14 • Albury Wodonga NewsWeekly – Friday, October 28, 2011
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5:30 Seven Early News 6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show (PG) 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 Mercurio’s Menu: North West Tasmania 12:30 Seven News Special: The Queen's Speech Live From Perth 2:00 Dr Oz: Secrets Behind Your Insomnia (PG) 3:00 That ‘70s Show (PG) 3:30 Toybox [s] 4:00 It’s Academic [s] 4:30 Seven News at 4:30 [s] 5:30 Deal Or No Deal [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Today Tonight [s] 7:00 Home and Away (PG) 7:30 Better Homes And Gardens [s] – Save stress this Christmas - make Fast Ed’s Xmas Pudding now. All the best food for the Melbourne Cup, including champagne berry jelly. Graham's Top five flowering trees for backyards. Is Victoria’s Mornington Peninsula hiding Australia’s best home? 9:00 Friday Night Movie: “Mamma Mia!” (PG s,l) (’08) – Based on a Broadway musical and featuring the music by ABBA, it tells the story of Sophie a young woman who goes on a quest to search for her father’s identity. Stars: Meryl Streep & Amanda Seyfried 11:20 That ‘70s Show (PG) 12:20 October Road: The Infidelity Tour / Deck The Howls (PG) 2:10 Home Shopping
6:00 TEN News [s] 7:00 Toasted TV [s] 8:00 Totally Wild [s] 8:30 Wurrawhy [s] 9:00 9AM News [s] 10:00 The Circle (PG) [s] 12:00 TEN News Presents: The Queen In Perth 1:00 The Doctors (PG) [s] 2:00 Ready Steady Cook (PG) [s] 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) [s] 3:30 Infomercial (PG) 4:00 Huey’s Kitchen [s] 4:30 The Bold And The Beautiful [s] 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:30 6:30 With George Negus [s] 7:00 The 7PM Project (PG) 7:30 Rules Of Engagement: The Home Stretch / Uh-Oh It’s Magic (PG s) – Jeff gets suspicious when he meets his wife’s home pilates instructor; Russell and Timmy spar over a waitress at the diner. 8:30 International Rules Football 11:00 The Late Show (PG) [s] 12:00 Late Movie: “Cleaverville” (M v) (’07) – A con-artist hunted by the mob finds refuge with her grifter mother and estranged daughter, causing friction as the three women try to outwit the gangsters. Stars: Ever Carradine & Leela Savasta 2:05 Burn Notice: Shots In The Dark (M) 3:00 Infomercials (PG
5:05 Worldwatch 1:00 Food Lovers Guide to Australia 1:30 Insight [s] 2:30 Living Black [s] 3:00 Letters and Numbers [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour 5:30 Global Village: French Coastlines [s] 6:00 Letters and Numbers (PG) 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Coast: The Outer Hebrides [s] – Neil Oliver and the team visit the Outer Hebrides. 8:30 As It Happened: The Polish Battle of Britain (PG) [s] – This dramatised documentary recounts how, during the most decisive phase of the Battle of the Britain, a single squadron of 34 Polish fighter pilots wreaked havoc on the Luftwaffe. 9:30 World News Australia [s] 10:00 My Big Breasts and Me (M n) [s] – Three young women tell of the problems they encounter having much larger than normal breasts. The average chest size of a British teenager has grown dramatically over the past ten years. 11:05 Thriller Movie: “Lie” (M n,s,l) (’09) (From Puerto Rico, In Spanish) 12:35 South Park: Return of Chef / Smug Alert! / A Million Little Fibbers (M d,l,a) 2:00 Weatherwatch & Music
5:00 rage (PG) 10:00 rage’s Halloween Spooktacular (PG) 11:00 Foreign Correspondent [s] 11:30 Australian Story [s] 12:00 Basketball: WNBL: Dandenong Vs Bulleen *Live* 2:00 Live: The Queen’s Barbecue 3:00 Football: W-League – Today Canberra United clash with Perth Glory from McKellar Park. 5:00 Bowls: Australia v RSA 2011 – All the action from the Moonta Bowls Club on South Australia’s copper coast. 6:00 The Queen’s Visit: Highlights [s] – A special highlights package celebrating The Queen's current tour of Australia. 6:30 Gardening Australia [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 Doc Martin (PG) – Sleepless nights take their toll on Martin and Louise, with their constantly wailing baby. Aunt Ruth has problems with a neighbour. 8:20 Poirot: Murder In Mesopotamia (PG) – When Poirot is on holiday in Iraq, the wife of an American archaeologist is murdered. Poirot must do his own digging to find the killer. 10:00 Penn And Teller: Fool Us [s] 10:45 Trial And Retribution: Tracks (M l,v,n) 12:15 rage’s Halloween Spooktacular (MA15+a,l,d,h,n,s,v)
