING FIESTA

Looking for a fun-filled afternoon of music? Head to St. John’s Episcopal Church on Sunday afternoon for a dazzling performance by Nii Armah and the 1000 Voices. You’ll get swept up in calland-response songs, chants and choreography during the return of the church’s African Singing Fiesta series.

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TAKÁCS QUARTET

Called “matchless [in] their supreme artistry” by The Guardian, the Grammywinning Takács Quartet has been a CU Boulder institution for more than 30 years. Don’t miss the stirring chamber ensemble as they’re joined by classical accordion and bandoneon virtuoso Julien Labro during two in-person performances as part of the CU Presents series.

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GUIDED GROUP ENERGY HEALINGS

11-11:45 a.m., The Healing Studio, 18 Garden Center, Broomfield. $20 Who couldn’t use a bit more balance in their lives? This group meditation session at The Healing Studio in Broomfield will “guide you through a visualization and bring in a flow of energy to facilitate the intended balancing,” with a focus on reaching your full potential.

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ON THE BILL: Denver indie-pop darlings Tennis return for a homecoming show at Mission Ballroom on the heels of the band’s latest full-length, Pollen, with support from Canadian trio LOVING. See listing for details.

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MADDY O’NEAL WITH K+LAB AND TWOSCOOPS. 9 p.m. Aggie Theatre, 204 S. College Ave., Fort Collins. $15

DOGS IN A PILE WITH MR. MOTA. 8:30 p.m. Fox Theatre, 1135 13th St., Boulder. $11

THE BASEMENT BLUES PROJECT. 6 p.m. BOCO Cider, 1501 Lee Hill Drive, Unit 14, Boulder. Free

100 GECS WITH MACHINE GIRL. 8 p.m. Mission Ballroom, 4242 Wynkoop St., Denver. $40

NATTALI RIZE. 9 p.m. Ophelia’s Electric Soapbox, 1215 20th St., Denver. $18

JAKE LEG DUO. 9 p.m. Velvet Elk Lounge, 2037 13th St., Boulder. Free

SCREAMING FEMALES. 7:30 p.m.

Marquis Theater, 2009 Larimer St., Denver. $18

CLAY ROSE OF GASOLINE LOLLIPOPS WITH MIKE CLARK. 7 p.m. Roots Music Project, 4747 Pearl Street, Suite V3A, Boulder. $25. Story at boulderweekly.com JOANNE SHAW TAYLOR. 8 p.m.

Paramount Theatre, 1621 Glenarm Place, Denver. $30

FRID AY, APRIL 14 AN EVENING WITH BOB MOSES. 8 p.m. Fox Theatre, 1135 13th St., Boulder. $40 BONEY JAMES. 8 p.m. Boulder Theater, 2032 14th St. $40 TENNIS WITH LOVING. 8 p.m. Mission Ballroom, 4242 Wynkoop St., Denver. $30.

Story at boulderweekly.com FOXFEATHER WITH THE RIVER ARKANSAS AND SARA FARMER. 8 p.m. The Caribou Room, 55 Indian Peaks Drive, Nederland. $20 Story on p. 13 AUDIEN WITH CODEKO AND DANNY QUEST. 9 p.m. Ogden Theatre, 935 E. Colfax Ave., Denver. $25

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S UN DAY, A P RI L 16 VIEUX FARKA TOURÉ WITH JARON MARSHALL (OF BLACK PUMAS).

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Boulder Theater, 2032 14th St. $25 POP EVIL. 8 p.m. Gothic Theatre, 3263 S. Broadway, Englewood. $35 DJ GOODIE. 7 p.m. Velvet Elk Lounge, 2037 13th St., Boulder. Free

M ON DAY, A P RI L 17 NIKKI LANE WITH LEROY FROM THE NORTH. 8 p.m. Bluebird Theater, 3317 E. Colfax Ave., Denver. $27

TUE S DAY, A P RI L 18 THE NUDE PARTY WITH BREANNA BARBARA AND HEATED BONES. 8 p.m. Bluebird Theater, 3317 E. Colfax Ave., Denver. $20

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here are some months when life in Colorado is an embarrassment of riches.

