Complicating student life, one app at a time. OCCT
Athletics
$1.5 mil. • Download routes, schedules, and fire escape procedures. Undergraduates only.
$900,000 • Create your own scores, scandals, and botched coverups. Pretend to be a real D-1 school!
Weather
Lois Locator
Free • It’s cloudy, get over it. Stop bitching and buy an umbrella. Updates available twice yearly.
$375,000 • Get notified when she leaves the ivory tower. Not available on campus.
Tuition Tracker
Harpur Advising
$16,500+ • Watch the only reason you chose S.U.N.Y. slowly slip away. Be glad you’re graduating soon.
Pipe Dream Worthless • Last week’s headlines, today! See if you made Weekend Warrior or Police Watch.
4 hours of your time • Got questions? We don’t have the answers. Transfer into S.O.M. OCCT
Athletics
Tuition Tracker
Pipe Dream
Weather
Lois Locator
Hippie Helper
Advising
Campus Food
Safe Ride
S.O.M.
Student Government
Safe Ride $3 • Sketchy cab driver? Check the sex-offender registry and terrorist watch list before you get in.
Whatever you feel like paying • Got angst? Need a cause? Find a protest worth holding with this random issue generator.
Student Government
Campus Food $1,500+ • Had it with diarrhea for the semester? Find out what’s open offcampus so you don’t have to eat in the dining halls.
Hippie Helper
Your social life • Follow in the footsteps of our state senators. Accomplish nothing while destroying your public image.
S.O.M. Safari
BMail
Safari
BMail
Free with housing • Surf the web at super-slow speeds. YouTube not included.
10 yrs. too late • Ignore emails from Grace Hoffner, Brian Perry, Eileen Head, and Adam Amit.
Music
Photos
4.99 GPA • Greed is good, and so are lax standards, grade inflation, and “collaborating” on exams.
Photos
Music
Your dignity • Find out what you did downtown last night and where that nasty bruise came from.
$300,000 per song • Caught downloading? Stand by as IT Services throws you under the bus.
The best mobile device becomes useless on the nation’s most hassle-filled campus. College going too well? There’s an app for that.
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