6:00 Toasted TV [s] 9:00 Scope [s] 9:30 The Elephant Princess [s] 5:45 Four Nations Rugby League 2011: Australia v New Zealand 6:00 Children’s Programs 7:00 Weekend Sunrise [s] 10:00 The Hot30 Countdown 12:00 Landed Music (PG l,s) *Live* – From Halliwell Jones Stadium, Warrington. 8:00 Weekend 9:00 Saturday Disney [s] 1:00 Australian Rally Championship: Junior Challenge Final 11:00 The 2011 Melbourne Cup Carnival: AAMI Victoria Derby Today 9:00 Saturday Kerri Anne 11:00 Children’s Programs 2:00 Handle With Care Handle With Care Day *Live 2:30 Afternoon Movie: “Free Willy 2: The Adventure Home” (G) 3:00 Breakthrough With Tony Robbins 5:30 The 2011 Melbourne Cup Carnival: AAMI Victoria Derby (’95) Stars: Jason James Richter 4:00 Escape With ET Day Fashion Show 4:30 Antiques Roadshow 5:00 TEN Evening News [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 5:00 News: First At Five [s] 6:30 Movie: “Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian” 5:30 Getaway (PG) – Europe from the air - spectacular aerial tours 6:30 Islands Of Britain: The South (G) – Martin Clunes explores (PG v) (’09) – Security guard Larry Daley infiltrates the Smithislands off the south coast of the British mainland. of London, Rome and Barcelona. sonian Institution in order to rescue Jedediah and Octavius, who 7:30 Family Movie Special: “Wall-E” (G) (’08) – After hundreds of 6:00 National News Saturday [s] have been shipped to the museum by mistake. Stars: Ben Stiller years working alone to clean up the planet, lovable robot Wall-E 6:30 Australia’s Funniest Home Videos & Amy Adams discovers a new purpose in life when he meets the sleek, search 7:30 Movie: “Open Season” (G) (’07) Stars: Martin Lawrence 8:40 Movie: “Timeline” (M v,l) (’03) – A team of student archaeolorobot, Eve, and embarks on a space journey that will ultimately 9:15 Movie: “The Shawshank Redemption” (M v,l) (’93) Stars: Tim gists on a dig at a medieval site in France suddenly find themdecide the fate of mankind. Stars: Jeff Garlin & Fred Willard Robbins & Morgan Freeman selves in the14th century feudal France on a perilous journey 9:45 The Saturday Movie: “Public Enemies” (M) (’09) – . During 12:15 Late Movie: “Feast Of Love” (MA15+l,s) (’08) Stars: Morgan beyond their wildest dreams. Stars: Paul Walker & Frances O’America’s lawless 1930’s, a stable of gangsters were depicted Freeman. connor as front-page celebrities rather than criminals. Puris’s efforts to 2:15 The Baron: Long Ago & Far Away (PG) thwart the high profile of criminals led to the formation of what is 11:05 Late Movie: “Alien Siege” (MA15+v) (’05) Stars: Brad John3:15 Til Death (PG s) son & Carl Weathers now known as the FBI. Stars: Johnny Depp & Christian Bale 4:00 Danoz 1:00 Mental: Coda (M) 12:15 Grey’s Anatomy (M) [s] 4:30 Newstyle Direct 2:00 Infomercials (PG) 2:15 Home Shopping [s] 5:00 Religious Program
5:05 Worldwatch 1:00 Masterpiece: Leonard Cohen: Live at the Isle of Wight (M l) 2:10 Masterpiece: Sickert vs Sargent (PG) The Future 3:15 Masterpiece: One Thousand Pictures: RFK’s Last Journey (PG) 4:00 Masterpiece: James Rhodes: Piano Man: Mad, Bad and Sad (PG) 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Who Do You Think You Are? Geoffrey Robertson [s] 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Big, Bigger, Biggest: Aircraft Carrier (PG) [s] – The world’s largest aircraft carrier, the 100,000 tonne USS Nimitz, is a remarkable feat of design engineering, and is able to sail for 20 years without refuelling. 8:30 Mythbusters: Unarmed and Unharmed (PG) [s] – Adam and Jamie tackle a classic myth from the Hollywood Westerns. 9:30 Rockwiz: Talei Wolfgramm & Simone Felice (PG) – Host Julia Zemiro asks the questions and Brian Nankervis adjudicates over the mayhem. 10:20 Biography Movie: “Hunger” (MA15+ a,n,v) (’08) (From Ireland) 12:05 SOS (M) 1:05 South Park: The Early Years (M s,l) 2:05 Weatherwatch Overnight
5:00 rage (PG) 6:30 Children’s Programs 9:00 Insiders [s] 10:00 Inside Business [s] 10:30 Offsiders [s] 11:00 Asia Pacific Focus [s] 11:30 Songs of Praise: Meet The Musicians 12:00 Landline [s] 1:00 7.30 [s] 1:30 Message Stick: Rebecca Richards [s] 2:00 Lost Years: A Sea Turtle Odyssey [s] 3:00 Art Of Germany: Shadow Of Hitler [s] 3:50 Entanglement Theory 4:00 Prokofiev: The Unfinished Diary [s] 5:00 Art Nation 5:30 Dance Academy [s] 6:00 Life: Insects [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 Wide Open Road: Car Wars [s] – Australia’s love of cars provoked major conflicts in society. 8:30 The No.1 Ladies’ Detective Agency: Beauty & Integrity (PG) 9:25 Grumpy Guide To... Romance (PG) 10:00 Compass: Life’s Big Questions: Lincoln Hall (M l) 10:30 Pride And Prejudice [s] 11:25 Ladies Of Letters (PG) [s] 11:50 Movie: “The Old Dark House” (PG) (’32) *Melvyn Douglas 1:00 Movie: “Night Of The Living Dead” (M h,v) (’68) Stars: Judith O’Dea 2:45 Movie: “Bucket Of Blood” (M d,v) (’59) Stars: Dick Miller 4:00 rage
