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FIRSTLY, THANK YOU for getting this far and picking up a Jersey Weekly to read – just your doing that each week is what has kept us going this long already.

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We started Jersey Weekly over 2 years ago and since launching as a free magazine we seem to have confirmed what we first suspected – that Jersey really does like having an up-to-date weekly guide full of the latest local information.

In fact it’s become so popular that you will have noticed, it came out each Thursday/ Friday and, if you didn’t get a copy by Monday, all the stands were empty - the thousands of copies given away for free are all gone!

So, in fact, it was only free if you were fast enough and lucky enough to get there first, otherwise you’d have to hope you could get a copy the next week. And it’s been even more difficult to get a copy from locations ‘out of Town’.

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Local News Roundup Words by Jen Smith from Channel 103, news@jerseyweekly.com

Unemployment hits new high We found out last week that Jersey’s unemployment is at the highest level it’s ever been since modern records began.

There were 1,500 Islanders looking for work in October, which is 210 more than a year earlier.

It’s the largest recorded number to date - and means 130 Islanders have joined the job hunt since September.

Its gloomy news for Jersey’s economy, not only are there more of us searching for a job but more have been looking for a long time.

One in every five job seekers has been out of the daily grind for more than a year.

And the same pattern’s reoccurring - of the 1,500 out of work, almost a fifth are aged between 16-19.

Our new Chief Minister Ian Gorst promised to make reducing the dole queue his priority: “We’re going to be pushing new schemes including giving social security contribution holidays for employers, cash incentives to take on those who have been out of work, and we’re going to be providing more training courses.

Officers said a man tried to grab her but she resisted and ran off leaving her attacker behind.

The suspect is being described as in his 20s, around 6ft tall, and was wearing black tracksuit bottoms and a black hoody.

New Chief Minister Ian Gorst announced last week he’s chosen Senator Ian Le Marquand to be his right-hand man.

Police are also keen to speak to a cyclist seen in the area at the time – he was seen with a helmet, cycling gear and sunglasses.

The politician in charge at Home Affairs will add Deputy Chief Minister to his responsibilities.

If you’ve any information - please call Jersey HQ on 612612 or Crimestoppers on 0800 555111.

Boys in black for Town Park It was revealed last week that the Town Park’s going to be patrolled by private security guards at night.

It followed complaints from residents of anti-social behaviour and vandalism when the sun sets.

At a meeting earlier in the week locals were told CCTV’s now working and will be used to clamp down.

It means anyone spotted breaking the law in the Town Park can now be prosecuted.

Police are also talking about increasing patrols.

We are taking this extremely seriously, this is my priority.”

TTS said the security guards would be paid for from the budget already allocated.

Police appeal after alleged assault on schoolgirl

Local resident Louisa Jones had already told Channel 103 her family’s life was being made miserable:

Jersey Police appealed for information last week after an 11 year-old girl was allegedly assaulted behind FCJ on Tuesday November 22nd.

The school pupil was walking home from Grainville at around 4pm when it’s claimed she was attacked in a field.

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“Every night groups of teenagers arrive about 9, 10 o’clock, and this goes on until around 4am some nights.

They’re screaming, shouting using the footpaths as a cycling racetrack. Cars are there, parking along the sides.”

The security guards will patrol for a fortnight.

Senator Gorst also chose the 14 politicians who will make up the assistant ministers for each States department.

You can see the full list at www. channel103.com/news

Curtis Warren to challenge court order Curtis Warren, the man convicted of trying to smuggle a million pounds worth of cannabis into Jersey, could soon be back in court.

It’s being reported the drugs baron, who featured on the Sunday Times Rich List, will fight an order from the Serious Organised Crime Agency.

The order would put restrictions on his bank account, on cash he could carry, and would limit his mobile to prevent the criminal running his empire.

The drugs baron is to appear in court in Liverpool to contest the order. Warren’s lawyer says he’ll be fighting it on the grounds of ‘his human rights’.

Dogs savage chickens Jersey Police are appealing after more than 150 chickens were killed by dogs in St Brelade last weekend.

Officers say two Jack Russells got into the pen sometime between 6pm on Saturday evening and 7.30am on Sunday morning.

The owner discovered the slaughter in Noirmont when a passing dog walker caught the animals in the act.

Police are keen to speak to that man, who suffered a bite while trying to keep one of the dogs at bay.

Farmer Alan Rabet said he’s devastated and thinks the attack will cost him around £4,000

A lot of hot air We were told last week that it’s now possible to find out how much energy our homes are haemorrhaging.

An aerial survey’s been turned into a heat loss map to see if we’re throwing away pounds and damaging the environment.

It’s the brainchild of green campaigners the Jersey Energy Trust and the Energy Efficiency Service.

Planes equipped with thermal imaging equipment flew over the Island earlier this year and the resulting images mean we can now see who’s in the red.

Chair of the Trust Sir Nigel Broomfield said all you need to do is enter your postcode.

See how your home or business fares at www.gov.je/ environment

Dear JEP…?

We find out last week that the price of Jersey’s daily local newspaper is going to rise.

The JEP - which is currently 45p - will cost 50 pence from Monday.

Bosses at the paper have said it can no longer absorb the rising costs of ink, paper, utility bills and GST. It’s also launching a subscription service to an electronic edition, online archives and a mobile phone app.

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Community News Compiled by Tiffany Shales, news@jerseyweekly.com

Victoria College victorious at second Jersey De Putron Challenge

knowledge and the questions were harder than some of us expected. We look forward to doing this all again next Monday.”

Not only did the team pick up the coveted De Putron Challenge Trophy and the chance to compete against Guernsey but also a cheque for £1,000. The team have decided to donate some of the money towards the Sundeep Watts Memorial Fund Foundation.

Established in 2008, the charity was set up to commemorate a previous pupil of the college, Sundeep Watts, who died two years ago of meningitis and aims to improve education and welfare in some of the poorest regions of Africa.

Quiz Master Rob Moore, from Channel Television, said:

“Well done to Victoria College and all the other teams who really impressed the audience with the breadth and depth of their knowledge on a wide range of topics.”

November saw Victoria College charge to victory in the second Jersey De Putron Challenge, earning them a chance to go head to head with their Guernsey counterparts.

Hayley de Putron, global head of investor relations at De Putron Fund Management said:

“What a great evening this has been – all the teams did really well and they had certainly been doing their homework. I thoroughly The quiz was conducted in two heats with five schools taking enjoyed the evening and look forward to it continuing as an part. Victoria College and Hautlieu School took a convincing annual event in the schools calendar.”

lead over Beaulieu Convent, last year’s winners De La Salle and Jersey College for Girls to go on to compete in the second heat. For more information and updates on the De Putron Challenge follow @DePChallenge on Twitter or search for ‘De Putron With a competitive, yet supportive atmosphere, the evening Challenge’ on Facebook kicked off with a general knowledge round, followed by music, film, a picture board, Jersey history and culture and then each school’s specialist subject. Victoria College chose British Politics since 2000 and Hautlieu School, European History 1930-1945. Other specialist subjects were Rivers of the World, The Films of Spielberg and The Solar System.

See the world and make a difference

The two schools with the highest scores (Victoria College and Hautlieu School) then went through to the four-round grand final starting with Advanced General Knowledge followed by The World and Environment, then Technology and Communication, and culminating in a tougher round on their chosen specialist subjects.

Captaining the Victoria College team was Ralph SpencerTucker who led his comrades Peter Hucker, Hugo Barette and Jack Chown.

Mr Spencer-Tucker said that his team were looking forward to taking on the winner of the Guernsey Challenge in the first ever inter-island final:

As English speakers, we generally don’t speak as many languages

“It has been great to test our knowledge and take part in as our European neighbours, in part because of the importance of this event. We were really impressed by the Hautlieu team’s English internationally and the numbers of people able to speak

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English. This can cause problems for us when travelling abroad, as we lack linguistic confidence but there are also plenty of benefits.

English is now the number one foreign language taught in secondary schools in all European countries and over 1 billion people are learning English worldwide. Demand for English is also increasing due to the tough economic climate, as people need to improve their employability to stand out from the crowd.

This is a great opportunity for English speakers. By travelling and teaching English people can not only see the world but they can help others improve their language skills and possibly help build better futures for them.

Despite being launched just days ago, interest in the chocolate based treatments has so far exceeded expectations with many people snapping up gift vouchers which are sure to be a hit this festive season. Prices start at just £65.00 and more information can be found at www.theclubjersey.com

Durrell’s Carl Jones Nominated for the 2012 Indianapolis Prize

The Trinity College Cert. TESOL is a training course that helps people do exactly that. This widely recognised course runs in March & September at St Brelade’s College and teaches the key elements for teaching English as a second language.

“I saw the desperate need for structured English teaching in Rwanda and I wanted to develop the skills to help. Studying for the TESOL Cert. at St Brelade’s College was the ideal way to reach this goal and the support and guidance from the staff was outstanding.”

Frances Bois

With so much uncertainty in the domestic job market for young people, the prospect of finding a work placement abroad now makes a lot more sense. Whether it’s to fulfil a personal dream to live abroad or to provide essential help to those in need, many people are discovering that teaching English can be a rewarding occupation that provides invaluable life experience.

The Club Spa launches the ultimate beauty boost for chocoholics

This week The Club Spa at The Club Hotel & Spa launches a selection of brand new luxury beauty treatments, sure to appeal to all chocolate lovers. For the first time in Jersey beauty addicts can choose between the ‘Chocolate Rasul for two’ and the unbelievably indulgent ‘Chocolate Envelopment.’

As well as being delicious, chocolate has many proven therapeutic properties. Hydrating and detoxifying it has a high mineral content that includes magnesium, iron, potassium and calcium - all of which are fantastic for skin cell renewal. It also carries an abundance of vitamins including A, E B1, B6 and folic acid. Combined, that’s great news for those in search of a new beauty regime as the new chocolate based treatments are both nourishing and moisturizing.

Commenting on the exclusive new treatments added to The Club Spa’s menu Suzanne Taylor, Spa Manager said;

“Chocolate is proven to be very rejuvenating, it is moisturizing and great for cell renewal. These sensational new chocolate based treatments will improve help improve skin texture, leaving it feeling incredibly soft. Plus there’s the added benefit of the moodlifting chocolaty aroma too!”

Saviour of endangered species vies for prestigious international honor and $100,000 award Poachers, disease, civil wars, heat, cold, rain, drought, pollution, ignorance, indifference. Those are just some of the challenges faced by the 29 conservationists who have devoted their lives to saving the Earth’s endangered species and who have been nominated to receive the biennial Indianapolis Prize, the world’s leading award for animal conservation. Carl Jones, Ph.D., is one of them. Jones, the scientific director of the Mauritian Wildlife Foundation (MWF) and international conservation fellow of the Durrell Wildlife Conservation Trust, has been recognized for his achievements in bringing rare species on the brink of extinction back to long-term survivability.

Jones has been involved in the recovery of five bird species coming from populations of less than 10 individuals, including the Mauritius kestrel, the pink pigeon, and the echo parakeet.

In addition, Jones helped to spearhead the most successful bat recovery and has pioneered techniques such as rescuing eggs and young from failing nests for artificial incubation and using them as foster parents to reverse the decline of some of the most endangered species. Currently, Jones is working on the restoration of whole island ecosystems.

The work of all the Indianapolis Prize nominees spans the globe, representing a range of species and locales. The Nominating Committee will review the applications and select six finalists, who will be announced in the spring of 2012. The Prize Jury will then determine the winner, who will be announced in mid2012 and honored at the next Indianapolis Prize Gala presented

by Cummins, Sept. 29, 2012, at the JW Marriott in downtown Indianapolis.

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In addition to receiving the $100,000 Prize, the recipient is also awarded the Lilly Medal, an original work of art that signifies the winner’s contributions to conserving some of the world’s most threatened animals. The 2010 Indianapolis Prize was awarded to legendary elephant advocate Iain Douglas-Hamilton. His accomplishments span decades and continents, bringing global attention to the issue of blood ivory and inspiring others to join the battle against poachers and traders.

“Douglas-Hamilton has set a high bar, but the current nominees are remarkable,” said Michael Crowther, president and CEO of the Indianapolis Zoo, the organization responsible for initiating the conservation award. “Each conservationist has his or her own unique story and has made significant contributions toward the preservation and awareness of Earth’s precious wildlife.”

Bike stands symbolise new partnership with business to encourage cycling in town

Deputy Kevin Lewis, Minister for Transport and Technical Services, commented: “This partnership between local

businesses and the States of Jersey aims to further encourage islanders to adopt a healthier lifestyle and to have a positive impact on their environment. We will be installing more bike stands in St Helier and are grateful to DCG for their support in launching the first sponsored stands.”

David King, DCG Corporate Services Director, also commented: “DCG became an Eco-Active member in 2010

and as part of our ongoing initiatives we sought a scheme encouraging people to consider cycling as a more desirable option when travelling to St Helier. We are delighted to be the first sponsors of additional facilities for cyclists in town.”

The Great Escape

Do you know if your house is losing heat and wasting energy?

Most of us don’t and we don’t know how to find out. Today the Energy Efficiency Service, together with Jersey Climate Action Network ( J-CAN) and Jersey Electricity Plc, has launched a brand new tool to help Islanders do just that.

Jersey Heat Loss Map Corporate services firm DCG is the first local business to support Transport and Technical Services (TTS) in providing cycle parking facilities for public use and the recently appointed Minister for Transport and Technical Services Deputy Kevin Lewis officially launched the scheme last week.

The new cycle stands that have just been installed near Sand Street Car Park have been acquired with sponsorship from DCG. TTS aims to double the number of commuter cyclists and it is therefore essential that more cycle parking is created to support this increase.

The Jersey Heat Loss Map is now available to view on the States website. An aerial thermal image was taken of the Island in early 2011, providing a snap shot of heat loss across the Island. The data has been processed and overlaid onto a Jersey map, providing an estimated heat loss measurement for each property.

Roll out the Insulation Properties that have a high heat loss are shown in red, scaling down to those with the lowest heat loss in green. The aim is to help you to decide whether you should consider increasing the insulation in your property.

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How did your house perform?

Islanders are invited to visit the heat loss map at www.gov. je/energyefficiency, to enter their postcode and see how their house fares. If you discover that your house is losing a lot of heat and wasting energy, the Energy Efficiency Service is challenging you to take action to improve it.

Energy advice is now available The Energy Efficiency Service has provided a range of information materials on the website to assist you in making improvements to your property. There is also a dedicated Energy Advice telephone line, operated by trained staff that can provide guidance to you. For Islanders meeting set eligibility criteria financial assistance is available to install loft insulation and other energy saving measures.

Deputy Robert Duhamel, Minister for the Environment said:

“The Jersey Heat Loss Map is an exciting new environmental tool available for Islanders and we hope that it will encourage people to think about how much heat and energy their property is losing. Wasted energy is wasted money and it generates unnecessary carbon emissions. ” Francis Binney, Jersey Climate Action Network ( J-CAN) added: “J-CAN would like to challenge every Islander to visit

the Jersey Heat Loss Map website and find out how well their property is insulated.”

Sir Nigel Broomfield, Chairman of the Jersey Energy Trust explained: “After visiting the Jersey Heat Loss Map we hope

that Islanders will make the most of the advice provided by the Energy Efficiency Service through the website or on the phone and that you will be able to identify energy saving improvements for your property.”

Grainville School Students take on the challenge to get creative for Children in Need

for the Fayre. The students had the task of devising a product which they could make and sell, sourcing the materials they required, designing a pricing structure, creating an eye-catching stall, as well as making the products or games themselves. This was part of the school’s Challenge Day, where students work as teams to complete different challenges and tasks on a termly basis. This Challenge Day was based on an enterprise task, as it coincided with enterprise week, as well as raising money for Children in Need.

Neil Selby, the teacher who designed the task, explained how the idea came about: “The date for this challenge day not only

co-incided with Children in Need, it also marked the end of Enterprise Week. When we realised this we had a eureka moment and thought why not get our students to work together to make a range of products and then hold a fayre at which the products can be sold and all profits donated to the BBC’s Children in Need appeal” Caroline Sheehan, Assistant Head explained what their students gain from days such as these: “Challenge Days were

introduced to the school calendar 3 years ago and involve the whole school working towards enhancing the Personal, Social and Health Education already provided through the curriculum taught lessons. This year the challenge day focus is on Enterprise and understanding the concept and responsibility involved in being a member of a worldwide community” Year 9 student Meg Winton explained why she was excited about this term’s challenge day: “We are getting experience of

enterprise skills such as buying and selling and it’s great to work as a team. We are also helping others through raising money for children less fortunate than us” The Fayre opened its doors to parents and the school’s cluster primary schools as well as the school’s other students getting the opportunity to sample some of the treats on offer. The event raised nearly £400 for Children in Need.

Jewellery, Christmas cards, Christmas decorations, cakes, cookies and Jersey Wonders were just some of the handmade delights available at Grainville School’s Fayre in aid of Children in Need. The Farye also included games which visitors could play such as ‘fastest shot competition’ and ‘pop the balloon’. There was also a giant Cup Cake which was raffled off.

Year 8 and 9 students had been planning and creating their products and stalls all week culminating in a day of production

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Business & Economic News Compiled by Tiffany Shales, news@jerseyweekly.com

Follow the UK lead on ‘shovel-ready’ projects, says JeCC

workforce. We have recently heard threats of redundancy from two island firms and already seen the demise of Charles Le Quesne, a long-standing construction company.

“But investment in construction - the island’s fourth largest sector - has a multiplier effect. Every £1 spent is worth £2.84 to the wider economy. It also supports economic diversity which is essential for having stability in the workforce.

“It is imperative that we inject confidence back into the sector, and we can do this now by beginning work on those ‘shovelready’ schemes,” said Mr Holmes.

R & H Fund Services announces opening of new office R&H Fund Services, a leading provider of fund administration services, today announced the opening of a Guernsey office to serve its growing number of clients. The move comes as R&H Fund Services looks to expand its operations into other locations.

With the UK government unveiling plans this week to get ‘shovel-ready’ housing projects off the ground in England, the Construction Council wants Jersey’s government to begin the release of further stimulus funding and bring forward capital projects to kick-start the Island’s economy.

The UK Prime Minister’s ‘build for growth’ plans will include a £400m fund to help to launch schemes that are ready but lack necessary finance. And property companies will be able to bid for public funding to finish developments that have stalled because of a lack of funding.

Building more homes is one of the UK government’s economic priorities, and this initiative aims to build 16,000 of them while creating up to 32,000 jobs.

In Jersey, the JeCC estimates that new projects totalling £250m of private investment could begin almost immediately in areas already identified in the Island Plan. In addition, the desperate need for affordable housing should also be addressed with the release of the identified States-owned sites.

JeCC Chairman Martin Holmes said: “Capital spending is

one of the most effective tools at the government’s disposal when it comes to stimulating the economy and securing long-term recovery, and that’s exactly what is happening in the UK. The construction sector is like a barometer for the economy so today’s announcement conveys a real build-for-growth message.”

“In Jersey, the industry is experiencing a desperate shortage of work, which could be to the long-term detriment of its skilled

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R&H Fund Services Guernsey will be headed up by Gillian Wilson who has relocated from the Jersey office. Gillian has 15 years experience in the financial services sector and is a Fellow of the Association of Chartered Certified Accountants.

Gillian is joined by three locally recruited staff and the team commenced operational duties on the 1st November with assets under administration of approximately US$337 million following a new business win.

R&H Fund Services Guernsey will be able to provide a full range of fund administration services to all types of funds from private fund vehicles to public funds, both open ended and closed ended listed.

Commenting on the development, Senior Partner of Rawlinson & Hunter Jersey, and Funds Director, Graeme Ross said “Guernsey is a top location for domiciling funds and we are excited about growing the business there. We have experienced steady organic growth through providing a consistently high level of client care in Jersey and will mirror this in Guernsey. ” R&H Fund Services now employs over 45 staff in operations in Guernsey and Jersey with funds under administration valued in excess of US$28 billion.

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Latest EU report on Funds Directive is positive for Jersey Jersey Finance says it is encouraged by the contents of the European Securities and Markets Authority (ESMA) report on the Alternative Investment Fund Managers Directive (AIFMD) which was published last week and contains its final recommendations to the European Commission.

There has been a change in the wording between the earlier draft and the final report in one important aspect in respect of ‘third countries’, the term used to describe jurisdictions outside of the EU. Though the regulatory standards remain high and robust, the change is positive for ‘third countries’ since it makes it less onerous to achieve compliance. The Directive will require supervisory co-operation and exchange of information agreements between the authorities of EU member states and non EU countries.

relationship management between the firm and the clients.

Georgina Jeffries, Head of Marketing, received the award on behalf of Voisin Law Firm.

The Chartered Institute of Marketing (CIM) awards were hosted by Ruby Wax and over 500 people attended the awards ceremony.

Georgina Jeffries, Head of Marketing, Voisin Law Firm commented:

“I am delighted to receive such a prestigious award on behalf of Voisin Law Firm. The whole team has worked tirelessly to improve our relationships with present and future clients.

The whole company is really proud to be acknowledged for our efforts.”

Getting Islanders back to work

In response to last weeks announcement of record unemployment, the Chief Minister Senator Ian Gorst has released the following statement:

Heather Bestwick, Technical Director of Jersey Finance, comments:

“It is broadly positive throughout and Jersey remains on track to meet the criteria necessary for the funds industry to continue to participate when the new EU regime for funds is implemented.

We are studying the detail but our first impressions are that there is nothing new in ESMA’s final report to give us concern.”

“Naturally there is still considerable work to do but it remains our intention to offer investors an ‘opt in’ AIFMD compliant regime while retaining flexibility for managers whose primary source of institutional capital is outside of Europe.”

EMSA’s latest document is the final technical recommendations to the European Commission who are expected to prepare the implementing measures on the basis of the report’s advice.

Voisin Win Best Customer Relationship Management Award Voisin Law Firm won the Best Customer Relationship Management award at the Jersey division of the CIM awards on Friday 18th November. The Best Customer Relationship Manager award is an accolade that is given to a company demonstrating clear business objectives, retention of clients and clear signs of Return on Investment.

The law firm managed to attract new clients and improve

“Unemployment, particularly amongst the younger workforce, combined with a worrying trend towards longer periods without work, not only carries significant cost in financial terms to families and the taxpayer, but most importantly in human terms, resulting in ill-health, loss of self esteem and problems within our community.

Equally, tackling unemployment brings with it self-respect, better health and a safer community, and for these reasons getting Islanders back to work will take the highest priority for the new Council of Ministers.

It is clear to both the Island’s government and to the business community that economic recovery is going to be protracted and that accordingly a sustained programme of assistance will be needed in a number of areas to ensure that all Islanders have every opportunity to gain and retain employment.

We will need an immediate, coordinated and determined approach from all departments and the Council of Ministers has given its full backing to the development of measures which will help the States of Jersey get people back to work.

We shall be developing a package of longer term investments to ensure that the Island becomes more self-reliant in skilled and semi-skilled vocations for which we have often had to rely upon imported labour. This will require the provision of

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vocational based programmes of education and investment in apprenticeships and work based training provision.

is far better to make these investments now than to suffer far greater costs to our society and economy in the longer term and I am pleased to be able to say that the Treasury Minister and his team are ensuring that funding will be available as soon as it is needed to allow departments to concentrate on getting on with the tasks ahead.”

In addition we must build upon the considerable successes that the fiscal stimulus measures brought in creating employment opportunities and investing in Highlands and schemes such as Advance to Work and other initiatives of the Skills Board as well as expanded services at Social Security, without which the unemployment situation would have been much worse.

Sure response to JCRA fixed line price cap

Resources will be made available to ensure that such initiatives are sustained over the coming years and are scaled up to be able to assist many more jobseekers.

Investing further in these measures and bringing together the teams that deliver them will allow us to respond more effectively to the challenges ahead.

This ‘Back to Work Programme’ will also include a dedicated team engaging with employers, not only to understand better what additional measures they think will be needed to promote employment levels amongst Islanders, but also to develop relationships with employers to encourage greater local employment and more opportunities for gaining work experience.

Employer incentive schemes, work-focused courses and the advancement of capital programmes as well as measures to speed up the planning process, will form part of the cross Departmental approach taken to tackle the number of Islanders registered as unemployed.

In addition, we are exploring the possibilities of creating schemes which will marry opportunities for skills development and work experience combined with investment in environmental and community projects.

It is our intention to work closely with industry to get people back to work and encourage the employment of locally qualified individuals. We will also explore ways of removing any potential barriers to employment while maintaining the necessary levels of protection for the Island’s workforce.

As components of the package are finalised they will be announced in greater detail before the end of this year.

These measures will require the appropriate level of funding and although we are all aware of the tight public finances, it

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“The decision by the JCRA to cap fixed line subscription and call charges in Jersey is good news for phone users in the island and as such, we support the decision.

“Sure is also actively involved in, and supportive of, the JCRA’s wider review of fixed line services available across the Channel Islands, which it is undertaking jointly with the Guernsey regulator.

The Back to Work programme is being put together with immediate effect, backed by the necessary resources incorporating investment in intense training to ensure that Islanders have the skills and attitude to work that employers are looking for.

A key component of the programme will be a scheme providing payments to employers for employing key target groups such as the young and longer term unemployed. These payments will be sufficiently large for employers to make them worthwhile.

This expenditure could add up to a considerable sum, but would mostly be funded from savings in benefits that would arise as a result.

Graham Hughes, Chief Executive of Sure in Jersey, said,

“We believe that this review should result in more competition in fixed line services in Jersey, which will result in real savings for Jersey consumers.”

New Chief Minister to represent Jersey at British Irish Council summit in Dublin

In his first official overseas engagement as Jersey’s Chief Minister, Senator Ian Gorst will attend the seventeenth summit meeting of the British Irish Council (BIC) in Dublin on Monday 28 November 2011. Senator Sir Philip Bailhache will accompany Senator Gorst to the summit, where they will be joined by Britain’s leading politicians, including UK Deputy Prime Minister, Rt Hon Nick Clegg MP. The main discussion topics will be the economic challenges of youth unemployment and the misuse of drugs. Other BIC delegations to be welcomed to Dublin by An Taoiseach, Mr Enda Kenny TD, will be: the Scottish Government led by First Minister, the Rt Hon Alex Salmond MSP; the Welsh Government led by the First Minister, the Rt Hon Carwyn Jones AM; the Northern Ireland Executive delegation led by the First Minister, the Rt Hon Peter Robinson MLA, and the Deputy First Minister, Mr Martin McGuinness MP MLA; the Government of Guernsey led by the Chief Minister, Deputy Lyndon Trott; the Isle of Man Government delegation led by Chief Minister, Hon Allan Bell MHK. Senator Gorst commented: “It will be valuable to compare the

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which are common to us all. Together with Senator Bailhache, I will be making the most of this opportunity to share expertise and experience with our colleagues from the British Irish Council. I look forward to developing our existing relationships in this important forum.

“The Council of Ministers is committed to tackling the rise in unemployment in Jersey, particularly among the younger workforce, and I will be discussing this issue with my counterparts at the BIC summit who are facing similar problems in their own economies. Global economic recovery will be protracted but we will continue to develop measures that will get Islanders back into work as quickly as possible.”

Eleventh Pledge Is Launched The National Trust for Jersey is delighted to announce the launch of its eleventh pledge as part of the Green House Project.

In partnership with The Channel Islands Co-operative this month there is the opportunity to win a Genuine Jersey hamper stocked with local produce.

The Trust has pledged to support local suppliers and contractors wherever practical and economical to do so. They will also seek to ensure that all their timber supplies are from sustainable sources and that their materials are used as efficiently as possible.

The Trust is promoting the fact that in Jersey we are fortunate to be able to access an abundance of local fresh, seasonal produce and a range of excellent products made by skilled craftsmen and artists. Being an island, everything has to travel here by sea or by air and therefore choosing local products will substantially reduce the environmental impact of these transport miles.

If you want to enjoy the best of what Jersey has to offer then look for the Genuine Jersey Mark – the guarantee of local provenance. Goods with this Mark range from dairy goods to meat and poultry; and spirits and beers to glasswear and artwork.

responsibility towards supporting all kinds of local island producers very seriously. We are delighted to be able to contribute towards the Green House Project and we wish the National Trust every success.”

Celia Jeune – President of the National Trust added:

“ You cannot get fresher food than Genuine Jersey. We are diligent in making the most of Island products and keeping local enterprises working because we are aware of our precious Island Home and we want the best for Islanders.”

Facts and figures for shopping Globally, we create far more waste than we know how to dispose of. In among our mountains of rubbish are many items that could easily have been passed on, or need not have been bought in the first place. Changing the way that we shop will save money and also avoid using the world’s resources unnecessarily.

By keeping the following principles in mind it is possible to avoid the temptations of our ‘disposable living’ culture.

Wherever possible buy locally – Being an island everything

has to travel here by air or by sea and therefore choosing local products will substantially reduce the environmental impact of these transport miles, and support local farmers, craftsmen and retail traders.

Do I need it? - Before you buy anything ask yourself why you are spending money. Resist impulse purchases which simply add to the waste mountain.

Buy to last - Quality goods may cost more but they don’t

have to be replaced as often. Spending more on items such as everyday shoes can save money in the long run.

Repair rather than replace – Many items that are thrown

onto landfill need only a simple repair. It’s cheaper and more environmentally friendly to mend and keep.

Donate or recycle – If you are replacing an item that still functions (a laptop or a TV set) give the old one away. If it’s broken beyond repair, check how to dispose of it.

There is an opportunity to purchase local goods in the Trust’s shop at 16 New Street which will be open each Saturday up until 17th December between 10am and 5pm.

For further information please visit: www.ci-cooperative.com www.genuinejersey.com Please note that The Green House Project is being run in association with ECO-ACTIVE – for additional information on further initiatives please go to: www.gov.je

Chief Executive of The Channel Islands Co-operative Society Colin Macleod said;

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Money & Investments Roundup Compiled by Marcus Quinn, news@jerseyweekly.com

in Friday’s Money Morning: China won’t save us – safeguard your wealth now.

James McKeigue, Money Week Across the river from the City

The euro problems…

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A failed German bond auction, bad economic news from China - this week even the safer bets in the world economy started to look iffy. Throw in a reminder from America that it still hasn’t sorted its massive debt worries and it’s little wonder that stock markets around the world tanked. The FTSE 100 was down almost 4% this week despite a rally on Friday.

Germany tried to borrow €6bn over ten years. But it could only raise €3.64bn.

That’s pretty bad, says John Stepek in Thursday’s Money Morning. “This can’t be seen as a technicality. It was the worst auction seen in the euro era. People just weren’t queuing up to lend to Germany.”

But investors aren’t “getting worried that Germany won’t pay them back. The real problem is the euro. Who wants to buy a government bond that’s denominated in a currency that will either fall apart, or be colossally devalued in the name of continental unity? The big worry is that investors are starting to avoid Europe as a whole, rather than just discriminating against the ‘periphery’ ”. That could mean “a big chunk of demand for European government debt will just fall away”.

“So how can you profit from all this? The most obvious way to play a general flight from the euro is to buy dollars”. We urged readers to invest in dollars a couple of months back, and that advice is playing out well.

John also suggests holding gold – the classic safe haven in troubled times.

Further, “if you have a strong stomach and fancy your hand at trading, you could short the euro by spread betting”. OK, it’s highly risky and you can lose more than your initial stake – but why not sign up for our free MoneyWeek Trader email to find out more.

If doubts about Germany weren’t bad enough, the other ‘great white hope’ is about to let us down, says David Stevenson

“There have been high hopes that China might bail out some of the busted countries in the eurozone. But don’t count on it. China is facing more than enough problems of its own to worry about bailing out Europe, or anyone else.”

For starters, China’s economic growth is slowing quickly. Early reports indicate that its factory sector is shrinking at the fastest rate in nearly three years.

But “the real worry is what’s behind the slowdown”. Until now, China’s economy has grown by importing goods to the West.

“But with much of the rest of the world struggling, that may not last”, says David.

The bulls say that won’t be a problem. They claim “that China will ‘rebalance’ away from its dependence on exports, and will rely more on its own consumers to drive its economy forward”.

Domestic demand, though, is now dropping. Why? Because “China’s property bubble – inflated by state-promoted bank lending – is in the process of bursting. As everyone in the West knows to their cost, nothing puts a stop to consumer spending like a falling housing market. The fallout for the economy could get very nasty. And the Chinese authorities won’t be able to stop the rot”.

“Investors have already suffered heavily.

Hong Kong shares – the easiest way into China for UK investors – have dropped by 22% this year in sterling terms.” That could get worse. Further, a sharp economic slowdown could also cause China’s currency, the renminbi, to lose value. “If you’re looking for somewhere to shield your cash from the turmoil in the markets, China is not the place to go.”

David also favours the dollar as a safe haven. And if you’re looking for some lesser-known safe havens, check out the cover story in this week’s MoneyWeek magazine.

Is it time to panic?…

Is all this too bearish? Tim Price, author of The Price Report newsletter, doesn’t thinks so. Investors need to be nervous, he reckons.

Why? Because “we are not in a remotely normal market environment. I believe we are in the most dangerous market environment in living memory”.

Sure, we’ve all seen bubbles and bursts before. “But this time round, we’re potentially facing the endgame of a multidecade expansion of credit and debt.

Whatever was inflated by easy credit - be it property, subprime mortgage assets, stocks, or bonds - has already started to fall in value, in some cases by precipitous levels. But the debt still exists, and the guilty parties have not even begun to write it down. We are now seeing what happens when virtually all the developed world goes into deleveraging mode simultaneously. It’s not a pretty picture.”

So investors need to see the world differently.

“Instead of thinking about investments in terms of ‘how much can I make?’ you start to think instead, ‘How much do I stand to lose?” Tim’s primary benchmark is cash - “because cash deposits remain the only investment that cannot decline, at least in nominal terms”.

And Tim’s other strategy for dealing with the tough market conditions and volatility?

Panic. “If you’re going to panic, panic early”, says Tim. With markets swinging around violently, a losing strategy can wipe out most of your wealth fast. “If any investments you hold are giving you sleepless nights, then the path of least resistance is simply to liquidate them, and build cash holdings. The trick is to be among the last investors standing.”

Of course, Tim’s doesn’t just advice selling.

He has suggested a mix of different asset classes – bonds, funds, precious metals and cash – that he thinks will benefit from the current conditions. It wouldn’t be fair on his subscribers to reveal all his secrets but if you are interested, you can find out more online at moneyweek.com.

MoneyWeek is the must–read magazine for everyone who wants to protect and grow their wealth and enjoy it.

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Readers’ Emails Compiled by Jason Bourgeois, letters@jerseyweekly.com

Develop-mental

Cheaper Overseas

Hi there Jersey Weekly Team,

Hello Jersey Weekly,

I appreciate your efforts in providing great journalism on current events and topics relevant to many islanders, but I just want to express my frustration at the States with regard to island developments that was emphasised in your recent piece on the esplanade development.

I can’t help but wonder if it may be against your ethos, as you are very much a Jersey magazine, but how about featuring some of the shopping deals and comparative prices that are available in nearby France?

If the island is to progress the States need to act in an informed manner and be assertive that hat they are planning is correct. Once they have made a decision such as the Waterfront and Esplanade Quarter developments they should act quickly and try and make these projects happen in a timely manner.

Instead they seem to drag it out and by the time the developments are actually finished they can appear dated and any enthusiasm and optimism has waned.

Other countries and cities seem to be able to implement and produce immense structures and areas in no time at all. Look at Dubai as the perfect example – built out of nothing – of time being crucial to creating hype and demand.

It is my belief that if the States act with the appropriate advise then we can add to Jersey as a destination not only for finance companies and other businesses but also a landmark for people to visit in these hard economic times. Not only that but if the correct developments are constructed speedily then the people of Jersey will also appreciate new revived areas rather than half completed re-hashes of what was once an innovative and state of the art projects.

Hopefully I am not the only islander who thinks this way, and now that recent elections have occurred we may see movement in the right direction to drive Jersey forward.

Email of the Week

When Jersey folk talk of buying and shipping in goods from outside the Island, they only ever seem to speak of the UK. France is closer, goods are, on the whole, more reasonably priced, and language barrier aside it’s generally cheaper and easier all round to ‘hop on the ferry’. Fuel is cheaper, and it even feels like a bit of a holiday.

As a lot of people aren’t aware of what is on offer on the continent, maybe Jersey Weekly could point out some of the deals, both on getting there and where to head when you do get there.

From Giles Monet, St Helier

Scooters… why the noise?

Dear Jersey Weekly,

If you are giving us a platform to rant and vent our feelings, I feel I must take you up on the offer, and express how annoying I find the current generation of ‘scooters’ and small motorbikes whizzing up and down the Island’s roads.

I understand the convenience and ease of parking, and that they encourage and educate 16y/o’s on the rules of the road… but why oh why do they have to be so noisy?

I regularly feel my windows shake and my cat runs for her life as youths on tiny two wheeled motorcycles travel past at speeds much slower than the noise they are making would suggest.

Surely there are rules in place? Does anyone enforce the noise limits for these tiny terrors?

Frustratedly, Mary, St Saviour

Trans-discovered

Well Done Jersey!

Open Mics

To Jersey Weekly,

The letter in issue 108, from Roger and Carol, who were asking for places that their budding underage rockstars-in-training could play, got me thinking.

Just a super-quick message from me to you as a mega festival goer I would like to thank you for putting me on to that Transmusicales festival in Issue 107.

What with all the negativity that has unfortunately become part of the run up to Christmas, I felt the need to say well done to Jersey!

It would seem that it isn’t just the u18’s who are lacking places to get out and play their own material.

The recent sad demise of the Monday night Acoustic Club has left people like myself, who have no interest in gigging, but want to get out and play some songs now and again, at a bit of a loss.

I have never ever heard of it before but since you’re article I have spoken to people and it turns out I know a couple of people who went last year and still listen to some of the still undiscovered talent on offer.

Keep up the good work, and I look forward to hearing anyone’s support or even their arguments for not supporting my views.

I know there are other open mic type events, but I’m unsure of the format, the protocol and who you contact for the others. Acoustic Club had a warm comfortable feel, I was wondering if Jersey Weekly could compile a guide to these nights. It would be great for reference.

Danny Witmore, St Helier

Eric Fell Maufant

Well done for pulling together and making our Fete De Noue such a wonderful community event.

Well done to the States for giving us late night shopping on a Thursday and the excellent idea of disabled shopping evenings.

I have already booked myself a ticket for this years and plan to make it a regular haunt each year since I’m really big on new music and finding new bands to listen to. I can’t believe some of the bands that got their festival start there.

Well done for keeping the Christ in Christmas and not turning it into another money spinning venture.

I can’t wait to go and look forward to seeing what kind of presence Jersey has this year.

Now I can say my faith is restored in the Island I call home too.

It’s at Christmas that my faith is restored, faith in the Lord and faith in my fellow man.

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This Week’s Featured Charity Words by Rick Jones, compiled by Jon Moore, hello@jerseyweekly.com

Central to the care that Age Concern provide for older people in our community are four core beliefs:

AGEISM - OR AGE DISCRIMINATION - SHOULD NOT BE PERMITTED IN SOCIETY, SAY THE ORGANISATION. Stereotyping is not limited to negative images. Other prejudices, such as the belief that all older people are in some way incapable and ‘harmless’, are patronising, and harmful to the emotional wellbeing of older people. Often, people on the end of this treatment are left feeling like their concerns are not heard or taken seriously as a result. Age Concern ensure that there is always someone to listen.

AGE CONCERN IS A JERSEY CHARITY dedicated to supporting older people. Contrary to popular belief, it is not affiliated with any other charity, and merely shares the ‘banner’ with a number of UK non-government organisations with similar aims.

Age Concern works closely with the Senior Citizens Association, and campaigns on all issues that affect the elderly. In addition to campaigning for fairness and equality, they are simply ‘there’ for our older residents: their door is always open, and no problem is too big, or too small, to receive their attention.

THAT OLDER PEOPLE SHOULD BE GIVEN RESPECT AND COURTESY. It stands to reason that in an ideal society, respect and courtesy should be extended between everyone, regardless of any differences. Age concern works to uphold the message that seniority should be valued, and older people treated with appropriate respect.

THAT OLDER PEOPLE SHOULD HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO LIVE ON, AND NOT HAVE TO RELY ON HAND-OUTS. Financial worry can be emotionally crippling for anyone. Many older people, especially those who have reached retirement, find that with time on their hands and the ever increasing cost of living, money doesn’t go as far as it should. Age Concern believes that society should value the contribution that such people have made over their working life, and ensure that they aren’t left worrying about money.

THAT OLDER PEOPLE SHOULD NEVER BE TREATED AS SECOND CLASS CITIZENS. Amid today’s ever faster pace of life, older people can be made to feel ‘in the way’. This can lead to self imposed isolation and the resulting loneliness that older people sometimes feel. Age Concern champion equality for senior members of our community - they have every right to the same freedoms as everyone else.

Age Concern ensure that there is always someone to listen.

Membership is free, between Age Concern and the related Senior Citizens’ Association, the following services are provided free of charge; • A discount shopping scheme.

• Open surgeries at Windsor House on the last Friday of every month.

These are attended by a States Member, to ensure that any recurring health issues are noted amongst the Island’s Government.

• Frozen meals delivered around the Island. The loaning of deep freezers to those who may not have their own, allowing them to use the scheme.

• Lunch at Windsor House, served between noon and 1pm, Mon to Fri. • Hairdressing at Windsor House every Thursday and Friday.

• Computer courses for beginners and more advanced users.

• Chiropody.

• Socials every Tuesday afternoon at St Thomas’ Church Hall.

• Help with form filling and other important paperwork.

• Advice and counselling.

The Windsor House headquarters, situated on Val Plaisant, St Helier, also houses a charity shop with all proceeds going back to Age Concern.

For much more information email: acjersey@hotmail.co.uk - Telephone 877758.

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Chief Minister States of Jersey Ian Gorst

Introduction

ON MONDAY 14TH NOVEMBER 2011 in Jersey’s first open ballot, the States elected Senator Ian Joseph Gorst as Chief Minister designate. Senator Gorst received 27 votes in the election and Senator Bailhache received 24 votes. As part of Jersey Weekly’s new political profile series, we start by taking a look at Chief Minister, Senator Ian Gorst and his vision for our island’s future.

Ian Gorst is an accountant by profession and has been a States Member since 2005 as Deputy of St Clement. Since 2008 he has been Minister for Social Security. During his period of office a system for redundancy payments was introduced, the income support system was criticized, state pension retirement age was raised from 65 to 67 and a new system for funding care in old age was put in place. Before that, he held the position of Assistant Minister in both the Chief Minister’s and the Treasury and Resources Departments.

“Working with my colleagues across the Assembly and in the Council of Ministers has shown me that without respect, tolerance and co-operation, government cannot function well.

I believe that we must foster these qualities as individuals and as an Assembly.”

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Mr Gorst is Chairman of the Jersey Overseas Aid Commission and has successfully made the case for increasing the Island’s contribution to help those much worse off than ourselves.

Chief Minister Ian Gorst

Q&A What do you think of the open ballot and would you support its use in future elections?

I voted for the open ballot and continue to support its use.

What do you think will be most challenging about your new role?

At the heart of my vision for the future of Jersey is the desire to build a cohesive society and this, in itself, will present us with a number of challenges. Not least of these is the challenge of delivering the essentials of life for all Islanders in a time when we face further economic uncertainty.

We will need to work hard to provide a society where all islanders have access to training and education, availability of jobs, the provision of affordable homes, good health and access to a secure retirement within our budgets. It will be imperative that we prove to islanders that we are able to work efficiently and effectively with budgetary restraint in mind.

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The role of Chief Minister will be – and should be – challenging but I hope that with the help of my Council of Ministers and all States Members the best way can be found to meet those challenges and secure a future which will be inclusive and successful for the whole community.

How do you propose to take Jersey forward against the backdrop of economic uncertainty?

Jersey has a unique community spirit. I am keen that we continue to protect this with policies which reflect a caring and inclusive society and show a determination to support those who are vulnerable.

Of course, doing so will cost money and, as a government, we need to make sure that funds and resources are channelled in the most efficient and effective way.

Supporting business will be crucial to ensuring the delivery of my vision. My hope is that this government will take the lead in building a community which is supportive of those who show inspiration and initiative in business and supports the efforts of all who strive to succeed.

Education and training will be a primary focus in providing islanders with the tools they need to succeed and the skills which will best provide for the future of the community.

In this way, the new Council of Ministers can serve the Island effectively while continuing to control expenditure by transforming and modernising the public service.

How do you propose to take Jersey forward against the backdrop of economic uncertainty?

Jersey has a unique community spirit. I am keen that we continue to protect this with policies which reflect a caring and inclusive society and show a determination to support those who are vulnerable.

Of course, doing so will cost money and, as a government, we need to make sure that funds and resources are channelled in the most efficient and effective way.

Supporting business will be crucial to ensuring the delivery of my vision. My hope is that this government will take the lead in building a community which is supportive of those who show inspiration and initiative in business and supports the efforts of all who strive to succeed.

How do you feel Jersey will stand at a global level with regards to attracting new business with the new broadband infrastructure?

I believe that the proposed infrastructure investment offers a great opportunity for future inward investment.

Many Jersey individuals and companies have proved that they are capable of holding their own on the global stage, both now and throughout the Island’s history and there is no reason why this should not continue.

The Council of Ministers would always seek to support variety in the economy which both promotes the island’s global standing and seeks to provide benefits locally in terms of jobs and investment.

What implications will there be for the demise of the fulfilment industry? How will this be dealt with?

The removal of the low value consignment relief by the UK Treasury, which will come into effect on 1 April 2012, has delivered a blow to the Island’s fulfilment industry and those employed within it.

Whilst continuing to protect our constitutional position we must protect and support those islanders who will need to find other employment as a result of the change.

A number of States Departments will be involved in minimising the impact for individuals. We have already identified specific areas of need and will continue to work with a number of industries to make sure we maintain a diverse and healthy economy.

Now that LVCR is to be removed, do you see other changes in legislation that might affect other industries such as finance?

Jersey Ministers have had assurances from the UK Treasury that the removal of LVCR was not an attack on the Channel Islands and various States Departments work closely with UK government departments to ensure that our best interests are always represented with those whose decisions could impact on Island life and industry.

Education and training will be a primary focus in providing islanders with the tools they need to succeed and the skills which will best provide for the future of the community.

In this way, the new Council of Ministers can serve the Island effectively while continuing to control expenditure by transforming and modernising the public service.

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JERSEY TELECOM first introduced it’s super-fast gigabit broadband connection in 2010. Residents of the Castle Quay development have been the first to enjoy the fifty-times-faster internet speeds, but Telecoms has outlined plans to make the connection available to every home and business in the Island.

Newly re-elected Treasury Minister, Senator Philip Ozouf, has recently committed to assigning millions from the Fiscal Stimulus Fund towards assisting Jersey Telecoms realise the ‘Gigabit Jersey’ project. However, rival telecoms companies in the Island say this is both unnecessary and against the anti-competitive regulations that the States have sworn to uphold.

WHEN JERSEY TELECOM GROUP (JTG) first began developing it’s ‘Next Generation Network’, the initial stages saw households able to access network speeds of 15-20mb.

Technology advances at an ever increasing pace, however, and as network speeds increase globally, applications and products become ever more dependent on high speed data transfer. It is akin to a race, where a second spent stumbling can see one expending twice the energy (resources) trying to catch up again.

Products coming onto the market, such as mobile phones with video calling, 3D TV’s and ever more complex and multiinteractive gaming systems often were ‘gelded’ in Jersey, by way of some of their features being unavailable through lack of network support.

By 2010, Jersey Telecoms had invested around £11m into changing out the aging copper wire network for more efficient fibre optic cabling. This allowed the newest data centre - situated at the Castle Quay development - to provide it’s resident businesses and private occupiers with a world-leading 1Gb connection, rivaled only by that of South Korea.

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‘Gigabit Jersey’ & Public Spending

Telecoms went on to announce that it would be investing some £40m into the replacement of all outdated copper wiring with fibre optic, and outlined plans for every home in Jersey to have access to similarly world-class broadband.

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The cover of the 2011 Jersey Telephone Directory (printed and distributed by JTG) even featured a cover depicting and celebrating the move towards Jersey joining the ‘Digital Revolution’.

To highlight how JT considered the future to be ‘online’, 8,000 fewer copies of the directory were printed, as the company instead committed to improving it’s internet based directory.

They stated that the online directory’s popularity had continued to grow, and that it received over 20,000 search requests per month. This, said Telecoms, saves paper and along with the fifteen-year-strong recycling campaign, showed the company’s commitment to the environment.

These are all great arguments for the move towards a more ‘online’ conscious Jersey, but yet further evidence seemed to come more recently, as a series of economic issues came to light.

Jersey’s fulfillment industry was dealt a crippling blow by the UK Government, as they abolished Low Value Consignment Relief a ‘loophole’ in VAT law that allowed goods shipped from the Channel Islands to avoid some VAT. (This has been much discussed already in Jersey Weekly, as has the resulting pressure our economy faces.)

This is why Senator Ozouf wants to pump £19m of the Fiscal Stimulus Fund into Jersey Telecoms ‘Gigabit Jersey’ scheme. It would allow the Island to stand on a stronger footing Internationally. Our finance industry would doubtless benefit, and our economy would stand a much better chance at staying healthy.

However, rival telecoms companies have different outlooks.

SURE (Cable and Wireless) has written to States Members, complaining of the use of public money for the scheme. Cable and Wireless contend that this is a commercial venture by Jersey Telecoms, and that support from the Fiscal Stimulus Fund will allow them too great an advantage over the competition. Jersey has strict regulations, as well as an independent body in place to ensure that no one company has unfair advantage, and thus monopolises it’s market on the Island.

Clear Mobitel have also stated that the development contract should be offered to all companies in the industry, so that the best deal could be passed on to the public.

Our Treasury Minister, Senator Philip Ozouf, said that the Island needed to attract other ‘low footprint, high technology and high value’ businesses to our shores.

These come in the form of Internet based services, many of which are leisure orientate, such as online gaming.

Online gaming and gambling is one of the fastest growing industries globally, seeing an estimated annual growth of around 40%. The money involved is staggering - into the billions - and would be a definite ‘shot in the arm’ for Jersey’s currently uncertain economic future.

But to get the companies that operate these sites here, we need to be able to offer them the core technologies that they require... and we need them to be faster, better supported and cheaper than anywhere else.

Other rivals Airtel-Vodaphone claim that the future of the Internet lies in mobile platforms and wireless technology. It claims that it is possible to get equally impressive connection speeds without the investment in hard wired cabling. This would negate the roadworks and their resultant disruption of traffic, and perhaps most importantly, make the £19m of public money seem misdirected.

For more on this, including the counter-argument by Jersey Telecoms and Senator Philip Ozouf, please see next week’s Jersey Weekly Magazine.

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Condor Ferries: www.condorferries.co.uk Words // Kirsten Morel • Feature Design // Jon Moore

CONDOR FERRIES HAS LAUNCHED A NEW WEBSITE that not only makes the booking process simpler and more intuitive but is also guaranteed to provide customers with the best fare available at any one time. The new site has been designed following customer feedback received over the past year from Condor’s ongoing customer survey and after getting expert advice on usability from a firm with strong local connections. The findings of the survey have directly informed the final design and structure of www.condorferries.com.

The new version of the website launched a few weeks ago and has been well received

by Islanders. The simplified booking process is proving popular as travellers find it easier to find the sailing they want and now know that the fare they are being quoted is guaranteed to be the best available price.

The new site has all the information you need to find the latest special offers, it has a page dedicated to the Frequent Travellers Club and, for anyone planning a spot of duty-free shopping whilst on board, the site also gives details of the most recent offers from the duty free shop.

But this website is not just about booking travel, it also serves to advertise the Channel Islands by using stunning photography of the islands and other destinations throughout the site. On top of this, condorferries.com bursts with information about the regions to which the ferries travel and enables you to keep in touch and share tips through Condor’s social media communities on Facebook, Twitter and Google Plus.

If for example, you are looking for something to do in the South of England, the Condor website is packed with information about events, attractions and things to do in the area. The destination guides also covers St Malo, Brittany and Western France as well as Guernsey and of course, Jersey. If you are looking for inspiration for a short break, www.condorferries.com has all the information you need to ensure you have a great time.

Condorferries.com is much more than a booking platform. Take a look today and see all that it has to offer.

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Jersey Bankers Association appoints new president Words // Rebecca Seller • Feature Design // Jon Moore

RBC’s Jersey office is home to a large team of dedicated professionals who provide valuable local knowledge, the advantage of a truly international team of specialists, and access to a complete range of wealth management services through our global network of offices.

CHRIS BLAMPIED is the newly appointed president of The Jersey Bankers Association. Mr Blampied is head of banking for RBC Wealth Management’s global trust business. He is taking over the position from Joe Moynihan from AIB Jersey who stood down in September after serving a two year term.

The Jersey Bankers Association (JBA) is an association of licensed banks in Jersey. It was initially formed in response to a need for the banking industry to work more closely together and to consult with the government and regulatory authorities of Jersey on a variety of industry matters that could have a significant bearing on banking business in the Island and its development.

Some managed banks and trust divisions of banking organisations are also included in the association.

Through the work of its various committees, the JBA acts as a consultative body on a wide range of industry matters including regulation, legislation, tax, risk and product development.

Members are diverse and include British clearing banks, merchant banks, private banks and a range of international banking groups. Some managed banks and trust departments of banking organisations are also included in the membership. This extensive pool of expertise enables the JBA to maintain an effective dialogue and consultation with the Jersey Financial Services Commission, Jersey Finance Limited and the Government of Jersey on the needs of the banking industry and, in so doing, helps the industry remain competitive both locally and internationally.

Through the work of various committees, the JBA acts as a consulta-

tive body on a wide range of issues including regulation, legislation, tax, risk and product development.

The JBA also works closely with Jersey Finance Limited and other professional bodies to ensure training courses and recognised qualifications are in place to underpin the infrastructure of the banking industry and to support its growth. Strong links are also maintained with the British Bankers Association in London through an Associate membership.

As the newly appointed president of the association, Jersey Weekly wish Chris Blampied all the best in his new role.

The Jersey Bankers Association (JBA) is an association of licensed banks in Jersey. Members are diverse and include British clearing banks, merchant banks, private banks and a range of international banking groups.

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Jersey Police & Financial Crime Addressing a group of finance professionals at a Compliance and Economic Crime Symposium last week, Jersey Police Chief Mike Bowron told of the effectiveness of the Joint Financial Crimes Unit.

The department, whilst being made up of Customs officers as well as Police officers, is now the largest dedicated unit within the force.

Mr Bowron stated that the Island’s safety and security depended on the response to financial crime.

Such operations are complex by nature, the JFCU is divided into 4 sections: The Intelligence Wing The Operational Wing The Drugs Trafficking Confiscation Wing The Administrative Wing

THE JOINT FINANCIAL CRIMES UNIT of the States of Jersey (JFCU) is tasked with vigilance and enforcement with regard to transactions within Jersey. It’s concern is with suspected money laundering and terrorist financing primarily, although drugs trafficking, fraud and any other serious criminal movement of money come under their radar.