April is one such month.

And those craving moving images and good conversation will have two exceptional choices this weekend.

Hatidže Muratova in Honeyland. Photo courtesy Neon.

Let’s start in Boulder with the Ebert Interruptus film Down in Denver, the 14th series during the 75th Women+Film Festival takes over the Sie Conference on World Affairs at Film Center on Colfax Avenue, April CU, April 13-14. This year’s con13-16, with this festival marking the ference is devoted to one topic retirement of festival founder Barbara — the climate crisis — which Bridges. every panel, event and discusWomen+Film’s opening night movie, sion will address from a bevy of Judy Blume Forever, is a by-the-numviewpoints. And at the conferbers documentary exploring Blume’s ence’s annual cinematic showbiography, books and legacy through case, the subject will be explored interviews with the author and the many through a screening and discusshe inspired. What makes Judy Blume sion of Honeyland, a 2019 nonForever compelling is the plethora of fiction film from Macedonia about archival materials directors Davina beekeeper Hatidže Muratova.

Pardo and Leah Wolchok weave in Fiftysomething Muratova is a about Blume’s fight against censorship wild beekeeper, possibly the last and the efforts to have her books in Europe, living high in the banned.

Lozovo hills with no running That was back in the 1970s. And water and her 85-year-old mothhere we are, hot on the heels of 2022, er. It’s like the land time forgot — a hellish year for books being banned, until neighbors move in next challenged and restricted in public instidoor, bringing domesticated livetutions. Sex, then and now, is the trigstock with them. And despite ger that seems to rile up the censors.

Muratova’s coaching on how to Thankfully, there are few better to walk live in this remote land and farm you through all that noise than Blume. honey, the neighbors alter the She was a guide through the tough precarious balance needed to stuff for children, teens and adults alike. survive.

And at 85, she’s still got it.

“Honeyland may sadly chart a fall, both local and existential, but it eventually finds its way to resON SCREEN: Ebert Interruptus toration of a sort,” Ebert at the Conference on World Interruptus host Josh Larsen Affairs, April 13-14, UMC East writes. “Hatidže’s rhythms have Ballroom, CU Boulder | undoubtedly changed, in painful Women+Film Festival, April ways, but she’s also regained her 13-16, Sie Film Center, 2510 E. equilibrium in the film’s final Colfax Ave., Denver. moments.”

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ASTROLOGY

BY ROB BREZSNY ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19): I hope that in the coming weeks, you will keep your mind bubbling with zesty mysteries. I hope you’ll exult in the thrill of riddles that are beyond your current power to solve. If you cultivate an appreciation of uncanny uncertainties, life will soon begin bringing you uncanny certainties.

Do you understand the connection between open-hearted curiosity and fertile rewards?

Don’t merely tolerate the enigmas you are immersed in — love them!

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20): An old sadness is ripening into practical wisdom. A confusing loss is about to yield a clear revelation you can use to improve your life. In mysterious ways, a broken heart you suffered in the past may become a wild card that inspires you to deepen and expand your love. Wow and hallelujah, Taurus! I’m amazed at the turnarounds that are in the works for you. Sometime in the coming weeks, what wounded you once upon a time will lead to a vibrant healing. Wonderful surprise!

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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20): What is the true and proper symbol for your sign, Gemini?

Twins standing shoulder to shoulder as they gaze out on the world with curiosity? Or two lovers embracing each other with mischievous adoration in their eyes? Both scenarios can accurately represent your energy, depending on your mood and the phase you’re in. In the coming weeks, I advise you to draw on the potency of both. You will be wise to coordinate the different sides of your personality in pursuit of a goal that interests them all. And you will also place yourself in harmonious alignment with cosmic rhythms as you harness your passionate urge to merge in a good cause.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22): Some scientists speculate that more people suffer from allergies than ever before because civilization has over-sanitized the world. The fetish for scouring away germs and dirt means that our immune systems don’t get enough practice in fending off interlopers. In a sense, they are “bored” because they have too little to do.

