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WEEK IN REVIEW

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Declining milk prices and labor shortages aren’t the only things threatening Brian Rainville’s family-run Franklin dairy farm — the federal government could also drive them out of business.

The feds want to seize several acres of the Rainvilles’ land as part of a $15 million border crossing upgrade at Morses Line. Seven Days staff writer Lauren Ober wrote about the proposed project in a cover story last fall (“Crossing the Line,” September 30, 2009).

Representatives from U.S. Customs and Border Protection attended a public meeting about the border crossing expansion on Saturday, at the Franklin Town Hall. According to an Associated Press report, they faced a fairly hostile crowd.

On Sunday, U.S. Senator Patrick Leahy (D-VT) sent a letter to Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano urging her to close the Morses Line crossing altogether rather than spend federal money to improve it. “Fair Game” columnist Shay Totten posted Leahy’s letter, and an update on the dispute, on Blurt, the Seven Days staff blog.

Find his post, and Ober’s original story — which is currently one of the most popular items on our website — at sevendaysvt.com.

blogworthy last week...

5/25: Lauren Ober documents the detritus that accumulates as BTV’s college students depart.

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5/21: Local salons help clean up the Gulf oil spill by donating locks to make “hairbooms.”

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5/20 Burlington Free Press publisher Brad Robertson is headed to Arizona.

5/19: TV and movie critic Margot Harrison opines on losing “Lost.”

Joe McCarthy was convicted of manslaughter for operating a backyard shooting range that led to a neighbor’s death.

You’re supposed to be ready, and aim, before you fire.

Y NOT?

Tony Pomerleau said he’ll match contributions — up to $1 million — to renovate the downtown YMCA. How about a fitness center with a view, over the pool?

DIOCESE DEAL

Good Lord, that was fast: Burlington College is buying the Roman Catholic Diocese HQ on North Avenue.

The downside: BC won’t pay taxes. The upside: “campus” beats condos.

HAPPY GRADS

Lots of Vermont college students matriculated under sunny skies last weekend. Too bad the job market is still soggy.

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65,000 sq. ft.

That’s the size of the new Community College of Vermont building in Winooski that welcomed students for the start of the summer term on Monday. CCV’s new Onion City campus is not only more spacious than its former downtown Burlington digs; it’s also got a community room, a computer lab and more natural light, too.

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MOST POPULAR ITEMS ON SEVENDAYSVT.COM

1. “The Restaurant Week Diaries” by Seven Days staff. Our writers chronicle their eating adventures during the inaugural Vermont Restaurant Week.

2. “Vermont’s Medical Marijuana Law Leaves Disabled Veterans Dry — Not High” by Ken Picard. Vets can’t access medical marijuana because of conflicting state and federal drug laws.

3. “Fair Game: What Have We Spawned?”

by Shay Totten. The columnist picks the winners and losers of the 2010 legislative session.

4. “Side Dish: House Party” by Alice Levitt.

New Winooski eatery Our House opened with a bang last weekend. Read Suzanne Podhaizer’s review this week on page 46.

5. “Kristoff and WuDunn Advise Midd Kids: Get Outside Your Comfort Zone” by Kevin J. Kelley. New York Times columist Nicholas Kristoff and his wife, author Sheryl WuDunn, spoke at Middlebury College’s 2010 commencement ceremony.

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I read [“Will Burlington’s Affordable Housing Sell to the Highest Bidder?”

May 12] with a growing sense of alarm.

Affordable housing is extremely rare in Burlington, and losing the apartments at Wharf Lane to Champlain College would indeed be a tragedy. I am fortunate to be a tenant of the Burlington Housing Authority and to have my rent subsidized by Section 8. Without this help, I would be unable to live anywhere near Burlington. And the current wait for a Section 8 housing voucher is approximately four years. Burlington needs more affordable housing, not less.

I hope Wharf Lane will be managed in a socially responsible manner, not simply sold to the highest bidder.

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Thanks for publishing “Lawn Gone” [May 12], the story about replacing lawn with gardens. Lawn replacement has many benefits, such as vastly reduced CO2 emissions (from lawn mowers), local food production (even more CO2 reduction), time savings, and greatly reduced herbicide, pesticide and fertilizer use. However, the article implies that the only replacement for lawn is

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vegetable gardens, and talks about how difficult it is to garden. Hopefully you haven’t scared away those who want to replace lawns but don’t want the effort of vegetable gardening, because there is another option: Replace lawns with low-growing groundcover that needs no mowing. Not only do these groundcovers grow wild in Vermont; we can also plant low-growing clover from seed, which can be purchased at Agway or other farm stores. Giving up your lawn does not have to translate into more work; it can translate into no work — and have great environmental benefits to boot!

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YANKEE LOST

Shay Totten is invaluable for unearthing news and analysis that other journalists miss. But his heralding Vermont Yankee as a “winner” in the just-ended legislative session is stupefying [“Fair Game,” May 19]. The bipartisan 26-4 vote to retire the plant as scheduled was historic, sending shock waves across America’s nuclear industry and stunning the “new nukes” movement. True, Entergy Lousiana is not going quietly into the night, even though it was bested by an energized and well-organized statewide grassroots campaign. Yet the progressive forces that won this victory

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Thanks, Seven Days, for getting the word out about our groundbreaking Gross National Happiness movement and conference [“Happiness Is…,” April 28]. One piece of info was left out, though: our web address, www.gnhusa.org.

The conference is open to the public, so the web info is crucial.

People who want to know more about the urgency and viability of the concept, as well as about the June 1-3 conference at Champlain College, can find a ton of information at this site.

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CORRECTION: Dan Bolles’ open letter to Senator Leahy in last week’s issue [“Low Power to the People,” May 19] incorrectly stated that Sen. Leahy is no longer a cosponsor of the Local Community Radio Act. Leahy was a cosponsor of the original bill in 2005 and has remained so through subsequent versions, including the current version awaiting passage by the Senate.

Seven Days regrets the mistake.

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The Lamoille Valley Rail Trail project has languished due to Ed Stanak’s failure to act expeditiously, in good faith, or honestly [“Trail Hit a Bump: Act 250,” April 28]. The project waited six months to get his ruling exempting it from Act 250. He reversed his ruling in one day without reasonable justification; he falsely claimed as fact that other rec trail projects required Act 250 oversight.

We’re trying to rejuvenate an abandoned property of the state’s — one that is an environmental disaster and a drain on taxpayers.

We’re cleaning up trash dumps, fixing clogged culverts and repairing decayed bridges — problems the state has ignored for years. His failure of duty has delayed the project another year, cost it tens of thousands of dollars in legal fees, and raised not a single valid objection. Northern Vermont businesses, cyclists, walkers, runners, equestrians, mushers, crosscountry skiers and snowmobilers stand to benefit tremendously from this great project that reaches across northern Vermont. Our vision is for a vibrant landscape supporting healthful lifestyles. His vision looks like the old Soviet Union: rust, decay, petty political balkanization and goverment inertia.

We taxpayers, small-business owners and potential users of this recreation trail request that instead of undermining the great ideas that bring economic and social benefit to our state, he support the principle that no-brainer projects like this are about much-needed repair and enrichment of the infrastructure of northern Vermont. This is about promoting recreation and economic

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are spending the summer and fall to protect the win. Vermont Yankee — too old and dangerous, run by an irresponsible out-of-state corporation — is done.

Shay should have named the sustainable energy economy as a session “winner.”

With this crumbling nuclear reactor out of the way, Vermonters can now get about building it.

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You don’t want to miss Vermont’s all-too-short summer. And we’re here to help, with a selective guide to the state’s must-do events — yep, there’s a fest for almost everyone. In this issue, too, Cathy Resmer recommends floating — down the WINOOSKI RIVER. If two-wheel adventures are more your thing, you’re not alone: As Ken Picard discovers, BICYCLE TOURING in Vermont is picking up speed. Vacationing on a budget? Try COUCH SURFING. Lea McLellan explains how.

And travelers whose GPS is in their stomachs should note the “QUIRKY ROAD FOOD” tips from Alice Levitt and Jarrett Berman. For loads more seasonal info, go to sevendaysvt.com and click on “SUMMER VACATION PICKS.” Now, get out.

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Why Did Hinesburg Fire Its Police Chief? The Cops Come Clean

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A Barre Renter Is Fighting City Hall for Shutting Off Her Water

Summer Preview: A selective guide to the season

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Summer Preview: Local “couch surfers” say they’re riding a global hospitality wave

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Screen Shots: Where the Action Is in VT Film A One-Woman Show at Lost Nation Explores Dating ... and Shoes

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New Burlington Theater Space Debuts With Play Festival

BY ERIK ESCKILSEN

Summer Preview: Vermont’s bicycle tourism shifts into high gear — on and off the roads

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Could Westward Ho! make a comeback?

“My advice to anyone today is not to touch the thing with a 10-foot pole,” said Morrisseau, now a West Pawlet resident who’s a secessionist candidate for state senate.

Is the city’s economy damaged by the riff raff ? Let’s look at the numbers.

As of December, just 6.1 percent of the city’s retail space was vacant, according to BRUCE SEIFER of Burlington’s Community and Economic Development Office. The regional average is 6.5 percent.

The central business district’s vacancy rate was higher: 7.8 percent. Its long-term average vacancy rate? 8.5 percent.

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City revenues from local option taxes H P L • ILLADEA 9 — rooms and meals, and sales — topped • DELT $2 million in 2007 and slid to $1.75 mil• PHX lion in 2009 as a result of the recession.

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Morrisseau recently visited the 75 Main St., Burlington, VT • 802.864.6555 Marketplace. “Everybody has to be M-Th 10-9; F-Sa 10-10; Su 12-7 Must be 18 to purchase tobacco products, ID required somewhere. Everybody’s got to eat Lake & College Streets on the Burlington Waterfront Open Seven DayS • 863-2345 x2

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and also make a buck,” he observed.

“Vibrancy helps all those things, yes?”

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Go West, Young Man

The soon-to-be ex-publisher of the Burlington Free Press, BRAD ROBERTSON, is riding into the sunset. After just two and a half years on the job, the thirtysomething Robertson is leaving Vermont to accept a promotion as president of Gannett Local and vice president of business development for the U.S. Community Publishing division, which oversees Gannett’s 81 daily newspapers.

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But Robertson had to carry out some less pleasant duties, too, while in Burlington. Like many beleaguered daily newspaper publishers, he had to steer a listing ship, carry out sweeping layoffs and furloughs, cut back on benefits and raise newsstand prices.

During Robertson’s reign, in an effort to consolidate and cut jobs, Gannett moved the daily’s circulation call center to Kentucky and outsourced graphic design to India. This year the company will move any remaining in-house ad production to the Midwest.

Did the changes help?

Not according to print circulation and web readership figures.

Between March 2009 to March 2010, circulation dropped from 35,448 to 32,993 on weekdays and from 43,513 to 42,216 on Sunday.

The daily’s web traffic, according to an internal corporate spreadsheet obtained by GannettBlog, has taken a similar dive. The number of monthly unique

visitors to the Free Press site dropped from 385,844 in April 2009 to 362,703 in April 2010. The same happened with total page views — they slipped from 4.3 million in April 2009 to 3.6 million in April 2010.

On Tuesday, the paper sent out a survey for Target, which regularly inserts flyers into the Freeps. City Councilor NANCY KAPLAN (D-Ward 4) immediately tweeted that the paper had misspelled its own name in the subject line.

Guess axing copy editors wasn’t such a good idea.

Ironically, Robertson has used social media to steer the Freeps into the 21st century and infuse new life into it. He encouraged reporters to engage with readers on Facebook and Twitter, and provided readers with streaming video coverage of debates, meetings and interviews. He also created niche print sections and publications: Green Mountain, Savorvore and Free Press Express are a few that have caught on.

Robertson boosters say he is a good listener. In an email to staffers he wrote, “I arrived here in October 2007 with a goal of making an impact, a big contribution to the Burlington community and as I am preparing to leave I realize that it is I who have been changed, who has been impacted by Vermont.” His predecessor, JIM CAREY, wouldn’t have been caught dead saying that.

Two to Tango

A number of readers howled when I called Entergy Vermont Yankee a legislative “winner” in last week’s column. Fret not. Give ENVY a week and they’ll find a new way to scare the bejesus out of us.

Late Friday, after the close of business, VY announced strontium 90 had been detected in the soil that had been dug up and removed after being soaked with tritium earlier this year. ENVY has nearly finished the task of pumping thousands of gallons of water out of the ground and removing contaminated soil.

The reported levels of strontium 90 — which has a half-life of 30 years — were 20 times higher than the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency’s limits for residential soil, and 6000 times higher than what’s recommended for agricultural use.

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The strontium was detected as deep as 17 feet below the surface, said Larry Smith, ENVY spokesman. Testing will continue near the leak source, but Smith wouldn’t say if ENVY will check for strontium in other areas.

That worries legislative consultant arnie GunderSen, who fears the strontium 90 could be moving toward the Connecticut River — a possibility, given the leak’s age and size.

For months, state health and ENVY officials parroted the claim that any strontium 90 readings were due to: a) residue from a fuel rod mishap in the 1970s; b) fallout from Chernobyl; c) fallout from nuclear bomb testing; or d) all of the above.

What about a tritium leak at a nuclear power plant where strontium 90 is a byproduct of the fission process? Pshaw.

Once again, Gundersen has proved prescient. He asked the state Department of Health, and Entergy, to test for strontium back in February.

They pooh-poohed his request.

ENVY got the strontium results on Monday, it told the state on Wednesday, and both camps released the news to the public late Friday.

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Try two years.

“Based on the model and the locations of the leakage source and the first well to show tritium contamination, I believe the contaminated water may have started leaking from the AOG pipe tunnel two years before being initially detected at the river’s edge,” Dr. WiLLiam irWin, the state’s radiological health chief, told “Fair Game.”

Irwin made the claim after reviewing analyses conducted by the Agency of Natural Resources and an independent consultant hired by Entergy.

Irwin says the leak likely started in early 2008, dispelling the myth that it was a one-time occurrence in January 2010.

Shouldn’t there have been signs of a leak before January?

In fact, there were. Five, to be exact.

According to a recent report by Nuclear Safety Associates, a consultant hired by the state Department of Public Service, ENVY staff reported five sink holes from July 2008 and April 2010 near the site of the recent leak.

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Summer Seats

The list of Statehouse retirees continues to grow. This week, Rep. Ginny miLkey (D-Brattleboro) decided against a sixth term. Don’t be surprised if a Progressive jumps into the race. Two of the five House Progs hail from there.

A Democratic primary is shaping up in the two-seat district home of Reps. david Zuckerman (P-Burlington) and keSha ram (D-Burlington). Zuckerman is not running for reelection, but his former Progressive seatmate, chriS PearSon, is.

Ram bested Pearson in 2008.

To win reelection, however, Ram will first need to win the August 24 primary.

She’s facing two challengers: PeG BoyLe SinGLe and keith PiLLSBury, a school board member.

On the Senate side, Democrat david yacavone will seek Lamoille County’s single senate seat being vacated by Sen. SuSan BartLett, who’s running for governor. Yacavone is a former official with the Agency of Human Services and now lobbies for the Vermont Association of Hospitals and Health Systems.

The race to replace gubernatorial hopeful Senate President Pro Tem Peter ShumLin (D-Windham) may be another Democratic primary to watch. toBy younG, a Democrat and former House member, is in the race, as is former U.N. diplomat Peter GaLBraith.

Galbraith flirted with the idea of running for governor in 2008. Running for reelection in the two-seat Windham district is Democrat Sen. Jeannette White.

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ermont’s small-town police departments have seen plenty of drama in the past few years, from Vergennes’ drug-addicted chief to a departmentwide porn probe in Rutland. In April 2009, Hinesburg started the process of dismissing its top law enforcer. Now, after more than a year of silence, town officials are talking about the chain of events that led Hinesburg to fire well-liked Chief Chris Morrell.

Morrell tells Seven Days in an interview that he was forced from his job by conflicts with a deputy chief whose “aggressive” tactics eroded the department’s credibility and a town hall that didn’t back him up.

Hinesburg Town Administrator Jeanne Wilson and Fred Silber, the former deputy who is now Hinesburg’s police chief, are firing back that Morrell was a passive and ineffective manager who allowed petty disputes to escalate and poison the department.

Little was known about the tensions roiling in the police department when Morrell was placed on administrative leave more than a year ago. But a 135-page arbitrator’s report released when the town officially fired Morrell in March 2010 reveals how trivial squabbles festered into serious problems that led to distrust on all sides. Morrell was fired for fostering poor morale in the department and for not letting the deputy chief do his job, according to arbitrator Michael C. Ryan. Ryan determined the town of Hinesburg was justified in letting Morrell go.

Now Morrell is bringing a bombshell wrongful-termination lawsuit that demands his job back and adds more fuel to the fire — dredging up old incidents and accusing Silber of roughing up suspects.

Morrell’s lawsuit points to a 2007 interrogation of a drug suspect that Silber carried

out and admits was unlawful.

Speaking publicly for the first time about the saga, Silber tells Seven Days the interrogation was a mistake but says Morrell’s accusations of unnecessary force are baseless. Silber, who came to Hinesburg in 2006 after 30 years working narcotics, sex-crimes and other units for the MiamiDade police force, believes Morrell felt threatened by the professional experience he brought to the department.

The Hinesburg ordeal shows that a few personality conflicts in a small police department can be enough to upset longstanding relationships and balances of power.

For her part, Wilson says the department is functioning better now that Morrell is gone. She wants the town to move on. But with Morrell’s lawsuit working through the discovery phase and lawyers prying for more details, her wish will most likely be delayed.

By all accounts, Morrell was a wellregarded and skilled police chief who ran the department without incident for years. He was hired as Hinesburg’s first chief in 1994, after two decades working as a deputy sheriff in upstate New York. In Hinesburg, he was the first full-time officer, running the department out of a small office with no phone, firearms or even a working typewriter.

In 2003, Hinesburg retained former Vermont Public Safety Commissioner James Walton to evaluate departmental operations. Walton praised Morrell’s shop as a “model” for how Vermont towns should do community policing and called the chief a “visionary police manager with the energy and stamina needed to lead a small agency into maturity.”

But Walton also noted Morrell was “stretched thin,” and increased workloads

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LAW ENFORCEMENT Silber was a poor fit for Hinesburg and had trouble adjusting to small-town police work. Morrell says he became aware of several incidents in which Silber allegedly used unnecessary force on individuals.

The first was a 2006 roadrage incident in Burlington in which Silber physically restrained an irate driver who accosted him at an intersection. Silber forced the driver to remain face down on the hood of his car until police arrived. Silber’s report to Morrell on the incident downplayed the confrontation, saying only that he “directed” the driver back to his car — a description the arbitrator found “a bit evasive.”

That driver, Doug Knox of Hinesburg, initially signed a statement saying Silber taunted him with the words “You’re not so tough now.” But now Knox says Silber wasn’t overly forceful or unprofessional in any way.

The second incident occurred when Silber and other officers broke up an underage drinking party in Hinesburg on July 4, 2007. One of the youths reached for

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were straining his officers. By then, there were three fulltime officers, three part-timers and an administrative assistant. Walton recommended hiring a second-in-command to take some pressure off the chief.

Meanwhile, minor disagreements were sowing division within the department. The arbitration report documents how small problems blew up, as indicated by chapter headings such as “Neckties” (a female officer fought with Morrell over his insistence she wear a necktie as part of her uniform) and “File-Cabinet Issue” (the chief put a new filing cabinet on blocks so its top would be flush with others, then scolded an officer when she removed the blocks.)

The arbitration report portrays Morrell as a nonconfrontational manager who resorted to “passive resistance” when Wilson and the select board made decisions he didn’t like. Town officials also accused him of gender discrimination, but the report cleared Morrell on that count. It does indicate the chief admitted he might have expressed a preference for performing CPR on large-breasted women.

Over Morrell’s objections, the arbitrator writes, the town made the second-in-command a deputy chief’s position. Morrell warned it would make the department too top-heavy. Sergeant or lieutenant would be a better rank, the chief recommended.

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“I come into the department and see subordinates are essentially running the department and doing things he didn’t want done,” says Silber, a University of Vermont graduate who moved back to his native Miami for a police job in 1975.

Silber says the chief cut him out of key management decisions, preventing him from doing the job he was hired to do.

Silber admits he can be a “stubborn S.O.B.” and is a passionate investigator, but he insists he’s not overly aggressive.

“Am I violent? Prone to violence?”

Silber says. “If that’s what ‘aggressive’ means, no, I’m not. Am I aggressive in my pursuit of a case when I’m looking to solve a crime? You’re darn right I’m aggressive.”

Over time, friction between Silber and Morrell grew. Morrell told an underling that Silber was Jeanne Wilson’s “pet project” — a remark that got back to all involved. When Morrell pressed Silber to admit that he “dumped” the youth, Silber complained to Wilson, who ordered Morrell to drop the probe. She didn’t have the authority to do so.

After Silber and another officer threatened to quit over tensions with Morrell, the town asked Morrell to resign and, when he refused, placed him on administrative leave.

To this day, the accusations against Silber have not been investigated to a fact-finding conclusion. Wilson says the allegations weren’t brought to the town’s attention until months, sometimes years, after the fact. Town leaders were also dubious of Morrell’s claims, she says, because his dislike of Silber was well known. The unlawful interrogation of Nguyen came to light only during arbitration, Wilson says, and the town lawyer advised her it was “not something to be overly concerned about.”

Ryan, the arbitrator, concluded Morrell was right to look into the claims about Silber — even if they ultimately turned up nothing. Ryan faults Wilson for calling off the investigation, but adds that it’s “hard to understand” why Morrell backed down.

As a manager, Morrell believed in “correcting” bad behavior rather than disciplining officers. Ironically, he was fired without any of the warnings, or disciplinary memos that Morrell afforded his own officers when he was chief. He’s now a part-time officer in Shelburne.

Morrell’s lawyers charge that Hinesburg ignored its own code of “progressive discipline” by removing the chief without warning him he was on thin ice.

The arbitrator disagrees, saying the “handwriting was on the wall” and Morrell should have seen it. m

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a cellphone, and when Silber went to restrain him, the kid dropped to the ground.

The kid later told Morrell that Silber threw him down “like a sandbag.”

Both encounters are subject to conflicting reports by the parties involved, and Silber disputes using unnecessary force in either instance.

What’s not in dispute is that Silber unlawfully interrogated a drug suspect at Hinesburg police HQ in January 2007 — an incident cited in Morrell’s lawsuit.

In that case, Silber was questioning Phat Nguyen. The night before, Nguyen had given his best friend OxyContin pills that ended up killing him. Silber read Nguyen his Miranda rights, and the suspect refused to waive them. Nguyen told Silber, “I’m going to plead the Fifth” and asked for a lawyer.

But Silber continued to question Nguyen for several minutes in hopes of getting a confession. According to a partial transcript of the interrogation, Silber told the suspect at one point that prosecutors would almost certainly charge him with a crime, adding, “It’s up to them whether they want to fucking bang your ass. That’s how it works.

That’s the real world. It’s not TV ... This ain’t ‘Law & Order.’”

Nguyen went on to make incriminating statements and consented to a search of his body that turned up a balloon with heroin inside.

In her ruling on a motion to suppress the evidence gained during Silber’s interrogation, Judge Christina Reiss found that Silber’s continued questioning of the suspect constituted a “clear violation of his Miranda rights.”

The transgression didn’t end up affecting Hinesburg’s case; police had sufficient evidence to convict Nguyen anyway.

But Morrell says Silber’s conduct was “quite disturbing” and unlike anything he’d ever seen in Hinesburg.

“I had concerns my credibility might have been diminished by these actions,” Morrell says. “Credibility isn’t something you build overnight. I mean, it took me 12 years to get to this point, and I see somebody knocking it down.”

Silber admits that the interrogation should have ended when Nguyen asked for a lawyer and says he probably wouldn’t perform it the same way again.

“Clearly I wanted a confession,” Silber says. “Every cop wants a confession. But what did we lose at this point? The man’s in prison.”

Silber maintains Morrell ran a dysfunctional police department plagued by insubordination.

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ne day, Brattleboro-based filmmaker Morgan Faust was reading the New Yorker when she noticed an ad that read, “Do you need to buy some time?”

She remembers thinking, What if you could buy time? Fun time or alone time? If you could buy it by the quality, not just the quantity?

Those questions inspired “Tick Tock Time Emporium,” a short film that Faust and a crew of 25 will shoot in Bellows Falls this July. Faust, 32, describes it as a “Tim Burtonmeets-Amélie-style film ... about a little girl

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who finds herself in a fantastical time shop, where time can be bought and sold.”

Faust, a Boston native who’s splitting her time between Vermont and her MFA program at Columbia, has plenty of experience behind the scenes. She produced Bess O’Brien’s film version of Shout It Out! in 2008 and has been involved with the naturalistic, ultra-low-budget filmmaking movement critics call “mumblecore”: She produced director Andrew Bujalski’s Mutual Appreciation and associate-produced Funny Ha Ha. More recently, Faust edited the indie film 3 Backyards, with Edie Falco, which was well received at Sundance. She’s cast another of that film’s stars, Broadway actress Rachel Resheff, as the heroine of “Tick Tock.”

Faust says when she saw Adams Grist Mill in Bellows Falls, she realized it was “exactly what I imagined for the film” and contacted the local historical society about filming there.

The Vermont shoot is scheduled to take about six days; the 15-minute film has a projected budget of $22,000.

That may seem low for a fantasy. But Faust hopes to “use colors and light to bring out that fantastical look,” she says.

Though she’s working with a visual-effects team, she adds, “we’re trying to make as much of it as possible really exist.” That means delving into the historical

society’s trove of “old machines and devices and cameras.” Faust and her brother, a production designer, are repurposing the quaintlooking objects as props. For instance, she says, “something that looks like an old camera could be something you could use to monitor how much time you’re wasting.”

Like Neil Gaiman’s Coraline, the film’s young heroine feels her mom never has enough time for her, but when she tries to pilfer some from the Time Emporium, untoward consequences ensue. The lesson, says Faust: “You can’t really control what someone else does with time.”

Faust hasn’t yet cast all the film’s 12 roles and welcomes local actors and artists.

Interested? Contact her via faust-films.com.

This Thursday, women across the U.S. will be breaking out the high heels and sipping Cosmos to celebrate the opening of Sex and the City 2. And one Vermont company is poised to ride the wave of “fabulousness,” as Inlu.com cofounder Monica Ostby puts it.

Founded three years ago by “South Burlington moms” Ostby and Jamaica Jenkins, Inlu is an online event-planning tool “built for events with a gifting component,” says Ostby. The service makes it simpler for users to pool their money for a gift or contribute to a charity.

About a month ago, “A user called up and said, ‘I think I’m going to do a Sex and the City party for a cause,’” says Ostby. “We thought, Gee, that’s fabulous.”

Now the Inlu site prominently displays

the film’s sparkly logo and star Sarah Jessica Parker’s image alongside an invitation to host a themed “cause collection party” and “see the premiere with your friends (wearing lipstick & heels, or not).” Ostby says clients from coast to coast are planning parties with Inlu’s help, using the movie as an opportunity to raise money for organizations such as Dress for Success and the Chittenden Emergency Food Shelf.

How did Inlu get permission to use SJP’s image? “I called her publicist repeatedly,” says Ostby. Once she’d presented her case, “It’s an easy conversation to have; it moved quickly.”

With Parker behind the idea, approval from Warner Brothers followed.

Ostby is no stranger to Hollywood: Her husband, Hawk Ostby, cowrote the screenplays for the first Iron Man and Children of Men. Like Parker, he’s repped by powerful talent agency CAA — a fact Ostby mentioned to the latter’s publicist. But she doubts that connection pulled much weight.

“She’s given us a break and she didn’t have to,” says Ostby of the actress. “We’re thrilled.

We hope our marketing introduction of this is just in time.” The company is still in beta mode, she notes: “We’re bootstrapping.”

Which raises the question: Can you pull yourself up by your Manolos?

What’s Hawk Ostby doing these days?

Monica notes that he and out-of-state writing partner Mark Fergus completed an adaptation of the graphic-novel series Cowboys & Aliens for a film now going into production, directed by Iron Man’s Jon Favreau and starring Daniel Craig. They’ve also turned in a draft of a script for Akira, an in-development live-action version of the classic Japanese manga. m

A One-Woman Show at Lost Nation Explores Dating… and Shoes B y M egan James

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e’ve all had at least one: a bad date.

“You get your hopes up and you think, This is it, he’s the one, and then you find out … whatever; they’re married, they’re broke, they’re liars, they’re psychopaths.” So says Margo Whitcomb, director of Bad Dates, the onewoman show opening at Montpelier’s Lost Nation Theater this week. The play was written by Theresa Rebeck, a screenwriter for “Law & Order.”

LNT’s producing artistic director Kathleen Keenan plays Haley Walker, the single mother, of a teenager, who’s trying Bad Dates, Lost Nation Theater in Montpelier. May 27 through June 13, Thursdays and Sundays at 7 p.m.; Fridays and Saturdays at 8 p.m.; Saturday, May 29, and Sunday, June 13, at 2 p.m. $25 Friday through Sunday; $20 Thursdays; $15 preview on Thursday, May 27.

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to re-enter the dating scene after a 15-year hiatus. What Haley encounters may be cringe-inducingly familiar to many audience members.

A small-town girl from Texas, Haley finds herself starting a new life in New York City.

Vying for her attention are her daughter, her finances and the prospect of new love. Oh, and the Romanian mob, and you’ll have to see the play to find out why.

Haley finds solace in the best thing around — the discount designer shoe store right next door. “Haley has a shoe obsession,” Keenan explains.

She and Whitcomb don’t consider themselves “shoe hounds,” but since beginning work on Bad Dates, they’ve been paying a lot more attention to what other women walk around in. The pair put out a call for local ladies to lend them their “fashion” shoes for the show, and have collected a few hundred.

“You wouldn’t believe what women have in their closets,” Whitcomb exclaims.

“Colorful pumps, leopard-skin stretchy boots,

bridesmaid shoes. I find myself all excited about shoes.”

“I haven’t screamed so much since working on this show,” Keenan admits, miming opening a box of sexy stilettos.

When asked to recall her favorite pair, Keenan thinks hard. Both women are needed to describe the shoes accurately. Turns out they’re classic pumps in candy-apple red, with “nice architectural detail.”

“You want to lick them,” Whitcomb confides.

The play may sound girly, but Keenan and Whitcomb say there’s something in it for everyone. “There is a little bit of voyeurism to it,” says Whitcomb, “because [the audience] gets to be there with [Haley] as she prepares; you know, to really see what happens behind the scenes before and after a date.”

Keenan says she’s encouraging people to bring a (good) date to Bad Dates.

“You will both walk out appreciating who you’re with,” she says with a grin. m

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of nonprofits, such as Channel 17 and the Imani Health Institute, as well as a dance studio and Kids on the Block puppet troupe.

Schnabel noticed a garage and loading dock facing Archibald and asked building manager Ben BerGstein if it was available to convert into a theater. “He said, ‘Make it happen,’” Schnabel recalls.

Schnabel and company began turning the space into Off Center. It had some distinct advantages: a loading dock that creates a stage, 13-foot ceilings, and a bay that declines slightly for a gentle seating rake. The 1000-squarefoot theater can hold 65 audience members.

The building offers a sizeable lobby, an accessible bathroom and ample parking.

Off Center’s chief drawback may be its distance from the heart of downtown Burlington — a mere few blocks but, as Bergstein notes, a greater perceived deviation from the more traveled entertainment path.

Off Center’s inaugural season will test its ability to attract ticket buyers. Booked so far are the Switch On festival, a run of Goldberg’s new play Who’s Afraid of Edward Albee? (opening June 16) and a guest run of Freedom Club, jointly produced by Schnabel’s Riot Group and Philadelphia’s New Paradise Laboratories, starting the second week in August.

Box-office receipts aside, theater artists are eagerly anticipating the new room. “The theater energy in Burlington is boiling just under the surface,” Aleshire says. Schnabel concurs: “This has been needed forever.” m

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FF Center for the DramatiC arts, a brand-new black-box theater in Burlington’s Old North End, will open its doors with the Switch On Theatre Festival June 2 to 5.

Organizer Ben aleshire says the fest is designed to showcase a crosssection of theater work — underground as well as more established companies. BreaD anD PuPPet’s luBBerlanD national DanCe ComPany will kick off the festival, and another 15 troupes or local and regional theater performers will fill out the four-night bill.

Founding members of the Off Center — John D. alexanDer, stePhen GolDBerG, Genevra maCPhail and Paul sChnaBel — say the new venue will address the scarcity of affordable performance space in Burlington.

Local thespians have long complained about the high cost of mounting shows in professional rooms or performing in spaces designed for other purposes, such as bars and cafés. “If you act in enough places that aren’t meant to be theaters,” Alexander says, “it gives you a drive to make an appropriate space happen.”

This makes the debut of Off Center especially satisfying for Alexander and Schnabel, who opened a performance space under the same name on Church Street in the mid-’90s, only to shut it down after three shows when faced with the cost of required fire-code alterations. From 1996 to ’98, they promoted a plan to convert the then-recently vacated Burlington Police station on South Winooski Avenue. Although the pair received zoningboard approval for that location, city officials designated the lot as the site of a grocery store — the current City Market. Alexander and Schnabel continued to pursue other spaces, but, “When the police station fell through, we both gave up for a while,” Alexander says.

In September 2009, while walking around the Old North End, Schnabel happened upon the large white building on the corner of North Winooski Avenue and Archibald Street. It’s home to a smattering

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ike most renters, Brenda Brown never paid the water bill at her two-bedroom apartment in Barre. It was included in her monthly rent of $650.

But when her landlord failed to pay that bill, the city plastered Brown’s building with pink shutoff notices, and the city clerk told her she would have to pay $722 to keep the water flowing.

Brown said she couldn’t pay — her only income is a $726 monthly Supplemental Security Income check — so city workers came and turned off the taps, which stayed that way for two weeks.

When they arrived on February 3, Brown was filling five-gallon buckets and plastic milk jugs from the tap, stockpiling all the water she could. Later, she drove to Price Chopper and spent her grocery money and a month’s worth of food stamps on 18 gallons of bottled water so she could flush the toilet, bathe and wash dishes.

“Mentally, it tore me apart,” says Brown, who lives on Summer Street with her son and daughter-in-law. “The day they shut the water off, I just sat there and cried for, like, an hour.”

Brown was snared by Barre’s tough policy on water delinquents. Under Mayor Tom Lauzon, the city has pursued a policy supported by Vermont law that disconnects households with seriously overdue bills — regardless of whether the dwelling is occupied by renters or owners, or at all.

The rules governing shutoffs by private utilities in Vermont are significantly more renter friendly than those governing public utilities like the Barre Water Department.

Vermont Public Service Board regulations say that no private electric, water or gas company can disconnect an occupied apartment for a landlord’s failure to pay an overdue amount. Renters also get the option of assuming future payments before a private utility is shut off.

Public water utilities have no such restraints.

Lauzon says the 4-year-old policy has dramatically improved Barre’s collection rate, which in turn keeps everyone else’s bills lower. The mayor doesn’t know how many households have actually been disconnected, but he says notices go out as often as needed, and homeowners get ample opportunity to work out payment with city hall. He says 13 new shutoff warnings will be sent out this week.

When she called city hall to fight the disconnection, Brown learned that tenants aren’t entitled to appeal water shutoffs — nor can they take over payments to keep the taps flowing — because they are not the ratepayers. Their landlords are.

While it’s rare for shutoffs to last longer than a day or two, Brown lost her water for two weeks in the dead of winter when she was recovering from foot surgery — a situation she calls inhumane and unfair.

With the help of Vermont Legal Aid, she got her taps turned back on after a doctor’s note persuaded a judge that water was medically necessary to keep Brown’s foot clean.

Vermont Legal Aid attorney Christopher Curtis calls the practice “unfair, wrong and illegal … For low-

localmatters — not of Barre’s policy but of state law.

“I don’t think it’s fair,” Lauzon says.

“But the law simply doesn’t allow the municipality to deal directly with the tenant” on overdue water bills. The mayor says state law ties the city’s hands by not letting renters take over payments on delinquent landlord accounts.

Lauzon adds, however, “[Brown’s] case is much less compelling to me than cases where tenants have done what they are supposed to do.” Brown had not paid her rent for some time — a circumstance that might explain, Lauzon continues, though not excuse, the landlord’s failure to pay the water bills. Brown says that her landlord has not tried to evict her, and there is no court record of his trying to collect back rent.

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Ratepayers were being treated differently, with some getting three months to pay, some longer, depending on which clerk they dealt with.

Today, Barre bills water customers quarterly and gives them 12 months to pay overdue amounts — provided they stay current on the quarterly payments going forward — and 24 months for “extenuating circumstances” such as a lost job or death in the family.

When that fails, water will be shut off, but only as a last resort, the mayor says.

Lauzon credits the policy with improving collections, cutting delinquencies from 10 percent in 2006 to 5 percent today — and that benefits everyone, he says.

Although he admits that living without water poses a habitability problem, Lauzon says failure to follow through on disconnection warnings would send the wrong message to landlords. “Every landlord in the city could simply decide not to pay … knowing that as long as it’s an occupied unit, we’re not shutting the water off.”

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income tenants whose health and safety are put at risk, the hardship is magnified because they are forced to incur other expenses — like buying water, spending money on doing laundry and having to buy premade meals.”

Curtis and colleague Karen Richards are suing the city of Barre on Brown’s behalf in what they hope will end up a federal class-action lawsuit. They argue that Vermont’s shutoff law violates two constitutional guarantees: due process, since it’s deprivation of property — the water — without a pre- or posttermination hearing; and equal protection, since tenants are treated disparately based on whether or not their landlord paid the water bill.

Brown’s apartment is in a four-unit building owned by Jeffrey and Marybeth Tevis of Randolph. The other three apartments are vacant, and the building is in foreclosure. Seven Days was unable to reach the Tevises at their listed phone number.

Just how many Vermont towns take Barre’s approach is unclear. Vermont Legal Aid has dealt with a few such cases over the years in Barre and Rutland, but none of those resulted in a tenant going without water for two weeks.

Karen Horn, public policy director for the Vermont League of Cities and Towns, says she has heard of shutoffs happening but believes towns use the power “sparingly.”

“I don’t think towns use it very frequently at all,” Horn says. “Generally what happens is, once a disconnection notice is sent, you get payment.”

The first notice posted on Brown’s door in January indicated payment of $571 was required to avoid disconnection. When she called city hall to inquire, Brown was told the amount was actually $722 — $571 for the monthly water bill, plus $150 toward a “repayment agreement” her landlord had struck with the city to pay off an outstanding balance of $2000.

Brown had two problems with that.

First, she wasn’t responsible for the entire building’s water use, just her own apartment’s. Second, she wasn’t about to pay her landlord’s past-due bills.

Brown sought the help of Curtis, who faxed a strongly worded letter to Barre city hall — to no avail. On February 3, the taps went dry. Two weeks later, Brown’s medical exception bought her a 30-day reprieve, but she had to find a permanent solution.

With a judge’s help, she and the city brokered a deal that allows her to pay a prorated portion of the water bill going forward — $70 a month — without assuming responsibility for the past-due amount.

Still, Brown felt like she was being “punished.”

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less than ideal circumstances, no doubt ... [to] give their child life in addition to pursuing career and pursuing education, pursuing avocations, though society wants to tell these young women otherwise,” Palin told a gathering of the antichoice Susan B. Anthony List this month at its Celebration of Life Breakfast.

And who is “society”? Unnamed “feminist groups” that “tell women, ‘You’re not capable.’” Palin would let every woman fulfill her God-given gift of motherhood and wrench the movement “back to its original roots,” which were — in case you were unaware — “pro-life.”