As most non public-order related crime committed in the Island is directly tied to money, their role cannot be taken lightly. Indeed, the very announcement that the JFCU is the largest department in Jersey’s Police force is testament to this.

This is coupled with the much reported fact that our finance industry here is hugely important to Jersey’s economy. The Industry itself has high standards, and Jersey rates highly in it’s efforts to combat money laundering and funding of organisations with fundamentalist or other terrorist objectives. However, this doesn’t prevent criminals from targeting Jersey, in ever more devious and technically advanced attempts.

The JFCU is part of a network of Financial Intelligence Units known as the Egmont Group. Formed in 1995 as an informal collective with the shared aim of facilitating easy cooperation and sharing of crucial data Internationally, to date there are 117 members, Jersey being just one.

Being part of this Global forum has allows the JFCU to monitor the methods and trends in economic crime, and stay one step ahead.

The dual benefit is that the unit can then provide feedback to the industry - of course details of specific cases are restricted - and give ‘examples of cases’.

‘SARs’ - suspicious activity reports - are used by banks and financial institutions to protect themselves and their reputation. Any allegations of an organisation being used as a conduit for the activities of criminals - or worse still, turning a blind eye - can be catastrophic to their business. As such employees are required to compile SARs if any client activity seems like it could be less than straightforward.

The ‘examples of cases’ give said employees key information on what to look out for.

The department overlaps often with the work of Jersey Financial Services Commission (JFSC), and is crucial to the economy in Jersey, as International reputation is becoming ever more crucial in establishing links with developing economies, as the World becomes ever more connected.

Jersey is kept a safer place by this often unsung department of our Police force.

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ROAD SAFETY WEEK 2011 States of Jersey Police and the Road Safety Panel held an active week of promotions and events as the 2011 Road Safety Week took place last week. A different aspect of road safety was highlighted each day to help promote awareness and safer use of the roads, roundabouts and lanes on the Island.

Road Safety Week 2011 began by focusing on pedestrian safety with safe cycling featuring on day 3. Motorcycle and moped users were the subject for Day Four. The penultimate day of Road Safety Week, saw the panel targeting Careless Driving, where often it is simply a lack of attention that leads to road crashes that can be serious enough to cause injuries to the driver, their passengers and other road users.

The week long campaign highlighted that accidents have many causes.

Statistics show that the majority of accidents are caused by human error or behaviour. This can be because of speed, weather, state of the road, condition of the vehicle. However more often than not it is the rider or driver’s inability to cope with any one or all of these that is the cause that will appear on the record.

Most road traffic accidents are caused by lack of attention, concentration and sometime from criminality. Speeding, using a mobile phone, drinking or using drugs before riding or driving, will see road user pay a serious penalty for breaking the law.

The mobile phone has a big part to play in driver’s lack of attention and concentration the technology has been the cause of many accidents as it is used constantly for calls or as a watch.

Using a mobile phone while driving is not only illegal it distracts the driver’s attention from the road. Speeding

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was also highlighted as Jersey has many speed limits and although many complain that the “Green Lane” system is not practical, it is realistic with so much traffic on such a small island.

Ultimately these speed limits are the law and to break them is an offence.

Peter Tabb, Vice-chairman, Jersey Road Safety Panel commented “Road safety does not happen by chance.

Road users have a duty to themselves to ensure that not only are they not a hazard to themselves, they are not a hazard to other road users. For some people use of the road is a chore; for others it is a pleasure. For all it should be safe but it will only be so if we all work at it.”

Early last year the Road Safety Panel asked the Home Affairs Minister to consider the concept of penalty points and a fixed penalty system of fines for speeding. The Panel held the view that a penalty points system would focus the mind of drivers who were on the verge of losing their licence.

It also suggested that Jersey could well develop its own points system to ensure that the purpose of the penalty is fulfilled and that there should be an appeals procedure, perhaps administered by the Magistrate’s Court, to ensure that people were dealt with fairly. At this time the concept is under active consideration.

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La Moye School Christmas Fair!

Tis the season to be jolly! Especially at La Moye School this December, Saturday 10th sees the school open for its Christmas Fair and this year it’s going to be awesome! With raffle prizes like never before – cash prizes and a whole host of valuable items up for grabs – in all fairness, you could grab yourself a nifty gift for someone, or have Christmas all wrapped up by winning up to £500!

La Moye is the little community school found at the end of Route Orange in St Brelade. Every year, like most local schools, they open their doors at Christmas time to the public to enjoy various games, entertainment and food, toy, book and bottle stalls. Santa will obviously be making an appearance and there will be carol singing and festive fun throughout the day, from 12 until 4pm.

The PTA has worked tirelessly to bring some special additions to this year’s fair – the raffle has been carefully put together in order to offer real prize worthy gifts. As a charity, the La Moye School PTA endeavours to provide the school with all the necessary things they need – such as book corners for the children and an outdoor area which provides an educational play area for the pupils to flourish and learn for example.

By making such an effort with the Christmas Fair, La Moye hopes to see plenty of faces at the school on 10th December. They hope to raise funds for a number of school projects, which are ongoing at the moment – all the while, they hope anyone who comes along, has a fabulous time. The La Moye Christmas Fair will be a great place for the family, getting excited about Christmas and fueling the festive feeling…

To give you an idea of the other prizes on offer, they range from meals at Portelet, to a family day at the Aquadome, there is a Nintendo DSI, a website for £750, a manicure and a host of other great prizes – something for everyone! At £1 a ticket, these prizes are well worth checking out!

Many of the local schools are now getting their Christmas events under-way, keep an eye out in our What’s On section for any that might be listed…

La Moye Christmas Fair will open at Midday on Saturday 10th December, the school has limited parking but visitors can park at Le Creux Country Park, just a snow balls throw away… Entry is of course, FREE and there will be snacks and drinks available.

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Marie-Anne Lecoeur proudly presents her new ebook, “How to Be Chic & Elegant – Tips from a French Woman” CALLING ALL LADIES who are currently

on a) The cabbage soup diet, b) Lorraine’s LBD diet or c) A mission to look and feel your best… ?

Jersey Weekly found out all about the new womanto-woman tip-sharing booklet on Amazon, it’s really something quite unique: le guide indispensable!

How to Be Chic & Elegant is an indispensable collection of tips for the discerning woman who wishes to look her most fabulous on any given occasion. Penned by a lady with a nationality qualification for chic, a la mode, en vogue style and effortless elegance… French ladies are renowned for their ease of style and natural au courant attitude to looking good… Where it comes from? Paris: undoubtedly the heart.

Is this a tongue-in-cheek style guide? Non madamme…

Is this Paris Hiltonesque, sardonically delivered girlie retch talk? Non. This new ebook is made up of two covers crammed with straightforward and contemporary ways to feel and be the best you can (can).

We had a chat with Marie-Anne about How to be Chic & Elegant and asked her why she decided to write a book for all of you! >>>

For a copy of How to be Chic & Elegant, go to www. amazon.co.uk ! Please do check out Marie-Anne’s site, for information and tit bits on her new book, www. howtobechicandelegant.com - I expect King Street will be awash with Coco Chanel lookalikes from here on in!

In your opinion, what are the easiest things a woman can do in order to look and feel their best?

In my book, I explain how, by following simple rules, women can look chic and elegant effortlessly. One of my top tips is to ‘keep it simple’. There is less to think about, less to worry about, less to buy. The fewer decisions they have to make when getting dressed, the less errors they will make. Then they end up looking and feeling their best. By establishing their simple style, they will be less concerned about ever changing fashions and trends, which can lead to a confused look. Keeping it simple means they keep it on style and they don’t buy on trend.

Why did you decide to write this book?

People have always complimented me for my sense of style. They started asking me for advice and so I decided to write my book. I feel that there are so many designers, so many styles, women are bombarded and confused and finding their own sense of style is very difficult for some. Trying to separate out what is good for them from all that is on offer is very hard.

By keeping it simple, it narrows down the choices and makes it so much easier. Once you know what is good and what suits you, your own sense of style will shine through.

Do you think men would find this book of use?

There are some parts of the book which apply only to women, but the basic tenets of style apply just as much to men as to women. If they follow my basic rules, they will have the foundation of style.

Why do you think French women have the knack of elegance?

Over the years, French women have kept a discerning eye on style, without the vagaries of fashion and celebrity culture.

We prefer classic to trendy, simple to fussy.

What is your definition of fashionable?

Fashionable is of the moment, style is timeless.

Why should people pick up your book as opposed to others which aim to enhance a lady’s life?

I wanted to write a book that was straightforward and easy for anybody to obtain immediate benefit. With over 200 tips spread over ten chapters, with no padding or waffle, I think I have achieved it. At only £4.01, it is extremely good value. It can be downloaded to your kindle, iPhone, laptop, Mac or PC. Whenever you go shopping, there is excuse for not having me by your side.

This is what I liked most about How to Be Chic & Elegant… the non-pretention of it. Marie-Anne understands being a mother, a wife, someone whose responsibilities exceed the home – she is you or me… All women like to feel their best and in order to do so, sometimes it helps if you make the effort everywhere else… A little trick I like is this, when you’re feeling like you’re having a bad looks day, bad hair day, or whatever – try wearing really lovely lingerie underneath your school run outfit – trust me when I tell you, it’ll put a spring in your step and a twinkle in your eye! Mostly, feeling better about yourself comes from within – it’s how you treat YOU.

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leading durrell conservationist nominated for indianapolis award WORDS

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The ‘Indianapolis Prize’ - to give the award it’s official title - is given every other year to a chosen conservationist who embodies the following criteria; “Brave, talented and dedicated men and women who spend their lives saving the Earth’s endangered animal species.”

It could be said that Durrell Wildlife Conservation Trust as an organisation are described in the above quote. It’s fitting then, that an International Conservation Fellow at Durrell; Professor Carl Jones MBE, has been nominated for 2012’s prize. Jersey Weekly takes a look at the award, and the work of Prof. Jones.

Hailed by more than one organisation as an eminent saviour of endangered species, Professor Carl Jones MBE has devoted his remarkable life’s work to the recovery of endangered bird and bat populations.

Without his tireless and often behind the scenes efforts, species such as the Mauritius Kestrel, the Mauritius Pink Pigeon and the Echo Parakeet may have tragically been relegated to the history books.

Some of the species Prof. Jones has worked with have seen recovery from less than ten individuals in the wild, back to viable populations and less critical positions on conservation status charts; such as the IUCN ‘Red List’.

As well as working with Durrell, both Internationally and with the breeding centre at their wildlife park, based here in Jersey, Prof. Jones has important roles in both active and educational organisations. He is Scientific Director of the Mauritian Wildlife Foundation, and also an Honorary Reader in Ecology and Conservation Biology at the University of East Anglia.

Academically and practically, Prof. Jones has intimate understandings of the ecosystems, species and challenges faced by conservationists, and has faced about every challenge

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likely to be encountered along the way. Poachers, disease, civil wars, heat and cold, floods, droughts, pollution and exploitation of land and water and perhaps worst of all, indifference.

These are just some of the obstacles that those in the often unsung, yet indisputably worthwhile vocation can expect.

Such bravery and resolve is recognised and rewarded every other year by presentation of the Indianapolis Prize. The globally recognised award is jointly administered by The Indianapolis Zoo and the global pharmaceutical company ‘Eli Lilly and Company’, most commonly known as ‘Lilly’.

Together, they award the winning conservationist - deemed to have made the most significant strides in the recovery of critically endangered species - the unrestricted sum of $100,000. Recipients are also presented with the ‘Lilly Medal’. This features a shepherd surrounded by animals, and the rising sun.

Engraved into the medal’s reverse is the following quote from esteemed naturalist John Muir; “When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the Universe.”

The previous award went to Iain Douglas-Hamilton OBE, founder of the ‘Save the Elephants’ organisation. Douglas-Hamilton had also previously been awarded the highly coveted ‘Order of the Golden Ark’, considered conservation’s highest order of recognition.

His work as an author and active campaigner for the preservation of the World’s remaining elephant populations, often in the face of illegal ivory traders, and poachers who would have no qualms aiming their absurdly powerful rifles at protestors, is legendary. To this day he stands against the ivory trade to China, where economic growth has fuelled high prices and thus high profits for poachers and smugglers.

To win an award in the footsteps of Iain Douglas-Hamilton is an impressive achievement. It’s what you might call ‘good company to be in’, let us not forget that these people are actively saving Earth’s biodiversity for the good of us all.

This undoubtedly “set a high bar” for the 2012 Indianapolis Prize - indeed, that was the exact turn of phrase used by Michael Crowther, CEO of Indianapolis Zoo, when discussing the 2012 nominees. However, he went on to say; “Each (nominated) conservationist has his or her own unique story, and has made significant contributions toward the preservation and awareness of Earth’s precious wildlife.”

There are twenty-nine nominees in all, every one of which has undoubtedly displayed dedication above and beyond any financial motivation - none of these men and women are in it for money or glory - and each is thoroughly deserving in their own right.

Durrell’s own Professor Carl Jones has shown beyond doubt that commitment, passion and drive can make a difference to the planet and it’s inhabitants. He began work in Mauritius and Rodrigues in 1979, and has wholly dedicated the last thirty-two years of his life to it’s ecosystem and animals, and supported various aspects of Durrell Wildlife Conservation Trust’s conservation breeding programme in Jersey for the duration.

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Although he may never have pursued any other reward than seeing endangered animals brought back from the brink of extinction, we, in Jersey should be very proud that his - and Durrell’s - work has been recognised by this nomination.

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Not sure what to get for your ‘Secret Santa’ this year? Struggling to find stocking fillers? Looking for an educational gift, or one with a Jersey flavour? One place you may not have considered in your Christmas shopping expeditions is Jersey Museum...

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Rick Jones

FEATURE DESIGN Jason

Bourgeois

Retail Gifts; Jersey Heritage have put together a Christmas gift guide, illustrating the large selection of historically themed, retro and traditional Jersey gifts that are available from the Museum Gift Shop this festive period.

The items range from genuine Jersey honey and black butter, Jersey Fudge and ‘Jersey cow’ chocolates, to books - joke books and factual, historical guides - and all kinds of toys.

Some of these toys are items you may not have seen since Christmases of yesteryear. In keeping with the current ‘All our Yesterdays’ exhibit of retro items currently displayed in the museum, items such as ‘slinky springs’ and wooden toy cars are making a comeback. These would be great for reminding a loved one of their childhood Christmas mornings, opening stockings after rising two hours earlier than normal!

There are many bespoke ‘home brand’ gifts on offer, so finding that unique, special present may be easier than you imagined. There is even the ubiquitous pair of socks available, the universal stocking filler since the tradition began!

To download the Heritage ‘Home Brand Gift Guide’, please visit; www.jerseyheritage.org or visit the Museum Gift Shop at your leisure.

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Give the Gift of Membership; From Just £10 a year for children or students, £20 for a senior or £35 for an adult, you can give the gift of a Jersey Heritage membership. This entitles the recipient to a whole year of free access to every site, event, display and talk that Heritage organise. These range from the amazing Halloween at Gorey Castle - has to be seen to be appreciated - to occupation talks, Dolmen tours and exhibits of archeological finds from the Island, to list but a few.

Membership also brings discounts at Heritage retail outlets, and even discounts on holiday lets of historic properties. A true bargain for those with any interest in history.

Family Heritage Research Packs; A truly thoughtful gift, this very special offer combines a token for two hours of dedicated research by professional historians in Jersey Heritage’s archives, with a detailed book and a family tree and research diary to fill in and keep.

The pack gives details on how to research names, houses and events in Jersey, and find out who your ancestors were, and how they lived.

The packs cost £49.95, and extra research time can be purchased if needed, to ‘beef up’ the package.

By shopping for your Christmas items at Jersey Heritage, you will be helping towards the valuable work of the charity, which protects Jersey’s historical sites and artifacts.

By doing so, the greater gift of preserving the Island’s heritage for future generations is given to the community. Who could ask for a better present?

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Christmas on the Weighbridge 1st to 11th December 2010 SAW THE FIRST YEAR of the opening of ‘The Spirit of Christmas’ market and entertainments in their new home, on Weighbridge Place. Although the ‘Fête dé Noué’ showcases are traditionally held in the Royal Square, the newly developed open plan public space lent itself perfectly to the transformation to seasonal wonderland.

Christmas trees festooned with lights, quaint chalets selling all manner of handmade gift ideas, and performers that truly added a magic element to the winter’s evenings - the atmosphere was incredible. It all came to a spectacular conclusion with the illuminated parade on the 11th, and the unanimous opinion was that this was a very special start to the Christmas month.

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With this year’s ten-day event upon us already, and this year’s inclusion of ‘yurts’ and even more performers, Jersey Weekly offers you a glimpse of last year. This year promises even more colour and vibrancy, so be sure and take the time to see what’s on offer at the Weighbridge from the 1st to the 11th of December.

The street performers came in all shapes and sizes, from the two leggy winter lovelies (stilt walkers) to the ‘Christmas Wolf’ and the wonderful winter silver jugglers. The ‘acts’ moved amongst the crowd, and amazed, amused, baffled and bewildered shoppers as they enjoyed the seasonal atmosphere. The quality of the acts was exceptional, and this year promises even more of the same.

The stage saw an equally diverse and wonderful array of performers. The lovely and talented all-girl band ‘Honeybun’ donned their best Santa-girl outfits for some festive fun. There were fire-less ‘poi’ jugglers working with UV light, dance displays and even a duet from UK opera singers in full festive attire.

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The Christmas Chalets were occupied by some of ‘Genuine Jersey’s finest craft workers and artists. Offering the chance to give a one-of-a-kind gift, the cheeky postcard style art of Ed Blampied was a hit with shoppers. His ‘stablemates’ were kept equally busy, as shoppers excitedly browsed the decorated huts.

All manner of genuine Jersey produce was on sale, from the exotic spicy Chili Kitchen condiments, locally produced sausage and biltong (dried beef), traditionally made Jersey Cider and locally brewed ale.

The Jersey Cider company was offering warm cider and local pork sandwiches, ideal for keeping the winter chills at bay.

The Weighbridge in December is the ideal place to escape the more commercial vibe of the Highstreet. From the ‘Spirit of Christmas Market’ to the ‘Big Advent Calendar’ display at Jersey Museum, it’s yuletide, Jersey style, for the whole ten days. There’s always something happening, always great food and drink on hand, and you’re guaranteed to feel the Christmas spirit!

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Need Christmas Cards?

Visit our Charity Christmas Card Shop at Broad Street From 21 November to 17 December, a variety of local charity Christmas cards will be sold from the Jersey Post Christmas Card shop.

Monday to Friday

10:00 - 15:00

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For more information on post office opening times, dates and posting at Christmas: Click www.jerseypost.com/christmas Email customerservices@jerseypost.com Call Customer Services on 616616

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Voting Form Best Christmas Window Display This year, the Parish of St Helier, together with Jersey Tourism, Channel 103 and in association with The Chamber of Commerce will be giving the public the chance to vote for your efforts in creating a colourful, eye-catching display, in keeping with the Christmas spirit. The winner will not necessarily be the biggest, or most expensive, but instead will focus on the most innovative and best use of available space. So ANY retailer in St Helier can win!

Name of the Business: ………………………………………………………

“A Christmas Present For Your School” The stickers you are looking for will be on display from the 1st December.

Look around and find 10 stickers in the shop windows!

Write down the shop names here.

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Happy Feet 2 The tap-dancing penguin is back with new friends in an eyepopping new adventure!

A lot has happened since we last caught up with everybody’s favourite hoofing flightless bird. Mumble (Elijah Wood) and the love of his life, Gloria (Alecia Moore - better known as Pink!), now have a son of their own named Erik (E G Daily). But just like his father before him, Erik is having trouble finding his way in the penguin world. The poor little fella suffers from a fear of dancing! Struggling to discover his true talent, he encounters an amazing flying penguin called The Mighty Sven (Hank Azaria). But when the entire penguin nation faces a new threat, everyone must pull - and dance - together. Robin Williams returns in his scene-stealing dual role as Ramon and Lovelace, and new to the cast this time round are Brad Pitt and Matt Damon as the tiny krill - Will and Bill.

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Arthur Christmas

Tintin: Secret of the Unicorn It’s a mystery that has puzzled generations of children. How does Santa manage to visit the homes of every child in the world in just one night? Now the truth can be told, thanks to Britain’s very own Aardman animation.

Beneath the North Pole, there’s a huge military operation staffed by 1.6 million elves, who ensure that all two billion presents are delivered on Christmas Eve. And the sleigh used by Santa (Jim Broadbent) is a massive invisible airship called the S1.

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Immortals

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The Rum Diary According to Greek mythology, an ancient battle in heaven saw the victors calling themselves Gods while the vanquished Titans were imprisoned for eternity. But in the age of man, megalomanic King Hyperion sets out to unleash the Titans and overthrow the Gods of Olympus. To do this, he needs the legendary lost Bow of Epirus.

Young stonemason Theseus (Henry Cavill) vows to avenge the death of his mother in one of their raids.

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When bequiffed young journalist Tintin buys a model of the good ship Unicorn, he also acquires a clue to a great mystery. With his faithful hound Snowy in tow, our intrepid hero embarks on a quest that unites him for the first time with drunken seadog Captain Haddock. Together, they unravel the secret of an ancient feud involving Haddock’s ancestor Francis and notorious pirate Red Rackham. Uses stateof-the-art performance capture technology.

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Bored with Eisenhower-era America, New York newspaper journalist Philip Kemp (Johnny Depp) decides to chance his arm by starting a new life on the idyllic Caribbean island of Puerto Rico. Here, he lands a job on the local paper, the San Juan Star, under downtrodden editor Lotterman (Richard Jenkins). It’s not long before Kemp settles into the drunken and debauched ways of the US ex-pat community.

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Moneyball

Twilight: Breaking Dawn pt 1 How does a small, under-funded team compete in an increasingly commercialised sporting world?

Once a promising baseball player Billy Beane now manages the lowly Oakland A’s. At the start of the season, his star players have been lured away on the promise of huge salaries. So Billy decides to try a new strategy. He hires nerdy, wet-behind-the-ears Yale economics graduate Peter Brand, who proposes a radical new statistics-based approach to building a team.

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This latest installment, ‘Breaking Dawn - Part 1’, opens with Bella and Edward’s much-anticipated wedding itself! But despite the fact that Bella has now chosen her husband, the saga’s conflict is far from over. During a dream honeymoon on Isle Esme, the newly married couple finally give in to their passions. But this only brings them more peril as Bella discovers she’s pregnant! The wolf pack considers her unborn child such a threat that they begin to move against her.

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Justice

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Contagion Schoolteacher Will Gerard (Nicolas Cage) lives happily with his wife Laura (January Jones). Until, that is, Laura is the victim of a horrific attack that leaves her severely injured. Will is approached by a mysterious stranger named Simon (Guy Pearce), who claims to represent an organisation of concerned citizens. Simon reveals that Laura’s attacker is a repeat offender who was only recently released on parole.

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Two days after Beth Emhoff returns from a business trip in Hong Kong, she’s dead - and the medics can’t tell her husband Thomas how or why. But before long, the virus that killed Beth is out of control. As panic spreads, scientists battle to control the global pandemic. Dr Erin Mears is a researcher at the US Centers for Disease Control, working under Dr Ellis Cheever, while Dr Leonora Orantes is an investigator for the World Health Organisation.

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6:00 Breakfast 9:15 Rip Off Britain 10:00 Homes Under the Hammer (R) 10:58 BBC News; Weather 11:00 Noise Squad 11:45 Cash in the Attic (R) 12:13 BBC News; Weather 12:15 Bargain Hunt (R) 1:00 BBC News; Weather 1:30 Regional News; Weather 1:40 Doctors Julia deals with a family crisis.

2:10 Only Fools and Horses 3:05 CBBC 5:15 Pointless (R) 6:00 BBC News; Weather 6:30 Spotlight; Weather 7:00 The One Show Topical stories from around the UK; BBC News 8:00 EastEnders Yusef’s cousin Tariq confronts him about his engagement, but the doctor tries to buy his silence by offering him the Argee Bhajee. Derek tells Janine about his history with Michael.

8:30 The Two Ronnies Sketchbook Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker reminisce from behind the famous desk about their all-time favourite sketches from their partnership that spanned three decades.

9:00 Have I Got News for You Satirical current affairs quiz, with guest panellists Boris Becker and Marcus Brigstocke joining team captains Ian Hislop and Paul Merton.

9:30 Live at the Apollo Andy Parsons hosts the stand-up show.

10:00 BBC News 10:25 Regional News; Weather 10:35 The Graham Norton Show With Jessica Biel, Bradley Cooper, James Corden, Sarah Millican and Lenny Kravitz.

11:20 The National Lottery Friday Night Draws Presented by OJ Borg.

11:30 FILM: The Hand That Rocks the Cradle (15) (1992) Thriller, starring Rebecca De Mornay.

1:15 Weatherview 1:20 Sign Zone: Question Time (R) 2:20 Sign Zone: Fry’s Planet Word (R) 3:20 BBC News

6:00 CBeebies 7:00 CBBC 8:25 CBeebies 11:35 The Pink Panther Show (R) 12:00 Daily Politics 12:30 GMT with George Alagiah 1:00 Coast (R) 1:15 Trash to Cash 2:15 Weakest Link (R) 3:00 Escape to the Country 3:45 Hairy Bikers’ Best of British 4:30 Flog It! Travels Around Britain (R) 4:45 Euro 2012 – Live Draw 6:00 Eggheads 6:30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two 7:00 Heir Hunters The researchers try to find the relatives of TV scriptwriter Edward Luckarift, and look into the estate of Diana Paine, who worked as a driver during the Second World War. 8:00 Mastermind John Humphrys asks questions on the Richard Hannay Novels of John Buchan, the Peak District, Billboard No 1 Singles 1955-1994 and Aircraft of the Second World War. 8:30 FILM: The Accidental Husband (12) (2008) Premiere. A radio talk-show host discovers she is legally married to a man she has never even met. Romantic comedy, starring Uma Thurman, Colin Firth and Jeffrey Dean Morgan.

9:50 Coast Mark Horton examines the history of Harlech Castle in Gwynedd, revealing what it would have looked like during the 13th century, while Neil Oliver visits its counterpart Cricieth.

10:00 QI With Jo Brand, David Mitchell, Phill Jupitus and Alan Davies.

10:30 Newsnight With Gavin Esler.

11:00 The Review Show The best books to buy this Christmas.

11:45 Weather 11:50 FILM: The Crossing Guard (15) (1995) A man gives the drunk driver who caused his daughter’s death three days to put his affairs in order, after which he will kill him. Drama, starring Jack Nicholson and David Morse.

1:35 BBC News 3:20 Close

5:30 ITV Morning News 6:00 Daybreak 8:30 Lorraine 9:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30 This Morning 12:30 Loose Women 1:30 ITV News 1:55 Channel News and Weather 2:00 May the Best House Win 3:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3:59 Channel Weather 4:00 Ade in Britain 5:00 Best Dish: The Chefs 6:00 Channel Report; Weather 6:20 Report Sport 6:30 ITV News 6:59 Destination Report 7:00 Emmerdale Eric and Val are devastated that Amy kept her pregnancy from them, and try to stay strong when they visit her at the hospital. Meanwhile, Belle tells Zak and Lisa everything.

7:30 Coronation Street Sophie breaks down in front of Sunita and admits she has a crush on Amber. Stella finds Lloyd agitated when she checks up on him, and Nick’s harsh words about Gail are overheard.

8:00 Wild Britain with Ray Mears Exploring the Norfolk and Suffolk Broads.

8:30 Coronation Street Sophie urges Sian to elope to Scotland with her.

9:00 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! With the end almost in sight, the remaining celebrities take part in the group trial to find out which of them will fall at the last hurdle and miss out on the final.

10:30 ITV News 11:00 Channel News and Weather 11:05 FILM: Fearless (15) (2006) Fact-based martial arts adventure, starring Jet Li. 1:10 Bristol Airport (R) 1:25 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Emergency (R) 2:25 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Emergency (R) ITV News Headlines 3:15 FILM: Columbo: A Bird in the Hand (PG) (1992) Crime drama, starring Peter Falk and Tyne Daly.

4:50 ITV Nightscreen

6:10 The Hoobs (R) 6:35 The Hoobs (R) 7:00 Freshly Squeezed 7:30 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 7:55 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8:20 Frasier (R) 8:55 Secret Millionaire Australia 9:55 Relocation, Relocation (R) 10:55 The Renovation Game 12:00 Drop Down Menu 1:05 Channel 4 Presents – Liz Johnson “Magic Numbers” (R) 1:10 FILM: Campbell’s Kingdom (U) (1957) Adventure, starring Dirk Bogarde.

3:10 Countdown 4:00 Deal or No Deal 5:00 Four in a Bed 5:30 Come Dine with Me 6:00 The Simpsons (R) 6:30 Hollyoaks 7:00 Channel 4 News 7:30 Unreported World Divers who are risking their lives to catch lobsters in Honduras.

7:55 4thought.tv Ed Rennie explains why pregnant women should have access to counselling.

8:00 Come Dine with Me Office administrator Cara-Anne Marshall, science student Ben Skerry, school teacher Jessica McLaren and prison manager Derek Taylor compete in Dundee and Lothian.

9:00 Peter Kay’s Top 43 Greatest Comedy Moments The comedian’s favourite comedy clips.

11:05 Peter Kay Live at the Bolton Albert Halls The inimitable comedian’s stand-up show in front of his home crowd at Bolton’s town hall, featuring his unique brand of observational comedy.

12:10 Stand Up for the Week 1:00 FILM: Franklyn (15) (2008) Premiere. Fantasy drama, starring Ryan Phillippe.

2:40 Random Acts 2:45 Shameless USA 3:40 My Name Is Earl (R) 4:05 My Name Is Earl (R) 4:30 St Elsewhere (R) 5:20 Countdown (R)

6:00 Milkshake!

9:15 The Wright Stuff 11:10 LIVE with Gabby 12:05 5 News Lunchtime 12:15 Law & Order (R) 1:15 Home and Away 1:45 Neighbours 2:15 Meerkat Manor (R) 2:45 FILM: Last of the Dogmen (PG) (1995) Modern-day Western, starring Tom Berenger.

5:00 5 News at 5 5:30 Neighbours Kate discovers Noah thinks she is in love with him. (R) 6:00 Home and Away April steals Sid’s prescription pad and increases her consumption of drugs to help her study, while Sasha is elated when Stu says he loves her. (R) 6:30 Home and Away: Bay Reporter Part two of two. Ray Meagher and Lynne McGranger answer viewers’ questions.

7:00 5 News at 7 7:30 Fifth Gear Tiff Needell drives the new Aston Martin Virage convertible, and Vicki Butler-Henderson pits cricketers Stuart Broad and Matt Prior against each other in a drifting competition; 5 News Update 8:00 Ice Road Truckers: Deadliest Roads After a storm strands Dave Redmon, Lisa Kelly and Rick Yemm in Keylong, they face a perilous journey back over the Rohtang Pass in the dark, facing angry drivers and a landslide; 5 News at 9 9:00 FILM: Black Hawk Down (15) (2001) American soldiers mount a rescue mission to save their compatriots, who have been shot down in war-torn Somalia. Fact-based drama, with Josh Hartnett, Ewan McGregor and Eric Bana.

Including 5 News Update.

11:50 Inside Hollywood Magazine show, with location reports, news and views from behind the scenes. (R) 12:05 SuperCasino 4:05 Motorsport Mundial 4:30 Fifth Gear (R) 4:55 Rough Guide to Cities (R) 5:10 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R) 5:35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R)

7:00 Top Gear USA 7:45 Merlin Lancelot returns from the dead. 8:30 World’s Craziest Fools 9:00 Him & Her Becky and Steve invite their friends round to watch the National Lottery. 9:30 Russell Howard’s Good News The comedian’s perspective on current events. 10:00 EastEnders 10:30 Family Guy 11:15 American Dad! 12:00 Mongrels 12:30 Russell Howard’s Good News 1:00 Him & Her 1:30 World’s Craziest Fools 2:00 Skin Deep: The Business of Beauty 3:30 Hot Like Us 4:30 Mongrels 5:00 Close

7:00 World News Today; Weather 7:30 The Story of Allegri’s Miserere 8:00 God’s Composer The life of Spanish Renaissance composer Tomas Luis de Victoria. 9:00 Lionel Richie – Dancing on the Ceiling Profile of the soul singer.

10:00 Lionel Richie at the BBC 11:00 Motor City’s Burning: Detroit from Motown to the Stooges 12:00 Lionel Richie – Dancing on the Ceiling 1:00 Lionel Richie at the BBC 2:00 The Story of Allegri’s Miserere 2:30 God’s Composer 3:30 Close

6:00 Drama Trails 6:10 Heartbeat 7:00 The Return of Sherlock Holmes 8:10 Dickinson’s Real Deal 9:10 Father Dowling Mysteries 10:15 Ironside 11:20 Cadfael 1:00 Heartbeat 2:05 Pie in the Sky 3:05 Father Dowling Mysteries 4:05 The Return of Sherlock Holmes 5:20 On the Buses 5:55 Heartbeat 6:55 Pie in the Sky 7:55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9:00 Foyle’s War 11:00 A Is for Acid 1:05 Film: Nora Roberts’ Northern Lights (PG) (2009) 2:45 Ironside 3:40 Emmerdale

6:00 Film File 6:10 The Professionals 7:00 Minder 7:55 The Saint 8:55 The Fall Guy 9:55 Batman 10:55 The Professionals 12:00 World’s Wildest Police Videos 12:45 Minder 1:45 The Saint 2:50 The Fall Guy 3:55 Batman 5:00 The Professionals 6:00 UEFA Europa League Highlights 7:00 Police, Camera, Action! 7:30 Live Tennis 10:30 Film: Never Say Never Again (PG) (1983) 1:10 Richard Bacon’s Beer and Pizza Club 1:55 Sanctuary 2:45 ITV4 Nightscreen 3:00 Teleshopping

6:00 Brainiac 7:00 Lion Man 8:00 It’s Me or the Dog 9:00 Nothing to Declare 10:00 Airline 10:30 Pineapple Dance Studios 12:00 UK Border Force 1:00 Four Weddings 2:00 It’s Me or the Dog 3:00 Real A&E 4:00 Nothing to Declare 5:00 Real Filth Fighters 6:00 Road Wars 7:00 UK Border Force 8:00 Nothing to Declare 9:00 Emergency with Angela Griffin 10:00 Night Cops 12:00 Real A&E 1:00 Filth Fighters 1:50 Airline 2:40 Kim’s Rude Awakening 3:30 Nothing But the Truth 4:20 Wedding SOS 5:10 Guilty!

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Pick of the Day 6:00 Safebreakers (R) 7:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse (R) 8:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 9:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 10:00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R) 11:00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R) 12:00 Best of Modern Family (R) 12:30 Best of Modern Family (R) 1:00 House (R) 2:00 House (R) 3:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 4:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 5:00 Futurama (R) 5:30 Futurama (R) 6:00 Oops TV (R) 6:30 The Simpsons (R) 7:00 The Simpsons A collection of spine-tingling tales from Springfield’s best-known family. (R) 7:30 Futurama Fry becomes the ruler of an alien world after consuming the planet’s emperor. (R) 8:00 Futurama A huge ball of rubbish from the year 2000 moves toward New New York, threatening to destroy the city.

(R) 8:30 The Simpsons Lisa has to share a room with Bart but finds it difficult to cope with the stress, while Marge becomes addicted to eavesdropping on other people’s conversations. (R) 9:00 An Idiot Abroad Karl Pilkington stops off in Israel on his way to Petra, Jordan, and is subjected to a mock kidnapping before visiting Bethlehem, the Wailing Wall, and swimming in the Dead Sea. (R) 10:00 A League of Their Own Host James Corden is joined by Frank Lampard and TV presenter Gabby Logan on the sport-based comedy quiz show.

(R) 11:00 The Cafe Cyril’s gets a new menu.

11:30 Brit Cops: War on Crime Following police officers in Lincolnshire.

12:30 Road Wars 1:00 Big Trouble in Thailand (R) 1:50 Big Trouble in Thailand (R) 2:40 The Chicago Code (R) 3:30 The Chicago Code (R) 4:20 Change the Day You Die 5:10 My Pet Shame (R)

6:00 Coronation Street (R) 6:25 Emmerdale (R) 7:20 Gossip Girl (R) 8:05 Judge Judy (R) 9:25 Beauty and the Geek (R) 10:30 Judge Judy (R) 12:00 Coronation Street (R) 12:30 Emmerdale (R) 1:30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R) 2:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R) 3:40 Beauty and the Geek (R) 4:40 Loose Women (R) 5:40 Judge Judy (R) 7:00 The Cube A student and a Geordie mother take part, aiming to complete tasks within the confines of the cube to win a jackpot of £250,000. (R) 8:00 The X Factor USA The two acts with the fewest votes must compete in the sing-off before judges Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul, LA Reid and Nicole Scherzinger decide which one is going home.

8:55 TOWIE: Video 9:00 Super Tiny Animals Documentary exploring the growing demand for miniature pets, including tiny Chihuahuas, cats with unusually short legs and micro pigs. (R) 10:00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp A review of the week’s small-screen highlights. Last in the series. (R) 10:30 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here Now! With the end of the competition fast approaching, Laura Whitmore, Joe Swash and Russell Kane discuss the chances of the remaining campmates with guest Jodie Prenger.

11:30 FILM: Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous (12) (2005) An FBI public relations officer defies orders and goes back undercover to find her kidnapped friends. Comedy sequel, starring Sandra Bullock, Regina King and William Shatner. Including FYI Daily.

1:50 Coronation Street (R) 2:20 Coronation Street (R) 2:45 Emmerdale (R) 3:10 Teleshopping 4:10 Pushing Daisies (R) 4:55 Gossip Girl (R) 5:40 ITV2 Nightscreen

6:00 One Tree Hill (R) 6:45 Ugly Betty (R) 7:35 Wildfire (R) 8:25 One Tree Hill (R) 9:20 Gilmore Girls (R) 10:15 Ugly Betty (R) 11:10 Desperate Housewives (R) 12:10 Greek 1:05 Scrubs (R) 1:35 Scrubs (R) 2:05 Hollyoaks (R) 2:35 Gilmore Girls (R) 3:35 Desperate Housewives (R) 4:30 Rules of Engagement (R) 5:00 Scrubs (R) 5:30 Scrubs (R) 6:00 The Big Bang Theory (R) 6:30 The Big Bang Theory (R) 7:00 Hollyoaks Warren blackmails Ethan into helping him get rid of Brendan, Ruby worries her friendship with Sinead is on the decline, and sparks fly between Theresa and Joel.

7:30 How I Met Your Mother The pals become addicted to cigarettes again. (R) 8:00 Desperate Scousewives Liverpool-based reality series, following a group of women trying to make a name for themselves, starting with a stylist hoping to be the most sought after in the city. (R) 9:00 FILM: Ever After: A Cinderella Story (PG) (1998) A girl ruled by her stepmother’s iron fist is given a glimmer of hope when she catches the eye of a handsome prince. Drama, starring Drew Barrymore and Dougray Scott.

11:20 Made in Chelsea – End of Season Party The socialites discuss the talking-points of the series. Last in the series. (R) 12:25 The Big Bang Theory (R) 12:50 The Big Bang Theory (R) 1:20 Scrubs (R) 1:45 Scrubs (R) 2:10 How I Met Your Mother (R) 2:35 Gok’s Clothes Roadshow: Get the Look for Less (R) 3:30 Greek (R) 4:10 Rules of Engagement (R) 4:35 Wildfire (R) 5:15 Switched (R)

6:00 Live European Tour Golf The Hong Kong Open. 9:00 Live Golf The Nedbank Golf Challenge. 3:00 Premier League World 3:30 Ringside 4:30 Carling Cup Football Special 5:30 Football League Weekend 6:30 Premier League Preview 7:00 Sky Sports News at Seven 7:30 Live Football League Crystal Palace v Derby County (Kick-off 7.45pm). All the action from this evening’s Championship clash at Selhurst Park. 9:45 Fight Night – Live Felix Sturm v Martin Murray.

Coverage of the bout for the WBA Super World Middleweight title at the SAP-Arena in Mannheim, Germany. 12:00 Take It Like a Fan 12:30 Premier League Preview 1:00 European Tour Golf 2:30 Fight Night 4:45 Sky Sports Classics 5:00 Football League Weekend

6:00 The X Files 7:00 Star Trek: Voyager 8:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 9:00 ER 11:00 The X Files 12:00 Star Trek: Voyager 1:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 2:00 ER 4:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 5:00 Star Trek: Voyager 6:00 ER 8:00 Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations 9:00 Big Love An ill-advised comment puts Barb in the media spotlight. 10:20 In Treatment 12:35 Bored to Death 1:10 The Sopranos 2:25 Big Love 3:40 Inside the Actors Studio 4:35 The Life and Times of Tim 5:05 The X Files

6:00 Teleshopping 1:00 Eli Stone 2:00 The Bachelor 3:00 Neighbours 3:30 Home and Away 4:00 Better with You 4:30 Malcolm in the Middle 5:00 Chuck 6:00 Malcolm in the Middle 6:25 5* Access 6:30 Home and Away 7:00 Neighbours 7:35 Better with You Casey ignores a request to keep Valentine’s Day simple. 8:00 Alphas The Department of Defence asks the team to track down an inventive Alpha. 9:00 Film: The Da Vinci Code (12) (2006) Thriller, starring Tom Hanks. 12:00 Teleshopping

6:00 Teleshopping 12:00 Inside Hollywood 12:05 Film: Cheating Fate (PG) (2007) 1:55 CSI: Miami 3:00 Law & Order 4:00 Film: Though None Go with Me (PG) (2006) Drama, starring Cheryl Ladd. 6:00 Law & Order 6:55 Inside Hollywood 7:00 CSI: Miami 8:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation A juror is murdered. 8:58 Inside Hollywood Magazine show. 9:00 Film: The Stone Killer (18) (1973) Crime thriller, starring Charles Bronson. 11:00 CSI: NY 12:05 Justified 1:00 SuperCasino 4:00 Close

7:15 Shark Tank 8:00 Dragons’ Den 9:00 TOTP2 10:00 Amazon with Bruce Parry 11:00 Dragons’ Den 12:00 Top Gear 1:00 Motorway Cops 2:00 Amazon with Bruce Parry 3:00 Dragons’ Den 4:00 Top Gear 6:00 Driving Wars 7:00 Dragons’ Den 8:00 Top Gear 9:00 Mock the Week With Andy Parsons, Mark Watson and Jon Culshaw. 9:40 Not Going Out 10:20 Shameless 12:25 Dave’s One Night Stand 1:25 Mock the Week 1:55 Not Going Out 2:25 Psychoville 3:00 Close

6:00 Live Test Cricket Australia v New Zealand. 7:30 Carling Cup Football Special 8:30 America’s Cup Uncovered 8:55 Live International One-Day Cricket India v West Indies. 5:30 Test Cricket 6:30 European Tour Golf 8:00 Live PGA Tour Golf The Chevron World Challenge.

Coverage of the second day’s play at Sherwood Country Club in Thousand Oaks, California. 11:00 International One-Day Cricket 11:55 Live Test Cricket Australia v New Zealand.

6:00 Good Morning Sports Fans 7:00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8:00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9:00 Live IRB Rugby Sevens The Dubai Sevens. 4:00 ATP Tour Uncovered 4:30 Wild Spirits 5:00 WWE: Raw 7:00 Tight Lines 8:00 NFL Seattle Seahawks v Philadelphia Eagles. 10:00 Take It Like a Fan 10:30 Premier League Preview 11:00 Football League Weekend 12:00 NFL: Total Access 1:00 Tight Lines 2:00 Take It Like a Fan 2:30 Premier League Preview 3:00 Football League Weekend 4:00 Tight Lines 5:00 Live European Tour Golf The Hong Kong Open.

Coronation Street 8.30pm on ITV 1 Sophie defies her mother’s wishes and urges Sian to elope to Scotland with her. Stella comforts Lloyd as she helps sort out the cab office accounts and Tina confronts Matt about the interview, only to realise he is uncomfortable dating a barmaid.

Ice Road Truckers: Deadliest Roads 8.00pm on Channel 5 After a severe storm strands Dave Redmon, Lisa Kelly and Rick Yemm in Keylong, high in the Himalayas, they face a perilous journey back over the Rohtang Pass in the dark.

The trip is not made any easier by an encounter with an aggressive Indian driver and landslide hits.

Peter Kay’s Top 43 Greatest Comedy Moments 9.00pm on Channel 4 The comedian introduces a countdown of his favourite comedy moments, featuring classic clips and archive footage of his work so far.

11:00 Blowing Wild (PG) (1953) 12:45 Broken Arrow (U) (1950) 2:35 Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines (U) (1965) Comedy, starring Terry-Thomas. 5:10 Murphy’s War (12) (1971) Second World War drama, starring Peter O’Toole. 7:15 The Perfect Score (12) (2004) Comedy, starring Scarlett Johansson. 9:00 Brazil (15) (1985) Satirical comedy, starring Jonathan Pryce. 11:45 Time Bandits (PG) (1981) Fantasy comedy, starring Craig Warnock.

2:00 Cronos (18) (1992) 3:55 Close

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Issue 109, Friday, 2nd December 2011 Saturday, 3rd December

Saturday 3rd

2011

TV GUIDE

6:00 Breakfast 10:00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11:30 Home Cooking Made Easy (R) 12:00 BBC News; Regional News and Weather 12:15 Football Focus 1:00 Live Snooker: UK Championship Including John Higgins v Rory McLeod.

2:00 Live International Rugby Union Wales v Australia (Kick-off 2.30pm).

4:30 Final Score 5:10 BBC News; Regional News and Weather 5:30 A Question of Sport (R) 6:00 Tonight’s the Night 7:00 Strictly Come Dancing Bruce Forsyth and Tess Daly host a movie-themed special, in which the six remaining contestants vie for a place in next week’s semi-final with dances celebrating the silver screen.

8:00 Merlin The Camelot knights stumble across an eerie shrine in the forest. Despite Merlin’s warning to leave well alone, Sir Elyan’s careless actions spark a terrifying chain of events.

8:45 Casualty Part one of two. Ruth’s old insecurities resurface, Linda’s former adversary Damon visits the hospital, and fire officer Frank identifies potential hazards around the ED. 9:35 The National Lottery Saturday Night Draws Jenni Falconer presents the all-important Lotto and Thunderball draws, along with the Lotto Plus 5 results.

9:45 BBC News; Weather 10:05 Match of the Day Gary Lineker presents highlights of today’s Premier League clashes, including Aston Villa v Manchester United at Villa Park and Newcastle United v Chelsea at St James’ Park; National Lottery Update 11:30 The Football League Show Highlights and all the goals from today’s fixtures in the Championship, including Bristol City v Middlesbrough and Hull City v Leicester City.

12:15 FILM: Mimic (15) (1997) Horror, starring Mira Sorvino.

1:55 Weatherview 2:00 BBC News

6:00 CBeebies 7:00 CBBC 12:00 FILM: Primrose Path (PG) (1940) Romantic drama, starring Ginger Rogers and Joel McCrea.

1:30 FILM: The Master of Ballantrae (PG) (1953) Swashbuckling adventure, starring Errol Flynn.

3:00 Hairy Bikers’ Best of British 3:45 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (R) 4:30 Live Snooker: UK Championship The best-of-11-frames first-round matches.

5:30 Escape to the Country (R) 6:30 Flog It! 7:30 Dad’s Army First-ever episode of the classic comedy in which bank manager George Mainwaring assembles a motley crew of volunteers to protect Britain from Nazi invasion. (R) 8:00 100 Years of the Palladium Cliff Richard, Bruce Forsyth and Andrew Lloyd Webber are among the stars sharing the gossip, glamour and behind-the-scenes goings-on of one of the world’s most famous theatres. (R) 9:00 QI XL Stephen Fry is joined by Jo Brand, David Mitchell, Phill Jupitus and regular panellist Alan Davies on an extended edition of the quiz, asking questions on intelligence. (R) 9:45 Pan Am Kate tries to save her relationship with Niko by asking Richard Parks for help, and Laura befriends a black sailor, but is not prepared for the disapproval she encounters.

10:25 Pan Am Dean is forced to make an emergency landing in Haiti, where the crew is met by rebels who speak only French.

11:10 Rev The new teacher at the church school turns out to be an atheist. (R) 11:40 Snooker: UK Championship Hazel Irvine presents highlights of tonight’s first-round matches at the Barbican Centre in York, featuring Stephen Maguire v Stephen Hendry and Matthew Stevens v Marcus Campbell.

12:30 Snooker: UK Championship Extra 2:30 Close

5:30 ITV Morning News 6:00 CITV 9:25 Coronation Street 11:45 This Morning: Saturday 12:45 ITV News; Weather 12:50 You’ve Been Framed! (R) 1:20 FILM: Small Soldiers (PG) (1998) Children’s adventure, with Kirsten Dunst.

3:20 FILM: The Mummy (12) (1999) Action adventure, starring Brendan Fraser.

5:30 Puffin’s Pla(i)ce 5:35 Channel News; Weather 5:45 ITV News 6:00 The Chase 7:00 New You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill narrates more camcorder calamities and mobile phone footage.

7:30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp A compilation of the funniest moments from previous series, promising soap spoofs, reality show send-ups, humorous fights and the odd song or two.

8:00 The X Factor Amelia Lily, Misha B, Marcus and Little Mix perform two songs each as they battle it out for a place in next week’s final and the chance to win a recording contract. The results can be seen tomorrow at 8pm.

9:30 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! Viewers choose this year’s winner, as three weeks of tears and triumphs in the jungle reach a defining moment. Ant and Dec present. Last in the series.

10:30 ITV News 10:44 Channel Islands Weather Summary 10:45 FA Cup Highlights Action from today’s second-round ties, including Stourbridge v Stevenage FC, Luton Town v Cheltenham Town and Chelmsford City v Macclesfield Town.

11:45 The Cube A student and a Geordie mother take part. (R) 12:45 Bristol Airport (R) 1:10 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Mystery (R) 2:00 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Crime; (R) ITV News Headlines 3:00 Kojak (R) 3:55 ITV Nightscreen

6:05 Sali Mali (R) 6:10 The Hoobs (R) 6:35 Extreme Sailing Series 7:00 Great Ethiopian Run 7:55 The Morning Line 8:50 T4: Smallville (R) 9:50 T4: Made in Chelsea – End of Season Party 10:50 T4: 4Music Video Honours 2011: Top 20 11:50 T4: Pixie Lott: The Album Chart Show Special 12:20 T4: The Big Bang Theory (R) 12:50 T4: The Big Bang Theory (R) 1:20 T4: The Simpsons (R) 1:50 Channel 4 Racing Live coverage from Sandown Park and Aintree.

3:55 Come Dine with Me (R) 4:25 Come Dine with Me (R) 4:55 Come Dine with Me (R) 5:30 Come Dine with Me (R) 6:00 Come Dine with Me (R) 6:30 Jamie’s Great Britain (R) 7:30 Channel 4 News 7:55 4thought.tv The provision of counselling for people dealing with unwanted pregnancies.

8:00 Tony Robinson’s Gods and Monsters The presenter turns his attention to evil spirits.

9:00 FILM: Taken (15) (2008) An American teenager travelling through Europe is abducted by a gang of sex traffickers. However, what the kidnappers do not realise is that the girl’s father is a former CIA agent, who employs all his old skills as he searches for the criminals and tries to rescue his daughter. Thriller, starring Liam Neeson, Famke Janssen and Maggie Grace. Edited for violence.

10:50 8 Out of 10 Cats Uncut With Jack Dee, David O’Doherty, Stacey Solomon and Alex James.

11:40 Chris Moyles’ Quiz Night (R) 12:30 FILM: Waltz with Bashir (18) (2008) Premiere. Animated documentary, directed by Ari Folman.

2:10 Shameless USA 2:55 Shameless USA 3:45 Happy Endings 4:10 St Elsewhere (R) 4:55 Countdown (R)

6:00 Milkshake!

10:00 The Gadget Show (R) 11:00 London: The Inside Story (R) 12:00 FILM: The Adventures of Robin Hood (U) (1938) Swashbuckling adventure, starring Errol Flynn.

2:05 FILM: My Spy (15) (2008) Comedy, starring Colin Hanks and Meg Ryan.

3:50 FILM: Sleepless in Seattle (PG) (1993) Romantic comedy, with Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan.

5:55 FILM: Ghostbusters II (PG) (1989) Supernatural comedy sequel, starring Bill Murray.

8:10 5 News Weekend 8:15 NCIS The team races to find a sniper who is targeting Marine recruitment officers and picking them off one by one. (R) 9:00 An Audience with Bob Monkhouse The comedian entertains a celebrity audience including John Mills, Michaela Strachan, Jeremy Beadle, Linda Robson, Gaby Roslin and Bobby Davro in a show recorded in 1994. Bob reminisces about his eventful career in showbusiness in front of his peers and industry professionals. (R) 10:05 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Detective Chester Lake is suspected of murdering a police officer, and Fin’s investigation into his history reveals he has been working with a cold case team.

Last in the series.

11:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Two men seemingly come back from the dead, prompting Sara and Langston to question a scientist whose attempts to solve the mysteries of the afterlife had fatal consequences. (R) 11:55 Inside Hollywood Magazine show, with location reports, news and views from behind the scenes.

12:00 SuperCasino 3:55 Great Artists (R) 4:25 Divine Designs (R) 4:50 Rough Guide to Eco Escapes (R) 5:00 Hana’s Helpline (R) 5:10 The Milkshake! Show (R) 5:35 Thomas & Friends (R) 5:45 Roary the Racing Car (R)

7:00 Great Movie Mistakes Blunders in Hollywood films. 8:00 Top Gear The presenters try to find the perfect car for 17-year-olds. 9:00 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra Extended edition of the comedian’s topical news show. 9:45 Film: Meet the Parents (12) (2000) Comedy, starring Robert De Niro and Ben Stiller. 11:30 Family Guy 12:15 American Dad! 1:00 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 1:45 Great Movie Mistakes 2:40 Love on the Transplant List 3:40 The Real Hustle: New Recruits 5:10 Close

7:00 Yellowstone The animals prepare for the coming winter. Last in the series.

8:00 Art of America Andrew Graham-Dixon explores how artists including Jasper Johns, Andy Warhol, James Rosenquist and Jeff Koons challenged the status quo of post-war America. Last in the series. 9:00 The Killing II 11:00 The Slap Manolis believes he can set things right. 11:55 Top of the Pops: 1976 12:25 Big Hits: TOTP 1964 to 1975 1:55 Art of America 2:55 Yellowstone 3:55 Close

6:00 Duty Free 6:25 Maigret 7:25 Upstairs, Downstairs 9:50 Film: The Secret Garden (U) (1993) Children’s drama, starring Kate Maberly. 11:50 Foyle’s War 6:05 Agatha Christie’s Marple Murder mystery, starring Julia McKenzie, with Donald Sinden. 8:00 Doc Martin Al tries to raise some quick cash.

