Vol. II, No. 4

VOL . 2, NO. 4

DECEMBER 16, 2022

THE YELLOW PAGES BASIS Independent Fremont Journalism Club

NAVIGATING SCHOOL LIFE: INTERVIEW SERIES

By Oriana D. and Thanisha T.

Students frequently become overburdened with schoolwork and completely forget about the importance of taking breaks and having fun. We interviewed eight students from the seventh, eighth, and high school grades about what activities they like to do during their leisure time. Hopefully, reading these students’ answers will inspire you to try some new activities in your free time.

WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU DO TO DISTRACT YOURSELF FROM HOMEWORK? High school: Bridget L.: Is this a question asking what I do to procrastinate on homework? So funny. I draw, watch Youtube, and read.

Jay T.: Youtube and going outside and walking and playing a lot of sports.

Aaryan M.: I would usually play sports or play an instrument or play sudoku.

Shamak G.: I usually watch TV or go outside and play some sports, biking, stuff like that.

A common trend we noticed among the high schoolers is that they enjoy various forms of visual entertainment and physical, outdoor activities.

Eighth grade: Isabella L.: I watch makeup-destroying videos ASMR. I also brush my cat’s teeth.

Sissi S.: I eat food and more food, and more food, and Starbucks.

Although these students’ interests were not particularly similar, we discovered that watching YouTube, caring for pets (such as walking dogs, cleaning cat litter, and feeding fish), and eating serve as common forms of relaxation.

Seventh grade: Sarat C.: I play Valorant and watch Youtube. By the way, make sure my name gets in nice and bold.

Audrey S.: I watch Netflix, play Roblox, and procrastinate. A lot.

These two seventh graders enjoy watching entertainment and playing a variety of video games. As you can see, a certain seventh grader’s wish to have his name bolded and noticeable was granted.

The majority of the high school and middle school students we spoke with seemed fond of watching television, playing video games, and going outside to play sports. Obviously, these answers are based on personal preferences. However, we strongly encourage you to try any of these activities!

BASIS JUNIOR FASHION INSIDER

By Ada Costiniano and Amanda Wu We all know that BASIS is a highly academic school…but nothing is stopping us from having fun!

Fashion is a popular means by which people exhibit their creativity. Naturally, we decided to interview 11 juniors on how they value fashion in their daily lives.

First, we asked them to rate their level of interest in fashion on a scale of one to ten. The rating averaged out to a 6.27, with a three as the lowest and a ten as the highest — not too shabby!

Next, we asked how our interviewees decide what to wear each day! The majority reported that they usually randomly select their outfit from a pile of clothes, at most making sure that what they’re wearing somewhat matches; only two of them stated that they would actually choose their outfits with intention.

Middle schoolers, are you interested in what to do to prepare for high school? If so, we’ve got you covered — we asked six high schoolers to give advice to middle schoolers, and we summarized some of the main takeaways from their answers. The following question was answered by three sophomores and two juniors.

HUMANS OF BASIS: SOARING HIGH

By Esha, Shirley, Kevin, and Alan

Jay towers over everyone in the hallway, sort

WHAT PIECE OF ADVICE WOULD YOU GIVE YOUR MIDDLE SCHOOL SELF?

of like a penguin — calm and collected, but lost at

Bridget L. (Sophomore): Try hard to get good

plex macaron to the simple yet classic chocolate chip cookie, Jay has a lot of culinary expertise. His favorite is sourdough bread, which can be surprisingly complex — requiring a combination of skill, experience, and patience as well as a perfectly fermented sourdough starter, which has to be meticulously baked.

the same time. If you have never met the guy, you

In the Yellow Pages’ previous cheesecake-mak-

can spot him in the hallways by finding his color-

ing competition, Jay’s cheesecake was Dr. Sanhita’s

ful duck masks, which range from purple to orange.

favorite by far. She was amazed by its smoothness,

He is a dedicated student; if you peek into his class-

noting that his cheesecake was better than her own

grades, but don’t be too upset if you don’t. I’m

rooms, you might see him either taking notes dili-

attempt.

sure a lot of people are going to tell you that

gently or asking intellectual questions.

Jay inherits his love for cooking from his fami-

Jay’s classmate and longtime friend, Christopher

ly, who are all passionate cooks. He loves putting

It doesn’t actually matter. When you apply for

Chen, notes his class demeanor. “He knows the bal-

together new dishes, often offering to cook dinner

colleges and camps, they don’t look at your middle

ance between learning and having fun.”

for his family under the pretense of experimenting

middle school doesn’t matter, and they’re right.

school grades, they look at your high school ones.

Jay and Christopher take AP Physics C together,

with a new recipe.

Sometimes, I wish I had more fun in middle school.

a class that uses calculus to delve into mechanical

Jay often makes Indian food, more specifically,

Learn time management, because if you don’t

physics and electromagnetism. Jay’s passion for

Gujarati food. His mother taught him how to cook

you’re going to really suffer in high school.

physics and engineering extends well beyond the

the lighter, less spicy, and sweeter cuisine. Jay is

Analysis: Trying your best does not mean you’re

classroom, where he has built his own scientific

thankful for learning his heritage and how to cook

going to reach perfection—so don’t sulk if you ar-

models.

warm home meals, as these are skills he will remem-

en’t getting A’s on all your tests. More importantly,

During term project week last year, Jay construct-

middle school is a time for growth, and it is not the

ed a wind tunnel—his first solo hands-on project.

Aaryan, his best friend, says, “Jay makes the

be-all and end-all. Middle school grades carry less

“It’s a wind chamber, where you can visualize the

smoothest toor dal — yellow lentil soup with dried

weight than high school grades do, so try not to

air flow over different bodies of solid objects using

chilies. It has the right consistency, spice level, and

stress too much.

smoke,” he explains.

taste. It brings the best flavors out of the ingredi-

“I’ve always been interested in aerodynamics,

ber for a lifetime.

ents.”

Advait A. (Junior): My middle school friends won’t

airflow, airplanes and I really wanted to build a

Even when his dishes don’t turn out the way he

be my high school friends.

project that would let me test different models that

wants them to, he strives to make the dish better.

Analysis: Always keep yourself open-minded to

I have. A wind tunnel seemed like a really good

Aditya, another one of his good friends, notes, “He

new friendships and connections, because many

place to start. I had a lot of fun making it and it gave

gave me a slice of his pizza and told me to be honest.

things in life are fleeting.

me a glimpse into engineering. My model made out

Reluctantly, I told him that it tasted pretty average

of foam was already complex to make, I can only

and that the tomato sauce was not great. He took

imagine the complexity of other engineering mod-

the critique and came the next day with an even

els.”

better pizza.”

Justin E. (Sophomore): Time management.

Analysis: Having effective planning is essential so assignments don’t pile up.

Amanda W. (Junior): Do what YOU have liked to do for a long time, pursue your interests, and hobbies, and follow your passion.

Analysis: Doing things that bring you happiness can help alleviate your stress.

Atharv D. (Sophomore): Get into good habits while you still can, have fun, and don’t stress out too much.