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Anthony was not just pro-life, Palin crowed; she was Republican!

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Of course, Palin doesn’t countenance complication, unless you count the syntax of her sentences — or her logic.

To wit: “Pro-life feminism is empowering women with choice” by denying them the choice of abortion.

Palin and the SBA List are not the only political women out there using the gains of feminism to God knows what ends. In fact, Sarah has been building her own sisterhood, slobbering mamabear kisses on at least half of them.

She’s endorsed early Teabagger and antiabortion. The evidence: a passing comment in an unsigned editorial in South Carolina gubernatorial candidate Anthony’s newspaper the Revolution. Nikki Haley (who has also won the alleHistorians call this hogwash. “We have giance of former state First Lady Jenny read every single word that this very Sanford, herself a rising Republican voluble — and endlessly political — star); stumped for Minnesota Republican woman left behind,” blogged Anthony Representative Michele Bachmann, scholars Ann Gordon and Lynn Sherr in who’s called for a McCarthyist investithe Washington Post. “Our conclusion: gation to root out the “anti-Americans” Anthony spent no time on the politics in Congress; stood by Arizona governor of abortion” and even argued vigorously Jan Brewer when she signed the state’s EWM (Existing While Mexican) antiagainst its legal suppression.

But then, Gordon and Sherr are just immigration law. Palin has thrown her the sort of graying East Coast profes- weight behind deposed Hewlett-Packard sors whose image Palin invoked at the CEO Carly Fiorina in her bid to unseat confab to raise a chuckle. No fan of book California Senator Barbara Boxer — to learnin’ she. So she sallied on, pulling the dismay of the Tea Party, which favors a revised Susan B. close to her pretty state Assemblyman Chuck DeVore.

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Her comment on Palin’s new tag and her focus on abortion: “Blech and more blech!”

In a country where Revolution is a flea-and-tick medicine, “feminism” has become a brand, either marketed or discontinued, depending on which you think will yield the greatest profit. Still, the funny thing about this whole postfeminist, “conservative feminist,” callthem-what-you-want crowd is whom they resemble more than anything else: the very people they most despise — those shrill, hirsute sisters of ’70s cultural feminism.

Like the wimmin who came before them, Palin, Siskind and their comrades appear to think that a double-X chromosome renders a human being automatically superior. And that every woman is the same. To Palin, every womb wants to be filled and every woman “can handle” a baby — or five.

To Siskind, every vagina deserves a term in office. These women commit the same error as their renounced foremothers: reducing Woman to a universal category, comprising the gun-totin’ pioneer and (I guess) the Native American woman she shot; the unnamed New Agenda think tanker whom Siskind described only by race and residence (“an African American grandmother who lives in the ’hood”) and the people she imagines will join NA, who can be found “at your gym or in your book group.”

As for Palin’s Tea Party feminism — a blend of nationalism and xenophobia, militarism and rural nostalgia, all embedded in a Cult of Motherhood — well, it has a more ominous historical resonance. Never mind the modern twist, adding Arbeit to Kinder, Küche, Kirche. Recent histories show that women during the Third Reich were not just popping out future Aryan soldiers, cooking schnitzel and kneeling in the church pews. They also were working as concentration camp guards, government administrators and teachers. National Socialism, anyone? This time the comparison is not just semantic. m

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That choice prompted the Christian Science Monitor’s Linda Feldmann to call Palin “a feminist first and a Tea Partier second.” But she doesn’t need to divide her loyalties. Most of her female comrades would feel fine sipping tea with the regulars. And if they didn’t before, some — like New Mexico’s Republican gubernatorial candidate Susana Martinez, a former moderate, and Fiorina — may be sidling right to win a splash of that Alaskan holy water.

The new breed of women-identified women seems as interested in putting down the old breed as it is in inventing a new, improved iteration. Last fall, the conservative Newsmax magazine ran a cover story penned by several conservative women on the “Newer Feminists,” with Palin at the head of a pack including Michelle Obama, racecar driver Danica Patrick, televangelist Joyce Meyer and Oprah Winfrey.

The common denominator? “They’re smart, independent, successful — and are all defining womanhood their own way (even if it means being a mom).”

What mostly defines them, though, is what they are not: “bra-burners,” “militants,” “annoying” and “abortion obsessed.”

And then there are those who look a lot like the old feminists but eschew the title — and the left-wing associations — because they’re looking for a bigger fan base. Pushing her way to the center ring of the gals’ big tent is Amy Siskind, a former Wall Streeter and PUMA (remember those Party-Unity-My-Ass Hillary diehards?) who has built her postelection grudge into an organization called New Agenda. NA’s one-size-fitsall mission — “support women” — combined with Siskind’s wild-haired, slender good looks make her an ideal pundit, and one who will take whatever position the TV producer needs on a given evening.

You can catch her on PBS, CNN or Fox, saying ... all kinds of things.

One day, she’s dissing Nancy Pelosi for selling out “the sisterhood” by supporting the antiabortion Stupak Amendment to health care reform. The next she’s congratulating Palin for endorsing every fetus lover on the map. New Agenda?

More like No Agenda.

Most of the time, Siskind sounds suspiciously like a Second Waver, denouncing sexism, unequal pay and genital mutilation. Yet in a piece on Palin, Siskind cited NOW’s waning membership and

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In the medical literature we find a typical story involving a 25-yearold man who took a blow to the pelvis during a motorcycle accident. On examination he was found to have a ruptured testicle, which left unattended can lead to orchiectomy — and that doesn’t mean digging up orchids. Surgeons put everything back together and sewed him up, and after three days he was … well, good as new probably overstates matters. But he was healed enough to go home (Herrera and Coimbra, 2009).

On rarer occasions, impact can result in a condition called testicular torsion — a twisting of one or more of the testes and spermatic cord — which may be accompanied (once again) by intense pain, nausea and vomiting.

Another relatively unusual one is dislocated testes, in which a testicle gets knocked out of the scrotum altogether, potentially winding up anywhere from up by your hips to partway down your thigh. Motorcycle accidents are good for this type of injury, too, collision with the gas tank or handlebars commonly being the culprit. Deliberately dislocating the testicles was allegedly a method used by Russian army recruits in the 1800s to avoid military duty, although to me this sounds like Russian roulette — that is, largely a myth. One thing’s for sure: If testicular pain persists for more

words, some pain impulses race up to your brain to inform you that you’ve absorbed a jolt to the vitals, while others branch off to the gut and make you feel sick and possibly vomit, in case there was any lingering doubt.

It’s a bit of an overreaction, if you ask me. Serious testicular injury is, thankfully, fairly rare.

The testes are flexible and move freely, enabling them to withstand rough treatment. A review of 5400 reported sports injuries to boys ages 5 to 18 during the 1990s found hundreds of abdominal injuries but zero testicular injuries (Wan et al., 2003).

However, when injuries to the testicles do happen, they’re bad. Three main types of things can happen: blunt trauma, which is what it sounds like; penetrating trauma (gunshots and such); and degloving injury, which may occur when the scrotum is caught in machinery and about which I’ll say no more.

Blunt trauma is what most

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DSX: Not all male land mammals have external testicles. Most of those that do are members of the mammalian subdivision called Boreoeutheria, a large group that includes humans but not, for instance, elephants. The standard explanation for the trait is that the optimal temperature for sperm production is about five degrees Fahrenheit cooler than core body temperature.

While this may be narrowly true, it’s unsatisfying. Elephants have undescended testicles but reproduce just fine and, as we’ve seen, the external arrangement poses some risk.

The question remains controversial. Some theories:

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1. Large testicles are attractive to potential mates. Can’t say I’ve observed much demand for this myself.

2. Large external testicles can store more sperm, increasing the chances of reproductive success.

3. Sperm are kept cool in the testicles to conserve their swimming energy; when they enter the vagina, the temperature jump gives them a temporary power boost for the brief but vital sprint to the egg. This is called the activation hypothesis (Gallup et al., 2009).

In other words, the external testicles are the starting gate, the female reproductive tract the racetrack, and successful intercourse the equivalent of ready-set-go. What we call the climax is only the starter’s pistol.

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hat’s so tough to understand? The male apparatus is outside, the female components are inside.

Not to get clinical, but this is a system that works. I suppose aspects of the plumbing might have been arranged differently, the location of the testicles in particular, but there seem to be reasons they weren’t. We’ll get to that. First let’s answer the more urgent question: Why does a shot to a man’s precious make him want to throw up?

It’s not complicated. You’ve heard the way to a guy’s heart is through his stomach? Turns out the route to his gonads goes through the stomach, too — more precisely, through the cluster of nerves called the celiac plexus, popularly known as the solar plexus.

Here’s how one medical team (Jefferson et al., 1997) describes the situation: “The celiac plexus provides the autonomic nervous supply to the testis as well as to the liver, pancreas, duodenum, gallbladder and colon. Therefore, testicular pain may result in gastrointestinal symptoms, such as abdominal pain, nausea and vomiting, through reflex stimulation of the celiac ganglion.” In other

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No sooner had I squeezed my boats into them than my coworkers unleashed a torrent of teasing aimed at my slippershoes. One said I looked like a tree frog.

Another said I reminded him of Golem.

Charming.

But they were right. While the shoes had a much-appreciated slimming effect, they looked, in fact, silly.

Not only that, but they were hard to get into. If you happen, for example, to have a big toe the size of a kosher pickle and a little toe the size of a jellybean, getting the shoes to fit right is tough. Just maneuvering my little toe into its corresponding pocket left me a little winded.

The instructions recommended that one ease into the shoes, wearing them not more than one to two hours a day. The Vibram website advises, “You will need to work into wearing your FiveFingers gradually, as your muscles will need time to adapt and strengthen.”

Since feet are accustomed to being in shoes, the shock of being nearly barefoot can be a bit much.

I started off using the FiveFingers to take my dog for walks of a mile or less.

My feet felt different. They didn’t hurt, necessarily; I just noticed how heavily I landed on my heel with each step. I tried to shift to a more forefoot-strike gait, but my flat feet weren’t ready for it and felt a little achy after my walks.

Later in my trial period, I walked longer distances — two, three miles. The product website reassures that a little soreness is natural as your feet adjust to doing the work themselves, without the assistance of a mattress of shock-absorption material. The thin rubber did its job protecting my metatarsals from broken glass and dirty hypodermic needles, but it wasn’t doing anything for my arches.

After a particularly long walk, my back and quads were killing me. Needless to say, I wouldn’t be doing any running in these shoes.

And that’s just as well, says Burlington physical therapist Eric Elsinger. Because

people’s foot and ankle mechanics vary widely, the FiveFingers aren’t for everyone. They probably aren’t for most people, he suggests. Barefoot running is to running what single-speed mountain biking is to mountain biking, Elsinger analogizes — it’s only for the most experienced athletes.

Elsinger, whose practice at Green Mountain Rehabilitation & Sports Medicine deals largely with runners and cyclists, says he likes the idea of recreational runners using the FiveFingers and similar shoes as a supplement to regular training. But, he warns, “The risk of injury far outweighs the benefits” of regular use. “The pressure on the joints results in a lot more work for the musculoskeletal system,” Elsinger says. “That can be amplified if the biomechanics aren’t ideal.” Not everyone is Zola Budd.

Despite these concerns, the FiveFingers — and barefoot running in general — continue to gain legions of devotees. One of them is Ruben Ortiz-Rivera of Burlington. The 51-year-old casual runner started using the FiveFingers at the suggestion of his doctor after arch pain hampered his running. So far, he’s thrilled with the results, despite his assertion that they’re “terribly overpriced.”

“I felt relief immediately,” Ortiz-Rivera says.

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uring last year’s Race to the Top of Vermont, a running and cycling race up Mount Mansfield, I spotted a guy charging up the toll road wearing the most ridiculous footwear I’ve ever seen, aside from jelly sandals.

The runner — Dan Zucker, avalanche survivor and outdoor-adventure nut — was sporting what amounted to foot gloves. The shoes, if they could be called that, were Vibram FiveFingers: basically black mesh slippers with toe pockets. On the bottom was a thin piece of rubber meant not to support the foot but to protect it from stones and rusty nails.

Zucker said later that he had just tried out the slippers for fun. And he liked them.

The Danville runner is not alone in his praise of the minimalist FiveFingers, which were originally intended for boating, kayaking and yoga.

Retailers are having a hard time keeping the shoes on the shelves, thanks to heightened interest in barefoot running, and the company is making a tidy little profit off the craze. According to a recent article in the New York Times, sales of the shoes have tripled every year since they were introduced in 2006; North American revenue in 2009 was $10 million.

I am skeptical of trends, especially those that make otherwise sane people don absurd footwear in the name of performance. (Remember the heel-less jump-training shoes? Exactly.) So I decided to try a pair of these FiveFinger things myself and see what the eff was up with them.

A couple weeks ago, a pair of FiveFinger KSOs, size 42, arrived in the mail. Thrilled, I ripped open the box.

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he warm promise of summer is upon us, but as any Vermonter knows, the weather can snap from blue skies to torrential downpour in the blink of an eye. The savviest summer adventurers won’t waste a second of sunshiny goodness, and we don’t want you to, either.

So, we’ve compiled your go-to warm-weather itinerary, organized chronologically to make planning easy. Maybe you’ll hang it on your wall or fridge ... just sayin’.

This year’s guide includes our picks for fun in — and out — of the sun. Some of these events are perennials; others are brand new. Our suggestions are by no means comprehensive, but we’ve supplemented our personal picks with a listing of Vermont’s “Greatest Hits” — the cream-of-thecrop summertime events.

Want more? Check out our growing online “Summer Vacation Picks” at sevendaysvt.com, as well as our weekly calendar section all season long. So much to do, so little time. Enjoy.

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Summer Preview Greatest Hits GREEN MOUNTAIN OPERA FESTIVAL Sunday, May 30, through Sunday, June 20, at various locations statewide. Various prices and times. Info, 496-7722. info@ greenmountainoperafestival.com www.greenmountainopera festival.com

STROLLING OF THE HEIFERS Friday, June 4, 1-8:30 p.m., Saturday, June 5, 7 a.m.-10 p.m., and Sunday, June 6, 7 a.m.-4 p.m., at various

locations in downtown Brattleboro. Various prices.

Info, 258-9177. www. strollingoftheheifers. com

2010 SPECIAL OLYMPICS VERMONT SUMMER GAMES Friday, June 4, 9 a.m.8:30 p.m., Saturday, June 5, 10 a.m.-9 p.m., and Sunday, June 6, 9 a.m.-2:30 p.m., at the University of Vermont in Burlington. Free. Info, 863-5222. www.vtso.org

THE OPERA COMPANY OF MIDDLEBURY’S “THE PEARL FISHERS” June 4, 8 and 10, 8 p.m., and June 6, 2 p.m., at Town Hall Theater in Middlebury. $35-40. Info, 382-9222. www.ocmvermont.org

BURLINGTON DISCOVER JAZZ FESTIVAL Friday, June 4, through Sunday, June 13, at various locations in Burlington. Various prices and times. Info, 863-7992. www. discoverjazz.com

TOUR DE KINGDOM Saturday, June 5, and Sunday, June 6, at Indoor Recreation of Orleans County in Derby. $50-75 registration and donation fee. Info, 334-8511. bike@orleansrecreation.org www.tourdekingdom.org

ROOTS ON THE RIVER FESTIVAL Thursday, June 10, through Sunday, June 13, at various locations in Bellows Falls. Various times and prices. www. rootsontheriver.com

VERMONT DAYS Saturday, June 12, and Sunday, June 13, at Vermont state park day areas, state-owned historic sites and Vermont History Museum. Free and open to the public; free fishing on June 12. www.vtstateparks.com

GATORADE FREE FLOW TOUR Saturday, June 19, at Talent Skatepark in Burlington. $15 entry fee; for competitors 21 and under only. gatoradefreeflowtour.com www.talentskatepark.com

WINOOSKI RIVER SOJOURN Tuesday, June 22, through Sunday, June 27, at various locations along the Winooski River. $10-70 per single day; $190-200 for three consecutive days; $350-365 for all six days. Info, 655-4878. www.winooskiriver.org GREATEST HITS

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Back in 1810, not many people lived in the Barton River Valley. That was a lucky thing, because on June 6, those who did heard a great roar and watched helplessly as 2 billion gallons of water from the Long Pond — released by an ill-fated engineering experiment — reshaped their landscape. The deluge disappeared into Lake Memphremagog with no reported casualties, but the memory of the “Runaway Pond” lasted in Glover, the town that sprang up after the flood. This June, the Glover Historical Society holds a three-day bicentennial celebration of the region’s trial by water, featuring a parade, a race along the flood’s route, tours, nighttime reminiscences from “graveyard ghosts,” folk music from the MacArthur Family, a Bread and Puppet play, a visit from Gov. Douglas, the dedication of a new historical marker and an engineer’s explanation of what went wrong. Come pay your respects to mighty Mother Nature.

VERMONT HISTORY EXPO 2010 Saturday, June 26, and Sunday, June 27, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., at Tunbridge Fair Grounds. $6-10. Info, 479-8500. www. vermonthistory.org/expo

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RUNAWAY POND BICENTENNIAL Friday, June 4, through Sunday, June 6, at various locations in Glover. Free. Info, 525-6212 or 525-4051. Find the schedule of events at gloverhistoricalsociety.org.

Bloom Town

Summer: ’Tis the season to covet other people’s lush bowers and maybe, if you’re a green thumb, to draw inspiration from them. Garden tours abound this season, but only one has a literary bent. Fairfield’s Garden of Verses takes its name from Robert Louis Stevenson’s A Child’s Garden of Verses,, in which the poet described gardens (and other things) from a Victorian child’s point of view, marveling at the quaint names of flowers: “Gardener’s garters, Shepherd’s purse, / Bachelor’s buttons, Lady’s smock, / And the Lady Hollyhock.” Visitors can explore the backyard worlds that Stevenson called “fairy places, fairy things” on a tour of eight Fairfield gardens this June, guided by a booklet that matches the plots with the poet’s lines, and they’ll enjoy a proper English high tea at their final stop. In keeping with the bookish theme, it’s a benefit devised by the Friends of the Bent Northrop Memorial Library.

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Saturday, June 19, 10 a.m.-3 p.m., at various locations in Fairfield. $12 for tour; $8 for boxed lunch. Info, 827-3942. bentnorthrop.org

Saturday, June 26, 9 a.m.-4 p.m., at Firehouse Center for Visual Arts in Burlington. Free. Info, 356-1838.

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FLYNN GARDEN TOUR Sunday, July 11, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., in Burlington. Info, 652-4533. www.flynncenter.org

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LAKE PLACID FILM FORUM Thursday, June 10 through Sunday, June 13, various times and locations, Lake Placid, N.Y. $10 per film. Info, 518-523-3456. Check lakeplacidfilmforum.com for updates.

MONTRÉAL WORLD FILM FESTIVAL August 26 to September 6. Info, www.ffm-montreal.org.

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Friday, June 4 through Sunday, June 6, various times, and locations, White River Junction. $5-8 per film; $60 for all-film pass. Info, 296-7000. wrif.org, info@wrif.org

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Where there are movie lovers, there will be film fests. The annual White River Indie Film Festival brings together Upper Valley filmmakers such as Liz Canner ((Orgasm, Inc.) for 15 screenings over three days, plus panel discussions and seminars. While many of these flicks are on DVD, big-screen presentation should encourage lively discussion of the issues raised by films such as XXY (an Argentinean drama about an intersex teen) and Sleep Dealer (a futuristic thriller set on the U.S.-Mexico border). Two you can’t Netflix are George Woodard’s The Summer of Walter Hacks and Grace, a documentary portrait of Grace Paley. The following weekend, across the lake, actress Parker Posey — who’s contributed her acerbic presence to films ranging from Dazed and Confused to Superman Returns — visits the annual Lake Placid Film Forum. It’s also a chance to see one of the biggest winners at Sundance, the hardscrabble drama Winter’s Bone.

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Spreading the Word

Norwich author David Macaulay (pictured) unveiled the secrets of cathedrals, pyramids and castles for generations of curious kids (and grown-ups) in his award-winning illustrated books. When Macaulay signed on as keynote speaker at this year’s Bookstock, Woodstock’s annual one-day literary festival, he chose an appropriate theme for a writing contest for the under-18 set: Young Vermont and Upper Valley authors were asked to submit a “story, poem or essay on the theme of a building, real or not, that is a character or moving force from the writer’s imagination.” The winners of the contest — administered by the Young Writers Project — will get their prizes at the fest. They should also find plenty of inspiration: Ripton author Bill McKibben will show up to discuss and sign his new book Eaarth: Making a Life on a Tough New Planet.

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Friday, August 13, through Sunday, August 15, at the Governor’s House in Hyde Park. Various times and prices per activity. Info, 888-6888. www.onehundredmain.com

SUMMER BOOK SALE Saturday, June 26, 9 a.m.-4 p.m., and Sunday, June 27, 11 a.m.3 p.m., at the Old Firehouse in Colchester. Free. Info, 879-7576.

‘BOOKSTOCK: THE GREEN MOUNTAIN FESTIVAL OF WORDS’ Saturday, July 31, times to be announced, on the Green in Woodstock. Free. Info, 457-9149. www.bookstockvt.org

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Islands in the Sun

Dreaming of an island getaway this summer? You don’t need to stray too far ... in fact, you don’t need to leave Vermont. The beating sun pushes most of us onto the lake at some point, but waterfront hotspots such as North Beach, sometimes overshadow Vermont’s largest chunks of shoreline, extending along the Champlain Islands. This year, that’ll change. The first-ever Festival of the Islands puts island towns on the map.

Hiking, biking and paddling diversions are ever present around the islands, but three days of events ranging from ice cream tastings to concerts to garden tea parties give daytrippers even more to explore. One possible itinerary: Spend Saturday morning basking near the water at Alburgh Dunes State Park before scoping out a craft fair at Isle La Motte Station. Come 2 p.m., sample the berry notes of the medium-bodied Crescent Bay Red at a Snow Farm Vineyard tour and tasting.

Mosey on over to True Light Farm in North Hero for the rest of the afternoon to explore the gardens and befriend the alpacas and goats while owner Yelena Light answers fiber and spinning questions. By dinnertime, you’ll have had yourself a nice little staycation to rival any ol’ day at the beach.

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Friday, July 30, through Sunday, August 1, 8 a.m.-5 p.m., at various locations in Alburgh, Isle La Motte, North Hero, Grand Isle and South Hero. Activity maps available at visitor information sites. Various prices; most events are free. Info, 999-5862. www.champlainislands.com

STOWE STREET ARTS FESTIVAL Friday, July 16, 5-8:30 p.m., and Saturday, July 17, 10 a.m.4 p.m., at Stowe Street in Waterbury. Info, 272-6515. www.revitalizingwaterbury.org

ISLAND ARTS CRAFT SHOW Thursday, August 5 through Saturday, August 7, 10-4 p.m., at Shore Acres Inn and Restaurant in North Hero. Free. Info, 372-6517. www.islandarts.org

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Run for the Hills

It’s more than just a funny name. The Moosalamoo Goshen Gallop is said to be one of the toughest 10K races in New England, challenging runners to climb the hilly dirt and gravel backroads of one of Vermont’s only national recreation areas.

Now in its 32nd year, the race has long been a favorite for local and out-of-state athletes alike, drawing hundreds of runners of varying abilities. Don’t feel up to the full 10K? Run the 5K loop instead. Or, just hang out by the start and finish line on the scenic grounds of the Blueberry Hill Inn, where grills will be heating up — and a local band will be tuning up — for an afterrace picnic. All proceeds from the race go to the Moosalamoo Association, the nonprofit that supports tourism, conservation and education in the recreation area.

So, what’s with that silly name? Erin Sheridan at the association says it’s an Abenaki word meaning “the moose depart,” or “trails of the moose.” “A lot of people have an issue pronouncing it,” she says. Her personal favorite? Moose á la Moo.

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A lot of drama can happen inside of 10 minutes. At least that’s what the actors, directors and playwrights of the Vermont Playwrights Circle would have you believe. And they aim to prove it once again this August with their third annual festival of 10-minute plays, aptly called “Ten Fest,” in the Mad River Valley.

From “Showdown at the Grateful Bread Bakery,” in which two characters learn about the transformative power of bread, to “The Knock,” in which the mystery of a late-night visitor pushes a husband and wife to reveal the secrets between them, to “Topologic,” the story of two women lost in the woods, the mini-plays are about as varied as their writers. And what better way to get a sampling of Vermont talent? The evening will showcase local actors performing plays by area writers.

The plays may be short, but expect ’em to pack a punch.

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If you like this, try: ‘AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS’ Tuesdays through Saturdays, June 29 through July 10, 8 p.m. (with 2 p.m. matinees on July 3 and 10), at St. Michael’s Playhouse in Colchester. $29-35. Info, 654-2281. www.saintmichaelsplayhouse.org

Thursday, August 19, through Sunday, August 22, at Valley Players Theater in Waitsfield. Info, 583-1674. www.valleyplayers.com

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[Keep your eyes on the Seven Days calendar for more summer theater; some community thespians haven’t established their schedules yet.]

Thursday, August 12, through Sunday, August 15, 6 p.m. (with a 2 p.m. matinee on August 14), at Island Center for Arts and Recreation at Knight Point State Park in North Hero. $20 includes park fee for the day. Info, 877-8741911. www.vermontshakespeare.org

Bad Company?

Anyone who still sings along to their hits — “Bad to the Bone,” “One Bourbon, One Scotch and One Beer” — on classic-rock radio will likely welcome George Thorogood and the Destroyers back to Vermont. The gravel-voiced front man and his band, who sold out the Flynn in 2008, will be blasting the neighbors this August at the Concerts on the Green at Shelburne Museum.

Launched from Delaware in the ’70s, the band made its mark with gritty, slide-guitarflavored blues-rock in the vein of Chuck Berry and Bo Diddley. And they didn’t stop there.

Just last year the Destroyers released The Dirty Dozen, which included some brand-new tracks as well as a few out-of-print classics.

Concertgoers are welcome to set up blankets and low beach-style folding chairs, but should leave at home the big coolers, glass receptacles and pets. Alcohol is forbidden, too, but there’ll be a beer tent and food vendors — including sponsor Ben & Jerry’s — to satisfy any mid-show cravings.

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CONCERTS ON THE GREEN SERIES

Tuesdays, June 1 through August 17, 7 p.m., at Castleton Village Green, and Sunday, July 4, 7 p.m., at Crystal Beach on Lake Bomoseen. Free. Info, 273-2911.

LAKE CHAMPLAIN MARITIME FESTIVAL Thursday, August 12, 5-10 p.m.; Friday, August 13, and Saturday, August 15, 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; and Sunday, August 16, 11 a.m.-10 p.m., at Waterfront Park in Burlington.

Free daytime admission; various prices for nightly concerts. Info, 482-3313. www.lcmfestival.com

All in Good Taste

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Monday, August 2, 5:30-8:30 p.m., at Lincoln Peak Village at Sugarbush Resort. $40; preregistration recommended. Info, 496-6682. www.vermontartfest.com

Wine Tasting: Friday, June 18, 5-7 p.m., at West Branch Gallery & Sculpture Park. $75. Gala Dinner & Live Auction: Saturday, June 19, 6 p.m., at Trapp Family Lodge. $150.

Grand Tasting & Silent Auction: Sunday, June 20, noon-4 p.m., at Trapp Family Lodge. $60. Info, 2530399. www.stowewine.com

BURLINGTON WINE & FOOD FESTIVAL Saturday, June 26, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. or 4-8 p.m., at Waterfront Park in Burlington. $40; ID required. Info, 863-5966. www.flynntix.org

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Stretching from August 1 to September 5, it’s hard to miss the Mad River Valley’s annual Vermont Festival of the Arts. The days are jam packed, doling out tastes of everything from art exhibitions to theater performances and, of course, food. Individual restaurants hold food-and-wine pairings, artisanal cheese explorations and corn roasts ... but foodies looking for all that and more know to head to A Taste of the Valley.

Here, taste buds relish mussels with wild chanterelle mushrooms, maple-infused cotton candy, hot-pink borscht and everything in between. Local restos, food providers, microbreweries and wine connoisseurs set up tasting stations sprawling throughout Sugarbush Resort’s Timbers Restaurant and into the courtyard. “Many of the chefs like to keep their offerings a secret until the day of,” notes event coordinator Beverly Kehoe, so be sure to bring your sense of adventure. Pick up a slice of Pepperoni & Peppers from American Flatbread’s copper traveling oven, and wander over to Chez Henri Restaurant & Bistro’s grill setup, where beef is what’s for dinner. Or, indulge at Spice of Life Catering’s sizzling clambake. No better way to savor what Vermont has to offer.

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George Thorogood and the Destroyers. Sunday, August 1, 7 p.m., at Shelburne Museum. $40-45. Visit website for info on earlier summer concerts, taking place June 4 and July 5.

Info, 652-0777. www.highergroundmusic.com

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VERMONT QUILT FESTIVAL Friday, June 25, and Saturday, June 26, 9 a.m.-6 p.m., and Sunday, June 27, 9 a.m.-3 p.m., at Champlain Valley Exposition in Essex Junction. $10-12; free for children under 14. Info, 872-0034. www.vqf.org

CIRCUS SMIRKUS’ BIG TOP TOUR Friday, June 25, through Sunday, August 15, at various locations statewide.

Various times. $14-18. Info, 533-7443. info@smirkus.org www.smirkus.org

DEATH RACE 2010 Saturday, June 26, 4 a.m., at Amee Farm in Pittsfield. $400 entry free.

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Sunday, July 18, through Sunday, August 8, at various locations statewide. Various times and prices.

Info, 862-7352. www. vtmozart.org

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Friday, July 23, noon-7 p.m., Saturday, July 24, 6 a.m.-10:30 p.m., and Sunday, July 25, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., at Lake Memphremagog in Newport. www. kingdomaquafest.com

Friday, July 9, 6-9 p.m., and Saturday, July 10, 7 a.m.-11:45 p.m., at various locations in Vergennes. Most events are free. Info, 388-7951 or 800-733-8376. www.addisoncounty.com

ANTIQUES & UNIQUES Saturday, July 10, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., on the Town Common in Craftsbury Common.

Free; $5 parking donation. Info, 5867596. www.townofcraftsbury.com

CRAFTSBURY CHAMBER PLAYERS SUMMER MUSIC SERIES Wednesday, July 14, through Thursday, August 19, at various locations statewide. $10-20; free for children 12 and under. info@ craftsburychamberplayers.org www.craftsburychamberplayers.org

VERMONT BREWERS FESTIVAL Friday, July 16, 6-10 p.m., and Saturday, July 17, noon-4 p.m. and 6-10 p.m., at Waterfront Park in Burlington. $25 includes souvenir glass and 15 beer tickets for one four-hour session; $5 for nondrinkers; ID required. Info, 760-8535. vtbrewfest.com

SOLARFEST 2010 Friday, July 16, noon-10 p.m., Saturday, July 17, 9 a.m.-11 p.m., and Sunday, July 18, 9 a.m.-7 p.m., at Forget-MeNot Farm in Tinmouth. $10-30 per day; $40-45 weekend pass. Info, 235-1513. www.solarfest.org

VERMONT FRESH NETWORK ANNUAL FORUM Sunday, August 8, at the Coach Barn at Shelburne Farms in Shelburne. $5070. Info, 434-2000. www.vermontfresh.net

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KINGDOM SWIM Saturday, July 24, at Lake Memphremagog in Newport. $75-100 registration and donation fee. Info, 3348511. swim@orleansrecreation.org www.kingdomswim.org

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ONION RIVER CENTURY RIDE Saturday, July 31, 8:30 a.m., at Montpelier Recreation Fields. $50-65 registration. Info, 229-9409. www. onionriver.com

GREEN MOUNTAIN DRAFT HORSE FIELD DAY Saturday, July 31, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. at Shelburne Farms. Free with regular admission.

Info, 985-8686. www. shelburnefarms.org

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VINTAGE BOAT SHOW Saturday, August 14, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., at the Burlington Boathouse, with a boat parade at 4 p.m. Info, 355-1781. www.lcacbs.com

VERMONT STATE ZUCCHINI FESTIVAL & CRAFT FAIR Saturday, August 14, at Veterans Memorial Park and Main Street in Ludlow. Info, 228-5830. www.yourplaceinvermont.org

STAR CHEF FOOD & WINE SHOW

Friday, July 30, through Sunday, August 8, at various locations in Deerfield Valley. Various times and prices; most events are free. Info, 464-8092. www. vermontblueberry.com

Saturday, August 21, noon-5 p.m., at Topnotch Resort and Spa in Stowe. $45. Info, 800-451-8686. www.topnotchresort.com/star

QUECHEE SCOTTISH FESTIVAL AND CELTIC FAIR 2010 Saturday, August 28, 8 a.m.4:30 p.m., at Quechee Polo Field. $8-12; free for kids under 5. info@ quecheescottishfestival www.quecheescottishfestival.com

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Sunday, June 27 through Saturday, July 24, at the University of Vermont in Burlington. Various dates and times. $6-18. Info, 336-784-5128. info@gmcmf.org www.uvm.org/gmcmf

Friday, July 9, 4-9 p.m.; and Saturday, July 10, and Sunday, July 11, 6:30 a.m.-9 p.m., at Stoweflake Mountain Resort & Spa in Stowe. $10; free for children 12 and under. Info, 253-7355, ext. 5538. www.stoweflake.com

Saturday, August 28, through Monday, September 6, at Champlain Valley Exposition in Essex Junction. $5-10; free for children 4 and under.

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here’s been a lot of talk about the new hostel set to open just up the street from Burlington’s waterfront in early June, filling a gap for travelers looking to visit the city on the cheap. But what locals may not know is that people have been finding free lodging in Burlington for quite some time, using an increasingly popular website called couchsurfing.org.

CouchSurfing International is an online nonprofit that connects travelers with other members who are willing to let strangers sleep on their couch for a night or a few, free of charge. To wary outsiders, that setup may sound like a serial killer’s dream. But people who have used the website to travel and host say they see couch surfing as a global hospitality movement that enables them to explore foreign cultures

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and make connections with other travelers on the cheap. Plus, it offers the cheapest vacation accommodations around.

While the site is most popular in the United States and Europe, couch surfers can be found all over the globe, from Egypt to Iran to Chile — and in small towns where you might never expect to find them. Burlington has nearly 200 registered couch surfers. Smaller Vermont towns such as Bennington, Putney, Brattleboro and Poultney also have residents who host and travel using the site.

To join CouchSurfing, people create a profile complete with references, friends and photos. A member must specify whether he or she “definitely has a couch,” “yes, has a couch” or “maybe has a couch.” People who

“definitely have a couch” will almost always host a traveler, while those who say, “yes, has a couch” can be more discerning. Hosting is not mandatory; people can opt to use the site for traveling only. If you’re not ready to offer a couch, another option is to make yourself available for coffee, so you can meet travelers, get to know them outside your living room and give them some pointers on your city.

Jamie Seiffer is a 22-year-old recent University of Vermont graduate who has been described by one fellow surfer as the “de facto leader” of the Burlington couch-surfing community.

He first learned about the organization two years ago when his then-roommate informed him that they were going to have some strangers sleeping at their apartment for the weekend. Since then,

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While the surfers’ plans and cultural backgrounds may vary, Seiffer says all the ones he has met share the kind of openness one might expect from a traveler willing to stay with a stranger they met online.

“Some guy from Texas came; one guy had just graduated from journalism school at American University and was on his way to Nairobi to do reporting … now he’s published in Time magazine. There were people from Norway; one guy from Boston who just wanted to get out of the city for the weekend,” Seiffer says. “All the people do different things — some are students, some are professionals,” he adds. “But just the nature of being on CouchSurfing and being willing to host or go sleep on some stranger’s couch — no matter what, you’re connected on some level.”

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Seiffer emphasizes that he has met According to the mission statement a wide range of surfers who chose to on couchsurfing.org, the organizacome to Burlington, including many tion is built on the values of global who didn’t know much about Vermont hospitality and cultural connection. but were curious to learn more. Some “At CouchSurfing International, we of his guests want to go to the Ben & envision a world where everyone can Jerry’s factory, some want to tour the explore and create meaningful conMagic Hat Brewery, and some leave nections with the people and places their itineraries up to the host. they encounter ... The appreciation Seiffer knows which spots to hit. “I of diversity spreads tolerance and always try and take them to the lake,” creates a global community,” the site he says. “I think that’s one of the reads. best resources we have. If we can be Carolina Pissarro is a current UVM outside, Mount Philo is a good hike … student who has used couchsurfing.org We check out music around town, see

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to travel and host while studying abroad.

When she participated in a UVM-led program in China this past summer, she and her roommates hosted more than 30 travelers she met through the site. Her experience with the organization seems to echo its stated vision.

“I was so surprised at how much I trusted all of [the visiting couch surfers], and all the things they did for us,” says Pissarro. “They would cook us dinner and clean up around the apartment.

One surfer even bought us a new showerhead and tried to act like he didn’t. I was in awe at the generosity and cultural

exchange I came across … Ever since, I’ve been spreading the word and hoping that, even in a world full of hostility and violence, people can see that there can be trust.”

Cultural exchange, global community, international hospitality — it all sounds great, maybe even inspiring.

But what about safety? Not everyone who hears about couchsurfing.org is as idealistic and trusting as Pissarro and Seiffer. It isn’t unreasonable to think that couch surfing might turn dangerous if you run into the wrong kind of host, or traveler.

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happen to its site’s users. While connections made online will always be based on trust to some degree, the website urges users to take certain precautions and be informed about the members they choose to meet in person.

The main way to determine whether surfers are trustworthy is by checking out their references. For example, Seiffer’s profile lists this reference written by Joshua Mayer of “Denton, United States”: “Jamie was an exceptional host to me during my time in Burlington, VT. He showed me around town, introduced me to his friends, encouraged unlimited ice cream consumption, and was very trustworthy, including letting me use one of his

bicycles. A model couch-host in my opinion.”

The user can deduce that someone like Seiffer, who has dozens of similar references featured on his profile, probably wouldn’t murder you in your sleep or walk off with your stereo. People’s profiles and photos, the number and nature of their references and friends, and whether or not they have been “verified” by the site are all tools for analyzing whether they would be a good match.

(Verification is an optional process requiring a minimum donation of $25 to CouchSurfing International, which confirms members’ identities through the secure donation and their location by sending a postcard to their address.)

“I never feel unsafe with couch surfing. They have done an excellent job in creating all the tools I need to be able to tell whether or not someone is legit … there are some people who don’t have any references, and that can be a big red flag,” says Seiffer. He explains that he will generally only host or stay with people who have complete profiles, a good number of friends, and some positive reviews from people who have stayed with or hosted them.

Like Seiffer, Pissarro is a strong advocate for the organization; she urges everyone who is interested in traveling and making connections with people to give couch surfing a try. For her, she says, it’s more than just a cheap way to travel:

“You start forgetting that this website and these couches are free and start thinking about how many amazing people live on this planet.”

Hosting strangers who chose Burlington as a destination over bigname cities such as New York, Paris and Beijing can also be a source of local pride.

“Burlington is just a really incredible and really unique city, and I want to show that to as many people as possible,” says Seiffer. Loaning out his couch, he says, “has given me the chance to show people my Burlington, but also has put into perspective for me how cool Burlington really is.” m

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rank Wesel had the tired and exasperated look of a cyclist who’s had a long day of pedaling against a stiff wind and is now lost. The fiftysomething rider flagged me down near Porters Point in Colchester just as I was starting a late-afternoon bike ride.

“Excuse me,” he said in a distinctly German accent. “Can you tell me how to get back to Burlington? I can’t seem to locate the signs.”