9:00 Foyle’s War American GIs arrive in Hastings. 11:00 Murder in Suburbia 12:05 Blue Murder 1:25 Duty Free 1:50 On the Buses 2:20 Film File 2:25 ITV3 Nightscreen 3:00 Teleshopping

6:00 The Professionals 7:00 World’s Wildest Police Videos 7:50 The Force 8:15 Police, Camera, Action! 8:45 Champions League Weekly 9:15 Motorsport UK 10:20 Film: Never Say Never Again (PG) (1983) 1:00 Live Tennis 5:30 Greatest FA Cup Finals 5:45 Film: The Great Outdoors (PG) (1988) 7:30 Live Tennis 10:30 Film: Lethal Weapon (18) (1987) 12:45 Film: When We Were Kings (PG) (1996) 2:30 Film File 2:45 ITV4 Nightscreen 3:00 Teleshopping

6:00 Airline 8:00 Brainiac 9:00 35mm 9:30 London Ambulance 10:00 Lion Man 12:00 UK Border Force 1:00 Medical Emergency 1:30 Nothing to Declare 4:00 Real Filth Fighters 5:00 UK Border Force 6:00 Emergency with Angela Griffin 7:00 Sun, Sea and A&E 8:00 Customs 9:00 Brit Cops 11:00 Night Cops 12:00 Club Reps 1:00 Sin Cities 1:50 So You Think You’re Safe?

2:40 House Sitters 3:05 Guilty! 3:55 New Parent Nightmares 4:20 Crash Test Dummies 5:10 House Sitters

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Issue 109, Friday, 2nd December 2011 Saturday, 3rd December

2011

Saturday 3rd

TV GUIDE

Pick of the Day 6:00 A Different Breed (R) 7:00 Vet Adventures (R) 8:00 Don’t Forget the Lyrics (R) 9:00 WWE Superstars 10:00 Soccer AM 12:00 35mm 12:30 Glenn Martin, DDS (R) 1:00 Glenn Martin, DDS (R) 1:30 Road Wars (R) 2:00 WWE: Smackdown Spectacular wrestling action.

4:00 Emergency with Angela Griffin The actress joins paramedics in Stoke-on-Trent. (R) 5:00 Inside Gatwick (R) 6:00 The Simpsons (R) 6:30 The Simpsons (R) 7:00 Futurama Leela and a surprise visitor tackle aliens intent on plundering the human face after Fry returns from outer space without his nose. (R) 7:30 Futurama The 3004 Olympics are in full swing and cheating is rife among the competitors as an ever-hopeful Bender decides a sex change will win him a gold medal. (R) 8:00 Futurama Bender tires of life on the straight and narrow and joins forces with robot gangsters – who order him to show his loyalty by stealing a consignment of cigars. (R) 8:30 Futurama The Planet Express team brings delicious aliens worms back to Earth, and the human population becomes addicted to them. (R) 9:00 FILM: Multiplicity (12) (1996) A workaholic hits on the idea of cloning himself so he can spend more time with his wife and kids, but without it affecting his job. Comedy, with Michael Keaton and Andie MacDowell.

11:15 Law & Order The alarm is raised when a reality TV crew stumbles upon a dead body in the penultimate episode of the long-running crime drama. (R) 12:15 Road Wars (R) 1:15 Road Wars (R) 1:45 Caprica (R) 2:40 BNP Wives (R) 3:30 Hawaii Five-0 (R) 4:20 Hawaii Five-0 (R) 5:10 Sell Me the Answer (R)

6:00 Emmerdale 8:35 Gossip Girl (R) 9:20 Nanny 911 (R) 10:15 The Planet’s Funniest Animals (R) 10:45 The X Factor USA (R) 12:15 The X Factor USA (R) 1:10 A Night with Will Young The singer performs his biggest hits. (R) 2:10 Life’s Funniest Moments (R) 2:40 The Hot Desk (R) 2:50 Holiday Showdown New York and Salt Lake City. (R) 3:50 All Star Family Fortunes (R) 4:50 The Cube (R) 5:50 FILM: Catwoman (12) (2004) Superhero adventure, starring Halle Berry.

8:00 Homes from Hell Trouble with luxury apartments in Turkey, an explosion on a street in Manchester, and a building dispute in Crete that shattered a man’s retirement dream. (R) 9:00 Grimefighters A pest controller relishes the chance to tackle a rat infestation, a raid on a run-down bric-a-brac business reveals a shop of horrors, and an unlicensed food vendor is confronted. (R) 9:30 The Xtra Factor Olly Murs and Caroline Flack present from behind the scenes after the semi-final to chat to the contestants and judges. They also catch up with Daybreak host Adrian Chiles.

10:30 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here Now! Laura Whitmore, Joe Swash and Russell Kane host a celebration of all the fun and games from the series, interviewing the winner and the rest of the contestants.

11:30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp A compilation of the funniest moments from previous series, promising soap spoofs, reality show send-ups, humorous fights and the odd song or two. (R) 12:00 New You’ve Been Framed! (R) 12:30 The X Factor (R) 2:00 The Xtra Factor (R) 2:50 Teleshopping 4:20 Pushing Daisies (R) 5:05 Gossip Girl (R) 5:50 ITV2 Nightscreen

6:00 Switched (R) 6:25 Supernanny USA (R) 7:10 How to Look Good Naked (R) 8:05 How to Look Good Naked (R) 9:10 Wife Swap USA (R) 10:05 Great British Hairdresser (R) 11:10 Supernanny USA (R) 12:05 Wife Swap USA (R) 1:05 Hollyoaks 3:40 Desperate Scousewives (R) 4:45 FILM: Deck the Halls (PG) (2006) Christmas comedy, starring Danny DeVito and Matthew Broderick.

6:35 The Big Bang Theory (R) 7:00 The Big Bang Theory Sheldon is distraught when his online gaming account is hacked, so his friends decide to find out who is responsible. (R) 7:30 Happy Endings Alex and Jane’s sibling rivalry escalates, Dave makes a sex video with a lacrosse coach, Penny gets an assistant, while Max and Brad find a new obsession. (R) 8:00 How I Met Your Mother Marshall is outraged at his boss’s negotiation techniques with a powerful company and decides to take matters into his own hands, while Ted takes his architecture class on a trip. (R) 8:30 The Big Bang Theory The gang is delighted with Sheldon’s mother when she comes to visit, but he soon becomes jealous of all the attention she is getting.

Comedy, starring Jim Parsons. (R) 9:00 Rude Tube Alex Zane presents a selection of the internet’s funniest animal clips, including footage of the ultimate dog tease, not-so-cuddly koalas, killer cats and a ruthless honey badger.

(R) 10:00 FILM: 28 Weeks Later (18) (2007) Horror sequel, starring Robert Carlyle.

12:00 The Big Bang Theory (R) 12:30 The Big Bang Theory (R) 12:55 My Name Is Earl (R) 1:25 The Cleveland Show (R) 1:50 The Cleveland Show (R) 2:20 Rules of Engagement (R) 2:40 Rules of Engagement 3:05 Switched (R) 3:25 Hollyoaks (R)

6:00 Take It Like a Fan 6:30 Champions League Weekly 7:00 Live IRB Rugby Sevens The Dubai Sevens. 4:00 Live International Rugby Union Northern Hemisphere v Southern Hemisphere (Kick-off 4.30pm). Coverage of the exhibition match in aid of the Help for Heroes charity, held at Twickenham.

6:30 Fight Night 8:00 Fight Night – Live Prince Arron v Brian Rose. Coverage of the bout for the British Light Middleweight title, held at the Robin Park Centre in Wigan. 10:00 International Rugby Union Northern Hemisphere v Southern Hemisphere. 11:00 European Tour Golf 1:00 Spanish Football 2:30 Fight Night 4:30 Champions League Weekly 5:00 Live European Tour Golf The Hong Kong Open.

6:00 Inside the Actors Studio 10:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 3:00 ER 8:00 The Devil’s Dinner Party Psychological game show. 9:00 Boardwalk Empire Nucky and Owen meet the leaders of the IRA. 10:05 In Treatment 11:15 Bored to Death Jonathan is hired to retrieve a valuable book. 11:50 Game of Thrones 1:05 Boardwalk Empire 2:05 Film: Grey Gardens (12) (2009) Fact-based drama, starring Drew Barrymore. 4:05 Inside the Actors Studio 5:05 The Devil’s Dinner Party

6:00 Teleshopping 1:00 5* Access 1:10 Home and Away 3:30 Malcolm in the Middle 5:00 Film: The Da Vinci Code (12) (2006) An academic falsely accused of murder uncovers a conspiracy to conceal an ancient secret. Thriller based on Dan Brown’s novel, with Tom Hanks and Audrey Tautou. 8:00 Emergency Bikers 11:00 Ultimate Emergency Bikers Highlights from the documentary series, providing an insight into the work of paramedic bikers and the police bike squads. 12:00 Teleshopping

6:00 Teleshopping 12:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 12:30 Film: Marooned (U) (1969) Sci-fi adventure, starring Gregory Peck. 3:05 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 4:05 NCIS 5:55 Film: The Shootist (PG) (1976) Western, starring John Wayne. 8:00 Film: Behind Enemy Lines (12) (2001) Bosnian War drama, starring Gene Hackman. 10:10 Film: Candyman 3: Day of the Dead (18) (1999) Horror, starring Tony Todd and Donna D’Errico. 12:00 Human Target 1:00 SuperCasino 4:00 Close

7:00 Top Gear 9:00 Film: Posse from Hell (PG) (1961) Western, starring Audie Murphy. 11:00 Three Men Go to Ireland 12:00 Top Gear 2:00 Film: Posse from Hell (PG) (1961) Western, starring Audie Murphy. 4:00 Top Gear 5:00 Trawlermen 6:00 Three Men Go to Ireland 8:00 QI XL With Ross Noble, Jack Dee, Phill Jupitus. 9:00 Film: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (18) (1998) Drama, starring Johnny Depp. 11:30 QI XL 12:30 Film: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (18) (1998) 3:00 Close

6:00 Live Test Cricket 7:30 NFL: America’s Game 8:30 Champions League Weekly 9:00 Premier League Preview 9:30 Take It Like a Fan 10:00 Soccer AM 12:00 Live Football Special 3:15 Sky Sports Classics 3:30 NFL: Total Access 4:30 ISAF World Sailing Championship 5:00 Live Saturday Night Football 7:30 You’re on Sky Sports!

8:25 Football First 10:15 Football First 4:15 Spanish Football 5:45 Sky Sports Classics

6:00 Live European Tour Golf The Hong Kong Open. 9:00 Live Golf The Nedbank Golf Challenge. 2:00 Max Power 3:00 Live Davis Cup Tennis Spain v Argentina.

Coverage of the second day of the World Group final at the Olympic Stadium in Seville. 6:00 Live PGA Tour Golf The Chevron World Challenge. Coverage of the third day’s play at Sherwood Country Club in Thousand Oaks, California. 11:00 International One-Day Cricket 11:55 Live Test Cricket Australia v New Zealand. Coverage of the fourth day of the First Test in a two-match series, staged at the Brisbane Cricket Ground.

Casualty 8.45pm on BBC One Part one of two. Ruth’s old insecurities resurface, Linda’s former adversary Damon visits the hospital, and fire officer Frank identifies potential hazards around the ED. Guest starring Sean Blowers, with Georgia Taylor and Christine Tremarco.

Pan Am 9.45pm on BBC Two Kate tries to save her relationship with Yugoslavian diplomat Niko by asking Richard Parks for help, but is not prepared for the heavyhanded methods used by the CIA. Meanwhile, Laura becomes friendly with a black sailor — only to be taken aback at the disapproval she encounters from many people.

Tony Robinson’s Gods and Monsters 8.00pm on Channel 4 The presenter tries to find out why people in the past thought inappropriate behaviour or mental illness was evidence of possession by a devil.

11:00 Yangtse Incident (U) (1957) 1:00 Cheaper By the Dozen 2 (PG) (2005) 2:50 Hombre (PG) (1967) Western, starring Paul Newman. 5:00 Little Manhattan (PG) (2005) Romantic drama, starring Josh Hutcherson and Charlie Ray. 6:50 Silver Streak (PG) (1976) Comedy thriller, with Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor. 9:00 Vanilla Sky (15) (2001) Thriller, starring Tom Cruise.

11:40 The Host (15) (2006) Comedy horror, starring Kang-ho Song. 1:55 King of the Hill (15) (2007) 3:50 Close

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Issue 109, Friday, 2nd December 2011 Sunday, 4th December

Sunday 4th

2011

TV GUIDE

6:00 Breakfast 7:30 Match of the Day (R) 9:00 The Andrew Marr Show 10:00 Fern Britton Meets Katherine Jenkins 11:00 Country Tracks 12:00 The Politics Show 1:15 EastEnders 3:10 Frozen Planet (R) 4:10 Frozen Planet (R) 5:10 Points of View 5:25 Songs of Praise 6:00 BBC News; Regional News and Weather 6:25 Countryfile 7:25 Strictly Come Dancing Following last night’s movie-themed show, Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman return to reveal which couple has missed out on a place in the semi-final.

8:00 Antiques Roadshow Fiona Bruce and the experts visit Layer Marney Tower, near Colchester in Essex, where they see objects including a clock made for the 1851 Great Exhibition.

9:00 Garrow’s Law The barrister defends a man framed for murder by the new police force, but struggles to cope without Lady Sarah, who has abducted her son and disappeared. Last in the series.

10:00 BBC News; Regional News and Weather 10:25 Have I Got a Bit More News for You Extended edition of the satirical current affairs quiz, with guest panellists Boris Becker and Marcus Brigstocke joining team captains Ian Hislop and Paul Merton. (R) 11:10 Would I Lie to You? (R) 11:40 The Sky at Night The outer limits of the solar system.

12:00 FILM: Amityville III: The Demon (18) (1983) Horror sequel, with Tony Roberts.

1:25 Weatherview 1:30 Sign Zone: Film 2011 with Claudia Winkleman (R) 2:10 Sign Zone: Holby City (R) 3:10 Sign Zone: A Farmer’s Life for Me (R) 4:10 BBC News

6:00 CBeebies 7:00 CBBC 10:00 Something for the Weekend 11:30 Hairy Bikers’ Best of British (R) 12:15 Escape to the Country (R) 1:15 Flog It! (R) 2:00 Live Snooker: UK Championship Ronnie O’Sullivan v Steve Davis and Ali Carter v Robert Milkins. Hazel Irvine presents the afternoon session at the Barbican Centre in York, featuring the first-round matches.

5:30 FILM: Easy Virtue (PG) (2008) .

An Englishman in the 1920s marries a brash American woman, to the horror of his upper-class family. Romantic comedy, with Jessica Biel and Ben Barnes.

7:00 The Party’s Over: How the West Went Bust Robert Peston presents a two-part analysis of the West’s financial crisis, beginning by examining how its origins can be traced to decisions made during the early 1980s.

8:00 How to Build a Jumbo Jet Engine Following engineers and workers at Rolls-Royce’s Derby factory as they construct the company’s Trent 1000 jet engine in preparation for its maiden flight. (R) 9:00 Mark Zuckerberg: Inside Facebook Emily Maitlis explores the success of Facebook.

10:00 Match of the Day 2 Colin Murray reviews the day’s Premier League action, featuring Everton v Stoke City at Goodison Park and Wolverhampton Wanderers v Sunderland at Molineux.

11:00 Fast and Loose Hugh Dennis presents the improvised comedy show, featuring Ruth Bratt, Justin Edwards, Pippa Evans, Humphrey Ker, Tom Parry and David Reed. (R) 11:30 Never Mind the Buzzcocks Tinie Tempah is this week’s guest host, while team captains Noel Fielding and Phill Jupitus are joined by Pixie Lott, Example, Chris Ramsey and Joey Page. (R) 12:00 Snooker: UK Championship 12:50 Snooker: UK Championship Extra 2:50 BBC News 4:15 Close

5:30 ITV Morning News 6:00 CITV 9:25 Monk (R) 9:30 Horrid Henry (R) 9:45 Horrid Henry 10:00 Finger Tips 10:15 Tricky TV 10:40 You’ve Been Framed! (R) 11:10 ITV News; Weather 11:15 All Star Family Fortunes (R) 12:00 Live FA Cup Football AFC Totton v Bristol Rovers (Kick-off 12.30pm).

3:05 The X Factor (R) 4:35 Midsomer Murders A public schoolboy is murdered. Mystery, starring John Nettles and Daniel Casey. Last in the series. (R) 6:35 Puffin’s Pla(i)ce 6:40 Channel News; Weather 6:45 ITV News 7:00 The Cube A Tottenham woman and a retired man take part, aiming to complete tasks within the confines of the cube to win a jackpot of £250,000.

Hosted by Phillip Schofield.

8:00 The X Factor Justin Bieber and Kelly Rowland perform on stage and Dermot O’Leary announces which three acts have won a place in next week’s final at Wembley Arena.

9:00 A Night with Beyoncé Steve Jones presents a one-off special in which the American superstar performs some of her biggest hits as well as tracks from her latest album 4.

10:15 ITV News 10:29 Channel Islands Weather Summary 10:30 FA Cup Highlights Action from today’s second-round ties, featuring AFC Totton v Bristol Rovers at the Testwood Stadium and Sutton United v Notts County at the Borough Sports Ground.

11:30 Premiership Rugby Union Highlights of the latest top-flight fixtures, including Bath v Sale Sharks, Leicester Tigers v Northampton Saints and London Wasps v Harlequins.

12:30 The Zone; ITV News Headlines 2:00 Motorsport UK 2:55 Kojak (R) 3:50 ITV Nightscreen

5:40 The Hoobs (R) 6:05 The Hoobs (R) 6:30 Channel 4 Presents – Liz Johnson “Magic Numbers” (R) 6:35 Ironman Wales (R) 7:30 Triathlon (R) 7:55 T4: One Tree Hill (R) 8:50 T4: Battlefront 9:05 T4: Hollyoaks 11:40 T4: Olly Murs: The Album Chart Show Special 12:10 T4: The Simpsons (R) 12:45 T4: Shipwrecked: The Island 1:45 T4: The Simpsons (R) 2:15 FILM: Turner & Hooch (PG) (1989) Family canine comedy, starring Tom Hanks.

4:15 Deal or No Deal 5:20 Channel 4 News 5:45 The Political Slot 5:50 4thought.tv 5:55 FILM: The Golden Compass (PG) (2007) Premiere. Fantasy, starring Dakota Blue Richards and Nicole Kidman.

8:00 The Secret Millionaire Property developer Mike Holland goes undercover in Grimsby, where he volunteers with charities that help children with disabilities and learning difficulties. Last in the series.

9:00 Black Mirror: The National Anthem New series. The prime minister faces a dilemma when a member of the royal family is kidnapped. Darkly comic horror, starring Rory Kinnear.

10:00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man The comedian is joined by Life’s Too Short stars Ricky Gervais and Warwick Davis, and Ed Sheeran performs his new single Lego House.

11:05 FILM: Escape from Alcatraz (15) (1979) A convict tries to break out of the notorious high-security island prison, a feat previously thought impossible. Fact-based drama, starring Clint Eastwood and Patrick McGoohan.

1:15 American Football Live New Orleans Saints v Detroit Lions (Kick-off 1.20am).

4:45 Post Modern Pastimes (R) 5:00 Freesports on 4 (R) 5:25 Countdown (R)

6:00 Milkshake!

10:00 Inside Hollywood 10:05 Andre Rieu at the Albert Hall (R) 11:05 Highland Emergency (R) 11:35 Ice Road Truckers: Deadliest Roads (R) 12:35 FILM: What About Bob? (PG) (1991) Comedy, starring Bill Murray and Richard Dreyfuss.

2:30 FILM: The Fifth Element (PG) (1997) Sci-fi adventure, starring Bruce Willis.

5:00 FILM: Click (12) (2006) Comedy, starring Adam Sandler.

7:10 5 News Weekend 7:15 FILM: XXX2: The Next Level (12) (2005) The American secretary of defence forms a covert military organisation with the intention of assassinating the president. A government spymaster is ready to foil the plot but, since his top agent is dead, he has to recruit an imprisoned soldier to help him. Action sequel, starring Ice Cube, Samuel L Jackson and Willem Dafoe.

9:00 FILM: Pineapple Express (15) (2008) Premiere. A pot-smoking slacker witnesses a gangland murder and accidentally leaves a joint containing rare marijuana at the scene of the crime.

Realising this means they can be traced, he and his dealer go on the run — but their drug-induced paranoia proves a handicap. Action comedy, starring Seth Rogen and James Franco.

11:15 FILM: Harold & Kumar Get the Munchies (15) (2004) Two pot smokers set off on a quest to find the perfect burger — but encounter all manner of oddball characters along the way.

Comedy adventure, starring John Cho and Kal Penn.

1:00 SuperCasino 4:00 Animal Rescue Squad (R) 4:10 Nick’s Quest (R) 4:35 Divine Designs (R) 5:00 Hana’s Helpline (R) 5:10 The Milkshake! Show (R) 5:35 Thomas & Friends (R) 5:45 Roary the Racing Car (R)

7:00 Great TV Mistakes 8:00 The World’s Strictest Parents Two teenagers are sent to live with a Chinese-American family in North Carolina. 9:00 Gavin & Stacey Christmas Special 10:00 American Dad! 10:45 Family Guy 11:30 Him & Her 12:00 Mongrels 12:30 Russell Howard’s Good News 1:00 Gavin & Stacey Christmas Special 2:00 The World’s Strictest Parents 3:00 Russell Howard’s Good News 3:30 Great TV Mistakes 4:30 Him & Her 5:00 Mongrels 5:30 Close

7:00 Hidcote: A Garden for All Seasons 8:00 America on a Plate: The Story of the Diner 9:00 Film: Storyville: The Interrupters – How to Stop a Riot (12) (2011) Premiere. Documentary following volunteers who try to prevent violence.

11:00 Film: Diner (15) (1982) Coming-of-age drama, starring Steve Guttenberg. 12:45 Lionel Richie – Dancing on the Ceiling 1:45 Lionel Richie at the BBC 2:45 Motor City’s Burning: Detroit from Motown to the Stooges 3:45 Close

6:00 Duty Free 6:25 Ironside 8:25 Heartbeat 10:30 Foyle’s War 4:30 Film: Arthur (15) (1981) Comedy, starring Dudley Moore. 6:25 Mr Bean The hapless hero visits the fair. 6:55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot All-star mystery, with David Suchet and James Fox. 9:00 Lewis A religious fanatic is found beaten and drowned in his bath. 11:00 Hornblower 1:10 Film: If Only (15) (2004) Drama, starring Jennifer Love Hewitt and Paul Nicholls. 2:45 Duty Free 3:10 ITV3 Nightscreen 3:40 Emmerdale

6:00 Greatest FA Cup Finals 6:10 The Professionals 7:05 The Sweeney 8:05 Magic’s Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed 9:00 Police Stop! 9:55 The Professionals 10:55 The Sweeney 12:00 Live Tennis 3:30 Goodwood Festival of Speed 2011 4:30 Live Tennis 8:00 Premiership Rugby Union 9:00 Real Crime with Mark Austin 10:00 Film: Enter the Dragon (18) (1973) 12:10 Film: Journey to Shiloh (12) (1968) 2:15 Richard Bacon’s Beer and Pizza Club 2:55 Nightscreen 3:00 Teleshopping

6:00 Airline 8:00 Brainiac 9:00 Lion Man 11:00 UK Border Force 12:00 Medical Emergency 12:30 Nothing to Declare 3:00 Lie to Me 4:00 Real Filth Fighters 5:00 UK Border Force 6:00 Four Weddings 7:00 Next Door Nightmares 8:00 Customs UK 9:00 Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance 11:00 Danny Dyer’s Deadliest Men 12:00 Club Reps 1:00 Sin Cities 1:50 So You Think You’re Safe? 2:40 House Sitters 3:05 Guilty!

3:55 New Parent Nightmares 4:20 Crash Test Dummies 5:10 House Sitters

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Issue 109, Friday, 2nd December 2011 Sunday, 4th December

2011

Sunday 4th

TV GUIDE

Pick of the Day 6:00 Hour of Power 7:00 Glenn Martin, DDS (R) 7:30 Glenn Martin, DDS (R) 8:00 Best of Oops TV (R) 9:00 Vet Adventures (R) 10:00 WWE Superstars (R) 11:00 WWE: Experience (R) 12:00 UK Border Force (R) 1:00 Dinolab (R) 2:00 Emergency with Angela Griffin (R) 3:00 Futurama 3:30 Futurama 4:00 Glee (R) 5:00 Futurama (R) 5:30 The Simpsons (R) 6:00 The Simpsons 6:30 The Simpsons (R) 7:00 Terra Nova Jim uncovers an old murder while Taylor is preoccupied with finding the Sixer mole, and there is a surprise in store when the evidence puts a familiar face in the frame. (R) 8:00 The Simpsons Dracula, the Wolf Man, the Mummy and Frankenstein’s monster gatecrash a Halloween party at 742 Evergreen Terrace, getting tipsy before trying their luck with the ladies.

8:30 The Simpsons Homer strikes up an unlikely friendship with Chief Wiggum during a stint of community service, but the honeymoon period is brought to an abrupt end during a showdown with Fat Tony. (R) 9:00 A League of Their Own Host James Corden is joined by Frank Lampard and TV presenter Gabby Logan on the sport-based comedy quiz show, and comedian Lee Mack fills in for team captain Andrew Flintoff. (R) 10:00 Ross Kemp Back on the Frontline The actor joins the Afghan army for a patrol. (R) 11:00 UK Border Force (R) 12:00 House (R) 1:00 Road Wars (R) 1:50 Caprica (R) 2:40 Gangster Wives (R) 3:30 Oops TV (R) 4:20 It’s Me or the Dog (R) 4:45 It’s Me or the Dog (R) 5:10 Sell Me the Answer (R)

6:00 Coronation Street (R) 8:05 Emmerdale (R) 11:00 Coronation Street (R) 1:30 FILM: Bean (PG) (1997) Comedy, starring Rowan Atkinson.

3:15 Holiday Showdown Breaks in Skegness and Morocco. (R) 4:15 The Planet’s Funniest Animals (R) 4:35 The Xtra Factor (R) 5:35 FILM: Wild Wild West (12) (1999) Sci-fi Western comedy, starring Will Smith.

7:45 The Planet’s Funniest Animals Collection of home-video howlers, in which troublesome pets reveal the wild animals lurking beneath their cute, fluffy exteriors. (R) 8:00 Grimefighters A kebab shop in Wolverhampton receives surprise visitors, a drain duo rescue an Essex damsel in distress, and an enforcement officer opens the doors to a squalid Newcastle house. (R) 8:30 Grimefighters Extreme cleaners face a prickly problem as they tackle a drug den that was once a family home, and heavy labour is called for when a large number of abandoned fridges is found. (R) 9:00 The Xtra Factor Caroline Flack and Olly Murs get reactions to the result of the semi-final, chatting to the judges, the contestants and celebrity fan Wretch 32, also taking comments from viewers.

10:15 FILM: Duplicity (12) (2009) Two former spies with a romantic past go head-to-head working in counterintelligence for multi-national corporations. Thriller, starring Julia Roberts and Clive Owen. Including FYI Daily.

12:45 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (R) 1:20 The Planet’s Funniest Animals (R) 1:40 Pushing Daisies (R) 2:20 Russell Brand: The Hot Desk (R) 2:30 The X Factor (R) 3:25 The Xtra Factor (R) 4:25 Teleshopping 4:55 Gossip Girl (R) 5:40 ITV2 Nightscreen

6:00 Supernanny USA (R) 6:45 How to Look Good Naked (R) 7:40 How to Look Good Naked (R) 8:40 Gok’s Clothes Roadshow (R) 9:40 How to Look Good Naked (R) 10:45 How to Look Good Naked (R) 11:50 Supernanny USA (R) 12:45 Supernanny USA Jo Frost visits the Colier family in Cleveland, Georgia.

(R) 1:40 FILM: Ever After: A Cinderella Story (PG) (1998) Romantic drama, starring Drew Barrymore and Dougray Scott.

4:00 Make It or Break It Emily discovers she is six weeks pregnant. (R) 5:00 Make It or Break It Kaylie discovers she will not be going to the World Championships.

5:55 Sorority Girls Fraternity boys from Florida arrive to invite the entrants to a toga party. (R) 6:55 Scrubs Kelso and Cox form an alliance to oust Maddox from Sacred Heart. (R) 7:25 Scrubs JD and Elliot’s romance is rekindled when they help Dr Kelso, the Janitor returns to the hospital, and Dr Cox has issues with the surgical staff. (R) 7:55 FILM: X-Men: The Last Stand (12) (2006) The mutant heroes battle old ally Jean Grey, returned from the dead as the destructive and seemingly unstoppable Phoenix. Superhero sequel, starring Hugh Jackman and Ian McKellen.

10:00 Misfits A one-night stand with a mysterious girl leaves Rudy with a strange, disease-like power – and he discovers that he must get rid of it within the next 24 hours.

11:05 Tool Academy The men are given lessons in affection with expert Rachel Morris, and take part in a two-hour kissing marathon behind a mock bikeshed. (R) 12:05 Chris Moyles’ Quiz Night 12:55 Rhod Gilbert and the Award-Winning Mince Pie (R) 2:00 The War at Home (R) 2:20 Dirty Sexy Money (R) 3:10 Switched (R) 3:30 Hollyoaks (R)

6:00 Live European Tour Golf The Hong Kong Open. 9:00 The Sunday Supplement 10:30 Goals on Sunday 12:30 Live Scottish Premier League Football Dundee United v Celtic (Kick-off 12.45pm). 3:00 Live Super Sunday Wolverhampton Wanderers v Sunderland (Kick-off 4.00pm). 6:25 Scottish Premier League Football Dundee United v Celtic.

Highlights from the top-flight encounter at Tannadice. 6:55 Live Spanish Football Mallorca v Athletic Bilbao (Kick-off 7.00pm). 9:00 Live Spanish Football Granada v Real Zaragoza. 10:30 Football Special 12:00 Scottish Premier League Football 12:30 Champions League Weekly 1:00 Spanish Football 2:30 Football Special 4:00 Scottish Premier League Football 4:30 Spanish Football

6:00 The X Files 8:00 ER 1:00 Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations 2:00 The Devil’s Dinner Party 3:00 Star Trek: Voyager 8:00 Inside the Actors Studio James Lipton interviews Christian Slater.

9:00 Game of Thrones Ned struggles to save Arya’s life. 10:15 In Treatment 11:20 Boardwalk Empire 12:25 Film: Grey Gardens (12) (2009) Fact-based drama, starring Drew Barrymore. 2:25 Game of Thrones 3:40 Game of Thrones: Welcome to the World 4:00 The X Files

6:00 Teleshopping 1:00 Neighbours 3:20 Merlin 7:00 The Mentalist A former Mafioso is killed in a suspected Mob hit. 8:00 Ultimate Police Interceptors The work of the Essex Road Crime Unit. 9:00 Film: While You Were Sleeping (PG) (1995) A train-station attendant poses as the fiancee of a comatose man but ends up in a quandary when she falls for his brother.

Romantic comedy, starring Sandra Bullock and Bill Pullman. 11:15 Sex and the City 12:00 Teleshopping

6:00 Teleshopping 12:00 Film: The Duel at Silver Creek (PG) (1952) Western, starring Audie Murphy. 1:35 Film: Cave of Outlaws (U) (1951) Western, starring Macdonald Carey. 3:05 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 4:00 NCIS 5:55 Inside Hollywood 6:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 7:55 Inside Hollywood Magazine show, with location reports, news and views from behind the scenes.

8:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 10:00 CSI: Miami 11:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1:00 Close

7:05 Dragons’ Den 8:00 Top Gear 9:00 Three Men Go to Ireland 10:00 Man v Food 11:00 Trawlermen 12:00 Top Gear 1:00 Man v Food 2:00 Film: Trouble in Store (PG) (1953) 3:45 Carpool 4:00 Top Gear 6:00 Stephen Fry in America 7:00 Man v Food 8:00 Driving Wars 9:00 Argumental 9:40 Dave’s One Night Stand 10:40 Mock the Week 11:20 A Bit of Fry and Laurie 12:00 That Mitchell and Webb Look 12:40 Mock the Week 1:20 A Bit of Fry and Laurie 1:55 Dragons’ Den 3:00 Close

6:00 Football First 7:30 Football First 9:00 Live Golf The Nedbank Golf Challenge. 2:00 Max Power 3:00 Spirit of Yachting 3:30 Live Premiership Rugby Union London Wasps v Harlequins (Kick-off 4.00pm). 6:00 Live PGA Tour Golf The Chevron World Challenge.

Coverage of the fourth and final day’s play at Sherwood Country Club in Thousand Oaks. 11:00 European Tour Golf 1:00 Davis Cup Tennis 3:00 IRB Rugby Sevens 5:00 Close

6:00 Live Test Cricket Australia v New Zealand. 7:30 Spanish Football 9:00 Fight Night 11:00 Max Power 12:00 Test Cricket 1:00 ISAF World Sailing Championship 1:30 Spirit of Yachting 2:00 Fight Night 4:00 This Week In WWE 4:30 WWE: Experience 5:30 Live NFL Pittsburgh Steelers v Cincinnati Bengals (Kick-off 6.00pm). 9:15 Live NFL New York Giants v Green Bay Packers (Kick-off 9.15pm). 12:30 Road to London 1:00 WWE: Late Night – Afterburn 2:00 WWE Vintage Collection 3:00 Spirit of Yachting 3:30 ISAF World Sailing Championship 4:00 Close

Mark Zuckerberg: Inside Facebook 9.00pm on BBC Two Emily Maitlis explores the phenomenal success of the social networking website, interviewing co-creator Mark Zuckerberg about the social network’s business strategy and its use of people’s personal information.

The X Factor 8.00pm on ITV1 Viewers have been voting for the past 24 hours and now the four remaining acts find out the results, as Dermot O’Leary announces which three of them will make it through to next week’s final. Plus, more performances by some of the biggest names in pop, and all the backstage drama from the semi-final.

Andre Rieu at the Albert Hall 10.05am on Channel 5 The violinist performs a programme of waltzes and light classical pieces at a concert recorded at one of London’s most popular venues.

11:00 23 Paces to Baker Street (PG) (1956) 1:00 Nacho Libre (12) (2006) 2:45 McLintock! (U) (1963) Comedy Western, starring John Wayne. 5:10 The African Queen (PG) (1951) Romantic adventure, starring Humphrey Bogart and Katharine Hepburn. 7:15 Jingle All the Way (PG) (1996) Comedy, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. 9:00 The Day the Earth Stood Still (12) (2008) Sci-fi remake, starring Keanu Reeves. 11:00 The Page Turner (15) (2006) 12:40 In the Cut (18) (2003) 3:10 Close

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Issue 109, Friday, 2nd December 2011 Monday, 5th December

Monday 5th

2011

TV GUIDE

6:00 Breakfast 9:15 Rip Off Britain 10:00 Homes Under the Hammer (R) 10:58 BBC News; Weather 11:00 Noise Squad 11:45 Cash in the Attic (R) 12:13 BBC News; Weather 12:15 Bargain Hunt (R) 1:00 BBC News; Weather 1:30 Regional News; Weather 1:40 Doctors 2:10 Only Fools and Horses 3:05 CBBC 5:15 Pointless (R) 6:00 BBC News; Weather 6:30 Spotlight; Weather 7:00 The One Show 7:30 Inside Out Sam Smith investigates the row over the future of Newlyn Harbour; BBC News 8:00 EastEnders Kat grows increasingly disillusioned with her relationship.

8:30 The Truth About Supermarket Price Wars – Panorama Sophie Raworth checks out the real cost of supermarket offers.

9:00 Young Apprentice The six remaining candidates are challenged to create a brand of popcorn, but the pressure is on when Alan Sugar reveals only two contestants will progress to the final.

10:00 BBC News 10:25 Regional News; Weather 10:35 A Question of Sport With Joey Barton, Rob Burrow, Lisa Dobriskey and James Anderson.

11:05 John Bishop’s Britain Comedy and entertainment, with guest Tara Palmer-Tomkinson. Last in the series. (R) 11:50 The Graham Norton Show With Jessica Biel, Bradley Cooper, James Corden, Sarah Millican and Lenny Kravitz.

(R) 12:40 Weatherview 12:45 Sign Zone: Who Do You Think You Are? (R) 1:45 Sign Zone: Natural World: Komodo – Secrets of the Dragon (R) 2:45 Sign Zone: Dragons’ Den (R) 3:45 BBC News

6:00 CBeebies 7:00 CBBC 8:25 CBeebies 11:35 The Pink Panther Show (R) 12:00 Daily Politics 12:30 Live Snooker: UK Championship Judd Trump v Dominic Dale and Mark Allen v Adrian Gunnell.

3:45 Hairy Bikers’ Best of British 4:30 Flog It! (R) 5:15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6:00 Eggheads 6:30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two 7:00 The Big Bread Experiment New series. Documentary following the efforts of volunteers trying to restore Crakehall Watermill in Bedale, North Yorkshire, to make flour for a community bakery.

8:00 University Challenge Students from Oxford colleges Merton and Balliol compete for a place in the quarter-finals.

Presented by Jeremy Paxman.

8:30 MasterChef: The Professionals The eight remaining cooks prepare a dish to impress judges Michel Roux Jr, Gregg Wallace and Monica Galetti as the semi-finals begin.

9:00 RBS – Inside the Bank That Ran Out of Money Documentary telling the story of how the Royal Bank of Scotland fell from grace in October 2008, coming close to collapse as it posted record-breaking losses of £24billion.

10:00 Never Mind the Buzzcocks Cilla Black is this week’s guest host, while team captains Noel Fielding and Phill Jupitus are joined by Holly Willoughby, Tiffany Stevenson, Angelos Epithemiou and Rizzle Kicks.

10:30 Newsnight; Weather 11:20 Snooker: UK Championship Highlights of the third day of the ranking tournament at the Barbican Centre in York, featuring Mark Williams v Joe Jogia and Stephen Lee v Ricky Walden.

12:10 Snooker: UK Championship Extra 2:10 BBC News 3:45 Close

5:30 ITV Morning News 6:00 Daybreak 8:30 Lorraine 9:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30 This Morning 12:30 Loose Women 1:30 ITV News 1:55 Channel News and Weather 2:00 May the Best House Win 3:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3:59 Channel Weather 4:00 Murder, She Wrote (R) 5:00 Best Dish: The Chefs 6:00 Channel Report; Weather 6:15 Report Sport 6:30 ITV News 6:59 Destination Report 7:00 Emmerdale Eric and Val visit Amy and the baby in hospital, but are shocked when she tells them she intends to have her son adopted. Belle informs Cain that Zak and Lisa know he is the father.

7:30 Coronation Street Stella tries in vain to contact Karl when she faces a crisis in the pub.

8:00 Little England Fiona O’Connor and Nicole Clee host the grand opening of their gite. Last in the series.

8:30 Coronation Street Lloyd misreads the signals when he helps out Stella in the Rovers.

9:00 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! Coming Out Cameras capture the contestants outside the jungle, as they step back into normal life after enduring the physical and mental challenges that the series has presented.

10:00 ITV News at Ten 10:30 Channel News and Weather 10:35 The Fight of Their Lives The controversial bout between Nigel Benn and Gerald McClellan in 1995.

11:50 David Jason’s Greatest Escapes: The Full Story (R) 12:40 Countrywise (R) 1:05 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Crime (R) 1:55 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Crime; (R) ITV News Headlines 2:45 Champions League Weekly 3:20 ITV Nightscreen 4:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R)

6:10 The Hoobs (R) 6:35 The Hoobs (R) 7:00 Freshly Squeezed 7:25 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 7:55 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8:25 Frasier (R) 8:55 Secret Millionaire Australia 9:55 Beeny’s Restoration Nightmare (R) 10:55 Sealed Bid 12:00 Drop Down Menu 1:20 FILM: Seven Days to Noon (PG) (1950) Thriller, starring Barry Jones.

3:10 Countdown 4:00 Deal or No Deal 5:00 Come Date with Me 5:30 Come Dine with Me 6:00 The Simpsons (R) 6:30 Hollyoaks 7:00 Channel 4 News 7:55 4thought.tv Fashion designer Paula Daly talks about becoming homeless.

8:00 Turner Prize 2011 Lauren Laverne presents live coverage of the ceremony held at the Baltic Centre for Contemporary Art in Gateshead.

8:30 Landlords from Hell: Dispatches Homeless people sent to private landlords by local councils.

9:00 The Great British Property Scandal Part one of two. An investigation into why one million houses lie empty.

10:00 The Million Pound Drop Live New series. Quiz show, presented by Davina McCall.

11:30 Random Acts A film by Clean Bandit. (R) 11:35 My Transsexual Summer The group reconvenes at the retreat. (R) 12:40 Late Night Poker 1:35 Confessions of an Undercover Cop (R) 2:30 Shameless USA 3:25 Happy Endings 3:50 Momma’s Boy (R) 4:10 Lucky Escape (R) 4:15 I Hate That Smile (R) 4:20 St Elsewhere (R) 5:10 The Untold Invasion of Britain (R)

6:00 Milkshake!

9:15 The Wright Stuff 11:10 LIVE with Gabby 12:10 5 News Lunchtime 12:15 Law & Order (R) 1:15 Home and Away 1:45 Neighbours 2:15 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation A comedian drops dead on stage. (R) 3:15 FILM: Jesse Stone: Night Passage (12) (2006) Detective thriller, starring Tom Selleck.

5:00 5 News at 5 5:30 Neighbours (R) 6:00 Home and Away April becomes paranoid due to her theft of the prescription pad. (R) 6:25 OK! TV Magazine show hosted by Jeff Brazier and Jenny Frost, featuring big-name interviews, celebrity features and gossip.

7:00 5 News at 7 7:30 How Do They Do It? Robert Llewellyn meets people who ensure electricity is provided to homes, and learns about the technology behind one of the world’s largest floating cranes; (R) 5 News Update 8:00 The Gadget Show The team presents a pre-Christmas special; 5 News at 9 9:00 Charley Boorman’s Extreme Frontiers The adventurer continues his tour of Canada, meeting ex-National Hockey League player Reggie Leach in Ontario and travelling to Winnipeg via the longest street in the world.

10:00 FILM: Shadow Man (15) (2006) A former CIA agent sets out to rescue his kidnapped daughter from terrorists who are planning to unleash a deadly virus.

Action thriller, starring Steven Seagal and Eva Pope. Including 5 News Update.

12:00 UFC 12:50 Inside Hollywood 1:00 SuperCasino 4:00 Animal Rescue Squad (R) 4:10 Grey’s Anatomy 4:55 Rough Guide to Weekend Breaks (R) 5:10 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R) 5:35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R)

7:00 Don’t Tell the Bride 8:00 Snog, Marry, Avoid? 8:30 Skin Deep: The Business of Beauty The tattoo industry.

9:00 Exposed: Groomed for Sex Adil Ray explores cases of Asian men grooming white girls for sex. 10:00 EastEnders 10:30 Mongrels 11:00 Family Guy 11:45 American Dad! 12:30 Skin Deep: The Business of Beauty 1:00 Exposed: Groomed for Sex 2:00 Mongrels 2:30 Don’t Tell the Bride 3:30 Snog, Marry, Avoid? 4:00 Hot Like Us 5:00 Close

7:00 World News Today; Weather 7:30 Jimmy and the Wild Honey Hunters 8:30 Only Connect 9:00 Timeshift: The Golden Age of Trams – A Streetcar Named Desire 10:00 The Story of Light Entertainment 11:30 Blackpool Tram 12:00 Only Connect 12:30 Timeshift: The Golden Age of Trams – A Streetcar Named Desire 1:30 Jimmy and the Wild Honey Hunters 2:25 Blackpool Tram 3:00 Timeshift: The Golden Age of Trams – A Streetcar Named Desire 3:55 Close

6:00 Heartbeat 6:50 The Return of Sherlock Holmes 8:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 9:00 Father Dowling Mysteries 10:00 Ironside 11:05 Cadfael 12:50 Heartbeat 1:55 Pie in the Sky 3:00 Father Dowling Mysteries 4:00 The Lakes 4:35 On the Buses 5:40 Heartbeat 6:45 Pie in the Sky 7:50 The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes A priceless diamond is stolen. 9:00 A Touch of Frost 11:00 Prime Suspect IV 1:10 Cracker 2:00 On the Buses 2:30 ITV3 Nightscreen 3:00 Teleshopping

6:00 Film File 6:10 Force 6:30 Police Stop! 7:20 Saint 8:10 Wildest Police Videos 8:55 Fall Guy 10:00 Batman 11:00 Saint 12:00 Police, Camera, Action! 1:05 Police Stop! 2:05 World’s Wildest Police Videos 2:55 Fall Guy 3:55 Batman 5:00 Professionals 6:00 Premiership Rugby Union 7:00 Greatest England World Cup Matches 7:15 Film: The Great Outdoors (PG) (1988) 9:00 Film: Lethal Weapon (18) (1987) 11:15 Film: Ned Kelly (15) (2003) 1:30 Sports Mash 2:00 Sanctuary 2:50 Nightscreen 3:00 Teleshopping

6:00 Brainiac 7:00 Bondi Vet 8:00 It’s Me or the Dog 9:00 Nothing to Declare 10:00 Airline 11:00 Pineapple Dance Studios 12:00 UK Border Force 1:00 Four Weddings 2:00 It’s Me or the Dog 3:00 Real A&E 4:00 Nothing to Declare 5:00 Real Filth Fighters 6:00 Road Wars 7:00 UK Border Force 8:00 Nothing to Declare 9:00 Sun, Sea and A&E 10:00 Cop Squad 11:00 Brit Cops 12:00 Real Filth Fighters 1:00 Brit Cops 1:50 Airline 2:40 Kim’s Rude Awakening 3:30 Nothing But the Truth 4:20 Wedding SOS 5:10 Guilty!

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Issue 109, Friday, 2nd December 2011 Monday, 5th December

2011

Monday 5th

TV GUIDE

Pick of the Day 6:00 Safebreakers (R) 7:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse (R) 8:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 9:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 10:00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R) 11:00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R) 12:00 Best of Modern Family (R) 12:30 Best of Modern Family (R) 1:00 House (R) 2:00 House (R) 3:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 4:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 5:00 Futurama (R) 5:30 Futurama (R) 6:00 Oops TV (R) 6:30 The Simpsons (R) 7:00 The Simpsons Having not done his homework, Bart plays his parents against one another when his school sends a letter home. (R) 7:30 The Simpsons Career aptitude tests have a strange effect on the Simpson kids, prompting Lisa to fall in with a bad crowd and Bart to find a new respect for law and order. (R) 8:00 Terra Nova Taylor confronts Mira and learns more about her plans and his son, before a prehistoric predator makes its presence felt in the jungle.

9:00 Ross Kemp Back on the Frontline The actor joins troops as part of the first-ever operation planned and executed by the Afghan national army without the aid of outside assistance.

10:00 An Idiot Abroad Karl Pilkington stops off in Israel on his way to Petra, Jordan, and is subjected to a mock kidnapping before visiting Bethlehem, the Wailing Wall, and swimming in the Dead Sea. (R) 11:00 Emergency with Angela Griffin The actress joins paramedics in Stoke-on-Trent as they attend the scene of a traffic collision and treat a teacher experiencing chest pains. (R) 12:00 Brit Cops: War on Crime (R) 1:00 Big Trouble in Thailand (R) 1:50 Big Trouble in Thailand (R) 2:40 The Chicago Code (R) 3:30 The Chicago Code (R) 4:20 Change the Day You Die (R) 5:10 My Pet Shame (R)

6:00 Coronation Street (R) 6:25 Coronation Street (R) 6:50 Emmerdale (R) 7:20 Gossip Girl (R) 8:05 Judge Judy (R) 9:25 Beauty and the Geek (R) 10:30 Judge Judy (R) 12:00 Coronation Street (R) 12:30 Coronation Street (R) 1:00 Emmerdale (R) 1:30 The Jeremy Kyle Show Guests air their differences. (R) 2:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show Guests air their differences. (R) 3:40 Beauty and the Geek Wes and Cher’s relationship heats up. (R) 4:40 Loose Women Joe McElderry chats and performs. (R) 5:40 Judge Judy Triple bill of real-life cases presided over by outspoken former New York judge Judy Sheindlin.

(R) 7:00 The X Factor Amelia Lily, Misha B, Marcus and Little Mix perform two songs each as they battle it out for a place in next week’s final and the chance to win a recording contract. (R) 8:30 New You’ve Been Framed!

Harry Hill narrates more camcorder calamities and mobile phone footage, featuring a pole-dancing pensioner, squirrel madness and how not to use a chainsaw. (R) 9:00 FILM: Duplicity (12) (2009) Two former spies with a romantic past go head-to-head working in counterintelligence for multi-national corporations. Thriller, starring Julia Roberts. Including FYI Daily.

11:30 FILM: Three Kings (15) (1999) Four US soldiers face a dilemma after finding a fortune in Kuwaiti bullion in the wake of the first Gulf War. Adventure, starring George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg and Ice Cube. Including FYI Daily.

1:40 Coronation Street (R) 2:05 Coronation Street (R) 2:30 Emmerdale (R) 2:55 Teleshopping 4:25 Pushing Daisies (R) 5:10 Gossip Girl (R) 5:50 ITV2 Nightscreen

6:00 One Tree Hill (R) 6:45 Ugly Betty (R) 7:35 Wildfire (R) 8:25 One Tree Hill (R) 9:20 Gilmore Girls (R) 10:15 Ugly Betty (R) 11:10 Desperate Housewives (R) 12:10 Greek 1:05 Scrubs (R) 1:35 Scrubs (R) 2:05 Hollyoaks (R) 2:35 Gilmore Girls (R) 3:30 Desperate Housewives (R) 4:30 Rules of Engagement (R) 5:00 Scrubs (R) 5:30 Scrubs (R) 6:00 The Big Bang Theory (R) 6:30 The Big Bang Theory (R) 7:00 Hollyoaks BrendBrendan manages to befriend Joel.

7:35 How I Met Your Mother Barney tries to impress a barmaid who dislikes men wearing suits. (R) 8:00 My Name Is Earl Gwen Waters is next on Earl’s list as he tries to make amends for shooting her with a pellet gun by reuniting her with her estranged father. (R) 8:30 My Name Is Earl Having once stolen $10, Earl tries to make amends. (R) 9:00 Rude Tube The most popular internet videos featuring extreme modes of transport, counting down the 50 most dangerous ways of getting from A to B. Last in the series. (R) 10:00 Desperate Scousewives DJ Danny attends Debbie’s fashion show.

11:00 Sorority Girls The pledges are challenged to complete good deeds in Scarborough.

12:10 The Big Bang Theory (R) 12:40 The Big Bang Theory (R) 1:05 Scrubs (R) 1:30 Scrubs (R) 1:55 How I Met Your Mother (R) 2:20 My Name Is Earl (R) 2:40 My Name Is Earl (R) 3:05 Make It or Break It (R) 3:45 Rules of Engagement (R) 4:10 Greek (R) 4:50 Switched (R) 5:15 Switched (R)

6:00 The X Files 7:00 Star Trek: Voyager 8:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 9:00 ER 11:00 The X Files 12:00 Star Trek: Voyager 1:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 2:00 ER 4:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 5:00 Star Trek: Voyager 6:00 ER 8:00 Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations 9:00 Carnivale 10:10 Bored to Death 10:45 Six Feet Under 11:55 Carnivale 1:05 Bored to Death 1:35 Six Feet Under 2:45 The X Files 3:45 Boardwalk Empire: Meet the Characters 4:00 The X Files

6:00 Teleshopping 1:00 Police Interceptors 2:00 The Bachelor 3:00 Neighbours 3:30 Home and Away 4:00 Better with You 4:30 Malcolm in the Middle 5:00 Chuck 6:00 Malcolm in the Middle 6:25 5* Access 6:30 Home and Away 7:00 Neighbours 7:35 Better with You 8:00 Ultimate Emergency Bikers Highlights from the documentary series.

9:00 Film: The Craft (15) (1996) Horror, starring Robin Tunney. 11:10 Comedy Kings: Best of Just for Laughs 11:40 5* Access 12:00 Teleshopping

6:00 Teleshopping 12:00 Inside Hollywood 12:10 CSI: Miami 1:15 Film: Survival on the Mountain (PG) (1997) Fact-based adventure, starring Markie Post. 3:00 Law & Order 4:05 Film: Flood: A River’s Rampage (PG) (1997) Drama, starring Richard Thomas. 6:00 Law & Order Part two of two. More bodies are found. 6:55 Inside Hollywood Magazine show. 7:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation A film star is accused of murder. 9:00 NCIS 12:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1:00 Close

6:00 Good Morning Sports Fans 7:00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8:00 Spirit of Yachting 8:30 ISAF World Sailing Championship 8:55 Live International One-Day Cricket India v West Indies.

Coverage of the third match of the five-game series, held at the Sardar Peel Stadium in Ahmedabad. 5:30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 6:30 Netbusters 7:00 Live Monday Night Football Fulham v Liverpool (Kick-off 8.00pm). All the action from this evening’s Premier League clash at Craven Cottage, where the Reds prevailed 5-2 last season. 10:30 Netbusters 11:00 SPL Round-Up 11:30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 12:30 Monday Night Football 2:30 Sports Unlimited 3:30 Watersports World 4:30 Max Power 5:30 FIFA Futbol Mundial

6:00 Aerobics Oz Style 6:30 WWE: Bottom Line 7:30 Davis Cup Tennis 9:30 Football Special 11:00 Spanish Football 12:30 Scottish Premier League Football 1:00 Football Special 2:30 Champions League Weekly 3:00 Spanish Football 4:30 Scottish Premier League Football 5:00 Champions League Weekly 5:30 Wild Spirits 6:00 Fishing Gurus 6:30 ISAF World Sailing Championship 7:00 Show Jumping 8:00 NFL 10:00 Test Cricket 11:00 International One-Day Cricket 12:00 European Tour Golf 1:00 Wonderful World of Golf 2:30 PGA Tour Classic 3:30 Show Jumping 4:30 Close

The Truth About Supermarket Price Wars – Panorama 8.30pm on BBC One Britain’s leading supermarket chains are constantly competing for shoppers’ cash with price drops, roll-backs, brand matches and two-for-one deals. Sophie Raworth explores whether these money-saving offers are all that they seem.

The Great British Property Scandal 9.00pm on Channel 4 Part one of two. An investigation into why one million houses lie empty, even though the UK is enduring its worst housing crisis since the Second World War. Presenter George Clarke argues refurbishing the properties would be a cheaper and quicker option than building new ones.

6:00 Fight Night 7:30 Kings of the Snow 8:00 PGA Tour Golf 1:00 European Tour Golf 3:00 Fight Night 5:00 WWE: Raw 7:00 Table Tennis 8:00 Test Cricket Australia v New Zealand.