6:00 Children’s Programs 7:00 Weekend Today 10:00 Wide World Of Sports 11:00 Bank Of Melbourne Marathon 2011 – Highlights 12:00 Experience Europe: Nuremberg To Rothenberg 12:30 Wildfire: Close To Home (PG) 1:30 The Celebrity Apprentice (PG) [s] 4:30 Manly Surf 5:00 News: First At Five [s] 5:30 Antiques Roadshow [s] 6:00 National Evening News [s] 6:30 Frozen Planet (PG) – Set in the Arctic and Antarctic, Frozen Planet takes you on a polar expedition, exploring the impacts of climate change on arctic species. 7:30 60 Minutes [s] 8:30 Underbelly - Razor: Big Moves (M v,l) – Big Jim faces the noose over the attempted murder of his wife Tilly Devine. 9:30 Person Of Interest: Killing Zoe (M) 10:30 Prime Suspect: Great Guy, Yet: Dead (M) 11:30 Flashpoint: He Knows His Brother (M) 12:30 The Baron: Legions Of Ammak (PG) 1:30 Spyforce: The Gunner (PG) 2:30 Primetime: Crime (M) 3:30 Danoz 4:00 Good Morning America 5:00 Early Morning News
6:00 Religious Programs 7:00 Weekend Sunrise [s] 10:00 Kochie’s Business Builders [s] 10:30 V8 Xtra [s] 11:00 Breaking The Magician’s Code: Magic’s Secrets Revealed (PG) 12:00 The 2011 Melbourne Cup Carnival: Emirates Melbourne Cup – Preview 1:00 New Zealand’s South Island 2:00 Afternoon Movie: “Sneakers” (PG v,l,s) (’92) Stars: Robert Redford & Sidney Poitier 4:45 Fawlty Towers (PG) [s] 5:30 Coxy’s Big Break [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Sunday Night [s] 7:30 Wild Boys (PG) – Mary’s thrilled to have her younger brother Ben come to town. 8:30 Bones: The Goop On The Girl (M v) – When a man dressed as Santa Claus blows himself up during a botched bank robbery, Brennan and Booth work to identify the bomber. 9:30 Castle: Tick, Tick, Tick... (M) – Agent Jordan Shaw, an insightful and accomplished Federal investigator teams up with Castle and Beckett to hunt down a cunning and elusive serial killer. 10:30 Royal Pains: Spasticity (M) 11:30 Forensic Investigators - Australia’s True Crime (M v,d) 12:30 Grey’s Anatomy (M) [s] 1:30 Home Shopping
6:00 Religious Programs 7:00 Totally Wild [s] 7:30 Pearlie [s] 8:00 Totally Australia: Saving Seals 9:00 The Hot30 Countdown (G) 10:00 The Hot30 Countdown (PG l,s,a) 12:00 Ironman: Coolangatta Gold 2:00 Netball Test Series 2011: Australia v New Zealand - Third Test - Melbourne. 4:00 Meet The Press [s] 4:30 The Bolt Report [s] 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:30 Merlin: The Wicked Way (PG) – The Prince’s birthday celebration is promised to be a party that Camelot will never forget. 7:30 Junior Masterchef [s] – Eight young cooks at the bottom of the ladder face a battle to cook “The Perfect Curry” to remain in the competition. 8:30 Special Presentation: Mobbed (PG) – Thousands of strangers help guests on the show plan surprises for their friends, family, loved ones or co-workers. 9:30 Ringer: It’s Gonna Kill Me, But I’ll Do IT (M) – FBI agent Machado uncovers some new information, which forces Bridget to reveal some information about her past. 10:30 Formula One Grand Prix: Rnd 17 - India 1:00 Infomercials (PG)
5:00 Worldwatch 8:30 PopAsia TV 10:30 FIFA World Cup 2014 Magazine 11:00 Les Murrays Football Feature 12:00 UEFA Champions League Magazine 12:30 Speedweek [s] 2:00 Al Jazeera News [s] 3:00 Hitler’s Bodyguard: Nearly Assassinated at the Berghof (PG) [s] 4:00 A Fork in Asia: Lebanon 4:30 Living Black [s] 5:00 Cycling Central 6:00 Thalassa: Singapore’s Subway / Tasmanian Success Story 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Lost Worlds: The Race to Bury King Tut (PG) [s] – In 1323 BC, Egypt was thrown into turmoil by the sudden death of its young King, Tutankhamun. 8:30 Dateline [s] – International current affairs hosted by Mark Davis and Yalda Hakim. 9:30 Virtual JFK: Vietnam If JFK Had Lived (PG) [s] – What would President John F. Kennedy have done in Vietnam if he had not been assassinated in 1963. 11:00 Drama Movie: “Ship of No Return: The Last Voyage of the Gustloff” (M v) (’08) (In German) 12:45 Romance Movie: “An Italian Romance” (MA15+s,v,a) (’04) (In Italian) 2:40 Weatherwatch Overnight
