Boob sweat commercial sketch sample

Boob Sweat Commercial Sketch Sample By Allyssa Bujdoso

P.O. Box 2582 Chicago, IL 60690 859-468-9378

CUT TO: JANE SEYMOUR’S TERRACE - CARIBBEAN - MORNING STAGE LEFT - Jane Seymour is sitting on a terrace overlooking a Caribbean beach picking up the deodorant. She looks directly at the camera.

JANE SEYMOUR (Brittish Accent) Have you had a problem with boob sweat? Well if you have, you’re not alone. This epidemic affects 99.9% of women - except for me.

STAGE RIGHT - ALTERNATING LOCATIONS AS EACH WOMAN SPEAKS Alternating women speak testimonials in different settings, similar to a montage or a "series of shots."

Every time a woman notices her boob sweat, Jane Seymour V.O. the phrase ominously - "Boob Sweat" A) Zumba Lady in a Zumba class, looks up in mirror while taking a drink of water, she completely misses her mouth and thoroughly soaks entire sweatshirt after she sees double rings of sweat surrounding her breasts and makes a grimace in disgust and shame.

B) Club Lady at the club, dancing enthusiastically, looks down and sees her boob sweat rings have gone through her entire outfit and runs off in embarrassment.

C) Train Lady on a train, reaches up to grab a holding strap and notices her boob sweat rings have soaked through her trench coat. She lets go of the holding strap and crashes into the train door breaking her nose.

D) Kitchen Lady at home in her kitchen, pulling a turkey out of the oven, looks over and notices her reflection in the microwave and grimaces at her boob sweat that has soaked through her apron, and drops the turkey in disgust.

INT. OFFICE - BOARD ROOM - 2:11PM CENTER UP STAGE Sarah is giving a presentation to an office full of men. She looks down and notices her boob sweat.

SARAH I can’t believe I’ve ruined another outfit! What am I going to do about my boob sweat???

She takes off her blazer and throws it on the ground again.

2.

CUT TO: JANE SEYMOUR’S TERRACE - CARIBBEAN - MORNING STAGE LEFT Jane is lounging on a chaise, and delicately holding "Seymour’s Boob Schlick Stick."

JANE SEYMOUR If you can’t handle the heat in the kitchen or the board room, or any other place your life may take you, use Seymour’s Boob Schlick Stick for all your embarrassing sticky and sweaty situations.

JANE SEYMOUR If you’re like every other woman out there, who sweats in unpleasant places, you can use this Boob Schlick anywhere. Between your thighs, down your back, in between your crack, your face, and of course your entire boob region.

STAGE LEFT - ALTERNATING LOCATIONS CUT TO - Sarah at the Office SARAH It keeps me from ruining shirts and blazers! And everyone at my office respects me now!

JANE SEYMOUR Boob sweat.

CUT TO - Zumba Lady ZUMBA LADY I can run errands after I work out now and I no longer look like went swimming in my workout gear!

JANE SEYMOUR Boob sweat.

CUT TO - Lady at home in the kitchen KITCHEN LADY My husband no longer wants to hose me down after I’ve been slaving over a hot stove all day!

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3.

JANEY SEYMOUR Boob sweat.

CUT TO - Train lady TRAIN LADY The frotteurists on the train aren’t afraid to touch me anymore!

I missed their touch when I had boob sweat!

JANE SEYMOUR Boob sweat.

CUT TO - CLUB LADY CLUB LADY Now I focus on my moves, instead of my boobs!

JANE SEYMOUR Boob sweat.

CUT TO - JANE SEYMOUR’S TERRACE - CARIBBEAN - MORNING STAGE Jane Seymour sits up on chaise and turns again towards the camera, directly speaking to it.

JANE SEYMOUR Don’t become a victim of boob sweat, use Schlick Stick! One swipe will leave you fresh and flawless all day long!

MALE V.O. (Spoken very fast) Side effects may include: Hives, flesh eating rash, lowered self esteem, influx of sexist men in your life, and possible psychological damage. Jane Seymour does not actually use this product, but it works! It really works! Call now for your year supply, $49.99 not including shipping and handling!