9:00 International One-Day Cricket India v West Indies. 10:00 WWE: Late Night – Bottom Line 11:00 WWE: Late Night – Afterburn 12:00 WWE: NXT 1:00 WWE Vintage Collection 2:00 Live WWE: Late Night – Raw 4:15 Close

The Gadget Show 8.00pm on Channel 5 The team presents a preChristmas special, including a search for the best gadget gift, the top five stocking fillers, hitech festive lights and a review of rechargeable batteries.

7:15 Gears and Tears 7:45 Dragons’ Den 9:00 Top Gear 10:00 Film: Trouble in Store (PG) (1953) Comedy, starring Norman Wisdom. 12:00 Top Gear 2:00 Dragons’ Den 3:00 Amazon with Bruce Parry 4:00 Top Gear 6:00 Dragons’ Den 7:00 Amazon with Bruce Parry 8:00 Top Gear Alastair Campbell tries out the Reasonably Priced Car. 9:00 Not Going Out 10:20 Gavin & Stacey 11:40 Not Going Out 1:00 Shooting Stars 1:40 Never Mind the Buzzcocks 2:15 Psychoville 3:00 Close

11:00 Cloak and Dagger (PG) (1946) Thriller. 1:05 The Battle of the River Plate (U) (1956) Adventure. 3:25 Carry On Constable (U) (1960) Comedy, starring Sid James. 5:10 Brief Encounter (PG) (1945) Romantic drama, with Celia Johnson. 6:50 Entrapment (12) (1999) Thriller, with Sean Connery. 9:00 Cypher (15) (2002) Thriller, with Jeremy Northam. 10:50 William Shakespeare’s Romeo + Juliet (12) (1996) Drama, with Leonardo DiCaprio. 1:10 Late Spring (PG) (1949) Drama. 3:30 Close

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Issue 109, Friday, 2nd December 2011 Tuesday, 6th December

Tuesday 6th

2011

TV GUIDE

6:00 Breakfast 9:15 Rip Off Britain 10:00 Homes Under the Hammer (R) 10:58 BBC News; Weather 11:00 Noise Squad 11:45 Cash in the Attic (R) 12:13 BBC News; Weather 12:15 Bargain Hunt 1:00 BBC News; Weather 1:30 Regional News; Weather 1:40 Doctors 2:10 Only Fools and Horses 3:05 CBBC 5:15 Pointless (R) 6:00 BBC News; Weather 6:30 Spotlight; Weather 7:00 The One Show Alex Jones, Matt Baker and a team of roving reporters present topical stories from around the UK. 7:30 EastEnders Afia warns Yusef to leave London – but instead he breaks down and tells Zainab he started the fire that nearly killed her in Pakistan. The police raid Phil’s properties; BBC News 8:00 Holby City Hanssen tries to manipulate Sahira, Chrissie’s worries about Dan’s sexuality become overwhelming, and Chantelle receives bad news that causes her to rethink her carefree attitude.

9:00 Death in Paradise The carnival comes to Saint-Marie, but the party atmosphere does not last long when an outing to see Dwayne’s favourite band is cut short by the murder of the lead singer.

10:00 BBC News 10:25 Regional News; Weather; National Lottery Update 10:35 Imagine: The Lost Music of Rajasthan A cultural tour of the Indian state of Rajasthan.

11:40 FILM: The Other Man (15) (2008) Premiere. Drama, starring Liam Neeson and Antonio Banderas and.

1:05 Weatherview 1:10 Sign Zone: Frozen Planet (R) 2:10 Sign Zone: The Story of Ireland (R) 3:10 Sign Zone: Dragons’ Den (R) 4:10 BBC News

6:00 CBeebies 7:00 CBBC 8:25 CBeebies 11:35 The Pink Panther Show (R) 12:00 Daily Politics 12:30 Live Snooker: UK Championship The opening two matches in the last 16.

3:45 Hairy Bikers’ Best of British 4:30 Flog It! (R) 5:15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (R) 6:00 Eggheads 6:30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two Zoe Ball finds out how the celebrities are getting on as they prepare for Saturday’s semi-final.

7:00 The Big Bread Experiment The Bedale bread group begins training with bakers Patrick Ryan and Duncan Glendinning, and as work at the mill continues at pace, a major setback places the project in jeopardy.

8:00 MasterChef: The Professionals Two semi-finalists work a shift at London’s L’Atelier de Joel Robuchon under head chef Olivier Limousin.

9:00 Money The second of three documentaries explores how relationships are affected by personal finances. Couples young and old, rich and poor reveal the intimate truth about love and money.

10:00 Life’s Too Short Warwick bids to be elected chairman of the Society of People of Small Stature and finds estranged wife Sue getting cosy with her solicitor. Steve Carell and Les Dennis guest star. (R) 10:30 Newsnight; Weather 11:20 Snooker: UK Championship Action from the last 16 on day four of the second most prestigious ranking tournament of the season, staged at the Barbican Centre in York.

12:10 Snooker: UK Championship Extra Extended highlights from today’s matches at the Barbican Centre in York, featuring the opening second-round encounters. Presented by Rishi Persad.

2:10 BBC News 4:15 Close

5:30 ITV Morning News 6:00 Daybreak 8:30 Lorraine 9:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30 This Morning 12:30 Loose Women 1:30 ITV News 1:55 Channel News and Weather 2:00 May the Best House Win 3:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3:59 Channel Weather 4:00 Murder, She Wrote (R) 5:00 Best Dish: The Chefs 6:00 Channel Report; Weather 6:30 ITV News 6:59 Destination Report 7:00 Emmerdale Cain becomes the most hated man in the village as the news spreads. Eric and Val step in to help when they see him confronting Amy, while Debbie says she wants him out of her life.

7:30 The Adventurer’s Guide to Britain A visit to the Lake District sees Gethin Jones trying his hand at wilderness fishing and Charlotte Uhlenbroek canoeing on Ullswater, before they both take a dip in a hilltop tarn.

8:00 High Stakes Jeremy Kyle hosts the big-money game show in which the players use clues to guide them across a grid containing cash prizes ranging from £1,000 to £500,000.

9:00 My Child’s Not Perfect First of a two-part documentary highlighting the difficulties faced by families who have children struggling with a range of behavioural, emotional or clinical issues.

10:00 ITV News at Ten 10:30 Channel News and Weather 10:35 FILM: The Interpreter (12) (2004) A UN translator claims to have uncovered a plot to assassinate an African head of state. Political thriller, starring Nicole Kidman and Sean Penn.

12:55 Countrywise (R) 1:20 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Crime (R) 2:10 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Crime (R) ITV News Headlines 2:55 Kojak (R) 3:45 ITV Nightscreen

6:10 The Hoobs (R) 6:35 The Hoobs (R) 7:00 Freshly Squeezed 7:30 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 7:55 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8:25 Frasier (R) 8:55 Secret Millionaire Australia 9:55 Beeny’s Restoration Nightmare (R) 10:55 Sealed Bid 12:00 Drop Down Menu 1:35 FILM: Face of a Fugitive (U) (1959) Western, starring Fred MacMurray and Lin McCarthy.

3:10 Countdown 4:00 Deal or No Deal 5:00 Come Date with Me 5:30 Come Dine with Me 6:00 The Simpsons (R) 6:30 Hollyoaks Brendan manages to befriend Joel.

7:00 Channel 4 News 7:55 4thought.tv A former rough-sleeper’s views on handouts for homeless people.

8:00 The Food Hospital The team offers advice to a fitness instructor with an aversion to vegetables.

9:00 The Great British Property Scandal Part two of two. George Clarke’s campaigns at the Conservative Party conference.

10:00 The Million Pound Drop Live Quiz show, presented by Davina McCall.

11:30 Random Acts 11:35 The Joy of Teen Sex A girl with low confidence who has sex only in the dark. (R) 12:40 UK & Ireland Poker Tour 1:35 Extreme Sailing Series (R) 2:00 Sailing 2:30 Beach Volleyball 3:25 KOTV Boxing Weekly 3:50 Great Ethiopian Run (R) 4:45 Post Modern Pastimes (R) 5:00 Post Modern Pastimes (R) 5:10 Brief Encounters of the Sporting Mind: Kickboxing (R) 5:20 Grudge Match (R) 5:30 Grudge Match (R) 5:40 Road to London 2012: That Paralympic Show (R)

6:00 Milkshake!

9:15 The Wright Stuff 11:10 LIVE with Gabby 12:10 5 News Lunchtime 12:15 Law & Order (R) 1:15 Home and Away 1:45 Neighbours 2:15 CSI: Miami (R) 3:15 FILM: The Tenth Circle (12) (2008) Thriller, starring Kelly Preston.

5:00 5 News at 5 5:30 Neighbours Kate pleads with Andrew to delete the footage. (R) 6:00 Home and Away Charlie questions Brax about an armed robbery. (R) 6:25 OK! TV 7:00 5 News at 7 7:30 How to Take Stunning Pictures Award-winning animal portrait photographer Tim Flach teaches his students to create highly individual pictures by focusing on their relationships with their pets; (R) 5 News Update 8:00 London: The Inside Story The street wardens target street performers but come up against a contortionist who tries to wriggle out of trouble. The registrars carry out a civil partnership at London Zoo; 5 News at 9 9:00 CSI: Miami A student is killed while relaxing at a spa and the team suspects her best friend is involved, but the discovery of an unusual diary adds a fresh twist to the case.

10:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation The murder of a seemingly respectable man, who was tortured before being killed, leads the team into the world of sadomasochism. (R) 11:00 CSI: Miami A man who was leading a double life is found hanged during his ex-wife’s divorce party. (R) 11:55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation A womanising dwarf is found dead. (R) 12:40 Forensic Files (R) 1:05 SuperCasino 3:50 Animal Rescue Squad (R) 4:05 The Gadget Show (R) 4:55 County Secrets (R) 5:10 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R) 5:35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R)

7:00 The World’s Strictest Parents Two teenagers are sent to live with a Chinese-American family in North Carolina. 8:00 Don’t Tell the Bride 9:00 The Nearlyweds Two engaged couples assess each other’s relationships. 10:00 EastEnders 10:30 Him & Her 11:00 Family Guy 11:45 American Dad! 12:30 The Nearlyweds 1:30 Don’t Tell the Bride 2:30 Him & Her 2:55 Hot Like Us 3:55 Skin Deep: The Business of Beauty 4:25 Exposed: Groomed for Sex 5:25 Close

7:00 World News Today; Weather 7:30 Time to Remember The entertainment industry in the early 20th century. 8:00 Around the World in 60 Minutes Circumnavigating Earth from an altitude of 200 miles. 9:00 After Life: The Strange Science of Decay 10:30 Treasures of Heaven 11:30 Dinner with Portillo 12:00 Time to Remember 12:30 Around the World in 60 Minutes 1:30 Treasures of Heaven 2:30 After Life: The Strange Science of Decay 4:00 Close

6:00 Drama Trails 6:10 Heartbeat 7:00 The Return of Sherlock Holmes 8:15 Dickinson’s Real Deal 9:15 Father Dowling Mysteries 10:20 Ironside 11:20 Cadfael 1:00 Heartbeat 2:05 Pie in the Sky 3:10 Father Dowling Mysteries 4:05 The Lakes 4:40 On the Buses 5:50 Heartbeat 6:50 Pie in the Sky 8:00 A Touch of Frost 10:00 Ghostboat 11:30 Wycliffe 12:40 Numb3rs 1:25 On the Buses 1:50 Duty Free 2:20 Film File 2:30 ITV3 Nightscreen 3:00 Teleshopping

6:00 The Force 6:10 The Professionals 7:05 World’s Wildest Police Videos 7:55 Police, Camera, Action! 8:50 Fall Guy 9:50 Batman 10:50 Professionals 11:50 Saint 12:50 Police Stop! 1:50 Wildest Police Videos 2:50 Fall Guy 3:50 Batman 5:00 Motorsport UK 6:00 Quantum Leap 7:00 Minder 8:00 River Monsters 9:00 Billy Connolly’s Route 66 10:00 Richard Bacon’s Beer and Pizza Club 10:45 Film: Universal Soldier: Regeneration (18) (2009) 12:45 Film: Get Shorty (15) (1995) 2:50 Nightscreen 3:00 Teleshopping

6:00 Brainiac 7:00 Bondi Vet 8:00 It’s Me or the Dog 9:00 Nothing to Declare 10:00 Airline 11:00 Pineapple Dance Studios 12:00 UK Border Force 1:00 Four Weddings 2:00 It’s Me or the Dog 3:00 The Real A&E 4:00 Nothing to Declare 5:00 Real Filth Fighters 6:00 Road Wars 7:00 UK Border Force 8:00 Nothing to Declare 9:00 Brit Cops 10:00 Cop Squad 11:00 Brit Cops 1:00 Real Filth Fighters 1:50 Airline 2:40 Kim’s Rude Awakening 3:30 Nothing But the Truth 4:20 Wedding SOS 5:10 Guilty!

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Issue 109, Friday, 2nd December 2011 Tuesday, 6th December

2011

Tuesday 6th

TV GUIDE

Pick of the Day 6:00 Safebreakers (R) 7:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse (R) 8:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 9:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 10:00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R) 11:00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R) 12:00 Best of Modern Family (R) 12:30 Best of Modern Family (R) 1:00 House (R) 2:00 House (R) 3:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 4:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 5:00 Futurama (R) 5:30 Futurama (R) 6:00 Oops TV Selection of home videos and out-takes. (R) 6:30 The Simpsons Homer traces his long-lost half-brother. (R) 7:00 The Simpsons Homer heads to Jerusalem with Flanders and ends up stranded in the desert, where a hallucination convinces him he is God’s chosen one. With the guest voice of Sacha Baron Cohen. (R) 7:30 The Simpsons Krusty’s father disowns him — much to the dismay of Lisa and Bart, who promptly try to bring about a reconciliation between the two stubborn men. (R) 8:00 Road Wars An abusive suspected car thief causes problems for officers Chris Piggott and Simon Hills, while Daz and Rosie give chase on foot as they pursue a van driver.

9:00 Inside Gatwick How the airport is adapting to the global recession, which has made the commercial world of aviaton even more challenging. (R) 10:00 FILM: Multiplicity (12) (1996) A workaholic hits on the idea of cloning himself so he can spend more time with his wife and kids, but without it affecting his job. Comedy, with Michael Keaton and Andie MacDowell.

12:15 35mm (R) 12:45 Big Trouble in Thailand (R) 1:45 Big Trouble in Thailand (R) 2:35 The Chicago Code (R) 3:20 Mental (R) 4:05 Change the Day You Die (R) 4:55 Bite Size Brainiac 5:10 My Pet Shame (R)

6:00 Coronation Street (R) 6:25 Coronation Street (R) 6:50 Emmerdale (R) 7:20 Gossip Girl (R) 8:05 Judge Judy (R) 9:25 Beauty and the Geek (R) 10:30 Judge Judy (R) 12:00 Coronation Street (R) 12:30 Coronation Street (R) 1:00 Emmerdale (R) 1:30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R) 2:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R) 3:40 Beauty and the Geek The contestants try to woo their partners with heartfelt videos. (R) 4:40 Loose Women With Andre Rieu and Ruby Wax. (R) 5:40 Judge Judy Triple bill of real-life cases. (R) 7:00 The X Factor Justin Bieber and Kelly Rowland perform on stage and Dermot O’Leary announces which three acts have won a place in next week’s final at Wembley Arena. (R) 8:00 I’m a Celebrity: Best Trials Ever Russell Kane presents a highlights show celebrating the most memorable Bushtucker Trials, with former campmates talking about the challenges they faced.

9:00 The Vampire Diaries Caroline and Matt are shocked at Tyler’s behaviour at the Homecoming dance and the night takes a surreal turn when Klaus puts his latest plan into action.

10:00 FILM: Inside Man (15) (2006) A police hostage negotiator is called in when a robbery turns into a siege.

The chairman of the bank involved is worried the mastermind behind the heist is set to disclose secrets he needs to stay hidden, so he brings in a political fixer to bargain with the thief. Spike Lee’s thriller, with Denzel Washington, Clive Owen, Jodie Foster, Christopher Plummer, Willem Dafoe and Chiwetel Ejiofor.

Including FYI Daily.

12:40 Emmerdale (R) 1:05 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (R) 1:30 Pushing Daisies (R) 2:15 Teleshopping 5:15 Gossip Girl (R)

6:00 One Tree Hill (R) 6:45 Ugly Betty (R) 7:35 Wildfire (R) 8:25 One Tree Hill (R) 9:20 Gilmore Girls (R) 10:15 Ugly Betty (R) 11:10 Desperate Housewives (R) 12:05 Greek 1:05 Scrubs (R) 1:35 Scrubs (R) 2:05 Hollyoaks (R) 2:35 Gilmore Girls (R) 3:35 Desperate Housewives (R) 4:35 Rules of Engagement (R) 5:00 Scrubs (R) 5:30 Scrubs (R) 6:00 The Big Bang Theory (R) 6:30 The Big Bang Theory (R) 7:00 Hollyoaks The reason behind Joel’s brush with the law is revealed.

7:30 How I Met Your Mother Marshall tells Ted anecdotes about his colleague Jenkins. (R) 8:00 Shipwrecked: The Island Kate assumes the role of leader and plans a night of fun to celebrate Anna’s birthday, and two new arrivals leave the veteran islanders worried about their standing in the contest.

9:00 Rude Tube: Animal Madness Alex Zane counts down the 50 most popular online videos featuring animals. (R) 10:00 Tool Academy Rick Edwards’ sidekick Mini Guru takes the Tools on a spiritual journey.

11:05 PhoneShop Ashley and Jerwayne try to use their sales techniques as tools of seduction. (R) 11:40 The IT Crowd Jen lies to get attention. (R) 12:15 The Big Bang Theory (R) 12:45 The Big Bang Theory (R) 1:10 Scrubs (R) 1:35 Scrubs (R) 2:00 How I Met Your Mother (R) 2:25 PhoneShop (R) 2:50 The IT Crowd (R) 3:20 Greek (R) 4:00 Rules of Engagement (R) 4:20 Wildfire (R) 5:05 Switched (R) 5:25 Switched (R)

6:00 The X Files 7:00 Star Trek: Voyager 8:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 9:00 ER 11:00 The X Files 12:00 Star Trek: Voyager 1:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 2:00 ER 4:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 5:00 Star Trek: Voyager 6:00 ER 8:00 Inside the Actors Studio 9:00 Battlestar Galactica 10:00 Enlightened 10:35 Hung 11:10 In Treatment 12:20 Carnivale 1:30 In Treatment 2:35 Battlestar Galactica 3:35 Enlightened 4:10 Hung 4:45 The Life and Times of Tim 5:10 Inside the Actors Studio

6:00 Teleshopping 1:00 Police Interceptors 2:00 The Bachelor 3:00 Neighbours 3:30 Home and Away 4:00 Better with You 4:30 Malcolm in the Middle 5:00 Chuck 6:00 Malcolm in the Middle 6:25 5* Access 6:30 Home and Away 7:00 Neighbours 7:35 Better with You 8:00 The Gadget Show The team selects the best gadget gift for Christmas. 9:00 Ultimate Police Interceptors 10:00 Alphas 11:00 Ugly Americans 11:30 The Sexy Ads Show 12:00 Teleshopping

6:00 Teleshopping 12:00 Inside Hollywood 12:10 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1:15 Film: Nowhere to Land (PG) (2000) 3:05 Law & Order 4:05 Film: Incident in a Small Town (PG) (1994) 6:00 Law & Order 6:55 Inside Hollywood 7:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 7:55 Inside Hollywood 8:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 9:00 Film: The Art of War (18) (2000) Thriller, starring Wesley Snipes. 11:25 Human Target 12:25 Steven Seagal: Lawman 1:00 Close

6:00 Good Morning Sports Fans 7:00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8:00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9:00 Monday Night Football 11:00 Netbusters 11:30 SPL Round-Up 12:00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 1:00 Monday Night Football 3:00 Netbusters 3:30 SPL Round-Up 4:00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 5:00 Netbusters 5:30 Football Asia 6:00 Revista De La Liga 7:00 Sky Sports News at Seven 7:30 Soccer Special 10:30 Football Asia 11:00 Revista De La Liga 12:00 Football’s Greatest 12:30 UEFA Champions League Goals 1:30 Football Asia 2:00 Football’s Greatest 2:30 Revista De La Liga 3:30 UEFA Champions League Goals 4:30 Football’s Greatest 5:00 Revista De La Liga

6:00 Aerobics Oz Style 6:30 WWE: Afterburn 7:25 Live International One-Day Cricket 3:30 Table Tennis 4:30 Golf 5:00 British Basketball 7:00 Live UEFA Champions League Chelsea v Valencia (Kick-off 7.45pm). 10:00 UEFA Champions League Goals 11:00 International One-Day Cricket 12:00 Golf 12:30 ISAF World Sailing Championship 1:00 Thinking Tackle 2:00 Sports Unlimited 3:00 Golf 3:30 Close

6:00 Table Tennis 7:00 ISAF World Sailing Championship 7:30 PGA Tour Classic 8:30 Golfing World 9:30 Wonderful World of Golf 11:00 Racing News 11:30 Aerobics Oz Style 12:00 Show Jumping 1:00 Table Tennis 2:00 Kings of the Snow 2:30 Aerobics Oz Style 3:00 International Bowls 5:00 WWE: Smackdown 7:00 Table Tennis 8:00 International One-Day Cricket Bangladesh v Pakistan. 9:00 International Bowls The World Cup in Warilla, Australia. 11:00 Golfing World 12:00 British Basketball 2:00 Squash 3:00 Badminton 4:00 Close

7:05 Dragons’ Den 8:00 TOTP2 9:00 Top Gear 10:00 Michael Palin’s New Europe 11:00 Dragons’ Den 12:00 Top Gear 2:00 Dragons’ Den 4:00 Top Gear 6:00 Michael Palin’s New Europe 7:00 Man v Food 8:00 Driving Wars 9:00 QI XL With Robert Webb, Phill Jupitus and Ronni Ancona. 10:00 Mock the Week – Again 10:40 Argumental 11:20 Have I Got News for You 12:00 QI XL 1:00 Mock the Week – Again 1:35 Psychoville 2:05 Have I Got News for You 2:35 Speeders 3:00 Close

MasterChef: The Professionals 8.00pm on BBC Two The first two semi-finalists are challenged to work a shift at London’s L’Atelier de Joel Robuchon. They then face a final test in which they must use what they have learned on the job to cook a main course and a dessert.

My Child’s Not Perfect 9.00pm on ITV1 Documentary highlighting the difficulties faced by families who have children struggling with a range of behavioural, emotional or clinical issues.

The programme follows parents as they try to find ways of managing each condition, beginning with six-year-old Katherine, who has been diagnosed as selective mute.

The Million Pound Drop Live 10.00pm on Channel 4 Davina McCall presents the quiz show in which contestants are challenged to place large quantities of the cash over trapdoors and face a series of questions.

11:00 Objective, Burma! (PG) (1945) 1:45 Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines (U) (1965) British period comedy, starring Terry-Thomas.

4:20 The Green Berets (12) (1968) Vietnam War adventure, starring John Wayne. 7:05 Nacho Libre (12) (2006) Comedy, starring Jack Black. 9:00 Transformers (12) (2007) Sci-fi action adventure, starring Shia LaBeouf. 11:45 21 Grams (15) (2003) Drama, starring Sean Penn. 2:10 Late Night Shopping (15) (2000) 3:55 Close

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Issue 109, Friday, 2nd December Wednesday, 7th 2011 December

2011

Wednesday 7th

TV GUIDE

6:00 Breakfast 9:15 Rip Off Britain 10:00 Homes Under the Hammer (R) 10:58 BBC News; Weather 11:00 Noise Squad 11:45 Cash in the Attic (R) 12:13 BBC News; Weather 12:15 Bargain Hunt (R) 1:00 BBC News; Weather 1:30 Regional News; Weather 1:40 Doctors 2:10 Only Fools and Horses 3:05 CBBC 5:15 Pointless (R) 6:00 BBC News; Weather 6:30 Spotlight; Weather 7:00 The One Show Topical stories, hosted by Alex Jones and Matt Baker.

7:30 That’s Britain! Actor Larry Lamb tries to bring back petrol pump attendants, while Grainne Seoige tackles hospital car-park charges. Plus, an attempt to find the worst queue in Britain; BBC News: Regional News 8:30 The Impressions Show with Culshaw and Stephenson Sketches include Nancy Dell’Olio popping up in unexpected places, Alan Carr doing his day job and the return of the most unlikely love story in a soap opera.

9:00 Frozen Planet What rising temperatures will mean for life in the polar regions. Last in the series.

10:00 BBC News 10:25 Regional News; Weather 10:35 The National Lottery Wednesday Night Draws 10:45 Who Do You Think You Are? US Comedienne Rosie O’Donnell researches her ancestry.

11:15 Film 2011 with Claudia Winkleman Reviews of Another Earth and New Year’s Eve; National Lottery Update 11:55 FILM: Body Heat (15) (1981) Thriller, starring William Hurt.

1:45 Weatherview 1:50 Sign Zone: See Hear (R) 2:20 Sign Zone: Planet Dinosaur (R) 2:50 Sign Zone: Country Tracks (R) 3:45 Sign Zone: Dragons’ Den (R) 4:45 BBC News

6:00 CBeebies 7:00 CBBC 8:25 CBeebies 11:00 See Hear 11:30 Daily Politics 1:00 Live Snooker: UK Championship Coverage of two matches in the last 16 on day five in York.

3:45 Hairy Bikers’ Best of British The duo explore the history of famous pies.

4:30 Flog It! From Warwick Castle. (R) 5:15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is James Lewis and John Cameron look for antiques in West Sussex. (R) 6:00 Eggheads Quiz, hosted by Jeremy Vine, in which the winners of famous game shows work as a team to tackle a new set of challengers.

6:30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two Zoe Ball finds out how the contestants are shaping up for Saturday’s semi-final.

7:00 The Big Bread Experiment The group re-forms after losing its leader, and with the mill now producing flour the search begins for suitable premises and a new trainee. Last in the series.

8:00 MasterChef: The Professionals Two semi-finalists compete at Andrew Fairlie in Gleneagles, Scotland’s only restaurant with two Michelin stars, where they must match the establishment’s high standards.

9:00 FILM: Storyville: Inside Job (12) (2010) Premiere. Analysis of the events that brought about the 2008 economic crisis. The film examines the influence the financial industry has on the political process across the world, and how the practices of the markets made the disaster inevitable. Featuring contributions from major political, financial and journalistic figures.

10:40 Newsnight; Weather 11:30 Snooker: UK Championship Rishi Persad presents action from the Barbican Centre in York, featuring the concluding two last-16 matches in the prestigious ranking tournament.

12:20 BBC News 4:45 Close

5:30 ITV Morning News 6:00 Daybreak 8:30 Lorraine 9:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30 This Morning 12:30 Loose Women Topical debate from a female perspective.

1:30 ITV News 1:55 Channel News and Weather 2:00 May the Best House Win Four Lincolnshire homeowners rate one another’s properties.

3:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3:59 Channel Weather 4:00 Murder, She Wrote (R) 5:00 Best Dish: The Chefs 6:00 Channel Report; Weather 6:30 ITV News 6:59 Destination Report 7:00 Emmerdale Zak goes to speak to Cain about the baby, but the pair come to blows. Jai ends his relationship with Charity, believing it is the only solution to their troubles with her ex.

7:30 Live UEFA Champions League FC Basel v Manchester United (Kick-off 7.45pm). Adrian Chiles presents coverage of the Group C encounter from St Jakob Park, where United need to avoid defeat to progress.

10:00 ITV News at Ten 10:30 Channel News and Weather 10:35 UEFA Champions League: Extra Time Highlights of this week’s matchday six fixtures, as the sides played their final round-robin matches, including FC Basel v Manchester United and Manchester City v Bayern Munich.

11:35 Homes from Hell Stories of homes by the sea that have resulted in disaster, including a couple whose North Yorkshire property is threatened by the erosion of the coastline. (R) 12:30 Countrywise (R) 12:55 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Crime (R) 1:45 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Emergency (R) 2:35 FILM: Columbo: Double Exposure (PG) (1973) Crime drama, starring Peter Falk and Robert Culp.

3:50 ITV Nightscreen

6:05 Sali Mali (R) 6:10 The Hoobs (R) 6:35 The Hoobs (R) 7:00 Freshly Squeezed 7:30 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 7:55 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8:25 Frasier (R) 8:55 Secret Millionaire Australia 9:55 Beeny’s Restoration Nightmare (R) 10:55 Sealed Bid 12:00 Drop Down Menu 12:50 FILM: Warlock (U) (1959) Western, starring Henry Fonda.

3:10 Countdown 4:00 Deal or No Deal 5:00 Come Date with Me 5:30 Come Dine with Me 6:00 The Simpsons (R) 6:30 Hollyoaks 7:00 Channel 4 News 7:55 4thought.tv A man describes his experience of homelessness.

8:00 Kirstie’s Handmade Christmas Festive two-parter in which Kirstie Allsopp holds a crafty Christmas.

9:00 Phil’s Empty Homes Giveaway Phil Spencer tries to find accommodation for homeless people.

10:00 The Million Pound Drop Live 11:30 Alan Carr: Chatty Man (R) 12:35 Random Acts 12:40 Music on 4: Live from Abbey Road 1:25 Music on 4: The Album Chart Show Introduces: You Me at Six 1:35 Music on 4: The Album Chart Show: Spotlight 1:50 Music on 4: 4Play: Ghostpoet (R) 2:00 No, No, No (R) 2:05 A Ninja Is for Life (R) 2:10 Drifting (R) 2:25 FILM: Chain Reaction (12) (1996) Action thriller, starring Keanu Reeves.

4:05 Brief Encounters of the Sporting Mind: Ma Bar (R) 4:20 Brief Encounters of the Sporting Mind: Sheepdog (R) 4:25 Gone Fishing (R) 4:40 St Elsewhere (R) 5:25 Countdown (R)

6:00 Milkshake!

9:15 The Wright Stuff 11:10 LIVE with Gabby 12:10 5 News Lunchtime 12:15 Law & Order McCoy and Borgia target a public hero. (R) 1:15 Home and Away 1:45 Neighbours 2:15 CSI: Miami Horatio’s testimony suffers a blow. (R) 3:15 FILM: Three Wise Guys (PG) (2005) Comedy, with Eddie McClintock.

5:00 5 News at 5 5:30 Neighbours Summer considers cheating in her exams. (R) 6:00 Home and Away Sid reprimands April for stealing his prescription pad. (R) 6:25 OK! TV Magazine show, hosted by Jeff Brazier and Jenny Frost.

7:00 5 News at 7 7:30 New Highland Emergency Stornoway Coastguard desperately searches for an air ambulance carrying a kidney transplant patient that was forced by technical difficulties to land in a remote field; 5 News Update 8:00 Ultimate Emergency Bikers Documentary following paramedic and police motorcyclists. Last in the series; 5 News at 9 9:00 FILM: Erin Brockovich (15) (2000) A single mother goes to work at a law firm and ends up taking on a company suspected of contaminating a small town’s water. Oscar-winning fact-based drama, starring Julia Roberts.

Including 5 News Update.

11:40 Forensic Files A female killer leaves police few clues to work with and escapes detection – until investigators are put on her trail when they hear of another crime committed years later. (R) 12:10 Poker: The Big Game Top amateur players compete against professionals.

1:05 SuperCasino 3:55 Animal Rescue Squad (R) 4:10 Wildlife SOS (R) 4:30 Wildlife SOS (R) 4:55 County Secrets (R) 5:10 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R) 5:35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R)

7:00 Hot Like Us The three remaining couples compete in the final. 8:00 Don’t Tell the Bride James takes sole charge of organising his wedding. 9:00 Come Fly with Me 10:00 Film: Meet the Fockers (12) (2004) Comedy sequel, starring Ben Stiller, Robert De Niro and Dustin Hoffman. 11:50 Family Guy 12:35 Russell Howard’s Good News 1:05 Come Fly with Me 2:05 The World’s Strictest Parents 3:05 Don’t Tell the Bride 4:00 Russell Howard’s Good News 4:30 Him & Her 5:00 Close

7:00 World News Today; Weather 7:30 Churches: How to Read Them 8:00 Timeshift: The Golden Age of Trams – A Streetcar Named Desire 9:00 Come Bell Ringing with Charles Hazlewood 10:00 Rosslyn Chapel: A Treasure in Stone 11:00 The Killing II 1:00 Come Bell Ringing with Charles Hazlewood 2:00 Churches: How to Read Them 2:30 Timeshift: The Golden Age of Trams – A Streetcar Named Desire 3:30 Come Bell Ringing with Charles Hazlewood 4:30 Close

6:00 Film File 6:10 Heartbeat 7:00 The Return of Sherlock Holmes 8:10 Dickinson’s Real Deal 9:10 Father Dowling Mysteries 10:15 Ironside 11:20 Cadfael 1:00 Heartbeat 2:00 Pie in the Sky 3:05 Father Dowling Mysteries 4:05 The Lakes 4:40 On the Buses 5:50 Heartbeat 6:55 Pie in the Sky Crabbe takes on new responsibilities.

8:00 A Touch of Frost 10:00 Ghostboat 11:30 Blue Murder 12:55 Cadfael 2:15 Drama Trails 2:25 ITV3 Nightscreen 3:00 Teleshopping

6:00 Film File 6:10 The Professionals 6:55 Minder 7:45 The Saint 8:45 The Fall Guy 9:50 Batman 10:50 Professionals 11:50 Quantum Leap 12:50 The Force 1:20 Police, Camera, Action! 1:50 Minder 2:55 The Fall Guy 3:55 Batman 5:00 The Professionals 6:00 Quantum Leap 7:00 UEFA Champions League: Countdown to Kick-off 7:25 Police, Camera, Action! 8:00 Minder 9:00 Film: Universal Soldier: Regeneration (18) (2009) 11:00 Richard Bacon’s Beer and Pizza Club 11:45 Film: Catch-22 (15) (1970) 2:10 Sports Mash: Taking the Mic 2:40 Film File 2:50 ITV4 Nightscreen 3:00 Teleshopping

6:00 Brainiac 7:00 Bondi Vet 8:00 It’s Me or the Dog 9:00 Nothing to Declare 10:00 Medical Emergency 11:00 Pineapple Dance Studios 12:00 UK Border Force 1:00 Four Weddings 2:00 It’s Me or the Dog 3:00 Medical Emergency 4:00 Nothing to Declare 5:00 Real Filth Fighters 6:00 Road Wars 7:00 UK Border Force 8:00 Nothing to Declare 9:00 Lie to Me 10:00 Cop Squad 11:00 Road Wars 12:00 Brit Cops 1:50 Real Filth Fighters 2:40 Airline 3:30 Nothing But the Truth 4:20 Wedding SOS 5:10 Guilty!

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Issue 109, Friday, 2nd December Wednesday, 7th 2011 December

2011

Wednesday 7th

TV GUIDE

Pick of the Day 6:00 Safebreakers (R) 7:00 Best of Brainiac: Science Abuse 8:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 9:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 10:00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R) 11:00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R) 12:00 Best of Modern Family (R) 12:30 Best of Modern Family (R) 1:00 House (R) 2:00 House (R) 3:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 4:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 5:00 Futurama (R) 5:30 Futurama (R) 6:00 Oops TV Selection of home videos and out-takes. (R) 6:30 The Simpsons Homer and Marge try to save their marriage. (R) 7:00 The Simpsons Moe stirs up marital strife in Springfield. (R) 7:30 Futurama Fry becomes the ruler of an alien world after consuming the planet’s emperor. (R) 8:00 Futurama A huge ball of rubbish from the year 2000 moves toward New New York, threatening to destroy the city.

(R) 8:30 The Simpsons Homer prevents a nuclear meltdown. (R) 9:00 The Cafe The night of the Sound of Music sing-along event arrives.

9:30 Half Cut Woman An experiment

by Dr Robert Ersek to demonstrate the effects of cosmetic surgery by carrying out extensive procedures on an overweight woman – but only to one side of her body. (R) 10:30 Road Wars Police officers combat vehicle crime.

11:00 Brit Cops: War on Crime Documentary series following the work of police officers in Lincolnshire as they tackle crime. (R) 12:00 Emergency with Angela Griffin (R) 1:00 Emergency with Angela Griffin (R) 1:50 Big Trouble in Thailand (R) 2:40 NCIS: Los Angeles (R) 3:30 Mental (R) 4:20 Change the Day You Die (R) 5:10 My Pet Shame (R)

6:00 Emmerdale (R) 6:25 Nanny 911 (R) 7:20 Gossip Girl (R) 8:05 Judge Judy (R) 9:25 Beauty and the Geek (R) 10:30 Judge Judy (R) 12:00 Emmerdale (R) 12:30 Nanny 911 (R) 1:30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R) 2:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R) 3:40 Beauty and the Geek (R) 4:40 Loose Women (R) 5:40 Judge Judy (R) 7:00 The Planet’s Funniest Animals Collection of home-video howlers, in which troublesome pets reveal the wild animals lurking beneath their cute, fluffy exteriors. (R) 7:30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp A compilation of the funniest moments from previous series, promising soap spoofs, reality show send-ups, humorous fights and the odd song or two. (R) 8:00 I’m a Celebrity: Jungle Gold Russell Kane presents highlights from the celebrity challenge, with former campmates discussing their most memorable moments and famous fans reveal their favourite bits.

9:00 Peter Andre: My Life The singer appears on Celebrity Juice, chats to fans at his calendar signing in a London shopping centre and also takes his children on holiday to Spain.

10:00 Perez Hilton Superfan: Lady Gaga New series. Gossip blogger Perez Hilton catches up with four of his celebrity friends, beginning by spending time with Lady Gaga in Hollywood and Sydney.

11:00 FILM: Disclosure (18) (1994) An executive uncovers a scandal in his company while fighting his boss’s claims of sexual harassment. Thriller, with Michael Douglas. Including FYI Daily.

1:40 Emmerdale (R) 2:05 The Vampire Diaries (R) 2:45 Teleshopping 3:15 The Black Donnellys (R) 4:00 Teleshopping 5:00 Gossip Girl (R) 5:45 ITV2 Nightscreen

6:00 One Tree Hill (R) 6:45 Ugly Betty (R) 7:35 Wildfire (R) 8:25 One Tree Hill (R) 9:20 Gilmore Girls (R) 10:15 Ugly Betty (R) 11:10 Desperate Housewives (R) 12:10 Greek 1:05 Scrubs (R) 1:40 Scrubs (R) 2:05 Hollyoaks (R) 2:40 Gilmore Girls (R) 3:35 Desperate Housewives (R) 4:30 Rules of Engagement (R) 5:00 Scrubs (R) 5:25 Scrubs (R) 6:00 The Big Bang Theory (R) 6:30 The Big Bang Theory (R) 7:00 Hollyoaks Maddie discovers some of Callum’s secrets during a date. Joel defends Theresa from a gang of youths, and Nancy warns Mitzeee how dangerous life can be with Warren.

7:35 How I Met Your Mother Barney reaches a personal milestone of sleeping with the first woman he makes a move on for seven consecutive nights. (R) 8:00 Charlie’s Angels The crimefighters investigate a fashion model’s disappearance, and find themselves at odds with a Miami detective who is also Kate’s ex-fiance.

9:00 FILM: X-Men: The Last Stand (12) (2006) The mutant heroes battle old ally Jean Grey, returned from the dead as the destructive and seemingly unstoppable Phoenix. Superhero sequel, starring Hugh Jackman and Ian McKellen.

11:00 Misfits A one-night stand leaves Rudy with a strange power. (R) 12:05 The Big Bang Theory (R) 12:35 The Big Bang Theory (R) 1:05 Scrubs (R) 1:40 Scrubs (R) 2:05 How I Met Your Mother (R) 2:30 Greek (R) 3:10 Rules of Engagement (R) 3:30 Wildfire (R) 4:15 Switched (R) 4:35 Switched (R) 5:00 Switched (R) 5:20 Switched (R)

6:00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9:00 Revista De La Liga 10:00 UEFA Champions League Goals 11:00 Football Asia 11:30 Football’s Greatest 12:00 Revista De La Liga 1:00 Football Asia 1:30 UEFA Champions League Goals 2:30 Revista De La Liga 3:30 Football Asia 4:00 UEFA Champions League Goals 5:00 A League Football 5:30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 6:00 Football’s Greatest 6:30 European Tour 7:00 Sky Sports News 7:30 Soccer Special 10:30 You’re on Sky Sports! 11:30 Football’s Greatest 12:00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 12:30 UEFA Champions League Goals 1:30 You’re on Sky Sports! 2:30 A League Football 3:00 UEFA Champions League Goals 4:00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 4:30 Trans World Sport 5:30 Football’s Greatest

6:00 Table Tennis 7:00 Sports Unlimited 8:00 Golfing World 9:00 British Basketball 11:00 Racing News 11:30 Aerobics 12:00 Squash 1:00 Table Tennis 2:00 Golf 2:30 Football’s Greatest 3:00 Sports Unlimited 4:00 Thinking Tackle 5:00 WWE: Bottom Line 6:00 WWE: Afterburn 7:00 Table Tennis 8:00 Premier League Bowls 9:00 Trans World Sport 10:00 Ultimate Challenge MMA 11:30 ISAF World Sailing Championship 12:00 NFL 1:00 Ultimate Challenge MMA 2:30 Davis Cup Tennis

Ultimate Emergency Bikers 8.00pm on Channel 5 Documentary providing an insight into the work of paramedic bikers and police motorcycle squads, including behind-the-scenes footage.

Last in the series.

6:00 The X Files 7:00 Star Trek: Voyager 8:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 9:00 ER 11:00 The X Files 12:00 Star Trek: Voyager 1:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 2:00 ER 4:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 5:00 Star Trek: Voyager 6:00 ER 8:00 The Devil’s Dinner Party 9:00 The Sopranos 10:15 Boardwalk Empire 11:20 The Devil’s Dinner Party 12:20 Game of Thrones 1:30 The Sopranos 2:40 Big Love 3:55 The X Files 4:45 Boardwalk Empire: Meet the Characters 5:00 Inside the Actors Studio

6:00 Teleshopping 1:00 Police Interceptors 2:00 The Bachelor 3:00 Neighbours 3:30 Home and Away 4:00 Better with You 4:30 Malcolm in the Middle 5:00 Chuck 6:00 Malcolm in the Middle 6:25 5* Access 6:30 Home and Away 7:00 Neighbours Summer considers cheating in her exams. 7:35 Better with You Mia is put out when Casey’s ex-girlfriend wants her couch back. 8:00 The Mentalist 10:00 It’s All About Amy 11:00 Sex and the City 11:45 Generation Sex 12:00 Teleshopping

6:00 Teleshopping 12:00 Inside Hollywood 12:10 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1:15 Film: Gracie’s Choice (PG) (2004) Drama, starring Kristen Bell.

3:10 Law & Order 4:15 Film: Murder Among Friends (PG) (2001) Thriller, starring Greg Evigan. 6:00 Law & Order 6:55 Inside Hollywood 7:00 CSI: Miami 7:55 Inside Hollywood 8:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 9:00 Human Target 10:00 Film: Behind Enemy Lines (12) (2001) Drama, starring Gene Hackman.

12:05 Dark Blue 1:00 Close

7:05 Dragons’ Den 8:00 TOTP2 9:00 Top Gear 10:00 Dragons’ Den Ireland 11:00 Seaside Rescue 11:30 Helicopter Heroes 12:00 Top Gear 2:00 Man v Food 3:00 Seaside Rescue 3:30 Helicopter Heroes 4:00 Top Gear 6:00 Would I Lie to You? 6:40 Red Dwarf 7:20 QI 8:00 Top Gear 9:00 Have I Got a Bit More News for You With guest host John Bishop. 10:00 QI XL 11:00 Argumental 11:40 QI 12:20 Driving Wars 1:20 QI XL 2:05 Psychoville 2:35 Speeders 3:00 Close

11:00 None But the Brave (PG) (1965) Adventure. 1:05 Blowing Wild (PG) (1953) Drama, starring Gary Cooper.

2:50 Malta Story (U) (1953) Drama, starring Alec Guinness. 4:50 McLintock!

(U) (1963) Western, starring John Wayne.

7:15 The Perfect Score (12) (2004) Comedy, starring Scarlett Johansson.

9:00 Babylon AD (12) (2008) Adventure, with Vin Diesel. 10:40 Near Dark (18) (1987) Thriller, starring Adrian Pasdar.

12:40 Orphans of the Storm (U) (1921) Thriller, starring Lillian. 3:50 Close

6:00 Aerobics Oz Style 6:30 Kings of the Snow 7:00 WWE Vintage Collection 8:00 Thinking Tackle 9:00 International Bowls 11:00 Badminton 12:00 International One-Day Cricket 1:00 British Basketball 3:00 Badminton 4:00 Squash 5:00 NFL 6:00 UEFA Champions League Pre-Game Show 7:30 Live UEFA Champions League 10:00 UEFA Champions League Goals 11:00 Davis Cup Tennis 12:00 Angling 1:00 Table Tennis 2:00 Trans World Sport 3:00 ISAF World Sailing Championship 3:30 Close

Frozen Planet 9.00pm on BBC One David Attenborough investigates what rising temperatures will mean for people and wildlife in the polar regions, and how changes there could affect the rest of the planet. He accompanies scientists studying waterfalls of meltwater in Greenland.

Kirstie’s Handmade Christmas 8.00pm on Channel 4 First of two programmes in which Kirstie Allsopp applies her craft skills to the festive season. Using the Twelve Crafts of Christmas, she transforms her Devon home into a winter wonderland, with tips on everything from wreaths and garlands to snow globes and handmade gifts.

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Issue 109, Friday, 2nd December 2011 Thursday, 8th December

Thursday 8th

2011

TV GUIDE

6:00 Breakfast 9:15 Rip Off Britain 10:00 Homes Under the Hammer (R) 10:58 BBC News; Weather 11:00 Noise Squad 11:45 Cash in the Attic (R) 12:13 BBC News; Weather 12:15 Bargain Hunt 1:00 BBC News; Weather 1:30 Regional News; Weather 1:40 Doctors 2:10 Only Fools and Horses 3:05 CBBC 5:15 Pointless (R) 6:00 BBC News; Weather 6:30 Spotlight; Weather 7:00 The One Show Alex Jones, Matt Baker and a team of roving reporters present topical stories from around the UK. 7:30 EastEnders Phil finally gets information about who his tormentor might be – but when a confrontation takes place, his rage has terrifying consequences. Zainab prepares to marry Yusef; BBC News 8:00 DIY SOS: The Big Build Nick Knowles and the team recruit help from the local community in Nottingham to transform a family home where the father died before he could finish building an extension. (R) 9:00 The Manor Reborn Penelope Keith learns about Georgian menus and Paul Martin travels to China to check the making of wallpaper. Elsewhere, tempers become frayed over the royal bed.

10:00 BBC News 10:25 Regional News; Weather 10:35 Question Time From Stoke-on-Trent.

11:35 This Week 12:20 Holiday Weatherview 12:25 Sign Zone: The Truth About Supermarket Price Wars – Panorama (R) 12:55 Sign Zone: Countryfile (R) 1:55 Sign Zone: Antiques Roadshow (R) 2:55 Sign Zone: Digging for Britain (R) 3:55 BBC News

6:00 CBeebies 7:00 CBBC 8:25 CBeebies 11:35 The Pink Panther Show (R) 12:00 Daily Politics 12:30 Live Snooker: UK Championship The opening two best-of-11-frames quarter-finals from York.

4:30 Flog It! (R) 5:15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (R) 6:00 Eggheads 6:30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two Fanzine devoted to the ballroom dancing show.

7:00 Live Snooker: UK Championship Rishi Persad presents coverage of the concluding two best-of-11-frames quarter-finals at the Barbican Centre in York, where the ranking tournament continues.

8:00 MasterChef: The Professionals Two semi-finalists prepare a highly complex dish at London’s award-winning restaurant Pied a Terre under the supervision of head chef Marcus Eaves.

9:00 Rev Richard E Grant guest stars.

9:30 Life’s Too Short Warwick visits a spiritual counsellor, a Catholic priest and a Scientologist in the hope of enlightenment, and joins a dating agency, only for his ego to get in the way of romance.

10:00 Frank Skinner’s Opinionated The presenter is joined by fellow comedian Russell Howard in Norwich to discuss the week’s news stories in front of a studio audience.

10:30 Newsnight Analysis of the day’s events, presented by Kirsty Wark; Weather 11:20 Snooker: UK Championship Rishi Persad presents highlights of the concluding two best-of-11-frames quarter-finals at the Barbican Centre in York, where the ranking tournament continued.

12:10 Pan Am (R) 12:50 Pan Am (R) 1:35 BBC News 3:55 Close

5:30 ITV Morning News 6:00 Daybreak 8:30 Lorraine 9:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30 This Morning 12:30 Loose Women 1:30 ITV News 1:55 Channel News and Weather 2:00 May the Best House Win 3:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3:59 Channel Weather 4:00 Murder, She Wrote (R) 5:00 Best Dish: The Chefs 6:00 Channel Report; Weather 6:30 ITV News 6:59 Destination Report 7:00 Emmerdale Cain is arrested for threatening the Sharmas, while Charity tells Jai she will do anything to stop her ex. Amy tries to apologise to Belle, and Hazel visits Declan to offer support.

7:30 Lives in Limbo: Tonight Fiona Foster reports on the number of people who go missing in Britain and investigates whether more could be done to help families who are searching for loved ones.

8:00 Emmerdale Cain is left fighting for his life after being attacked.

8:30 Coronation Street Peter battles his cravings after a hospital visit to an alcoholic friend.

9:00 Without You New series. A schoolteacher tries to prove her husband was not having an affair with the woman he died alongside in a car crash.

10:00 ITV News at Ten 10:30 Channel News and Weather 10:35 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Cilla Black An interview with the entertainer. (R) 11:35 The Last Word The big political stories in the region.

12:05 Grimefighters (R) 12:30 Countrywise (R) 12:55 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Crime (R) 1:45 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Crime; (R) ITV News Headlines 2:35 Lives in Limbo: Tonight (R) 3:00 ITV Nightscreen 4:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R)

6:10 The Hoobs (R) 6:35 The Hoobs (R) 7:00 Freshly Squeezed 7:30 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 7:55 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8:20 Frasier (R) 8:55 Secret Millionaire Australia 9:55 Beeny’s Restoration Nightmare (R) 10:55 Sealed Bid 12:00 Drop Down Menu 1:00 FILM: The Net (12) (1995) Thriller, starring Sandra Bullock.

3:10 Countdown 4:00 Deal or No Deal 5:00 Come Date with Me 5:30 Come Dine with Me 6:00 The Simpsons (R) 6:30 Hollyoaks 7:00 Channel 4 News 7:55 4thought.tv The voluntary work of a Sikh businessman.

8:00 Kevin’s Grand Design Part one of two. Kevin McCloud’s project to build 40 homes in Swindon.

9:00 Living with the Amish The teenagers work at a dairy farm and learn about the strict Amish courtship rules, which prevent couples holding hands until they get married.

10:00 The Million Pound Drop Live Quiz show, presented by Davina McCall.

11:30 Random Acts IRC Dance Movement, by Mike Christie.

11:35 The Secret Millionaire Property developer Mike Holland goes undercover in Grimsby. Last in the series. (R) 12:35 Music on 4: Inputoutput 12:50 Music on 4: 4Play: The Pierces A profile of the band. (R) 1:05 FILM: She, A Chinese (18) (2009) Premiere. Drama, starring Huang Lu and We Yi Bo. 2:45 Southland 3:35 Happy Endings 4:00 Whatever Turns You On (R) 4:05 Atlantic (R) 4:10 Emily’s Song (R) 4:25 Unreported World (R) 4:50 Landlords from Hell: Dispatches (R) 5:20 Countdown (R)

6:00 Milkshake!

9:15 The Wright Stuff 11:10 LIVE with Gabby 12:10 5 News Lunchtime 12:15 Law & Order A celebrity chef is suspected of killing a TV executive. (R) 1:15 Home and Away 1:45 Neighbours 2:15 CSI: Miami (R) 3:15 FILM: Christmas in Canaan (PG) (2009) Premiere. Drama, with Jaishon Fisher and Zak Ludwig.

5:00 5 News at 5 5:30 Neighbours Michael catches Summer trying to cheat. (R) 6:00 Home and Away Dennis assures Romeo he has the marina contract and hires Indi as an intern at his business. (R) 6:25 OK! TV Magazine show, hosted by Jeff Brazier and Jenny Frost.

7:00 5 News at 7 7:30 New Highland Emergency The Navy saves a hurt teenager who has fallen 20ft down a cliff, and on St Kilda, a 59-year-old man with a suspected spinal injury is rescued; 5 News Update 8:00 Fairground Attractions The Carters introduce their Victorian-style freak show, featuring characters from the Circus of Horrors, while the Couplands get into a pitch war over the position of a food kiosk; 5 News at 9 9:00 The Mentalist A girl is killed on an island.

10:00 It’s All About Amy Reality TV star Amy Childs is about to sign the lease on her salon when her plans suffer a setback – but that does not stop her taking delivery of a custom-made pink massage table.

11:00 Police Interceptors Officers track three men suspected of burgling a number of plumbers’ merchants, and investigate illegally customised vehicles in Basildon, Essex. (R) 12:00 SuperCasino 3:55 Animal Rescue Squad (R) 4:10 Wildlife SOS (R) 4:35 Wildlife SOS (R) 5:00 County Secrets (R) 5:10 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R) 5:35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R)

7:00 Top Gear 8:00 Don’t Tell the Bride A groom takes sole charge of organising the wedding. 9:00 The World’s Strictest Parents Two teenagers are sent to rural south-east Turkey.