5:00 First Tuesday Book Club [s] 5:30 At The Movies (PG) 6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 9:00 ABC News [s] 9:30 Business Today [s] 10:00 School Programs 11:00 Landline [s] 12:00 Midday Report [s] 12:30 Monarch Of The Glen [s] 1:25 A Poet’s Guide to Britain [s] 2:00 Parliament Question Time [s] 3:00 Children’s Programs 6:00 Time Team America: Fort James 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 7.30 [s] 8:00 Australian Story [s] 8:30 Four Corners [s] 9:15 Media Watch [s] 9:35 Q&A [s] 10:30 Lateline [s] 11:05 Lateline Business [s] 11:35 Darling Buds Of May: When The Green Woods Laugh - Part 2 (PG) [s] – Follows the adventures of the indestructible Larkin family as they guard the secret of how Pop makes his money. 12:30 Monarch Of The Glen [s] 1:20 Parliament Question Time: Reps [s] 2:30 Jennifer Byrne Presents: Monsters And Bloodsuckers 3:00 Bowls: Australia v RSA 2011 – From Moonta Bowls Club, South Australia. 4:00 rage
5:30 Today *Live* 9:00 Kerri-Anne (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s] 11:30 Alive & Cooking 12:00 The Ellen De Generes Show (PG) 1:00 The View (PG) 2:00 Days Of Our Lives (PG) 3:00 ET [s] 3:30 Hi-5 [s] 4:00 Pyramid [s] 4:30 Afternoon News 5:30 Hot Seat 6:00 National Evening News [s] 6:30 WIN News [s] 7:00 A Current Affair [s] 7:30 The Celebrity Apprentice (PG) 8:30 The Mentalist: Blood And Sand (M) – A woman’s body is found on an island off the California coast. 9:30 CSI: Miami: Killer Regrets (M) – Horatio protects a Mexican police chief from a mysterious assassin who killed her husband. 10:30 CSI: Miami: Miami, We Have A Problem (M) – A man falls from the sky seemingly from out of nowhere. Horatio and the team hypothesize that he must have fallen from a great height. 11:30 Better With You: Better With Lying (PG) 12:00 WIN News Late Edition [s] 12:30 Undercovers: Devices (MA15+v) 1:30 The Avengers (PG) 2:30 Entertainment Tonight [s] 3:00 Danoz 3:30 Good Morning America [s] 5:00 Early Morning News
5:30 Seven Early News [s] 6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 Kerri-Anne (PG) 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 Emirates Melbourne Cup Day Parade 2:00 Dr Oz: Reversing Heart Disease: How To Alter Your Own Fate Without Surgery (PG) 3:00 Toybox [s] 4:00 It’s Academic [s] 4:30 Seven News at 4:30 [s] 5:30 Deal Or No Deal [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Today Tonight [s] 7:00 Home and Away (PG) [s] 7:30 The X Factor: Top 6 Performance (PG) 8:30 Body Of Proof: Point of Origin / Letting Go (M) – Peter stumbles upon a house fire in progress before the fire department arrives and is able to rescue a young woman. The woman, now in critical condition was recently trying to reunite with her biological father. 10:30 Suits: Dog Fight (M) [s] – Harvey believes that a man he put away for murder is innocent. Now, Harvey intends to prove Clifford Danner’s innocence. 11:30 30 Rock (PG) – Kenneth’s interest in doing a Secret Santa is not met with enthusiasm by the TGS staff. 12:00 Special: This Rugged Coast 1:00 Home Shopping
6:00 TEN News [s] 7:00 Toasted TV [s] 8:00 Totally Wild [s] 8:30 Wurrawhy [s] 9:00 9AM News [s] 10:00 The Circle (PG) [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (PG) 1:00 The Doctors (PG) [s] 2:00 Ready Steady Cook [s] 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) [s] 3:30 Infomercial (PG) 4:00 Huey’s Kitchen [s] 4:30 The Bold And The Beautiful [s] 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:30 The Project (PG) – The news but not as you know it! Join Charlie Pickering, Carrie Bickmore and Dave Hughes as they dissect, digest and re-constitute the daily news. 7:30 Junior Masterchef [s] – 12 young cooks are excited at the thought of travelling to the USA. 8:30 Undercover Boss Australia: Hutchinson Builders (PG) 9:30 Law & Order: S.V.U: Pursuit (M v,a) – When crusading TV host Alicia Harding's quest to find her sister's abductor becomes dangerous ADA Paxton gets involved, but she may not be entirely objective. 10:30 Good News World (M) 11:30 The Late Show (PG) 12:30 Infomercials (PG)