Analysis: Although it’s good to plan ahead, there’s

The wind tunnel now collects dust on his cabi-

Jay always aims to improve his skills and sees it as

net. He plans to build an engine next, which would

a chance to grow. He is always eager to improve and

be a great step up given its complexity. An engine’s

along with that, try new things. Jay experiments in

extreme heat brings a new challenge—instead

the kitchen and creates fusion dishes with his favor-

of foam, metal would have to be welded and cut.

ite cuisine: Mexican. Indian and Mexican food both

“ When I learn how to use the CNC machine, a tool

employ spices and similar methods of cooking, cre-

used to cut and form metal, I can start forming the

ating a beautiful selection of tasteful intersection-

skeleton.”

ality between them.

Jay’s enthusiasm and passion for physics and en-

“I decided to make a Mexican pizza with Indi-

gineering is mirrored in the intense devotion he has

an curry on it; my family really enjoys the unique

for his favorite sport, cricket.

dishes I make for them, especially because they

Jay has been a bowler (pitcher) on his cricket

could never imagine the combination of flavors.”

team for the past 6 years. Few can forget the time

Jay loves the vibrant flavors of Mexican food that

he convinced the P.E. teacher to let the class play

burst in his mouth. He uses these flavors to enhance

cricket during the baseball unit, or when he brought

his other dishes. He makes tacos, burritos, and fa-

and working on yourself.

his own equipment to teach and inspire his peers to

jitas at home. Because Jay is a vegetarian, he finds

play with him during lunch. His favorite player is

creative ways to substitute the meat that is com-

Chloe K. (Sophomore): Some subjects may be

Suryakumar Yadav, a batter for the Indian cricket

monly found in Mexican food without sacrificing

team, who brings enthusiasm to the game — a trait

the dish’s rich flavors.

only so much that you can prepare for. Our middle school years are among our most formative — it’s equally important to spend time building character

tough. Success comes in little increments, so just keep pushing and trying your best.

Jay wishes to emulate.

Despite his extensive knowledge of cooking, Jay

Like Yadav, Jay has helped lead his team to victo-

has not found a recipe for love yet. He says that he

ry in two tournaments this past year: the Woodley

“just [doesn’t] understand anything” about love.

Cricket Tournament in Los Angeles and the Dallas

One source of confusion for him is the portrayal of

when you hit those bumps along the way.

Invitational in Texas. Jay performed well at the US

love in movies, which can depict different views and

under-19 trials two weekends ago, where cricket

expectations of love — “it’s just so different from

Our next question was, “What would you change about your wardrobe or wardrobe routine, if anything at all?” Some of the interviewees answered that they would improve their organization, while others said they would expand the scope of their wardrobe to make space for more fashionable clothes.

Given that BASIS students typically don’t have much leisure time, our next question focused on how often they shop for clothes. All of the interviewees stated either that they go shopping often but don’t buy that many clothes, or that they rarely shop but buy clothes in bulk when they do. Additionally, we asked the students who accompanies them while shopping.

Most of them responded that their parents (mostly their mothers) go shopping with them. The remaining students either shop alone or with their friends. Many favored shopping at malls and outlets, while others preferred looking online.

This table has our interviewees’ favorite and least favorite items of clothing:

players aged 15-19 undergo a fitness and cricket se-

movie to movie,” he says. We hope that he’ll dis-

lection process to be considered for the US National

cover more about love and how wacky it is in the

Cricket Team.

future.

Analysis: “ Trying your best” may seem like someone wants you to be perfect—but it isn’t. It’s about putting your best foot forward and persevering

Favorite Article of Clothing

Least Favorite Article of Clothing

Aditya

Jeans

Shorts

Alicia

Puff sleeve top

Anything uncomfortable, like really itchy sweaters

Anjali

Mockneck tops and cold shoulder styles

Hoodies

Christopher

Jeans

Jeans

Esha

BASIS shirts, warm jackets, and jeans

N/A

Katherine

My white tennis mini skirt

My gray leggings

Kevin

Warm dry socks

Soggy wet socks

Louis

Hoodies

Suits

Raghav

Hoodies

Cargos

Shreya

Low-rise jeans

My jacket :(

Winston

Shoes, jackets

Socks(?)

“ The game seems so simple, but you have to un-

Aaryan leaves us with fruit for thought: “Jay is a

derstand so many more things. It’s all about strate-

plane.” When asked to elaborate on the model and

gy,” Jay explains.

type of plane, as well as the literal or figurative na-

Unlike cricket, cooking is far more systematic

ture of his statement, Aaryan refused to say more.

than strategic. According to Anjali, his good friend,

Perhaps Jay is indeed a plane, soaring high above

Jay is a passionate cook and baker. From the com-

the earth with shiny wings proudly outstretched.

2 BIG TECH LAYOFFS

DECEMBER 16, 2022 erberg predicted an increase in uses of the online world and Metaverse. In order to keep up with rising

By Ryan L . , Krish M. , and Ariana Y.

customer demand, he hired more employees and in-

INTRODUCTION

creased investments in certain areas. Unfortunately for Zuckerberg and Meta, these demands were tem-

Eight months ago, large tech companies like Am-

porary; the Metaverse eventually began to decline.

azon, Google, Twitter, Apple, and Meta were boom-

His solution: layoffs. The company’s rocky history

ing. Their stocks were at all-time highs, and the

further increases speculation about the decline of

demand for their products and services was endless.

Meta itself.

The companies, collectively known as “Big Tech,”

Along with Meta, Twitter has laid off half of its

were some of the largest companies in the world, and

employees, and with newly instated CEO Elon Musk,

showed no signs of slowing their growth.

expectations are confusing for employees. The en-

However, things have changed drastically since then.

vironment has become more difficult now, and the

These companies, which were flourishing during the

company’s employees are constantly scared about

pandemic, are now left scrambling to reduce costs.

losing their jobs. Amazon, too, has laid off 10,000

The immediate solution to this was laying off work-

people. For more information, the website layoffs.

ers, which occurs when companies discharge their

fyi tracks all of the companies who have laid off their

employees indefinitely, usually en masse. Within the

employees, including the percentage of workers laid

past two months, there has been an unprecedented

off.

amount of layoffs. Data analyst source CrunchBase

The aftermath of these layoffs has left thousands

states, “More than 88,000 workers in the U.S. tech

of employees in precarious financial positions. Es-

sector have been laid off in mass job cuts so far in

pecially in California, where the cost of living is so

2022.”

high, losing your job is an absolute nightmare.