Wesel’s frustration was understandable. I’ve often given directions to outof-town cyclists who become confused in this part of Malletts Bay. Since I was biking into Burlington myself, I invited him to join me.

As we picked up the bike path and crossed the pedestrian bridge over the Winooski River into the New North End, Wesel looked visibly relieved — and impressed. Clearly, this was his first time on the waterfront trail, and it was his most relaxing stretch of riding all day.

Wesel, an experienced cyclist from Berlin, Germany, told me he was in town for a few days with his son, who attends school in Boston. The two had taken a Greyhound bus to Vermont, a trip that was both expensive and a logistical headache with two bikes in tow. Overall, they loved the Vermont scenery, Wesel assured me, but he found the services for cycling tourists simply didn’t measure up to those to which Europeans are accustomed.

Wesel said he bikes across Berlin to work every day. And he described the many services available to long-distance riders on the Berlin-Copenhagen cycling

route, a 400-mile trail that runs between the German and Danish capitals. Wesel was shocked to discover there was no dedicated bike route between Burlington and Montpelier.

When we reached the Queen City, I showed my new friend the trailside offices of Local Motion, which should have been his first stop as a bicyclist new to the area. There he got some maps and other useful info for the remainder of his stay.

“Cycling in Vermont was … one of the most exciting natural beauties I ever had, and I’ve had many of them,” Wesel wrote later in an email. “At the same time, [it featured] some of the worst ones as far as logistics, information, infrastructure and bureaucratic obstacles.” Notably, those “obstacles” cut Wesel’s visit short by several days, which city officials might measure as money not spent in local restaurants, hotels and stores.

The Berliner’s sobering tale indicates that Vermont isn’t yet the cyclist’s destination it could be. Nonetheless, bicycle tourism has come a long way in the Green Mountain State since 1971, when Middlebury College professor John Freidin launched Vermont Bicycle Touring (VBT), the first such company in the United States. Since then, Vermont has seen more than a half-dozen other high-end touring companies set up shop.

The state has also added hundreds of miles of marked routes, multiuse trails such as the Burlington Bike Path and the Missisquoi Valley Rail Trail, and off-road mountain-bike trails and facilities.

Vermont’s bicycle tourism is picking

up speed as it becomes a bigger part of the state’s overall tourism picture. Even so, in many respects our treatment of cyclists lags behind that of the rest of the developed world, and there’s plenty of room for improvement.

Chapin Spencer, Local Motion’s executive director, points out that Vélo Québec, the Canadian equivalent of his Vermont nonprofit, employs more than 100 people in a three-story building in downtown Montréal.

From there, cyclists can ride hundreds of miles in all directions on designated bike paths. As Spencer puts it, “It’s not just a northern climate thing” that keeps bicycle tourism from really taking off. Indeed, cycling as a threeseason sport is ideally positioned to grow in Vermont’s tourism economy — if Vermonters are willing to make the necessary investment.

How large a slice of the tourism pie is biking? Difficult to say, since no one has ever measured the sport’s scope in a comprehensive way. According to Spencer, Bruce Burgess of Middlebury calculated 15 years ago that cycling-related tourism brings in about twice as much money as does the maple syrup industry.

If that figure was inflated back then, it’s probably not far from the truth today. Recently, the Vermont Agency of Transportation decided to update the estimate. Last month, VTrans put out a request for proposals for consultants to study the environmental, fiscal and public-health impacts of cycling and walking on the state. That study probably won’t be done before 2011 at the earliest.

However, if Burlington Bike Path use is reflective of statewide trends, the impact of cycling is significant and increasing.

A study released in February by the University of Vermont’s Transportation Research Center revealed that the waterfront trail and the Island Line Trail brought between $1 million and $2.5 million to the Chittenden County economy between May and September 2008. At some locations, as many as 50 percent of the trail users were from outside Chittenden County. And, each day the causeway bike ferry was operating that summer, nonlocal ferry users collectively spent some $13,700 in the region.

Bike-ferry reservations and use suggest that bicycle tourism is moving in the right direction, at least in Chittenden and Grand Isle counties. Last week, Local Motion announced a new ferry schedule that was expanded from about a dozen days of operation last year to 22 this summer, including every weekend in

July and August as well as Labor Day weekend. Ferry captain Brian Costello reports that more than 25 charters are already booked for tour groups this summer — the most he’s ever had. This despite higher ferry fees to cover rising costs.

According to Spencer, cycling tourism is holding steady, if not accelerating, on three different paths. He cites the highend overnight road tours handled by local companies such as VBT, Sojourn, Bike Vermont and POMG Bike Tours; day-use ridership on multiuse trails such as the 26-mile Missisquoi Valley Rail Trail; and the development and expansion of new and existing mountain-bike networks in the Northeast Kingdom and the Waterbury-Stowe area, which already draw tourists from near and far.

Gregg Marston is the current owner of VBT. Specializing in five-night/ six-day bike tours, the touring company offers two trips within the Green Mountain State and 30 other cycling vacations around the world, from Cape Cod to Croatia, South Africa to New Zealand. Approximately 65 percent of Marston’s business, which employs 30 people in Bristol alone, takes place in Europe.

According to Marston, his Vermont tours — one from North Hero to Middlebury, the other in Addison County — are almost exclusively booked by nonVermonters in the 50- to 55-year-old range, with plenty of disposable income.

After all, VBT’s all-inclusive tour packages run from $1395 to $1695 and feature daily “discovery events,” such as visits to candle-making operations and dairy farms. And, like most bike-touring companies operating in Vermont, VBT runs a support van for its clients who get tired during their rides or, more commonly, purchase items along the way that they want shuttled back to their hotel or inn.

The chances of seeing international travelers from anywhere but Canada are “virtually nil” on VBT’s Vermont tours, but Marston says they’ve been attracting more and more clients from around the United States, who are coming here for that uniquely Vermont experience.

“We have people who drive up here from Texas for our trips,” Marston says.

“It’s not so much about the cycling.

It’s really about the cultural experience. You’ve got to figure, for someone coming here from Kansas City, this is real different.”

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biking suffered from a reputation — largely unjustified — as an outlaw activity dominated by male twentysomethings who cut illegal trails through private property. In recent years, however, the sport has come into its own as a familyand eco-friendly pastime that’s “green” in both environmental and economic terms.

Tim Tierney is executive director of Kingdom Trails, a nonprofit organization in East Burke that operates a fee-foruse 100-mile network of mountain-bike trails on Burke Mountain and Darling Hill. Voted “best trail network in North America” in a Bike magazine annual readers’ poll, Kingdom Trails averages an 18 percent annual growth in trail use, an impressive figure in any business.

This year, Kingdom Trails hired four riders to patrol the trails, à la ski patrol.

According to Tierney, a survey conducted last summer of the trails’ riders found that only 25 percent were from Vermont. The same percentage came from Canada and the rest from elsewhere in the United States. On average,

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Kingdom Trails users traveled 250 miles to ride in Vermont. As Tierney puts it, “Basically, we’re pulling from Montréal and Boston … We’ve become Little Québec down here.”

Last year’s rider survey, which was conducted by students from Lyndon State College, unearthed other revealing details that should pique the interest of Vermont’s economic-development gurus.

The average age of Kingdom Trails bikers was 37, with an average income of more than $75,000. Moreover, those users — 36,000 in 2009 — typically spent at least two to three days in town, staying at local inns, condos, hotels and campgrounds. And all that tourism traffic was drawn almost entirely by word of mouth and online resources.

Another development on the horizon should bring mountain-bike ridership in Vermont to new heights, literally: the Ride Center in the WaterburyStowe area. Patrick Kell is president and executive director of Vermont Mountain Bike Association (VMBA).

The nonprofit advocacy group is working with major land owners in the area and the Trapp Family Lodge, the town of Stowe, the Stowe Land Trust, and the Vermont Department of Forests, Parks and Recreation to develop a 40-mile trail network similar to Kingdom Trails.

“We’re not just trying to develop a small-scale local trail system,” says Kell.

“What we’re trying to do is build a big regional destination for mountain-bike tourism.”

Part of the attraction of the Ride Center, Kell explains, is the ease of access — trailheads will be located at numerous locations, including several right off I-89 — and the national reputation the Stowe-Waterbury area already enjoys. While the project is hanging its helmet on a $450,000 federal grant that hasn’t come through yet, Kell is confident that the congressional delegation will deliver.

Assuming, that is, the project gets through the Act 250 process. Recently, Vermont’s land-use review temporarily stalled progress on the Lamoille Valley Rail Trail, a 92-mile multiuse trail that would run the width of Vermont. Once it’s completed, the LVRT would become New England’s longest year-round recreational trail and the “backbone” of a statewide network of trails.

Folks like Kell, Tierney and Spencer believe that a three-season bike-tourism industry, on the roads or off, goes just fine with the state’s winter tourism powerhouses: skiing and snowboarding.

As Tierney points out, one of the fastestgrowing trends in mountain biking is lift-served downhill riding at ski resorts.

As one bike-shop owner put it, mountain biking is Vermont’s “new snow.”

But essential to such growth is investment in Vermont’s biking infrastructure — maps, kiosks, racks, wider on-road bike lanes and bike-friendly transportation networks — so travelers such as Germany’s Wesel can get around with ease.

“I hear that all the time, especially from tourists, that they can’t find their way around,” says VMBA’s Kell. “It’s a bit intimidating heading off into the woods if you don’t know where you’re going … We want people to find their way home and have a good time so that, hopefully, they’ll come back again.”m

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If you’ve been to the Champlain Valley, you’ve probably seen the Winooski River from the window of a plane, train or automobile. The murky torrent of water snakes through Vermont’s most heavily trafficked transportation corridor. Over the years, it’s been used as a commercial waterway, an energy source and a dumping ground.

But float down the river in a boat, and you’ll see it in an entirely new way.

The Winooski offers stunning views of the Middlesex Gorge, narrow passages between pockmarked limestone cliffs and access to one of the last intact

floodplain forests in Vermont — not to mention flowers, fish, birds and various other critters you can’t see from the road.

This June, the Montpelier-based nonprofit Friends of the Winooski River will give canoe and kayak paddlers a chance to rediscover the familiar waterway during the third annual Winooski River Sojourn.

The six-day guided tour begins on June 22 at the Winooski’s source in

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Linda Setchell, FOWR’s 33-year-old communications director, paddled the Montpelier-to-Middlesex leg last summer. She lives on the North Branch of the Winooski, but the Sojourn was her first time boating on it. “The most fascinating part for me was thatCafeSci_Topic14ad_5_19.pdf I knew I was next to Route 2 5/19/10

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to approach the Winooski’s Class I and II rapids.

I’ve never been on the Sojourn, but I did canoe the Essex-to-Winooski leg in 2006 with Charles Fish, author of In the Land of the Wild Onion: Travels Along Vermont’s Winooski River. Incidentally, I highly recommend Fish’s informative and entertaining book to anyone who lives in the Winooski River watershed.

Like Setchell, I was struck by how wild the river feels, even as it meanders through Chittenden County. My favorite part was the stretch that flows through the nooks and hollows of the Lime Kiln

Gorge. It’s eerily secluded, but just a stone’s throw from Route 15.

My own experience on the Winooski changed my relationship to the river. I’m definitely more conscious now of what goes into the storm drain in my street.

And that’s the ultimate point of the Sojourn — to help people see the connection between the choices they make in their daily lives and the preservation of this natural resource.

After all, FOWR isn’t a tourism group; it’s an organization dedicated to the protection and restoration of the Winooski River and its tributaries. Founded 10

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For more information, to reserve a spot on the sojourn, or to become a Friend of the Winooski River, visit the FoWR website, winooskiriver.org.

years ago by students from the University of Vermont, FOWR has staff and volunteers who monitor water quality, study invasive species, examine agricultural impacts and organize river cleanups.

The organization also restores wetlands and wildlife habitats along the banks. Its volunteers have collaborated with the Winooski Headwaters Community Partnership to plant five

miles of riparian buffer along the upper part of the river in Cabot, Plainfield and Marshfield.

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But I’ve also been thinking recently about weddings in general. Ian’s will be the second of seven my girlfriend and I are attending this summer, and one of nine to which we’ve been invited. Put another way, there are 11 weekends between our first and last weddings of the summer. We will be home for four of them.

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Throughout the daunting process of planning to attend all these weddings, I’ve found myself searching for some sort of profound sentiment to justify — to my girlfriend and myself — the profound amount of time involved, and the equally profound expense. I keep coming up empty.

That is, until I look at that picture from my first wedding. A wedding that seems utterly pedestrian compared to the increasingly common modern extravaganzas. (Note to whoever started the couple-enters-reception-to-ironicmusic-like-they-were-rock/sports-stars phenomenon: Screw you.)

What’s more, it is a picture of a wedding for a marriage that ultimately failed. But — as cheesy as this will undoubtedly sound — I still look at that picture and see two people on the happiest day of their lives. And I wonder how I can possibly justify not attending the two weddings we’re going to miss this summer. m

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Participants don’t just paddle; the itinerary includes stops at noteworthy spots, where naturalists help interpret the landscape. This year’s theme is the flora and fauna of the Winooski. Activities include an edible wild herb walk at Two Rivers Center in Mont-pelier, an exploration of the floodplain forest habitat about a mile north of Richmond, and a session in Winooski on the mammals of the watershed, with Susan Morse of Keeping Track. Three of the evening events are open to the public (see schedule).

The Sojourn is BYOB — Bring Your Own Boat — but FOWR has arranged transportation to the river and campsites along the way, and has partnered with restaurants and food vendors such as River Run in Plainfield and Red Hen Baking Co. to provide meals. At $365 per person — $70 for a single day, or just $30 for a half-day — the trip is a pretty good deal.

Setchell emphasizes that most of the Sojourn is appropriate for participants of all abilities, though the first day, with its narrow, curving course, is recommended only for experienced paddlers. Two half-

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Setchell describes the Sojourn as the perfect getaway for people who don’t really want to go far. “You’re so engrossed in what’s happening on the water that you completely forget where you are,” she marvels. “You don’t think that you’re going to be escaping, but you really are out in the wild.” m

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When new leaves and temperate breezes arrive, there’s a rush to enjoy all that Vermont has to offer — from swimming holes and scenic hikes to snack shacks. Indeed, for certain eateries, T-shirt season is the only season. Some are simply more accessible in warm weather.

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Burger Barn, 4968 Route 15, Jeffersonville, 730-3441

Where can you get a succulent, grassfed beef burger topped with shaved prosciutto, creamy Camembert, tart Chapin Orchard apples and homemade maple mustard? Forget Burlington gastropubs. The only place to bite into a “Samuel de Champlain,” as it’s called, is in Jeffersonville. The Burger Barn, just across from Cupboard Deli & Bakery where Route 15 meets 108, is a small structure that shares a sometimesmuddy driveway with Ace Glass & Windows and Cambridge Cutters. But it takes its inspiration from far more exotic places.

According to co-owner Kierstin Colaceci, “We’re probably the only snack shack that sautés their mushrooms in wine.” She and her co-owner, boyfriend Jud Gravel, began selling their uncommon sandwiches at the Jericho and Williston farmers markets four years ago. Friends of Stony Pond Farm’s Tyler Webb, they hoped to duplicate his success by using the same flavorful organic

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After a profitable nomadic first year, the couple decided to make their venture permanent by plunking a cow-spotted trailer on a piece of property on Route 15 in Cambridge. This year, to accommodate the growing business, Gravel — who repairs cars in the off season and once owned the Rabid Rabbit body shop in Cambridge — built the current shack just down the road.

When Gravel and Colaceci met, she was working at the Cambridge General Store — owned by her father, Jim — and studying culinary sciences at the Center for Technology, Essex. Colaceci credits the school’s senior chef, Jonathan Hoffman, with helping nurture her love of food, which blossomed into the Barn’s 28-burger menu.

Gravel developed his palate over many years spent working in local kitchens, including the Burlington Three Tomatoes Trattoria. Because of that Italian influence, says Colaceci, “Jud is all about fruit and prosciutto.” He makes his own pesto for the sundried-tomatospeckled Italian burger.

Both owners are also “all about” cheese. Customers can choose from 15 varieties — including sharp Cabot cheddar, fresh mozzarella, Camembert, feta, Muenster and Brie — to sit atop the naturally lean patties. Cheese-heads can try Hanna’s Montana, with brandysautéed mushrooms, banana peppers and smoked Gouda. Not classy enough for you? The Bleu Royale has bacon, caramelized onions and Roquefort.

“Some of the things you wouldn’t think to put on a burger, but they come out really nicely,” says Colaceci. And how. Take the Tuscany, an elegant combo of spicy capicola, artichoke hearts, red-pepper aioli and fresh mozzarella.

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When shElBurnE stEakhousE anD saloon opens in early July, patrons will find much of the menu familiar. An homage to the Sirloin Saloon — which occupied the building for nearly four decades before closing in June 2008 — the new eatery will offer hand-cut steaks, New England seafood and a salad bar.

But there will be some twists, too. For one thing, owners ErIc frItzEEn and JoannE PaquEttE plan to become members of the VErMont frEsh nEtWork. For another, plenty of creative specials will be conceived by Chef lEVI cartEr, formerly of cloVEr housE rEstaurant in Colchester.

JoAnne’s brother JoE PaquEttE, a t BonEs rEstaurant & Bar alum, will man the grill. “We’re pushing hard for good value and good presentation,” says Fritzeen. “I can say for a fact it won’t be disappointing on any level.”

The Steakhouse crew will also focus more on beverages than did the former biz. Local and mainstream brews will share at least 12 taps. TVs in the bar and a projector in the sizable “saloon” area will give sports fanatics their fix.

The owners have been working to renovate the eatery, which Fritzeen admits was left in poor condition after the Sirloin Saloon’s rapid closure. During the process, he says, people stopped by to express gratitude for the revitalization of a beloved spot. “There’s been an outpouring of thanks,” Fritzeen notes. “We’re just working hard right now to get it opened as soon as possible.”

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Co-owner MarttI MathEson says he chose to open the franchise of the popular chain because “if you’re going to pick a horse to win at the Kentucky Derby, this is it.” Already part owner of rED squarE in Burlington, Matheson partnered with fellow University of Vermont alum and former NHL defenseman aaron MIllEr on the sports-themed spot.

Just how important are athletics to the restaurant?

Miller’s Olympic jersey and silver medal bedeck the wall.

Fifty televisions are distributed throughout the space — even in front of urinals and in the ladies’ room. “That way, you never miss a play,” says Matheson.

What about the eats?

Wings are available drenched in 14 different sauces, including trademarked Mango Habanero, Garlic Parmesan and Caribbean Jerk. Although wings form the core of the menu, there’s more to be had. Nachos can be ordered standard, “ultimate” style or covered in hickory-smoked pulled pork. Burgers, wraps, salads and flatbreads round out the menu.

Between the tastes and entertainment, Matheson says, “We’re filling a niche.

We’re not really competing apples to apples with any other restaurants in the area.”

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Owners JoDI WhalEn and PhIl MErrIck leaned heavily on tweeting and blogging to build buzz. Later, the spot’s free Wi-Fi attracted that same tech-savvy clientele.

But now its future is in doubt.

“It actually costs us $10 per hour per table to pay our bills,” Whalen explains. In the early morning and late afternoon, people parked at tables with their laptops are fine, but at lunchtime, when the eatery gets ultra-busy, it’s a different story. “Some people were coming in and bringing their own food, which doesn’t work,” Whalen says. “There would be eight tables taken up by people who spent $2 on coffee.”

For a time, instead of policing their customers, the couple decided to nix the service. Although Wi-Fi is currently back on, Whalen and Merrick are pondering new ways to keep its use under control, such as turning off the flow during the midday rush. rIch naDWorny, owner of Digalicious and a frequent user of the bakery’s Wi-Fi, likes that idea just fine.

“They have to do business during the lunch hour.

That’s when they make their money,” he points out.

And he has another solution in mind — asking his fellow customers to let table hogs know they’re hurting the biz. On his blog, Nadworny writes: “From 11:45 [a.m.] to 1:30 [p.m.], if you see someone drinking a coffee working on their computer, go up and tell them that if someone needs a table for lunch they’ll have to move.”

Why should customers start policing each other?

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with pungent roasted garlic. Lettuce, tomato, onion and cheddar keep the flavor bright.

As at most burger-based businesses, fried food figures in here, too. Mr. Chicken and Friends features homemade chicken tenders, herb-covered mozzarella sticks, gigantic, beer-battered onion rings, breaded mushrooms and hand-cut fries with a wide variety of homemade sauces for dipping.

There’s plenty of seafood, too, from an Alaskan salmon burger to fried clams to the disturbingly named Nemo’s Soul fish sandwich.

The combination of chicken and waffles is a rarity in Vermont. Here, the Southern fried dish comes with juicy chicken in a devastatingly crisp coating atop a deep, almost malty-tasting buttermilk waffle. Breakfast is served all day, and all the Burger Barn’s choices come with maple syrup tapped by Colaceci and Gravel’s next-door neighbor. The couple sampled a bunch of different batches before deciding on their preferred syrup — a particularly complex and rich version. They put the stuff on everything from a $4 meal of an egg, toast and hash browns to a waffle with 8:07:36 AM steak and eggs.

Vegetarians won’t go hungry at the Burger Barn. The falafel is crisp and redolent of cumin. Its slight heat is cooled with the addition of creamy homemade tzatziki sauce. Plus, any burger can be made with a veggie patty instead of the Stony Pond Farm beef.

How’s the burger-for-every-palate concept working out? “We’re always busy,” says Colaceci, adding with a hint of Martha Stewart diction, “That’s a good thing.”

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As summer days approach, the tiny town of Woodstock awakens. Vermont’s postcard village lies just beyond Quechee Gorge on an easy, pastoral drive that draws cars like moths to the flame. And whether they’re from Colchester or Keene, hungry for barbecue or banana splits, many eaters make the pilgrimage to Mountain Creamery.

By all accounts, the modest diner has been a Route 4 fixture for a quarter century. But one misplaced sneeze and you’re likely to miss its swinging country sign. Inside, weathered, wide-paned

windows stand floor to ceiling, filling the one-room restaurant in natural light.

While the booths are rather cozy, it’s tough to ignore the stretch of countertop where half a dozen “mile-high” pies await under glass domes. Cinnamondusted and packed with 3 pounds of Cortland apples each, these are the Creamery’s Clydesdales — an American standard that stops bikers and Beamers alike.

Still, most folks come to 33 Central Street for breakfast — and no wonder.

With hand-ground corned-beef hash, organic eggs and homemade cranberrypecan granola, there’s plenty to covet.

Our grail was the promise of farmfresh brisket, a lunchtime favorite. To pass the wait time, we ordered blackand-white frappés from the soda fountain. They arrived minutes later, satinsmooth and stuck with straws. The tall glasses of cocoa-colored ice cream were just milky enough to sip, and so rich we glanced around in search of the neighborhood herd.

Truth is, Mountain Creamery ships in its milk from Massachusetts-based HP Hood, but nearly all of its meat and produce are sourced much closer to home. Owners Boris and Sheila Pilsmaker — who opened the diner in 1987 — bought Killington’s Hinterland Farm in 1998 and have been practically self-sufficient ever since. The family’s organic vegetables and year-round husbandry afford goods such as heirloom tomatoes and hormone-free steak, even off season.

Why settle for a sandwich with outof-state tuna when there’s Black Angus from just down the road? Slathered in housemade sauce, the shredded BBQ brisket sandwich boasts a heap of slowcooked, molasses-sweet beef with a punchy vinegar bite. Buns, baked daily at Chester’s Baba-a-Louis Bakery, are soft and porous, perfect for mopping up savory bits that slip away. In lieu of fries, each plate comes with a choice of cold sides, such as pale yellow potato salad mashed with egg and minced carrot.

The delicate concoction softens the meal’s prevailing tang.

Farm-to-restaurant specials include the Creamery’s fresh-pulled ham sandwich, stacked with Swiss cheese and coleslaw. Doesn’t sound like much more than a melt, but the prized pork stands tall. Hinterland’s Tamworth swine are a lean breed, producing superbly flavored meat without excess fat. Cured and smoked right in town, the ribbons

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Renovated, 2nd floor, near lake, on North St. HDWD, deck, parking, plowing, trash incl. Pets OK. Avail. June 1. $1100/ mo. 802-318-8093.

Burlington 3-BR Duplex Lg., remodeled, So. End 5 Sisters neighborhood. $1475/mo. incl. water, trash, winter parking.

Lease, dep., refs. No pets. 802-660-8957.

classifieds Burlington Apt. 2/3-BR, townhousestyle duplex, nice backyard, eat-in kitchen, parking, quiet, Old North End, W/D, NS, lease. $1020/mo. + utils. July 1. 863-9132.

Burlington/ Winooski Roommates wanted to share lg., fully furnished house. All utils. incl.

Within 10 min. to all colleges. 2.5-BA, W/D, parking, lg. back deck, on bus line. No pets.

Rent individually or w/ friends. $650-$700/ mo. per person + dep.

Openings 6/1, 7/1 & 8/1.

802-863-9612.

Burlington: 4-BR Penthouse Immaculate, 1.75-BA, phenomenal views, stained glass, new kitchen w/ cherry cabinets, 2 porches, W/D. Incl. heat. $3000/ mo. June 1; 1 year.

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Cambridge 4-BR, 1.5-BA farmhouse, private w/ magnificent views, 4.5 acres, 2-car garage. $1500/mo. + utils. Pets allowed. 802644-2941 evenings.

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HOMESHARE OPPORTUNITY Richmond area: Active, congenial elderly gentleman w/ memory problems needs nonsmokers to live in separate 1-BR apt., avail. early July. Rent-free in exchange for caregiving Sun. nights-Thurs. nights, 9 p.m.-bedtime, w/ assistance if needed until 5 a.m. Winter maintenance of path, & minimal small-dog care.

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law. Our readers are hereby informed that all dwellings, advertised in this newspaper are available on an equal opportunity basis. Any home seeker who feels her or she has encountered discrimination should contact: HUD Office of Fair Housing 10 Causeway St., Boston, MA 02222-1092 (617) 565-5309 — OR — Vermont Human Rights Commission 135 State St., Drawer 33 Montpelier, VT 05633-6301 800-416-2010 Fax: 802-828-2480

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Pets on approval. If gentleman moves, apt. will become a rental.

Beautiful country setting w/ pond, X-C ski trails & garden space.

Steep dirt road can be a challenge in winter & spring. 802-434-2821.

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S. Burlington 425 Dorset St. 2-BR condo. NS/pets. Credit check, refs. req. Avail.

June 1. $900/mo. + utils. 802-877-1019.

Starksboro NEW 1-BR Apt. Maple cabinets, wood laminate flooring, covered deck, garden, more. $740/mo. incl.

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Sorry, no dogs. Call before 9 p.m. 802-4533273.

Hinesburg 3-BR Apt. Close to town, 1-BA, W/D hookups, 3-season porch, lg. yard. Avail.

June 15. $1140./mo. + heat, electric. Rent incl. water, sewer, trash. Refs., sec. dep., income verification, NS. 802-482-4659.

Richmond Duplex 5 rooms, 2-BR, 2-BA. Clean, newly remodeled.

Incl. heat, HW, lawn care, snow removal, garden space. NS. Pet considered. $1350/mo. + dep., lease. 802-4342412.

S. Burl.: Lancaster Condo 2-BR, 2-BA, 1174 sq.ft., built 2005. 9-ft. ceilings, balcony, W/D, walk-in closet, $1550/mo. incl. heat, A/C, trash, etc.! Small pet. June 1.

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Underhill Home For Rent 2-BR, 1-BA, open floor plan, breathtaking views of Mt. Mansfield.

35 mins. to Burlington.

Smoke-free property. $1650/mo. +utils. 802858-9129.

Upper Maple St. 2nd-floor efficiency w/ shared BA. Clean, quiet, bright, parking, private yard, utils. incl., W/D. NS/pets. Refs. req.

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Walk to UVM, 3-BR $1300 Burlington, lg., clean, bright, full BA, W/D, DW. Private entrance w/ porch. On bus line. NS, small pets negotiable.

Owner managed. 802897-5625.

Williston: Raised Ranch Morgan Pkwy: Nice 3-BR, 2 -BA house.

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Riverview, Richmond 2-BR mobile home, very Winooski 3-BR apt. nice, HDWD floor LR, Gas heat, central eat-in kitchen, 2-door location, avail. June refrigerator, cathedral ceil1. $1100/mo. + dep. ing, gas heat, deck, shed.

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Looking to Play Swing Jazz?

Looking to contact area musicians who would like to get together to informally play swing jazz (instrument players) for fun. Contact info@prestomusic.net.

PIANO-TUNING SERVICE Justin Rose, 802652-0730, www. justinrosepianotuning. com.

ROCK GUITAR NEEDS BAND Many, many years experience, covers,

originals, dedicated, smoking leads. tm_grgg@yahoo.com. iso excellent musicians Prince in search of the Revolution.

Intergalactic planetary space punk. 802-8639014. recorder-playing group Looking for recorder players who are interested in getting together to play early music. info@ prestomusic.net.

For Sale Professional Bass Rig David Eden pre-amp, 1600w power amp, SLK 4-slot hardcase, foot controls. David Eden 1x15” speaker w/ horn.

Excellent condition. $1200 w/ speaker, $1000 w/o. 802-3559310.

Instruction Andy’s Mountain Music Affordable, accessible instruction in guitar, mandolin, banjo, more.

All ages/skill levels/ interests! Supportive, professional teacher offering references, results, scheduling convenience. Andy Greene, 802-6582462, guitboy75@ hotmail.com, andysmountainmusic. com.

Drum Instruction & more!

Experienced, professional instructor/ musician. Williston, Essex, Burlington areas, & all of central VT. Guitar & bass programs also offered.

Musicspeak Education Program, www. musicspeak.net. Gary Williams, 802-793-8387.

Guitar Instruction Berklee grad. w/ 30 years teaching experience offers lessons in guitar, music theory & ear training.

Individualized, stepby-step approach. All ages/styles/levels. Info: rickbelf@myfairpoint. net, 802-864-7195.

Guitar School of Vermont “Not your usual music instruction.” Attention from multiple teachers, fundamentals, theory, technique, composition.

Teaching Guitarist’s Growing Musicians. Info: 802-655-5800, www. guitarschoolofvermont. com.

Guitar instruction All styles/levels.

Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul

Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kilimanjaro, UVM & Middlebury College faculty). Info: 802-862-7696, www. paulasbell.com.

SUMMER DRUM LESSONS Burlington drummer Steve Hadeka is now accepting students of all ages for private instruction. Learn all styles of drum set, snare drum method & percussion from a real, working drummer.

Enjoy the convenience of studying in your home, on your own instrument. I offer flexible scheduling, competitive rates & references from both students & parents.

Whether you are a parent of a budding young percussionist or a seasoned player yourself, looking to expand your technique & brush up on your skills, I can help. steve@ stevehadeka.com, 802-318-0109.

1996 GMC Sonoma pickup Extended cab, 4.3-L V6, 5-spd. manual, light green, 67K, very good condition, $2800/OBO. 985-8891.

1997 Honda Civic HX 2-dr. coupe 123K. 5-spd. 30-35 mpg.

Like-new clutch. New transmission, shifter bearings, muffler, e-brake, summer tires.

4 studded snows incl.

Garaged last 2 winters.

Very good condition. $2300/OBO. 802-8647906.

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Auditions/ Casting MALE MODELS WANTED You, 18-25, nice look, very fit, willing to be photographed for art/ photography project.

802-999-6219.

2005 Chevy Monte Carlo Sunroof, rear spoiler, power S/M, keyless entry, cruise control, traction control system, maintenance records, XM Radio, premium wheels, A/C, highway miles. $5999. Scott, 802-881-2515.

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Cars/Trucks 1992 DODGE DAYTONA IROC Bought ~1 year ago, too small for us now. Good condition! Runs well!

150K. Asking $1600/ OBO. 802-878-1313.

ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On May 7, 2010, the University of Vermont, filed application #4C0348-5A for a Project generally described as: the replacement of the existing athletic track with a new 600’ x 275’ 9-lane oval track, replacement of the existing shed with a new 60’x32’ storage shed, replacement of the existing dugouts with portable bleachers and the stormwater

sevendaysvt.com/classifieds will be directed west to the existing Southwest Stormwater facility located near the Redstone campus.

Project will involve blasting to connect the stormwater systems.

The Project is located on Spear Street, south of the Gutterson Field House in the Cities of Burlington and South Burlington.

The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Burlington Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 110 West Canal Street, Winooski, and the office listed below.

The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www. nrb.state.vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above.

The Applicant has requested, pursuant to Act 250 Rule 10(F), that the District Commission waive notice to landowners who do not directly abut the track or may be affected by the proposed construction.

Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners and other persons to the extent they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the 10 criteria. Nonparty participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5).

Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this 12th day of May 2010.

By /s/Peter E. Keibel Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5658 E/ peter.keibel@state. vt.us ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A., SECTIONS 6001 - 6092 On May 13, 2010, EuroWest Retail Partners, LTD. filed application #4C0608-22C for a project generally described as

The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 — Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Essex Town Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 110 West Canal Street, Suite 202, Winooski, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www. nrb.state.vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database” and entering the case number above.

may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. Section 6085(c)(5).

No hearing will be held unless, on or before Wednesday, June 9, 2010, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.

Tuesday June 15, 2010 PUBLIC HEARING NOTICE

Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by Wednesday, June 9, 2010.

BURLINGTON DEVELOPMENT REVIEW BOARD

The Burlington Development Review Board will hold a public hearing on Tuesday June 15, 2010 at 5:00 p.m. in Contois Auditorium, City Hall to consider the following applications: 1. 10-0866CA/MA; 1189-1193 North Avenue (NAC, Ward 4) Cathedral Square Corporation Construct 59-unit senior housing building and associated car parking and site works.

2. 10-0867CA/MA; 1189-1193 North Avenue (NAC, Ward 4) Champlain Housing Trust Construct 36-unit residential building and associated car parking and site works.

4. 10-0836CA; 46 Chittenden Drive (RL, Ward 6) Ute Regan Appeal of Administrative Approval to convert single family home to single family with accessory apartment.

5. 05-401CA/MA; 237 North Ave (RM, Ward 7) Hartland Group Real Estate Developers, LLC Extension of time request for adaptive reuse of existing industrial warehouse and new construction to build 25 units of condominium housing, enclosed parking and a cafe.

Plans may be viewed in the Planning and Zoning office, (City Hall, 149 Church Street, Burlington), between the hours of 8:00 a.m. and 4:30 p.m.

This may not be the final order in which items will be heard at the meeting. Please view the final Agenda, at www.ci.burlington. vt.us/planning/drb or posted on the Planning and Zoning Office notice board, one week before the hearing for the specific order in which items will be heard.

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FOR MR. MUNCH MAY 20, 2010

HE CAME ON A HUNCH. HE STAYED FOR THE CRUNCH. WE LOVED HIM SO MUCH. LORD, PLEASE WELCOME OUR MUNCH.

IN THE SUPERIOR COURT OF THE STATE OF WASHINGTON IN AND FOR THE COUNTY OF KING, JUVENILE DEPARTMENT IN RE THE DEPENDENCY OF: Mishaya Ann Burbo Thurston DOB: 06-22-04 Alyssa May Clark Thurston DOB: 03-08-99

NO: 10-7-02008-8KNT 10-7-02009-6KNT NOTICE OF HEARING TO: Patricia Lee Thurston Burbo, mother; Kenneth David Burbo Jr, father of Mishaya; Karl Edwin Clark, father of Alyssa, and/or anyone claiming parental/paternal

rights or interest in the children and to All Whom It May Concern: You are hereby notified that on April 5, 2010, a petition for Termination of Parent-Child Relationship was filed in the above entitled Court, pursuant to RCW 13.34.080 and/or RCW 26.33.310 regarding the above named children, whose parents are Patricia Lee Thurston Burbo, mother and Kenneth David Burbo Jr, father of Mishaya; Karl Edwin Clark, father of Alyssa.

[FOR FURTHER INFORMATION, CALL 206-720-3293, 8:00 a.m. - 4:30 p.m.]

at the hour of 8:15 a.m., at King County Superior Court, Juvenile Department, 401 4th Ave North, Kent, WA before a judge of the above entitled court, at which time you are directed to appear and answer the said petition or the petition will be granted and action will be taken by the court such as shall appear to be for the welfare of the said children.

Dated May 6, 2010.

BARBARA MINER KING COUNTY SUPERIOR COURT CLERK BY: BLB, Deputy Clerk

Said Petition will be heard on June 24, 2010,

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Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, affected state agencies, and adjoining property owners and other persons to the extent they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the 10 criteria.

Non-party participants

Dated at Essex Junction, Vermont this 17th day of May, 2010.

By /s/ Stephanie H. Monaghan Stephanie H. Monaghan Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5662 E/ stephanie. monaghan@state.vt.us

3. 10-0865SD; 1189-1193 North Avenue (NAC, Ward 4) Cathedral Square Corporation Subdivide back lot into two lots.

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The construction of an addition to the existing cinema of 480 seats, bringing the total number of seats to 1,980. The Project includes the construction of a “piazza” with benches and trees in front of the addition, and the creation of a fire lane. The Project is located at 21 Essex Way in the Town of Essex, Vermont.

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No hearing will be held unless, on or before June 8, 2010, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing

Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by June 8, 2010.

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The District Commission has determined that the adjoining landowners whose notice has been waived, reasonably could not be affected by the proposed project and that serving notice on all the adjoining landowners constitutes a significant administrative burden without corresponding public benefit. The Chair and the District Commission have reviewed the proposal and have granted the waiver.

request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.

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PUBLIC HEARING SOUTH BURLINGTON DEVELOPMENT REVIEW BOARD The South Burlington Development Review Board will hold a public hearing in the South Burlington City Hall Conference Room, 575 Dorset Street, South Burlington, Vermont on Tuesday, June 15, 2010 at 7:30 P.M. to consider the following: 1. Final plat application #SD-10-18 of John Larkin and Ralph Deslauriers, Jr. to amend a previously approved planned unit development consisting of: 1) five (5) multi-family dwellings totaling 160 units, 2) a 40 unit congregate housing facility, and 3) a 100 unit assisted living facility. The amendment consists of: 1) altering the grade of Larkin Parcel #1 by adding fill, 2) modifying the overall lighting plan, 3) modifying utility cabinet locations, and 4) relocating a recreation path easement, Quarry Hill Road.

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John Dinklage, Chairman South Burlington Development Review Board Copies of the applications are available for public inspection at the South Burlington City Hall.

May 26, 2010 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S015509 CnC Sovereign Bank, Plaintiff v.

Matthew J. Cohen, Colchester Community Development Corporation And Occupants residing at 1102 Old Stage Road f/k/a Reynolds Road, Westford, Vermont, Defendants

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NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given

by Sovereign Bank to Matthew J. Cohen

dated December 9, 2002 and recorded in Volume 102, Page 171 of the Land Records of the Town of Westford, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 12:30 P.M. on June 8, 2010, at 1102 Old Stage Road f/k/a Reynolds Road, Westford, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Matthew J. Cohen by Warranty Deed of Morton H. Reynolds dated August 29, 1979 and recorded in Book 53, Page 348-349 of the Land Records of the Town of Westford.

The face page of this deed was originally recorded in Book 42, Page 169 of the Land Records of the Town of Westford.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Westford.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000.

DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 6th day of May, 2010.

Sovereign Bank By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S105209 CNC Wells Fargo Bank, N.A., Plaintiff v.