5:05 Worldwatch 1:00 Dateline [s] 2:00 Insight [s] 3:00 Letters and Numbers [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal 4:30 FIFA Futbol Mundial [s] 5:00 The Crew [s] 5:30 Living Black [s] 6:00 Letters and Numbers [s] 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 William Shatner’s Weird or What?: Freaks of Nature (PG) William Shatner investigates three mysterious freaks of nature 8:30 Kill Arman: Cambodia /Bokator (M a) – Thirty years ago, the Cambodian genocide saw almost all of the masters of the ancient combat art of Bokator murdered. Only five masters survived the Killing Fields, among them San Kim Sean. 9:00 South Park: Crack Baby Athletic Association (M a,s,l) 9:30 World News Australia [s] 10:00 Housos: Pregnant (MA15+a,d,s,l) [s] – Follows the day-to-day adventures of Shazza, Dazza, Franky and Kylie - best mates from the block. Shazza is about to have a baby and Dazza struggles to get her to the hospital. 10:30 Skins: Rich (MA15+s,l) 11:30 The World Game 12:30 Living Black [s] 1:00 Thriller Movie: Kontroll” (MA15+s,l,v) (’03) (In Hungarian) 2:55 Weatherwatch Overnight
5:00 Q&A [s] 6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 9:00 ABC News [s] 9:30 Business Today [s] 10:00 Behind The News [s] 10:25 School Programs 11:00 Big Ideas [s] 12:00 Midday Report [s] 12:30 Letters On The Bridge [s] 1:35 Meerkat Manor [s] 2:00 Parliament Question Time [s] 3:00 Children’s Programs 6:00 Lost Gardens: Penjerrick [s] 6:50 Minuscule: Caterpillar Dream 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 7.30 [s] – Current affairs program. 8:00 Foreign Correspondent [s] 8:30 Rome Wasn’t Built In A Day (M l) [s] 9:30 United States Of Tara: The Electrifying & Magnanimous Return Of Beaverlamp (M l,s,v) 10:00 First Tuesday Book Club With Jennifer Byrne 10:30 Lateline [s] 11:05 Lateline Business [s] 11:35 Four Corners [s] 12:20 Media Watch [s] 12:35 Parliament Question Time: Senate [s] 1:35 Artscape: Artists At Work 2:10 Rome Wasn’t Built In A Day (M l) [s] 3:00 Big Ideas [s] 4:00 rage
5:30 Today *Live* 9:00 Kerri-Anne (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s] 11:30 Alive & Cooking 12:00 The Ellen De Generes Show (PG) 1:00 The View (PG) 2:00 Days Of Our Lives (PG) 3:00 ET [s] 3:30 Hi-5 [s] 4:00 Pyramid [s] 4:30 Afternoon News 5:30 Hot Seat 6:00 National Evening News [s] 6:30 WIN News [s] 7:00 A Current Affair 7:30 The Celebrity Apprentice (PG) 8:00 Big Bang Theory: The Toast Derivation (PG s) 8:30 Two And A Half Men (M s) 9:30 Survivor: South Pacific (PG) 10:30 The Joy Of Sets: What Could Possibly Go Wrong? (M l,n) 11:00 Embarrassing Bodies: Embarrassing Teenage Bodies / Boys vs Girls (M mp,s,n) 12:00 WIN News Late Edition [s] 12:30 20/20 [s] 1:30 Entertainment Tonight [s] 2:00 Matlock Police (M a,v) 3:00 Danoz 3:30 Good Morning America [s] 5:00 Early Morning News
5:30 Seven Early News [s] 6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 Dr Oz: Dr Oz’s Ultimate Summer Diet 10:00 The 2011 Melbourne Cup Carnival: Emirates Melbourne Cup Day *Live* – It’s the first Tuesday in November, which means one thing to Australians, the Emirates Melbourne Cup. 5:30 Deal Or No Deal [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Today Tonight [s] 7:00 Home and Away (PG) [s] 7:30 The X Factor: Top 6 Results (PG) 8:30 Australia’s Got Amazing Talent – Grant Denyer takes us back to look at the best this nation's had to offer over the past series of ‘Australia’s Got Talent’. 9:30 Parenthood: Nora (PG) [s] – An unlikely accomplice rushes Kristina to the hospital, while Julia and Joel receive positive news on a possible addition to their family. 10:30 Dinner Date: Ross Gammon (PG) [s] – Ross Gammon hasn’t been so lucky on love. Tonight, he’s going on three blind dates. 11:30 Parks And Recreation (PG) 12:00 House Calls To The Rescue [s] 1:00 Home Shopping
6:00 TEN News [s] 7:00 Toasted TV [s] 8:00 Totally Wild [s] 8:30 Wurrawhy [s] 9:00 9AM News [s] 10:00 The Circle (PG) [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (PG) [s] 1:00 The Doctors (PG) [s] 2:00 Ready Steady Cook [s] 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) [s] 3:30 Infomercial (PG) 4:00 Huey’s Kitchen [s] 4:30 The Bold And The Beautiful [s] 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:30 The Project (PG) 7:30 Modern Family: Manny Get Your Gun / Mother Tucker (PG) 8:30 NCIS: Thirst (M) – The NCIS team are called in to investigate when a Navy Lieutenant dies of over-hydration. Meanwhile, Gibbs meets Ducky’s new lady. 9:30 NCIS: Los Angeles: Lone Wolf (M v) – After a former Navy intelligence officer is murdered, Hetty contacts a former coworker when the NCIS team uncovers a threat to national security. 10:30 NCIS: Los Angeles: Anonymous (M v) – After a state department employee and a plastic surgeon are murdered, the NCIS team must frantically search for the only witness who can identify the killers’ surgically -altered faces. 11:30 The Late Show (PG) 12:30 Infomercials (PG)