That’s why they fight stuff that’s not a threat, like tree pollens and animal dander. Hence, we develop allergies to harmless substances. I hope you will apply this lesson as a metaphor in the coming weeks, fellow Cancerian. Be sure the psychological component of your immune system isn’t warding off the wrong people and things. It’s healthy for you to be protective, but not hyper-over-protective in ways that shut out useful influences.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22): One night in 1989, Leo evolutionary biologist Margie Profet went to sleep and had a dream that revealed to her new information about the nature of menstruation. The dream scene was a cartoon of a woman’s reproductive system. It showed little triangles being carried away by the shed menstrual blood. Eureka! As Profet lay in bed in the dark, she intuited a theory that no scientist had ever guessed: that the sloughed-off uterine lining had the key function of eliminating pathogens, represented by the triangles. In subsequent years, she did research to test her idea, supported by studies with electron microscopes. Now her theory is regarded as fact. I predict that many of you Leos will soon receive comparable benefits. Practical guidance will be available in your dreams and twilight awareness and altered states. Pay close attention!

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22): You don’t know what is invisible to you. The truths that are out of your reach may as well be hiding. The secret agendas you are not aware of are indeed secret. That’s the not-so-good news, Virgo. The excellent news is that you now have the power to uncover the rest of the story, at least some of it. You will be able to penetrate below the surface and find buried riches. You will dig up missing information whose absence has prevented you from understanding what has been transpiring.

There may be a surprise or two ahead, but they will ultimately be agents of healing.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22): Visionary philosopher Buckminster Fuller referred to pollution as a potential resource we have not yet figured out how to harvest. A company called Algae Systems does exactly that. It uses wastewater to grow algae that scrub carbon dioxide from the atmosphere and yield carbon-negative biofuels. Can we invoke this approach as a metaphor that’s useful to you? Let’s dream up examples. Suppose you’re a creative artist.

You could be inspired by your difficult emotions to compose a great song, story, painting, or dance. Or if you’re a lover who is in pain, you could harness your suffering to free yourself of a bad old habit or ensure that an unpleasant history doesn’t repeat itself. Your homework, Libra, is to figure out how to take advantage of a “pollutant” or two in your world.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21): Soon you will graduate from your bumpy lessons and enter a smoother, silkier phase. You will find refuge from the naysayers as you create a liberated new power spot for yourself. In anticipation of this welcome transition, I offer this motivational exhortation from poet Gwendolyn Brooks: “Say to them, say to the down-keepers, the sunslappers, the self-soilers, the harmony-hushers, ‘Even if you are not ready for day, it cannot always be night.’” I believe you are finished with your worthwhile but ponderous struggles, Scorpio. Get ready for an excursion toward luminous grace.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21): I periodically seek the counsel of a Sagittarian psychic.

She’s half-feral and sometimes speaks in riddles. She tells me she occasionally converses by phone with a person she calls “the ex-Prime Minister of Narnia.” I confided in her that lately it has been a challenge for me to keep up with you Sagittarians because you have been expanding beyond the reach of my concepts.

She gave me a pronouncement that felt vaguely helpful, though it was also a bit over my head: “The Archer may be quite luxuriously curious and furiously hilarious; studiously lascivious and victoriously delirious; salubriously industrious but never lugubriously laborious.”

Here’s how I interpret that: Right now, pretty much anything is possible if you embrace unpredictability.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19): “I’m not insane,” says Capricorn actor Jared Leto. “I’m voluntarily indifferent to conventional rationality.” That attitude might serve you well in the coming weeks. You could wield it to break open opportunities that were previously closed due to excess caution. I suspect you’re beginning a fun phase of self-discovery when you will learn a lot about yourself. As you do, I hope you will experiment with being at least somewhat indifferent to conventional rationality. Be willing to be surprised. Be receptive to changing your mind about yourself.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18): People of all genders feel urges to embellish their native beauty with cosmetic enhancements. I myself haven’t done so, but I cheer on those who use their flesh for artistic experiments. At the same time, I am also a big fan of us loving ourselves exactly as we are. And I’m hoping that in the coming weeks, you will emphasize the latter over the former. I urge you to indulge in an intense period of maximum self-appreciation.