Sara Courville And Occupants residing at 127 Foster Street, Burlington, Vermont, Defendants

NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given

by Summit Financial Center, Inc. to Sara Courville dated July 14, 2006 and recorded in Volume 967, Page 408 of the Land Records of the Town of Burlington, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 2:00 P.M. on June 15, 2010, at 127 Foster Street, Burlington, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Kevin M. Courville and Sara Courville by Quit Claim Deed of Sarah G. Hanbridge dated February 10, 2000 and recorded February 14, 2000 in Volume 644 at Page 153 of the Land Records of the City of Burlington.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Burlington.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000.

DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 12th day of May, 2010.

Wells Fargo Bank, N.A. By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S084709 CnC U.S. Bank National Association as Trustee for RFMSI 2006S12, Plaintiff v.

Elizabeth Drewniak, Mortgage Electronic

Registration Systems, Inc., as nominee for Homecomings Financial, LLC (f/k/a Homecomings Financial Network, Inc.), Cobleigh Square Homeowners’ Association, Inc. And Occupants residing at 72 South Street, Unit E, Essex, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Homecomings Financial, LLC (f/k/a Homecomings Financial Network, Inc.) to Elizabeth Drewniak dated November 13, 2006 and recorded in Volume 704, Page 558 of the Land Records of the Town of Essex, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 8:45 A.M. on June 21, 2010, at 72 South Street, Unit E, Essex, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to Elizabeth Drewniak by Warranty Deed of Michael A. Guinness dated October 26, 2004 and recorded in Volume 629 at Page 532 of the Town of Essex Land Records.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Essex.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000.

DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 13th day of May, 2010.

U.S. Bank National Association as Trustee By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306

South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S096009 CnC US Bank National Association, as Trustee, for Asset-Backed PassThrough Certificates Series 2006-WFHE3, Plaintiff v.

Robert Frechette, Barbara Frechette, Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc. as nominee for SouthStar Funding, LLC And Occupants residing at 8 Brickyard Road, Essex Junction, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given

by Wells Fargo Bank, N.A. to Robert Frechette dated July 31, 2006 and recorded in Volume 695, Page 491 of the Land Records of the Town of Essex Junction, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 3:00 P.M. on June 15, 2010, at 8 Brickyard Road, Essex Junction, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Robert Frechette and Barbara Frechette by Warranty Deed of Linda R. Martin f/k/a Linda Rae Tucker and David W. Martin dated July 31, 2006 and to be recorded in Book 795 Page 488-490in the Town of Essex Junction Land Records.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Essex Junction.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South

Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000.

DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 11th day of May, 2010.

US Bank National Association, as Trustee By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S105709 CnC Beneficial Homeowner Service Corporation, Plaintiff v.

Timothy A. Muir, Frances D. Muir And Occupants residing at 78 North Cove Road, Burlington, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given

by Champion Mortgage, a Division of KeyBank, N.A. to Timothy A. Muir dated December 22, 2006 and recorded in Volume 985, Page 215 of the Land Records of the Town of Burlington, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 1:00 P.M. on June 15, 2010, at 78 North Cove Road, Burlington, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Land referred to in this commitment is described as all that certain property situated in the County of Chittenden , and State of Vermont and being described in a deed dated October 24, 2008 and recorded October 25, 2008 in Book 978 Page 356 among the Land Records of the County and State set forth above.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Burlington.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due

under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000.

DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 12th day of May, 2010.

Beneficial Homeowner Service Corporation By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S106808 CnC U.S. Bank, National Association, successorin-interest to Wachovia Bank, N.A., as Trustee of J.P. Morgan Mortgage Trust 2005-A5 Mortgage Pass-Through Certificates, Plaintiff v.

Jon Templeton, Christine Johnson, Vermont Federal Credit Union, Allen Road Land Company, Inc. And Occupants residing at 189 Bay Crest Drive, South Burlington, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Vermont Federal Credit Union to Jon Templeton dated July 20, 2005 and recorded in Volume 719, Page 658 of the Land Records of the Town of South Burlington, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 12:30 P.M. on June 15, 2010, at 189 Bay Crest Drive, South Burlington, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to Jon Templeton and Christine Johnson by Warranty Deed of Allen Road Company, Inc. recorded September 24, 2004 and of record in Volume 682 at Page 753 of the City of South Burlington Land Records.

Terms of Sale:

$10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale.

The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of South Burlington.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000.

DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 12th day of May, 2010.

U.S. Bank, National Association, successor-in-interest By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S401-09 CnC PHH Mortgage Corporation, Plaintiff v.

Shane Saathoff, Angela Saathoff, Spencer D. Blanchard, United Guaranty Residential Insurance Company And Occupants residing at 1 South Street Lane, Essex Junction, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by USAA Federal Savings Bank to Shane Saathoff dated August 4, 2005 and recorded in Volume 660, Page 567 of the Land Records of the Town of Essex Junction, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 9:15 A.M. on June 21, 2010, at 1 South Street Lane, Essex Junction, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises as conveyed to Shane

Saathoff and Angela Saathoff by Warranty Deed of Spencer D. Blanchard dated July 13, 2004 and recorded July 16, 2004 in Volume 617 at Page 73 of the Land Records of the Town of Essex. Also being the same lands and premises as conveyed to Spencer D. Blanchard (granting a life estate)

by Quitclaim Deed from Shane Saathoff and Angela Saathoff dated November 1, 2004 and recorded January 11, 2005 in Volume 637 at Page 54 in the Town of Essex Land Records.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Essex Junction.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000.

DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 17th day of May, 2010.

PHH Mortgage Corporation

STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S104509 CnC

NOTICE OF SALE

By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403

By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given

by Washington Mutual Bank, F.A. to Robert J. Allen dated January 12, 2007 and recorded in Volume 176, Page 127 of the Land Records of the Town of Richmond, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 4:00 P.M. on June 15, 2010, at 1257 Huntington Road, Richmond, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being the same lands and premises conveyed to Grantor herein by V. Louise McCarren by deed dated the 24th day of March, 1981 and recorded in the Richmond Public Land Records in Volume 39 pages 369-71.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Richmond.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South

DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 11th day of May, 2010.

JPMorgan Chase Bank, National Association

STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S094609 CnC

Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Douglas H. Timm and Florence Timm by Warranty Deed of Douglas M .Timm dated May 6, 1985 and recorded in Volume 33 at Page 250 of the Land Records of the Town of Huntington.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Richmond.

Deutsche Bank National Trust Company, as Trustee in Trust for the benefit of the Certificateholders for ABFC 2005-AQ1 Trust, Asset-Backed Certificates, Series 2005-AQ1, Plaintiff v.

Florence M. Timm, Douglas H. Timm, Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc., as nominee for Quicken Loans And Occupants residing at 1000 Main Road, Richmond, Vermont, Defendants

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

NOTICE OF SALE

Deutsche Bank National Trust Company, as Trustee

By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Ameriquest Mortgage Corporation to Florence M. Timm dated February 11, 2005 and recorded in Volume 85, Page 438 of the Land Records of the Town of Richmond, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 11:00 A.M. on June 8, 2010, at 1000 Main Road, Richmond, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit:

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000.

DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 6th day of May, 2010.

By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S099409 CnC

Bank of Oklahoma, N.A., f/k/a Bancoklahoma Mortgage Corporation, Plaintiff, v David J. Booth, State of Vermont Department of Taxes, and Any Other Occupants of 206 North Winooski Avenue, Burlington, Vermont, Defendants.

NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain Mortgage Deed dated March 24, 1994 from David J. Booth to Mortgage Financial Services, Inc. Said Mortgage Deed was recorded on March 25, 1994 in Volume 504, Page 576 of the City of Burlington Land Records. The subject Promissory Note and Mortgage were assigned from Mortgage Financial Services, Inc., to The Huntington Mortgage Company

by Assignment dated March 24, 1994 and recorded on March 25, 1994 in Volume 504, Page 585; said Mortgage and Note were further assigned from The Huntington Mortgage Company to Bancoklahoma Mortgage Corporation

by Assignment dated September 1, 1994 and recorded on June 19, 1995 in Volume 526, Page 205 of the City of Burlington Land Records.

The undersigned represents the present holder for breach of the conditions of said Mortgage and for the purpose of foreclosing the same which will be sold at Public Auction at 9:30 o’clock AM, on the 7th day of June, A.D. 2010, at the subject premises of 206 North Winooski Avenue, Burlington, Vermont, all and singular the premises described in said mortgage will be sold as a whole.

To wit: “A lot of land, with all buildings and improvements thereon, located on North Winooski Avenue, the dwelling house thereon being known and designated as No. 206 North Winooski Avenue.

“Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to David J. Booth by Warranty Deed of Robert T. Brooks and Rhea A. Brooks of even date herewith and

to be recorded in the City of Burlington Land Records.

“To said deed, the records thereof, and to the deeds and records therein, reference is hereby made in further aid of this description.”

Terms of Sale: Purchaser at the sale shall pay cash or certified funds, or produce a commitment letter from a bank or mortgage company or other lender licensed to do business in the State of Vermont at the time of the sale for the amount of the winning bid. In any case the winning bidder shall be required to produce $10,000.00 (ten-thousand dollars) cash or certified funds at the close of auction as the deposit against the sale. The sale will be subject to the Confirmation Order of the Chittenden Superior Court. The property will be sold subject to all unpaid property taxes and town/city assessments, if any. In the event the auction terms are confirmed by the Superior Court aforesaid, and the winning bidder is unwilling or unable consummate the sale, the deposit shall be forfeit. In the event the sale is not confirmed the deposit will be returned without interest.

The Mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Grant C. Rees, Attorney, PO Box 108, Milton, Vermont 05468, 802-893-7400.

By: Grant C. Rees, Esq. Attorney for Plaintiff Publication Dates: May 12, 2010 May 19, 2010 May 26, 2010

The contents of storage unit(s) 01-01808,01-1809,013665 located at 48 Industrial Dr, Williston, VT 05495, will be sold on the 5th of the month of June, 2010 to satisfy the debt of Evelyn Amoteng.

Any person claiming a right to the goods may pay the amount claimed due and reasonable expenses before the sale, in which case the sale may not occur.

Please note this in not a public auction.

The contents of storage unit(s) 0104224 located at 48 Industrial Dr, Williston, VT 05495, will be sold on the 5th of the month of June, 2010 to satisfy the debt of Robert Sweeney.

Any person claiming a right to the goods may pay the amount claimed due and reasonable expenses before the sale, in which case the sale may not occur.

Please note this in not a public auction.

The contents of storage unit(s) 0104153 located at 48 Industrial Dr, Williston, VT 05495, will be sold on the 5th of the month of June, 2010 to satisfy the debt of Tom Peterson.

Any person claiming a right to the goods may pay the amount claimed due and reasonable expenses before the sale, in which case the sale may not occur.

Please note this in not a public auction.

The contents of storage unit(s) 0104259 located at 48 Industrial Dr, Williston, VT 05495, will be sold on the 5th of the month of June, 2010 to satisfy the debt of Dennis Martin.

Any person claiming a right to the goods may pay the amount claimed due and reasonable

expenses before the sale, in which case the sale may not occur.

Please note this in not a public auction.

The contents of storage unit(s) 0104427 located at 48 Industrial Dr, Williston, VT 05495, will be sold on the 5th of the month of June, 2010 to satisfy the debt of Alicia Carney.

Any person claiming a right to the goods may pay the amount claimed due and reasonable expenses before the sale, in which case the sale may not occur.

Please note this in not a public auction.

The contents of storage unit(s) 0104248 located at 48 Industrial Dr, Williston, VT 05495, will be sold on the 5th of the month of June, 2010 to satisfy the debt of Justin Ellerby.

Any person claiming a right to the goods may pay the amount claimed due and reasonable expenses before the sale, in which case the sale may not occur.

Please note this in not a public auction.

The contents of storage unit(s)01-03465 located at 28 Adams Dr, Williston, VT 05495, will be sold on the 3th of the month of June, 2010 to satisfy the debt of Amanda Garrison.

Any person claiming a right to the goods may pay the amount claimed due and reasonable expenses before the sale, in which case the sale may not occur.

Please note this in not a public auction.

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16 Church Street, Middlesex, VT 05602 Mental health services for children and adults with disabilities.

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Active, congenial elderly gentleman with memory problems needs nonsmoking couple without children to live in separate 1-bedroom apartment, available early July. Rent free (free utilities also) in exchange for caregiving Sunday-Thursday nights from 9 PM to bedtime, with assistance if needed until 5 AM. Winter maintenance of path and minimal small-dog care.

The Developmental Disabilities Service Area of HowardCenter seeks exceptional people for these two opportunities. Contact Marisa Hamilton, (802)488-6571.

ViVacious 38-year-old woman seeks a healthy person(s) to provide a home and residential support. She has a great sense of humor, loves to exercise and enjoys a healthy lifestyle including eating well, working and regular recreational activities.

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Paid roommate sought for a 26-year-old man in his Winooski, two-bedroom apartment. This avid Red Sox fan enjoys movies and sporting events. Ideal candidate is peer-age male with reliable transportation.

Become a Professional roommate- Share an apartment in Winooski with a 47-year-old woman who enjoys working on craft projects, shopping and rooting for the Red Sox. She likes being active and spending time with friends and family.

She requires some supervision with personal care. Ideal candidate: mature and home most evenings. No smoking and no pets. Generous tax-free stipend and very affordable rent that is shared.

Option for paid caregiving at other times. Must be flexible, patient HowardCenter is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Minorities, people of color and persons with disabilities encouraged and dependable, with interest and to apply. EOE/TTY. We offer competitive pay and a comprehensive benefits package to qualified employees. preferably skills in working with elders. Pets on approval. If gentleman moves, apartment will become 4t-howardsharedliving-052610.indd 1 5/24/10 5:21:05 PM a rental. Beautiful country setting with pond, X-C ski trails and garden space. Steep dirt road can be a challenge in winter and spring.

Director of Champlain Valley Weatherization Services

802-434-2821.

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This management position within the Champlain Valley Office of Economic Opportunity oversees all aspects of our program that reduces energy costs and improves health, safety and comfort for low-income Vermonters. Program operation includes the preparation and management of grants, contracts, budgets and recordkeeping; the training/development and supervision of staff; the collaboration with allied professionals; the attention to developments and innovations within weatherization; and the ability to set program goals and develop strategy to attain those goals.

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Experience in program and budget management, grant writing, and supervision of personnel are required. Excellent communication skills and proven ability to work effectively under pressure and motivate others are essential. Bachelor’s degree and/or four years experience in a position of comparable responsibility in a related field are required.

EOE. To apply, send letter of interest, resume and three letters of reference by June 7, 2010 to wxdirect@cvoeo.org or mail to: WX Director Search CVOEO PO Box 1603 Burlington, VT 05402-1603

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Kitchen Openings Line cook garde Manger Dishwasher 2+ years experience and ability to work a flexible schedule. Full-time positions with benefits.

The Windjammer hospitality group

Third-Shift Facilities Assistant

5/24/10 6:04:27 PM

City Market is looking for a part-time Facilities Assistant responsible for general maintenance and repairs, custodial duties, and other assigned tasks to help maintain cleanliness in our store. Applicants must have the ability to work nights, at least one year experience in building or preventative maintenance, and a general knowledge of equipment repair and cleaning procedures. Applicants should also have effective communication skills and the ability to lift 50-80 pounds frequently. Experience cleaning with an auto floor scrubber is preferred.

If you have the previous skills and a great sense of humor, apply today!

We offer fantastic benefits including medical, dental, life and vision, retirement plan, generous paid time off, store discount, mass transit reimbursement, health club discounts and much more! We are an Equal Opportunity Employer. Apply online at www.citymarket.coop.

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Founded in 1787, Castleton is a college community that values personal interaction with students and among colleagues. Your work will be appreciated here. You can help us make a difference in the lives of our students, and for the benefit of Vermont.

Part-Time Head Men’s Lacrosse Coach Responsibilities include but are not limited to coaching practices and games, program administration, recruitment and retention of students, and compliance with NCAA Division III, ECAC and NEWLA rules and regulations.

Applications will be accepted until the position is filled. Applicants should forward a resume, cover letter, completed Castleton application for employment (available online at www.castleton,edu), and contact information for three references to: Office of Human Resources, Castleton State College, Castleton, VT 05735 CSC IS AN EquAL OppORtuNItY/AFFIRmAtIVE ACtION EmpLOYER

This position focuses on student success: promoting the academic success of students and the continuous learning of the community by providing a creative and innovative vision to enhance student learning, academic success and personal growth. Responsibilities include providing a comprehensive student services program for a diverse student body to be successful inside and outside of the classroom, and promoting the delivery of services through direct student contact and through technology.

Master's degree in an appropriate discipline and at least five years of higher education administration experience required. Ability to exercise judgment and discretion in applying and interpreting college policies and procedures. Demonstrated commitment to supporting academics and student learning outcomes. Excellent interpersonal, communication and technical skills. Demonstrated problem-solving, conflict-resolution and crisis-management skills. Work outside of normal business hours and extensive travel are required. Please visit www.ccv.edu for full posting and application instructions.

Associate Registrar

This position assists the Registrar in managing the operations of the Office of the Registrar. This includes staff supervision, registration and enrollment activities, maintaining student records, database management, data analysis, and providing excellent customer service to internal and external customers. The successful candidate will be expected to perform complex data queries and analysis for institutional reporting and research, and train college staff to perform functions related to registration and enrollment, especially those involving the use of computer systems and technology.

Requirements include bachelor’s degree in an appropriate discipline (such as computing, information systems, educational administration or business) plus five or more years of relevant experience, or a combination of education and experience from which comparable knowledge and skills have been acquired. Strong interpersonal, oral and written communication skills. Demonstrated leadership and supervisory skills. Preferred qualifications: experience working in higher education administration, preferably in a Registrar’s Office; experience using administrative student information systems such as Colleague, Banner or PeopleSoft; and /or experience managing web-based services and information.

Please visit www.ccv.edu for the full position requirements and application instructions. CCV offers a competitive salary with a generous benefits package.

CCV strongly encourages applications from members of ethnic minority groups and other under-represented backgrounds. CCV is an Equal Opportunity Employer, in compliance with ADA requirements.

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Administrative Assistant

Sous Chef and Line Cook

Looking for an opportunity to be an essential, valued member of the team?

The Farmhouse Tap & Grill 160 Bank Street, BTV

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Our firm is seeking an energetic, dedicated administrative assistant to provide support to our staff with at least two years experience.

Primary responsibilities to include scheduling meetings, preparing reports, creating client invoices, tracking projects, telephone reception and assisting our Business Manager with various projects. Proficiency with computers, especially Microsoft Office, is essential. The ideal candidate is someone who can jump into a job and learn on the fly. We provide excellent wages, comprehensive benefits and a friendly, supportive office environment.

FARM HOUSE TAP & GRILL

Burlington’s newest restaurant is looking to beef up kitchen staff in anticipation of lunch service opening. Accepting applications for Sous Chef and Line Cook.

We are dedicated to supporting our local farmers and food producers and are committed to quality in everything we do!

Apply via email to info@farmhousetg.com.

Forward your resume with salary requirements to: Mariann Olewnik, The Darcy Group, Ltd., P.O. Box 1542, Burlington, VT 05402, (802) 864-6068 (fax), mpo@darcygroupltd.com

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Legal Assistant A great job for an experienced legal secretary. Medium-sized Burlington law firm with a friendly and fun work environment is seeking a fulltime Receptionist/Legal Assistant.

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Coordinator for STARS Established NAEYC Accredited early childhood

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program is seeking dynamic, committed teacher to be part of our early childhood program.

STARS is Vermont’s quality recognition system for early

achieving quality in early childhood and school-age settings, The Center is an Equal Opportunity Employer. technological adeptness including familiarity with Word, Excel, databases andof presentation technology, ability to speak Please send resume and letters reference to: and present in public, understanding of statewide systems, ability to Search work Committee independently. Position requires travel Mary Johnson Children’s Center, throughout Vermont.

81 Water Street, Middlebury, VT 05753

THE CONVERSE HOME

This is a one-year, full-time position starting in August 2010.

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with developmental disabilities. The following positions include a generous stipend, paid time off (respite) and ongoing support.

A kind, humorous, nonverbal gentleman in his 40s is seeking a home with an outgoing person who enjoys being involved in the community and in social settings. Due to severe allergies, the home cannot have pets. This active individual loves music, walking and going to the library.

An independent young woman is seeking an active, energetic, female roommate who can assist her in accessing the community, learning to increase her independence and addressing her medical needs. She enjoys cooking, keeping in touch with online friends, socializing, and fashion, and is interested in continuing education.

A good-humored, intelligent man is seeking an individual to share his home in Winooski. The ideal candidate will support him in his social life, accessing his community and maintaining his job.

If you are interested in taking advantage of this opportunity, please contact Al Frugoli at afrugoli@ccs-vt.org or 802-655-0511 x108.

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A community of caring for elders

Transmitter Supervisor Job Opportunities in a supportive work environment:

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Full-time nights (32-40 hours includes benefits) Must be able to work every other weekend

Evening RN or LPN 4-6-month temporary shift supervisor position 272 Church Street, Burlington,Vermont 05401 40 hours/week, Thursday-Monday email: info@conversehome.com www.conversehome.com $1000 bonus upon completion of term For more information, or to schedule an interview, please call Donna at 802.862.0401 or email donna@conversehome.com.

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WCAX-TV is looking for a Transmitter Supervisor at its manned mountaintop transmission facility. Managerial skills will be required in overseeing other engineers who work at the site as well as tenants colocated within the facility. Job applicants will need to have a strong background in the RF technologies used in today's digital TV transmission systems, as well as practical electronic/electrical troubleshooting skills. Must be comfortable with using computers. Ability to work alone or outside in difficult weather is a must.

Please send cover letter and resume to: jobs@wcax.com or WCAX-TV Engineering, PO Box 4508, Burlington, VT 05406. No phone calls, please.

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Pepsi Bottling Ventures is hiring for the following positions:

Performance Improvement Clinical Specialist The Performance Improvement Clinical Specialist works in collaboration with multidisciplinary groups to design and execute performance improvement projects to help improve clinical practice. The qualified candidate must have experience in utilizing various quality improvement methods and have a clinical practitioner background in an acute care hospital setting. In addition, strong Microsoft desktop applications skills, facilitation and presentation skills are needed.

Clinical Navigator - Rehab Service Line (Pain Management) The Clinical Navigator incorporates the role of advanced practice nursing into clinical practice, education, research and leadership in addressing the health care needs of customers. The qualfied candidate will work in collaboration with our physiatrists in developing a Chronic Pain Management Program. Requires a Masters of Science in Nursing and 3 to 5 years of recent pain management experience.

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Producer / Announcer — Part Time Vermont Public Radio has an opening for a part-time producer/ announcer. If you have broadcast experience, strong writing and audio-editing skills, and a creative spirit, consider this excellent opportunity in public radio. You’ll create compelling promotional announcements, assist in the production of membership drives, and serve as an announcer as needed.

Candidates should have a bachelor’s degree and 1-3 years experience in broadcasting. Demonstrated digital audio-editing skills are a must. This position also requires strong organizational and planning skills, and the ability to meet multiple deadlines.

Duties also include creation of some online content.

This is a 25 hr./week, Monday through Friday position with occasional weekend hours. Learn more and apply at VPR.net/careers.

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Section The requirements for this position include: extensive experience integrating technology into learning environments; experience developing instructional #5V (3.83” x 5.25”) BW Size materials and training sessions for end-users; and experience managing/ $ Price developing web applications using Drupal and PHP. Additionally, strong communication, interpersonal and organizational skills as well as a desire 10-RUTL-0001750 Ad# to work collaboratively in a dynamic, service-oriented environment are required. A bachelor’s degree with a minimum of one year of experience in an IT-related role in an educational environment (or an equivalent combination of education and experience) is also required. Availability during some evening and weekend hours, in addition to normal daytime hours, is required to support students and faculty during on-campus residencies.

To apply please email resume, cover letter and three references to: employment@goddard.edu.

Priority will be given to applications received by June 4, 2010.

To learn more about Goddard College, please visit our website: www.goddard.edu.

Goddard College is committed to creating a college representative of a diverse global community and capable of creating change. To that end, we are actively seeking applications for this position from qualified candidates from groups currently underrepresented in our institution.

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Forklift Operator/ Loader Route Trainee Bulk CR Customer Delivery Specialist

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Interested candidates should apply at www.pepsibottlingventures.com.

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is seeking a full-time PSYCHOTHERAPIST to provide individual and group psychotherapy to a small caseload of clients in a comprehensive mental health program serving young adults with dual-diagnosis.

Must be able to work in a collaborative style with other members 12:33:33 PM of a multidisciplinary treatment team; must have communication, relationship and clinical skills.

Qualifications: master's degree, license eligible and experience required.

New England Federal Credit Union, Vermont’s largest credit union with seven branch locations, is a growing organization committed to excellence in price, convenience, service, simplicity, and to sharing success.

NEFCU offers a stable, supportive, high-standards work environment, where employees are treated as key stakeholders.

Please visit our website www.nefcu.com, to learn more about the great opportunities and benefits that exist at NEFCU.

Spruce Mountain Inn 155 Towne Ave. Plainfield, VT 05667 wberte@sprucemountaininn.com

Saturday/Summer Teller Year-Round Position

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New England Federal Credit Union is looking for people who are enthusiastic, friendly, helpful and reliable to provide exceptional customer service handling teller transactions at our branch locations. You will be part of a team and organization committed to excellence and building relationships with our members.

This is a great opportunity for college students or anyone interested in working in a professional work environment while earning some extra money. During the school year you will work at our Harvest Lane Branch on Saturdays, and during the summer you could be at any of our six branch locations in Chittenden County. Qualified candidates must project a friendly and personable demeanor, have effective communication skills, attention to detail, accuracy and knowledge of computers. Cash-handling and customer service experience required.

Hours: During the school year = Saturdays, 8:45-3:15; Summer = full-time (40 hours per week) with Saturday included and one day off during the week.

NEFCU enjoys an employer of choice distinction with turnover averaging less than 10%. More than 96% of our 165 staff say NEFCU is a great place to work (2009 Annual Staff Survey). If you believe you have the qualifications to contribute to this environment, please send your resume and cover letter to: HR@nefcu.com.

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Education & Outreach Intern The Lake Champlain Basin Program and New England Interstate Water Pollution Control Commission seek a part-time Education & Outreach Intern to assist in delivering lake-related messages to people in the Lake Champlain Basin.

Position would be 20-24 hours a week through December.

Job description is available at www.neiwpcc.org.

Send resume and cover letter by June 4th to: NEIWPCC – Human Resources 116 John Street Lowell, MA 01852 Or email to jobs@neiwpcc.org

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Lund Family Center’s mission is to help children thrive by serving families with children, pregnant or parenting teens and young adults, and adoptive families.

Exciting employment opportunity available at a nonprofit with a history of 120 years of serving families and children throughout Vermont:

Environment $400-$600/week Work for a clean energy future Work with great people

Patient Services Manager

Work with VPIRG on our clean energy campaign.

Career opportunities and benefits available.

www.jobsthatmatter.org Call Steve, 802 660 9030.

Community Health Center of Burlington is searching for a candidate who has the ability to establish, maintain and embody an extraordinary customer service culture. This is a great opportunity for the right high-energy professional to set the stage for providing our patients with a positive CHCB experience!

The Patient Services Manager is responsible for the organization, administration and day-to-day coordination of new patient intake and orientation, patient registration and demographic data. Manages the Patient Services staff, and ensures compliance and budgetary oversight of the department.

Fosters and enables a top-notch customer-service culture!

North American PlayCare is searching for a

PRESCHOOL TEACHER.

Basic Qualifications - Bachelor’s degree - Five years experience in health care administration and strong working knowledge of health care coding and billing as well as familiarity with electronic medical record systems - Five years in a supervisory role with demonstrated success in creating and/or maintaining a customer-service culture - Excellent written and verbal skills - Ability to foster open communication and a strong team environment - Ability to teach and coach “in the moment”

Clinical Services Coordinator The Clinical Services Coordinator provides direct supervision to clinicians within the Residential and Community Treatment department, oversight of clinical services, oversight of special projects, and clinical supervision and training in the area of cooccurring treatment to staff pursuing licensing.

Applicants must be dually licensed in substance abuse and Mental Health counseling, with a minimum of five years experience in treating co-occurring mental health and substance abuse disorders with an integrated background in CBT, DBT, MI and attachment; at least two years of providing clinical supervision; experience with teaching and training. Experience working on a multidisciplinary team preferred. The RCT program offers a highquality team approach and specialization of services unique to treating pregnant and parenting women and their children that makes it a rewarding and dynamic work environment.

Highly competitive salary and excellent benefits including generous paid time off.

A state teaching certificate Please submit cover letter and resume to: with early ed. endorsement Jamie Tourangeau, HR Manager, Lund Family Center, is preferred, but we will PO Box 4009, Burlington, VT 05406-4009 Fax: (802)861-6460 consider the “right” person To apply, send cover letter and resume to: HR@CHCB.org. Community Email: jamiet@lundfamilycenter.org minus certification. An ability Health Center of Burlington, 617 Riverside Avenue, Burlington, VT 05401 to run a top-notch program and to understand the financial aspects of early 5/24/10 2:35:03 5v-Lund-052610.indd PM 1 5/24/10 childhood education are 5v-CHC052610.indd 1 required. Send resume, letter of interest and 3 references

by June 15 to: sherry@ocamhs.com or Sherry L. Yandow, Executive Director North American PlayCare, Inc. 86 Lake St. Burlington, Vt 05401

Custodial Supervisor

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When people visit our Champlain Mill office, they almost always tell us, “I wish I could work in a place like this!” Perhaps you, too, desire the friendly, casual, hardworking, customer-supportive environment offered by our 43-employee company.

PCC has been designing, developing and supporting our pediat6:11:08 PM ric- specific practice management software for the last 27 years.

We recently launched a new clinical product and are excited about the demand for this software.

with tile floor experience Hours and days vary with overtime, benefits and good pay rates. Must have good references and pass a background check.

Fast-growing business with great potential.

Call SANIGLAZE OF VT LLC @ 802-734-3319.

Check out our website for more information about what we do: www.saniglaze802.com

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Office cleaner PCC is seeking a motivated, reliable, detail-oriented person to perform the day to day cleaning and light maintenance needs for our growing office. Our ideal candidate has a passion for tidiness along with 3+ years of cleaning experience.

Commercial cleaning experience is a plus!

This is a part-time, after hours position with the possibility of becoming full-time depending upon our needs and your interest in administrative tasks.

To learn more about PCC, and how to apply for this position, visit our website at www.pcc.com/careers. The deadline for submitting your application is May 28.

No phone calls, please.

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Accountant Democracy for America is a grassroots powerhouse working in all 50 states to change our country and the Democratic Party from the ground up.

DFA is seeking a detail-oriented, well-organized and experienced accountant to administer and manage income, expenses, employee benefits and compliance with state and federal regulations. The ideal candidate has a background in accounting and bookkeeping, is a quick study and can maintain a high level of administrative detail in a fast-paced environment.

Responsibilities include reconciliation of multiple bank accounts, preparation of cash flow projections and proper filing of IRS reports. This is the perfect position for an experienced administrator with an interest in progressive politics and a desire to develop even stronger accounting skills.

Democracy for America and this position are located in Burlington, VT. Competitive salary is commensurate with experience. Benefits include employer-paid health care, paid vacation and holidays, sick leave, a retirement plan with an employer contribution, a fun and dynamic work environment, and the chance to make real change happen.

To view the full job description, visit DemocracyforAmerica.com/jobs and to apply please email a resume and cover letter to careers@ democracyforamerica.com. DFA is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

Education Director

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education director

Helen Day Art Center designs and curates some of Vermont’s most innovative and dynamic exhibits.

Imagine and design the future of Arts Education in northern Vermont.

DAIL SENIOR PLANNING COORDINATOR

Submit letter and resume to nathan@helenday.com.

Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, Vt. Visit www.helenday.com for details.

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Videographer/Editor Mount Mansfield Television is looking for an energetic and talented Videographer/Editor to round out our award-winning creative team.

The right applicant should be proficient at operating HD video cameras, experienced with nonlinear editing software, and have a working knowledge of HD video workflows. Experience with Final Cut Pro, Soundtrack Pro, Motion, Photoshop, Premier, Shake, Compressor and Magic Bullet are a plus. Good interpersonal skills and ability to work with a team are a must.

Department of Disabilities, Aging, and Independent Living

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ASSISTANT DEAN OF STUDENTS & DIRECTOR OF NEW STUDENT PROGRAMS

Full-time staff position that entails acting as the commuter student liaison, providing outreach, training and education to all new students, and assisting the Dean with the Civilian Honor/Discipline Committee and the yearly review/revisions of the Student Rules and Regulations. In addition, develop, implement and evaluate comprehensive new student orientation and first year student transition programs.

SENIOR DEVELOPMENT OFFICER

Work with one of Vermont's coolest public agencies, where policy decisions are truly driven by data. Work with VocRehab Vermont to help improve the employment of people with disabilities and to support their employers. The Division of Vocational Rehabilitation is seeking an individual to serve as a database manager and provide statistical support to a research grant aimed at removing barriers to employment for people with disabilities. Plan and implement evaluation and data reporting for multiple employment support programs and special projects. Applied experience with computers, database management and basic statistics is essential. Requires a bachelor’s degree and at least two years of experience in the design, development and implementation of automated databases for the evaluation of public human service programs. Reference job posting #26923.

Waterbury-Full time. Open until filled.

The State of Vermont offers an excellent total compensation package. To apply, use the online job application at www. vtstatejobs.info or contact the Department of Human Resources Division, Recruitment Services, at (800) 640-1657 (voice) or 800-253-0191 (TTY/Relay Service).

Qualified applicants should submit resumes and demos to: jobs@wcax.com or Creative Services, WCAX TV, PO Box 4508, Burlington, VT 05406.

No phone calls.

The State of Vermont is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

Coordinate and direct the identification, cultivation, solicitation, stewardship and documentation for major gift prospects, lifetime gift prospects and ultimate gift prospects. Seeking applicants with a long track record of raising money who will successfully and 5v-VTDivVocationCMYK-052610.indd directly manage constituents as well as discover prospects who have the capacity and inclination to provide significant support for the University.

ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT

Seeking a customer-service-oriented team player who is discreet, able to juggle multiple requests and assignments, and work with budgets and financial information. This position supports the operations of the Foundation and Corporate Relations and the Planned Giving offices.

Please visit our website www.norwich.edu/jobs, for more details and information on how to apply for these and other great jobs.

Norwich University is an Equal Opportunity Employer offering a comprehensive benefit package that includes medical, dental, group life and long-term disability insurance, flexible-spending accounts for health and dependent care, retirement annuity plan, and tuition scholarships for eligible employees and their family members.

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Qualified candidates must have orientation prgorams, individual instruction, and inservice training a current VT RN license, and demonstrate leadership, interpersonal, education for nursing staff and support services. Plans, implements supervisory and teaching skills. Minimum of three years of relevant and maintains inservice training that meets annual mandated OSHA experience required. CVMC offers an outstanding flexible benefit and CDC standards for all staff and continuing education program and generous paid time off program. requirements for licensed personnel. Qualified candidates must have a current VT RN license, and demonstrate leadership, COME SEE WHAT WE HAVE TO OFFER!!! interpersonal, Qualified applicants areskills. encouraged to apply supervisory and teaching Minimum of 3online yearsvia of our relevant website at www.cvmc.org, or contact us at (802) 371-4191, experience required.

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NativeEnergy Inc.,

Marketing Manager.

MUSEUM OUTREACH COORDINATOR

Experienced museum professional desired for history museum.

Assist with exhibition development, programs and events, and museum accreditation tasks as required. Work with students, staff, faculty and others in the NU community and the wider public to increase engagement in museum activities. Duties include assistance with daily operational tasks, office support, accounts payable and collection processing. The OC is a benefits-eligible, part-time position of 20 hours per week.

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The right person will be imaginative, energetic, cheerful and resilient. He or she must enthusiastically embrace and effectively manage an uncommon mix of responsibilities. The following qualifications are essential: • Familiarity with environmental issues and climate change.

• Experience in marketing and public relations.

• Success in developing new, innovative programs.

• Experience having worked on or played on a team.

The marketing manager will report to the Vice President of Sales and Marketing and will work with two others in marketing and a sales staff of six.

NativeEnergy is an Equal Opportunity Employer, offering a compensation benefit package that includes health, retirement and the potential for a bonus. Salary will be right for an individual with several years of experience.

Send a cover letter of no more than one page and a concise resume to tom.rawls@nativeenergy.com.

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Caregiver Job Opportunity

UNEMPLOYED? RETIRED? WANT TO RE-ENTER THE JOB MARKET? PAID JOB TRAINING IS AVAILABLE...

Small residential care facility is looking for a part-time Caregiver for night and/or evening shift.

Earn while you learn job-specific skills.

Must be age 55 or over, income eligible, unemployed.

Vermont Associates for Training & Development, Inc. Serving all of Vermont.

800 439 3307

Please call Nanc Bourne @ 434-7181.

Nanc Bourne, Director, Sterling House at Richmond, 61 Farr Road.

When people visit our Champlain Mill office, they almost always tell us, “I wish I could work in a place like this!” Perhaps you, too, desire the friendly, casual, hardworking, customer-supportive environment offered by our 43-employee company.

Sterling House at Richmond Phone: (802) 434- 7181 Fax: (802) 434- 7161 61 Farr Rd., Richmond, VT 05477

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The Sales Team Leader is a team-building position that offers leadership, guidance, and mentoring to rest of our sales Team while overseeing existing accounts and developing new ones. A proven track record of relationship sales and sales team building and management is required. Knowledge of the business of health care and an understanding of how information systems are applied in a health care setting is very helpful, but not required. If you’re looking for a career where you can make a difference, don’t miss this opportunity to improve the delivery of health care for children.

No phone calls, please.

Those wishing to apply should provide a cover 6:41:33 PM letter and resume to:

5/17/10 Consider joining the dedicated team at COTS, and help to make a difference!

VISTA PoSITIon HouSIng ReSouRce cenTeR SecuRITy DePoSIT PRojecT SPecIAlIST

This full-time position is a yearlong commitment beginning in July. Benefits include a living allowance and an education award upon successful completion of the commitment. Health insurance and training are provided. School loan forbearance during the commitment may be possible.

Please, no phone calls; electronic applications preferred. Positions are open until filled. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer. Send cover letter and resume to: Jobs@cotsonline.org.

COTS, Human Resources, PO Box 1616 Burlington, VT 05402-1616 EOE, TTY relay 1-800-545-3323

Send resume and cover letter to: OGE, Attn: Hiring, 152 Cherry St., Burlington, VT 05401 or email brian@gearx.com.

After School Program Site Coordinators Williamstown Middle High School & Williamstown Elementary School

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full-time 5/24/10 12:40:11 PM Conservation Organizer

Sierra Club: full-time Conservation Organizer to work in Montpelier, Vermont. Grassroots organizing and education in support of wildlife habitat protection, chapter membership development, and other conservation-related activities such as watershed protection. Visit web address below to see job description and follow instructions to submit a cover letter and resume. www.sierraclub.org/careers/conservation/Conservation-OrganizerResilient-Habitats.aspx

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We offer a friendly working community with good benefits and an opportunity for long-term employment. Must have a love of the outdoors, a sharp wit and the ability to work well amidst chaos.

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The Committee on Temporary Shelter is seeking an organized, creative and self-directed individual with excellent communication and advocacy skills to help implement a Security Deposit project in the community for program participants and housing providers. The person in this position will work with case managers to identify qualified participants for the program; work with local lenders to develop a loan program; and do community outreach to housing providers.

The Outdoor Gear Exchange is hiring a Sales Associate with extensive experience in backpacking or climbing. Strong customer service skills, attention to detail, and a good knowledge of outdoor gear are required.

This is a full-time position with benefits. Send a resume and a cover letter letting us know why you would be perfect for the best damn gear shop around. The position may require working evenings and/or weekends.