5:05 Worldwatch 1:00 Comedy Movie: “Little Indian Big City” (PG) (’94) (In French) 2:40 Spacefiles 3:00 Letters and Numbers [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour 5:30 Global Village: Visions of Italy [s] 6:00 Letters and Numbers [s] 6:30 World News Australia 7:30 Insight [s] 8:30 All Watched Over By Machines of Loving Grace: The Monkey in the Machine and the Machine in the Monkey [s] – This episode looks at why we humans find this machine vision so beguiling. It argues it is because all political dreams of changing the world for the better seem to have failed - so we have retreated into machine-fantasies. 9:30 World News Australia [s] 10:00 Hot Docs: Gaddafi: Our Best Enemy (PG) [s] – In the wake of his recent death, this program looks back at how the West dealt with Muammar Gaddafi. 11:50 Drama Movie: “Prima Primavera” (M v,l) (’08) (In Hungarian) 1:25 Fellini: I Am a Born Liar (M a,l,s) – Delves into the dynamic world of Italian filmmaker Federico Fellini. 3:20 Weatherwatch Overnight
5:00 Talking Heads [s] 5:30 Spicks And Specks (PG) 6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 9:00 ABC News [s] 9:30 Business Today [s] 10:00 School Programs 12:00 Midday Report [s] 12:30 National Press Club Address: Dr Brenda Shaw: Medicines Australia [s] 1:30 Family Fortunes (PG) 2:00 Parliament Question Time [s] 3:00 Children’s Programs 6:00 Country House Rescue [s] 6:50 Minuscule: Horse Fly 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 7.30 [s] – Current affairs program. 8:00 Poh’s Kitchen On The Road [s] 8:30 Spicks And Specks (PG) [s] 9:00 Gruen Planet (M) 9:35 The Hamster Wheel [s] – The Chaser team’s take on the media and events of the week. 10:05 At The Movies (PG) 10:35 Lateline [s] 11:10 Lateline Business [s] 11:40 South Pacific: Endless Blue (PG) 12:30 Parliament Question Time: Senate [s] 1:35 Jennifer Byrne Presents: Biography 2:00 Country House Rescue [s] 3:00 Big Ideas [s] 4:00 rage
5:30 Today *Live* 9:00 Kerri-Anne (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s] 11:30 Alive & Cooking 12:00 The Ellen De Generes Show (PG) 1:00 The View (PG) 2:00 Days Of Our Lives (PG) 3:00 ET [s] 3:30 Hi-5 [s] 4:00 Pyramid [s] 4:30 Afternoon News 5:30 Hot Seat 6:00 National Evening News [s] 6:30 WIN News [s] 7:00 A Current Affair 7:30 The Celebrity Apprentice (PG) 8:30 Prime Suspect: Gone To Pieces (M) – Duffy attempts to give a hit-and-run case to Jane when he thinks it can’t be solved. 9:30 To Be Announced 10:30 Who Do You Think You Are? Vanessa Williams (PG) 11:30 Better With You: Better With Dancing (PG) 12:00 WIN News Late Edition [s] 12:30 Eclipse Music TV (PG) 1:00 What Would You Do? (M) 2:00 New Style Direct 2:30 Danoz 3:30 Good Morning America 5:00 Early Morning News
5:30 Seven Early News [s] 6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show (PG) 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: “Ruthless People” (M l,a,s) (’86) Stars: Danny De Vito 2:00 Dr Oz (PG) 3:00 Toybox [s] 4:00 It’s Academic [s] 4:30 Seven News at 4:30 [s] 5:30 Deal Or No Deal [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Today Tonight [s] 7:00 Home and Away (PG) 7:30 The One - Australia’s Most Gifted Psychic: Tunnels (PG) – This week our psychics will each be asked to identify the owner of an iconic piece of sporting memorabilia. 8:30 Criminal Minds: Solitary Man (M a) – A truck driver is kidnapping women and disposing of them in random locations and the BAU team must find out his motive in order to catch the killer. 9:30 Above Suspicion: The Red Dahlia (M v,l) – As the body of another victim is discovered, Travis jeopardises the enquiry by sleeping with the journalist the killer has involved in the case. 10:30 Great Escapes (M) [s] 11:30 Gangs Of Oz (M v,l,d) [s] – Cabramatta’s 5T was heavily involved in the heroin trade. 12:30 Home Shopping