THE DEEPER STORY

PREDICTIONS

Layoffs are a terror both for the employee and

It is undoubtable that tech companies have un-

the employer. People are left jobless, while compa-

dergone harsh times in this past year and recession.

nies seek replacements for their workers. So why are

However, we firmly believe that although challeng-

these large, employee-focused companies voluntari-

ing, Big Tech giants can still make a full recovery

ly laying off some of their most valuable assets?

and return to their maximum outputs. In order to

When people foresee a recession, a period of time

recover, it is necessary to trace back to the root of

when company value and stocks go down, a general

the problem. Most of the problems stem from con-

trend by consumers is to spend less. When consumers

cerning economic headwinds, combined with the

buy fewer products and fewer stocks, general compa-

hiring splurge during the pandemic. With the global

ny sales go down. In an industry like tech, so much of

economic consequences of the war in Ukraine, com-

profit is due to consumer usage and purchase, so this

panies are struggling to keep afloat and are forced

revenue decrease becomes even more apparent. This

to lay off their employees. Big Tech companies have

prevents companies from paying as many employees

undergone very significant recessions like this be-

as before, forcing them to cut labor costs through

fore, specifically in the Great Recession of 2009, but

layoffs.

were still able to recover. However, we particularly

Let’s take a close look at Meta. Meta’s unfortu-

fear for the futures of startups & small companies.

nate situation has resulted in the layoff of more than

The tech industry is very hard to disrupt, with large

11,000 employees, around 13% of their entire work-

companies owning most of the market share. Smaller

force. This is in addition to a hiring freeze that will

companies will thus have a very tough time surviv-

supposedly continue until mid-2023. In Mark Zuck-

ing these layoffs and this economic scare. Sadly, this

erberg’s letter to Meta employees, he mentioned the

will likely lead to the demise of many of these small

main reasons for his actions. Due to Covid, Zuck-

companies.

ELON MUSK’S TWITTER

By Katherine H. and Aarna K .

Jeon Jungkook, the youngest member of the hit K-pop boy band BTS, performed at the opening performance of the 2022 FIFA World Cup, later accompanied by Qatari singer and producer Fahad Al Kubaisi.

Jungkook made his BTS debut on June 12, 2013, with the release of the group’s album “2 Cool 4 Skool.”

Dubbed by BTS’s fanbase ARMY as the “Golden Maknae,” Jungkook is known by many to be a genius, with his talents spanning many artistic endeavors, including dancing, rapping, singing, producing, and more.

The opening ceremony began with a speech by American actor Morgan Freeman followed by Jungkook’s performance of “Dreamers.” Jungkook and RedOne, the track’s producer, along with Mustapha El Ouardi and Pat Devine, wrote the song. For Jungkook, his accomplishment of being the first Korean to perform at the World Cup at just 25 years old is a significant step in his ever-growing career.

The song served as a token of appreciation and celebration of the soccer teams who had made it to the World Cup. These players are the ones that reached this level of success because they had faith in their abilities. Jungkook emphasizes that it is already a major achievement to reach such a level of success, even after a team loses to another. He displays the World Cup players as motivating individuals who should be respected for their perseverance. “Dreamers” is meant to share a positive way for onlookers and players to enjoy sports together. This song, like many others by Jungkook in the past, spreads positive sentiment and encouragement.

The Arabic lyrics “ala ho la dan”, which later became the World Cup chant, were one part of the music that piqued the interest of listeners Twitter users explained that it was a familiar hymn typically sung by sailors from the Arabian Gulf before their voyages began but has no direct translation. This line was used in “Dreamers” because these soccer teams had begun their voyages in the form of the 2022 FIFA World Cup. Jungkook’s performance was applauded by BTS ARMY and many others. Its beauty and sense of empowerment took the internet by storm. However,

Twitter, and what that means for the protection of Americans’ private data.” Schiff was on the committee in the House of Representatives that has been investigating the January 6th riot that ultimately led to Trump’s Twitter ban.

However, since owning Twitter, Musk has been

Twitter’s morals and motto. On Twitter, users are

involved in other scandals as well. On October 30th,

free to express their hidden, authentic, and poten-

Musk purposefully spread misinformation about

tially controversial thoughts as they please. This

the attack on Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi’s

groundbreaking social media platform was founded

husband, Paul Pelosi, which had occurred two days

in 2006 and remains popular to this day.

prior. Musk accused Pelosi of fighting with a male

gal drama, Elon Musk finally bought Twitter for $44

By Thanisha Thambidurai

that doesn’t mean the performance was absolutely flawless. The K-pop idol later disclosed that he had experienced a technical failure. His in-ear monitor was not working as well as it did during rehearsals, making it difficult for him to hear himself sing. As a professional, he handled the situation nonchalantly and continued on with the performance.

Furthermore, Jungkook faced much backlash for accepting the deal to perform in Qatar, as the state laws ban homosexuality. In addition, a report stated that many people passed away from unworkable deadlines for the construction of eight stadiums for the sporting event. While some people claim that Jungkook is not a politician and has nothing to do with what is happening in Qatar, others believe that not enough people are addressing this dispute and holding Jungkook accountable. Still, BTS ARMY came to his defense, calling this situation “fake activism.” Other stars, such as Dua Lipa and Shakira, were offered the chance to perform but turned it down to avoid controversy.

Nonetheless, fellow BTS members were quick to publicly show their support for Jungkook through various social networks. J-hope (Jung Ho-seok) was the first of the group to post about the event on Instagram. He did so by uploading a video of himself watching the opening ceremony live with “goosebumps” as the caption. Additionally, he shared a clip on the Korean app Weverse of him screaming “Jaykay,” a nickname for Jungkook, as soon as Jungkook appeared on stage. Similarly, Suga (Min Yoongi) reacted with a photo of himself watching the performance, captioned “LET’S GO JAEKAEEEEEEEE!”.

V (Kim Taehyung) posted about him watching the opening performance with his pet dog, Yeontan. RM (Kim Namjoon) also posted about the event, and many fans assumed he was with J-hope because of the similar background in their posts. Jimin (Park Jimin) also shared a photo on Weverse that said “he’s cool” in reference to his bandmate Jungkook. Jin (Kim Seokjin) did not publicly comment on the performance.

However, that does not mean he didn’t support his fellow group member—support doesn’t need to be public to be present.

If you haven’t already, you can watch Jungkook’s full performance at the World Cup on the official Youtube channel for FIFA or BANGTANTV.

the security concerns, with security people fleeing

“Freedom of speech” is the core ideal behind

After months of disparagement, lawsuits, and le-

JUNGKOOK AT THE WORLD CUP

worker, but this accusation was debunked by official reports.

billion on October 27, 2022, taking out many prom-

This string of scandals following Musk may have

inent executives in the process. Musk proceeded to

many consequences on the future of Twitter. Lots

clean house by laying off many of Twitter’s employ-

of users have already contemplated finding a new

ees including CEO Parag Agrawal, CFO Ned Segal,

home for free speech, in lieu of Musk’s “ Twitter

General Counsel Sean Edgett, and many more.

Blue’’ subscription, which requires $8 a month to

On October 27, 2022 at 8:49 PM, Elon Musk tweet-

have a verification mark and in turn gives a loud-

ed “the bird is freed.” Musk stated that he wanted

er voice to some tweeters than others. This new

to make Twitter a “more freewheeling place for all

installment generated much anger among Twitter

types of commentary” and added that he would re-

users, as not only did the check lose its previous

scind the ban of former President Donald J. Trump’s

honor, but this new system contradicted the core

account from the platform. Trump had originally

ofTwitter’s platform — for everyone to be able to

been banned from Twitter after the January 6th

share their opinions equally. Apps like Tumblr,

attack on the Capitol for his alleged incitement of

Hive, and others were considered for being the re-

the insurrection. Musk’s removal of Trump’s ban

placement of Twitter, but no major change in the

received much criticism notably from Rep. Adam

platform’s user base has been noticed yet. Has Musk

Schiff, who discusses, “It just underscores the errat-

truly changed Twitter’s future, and with it, the fu-

ic leadership of Twitter now under Musk, but also

ture of online communication?