Human Resources Department c/o Sherry Labarge PO Box 55 Colchester, VT 05446

COTS provides emergency shelter, services and housing for people who are without homes or who are marginally housed, with the belief that housing is a fundamental human right.

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Sales Associate

The Town of Colchester seeks a temporary Building Inspector to serve in a full-time capacity through June 18, 2010. A complete job description can be found at the Town’s website at: www.colchestervt.gov.

To learn more about PCC, and how to apply for this position, visit our website at www.pcc.com/careers. The deadline for submitting your application is May 28.

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temporary building inspector

SaleS Team leader

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2 part-time Site Coordinators wanted to manage 21st Century Community Learning Center after-school programs. (20 hours per week for each position.) Must be detail oriented, have excellent organizational, management and computer skills, be able to communicate effectively with school staff, students, families and community members, be knowledgeable about developmental and educational needs of students, and be able to manage program budget. Must possess an associate’s degree.

Send cover letter, resume, three letters of reference, transcripts and certification documents to:

Nancy Chase, ONWARD! Program Director c/o Orange North Supervisory Union 111B Brush Hill Road Williamstown, VT 05679 E.O.E.

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SSTA, a local non-profit, is looking to hire a full time skilled mechanic to assist with the daily maintenance of a fleet of 45 vehicles. Responsibilities will include oil changes, suspension and brake work, alignment and tire work and computer diagnostics. Ability to diagnose, trouble shoot and work independently a must. Applicants must have a valid driver’s license.

Own tools and ASE certification preferred.

Hours may vary, with the work week being Tuesday thru Saturday.

SSTA offers competitive pay , paid holidays and vacation. All incumbents must successfully VAN pass background DAYCARE AIDE checks, drug test upon offer of hire.

SSTA has a full-time position available please for a person to To apply for this position, download an application from assist with transportation of children. Applicant must sstarides.org and submit one of the following ways: apply have a valid and clear driver’s license. It is imperative that you enjoy being with children and are under- via fax to: 802-878-7385 online: www.sstarides.org, standing of their needs. Position is 40 hrs/wk at $8.50 Attn: Human via mail to: 2091 Main Street, hr, w/benefits.

SSTA is anResources, Equal Opportunity Employer.

Applicants may call or apply in person to: Colchester, Vermont 05446, Attn: Human Resources.

Barbara Tennien SSTA/878—1527 2091 Main Street Colchester, VT

SSTA is an equal opportunity employer.

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Outreach & Fund Development Director

The Vermont Coalition of Runaway & Homeless Youth Programs (VCRHYP) guarantees the existence of a statewide safety net for runaway and homeless youth. The Coalition is composed of 13 member agencies representing every region of Vermont. The Coalition is seeking an Outreach and Fund Development Director to join our administrative team in Montpelier. This individual will support and advance the mission and financial security of the Coalition by accomplishing the following objectives: • Build awareness about runaway, homeless and other Vermont youth living in difficult circumstances.

• Communicate the unique statewide model that Vermont has developed to help these youth achieve successful outcomes.

• Support Coalition member fundraising efforts in Vermont communities.

• Identify potential corporate partners and other state and national private funding opportunities to support the work of the Coalition.

RequIRementS: • College degree required, advanced degree preferred.

• Ability to build relationships.

• Background in communications, fund development, marketing or related fields.

• Knowledge of fund-development strategies, basic financial planning and regulations governing charitable giving.

• Results oriented and able to independently manage work schedule.

• excellent communication skills including interpersonal, written and public speaking.

• Able to utilize technology to broaden our community of supporters through use of social media, website content management, e-donations, donor database and productivity software.

• Commitment to the mission of the Coalition and a concern for the well-being of Vermont youth.

Salary Range: mid-30s Please send resume along with letter of interest to Vermont Coalition of Runaway & Homeless Youth Programs, Attention: Calvin Smith, PO Box 627, 38 Elm St., Montpelier, VT 05602, or email: csmith@vcrhyp.org.

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Hospital Diversion Program Residential Counselor The Hospital Diversion Program of NFI VT is seeking a Residential Counselor. Hospital Diversion provides crisis stabilization, comprehensive clinical assessment, individual treatment and discharge planning in a small, safe residential setting. Responsibilities include counseling youth, ADL (activity, daily learning), assisting with hygiene and living skills and with treatment. Superior interpersonal skills and ability to function in a team atmosphere a must. BA in psychology or related field required. Position is fulltime with a comprehensive benefits package.

Awake Overnight Counselor The Awake Overnight Counselor provides supervision and support to the youth during the sleeping hours. If you are interested in gaining some practical experience in the human services field, this is a fantastic opportunity. Bachelor’s degree preferred. Superior interpersonal skills and ability to function in a team atmosphere a must. Position is 30 hours a week with a comprehensive benefits package.

Please email resume and cover letter to christineciavola@nafi.com or mail to Christine Kubacz, 486 Main Street, Winooski, VT 05404.

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Champlain Community Services is seeking dynamic **Deadline May 31, 2010** and dedicated individuals to support adults with 1t-Vtcentercrime052610.indd 1 5/24/10 5:44:59 PM developmental disabilities in a one-on-one setting to help them achieve their goals both Ski Vermont/Vermont Ski Areas Assosocially and vocationally. ciation seeks a marketing manager to Enjoy each workday while implement programs to increase skier making a difference in your visits to Vermont’s resorts. community and in someone’s Primary responsibilities include website content management, life. We are currently hiring snow reporting, dbase management, consumer/ski shows several part-time, fully and events, social marketing and Associate Member benefited positions. program execution.

Marketing Manager

Solid computer and CMS skills required; proficiency in Microsoft Office, including Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Outlook HTML, Photoshop and video editing. Strong written and oral communication skills, attention to detail. Degree in marketing and/or communications preferred. Travel required to weekend and midweek events. Competitive salary and excellent benefits.

Send resumes to: Jessica@skivermont.com.

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To learn more about PCC, and how to apply for this position, visit our website at www.pcc.com/careers. The deadline for submitting your application is May 28.

No phone calls, please.

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HowardCenter improves the well-being of children, adults, families and communities.

Developmental Services Job CoaCh Seeking dependable, energetic, professional individual to provide 1:1 employment supports to numerous individuals at their job sites. Position requires good communication and judgment skills as well as flexibility.

Experience with this population helpful. Must have reliable transportation.

30 hours/week.

Champlain Community Services 512 Troy Ave., Colchester, VT 05446 (802) 655-0511 Fax: (802) 655-5207

SpeCialized Community Support Worker (4 poSitionS)

Champlain Community Services

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21-y/o man who is graduating in June seeks 20 hours of support in the Burlington area. This guy loves social activities, rescue personnel and equipment, music, and computer games. The ideal candidate must appreciate humor and have a positive attitude. Candidates must use ASL for this benefit-eligible position.

Patient and physically active person sought to provide 25 afternoon support hours to a nationally accomplished soccer player. This 21-y/o woman works best with an experienced person who will support gentle and consistent change. Benefits eligible.

21-y/o man who graduates in June is looking for 20 support hours. This guy enjoys various sporting activities like horseback riding, swimming and bocce. He has two volunteer positions and loves music and will do best with someone who enjoys an easygoing attitude, humor, and an active lifestyle.

Ideal candidate has clear communication skills and pays close attention to details. Schedule to be determined for this benefits-eligible position.

Marketing CoMMuniCations speCialist We’re looking for a dynamic individual to join our Marketing Team. Use your excellent command of the written word, outstanding grammar, and creativity to develop informative and enticing electronic and print messaging that builds relationships and community to support our servicefocused brand. Prior experience in web content production, marketing communications, journalism, customer relationship management, or related fields, is desired but not required.

Norwich is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

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West Street Corner Store is known in Rutland as the cheapest spot around for gas. Less than a mile from downtown, it’s convenient, too. But more than cheap fuel and a great location recommends the station: A counter inside serves what may be the best Indian food in Vermont.

When Rajesh Harchind opened the pit stop four years ago, offering his native cuisine was not part of the plan.

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Savvy diners break for a postprandial stroll before charging into the Creamery’s bakery. Spare though it is, the garden-level shop — attached to the main structure with a separate entrance — sells pies and small-batch ice cream even after the diner closes.

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Three years ago, overwhelmed by requests for him to ply his trade from the gas station, Ranjit developed a menu based on the fare he’d practiced in Beantown. The Harchinds officially opened Jia Indian Restaurant, named for Rajesh’s now 3-and-a-half-year-old daughter, inside the station.

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Harchind’s father, Ranjit, is no stranger to introducing Americans to Indian food. When the family first arrived in the United States, he supported them by cooking in Bostonarea restaurants.

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ntering Our House, I was surprised to see the spitted pig spinning slowly in an enclosed rotisserie. When the owners of the newest eatery on Winooski’s restaurant row began talking about doing barbecue in the tiny spot formerly occupied by Sneakers Bistro, I imagined a smoky, open fire pit into which toddlers might tumble. The reality seemed safer and almost austere: a glass and metal cabinet, with the aromas of pig skin and flesh vented to the outside.

But the heat remained. On this 80-degree day, the air conditioning was blasting by the host station, and the refurbished room, with its chocolate- and cream-colored paint slathered on the uneven walls like frosting on a cake, felt swampy. Sweat gathered in the crooks of my elbows, and my legs clung to the cushions of the booth. I ordered a draft Switchback, but retrospectively realized the $11 Mint Julep, made with Jim Beam, would have better fit the weather.

Although Our House opened just last week, the hot spot — which touts its “twisted comfort food” — has already attracted a slew of followers. The pricing is neither bargain basement nor precious, which means Our House may become a special-occasion place for some diners and a weekly visit for others.

Here, classic American dishes such as wings, sweet-potato fries and nachos show up alongside more contemporary fare: spinach salad with strawberries and goat cheese; a fat portabella mushroom cap with basil-pesto mayo.

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That sauce was fine with the tangy Frickles, deep-fried spears of moist dill pickle that shed their beer batter on the plate like molting snakes. But the appealing Irish Eggrolls — basically St. Patrick’s Day dinner plus cheddar cheese, wrapped in a wonton and fried — could have used more of the advertised spicy cabbage and a bracing mustard dip.

The ever-present dressing, plus bell-pepper-speckled salsa and some standard guacamole, came with the fish taco, my least favorite dish. The spicerubbed and grilled flesh was a bit tough, and I couldn’t understand why a dish that generally stuck close to its culinary origins came with a few incongruous strands of seaweed salad and yellow rice dotted with kidney beans and edamame.

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Happily, my first visit also included the Yardbird, a tiny whole chicken roasted and flecked with herbs, accompanied by a delightful slab of gravytopped bacon-cheddar bread pudding.

While some such dishes share their texture with the dried-bread chunks from which they’re made, this one was moist, custardy and stringy with cheese. Make sure you have a sharp knife with which to butcher the miniature fowl; a butter knife just doesn’t cut it.

I had similar difficulties the next night with a plate of pork while trying to portion out and share with my tablemate. The meat on competition-style barbecued ribs does not fall off the bone, and Our House’s toothsome version met that criterion — and bested my cutlery.

But after sawing off a single juicy segment, I found it scrumptiously slathered with sweet, tomato-y sauce dotted with mustard seed, flecks of spices and bits of tender onion.

The creamy apple-cabbage slaw on the side was fine, although it could have been a little tangier. But the well-seasoned “smashed” potatoes, topped with rich, savory gravy, were perfection.

The lamb meatloaf was another smashing success: moist, flavorful and pleasantly gamy. I was uncertain about ordering a dish that came with fried onions — slimy circles of onion in doughy rings turn me off. Not to worry: These peppery bits were thin, shatteringly crisp and edible in a single bite.

accompaniments were arrayed on extralong, rectangular white plates, which gave the cozy fare a hip look.

The drink list was modern, too, including a bacon-pineapple-jalapeño Margarita that I have yet to try, and four “bloody” offerings, ranging from a tomato juice-cabernet blend to a vodka version laced with barbecue sauce.

The latter — upgraded from the well (Smirnoff ) to Ketel One for a buck — was good, though it tasted more strongly of horseradish than of ’cue. It would have been niftier if the promised rib garnish 8h-mysticdesserts052610.indd 1 came in the glass as a meaty swizzle stick rather than on a plate.

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Mike Lussen, far right, with the Cumberland Singers, circa 1969.

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ike Lussen has left Woods Tea Company.

It is hard for this writer to type those words. This writer rummages for some wisecrack, some flip follow-up to take the sting out of them.

(Novelist John O’Hara: “George Gershwin died on July 11, 1937, but I don’t have to believe that if I don’t want to.”)

Lussen himself would not stand for any such sentimentality if he could prevent it. “I don’t suffer fools gladly,” he likes to growl in his trademark deadpan. Then, after a beat, “But unfortunately that sometimes includes me.”

If Lussen had his way, he’d probably exit the stage with some corny line like that, at his own expense — and maybe after his “final” performance with the group earlier this month he did. He probably did.

All that said, Mike Lussen. Has left. The Woods Tea Company.

Don’t misunderstand. There will still be a Woods Tea Company now that Mike has hung up his magical five-string banjo.

And his tenor banjo. And his guitar. And his bouzouki. And his bodhran. And the galluses that keep his jeans up. And the old gray fedora that even Woody Guthrie might have sent out to Goodwill.

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mont and the rest of America, connecting with the band’s devoted following that has grown to near-cult status over more than a quarter-century. The Company will still be ambassadors of Vermont, performing some of the most beloved and soulful music the genre has ever boasted.

It began for Lussen in 1961 in Elizabeth, N.J. One day the gawky 17-year-old walked into a record shop and bought an album by the reigning gods of American pop, The Kingston Trio. On the album was the song that changed his life: “The Hunter,” which featured a thumping banjo riff by the group’s lanky plucker Dave Guard.

“I have to do this,” Lussen remembers thinking. He’d never touched a banjo. He pestered his father, a tough-guy former Army Air Corps pilot, to buy him one. The old man was supportive as only dads of that era could be. “You’ll never have a pot to piss in,” he assured his son. But he grudgingly popped for a cheap banjo — Sears, Roebuck —and a Pete Seeger songbook.

Lussen taught himself the Dave Guard strum and the Earl Scruggs bluegrass stroke. “I never mastered drop-thumb, or clawhammer picking,” he told me one time, but musicians who know his work disagree. He has been hailed as one of the premier pickers in the nation.

“And my father was wrong,” he says to-

day. “I do have a pot to piss in.”

Lussen was no armchair folkie. He rode a chartered Greyhound to Alabama in March 1965 to take part in the historic procession lead by Martin Luther King Jr. from Selma to Montgomery. As the bus was heading back north, Lussen looked out the window and glimpsed a 1963 Oldsmobile nose down in a ditch, surrounded by police. It was the car of Viola Gregg Liuzzo, who had been shot dead at the wheel just minutes earlier by Klansmen for driving black protestors to their homes after the march.

Folk singing was never just about banjo chords for Lussen after that. “I was grabbed by the spirit of those times,” he recalls.

“I remember sleeping on Baptist church pews in Montgomery, being trained to assume the fetal position under police clubs.

We survived on grits for a while.”

Yet, ultimately, it is the music that inflames Lussen, inspiring him to his wandering-minstrel life of 28 years. His respect for the genre endures as he approaches his 66th birthday, in June. Watching and listening to him, one never feels any of the distancing irony, that sense of “finger quotes,” that slips into the affect of many folksingers today — the need to assure a supposedly jaded audience that they are really just a little above this sort of thing,

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That was true, as well, of his longtime playing partner, the incomparable Rusty Jacobs, who was felled by a heart attack in 2007 at age 56. (It was true as well of the endearing fiddler and jokester Chip Chase, a latecomer to the band in 2006, who lasted only a year before dying of a massive embolism at 58.)

Jacobs formed the Woods Tea Company in 1981 along with Bruce Morgan, a guitar-mandolin whiz and strong baritone. After Lussen joined up two years later, the trio solidified as a premier attraction in New England and around the country.

This “original” Woods Tea Company lasted until 1993, when Morgan moved to Montana. Musicians have drifted in and out of the ensemble since. The most recent iteration of the group was composed of Lussen, Howard Wooden on bass, Tom MacKenzie on hammered dulcimer, and Patti Casey on vocals, flute and pennywhistle. (Guitar playing is part of the job description for everyone.) But the Company’s lingering core identity — its persona, its enduring heart and soul — is the permanent legacy of Lussen and Jacobs.

The two complemented one another in a Tom-and-Huck sort of way: the mock-mournful, dry-witted Lussen and the elfin, secretly shrewd Jacobs winking at the crowds beneath his old cap. Audiences often knew the cornball repartee traded by these two well enough to recite it along with them, but their crisp comic timing made it fresh and welcome.

Now the pennywhistle man is gone, and the banjo picker has hung up his instruments. A musician’s life is seldom lucrative, and Lussen admits that, aside from that trusty pot, he has not accumulated much of a nest egg. “My next career might be as a Walmart greeter,” he jokes. Yet the financial future seems to trouble him less than the indignity of his arthritic hands and some troubling arterial coronary issues. He will live on in Warren, Vt., with his wife, Lisa Miserendino. He will find something to do, and he will get together now and then to jam with his friends from the far-flung New England folk community.

This fan and friend of Mike Lussen is pretty bummed that it’s time for him to be driftin’ along.

So long, Mike. It’s been good to know ya.m

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Last week, I wrote an open letter to Senator Patrick Leahy (D-VT, duh) concerning the Local Community Radio Act, a nifty little bill currently awaiting passage in the U.S. Senate [“Low Power to the People,” May 19]. Long story short, the LCRA would ease ridiculous restrictions on bandwidths available to low-power FM radio stations across the country, which would help to break up the stranglehold corporate radio has on the dial, which would increase variety and localism on the airwaves in communities around the country. In other words, it would make it a lot easier for other areas to have cool, locally run LPFM stations like the Radiator in Burlington.

Pretty sweet, right?

My original hope for the story was to speak with Sen. Leahy by phone, since, along with Senators Maria Cantwell (DWA) and John McCain (R-AZ), he was one of the bill’s original cosponsors in 2005. I wanted to find out why he supports the bill and, since opposition to it is now virtually nil, what the freakin’ holdup has been. I honestly never intended to write an open letter. It just worked out that way.

Now, here’s a free lesson for you aspiring journalists out there. If you ever need to get hold of your senators or representatives, write an open letter to them in a widely read alternative newspaper. Also — and this part is key — get something wrong. Works every time.

The day after the piece ran, I received an email from Leahy’s office apologizing for not being able to connect me with the senator. The message also pointed out a small error toward the end of the piece, in which I wrote that Leahy was not listed as

interestingly. Vermont rules.) I goofed. It happens. But we quickly corrected the mistake online, and I wrote a correction for this week’s paper.

Done and done.

Following a meeting later that afternoon, I returned to my desk and noticed the little voicemail light flashing on my office phone. I picked up the receiver, dialed in to my 7D voice box, and heard this: “Mr. Bolles,” creaked a cool, emotionless voice.

“This is Senator Patrick Leahy. I understand you wish to speak to me about low-power radio legislation. You may call my Washington office today.”

Were you ever sent to the principal’s office in grade school? That’s the only way I can describe the sinking feeling/sheer terror gnawing at my gut at that moment.

Senator Leahy is, by almost all accounts — Dick Cheney excluded — a genuinely nice man. That is, until you cross him. I’ve seen him shred far more accomplished men and women than I in hearings on C-SPAN. Yes, sometimes I watch C-SPAN. But he doesn’t do it with fire and brimstone. He breaks you down with calculated precision and power.

He’s like a lion, stalking his prey, patiently waiting for an opening. And when it comes, he attacks. Ruthlessly. It is unnerving merely to watch. I never dreamed I might one day find myself in his crosshairs.

In a state of dread, I dialed his number, while a thousand lame excuses flew through my mind. It was meant to be tongue in cheek! (True. Mostly.) It was an honest mistake! (Also true, but irrelevant.)

I’ve been voting for you since I was 18!

(Ditto.)

I was put on hold while Leahy’s receptionist ran a predictable interference play. I waited, assuming I’d have to leave a message. Just then, the line clicked.

“Mr. Bolles.”

It was the same cool, expressionless voice. Holy shit.

In my line of work, I speak regularly to famous people. And I can count on one hand the number of times I have felt nervous doing so: Brett Netson from Built to Spill (my first interview); Ornette Coleman (thought it might be my last); and Neko Case (sigh…). Yet I don’t mind telling you I was dumbstruck in the

presence, even on the phone, of Senator Leahy.

But then a funny thing happened. After fumbling and stuttering through some meek pleasantries, we got into the meat of the conversation. Almost without realizing it, I found myself on sure footing.

So, Senator, what is the big holdup?

“This is a far different Senate than I have ever seen,” he said. He noted that in just the last eight or nine months, there had been more than 100 filibusters, a number normally seen over a much longer span — like, 50 years. Without saying so explicitly, he also insinuated that the Senate has been a tad preoccupied with some weightier matters: health care, financial collapse, war, etc.

And why is LPFM legislation important to you, personally?

“Because I live in a rural area in Middlesex where I see more and more of our radio stations homogenized by out-ofstate ownership. These low-power stations really give you a sense of what’s happening locally.”

And the thousand-dollar question: Will the LCRA pass?

“It will pass. Soon.”

Senator Leahy then excused himself, as he had left the secretary of agriculture “cooling his heels.” To talk to me. About LPFM radio.

Either that, or he really is Batman.

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• For all of the battles in the hallowed halls of government these days, such skirmishes pale in comparison to the debacle facing local music fans this Saturday: Rough Francis vs. The Smittens.

Both bands have huge shows lined up that night. Fortunately, either way you go, you can’t really make a “bad” choice. RF is at the Higher Ground Ballroom with disco-

pop deviants Heloise & the Savoir Faire.

Meanwhile, the ever-cuddly Smittens get cozy in The Monkey House with a handful of cool international indie-pop bands: Allo Darlin’ (UK), A Smile and a Ribbon (Sweden) and — wait for it — Moustache of Insanity (Australia). Since we’re short on column space this week, I’ll have more info — and videos! — on those bands on my blog, Solid State. See you there.

• A hearty welcome to newbie concert promoters Onion River Entertainment.

ORE presents its inaugural show at the Vergennes Opera House this Friday: the Green Mountain Folk Revival with Gordon Stone, Jeremy Harple and The Creaky Trees. The outfit is reportedly also working on an outdoor festival for later this summer. Stay tuned.

• Local hardcore band Blinded by Rage celebrate the release of their latest CD with a show at the Higher Ground Showcase Lounge this Friday.

Unfortunately, I wasn’t able to run a proper review of the disc this week, so you’ll have to make do with this one-word summation: RAWK! • And, last but not least, the coolest/maybe the worst (but in a good way) show of the week: Hip-Hop Idol at Club Metronome this Thursday. According to event organizer DJ ZJ, the show is a “hip-hop karaoke” contest. According to me, it features a slew of the area’s finest MCs. Local rhymeslingers The Aztext, Colby Stiltz, SIN and Jazzy Janet, to name but a few, will take to the stage covering their favorite hip-hop classics, and contestants will be judged both on vocal chops and costumes. Established talent will likely rule the night, but unknown up-andcomers are encouraged to enter as well. If you think you’ve got what it takes, email ZJ at zeejay1@gmail.com.

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Unhindered, she winds around Thoren’s remote chatter like a cobra.

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It’s hard to find a term that accurately describes Burlington’s Social Band. Are they a folk choir? A band of voices? An eclectic chorus? Whatever you call them, Social Band celebrate 12 years of singing together with the release of an excellent third album, Deep Midwinter. Granted, spring may seem a silly time to talk about winter music. But Vermont’s “spring” is so wacky, it can feel like November nearly every other day. More to the point, Social Band’s latest — officially released last December — truly takes us back into the cold.

The album offers another generous helping of the 20-odd-voice group’s musical specialty: variety. There are Hungarian Christmas carols interspersed with churchy hymns; a Welsh Boxing Day song set alongside a pagan apple tree tune. And the whole project is liberally sprinkled

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Social Band are currently planning their summer schedule — the warm-weather portion of their twice-yearly tours of Vermont churches and festivals. Regardless of the season, you’ll be amazed at how much they sound like themselves live — another compliment to their sound engineer and to the performers!

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nigHtCrawlers: Damage Control (rock), 9 p.m., free. on tap: Sturcrazie (rock), 9 p.m., free.

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park plaCe tavern: Ambush (rock), 9:30 p.m., free. radio Bean: Kelly ravin (roots), 8:30 p.m., free.

Northbound Traveling Minstrel Jug Band (jug band), 10 p.m., free. parmaga (rock), 11:30 p.m., free. pooloop (rock), 12:30 a.m., free.

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rasputin’s: DJ ZJ (hip-hop), 10 p.m., $3. red square: Jay Burwick (singer-songwriter), 6 p.m., free. roots of Creation (reggae), 9 p.m., $3. 8v-positivepie052610.indd 1 Nastee (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $3. red square Blue room: DJ Stavros (house), 9 p.m., $3. ruBen James: DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 10:30 p.m., free.

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rí rá irisH puB: DJ Johnny Utah (Top 40), 10 p.m., free.

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BlaCk door Bar & Bistro: Gravel (jazz), 9:30 p.m., $5. New Nile Orchestra (World), 9:30 p.m., $5. green mountain tavern: DJ Jonny p (Top 40), 9 p.m., $2.

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tHe skinny panCake: Wiley Dobbs Trio (bluegrass), 9 p.m., $5 donation.

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gusto’s: Shagg (rock), 9 p.m., free.

langdon street Café: honky Tonk happy hour with Mark LeGrand & his Lovesick Band (country), 6 p.m., Donations. Durians (electro-acoustic), 10 p.m., Donations. tHe reservoir restaurant & tap room: rise Up Sound (reggae), 9:30 p.m., free.

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on tHe rise Bakery: Open Jazz Session with Dan Silverman, 7:30 p.m., free. two BrotHers tavern: panton flats (rock), 10 p.m., $3.

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Bee’s knees: folk By Association (folk), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

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tHe Brewski: Gordon Stone (bluegrass), 9 p.m., $2.

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MonoPole: capital Zen (rock), 10 p.m., free. olive ridley’s: Benjamin Bright (singersongwriter), 6 p.m., free.

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The livinG rooM: mary mcGinnis (singersongwriter), 7:30 p.m., $20.

MarrioTT harbor lounGe: The Trio featuring paul cassarino, Tracie cassarino & Jeff Wheel (acoustic), 8 p.m., free.

northern

bee’s knees: Open irish session, 3 p.m., free.

Alan Greenleaf & the Doctor (blues), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

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1/2 lounGe: Heal-in sessions with reverence (reggae), 10 p.m., free.

Club MeTronoMe: s.i.N. mondays with DJ ZJ (hip-hop), 9 p.m., free.

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niGhTCrawlers: A House on fire (rock), 9 p.m., free.

neCTar’s: The conTriBuTErs (rock), 9 p.m., free/$5. 18+.

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on TaP: The real Deal (r&b), 9 p.m., $3. radio bean: Brett Hughes (cosmo-rural), 5 p.m., free. Dan silverman Trio (jazz), 7 p.m., free. New Highway Hymnal (Americana), 9:45 p.m., free.

PariMa Main sTaGe: Jazzed up mondays (jazz), 7 p.m., free (18+).

rasPuTin’s: Nastee (hip-hop), 10 p.m., free. red square: DJ raul (salsa), 5 p.m., free. clayton sabine & the Blackout Lottery (funk), 9 p.m., $3. DJ A-Dog (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $3.

The skinny PanCake: Deep freyed (blues), 9 p.m., $5 donation.

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blaCk door bar & bisTro: Bossman (neoreggae), 9:30 p.m., $5.

GusTo’s: The Nex (rock), 9 p.m., free.

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JP’s Pub: Dave Harrison’s starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., free.

red square: The pulse prophets (reggae), 7 p.m., free.

hiGher Ground ballrooM: Toots & the maytals, fear Nuttin Band (reggae), 9 p.m., $24/26. AA.

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The Monkey house: Busted Brix, reptar, Electronics, (ska), 9p.m.,$5. 18+

neCTar’s: starline rhythm Boys, red Hot Juba (rockabilly, cosmic Americana), 9 p.m., $5.

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The laMb abbey: Netherfriends (psych pop), 9 p.m., $10. lanGdon sTreeT CaFé: The feverbreakers (rock), 10 p.m., Donations.

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bee’s knees: Open mic, 7:30 p.m., free.

The brewski: pmp (reggae), 9 p.m., $2.

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MonoPole: mind Your T’s and Q’s (rock), 10 p.m., free.

Tabu CaFé and niGhTClub: All Night Dance party with DJ Toxic (DJ), 5 p.m., free.

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lanGdon sTreeT CaFé: Open mic, 7 p.m., free.

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Club MeTronoMe: Bass culture with DJs Jahson & Nickel B (electronica), 9 p.m., free.

liFT: Karaoke … with a Twist, 9 p.m., free.

Two broThers Tavern: DJ Jam man (Top 40), 10 p.m., free.

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rozzi’s lakeshore Tavern: Trivia Night, 8 p.m., free.

The reservoir resTauranT & TaP rooM: John Lackard (blues), 9 p.m., free.

CiTy liMiTs: Dance party with DJ Earl (DJ), 9 p.m., free.

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red square: Left Eye Jump (blues), 8 p.m., free.

Hype ‘Em (hip-hop), 11 p.m., free.

leuniG’s bisTro & CaFé: Dayve Huckett (jazz), 7 p.m., free.

51 Main: David Bain (piano), 9 p.m., free.

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radio bean: Open mic, 8 p.m., free.

PosiTive Pie 2: The sidewalk syndicate, This is a Lesson in cursive (hip-hop), 10:30 p.m., $5.

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The bloCk Gallery: Open mic, 1:30 p.m., free.

Club MeTronoMe: sunday Night mass with Ac slater, DJs Justin rEm, chris pattison, Haitian & Aqua (house), 9 p.m., $8/12. 18+.

radio bean: paddy reagan (singer-songwriter), 7:15 p.m., free. pride of the Atlantic (indie), 9:30 p.m., free.

The Monkey house: The smittens, Allo Darlin’, A smile and A ribbion, moustache of insanity (indie pop) 9p.m. $7.

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242 Main: change of ideas, crucial Times (hardcore), 7 p.m., $7. AA.

Club MeTronoMe: retronome (’80s dance party), 10 p.m., $5.

hiGher Ground showCase lounGe: Heloise & the savoir faire, rough francis, DJs Luis calderin and Allie pacelli (rock, punk), 8:30 p.m., $6/10. AA.

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1/2 lounGe: funhouse with DJs rob Douglas, moonflower & friends (house), 7 p.m., free.

neCTar’s: mi Yard reggae Night with Big Dog & Demus, 9 p.m., free.

Green rooM: Envy presents po mike & Logwad (house), 10 p.m., free.

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bluebird Tavern: Gordon stone (bluegrass), 9 p.m., free.

Franny o’s: Balance DJ & Karaoke, 9 p.m., free.

Big Boots Deville (rock), 9:30 p.m., free.

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The Monkey house: Hip-Hop Open mic with Dakota, 10 p.m., free.

MonTy’s old briCk Tavern: Open mic Night, 6 p.m., free. neCTar’s: The Book ‘em Blues Band (blues), 9 p.m., free/$5. 18+.

PariMa aCousTiC lounGe: poe Jam with Dug Nap (poetry), 9 p.m., $1. radio bean: maryse smith (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., free. Honky-Tonk sessions (honky-tonk), 10 p.m., $3. red square: upsetta international with super K (reggae), 8 p.m., free.

central

Charlie o’s: Karaoke, 10 p.m., free.

Main sTreeT Grill & bar: Abby Jenne (rock), 7 p.m., free. slide brook lodGe & Tavern: Tattoo Tuesdays with Andrea (jam), 5 p.m., free.

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TWO BROTHERS TAVERN: Monster Hits Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

RED SQUARE: DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free.

northern

BEE’S KNEES: Barnaby Bright (folk), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

THE HUB PIZZERIA & PUB: Ryan Mickey (acoustic), 8 p.m., Free.

burlington area

1/2 LOUNGE: Sirenix: Queen City Songwriter Series with Willow Goodine (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., Free.

FRANNY O’S: Karaoke, 9:30 p.m., Free.

LEUNIG’S BISTRO & CAFÉ: Live Jazz, 7 p.m., Free.

LIFT: DJs P-Wyld & Jazzy Janet (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

MANHATTAN PIZZA & PUB: Open Mic with Andy Lugo, 10 p.m., Free.

MIGUEL’S ON MAIN: Dawna Hammers (bossa & blues), 7 p.m., Free.

BLACK DOOR BAR & BISTRO: Elle Carpenter (pop), 8:30 p.m., $5.

GREEN MOUNTAIN TAVERN: Open Mic with John Lackard, 9 p.m., Free.

POSITIVE PIE 2: The Devil Makes Three (Americana), 10:30 p.m., $12/15.

SLIDE BROOK LODGE & TAVERN: Open Jam, 9 p.m., Free.

champlain valley

CITY LIMITS: Karaoke with Balance Entertainment, 9 p.m., Free.

ON THE RISE BAKERY: Open Blues Session, 7:30 p.m., Free.

TWO BROTHERS TAVERN: Open Mic Night, 9 p.m., Free.

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HIGHER GROUND BALLROOM: Lil’ Kim (hip-hop), 8:30 p.m., $23/27. AA.

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northern

BEE’S KNEES: The Davis Bros. (acoustic), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

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his season revives dozens of warm-weather farmers markets statewide and introduces brand-new ones, including Essex’s Five Corners Farmers Market and the Colchester Farmers Market. One perennial is located in Hardwick, a town that’s garnered heaps of recent attention for its local food growth. The weekly food-and-crafts bazaar revved up on May 7, but it’ll go all out for a grand-opening party. Usual vendors — Surfing Veggie Farm, Patchwork Farm & Bakery and Connie’s Kitchen, among others — set up shop next to 2 Acre Farm, which offers a sale of day-old chicks. A llama guests at fiber and felting demos by Nancy Kish of Agape Hill Farm. Pony rides, bluegrass by Alan Greenleaf and face painting by Vermont artist Kate Sprague run simultaneously. Give it — and your local market — a gander.

HARDWICK FARMERS MARKET: GRAND OPENING CELEBRATION

Friday, May 28, 3-6 p.m., at Route 15 West in Hardwick, between Aubuchon Hardware and Greensboro Garage. Free. Info, 533-2337. hardwickfarmersmarket@gmail.com

28 | FOOD & DRINK Cheddar and sheep’s milk and goat cheese ... oh, my! Dairy lovers will delight in soft-and-creamy and hardand-stinky varieties alike, proffered by local artisan cheesemakers at the first-ever Cows & Camembert Weekend. Connoisseurs nibble their way through the activity barn, tasting morsels from Peak Mountain Farm, Fat Toad Farm, Cabot and more. But it’s not just about cutting the cheese: Cow trivia tests bovine smarts and the farm manager explains the criteria for judging a Jersey in competition. Those who’ve overindulged in cheese samples can break a sweat churning fresh chocolate ice cream and butter, or put some muscle into everyday farm activities.

COWS & CAMEMBERT WEEKEND Saturday, May 29, and Sunday, May 30, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., at Billings Farm & Museum in Woodstock. Regular admission, $3-12. Info, 457-2355. www. billingsfarm.org

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Theresa Rebeck knows a thing or two about the search for love ... namely, how rife with comedic material it can be. The award-winning playwright bundles up the hilarity of courting into one neat little package, Bad Dates. In Lost Nation Theater’s rendition, producing artistic director Kathleen Keenan plays Haley Walker, a single mom tackling run-ins with Romanian mobsters, a teenage daughter and, yes, romance. The quirky yet endearing monologue, called “irresistible” by the Boston Globe, also inspired several side events. A preshow singles’ mixer at 7 p.m. on Saturday makes the dating scene a little easier, and a postshow poetry slam on Sunday lets participants swap dating horror stories.

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Thursday, May 27, 7 p.m.; Friday, May 28, 8 p.m.; Saturday, May 29, 2 p.m. and 8 p.m.; and Sunday, May 30, 7 p.m., at Lost Nation Theater in Montpelier. View website for future dates through June 13. $10-25. Info, 229-0492. www.lostnationtheater.org

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VERMONT BUSINESS & INDUSTRY EXPO: Exhibitors from nearly 200 Vermont companies attract attention at this business-to-business event. Sheraton Hotel & Conference Center, South Burlington, 8 a.m.-7 p.m. $10 registration after May 21. Info, 223-0603.

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CHAMPLAIN PARKWAY INFORMATION MEETING: Area residents learn the facts of the South End road project, paying special attention to neighborhood and community issues.

Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 863-9094.

ROTARY CLUB OF ESSEX: Rotarians help build good will as they organize service goals at weekly social meetings. Nonmembers are welcome to attend. The Essex, Essex, 12:101:30 p.m. $15 for members; free to drop in. Info, 233-3612.

WINOOSKI RIVERWALK FESTIVAL PLANNING MEETING: Neighbors pitch in to organize the Onion City’s fifth annual summer celebration.

O’Brien Community Center, Winooski, 5:30 p.m.

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Saturday, May 29, 6-10 p.m., at The Spot in Burlington. $10-20; cash bar. Info, 864-2499. www.communitysailingcenter.org

ITALIAN CONVERSATION GROUP: Parla Italiano? A native speaker leads a language practice for all ages and abilities. Room 101, St.

‘ZIPPER POUCH’: Crafty fashionistas stitch together a sweet satchel suited for the summer.

Nido Fabric & Yarn, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. $24.

Info, 881-0068.

film

‘THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO’: Niels Arden Oplev’s 2009 Swedish mystery investigates a woman’s 40-year-old disappearance — and the secrets her family may be keeping. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $4-7.

Info, 603-646-2576.

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LAMOILLE VALLEY YEAR-ROUND FARMERS ARTISAN MARKET: Farmers and food producers fill Vermonters’ totes with local and organic dining options, including eggs, cider, seeds and cow cheeses. River Arts Center, Morrisville, 36:30 p.m. Free. Info, 888-1261.

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‘DON’T WORRY, EAT HAPPY’: How does food affect your mood? Folks delve into an indepth diet discussion. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 999-5733.

‘ELDER DANCE’: An open dance floor beckons folks ages 50 and up seeking exercise. Studio 58, Suite 236, Chace Mill, Burlington, 4 p.m. $10.

Info, 865-6815.

‘KEEP THAT SPRING IN YOUR SPINE!’: Rolfer Robert Rex combines Kundalini yoga and Rolf Movement Integration to show folks how to keep their vertebrae happy. Preregister. Healthy Living, South Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 863-2569, ext. 1.

T’AI CHI: Seniors learn to improve balance and reduce stress with fluid movements. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 10:30-11:30 a.m. $5 donation. Info, 658-3585.

‘TAMING THE MIND’: A weekly meditation series with Ven. Amy Miller imparts the fundamentals of the spiritual practice. An overview for newcomers begins at 6:30 p.m. Milarepa Center, WED.26

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‘KICKOFF TO SUMMER’ CELEBRATION

BURNHAM KNITTERS: Yarn unfurls into purls at a chat-and-craft session. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7576.

RUSSIAN-ENGLISH EXCHANGE: Practitioners of the most widely spoken Slavic language expand their vocabularies. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211.

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Nothing says “summer” quite like a snazzy Hawaiian shirt. That’s why the Lake Champlain Community Sailing Center is throwing a luau to celebrate the season’s arrival. Grab your flip-flops, unearth your brightest hula wear, and head for this family-friendly affair — held, appropriately, in surf-themed eatery The Spot. A pig roast starts the evening off with a splash, and an attire showdown rewards costume efforts. Festivities give way to a rollicking limbo contest and freestyle dancing, set to the surfer-dude tunes of Burlington band Barbacoa. “We wanted to ramp up excitement for the summer and our special activities” at the sailing center, says executive director Kate Neubauer. Proceeds will help the center purchase new stand-up paddleboarding gear for rentals and lessons.