10:00 EastEnders 10:30 Russell Howard’s Good News 11:00 Family Guy 11:45 American Dad! 12:30 The World’s Strictest Parents 1:30 Russell Howard’s Good News 2:00 Don’t Tell the Bride 3:00 The Nearlyweds 4:00 Mongrels 4:30 Skin Deep: The Business of Beauty 5:00 Close

7:00 World News Today; Weather 7:30 The Sky at Night The outer limits of the solar system. 8:00 Horizon Pioneering astronomers and their new super-telescopes. 9:00 Jerusalem: The Making of a Holy City New series. Simon Sebag Montefiore tells the story of the city. 10:00 The Slap 10:55 Around the World in 60 Minutes 11:55 The Sky at Night 12:25 Horizon 1:25 After Life: The Strange Science of Decay 2:55 Jerusalem: The Making of a Holy City 3:55 Close

6:00 Heartbeat 6:55 The Return of Sherlock Holmes 8:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 9:05 Father Dowling Mysteries 10:05 Ironside 11:10 Cadfael 12:55 Heartbeat 1:55 Pie in the Sky 3:00 Father Dowling Mysteries 4:00 The Lakes 4:35 On the Buses 5:40 Heartbeat 6:45 Pie in the Sky 7:50 The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes 9:00 Wycliffe 10:00 Law & Order: UK 12:05 The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes 1:05 Cadfael 2:25 ITV3 Nightscreen 3:00 Teleshopping

6:00 The Professionals 6:50 The Saint 7:40 Minder 8:40 The Fall Guy 9:40 Batman 10:40 The Professionals 11:40 Quantum Leap 12:40 The Saint 1:45 Minder 2:50 The Fall Guy 3:50 Batman 4:55 The Professionals 6:00 Quantum Leap 7:00 Live Darts The PDC Players Championship Finals. 11:00 Film: Enter the Dragon (18) (1973) Martial arts thriller, starring Bruce Lee. 1:10 Sanctuary 2:05 UEFA Champions League Greatest Finals 2:25 ITV4 Nightscreen 3:00 Teleshopping

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Issue 109, Friday, 2nd December 2011 Thursday, 8th December

2011

Thursday 8th

TV GUIDE

Pick of the Day 6:00 Good Morning Sports Fans 7:00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8:00 Live European Tour Golf The Dubai World Championship. 1:00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 1:30 Live Rugby Union Oxford University v Cambridge University (Kick-off 2.00pm).

All the action from the 130th annual contest, held at Twickenham. 4:00 European Tour Golf 6:00 Ringside Boxing magazine. 7:00 Live European Challenge Cup Rugby Union Newcastle Falcons v Toulon (Kick-off 7.45pm). The third round of fixtures gets under way with this Pool Two clash at Kingston Park.

10:00 Rugby Union 10:30 International One-Day Cricket 11:25 Live Test Cricket Australia v New Zealand.

6:00 Dream Lives for Sale (R) 7:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse (R) 8:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 9:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 10:00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R) 11:00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R) 12:00 Best of Modern Family (R) 12:30 Best of Modern Family (R) 1:00 House (R) 2:00 House (R) 3:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 4:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 5:00 Futurama (R) 5:30 Futurama (R) 6:00 Oops TV (R) 6:30 The Simpsons Mr Burns receives a blood transfusion from Bart. (R) 7:00 The Simpsons When Moe discovers a talent for judging contests, he is approached by a TV agent to join the American Idol panel. (R) 7:30 Futurama Bender causes an environmental disaster. (R) 8:00 Futurama Fry searches the ruins of Old New York for the seven-leaf clover that brought him good luck in the 20th century. (R) 8:30 The Simpsons Homer discovers his long-lost mother was a free-spirited hippie and decides to follow in her footsteps, throwing off the shackles of conformity and becoming a drop-out. (R) 9:00 Glee New Directions have more competition than they bargained for when the day of the sectionals arrives, and Tina helps Mike with a problem regarding his future.

10:00 Law & Order Last-ever episode. A blogger threatens to bomb a school. Last in the series.

11:00 Brit Cops: War on Crime Following police officers in Lincolnshire.

(R) 12:00 Emergency with Angela Griffin (R) 1:00 Emergency with Angela Griffin (R) 1:50 Big Trouble in Thailand (R) 2:40 Mental (R) 3:30 Mental (R) 4:20 Change the Day You Die (R) 5:10 My Pet Shame (R)

6:00 Emmerdale (R) 6:25 Nanny 911 (R) 7:20 Gossip Girl (R) 8:05 Judge Judy (R) 9:25 Beauty and the Geek (R) 10:30 Judge Judy (R) 12:00 Emmerdale (R) 12:30 Nanny 911 A mum with four boisterous sons. (R) 1:30 The Jeremy Kyle Show Guests air their differences. (R) 2:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show Guests air their differences. (R) 3:40 Beauty and the Geek A Playboy model and a beauty queen are among the contestants. (R) 4:40 Loose Women Tenor Alfie Boe performs a Christmas song. (R) 5:40 Judge Judy Triple bill of real-life cases. (R) 7:00 New You’ve Been Framed!

Harry Hill narrates more camcorder calamities and mobile phone footage, featuring a pole-dancing pensioner, squirrel madness and how not to use a chainsaw. (R) 7:30 I’m a Celebrity: Jungle Royalty Russell Kane presents a highlights show celebrating I’m a Celebrity’s Kings and Queens of the Jungle, with the winners discussing their favourite moments.

8:30 The X Factor USA As the final gets ever closer, the pressure is on for the remaining contestants as they perform once again to try to impress the American voters.

10:00 FILM: Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous (12) (2005) An FBI public relations officer defies orders and goes back undercover to find her kidnapped friends. Comedy sequel, starring Sandra Bullock, Regina King and William Shatner. Including FYI Daily.

12:20 Coronation Street (R) 12:50 Emmerdale (R) 1:20 Emmerdale (R) 1:50 Teleshopping 2:50 The Black Donnellys (R) 3:40 The Black Donnellys (R) 4:20 Teleshopping 4:50 Gossip Girl (R) 5:35 ITV2 Nightscreen

6:00 One Tree Hill (R) 6:50 Ugly Betty (R) 7:35 Wildfire (R) 8:30 One Tree Hill (R) 9:30 Gilmore Girls (R) 10:25 Ugly Betty (R) 11:20 Desperate Housewives (R) 12:15 Greek 1:10 Scrubs (R) 1:40 Scrubs (R) 2:10 Hollyoaks (R) 2:40 Gilmore Girls (R) 3:35 Desperate Housewives (R) 4:35 Rules of Engagement (R) 5:00 Scrubs (R) 5:25 Scrubs (R) 6:00 The Big Bang Theory (R) 6:30 The Big Bang Theory (R) 7:00 Hollyoaks Mitzeee discovers there is no escaping Warren, and Nancy is terrified after Brendan pays her a surprise visit to offer a drastic solution to their problem.

7:35 How I Met Your Mother Lily and Marshall set Ted up on a blind date. (R) 8:00 The Big Bang Theory The gang celebrates Halloween.

8:30 Perfect Couples Leigh seizes control of Vance and Amy’s wedding.

9:00 How I Met Your Mother Ted goes on a date.

9:30 Happy Endings New series. Penny buys her first home.

10:00 PhoneShop Ashley realises a life-long ambition.

10:35 Facejacker Comedy series. Last in the series. (R) 11:10 Chris Moyles’ Quiz Night With the Hasselhoffs, Keith Lemon and Christine Bleakley.

12:00 The Big Bang Theory (R) 12:30 The Big Bang Theory (R) 12:55 Scrubs (R) 1:20 Scrubs (R) 1:45 How I Met Your Mother (R) 2:10 PhoneShop (R) 2:35 Chris Moyles’ Quiz Night 3:20 Greek (R) 4:00 Rules of Engagement (R) 4:20 Wildfire (R) 5:00 Switched (R) 5:25 Switched (R)

6:00 Aerobics Oz Style 6:30 Kings of the Snow 7:00 WWE: Experience 8:00 UEFA Champions League Goals 8:55 Live International One-Day Cricket India v West Indies. 5:30 ISAF World Sailing Championship 6:00 Racemax 7:00 Premier League World 7:30 Live Greyhound Racing The William Hill Oaks.

10:00 WWE: Late Night – Raw 12:00 WWE: NXT 1:00 Live NFL 4:30 ISAF World Sailing Championship 5:00 Windsurfing 5:30 Close

6:00 The X Files 7:00 Star Trek: Voyager 8:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 9:00 ER 11:00 The X Files 12:00 Star Trek: Voyager 1:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 2:00 ER 4:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 5:00 Star Trek: Voyager 6:00 ER 8:00 Inside the Actors Studio 9:00 Film: Braveheart (15) (1995) Oscar-winning historical epic, directed by and starring Mel Gibson. 12:25 Six Feet Under 1:40 Carnivale 2:50 Six Feet Under 4:05 Inside the Actors Studio 5:05 The X Files

6:00 Teleshopping 1:00 Police Interceptors 2:00 The Bachelor 3:00 Neighbours 3:30 Home and Away 4:00 Better with You 4:30 Malcolm in the Middle 5:00 Chuck 6:00 Malcolm in the Middle 6:25 5* Access 6:30 Home and Away 7:00 Neighbours 7:35 Better with You 8:00 The Mentalist Patrick discovers a suspect for a crime that has yet to be committed. 9:00 Paul Merton’s Adventures 10:00 Californication 10:40 Sex: How to Do Everything 11:45 5* Access 12:00 Teleshopping

6:00 Teleshopping 12:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 12:20 CSI: Miami 1:25 Film: Mystery Woman: At First Sight (PG) (2006) Mystery, starring Kellie Martin.

3:05 Law & Order 4:05 Film: Reasons of the Heart (PG) (1996) Drama, with Terry Farrell. 6:00 Law & Order 6:55 Inside Hollywood 7:00 CSI: Miami 7:55 Inside Hollywood 8:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation A clown is found murdered. 9:00 CSI: Miami 10:00 NCIS 12:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1:00 SuperCasino 4:00 Close

7:05 Dragons’ Den 8:00 TOTP2 9:00 Top Gear 10:00 The Gadget Show 11:00 Dragons’ Den 12:00 Top Gear 2:00 Three Men in Another Boat 3:00 Dragons’ Den 4:00 Full Circle with Michael Palin 5:00 Top Gear 7:00 Helicopter Heroes 8:00 Top Gear 9:00 Dave’s One Night Stand 10:00 Argumental 10:40 Mock the Week 11:20 The Armstrong & Miller Show 12:00 Dave’s One Night Stand 1:00 Mock the Week 1:35 Red Dwarf 2:05 Psychoville 2:35 Speeders 3:00 Close

6:00 ISAF World Sailing Championship 6:30 Table Tennis 7:30 Trans World Sport 8:30 ISAF World Sailing Championship 9:00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 9:30 A League Football 10:00 Angling 11:00 Premier League Bowls 12:00 Trans World Sport 1:00 UEFA Champions League Goals 2:00 Davis Cup Tennis 3:00 Premier League Bowls 4:00 UEFA Champions League Goals 5:00 WWE Vintage Collection 6:00 America’s Cup Uncovered 6:30 ISAF World Sailing Championship 7:00 Live Mosconi Cup Pool 12:00 Ringside 1:00 Time of Our Lives 2:00 Rugby Union 2:30 European Challenge Cup Rugby Union 5:30 Close

Rev 9.00pm on BBC Two There is a hole in the church accounts, so when a wealthy City banker arrives at St Saviour’s to join the Alcoholics Anonymous group, it seems financial salvation has arrived.

Richard E Grant guest stars, with Tom Hollander, Jimmy Akingbola and Olivia Colman.

Kevin’s Grand Design 8.00pm on Channel 4 Part one of two. Kevin McCloud sets out to realise an ambitious building project that has taken him five years to get started – the construction of 40 ecofriendly properties in Swindon, Wiltshire. The presenter falls out with his architect and faces strong local opposition to his plans, but finally comes up with some land to get things started.

The Mentalist 9.00pm on Channel 5 The team investigates the death of a girl on an island and discovers she was an orphan who had been conducting inquiries into her father’s murder. Starring Simon Baker.

11:00 Whisky (15) (2004) 1:00 Broken Arrow (U) (1950) 2:50 Hombre (PG) (1967) 5:00 Cheaper By the Dozen 2 (PG) (2005) Comedy sequel, starring Steve Martin. 6:50 Silver Streak (PG) (1976) Comedy thriller, with Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor. 9:00 Brazil (15) (1985) Satirical comedy, starring Jonathan Pryce. 11:45 Mary and Max (12) (2009) Stop motion animated comedy, with the voice of Toni Collette.

1:35 Birthday Girl (15) (2001) Comedy, starring Nicole Kidman. 3:30 Close

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What’s On & Where

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FRI 2 • COMMUNITY EVENTS •

a fancy dress especially for ‘Wild at Christmas’ • TBA • Durrell

• ACTIVITIES •

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Time Team At Mont Orgueil

10am - 6pm until 31st Dec This new exhibition digs deeper into the La Fête dé Noué recent archaeological excavations 1st - 11th Dec What’s on your at Mont Orgueil Castle by Channel Christmas list? A fairy-tale mar- 4’s Time Team. Time Team arrived in ket? A Christmassy Film Festival? Jersey in May 2010 and spent three Twinkling Parades? Concerts? Or days exploring the outer defences of just some retail therapy? Well, you the castle and looking for possible must have been very good this year early buildings on the Castle Green. because 2011’s La Fête dé Noué has • £6 - £10 • Mont Orgueil Castle all this and a stocking load more. La 633300 Fête dé Noué, which translates from the local Jersey Norman-French Christmas Party Nights with language as ‘Christmas Festival’, is ABBALOO now in its 12th year and animates 7pm -1am, 2nd, 9th & 10th Dec the Island with a full programme of Party the night away with our activities over the festive season • brilliant ABBA tribute band and FREE • Various Locations 448877 dance to the big tunes of our DJ jersey.com/christmas until 1am. Dress up in your funkiest festive fancy dress and come and Jersey Heritage Big Advent join the best Christmas Party on the Calendar island. Tickets include a delicious 1st - 24th Dec Every day a door Christmas menu with coffee and opens on a Big Advent Calendar mince pies, party bags, Christmas in the Jersey Museum courtyard • crackers and free parking • £39.50 FREE • Jersey Museum 633300 • Merton Hotel 724231

Spirit of Christmas Market

10am - 8pm, until 11th Dec the Spirit of Christmas market is filled with beautifully decorated Christmas chalets where local craft workers will be selling gifts and decorations. As you tick off your Christmas wish list, warm up with mulled cider, coffee and cupcakes or delicious hot food. Visiting Street Theatre will help to put you in the Christmas mood! • FREE • As Part of La Fête dé Noué, Weighbridge Place 448877 jersey.com/christmas

10am - 12.30pm every Fri until 23rd Dec Literally, the old and ancient part of St Helier with surprises round every corner as we weave our way through the heart of this old town. Quaint, Jersey customs reveal a people of adventure who circumnavigated the world and travelled the oceans for wealth and fortune • £8 • Liberation Square petewebb@ localdial.com

All Our Yesterdays, The People’s Exhibition

Are You Free?

Liz Robinson School of Dancing: Christmas Jubilee

10.30am - 1pm, every Fri until 16th Dec Take a stroll through the heart of St Helier and find out how it developed into the bustling multicultural town it is today. Even in the high speed, ready wrapped, virtual reality of the 21st century, there still are shops that have been serving islanders for generations • £10 • The Cenotaph, The Parade 853525

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Buy a Landscape, Save our Steve Davies Christmas Exhibition Landscape

10am - 4.30pm until 18th Dec A group of local artists have taken on a shop in Cattle street (Minden Place end), to sell oil paintings watercolours drawings etc, 20% of all the work sold will go to the National Trust. Artists Taking Part Include: Graham Tovey, Kathy Rondel, Diana Bowen, Joy Langdon Martin Bullivant, Brian Marr, Maureen Osborne, Norma Priddis • Vegas Christmas Dinner TBA • Cattle Street (Minden Place Cabaret End) 7pm - 1am, Thurs, Fri & Sat until 24th Dec A Vegas Christmas is Durrell - Late Night Shopan entirely new Show at The Pier ping & Dining Restaurant at the Havre des Pas Open until 8pm (Durrell shop Lido. The Dinner Cabaret includes & Cafe Firefly), 2nd, 9th & 16th a three course dinner with coffee, Dec Relax and enjoy Café Firefly’s a spectacular show presented by in- special Christmas menu with ternational singer Adam Marks and something for all tastes! During his Showgirls, roulette tables with these late night openings everybody professional croupiers and dancing, will receive a 15% discount in the plus your festive Christmas cracker Durrell shop and both the shop and and hat! • £30 • The Pier, Harve des Café Firefly will be open until 8pm Pas Bathing Pool, 280159 and Santa will also be present on the day. Durrell staff will be wearing

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and sculptures by twentieth century artistic giants such as Pablo Picasso, Fernand Léger, Henri Matisse, Roy Lichtenstein and Henry Moore • £4.50 - £8 • Jersey Museum 633300

10am - 5pm until 31st Dec This exhibition looks at life in Jersey from the 1950s through to the end of the 1980s. From Island sport and events to toys, fashion, television and household products • £4.50 - £8 • Jersey Museum 633300 • THEATRE •

2.30pm & 7.30pm, 2nd & 3rd Liz Robinson School of Dancing proudly presents its annual Christmas show Christmas Jubilee. Over 100 students, with an age range from 6-18 years, take part in ballet, modern, tap, jazz, contemporary and singing routines. Kick off those winter blues and join us for this dance extravaganza! • £9 - £15 • Jersey Arts Centre 700444

The Wind in the Willows

7.30pm, 2nd & 3rd Dec DRAMA 28th Nov - 31st Dec Original black/ LAB Presents The Wind In The white drawings by Steve Davies • Willows - Alan Bennett’s National FREE • Jersey Airport Arrivals Hall Theatre production performed by children ages 7 to 12 years of age.

No Man’s Land: Exhibition This is an adaptation of Kenneth 8am - 8pm until 10th Dec For four Graham’s classic tale of friendship. years, Google Maps has been captur- Join Toady, Ratty, Mole and Badger ing the world’s highways and byways for a stroll along the river bank and, in the process, a lot more be- just watch out for those Weasels. sides, including: people leaving strip Tickets available from Seedee shows, picking their noses, urinating Jons at the Power House or email and much more... Mishka Henner info@drama-lab.org.uk • £5 • Haute sifted through 2,500 Google map im- Vallee Theatre ages – cropped them, tweaked the colour and zoomed in to a variety of Essence of Ireland - Bigger shots of what appear to be women and Better 5 star Irish Music soliciting sex in liminal, post indus- 8pm, 2nd & 3rd Dec Now with trial and rural settings – to create this their biggest and most talented cast exquisite collection of photographs • of Dancers, Singers, and Musicians, FREE • Jersey Arts Centre 700444 Essence of Ireland combines breathtaking dance routines with Hidden Treasures Modern the very best of Irish music, a touch Masters Exhibition of Irish craic, all cleverly woven 10am - 5pm until 31st Dec The into a heart-warming tale • £14 exhibition comprises of the private £24 • Jersey Opera House 511115 collections of local art collectors jerseyoperahouse.co.uk and includes paintings, drawings

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Christmas Market - Friends No Man’s Land: Exhibition of St Thomas Church 8am - 8pm until 10th Dec See Fri-

448877 jersey.com/christmas

Jersey Heritage Big Advent 10am - 3pm Christmas Stalls, day 2nd synopsis • FREE • Jersey Calendar Cakes, Plants, Books, New Gifts, Arts Centre 700444

5pm - 11pm Live Music & Buffet • 1st - 24th Dec Every day a door FREE • Champions 888115 opens on a Big Advent Calendar in the Jersey Museum courtyard • T.F.I.Fridays - ‘The Happy FREE • Jersey Museum 633300

Hours’

5pm - 10pm Open Mic - Singers, St Peter’s Indoor Market Guitarists, MCs, Poets, Everyone 9am - 3pm every Weds & Sat Welcome • FREE • Live Lounge All sorts of goodies and treasures for-sale • FREE • Behind St Peter’s Live Music At The Inn Parish Hall 6pm - 9pm FREE Tapas, Live music

by Bossa Basseline • FREE • The Spirit of Christmas Market Inn 722239 10am - 8pm, until 11th Dec See Glen Cowie Friday 2nd synopsis • FREE • As 6pm (Subject to Change) • FREE • Part of La Fête dé Noué, WeighChambers 735405 bridge Place 448877 jersey.com/ christmas

Jewellery, Toiletries, Toys, Tombola, Bric-A-Brac, Good Quality Clothing, Coffees, Ploughman’s Lunches.

Grand Raffle. Parking • FREE • St Thomas Church Hall

Friday 2nd synopsis • TBA • Cattle 10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See Street (Minden Place End) Friday 2nd synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • Jersey Museum 633300

Therapy Morning

8pm Live Music • FREE • The Ha’penny Bridge 733793

Breezin

Creative Christmas

7pm From the energy & excitement of Charlie Parker & Dizzy Gillespie... to the cool of Miles Davis by the, Brian White Jazz Quartet • FREE • 7pm The Savoy, Rouge Bouillon 727521 bwjazz.co.uk

Squires Karaoke

7.30pm - 11pm every Fri The New Squires, The best karaoke in town • FREE • Squires Pub 730510

Electric Blues Band

8pm Live Music • FREE • Blue Note

Little Big Band

10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See Friday 2nd synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • Jersey Museum 633300

Buy a Landscape, Save our Landscape All Our Yesterdays, 10am - 4.30pm until 18th Dec See The People’s Exhibition

11am - 3pm Take time to relax before the Christmas rush.... Join us for a therapy taster session: reflexology, Indian Head massage, Metamorphic and others... Coffee, The National Trust for Jersey teas and mince pies, light lunches, - Georgian House Museum African jewellery. All proceeds 10am - 5pm every Sat until 17th donated to Jersey Nyalkinyi Dec The long-awaited opening Communities • TBA • Mont a of this meticulously restored l’Abbe School and furnished Georgian town • THEATRE • house, built circa 1730. Take the opportunity to step back in time to see how the Jersey gentry lived Liz Robinson School of in Regency times, brought to life Dancing: Christmas Jubilee through the sounds, smells and 2.30pm & 7.30pm, 2nd & 3rd See costumes of the era. The National Friday 2nd synopsis • £9 - £15 • Trust shop offers a unique range of Jersey Arts Centre 700444 well priced and carefully sourced items that are perfect for Christmas The Wind in the Willows • £5: Adults, £2: 10yrs-18yrs, 2.30pm & 7.30pm, 2nd & 3rd Dec FREE under 10yrs • 16 New Street, See Friday 2nd synopsis • £5 • National Trust for Jersey 483193 Haute Vallee Theatre

Live Jazz @ Roberto’s Bar

Hidden Treasures Modern Masters Exhibition

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8pm Live Music • FREE • Blue Note

Pioneers

8pm (Subject to Change) • FREE • The Ha’penny Bridge 733793

Rockabye

8.30pm Live Music • FREE • Kitty O’Shea’s 887964

The Lockout

11pm (Subject to Change) • FREE • Chambers 735405

SUN 4 • COMMUNITY EVENTS • La Fête dé Noué

1st - 11th Dec See Friday 2nd syn-

8.30pm Live Music • FREE • Kitty 12pm - 6pm Kick- start Christmas O’Shea’s 887964 festivities at this crafty event.

Children can make fantastic decoAn Evening with Mr. Nice - rations, cards and gifts in the craft Howard Marks workshop. There’ll be a visit from 10pm - 2am A man that has gone Santa, mulled wine and mince pies on to become a best-selling author, and a 20% discount for all members stand-up comic, film star, DJ and on everything in the museum gift political activist. With one of the shop • FREE • As Part of La Fête most entertaining live shows you dé Noué, Jersey Museum 633300 are ever likely to see • £12 - £15 • jersey.com/christmas Live Lounge 725256

Essence of Ireland - Bigger opsis • FREE • Various Locations and Better 5 star Irish Music 448877 jersey.com/christmas

8pm, 2nd & 3rd Dec See Friday 2nd synopsis • £14 - £24 • Jersey Opera Jersey Heritage Big Advent House 511115 jerseyoperahouse. Calendar co.uk 1st - 24th Dec Every day a door opens on a Big Advent Calendar • ACTIVITIES • in the Jersey Museum courtyard • FREE • Jersey Museum 633300

Time Team At Mont Orgueil

10am - 6pm until 31st Dec See Bikes.je Morning Coffee Friday 2nd synopsis • £6 - £10 • & Breakfast Meeting Mont Orgueil Castle 633300 8am every Sun Meet like minded Vegas Christmas Dinner bikers for Coffee and a chat.

Rood Mood Cabaret Belly Dancing Lessons Everyone welcome • FREE • The 11pm (Subject to Change) • FREE • 7pm - 1am, Thurs, Fri & Sat until TBA, 3rd & 4th Dec Learn how Kiosk, Victoria Avenue Chambers 735405 24th Dec See Friday 2nd synopsis • to Belly Dance, Over night stays £30 • The Pier, Harve des Pas Bath- available • £15 - £30 • The Mayfair Spirit of Christmas Market ing Pool, 280159 Hotel, St Saviours Road 10am - 8pm, until 11th Dec See

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• FUNDRAISERS • Durrell - Half Price Entry

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9.30am - 5pm Every weekend in 1st - 11th Dec See Friday 2nd syn- December, except Christmas day opsis • FREE • Various Locations [park is closed] • £6.45 - £4.70 • Durrell

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Steve Davies Christmas Exhibition

Friday 2nd synopsis • FREE • As Part of La Fête dé Noué, Weighbridge Place 448877 jersey.com/ christmas

28th Nov - 31st Dec Original black/ Vintage and Arts Fair white drawings by Steve Davies • 11am - 5pm The fair will include FREE • Jersey Airport Arrivals Hall

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vintage fashion, antiques, linen, ‘Dunkirk • £8 • Howard Davis Park homeware, tea and cakes, and art Front Entrance, petewebb@localinspired by the past. St. James dial.com provides an ideal venue, perfectly • EXHIBITIONS • suited to this type of event • FREE • Jersey Arts Centre 700444

Rockabye

The Sound of Music

7pm Live Music • FREE • Kitty 7.30pm, 5th - 9th During 2011, O’Shea’s 887964 Beaulieu has been celebrating its Diamond Jubilee - 60 years since Open Mic the school opened in 1951. To fin7.30pm every Sun (Subject to ish off its Diamond Jubilee year in Steve Davies Christmas Change) • FREE • Chambers 735405 style, this December Beaulieu is • ACTIVITIES • Exhibition rick@rickjonesmusic.co.uk proud to present an amateur pro28th Nov - 31st Dec Original black/ duction of The Sound of Music • £7 Time Team At Mont Orgueil white drawings by Steve Davies • -£10 • Jersey Arts Centre 700444 10am - 6pm until 31st Dec See FREE • Jersey Airport Arrivals Hall • ACTIVITIES • Friday 2nd synopsis • £6 - £10 • Mont Orgueil Castle 633300 No Man’s Land: Exhibition • COMMUNITY EVENTS • 8am - 8pm until 10th Dec See FriTime Team At Mont Orgueil • FUNDRAISERS • day 2nd synopsis • FREE • Jersey 10am - 6pm until 31st Dec See La Fête dé Noué Arts Centre 700444 1st - 11th Dec See Friday 2nd syn- Friday 2nd synopsis • £6 - £10 • Durrell - Half Price Entry opsis • FREE • Various Locations Mont Orgueil Castle 633300 9.30am - 5pm Every weekend in De• FUNDRAISERS • cember, except Christmas day [park is closed] • £6.45 - £4.70 • Durrell

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Buy a Landscape, Save our Landscape

Buy a Landscape, Save our Landscape

10am - 4.30pm until 18th Dec See Friday 2nd synopsis • TBA • Cattle Street (Minden Place End)

10am - 4.30pm until 18th Dec See Friday 2nd synopsis• TBA • Cattle Street (Minden Place End)

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Santa Run (walk or jog!)

A History & Celebration - Guided Walk

10.30am A Fantastic Festive Fun Run in Jersey is looking for as many entries as possible to make the red sea of Santa’s something not to be missed. We are looking for people of all ages, shapes and sizes to come together for a community event to get us all in the Christmas Spirit. In aid of Jersey Women’s Refuge • £10 • The Freedom Tree outside Radisson to the Burger Bar and back.

Gorey Scavenger Hunt

1pm The scavenger hunt takes place in and around Gorey (it’s by foot)and ends up back at the Youth Centre where you will be able to enjoy some homemade soup and a hot drink which is all included in the ticket price. Money raised will go to the Youth Project • £3 - £5 • Gorey Youth Club

• WALKS • Behind Enemy Lines - Guided Walk

10.30am - 1.30pm every Sun until 18th Dec How it began and why Jersey was late for the liberation.

An exploration of Jersey’s War-Time Occupation visiting the War cemetery and the lonely grave. Stories of heroism and collaboration. Who made the deciding factors to many German commands? Stories of prisoners and escapees. Was Churchill right in not defending the Islands?

And, not forgetting, Jersey’s own

At Parade Gardens from

9th December at 5pmto 8th January 2012 Closed Christmas Day

Open from 10am to 10pm Adults £7 Children £6 Family (2+2/1+3) £22

In association with

10.30am - 1pm every Mon until 12th Dec Discover how the town of St Helier grew from a handful of fishermen’s huts to its present position as the home of a major international finance centre.

Amongst the places we visit are the Town Church, the Royal Square and the Victorian covered markets.

Find out how St Helier evolved into the bustling multi-cultural place it is today. Booking Required • £10 • Liberation Square 853525

Key to the Quay - Guided Walk

10.30am - 1pm every Mon until 19th Dec Much old and much new from the millionaire’s yacht marina www.iceskatejersey.co.uk to the amazing Castle Quay development. The Albert Pier has the RNLI Hidden Treasures Modern lifeboat afloat and the nearby Hyper448877 jersey.com/christmas Masters Exhibition baric Treatment Centre. Interesting 10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See Jersey Heritage Big Advent harbour furniture includes the signal Friday 2nd synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • stones, ships’ benches, Beaufort scale Calendar Jersey Museum 633300 1st - 24th Dec Every day a door plaques, steam clock: Maritime Muopens on a Big Advent Calendar seum, a new £m harbour walk, 19th All Our Yesterdays, in the Jersey Museum courtyard • century shipbuilding • £8 • Jersey The People’s Exhibition Tourism, petewebb@localdial.com FREE • Jersey Museum 633300 10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See Friday 2nd synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • Seasonal St Aubin - Guided Spirit of Christmas Market Jersey Museum 633300 10am - 8pm, until 11th Dec See Walk Friday 2nd synopsis • FREE • As 2pm - 4.30pm Head up the winding • MUSIC & GIGS • Part of La Fête dé Noué, Weigh- lanes of this pretty harbour town to bridge Place 448877 jersey.com/ see stunning views across the bay The Reasons and hear the history of the old town christmas 6pm (Subject to Change) • FREE • as you walk atop the cobblestones Chambers 735405 of the picturesque High Street, lead-

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Gorey Village and over the hill taking in views of Mont Orgueil Castle and the harbour. Prepare the mind for inspirational shopping - or just tuck in to delicious refreshments to give Soup Kitchen you strength to face the festive 11am - 2pm Soup of every flavour season • FREE • Jersey Pottery, is on the menu today as various res- Gorey Village 448877 taurants cook up to raise money for a local charity with a minimum do- Forever Autumn nation of £2.50 per soup. There will Guided Walk be a selection of over thirty soups 10.45am - 1.15pm every Tues to choose from , together with but- until 20th Dec A walk in autumn tered French bread • £2.50 • Royal and winter as the dewy morning Square meadows add mystery to nature.

Explore the valleys and pastures Carol Singing - Supporting and wooded cotils; smell and touch Gorey Youth Project Jersey’s nature in deep, glorious TBA The Potteries have kindly countryside. Pink, Jersey granite agreed to support this event by pro- farmhouses take you back to viding a glass of mulled wine and a yesteryear, and bygone memories, mice pie to those that attend, they as bubbling brooks meander the are also keeping their shop open valley bottoms adding soft sounds for those of you that would like to and contentment to this beautiful pick up a few Christmas Presents. walk • £8 • St Lawrence Church • FREE • Jersey Potteries, Gorey petewebb@localdial.com Village

Late Night Shopping at The Hospice Shops

10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See The Sound of Music Friday 2nd synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • 7.30pm, 5th - 9th See Monday 5th Steve Davies Christmas Jersey Museum 633300 synopsis • £7 -£10 • Jersey Arts Exhibition Centre 700444 28th Nov - 31st Dec Original black/ Hidden Treasures Modern white drawings by Steve Davies • • ACTIVITIES • Masters Exhibition FREE • Jersey Airport Arrivals Hall 10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See Friday 2nd synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • Time Team At Mont Orgueil Steve Davies Christmas Jersey Museum 633300 10am - 6pm until 31st Dec See Exhibition Friday 2nd synopsis • £6 - £10 • 6th - 21st Dec exhibiting some • MUSIC & GIGS • Mont Orgueil Castle 633300 colour original drawings with the Jersey Art Exhibitors Guild in their Acoustic Club The Jersey Scrabble Club Charity Christmas Art Exhibition • 8.30pm Live music • FREE • The 7pm every Tues The first three £150 - £250 • Jersey Pottery Ha’penny Bridge 733793 visits are free and we welcome players of all abilities • £3 • No Man’s Land: Exhibition Frank Tausney Windsor House, Val Plaant, Anne 8am - 8pm until 10th Dec See Fri11pm (Subject to Change) • FREE • 730409 apasturel@live.co.uk day 2nd synopsis • FREE • Jersey Chambers 735405 Arts Centre 700444

8pm every Tues Live Karaoke (Subject to Change) • FREE • Chambers 735405

ing to woodlands overlooking Mont Friday 2nd synopsis • FREE • As Plaisir • FREE • The Old Court House Part of La Fête dé Noué, WeighInn 448877 bridge Place 448877 jersey.com/ christmas

Evening Ghost Walks

7pm - 8.30pm, 5th & 7th Dec A spine-chilling evening discovering ghostly stories of Jersey’s sinister past as you embark on a nerve-jangling journey through one of the disturbingly dark corners of the island. • £7 • Jersey Tourism 448877

• EXHIBITIONS • Steve Davies Christmas Exhibition

28th Nov - 31st Dec Original black/ white drawings by Steve Davies • FREE • Jersey Airport Arrivals Hall

No Man’s Land: Exhibition

8am - 8pm until 10th Dec See Friday 2nd synopsis • FREE • Jersey Arts Centre 700444

All Our Yesterdays, The People’s Exhibition

TUE 6 • COMMUNITY EVENTS • La Fête dé Noué

1st - 11th Dec See Friday 2nd synopsis • FREE • Various Locations 448877 jersey.com/christmas

Jersey Heritage Big Advent Calendar 1st - 24th Dec Every day a door opens on a Big Advent Calendar in the Jersey Museum courtyard • FREE • Jersey Museum 633300

• EXHIBITIONS •

• WALKS •

All Our Yesterdays, The People’s Exhibition

The Story Of Gorey Guided Walk

10.30am - 1pm every Tues until 13th Dec Explore Gorey, a cheerful assortment of small businesses, restaurants and hotels set in a labyrinth of tiny lanes, and shaped by a history that stretches from the Neolithic Period to the present day.

Hear about the oyster fishing boom, how the castle was captured by treachery, and how local boy, Harry Vardon, won six British Open Golf Tournaments. Booking Required • £10 • Gorey Bus Terminus 853525

6pm - 8pm The Hospice Shops in St Helier and St Ouen will be opening extra hours so you can find that perfect Christmas present! St Ouen: 8th, 15th, 22nd, 29th Nov & 6th Dec. St Helier: 11th, 15th, 18th & 22nd Dec • FREE • The Hospice Shops, St Ouen & St Helier • THEATRE •

Ed Byrne: Crowd Pleaser

8pm, 6th & 7th Exploring subjects and situations Ed finds frustratingly maddening Crowd Pleaser, is a hilarious insight into Ed’s life. Continuing his quest to turn into a grumpy old man, whether he is talking about his cat, cake, religion or potential fatherhood, Ed is always certain to deliver the laughs in abundance • £20 • Jersey Opera House 511115

• MUSIC & GIGS • Karaoke

George & Pete, Jazz With A Tune

9pm - 11pm every Tues & Weds Live Music • FREE • Blue Note

WED 7 • COMMUNITY EVENTS • La Fête dé Noué

1st - 11th Dec See Friday 2nd synopsis • FREE • Various Locations 448877 jersey.com/christmas

Jersey Heritage Big Advent Calendar

1st - 24th Dec Every day a door 10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See opens on a Big Advent Calendar Friday 2nd synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • in the Jersey Museum courtyard • Jersey Museum 633300 FREE • Jersey Museum 633300

Hidden Treasures Modern Masters Exhibition

Spirit of Christmas Market

10am - 8pm, until 11th Dec See 10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See Friday 2nd synopsis • FREE • As Friday 2nd synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • Part of La Fête dé Noué, WeighJersey Museum 633300 bridge Place 448877 jersey.com/ christmas • FUNDRAISERS •

St Peter’s Indoor Market Buy a Landscape, Save our 9am - 3pm every Wed & Sat All Landscape sorts of goodies and treasures for10am - 4.30pm until 18th Dec See

sale • FREE • Behind St Peter’s

Walking Up A Appetite for Friday 2nd synopsis • TBA • Cattle Parish Hall Street (Minden Place End) 10am - 8pm, until 11th Dec See Christmas 0 Guided Walk Spirit of Christmas Market

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Jersey Amateur Dramatic Club Presents Lewis Carroll’s

Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass A musical play dramatised by Clemence Dane with music by Richard Addinsell

Jersey Art Centre 10th - 15th & 18th - 21st January Nightly 7.45pm Matinees Saturday & Sunday at 3.00pm Additional Matinee on 15th January at 11.00am

Special Promotion on Family Tickets for All Matinees Purchase before the 23rd December & receive up to 10% Discount After the 23rd December all Tickets return to flat rate of £15.00 each

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The Sound of Music

is required • £14 • The Bridge, Le Steve Davies Christmas Geyt Rd, St Saviour, Hosted by The 7.30pm, 5th - 9th See Monday 5th Exhibition synopsis • £7 -£10 • Jersey Arts 6th - 21st Dec See Tuesday 6th Salvage Lounge 077977 57178 Centre 700444 synopsis • £150 - £250 • Jersey claire.rondel@hotmail.co.uk Pottery

• ACTIVITIES •

Sewing Club

No Man’s Land: Exhibition

4.15pm - 5.15pm every Wed 8am - 8pm until 10th Dec See Fri- Children’s workshop run by a 10am - 6pm until 31st Dec See day 2nd synopsis • FREE • Jersey Qualified Teacher. Students will make a recycled beanbag. Creating Friday 2nd synopsis • £6 - £10 • Arts Centre 700444 their own graphics and learning Mont Orgueil Castle 633300 sewing machine skills. Sewing All Our Yesterdays, • WALKS • machines supplied • £30 for 3 The People’s Exhibition 10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See Sessions • The Bridge, Le Geyt Rd, A Brief Walk In Time Friday 2nd synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • St Saviour, Hosted by The Salvage Lounge 077977 57178 claire.

10am every Wed A gentle 1.5 Jersey Museum 633300 rondel@hotmail.co.uk hour walk from the JAAC (Jersey Adventure and Activity Centre) Hidden Treasures Modern • MUSIC & GIGS • around the Faldouet area of St Masters Exhibition Martin with Jeremy Mutter • £5 10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See • JAAC, Haute de la Garenne, St Friday 2nd synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • La Ronde Concert Band 7.30pm La Ronde Concert Band Martin Jersey Adventures 498636 Jersey Museum 633300 and Jersey Island Singers are • FUNDRAISERS • giving a Concert. retiring collection Rags to Riches - Guided will be taken for The Connétable Walk 10am - 12.30pm every Wednes- Buy a Landscape, Save our Nominated Parish Charity Funds • FREE • Town Hall 811821 day until 21st Dec We travel west Landscape to visit the beauty and wealth of the 10am - 4.30pm until 18th Dec See Island, not only of the present, but Friday 2nd synopsis • TBA • Cattle George & Pete, Jazz With A Tune way back to medieval times. Not Street (Minden Place End) 9pm - 11pm every Tues & Wed only monetary wealth, but a wealth of beauty as we explore meandering Christmas Afternoon Tea & Live Music • FREE • Blue Note country-paths and byways to vistas of Mini Bazaar extraordinary seascapes • £8 • Oyster 2.30pm - 4.30pm Stalls: Home The Reminders Box, St Brelade’s Bay petewabb@ Produce, Jewellery & Bric-A-Brac • 11pm (Subject to Change) • FREE • localdial.com £3 • Jersey Cheshire Home 285858 Chambers 735405 antia@jerseycheshirehome.je

Time Team At Mont Orgueil

A View Of St Aubin

10.30am - 1pm every Wed until 14th Dec Take a stroll around St Aubin, once the commercial heart of Jersey. Hear about merchants, benefactors, privateers and fishermen. Find out how the village grew, the coming of the first island bus service and the railway • £10 • St Brelade Parish Hall 853525

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Ed Byrne: Crowd Pleaser

• ACTIVITIES •

• EXHIBITIONS •

Dec This course is ideal for photographers who have a sound knowledge of basic photography or have attended Colin Cruickshank’s beginners course. It’s designed to enable you to get the most from your camera • £47.50 - £50 • Phillips Street, Jersey Arts Centre 700444

Repair/Remodel Your Clothes

5.30pm - 7pm every Wed Use your lunch hours profitably and get ready Steve Davies Christmas for your holiday! Come and learn Exhibition essential phrases and vocabulary 28th Nov - 31st Dec Original black/ for shopping, travel, hotel bookings, white drawings by Steve Davies • eating out and much more. No FREE • Jersey Airport Arrivals Hall previous knowledge of Spanish

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‘Lé Marchi Nouormand’ Norman French Market

10am - 8pm, until 11th Breathe in the sights and smells of Normandy with everything from home made crêpes and biscuits to cônfit and cider. Soak in the al fresco atmosphere as you browse our visiting traditional Norman French market. • FREE • As Part of La Fête dé Noué, Royal Square 448877 jersey.com/ christmas

Spirit of Christmas Market

10am - 8pm, until 11th Dec See Friday 2nd synopsis • FREE • As Part of La Fête dé Noué, Weighbridge Place 448877 jersey.com/ christmas

The Jersey Heart Support Group’s Exercise Evening

6.30pm - 7.30pm, 8th & 15th Supervised Circuit Exercises specially designed to help people of all ages who have experienced Heart related problems • £3 • L’Hermitage Hall, Beaumont

Vegas Christmas Cabaret

Dinner

7pm - 1am, Thurs, Fri & Sat until 24th Dec See Friday 2nd synopsis • £30 • The Pier, Harve des Pas Bathing Pool, 280159

8pm, 6th & 7th See Tuesday 6th synopsis • £20 • Jersey Opera Time Team At Mont Orgueil House 511115 10am - 6pm until 31st Dec See The Sound of Music Friday 2nd synopsis • £6 - £10 • 7.30pm, 5th - 9th See Monday 5th • CLASSES • synopsis • £7 -£10 • Jersey Arts Mont Orgueil Castle 633300 Centre 700444

Digital SLR Photography • COMMUNITY EVENTS • ‘Here We Come A-Wassail- Intermediate Level ing’ - Guided Walk 10am - 12pm, every wed until 7th La Fête dé Noué 10.30am - 1pm Walk through winding lanes to The National Trust’s headquarters at The Elms, to discover the mid-winter traditions associated with apples and orchards. Visit the pressoir or Cider-Press House for seasonal refreshments before returning to the Parish Church • FREE • St Mary’s Church 448877

count for all members in December.

Enjoy lunch, dinner or just a coffee or snack in the Merchant House Brasserie and members receive 10% discount • £4.50 - £8 • Jersey Museum 633300 jerseyheritage.org

• EXHIBITIONS •

1st - 11th Dec See Friday 2nd syn- Steve Davies Christmas opsis • FREE • Various Locations Exhibition 28th Nov - 31st Dec Original black/ 448877 jersey.com/christmas white drawings by Steve Davies • Jersey Heritage Big Advent FREE • Jersey Airport Arrivals Hall

Calendar

1st - 24th Dec Every day a door opens on a Big Advent Calendar in the Jersey Museum courtyard • FREE • Jersey Museum 633300

A Night At The Museum

10am - 8pm The Museum will open until 8pm and don’t forget your Christmas shopping. The gift shop, is full of unique gift ideas and quirky stocking fillers and there is 20% dis-

Steve Davies Christmas Exhibition

6th - 21st Dec See Tuesday 6th synopsis • £150 - £250 • Jersey Pottery

No Man’s Land: Exhibition

8am - 8pm until 10th Dec See Friday 2nd synopsis • FREE • Jersey Arts Centre 700444

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who enjoy painting a variety of different subjects in an exciting and 10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See expressive way. Using oils, acrylics, Friday 2nd synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • gou’che or watercolour, you will be able to develop your own artistic Jersey Museum 633300 style whilst also gaining tutor and group feedback • £85 • Jersey Arts Hidden Treasures Modern Centre 700444 Masters Exhibition 10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See • MUSIC & GIGS • Friday 2nd synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • Jersey Museum 633300

• FUNDRAISERS •

Jamie Cullem

TBA Jamie Cullum burst onto the jazz scene in 2003 with his album Buy a Landscape, Save our Twentysomething which went platinum and became the No. 1 Landscape 10am - 4.30pm until 18th Dec See selling studio album by a jazz artist Friday 2nd synopsis• TBA • Cattle in the UK. He has since released two further studio albums, won Street (Minden Place End) Artist of the Year at the BBC Jazz Awards and been nominated for Christmas Service or three BRIT Awards, a Grammy and a Remembrance & Hope Golden Globe • £125 - £300 • Hotel Jersey Homeless Outreach 6.30pm To commemorate the lives de France 0845 1770181 of those on the margins of our society who have died this year, and Suzy’s Field those for whom Christmas will be 11pm every Thurs (Subject to difficult. All are invited to attend, Change) • FREE • Chambers 735405 particularly bereaved relatives and friends • FREE • All Saints Church

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The Sound of Music

No Man’s Land: Exhibition

7.30pm, 5th - 9th See Monday 5th 8am - 8pm until 10th Dec See Frisynopsis • £7 -£10 • Jersey Arts day 2nd synopsis • FREE • Jersey Centre 700444 Arts Centre 700444

• ACTIVITIES • Time Team At Mont Orgueil

Hidden Treasures Modern Masters Exhibition

10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See 10am - 6pm until 31st Dec See Friday 2nd synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • Friday 2nd synopsis • £6 - £10 • Jersey Museum 633300 Mont Orgueil Castle 633300

All Our Yesterdays, Christmas Party Nights with The People’s Exhibition ABBALOO 10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See 7pm -1am, 2nd, 9th & 10th Dec Friday 2nd synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • See Friday 2nd synopsis • £39.50 • Jersey Museum 633300 Merton Hotel 724231

• FUNDRAISERS • Domestic Abuse Workshop

• MUSIC & GIGS •

Jamie Boylan & DJ King

5pm - 11pm Live Music & Buffet • 9am - 5pm Includes refreshments FREE • Champions 888115 but bring your own lunch • £30 £50 • St Paul’s Centre, outreach@ T.F.I.Fridays - ‘The Happy jerseywomensrefuge.org Hours’ 5pm - 10pm Open Mic - Singers, Buy a Landscape, Save our Guitarists, MCs, Poets, Everyone Landscape Welcome • FREE • Live Lounge 10am - 4.30pm until 18th Dec See Friday 2nd synopsis• TBA • Cattle Live Music At The Inn Street (Minden Place End) 6pm - 9pm FREE Tapas, Live music

by Bossa Basseline • FREE • The Durrell - Late Night Shop- Inn 722239

7pm Teams of 4 people, price ping & Dining includes a basket meal • £10 • The La Fête dé Noué Open until 8pm (Durrell shop & Glen Cowie Priory, Devil’s Hole. Val - 725919 or 1st - 11th Dec See Friday 2nd syn- Cafe Firefly), 2nd, 9th & 16th Dec 6pm (Subject to Change) • FREE • 07797 753722 opsis • FREE • Various Locations See Friday 2nd synopsis • TBA • Chambers 735405 Durrell 448877 jersey.com/christmas

• WALKS •

Live Jazz @ Roberto’s Bar • WALKS • 7pm From the energy & excitement Jersey Heritage Big Advent St Mary’s Devil - Guided Calendar of Charlie Parker & Dizzy Gillespie...

Walk 1st - 24th Dec Every day a door St Helier, The Old Quarter - to the cool of Miles Davis by the, 11am - 1.15pm every Thurs un- opens on a Big Advent Calendar Guided Walk Brian White Jazz Quartet • FREE til 22nd Dec St. Mary’s Parish is a peaceful and quiet place balanced on the edge of two-hundred foot high cliffs. Easy walking across farmland and footpaths to discover the granite cliffs of the north. Stories of the ‘jersey’ jumper unfold to the six-horned Viking sheep • £8 • La Mare Wine Estate car park, petewebb@localdial.com

in the Jersey Museum courtyard • FREE • Jersey Museum 633300

The Holly and the Ivy

‘Lé Marchi Nouormand’ Norman French Market

10.45 - 1.15pm Discover Country Ways at Christmas with a visit to the Parish Church and the Parish Hall followed by a walk through some sheltered lanes in the pretty parish of St Lawrence, returning in time for refreshments at the local pub • FREE • St Lawrence Church 448877

• CLASSES • Afternoon Painting

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10am - 12.30pm every Fri until • 7pm The Savoy, Rouge Bouillon 23rd Dec See Friday 2nd synopsis • 727521 bwjazz.co.uk £8 • Liberation Square petewebb@ localdial.com Squires Karaoke Spirit of Christmas Market 7.30pm - 11pm every Fri The New 10am - 8pm, until 11th Dec See Squires, The best karaoke in town • Friday 2nd synopsis • FREE • As Are You Free?

Part of La Fête dé Noué, Weigh- 10.30am - 1pm, every Fri until 16th FREE • Squires Pub 730510 bridge Place 448877 jersey.com/ Dec See Friday 2nd synopsis • £10 • The Cenotaph, The Parade 853525 Electric Blues Band christmas 8pm Live Music • FREE • Blue Note

10am - 8pm, until 11th See Thursday 8th synopsis • FREE • As Part of La Fête dé Noué, Royal Square 448877 jersey.com/christmas

Vegas Christmas Cabaret

• EXHIBITIONS •

Steve Davies Christmas Exhibition

Little Big Band

8pm Live Music • FREE • The Ha’penny Bridge 733793

28th Nov - 31st Dec Original black/ white drawings by Steve Davies • Tyron & Shane FREE • Jersey Airport Arrivals Hall 8.30pm Live Music • FREE • Kitty O’Shea’s 887964 Dinner

7pm - 1am, Thurs, Fri & Sat until 24th Dec See Friday 2nd synopsis • £30 • The Pier, Harve des Pas Bathing Pool, 280159

Steve Davies Christmas Exhibition

Rood Mood

6th - 21st Dec See Tuesday 6th 11pm (Subject to Change) • FREE • synopsis • £150 - £250 • Jersey Chambers 735405 Pottery

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At Durrell Wildlife Park

5pm - 8pm Friday 2nd, 9th, 16th December Come along and enjoy Café Firefly’s special Christmas menu with something for all tastes. After dinner you can browse for Christmas presents and receive a 15% discount on everything in our amazing new gift shop. Santa will also be in his grotto during these late night openings with Christmas music and other entertainment.

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work of CRY, free tea, coffee & mince pies, Father Christmas in attendance, & lots of Christmas gifts. CRY Christmas raffle will be • COMMUNITY EVENTS • drawn at the end of the afternoon Vegas Christmas Dinner - 1st prize £500 cash & lots of other La Fête dé Noué Cabaret fantastic prizes • FREE • CRY Shops 1st - 11th Dec See Friday 2nd syn- 7pm - 1am, Thurs, Fri & Sat until opsis • FREE • Various Locations 24th Dec See Friday 2nd synopsis • Buy a Landscape, Save our 448877 jersey.com/christmas £30 • The Pier, Harve des Pas Bath- Landscape ing Pool, 280159 10am - 4.30pm until 18th Dec See Jersey Heritage Big Advent Friday 2nd synopsis• TBA • Cattle • FILM • Calendar Street (Minden Place End) 1st - 24th Dec Every day a door opens on a Big Advent Calendar Christmas Film Festival Motown & Soul Christmas in the Jersey Museum courtyard • 11am - 10pm, 10th & 11th Dec Party - Family Nursing & FREE • Jersey Museum 633300 Shopped out? Take time out to re- Home Care charge your batteries and enjoy 7.30pm - 1am Includes curry served

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on the 10th at 20:00 featuring The Cantabile Ensemble & the Usual Suspects; it’s a real festive treat!

• FREE • St Peter’s Church 481805

St Peter’s Indoor Market

9am - 3pm every Weds & Sat All sorts of goodies and treasures for-sale • FREE • Behind St Peter’s Parish Hall

Get your skates on because the rink is back! Whether you’re a polished performer or a complete novice, you’ll love this opportunity to skate your socks off. Reduced opening hours on December 24th, 26th, 31st & January 1st and closed Christmas Day • £6 - £22 • Parade Gardens, The Parade 07700 878351

Christmas Party Nights with ABBALOO

7pm -1am, 2nd, 9th & 10th Dec See Friday 2nd synopsis • £39.50 • Merton Hotel 724231

• CLASSES • Kids Christmas Art Workshop

2pm - 4pm This workshop aims to celebrate the magic of the festive season by giving children the opportunity to create some wonderful Christmas crafts to decorate the family home. Please bring an apron • £19 -£20 • Jersey Arts Centre 700444

Vintage Fair

10am - 6pm The Vintage Fair at St Aubin will be selling collectable items and unique gifts from the 1900s to the 1980s. Art Deco, Art Nouveau, the Arts & Craft Movement, studio ceramics, prints, books, vintage French linen & clothing ect • FREE • St Brelade Parish Hall 07797 744848

• EXHIBITIONS • Steve Davies Christmas Exhibition

28th Nov - 31st Dec Original black/ white drawings by Steve Davies • FREE • Jersey Airport Arrivals Hall

Spirit of Christmas Market

10am - 8pm, until 11th Dec See Friday 2nd synopsis • FREE • As Part of La Fête dé Noué, Weighbridge Place 448877 jersey.com/ christmas

Steve Davies Christmas Exhibition

6th - 21st Dec See Tuesday 6th synopsis • £150 - £250 • Jersey Pottery

The National Trust for Jersey - Georgian House Museum

No Man’s Land: Exhibition

10am - 5pm every Sat until 17th Dec See Saturday 3rd synopsis • £5: Adults, £2: 10yrs-18yrs, FREE under 10yrs • 16 New Street, National Trust for Jersey 483193

8am - 8pm until 10th Dec See Friday 2nd synopsis • FREE • Jersey Arts Centre 700444

Hidden Treasures Modern Masters Exhibition

‘Lé Marchi Nouormand’ Nor10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See man French Market some of your favourite Christmas from 8.30 to 9pm. All profits to Friday 2nd synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • 10am - 8pm, until 11th See Thursday 8th synopsis • FREE • As Part of La Fête dé Noué, Royal Square 448877 jersey.com/christmas

movies this weekend for free! Just phone the box office to book a seat.