Jungkook pictured next to Fahad Al-Kubaisi at the 2022 FIFA World Cup

CONNECTING THE BAY AREA

By Sachit Parekh

A few weeks ago, Santa Clara County and the VTA bought a $460 million dollar drill to dig a new BART tunnel deep under downtown San Jose. This process is the final step in creating a full loop of public rail around the Bay. With the completion of this project, you can go from, say, Gilroy to Walnut Creek, or Fremont to Sunnyvale, on public rail transit alone.

The project to dig a tunnel underneath downtown San Jose will not only expand BART from its current terminus in Berryessa down to Diridon Station but will also connect its line to Caltrain’s rail line from San Francisco to Gilroy as well as various Amtrak lines to cities like Sacramento. Alongside connecting the Bay Area, the rail loop will enable everyone to access many businesses all over the region without having to use a car, reducing traffic on our freeways.

However, these benefits will have to wait, as the estimated start date for the project is sometime in 2024.

The Bay’s public transit scene is mediocre, especially in suburban regions like here in Fremont. The fairly “thin” nature of the Bay Area’s built-up area around the Coastal Ranges is somewhat of a benefit, compared to many other metropolitan areas which sprawl out such as Los Angeles. This makes it a bit easier and faster to walk/bike/drive to a transit center.

Meanwhile, north and south of San Jose Diridon, Caltrain’s ~50 mile corridor between San Francisco Station and Tamien Station is now undergoing ex-

tensive construction. The electrification of the trains and tracks is well underway; poles and wires have already been installed in numerous track sections.

The first electric train set from Salt Lake City has already arrived, with a fully-electric line estimated to be completed in mid-2024, when around 75% of the trains will be completely electric. According to Caltrain, the new electric trains will have a top speed of around 80 mph, will be more frequent, and will be able to carry a higher capacity of passengers than the current diesel trains. This new technology will obviously relieve the notorious traffic on many of the Bay’s freeways.

So how can we convince people to transition to public transportation? A good starting point is to make our roads safer for pedestrians and bikers. San Jose has had 28 pedestrian fatalities (SJPD) as of October 2022, the most of any Bay Area city. Steps are being made to help increase pedestrian safety across the Bay. For example, here in Fremont, you may have seen the annoying corners of the intersections near our BART station. Although annoying for drivers, it has helped increase pedestrian and biker safety.

There are many other methods that influence the use of public transit, but safety improvement of our roads for pedestrians is one of the most important.

The completion of the BART tunnel under downtown San Jose along with Caltrain’s electrification will help better connect the Bay Area, and local improvements to pedestrian safety can get more people out of the car and into public transit. There is much to hope for in the next decade, and we can all be more proud of the place we all call home.

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VOL . 2, NO. 4

OP-ED: HOW TO HELP PEOPLE IN THE WORLD

By Econonomics Club

To an ordinary person, the world’s problems seem overwhelming. Cancer, racism, climate change, poverty… and the list goes on. What can one do in the face of all these problems? How can an ordinary person make a difference?

A radical new philosophy, effective altruism, may provide an answer. Created in 2012 by Peter Singer, effective altruism advocates for doing the most good possible with our resources and abilities. Although it seems obvious at first glance, effective altruism utilizes economic tools many well-intentioned do-gooders have not considered.

In the book Doing Good Better (2015) by William McAskill, the author outlines the philosophies, considerations, and advantages of practicing effective altruism. In order to define “doing good”, he uses a measurement called a Quality of Life Year (QaLY). The lives of others can be improved in two primary ways—either by extending (“saving”) lives or improving the quality of lives. These two factors are what makes up a QaLY. Life years extended is an easy quantity to measure.

Many causes that prevent early, non-natural deaths contribute to the extension of life years. An increase in quality of life, however, is harder to measure. In this case, quality of a life is measured as a percent, with 100% being an “optimal” life and 0% being a quality of life so poor it is equivalent to being dead. This measurement is subjective, but can be improved by surveying large amounts of people and asking those surveyed to visualize trade offs. If one lives with a health condition that causes their quality of life to be at 50%, this means that this person is indifferent to living ten more years with their health condition and living five years in perfect health. The average decrease in quality of life caused by various conditions can be measured over a large population. Thus, one QaLY is defined as one year of life in perfect health.

In the lens of helping others, change in QaLYs is most important. Therefore, when discussing improving the lives of others, we should look at the numbers. One avenue of helping others is to donate to charity. But when one’s personal income is limited and the number of both causes and charities too large, where should a person spend their money? To do the most good, statistically, one should focus their money on causes in poorer countries. In rich countries such as the US, it takes large amounts of money to save or improve one life. In poorer countries such as Somalia, the money of a person from a rich country goes further. There, people are plagued with problems such as malaria, intestinal worms, and absolute (not relative) poverty that are nearly eradicated in the developed world. There, solutions that improve lives cheaply such as mosquito nets are not widely implemented, while in a rich country, most avenues of improving lives in a less costly way have already been exhausted. Therefore, when seeking

OPINION: PROBLEMS WITH PERFECTION

By Vera Lin

causes to donate money to, one should try to optimize the amount of QaLYs they can give to others with a set amount of money.

However, there is another factor to keep in mind when attempting to do good — namely, what would have happened otherwise had you not taken that action. Becoming a doctor seems altruistic. To become a doctor, one must go through years of schooling and training in order to save and improve the lives of patients. However, the lives saved through one’s career as a doctor cannot be examined in a vacuum. The improvement and good one does cannot be measured in absolute terms, but rather as a comparison to what would have happened otherwise. If you never became a doctor, what would have happened instead? The answer is rather sobering — many more people apply to medical school than those who get accepted, and if you never went down that road in the first place, somebody close to equally qualified would have taken your place.

Therefore, the marginal good you would have accomplished from becoming a doctor is rather small. This does not mean that becoming a doctor is a pointless endeavor. Doctors make a hefty salary — on average, 180,000 dollars a year. If a large portion of this money was donated to worthwhile causes, then you would be making a large improvement over what would have otherwise happened, as doctors on average do not donate large portions of their salary.

Is making large donations the best way to make a significant difference? Donating is effective and reliable, but larger, riskier endeavors can reap even bigger payoffs. Pursuits like research, entrepreneurship, activism, or politics have a low chance of success but large payoffs if success is achieved. Groundbreaking research, new legislation, or innovative solutions provide much larger benefits than donating thousands of dollars a year, showing that these endeavors are worth pursuing even with a low chance of success.

Detractors of effective altruism feel that it takes a cold approach to the world’s problems and neglects empathy in favor of treating people as numbers. They argue that though effective altruism appears to be a logical, efficient strategy, it contradicts what many of us feel and believe about helping others. What about empathy, domestic issues, and direct involvement in problems we feel passionate about? Simply donating money to help a cause feels like an easy way out—a substitute for truly getting involved in important causes. Others feel that it is incorrect to prioritize all people around the globe equally and that instead domestic issues should be prioritized above international ones even if it is less efficient at saving lives. Effective altruism has also been criticized for “missing the forest for the trees”—for example, focusing on donating money to poor people without trying to alleviate the causes of poverty.