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ANNUAL MEETING: Members, supporters and friends of the Vermont Ski Museum discuss the year’s achievements and award board members and volunteers. Vermont Ski Museum, Stowe, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9911.

Edmund’s Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 899-3869.

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ABRAHAM-HICKS STUDY GROUP: Believers in the law of attraction investigate, through discussion and group exercises, how your thoughts affect your life. Unity Church of Vermont, Essex Junction, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 383-8429.

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10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 876-7147.

Knitting cluB: Little ones in third through sixth grades loop soft hats to be sent to the hospital for premature babies. Preregister.

Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 34 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. ‘moving & grooving With christine’: Young ones jam out to rock ‘n’ roll and worldbeat tunes. Recommended for ages 2 to 5, but all are welcome. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. music & movement time: Preschoolers develop a sense of rhythm through a repertoire of children’s tunes. Lawrence Memorial Library, Bristol, 1-1:45 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2366.

‘Peter the music man’: Educator Peter Alsen lets preschoolers try out various instruments at a fun intro to music theory. Colchester Meeting House, 12:30-1 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

‘PreParing for Your financial freeDom’: Graduating high school seniors learn how to keep tabs on their money in the Internet age.

VSAC Building, Winooski, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 800-642-3177.

the world’s first carbon-fiber mandolin, details his craft and plays select compositions. Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, noon. Donations accepted; lunch included. Info, 863-4214.

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oPera in cinema: René Pape stars in Wagner’s Das Rheingold, broadcast live in HD from Milan’s Teatro alla Scala. Merrill’s Roxy Cinemas, Burlington, 2 p.m. $25. Info, 864-3456.

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marK PenDergrast: The author of Inside the Outbreaks: The Elite Medical Detectives of the Epidemic Intelligence Service explores the work of this organization in a book discussion and signing. Phoenix Books, Essex, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111.

‘ProPhetic oDYsseY’: What happened after Moses died? A study group peruses the prophetic writings to quench its thirst for knowledge. Temple Sinai, South Burlington, 11:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-5125.

‘the WonDers of WilDfloWers’: A short hike gives kids ages 3 to 5 vibrant views of plants with petals. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 10-11:30 a.m. $5. Info, 229-6206.

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‘tots on the move’: Moms and pops participate in this music-and-moves session for tiny ones. Studio 58, Suite 236, Chace Mill, Burlington, 8-8:45 a.m. $10. Info, 865-6815.

‘arts for all’: Instructor Ginny Mullen fosters budding artistes as they shape creative expressions. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 658-3585.

‘Welcome, BaBY’ tea: New parents celebrate their children over bagels, fruit and coffee while a librarian soothes babies with stories. Essex Teen Center, Essex Junction, 10 a.m.-noon. Free.

Info, 316-4775.

music

green mountain oPera festival concert: Soprano Nikki Einfeld, tenor Scott Ramsay and pianist Laurie Rogers present an evening of soaring music at this festival kickoff.

Community Church, Stowe, noon. Donations accepted. Info, 496-7722. hinesBurg artist series sPring concert: Rusty DeWees headlines an evening of music. The South County Chorus, Hinesburg Community Band and In Accord take the stage, and a performance of “Casey at the Bat” wraps it up. Auditorium, Champlain Valley Union High School, Hinesburg, 7:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 877-6962.

sport

alao Kung fu: Martial arts students focus on the form and technique of the hung gar style through vigorous conditioning workouts. Fair Haven Fitness, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $6. Info, 265-3470.

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vermont Business & inDustrY exPo: See WED.26, 9 a.m.-2:30 p.m. vermont venture netWorK: Coauthors of The Earth’s Best Story, Ron and Arnie Koss, share entrepreneurial lessons from their babyfood company. Hilton Hotel, Burlington, 8 a.m. $15 for nonmembers. Info, 658-7830.

community

‘colchester avenue corriDor Plan’ meeting: Folks converse about transportation issues to increase efficiency and safety on this well-traveled route. Optional walking tour, 5 p.m. McClure Conference Room, Fletcher Allen Health Care, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 865-1794.

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‘Dr. sKetchY’s anti-art school’: In a cabaret-twist on life-drawing classes, participants practice their art over drinks, comedy and games. Big Picture Theater & Café, Waitsfield, 7-10 p.m. $8. Info, 496-8994. ‘learneD PositivitY’: Shed the healthdamaging emotions of negativity and adopt a

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film

‘Crazy Heart’: A self-destructive minor music legend named Bad is forced to reassess his habits when he begins dating a journalist with a young son in Scott Cooper’s 2009 drama.

Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576.

Movie NigHt: A surf-style eatery queues up a wind-and-water-themed flick weekly. The Spot, Burlington, 7:30-9 p.m. Free. Info, 540-1778.

food & drink

SoutH royaltoN FarMerS Market: More than a dozen vendors peddle various locally grown agricultural goods and unique craft endeavors. Town Green, South Royalton, 36:30 p.m. Free. Info, 763-8087.

WiNooSki FarMerS Market: Area growers and bakers offer their soil-grown and homemade wealth for shoppers to bring home.

Champlain Mill, Winooski, 3:30-6:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 734-6175, wfm@winooskidowntown.com.

health & fitness

‘elder daNCe’: See WED.26, 4 p.m.

kids

aFter-SCHool Nature deteCtiveS: Elementary schoolers solve the mysteries of Mother Nature in an afternoon wilderness program of salamander searches, nature art and butterfly catching. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 3:15-5 p.m. $8-14. Info, 229-6206. dadS & kidS PlaygrouP: Youngsters up to age 5 and their male grown-ups connect over a complimentary dinner and group playtime. Family Center of Washington County, Montpelier, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 262-3292, ext. 115, fcwcdads@yahoo.com.

PreSCHool StorytiMe: Tots ages 3 to 5 bury their noses in books with read-aloud tales, rhymes, songs and crafts. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

‘Wii-taStiC!’: Kids grades 4 and up test out the video game console through Dance Dance Revolution, Guitar Hero and more. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 878-6956.

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outdoors

auditioNS For ‘CaMelot’: Tales of King Arthur’s court fill the auditorium in tryouts for the St. Albans Society for the Performing Arts’ upcoming fall musical. St. Albans City Hall, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 527-9821.

‘Bad dateS’: Award-winning playwright Theresa Rebeck’s comedic romp, presented by Lost Nation Theater, follows the escapades in life and love of a shoe-obsessed single mom.

See calendar spotlight. Lost Nation Theater, Montpelier, 7 p.m. $10-25. Info, 229-0492.

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SPielPalaSt CaBaret: Get dolled up for an evening of vaudeville and vintage burlesque with dancing ladies, a troupe of satirists and a saucy house orchestra. Come an hour early for cocktails and entertainment. Black Box Theater, Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 8 p.m. $20 in advance, $25 day of show. Info, 863-5966.

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deBoraH luSkiN: The author of Into the Wilderness highlights passages of the novel, which unfolds the budding romance of two 64-year-olds. See book review, this issue.

Phoenix Books, Essex, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111.

JeNNiFer Steil: The memoirist of The Woman Who Fell From the Sky regales listeners with stories of a year spent as a journalist in Yemen.

St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291, ext. 301. leoN tHoMPSoN: The author shares his third book of humor, Not Too Awful Bad: A Storyteller’s Guide to Vermont, which includes a guide to talking like a native and identifying residents from “redneck natives” to “transplants.” Fairfax Community Library, Fairfax, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 849-2420.

Mike auStiN: Focusing on the heyday of Rutland’s marble industry, this Castleton State College professor and author introduces his new book, Stories From Vermont’s Marble Valley. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

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Vermont Symphony Orchestra Summer Festival Tour (7/2-11) @ Various Locations The 14th Annual Flynn Garden Tour @ Various Burlington Locations John Tesh (tickets on sale 5/27) @ Flynn MainStage The Swell Season @ Flynn MainStage Champlain Valley Folk Festival (7/30-8/1) @ Waterfront Park YO GABBA GABBA LIVE! (tickets on sale 5/28 ) @ Flynn MainStage

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Nan O’Brien: “Share the Spirit”–Live in Syracuse @ The Mulroy Civic Center, Carrier Theatre, Syracuse, NY Burlington Discover Jazz Festival: Arturo Sandoval Sextet @ Flynn MainStage Burlington Discover Jazz Festival: Allen Toussaint: “The Bright Mississippi” with special guest Don Byron @ Flynn MainStage Burlington Discover Jazz Festival: Mose Allison (6:30 & 8:30 pm) @ FlynnSpace Burlington Discover Jazz Festival: Stephane Wrembel - The Django Experiment / Jamie Maisfield and Brad Terry @ FlynnSpace Burlington Discover Jazz Festival: Gerald Clayton Trio @ FlynnSpace eTown Live Radio Show Taping @ Flynn MainStage Burlington Discover Jazz Festival: Luciana Souza: Brazilian Duos featuring Romero Lubambo @ FlynnSpace Rubblebucket @ Nectar’s Burlington Discover Jazz Festival: Michael Zsoldos Quartet (7 pm) @ FlynnSpace Burlington Discover Jazz Festival: Jason Kao Hwang / Edge (9:30 pm) @ FlynnSpace Burlington Discover Jazz Festival: Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings @ Waterfront Park R&B Tent Burlington Discover Jazz Festival: Jim Hall Quartet @ Flynn MainStage Burlington Discover Jazz Festival: Dixieland Cruise with The Onion River Jazz Band @ Lake Champlain Ferry at King Street Dock Nan O’Brien: “Share the Spirit”–Live in Portsmouth @ Best Western Wynwood Hotel and Suites, Portsmouth, NH Burlington Discover Jazz Festival: Sonny Rollins @ Flynn MainStage Burlington Discover Jazz Festival: The Wailing Souls / The Itals / Easy Star All-Stars @ Waterfront Park World Tent Burlington Discover Jazz Festival: The Levon Helm Band @ Flynn MainStage An Evening with Lizz Winstead (7:30 & 9:30 pm) @ FlynnSpace Mary Chapin Carpenter: We Traveled So Far Tour @ Flynn MainStage WAVVES w/ CLOUD NOTHINGS @ Club Metronome “Exit Laughing: A Community Celebration in Honor of Andrea Rogers” @ Flynn MainStage Burlington Wine & Food Festival (11 am & 4 pm) @ Waterfront Park Historic Homes Tour (self-guided) @ Various Burlington Locations Circus Smirkus (6/28-30, 12 & 6:30 pm) @ Champlain Valley Exposition Boz Scaggs @ Flynn MainStage Mary Chapin Carpenter, June 21, Flynn MainStage

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argeNtiNeaN taNgo: Shoulders back, chin up! With or without partners, dancers of all abilities strut to bandoneón riffs in a self-guided practice session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 7:30-10 p.m. $5. Info, 598-1077. daNCe SoCial: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing.

Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7-10 p.m. $10-14.

Info, 862-2269.

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MorNiNg Bird Walk: Naturalist Matt Kolan and other early risers search from grassland to wetland for feathers in the air. Preregister.

Shelburne Farms, 7 p.m. $6. Info, 985-8686, ext. 341.

‘a NigHt oN tHe toWN: BitS & PieCeS iii’: The Brandon Town Players perform a vaudevillestyle variety show composed of comedy skits, solos, band medleys and so on. Brandon Town Hall, 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 247-5420 or 247-6720.

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loWell tHoMPSoN: The Burlington-based alt-country singer plays a solo show to support The Root Center. Shelburne Vineyard, 5-7 p.m.

Free; cost of drink. Info, 985-8222.

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teeN video gaMeS: Middle and high schoolers rock out to Guitar Hero, Rock Band and various other PS2 faves. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3:30-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

BoB MurPHy: A member of the Genealogical Society of Vermont introduces others to the resources available for tracing family histories.

Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 223-3338.

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Info, 878-4918.

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40th AnniversAry CelebrAtion: A Shambhala Buddhist retreat center celebrates with a weekend of meditation-centric programs, picnics and more. Karmê Chöling, Barnet, 5-10 p.m. Free. Info, 633-2384.

‘ACCess ACross AmeriCA’: Supporters of open government and Vermont’s Right to Know laws work to improve transparency in a half-day workshop. Preregister. Capitol Plaza, Montpelier, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. $20 includes lunch.

Info, 654-2442, mdonoghue@smcvt.edu. ‘eCosew: t-shirt Chop shop’: Stitchers turn venerable knitwear into au courant fashions with basic cut-and-sew steps. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. $25 includes all materials. Info, 862-7417. ‘eternity’ ConferenCe: Holyfire Ministries hosts a weekend-long seminar exploring how to make a lasting impact and experience life beyond the daily grind. United Christian Assembly, Jericho, 5-10 p.m. $20; free camping.

Info, 899-2949. iCe hAus opening: Public skating, curling demonstrations and live music by Shane Goodwin and friends mark the opening of this NHL-sized rink. Jay Peak, Jay, 5-10 p.m. Free.

Info, 988 2611.

Knit & CroChet CirCle: Folks spin a good yarn, with materials available to seniors who need them. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 10 a.m.

Free. Info, 658-3585. plAnt & booK sAle: Neighbors support the Bradford Public Library by browsing greenery and bound pages on the lawn. Copeland Furniture Outlet Store, Bradford, 9 a.m.-5 p.m.

Free. Info, 222-4423. plAnt sAle: The Granite Center Garden Club doles out perennials, herbs, shrubs and annuals to benefit local plantings and a scholarship fund. Vermont Granite Museum, Barre, 6:3010:30 a.m. Free. Info, 476-3733.

tertuliA lAtinA: Latino Americanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en español. Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m.

Free. Info, 863-3440.

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food & drink

hArdwiCK fArmers mArKet: grAnd opening CelebrAtion: A burgeoning

lyndonville fArmers mArKet: Ripe fruits and veggies highlight an outdoor sale of locally grown eats. Bandstand Park, Lyndonville, 37 p.m. Free. Info, 533-7455, lyndonfarmersmar ket@gmail.com. mexiCAn CooKing ClAss: Instructor Dalia Gonzalez takes foodies south of the border with authentic fare such as homemade corn tortillas, tostadas and horchata. City Market, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 861-9700.

kids

drop-in story time: Babies, toddlers and preschoolers enjoy stories from picture books accompanied by finger plays and action rhymes. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 1010:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956, brownell_li brary@yahoo.com. fAmily movie: Wes Anderson’s 2009 animated tale Fantastic Mr. Fox features George Clooney as the sly critter who must outfox the farmers.

Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

music

green mountAin folK revivAl: Gordon Stone, Jeremy Harple and The Creaky Trees play around with bluegrass and roots music.

Vergennes Opera House, 7 p.m. $6-15. Info, 355-3326. riChArd mArx: A modern rock balladist reprises chart-topping singles such as “Don’t Mean Nothing” in an acoustic act. Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $28. Info, 603-448-0400. ‘summer musiC At grACe’: A potluck accompanies music by Mark Sustic, the Backyard Bluegrass Band, Bread and Bones, Tim Cummings, Will Patton and many others.

Proceeds benefit the Tom Sustic Fund. Grace Episcopal Church, Sheldon, 6 p.m. $15 donation.

Info, 849-6968, mrksustc@together.net.

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spring bird wAlK: Field guides and binoculars in hand, novices pound a path with a naturalist to see migrating flyers. Green Mountain Audubon Center, Huntington, 79 a.m. Donations accepted. Info, 434-3068. spring migrAtion bird wAlK: Binocular buddies keep a sharp lookout for warblers, vireos and other newly arrived travelers. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 7-8:30 a.m. $5. Info, 229-6206.

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ChelseA fArmers mArKet: A 35-year-old town-green tradition supplies shoppers with meat, cheese, vegetables, fine crafts and weekly entertainment. North Common, Chelsea, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 685-7726, chelseacom munitymarket@gmail.com.

ludlow fArmers mArKet: Merchants divide a wealth of locally farmed products, artisanal eats and unique crafts. Okemo Mountain School, Ludlow, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 734-3829.

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Kids’ movie: A former spy has his hands full watching his girlfriend’s children, which proves to be his hardest assignment yet, in The Spy Next Door. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

culinary community celebrates local ag with fresh produce and handcrafted goods. Special festivities include a day-old chick sale, needlefelting demonstrations and live music by Alan Greenleaf. See calendar spotlight. Route 15 West, Hardwick, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 533-2337, hardwickfarmersmarket@gmail.com.

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Loomis Street, Burlington, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Free.

Info, 872-8100, ext. 234.

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‘Devote’ Dance Party: DJ ShaR4 spins tunes straight from the Montréal dance scene at this all-ages boogie. Main Street Museum, White River Junction, 9-midnight. $8 plus a food item for The Haven. Info, 356-2776.

Ms. Lorraine’s School of Dance: Community dancers demonstrate tap, ballet, jazz and acrobatic prowess to the tune of onehit wonders. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 1 p.m. & 6:30 p.m. $13-15. Info, 775-0903.

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40th Anniversary Celebration: See FRI.28, 7 a.m.-6 p.m.

Apple Blossom Book & Bake Sale: People dig through more than 13,000 books for barter and choose snacks from an array of baked goods. A silent auction benefits programs for Grand Isle County elders. Hackett’s Orchard, South Hero, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. Info, 372-6425.

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Ice Haus Opening: See FRI.28, 9 a.m.-8 p.m.

‘Kickoff to Summer’ Celebration: A luau held by the Lake Champlain Community Sailing Center features surf music by Barbacoa, a Hawaiian feast, a limbo contest and creative attire. See calendar spotlight. The Spot, Burlington, 6-10 p.m. $10-20; cash bar. Info, 864-2499.

Lawn Sale: Town residents fill up outside tables with secondhand goods for grabs.

Richmond Free Library, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. Info, 434-3036.

Louisa Howard Chapel Opening: Architecture buffs get a gander at the fully restored High-Gothic-Victorian-style nondenominational landmark at Lakeview Cemetery.

Louisa Howard Chapel, Burlington, 11 a.m.-3 p.m.

Free. Info, 863-2075.

Memorial Day Book Sale: Bookish types search through piles of old pages to find good reads. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 8:30 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

Charlotte Plant Sale: Local garden shops and gardeners contribute various buds and blooms to a green-thumb extravaganza.

Charlotte Senior Center, 9 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 425-6345.

Plant & Book Sale: See FRI.28, 9 a.m.-5 p.m.

Civil War General Walking Tour: Wander the cemetery with historian Don Jackson as he spouts details about the numerous generals residing six feet under. Lakeview Cemetery, Burlington, 11 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 863-2075.

Plattsburgh Military Timeline: An encampment spans 400 years of military history, including firearms demos, memorial services, reenactment talks, games and more. Battle of Plattsburgh Association, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. Info, 518-566-1814.

Craft With the Band: Burlington’s The Smittens serenade friendship-bracelet makers with indie-pop stylings. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 2-5 p.m. $10; tickets required. Info, 862-7414.

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Downtown Walking Tour: Preservation Burlington takes history and architecture buffs on an hourlong tour of the Queen City’s significant nooks and crannies. Meet at the corner of Church and College streets. Church Street Marketplace, Burlington, 11 a.m. $5. Info, 522-8259, info@preservationburlington.org.

‘Eternity’ Conference: See FRI.28, 10 a.m.10 p.m.

Final Cut Pro Open Lab: Apprentice film editors complete three tracks of exercises as a VCAM staff member lends a hand. VCAM Studio, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 651-9692.

French Roundtable: Speakers at various skill levels order café during an open practice session. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

Garden Club Plant Sale: An annual greenery emporium features annuals and perennials from local gardens, and homemade goodies to boot. Norman Williams Public Library, Woodstock, 8 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 457-2295.

Historic Sites Tour: Local history buffs guide the way through East Bakersfield’s notable spots, such as Cook’s Cemetery.

Historical Society, Bakersfield, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 827-3042 or 827-3199.

‘History Happens!’: Catch traditional activities in action as 18th-century reenactors Carl and Carolyn Malikowski demonstrate brewing, cooking, woodworking and more.

Old Constitution House, Windsor, 11 a.m.-5 p.m.

Plant Sale: Naturally grown veggies, flowers and herb varietals make their way into new plant beds. Bread and Roses Farm, Westford, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. Info, 922-6782.

Postcard & History Fair: Dealers offer mail memorabilia such as stamps and photos at a large flea market, and old stuff gets appraised at an “Antiques Road Show.” Whitcomb Junior/ Senior High School, Bethel, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Free.

Info, 234-9887.

VCAM Access Orientation: Video production hounds get an overview of facilities, policies and procedures. VCAM Studio, Burlington, 11 a.m.1 p.m. Free. Info, 651-9692.

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Cows & Camembert Weekend: Got milk? This inaugural dairy heritage fest is chock-full of artisan cheese sampling, ice cream and butter making, cattle trivia and more. See calendar spotlight. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Regular admission, $3-12. Info, 457-2355.

Essex Junction Memorial Day Parade: Marching bands make music to support floats on the move. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 872-8972.

Hardwick Spring Festival: Northeast Kingdom residents celebrate warmer weather with a craft fair, chicken barbecue, parade and outdoor games, followed by fireworks. Hardwick downtown, 8:30-9 p.m. Free.

Info, 472-8282.

film

‘Storm’: Hans-Christian Schmid’s 2009 drama investigates alleged war crimes to determine a former commander of the Serbian army’s involvement. A screening of Jochen Alexander Freydank’s short “Toyland” follows. Carpenter-Carse

Library, Hinesburg, 7:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 482-2878.

Zoe’s Race. Burlington Country Club, 5-7 p.m. $30; reservations required. Info, 488-6546.

‘The Art of the Steal’: Don Argott’s documentary explores the thrilling heist of the late Albert Barnes’ multibillion-dollar art collection.

Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 6:30 p.m. & 8:30 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576.

Randolph Farmers Market: Open-air stalls boast crops straight from the soil, prepared foods, farm products and tchotchkes. Central Street, Randolph, 9 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 728-9123.

food & drink

Burlington Farmers Market: Sixty-two vendors sell everything from fresh fruits and vegetables to ethnic cuisine to pottery to artisan cheese. Burlington City Hall Park, 8:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 310-5172, info@ burlingtonfarmersmarket.org.

Capital City Farmers Market: Fresh produce, perennials, seedlings, home-baked foods and handmade crafts lure local buyers throughout the growing season. 60 State Street, Montpelier, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 223-2958, manager@montpelierfarmersmarket.com.

Cupcake Showdown: Bakers battle it out for tiny cake glory and onlookers do the judging.

Musician Katie Booth provides the tunes and proceeds benefit the new Plattsburgh roller derby league. Great Adirondack Soup Company, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7-9:30 p.m. Free for bakers; $5 donation for others. Info, 518-335-2295, e-craftygeekbrigade@gmail.com.

Rutland County Farmers Market: Downtown strollers find high-quality fruits and veggies, mushrooms, fresh-cut flowers, sweet baked goods and artisan crafts within arms’ reach. Depot Park, Rutland, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Free.

Info, 773-4813.

Shelburne Farmers Market: Harvested fruits and greens, artisan cheeses and local novelties grace outdoor tables at a presentation of the season’s best. Shelburne Parade Ground, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 985-2472.

Waitsfield Farmers Market: Local bands enliven an outdoor outlet for homegrown herbs, flowers and fruits, and handmade breads, cheeses and syrups. Mad River Green, Waitsfield, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 472-8027.

kids

‘Read to a Dog’: Stories form a bond between young readers and Therapy Dogs of Vermont.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 1-2 p.m. Free.

Info, 865-7216.

Derby Farmers Market: Chemical-free veggies and other seasonal eats are up for grabs.

Elks Lodge, Derby, 9:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 334-2580.

Sarah Stewart Taylor: The author of the children’s graphic novel Amelia Earhart: This Broad Ocean, illustrated by Ben Towle, offers a fresh take on the Atlantic crossing. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774.

Enosburg Falls Farmers Market: A summer bazaar more than 20 years old offers herbs, jellies, vegetables and just-baked goodies in the heart of the village. Lincoln Park, Enosburg Falls, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 933-4503 or 933-6623.

Saturday Stories: Picture books bring tall tales to life for youngsters. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

Food & Wine Pairing: Just Delicious Catering and North Branch Vineyards play matchmakers with local gourmet dishes and drinks. Banquet Hall. Applecheek Farm, Hyde Park, 5:30-8:30 p.m. $60-65; ages 21 and up only. Info, 888-9407.

Grand Isle Farmers Market: Shoppers browse through a wide selection of local fruits, veggies and handmade crafts. St. Joseph Church Hall, Grand Isle, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 372-5912.

Middlebury Farmers Market: Crafts, cheeses, breads and veggies vie for spots in shoppers’ totes. The Marbleworks, Middlebury, 9 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 388-0178, middleburyfm@ yahoo.com.

Mt. Tom Farmers Market: Twenty-five purveyors of garden-fresh crops, pasta, herbs and spices set up shop for the morning. Mt. Tom, Woodstock, 9:30 a.m.-noon.

Free. Info, 763-8617.

Northwest Farmers Market: Stock up on local, seasonal produce, garden plants, canned goods and handmade crafts. Local artists Karen Day-Vath, Paule Gingras, Meta Strick and Clair Dunn display original prints, paintings and mixed-media for “Art in the Park.” Taylor Park, St. Albans, 9 a.m.2 p.m. Free. Info, 373-5821.

Pre-Marathon Pasta Dinner Fundraiser: Carbs give runners a boost for the big day at a meal benefiting the HowardCenter’s upcoming

‘Youth Month’ Rave: A dazzling lights display and music by DJ Nickle B provide a backdrop for dancers ages 14 to 20. Chill Out Center Annex, South Burlington, 9-midnight. $10. Info, 489-5016.

music

Dartmouth Symphony Orchestra: One-hundred-member guest chorus the Handel Society of Dartmouth College bursts into song for the final moments of Gustav Mahler’s Symphony No. 2 in C minor. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $5-20. Info, 603-646-2422.

Grace Potter & the Nocturnals: Vermont neo-classic rockers break out songs such as “Apologies” and “Mr. Columbus” at a benefit for Child and Family Services of New Hampshire.

Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $38. Info, 603-448-0400.

Onion River Chorus Spring Concert: Choral works from 19th- and 20th-century composers spring to life, including Dvořák’s Mass in D major and Eben’s Prague Te Deum.

North Congregational Church, St. Johnsbury, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $8-12. Info, 476-4300.

outdoors

Early Bird Nature Walk: Strollers in sturdy shoes practice bird calls and identification on a promenade with guide Sue Wetmore. Mount Independence State Historic Site, Orwell, 8 a.m. $5; free for ages 13 and under. Info, 948-2000.

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AlAo Kung Fu: See WED.26, 11 a.m.-1:15 p.m.

‘A night on the town: Bits & Pieces iii’: See THU.27, 7:30 p.m.

‘BAd dAtes’: See THU.27, 2 p.m. & 8 p.m. sPielPAlAst cABAret: See THU.27, 8 p.m. ‘whAt’s Alive inside?’: An “intimate cabaret of the spirit” combines songs, poems, movement and insight in a exploration of the mind and body. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $20. Info, 863-5966.

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40th AnniversAry celeBrAtion: See FRI.28, 7 a.m.-7 p.m.

APPle Blossom BooK & BAKe sAle: See SAT.29, 10 a.m.-3 p.m.

BreAd And PuPPet museum oPen house: Live folk music and fresh-baked sourdough rye accompany political commentary by the Modern Times Theater. Bread and Puppet Theater, Glover, 2-5 p.m. Donations accepted.

Info, 525-3031. chess cluB: Tabletop warriors do battle at the behest of players of all ages and abilities.

Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 12:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 247-0050.

‘reAd to A dog’: See SAT.29, 1-2 p.m.

green mountAin oPerA FestivAl oPening concert: The cast members of Lucia apply big voices to favorite arias, duets and ensembles.

Joslyn Round Barn, Waitsfield, 7:30 p.m. $25.

Info, 496-7722. onion river chorus sPring concert: See SAT.29, Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 7:309:30 p.m. $8-12. Info, 476-4300. woodstocK chAmBer music series: The Varshavski-Shapiro Piano Duo share the ivory keys, piano four-hands-style. North Universalist Chapel Society, Woodstock, 2 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 457-3981.

outdoors

morning Bird wAlK: An a.m. ramble through the woods rewards early risers with glimpses of feathered chirpers ... and coffee. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 7-8:15 a.m.

Donations accepted. Info, 434-2167.

sport

meKKelsen rv memoriAl dAy clAssic: Speed racers complete laps in this Late Model 100 and Modified Racing Series 100 doubleheader. Thunder Road Speed Bowl, Barre, 1:30 p.m. $3-9.50; $20 for family of four. Info, 244-6963. vermont city mArAthon & relAy: Serious runners do the grueling 26.2 in a run finishing at the waterfront. Battery Park, Burlington, 8 a.m.-3 p.m. $85-100 marathon registration; $120-185 relay registration; free to watch.

Info, 863-8412.

hArtlAnd FArm Fest: Pony and wagon rides, a “Farm Art” exhibit, farming skills demos, eats and live music fill an annual celebration of local food and the arts. Vermont Secretary of Agriculture Roger Allbee speaks at 1 p.m. Hartland Public Library, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. Info, 291-2019 or 436-1584.

theater

‘BAd dAtes’: See THU.27, 7 p.m.

‘history hAPPens!’: See SAT.29, 11 a.m.-5 p.m.

PlAttsBurgh militAry timeline: See SAT.29, 10 a.m.-3:30 p.m.

cows & cAmemBert weeKend: See SAT.29, 10 a.m.-5 p.m.

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food & drink

colchester FArmers mArKet: Vendors present passersby with fresh local produce, specialty foods and crafts. Creek Farm Town Center, Colchester, 10:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 864-4908.

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40th AnniversAry celeBrAtion: See FRI.28, 7-9 a.m. louisA howArd chAPel oPening: See SAT.29, 11 a.m.-3 p.m.

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memoriAl dAy rememBrAnce: A half-mast flag and group tribute at the battle monument honor the soldiers of Hubbardton. Hubbardton Battlefield State Historic Site, noon. $2; free for children 14 and under. Info, 759-2412.

Kids Pirate Festival June 5 & 6 Native American Encampment June 19 & 20 Small Boat Festival July 17 & 18 Rabble in Arms August 21 & 22

‘the herBAlist hour’: Herbalist Alyssa Doolittle of Mayflower Herb Farm resolves queries about all things green. St. Johnsbury Food Co-op, 3:45-4:45 p.m. Free. Info, 748-9498.

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music with Peter: See THU.27, 10:45 a.m.

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Red Barn Shops Field, Stowe, 10:30 a.m.-3 p.m.

Free. Info, 472-8027, info@stowevtfarmersmar ket.com.

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Author reAdings: Award-winning poet Cynthia Gustavson speaks about her children’s book, Ballad of the Rag Man, and poetry collection, Please Use This for Children and Not for War and Guns. Her son, bestselling author Kent Gustavson, shares excerpts from Blind But Now I See. Borders Books & Music, Burlington, noon2 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2711.

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Story & Activity time: Kids 6 and under and their grown-ups savor readings and craft, art and food projects. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 426-3581, jaquith publiclibrary@hotmail.com. the GypSy twinS: Gregory Brown and Mista Cookie Jar perform acoustic guitar and electronic musical pieces. Main Street Museum, White River Junction, 7 p.m. $5; free for museum members. Info, 356-2776.

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monoloGue niGht: Area actors network through an evening of short performances. Sign up in advance for a time slot onstage. Radio Bean, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 720-982-6073, todd.c.townsend@gmail.com.

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mArjorie cAdy memoriAl writerS Group: Budding wordsmiths improve their craft through “homework” assignments, creative exercises and sharing. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 10 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 388-2926, cpotter935@ comcast.net. poetry writinG workShop: Creators of verse improve their work. Preregister. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 6-7:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 878-4918.

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‘BASic introduction to cAmerA uSe’: Budding videographers learn about media production in this taping workshop. Channel 17 Studios, Burlington, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 8623966, ext. 16, morourke@cctv.org.

French converSAtion Group: Folks take their Romance language capabilities for a spin in a weekly repartee. Bien fait! Borders Books & Music, Burlington, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5088.

GroSS nAtionAl hAppineSS conFerence: In “Changing What We Measure From Wealth to Well-Being,” an organization exploring American values discusses the pursuit of happiness, progress indicators and tools for applying GNH locally. Various rooms; call for specific location.

Champlain College, Burlington, 7:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. $60-350. Info, 236-9389, info@gnhusa.org. ‘trAvelinG the pAth to enliGhtenment’: Students of all levels get a practical overview of Tibetan Buddhism. Milarepa Center, Barnet, 6:308:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 633-4136.

food & drink

johnSon FArmerS mArket: A street emporium bursts with local agricultural products, ranging from produce to herbs to fresh-baked bread. Main Street, Johnson, 3:30-6:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 635-1682. rutlAnd county FArmerS mArket: See SAT.29, 3-6 p.m.

thetFord hill community mArket: Vendors supply localvores with an array of baked treats, honey, maple syrup and veggies. Thetford Hill Green, Thetford, 4-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 7854404.

health & fitness

must be accompanied by an adult. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

Storytime For totS: Fables, finger-plays, songs and snacks occupy tiny ones ages 18 to 35 months. Preregister. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

music

deekShA oneneSS experience: Stressed-out souls find peace of mind and rejuvenation in this spiritual transfer of energy. Christ Church Presbyterian, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. $3-5 donation. Info, 233-2638.

cAStleton concertS on the Green: Lewis Franco & The Missing Cats headline a familyfun night of live swing music. Castleton Village Green, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 273-2911.

‘eSSentiAl toolS For cAreGiverS’: Family members and friends of folks with long-term or life-limiting illnesses learn how to lend a hand, both physically and emotionally. Central Vermont Home Health and Hospice, Barre, 1011:30 a.m. Free. Info, 223-1878.

milton community BAnd reheArSAl: Director Mary Bauer oversees bandmates and new members in a varied repertoire. Milton Elementary School, 7-8:45 p.m. Free. Info, 893-1398. open reheArSAlS: The Green Mountain Opera Festival gets into shape for an upcoming production of Donizetti’s Lucia di Lammermoor. Gate House, Sugarbush Resort, Warren, 6-9 p.m. Free.

Info, 496-7722.

lAuGhter yoGA: What’s so funny? Giggles burst out as gentle aerobic exercise and yogic breathing meet unconditional laughter to enhance physical, emotional and spiritual health and well-being. Miller Community and Recreation Center, Burlington, 9-10 a.m. Free.

Info, 355-5129.

wAterBury community BAnd reheArSAlS: Brass and wind musicians join the band in playing marches, swing medleys and Broadway faves at this open practice session. Waterbury Congregational Church, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 8884977, waterburycommunityband@yahoo.com.

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creAtive tueSdAyS: Artists of all ages bring old newspaper to create puppets, masks and other dramatic paper crafts. Kids under 10

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‘Get to Know Your BiKe’: A cycle-shop pro introduces free wheelers to vehicle anatomy, flat fixes and roadside skills. Skirack, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3313.

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JeffreY Hollender: The cofounder of Seventh Generation offers inspiration for companies to contribute to the greater good, drawing from his new book The Responsibility Revolution. Flying Pig Bookstore, Shelburne, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 985-3999.

‘SHallow readerS of Montpelier’: Funloving bookworms share their love of the written word by talking about frothy tomes, such as this month’s Missing Susan by Sharyn McCrumb.

Green Room alcove, Langdon Street Café, Montpelier, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 223-8667, SHAMreaders@gmail.com.

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aBraHaM-HiCKS StudY Group: See WED.26, 6-7:30 p.m.

CHittenden CountY pHilateliC CluB: Stamp collectors of all levels of interest and experience swap sticky squares, and stories about them. GE

Healthcare Building, South Burlington, 6:15-8:03 p.m. Free. Info, 660-4817, laineyrapp@yahoo. com.

GroSS national HappineSS ConferenCe: See TUE.01, 6:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. open MiC niGHt: Local poets, musicians, singers, storytellers and comics unearth hidden talents and step into the limelight. Phoenix Books, Essex, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111. ruG HooKinG & KnittinG CirCle: Experienced and novice needle workers present their looped creations, swap ideas and indulge in textile camaraderie. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

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‘praYer of peaCe’ & ‘KillinG tiMe’: Back-toback documentaries focus on relief workers defending human rights in the Union of Myanmar and Bhutanese refugees in Nepal, respectively.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 865-7211.

food & drink

enoSBurG fallS farMerS MarKet: See SAT.29, 3-6 p.m. laMoille ValleY Year-round farMerS artiSan MarKet: See WED.26, 3-6:30 p.m.

Montréal Beer feStiVal: Suds enthusiasts flock to a brew festival topped off with tastings, beer-making workshops and entertainment.

Windsor Station & Courtyard, Montréal, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Free; $1 per tasting coupon. Info, 514-722-9640.

SoutH Hero farMerS MarKet: Foodies take advantage of fresh-from-the-farm fare and other local goodies. St. Rose of Lima Church, South Hero, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 372-5912.

health & fitness

‘taMinG tHe Mind’: See WED.26, 7-8 p.m.

kids

‘MoVinG & GrooVinG witH CHriStine’: See WED.26, 11-11:30 a.m.

MuSiC & MoVeMent tiMe: See WED.26, 11:45 p.m.

SuMMer CHildren’S MuSiC SerieS: Musician Robert Resnik and storyteller Gigi Weisman entertain youngsters with guitar refrains and literary journeys. Center Court, University Mall, South Burlington, 10:30-11:15 a.m. Free. Info, 863-1066, ext. 11.

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open reHearSalS: The Green Mountain Opera Festival gets into shape for an upcoming production of Handel’s Orlando. Conference Center.

Sugarbush Resort, Warren, 2:30-5:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 496-7722.

sport

alao KunG fu: See WED.26, 6:30-8:30 p.m. runninG CliniC: See WED.26, 6-7 p.m.

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their consequences. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291, ext. 301. niCHolaS Clifford: Vermonters take a fresh look at the flood of 1927 in a lecture by this Middlebury College professor. Milton Historical Society, 7:30-9 p.m. Free. Info, 893-1604. preSentation & diSCuSSion: A visual lecture illuminates “The Hermetic Path of Initiation of the Grail.” 6 Fairfield Hill Road, St. Albans, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 524-9706, vermont@goldenrosycross. org. puBliC foruM: In “The Role of Forests in Vermont’s Energy Future,” attendees discuss how to produce efficient and renewable energy while guaranteeing long-term forest health. American Legion Post 27, Middlebury, 6:308:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-6307.

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‘off Center SwitCH on’: A theater grand opening spanning four nights includes performances by the Lubberland National Dance Company, Maura Campbell, Green Candle Theatre Company, Firefly Theatre and others. Off Center for the Dramatic Arts, Burlington, 8-10 p.m. $15.

Info, 540-0773, theoffcenter@ gmail.com.

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Location: Burlington City Arts, Burlington. Explore fun, creative ways to combine art and food! Projects may include fun pizzas, artistic cookies and summer-inspired creations.

Campers will explore creative ways to visually present and document their culinary creations. On the last day of camp, family and friends will be invited to a tasty celebration for all to enjoy! Ages 6-8.

CLAY: PRECIOUS METAL CLAY: Jun. 15-Jul. 20, 6-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $160/$144 BCA members.

Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington.

Precious Metal Clay (PMC) is a composite of 90% fine silver and 10% water and organic binder. It can be shaped just like any other kind of clay and when fired burns out the binder leaving a solid silver piece. In this class, a variety of techniques will be demonstrated showing the versatility of the material. Material fees are not included.