Tell yourself daily how gorgeous and brilliant you are. Tell others, too! Cultivate a glowing pride in the gifts you offer the world. If anyone complains, tell them you’re doing the homework your astrologer gave you.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20): I encourage you to amplify the message you have been trying to deliver. If there has been any shyness or timidity in your demeanor, purge it. If you have been less than forthright in speaking the whole truth and nothing but the truth, boost your clarity and frankness. Is there anything you could do to help your audience be more receptive? Any tenderness you could express to stimulate their willingness and ability to see you truly?

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s an unabashed pasta lover, friends told me I had to watch a TikTok cooking video. I don’t want to spoil the plot, but it opens with an oxymoron and goes off the rails technique-wise. It’s downhill from there.

“We’re making fresh pasta out of pasta,” says the TikTok influencer with the username @foodsfuns3.

The cheery host proceeds to break up a box of dry spaghetti into a blender and pulverizes it.

The pasta tutorial continues as she pours the powdered pasta on a counter, cracks an egg on top and works it into a dough ball she pounds and flattens with a rolling pin.

Cutting the sheet into rough strips, @foodsfuns3 boils them and dishes them topped with heated, jarred tomato sauce, dried oregano and shredded mozzarella.

Not unexpectedly, those of the Italian persuasion reacted to this abomination as if their ancestors had been insulted.

I was wide-eyed, gasping, laughing and slightly revolted as I watched the

Stefano and Rachel Demartin, owners of

silliness. It was like a pasta parody.

However, since I suffer from agerelated TikTok intolerance, I wondered: Was I missing something great about @foodsfuns3’s noodle creativity?

The only recourse was to force two Boulder professionals to sit through the video and offer me in-person counseling.

Stefano and Rachel Demartin recently opened Pasta Press. The sunny shop in downtown Boulder offers scratch-made fresh pasta from Italian ingredients. They sell it by the pound and as prepared noodle entrées with classic sauces.

For instance, their memorable fettuccine carbonara features freshly made noodles lightly boiled and coated with a spot-on sauce of eggs, imported pancetta, and black pepper with aged Parmesan on top. The kitchen also prepares authentic focaccia, panna cotta and tiramisu, all mainly for takeout.

The couple — he’s an engineer, she’s a web designer — decided to

open shop in Boulder because they didn’t find anyone locally making pasta like they enjoyed when they lived with their kids in Italy.

Italian-born Stefano watched the TikTok and was initially bemused and polite.

“It’s kind of ingenious and creative,” he says with a grin.

“But really, I don’t see why you would do it. The spaghetti is just hard durum wheat and water. In Italy, they definitely wouldn’t call that ‘fresh’ pasta,” he says.

The basic problem, says Rachel, is that it is easier, cheaper and faster to make fresh pasta from scratch at home.

“I watched the video and wondered why she doesn’t just use pasta flour,” she says. “It’s not that hard to find in stores and online. The way she made it, the noodles will be very grainy.”

Sefano shows me how Pasta Press noodles are made. He mixes semolina and water in an Italian-made machine which extrudes it through a brass die. The pasta dough is pressed into sheets and sliced into various widths.

“It’s simple and only takes a few minutes, even if you do everything by hand,” he says.

When it comes to cooking pasta, the couple strongly objected to the way @ foodsfuns3 composed the meal. For starters, she under-salts the boiling

water and adds oil under the mistaken belief that it prevents noodles from sticking together.

“We always finish the boiled pasta in sauce on the stove so it absorbs the flavor. You would never add a dried herb at that point. Maybe some fresh basil or oregano as a garnish. I did not like the mozzarella,” Rachel says ­­— this is pasta, not a pizza.

For Stefano, the bottom line is that it is faster, cheaper and results in a better taste to make pasta from scratch rather than reverse engineering it in this bizarre way.

I’m not that much of a snob. Jarred spaghetti sauce can be easily tweaked and dry pasta upgraded into a fine meal. The TikTok cooking influencer insists “there are no rules for making pasta this way.”

She is wrong. There is one rule: It has to taste good.

I would allow @foodsfuns3 more leeway except for one inescapable truth: What she cooked looked like long, grainy, chewy dumplings that were likely to taste yucky.