A film starts every 2 hours • FREE • Jersey Arts Centre 700444

St Peter’s Church Annual Christmas Tree Festival

• FUNDRAISERS •

11am - 7pm, 10th - 18th Dec Walk into St Peter’s very own winter wonderland as the Parish Church is lit up by some 70 Christmas trees. There are trees of every size and style, each one provided and decorated by a local school, business, club or society – it’s a dazzling display. Pop along for the Christmas Concert

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Family Nursing & Home Care (no admittance after 10.30pm) • £10 £12 • St Helier Yacht Club, South Pier. Tickets available from FN&HC on 443666 or DJ Bernie on 07700 356438

• ACTIVITIES •

Durrell - Half Price Entry

Jersey Museum 633300

All Our Yesterdays, The People’s Exhibition

10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See Friday 2nd synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • Jersey Museum 633300

• MUSIC & GIGS • 9.30am - 5pm Every weekend in December, except Christmas day Time Team At Mont Orgueil [park is closed] • £6.45 - £4.70 • 10am - 6pm until 31st Dec See Pro Bono Durrell Friday 2nd synopsis • £6 - £10 • 8pm Live Music • FREE • Blue Note Mont Orgueil Castle 633300 Christmas Event - CRY Jersey

10am - 4pm Join us at the CRY shops to find out more about the

Ice Skate Jersey

10am - 10pm, 10th Dec - 8th Jan

Pioneers

8pm (Subject to Change) • FREE • The Ha’penny Bridge 733793

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Talon - The Best of Eagles

8pm In November 2004 Melbourne, Australia the Eagles filmed the opening night of their all time best selling ‘Farewell 1’ tour. It featured all the classic hits from their timeless back catalogue including Hotel California, Lyin’ Eyes, Take It Easy, Desperado, Take It To The Limit, Life In The Fast Lane and many more plus Don Henley solo hits Boys Of Summer, Dirty Laundry and All She Wants To Do Is Dance.

• £20 • Jersey Opera House 511115

The Reasons

Spectacular Christmas Parade

5.20pm - 6.45pm Wrap up warm and brave the cold this Christmas to see one of the highlights of La Fête dé Noué, as a colourful procession of floodlit floats snake past, covered in twinkling lights. Music and dancing brings it all to life and with hot refreshments on offer, we hope you enjoy our Spectacular Christmas Parade, the culmination of La Fête dé Noué • FREE • The Esplanade 448877

• FILM •

8.30pm Live Music • FREE • Kitty Christmas Film Festival O’Shea’s 887964 11am - 10pm, 10th & 11th Dec See Saturday 10th synopsis • FREE The Lockout • Jersey Arts Centre 700444 11pm (Subject to Change) • FREE • • ACTIVITIES • Chambers 735405

SUN 11 • COMMUNITY EVENTS • La Fête dé Noué

Time Team At Mont Orgueil

10am - 6pm until 31st Dec See Friday 2nd synopsis • £6 - £10 • Mont Orgueil Castle 633300

‘Peek-a-Boo’ 3D Pregnancy Scanning Now available in Jersey

Ice Skate Jersey

1st - 11th Dec See Friday 2nd syn- 10am - 10pm, 10th Dec - 8th Jan opsis • FREE • Various Locations See Saturday 10th synopsis • £6 £22 • Parade Gardens, The Parade 448877 jersey.com/christmas 07700 878351

Jersey Heritage Big Advent Calendar

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1st - 24th Dec Every day a door opens on a Big Advent Calendar Durrell - Half Price Entry in the Jersey Museum courtyard • 9.30am - 5pm Every weekend in December, except Christmas day FREE • Jersey Museum 633300 [park is closed] • £6.45 - £4.70 • Durrell Bikes.je Morning Coffee

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Everyone welcome • FREE • The Kiosk, Victoria Avenue

Spirit of Christmas Market

10am - 8pm, until 11th Dec See Friday 2nd synopsis • FREE • As Part of La Fête dé Noué, Weighbridge Place 448877 jersey.com/ christmas

‘Lé Marchi Nouormand’ Norman French Market

10am - 8pm, until 11th See Thursday 8th synopsis • FREE • As Part of La Fête dé Noué, Royal Square 448877 jersey.com/christmas

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Christmas Fair

1st - 11th Dec This exciting new event aims to bring the Jersey community together during this festive period whilst also intending to raise money for the House charities: Jersey Hospice Care and Cancer Research. We are targeting this event at people of all ages, from all areas of the island and plan to advertise it extensively. The day will include treats such as: festive food, live music and festive cheer as well as an enormous raffle, the opportunity to purchase hand made gifts and the chance to visit stalls run by our students, their parents and local businesses • FREE • Bruce House, Victoria Collage

St Peter’s Church Annual Buy a Landscape, Save our Christmas Tree Festival 11am - 7pm, 10th - 18th Dec See Landscape

Saturday 10th synopsis • FREE • St 10am - 4.30pm until 18th Dec See Friday 2nd synopsis • TBA • Cattle Peter’s Church 481805 Street (Minden Place End)

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7.30pm every Sun (Subject to A History & Celebration Change) • FREE • Chambers 735405 - Guided Walk Behind Enemy Lines - Guid- rick@rickjonesmusic.co.uk 10.30am - 1pm every Mon until ed Walk 12th Dec See Monday 5th synopsis 10.30am - 1.30pm every Sun until • £10 • Liberation Square 853525 18th Dec See Sunday 4th synopsis • £8 • Howard Davis Park Front EnKey to the Quay - Guided trance, petewebb@localdial.com Walk • COMMUNITY EVENTS • 10.30am - 1pm every Mon until “Moonwalk” to Seymour Jersey Heritage Big Advent 19th Dec See Monday 5th synopsis Tower • £8 • Jersey Tourism, petewebb@ Calendar 11.45pm - 2.45pm ake a walk on 1st - 24th Dec Every day a door localdial.com the sea-bed. Explore gullies, cross opens on a Big Advent Calendar • EXHIBITIONS • sand bars and rock pools to Seyin the Jersey Museum courtyard • mour Tower. Discover Jersey’s very FREE • Jersey Museum 633300 own wilderness area in the compaSteve Davies Christmas ny of local guides. Revel in the stillSt Peter’s Church Annual Exhibition ness and expanse of an area that is 28th Nov - 31st Dec Original black/ Christmas Tree Festival covered twice a day by some of the 11am - 7pm, 10th - 18th Dec See white drawings by Steve Davies • highest tides in the world (40ft) • Saturday 10th synopsis • FREE • St FREE • Jersey Airport Arrivals Hall £7.25 - £14.50 • Departure Poin on Peter’s Church 481805 booking. Jersey Walk Adventures Steve Davies Christmas 07797 853033 Exhibition • ACTIVITIES • 6th - 21st Dec See Tuesday 6th • EXHIBITIONS • Time Team At Mont Orgueil synopsis • £150 - £250 • Jersey 10am - 6pm until 31st Dec See Pottery

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Friday 2nd synopsis • £6 - £10 • Mont Orgueil Castle 633300

28th Nov - 31st Dec Original black/ white drawings by Steve Davies • Ice Skate Jersey FREE • Jersey Airport Arrivals Hall 10am - 10pm, 10th Dec - 8th Jan See Saturday 10th synopsis • £6 Hidden Treasures Modern £22 • Parade Gardens, The Parade Masters Exhibition 07700 878351 10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See Friday 2nd synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • • FUNDRAISERS • Jersey Museum 633300

All Our Yesterdays, The People’s Exhibition

Buy a Landscape, Save our Landscape

All Our Yesterdays, The People’s Exhibition

• ACTIVITIES • Time Team At Mont Orgueil

10am - 6pm until 31st Dec See Friday 2nd synopsis • £6 - £10 • Mont Orgueil Castle 633300

Ice Skate Jersey

10am - 10pm, 10th Dec - 8th Jan See Saturday 10th synopsis • £6 £22 • Parade Gardens, The Parade 07700 878351

The Jersey Scrabble Club

7pm every Tues The first three visits are free and we welcome players of all abilities • £3 • Windsor House, Val Plaant, Anne 730409 apasturel@live.co.uk

• WALKS • The Story Of Gorey Guided Walk

10.30am - 1pm every Tues until 13th Dec See Tuesday 6th synopsis • £10 • Gorey Bus Terminus 853525

10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See Forever Autumn Friday 2nd synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • Guided Walk 10.45am - 1.15pm every Tues Jersey Museum 633300 until 20th Dec See Tuesday 6th synopsis • £8 • St Lawrence Church Hidden Treasures Modern petewebb@localdial.com Masters Exhibition 10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See • EXHIBITIONS • Friday 2nd synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • Jersey Museum 633300

• MUSIC & GIGS •

Steve Davies Christmas Exhibition

10am - 4.30pm until 18th Dec See 10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See 28th Nov - 31st Dec Original black/ Friday 2nd synopsis• TBA • Cattle Friday 2nd synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • white drawings by Steve Davies • Acoustic Club Street (Minden Place End) Jersey Museum 633300 8.30pm Live music • FREE • The FREE • Jersey Airport Arrivals Hall Ha’penny Bridge 733793 One Night in Bethlehem

• MUSIC & GIGS •

8pm An evening of Christmas music with Les Conteurs Singers. In aid Frank Tausney Songs for Starlight: Progres- of Headway & The constable of St 11pm (Subject to Change) • FREE • sive School of Music Saviour’s Charity Fund • £6 • St Chambers 735405 5pm Join us whilst getting into the Saviours Parish Hall 887872 Christmas spirit, as St. James is transformed into a snowy, fairy-lit, • FILM • winter wonderland! Together, we will fulfil the wishes of one special • COMMUNITY EVENTS • Winter’s Bone: Film Screenchild on Starlight’s Wish List with a ing Christmas feast of music and song.

8pm 17-year-old Ree, now the Jersey Heritage Big Advent Under 2s go free but tickets must family carer, desperately searches Calendar be obtained in advance • £9.50 for her bail-jumping, drug-dealing 1st - 24th Dec Every day a door - £11.50 • St James, Jersey Arts father, but meets only resistance opens on a Big Advent Calendar Centre 700444 from her insular Missouri mountain in the Jersey Museum courtyard • community in this understated but FREE • Jersey Museum 633300 The Reasons superbly acted thriller, nominated 6pm (Subject to Change) • FREE • for four Oscars. USA 2010 / 100 St Peter’s Church Annual Chambers 735405 minutes / Cert: 15 • £3 - £5 • St Christmas Tree Festival James, Jersey Arts Centre 700444 11am - 7pm, 10th - 18th Dec See Rockabye Saturday 10th synopsis • FREE • St 7pm Live Music • FREE • Kitty • WALKS • Peter’s Church 481805 O’Shea’s 887964

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All Our Yesterdays, The People’s Exhibition

10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See Friday 2nd synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • Jersey Museum 633300

Hidden Treasures Modern Masters Exhibition

10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See Friday 2nd synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • Jersey Museum 633300

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Friday 2nd synopsis• TBA • Cattle A View Of St Aubin Street (Minden Place End) 10.30am - 1pm every Wed until 14th Dec See Wednesday 7th • MUSIC & GIGS • synopsis • £10 • St Brelade Parish Hall 853525

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• ACTIVITIES • Time Team At Mont Orgueil

• EXHIBITIONS • 8pm every Tues Live Karaoke (Subject to Change) • FREE • Chambers 735405 Steve Davies Christmas George & Pete, Jazz With A Tune

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Exhibition

28th Nov - 31st Dec Original black/ white drawings by Steve Davies • Ice Skate Jersey FREE • Jersey Airport Arrivals Hall 10am - 10pm, 10th Dec - 8th Jan See Saturday 10th synopsis • £6 £22 • Parade Gardens, The Parade Steve Davies Christmas 07700 878351 Exhibition 6th - 21st Dec See Tuesday 6th synopsis • £150 - £250 • Jersey Pottery Tassili Wine Dinner - Cognac

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6th - 21st Dec See Tuesday 6th synopsis • £150 - £250 • Jersey Pottery

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TBA Melanie Tesseron will All Our Yesterdays, Friday 2nd synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • introduce Cognac Tesseron and also Jersey Museum 633300 Jersey Heritage Big Advent The People’s Exhibition Ch Pontet Canet of Pauillac.

Cognac 10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See Calendar Tesseron is one of the great secrets Hidden Treasures Modern 1st - 24th Dec Every day a door Friday 2nd synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • of Cognac. Abel Tesseron created Masters Exhibition opens on a Big Advent Calendar Jersey Museum 633300

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• FUNDRAISERS • 9am - 3pm every Wed & Sat All Friday 2nd synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • • £85 • Grand Jersey, 722301 or sorts of goodies and treasures for- Jersey Museum 633300 reception@grandjersey.com Buy a Landscape, Save our sale • FREE • Behind St Peter’s • FUNDRAISERS • Landscape Parish Hall • COMMUNITY EVENTS • 10am - 4.30pm until 18th Dec See Friday 2nd synopsis • TBA • Cattle St Peter’s Church Annual Buy a Landscape, Save our Jersey Heritage Big Advent Landscape Street (Minden Place End) Christmas Tree Festival Calendar 11am - 7pm, 10th - 18th Dec See 10am - 4.30pm until 18th Dec See 1st - 24th Dec Every day a door • WALKS • Saturday 10th synopsis • FREE • St Friday 2nd synopsis• TBA • Cattle opens on a Big Advent Calendar Street (Minden Place End) Peter’s Church 481805 in the Jersey Museum courtyard • St Mary’s Devil - Guided FREE • Jersey Museum 633300 • CLASSES • • ACTIVITIES • in the Jersey Museum courtyard • Hidden Treasures Modern FREE • Jersey Museum 633300

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10am - 10pm, 10th Dec - 8th Jan See Saturday 10th synopsis • £6 £22 • Parade Gardens, The Parade Sewing Club 4.15pm - 5.15pm every Wed See 07700 878351 Wednesday 7th synopsis • £30 for 3 Sessions • The Bridge, Le Geyt Rd, • WALKS • St Saviour, Hosted by The Salvage Lounge 077977 57178 claire.

A Brief Walk In Time 10am every Wed See Wednesday rondel@hotmail.co.uk 7th synopsis • £5 • JAAC, Haute • MUSIC & GIGS • de la Garenne, St Martin Jersey Adventures 498636

George & Pete, Rags to Riches - Guided Jazz With A Tune 9pm - 11pm every Tues & Wed Walk 10am - 12.30pm every Wednesday until 21st Dec See Wednesday 7th synopsis • £8 • Oyster Box, St Brelade’s Bay petewabb@localdial. com

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St Peter’s Church Annual 22nd Dec See Thursday 8th synopsis Christmas Tree Festival • £8 • La Mare Wine Estate car park, 11am - 7pm, 10th - 18th Dec See petewebb@localdial.com Saturday 10th synopsis • FREE • St Peter’s Church 481805 • THEATRE •

Carols for Christmas

6pm Sing your favourites under the stars, in the Royal Square, then head off for some late night shopping • FREE • The Royal Square 448877

The Jersey Heart Support Group’s Exercise Evening

6pm With Jonas Kaufmann in the title role, René Pape as the devil, and Marina Poplavskaya as Marguerite, Gounod’s classic retelling of the Faust legend couldn’t be better served • £15 - £17.50 • Jersey Opera House 511115

6.30pm - 7.30pm, 8th & 15th Su• MUSIC & GIGS • pervised Circuit Exercises specially designed to help people of all ages Suzy’s Field who have experienced Heart related 11pm every Thurs (Subject to problems • £3 • L’Hermitage Hall, Change) • FREE • Chambers 735405 Beaumont

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Property Search over 3,400 properties from 39 agents and see open viewing times, directions & maps every week at JerseyWeekly.com/property

Weekly Bulletin The Mortgage Shop follows the market on a daily basis and is always able to advise on the best rates and deals that are available from all lenders offering mortgages in Jersey.

The ongoing world economic crisis will continue to have a major influence on the Bank of England’s base rate of 0.50%. Economists are now predicting that the rate is likely to remain at this level until the end of 2013 at least, so giving comfort to the many borrowers whose mortgages are linked to tracker rates.

For borrowers who have large deposits when buying or home owners seeking lower rates and who have substantial equity in their property, and who do not feel comfortable with tracker rates then there are exceptionally low fixed rates for either three or five years - the market leader for this week being a five year fixed rate at 3.28% if you have a 40% deposit catch this one while you can!

We also have a discount variable rate at 1.99%, once again for those with a 40% deposit, although the maximum mortgage is £250,000.

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Interiors & Accessories Compiled by Tiffany Shales, news@jerseyweekly.com

Have yourself a colour coordinated Christmas Bright and bold at Christmas doesn’t always mean multi-coloured and glittery. This eye catching array works through contrasting colours, and the large snowflakes make more of a statement than a dozen smaller designs could.

Red Ceramic Heart Tealights £10 next.co.uk Red Candle Jar £8 next.co.uk

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Metal Bauble Tree £12 next.co.uk Christmas Tree Candle £8 johnlewis.com

Red Stag Cushion £12 next.co.uk

Christmas Noel Pom Pom Cushion £25 M&S

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“Our Business is Your Success”

EARLIER THIS YEAR, Hawksford, previously Hawksford International, commissioned a significant piece of client and competitor benchmarking, with the results informing a wellconsidered brand re-fresh, of which the new website forms a part. This brand re-fresh has recently been shortlisted for the Best Brand award at the forthcoming Jersey CIM awards.

As part of this process, Hawksford has eveloped a business philosophy ‘thinking beyond tomorrow’, which is also the company’s new positioning statement. There is an entire sub section of the website dedicated to ‘thinking beyond tomorrow’, enabling clients to understand this underlying ethos which is shared across the business. ‘Thinking about tomorrow’ encourages Hawksford’s people to think differently for clients and plan structures that will not only meet their present short-term objectives, but be flexible enough to address the future needs of generations to come.

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EARLIER THIS YEAR, Hawksford, previously Hawksford International, commissioned a significant piece of client and competitor benchmarking, with the results informing a well-considered brand re-fresh, of which the new website forms a part. This brand re-fresh has recently been shortlisted for the Best Brand award at the forthcoming Jersey CIM awards.

As part of this process, Hawksford has eveloped a business philosophy ‘thinking beyond tomorrow’, which is also the company’s new positioning statement. There is an entire sub section of the website dedicated to ‘thinking beyond tomorrow’, enabling clients to understand this underlying ethos which is shared across the business. ‘Thinking about tomorrow’ encourages Hawksford’s people to think differently for clients and plan structures that will not only meet their present short-term objectives, but be flexible enough to address the future needs of generations to come.

Led by research data, Hawksford has developed a series of sub-brand identities to ensure that both clients and intermediaries alike have a clear understanding of the comprehensive range of services and bespoke services the business offers. These include Hawksford Fiduciary, Hawksford Law, Hawksford Family Office, Hawksford Wills and Probate, Hawksford Funds, Hawksford Employee Solutions, Hawksford Media and Sports, Hawksford Advisory, Hawksford Succession Planning and the company’s Swiss offering, L-S&S GmbH. As users browse through the site, the colours and brand images change, dependent on which of these sub-brand areas the page resides in. This clear navigation makes using the site to find out key information incredibly easy, even for those who know little about Hawksford when landing on the home page.

Also featured within the site is a full database of all of the 130 staff at Hawksford, giving an in depth look into their roles and responsibilities, as well as an insight into their interests and hobbies outside of work.

The corporate brand imagery Hawksford uses throughout the site is intended to be refreshingly different to the standard corporate imagery .

Hawksford, previously Hawksford International, commissioned a significant piece of client and competitor benchmarking, with the results informing a well-considered brand re-fresh, of which the new website forms a part.

This brand re-fresh has recently been shortlisted for the Best Brand award at the forthcoming Jersey CIM awards.

As part of this process, Hawksford has developed a business philosophy ‘thinking beyond tomorrow’, which is also the company’s new positioning statement. There is an entire sub section of the website dedicated to ‘thinking beyond tomorrow’, enabling clients to understand this underlying ethos which is shared across the business. ‘Thinking about tomorrow’ encourages Hawksford’s people to think differently for clients and plan structures that will not only meet their present short-term objectives, but be flexible enough to address the future needs of generations to come.

Led by research data, Hawksford has developed a series of sub-brand identities to ensure that both clients and intermediaries alike have a clear understanding of the comprehensive range of services and bespoke services the business offers. These include Hawksford Fiduciary, Hawksford Law, Hawksford Family Office, Hawksford Wills and Probate, Hawksford Funds, Hawksford Employee Solutions, Hawksford Media and Sports, Hawksford Advisory, Hawksford Succession Planning and the company’s.

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Hot Properties: Stunning Apartments Compiled by Tiffany Shales, news@jerseyweekly.com

Luxury two bedroom apartment

Corner penthouse with wrap around balcony

A recently constructed two bedroom, two bathroom apartment situated within a luxury development on the outskirts of St. Helier. The apartment comprises; two large double bedrooms (one with ensuite shower room), large open plan living room/kitchen/diner with high quality fitted kitchen, two balconies, house bathroom, lock up store and two secure under cover parking spaces plus visitor parking.

This spacious 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom penthouse apartment is situated within a most prestigious waterfront development, scheduled for completion in April 2012. Finished to a very high standard this particular apartment benefits from top quality bathroom suites, a superb kitchen and secure allocated parking. Benefitting from many on-site facilities and concierge facilities, Castle Quay is set to become a real destination in itself.

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This extremely spacious and versatile 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom apartment will appeal to those seeking the beach lifestyle on a realistic budget, just a short stroll to the beach, bars and restaurants in one of St Helier’s most vibrant locations. Internally the property benefits from a large lounge with stunning sea views & spacious balcony, generous sized bedrooms, study/utility room, newly fitted spacious kitchen also with sea views.

Without a doubt a Pristine 3 double bedroom 2 bathroom apartment with 2 secure parking spaces balcony and views now on offer to First Time Buyers and a fantastic starter home. Presented in absolute walk in condition and a credit to to the Owners. Newly fitted bathroom flooring to enhance the 3 piece suite. Situated at Albert Pier this immaculate 3 bedroom 2 bathroom apartment offers you everything a small house would.

£425,000 Viewings by Prestige Properties - 01534 879999

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Property of the Week Compiled by Tiffany Shales, news@jerseyweekly.com

Duplex 2 Bed Apartment Situated in the centre of beautiful St Brelade’s Bay this purpose built 1st floor duplex apartment has everything to offer, only a minutes walk from your front door to the beach, high-specification, newly fitted contemporary kitchen and luxury bathroom, master ensuite, plus 2 under-cover parking spaces and additional visitor parking. £439,000 Viewings by Troys 01534 734488

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Spacious 2nd Generation Home Words // Rick Jones • Feature Design // Jon Moore

Set in an elevated position with commanding views across St Aubin’s bay, this generously sized, three bedroom house in St Helier has plenty of character. It combines a timeless design, reminiscent of Florida beach houses, with enough traditional comforts to make any family feel at home.

SITUATED IN IT’S MATURE, HILLSIDE GARDEN featuring an ample sized hardwood sun deck, this house sits atop one of the highest points in St Helier.

One of the most striking features of the exterior is the lifted annex. Accessed by the stunning wooden outside staircase, the balcony entrance leads to a selfcontained unit that makes the most of the location. The whole of St Aubin’s Bay opens up before you as you ascend the stairs, and all the ‘front’, South and West facing windows share this amazing panorama.

The main house itself features very good sized rooms and high quality fixtures and fittings. The entrance hall leads to a large (4.30 x 2.6m) living room with a fully functional fireplace for those cosy winter ‘nights in’. For those balmy summer nights, there’s a large pair of patio doors that open onto a balcony that takes in that amazing view.

The living room features original hardwood parquet flooring, and opens onto a large dining room (4.41 x 3.55m) that also features a working fireplace, as well as wall-mounted heating.

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The stylish galley kitchen (3.82 x 1.44m) features marbleised countertops, a range of high and low level units in white, with a glazed display unit. There is an integrated hob with overhead extractor, and the walls are finished in an attractive pastel tiling. The kitchen is very easy to keep clean, and has plenty of natural light.

There is a sun lounge (5.01 x 1.11m), that makes good use of the elevation and position of the house, and once again takes in the panoramic view.

The upstairs bedrooms consist of one 4.32 x 3.25m room, and a second of 4.31 x 2.67m with fitted wardrobes. An en-suite shower room (2.24 x 2.17m) with white sanitary-ware consisting of shower, pedestal wash hand basin and WC. There is a main ‘house bathroom’, with attractive tiled walls and new white four piece suite. This consists of a WC, pedestal basin, bidet and bath with overhead power shower and glass screen.

The aforementioned separate self contained unit can be accessed by the external staircase, or from within the house via an internal door.

The annex’s living room ( 3.74 x 3.41m) has a pair of large patio doors leading out onto a balcony that allows a full view of St Aubin’s bay. You can take in the bay from Elizabeth Castle to St Aubin’s fort, and the headland at Noirmont. It’s hard to imagine anything more relaxing on a Summer’s day, than watching the boats cross the stretch of water below from so high above - and all from the comfort of your own home.

The house’s third bedroom is in the self contained unit, and measures 3.98 x 2.68m. The annex washroom features a shower, WC, pedestal basin and heated towel rail.

There is parking outside, as well as a very generously sized garage built into the house. Plumbed for water and fitted with electrics, it could double as a utility/laundry room and still have room for a car.

It allows for easy car washing, and it’s entrance is semi covered by the lifted portion of the annex.

In all, this house does justice to it’s amazing location, and blends cosiness with a generous helping of summertime indulgence via the balconies and sun terrace. Truly a house for all seasons, and ideal for a family. The self contained unit could be used for extra income or make an ideal home for a retired parent, still with the option for privacy when required.

On the market for a very reasonable price, this property bears viewing. To arrange a viewing, or get more info, please contact Troys Estate Agents on 01534 734488. Alternatively, you can email sales@troysjersey.com for more pictures and information.

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Keeping Jersey Moving CALL US!

625569

sales@crespel.co.uk

07797 719146

MOBILE FAX: 01534 734033

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Detached Family Residence In St Martin

A superb family home conveniently located. The property comprises; four ensuite bedrooms, large receptions, family kitchen, utility, cloakroom, integral double garage.

St Martin, A-J Category.

Freehold. Ref: 1048.

£875,000

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Home With Income In The West

Large Family Home With Stunning Views

The property comprises; three bedrooms, two large receptions, kitchen, two bathrooms, easily maintained gardens, self contained one bedroom apartment and garage.

St Brelade, A-J Category.

Freehold. Ref: 1033.

A well maintained family home in a quiet location overlooking St. Aubin’s Bay. The property includes two bedroom main house with adjoining one bedroom unit.

Integral garage, parking and mature garden.

£739,000

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St Helier, A-J Category.

Freehold. Ref: 1022.

£675,000

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Two Bedroom Two Bathroom Apartment

State-of-the-Art Town House

Three Bedroom Family Home

£435,000

£435,000

Offers in excess of £400,000

A spacious purpose-built apartment in a landmark building in Grouville. The Apartment is situated on the second floor and overlooks Gorey and the Royal Bay of Grouville.

Grouville, A-H Category.

Freehold. Ref: 1054.

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A well finished town house with spacious accommodation including: three double bedrooms (two with ensuite shower rooms), large open plan living area with high quality kitchen.

St Helier, A-J Category.

Freehold. Ref: 999.

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A well maintained three bedroom home located within easy walking distance of the local school and shops.

The property is now on the market for the first time since construction in 1983.

St Saviour, A-J Category.

Freehold .Ref: 1045.

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Tel: 861888 info@rockproperty.co.uk

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3 Bed 2 Bath Barn Conversion

3 Bedroom Apartment, Bonne Nuit

Sydney Crill Park, Pontac

£595,000 | Freehold | A-J

£535,000 | Flying Freehold | A-J

£495,000 | Freehold | A-J

• Large 3 bed 2 bath barn conversion • Tree-lined driveway • One of only 5

• 3 Double bedrooms • First floor • Highly sought after

• Two reception rooms • West-facing rear garden

others • Quiet, rural, idyllic Ref: J1476

• Amazing views over Bonne Nuit Bay Ref: J1500

• Parking for up to 4 cars • No onward chain!

Ref: J1482

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Mews Cottage in First Tower

Beautiful 2 Bed Flat, Millbrook

£399,000 | Freehold | A-J

£355,000 | Freehold | A-J

£339,000 | Flying Freehold | A-H

• 3 double bedrooms • Large sitting/dining • Garage + parking • Motivated vendor!

• Two double beds • Open-plan reception • Designated parking

• Two double bedrooms • Immaculate interior • Undercover

Ref: J1494

• Convenient location Ref: J1501

parking for 2 • Motivated vendors Ref:J1499

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Stunning Views Across St Helier

Large Two Bed Flat With Parking

Gloucester Street, St Helier

£329,000 | Share Transfer | A-H

£269,000 | Flying Freehold | A-H

£264,950 | Share Transfer | A-H

• Large 3 bed maisonette • Designated parking • Lots of potential

• Immaculate interior • Two double bedrooms • Rented parking

• Large open-plan living • Two double bedrooms

• No onward chain!

Ref: J1469

nearby • Separate utility area

Commercial House, 2 Commercial Street, St Helier

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Ref: J1497

• Undercover parking • Purpose-built flat • Offers invited!

Ref: J1498

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St Brelade

£1,250,000 A-J

St Brelade

5 BEDROOM

A perfectly located home offering excellent further potential. Detached 4 / 5 bedroom bungalow on a large plot at the end of a select private road with sea glimpses.

Trinity

£1,150,000 A-J

3-4 BEDROOM

Situated in Park Estate away from main stream and at the end of a private drive this stunning 3 bedroom bungalow, finished to exceptional standard and offering a home that’s flows and is low maintenance.

St Brelade

St Brelade

£799,000 A-J

This is a stunning home in St. Brelade, where the vendors have brought it back to its former glory and completely refurbished it to a very high standard.

St Saviour

3 BEDROOM

New sole agents: 3/4 bedroom detached house in the sought-after parish of St Brelade. The house is in a walk-in condition.

St Saviour

£455,000 A-J

St Helier

£385,000 A-H

3 BEDROOM

Without a doubt a Pristine 3 double bedroom 2 bathroom apartment with 2 secure parking spaces balcony and views now on offer to First Time Buyers and a fantastic starter home

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£620,000 A-J

3 BEDROOM

A deceptively spacious, detached three bedroom family house nestled in the quiet close of Claremont Avenue. It is within easy reach of all the major town schools and on a regular bus route.

St Helier

4 BEDROOM

Situated on the outskirts of Town, this absolutely stunning house has been transformed by the vendors to create a home full of warmth, space, style and comfort.

£925,000 A-J

4 BEDROOM

4 BEDROOM

Rural retreat Superb and spacious Bungalow that is a credit to the owners- perfect downsize, or ideal for large family. Set in the very heart of rural Trinity.

£1,195,000 A-J

£445,000 A-J

4 BEDROOM

A stunning Victorian house situated in St Helier, with a self-contained flat that could be used as a 2-generation home or rented for extra income.

St Brelade

£300,000 A-H

1 BEDROOM

Superb location this immaculate one double bedroom apartment in much sought after location St Aubin close to beach, harbour of St Aubin and backing on to the railway walk.

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01534 481894 07797 776508

pat@lyonsestates.co.uk www.lyonsestates.co.uk St Brelade

£1,500,000 A-J 5 BEDROOM

Elizabeth Avenue, 2 Generation Home, Home With Income, Or Large Family Home.

Sought after location in St Brelade this stunning house with separate self contained unit approx 2800 sq ft of house sitting on a good size plot. Offering space, privacy, 3 reception rooms, 4 double bedrooms in addition to a superb one bed apartment opening out to sunny lawn garden garage and plenty parking.

Within walking distance to all amenities at red houses close to St Brelade’s Bay and in a sought after location plus parish plans passed and approved to extend if needed.

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prestigeproperties

Green Road Corner, St Clement, Jersey, JE2 6QA

01534 879999 sales@prestige.je or rentals@prestige.je

Three Oaks Farm, La Grande Route De St Laurent | £1,800 PCM

F E AT U R E D PROPERTY

A-J or non qualified family home A charming end of terrace, three bedroom granite cottage situated in a mews of similar properties with its own private garden, parking and together with extensive visitor parking. An ideal character property situated close to country and relatively easy travelling distance of town.

Patier Lane, St Saviour | £3,333 PCM

Les Petites Route Des Mielles, St Brelade | £2,250 PCM

Luxury family home Five bedrooms, 3 bathrooms ■■ Double garage plus parking ■■ Safe enclosed garden ■■ Stunning master bedroom ■■ A-H or J cat

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Rue Des Chataigners, St John | £2,100 PCM

Patriotic Street, St Helier | £1,150 PCM

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Spacious granite family home ■■ Four-five bedrooms ■■ Sea and country views ■■ Rural location ■■ Ample parking ■■

Beautiful 3 bed bungalow ■■ Close to local amenities ■■ Excellent decorative order ■■ Live-in kitchen/ breakfast room ■■ Safe enclosed rear garden ■■ A-J cat

Unfurnished flat Excellent decorative order ■■ Two bedrooms ■■ Fabulous outskirts location ■■ Negotiable Lease ■■ Undercover parking + store ■■ A-J cat ■■ ■■

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Bonne Nuit, St John

F E AT U R E D PROPERTY

£535,000 | SHARE TRANSFER

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tunning 2-3 bedroom, 2 bathroom quality apartment boasting exceptional views of the French coast and Bonne Nuit bay. Built less than ten years ago by Antler Properties the property offers a spacious living room with a large balcony , Master bedroom with en-suite, dining room or 3rd bedroom, 2nd double bedroom, house bathroom, fully equipped modern kitchen with its own balcony and utility. Underground parking for 2 cars and ample visitor spaces. Outside the grounds are beautifully kept with a huge communal BBQ area overlooking the Bay and French Coast.

Viewing highly recommended.

Rue Des Landes, St Peter | £725,000

La Ronde Collas, St Martin | £680,000

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2 Generation Property ■■ Stunning large Master En-Suite ■■ Main 3 large double bedrooms ■■ Separate one bed apartment ■■ Sunny south facing garden

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Priory Farm, St Clement | £435,000

St Marks Road, St Helier | £199,000

FREEHOLD Spacious detached house ■■ Recently decorated ■■ Well maintained ■■ Good storage ■■ Excellent single garage ■■ Safe rear garden ■■ Popular estate ■■ Excellent starter family home ■■

Large 5 bed family home ■■ Situated in St Martin ■■ Large enclosed garden ■■ 3 Bathrooms ■■ Master bedroom with terrace ■■ Garage plus parking for 4 cars

SHARE TRANSFER Refurbished 2 Bedroom apartment ■■ New Kitchen and appliances ■■ New bathroom suite ■■ New carpets and decor throughout ■■ Excellent starter home or investment ■■

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01534 710710

info@redproperties.je 8 Esplanade. St Helier. www.redproperties.je

Le Pre des Clicquards, St John £2,800 PCM | A-J This superior, gated development has just been completed in the heart of St John within walking distance of all village amenities including the school, pub, local shops (including Marks and Spencer) and lots of green lane country walks.

This detached corner property consists; spacious lounge/ dining room with feature double patio doors to a large private garden, attractive fitted kitchen, master bedroom with dressing area and shower room, double bedroom with ensuite shower room, a further 2 large double bedrooms (one with a Juliet balcony), house bathroom and utility room. There is an integral large single garage plus further allocated parking. Immediately available and VERY HIGHLY RECOMMENDED! Please phone for an early viewing to avoid disappointment.

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La Rue des Fosses, St Peter £2,100 PCM | A-J Just completed, brand new 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom detached house set in the heart of St Peters village, walking distance from shops, schools and other amenities. The house is superbly appointed and very well insulated. There is a good sized south facing rear garden and ample parking on its own driveway. Keys are held to view this delightful property

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Rue des Chataigniers, St John £2,100 PCM | A-J An interesting granite barn conversion offering a modern versatile home with ample accommodation for any growing family or 2 generation. Internally the property offers distant sea & country views from its large lounge with beamed ceiling and feature wood burning stove, 4 bedrooms one of which a master bedroom with separate dressing room and recently installed ensuite, fully equipped kitchen, large utility room, large dining room and a large converted loft which could make a 5th bedroom or playroom and 2 bathrooms. Outside there is an easily manageable south facing garden and driveway with parking for at least four cars. This property is vacant and offers good value! Viewing highly recommended!

Ren541

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Sandbanks, St Helier £795,000 | A-J | FLYING FREEHOLD Situated on the ground floor this luxurious apartment is one of only three. Built by one of Jersey’s leading builders the apartment abounds in luxury features. Benefitting from superb sea views there is also a large paved patio area and lawn garden. The exterior of the building is certainly in contention for winning design awards and this is further complimented by the stunning interiors.

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La Rue des Pres, Grouville £645,000 | A-J | FREEHOLD Immaculate 3 bedroom plus study semi-detached property, with exposed granite walls, wooden beams and large feature granite fire place with wood burning stove. The charm & character of this property has been maintaned whilst being updated, and now offers modern bathrooms, eat in kitchen and separate dining room leading onto the west facing garden. Close to restaurants and beach along Gorey Harbour, Good bus route into St. Helier. PRICED TO SELL.

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La Place Bisson, St Brelade £479,000 | A-J | FREEHOLD A modern 3 bedroom family house located on a popular residential close of similar properties. In good decorative order throughout the surprisingly spacious accommodation which features a large kitchen that opens to a delightful conservatory. Being on a corner plot the garden is larger than usual with well established shrubs and flowering borders. Covered Parking for 1 car, a single garage and 2 further on site spaces. This property must be viewed to be fully appreciated.

Red873

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2 GENERATION – 4 BED £1,500,000 • A-J • St Brelade

REF: 1835

DETACHED FAMILY HOME – 4 BED £965,000 • A-J • St Brelade

REF: 176

IMMACULATE FAMILY HOME – 4 BED £845,000 • A-J • St Brelade

REF: 2602

Walk in condition, high spec, large SF garden, garage, quality unit

Countryside location, large living room, modern kitchen, magnificent garden

Private driveway, double tandem garage, contemporary finish, top spec

SOUGHT AFTER – 4 BED £625,000 - £710,00 • A-J

STUNNING 2 GEN HOME – 6 BED £645,000 • A-J • St Helier

FAMILY HOME – 3 BED £550,000 • A-J • St Helier

REF: 2530 18 new 3, 4 and 5 bed town houses in St Helier, finished to very high standard

REF: 1888 Fantastic period property, separate 2 bed unit, top of the rang kitchen

REF: 2412 Quite location yet walk to town, newly installed kitchen, sunny enclosed garden

MAIN HOUSE + 2 NON QUAL COTTAGES – 8 BED £975,000 • A-J • St Saviour Situated in a quiet corner of a country parish, this period property comprises of large main house in addition 2 x 2 Bedroom cottages both non qualifications, with very good Income. The main house would benefit from some updating, With south facing low maintenance gardens, veg patch, ample parking and double garage.

REF: 2374

BUNGALOW – 3 BED £585,000 • A-J • St Saviour This three bedroom immaculate detached bungalow situated on the town outskirts deserves to be viewed. Lots of living space and a fabulous wrap around garden surrounded by well manicured trees, all amenities are within easy walking distance.

Bus stop shops, etc and also benefits from a garage plus parking for two with added parking very easy to add. Early viewing recommended.

REF: 2558

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Troys Property 23 Seale Street, St Helier, Jersey, JE2 3QG Tel: 01534 734488 Fax: 01534 759852 sales@troysjersey.com www.troysjersey.com

OUTSKIRTS OF TOWN – 4 BED £540,000 • A-J • St Helier

REF: 2607

SPACIOUS HOUSE – 3 BED £485,000 • A-J • St Saviour

REF: 2692

SPACIOUS HOME – 3 BED £445,000 • A-J • St Saviour

REF: 2713

Perfect family home, open plan living area, good sized rear garden

Semi detached, charm, character and appeal, large paved garden

Immaculate condition, eat in kitchen, garage, enclosed rear garden

APT AT FIRST TOWER – 2 BED £330,000 • A-H • St Helier

2ND FLOOR APARTMENT – 2 BED £260,000 • A-H • St Helier

1 BED APARTMENT – 1 BED £215,000 • A-H • St Helier

REF: 2715 Modern and superbly presented, large kitchen, living area & 2 parking spotts

REF: 2703 Quiet road, close to town, huge lounge/ diner and modern kitchen

REF: 2704 Fantastic town location, top floor, SW facing, garden roof terrace.

COUNTRYSIDE LOCATION – 6 BED £1,250,000 • A-J • St Saviour This fine stone lodge provides spacious living in an elegant home, with very good size rooms throughout, 5/6 bedrooms, large mature gardens plus swimming pool, outdoor entertaining space with extended countryside views. Also Benefits from a outbuilding with garage and huge amount of Parking. Close to schools and amenities.

A very adaptable home, with 2 generation aspect, easily tailored to suit your Requirements in this quiet location.

REF: 2581

NEW COUNTRY COTTAGE – 3 BED £495,000 • A-J • St Peter Nestled inside a gated community in the country parish of St Peter this stunning 3 bed home is finished to the highest specification benefiting from large open plan kitchen dinner with feature floor to ceiling glass panelled wall , luxury fitted kitchen with granite work tops,3 bedrooms 2 bathrooms (1 en suite), parking for 3 cars, large safe and child friendly garden .

The location offers easy access to all local amenities

REF: 2637

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The Property Services Directory Compiled by Mark Bradbury, sales@jerseyweekly.com

Jersey Powdercoating We can powdercoat any suitable material.

Lots of colours available from stock including metallic’s, textured, neon and also other special effect colours (ask for details). We can also powdercoat and plastic-coat on site with our new state of the art coating machine.

Outdoor Garden Furniture Railings Gates Gutters Wheels

Household Lights Radiators Light Switches Window Frames Chairs & Tables

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E-mail or call us with your requirements and we will be happy to help; with free quotes and reasonable prices.

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Gifts & Gadgets Compiled by Jason Bourgeois, news@jerseyweekly.com

Stocking Fillers...

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Spreadsheets Mug £6.99 www.firebox.com You’ll be having kittens over these ultra hip desktop cats because they meow, chime and even talk when you nudge or ‘pet’ them. Said to bring good fortune, wibbly-wobbly Yurakoros.

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Motoring Search over 700 vehicles for-sale in Jersey from 22 local motor dealers at JerseyWeekly.com/vehicles

BRIAN VALOIS CARS Contact us with your requirements for a more personal service in finding your ideal car

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Active Sport, Manual Transmission, Three Door

Automatic, 5 Door, Hatch, Electric Windows, AC, Radio/Cassette Remote Central Locking, Sunroof

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£1,995

2005

£3,995

2002

£2,995

KIA CARENS GSX 1.8

SEAT CORDOBA S 1.4

SUZUKI GRAND VITARA 1.6

Manual, 5 Door, 44,680 Miles, 14” Alloys, EC Windows

16v, Manual, AC, 4 Door, Saloon, CD, EC Windows, Central Locking

Convertible, Manual, 3 Door, 4x4, SUV, CD, 16” Alloys, Central Locking

2001

£2,750

2003

£2,995

2005

£5,995

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La Moye. St Brelade. Jersey JE3 8LN

Tel: 01534 490046 Fax: 01534 743240 See all our stock updated daily at www.jerseyweekly.com Some images may be used for illustration purposes. Please contact us for full details, specifications and to arrange a no-obligation test drive.

FORD TRANSIT CONNECT 2007

VW TIGUAN TDI SE 140 2008

FORD FIESTA TITANIUM 1.4 2009

FORD TRANSIT 260 110 LX 2008

£6,995

£14,995

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FSH, AC, CD, One Owner

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BMW 325I SE 2008

FORD FIESTAS

£6,995

£22,995

£14,995

FROM £3,995

Good Order, Semi High Top

One Owner, FSH, 7 Seats, Auto

Manual, CD, AC, Climate

6 to choose from

FORD FOCUS 1.6 ZETEC 2009

MERCEDES B170 SPORT 2008

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S TYPE JAGUAR 30LTR LUX 2000

£7,995

£10,995

£10,995

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One Owner, FSH, Auto, Sunroof

Sunroof, AC, CD, Immaculate

Low Miles, 2 Owners

BMW F800GS 2011

SMART 700 PASSION 2006

FIESTA ZETEC 1.4 DCI 2007

VW PASSAT 1.9TDI SE 2008

£5,995

£3,995

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Pure exhilaration, every day.

FORD’S NEXT-GENERATION global hot hatch is finally upon us in the form of the 2012 Ford Focus ST. The 2012 Focus ST is the first global performance vehicle developed as part of Ford’s much-discussed One Ford program. The internal program has pushed all global design, engineering, and product planning together to create one lineup for Ford’s products worldwide.

The new ST uses a tuned version of Ford’s 2.0-litre turbocharged EcoBoost inline four-cylinder rated at 250 hp and 250 lb-ft of torque. Power is routed through a six-speed manual to the front wheels, which wear 18-inch spoked alloy wheels wrapped in high-performance 235/40R18 Goodyear Eagle F1 Asymmetric 2 tires. The 2.0-litre EcoBoost takes advantage of high-pressure direct injection, a low-inertia turbocharger, and twin-independent variable cam timing to help decrease fuel consumption by a claimed 20 percent compared to the outgoing ST. The turbo four also gets a redesigned intake and exhaust system for the ST application, as well as a unique ECU calibration.

The Focus ST also receives a modified electronic stability program (ESP) with three modes. Normal mode is based on the ESP system in the standard Focus, but has been recalibrated to be less intrusive to the driver. Wide-slip mode switches off the traction control, but the system will step in if things get too far out of line. The third and final mode is all off; traction control and ESP are both deactivated, leaving only sub-features like the enhanced dynamic cornering control (EDCC) and TSC enabled.

It won’t be hard to tell the ST apart from lesser Focus’, thanks to its single-piece, honeycomb trapezoidal black grille and rear diffuser with centremounted exhaust. A new, larger rear spoiler increases high-speed stability while reducing drag. The ST will be offered in unique colors: Performance Blue, Race Red, White, and Tangerine Scream - Ford’s new signature orange-gold for the ST line. Inside, the ST receives specially designed sport pedals, steering wheel, and gearshift. Ford worked with Recaro to design unique front seats featuring a low seating position. A new rear seat uses sculpted foam to help hold passengers in place during enthusiastic driving.

The ST also gets a number of creature comforts standard, including automatic headlights, autodimming rear mirror, automatic wipers, and floor mats.

Partial-leather Recaros, dual-zone automatic climate control, heated seats, eight-way seat adjustability, and bi-xenon headlights are optional.

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VOLVO C30 2.0 R-DESIGN CD, Cruise, Climate

www.airportcarcentre.co.uk vinnie@airportcarcentre.co.uk

Airport Road, Jersey, JE3 8FP

Tel: 743234

2008 - 9k Miles - £11995

MINI COOPER 1.6

CITROEN C3 PICASSO VTR TURBO DIESEL

SKODA FABIA 3 1.4 TDI

ALFA ROMEO 147 1.6 TS COLLEZION

EC Windows, Climate

AC, CD, Alloys

CD, Climate Control, Alloys

Leather, CD, AC, Remote

2005 - 16k Miles - £9995

2010 - 14k Miles - £11995

2008 - 18k Miles - £7995

2009 - 6k Miles - £9995

VOLKSWAGEN GOLF 2.0 GTi FSI

MITSUBISHI EVO FQ300

AUDI A4 AVANT 2.0T S-LINE

ASTON MARTIN VANQUISH

6CD, Climate, 17” Alloys

AC, CD, Red Calipers

CD, Alloys, Bluetooth, Climate

Bluetooth, CD Changer

2007 - 23k Miles - £12995

2006 - 7k Miles - £18995

2008 - 25k Miles - £17995

2007 - 7.5kMiles - £89995

RENAULT LAGUNA 2.0 DYNAMIQUE DCI

AUDI A4 2.0T S-LINE CABRIOLET

AUDI A4 TFSI S-LINE AVANT

FORD KUGA TITANIUM

Auto Lights, CD, AC, Cruise

CD, Power Roof, Climate

iPod, Sat-Nav, Bluetooth

Climate, Bluetooth, Alloys

2009 - 12k Miles - £12995

2007 - 37k Miles - £14995

2010 - 4k Miles - £21995

2009 - 11kMiles - £17995

PORSCHE CAYENNE TURBO

PORSCHE 997 911 TURBO

AUDI TT 2.0TFSI COUPE

MINI CLUBMAN COOPER S

Climate, SatNav, Tiptronic

SatNav, Chrono Package

CD, AC, Alloys

Auto Lights, CD, Chilli Pack

2004 - 32k Miles - £21995

2007 - 16k Miles - £54995

2007 - 40k Miles - £15995

2008 - 24k Miles - £12995

NISSAN NAVARA ADVENTURA DCI

MINI ONE 1.4

AUDI A3 2.0T FSi SPORTBACK

VOLKSWAGEN GOLF GT TDI 150

6CD, AC, Sensors

CD, Alloys, Rem. Lock

Alloys, CD, AC, Isofix

Pro Drive Upgrade Kit

2008 - 34k Miles - £15995

2007 - 22k Miles - £8995

2005 - 21k Miles - £10995

2002 - 50k Miles - £5995

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CAR OF THE WEEK BMW x5 3.0D SPORT 6 SPEED MANUAL Deep Blue Metallic Black Leather Mileage : 40,000 Satellite Navigation Climate Control Telephone Preparation Electric Front Seats Electric Steering Column

2006

Multifunction Steering Wheel

£18,995

AND MORE...

JEEP WRANGLER 4.0 SAHARA SOFT TOP

BMW 330i SE COUPE

CITROEN C5 VTR+ 2.0 HDI TOURING

MINI COOPER S

AC, Rollbar, Towbar, Alloys

SatNav, Climate, 6CD

Turbo Diesel, CD, Cent. Lock

Cruise, CD, Sensors

2000 - 50k Miles - £4495

2007 - 16k Miles - £16995

2008 - 28k Miles - £11995

2008 - 13k Miles - £13995

CITROEN C4 PICASSO 7 SX 16V

BMW 118D 22.0 M SPORT

FORD KUGA TITANIUM

FIAT 500 1.2 CONVERTIBLE

CD, AC, Remote, 7 Seater

AC, CD, Sensors, Alloys

AutoLights, Climate, Keyless

Pink Ed., AC, CD, MP3, Alloys

2008 - 35k Miles - £8995

2010 - 14k Miles - £16995

2009 - 7k Miles - £16995

2010 - 5k Miles - £11995

BMW X5 3.0 SPORT

BMW 325i SE 3.0 CONVERTIBLE

MAZDA MX5 1.8 KENDO ROADSTER

FORD RANGER 3.0 TDCI WILDTRAK

Sat Nav, CD, Alloys

6CD, AC, Sensors

CD, Only 900 Miles!

6CD, AC, Sensors

2002 - 68k Miles - £11995

2008 - 29k Miles - £17995

2011 - 900 Miles - £13995

2009 - 19k Miles - £14995

MERCEDES E320 CDI AVANTGARDE

MERCEDES SL 63 AMG

BMW 320 CI COUPE

PORSCHE 911 CARRERA 2

SatNav, Climate, CD Player

Keyless Go, SatNav, Climate

CD Player, AC, Red Leather

SatNav, Climate, Stunning

2007 - 39k Miles - £18995

2008 - 10k Miles - £59995

2007 - 24k Miles - £14995

2005 - 27k Miles - £29995

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BAGOT ROAD GARAGE RENAULT DEALER

T: 01534 815120 BAGOT ROAD, ST SAVIOUR, JE1 1BP

National winner of Dealer of Excellence 2008

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RENAULT MEGANE DYNAMIQUE Manual, 4 Door Saloon

RENAULT KOLEOS DYNAMIQUE S 2.0 DCI Manual, 4x4 Crossover, Reduced from £16,995

PORSCHE BOXSTER 2.7 CONVERTIBLE

RENAULT MEGANE PRIVILEGE TCE

RENAULT MEGANE COUPE PRIVILEGE 2.0

Sensors, 18” Alloys, Leather, EC Windows

Manual, 3 Door, Coupe, only 6,500 miles

Sports Chassis, Handsfree Keycard, Cruise & more..

2006 • JUST £5,495

2010 • JUST £15,995

2006 • JUST £18,495

2009 • ONLY £11,995

2009 • ONLY £12,995

RENAULT LAGUNA DYNAMIQUE 2.0 Manual, 5 Door, 16v, Hatch

RENAULT MEGANE DYNAMIQUE 1.5 Ex-Demo 5 Door Hatch

HONDA CIVIC ES 1.8

RENAULT SCENIC DYNAMIQUE

Manual, 5 Door Hatch

1.6 VVT, 111 Automatic, 5 Door, MPV

RENAULT GRAND MODUS DYNAMIQUE 1.2, TCE, 100, 5 Door, Compact MPV

2008 • JUST £9,495

2008 • JUST £9,995

2007 • JUST £8,495

2008 • JUST £7,995

2008 • JUST £7,995

RENAULT CLIO INITIALE 1.6

RENAULT GRAND SCENIC PRIVILEGE 2.0 DCI

RENAULT MEGANE COUPE DYNAMIQUE

VOLVO V50 S 2.0

HONDA CIVIC EXECUTIVE 1.8

1.6 VVT 111 BHP Automatic

150BHP, Diesel, 6CD Handsfree Keycard

Cabriolet, Manual, 3 Door

Manual, Diesel, 5 Door Estate

Manual, 5 Door Hatch

2007 • JUST £7,495

2007 • JUST £8,495

2008 • ONLY £8,500

2006 • JUST £9,995

2007 • ONLY £9,495

SUZUKI GRAND VITARA SZ5 4x4, 2.4, Auto, 5 Door, SUV

MINI COOPER S CHILLI 1.6 TURBO 17” Alloys, Electric Windows, Manual

RENAULT MODUS DYNAMIQUE 1.6 Automatic, 5 Door Compact

RENAULT MEGANE SPORT TOURER PRIVILEGE

RENAULT KANGOO CAR EXPRESSION 1.6

16” Spirale Alloy Wheels, Climate, Leather, Cruise

2 Sliding Doors, CD, Underfloor Storage

2009 • JUST £12,995

2007 • JUST £11,495

2009 • JUST £7,995

2010 • JUST £15,995

2011 • JUST £10,995

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THE AWARD-WINNING RENAULTSPORT RANGE WITH VA VA VOOM AS STANDARD

Twingo Renaultsport 133 Cup

£11,030

• Cup chassis (lower riding height, stiffer springs and dampers) • 17" Renaultsport anthracite wheels • Renaultsport front seats

3 years servicing for £249*

Clio Renaultsport 200 Cup

£15,095

• Cup chassis (lower riding height/ stiffer springs and dampers) • Renaultsport 17" anthracite alloy wheels • Red painted Brembo brake calipers

3 years servicing for £249*

Mégane Coupé Renaultsport 250 Cup

£21,299

• 18" satin black alloy wheels • Cup chassis (stiffer springs/dampers and anti-roll bar) • Renaultsport PerfoHub double-axis front suspension 3 years servicing for £249*

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Finance available

• 36 months with no deposit • 48 months with 20% deposit • 60 months with 20% deposit

The official fuel consumption figures in mpg (l/100km) for the range shown are: Urban 31.4-24.8 (9.0-11.5), Extra Urban 50.4-44.1 (5.6-6.7), Combined 42.2-34.0 (6.7-8.4). The official CO2 emission figures for the range are 155-195g/km. *Service offer

covers vehicles for 3 years or 30,000 miles (whichever comes first) and is available at the point of new car registration. The service offer can be transferred to another new vehicle at no extra cost. Services must be carried out in line with manufacturer’s servicing schedule and can be carried out at any Renault dealer. Service offer valid on all vehicles registered prior to 31st December 2011.