CLAY: SUNDAY CLAY: Sundays, June 27-Aug. 1 (no class 7/4),

DROP IN: LIFE DRAWING FOR ADULTS (AGES 16+): Mondays, June 14-Aug. 9 (no class 7/5), 6:30-8:30 p.m.

Cost: $8/session, $7/session for BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington.

This drop-in class is open to all levels and facilitated by a BCA staff member and professional model. Please bring your own drawing materials and paper.

No registration necessary.

Purchase a Life Drawing class card for $40 and get the 6th visit for free!

SUMMER CAMP: FREE WHEELIN’: Jul. 12-16, 9 a.m.-12 p.m. Location: Burlington City Arts, Burlington. This camp is all about the ever-popular pottery wheel. Kids never get bored with learning new throwing, decorating and glazing techniques as they make bowls, cups and more! All items will be dishwasher safe and lead free. Ages 9-11.

SUMMER CAMP: NATURE ART: Jul. 19-23, 9 a.m.-12 p.m..

Location: Burlington City Arts, Burlington. Come find the art in nature! Campers will explore and use the natural world as inspiration for drawings, paintings, birdhouses, handmade

planters, growing sculptures and more. Ages 6-8.

PAINTING: WATERCOLOR: Mondays, June 28-Aug. 2 (no class 7/5), 6-8 p.m. Cost: $120/$108 BCA members.

Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. Learn how to paint with watercolor. This class will focus on observational painting from still life, figure, landscape and photos. Students will paint on watercolor paper stretched on board or watercolor blocks and will gain experience with composition, color theory, layering, light and shade.

Class may move outdoors to paint en plein air on nice days!

Materials list provided.

PRINT: SILKSCREEN: Jun. 30Aug. 11, 6-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Wednesday. Cost: $210/$189 BCA members. Location: BCA Print Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. Learn to design and print posters, T-shirts, fine-art prints and more!

Students will be exposed to a variety of techniques for transferring and printing images using hand-drawn, photographic or borrowed imagery. Learn how to apply photo emulsion, how to use a silkscreen exposure unit, and how to mix and print images with water-based inks.

Material list will be provided, some materials included.

PRINT: WOODBLOCK, MONOPRINTS AND STENCILS: Jun. 29-Aug. 10, 6-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $210/$189 BCA members.

Location: BCA Print Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington.

Learn a variety of printing techniques that can be used in combination to create unique one-of-a kind prints.

Demonstrations on monoprinting, relief, silkscreening and stencils will be covered.

Students will be encouraged to experiment with multiple surfaces and try combining techniques.

SUMMER CAMP: SILKSCREEN T-SHIRT DESIGN: Jun. 21-25, 1-4 p.m.. Location: Burlington City Arts, Burlington. Learn how to design your own unique T-shirts using fabric inks and silkscreens. Campers will be introduced to BCA’s professional print studio and will learn some basic printing techniques. By the end of the week, campers will have reproduced a variety of images ready to be worn or given as gifts. Ages 9-11.

PHOTO: INTRO FILM OR DIGITAL SLR CAMERA: Jun. 30-Aug. 4, 6:30-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Wednesday. Cost: $145/$130.50 BCA Members.

Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. Explore the basic workings of the manual 35mm film or digital SLR camera to learn how to take the photographs you envision.

Demystify f-stops, shutter speeds and exposure, and learn the basics of composition, lens choices and film types/sensitivity. Bring an empty manual 35mm film or digital SLR camera and it’s owners manual to class. No experience necessary.

SUMMER CAMP: TEEN PHOTO: Jun. 21-25, 9 a.m.-12 p.m..

Location: Burlington City Arts, Burlington. Learn the mysteries of the photographic darkroom! In this camp, teens will go on guided photo shoots in downtown Burlington and will learn how to print their own black-and-white photographs. Manual cameras, film and paper are all provided.

Ages 12-14.

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LEARN TO SWING DANCE: Cost: $60/6-week series ($50 for students/seniors).

Location: Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington. Info: www.lindyvermont.com, 802860-7501. Great fun, exercise, and socializing, with fabulous music. Learn in a welcoming and lighthearted environment.

Classes start every six weeks: Tuesdays for beginners; Wednesdays for upper levels.

Instructors: Shirley McAdam and Chris Nickl.

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BALLROOM DANCE CLASSES: Location: The Champlain Club, Burlington. Info: First Step Dance, 802-598-6757, kevin@firststepdance.com, www.FirstStepDance.com.

Beginning classes repeat each month, and intermediate

DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Cost: $13/class. Location: 266 Pine St., Burlington.

Info: Victoria, 802-598-1077, info@salsalina.com. Salsa classes, nightclub-style. Oneon-one, group and private, four levels. Beginner walk-in classes, Wednesdays, 6 p.m.

Argentinean Tango class and social, Fridays, 7:30 p.m., walkins welcome. No dance experience, partner or preregistration required, just the desire to have fun! Drop in any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout!

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BEGINNING BALLET: May 27Jun. 24, 10-11 a.m., Weekly on Thurs. Cost: $60/5-week class.

Location: South End Studio, 696 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 802-540-0044, southendstudiovt.com. Improve your coordination, posture and overall grace through the traditional dance form of classical ballet: Each class will include barre exercises, as well as short step combinations, turns, jumps and port de bras (arm movements). A relaxed atmosphere will allow you to feel comfortable as you treat yourself to learning or solidifying the beginnings of ballet technique. Taught by Annette Urbschatt.

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classes vary from month to month. As with all of our programs, everyone is encouraged to attend, and no partner is necessary. Come alone, or come with friends, but come out and dance!

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SUMMER CAMP: CIRCUS KIDS CREATE!: Jun. 26-Aug. 6, 9 a.m.-3 p.m., Weekly on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Cost: $475/427.50 BCA members.

Location: Burlington City Arts, Burlington. Run away to join the circus and still be home for dinner! In this exclusive full-day, two-week camp, learn clowning, juggling, partner acrobatics, low-tightwire walking, tumbling and much more.

In this artist-in-residence program, WT McRae, a circus

professional, will collaborate with students, teachers, parents and artists to create a community-based circus.

The residency culminates with a big show during Festival of Fools in August, giving every student a moment in the sun.

Space is limited! Ages 7-14.

2-5 p.m. Cost: $165/$148.50 BCA members. Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. Take your experience with clay to the next level! This independent-study class is designed to meet each student’s individual goals, from complicated projects to corrective throwing and handbuilding techniques. Each class is composed of studentrequested demonstrations combined with one-on-one individualized instruction.

Past projects have included teapots, stacked forms, nesting bowls, throwing-in-sets, throwing larger and throwing taller. Over 20 hrs./week of open studio time to practice.

Prerequisite: Beginning wheel skills.

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experience is necessary! All are welcome! Gift certificates are available. For a full schedule of classes or more info, go online or email.

an Improvisation Lab, a Modern Intensive, Zumba and more! www.flynncenter.org.

grant for Wisdom 2011 this June while funds are plentiful. Location: Wisdom of the Herbs School, Woodbury.

Info: 802-456-8122, annie@ wisdomoftheherbsschool. com. Earth skills for changing times. Experiential programs embracing wild edible and medicinal plants, holistic health, sustainable living skills, and the inner journey. Annie McCleary, director, and George Lisi, naturalist.

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A WEEKEND EXPLORING LYME DISEASE: Jun. 5-6.

Cost: $200/begins Sat., June 5, at 10 a.m., ends Sun., June 6, at 4 p.m. Location:., Montpelier, Vermont. Info: Herbal educator and practitioner, Amy Goodman Kiefer, PARADIGMS & LEARNING: 802-229-2507, amygkiefer@ Jun. 8-29, 6-7:30 p.m., gmail.com. Join us June 5 & Weekly on Tuesday. Cost: 6 for an in-depth class taught $60/3 weeks. Location: 55

by Herbalist Kate Gilday of Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: Essence and David 1x1-FlynnPerfArts093009.indd 1 9/28/09 3:32:51 Woodland PM 802-244-7909. Discover your Dalton of Delta Gardens. These NOW OPEN: MARIJKE’S paradigms about learning and experienced, compassionate PERENNIAL GARDENS PLUS: assess your own learning style. practitioners will focus on a Free workshops. Open daily Led by Dr. Maria Kowalchykholistic approach, using plant 9 a.m.-6 p.m. Closed Tue. & DeVito. medicine, flower essence Wed. Location: 1299 Robert training and protocol, prevenYoung Rd., Rt. 116 to Rt. 17 tion, and more to address and East. Follow VT directional help to heal Lyme Disease. signs, S. Starksboro. Info: 802SHARKBITE: JOIN IF YOU 453-7590. Hardy field-grown DARE!: Cost: $99/5 weeks, perennial plants, fruits & 10 classes, starting at 5:15 showy containers for sale. 35 p.m. & 5:30 p.m. Location: AMIGOS, LEARN SPANISH exquisite display gardens in a SharkBite Fitness Boot WITH US: Beginning week mountainous wildlife setting.

Camps, S. Burlington & Essex of June 21 for 10 weeks.

Call for brochure & info.

Jct. Info: SharkBite LLP, Cost: $160/10 1-hour Scott Bevins, 802-233-3391, classes. Location: Spanish in PERMACULTURE DESIGN info@sharkbitevt.com, www.

Waterbury Center, Waterbury COURSE: Jun. 13-25. Cost: sharkbitevt.com. Have you Center. Info: Spanish in $1,150/tuition & meals. been bitten? Designed for the Waterbury Center, 802-659Location: Bishop Booth fit and unfit, SharkBite offers 4181, spanishparavos@gmail.

Conference Center, Rock Point, a unique method of group com, www. spanishwater Burlington. Info: Burlington training that is truly unlike any burycenter.com. Summer Permaculture, Mark Krawczyk, other fitness bootcamp in the Spanish class offerings. Learn 802-999-2768, burlington area. Sharkbite’s philosophy is from a native speaker in a permaculture@gmail.com. simple: Forsake fancy trends small class environment. Also Permaculture is a holistic and get back to the pleasures private instruction and tutordesign system for ecologiof moving your body. Our ing. Increase your level for cal living, integrating plants, coaches’ strict attention to school next fall. Also specialanimals, buildings, people, the finer details of exercise izing in lessons for young chilcommunities and the landform and function underlie dren; they love it! Convenient scapes that surround us. This our innovative mix of indoor/ scheduling. See our website two-week intensive course exoutdoor calisthenics, sports, for complete information or plores permaculture concepts, games and drills in natural contact us for details. principles and design practice, movement progressions. Fresh teaching participants how LEARN FRENCH THIS and original, SharkBite brings to actively create beautiful, SUMMER!: Classes June a contagious group dynamic sustainable, productive, regen7-July 14, weekly 6:30-8:00 that inspires, encourages and erative human communities p.m. Cost: $135/6-week challenges. Come see why using natural ecosystems as session. Location: AllianceSharkBite is pioneering the models.

Francaise of the Lake rebirth of the physical culture Champlain Region, #304 movement in Vermont, and Dupont Building, 123 Ethan beyond!

Allen Ave., Colchester. Info: WISDOM OF THE HERBS Alliance Francaise of the Lake SCHOOL: Wisdom of the Herbs Champlain Region, Micheline 2010, accepting applicaTremblay, 802-497-0420, SUMMER DANCE CLASSES: For tions for this year’s program michelineatremblay@gmail. teens & adults, starting May through June; tuition $1750. com. Enrollment now open for 31. Location: Flynn Center, Wild Edibles 2010: Enhancing summer session of evening Burlington. Info: 802-652Local Food Security, summer/ French classes at Alliance 4548, flynnarts@flynncenter. fall term, Sundays, Aug. 8, Francaise, Lake Champlain org. Inspiring teachers, multiSept. 12, Oct. 3; tuition $300; Region, Fort Ethan Allen, age peers, and multiple levels apply for VSAC nondegree Colchester. Six-week sessions of hip-hop, tap, jazz (Broadway grant in June. Plan ahead & at beginning, intermediate and Bollywood), ballet, pointe; apply for VSAC nondegree and advanced levels offered

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Registration info: www.aflcr. org/classes.shtml.

martial arts AIKIDO: Adult introductory classes begin on Tues., Jun. 1, at 5:30 p.m. Visitors are always welcome. Location: Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine St. (across from Conant Metal and Light), Burlington. Info: 802-9518900, aikidovt.org. Aikido is a dynamic Japanese martial art that promotes physical and mental harmony through the use of breathing exercises, aerobic conditioning, circular movements, and pinning and throwing techniques.

We also teach sword/staff arts and knife defense. Adult classes seven days a week. The Samurai Youth Program provides scholarships for children and teenagers, ages 8-18.

AIKIDO: Tues.-Fri. 6-7:30 p.m., Saturdays 9-10 a.m. & Sundays 10-11:30 am.

Visitors are always welcome.

Location: Vermont Aikido, 274 N. Winooski Ave. (2nd floor), Burlington. Info: Vermont Aikido, 802-862-9785, www. vermontaikido.org. Aikido 101: Join us for this free class! Our free “Introduction to Aikido” hour begins at 10 a.m. on the 3rd Saturday of each month.

Please bring or wear loose-fitting exercise clothing and plan to arrive 15 minutes before the session begins to register. This class is a nonstrenuous introduction to basic movement and training, open to anyone interested in learning more about Aikido.

VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIUJITSU: Mon.-Fri., 6-9 p.m., & Sat., 10 a.m. 1st class is free. Location: Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Rd., Williston. Info: 802-6604072, Julio@bjjusa.com, www. bjjusa.com. Classes for men, women and children. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu enhances strength, flexibility, balance, coordination and cardio-respiratory fitness. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu training builds and helps to instill courage and self-confidence. We offer a legitimate Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu martial arts program in a friendly, safe and positive environment. Accept no imitations. Learn from one of the world’s best, Julio “Foca” Fernandez, CBJJ and IBJJF certified 6th Degree Black Belt, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu instructor under Carlson Gracie Sr., teaching in Vermont, born and raised in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil! A 5-time Brazilian JiuJitsu National Featherweight Champion and 3-time Rio de

Janeiro State Champion, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

Registration: Theatricalsinger. com. 802-862-7326 .

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ASIAN BODYWORK THERAPY PROGRAM: Cost: $5,000/500hour program. Location: Elements of Healing, 21 Essex Way, Suite 109, Essex Junction. Info: Elements of Healing, Scott Moylan, 802-288-8160, elementsofhealing@verizon.net, www. elementsofhealing.net. This program teaches two forms of Oriental massage, Amma and Shiatsu. We will explore Oriental medicine theory and diagnosis as well as the body’s meridian system, acupressure points, Yin Yang and 5-Element Theory.

Additionally, 100 hours of Western anatomy and physiology will be taught. Program starting September 2010.

VSAC nondegree grants are available.

ALL WELLNESS, LLC: Many package/pricing options to suit your budget. Please call for pricing details. Location: 208 Flynn Ave. (across from the antique shops, near Oakledge Park), Burlington.

Info: 802-863-9900, www. allwellnessvt.com. We encourage all ages, all bodies and all abilities to discover greater ease and enjoyment in life by integrating Pilates, physical therapy, yoga and health counseling services. Come experience our welcoming atmosphere, skillful, caring instructors and light-filled studio. First mat class is free!

Also, please join us for a free introduction to the reformer, the first Tuesday of every month at 6:45 - just call to sign up.

meditation LEARN TO MEDITATE: Meditation instruction available Sunday mornings, 9 a.m.-12 p.m., or by appointment. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Saturday of each month for meditation and discussions, 9 a.m.-12 p.m. An Open House occurs every third Wednesday evening of each month, 7-9 p.m., which includes an intro to the center, a short dharma talk and socializing. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 So. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-6586795, www.burlingtonshamb halactr.org. Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself. The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom.

performing arts MUSICAL THEATRE INTENSIVE: Jun. 20. Location: Spotlight on Dance, 50 San Remo Drive, South Burlington.

Info: Bill Reed Voice Studio, Bill Reed, 802-862-7326, billreed@theatricalsinger.com.

Join Bill Reed and world class faculty members from Circle in the Square Theater School in NYC for this weeklong professional workshop. Through this immersion experience, you will transform your vocal technique, release inhibitions and access deeper parts of yourself, all combining to support your best performances ever.

NATURAL BODIES PILATES: Book your sessions for certified instruction in classical Pilates, Laban/Bartenieff Movement Analysis & yoga for all abilities: By appt. & small group classes.

Location: Natural Bodies Pilates, 49 Heineberg Dr. (Rt. 127, just over the bridge from Burlington’s New North End), Colchester. Info: 802-863-3369, lucille@ naturalbodiespilates.com, NaturalBodiesPilates.com.

Race-car drivers, equestrians, elite athletes, professional actors, dancers and golfers benefit from Movement Analysis and stay fit with Pilates exercise, and now you can too! Find your center and relieve stress with whole-body workouts that leave you feeling strong, relaxed and flexible. Call today for your free introduction.

psychology LISTENING TO OUR INNER STORIES: ACTIVE IMAGINATION: Jun. 5-6, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Cost: $100/workshop. Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: Sue, 802-244-7909. In this introduction to Jung’s method of active imagination, we gently invite a dialogue between our conscious aware self and some part of our unconscious psyche, using a nonstructured, meditative exploration with drawing, writing and movement. Led by Erica Lorentz, Jungian analyst and teacher.

relationships RESTORING HARMONY: Jun. 8, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Cost: $145/3-hour class. Location: The Woolen Mill, 20 W. Canal St., Suite C3, Winooski.

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Angelique Devost, 802-9896694, adevost@transfor mationone.com, www.transformationone.com. Bring joy and healing to troubled relationships. Discover the root cause of problem relationship dynamics. learn tools for dealing with difficult personalities and creating better communication. Tap into qualities that will allow you to have the relationship you want. also on June 12 in Middlebury.

802-985-3648, www.shel burneartcenter.org. summer camp programs across a range of visual/craft/digital media for kids 5-17! New this summer: introductory stained glass class for 14-17 group.

This class will teach students Tiffany copper foil method of constructing stained glass panels. students will select glass colors, cut glass, apply copper foil, solder and finish a panel.

shelburne art center Naked Raku: Jun. 26-27, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Cost: $195/ members, $225/nonmembers. Location: The Shelburne Art Center, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: the Shelburne Art Center, 802-985-3648, info@shelburneartcenter.og, www. shelburneartcenter.org.

Untitled-30 During this weekend primitive firing workshop, you will explore preparation and terra sigillata for pit and raku firing.

On sunday while the pit firing is underway, you will learn how slips can be used to produce exciting raku results.

Wood-tuRNiNg BaSicS: May 25-Jun. 29, 6-8:30 p.m., 5/11/09 2:26:39 PM Weekly on Tuesday. Cost: BaSic pSychic $220/15 hours of instruction. developmeNt: June 10Location: The Sculpted Tree, 5 Aug. 12, 7:00-10:00 p.m.

Andrew Dr., Unit 3, Essex Jct. Cost: $175/10 Thursdays.

Info: The Sculpted Tree, Inc., Location: Venue disclosed Nick Rosato, 802-999-2976, after registration, Underhill. nickrosato@gmail.com. learn Info: Bernice Kelman, 802to turn bowls, rolling pins and 899-3542, kelman.b@juno. other items. Ideal class for com. everyone is born with beginner and intermediate natural psychic abilities. all turners. This is a skill-building children are naturally psychic. course providing instruction We were psychic when we on safety, selecting material, were children. However, our tool selection and technique, culture teaches us to shut off and sharpening. Open studio these abilities. You can learn time to practice skills available simple and easy ways to tap after completion of course. into your own hidden abilities, Ongoing enrollment. More to become as little children classes available. and play as naturally as you

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spirituality JuNg, SpiRituality & the Body: Jun. 4, 7-9 p.m. Cost: $20/lecture. Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: Sue, 802-244-7909. lecture discussing the importance of witnessing and containing archetypal energies when they become embodied and emerge in our lives. led by erica lorentz, Jungian analyst and teacher.

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evolutioN yoga: Daily yoga classes for all levels from $5-$14, conveniently located in Burlington. 10-class cards and unlimited memberships available for discounted rates.

Mon.-Fri. @ 4:30 p.m., class is only $5!. Location: Evolution Yoga, Burlington. Info: 802864-9642, yoga@evolutionvt. com, www.evolutionvt.com. evolution’s certified teachers are skilled with students ranging from beginner-advanced.

We offer classes in Vinyasa, anusara-inspired, Kripalu, and Iyengar yoga. Babies/kids classes also available! Prepare for birth and strengthen postpartum with pre/postnatal yoga, and check out our thriving massage practice.

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elissa d’Arabian, UVM Class of 1990, is host of the hit cooking series “Ten Dollar Dinners with Melissa d’Arabian” on the Food Network.

Come hear the inside scoop on how UVM prepared her for the incredible journey of becoming a fixture on one of cable’s most popular channels.

Melissa’s presentation is part of Voices of Vermont, an enlightening series of lectures with outstanding University of Vermont faculty and alumni. All lectures are free and open to the public.

Melissa on the set of the Food Network’s “Ten Dollar Dinners with Melissa d’Arabian”

Voices of Vermont Lecture Series

For more information visit alumni.uvm.edu/voices Friday, June 4

Saturday, June 5

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Anne Doremus ’81 Stepping On Our Own Toes — Investors’ Most Common Mistakes and How to Avoid Them

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Bud Edgerton ’52 Reflections on Rockwell

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Professor Catherine Donnelly Say Cheese!

UVM’s Role in Vermont’s Artisan Cheese Industry

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Melissa d’Arabian ’90 Living Your Life on Purpose: Finding Your Dream Job, Even When It Means Switching Careers Midlife 12:45 – 1:30 p.m.

Professor Saleem Ali Treasures of the Earth: Need, Greed, and a Sustainable Future

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Janie Cohen, Director of the Fleming Museum Tour of Special Exhibitions 3:30 – 4:30 p.m.

Professor David Neiweem Organ Recital

All lectures are free and open to the public.

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hWa-yu-Style tai chi: Jun. 7-Jul. 26, 5-5:45 p.m., Weekly on Monday. Cost: $60/7week semester. Location: Montpelier Shambhala Center, 64 Main St., 3rd floor, Montpelier. Info: Ellie Hayes, 802-456-1983, grhayes1956@ comcast.net. Join summer semester in downtown Montpelier. New students will have 1:1 instruction with the teacher as well as mentoring

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SummeR aRt campS: Stained Glass class July 26-30; all camp class options range from July 5-Aug. 6.

Cost: $165. Location: The Shelburne Art Center, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: the Shelburne Art Center,

SNake Style tai chi chuaN: Beginner classes Sat. mornings & Wed. evenings. Call to view a class. Location: BAO TAK FAI TAI CHI INSTITUTE, 100 Church St., Burlington.

Info: 802-864-7902, www.ipta ichi.org. The Yang snake style is a dynamic tai chi method that mobilizes the spine while stretching and strengthening the core body muscles.

Practicing this ancient martial art increases strength, flexibility, vitality, peace of mind and martial skill.

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moNotype pRiNtmakiNg WoRkShop: Jun. 12, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Cost: $75/members, $95/nonmembers, materials $15. Location: The Shelburne Art Center, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: the Shelburne Art Center, 802985-3648, info@shelburneart center.og, www.shelburneart center.org. This inspired and highly productive workshop will introduce students to hand-worked monotype. Using color and black and white water-based printing inks, students will create a significant number of unique pieces.

from more experienced students. This style of Tai chi features slow, fluid movement. enjoy stress reduction, deep relaxation, improved posture and balance. Instructor ellie Hayes has been teaching since 1974.

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BookmakiNg/SculptuRal elemeNtS: May 27 - Jun. 17, 6:30-8 p.m., Weekly on Thursday. $150 members, $120 non-members, plus materials and $10 fee. Location: The Shelburne Art Center, 64 Harbor Road, Shelburne.

Info: the Shelburne Art Center, 802-985-3648, info@ shelburneartcenter.og, www. shelburneartcenter.org. Push the boundaries of bookbinding with an investigation into the artistic and sculptural elements of their design. learn how to add “doors,” “windows,” “drawers,” “scrolls” and other moving parts into your books using non-traditional materials.

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ia Feuer’s sprawling blue installation “Bridge” dominates the front room of the Firehouse Gallery in Burlington. The sculpture is built from painted foam that convincingly resembles Ibeams and girders. These de facto broken and twisted sections of bridge seem to sprout from opposing walls, creating a morass of linear forms. The sections reach toward each other without connecting, their lines chopped into sections as if exploded. In the midst of this linear mashup, sculpted violin forms made of the same blue material cluster on the sculpture like grapes, gathering in awkward intersections of riveted beams and growing like mushrooms up the wall. Their curvilinear forms contrast with the hard-edged architectural aesthetic of the beams.

The Winnipeg-born Feuer was a 2009 participant in Burlington City Arts’ Seven Below artist-in-residency program. She had what the Seven Below website describes as a “Hebrew-Zionist education,” and her experiences living in both Israel and Palestine inform her works at the Firehouse.

The audio guide, which can be acMia Feuer, “Dissonance/Resonance,” installations at the Firehouse Gallery, Burlington. Through June 26.

FEUER REFERENCES THE PHYSICAL LANDSCAPE OF THE REGION BUT WISELY STEERS CLEAR OF THE WORN, UNHELPFUL POLARIZATION OF ITS POLITICAL LANDSCAPE.

cessed via cellphone, is particularly helpful when one is viewing Feuer’s installations. It offers context and culturally specific knowledge that visitors might not otherwise have. The guide explains, for example, that “Bridge” references the crumbling infrastructure of the West Bank. With that understanding, viewers can access the work on a more conceptual level, as a metaphor for the complex and seemingly intractable conflicts plaguing the region.

In the back room of the gallery hangs Feuer’s work “Shuay, Shuay,” a pale-green neon sign made to look like the handwritten Arabic words that mean “slowly, slowly.” It recalls a phrase the artist often heard in the West Bank. As the audio guide explains, people there use it as a kind of shorthand for the incredibly slow pace of the peace process and the difficulties of daily life.

“Turnstile,” also in the back room, is a large-scale maze of steel rotating doors that recall a subway. Some of the spokelike doors allow passage, while others are stationary, impeding and confusing traffic through the sculpture. Turnstiles are ubiquitous in the West Bank, where people must travel through checkpoints every day, not knowing whether they’ll be allowed through. As viewers enter each turnstile of Feuer’s installation, they face the same ambiguity; some doors turn, and some remain immovable.

Viewers must enter the cage-like space of the turnstile and take their chances.

In “Untitled (Encounter at the School of Art at Nablus University, Summer 2007),” a video installation adjacent to “Turnstile,” the camera focuses on a young man singing and playing traditional Arabic songs on guitar, with a group of other people heard offcamera. The audio guide describes this work as ironic, given that Feuer hap-

ART REVIEW pened on this group singing the day after shootings at the school killed eight students. What seems to be a happy gathering may actually be a means of escaping the constant weight of violence and fear. The circumstances of the video and its installation near “Shuay, Shuay” and “Turnstile” reinforce the hardships of life in occupied lands, and the physical and emotional toll of the conflict.

The musical-sounding title “Dissonance/Resonance” encompasses both the physical form and sounds of the exhibition. The violins in “Bridge,” the metal-on-metal screech of “Turnstile” and the singing in Feuer’s video work contribute to the sonic atmosphere of the space. Combining the twisting tendrils of the broken bridge, the spiky turnstiles and the languid words “Shuay, Shuay,” the exhibition is a layered matrix of experiences that mirrors the complexity of challenges in the Middle East. Feuer references the physical landscape of the region — its blockades and crumbling bridges — but wisely steers clear of the worn, unhelpful polarization of its political landscape. Her works make clear the shared humanity of the viewer and those on all sides of the conflict, while obscuring the issues that have long divided them.

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‘Alter(ed) ego, FAmily & Friends’: A group portrait in vignettes, of characters in the artists’ lives, including clothing, photographs and text annotating the cast of characters. Through May 31 at Flynndog in burlington. info, 363-4746.

‘Alzheimer’s: Forgetting Piece by Piece’: An exhibit of 52 contemporary quilted works that offer poignant tribute to victims of the disease, organized by the Alzheimer’s Art Quilt initiative; and audio recordings of stories from elders, in conjunction with Vermont public Radio and The storyCorps Memory loss initiative. Also, ‘circus dAy in AmericA’: A multimedia exhibit celebrating the art and experience of the American circus, circa 1870-1950; ‘JAy hAll connAwAy: A restless nAture’: A retrospective of the 20th-century new england landscape painter; ‘All Fired uP: six cerAmic Artists From Vermont’: unique artist-designed installations by a half-dozen of the region’s finest ceramicists; ‘embellishments: the Art oF the crAzy Quilt’: extraordinary examples from the permanent collection that have never been publicly exhibited; ‘uPon A PAinted oceAn: AmericAn mArine PAintings’: Fine works from the permanent collection; ‘tAlly-ho! the Art And culture oF the Fox hunt’: Artwork, film footage and artifacts from the heyday of the sport in America; ‘the Art oF ogden Pleissner: A retrosPectiVe From the collection’: More than 30 rarely seen oils, watercolors and drypoints; ‘good Fences: Vermont stone wAlls’: An outdoor exhibit exploring the medium’s history, variety and materials; and ‘wArren Kimble’s AmericA’: Favorite works from the country’s best-known contemporary folk artist. Through october 24 at shelburne Museum. info, 985-3346.

Art’s AliVe FestiVAl: The 24th fine-arts fest features a juried exhibit in the gallery as well as art in storefront windows on Church street. June 1 through 30 at union station in burlington. info, 864-1557.

‘Artists get wet’: Members of the essex Art league show works interpreting the watery theme.

Through May 31 at phoenix books in essex. info, 862-3014.

cArol golembosKi: “psychometry,” black-andwhite photographs that explore issues relating to anxiety, loss and existential doubt. Through May 31 at healthy living in south burlington. info, 863-8100.

‘circles For PeAce: images that focus on the construction and uses of the burlington earth Clock, a permanent art installation and celestial timekeeper at blanchard beach. May 28 through July 8 at Metropolitan gallery, burlington City hall. info, 865-7166.

dicK brunelle: new contemporary abstract paintings in watercolor and acrylic on canvas.

Through May 31 at The Daily planet in burlington. info, 864-0989.

summer Artists mArKet looking for vendors for 2010 season. located in the heart of shelburne Village, $150 for 19 markets. saturdays, May 29-october 2. email sarahleegrillo@gmail.com for application. cAll to Vt Artists! The Art gallery in stowe seeks VT art for July exhibition. “summer Mosaic”; small 6”X6”, gallery wrapped. Deadline: June 25. info: stoweartgallery@ gmail.com, 253-6007. www. stoweartgallery.com the Art oF networKing is a nonjuried show taking place in the soda plant hallways. one or two pieces may be submitted. private event for artists to meet June 3; show is on view June 4-26.

Deadline: June 1. More info and submission form at www. spacegalleryvt.com.

tAlKs & eVents sculPtor Jose cobo tAlK: The spanish visiting artist discusses his work as part of the Vermont studio Center’s lecture series. Thursday, May 27, 8-9 p.m., lowe lecture hall, Johnson. info, 635-2727.

PAinter denyse thomAsos tAlK: The Trinidad-born visiting artist discusses her work as part of the Vermont studio Center’s lecture series.

Friday, May 28, 8-9 p.m., lowe lecture hall, Johnson. info, 635-2727.

montPelier mud oPen studio: The potters open up new quarters and invite the public to view the works of professional and student works, watch demonstrations and take tours. Friday, May 28, 7-10 p.m.; saturday, May 29, 10 a.m.-6 p.m.; sunday, May 30, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Camp Meade, Middlesex. info, 224-7000. essex Art leAgue oPen studio: Members of the artists’ group share space at 8 essex way to show their paintings, prints, cards, jewelry and photography. saturday through sunday, May 29-30, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m., essex shoppes & Cinema, essex Junction. info, 899-1081.

Phyllis chAse demonstrAtion: The Vermont artist, fresh from painting travels out west, shows how she creates her paintings, in conjunction with open studio weekend. saturday, May 29, 11 a.m.-4 p.m., Vermont Fine Art gallery, stowe. info, 253-9653. stePhen hunecK remembrAnce: A nondenominational, multicultural celebration of the late artist’s life and work by his widow, gwen huneck. sunday, May 30, 1-3 p.m., stephen huneck gallery and Dog Chapel, st.

Johnsbury. info, 748-2700. tour oF sPeciAl exhibitions: Museum director Janie Cohen leads visitors through the spring’s special exhibitions as part of uVM’s annual reunion weekend celebration. wednesday, June 2, 2:30-3:30 p.m., Fleming Museum, uVM, burlington. info, 656-0750.

‘double diP ii: Food Art show’: in conjunction with Seven Days’ Vermont Restaurant week, two-dimensional artworks in various media with food as the subject, by local artists. Fourth Floor gallery. Through May 29 at Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts in burlington. info, 318-2438. greg mAmczAK & seAn metcAlF: Colorful oil paintings and illustrations. Through June 1 at speaking Volumes in burlington. info, 540-0107.

‘the nAture oF wood’: An exhibit of locally crafted furniture by Vermont woodworkers, 1790 to the present. May 27 through october 23 at sheldon Museum in Middlebury.

Reception: Thursday, May 27, 5-7 p.m. info, 388-2117. cAtherine hAll & Axel stohlberg: playful new work in mixed-media doll parts and house-like wood sculptures. Through July 18 at T.w. wood gallery in Montpelier. Reception: Friday, May 28, 5-7 p.m. info, 12v-threepenny110409.indd 1 828-8743.

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gAlen cheney: “Mark by Mark,” recent abstract works on paper and canvas by the Middlesex artist. Through June 20 at Julian scott Memorial gallery, Johnson state College. Reception: Friday, May 28, 5-7 p.m. info, 635-1469

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tArt Artists’ exhibit: The gallery introduces new works by a dozen Vermont artists in multiple media. The TART gallery in Montgomery Center. Reception: Friday, May 28, 7-9 p.m. info, 338-6574. bArbArA wAgner: “in the Year of the buffalo,” recent mixed-media paintings by the Vermont artist.

May 28 through July 6 at Furchgott sourdiffe gallery in shelburne. Reception: Friday, May 28, 6-8 p.m. info, 985-3848.

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‘gArden insPired’: A group exhibit of works in multiple media by local artists, as well as a living-art indoor garden space created by guest cura- 12v-uvmpsych040710.indd 1 tor Alena botanica. Through June 30 at Art on Main in bristol. Reception: Friday, May 28, 5-7 p.m. info, 453-4032.

Felix de lA conchA: Realist new england and north Carolina townscapes by the Vermont painter. Through July 11 at bigTown gallery in Rochester. Reception: saturday, May 29, 5-7 p.m.

gregg blAsdel & JenniFer Koch: “panda’s exercise,” prints by the burlington husband-andwife artists. Through June 16 at 215 College gallery in burlington. info, 863-3662.

JAmes Vogler: Twelve recent oil and wax abstractions on canvas by the Vermont painter.

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‘double diP i: Food Art show’: in conjunction with Seven Days’ Vermont Restaurant week, twodimensional artworks in various media with food as the subject, by local artists. Through May 30 at Red square in burlington. info, 318-2438.

seAbA’s AnnuAl meeting: our annual meeting, dinner and celebration will be held on Thursday, June 17, at the soda plant. we are asking artists to donate a concept piece relating to the long- anticipated Champlain parkway. seAbA will supply a frame, a map and our blessing. Call Roy at the seAbA office, 859-9222.

18th AnnuAl Jerichounderhill oPen studio tour: stop at the gallery to pick up a guide to the studios of 10 area artists for this weekend event. saturday through sunday, May 29-30, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m., emile A. gruppe gallery, Jericho. info, 899-3211.

chittenden county high school seniors Art show: soon-to-be hs graduates show their work in a variety of media. Through May 26 at union station in burlington. Closing reception: wednesday, May 26, 6-9 p.m. info, 310-3211.

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dAniel leFrAncois: “Ka-blam,” interactive sculpture paintings composed of found and ordinary items by the multimedia artist. Through May 31 at green Door studio in burlington. info, 735-3729.

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christoPher Alley: This “post Decadent installation” features mixed-media paintings by the goddard College MFA student, musician and architect, and is intended to be “a tribute to the Vermont community and its steadfast love of endurance.” Through May 31 at VCAM studio in burlington. info, 793-8482.

Art For dVd & Promotion: seeking evocative art for DVD cover for documentary about nature’s role in child health and development. info, www. mothernaturesmovie.com. $500 fee to finalist. Deadline: August 1.

18th oPen studio weeKend: hundreds of Vermont artists and artisans open their work spaces to visitors for this statewide Memorial Day weekend event organized by the Vermont Crafts Council. Download a free map with directions at www.vermontcrafts.com. saturday through sunday, May 29-30, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m., Vermont, various venues. info, 223-3380.

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‘beAutiFul things’: A juried exhibit of images by Vermont photographers chosen by Ronn orenstein, a professional photographer from Maine. Through June 12 at Vermont photo space gallery in essex Junction. info, 777-3686.

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JANICE SOLEK TEFFT & KEN TEFFT: The members of the Essex Art League exhibit their artworks. Through June 30 at Essex Town Offices. Info, 862-3014.

days, May 29 & 30, to visitors from near and far. This top-10 tourist event showcases many of the state’s finest creators in a variety of media.

JOHN K. ALEXANDER: “Venice,” paintings inspired by travels through Italy. May 28 through July 10 at Chop Shop in Burlington. Info, 540-0267.

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KIMBERLEE FORNEY: Whimsical paintings.

Through May 31 at The Daily Planet in Burlington.

all sites at www.vermontcrafts.com. If you’ve been looking for an excuse for a

LAUREN BROWNELL: A 10-year retrospective of paintings that combine flowers, Bodhisattvas, intention, eggs and the figure, and chart the artist’s spiritual path. Through June 1 at Drink in Burlington. Info, 238-5259.

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Vintage, New & Custom Lighting ★ Lighting Restoration ★ Custom LISA LILLIBRIDGE: Acrylic and mixed-media Metalworking Delightful Home Accessories painting on★ carved wood, Skyway; SUSAN LARKIN: ★ Oil landscapes, Gates 1 & 2; and PHIL HERBISON: “Wall Soup,” mixed media on wood panel, Escalator.

June 1 through 30 at Burlington Airport in South Burlington. Info, 865-7166.

MAGGIE ROSE BOGOSIAN: “What Might Have Been Lost,” 33 connected moments captured with film camera that focus on details, oddities, imperfections and moments of beauty. Through May 31 at The Daily Planet in Burlington. Info, 315-391-3997.

MALTEX GROUP SHOW: Nine local artists exhibit paintings, photographs, mixed media and sculpture on all four floors of the historic building. June 1 through 30 at The Maltex Building in Burlington. Info, 865-7166.

MARION NELSON & ALLEN SHERMAN: “La Belle Hélène,” photographs of the black Holy Family mural and other images from St. Lucia, in conjunction with an oral-history project on the evolution of the islanders from 1945 to the present. June 1 through 30 at Barnes & Noble in South Burlington.

Info, 345-7156.

Goranin. Through September 1 at Fleming Museum, UVM in Burlington. Info, 656-0750.

MAYA URBANOWICZ: Abstract expressionist paintings and drawings. Through May 31 at Pine Street Deli in Burlington. Info, 862-9614.

Canadian impressionists and colorists. Through May 31 at New Moon Café Gallery Space in Burlington. Info, 865-2329.

MIA FEUER: “Dissonance/Resonance,” sculptural installations that require the viewer to navigate through them, and comprise meditations on conflict, volatility and flux in Israel and the West Bank. Through June 26 at Firehouse Gallery in Burlington. Info, 865-7165.