6:00 TEN News [s] 7:00 Toasted TV [s] 8:00 Totally Wild [s] 8:30 Wurrawhy [s] 9:00 9AM News [s] 10:00 The Circle (PG) [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (PG) [s] 1:00 The Doctors (PG) [s] 2:00 Ready Steady Cook [s] 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) [s] 3:30 Infomercial (PG) 4:00 Huey’s Kitchen [s] 4:30 The Bold And The Beautiful [s] 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:30 The Project (PG) – The news but not as you know it! 7:30 Glee: Pot O’ Gold (PG) – A rival candidate enters the Congressional race against Sue; New Directions suffers more defections; and a new foreign-exchange student tries to fit in at McKinley. 8:30 Hawaii Five-O: Ka Hakaka Maikai (M) – The FIVE-0’s investigation into the murder of a wealthy restaurant owner causes McGarrett to take part in a charity MMA fight to the finish. Five-0 reviews a video of McGarrett’s Father. 9:30 NCIS: Borderland (M v) – The team tries to track down a serial killer, while Abby heads south of the border to give a speech with McGee in tow. 10:30 White Collar: Deadline (M) 11:30 The Late Show (PG) 12:30 Infomercials (PG)
5:00 Worldwatch 6:30 UEFA Champions League – Matchday 4 *Live* 9:00 Worldwatch 3:00 Letters and Numbers [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Global Village: Visions of Italy: Northern Style [s] 6:00 Letters and Numbers [s] 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Amazon with Bruce Parry (PG) [s] – Bruce reaches the vast Mamiraua nature reserve, home to many wildlife species. There he lives among local tribe the Ribeirinho. 8:30 One Born Every Minute (M a,l) [s] – In this episode, the stakes are high for two older mums on the labour ward. For Julia this is a miracle baby; her first and possibly only child. For Sara it’s her third and, after a traumatic previous birth, she is truly terrified. 9:30 World News Australia [s] 10:00 Drama Movie: “Un Secret” (M a,s) (’07) – Francois is a sickly boy growing up in post-WWII France. His parents are athletic and obsessed with sport. Francois imagines he has a brother who is the exact opposite of him: handsome, athletic and forceful. (In French) 11:55 112 Emergency (PG) 1:25 Weatherwatch Overnight
4:55 National Press Club Address [s] 6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 9:00 ABC News [s] 9:30 Business Today [s] 10:00 School Programs 11:00 Baroque 12:00 Midday Report [s] 12:30 Hope Springs (PG) 1:30 Mother And Son [s] 2:00 Bed Of Roses (PG) 3:00 Children’s Programs 6:00 Mastercrafts: Weaving 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 7.30 [s] – Current affairs program. 8:00 QI: Holidays (PG) 8:30 The Slap: Rosie (M l,v,s) [s] – Rosie receives notification of the court date. 9:30 Crownies [s] – Janet King and Lina Badir put aside their differences as they face the first day of the Max Gardiner trial. 10:25 Lateline [s] 11:00 Lateline Business [s] 11:30 Live From Abbey Road: Fleet Foxes / Manchester Orchestra / PJ Harvey And John Parish (PG) 12:30 Parliament Question Time: Reps [s] 1:30 QI: Holidays [s] 2:00 Visions Of The Future: The Biotech Revolution [s] 3:10 To The Manor Bowen: Builders (M l) 4:00 rage (PG)
5:30 Today *Live* 9:00 Kerri-Anne (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s] 11:30 Alive & Cooking 12:00 The Ellen De Generes Show (PG) 1:00 The View (PG) 2:00 Days Of Our Lives (PG) 3:00 ET [s] 3:30 Hi-5 [s] 4:00 Pyramid [s] 4:30 Afternoon News 5:30 Hot Seat 6:00 National Evening News [s] 6:30 WIN News [s] 7:00 A Current Affair 7:30 The Celebrity Apprentice (PG) 8:00 Program To Be Advised 8:30 Unforgettable (M v) 9:30 CSI: Miami LA (M v) – Horatio and Delko must travel to Los Angeles when a secret from Jesse’s past may allow a killer to go free. 10:30 Chase: Crazy Love (M v) – A fugitive with a dark past manipulates his teenage girlfriend. 11:30 Better With You: Better With Crying (PG) 12:00 WIN News Late Edition [s] 12:30 Rubicon: Connect The Dots (M) 1:30 Entertainment Tonight [s] 2:00 20/20 3:00 Danoz 3:30 Good Morning America 5:00 Early Morning News
5:30 Seven Early News [s] 6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show (PG) 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 The 2011 Melbourne Cup Carnival: Crown Oaks Day *Live 5:30 Deal Or No Deal [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Today Tonight [s] 7:00 Home and Away (PG) 7:30 Beauty And The Geek Australia (PG) [s] – This week, the geeks are in for the biggest shock of the series. 8:30 The Amazing Race (PG) – Eleven teams of two embark on a race around the globe, travelling through four continents, 20 cities and covering 60,000 kilometres. Which team will persevere and win the grand money prize? 9:30 How I Met Your Mother: As Fast As She Can / The Leap (PG) – After Ted bumps into Tony and Stella on the street, Tony shows up at Ted’s apartment wanting to make amends. 10:30 Outsourced: Truly, Madly, Pradeeply / Home For The Diwalidays (PG) – When Asha begins taking the next step toward her arranged marriage, Todd and Manmeet devise a plan that will make Todd a potential suitor. 12:00 Trauma: Tunnel Vision (M v) 1:00 Home Shopping