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U S E D

V E H I C L E S

S A L E S

C E N T R E

Vauxhall Astra SRI 2010

Citroen C3 VTR+ 2010 ABS, Alarm, Alloys, CD, AC, Isofix, Immob.

12 Month Warranty, Manual, Petrol, CD, Alloys, C. Locking

£10,495 £9,795

£9,495 £8,695

£9,995 £8,995

Land Rover Discovery 2002

Citroen C3 VTR+ 2010 ABS, Alarm, Alloys, CD, Climate, Isofix, Immob.

Warranty, 4WD, 7 Seats, ABS, AC, Alarm, Alloys, CD

£5,995

£9,495 £8,995

£14,995 £9,995

Audi A4 1.8 2005

Renault Megane Estate 2005

£9,995 £9,495

£5,995

Manual, ABS, AC, Alarm, Alloys, CD, EC Mirrors/Windows

Warranty, 4WD, 7 Seats, AC, Alarm, Alloys, Immob.

Vauxhall Corsa SE 2010 Manual, ABS, AC, Alarm, Alloys, CD Player, EC Mirrors, Immob.

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Cabriolet, Petrol, Leather, Manual, AC, CD, ABS

Peugot 307cc 2008

Toyota Land Cruiser 2000

12 Month Warranty, ABS, Alarm, CD, Immobiliser

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Augres Garage, La Route de la Trinite, Trinity, JE3 5JN

Tel: (01534) 865900

www.Freelance.je

Volkswagen Polo 1.6 2008 Sport, Manual, 5 Door, 12 Month Warranty, Alarm, ABS

Citroen Berlingo 2009

Warranty, ABS, CD, EC Windows, Immob., Load Liner

Mercedes SLK 230 1999

£9,995 £8,495

£8,995

£7,995 £6,495

Kia Sedona 2.2 2009

Kia Picanto 1.0 2009

Kia Rio 1.5 CRDI 2010

Kompressor, Automatic, ABS, AC, Alarm, CD Player

ABS, CD Player, Immobiliser, Remaining Mftrs. Warranty

7 Seater, ABS, AC, Alarm, CD, EC Windows, Immob.

Manual, 5 Door, ABS, CD, Immobiliser, Remaining Warranty

£7,995 £7,495

£19,995 £15,995

£6,995 £6,395

Kia Sorento 2010

Range Rover Sport 2008

Vauxhall Insignia 2009

20,995

£32,995 £28,995

£12,995

ABS, Alloys, 4WD, 7 Seats, AC, Leather, CD, Alarm, Sensors

Warranty, 4WD, ABS, AC, Alloys, Leather, SatNav, CD

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100% electric 100% real

• RAPID chARge (80%) In As lIttle As 30 mInutes (100% RechARge In 9 houRs) • Peugeot connect sos AnD Peugeot connect AssIstAnce • AIR-conDItIonIng • ABs, esP, 6 AIRBAgs As stAnDARD • 8 yeAR WARRAnty • 4 yeARs fRee seRvIcIng

Peugeot iOn at Motor Mall Now! motoR mAll Peugeot La Grande Rue de St. Jean, St. Helier, Jersey, JE1 3US. Tel: 01534 635566 www.motor-mall.co.uk CO2 emissions (g/km) for the iOn Range are 0 (g/km) while driving.

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Derek Warwick

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OVER 100 USED CARS IN STOCK ALL FULLY SERVICED MINIMUM OF 2 YEARS WARRANTY

CAR OF THE WEEK!

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2004 • £9,995

Honda Jazz SE

BMW 335 M Sport

Honda FR-V EX

2008 • £8,995

2008 • £24,995

2007 • £11,495

Honda CR-V Sport

Volkswagen Golf

Daihatsu Sirion

2006 • £10,995

2007 • £9,995

2005 • £4,495

Toyota Rav4

Honda CR-V EX

Honda Accord EX

2004 • £8,995

2008 • £18,995

2009 • £16,995

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RECRUITMENT

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Recruitment Search over 1,000 job vacancies from 14 local agencies updated daily at JerseyWeekly.com/jobs

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Producing Professional Written Communication

• 15 NOVEMBER Workshop for Personal Assistants

• 20 OCTOBER Coaching and Mentoring for High Performance

• 16 NOVEMBER Attention to Detail Workshop

• 20 OCTOBER Stress Management • 21 OCTOBER Confidence Coaching at Work • 21 OCTOBER Managing Conflict at Work

• 12 OCTOBER Getting the best from your team

• 02 NOVEMBER Social Media Marketing

• 13 OCTOBER Time Management

• 08 NOVEMBER Assertiveness and Advanced Communication Skills

• 18 OCTOBER Producing Professional Minutes Workshop • 18 OCTOBER Effective Report Writing • 19 OCTOBER

• 10 NOVEMBER Developing your Sales Experience • 11 NOVEMBER Developing your Potential / Personal Effectiveness

• 24 NOVEMBER Making Presentations • 25 NOVEMBER Project Management • 28 NOVEMBER Interviewing Skills • 29 NOVEMBER Advanced Supervision • 30 NOVEMBER Exceptional Customer Service and Telephone Skills • 01-02 DECEMBER Train The Trainer • 06 DECEMBER Digital Marketing and Digital Footprint Management

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Appointments & Achievements Compiled by Tiffany Shales, news@jerseyweekly.com

Local professional training pays off in Jersey

The success of a talented chartered accountancy student from Jersey shows once again that the Channel Islands are a world class location to study for professional qualifications.

Kirsty Thompson of PwC CI has been awarded an Order of Merit from the Institute of Chartered Accountants in England and Wales (ICAEW) after achieving the highest marks globally in the final examinations to become a qualified chartered accountant.

Kirsty was awarded the Walton prize for scoring the highest mark in the Advanced Stage Business Change examination for the Associate Chartered Accountant (ACA) qualification, which was undertaken by over 1,500 finance professionals. The ACA qualification is recognised as a leading business and finance qualification worldwide and typically involves three to five years of combined work experience and studies.

The aim of the Business Change paper is to ensure that students can provide technical advice on issues arising in business transformations, mergers, acquisitions, alliances and disposals. To attain a high result in this exam, students must have a strong understanding of all business management and audit issues and processes across financial reporting, taxation, audit and assurance and ethics knowledge and be able to apply their knowledge to the scenarios outlined in the case studies.

Kirsty has been with PwC CI since 2007 and works across a range of accountancy areas, specialising in investment management. She commented on her award: “It is a fantastic surprise and I am really

pleased to have done so well, particularly in such a technical paper which really drew on all the knowledge I’ve built up throughout my training.”

Karl Hairon, Partner at PwC in Jersey, adds: “We are really pleased for

Kirsty. This award reflects the hard work and dedication she has put in to her studies, not only for the technical accounting papers but over her whole training contract. We work hard to attract the highest calibre students to the Islands each year - and retain them - and are delighted with Kirsty’s success.”

Speaking of ACA students in Jersey, David Garrigan, ICAEW Senior Business Development Manager, says: “It is excellent to see that

a student studying for the ACA in Jersey has won a national prize.

It really reinforces Jersey’s strong position as a place to train quality ICAEW chartered accountants... An added bonus for Jersey as a place to train is proximity to the training centre: because ICAEW students can study on island, gaining the ACA qualification is more affordable and manageable both for local students and their employers. The fact that nineteen organisations offer ACA training contracts to employees in Jersey, from large and small accountancy practices to trust companies and banks, really illustrates the quality of career opportunities locally, which are truly outstanding.”

Lincoln Miles, Managing Director at BPP Professional Education says: “BPP courses are designed with one objective in mind – to

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help students pass their exams first time. Our ‘Steps to Success’ approach is based on three key phases – gaining relevant knowledge and understanding; revising this knowledge whilst using question techniques; rehearsing questions under timed conditions. I proudly congratulate Kirsty and all of the BPP tutors who supported her.”

For more information on training as an ICAEW chartered accountant, visit icaew.com/training

Two new Associate Directorships boost the MSPlanning Ltd Team

MSPlanning Ltd is pleased to announce the recent appointment of two Associate Directors. Anthony Farman and Matt Cornic have both been with the business for three years and their promotions recognise their unique skill sets and integral roles within the company.

MSPlanning Founder and Director Mike Stein says these appointments are evidence of the ongoing development of the thriving business and recognise the market demand for planning and architectural expertise. He explains, “We continue to monitor and respond to the

requirements of customers. The appointment of Anthony and Matt at Associate Director level is testament to our commitment to delivering best practice, particularly in response to the recently released Island Plan and the ongoing changes to rules and regulations. We see these promotions as recognition of our unique mix of planning, conservation and architectural services which provides a full service offering for both our corporate and residential clients.”

Anthony Farman is responsible for the project management of all major planning projects. A chartered planner with eight years professional experience, Anthony previously spent eight years working for the States of Jersey Planning Department, rising to Senior Planner. He therefore has an invaluable understanding of the intricacies of the Jersey planning system and is fantastically placed to ensure the smooth running of applications. Together with Director, Mike Stein, Anthony presents projects to the Planning Minister and Planning Applications Panel.

Matt Cornic joined the team in 2008 as a Senior Technician, he is qualified as a member of the Chartered Institute of Architectural Technologists and has 13 years post qualification experience. Matt heads up the technical services division at MSPlanning and prides himself on accurate and detailed design along with a very good knowledge of the Jersey Building Bye-Law regulations and a good understanding of the planning process. As part of his new role, Matt will also take responsibility for marketing and website development.

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Rowlands Recruitment Trinity House, Bath Street, St. Helier JE2 4ST

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MUSIC, THEATRE & ARTS

Issue 109, Friday, 2nd December 2011

Music, Theatre & Arts Compiled by Tiffany Shales, news@jerseyweekly.com

A Touch of Emerald Essence “Made of stuff which stirs the soul” The Stage

Essence of Ireland will perform at Jersey Opera House on Friday 2nd & Saturday 3rd at 8pm. Tickets are priced between £17 and £24 with concessions £2 off.

To book either come in person, call the Box Office on (01534) 511 115 or book online at www.jerseyoperahouse.co.uk

Handel’s Rodelinda

Far from a quiet evening of gentle Irish ballads, expect a highvolume, quick-fire compendium of song and dance as Essence of Ireland storms onto the Jersey Opera House stage on Friday 2nd & Saturday 3rd December.

Acclaimed to be ‘entirely unique’ ‘highly recommended,’ this colourful, exciting melding of Pogues-style raucousness and Riverdance-inspired agility makes this brand new touring show bigger and better than ever.

After a hugely successful 2010 tour, Essence of Ireland is back, combining breath-taking routines and music, cleverly interwoven to tell an uplifting tale. The story is that of Sean Dempsey and Coro McGowen, who meet in Ireland in the 1940s, but are forced apart when Sean moved to New York to find work. The moving plot depicts the letters sent between the two during their time apart.

Performed by a cast of some of the Emerald Isle’s finest dancers and singers, decked in dazzling costumes, and a live band of talented musicians, Jersey audiences will be swept along on a craic of journey told by both modern and traditional songs including You Raise Me Up, Galway Girl, Carrickfergus, and Song for Ireland, to name a few.

Essence of Ireland captures the true spirit of Ireland with a kaleidoscope of colours and a backdrop of extremely infectious high-octane live music and stunning choreography. The cast is led by principal vocalist, Ged Graham who has an extensive repertoire and 25 years of industry experience.

“If you like Riverdance, Lord of the Dance and Spirit of the Dance, you will love this show because it’s even better!”

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Handel’s Rodelinda with be screened at the Jersey Opera House on Sunday 4th December as part of The Metropolitan Opera: Live in HD series.

The composer’s baroque showcase, which will be shown from 6pm, is an opera seria in three acts based on the life of a seventhcentury queen of Lombardy, Rodelinda.

The opera, in which Rodelinda’s love for her exiled husband remains steadfast despite the romantic and political machinations of his enemies, includes some of Handel’s most extraordinary arias and duets.

In brief, Rodelinda, the Queen of Lombardy, is being kept in the palace by Grimoaldo, the Duke of Benevento, who has usurped her husband, King Bertarido, in battle. Bertarido has fled and is believed to have died in exile, but sends word to his friend Unulfo that he is alive and in hiding near the palace. Grimoaldo is betrothed to Bertarido’s sister Eduige, and though she loves him and he returns her affection, at least at first, she keeps putting off the wedding.

Renée Fleming reprises her celebrated performance as the title character for the third time after first assuming the role in the Met’s 2004 premiere. The soprano said:

“There’s something about Handel that feels modern. When I really looked closely at the Handel repertoire, this was one of the most interesting parts for me. She’s a powerful woman—her character wins the day. There were just so many aspects to the character that interested me.”

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Other cast members include rising countertenor Englishman Iestyn Davies who debuts as the King’s faithful friend Unulfo, Andreas Scholl as the exiled king Bertarido, Stephanie Blythe as his sister Eduige and, in Met role debuts, Joseph Kaiser sings usurper Grimoaldo and Shenyang the corrupt royal advisor Garibaldo.

Baroque specialist Harry Bicket will conduct the production revival. The conductor made his Met debut leading the 2004 premiere, and has since conducted Met revivals of Handel’s Giulio Cesare and Mozart’s La Clemenza di Tito. He is also the director of The English Concert, a Baroque orchestra that uses period instruments and tours throughout the United Kingdom and the United States.

The opera, which is approximately four hours and fifteen minutes in duration, will be transmitted live as part of The Met: Live in HD series, now seen in more than 1,600 movie theaters in 54 countries around the world, including Jersey Opera House.

Tickets are from £17.50 with concessions £15. To book either come in person, call the Box Office on 01534 511115 or book online at www.jerseyoperahouse.co.uk

Jersey Live Presents... The Pigeon Detectives! Friday 23rd December 2011 at the Radisson Hotel

Jersey Live 2007 saw The Pigeon Detectives play alongside The Fratellis and Kasabian, and now we invite you to see them in a unique setting at The Radisson. Their new album, ‘Up Guards And At ‘Em!’ has recently been released and no doubt we can expect that they’ll take the Jersey Live crowd to Indie heaven and back again on 23rd December with tracks from that and a set list crammed with classics...

In a recent review by NME, The Pigeon Detectives are described as, “One of Britain’s most fashionable bands (...) They look set to outlast the Indie boom years that spawned them.” Bands like The Pigeon Detectives will always deliver, after a three-year break, crowds at a recent live gig in Liverpool blogged that “The crowd erupted into chants of ‘We want more, we want more’, proving

how entertaining they are and how much they are loved by their fans. Of course they obliged and treated the audience to an encore of ‘What You Gonna Do’, a track from their upcoming album. ”

This event is no one hit wonder - we will now be bringing you Jersey Liveness all year round from here on in... Supporting the scene 12 months of the year - top acts, support from local talent and a new and unique setting to host the Jersey Live spirit!

Supporting The Pigeon Detectives will be the formidable force of local acoustic act, Rick Jones and there is another live spot yet to be filled in the support line up too; we’ll keep you posted...

Jersey Live favourite, DJ Pip Robinson will be keeping the crowd swagger happy with his Indie classics set all through the interludes and all around the edges!

Tickets On Sale Now! Note these tickets will be pecked up quicker than you can say ‘tuppance a bag’...

Jersey Live are pleased to announce that they are launching the first of many live nights due to take place at The Radisson.

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The Pigeon Detectives are to take the opening slot at this first event at the hotel, so the Jersey Live crowd is invited to take a dip into something new from the Jersey Live Team and join us at The Waterfront for a Massive Christmas Party Special with Indie legends, The Pigeon Detectives!

*This event is strictly over 18yrs only and ID is essential.

The Pigeon Detectives were a coup booking by Jersey Live organisers back in 2007, when the Leeds based band were just erupting onto the Indie music scene: they fast became one of the coolest bands of the year in British music when an early version of their debut album, ‘Wait for Me’ leaked to underground music download sites across the internet. The album charted straight in at Number 3 on the UK Top 40, achieving Gold status soon after release. The band went on to support Dirty Pretty Things, Kaiser Chiefs and release a string of albums and play a plethora of festivals.

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The Charleston Charlies Oscar Bernhardt presents The Charleston Charlies! Playing popular hits from the roaring 1920s. Enjoy this visit to an era of wonderful nonsense, quirky original music and cheerful entertainment.

The Charleston Charlies will be performing for The Jersey Arts in Health Care Trust.

The trust believes that feeling better is part of getting better. Some people have limited access to the arts because of health, mobility or special needs.

The Jersey Arts in Health Care Trust was founded in 1993 by a group of likeminded individuals who believed there was a need to make the arts available to everyone. Interaction and participation are fundamental to the Trust’s activities, which encompass every aspect of the arts.

Each year the Trust organises 200 performances in Jersey hospitals, day centres and residential homes by musicians specially chosen for their skills in communication. In partnership with Music in Hospitals they organise concert tours, subsidise the cost of the performances and meet the general expenses.

This month’s performance on behalf of the trust is The Charleston Charlies. Kidnapped by aliens from the Savoy ballroom in 1929, the Charleston Charlies reappeared on the streets of Manchester in 2007 having aged not one jot and still playing their and quirky 1920’s hits. Their affectionate 1920’s pastiche delights and delects its way through an era of prohibition, speakeasies and mob violence, when the jitterbug was scandalous, flappers bobbed their hair and raised their skirts and a damn good time was to be had by the reckless and young at heart.

The band play upbeat, high-energy songs and the odd heartfelt ballad, with a decidedly humorous spin and a driving mixture of American and British influences reflecting the unique spirit of the time.

The Charleston Charlies inspiration is the music of phonographs, Broadway shows and vaudeville. Music by Oscar Hammerstein, Gershwin, Richard Rodgers and Lorenz Hart, performed and made famous by Al Jolson, Al Bowly, Bing Crosby, Ambrose, Paul Whiteman and the many hotel ballroom orchestras of the 1920s and 1930s.

The Charleston Charlies will perform a delightful pastiche of 1920s and 1930s music, in character and in costume, on Friday 9 December at 8pm. The boys play upbeat, high-energy songs and the odd heartfelt ballad, with a decidedly humorous spin and a driving mixture of American and British influences reflecting the unique spirit of the time.

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The show takes place on Friday 9 December at 8pm at St. James. Tickets cost £10 (£8.50 members) and are available from the Jersey Arts Centre. Call the box office on 01534 700444. All proceeds go to The Jersey Arts in Health Care Trust.

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Although you may know Irish comedian Ed Byrne from his television appearances, he cut his teeth - figuratively speaking - in front of a live audience. His natural ability to strike up a rapport with even the most hardened hecklers earned him a nomination for the prestigious Perrier Comedy Award in 1988. Thirteen years on, and that ability is honed to an edge that belies his shaggy haired, self effacing image. This razor sharp wit has seen him pack International venues to capacity. With this in mind, his latest tour, entitled; ‘Crowd Pleasers’ should offer just what it says on the poster!

Even impish comedians grow up. It’s unavoidable really, as it happens to us all. Ed Byrne, he of the Irish brogue and shaggy mane of hair, that you have probably seen on ‘Mock the Week’ and ‘Have I Got News for You’, is no exception.

Whilst he may be just a few years older than the ‘grungy teenager’ he played on the TV show Father Ted, he hasn’t lost the whimsical ability to view the world as a funny old place.

The recent arrival of his first born son is a good case in point. His ability to see the funny side of his wife’s pregnancy - thankfully for Jersey audiences - didn’t see him hit with a barrage of household objects, but gave him some great material.

“I couldn’t wait to be a father” deadpans the Irish comic.

“I was desperate to get my wife back! The first three months of her pregnancy were like living with an alcoholic – ‘I feel sick, I need a wee, get out of my way!”

It’s this observational ability that makes Ed such a great guest on the TV panel shows mentioned above. He’s not afraid to turn that observation on himself, either; for instance, he recently ‘came out’... as being a nerd.

It’s lucky for us Jersey fans then, that he’s chosen to come to the Opera House on the 6th and 7th December and do what he loves best. This particular show has been touring the UK, plus a month long run at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival with the kind of crowd numbers and accolades that most comedians could only imagine in their wildest dreams. Just look at the reviews; “Comedy’s holy grail.... Go see!”

The Sunday Times “Byrne is a crowd pleaser in the best sense: original, distinctive and humorous” The Guardian “Crowd Pleaser does precisely what is says on the tin” London Evening Standard “A show full of top –class observational humour….A great comedian making the simple sublime, Byrne gives his audience exactly what they want” Edinburgh Evening News “Superior stand up from the nerd next door” Glasgow Herald

He points out that he really had no choice, as ‘Ed Byrne’ is an Anagram of ‘Be Nerdy’;

“Ed Byrne is on top form” Time Out London

“That in itself doesn’t prove that I’m a nerd, but the fact that I worked it out does!”

“It’s joke making of the highest order” The Arts Desk

His routine is ever changing and evolving, and although the same theme runs through each performance in each tour, Ed’s observational skills and timing usually find him off on tangents with hilarious results.

“Hilarious anecdotes!....l assure you Ed Byrne is one comedian you should DEFINITELY see” Edinburgh Festivals Magazine

“When you’re on stage, you keep finding new lines. You keep getting better and improving, which is, of course, the same thing!”

“You get this unrivalled buzz from playing live”, says the roguish, if self admittedly nerdy Irishman.

“It’s the only time when I feel I know what I’m doing and am in control of everything. Think of the way I put down hecklers on stage – I’d never talk to anyone like that in real life!”

“It’s better, I think, to be a crowd pleaser than a crowd ‘disappointer’, or crowd annoyer”, quips Ed, on his video teaser trailer for the DVD that was filmed over the beginning of this tour. We don’t think he has anything to worry about on that count. Come along and decide for yourselves!

Performances on either night begin at 8pm.

Tickets are £20. To book either call in, in person or call the Box Office on 01534 511 115 or book online; www.jerseyoperahouse.co.uk

“I imagine it’s the same if you’re a champion skier bombing down the mountain at one-hundred miles an hour - everything else seems irrelevant. The comedian Adam Bloom calls it, ‘Life Fright’. That means you’re happy on stage, but everything else feels intimidating. That’s absolutely right. Live comedy feeds your soul - I just love doing stand-up.”

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The Christmas Film Festival.

Fancy a break from Christmas Shopping? Need something to get you in the festive spirit? Head down to The Christmas Film Festival for a chance to see all your favourite festive films.

The Christmas film festival returns this year with a series of Christmas classics to suit all ages. As part of the Fete de Noue the Jersey Arts Centre is screening a selection of films on Saturday 10th and Sunday 11th December all free of charge. All you need to do is call the box office on 700444 or call in person to book a seat, then enjoy Christmas at the movies.

Saturday 10th December

Sunday 11th December

11:00 – The Polar Express This is the story of a young hero boy on Christmas Eve who boards on a powerful magical train that's headed to the North Pole and Santa Claus's home. What unfolds is an adventure which follows a doubting boy, who takes an extraordinary train ride to the North Pole; during this ride, he embarks on a journey of self-discovery which shows him that the wonder of life never fades for those who believe.

11:00 – Disney’s A Christmas Carol An animated retelling of Charles Dickens' classic novel about a Victorian-era miser taken on a journey of self-redemption, courtesy of several mysterious Christmas apparitions.

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13:00 – Jingle All the Way A harried father decides to dream the impossible dream, to get that year's hot toy for his son just before Christmas Day.

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15:15 – White Christmas A successful song-and-dance team become romantically involved with a sister act and team up to save the failing Vermont inn of their former commanding general.

17:30 – The Muppet Christmas Carol The Muppet characters tell their version of the classic tale of an old and bitter miser's redemption on Christmas Eve. 20:00 – Joyeux Noël On Christmas Eve during world War I, the Germans, French, and Scottish fraternize and get to know the men who live on the opposite side of a brutal war, in what became a true lesson of humanity.

13:00 – Fred Claus Fred Claus, Santa's bitter older brother, is forced to move to the North Pole.

15:15 – The Bishop’s Wife A bishop trying to get a new cathedral built prays for guidance. An angel (Cary Grant) arrives, but his guidance isn't about fundraising.

17:30 – Nativity This Christmas, primary school teacher Paul Maddens is charged with producing the school's nativity play.

Competing against the posh rival school for the honor of best reviewed show in town, the stakes are raised when Paul idly boasts that his ex-girlfriend Jennifer, a Hollywood Producer, is coming to see his show with a view to turning it into a film.

20:00 – It’s a Wonderful Life An angel helps a compassionate but despairingly frustrated businessman by showing what life would have been like if he never existed.

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The Jersey Film Society present a screening of Winter’s Bone. Set in the unfamiliar hillbilly gangster culture of the Ozark Mountains, Missouri, Winter's Bone is the powerful and superbly acted story of teenager Ree's desperate search for her bail-jumping father.

The Jersey Film Society season runs from September to June each year. They aim to show approximately seventeen movies during that time.

This means there is a screening roughly every three weeks. Membership benefits include not only free entrance to all the film screenings but also Cineworld have granted them a concession for their films being shown from Monday to Thursday each week of two adult tickets at a student rate.

The Jersey Film Society’s next screening is Winter’s Bone directed by Debra Granik. The film tells the story of Ree Dolly who is 17 years old. Her mother is depressed and her father is absent and has spent countless times in jail. Ree takes responsibility for keeping her family together in a poor rural area. The local Sheriff informs Ree that her missing father put

up their house as collateral for his bail. They have one week for him to show up for his trial otherwise the family loses everything. The father, Jessup, is involved in the local drug trade and manufactures crystal meth.

Ree tries to search for him but everywhere she goes the message is the same, “stay out of it and stop poking your nose in other people’s business.” Her father’s brother, Teardrop, tells her he’s probably been murdered but she refuses to listen. She pushes on, putting her own life in danger, for the sake of her family until the truth, or enough of it, is revealed.

Where choosing films is concerned The Jersey Film Society have a subcommittee responsible for drawing up the initial long list of suitable titles they have come across over the previous twelve months. In addition the society asks their Patrons, President

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and members for their film suggestions. The list comprises of thirty or more titles because obtaining a licence for public screenings isn’t always as easy as it seems. Even though a particular title will be available to purchase on DVD in the shops or online, it doesn’t mean they can show it to their members as copyright laws prevail.

Accordingly, they track down the copyright holders, apply for a licence and pay a hefty fee.

Their policy over past years has been to have as varied a programme of films as possible. They screen a large number of foreign language titles since there is no other venue in Jersey covering these. All topics, languages, and genres are given equal consideration.

Carol Preston of the Jersey Film Society said “We sincerely believe there is a considerable difference

between experiencing a film being projected on a large screen as compared to seeing it on the television at home with all the domestic distractions this entails. Sometimes it totally transforms one’s opinion and appreciation of the movie.”

Membership to the Jersey Film Society is open to anyone aged 18 or over and there are three classifications: Student (i.e. in full-time education) £18.00 p.a.

Single adult £29.00 p.a.

Joint adult £48.00 p.a.

Winter’s Bone, (Cert 15) will be screened at St James on 12th December at 8 p.m.

Tickets are available from the Jersey Arts Centre.

If you are not a Jersey Film Society member then tickets cost £5 for adults and £3 for Students.

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Songs for Brightening the lives of seriously and terminally ill children St James’ will be transformed into a ‘Christmas starlit night’ theme, with fairy lights, snow, a huge Christmas tree and shooting stars over head! Songs for Starlight is in aid of a young Guernsey boy, by the name of Alex, who has cystic fibrosis and who asked the Starlight Children’s Foundation to grant his wish to go to Lapland with his family.

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The show is being performed by The Progressive School of Music. The school has 200 pupils 40 of which are pianists and 70 who are singers who will be performing at the show, aged between six years old and sixty.

The show is in aid of Starlight Children’s Foundation who grants wishes to seriously and terminally ill children.

Young Alex has cystic fibrosis. The life expectancy of people with cystic fibrosis is very early 30’s. Leila Begg principal and owner of The Progressive School of Music comments

“if we can raise £4,500, then Alex will go to Lapland with his family this Christmas, which will give him a break from the daily unpleasantness of his condition and give his family some wonderful memories.”

Leila further comments; “If we can do that, then that’s all the Christmas presents I need and one way or the other, we will raise that money!” Pupils of the school have also been holding bake sales, donating superb raffle prizes and dress down collections and then there is all of the funds raised from ticket sales to the show.

The pianists will be playing well known Christmas carols and Christmas pop songs most of the arrangements will be blues, jazz or contemporary, with varying levels of ability from beginners, up to students of Grade Eight standard.

There are soloists, duets and even eight, 7 year olds who only started piano in

September, playing Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer on three pianos ... all at the same time!

The singers, who follow the Rock School syllabus, will be singing Christmas songs in Gospel, Pop, Rock and Country styles. They have their lessons in groups of eight to ten and will be performing in those small groups. The youngest singers are just 7 and will be singing Mele Kalikimaka - which means Merry Christmas in Hawaiian - wearing Hawaiian grass skirts!

The show opens with all 70 of the singers, singing a Gospel song and this is the only time each group comes together to perform as a choir. The songs vary hugely, from youngsters singing ‘Nuttin’ for Christmas’ to the adults, singing complicated harmonic arrangements. There is even an appearance from Santa himself!

Leila Begg says; “We as a school, have raised more than £30,000 over the years for various charities, but Starlight is the one to which we seem to return to regularly.”

The show is at St James’ on Sunday December 11th at 5.00pm and will last for about two hours. The audience is made up friends and family of our pupils but everyone is more than welcome to attend. Tickets are available from the Jersey Arts Centre and cost £11.50 and everyone is treated to mulled wine and mince pies as they arrive to get them in the Christmas Spirit!

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One lucky band or artist, under the age of 18 is going to win the chance to tour across the Channel in the UK‌ Playing to new crowds in new places.

Tour School is looking to select one band and one acoustic act (solo or duo) to take to England in the first week of April 2012!

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La Motte Street is renowned for fostering a positive perspective on Jersey’s musical youth - Ivor Richards, who is at the helm of the projects on offer at La Motte Street, has recently announced the newest project at the St Helier youth centre.

Tour School is possibly one of the most exciting opportunities for the young musos at La Motte Street. Winners of the Tour School competition will head off to the UK to tour, playing a minimum of 8 gigs in a host of different venues.

The experience is going to be invaluable for these local budding musicians; coming into contact with other bands, learning interview techniques and being given rehearsal and performance opportunities in order to help them prepare for their future.

Winners of the Tour School competition will be selected through an audition process.

Saturday 17th December will see auditions take place behind closed doors at La Motte Street where a judging panel will ask the entrants to play a couple of songs and then undertake an interview to determine that the band/artist understand the nature of the prize – it is important that the winner is suitable to represent Jersey on a trip off the Island.

We spoke to Ivor Richards at La Motte Street to get the lowdown on the exciting new project…

Who came up with the Tour School idea and how does the whole thing work in terms of financing?

Just what will the judges be looking for from these acts and artists?

Tour School has been my initiative as a Senior Youth Worker and came about because I was aware of the limitations of Jersey venues when young bands were trying to build a portfolio of experiences.

We are going to let judges have a free hand at the auditions. The criteria I want us to focus on is not so much the current level of skill but the potential they have to put together a robust and exciting piece of entertainment to show off Jersey’s best.

We have witnessed many bands migrate to England from Jersey, for better or worse, and my hope is Tour School will bring about early experiences that will either inspire bands to build the Jersey music scene or ward off Jersey talent from leaving the island!

In the New Year we hope to start approaching local charitable organisations and business sponsors to get behind Tour School and support us financially.

Give us your opinion on the effort and ability of the young people at La Motte Street…

We are also looking to rely on host youth organisations in England to support us arranging gigs, providing transport and identifying appropriate accommodation. In the summer we are hoping to see some of those musicians and youth organisations come over to Jersey and contribute to some local events, Junior Battle of the Bands and undertake some recording in the new studio.

Since I have been at La Motte Street I have watched so many young people develop their creative skills. Although La Motte Street has a heavy musical bias, there are many dancers, actors, photographers and artistic young people that hone their skills at the Centre.

I am most proud of those who have gone on to join our staff teams and crew, or those young people who return from University and spend their holidays coaching other young people on the Rock, Gig, Song and Stage Schools.

Young people are really excited – but also a little nervous! It’s quite a step from playing in local known venues to upping sticks and taking your musicians and material to much larger audiences, much larger venues and potentially more critical audiences.

La Motte Street is always looking to lay out new and challenging opportunities for creative young people and invest in building a solid foundation of knowledge and talent amongst our youth population.

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Year on year new young people come along and the advent of the Acoustic Nights and DJ nights at Jersey Junior Battle of the Bands is testament to the broadening range of genres La Motte Street hosts.

There is nothing better than showing off talented young people out on stages in the community supporting the notion that the majority of young people here are a real asset to the diversity, culture and creativity of Jersey. Long may it continue!

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We also want to make sure our chosen musicians are great ambassadors for the Island are will reinforce the message that Jersey truly can produce some of the best young musicians in the UK and with the right attitude.

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Eating In

by Jon Moore, news@jerseyweekly.com

Lasagne, Ready within 2 hours, Serves 6-8 people

• Oil, to fry • 450g/1lb lean beef mince • 1 onion, finely chopped • 1 red pepper, seeds removed, finely chopped • 1 green pepper, seeds removed, finely chopped • 150g/5oz St George mushrooms, sliced • 200g/7oz tomato purée

• 2 bay leaves • 2 x 400g/14oz tin chopped tomatoes • 1 tsp dried thyme, parsley and oregano • salt and freshly ground pepper • 300g/10oz dried pasta sheets • 300g/10oz cottage cheese • 150g/5oz grated mature Cheddar cheese

1. Preheat the oven to 180C/350F/Gas 4 and grease a 25cm/10in x 20cm/8in baking dish.

2. Heat a dash of oil in a large heavy-based frying pan over a high heat. Fry the mince until browned all over. Remove the mince from the pan.

3. Add another dash of oil to the pan over a medium heat. Gently fry the onion, peppers and mushrooms until soft.

4. Add the mince back into the pan together with the tomato purée and bay leaves. Cook for a further five minutes.

5. Add the tomatoes and herbs, and bring to the mixture to the boil. Simmer for at least 30 minutes and season to taste with salt and freshly ground black pepper. Lastly, remove the bay leaves.

6. Line the base of the baking dish with pasta and cover with about one-third of the mince mixture.

Place teaspoonful amounts of cottage cheese across the mince, in order to use up one-third of the cheese.

7. Repeat Step 6-7 two further times and finally cover the lasagne with the grated Cheddar. Bake in the over for 45 minutes to one hour, or until golden-brown and bubbling on top.

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Eating Out

by Jon Moore, news@jerseyweekly.com

Restaurant de la Poste, 59 King Street, St Helier • 01534 871071

Restaurant de la Poste is one of Jersey’s most authentic restaurants - staying true to it’s roots it serves up some of the finest, classic French dishes this side of the Channel.

It has been run by the lovely Lorraine and husband Hans for two years now, some of you may know Hans as the Head Chef at Bistro le Rocq. They have done a fantastic job of completely transforming the wine list from a menu full of heavy wines to a fresh new approach with lots of new world wines that compliment the food beautifully.

The food, as you’d expect, is all freshly sourced from local farmers and fishermen. Their specials menu changes with the seasons - look out for game this winter, it’s going to be delicious.

Having never eaten in Restaurant de la Poste I was pleasantly surprised to see somewhere so quaint in St Helier as it boasted Tiffany light shades, exposed wooden beams and really intimate surroundings.

The Menu is extensive and the choice is quite remarkable - Hans is clearly showing off his skills here! I was immediately drawn to the Carpaccio and my guest went for scallops wrapped in bacon with a garlic butter sauce.

The peppery Carpaccio melted in the mouth and seemed to disappear with in a few seconds of chewing, while the scallops were beautifully cooked - smooth in texture and complimented beautifully by the saltiness of the bacon and the garlic butter.

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Our mains were equaled by the starters. I had Veal Marsala, these were tender melt in your mouth veal pieces in a delicious Marsala sauce. The sauce was just the right consistency and perfectly balanced - too reduced and it can become a bit thick.

My guest had another classic in the form of Duck a l’Orange. This was a real hearty meal and was everything and more you would expect from this traditional French dish. The depth of flavour was truly amazing - it was tender, pink and cooked to perfection, she ate every bit of it and was licking her lips. I had a mouthful and would say it’s one of the best I’ve ever tasted.

We were advised to try their very own ‘special’ potato dish - the Pomme Caron. This was part boiled potato then grated and added to cheese, spring onion, milk, cayenne pepper and a secret ingredient - all baked. This was like dauphinoise but even better! We were later told how this recipe has made it’s way over from South Africa - you will have to pop in to find out how.

My partner and I finished with cheesecake, which we spotted on a dessert trolley - even though we were full and should have known better we couldn’t resist.

The service in Restaurant de la Poste is brilliant - attentive but not intrusive and very welcoming. For those who are yet to experience this yet it is certainly worth booking.

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Leek & Potato with Garlic

Radisson Blu Atlantic Hotel Cheffins

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Lentil Lobster Bisque & sweet corn Moroccan Spiced Lamb & Vegetables

La Cantina Hotel de France

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Pasta, Chicken, Potato & sweet corn Pea & Ham Hock

Merton Hotel The Boat House

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Polish Split Pea & Smoked Pork Pumpkin

Pontac House Hotel Mange Tout

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Pumpkin & Watercress Red Thai Chicken & Sweet Potato

Café Poste Merchant House Brasserie

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Roast rich Tomato & Red Pepper Roast Tomato & Garlic

Jersey College for Girls Restaurant de la Poste

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Scotch Broth Serbian Bean Soup

Corbiere Phare Government House

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Slovakian Sour Cabbage & Chorizo Spiced Sweet Potato & Red Pepper

Feast Sodexo

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Thai Chicken Thai Vegetable

Bohemia Chateau La Chaire The Royal Yacht

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White Onion & Pecorino White Onion & Thyme Winter Root Vegetable

NEWCASTLE v CHELSEA Saturday 12:45

WIGAN v ARSENAL Saturday 15:00

CHELSEA could be back in the title race following an emphatic 3-0 victory over Wolves last weekend, and Andre Villas-Boas now has a good chance to further silence his doubters and leapfrog the Magpies into the top four. Newcastle recently held reigning champions Man Utd to a draw, however, and, despite recent defeat to table-toppers City, they remain in pretty good shape themselves. Since the clubs have drawn three out of their last four Premier League meetings, this could be another point apiece.

Wigan finally recorded a win last weekend, and Roberto Martinez will be hoping for improved luck again tomorrow as they take on Arsenal at home. The Latics are desperately looking to move out of the relegation places, yet Arsenal have dramatically turned their season around thanks, largely, to the inspirational form of captain Robin van Persie. The Gunners will surely be confident of a win at the DW Stadium – but if Wigan can make the most of their attacking options, they could make things difficult for the Londoners’ inconsistent defence.

BLACKBURN v SWANSEA Saturday 15:00

ASTON VILLA v MAN UTD Saturday 17:30

BLACKBURN’S latest loss – last weekend’s 3-1 defeat at Stoke – means they’ve taken just seven points from 13 Premier League matches. Swansea City have twice the number of points and, for a promoted side, have been impressive this season. Blackburn might have home advantage but Swansea will pose a stern test for the league’s bottom-placed side who, under current management, could soon be heading for the Championship.

ASTON Villa boss Alex McLeish’s recruitment from rivals Birmingham this summer was met with protests from Villa fans, and it’s fair to say the fans are still all not fully behind him. With difficult games ahead he’ll be looking for a solid performance to help relieve a little of the pressure. Villa have won just once in six games – yet Manchester United typically struggle to win at Villa Park, posting draws in their last three Premier League visits. Still, they’re now five points behind rivals City, so every point is vital as they look to defend their title.

MAN CITY v NORWICH Saturday 15:00 EVEN an in-form Liverpool failed to halt the league leaders’ winning run last weekend, and with City still ruing their Champions League disappointment they’ll be looking to put even more distance between themselves and Manchester rivals United in the Premier League. Minnows Norwich might be a little daunted by a trip to the Etihad under current circumstances – City’s goalscorers have notched up 43 goals from 13 games – but they haven’t been afraid to attack teams this season, so they could give the Blues a decent game.

QPR v WEST BROM Saturday 15:00 In recent seasons these teams have fought a fair few Championship battles, with the Baggies gaining the edge over their London rivals, yet QPR have recently found their scoring boots, and goals for the home side could be on the cards. Both teams are punching above their weight in the Premier League this season, but every point matters – managers Neil Warnock and Roy Hodgson know there is still a long way to go until May, and neither team’s survival is guaranteed.

TOTTENHAM v BOLTON Saturday 15:00 THIRD-placed Tottenham are proving a formidable force this season, winning 28 from a possible 36 points. They’ve also got a game in hand on nearest rivals Manchester United and, should they win the re-arranged fixture, could be battling Manchester City for title honours. Spurs haven’t lost at White Hart Lane since August, and they haven’t lost to Bolton at home since October 2004 – which won’t be welcome news for Trotters boss Owen Coyle, who, with Bolton languishing in the drop zone, could soon be looking for another job.

EVERTON v STOKE Sunday 15:00 EVERTON’S back-to-back wins suggest they could be on track following a less than impressive start to the season, and David Moyes will be banking on another win to re-establish their comfortable mid-table position. Stoke have also had a disappointing campaign so far, yet last weekend’s win over Blackburn ended a run of four straight league defeats and could point to a turnaround in the Potters’ fortunes following their worst ever start to a Premier League season. Both need the result, but this could be anyone’s game.

WOLVES v SUNDERLAND Sunday 16:00 IT gets worse for Sunderland manager Steve Bruce – not only has his team won just one away game all season, but they were beaten at home last weekend by the league’s bottom-placed team and fellow-strugglers Wigan. If he’s to fend off further abuse from unsettled fans, he’ll need his squad to show some resilience at Wolves this weekend, though their track record at Molineux isn’t good – they’ve not won there since 1998, in fact, when they edged a Football League Division 1 tie.

FULHAM v LIVERPOOL Monday 20:00 FULHAM did well to hold Arsenal to a 1-1 draw at the Emirates last weekend, and they’ll be hoping to show similar strength against a team who typically make life difficult for the Londoners. Liverpool have won five of their last eight meetings and scored 17 goals in ten games against the Cottagers, and with prolific goalscorer Luis Suarez fit and inform, they’ll be confident of another three points.

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SPORTS

R.I.P Gary Speed He began his playing career at Leeds United after coming through the trainee ranks, and was part of the side that won the last Football League title in 1992, before the Premier League.

He left Leeds in 1996 after 312 appearances to join Everton - whom he went on to captain - in a £3.5m move.

Newcastle followed, in a £5.5m switch in 1998.

During his six years with the Magpies, he suffered two FA Cup final defeats, but enjoyed a taste of Champions League football.

He then spent four years with Bolton Wanderers after agreeing a £750,000 move and finished his playing career at Sheffield United, retiring at the end of the 2009-2010 season.

Speed, who was the first player to reach 500 Premier League appearances, also won 85 caps for his country - a record for an outfield player.

He made his international debut as a 20-yearold in the 1-0 friendly win over Costa Rica in May 1990 and his final appearance for Wales was in a 3-2 World Cup qualifying defeat against Poland in October 2004. He captained his country 44 times and scored seven goals.

He took over the Wales job in December 2010, despite having just four months’ managerial experience, but the team had started to make impressive progress under his management.

A 4-1 friendly win over Norway earlier this month represented a third successive win for Wales, and Speed’s fifth in 10 games as manager.

At the time, he said: “We’ve progressed further than I’d have thought in this space of time but we’ve still got a lot of work to do.”

In the 2010 Birthday Honours list, Speed was awarded the MBE. www.bbc.co.uk

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SQUASH Words // Marcus Quinn • Feature Design // Jon Moore

CLUB: Jersey Squash & Racketball Club FOUNDED: 1960 MEMBERS: 156 ( a mix of juniors and seniors) Cost of membership: Juniors £4 per month, Adults £21 per month OTHER COSTS: Court hire costs £2.50 per token (each token lasts 20 minutes) £1.50 for juniors INTERESTING FACT: Squash was voted in 2008 as the world’s healthiest sport by Forbes Magazine USA CONTACT: Club manager Sarah Taylor, 07829 743940 or sarah@ jerseysquashandracketballclub.co.uk WEBSITE: www.jerseysquashandracketballclub.co.uk

WHAT IS THE ATTRACTION OF THE SPORT?

“Squash and racketball have been voted the healthiest sports in the world to play,” says club manager Sarah Taylor. “Squash is a great workout for the heart and lungs; it’s also a great way to improve muscle strength and tone, and it gives you a full body workout,” she says.

HOW POPULAR IS THE SPORT IN JERSEY?

Since the arrival of Nick Taylor – the JSRA’s director of squash and racketball – In July 2008, the uptake of squash and racketball sports in the Island has exploded. Nick has coached more than 7,500 children in local schools, and there are now squash and racketball leagues at the JSRC club, as well as at Fort Regent and Les Quennevais.

WHAT EVENTS DOES THE CLUB RUN?

The JSRA is the only members club in Jersey, offering the best quality courts and standard on the Island. However, the club also runs its own sanctioned events, as well as the Jersey Squash Festival, which this year marked its 34th year. “More than 32 teams and 250 players came over from the UK to compete, and we also run club championships and social events,” says Sarah.

WHAT IS THE CLUB’S TRAINING/COMPETITION SCHEDULE?

“This year at the Island Games we were the most successful team, winning five golds and a silver medal. All the members of that team are members of the club,” says Sarah.

IS THERE A YOUTH SECTION, OR A YOUTH DEVELOPMENT PROGRAMME, AS WELL AS A SENIOR SECTION?

Squash is one of the biggest growing junior sports in Jersey, and the JSRC dedicates a huge amount of time to youth recruitment and development. “We already have over 50 junior members and we are always looking to increase that number,” says Sarah. “We have Saturday and after-school squash programmes, junior individual league and junior club night. It’s a great safe and healthy sport to get involved in,” she says.

WHAT IS THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE CLUB’S ANNUAL CALENDAR?

“The annual dinner at L’Horizon hotel – it’s a black tie dinner and is a fantastic evening,” says Sarah.

WHAT CHALLENGES DOES THE CLUB FACE?

“Until recently our biggest challenges have been the standard of the facilities and the club’s structure, but that is now behind us, as we have a new management structure, and, in March 2012, we’ll have a new glass back show court and a modern bar area. Ours will actually be one of the best clubs in the UK,” says Sarah.

WHAT LONG-TERM AMBITIONS DOES THE CLUB HAVE?

“To keep growing the sport, have a National League team, and to give more people in Jersey the opportunity to get fit and play a fantastic sport. Squash and racketball are seriously addictive!” she says.

The club offers numerous weekly coaching sessions, as well as a club night run by director Nick, a former world number 14. Club championships are held in November every year, plus there are numerous social competitions throughout the year.

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HAVE MEMBERS GONE ON TO ACHIEVE ISLAND SUCCESS OR GREATER?

HOW CAN SOMEONE GET INVOLVED?

Contact Sarah for information or speak to Nick Taylor at the JRSC for coaching opportunities and other ways to get involved.

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Sports & Fitness

by Tiffany Shales, news@jerseyweekly.com

SPORTS & FITNESS CENTRES

BodyRox No. 6, Seale Street, Seaton Place, St Helier.

Fort Regent Leisure Centre St Helier. Phone: 449800

Phone: 618300 Open: Mon - Thurs: 6am - 9pm Fri: 6am - 8pm Sat: 7am - 5pm Sun: 8am - 5pm

Carrefour Metro

www.gov.je Gym: Mon - Thurs: 6.30am - 9.30pm, Fri: 6.30am - 9pm Sat & Sun: 8.15am - 5pm Bank Holidays: 9am - 5pm

Normandy House, Grenville Street, St

Helier Phone: 739000 Open: Mon - Thurs: 6.30am - 9pm, Fri: 6.30am - 8pm, Sat: 8am 5.30pm, Sun: 9am - 4pm

Club Carrefour La Grand Route de St Laurent, St Lawrence Phone: 865555 Open: Mon - Thurs: 6.30am - 9pm, Fri: 6.30am - 8.30pm, Sat: 7.30am - 7pm, Sun: 8.30am - 6pm

Curves 19 Oxford Road, St Helier. Phone: 611900

Open: Mon - Fri: 7am - 3pm, 4pm - 7pm Sat: 9am - 12pm

Fitness First The Waterfront, La Rue de L’Etau, St Helier.

Phone: 752400 Open: Mon - Thurs: 6am - 10pm Fri: 6am - 8pm Sat: 7am - 8pm Sun: 8am - 6pm

• ARCHERY • Archers of Jersey

£6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 45 mins.

Old School Aerobics Carrefour Metro

Aerobics at Fitness First

• AQUA AEROBICS •

Mon - 5.30pm Hydrofit at Les Quennevais Fri - 5.45pm Mon - 7pm £39.95 a month, Classes are 45 mins. £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 1 hour.

Shape up to Music Aerobics with Jayne & Julie Aquamotion at Les Mon - 7.15pm Quennevais

Sun - 10.30am Tues & Thurs - 9.45am £6 a session, 1 hour. St Mary’s £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Community Centre (Mon) & St Martins are 45 min.

School (Sun) 864569. Until Dec.

Aqua Combat

Fat Burner at Les Quennevais Tues - 7pm Tues - 7pm

Brune, St Brelade. Phone: 497000 www.lesormesjersey.co.uk Gym: Mon - Fri 6.30am - 9pm Sat & Sun: 7.30am - 8pm

Les Quennevais Sports Centre

Route des Quennevais, St Brelade. Phone: 449880 www.gov.je Gym: Mon - Fri: 7am - 9pm Sat: 9am - 5pm Sun: 9am - 6pm Bank Holidays: 9am - 5pm Swimming pool: Mon - Fri: 7am - 8.30am (Adults only) 9am - 8pm Wed & Thurs: 7pm - 8pm (Adults only) Fri: 6pm - 7pm (Family fun) Sat: 9am - 5pm Sun: 9am - 7pm, 4.30pm - 6pm (Family fun) Bank Holidays: 9am - 5pm

Springfield Stadium & Sports Centre Janvrin Rd,

St Helier. Phone: 449615 www.gov.je Centre: Mon - Thurs: 6.30am - 10.15pm Fri: 6.30am - 6.30pm Sat & Sun: 8.30am - 2pm.

Gym: Mon - Thurs: 6.30am - 9.30pm Fri: 6.30am - 6pm Sat & Sun: 8.30am - 1.30pm

Fri - 1pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 1 hour.

734524 aquasplash.je

Aqua Natal at Les at Quennevais

Mon & Wed - 7am - 9pm £TBA archersofjersey.webs. Mon - 5.30pm com Tony O’Sullivan 743755 or £45.50 or £59.50 a month for both archersofjersey@hotmail.co.uk clubs, Class Pass - £70 for 10 classes, Only valid for Carrefour Archery Society Metro. Classes are 45 mins.

Thurs - 7.30pm Sun - 10am Dance Aerobic at BodyRox £TBC 91 Crabbe, St Mary Thurs - 12.10pm jerseyarcherysociety.co.uk £6 per class or £38 a month, Classes are 1 hour.

• AEROBICS •

Les Ormes Golf & Leisure Village Le Mont a la

£7.30, Beginners Class Aqua Splash

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• BADMINTON •

Tues & Wed - 7pm £6.80, Classes are 1 hour.

Grainville Badminton Club

Aqua Beat at Les Quennevais

Tues & Fri - 8pm - 10pm Friendly club looking club Wed - 9.45am standard players to join as new £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes members or guests. £5 guest are 45 mins. or membership options, New Gilson Hall, La Pouquelaye info@ Aqua Aerobics at Les grainvillebadmintonclub.com

Quennevais

• BASKETBALL • Thurs - 7pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 45 mins.

Beginners - Jersey Aqua Fit at Les Quennevais

Basketball Association

Tues - 7.30pm. £TBC Langford Fri - 9.45am Sports Centre, Mont Millais £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 45 mins.

Advance - Jersey Basketball

Post Natal Aqua at Les Quennevais

Association

Fri - 10.30am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 1 hour.

Aqua Mobility at Les Quennevais

Tues - 8.30pm £TBC Langford Sports Centre, Mont Millais

• BODY PUMP • Bodypump at Fort Regent Mon & Wed - 6pm

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Thurs - 5.45pm Jersey Thai Boxing Club £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Tues & Thurs - 6pm are 1 hour.

Sat - 3pm £5 per session or £35 a month, 70 Bodypump Technique at Fort Stopford Road, St Helier 077977 42964

Regent

• CIRCUITS • Mon & Wed - 5.40pm Thurs - 5.30pm FREE, Classes are 15 mins. Curves Circuit with Zumba Recommend to do before your 1st Mon - 7am, 12.30pm, 6pm & Body pump 6.30pm Thurs - 9am, 12.30pm, 2.30pm & Body Pump at Fitness First 4.30pm Tues - 7am & 5.30pm Sat - 9.30am & 10am Thurs - 7am, 1.15pm & 6.30pm Classes are 30 mins.

Sat - 9am £39.95 a month, Classes are 1 hour. Performance Life at Carrefour

classes, Only valid for Carrefour Metro. Classes are 1 hour.

• CYCLING •

Laydeez Fitness Classes

Coast 2 Coast Mountain Bike Tour

Circuits at Les Quennevais

Dance N’ Tone at Springfield

Step Circuit at Les Quennevais

Beginners/Intermediate Line Dancing at Springfield

Tues & Thurs - 6.30pm Sun - 10am Sat - 9.30am £10 - £30, Kiosk, Bel Royal john@ £5 per class or £30 per month, First jerseyadventures.com 07797 727503 Tower School Gym 07797 721315 fiteez.co.uk • DANCE • Tues - 6.30pm Mon - 6pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 1 hour. are 45 mins.

Wed - 6pm Metro Tues - 9am Sun - 10.15am Muscle Pump at Carrefour Mon & Fri - 1.10pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Metro Advanced. £45.50 or £59.50 a month £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 1 hour.

Mon & Wed - 1.10pm for both clubs, Classes are 30 mins.

Tues - 5.30pm (45 mins) £45.50 or £59.50 a month for both Circuits at Fitness First clubs, Classes are 35 mins.

Mon & Wed - 1.15pm £39.95 a month, Classes are 35 mins.

are 45 mins.

• COMBAT WORKOUTS • Boxercise at BodyRox

Tues - 12.10pm Wed - 1.10pm Thurs - 5.20pm (Outdoor) Fri - 7am Mon - 6pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes £59.50 a month for both Carrefour £6 per class or £38 a month, Classes are 1 hour. are 45 mins unless stated. clubs. Classes are 1 hour.