Effective altruism is not perfect. However, it is a philosophy a person who wants to do more good should consider. Researching and donating to cost effective charities, approaching career choices with the attitude of assessing opportunity cost, and applying economic thinking can go a long way. In the hands of you, reader, there is the power to save and improve lives. the text and draft a well-thought-out explanation.

However, they also work at their own pace. Utilizing more time to think and write doesn’t take away from their own unique ability to succeed.

I’m also concerned about today’s common un-

LIFE ON AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER

By Jay Thanki

is the engine room, where temperatures periodically reach 140 °F. To prevent illness and heat strokes, sailors who work in the engine room are required to take breaks every hour.

For up to nine months at a time, the sailors are con-

With the US spending more than $2 trillion annu-

stantly at their stations. Since most of the stations

ally on its military, the armed forces have steadily

are below deck, almost 4,000 people go for months

earned a reputation for being expensive. The Unit-

without seeing sunlight. In order to feed this massive

ed States Navy periodically demonstrates its power

workforce, kitchens work diligently to cook meals us-

through exhibition shows, parading in oceans around

ing the over 1,000 tons of food loaded up at the begin-

the world with their carrier strike groups. The aircraft

ning of every mission.

carrier serves as the centerpiece of the carrier strike

Although the lives of sailors on an aircraft carri-

group, which also consists of a cruiser, destroyer

er are tough, there are a few opportunities for recre-

squadron, and support ships. Ever since the Pacific

ation. Sailors have access to a full gym with a variety

War during World War II, the aircraft carrier has been

of machines and activities, and on some rare occa-

an integral part of the Navy, but what is it like to ac-

sions, sailors have the opportunity to participate in a

tually serve on a carrier?

swim call, where they jump into the ocean.

To answer this question, we must understand the

The job of an aircraft carrier sailor is a highly labor

structure of the carrier. The top deck is always the

intensive job, and we should be grateful for the sacri-

most recognizable, with its diagonal runway and cat-

fices that these courageous sailors make to protect our

apults capable of launching 15-ton aircraft at speeds

country day and night.

upwards of 170 miles per hour. Due to jets taking off all around them with thrusts powerful enough to blow a person off the 90 foot deck above the water, the sailors working on the flight deck are in the most danger.

Below the flight deck is the hangar, which is divided by 4 massive sliding doors that can hold up to 60 aircraft, fuel, and ammunition. Then, below the hangar

OPINION: AFGHANISTAN

By Anjali Prabhu

and other application requirements.”

Even from a military standpoint, US troops wouldn’t have been able to operate in Afghanistan without significant aid from Afghan forces and many brave civilians. According to Carter Malka-

The Russo-Ukrainian war has been anything but

sian, who worked as an advisor to the US military

ignored. With the whole world mobilizing to aid

for several years, it was imminent that after the US

Ukrainian refugees in its time of crisis, billions of

withdrew its troops, the lives of all the Afghans who

dollars are being poured into relief packages. Var-

had provided significant counterterrorism intelli-

ious countries are also taking a stand on the issue.

gence and proved instrumental to the troops would

With over 65.9 billion dollars in aid to Ukraine ap-

now be in grave danger. From 2021 to now, sever-

proved by Congress alone, Ukrainian refugees have

al of these Afghan aids have been massacred, have

(rightfully) received support and have been wel-

had their homes destroyed, and their families killed.

comed with open arms to this country. And while

Worst of all though, “No law required the U.S. gov-

this was the right move in this time of war, there re-

ernment to save a single one—only a moral debt

mains a larger, more pressing issue to be addressed.

did.” Since then, the government has done little in

where was all this aid when afghan refugees needed it?

bringing back the Afghans who stood as our allies.

Matt Zeller, a former Army Captain in Afghanistan, is the co-founder of No One Left Behind, an

On August 30, 2021, the Biden Administration

organization seeking to extend these special visas to

withdrew from the two-decades-long war in Af-

interpreters from Afghanistan and Iraq who served

ghanistan. Following the 9/11 attacks, US troops

in the US army. In a CNBC interview, he underscores

were first deployed to Afghanistan in 2001 under

the vital importance these interpreters carried,

President Bush’s several measures to combat ter-

commenting on how “the Taliban used to shoot at

rorism. These initiatives included invading Afghan-

them first in firefights because they understood just

istan and launching attacks on the Taliban, one of

how critical they were to our efforts.” He elaborates

the largest terrorist groups based in the country. For

on how it would have been impossible to communi-

a while, the US troops in Afghanistan helped secure

cate to the local population where the US army was

its capital Kabul, promote democracy, and provide

stationed, establishing the interpreters as “the most

forms of relief to the population, but as the forces

critical asset on the battlefield.” In what he calls the

of the Taliban rose and fell and a violent insurgency

“biggest airlift since Berlin” in 1948, Zeller confirms

took place, “U.S. goals in Afghanistan remain[ed]

the best course of action would have been evacuat-

uncertain.”

ing the refugees, namely by flying out “71,000 of our

For 20 years, Afghanistan’s future lay uncertain

Afghan wartime allies…to Guam,” a direct flight

— as the population continuously faced violence,

from Afghanistan and one that would keep them safe

poverty, hunger, and terrorism, US forces were their

from deporation and facing the Taliban again. He

only hope. New US soldiers began fighting a war that

suggests the severe impact of not evacuating these

had started before they were even born. Afghan aid

interpreters on US troops — “if we don’t keep our

It’s not uncommon that we hear students and

derstanding of creativity. Why must important vi-

promise [for evacuation], people like me in future

teachers go about their days mentioning the “model

started to break down as a result of failed interna-

sions be “outside the box?” Why can’t a good idea

tional aid agreements and a changing and unsteady

wars are not going to have the allies that they need

student.” These so-called model students finish their

stay within established lines? The world was and is

role for US troops. Under the Trump administration,

to watch their backs, that means we’re going to have

final projects two weeks before the due date. They’re

continuing to be molded by different people with

a deal was signed with the Taliban to withdraw all

to accept higher casualty rates.”

the only students who finish the seven-page packet

different cultures. In the past, changes in the world

US forces by May 1st, 2021. After President Biden

Let’s take a look at how the American system

the next day after it is assigned. They consider any

were made by few non-average views. As long as one

took over, he tried to delay this deal by a few months

supports refugees who could make it. The system

grade below 95% a failure. There’s a strange discon-

strives to make an impact in some meaningful way,

— but after the last American troop was removed,

has become a local issue too, as Fremont (known as

nect between the stereotype of a successful student

nonconformity and uniqueness is welcomed in soci-

Afghanistan fell to the Taliban within days.

Little Kabul) now houses the largest community of

and what actually builds a successful person, yet

ety.

somehow we continue to aid this idea and attempt to homogenize the population.