6:00 TEN News [s] 7:00 Toasted TV [s] 7:30 Totally Wild [s] 8:00 Scope [s] 8:30 Wurrawhy [s] 9:00 9AM News [s] 10:00 The Circle (PG) [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (PG) [s] 1:00 The Doctors (PG) [s] 2:00 Ready Steady Cook [s] 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) [s] 3:30 Infomercial (PG) 4:00 Huey’s Kitchen [s] 4:30 The Bold And The Beautiful [s] 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:30 The Project (PG) 7:30 Recruits Paramedics (PG v,d,a) – One of the most important skills a paramedic will need is how to deliver a baby. 8:00 Keeping Up With The Joneses (PG) 8:30 Rush (M) – Ridden by the guilt of letting a fellow TR member die on his watch, Josh has gone underground, working to his own agenda and leaving the task force to pick up the pieces. 9:30 Law & Order: S.V.U: Bully (M v,a) – Detectives Benson and Stabler investigate the death of a woman found murdered in her apartment above an art gallery. 10:30 Law & Order: Crashers (M v,a) – The body of Brenna Lane is found burning in an alley. 11:30 The Late Show (PG) 12:30 Infomercials (PG)
5:00 Worldwatch 6:30 UEFA Champions League – Matchday 4 *Live* 9:00 Worldwatch 3:00 Letters and Numbers [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour 5:30 Global Village: French Coastlines [s] 6:00 Letters and Numbers [s] 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Sri Lanka with Peter Kuruvita [s] 8:00 Luke Nguyen’s Vietnam [s] – Luke reaches the bustling city of Hanoi where he gives a how-to guide on the vibrant street food scene. 8:35 Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations: Disappearing Manhattan (PG) [s] – Best-selling author and chef Anthony Bourdain visits some of the quintessential Manhattan restaurants. 9:30 World News Australia [s] 10:00 Big Love: The Special Relationship (PG) – Bill’s success in the senate is offset by new roadblocks set up by the Mormon church. 11:05 UEFA Champions League Hour 12:05 Horror Movie: “The Red Shoes” (MA15+v,h) (’05) (In Korean) 1:55 Weatherwatch Overnight
5:30 Today *Live* [s] 9:00 Kerri-Anne (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s] 11:30 Alive & Cooking 12:00 The Ellen De Generes Show (PG) 1:00 The View (PG) 2:00 Days Of Our Lives (PG) 3:00 Entertainment Tonight [s] 3:30 Magical Tales 4:00 Pyramid [s] 4:30 Afternoon News 5:30 Hot Seat 6:00 National Evening News [s] 6:30 WIN News [s] 7:00 A Current Affair 7:30 The Celebrity Apprentice (PG s) 8:30 Movie: “U.S. Marshals” (M v,l) (’98) – U.S. Marshal Samuel Gerard and his street-smart deputies pursue a fugitive who is accused of two New York assassinations. Stars: Tommy Lee Jones. 11:15 Movie: “Dead Calm” (M v,s,a) (’89) Stars: Sam Neill, Nicole Kidman & Billy Zane 1:10 Late Movie: “Caddyshack” (M l,s) (’80) Stars: Chevy Chase 3:00 20/20 3:00 The Baron: Long Ago & Far Away (PG) 4:00 Entertainment Tonight [s] 4:30 Good Morning America
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5:00 Can We Help? [s] 5:30 The New Inventors [s] 6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 9:00 ABC News [s] 9:30 Business Today [s] 10:00 School Programs 11:00 Good Morning Kalimantan [s] 11:30 One Plus One [s] 12:00 Midday Report [s] 12:30 Agatha Christie: Poirot (M a,v) 2:10 Finding The Fallen [s] 3:00 Children’s Programs 6:00 Choccywoccydoodah: I Put A Spell On You [s] 6:25 The Good Cook [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 7.30 [s] – A state based edition of 7.30. 8:00 My Family: He’s Just Not That Into Ben (PG) [s] 8:30 Scott and Bailey (MA15+v) – Rachel is living with Nick, but Janet feels he is using her to stop her from reporting his malpractice and after Rachel is the victim of a hit-and-run, she tells Gill everything. 9:20 The Jonathan Ross Show [s] 10:05 Bored To Death: The Case Of The Beautiful Blackmailer (M l,s) [s] – Jonathan is hired to retrieve a sex tape from a blackmailing female escort. 10:35 Lateline [s] 11:20 Tracey Ullman’s State Of The Union (M a,l) 11:45 rage (MA15+a,l,h,d,n,s,v)