If you want to learn how to make fresh pasta, there are plenty of accurate YouTube videos to watch and classes to attend. Both major Boulder home-cooking venues, Food Lab and Auguste Escoffier School of Culinary Arts, host fresh pasta workshops on April 16. Sur La Table has a class on May 14.

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LOCAL FOOD NEWS ● Colorado brews took home seven medals at the 2023 Best of Craft Beer Awards, including Czech Yourself, a pilsener from Niwot’s Fritz Family Brewers, and Cerveza Mecanica from Liquid Mechanics in Lafayette. ● There were 13 Colorado semi-finalists for the 2023 James Beard Foundation Awards, but only one finalist survived. Chef Michael Diaz de Leon, of Denver’s BRUTØ, made the finals in the Best Chef: Mountain Region category. BRUTØ is a sister eatery to Boulder’s Basta. ● Marrocco’s Family Dining, an Italian-American eatery, is open for the season in Ward. A few hills over, the Gold Hill Inn opens for its 61st season on May 5.

ROADSIDE ATTRACTIONS: FINDING PAPA BURGER The next time you’re in Berthoud, be sure to visit one of the few surviving Burger Family statues in Colorado at the A&W Restaurant. In 1963, Burger Family fiberglass statues first appeared at A&W Root Beer stands when the iconic Papa Burger, Mama Burger and Baby Burger were introduced. The Teen Burger arrived in 1964. By 1974, A&W swapped the family for the Great Root Bear mascot.

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hen Pat McGaughran opened The Rio in Fort Collins in 1986, it was just 19 tables and a small closet where he and a couple buddies made margaritas for a small but vibrant crowd of musicians and hippies. McGaughran and his then-partners, Andre and Steven Mouton, had moved up from Houston hoping to escape the summer heat and enjoy the leisurely pace of a Colorado college town. The Moutons played in a reggae and ska band and were chasing the dream, while McGaughran worked in HVAC and was looking to sink his teeth into something where he could call the shots.

None of the three had any restaurant experience, though all of them grew up in large Catholic families.

McGaughran was the seventh of eight children while the Moutons were two of a whopping 15.

“With big families like that you never went out to eat but you were always cooking for lots of people,” says McGaughran, noting that he lent a hand in both his own home kitchen and over at the Mouton’s place while still a kid.

Fresh out of high school, the trio would routinely dip down to Mexico to set up hammocks and enjoy the beaches of anywhere the scene popped.

“We’d knock around Mexico and discover that the culture and the food is just so warm,” says McGaughran. So when a friend moved to Fort Collins in the early ’80s, McGaughran says they took the opportunity to set up a new crash pad.

There are now five locations of The Rio, with the entire company employing nearly 500 people. Boulder was the second to open, with the original space on east Pearl debuting in 1989. It’s been in its current digs (1101 Walnut St.) since 1997.

In 2019, the massive three-story restaurant on the corner of 11th and Walnut received a full-scale makeover.

The main bar was relocated to the center of the restaurant and the lounge area was assembled on the second floor. The rooftop was the least altered, though the springtime staple was rearranged for greater efficiency.

The renovation has certainly helped situate The Rio among Pearl Street’s continued trend into chicness. “They referred to us as the tired old party animal,” says McGaughran with a laugh.

“It was just kinda a call to action. As far as I’m concerned we’ve got the best corner in Boulder. What you need to do is own the space you’ve built.”

McGaughran says that the changes

are largely cosmetic. The bulk of Rio’s menu has gone largely unaltered since its debut. The fajitas are still the star of the show and the beans, rice and tortillas are still prepared from scratch each morning. Culinary Director Erich Whisenhut, who has held the position for 22 years, spices things up with rotating taco specials, salads and tostadas. The margaritas are still a big draw, though the food has become more of a main attraction. Don’t leave without getting the diabla shrimp empanadas.

McGaughran insists that the prodigious durability across nearly four decades is based in the restaurant’s culture.

“One of our main motivations from the start was to create a decent place to work. Can we do something where we feel good about what we’re doing?

That’s really been a compass for us,” he says. “The focus is creating an atmosphere and experience that’s welcoming. And that changes a bit over time.”