Many of the qualities we praise the model student for—such as work ethic, integrity, and dedication— are qualities I truly admire. Indeed, they make up thoughtful humans who genuinely love what they

The withdrawal seemed inevitable as there were

Afghans in the United States — anywhere between

Setting high standards for yourself is a good thing.

ethical, moral, and safety issues at play, especially

5,000 (from official reports) to 30,000 (unofficial

There is, however, a stark difference between healthy

for our troops. The biggest issue, though, has been

reports). Unfortunately, California’s housing sys-

self-reflectance and toxic self-deprecation. Perfec-

the selectivity of American aid that came after.

tem prevents many from finding affordable hous-

tionism is having excessively high standards that

For Ukraine, the Atlantic reports that “under its

ing. While the Biden administration “is taking an

are unrealistic. It can lead to depression, lower life

Uniting With Ukraine program, the Biden adminis-

aggressive stance on getting more homes built in

satisfaction, general anxiety, and lower self-worth.

tration is waiving all fees associated with applying

places that need them. . .these long-term initia-

for humanitarian parole. By contrast, IRAP says

tives to bring greater housing affordability won’t

the U.S. government charged more than 40,000 ap-

affect refugee resettlement in the immediate fu-

plicants from Afghanistan as much as $575 to seek

ture.” Furthermore, many California laws seem to

similar protection last summer. The government is

work actively against helping affordable housing,

also scrapping requirements that Ukrainians sub-

especially for families. As a report from the Atlan-

mit evidence that they were specifically targeted

tic comments, “more than 75 percent of the urban

by the Russian military or President Vladimir Pu-

land in California bans multifamily housing, the

tin, whereas Afghan applicants must provide proof

key to reducing household overcrowding, particu-

of individualized, targeted violence against them

larly among large, multigenerational, and extend-

by the Taliban.” Ukraine has undoubtedly received

ed-family households.”

do regardless of their next grade or paycheck. The

Those who attach irrational importance to the

trickier end of the “model student” I find problem-

smallest details often also struggle with self-sooth-

atic and difficult to unpack is how those values are

ing since they’re unable to reach their standards.

associated with “success.” Most notably at BASIS,

Luckily, some of our own Yellow Jackets have shared

many of us spend much of our time walking down the

their stories to help us grow within ourselves and

stereotypical academic path: taking all honors or AP

avoid unhealthy mindsets.

classes, working a full week ahead of deadlines, over-

“I see my friends trying to be perfect and I hear a

whelming ourselves with three or more time-con-

lot of ‘I’m going to fail, I’m not good enough,’” Esha

suming extracurriculars, and so on. It’s a cycle that is

(11) mentions. Esha suggests we take a step back and

repeated over and over again. Yes, conformity to the

remind ourselves that we don’t need to be perfect.

norm is safe and completely fine. It’s a peaceful way

Life is a never-ending process and there will always

to live life but nowhere near a step toward “making

be setbacks, but by enjoying the process, the journey

history.” People today are so entangled in perfection

is always better. “I struggled with different subjects

that we fail to realize that somewhere in the impossi-

but I knew I didn’t have to ace those subjects. I fo-

ble list of things that make up the model student are

cused more because I put in time and effort.” Olivia

contradicting ideas. The model student resembles a

(10) talks about how her own experience has changed

simple roadmap: excelling in high school, going into

her perspectives toward her life’s worth. “Last year

a top university, graduating, continuing to study,

I was concerned about other peoples’ business but

and then making discoveries in their desired field.

now I’m trying to focus on my own progress.” Many

And not to mention, they don’t take breaks. Model

of us are constantly pressured to prove our abilities

students don’t need breaks. I’m not that student, and

preferential treatment on all levels — which many

So what’s all this to say? The US government has

correlate to the fact that it houses a predominantly

been seen as a faithful ally, aiding Afghanistan af-

white population, with Afghanistan and a majority

ter departing for the safety of American troops. In

of South Asia still being labeled as “third-world”

reality, the presence of American troops rendered

countries.

much of the Afghan population dependent on them

When the US finally withdrew from Afghanistan,

for safety for years, and their sudden departure has

it was only able to take a handful of Afghans with

left the civilians to deal with the aftermath on their

them. When asked about airlifting the Afghan popu-

own. The build-up to Afghanistan’s current situa-

lation, the White House responded — “I can tell you

tion took place over the course of 20 years, but there

that we have no plans for evacuations at this time,”

are a plethora of ways we can support the popula-

a National Security Council spokesperson said. “ The

tion now. Aid to help refugees has been discrimina-

to others. By recognizing the harm in this issue, we

tory, misguided, and inefficient. While Ukrainian

many of us aren’t. For instance, my peers in English

State Department is processing SIV applications in

can recover and accept that going at our own pace

Kabul. They are focused on ensuring that the system

support has been globally mobilized, Afghans still

class are fantastic analyzers. They’re considerate of

will only help us achieve greater things.

functions quickly and consistent with U.S. security

wait for theirs.

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DECEMBER 16, 2022

EVERYTHING IS ON THE TABLE

By Sheil Mody and Vincent Yang

MAROON THE SPOON

Since the conception of mankind, humanity has been constantly developing, pushing forwards. Powerful empires have risen and fallen. Great rulers, hardened warriors, and inspired thinkers alike have all left their mark on history. Humanity, through the years, has remained ever changing, with new ideas and cultures emerging to accompany it. However, there is one simple fact that remains unweathered by the currents of time: the fact that forks are superior to spoons.

What makes the pronged structure of a fork so much better than the concave one of a spoon, you ask? First of all, this configuration allows a fork to impale and hold various types of comestibles, as opposed to a spoon, which can only hold objects on top of its surface. The fork’s unique prongs are sharp enough to pierce most edible material and are close enough in proximity to serve as a base, allowing most solid food items to rest upon them. Therefore, the spoon does not come close to the fork in terms of versatility, as its concavity and rounded edge limit its usefulness to holding items on top.

Any spoon supremacist who attempts to consume steaks, noodles, pasta, etc. with their utensil of choice will be disappointed at the results. Consider the fact that the spoon can only be held at an angle of 180° to be useful at all, while forks can be used at a much wider range of angles. This simple distinction makes forks far more practical in countless situations. In the words of Bridget Liang (10th), “Forks have a more enviable gender expression than spoons,” referring to the fact that forks can be used in many more ways than a spoon. The only advantage that the spoon holds over the fork is its ability to hold liquids. However, fluids can always be consumed by the simple act of drinking directly from a cup or bowl, which is much more efficient than performing the tedious task of consuming it one spoonful at a time. In all other aspects, the spoon fails to match the prestige of the fork.

What really sets the revered fork apart from the lowly spoon, however, is its effectiveness as a weapon. A spoon’s blunt, bowl-shaped terminus renders it incapable of dealing meaningful amounts of damage to an opponent. A fork, on the other hand, possesses pointed aciculae that can pierce through the skin if enough force is applied. To put it simply, “you can stab things” (Olivia Ma, 10th). If you ever find yourself in a position where you are required to defend yourself against an assailant, and your only options of armament are a fork and a spoon, wouldn’t you agree

A WIN FOR THE STARBUCKS WINTER MENU

that a fork is the preferable weapon? A spoon would be useless in such situations, unlike a fork, which could be used to strike at a person’s vulnerabilities. As put by Theodore Chen (10th), “Blunt force damage is not favored in the current utensil meta. Forks simply do more damage.” All these factors add up to support the ultimate conclusion that forks are simply better than spoons.