Bodypump Express at Fort Regent Circuits at Club Carrefour

• BOWLS •

Busy Life at Carrefour Metro

Tues & Thurs - 7am Tabs Tues & Thurs - 5.30pm Mon, Tues, Thurs & Fri - 9.30am Wed - 1.10pm & 11.30am £TBC Jersey Indoor Bowls, Mixed ability. £45.50 or £59.50 a The Indoor Bowling Stadium, Grainville month for both clubs, Class Pass Helen: 768772 or jerseyindoorbowl@ - £70 for 10 classes, Only valid for aol.co.uk Carrefour Metro. Classes are 35 mins.

Jersey Bowls

Mon - Fri - 10am - 2pm £3 Jersey Bowls Club, Westmount 852158

Tabs & Disabled (new members welcome)

Circuits at Carrefour Metro

Tues - 12.10pm £45.50 or £59.50 a month for both clubs, Class Pass - £70 for 10 classes, Only valid for Carrefour Metro. Classes are 30 mins.

Wed - 9.30am £TBC Jersey Indoor Bowls, The Indoor Together in Life at Carrefour Bowling Stadium, Grainville Helen: Metro 768772 or jerseyindoorbowl@aol.co.uk Tues & Thurs - 5.30pm Women Only. £45.50 or £59.50 a Friendly League month for both clubs, Class Pass - £70 Sat - 9.30am for 10 classes, Only valid for Carrefour £TBC Jersey Indoor Bowls, The Indoor Metro. Classes are 30 mins.

Bowling Stadium, Grainville Helen: 768772 or jerseyindoorbowl@aol.co.uk Circuits at Fort Regent Tues - 6pm • BOXING • Wed - 7am Sun - 10.30am Pisces Thai Boxing Gym £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Mon & Fri - 5pm - 6pm (Children are 1 hour.

Classes) Mon, Wed & Fri - 6pm - 7.30pm Boxing Circuit at Carrefour (Adult Classes) Metro TBA, La Petit Route Des Mielles, Tues - 6.20pm St Brelade. 07797 813676 or £45.50 or £59.50 a month for both andysellars@yahoo.co.uk clubs, Class Pass - £70 for 10

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Body Attack at Fort Regent

Intermediate/Advance Line Dancing at Springfield

Tues - 10am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 1 hour.

Over 50’s Shape up to Music with Jayne & Julie

Tues - 10.30am Thurs - 10.30 £5.66 a session, 1 hour. Beginners also welcome St Mary’s Community Centre (Tues) & Trinity Parish Hall (Thurs) 864569. Until Dec.

Mon - 6pm Wed - 5.45pm Sat - 10am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 1 hour.

Contemporary Dance &

Fighting Fit at Fort Regent

Improvisation with Sheri

Tues - 6pm - 7pm Mon & Wed - 6.30pm for Adults - All Ages & Abilities. £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes First Tower School, Parking in the are 1 hour. school playground, Your first session is FREE! Then £5 per class Tel. Body Combat at Fort Regent 07797855756 unitydanceprojects@ Tues & Thurs - 5.45pm yahoo.com £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 1 hour.

Dance Fusion at Fort Regent

Kickboxing at Fort Regent

Wed - 9.30am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 1 hour.

Tues & Thurs - 6.15pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 1 hour 45 mins.

Salsa Fusion Wed - 8pm - 10.30pm until 28th Boxing Circuit at Carrefour Dec Metro £5, The Drift Bar 07797 845845 Tues - 6.20pm £45.50 or £59.50 a month for both Kids & Teenage clubs, Class Pass - £70 for 10 B-boying (Breakdance) classes, Only valid for Carrefour Sat - 12pm - 1pm (4 - 9yrs), 1pm Metro. Classes are 1 hour.

2pm (10 - 18 yrs) £4 - £5, great form of dance to learn,

Fighting fit at Carrefour Metro but also improves coordination, Thurs - 6.30pm £45.50 or £59.50 a month for both clubs, Class Pass - £70 for 10 classes, Only valid for Carrefour Metro. Classes are 1 hour.

balance, confidence and general fitness for all levels of ability. Boys and Girls welcome. Samares School 07797 785810.

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• DIVING •

live.co.uk, kmpilates.com Fun & Fitness for 5 - 9 yrs at Wed - 12.15pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes BodyRox Fitness Pilates at Les are 45 mins.

Tues - 9.30am PADI Dive Courses Quennevais £6 per class or £38 a month, Classes Daily at a time the suite you Mon - 10.30am (1 hour), 7pm Ambient Stretch at Les From a Discover Scuba Session (try are 1 hour.

Tues - 9.30am, Quennevais dive) through to Instructor Training Wed - 7pm Wed -1.15pm £TBC DiveJersey, Belmont Road Zumba/Atomic at BodyRox 880934 www.divejersey.co.uk

DiveJersey - Boats Dive

Wed - 10.30pm - 5 - 9yrs Thurs - 9.30am - 4 - 7yrs Thurs - 10.30pm for Teens £6 per class or £38 a month, Classes are 1 hour.

Varied Schedule Including Shallow dives suitable for open water divers £TBC DiveJersey, Belmont Road 880934 www. Fitness for Teens at BodyRox Wed - 3.30pm divejersey.co.uk £6 per class or £38 a month, Classes are 1 hour.

PADI Open Water Course Mon - Thurs - 10am - 4pm • MARTIAL ARTS • £TBC The Dive Centre, Bouley Bay 866990 scubadivingjersey.com

£6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Fri - 10.30am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 45 mins. are 45 mins.

Body Balance at Fitness Pilates at Fitness First First Sun - 10.30am £39.95 a month, Classes are 1 hour.

• NETBALL •

Pilates at BodyRox

Pay and Play

Wed - 8.30pm - 10.30pm £5, Open to all abilities even Jersey Wado Ryu Karate Club complete novices, Les Ormes indoor Mon & Thurs - Juniors 6.30pm - Netball Courts, Rena Nelson Try Dives 7.30pm, Seniors 6.30pm - 8.30pm 449748 or r.nelson@gov.je Mon - Sun - 10am - 5.30pm £35 over half term for families - £TBC, Bel Royal School 07797 Back to Netball £49.50 The Dive Centre, Bouley Bay 722102 info@jerseywadoryu.com Mon - 8.15pm - 9.30pm - 10 866990 scubadivingjersey.com weeks starting from 5th Sept Piscesfitness • HOCKEY • Wed - 5pm - 6pm (Bag & Pad £55 for 10 weeks, Open to all abilities even complete novices, Blast) Sat - 11am - 12pm - (Rounds/ Back to Netball provides a gentle Jersey Ladies Hockey Club introduction to the sport for female Circuit Training) Wed - 6.15pm Newcomers Welcome, Les £5, Pisces Thai Boxing Gym, La players over sixteen years of age, Les Quennevais astro turf, 07829 916655 Petit Route Des Mielles, St Brelade. Ormes indoor Netball Courts, Rena 07797 813663 or natsellars@ Nelson - 449748 or r.nelson@gov.je nicky_quenault@yahoo.co.uk hotmail.com

• KAYAKING •

• PETANQUE •

Kayak Tours

Children Beginners - Cho’s Friendly Petanque Tae Kwon Do

Kayak Tours

Children Advance - Cho’s Tae Kwon Do

Daily - 10am £20 - £25, Location on booking 07797 727503, jerseyadventures.com

Sat - 11am £TBC Active Studio, Fort Regent

Daily - 12.30pm, 2.30pm & 3pm Sat - 12pm, Mon - 6pm £25 - £30, St Brelade’s Bay 07797 £TBC Active Studio & Dance Studio, Fort Regent 736411 www.absolutejersey.co.uk

Mon & Thurs - 12.15pm Tues - 1.15pm £39.95 a month, Classes are 35 mins.

Thurs - 1.45pm FREE, Carrefour Petanque Club, The Nicolle Centre, La Route de St Jean, St Lawrence

• PILATES •

Mon & Thurs - 1.10pm £6 per class or £38 a month, Classes are 1 hour.

Fitness Pilates at Fort Regent Mon - 6pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 1 hour.

Core Pilates at Club Carrefour

Thurs & Fri - 10.30am Wed - 6.15pm £59.50 a month for both Carrefour clubs. Classes are 1 hour.

Beginners Pilates at Springfield

Tues - 11.30am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 1 hour.

Power Fitness Pilates at Fort Regent

Tues - 1pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 50 mins.

Pilates for the more Active at Fort Regent

Power Pilates at Les Quennevais

Thurs - 1.10pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Mon - 9.30am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 50 mins.

Sun - 10am - 12.30pm Pilates at Carrefour Metro £235 - £310 (6 or 8 weeks) For Ambient Stretch at Fort are 45 mins.

Thurs - 5.30pm anyone who wants to discover sit-on- Regent £45.50 or £59.50 a month for both Fitness Pilates at top kayaking or has bought a kayak Mon - 9.30am clubs, Class Pass - £70 for 10 Springfield and wants to improve their paddling Fri - 10.30am classes, Only valid for Carrefour £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Mon, Wed & Thurs - 9.30am skills. kayakadventures.co.uk £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Metro. Classes are 55 mins. are 1 hour.

077978 53033 are 45 mins.

Sit on top Kayaking Course

• KIDS •

Kids Class at Fitness First

Mon, Wed & Fri - 9.30am £39.95 a month, Classes are 1 hour.

• MIND AND BODY •

Body Balance at Fort Regent

Mon & Wed - 7.15pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 1 hour.

Tai Chi & Relaxation at Les Quennevais

Boxercise for 12 - 15yrs at Tues - 12.30pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes BodyRox are 1 hour.

Mon - 10.30am £6 per class or £38 a month, Classes Tai Chi & Relaxation at are 1 hour.

Springfield

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• RUGBY •

Mon -10am & 1.10pm (40 mins) Tues - 7.15pm (40 mins) Wed - 12.10pm (40 mins) & 9.30am Thurs - 5.30pm Fri - 1.10pm (40 mins) Sat - 10am £6 - 40 mins, £7 1 hour classes. The Studio, Top Floor, 21a La Columberie 07797889107, karenatthestudio@

Les Quennevais Rugby

Wed - 6.30pm FREE new players (adult males only) of all levels of experience welcome. Playing at Jersey Rugby Club grounds Wayne: 07797 771367 or info@lqrfc.com

St Helier Rugby

Wed - 6.30pm FREE new players (adult males only)

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of all levels of experience welcome. Fri - 5.30pm Playing at Jersey Rugby Club grounds £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Alex: 07829 702324 or sthelier.rugby@ are 45 mins. gmail.com

• RUNNING •

Spinning at Club Carrefour

Mon, Wed & Thurs - 9.30am Mon - 6.15pm Running Club at Carrefour Sat - 9.15am Metro Sun - 10am Tues - 1pm £59.50 a month for both Carrefour £45.50 or £59.50 a month for both clubs. Classes are 45 mins. clubs, Class Pass - £70 for 10 classes, Only valid for Carrefour Spinning at Carrefour Metro Metro. Classes are 45 mins.

Mon & Thurs - 1.10pm Wed - 5.45pm • SAILING • £45.50 or £59.50 a month for both clubs, Class Pass - £70 for 10 Raleigh Sailing classes, Only valid for Carrefour Daily Cruise’s Available Metro. Classes are 35 mins.

5 different cruises available, short bay, coastal, around the island, inter island Spinning at Les Quennevais & french coast cruises. Prices vary. Mon & Thurs - 6pm & 7pm 07797 792858 or 638804, admin@ Tues - 10.30am & 6pm raleighsailing.com Weds - 9.30am & 6pm Fri & Sat - 9.30am • SHOOTING • Sun - 10.15am (1 hour 30 mins on last Sun of each month) Clay Pigeon Shooting £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Daily are 45 mins.

Clay pigeon shooting is a thrilling experience which demands RPM at Fitness First concentration, a keen eye and quick Tues & Fri - 6.15am, 7am reactions £35 Absolute Adventures Wed - 5.30pm 07797736411 www.absolutejersey.co.uk Thurs - 7am Sat - 9am Jersey Pistol club Sun - 11am Sat - 2pm £39.95 a month, Classes are 45 mins.

Sun - 10am • STEPS • £3 - £6 Jersey Pistol club, Le Chermin du Catel, St Mary 852158 information@ jerseypistolclub.org.je Step at Les Quennevais Mon - 9.30am • SPINNING • £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 45 mins.

Spinning at Fitness First

Mon - 7am, 1.15pm, 4.40pm, 5.30pm & 6.30pm Tues - 1.15pm, 4.40pm, 5.30pm & 6.30pm Weds - 7am, 1.15pm & 6.30pm Thurs - 1.15pm & 5.30pm Fri - 1.15pm Sun - 9.30am £39.95 a month, Classes are 45 mins.

Spinning at BodyRox

Mon - 7am & 12.10pm (35mins) Tues - 5.30pm Wed - 7.15am & 6pm Thurs - 12.10pm & 5.30pm Fri - 7.15am & 12.10pm £6 a class or £38 a month, Classes are 1 hour.

Spinning at Fort Regent

Simply Step at Carrefour Metro

Wed & Fri - 5.30pm £45.50 or £59.50 a month for both clubs, Class Pass - £70 for 10 classes, Only valid for Carrefour Metro. Classes are 45 mins.

Step & Shape at Fort Regent

Wed - 7.10pm (50 mins) Thurs - 9.30am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 1 hour.

Step & Pump at BodyRox

Fri - 1.10pm £6 per class or £38 a month, Classes are 40 mins.

Step at Fitness First

Mon - 7am & 6pm Sun - 9.30am Tues & Thurs - 7.10am, 9.30am £39.95 a month, Classes are 1 hour. & 6pm

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• VOLLEYBALL • Beach Volleyball

£39.95 a month, Classes are 45 mins.

Shape & Tone at Les

Quennevais Thurs - 6pm FREE, Open to everyone - just bring Tues & Sat - 9.30am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes water. The Gunsite are 45 mins.

Beginner Volleyball

Sat - 2pm - 4pm £5 a Session, interested in learning how to play or to improve their skills.

Haute Vallee School 077977 42882

• WALKING •

Bodytone at BodyRox

Tues - 1.10pm £6 per class or £38 a month, Classes are 45 mins.

Core Conditioning at Les Quennevais

Tues - 6.10pm (50 mins) Fri - 1.30pm (45 mins) Regular Classes & Courses For more information call 07797 £6.70 or FREE with Active.

721315 fiteez.co.uk

Nordic Walk with Fiteez

• WORK OUTS •

Leg, Tums & Bums at Les Quennevais

Muscle Pump at Les Quennevais

Wed - 9.30am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 45 mins.

Body Active at Springfield

Legs, Tums & Bums at

Mon - 10.30am (1 hour) Cardio Kick at Les Tues - 7pm Quennevais Thurs - 10.30am Wed - 10.15am Sun - 9.30am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 45 mins. are 45 mins.

BodyRox Mon - 11.15am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Wed - 12.10pm Thurs - 6.15pm are 45 mins. £6 per class or £38 a month, Classes Body Sculpt (upper) at are 1 hour.

Carrefour Metro

Core Extreme at BodyRox Mon, & Wed - 12.10pm Wed - 5.20pm Tues & Thurs - 1.10pm £45.50 or £59.50 a month for both £6 per class or £38 a month, Classes are 1 hour. clubs, Classes are 35 mins.

Musle Pump at BodyRox

Mon - 12.10pm Fri - 1.10pm £6 per class or £38 a month, Classes are 1 hour.

Total Tone at Les Quennevais

Absolute Abs at Carrefour Metro Wed - 6.20pm £45.50 or £59.50 a month for both clubs, Class Pass - £70 for 10 classes, Only valid for Carrefour Metro. Classes are 30 mins.

Mon - 1.15pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Tri Work-Out at Les Quennevais are 45 mins.

Thurs - 9.30am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Team Workout - Abs at are 45 mins.

Fitness First Mon, Wed & Fri - 5pm £39.95 a month, Classes are 15 mins. Body Active at Les

Stretch & Shape at Les Quennevais

Quennevais

Thurs - 11am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 45 mins.

Mon & Thurs - 6pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Bootcamp at Carrefour Metro are 45 mins.

Thurs - 12.10pm Perfect for those who want to push Core at Fitness First themselves that bit further & enjoy Mon - 6.15pm training outdoors. £45.50 or £59.50 Fri - 1.15pm

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SPORTS

Issue 109, Friday, 2nd December 2011

a month for both clubs, Class Pass are 1 hour.

- £70 for 10 classes, Only valid for Carrefour Metro. Classes are 30 Bikram Yoga Les Ormes mins.

Tues & Thurs - 10am Thurs - 6.30pm Body Combat at Fitness First All classes are for beginners, 07797 Thurs - 5.30pm 851589 or www.bikramyoga.je Sat - 10am £39.95/month, Classes are 45 mins. Dynamic Yoga at Springfield Weighted Workout at Les Tues - 5.45pm Quennevais £7.90 or FREE with Active, Classes Fri - 9.30am are 1 hour 15 mins. £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 45 mins.

Yoga at Fitness First Tues - 6.30pm Total Tone at Fort Regent Fri - 7am Fri - 9.30am Sat - 11am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes £39.95 a month, Classes are 1 hour. are 45 mins.

Core Body Yoga at Springfield

Sun - 11.15am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 45 min.

Yogalates at Springfield

Zumba at Rouge Bouillon

Thurs - 5.45pm £7.90 or FREE with Active, Classes Zumba at BodyRox are 1 hour 15 mins.

Tues - 5.20pm Wed - 6pm Yoga Class Thurs - 6.30pm - 7.30pm £6 - £7 Thurs - 7pm L’Horizon Spa 07829 954000 calli@ £6 per class or £38 a month, Classes are 1 hour. yoga-box.co.uk

School Thurs - 7pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Tue - & Thurs - 6.10pm Sun - 11.10am are 45 mins. £6 per class or £40 per month (10 classes) Jo - 077977 78015 or Dynamic Yoga at Les zumbajojersey@hotmail.com Quennevais Thurs - 7pm Hatha Yoga Beginings £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Zumba at Springfield Friday Fitness at Les Tues - 6.30pm Wed - 5.45pm are 45 mins.

Quennevais £7 Rouge Bouillon School Mary: Sat - 9.15am Fri - 10.30am 07797 761014 Fitness Yoga at Carrefour £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 45 mins.

Metro are 45 mins.

Mind & Body Yoga at Fri - 1.10pm Springfield £45.50 or £59.50 a month for both Zumba at Town Church • YOGA • Tues - 7pm clubs, Class Pass - £70 for 10 Wed - 6pm £7.90 or FREE with Active, Classes classes, Only valid for Carrefour £6 per class, Julie 07797 815610 or Bikram Yoga at Club are 1 hour.

Colin 07797 747392 Metro. Classes are 35 mins.

Carrefour

Mon & Wed - 9.30am Tues & Thurs - 6pm Fri - 5.45pm £59.50 a month for both Carrefour clubs. Classes are 1 hour 30 mins.

Afternoon Yoga at Les Quennevais

Yoga at Les Quennevais

Yogalates at Les Quennevais Zumba at Fitness First

Wed - 7am Wed - 6.15pm Sat - 10.15am Sun - 8.45am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Fri - 10.30am & 6.30pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 45 mins.

Sun - 11.30am are 1 hour. £39.95 a month, Classes are 45 mins.

Hatha Yoga at Springfield Toddler Massage & Yoga (6 Sun - 10am Zumba at St John’s School Months - 2 Yrs) £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Thurs - 6.30pm

Mon & Wed - 1.15pm Wed - 9.30am - 10.20am are 1 hour 30 mins. £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes £35 for 6 weeks, Carousel Dance • ZUMBA • are 30 mins.

Studio, St Helier, 639603 / 07797 810638, lavenderlullabies.co.uk

Yoga at BodyRox

Mon - 5.45pm Svaroopa ® Yoga £6 per class or £38 a month, Classes Wed - 10am are 1 hour.

Thurs - 6.15pm £10 (block) - £13 (drop in), Classes Bikram Yoga at Yoga Matters are 1 hour 30 mins, Indoor Bowling Everyday Stadium Grainville. Celina - 07797 Mon to Fri - 6pm 919149 Tues, Thurs, Sat & Sun - 9.30am Sat - 4pm Vinyasa Yoga at Fort Regent £7, 3a Rue de Funchal, St Helier Wed - 6pm www.yogamatters.yolasite.com £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes 07797 838376 are 1 hour.

Jersey Bikram Yoga

Mon, Wed & Fri - 6.30pm Sun - 10am Members/OAP/Students £7, Drop in £10 or 10 Classes £80, Yoga studio, Les Ormes Golf & Leisure Village 07797 725243 www. jerseybikramyoga.com

Vinyasa Yoga at Les Quennevais

£6 per class, Julie 07797 815610 or Colin 07797 747392

Zumba at Club Carrefour

Zumba at Carrefour Metro

Mon - 6.20pm Sat - 10.15am £45.50 or £59.50 a month for both clubs, Class Pass - £70 for 10 classes, Only valid for Carrefour Metro. Classes are 1 hour.

Zumba at La Moye School

Mon & Wed - 6.30pm £6 per session, Lucy 07797 761892

Zumba at St Martin’s School

Mon - 6.30pm £6 per class, Julie 07797 815610 or Colin 07797 747392

Fri - 9.30am Sun - 10.10am £59.50 a month for both Carrefour clubs. Classes are 1 hour.

Zumba at Trinity Parish Hall Fri - 10.15am £6 per class Jo - 077977 78015

Zumba for Beginners at Fort Regent Fri - 1.10pm £3.35 or FREE with Active, Classes are 35 mins.

Thurs - 9.30am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Zumba at Fort Regent are 1 hour.

Tues & Sat - 9.30am Tues - 6pm Iyengar Yoga at Club Thurs - 1.10pm Carrefour £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Thurs & Sat - 9.30am are 45 mins.

Ashtanga Yoga at BodyRox £59.50 a month for both Carrefour Tues & Thurs - 7am clubs. Classes are 1 hour 30 mins.

Zumba at Les Quennevais £6 per class or £38 a month, Classes Tues - 10.15am

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CLASSIFIEDS

Issue 109, Friday, 2nd December 2011

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PROPERTY UN-QUALIFIED APARTMENT No8. Duhamel Place St Helier Jersey. Positioned in a quiet residential but central part of town, No.8 Duhamel Place is a brand new non qualified modern & stylish apartment building, Constructed to the highest standards in quality and finish. Kitchen is fully fitted with integrated appliances: cooker, fridge/freezer, washing machine & dishwasher, with tiled floors.

Housing Status: A-H Qualifications £1,350 Call 01534 630666 NON QUAL 4 BEDROOM FLAT TOWN CENTRE 4 bedroom flat (inc. 2 really large corner rooms), recently redecorated, new carpets in 2 rooms, stunning high ceilings, situated above office in town centre. Can be used as 4 bedroom flat plus communal areas or 3 bedroom with lounge/dining room.

All rooms have curtains. Shared large bathroom with shower and shared kitchen with built in hobs, oven and grill, airing cupboard, large fridge freezer. Loft space for storage. Available immediately.

Deposit required. Negotiable lease. £2000 pcm Contact Ruthie or Katie, Call 625242 or 077977 79007 2 BED FLAT FOR RENT QUALS Lovely Spacious 2 bedroom flat for rent in Spectrum development.

Modern and new, Ground floor with patio door to commual grounds. Block 7 so right at the back (Very quiet). £1050 PCM includes water. Please contact me for more details, to take over existing lease which expires in April to options to renew for what ever time scales suits. Thanks Lynsey 07700 701371 3 BEDROOM HOUSE - PONTAC, ST CLEMENT Spacious family home in quiet cul-de-sac. 3 Bedrooms, open plan lounge/dining room, large family kitchen, bathroom, dowstairs cloakroom. Safe enclosed garden overlooking fields, parking for 3 cars plus visitor parking. Close to St Clement primary/secondary schools and Co-Op Locale.

Excellent bus route. Owners motivated to sell, no onward chain.

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£455,000 ono Call 077977 21312 REFURBISHED AND SMARTLY PAINTED A-H FLAT AVAILABLE - JANUARY 2012 Completely refurbished and smartly painted one bedroom unfurnished A-H flat available January 2012. Close to town, own parking and private garden/ BBQ area. No smoking. Long term lease preferred. £850 p.c.m. plus deposit in advance. Call 01534 878889 3 BEDROOM HOUSE - PONTAC, ST CLEMENT Spacious family home in quiet cul-de-sac. 3 Bedrooms, open plan lounge/dining room, large kitchen bathroom, downstairs cloakroom. Safe enclosed garden overlooking fields, parking for 3 cars plus visitor parking. Close to St Clement primary/secondary schools. Owners motivated to sell, no onward chain. Call 077977 21312 3 BEDROOM FAMILY HOME St Saviour/St Clement area, close to beach, park and town. Well maintained three bedroom semidetached house for sale, perfect for a young family. Comprising of large kitchen diner and separate utility room. Sunny lounge with functional fireplace. Fantastic loft conversion currently being used as a study but could be used as a 4th bedroom. New roof. Double glazed with under floor and gas central heating. Small south facing garden. Sea views and parking for one car. Internal viewing a must.

Offers around £379,000 Call 07797 718410 BEAUTIFUL 1 BEDROOM PENTHOUSE FLAT

Beautiful 1 bedroom penthouse flat in St Aubin with stunning views across the harbour. Recently re-decorated to a high standard.

Flat compromises of: 1 Large bedroom with built in wardrobe Lounge/Dining area Newly fitted kitchen with a range of cupboard, fridge/freezer, washing machine and built in oven hob Newly fitted bathroom suite. There is also 1 allocated parking space and loft storage Rent is £1200 PCM £1500 Deposit Full Housing qualifications required If you would like to come and have a look please let me know and we are happy to accommodate this at any time. Flat is available from 01 December Call 07829 777617 DETACHED A-J 3 BEDROOM HOUSE - ST SAVIOUR A-j detached 3 bedroom house for rent in st saviour. Tucked away in small private quiet cul de sac of just 3 houses. Close to St Saviour and Grainville schools, walk to the waterfront in 30 minutes.

Unfurnished. Parking for 4 cars. £1,650 Call 07797 740810 MUST SELL - LEAVING THE ISLAND Two bedroom property in St. Helier. 10 min walk to town centre.

2 designated parking spaces.

Safe enclosed garden. Offers invited and considered. Must sell due to leaving the Island. For further information or to arrange a viewing please call 724511 or 07797 756477 IMPOSING DETACHED 4 BEDROOM HOUSE Large Detached Granite House - St Ouen - £2,550 pcm - A-J An imposing four double bedroom, two bathroom detached granite property located in the West ideally situated close to all local amenities, bus routes and just a two minute drive to the beach. To the rear of the property there is a large sunny enclosed, mature garden offering total privacy. Parking for 3 to 4 cars plus a garage and external buildings which can be used as an office / den. Available to let to A-J Categories. £2,550 PCM Call 01534 861123 or 077977 88304 TWO BEDROOM TWO BATHROOM APARTMENT (A-J) Spacious 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom purpose built apartment with views over People’s Park.

Designated secure underground parking space, security intercom access, impressive communal

areas and lift access to all floors.

The apartment is in excellent condition and features a fully fitted kitchen with integrated cooker, dishwasher and washer dryer, double glazing and Economy 7 heating. Lounge (26.9’) with Juliet balcony. Master bedroom with ensuite. Situated on the outskirts of town within easy walking distance of shops, the park and beach. £1,350 PCM Call 077977 61229 1 BED TOWN FLAT FOR RENT MARINA LOCATION Brand New Marina apartment at Castle Quay, partly furnished with high gloss latte fitted wardrobes a memory foam bed with draws and wall mounted plasma screen TV. The curtains in the bedroom and lounge are fully lined with blackout. Wooden floors run throughout finished to a very high standard The apartment benefits from a fully fitted German kitchen with all top end appliances and a separate cupboard in the hall way that houses the washer dryer. £975 PCM Call 077977 68817 NON-QUALS QUIET GARDEN FLAT WITH PARKING 1 double bedroom with shower on suite (no bath), plus 1 box room (box room 2.51m x 1.87m), Lounge/ Dinner, Kitchen, Toilet, Storage area. Own entrance to garden and on site parking for 1 car. Part furnished, Gas cooker and fridge on site. Available for professional persons only at £1,150 pcm for a couple or £1,046 pcm for single occupancy, plus own utility charges. Non smokers, Minimum 2 year agreement £1,046 Contact through jerseyweekly.com BEAUTIFUL CHARACTER 2 BEDROOM COTTAGE This lovely 2 bedroom cottage is just a minutes walk from the beach and has a garage and parking. The cottage has a large lounge/diner with working fireplace, a scullery with loads of storage cupboards, and a lovely bright fully fitted kitchen with integrated fridge, dishwasher, electric oven and hob. There is a large bathroom with bath and overhead power shower and 2 double bedrooms. Rental of £1,550 per month with a deposit equivalent to 1 months rent. Call 853512 (evenings) or 07797 797378

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CLASSIFIEDS

Issue 109, Friday, 2nd December 2011

SPACIOUS 3 BED SEMI FOR SALE

This lovely family home is offered for sale at a sensible price. It has 3 bedrooms, a lounge, kitchen, dining room and sun room. Along with a spacious bathroom upstairs and a shower room downstairs this is the house that meets all your needs. Outside is a safe, enclosed rear garden with garage/workshop and on street parking for 2 cars. £415,000 Call 077977 2806

VEHICLES PEUGEOT 205 1.8 TURBO DIESEL Red Peugeot 205, Contact through jerseyweekly.com RENAULT MEGANE SCENIC RXE 2.0 1998 Renault Megane Scenic - body work and interior in very good clean condition. Seats 5. Excellent runner only 3 users from new.

96,000 miles. Metalic green.

Looking for quick sale hence price!! £850 Call 077977 32447 CHEVROLET LACETTI 1.6 SX 2006 AUTO 5 Door Hatchback, 50,000 Miles Good Condition, Air/Con ,Cd Player, Had Full Service Including Timing Belt 3000 Miles Ago, Alloy Wheels, 2495.00 Ono Call 07700 351086 SUZUKI INTRUDER 800 2007 Suzuki intruder great bike wired for tom tom tourer or comute to work very well ballanced bike 800cc. £1,900 Call 077977 75709 VW GOLF GTI 2.

REDUCED PRICE VW Golf Gti 2.0,Manual, Year 2001,3 Door, Central Locking With Factory Alarm, Electric Windows, Cd/Radio/Cassette Player, Folding Rear Seats, Driver, Passenger And Side Airbags, Etc......Very Good Condition, £3599 Ono Please Call On 07797818035 Or 07797844915 For More Information Or To View, Selling Due To Lack Of Parking Space.

and reliable little car. Recently serviced. Open to offers. £1,100 Call 07829 790995

SUBARU IMPREZA RALLY CAR Subaru Impreza Rally car Jersey Weekly cover Car MSA log booked. Good straight car.

DVS approved. Well maintained.

Ran the entire 2011 JMC&LCC multi-surface rallies with No.1 on the Door Lots of Trophies to its name RHD Impreza GC8 with bolt in cage SIMTEK Management with Anti Lag and launch control; mapped for Jersey Fuel by Steve Simpson. (jacked Throttle) Haywood and Scott equal length manifold Repackable exhaust Prodrive Grp N Gear box with electric centre diff, Hydrolic vertical handbrake wired to diff release AP 6Pot front brakes (tarmac spec) new turbo fitted end of last season.

Kaylan Mudflaps 18” wheels with p-zero inters (tarmac spec) 15” Wheels with Kumho gravel (Dirt Spec) Can be sold as dirt spec or tarmac spec Sold Ready to rally.

Dirt Spec £9,000 Tarmac Spec £10,000 Call 077977 19655 BMW E36 328i,MINT CONDITION Bmw e36 ,328i, auto with sport and economic mode,, abs, esp, power stering central lock, cd player, all electrics, alloys wheels with 4 new tyres, black metalic colour with black leather seats, year 1996. £1,950 Call 07797966905 MUST GO ,VW SHARAN 1.8 PETROL,OFFERS WELCOME VW Sharan Sport 1.8T Petrol ,Manual Gearbox, Metallic Light Green Colour, Year Late 2001 (After Face Lift), Power Steering,Central Locking, Esp, Abs, Cd Player, Onboard Computer, Electric Windows And Mirrors, Roof Racks, Alloys Wheels, 7 Seater. £1,895 Call 07700 33070

**MUST GO** VW GOLF MK3 CABRIO 1.4

BMW 361I RACING GREEN Good condition, female owner, reluctant sale due to moving house with less parking space. MAKE BMW 361i YEAR - 1995 COLOUR - Racing Green MILEAGE - 53,700 EXTRAS - Central locking, Electric Sunroof, BMW Wheels, JVC Ten CD Multi- player, Electric Windows, Service History. £1,300 Call 07829 768411

First registered 1994 (1995 model).

Ideal first car. Good looking and perfect summer car. Electric hood and mirrors. Full leather interior.

No electric windows or central locking. Economical, comfortable

FOR SALE SUZUKI GSX-R600 MOTORBIKE £3900 ONO For sale 2006 Suzuki GSX-R600 motorbike, colour Blue / White, mileage 7447. This bike is in excellent condition and

has always been garaged. £3,900 ono Call 077977 11711 BMW 318i E46 Late 2001 blue BMW 318I, in very good condition in and out, 53,000 miles, no expenses spared. Service history plus I will get it serviced before the purchase for a lucky buyer. Tiptronic gearbox gives an option of full automatic or manual transmission, Full cream leather interior, CD changer, Climate Air Conditioning, rear parking sensors, Cruise control, electric windows, very dynamic, a pleasure to drive. Would consider a px for a BMW 1 series- preferably diesel. £4,395 Call 07700 362932

VOLVO V70 2.5 PETROL TURBO 193HP AWD 1998, 67K Miles, Automatic,Half Leather Interior, All Electric, Sun Roof, Air Bags, Heated Seats, Air Con, Cruise Control, Parking Sensors, Service History From Volvo (Invoices), Alloys Wheels, Roof Rack, Power Steering, Cv Joints Just Fitted (2 Years Warranty) All Works. £1,490 Call 07700 708888

JEEP WRANGLER 1998 2.5L BLACK

LEXUS (TOP OF THE RANGE), IMMACULATE!!!

Lexus Rx300,Silver Metallic Colour, Auto, On-Board Computer With Touch Screen, Cd Player With Multi Changer, Power Steering, Central Locking, Tinted Windows, Abs, Esp, Cream Leather Seats, Rear Parking Sensors, Alloy Wheels With Very Good Tyres, Roof Rack, Too Many To List, Year Late 2002. £5,995 Call 07797 966904

Jeep Wrangler Sport 2.5 litre, 1998, Black for sale. Great car, comes with hard and soft top, cd player with iPod connection, grey interior, large tyres, 4 front fog lights, fun to drive and cheaper to run than a 4.0 litre but still powerful enough to have fun and also tow boats/jet skis. £3,500 Call 07829 877111

PRODRIVE CLASSIC SHAPE SUBARU IMPREZA No Time-wasters! This Is A Group 19 Insurance.. Check You Can Get Insurance Before You View!!

Burgundy Subaru Impreza Classic shape year 2001 Prodrive spec Prodrive Wheels Prodrive Alcon Brakes Prodrive Suspension Prodrive Exhaust Prodrive Lights New Clutch and fully serviced and valeted for sale. Full Subaru Service History This car is as standard and not had ‘Boy racer parts’ added. The car runs and drives perfectly. Please Call , txt or email to see the car Immaculate condition. Reason for sale looking at getting a pickup truck. £5,200 Call 077977 19655

CAR ALLOYS 4 Subaru alloy wheels with tyres for sale - size 17/45/215. Offers.

Contact through jerseyweekly.com LAND ROVER DISCOVERY 2.5 TD5 GS MILLENNIUM LIMITED EDITION Manual, 101,700 miles, 2 owners from new, Metallic Blenheim Silver, leather/alcantara interior, electric windows & door mirrors, heated front seats & door mirrors, radio/CD player, roof rails, alloy wheels, dual climate control, Land Rover rubber mats throughout, tow bar pack, new front tyres December 2009, new rear tyres November 2010, last service June 2011 (included new brake discs & pads front & rear). £4,250 offers invited, Call 01534 4857411 or 07799 008075 2.0 LTR PUG 306 1995 5 DOOR EX UK Peugot 306 5 door 2.0 diesel for sale very good and cheap run about 80+ miles to £20.00 of diesel drives very well due to new track rod ends and ball joints. Also has new clutch and hand break cables passenger side has slight crease in body work by previous owner but all works fine. It’s a 1995 and is ex uk, imported into Jersey in March 2009. Hence mileage 88500 ideal work horse or run about asking £700 ovno Call 077979 63267

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HOME & GARDEN ROCKING HORSE

Beautiful full size brown plush rocking horse on slider looking for new stable, loves children. Need to sell as he is eating me out of house and home. £200 Call 077977 32330 4 TIER SHELVING UNIT, WOOD SHELVES WITH METAL FRAME 4 tier tall, dark pine wooden shelves for storage with silver metal frame £10 Call 07797 718060 PINE TABLE AND 4 CHAIRS Light pine table, medium in size,oblong in shape. Great condition, ideal for family dining

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Issue 109, Friday, 2nd December 2011 room as it seats 4 with 4 included chairs. Bargain as this is offered at SALE price. £110 Call 07797 718060 COT BED Cot Bed East Coast Angelina Cot Bed in Cocoa. A traditional and timeless cot bed with panelled ends and a gently curving top rail. The Angelina is made from solid pine. 2 protective teething rails; 3 adjustable base heights; 2 fixed sides; 2 split ends convert to bed mode. (RRP: £179) £70 Call 077977 84197 SINGLE PINE BED FRAME Single Pine Bed Frame 2 x Frame Ends 2 x Borders Joined slats 4 x Allen bolts 4 x Barrel nuts CSK screws & wooden dowels included Simple to set up Combined joined slats for ease. (St Saviours Road) Quick easy bed solution just add own mattress £20 Call 077979 61460 THREE SEATER SETTEE

Royal Blue 3 seater settee 7’ 6in Long X 3’ Wide, Along with a Second set of cream covers, complete with 5 scatter cushions with Red, & Blue covers and a second set of Cream covers to match. All covers machine washable. Very good condition £150 Call 01534 607862 TWO SEATER SETTEE Dark Blue 2 seater settee 5’ 10in Long X 3’ Wide, Along with a Second set of cream covers, complete with 4 scatter cushions with Red,& Blue covers and a second set of Cream covers to match. All covers machine washable. Very good condition £100 Call 01534 607862 ARMCHAIR Armchair in good condition. Green fabric that has just been steam cleaned. light beech woodwork. de-cluttering so NLR. Offers around £18 Call 077977 82686 WHITE KITCHEN BITS & BOBS A change in kitchen decor means I have the following items for sale: a white cordless kettle, a white two slot toaster, a white tea/coffee/ sugar canister set, a white utensils holder, a white teapot. They have all been used but are in excellent condition. Bargain at £25 for the lot. Please ring 855523.

FOR SALE BLACK LEATHER RECLINER CHAIR

Black Leather Recliner Chair for Sale, excellent condition, 12 months old, bought new for £249.

Must be collected. £100 Please call 01534 865578 after 6pm TWO VINTAGE MIRRORS Two vintage mirrors with perfect reflective surfaces. One is oval with light wood surround and the other has a gilded metal frame. offers around £15. Call 077977 82686. .

RUSTIC COFFEE TABLE Unusual table hewn from solid wood. Excellent condition with no marks to top. Would also suit conservatory. Changing decor so NLR. L 3’ W 1’ 4” £20 Call 077977 82686 ICANDY PEAR PUSHCHAIR This pram is currently set up for a baby and a toddler although i do have the other seat so That it can sit 2 toddlers, so many seating options with this pram that you will not be disappointed.

It will also seat the maxi cosi car-seats with the adapters.

This pram is like brand new and hardly used as my toddler now refuses to go in a pram and wants to walk. I also have the rain covers, cup holders, umbrellas and shopping hooks... like new and to be collected from St Ouen.

Asking £400. Please text or call if interested -07797760531 CHERRY WOOD DROP LEAF BREAKFAST TABLE Cherry Wood Drop Leaf Breakfast Table Pedestal Base with Drawer Size 26 x 26 inches; Opens to 26 x 54 inches Quality piece of furniture £125 Call 07797 713147 ITALIAN CREAM CORNER SOFA Perfect condition, less than a year old. 38” high. 83” long to one corner. 82” long to other corner.

Downsizing so need to let it go. It is a great bargain for someone, as it looks and feels (and smells) brand new. Prefer text on 07797 818040 BOAT ENGINE FOR SALE Diesel Inboard Boat Engine.

Complete And Runs Sweet. £500 ono Call 01534 746678 BRADSTONE WEATHERED RIVEN COTSWOLD SLABS. Surplus to requirements.

Enough slabs to cover 10 sq meters eighteen 675 x 450 six 450 x 450 six 225 x 450 £150 Call 077977 39466

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Dark wood, glass top over raphia, rectangular dining table and six matching chairs. Good clean condition. Table measuring: 3ft2 or 96cm wide - 4ft11 or 1m50 long and 2ft6 or 77cm high. To be collected. Other matching items are also available if required, i.e. sideboard, nest of tables, bookcase to complete dining room furniture area. £150 Call 01534 724282

28-300mm Lens Canon speedlite 550EX external flash Manfrotto 676b mono pod Manfrotto 190xpr0b tripod Manfrotto 804rc2 tripod head All items are in excellent condition, the tripod is in a bag and has never been used!

I also have lens filters, 6 batteries 2 bags Memory cards etc! This would cost well over £1000 to buy, looking for £650 for a quick sale.

Call 077977 40445 IPHONE 4 , 32GB FOR SALE excellent condition comes boxed with all original accessories.

Unlocked to any network. Great phone, just cannot get used to it after using htc for so long. Send message anytime or call 07829 981629 between 1pm and 5pm

2 LOVELY CHOCOLATE LEATHER SOFAS FOR SALE 2 Lovely Chocolate Brown Leather Identical Sofas for sale.

1 x 2 Seater and 1 x 3 seater both are in excellent condition. £275.00 ono Call 07829 747032

SMALL, MODERN CD/TAPE/ RADIO PLAYER Small modern cd/tape/radio player (philips) with light wooden speakers x 2 and modern centre unit, couple of years old but hardly used so excellent condition - only selling as no use for it now i have my i-Pod. timer, shuffle, clock, repeat butttons. speakers: £40 ono Call 07797 819140

ELECTRICAL

SPORT & LEISURE

IPHONE 4 - 16gb unlocked. Comes with case, headphones and USB charger.

Mint condition. Well looked after.

Only year old. £500 Call 01534 880776

ELECTRA HAWAII 20” GIRLS BIKE FOR SALES

PANASONIC LUMIX G3 Only used for few months. Colour black. In mint condition. Will include camera bag. £250 Contact through jerseyweekly.com COMPACT PHOTO PRINTER Selphy Compact Photo Printer for Sale. Never used, all accessories still sealed. New printers priced at £145. £100 Please call 01534 865578 after 6pm IPOD IBASS SPEAKERS iPod iBass speakers, £10 Call 07797 843769 CANON EOS 400D WITH EXTRA LENSES AND ACCESSORIES

For sale, I have my whole set of photography equipment, perfect for someone starting up! This is EVERYTHING you need. The main items are listed below: Canon EOS 400d Canon BG-ES Battery Grip Canon EFS 18-55mm lens Canon EF 50mm Lens Tamaron XR Di

Great Girls Bike In Excellent Condition - Need To Sell As We Have Got A Larger Bike Now Electra Hawaii Single-Speed 20-Inch Girls Bike (2011) Frame: Stream Ride Hi-Ten Steel w/ Patented Flat Foot Technology® Fork: Steel Unicrown Cranks: Classic Steel One Piece Bottom Bracket: 9-PC Loose Ball. £65 Call 01534 629916 LATERAL THIGH TRAINER In good condition, complete with recipe book and exercise program by Brenda Dygraff, (American Fitness Queen) Bought from TV Sales Channel and I don’t use it anymore, my kids always seem to be in the way wanting to go on it so it has to go. Handy for those who don’t like gyms or aren’t ready for that move to the gym. The work outs are hard work, but I lost weight coupled with healthy eating. I paid £90.00 for it but it has been stored in a cupboard for a while now and I would be happy to let it go for £25. Black and it is a lot like skating. Call 01534 519479

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CLASSIFIEDS

Issue 109, Friday, 2nd December 2011 GIANT MOUNTAIN-BIKE FRAME Acid team racing edition Giant frame in very good condition, comes with crank and seat pole. £100 Call 077977 90001 21FT COAST WORKER 21ft coast worker for sale in need of refit, these boats are very well known for their good sea handling ability, the sale includes the boat and cuddy 90hp mariner and a good strong road trailer. Must go as I don’t have time to complete it.

GENERAL

£1,000 Call 07829 798724

CHILDRENS CLOTHES Polkadot hooded jacket 5yrs new from Next £6.95 Pretty flower fleece hooded top 5-6yrs new from Next £10 Pink Ski Jacket 5-6yrs new+tags (from Next) £35 Gorgeous bicycle warm top 4-5yrs new £11.95 Purple velour joggers 2 pack 4-5yrs new Next £5.95 Peppa Pig tunic set new from Next 5-6yrs £15 Peppa Pig cord dress 5-6yrs new with tags from Next £1 plus much more. Contact through jerseyweekly.com ARLY LEARNING CENTRE LETTER LION - NEW Learn the alphabet and have fun!

ELC letter lion, which also doubles as a cuddly toy! New, no box £10 Contact through jerseyweekly. com LAMAZE PLAY HOUSE GYM NEW, NO BOX Lamaze baby play house gym, with accessories. New, no box. £20 Contact through jerseyweekly. com 170 LTR UN-VENTED PRESSURISED STAINLESS STEEL HOT WATER TANK PLUS INSTALLATION 170 ltr un-vented stainless steel hot water tank perfect for replacing an old leaking copper cylinder there is still 20 years of guarantee left on it , half the price of a conventional copper

cylinder and can be connected to your central heating the tank is complete and in perfect condition asking £300 cost £1000 new, I can even install it for you at extra cost as i am qualified to do so. Please contact me for full details. Free delivery £300 Call 07829 798724 BOAT TRAILER 19 foot boat trailer for sale £240 ono Call 077977 69219 MAMAS AND PAPAS COT Mamas and Papas, Helena pine cot, without, mattress, excellent condition £50.00 Call 07797 750887.

ZODIAC DINGHY FOR SALE Zodiac Cadet 260s Dinghy for Sale. Second-hand and in very good seaworthy condition.

Includes oars, foot pump and repair kit. Can deliver locally, if necessary. £250 ono Call 736881 4 DIGIT NUMBER J9659 for sale; please phone Call 078298 00334 MAMAS AND PAPAS COT Mamas and Papas, Helena pine cot, without mattress, excellent condition £50.00 Call 07797 750887 ENGINE OIL - BARGAIN! Engine oil - semi synthetic 10/40 two x 5 litres £15 each, bargain!

Tel 520852

TRADE CARDS PLUMBING & HEATING ENGINEER For all your plumbing requirements, domestic & commercial.

From a dripping tap to bathroom & kitchen installations. www. delaneyheatingandplumbing. co.uk Quotes on request; Tel; 07797810064 DAVID DE GRUCHY CARPENTER AND JOINER LTD I am a self-employed Carpenter with 30 years experience. Work includes any big or small jobs including painting, decorating

ACCESS VALETING

and block-work. I also do decking and plaster boarding. I have a Tipper Truck for delivering or dumping items. Please ring Mobile 07797727018 or Home 723460.

STYLE AND COLOUR CONSULTATIONS, INCLUDING PERSONAL SHOPPING Style Matters offers style, image and colour consultations for women. A full consultation will show you the most flattering colours to wear for your natural colouring and what clothing styles will be best for your body shape. £80 -£180 Call 07700 702290 HEALTH AND LIFESTYLE SCREENINGS Total Health Care Service is now operating in the Channel Islands. We hold clinics in various locations including regular sessions at the Grand Hotel and Spa (St Helier).

Home visits are available at an additional cost. Screenings start from £25.00 for a basic screen to £165.00 for a total screen, please contact us to discuss your needs. Phone: 01534 728091 Mobile: 07797841299 Mobile: 07925983272 Email: nurse@totalhealthcareservice. com (full classified ad on jerseyweekly.com) HANDYMAN - FASTFIX Free call out charge during normal hours - affordable rates - no silly prices - polite reliable professional service. local handyman; jobs completed in and around the house/garden.

Give me a call for an unbiased chat, information about jobs that I cover. Fully insured 10% discount for seniors (over 65) Call 01534 625106 or 07829 955500

WANTED AUDIO MIXER WANTED 3+ channel mixer wanted with XLR inputs. Anything considered £50 offered max.

Call 07797 814229

HAIR SALON ASSISTANT, FULL TIME OR PART TIME Health & Beauty Hair Salon Assistant, Full Time or Part Time. A Salon Assistant to cover a variety of duties in our busy Hair & Beauty Salon.

Pay and Hours by arrangement Contact Portside Studio Tel 747908 for an interview WANTED FULL OR PART TIME WORK 19 year old, keen sailor, first aid trained, two years engineering at highlands - looking full or part time anything considered.

Call 07797 893525 LOOKING FOR A 21FT UP TO 30FT FAMILY BOAT IN ANY CONDITION I am looking for a 21ft up to 30ft family boat in any condition that I can work on over the winter ready to enjoy next summer looking to spend up to £5000 Call 07829 798724 WANTED VW CAMPERVAN VW camper-van with sink and accessories - pop up roof if possible. £8,000 Contact through jerseyweekly.com LOCKUP WANTED Lock up garage required for motorcycles, in return for some weekend work. Not working at moment. I am a local man who has just been made redundant so i have lost my parking space.

Please help. Thank you Contact through jerseyweekly.com CASH BUYER SEEKS COUNTRY PROPERTY Cash buyer with no chainlooking for period character cottage. Funds up to £650,000 for the right property. Must be quiet location in a country parish and not on a main road.

Would like a garden but it doesn’t have to be big. If you are not currently advertising your cottage, but were thinking of selling, please e-mail us through jerseyweekly.com

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telephone 07797 711113 or email - enquiries@accessvalet.je. see our website for more details - www.accessvalet.je

Access Valeting has moved to a new central Town location in Seaton Lane, next Squire’s Pub. So whether you are on your way to work or just going shopping, let Access Valeting make sure you return with a nice clean car.

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Issue 109, Friday, 2nd December 2011

Guidescopes

Written by Tracy Poskitt, www.tracyguidelinesinternational.com

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

21 MAR - 20 APR

21 APR - 21 MAY

22 MAY - 21 JUN

22 JUN - 22 JUL

Single; you must take that social invitation given by friends. This will introduce you to exciting new love. Committed to that special someone; let them take the initiative for a new idea.

This opens up communication between you adding spark to your relationship like what you had in the beginning.

Healing Colour Red Lucky Number 20

At work, management will show appreciation about your reliability. This week is the beginning of financial fluidity.

Allow your heart to take the plunge when it comes to letting someone know your true love feelings for them, you will be surprised of their reaction.

Study and travel are the name of the game this week. Tuesday is especially good when making a decision between two destinations. The one you choose could be the key to that all important new course you’ve been looking for to get you on the right tracks towards future success.

Healing Colour Orange Lucky Number 4

Animals are featured where healing is needed so keep a close eye on your pet. Teams join to build a project that is not only good for financial prosperity but is also amazing when it comes to more social times with your loved one.

Make the most of the strong bonds being formed.

Healing Colour Gold Lucky Number 7

Leo

Healing Colour Purple Lucky Number 3

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

23 JUL - 23 AUG

24 AUG - 22 SEP

23 SEP - 23 OCT

24 OCT - 22 NOV

Look at your sixth sense more carefully and take your gut feelings seriously when it comes to friends. The time has come for you to break away from the people who are using you. Allowing the space in your life to be filled with new people who are more like minded with yourself.

Healing Colour White Lucky Number 9

Health feels better than it has for a long time and there’s good news when you find out the medication that’s needed is given at last, your energy is stronger so use it to your advantage at work to catch up with the tiresome jobs allowing you to enjoy the stimulation in doing what you do best.

Healing Colour Pink Lucky Number 10

Read the red tape when dealing with contracts on Friday. At last the relationship you have been working on comes to fruition, enjoy the social times at the weekend when you are invited to dine out at a restaurant with a oriental twist and a new style of entertainment.

Be sure to move forward and put your foot down when it comes to money. Don’t let yourself be influenced mixing business with pleasure. Look at your position at home and enjoy the feeling of having everything under control, let others run around after you for a change.

Healing Colour Yellow Lucky Number 5

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

21 JAN - 18 FEB

19 FEB - 20 MAR

Someone whose been a worry due to ill health gets some surprising good news, this takes the weight off your shoulders. Allow loved ones to step in and enjoy the special treats that are in-store for you.

Recharge your batteries as its a positive week all round.

Listen to your dreams and take a step in the right direction to fulfil your spiritual purpose.

Joining a group of like minded people will surprise you as your healing potential shows through. Listen to a wise lady as she shows you away forward into this practice.

Reach out for that golden opportunity by Saturday to do with Marketing plans. Be strong when you tell that special someone how you feel, wait for the surprise in love as you realise they are on the same wave length and take you out for a special meal.

As you are more laid back with your ideas this month others want to try and take the opportunities from you.

Also the bond between you and younger family member will be easier. Take the chance to meditate whilst you can to recharge batteries at last.

Healing Colour Violet Lucky Number 12

Healing Colour Jade Lucky Number 1

Healing Colour Blue Lucky Number 6

Healing Colour Green Lucky Number 11

23 NOV - 21 DEC

22 DEC - 20 JAN

Healing Colour Indigo Lucky Number 17

Pisces

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PHOTOS

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Market Street Xmas Party

By Ian Paine

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Kenny’s Gig

20th November

by James Hibbeard

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Kenny’s Gig

20th November

by James Hibbeard

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Jersey Scottish v First Tower

22nd November

by Ian Paine

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Market Street Xmas Party

23rd November

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St Martin v Sporting Touzel Cup

26th November

by Ian Paine

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St Martin v Sporting Touzel Cup

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Decadence Burlesque Night

27th November

by Rafal Wzorek

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Clear investment. Pure energy.

Domestic fuel bills.

How heated do you get?

Electricity prices frozen for a third winter.

Domestic oil and gas prices have risen by an uncomfortable *87% and *41% in the past two years to June, while Jersey Electricity prices have fallen.

We cut prices by 5% in 2010, froze them this year and now we’re maintaining tariffs at current levels again to help you keep warm this winter. That’s two-and-a-half years of stable prices.

Affordable, secure and sustainable electricity.

Isn’t it time you made the switch?

Tel 505460 www.jec.co.uk

OIL

UP 87%

GAS

UP 41%

ELECTRICITY DOWN 5%

*Source: States of Jersey Statistics Unit, RPI & CPC Reports June 2011 (Oil +27%; Gas +22%). RPI Report June 2010 (Oil +47%; Gas +15%)