While The Rio’s claim to fame was once that it served more Jose Cuervo

than any restaurant group in the country, McGaughran says “that distinction has become a little bit more irrelevant.”

These days, servers are equipped to recommend specific varieties from a large selection of tequilas, mezcals and sotols with aplomb. As diners have become more sophisticated, so too has The Rio. McGaughran says the demographic is still the revelry-seekers. “We provide sanctuary from the troubles of the world while serving the best dang Mexican food this side of the Rio Grande,” he says with a grin. “I think that the notion of sanctuary has always been fundamental to our longevity.”

While The Rio is anything but subtle, it has remained an institution by implementing subtle changes with finesse.

McGaughran seems to have a supernatural sense for knowing when the iron is hot and having the vision to keep joy as the place’s foundation.

“They celebrate life here, they celebrate death here, they meet their future ex here,” he says.

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OUT OF PRISON, INTO THE BIZ After years in the system, one New York man is launching the world’s first dispensary run entirely by formerly incarcerated people

the skills and the charisma to make that happen.”

When a friend in Massachusetts who owned a dispensary reached out and offered him a job, Marte was excited by the prospect — only to discover that anyone with a record like his couldn’t legally work in Massachusetts’ cannabis industry.

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hen Coss Marte first got into New York City’s cannabis industry in the ’90s he was just 11 years old. But he was a natural entrepreneur. He started his own delivery business and hustled street corners, turning and burning a lot of product and making good money along the way.

At 13, Marte was arrested for the first time. He was at a park in his Lower East Side neighborhood — a part of the city NYPD has historically overpoliced. They found weed and took him into custody.

That was the beginning of a long period in Marte’s life. He was in and out of prison for various drug offenses, living on couches in between, unable to get steady work because of his record and eventually getting sucked into selling harder drugs, getting arrested again and starting all over.

It’s a common story for New Yorkers like Marte. His neighborhood was one of seven in New York City that made up 75% of the state’s prison population.

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Coss Marte (center) with partners Junior Martinez (left) and Alfredo Anguiera (right).

Watch, there are currently 22,386 people in New York prisons for drug offenses.

Despite the obstacles, Marte has launched a successful international fitness program known as CONBODY, and is now preparing to open the world’s first cannabis dispensary run entirely by formerly incarcerated people: CONBUD. “I want to change people’s perceptions of … formerly incarcerated people,” Marte says. “I want to make a statement and show that we have untapped talent, we have the intelligence to run a business, that we have

Most states have a similar law — New York and Colorado included.

People with felonies on their records are prohibited from participating in the cannabis industry at any level. In this state, Gov. Jared Polis has instituted a cannabis-crimes pardon program that also has a record expungement element. Those who complete the application process and are granted a pardon can get a job in Colorado’s cannabis industry.

However, New York State took that a step further. Its Marijuana Regulation and Taxation Action Act of 2021 stipulat-

ed that five “social and economic equity” classes should get 50% of the employment opportunities in the state’s cannabis industry. And one of those five classes was formerly incarcerated individuals.

“I was like, ‘They wrote this for me,’” Marte says.

He got all the paperwork in order and when state dispensary applications opened in February of 2022, he and his business partners, Alredo Angueira and Junior Martinez, were waiting at midnight, refreshing the page, poised to be the first to submit their application. They would later learn it wasn’t on a firstcome-first-served basis — but they were first nevertheless.

“We are committed to leveraging New York’s recreational cannabis industry to bring much-needed employment stability to those who have been affected by it,” Angueira, who is also a lawyer and community advocate, said in a press release.

“CONBUD will be a dispensary, an interactive experience, and an opportunity for millions of cannabis consumers to confront New York’s history while playing an active role in rewriting it,” Martinez said.

CONBUD is currently scouting locations in Manhattan and hoping to open in fall 2023.

When it does, Marte will have come full circle. He will have gone from selling weed on the streets to owning a first-of-its-kind dispensary that’s taking a massive swing at the cultural stigmas of cannabis and cannabis crime.

“It’s been a crazy journey,” Marte says. “I feel like I’m living in the Twilight Zone.”

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