FORKS FOR DORKS Rivalries and competition between Earth’s long-living citizens start debates to determine superiority.

Friendships have been mended and destroyed, and no matter how one attempts to find a solution for this “problem”, an answer has never been found. As times are changing, a response has emerged: spoons are superior to forks.

This curved structure is able to accomplish tasks forks can only do in their wildest dreams. For example, carrying liquids in its arciform configuration is what sets apart the useful utensils from the ineffective utensils. Everyone’s favorite dishes — varieties of soups, jello, and syrup additives — can only be accessed by the usage of the elliptical-depth implement.

Whether it’s letting the butter stream off the metallic spoon onto the skin of your turkey for Thanksgiving, or consuming the tomato soup while you’re sick, the spoon is essential. A fork is also a lot more dangerous than a spoon; when using a fork, one may accidentally poke themself or scratch their teeth, whereas spoons have a smooth surface that are almost incapable of creating pain. As a wise comrade once said, “Forks are sharp therefore stab therefore murder therefore genocide therefore the end of humanity.” Forks are essentially the doom of humanity. The chance of prodding the back of your throat is far too risky and may ruin your entire meal, as you would feel a tinging feeling and not know whether you’re bleeding or not.

One of the most common breakfast foods, cereal, also surrounds the idea of spoons. And if breakfast is the most important meal of the day, then cereal is one of the most important foods of the day. One fellow ally in this tireless crusade against the depraved fork-lovers says, “Spoons are able to hold liquids as well as fine particles ideal for eating cereal,” speaking for a majority if the BASIS students.

Along with domination in the breakfast category, the word “spoon” just a better word in general. First, there’s a popular card game called Spoons, and unless im misinformed, I’m not hearing of any world renowned game revolving around forks. Along with the card game, spoon-flinging contraptions are also a nostalgic childhood favorite. Peas and mini food morsels being flung left and right using spoon-catapults are always depicted in children’s books, demonstrating spoons’ popularity over forks.

These three gifts hold a special place in Ms. Barnes’ heart, and it’s heartwarming to witness the effect of a

On a cold December morning in 2022, two curious

student’s thoughtful gift. Remember that gifts don’t

BASIS students set out to investigate the secret holi-

need to be expensive to make a lasting impact of your

day lives of their teachers. They decided to interview

teachers!

select teachers about the best Christmas gifts they have given and received in their life. However, these

Mr. Ong

two students could have never guessed how heartfelt

Gift Given: As most high schoolers should know,

and emotional all of the gifts were.

time is perhaps the most important aspect of one’s life. Spending time with friends and family during

Mr. Klein:

the holiday season shows appreciation and love.

Gift Given: If you are looking for a gift for your sig-

That is exactly what Mr. Ong did with his family;

nificant other, you can find some inspiration from

he was able to show his family that he loves them by

Mr. Klein, our high school college counselor. Mr.

making time in his busy schedule to simply be with

Klein gifted his lovely wife a beautiful engagement

them. Thank you Mr. Ong for reminding BASIS stu-

ring for Christmas. This gift not only demonstrates

dents that sometimes, it is necessary to take a break

Mr. Klein’s loving nature but also symbolizes an in-

from all the work we have in order to spend time with

tegral step in his life. Congratulations, Mr. Klein!

our loved ones.

Gift Received: Christmas presents are often material

Gift Received: When Mr. Ong’s daughter was only six

goods, but they can also come as good news. Maybe

years old, she made a wonderful Christmas card for

your parents told you about a trip to Japan during

him. To Mr. Ong, the handmade card was more valu-

winter break, or maybe you found out that Argentina

able than any store-bought gift. Remember, people

had just won the World Cup. During Christmas one

will most likely prefer a handmade item over a store-

year, Mr. Klein received the best Christmas present

bought item because it shows that you truly put ef-

ever: his mother’s remission from cancer! We’re be-

fort into their gift!

yond happy to hear about this wonderful news, Mr. Klein! To all our readers, we hope you receive some

Madame Laquidara

good news this Christmas!

Gift Given: One Christmas, Madame Laquidara wanted to give her friends and family something unique.

Ms. Barnes

That is why our lovely French teacher gave mugs to

Gift Given: Who doesn’t love a surprise vacation

everyone she knew, personalizing each one with sar-

during winter break? In 2019, Ms. Barnes and her

castic commentary catered towards the person she

husband decided to surprise their lovely daughters

was gifting it to. These mugs were a really thought-

with a trip to an elephant conservation park in Thai-

ful Christmas gift since, in addition to saving herself

land. Although her daughters were shocked when

time and energy, she was also able to incorporate a

they first heard the elephants squeal and roar, they

unique message to each person, emphasizing how

enjoyed their time in Thailand, bonding with ele-

much she values everyone in her life.

phants while preserving the environment. What a

Gift Received: Our teachers were once children too!

marvelous way to spend Christmas!

The most memorable gift for Madame Laquidara

Gift Recieved: Don’t stress if you are unable to af-

was the bike she received for her 6th birthday. This

ford a pricey gift because handmade items are just

gift reminds everyone of their childhood and also

as appreciated. Ms. Barnes has been teaching for a

demonstrates how teachers are more similar to us

long time, and the top three Christmas gifts she has

than we think. While you can, make an effort to con-

received were all handcrafted by her students! One

nect with your teachers and share some life stories!

student from 20 years ago painted a portrait of Ms. necessarily the most expensive ones) to those you

towards that student. Another one of her students

love. Christmas presents should come from your

gifted her a sculpture of a dog that reads “Good

heart, not from your wallet. Writing cards, giving

Morning, Ms. Barnes”. This sculpture was kept on Ms.

gifts that are personal and special to each person,

Barnes’s desk for years so that she would be greeted

and even just saying “Happy Holidays” to those

vicariously by her student every morning. Lastly, if

around you can brighten up their day. Holiday time

painting or sculpting has no appeal to you, perhaps

spent with loved ones is also a great way to express

did not stand out in any other way. I felt as though this

try making something different, like bracelet-mak-

your affection! Merry Christmas and happy holidays

drink was one I had visited many times prior. Much like

ing! When Ms. Barnes taught at a Chinese school, her

to all our Yellow Jackets!

TEACHER SHORTAGE

tion and passion to teach.

TOASTED WHITE 7 10 CHOCOLATE MOCHA

Joleen: Do you hate mints or cry at the sight of dark

with the Pumpkin Spice Latte taking the top spot among

chocolate? If you answered “yes” to any of the questions

all the drinks. Since then, the holiday spirit has taken

above, this drink is the perfect winter drink for you. Re-

over many Starbucks stores across the nation. In this

leased first in the November of 2017, this mocha is the

issue, we rate the winter drinks, which came out on No-

second of its kind in the Winter Menu series. Known for

vember 3rd. The drinks on the winter menu can be or-

its rich, creamy flavor, the Toasted White Chocolate

dered hot or cold, but we recommend getting a seasonal

Mocha is perfect for the taste buds of anyone who wants

hot drink. We hope that reading these reviews will help

a sweeter and more vanilla-y alternative to the Pep-

BASIS students decide which drinks to get at Starbucks

permint Mocha. Although they are both Mochas, the

the next time they visit. P.S. We did not try the Irish

Toasted White Chocolate Mocha tastes like hot choco-

Cold Brew since Heeya nearly cried when she drank the

late melted with Ghirardelli white chocolate. Add some

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carried the love and appreciation of her students.

To all readers: Be sure to give the best presents (not

Two issues ago, we ranked the Starbucks Fall Menu,

PEPPERMINT MOCHA

ed from their birthstones. Although simple, this gift

sand words, and Ms. Barnes feels immense gratitude

esting, and awfully repetitive.

cold brew for our last review.

By Joleen Pan and Amanda Wu

class of eleven students gifted her a bracelet craft-

Barnes’s beautiful face. A painting is worth a thou-

the school’s green lunch, this drink was boring, uninter-

By Joleen Pan and Heeya Das

TEACHERS’ GREATEST GIFTS

By Kaitlyn Liu and Sarah Wu

Additionally, teachers are mainly quitting because of the economic factor. Despite enjoying their

A teacher shortage has rocked the nation. As the

jobs, teachers claim that the increase in rent and

effect of the crisis looms over the educational sys-

living costs have made teaching an unsustainable

tem, an overwhelming number of teachers have left

job. First off, despite the fact that the cost of basic

the profession, many of whom chose to do so per-

necessities has climbed significantly over the past

manently. As a result, many schools are now severe-

few years, many people’s earnings have increased

ly understaffed, and existing instructors are already

little or not at all. Because of this phenomenon,

overworked. KJ Larson, a former teacher at a Colo-

many teachers have quit their jobs in the classroom

rado public school, expressed that in the beginning

in favor of more stable career options.

of her career, she enjoyed her job and developed

Schools face the possibility of closing down if they

close bonds with her students. Before she decided

have insufficient teaching staff. In an effort to at-

to become a teacher, her family members advised

tract more instructors, many schools are now offer-

whipped cream to make this awesome drink taste even

her to find a “more flexible job with better pay,”

ing more benefits and bonuses and are even hiring

more magical.

perhaps foreseeing what was to come. However, KJ

those with lower qualifications. Although choosing

chose to stick with her career path as a teacher.

to hire those with lower qualifications might de-

10 ICED SUGAR COOKIE 6

Joleen: It was a cold, gloomy winter day. Outside, freez-

ALMOND MILK LATTE

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school was moved online. KJ began to encounter

from closing down. In order to provide a good ed-

ing raindrops fell from the sky at high speeds. Mean-

Heeya: Starting off, this icy drink immediately gave me

more difficulties. For starters, her rent increased by

ucation for everyone and keep schools from closing

while, young Joleen Pan realized that she had forgot-

shivers (not the good kind) and made me wish I had cho-

48 percent. She could no longer support herself on

down, the education system needs to undergo major

ten her lunch at home. Shoot, she thought. I have to go

sen a hot chocolate instead. However, the sweetness of

a teacher’s salary even while opting to work extra

adjustments, from increasing the wages of teachers

to Starbucks to buy a sandwich, or else I will starve to

the drink made up for its distasteful temperature. Along

jobs on the side. The pandemic also took a toll on

to making sure they get the rest they need and de-

death by the end of the day. That day marked the first

with the drink’s moderate dose of caffeine, the sugary

her as she began to take on more students, making

serve.

day in her life when she tried the Peppermint Mocha at

sweetness lifted my mood along. This drink is perfect

Starbucks. She still remembers the way the drink tast-

her feel less connected with each student. She re-

for anyone who feels like being a frosty snowman that

ed like a mix of hot chocolate and mint in her mouth

alized that the pandemic and financial difficulties

a family of three designed and crafted on their first

and the way the whipped cream melted perfectly as she

Christmas together. Imperfect, but worth the memories.

had a negative impact on both her and her students.

STAFF:

stirred it into her drink. In fact, the drink lifted her ailschool without an umbrella in near-hailing weather. If

CHESTNUT PRALINE LATTE

you are craving a minty drink or a drink like hot choc-

Heeya: Over Thanksgiving Break, my mother and I

olate, or if you are simply feeling cold and thirsty, then

started a custom where we went to get a pastry and a cup

Joleen recommends nothing other than the Peppermint

of coffee at Starbucks every morning at 7 am. This cus-

Mocha at Starbucks.

tom largely improved my mood and left me energized

ing mood so much that she was able to walk back to the

CARAMEL BRULÉE LATTE

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for the day. On the first day, I decided to stray from my

After only a year, the pandemic struck, and the

grade teaching quality, it will prevent many schools

She quit after only two years, taking on a new job as an accountant.

Larson isn’t the only teacher that has quit due

Editors-in-Chief: Christopher Chen, Julee Jiang and Olivia Ma Editors: Vera Lin, Alicia Peng, Anjali Prabhu, and

to strenuous conditions — the education system is

Alan Xiao

notorious for overworking its workers. Teachers

Staff Writers: Aarna Kamath, Ada Costiniano, Alan

have been finding it difficult to adjust after the

Xiao, Alicia Peng, Amanda Wu, Amber Wong , An-

transition back to in-person learning. Many teach-

jali Prabhu, Ariana Yi, Esha Bansiya, Heeya Das,

ers claim that it is because they are exhausted from

Jay Thanki, Joleen Pan, Kaitlyn Liu, Katherine He,

working long hours for little pay. Each teacher is

Kevin Weng, Krish Mangrolia, Oriana Deng, Ryan

in charge of many students, which means there are

Li, Ryan Liu, Sachit Parekh, Sarah Wu, Sheil Mody,

hundreds of assignments and tests to grade and lim-

Shirley Fan, Thanisha Thambidurai, Vera Lin, Vin-

ited time to do so. This aspect puts teachers under

cent Yang

pressure with deadlines as well as meeting parents’

Graphic Designers: Christopher Chen, Ada Cos-

sky-high expectations. Teachers have been forced

tiniano

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usual order in favor of trying out a few flavors of the

Heeya: When I think of caramel brulée, I tend to think

this trend. The flavor of the Chestnut Praline Latte,

of caramel bits that have been heated up at the end with

while not bad, was nothing to write home about. Tasting

a culinary torch, smelling like Christmas-y and sugary

vaguely like walnuts, the drink had little to offer besides

goodness. This drink managed to attend to half its ex-

the caffeine and warmth. The bland coffee-like taste was

pectations. While warm and toasty, the drink retained

not covered by the usual syrupy flavors that are added,

to take responsibility for their colleagues who quit

Thanks for reading! Again, if you have any com-

its caramel flavor and had a pleasant aftertaste that is

leaving the drink to be quite boring, with much to desire

and now have to sub for classes due to teacher ab-

ments, questions, or notice any mistakes in our news-

uncommon with caffeinated drinks. However, the drink

for, and akin to a diluted espresso shot.

sences. For these reasons, teachers lost the motiva-

paper, please contact bifyellowpages@gmail.com!

new Winter Menu. Needless to say, I did not continue