NANCY TAPLIN: New gestural works on paper and canvas by the Vermont artist. Through June 26 at Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center in Burlington.

Info, 652-4500.

MICHAEL METZ: “Forty Years of Photography,” color and black-and-white images by the Charlotte photographer. Through May 31 at Mirabelles in Burlington. Info, 598-6982.

MICHAEL SMITH: Paintings in two of the Underhill artist’s recurrent themes: extension cords and camouflage. Through May 30 at Speeder & Earl’s (Pine Street) in Burlington. Info, 859-9222.

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NICHOLAS HECHT: Paintings and sculptures by the central Vermont artist. Through May 31 at Salaam in Burlington. Info, 658-8822.

‘PEOPLE & PORTRAITS’: A diverse selection of paintings, photography and sculpture featuring people and faces, by customers and staff. Through July 31 at Artists’ Mediums in Williston. Info, 879-1236.

‘PICTURE YOURSELF: THE PHOTOBOOTH IN AMERICA, 1926-2010’: A selection of American photobooth photographs and equipment collected

by Burlington artist and photo historian Nakki

‘PROFILE NEW YORK: ART AS AESTHETIC EXPERIENCE’: A group exhibit of works in a variety of media by artists from around the world who are currently living in New York City and impacted by that city’s diversity. Through May 29 at S.P.A.C.E. Gallery in Burlington. Info, 578-2512.

ROBIN KENT & JIM BARNER: “Artisans at the Bend: Snippets of the Human Condition,” playfully and masterfully crafted items made of reclaimed, painted wood by the art-making couple. Through May 31 at Frog Hollow in Burlington. Info, 863-6458.

SHELBURNE ARTISTS’ MARKET & OPEN STUDIO: Local artists and artisans feature their work from all disciplines of craft and offer demonstrations.

May 29 through October 2 at Shelburne Art Center.

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Sidney eley: Mixed-media photography and alternate photographic processes. Through May 31 at SEABA Gallery in Burlington. Info, 859-9222.

Stephanie BuSh: Paintings by the Montréal artist. Through May 31 at Shelburne Art Center.

Info, 985-3648.

‘Storied oBjectS: tracing Women’S liveS in vermont’: Artifacts from the museum’s permanent collection, along with oral and written narratives of Vermont women from the Vermont Folklife Center and UVM’s Special Collections, offer a glimpse into Vermont life from the 19th century onward. Through September 3 at Fleming Museum, UVM in Burlington. Info, 656-0750. the Four SiSterS annual art exhiBit: The local artistic siblings show their paintings in a variety of styles. Through May 31 at Dorothy Alling Memorial Library in Williston. Info, 288-8086.

‘Water’: A group show of works on 6-by-6-inchsquare wood panels that interpret the theme in a variety of media, curated by Laura Green and Karyn Vogel. June 1 through 30 at Penny Cluse Café in Burlington. Info, 318-1906.

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“art oF action: curator’S choice tour”: In its final leg, a touring exhibit of paintings by Vermonters commissioned to interpret social, cultural and political issues affecting the future of Vermont. Through June 30 at Supreme Court Lobby in Montpelier. Info, 828-0749.

and Mark Lorah, “Building Blocks,” Third Floor Gallery. Through June 12 at Studio Place Arts in Barre. Info, 479-7069.

Central Vermont Council on Aging. Through June 30 at Kellogg-Hubbard Library in Montpelier. Info, 479-0531.

liSa maSe: “The Gold Thread,” collaged artwork referencing themes and memories in the artist’s life.

Through June 19 at Tulsi Tea Room in Montpelier.

Info, 223-0043.

‘to liFe! a celeBration oF vermont jeWiSh Women’: Oral histories, photographic portraits, archival images and artworks by female Jews in the state make up the Vermont Jewish Women’s History Project directed by Sandy Gartner and Ann Buffum. Through July 3 at Vermont History Museum in Montpelier. Info, 479-8505.

Felix de la concha: Realist New England and North Carolina townscapes by the Vermont painter. Through July 11 at BigTown Gallery in Rochester. Info, 767-9670.

loiS Beatty: Monoprints. Through May 31 at Two Rivers Printmaking Studio in White River Junction.

Info, 295-5901.

‘garden and WoodS’: A group show featuring birdbaths, birdhouses, garden sculptures, garden-themed paintings and more by Vermont artists. Through June 30 at Blinking Light Gallery in Plainfield. Info, 828-4872.

maggie neale: “Free Range,” new abstract paintings by the central Vermont artist. Through June 4 at City Center in Montpelier. Info, 279-0774.

hal mayForth: New paintings by the nationally known artist/illustrator. Through June 1 at Langdon Street Café in Montpelier. Info, 223-8667. ‘lineS and geometry rule ShoW SerieS’: “Line It Up,” a group exhibit that explores lines through traditional drawings and works made from nontraditional materials, Main Floor Gallery; Paul Calter, “In a network of lines,” Second Floor Gallery;

miranda Syp: “Rainbows and Dancers on Duckcloth,” acrylic paintings. Through June 30 at The Shoe Horn in Montpelier. Info, 223-5454. rachael rice: “Altar Eco,” new works made from repurposed and upcycled materials. Through May 31 at The Green Bean Art Gallery at Capitol Grounds in Montpelier. Info, artwhirled23@yahoo.com. ‘the art oF creative aging’: A juried exhibit featuring original work of older artists created since their 70th birthdays, sponsored by the

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AnnuAl MeMbers’ show: Members of the nonprofit arts organization show their works in a variety of media and techniques. Through June 30 at Carving Studio and Sculpture Center in West Rutland. Info, 438-2097.

AnnuAl student Art show: Works by students K-12 in more than 30 schools in the area, as well as homeschooled students. Through June 5 at Chaffee Art Center in Rutland. Info, 775-0356.

‘Celebrity’: Paintings, prints and photographs from the permanent collection that convey the idea and presentation of being famous. Through August 15 at Middlebury College Museum of Art. Info, 443-5007. ‘into their own’: An exhibit of works by 19 Middlebury College alumni-artists including Woody Jackson, Timothy Clark, Fred Danforth, Ann Cady and others. Through July 18 at Edgewater Gallery in Middlebury. Info, 458-0098.

JAMes borden & robert A. Gold: “81 Restaurants, 81 Paintings, 81 Years,” watercolors by the octagenarian artist; and “Cityscapes,” digitally altered multimedia works, respectively. Through

June 30 at Tourterelle Restaurant in New Haven.

Info, 377-2579.

MArk Moffett: “The Sun Ain’t Stable (Skeleton Makes Good),” encaustic paintings. Through June 8 at Brick Box in Rutland. Info, 235-2734.

PAtty sGreCCi & MiChAel kin: The artists present mixed-media work in exhibits titled “Fanatical Botanicals” and “Light in Flight: A Year of Avian Observation in Vermont,” respectively.

Through June 29 at Brandon Artists’ Guild. Info, 247-4956. thoMAs PollAk: “Threads in Our Tapestry,” wide-angle photographs of Vermont’s landscape.

Through June 25 at WalkOver Gallery & Concert Room in Bristol. Info, 453-3188. wArren kiMble: The renowned Vermont folk artist shows his contemporary works from several of his collections “Let the Sun Shine” and “Widows of War,” and other new paintings. May 29 through June 30 at Brandon Music. Info, 465-4071.

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30th AnnuAl student Art show: Works by students in Stowe Elementary, Middle and High School. Through May 30 at Helen Day Art Center in Stowe. Info, 253-8358.

Alex bottinelli: Paintings and mixed media by the Hardwick artist. Through June 7 at Claire’s Restaurant & Bar in Hardwick. Info, 472-7053. bert dodson & ZelMA loseke: The husbandand-wife artists share an exhibit: her free-form sculptures of handmade paper and vine; his drawings and illustrated books, including the recent Favor Johnson. Through June 17 at Northeast Kingdom Artisans’ Guild Backroom Gallery in St. Johnsbury. Info, 748-0158. heidi PollArd: “Unsayable,” recent paintings.

Through May 30 at Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College. Info, 635-1469.

kAthleen berry berGeron: “Gardens, Landscapes and Beyond,” watercolor paintings.

Through May 30 at Emile A. Gruppe Gallery in Jericho. Info, 899-3211.

Monthly feAtured Artists: Works by painters Robin Massey and Leesa Mossey, prints by Lyna Lou Nordstrom, jewelry by Holly Spier and turned wood by Nick Rosato. Through June 6 at Artist in Residence Cooperative Gallery in Enosburg Falls.

Info, 933-6403. new Artist exhibit: An exhibit with newcomers to the gallery, Lisa Morrison, sculpted tree paintings; Daniel Pattullo, paintings of Vermont scenes; Corliss Blakely and Clair Dunn, paintings and photography, respectively, made using iPhone technology. Returning artists Meta Strick and Kimberlee Forney add idiosyncratic paintings to the mix. Through July 31 at Staart Gallery in St. Albans.

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isAbeth bAkke hArdy: “Spring Forward,” new monotypes and paintings by the longtime local resident. Through May 31 at Winding Brook Bistro in Johnson. Info, 635-9950.

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movies MacGruber ★★

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t’s hard to believe it’s been 10 years since the last movie based on a “Saturday Night Live” sketch hit theaters. At least, it’s hard to believe until you’re about 15 minutes into MacGruber. And then you remember exactly why those movies stopped being made.

With very rare exceptions, the practice of stretching popular skits into full-length motion pictures has proved monotonously disastrous.

For every hit like Wayne’s World, the genre has produced a string of flops like Coneheads, Stuart Saves His Family, It’s Pat, Superstar, The Ladies Man and A Night at the Roxbury.

Yet here we are again, inexplicably confounded to discover that something we find hilarious in 90-second snatches on TV could prove tiresome when fleshed out for the big screen. I don’t know why, but I had a sense that the creators of MacGruber were going to sidestep the curse; that they would have learned from the decades of mistakes and avoided them. Instead, they appear to have put those mistakes on a checklist and ticked off every one.

Will Forte stars as the dim-witted, highly

distractible action hero with the flannel shirt, vest and blond shag. The running joke on the show, of course, is that every skit involves the same setup: MacGruber’s attempt to defuse a ticking bomb is interrupted by something decidedly less important, and his babbling is inevitably cut short by a fireball. It’s the perfect absurdist action-film spoof.

Absurdity is replaced by kitsch in the movie, as first-time director Jorma Taccone and his writing team apply their talents to a riff on ’80s action pictures. The military has coaxed our hero out of retirement to track down a ponytailed evildoer by the name of Dieter von Cunth (Val Kilmer), who’s acquired a black-market Russian missile and is intent on blowing Washington, D.C., to bits.

The “h” in his name is silent, which should give you a pretty good idea of how low the filmmakers are willing to stoop for a laugh.

And they stoop a lot.

MacGruber’s team is rounded out by the still-green Lt. Dixon Piper (Ryan Phillippe) and Vicki St. Elmo (a lost-looking Kristen Wiig), an old friend who composes pop ballads in her living-room studio when she’s not

SKETCHY CHARACTERS Forte has a different kind of bomb on his hands in Jorma Taccone’s directorial debut.

fighting crime in period pantsuits. They’re like the Mod Squad with brain damage.

The problem with the film, which was scripted by Taccone, Forte and “SNL” writer John Solomon, isn’t just that it directs its satire at obvious comic targets such as guns, cars and evil masterminds. Or that its humor is puerile and scatological. In the Age of Apatow, you expect puerile and scatological. You just don’t expect the naughtiness to feel so forced.

The fatal flaw is that this is the first movie based on an “SNL” sketch that neglects to incorporate the essential elements of that sketch — which are, after all, the only reason for the picture’s existence. Viewers don’t find the MacGruber bits funny week after week

MOVIE REVIEWS because they lampoon Stallone/Seagal-style action films or ’80s pop culture; they find them funny because MacGruber is clueless and invariably loses his race against the clock. So how do three gifted comedy writers — including the creator of the MacGruber character himself (Taccone) — manage to make a 90-minute big-screen version in which the hero never once blows up?

That’s like setting The Ladies Man in a monastery or spending A Night at the Roxbury without letting those goobers do their goofball dance, and it is also the reason MacGruber proves an unexpected dud.

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The Secret in Their Eyes ★★★★

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he Secret in Their Eyes is the clunkily titled Argentinean movie that snagged this year’s Best Foreign Language Film Oscar over widely acclaimed competitors The White Ribbon and A Prophet — confusing American TV viewers who had never heard of the film or of its writerdirector, Juan José Campanella.

Campanella may be no prickly visionary like Michael Haneke, but if you watch TV you’ve probably seen his work: He’s directed a slew of episodes of “House,” “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit,” “Strangers With Candy” and other shows.

Like a respectable hourlong TV drama, The Secret in Their Eyes is more notable as story than as cinema. Its slow scenes and murky frames give us little to look at besides the acting. But that acting and that story — based on a novel by Eduardo Sacheri — are absorbing enough to make the film worth your time.

It opens with a retiree named Benjamín Esposito (Ricardo Darín) drafting a novel.

The manuscript is based on the rape and murder of a young Buenos Aires school teacher in 1974, and Esposito begins it by

calls their investigation in flashbacks, we learn why the case means so much to him. Just as the dead woman’s husband proved inconsolable, so Esposito never lost his feelings for his colleague, whose aristocratic background placed her beyond his reach.

The story takes quite a few more twists and turns, a political element is briefly introduced, and there’s even one memorable long-take, shaky-cam action scene set in a soccer stadium.

But The Secret in Their Eyes remains a character-driven drama. It’s propelled by the scrappy dialogue of the backroom court scenes and the nuanced relationships among Esposito, his often-drunk assistant, Sandoval (Guillermo Francella), and the Ivy-educated Menéndez-Hastings, with whom both men flirt as much as they dare. All the players are strong, but Villamil, who has a womanly sternness reminiscent of Mariska Hargitay on “SVU,” is particularly good at conveying the 25-year gap between flashbacks and

LICENSE TO KILL Government-sanctioned violence complicates Darín and Villamil’s homicide investigation in Campanella’s procedural thriller.

narrating the victim’s last farewell to her loving husband. So closely does he identify with that young man that it takes a few scenes for us to realize our protagonist isn’t himself the bereaved party. A quarter-century ago (the film’s “present” is 1999), Esposito was the federal court investigator assigned to the case.

Working the homicide with him was his boss, stately lawyer Irene MenéndezHastings (Soledad Villamil), who’s still at the court. When Esposito visits her, then re-

present-day scenes. Javier Godino, a squirmy Sam Rockwell lookalike, does a fine turn as a prime suspect.

Indeed, the characters are interesting enough to make some viewers forgive the fact that Campanella unfolds the plot more slowly than he needs to. Nonetheless, the 127-minute film could have used more editing to move things along.

Like another recent arrival on our arthouse screens, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, The Secret in Their Eyes is what people often call a thriller “for adults” — which mainly means it’s short on martial arts and CGI and long on scenes where no-longeryoung people reflect on the sins and failures of the past.

Tattoo is the more visually striking movie, but for my money, Eyes is the more substantial one. I doubt it will ever be remade with Brad Pitt playing the detective, which is the current plan for the Swedish film. And it doesn’t involve any of that trendy, Dan Brown-style code breaking. But its powerful emotional undercurrents eventually swell up to produce twin conclusions about the secrets people keep — one chilling, the other warming — that are hard to forget when the credits end.

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citY iSlAND: An unusual neighborhood in the Bronx is the setting of this family drama about a prison guard (Andy Garcia) with a few secrets. With Julianna Margulies, Steven Strait and Alan Arkin. Raymond (Two Family House) De Felitta directed. (103 min, PG-13.

Savoy) pRiNcE oF pERSiA: tHE SANDS oF timE: Mike (Donnie Brasco) Newell directs this Disney-Bruckheimer hybrid about a pair of young royals who team up to save the world from the Forces of Darkness. Starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Gemma Arterton. (115 min, PG-13. Big Picture, Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Paramount, Roxy, Sunset, Welden)

tHE cRAZiESHHH Breck (Sahara) Eisner directs this remake of the 1973 George Romero thriller in which residents of a small town go postal after a mysterious toxin infects their water supply. Timothy Olyphant, Radha Mitchell and Joe Anderson star. (101 min, R. Sunset) DAtE NiGHtHHH Steve Carell and Tina Fey star in this action comedy about a suburban couple whose attempt to spice things up backfires. Mark Wahlberg and James Franco costar. Shawn Levy directs. (88 min, PG-13.

Capitol, Sunset) FURRY VENGEANcEH Roger (Cruel Intentions) Kumble directs this comedy about a developer targeted by the wildlife whose habitat his housing project is about to replace. Starring Brendan Fraser, Brooke Shields and Ken Jeong. (92 min, PG. Bijou, Majestic; ends 5/26) tHE GHoSt WRitERHHHH Roman Polanski directs this political thriller concerning a former British prime minister, a writer hired to help him complete his memoirs and the life-threatening secrets uncovered during the collaboration. Pierce Brosnan and Ewan McGregor star. (128 min, PG-13. Palace; ends 5/26)

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BABiESHHH Filmmaker Thomas Balmès brings us this look at the first year in the lives of four infants born into vastly different cultures but having a surprisingly great deal in common. (79 min, PG. Capitol, Palace)

H = refund, please HH = could’ve been worse, but not a lot HHH = has its moments; so-so HHHH = smarter than the average bear HHHHH = as good as it gets

lEttERS to JUliEtHH1/2 Amanda Seyfried stars in this romantic comedy about a group of people in Verona who respond to letters seeking love advice from the star-crossed and long-dead Capulet. With Vanessa Redgrave, Gael García Bernal and Christopher Egan.

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JUSt WRiGHtHH In this romantic comedy from director Sanaa Hamri, Queen Latifah plays a physical therapist who falls for the injured NBA star she’s treating. Paula Patton, Common and Phylicia Rashad costar.

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iRoN mAN 2HHH Billionaire inventor and superhero Tony Stark finds himself facing an unexpected foe: the U.S. government. Plus Sam Rockwell as a rival, Scarlett Johansson as super-spy Black Widow and Mickey Rourke as his new Russian archenemy. Will the iron guy live to see No. 3? Gwyneth Paltrow, Don Cheadle and Samuel L. Jackson also star. Jon Favreau once again directs.

(124 min, PG-13. Big Picture, Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Paramount, Roxy, St. Albans Drive-In, Stowe, Sunset, Welden)

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HoW to tRAiN YoUR DRAGoNHHH1/2 The animated adventure from DreamWorks tells the story of a teenaged Viking who questions his tribe’s traditional view of flying fire breathers. Featuring the voices of Jay Baruchel, Gerard Butler, Jonah Hill and Kristen Wiig. Directed by Dean DeBlois and Chris Sanders. (98 min, PG. Essex [2-D], Majestic [3-D], Sunset)

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Robin Hood 12:45, 4, 7, 9:50.

Letters to Juliet 12, 2:20, 4:40, 7:10, 9:20. Iron man 2 Wed: 11:40 a.m., 1, 2:15, 3:45, 4:50, 6:30, 7:30, 9, 10. Thu: 1, 3:45, 6:30, 9. A Nightmare on Elm Street 7, 9:20.

How to train Your Dragon (2-D) 12:15, 2:40, 4:55. friday 28 — thursday 3 *Prince of Persia: The Sands of time 12, 2:30, 5, 7:30, 9:55. *Sex and the city 2 12:15, 3:30, 6:45, 9:45. Shrek Forever After (3-D) 12, 12:30, 2:10, 2:45, 4:20, 5, 6:30, 7:15, 8:40, 9:25. macGruber 1:30, 3:35, 5:40, 7:45. Robin Hood 12:45, 4, 7, 9:50. Letters to Juliet 12:10, 2:25, 4:40, 7:10, 9:20. Iron man 2 1, 3:45, 6:30, 9. A Nightmare on Elm Street 9:50.

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Iron man 2 Wed: 1, 3:10, 3:50, 6:10, 6:50, 8:15, 9, 9:35. Thu: 1, 3:50, 6:50, 9:35. Furry Vengeance Wed only: 1:05, 3:20. Just Wright Wed only: 6:45, 9:25. How to train Your Dragon (3-D) 1, 4. friday 28 — thursday 3 *Sex and the city 2 12 (FriMon only), 1, 2:10, 3:10, 4:10, 6:20, 7:30, 8:15, 8:45, 9:30. *Prince of Persia: The Sands of time 12:30 (Fri-Mon only), 1:20, 3:20, 4:20, 6:10, 7:10, 8:50, 9:50. Shrek Forever After (3-D) 12:10 (Fri-Mon only), 1:15, 2:15, 3:30, 4:30, 6:30, 7:20, 9:35. Robin Hood Fri-Mon: 12:40, 3:40, 6:40,

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A Louisiana House committee approved a bill allowing concealed weapons to be carried in churches and temples, but the measure fell short of passage in the full House by eight votes. Rep. Harry Burns, who introduced the bill, said he would reintroduce it. Rep. Walker Hines, who amended the bill to prohibit the carrying of a firearm at a church on a school campus, said he would not want to see Burns’ bill apply to “cults and fringe groups.”

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REAL free will astrology by rob brezsny may 26-june 2

aries (March 21-april 19): Mozart once challenged his friend Haydn to play a harpsichord piece he’d written. Haydn tried, but stopped partway through when the musical score called for him to play a note in the middle of the keyboard even though his right hand was fully occupied at the high end and his left hand at the low end. “nobody can play this,” protested Haydn. “i can,” said Mozart, who proceeded to perform the piece flawlessly, dipping down to play the problematic note with his nose. in the coming week, aries, be inspired by Mozart as you not only cover the extremes but also take care of the center. taurus (april 20-May 20): if you’ve ever

contemplated taking a trip to bora bora or Pago Pago, now might be a good time to actually go. That’s because you’re in a “seeing double” phase — a time when magic will come through repetition, and via duplication, and while you’re in the throes of imitation. to take maximum advantage of the dualistic cosmic rhythms, don’t seek just one of anything. Don’t do anything just once. two is where the power lies. Pairing brings potency.

gemini (May 21-June 20): My favorite news source, The Onion, recently reported on a “freethinking cat” that excretes its wastes “outside the box.” as you enjoy your own phase of liberated thinking and uninhibited action, gemini, i hope that you’re putting the emphasis on generating beauty and blessings “outside the box.” you will, of course, also have to make some messes as you tamper with the way things have always been done, but even they could turn out to be productive in the long run. cancer (June 21-July 22): are you slipping

leo (July 23-aug. 22): i’m a compassion freak. empathy is a fetish of mine. My predilection is to comfort the afflicted, champion

Virgo (aug. 23-sept. 22): snake charmers are still a fixture in many indian cities. Moving rhythmically and playing a flutelike instrument, they influence erect cobras to bob and sway as if dancing. according to my reading of the astrological omens, you now have the power to do the metaphorical equivalent of that magic trick. This is one of those rare times when you possess the mojo to direct and even control strong forces that may usually be too wild to tame. you’ve still got to be careful, though. Just because you’ve got the power doesn’t mean that you can scrimp on preparation and discipline. liBra (sept. 23-oct. 22): it’s time to think comprehensively, not defensively ... to see futuristically, not didactically ... to fantasize fantastically, not diplomatically. your assignment is to stop reacting to every little blip that leaps into your field of vision, and start surveying the long-term cycles of your life from an expansive vista. be a proactive visionary, libra. be a high-minded explorer. Weave all the disparate threads into a tapestry that reveals the big picture. The next phase of your liberation requires you to slough off petty concerns and trivial details. scorPio

(oct. 23-nov. 21): “never” has never been a more irrelevant word for you. events that may have always seemed quite improbable are now well within the range of possibility. exotic people who up until recently may as well have been fictional characters are showing up as real live actors in your actual life story. Plotlines whose emergence you could not have predicted are snaking their way into your drama. so be alert for a freaking miracle concealed in a flimsy disguise. and don’t be surprised if a vision of funky paradise shows

caPricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): you’re not living in iraq or sudan or the Congo, and you don’t have to walk five miles a day with a jug on your head to fetch the water you need, and you’re not so bereft of food that you have to resort to eating worms and tree bark. so how bad could your problems be? The single best thing you can do to start fixing your life’s small glitches is to feel waves of gratitude for how many resources you have and how lucky you are. The second best thing would be to aggressively take your worried attention off yourself and turn your mind toward people who could really benefit from your help. as you carry out those two assignments, your dilemmas will begin to solve themselves as if by magic.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20)

My favorite news source, The Onion, recently reported on a “freethinking cat” that excretes its wastes “outside the box.” As you enjoy your own phase of liberated thinking and uninhibited action, Gemini, I hope that you’re putting the emphasis on generating beauty and blessings “outside the box.” You will, of course, also have to make some messes as you tamper with the way things have always been done, but even they could turn out to be productive in the long run.

aQuarius

(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): There’s a bothersome phenomenon that mucks up reincarnation research: Far too many people profess to have been celebrities and geniuses in their previous lives. a related and equally irksome issue is the problem of multiple claims.

For example, i know three different people who have assured me they were napoleon their last time around. The fact is, almost no one who’s reading this horoscope has ever been famous in any past incarnation. However, it is worthy to note that a disproportionately high percentage of you aquarians were formerly people with great imaginations. and it so happens that in the coming weeks you will be at the peak of your ability to tap into the creativity you had back then.

up in full regalia. The future’s not just knocking at your door, it’s pounding.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20): When i sent out my email newsletter last week, i got the usual number of automatic replies from people who were on vacation or out of the office. but one from lisa P. caught my attention. “Can’t reply to your email right now,” it read. “i will be meditating until June 1.” My first reaction was jealousy. “i want to have the leisure time and willpower to meditate for 14 days nonstop!” i thought to myself. i pictured myself free of all business-as-usual, even meditating while i was asleep. My second reaction was that i should tell you Pisceans about what lisa P. was up to. The coming days would, after all, be an excellent time for you to retreat from the usual flood of chaos and seek peaceful sanctuary in a conversation with eternity. if you can’t manage local independent Garden Center a whole week, try to give yourself at least 48 hours of profound and utter slack.

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I love most music, country is the exception. I LOVE TO COOK, hence I am in culinary school. At this point, I would like to develop friendships, but I am hoping for something more. DetroitSoul, 21, l, #117619 Girly girl I would really like to find a woman who really understands the true meaning of friendship & love. I love the outdoors, am spontaneous, love motorcycles & yes, love pink. I am a happy, caring, loving & honest person ... full of life & laughter, and I have a great smile! I appreciate most things in life & despise dishonesty. jeepgirl, 42, #117550 Ndgogrllvr How shall I fit in this wee box? Briefly intense summary, I suppose. I’m looking for an honest, compassionate & kind person to spend my time w/ who appreciates the humor in most of what life has to offer & who wants more than a casual encounter/is willing to see where this could go. A love of Kathy Griffin, too? ndgogrllvr, 30, l, #116257 fun-loving, carefree cutie I’m an easygoing person who likes to chill out & have fun. Looking for that down-to-earth lady who enjoys either hanging out at home or going out on the town w/ friends. Been hurt in the past - crazies need not apply! :-p. K9oneKK, 21, l, #117375 crazy, funny, lovable, ambitious So, I’m not like your typical chick. I’m a tomboy to the fullest, playing sports & weight training. I’m not skinny but not overload either. My family is a big part of my life. I’m lookng for a girl who isn’t too high maintenance but always looks good, especially when we go out. I always dress to impress. Latinalovr, 25, #117205

PROFILE of the week: Curiosity killed the cat This is a 42 y.o. woman who looks 32 & feels 25. Enjoying the single life for the first time ever, she wants to meet new friends, have new adventures & is living a fear-free, brutally honest life. She is unlike anyone you have ever met & cannot be adequately described in a profile! Curious? Just ask. midwyfe, 42,u, l, #114704

From Her Online Profile: Her friends have described her as confident, loyal, opinionated, fair, smart, funny, sexy, Want to know more? Just ask...but don’t ask anything you don’t really want the answer to ;)

spark. From there I am open to all possibilities. ux64z, 46, #117848 wanting company Well, I like the outdoors (I snowmobile, ATV, motorcycle, do geocaching, hiking, kayaking, gaming, anything). I’m looking for a cutie to keep me company & motivated in life. I require faithfulness, attention & a kind heart. I’m very selfreliant & never require help. Thanks for looking. Grinderdogg, 29, l, #107578 Laid back, adventurous, honest, generous I’m very honest, generous & caring.

I’m pretty passionate, and I don’t do anything halfway. I love the outdoors & center my life around them. I have a very good relationship w/ my family & that’s something I highly value. mradventure, 23, l, #117835 a new friend I am interested in meeting a woman who is rather kind & gentle, but who is strong in her convictions and is independent & self-assured. Thanks for reading.

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challenges who would like the idea of creating together a values-guided cooperative, and oh yes, having me, one very deliberate around-the-clock housemate & ADL support person, I’m open to all kinds of ideas & possibilities. neverendingwonderer, 56, l, #117045 friends, lovers or nothing Recently graduated from college, looking for someone to be my person.

Not into unfulfilling, empty, random hook-ups. Need consistency for a busy lifestyle. Love Vermont flannel, hiking, running, skiing, texting & laughing. tbhsushi22, 22, l, #117020 Breathe, Smile, Conquer, Relax I have a younger soul, not immature.

Love the outdoors. And the indoor techno scene. Car shows, yes. Peep shows, no. A Queen; I won’t be your King. Fishing pole, not dance pole. You see what I’m geting at?

Looking for a friend ... and then? C-70 dinner combo. I can chill or party!

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Youngish grown-up seeks Optimistic, busy person, curious about the world, looking for a companion who genuinely likes people. Family & friends are vital. I wake up expecting

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I’m & still in love w/ her ex. I don’t like to be put on the shelf, if you know what I mean. You don’t have to like my family, but it would be nice. kiki29, 28, #117810

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Nice Guy Seeks Same Hello, I am a 68 y.o. widower from a LTR lasting 26 years. I am low maintenance, totally open & totally caring. You be, too. My LTR lasted for such a long time as we were totally open, deeply caring & monogamous. I currently live in Northern NY state & have a small home to share. My goal: to get married again. Gordon, 68,u, #102095

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Laid back, Fun-Loving, Adventurous Hey! I’m Erika, a native Vermonter attending UVM! I have great friends, a fun-loving, open-minded approach on life, and I am always willing to try something new & adventurous. For right now I’m really enjoying the single life, going out, having fun, but I definitely have an open mind for if I met a good guy ;). ErikaS13, 21, l, #117779

Fun-Loving Lady New to this type of thing, but looking for someone who likes to enjoy life as much as I do. I like to be outdoors hiking or snowboarding or soaking up the sun. Love to go out for music, dancing, night life, but also enjoy taking it easy at home or outdoors.

Looking for someone wonderful to share it with. PLH20, 24, #117725

Wicked Sweet Gal Small-town gal, obviously. I’m a believer that things happen for a reason & that life’s too short. Live each day to the fullest. Looking for a guy who wants to share his life w/ me. Someone who is caring, goal oriented, loves children.

I feel that I’m traditional in values. An old soul. Like someone to be on the same page. dinah08, 26, l, #117718

Music is my life Nearly done w/ college, looking for someone to be my person. Not interested in random hook-ups.

I need someone there for me in my busy life. Finishing my music education degree in the next year. I enjoy hiking, being outside, Vermont, camping, and playing the piano & flute. Jpt2898, 20, l, #117751

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Cheerful, confident, intelligent People always say I have a great smile & a terrific laugh. I can be shy when I first meet someone, but quickly open up to people who are kind, funny & smart. PurpleThistle, 43, l, #111180

Quiet, unassuming girl seeks same Burlington, 33, shy, quiet & loyal. I enjoy hiking, skiing, movies, country music & hanging out. Looking for someone who enjoys some of the same things.

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started food writing, so I always have something yummy available to eat!

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braiiiiinnnsssss Needle-witted & curious, I have lots of questions for you. In exchange for your answers, I offer unique perspectives, abstracted distillations, and, w/ luck, a couple good laughs. But wait, there’s more! Call now & I’ll throw in full complement of human emotions, complete w/ affection, empathy & wellmeaning criticism, at no extra charge to you! Call today! syncrete, 28, #107632

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Long lasting & very oral. I have been told my tongue drives women wild. djjackson, 45, #117727

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my FAVORITE! If you know what I mean ... if the trailer’s a rockin’, DO come a knockin’;]. dixie_lishus, 25, l, #117407 Down For You Is Up MIGHT AS WELL BE BLUNT: Looking to have a lot of sex ... exclusively w/either a single woman/multiple women. Open to different kinds of play, etc. I am 23 & live in Burlington. Ménage à trois...one can never know. sexnow, 23, l, #117044

Women seeking?

Looking For Penis Ill be honest: I am sick & tired of fooling around w/ “boys”. Looking for a man who knows how to treat a woman like the sex slave she really is.

Need a long-lasting man to sate my desires. pixiestickz, 20, l, #110656 Cute, Spunky & Fun I am very curious what its like to be w/ a female. Looking for someone to dominate & pleasure me. Someone I can have a good, clean time with :). SevenStars, 21, l, #117688 Curious hottie I’ve only fooled around w/ a girl once & am interested in more action.

Couples or one on one. I’m young, fit & femme, and am looking for the same. sexybabe4u, 23, #117667

nudist babe I’m a 26 y.o. woman looking for love.

I love the outdoors & experiencing it in the nude; hiking, camping, etc., but also being around the house naked.

I’m an all-natural girl in every way: no shaving, no deodorant, but I’m still feminine - just natural :) I’m looking for other women, age isn’t important, to explore our bodies, minds & our hearts. topfreebabe, 26, l, #117094 Adorable & Fun Loving I’m the cure to your blonde addiction.

I’m a college student looking for discreet encounters. 20, petite, blonde, blue-eyed. Looking to experiment a bit w/ great guy. Little shy & innocent at first, willing to try everything once,

Military or Cops ... wanna play?

I’m looking for discreet encounters w/ either military or police officers. The whole authority thing turns me on to no end. I also love the high & tights! I will send a pic upon request, but need to be discreet. I’m looking for you to be HWP, married, single, attached, whatever. handcuffs69, 31, #117639

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Explorer-Older and Better 1x1c-mediaimpact030310.indd 3/1/10 First-timer looking for a1woman w/ 1:15:57 PM or w/out experience. I’m passionate, curvy, honest & fairly feminine. I have a M partner, so discretion is crucial.

Seeking NSA fun & exploration. I’m open to most anything; pleasure but not too much pain. I’m drug free & drink socially. I don’t smoke. Looking forward to a new adventure, enlightenment, a new path. probie, 50, #117581 SEXPOT! SEXPOT! SEXPOT!!

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and I totally believe in chemistry. starsinaugust, 21, l, #116981 SexForHours Looking for playful person who would want to have discreet meetings that will last for hours! I want someone who will put me in my place & make me see the naughty girl I’ve been lately. BellaTouchesYou, 23, #116714 Live life to the fullest By day, I am a normal-looking person who could be your neighbor. By night, the real me shows through. I am looking for a man or couple (MF/MM) who is interested in conversation & playdates w/ a fun-loving, erotic extrovert. I am married (open) & polyamorous w/ another woman; but I am not necessarily a package deal! The choice is yours. Aster, 37, l, #116565

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I got what you want Looking for booty calls? Just want some? Contact me, ‘cause I am looking for booty calls & want to lick you all night. tott23, 38, #117840 Woman for rope bondage I like to do mild rope bondage & I am looking for a F around the BarreMontpelier area who would enjoy the same. I am not into giving or receiving pain. tb05641, 60,u, #117822 looking for anything kinky I am open to just about everything. I’m new to this & looking to gain experience & learn what I like. kinne, 19, #117819 Energy for Days Dominant Pushing boundaries, making headlines & helping bring you to that next level in your sexual awareness. Just trying to live out some fantasies & use some of this unrelenting energy for good use! :). fullonkink234, 27, #117761 Sticky Summer Love Ah, the old pick-me-for-fun-sex pitch; my favorite! It’s like trying to land the most competitive job in the world - but sometimes, even just interviewing can be fun. Summer in Burlington is upon us, which means fans come on, clothes come off, and the kinks come out! I wanna spend the summer exploring someone else ... wanna explore me? SaltAndPepper, 31, #117748 come & get it Outgoing, trying to have some fun.

Been busy w/ work recently; time to get some. I go to the gym just about every day. Looking for chick who’s fit & well kept & knows how to get the job done. And, is open to new things.

Cum get me. 117740, 25, l, #117740

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City Boy I am worth your while. After all, I am a disposable lighter repair man. 4Fingers, 25, l, #117742

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Fun Times Had By All I guarantee you we can & will have a great time. I have a crazy schedule, but can self-schedule so am always able to back up that guarantee... vermonster83, 25, l, #117709 kjewn klwec. New2Burlington679, 29, #117681 Love creating moistness Hello, just want some NSA, plain & simple. No games, muy discreto. tbone99, 47, l, #117609 Fresh College Grad I love the female form. As sexually adventurous as I’ve been, I am sure there is so much more to explore.

Lead the way & show me a good time. MaxLeFou, 22, l, #117653 thirdwheel Looking for woman or straight couple or lesbian couple for discreet fun. thirdwheel, 40, #117661

Let’s surprise him!

We are a couple, have played w/ others.

She is trying to surprise him w/ a threesome. Let’s see if he can handle us? He is a pleaser; no worries, you will be satisfied! Would love to meet a F out in a bar ... to watch you hit on him, flirt, etc. This is just the first fantasy. Can you help? lookingfor3rd, 34, l, #117833 hotmilf We are a couple looking for a lady who is looking for adventure & fun w/ friendship. We have children & prefer to be discreet. If interested contact us & can learn more about each other.

We are respectful & just looking for a little spice. ;). jess, 27, l, #117780 Shake us all night long We are a couple who want to sexually expand. We want to bring new energy to our play time. missmagichands, 31, #117611 Flirty, Playful, Redhead & Latino Looking for a down-to-earth couple (M/F) or SF who wants to be friendly & flirty first. We have some experience,

Kink of the week: CuriousExplorer Looking for fun with respectful, smart, good people. Would love to have my first bi experience! I’m a sub, not a slave.

Clean, D/D free, sane, please. I’m curvy, sexy, and slutty when it counts! I’m unlike anyone you’ve ever met...the only way to know if you like me is to meet me. pleaseme, 42, l, #117772

From Her Online Profile: Don’t have to have bdsm, but kinky is fun! Learning my limits as I go along...

Silver Fox Seeks Horny Playmate Playtime should be consensual between kinky adults, no? I’ll scratch your itch if you scratch mine. I’m looking for an open-minded, submissive & sexy playmate. Don’t worry, I’ll make you feel beautiful. I like to be in control, but I’ll be sooooo good to you.

Experience, respect, a sensual touch & a nice package are my tools of this trade. Dexter4, 46, l, #117624 curioser & curioser I’m here to find intelligent, nonjudgmental women interested in mutually pleasurable, imaginative, passionate encounters. I’m friendly, discreet & considerate; appreciate the same. We all crave intimacy, touch, lust, passion, and there are different ways & places to find it.

This just happens to be one of them.

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horny couple looking to play We are a fun couple looking for couples or females to play with. She is bi & he is bi-curious. We are open to try just about anything except pain & potty. Would love to find people who we can meet w/ from time to time, but a one-nighter would be fine, too. hotrod6975, 34, l, #117842

but would like to find a couple who don’t have any possessive issues & have positive communication skills.

We are not in hard-body shape, so you shouldn’t be either ;) We have young children & are unable to host.

IrishPeruvianCpl, 28, l, #117573 hook up w/ us We’re a couple looking to fulfill a fantasy: threesome w/ another woman or couple (M/F). Neither of us have ever had the pleasure but want to try.

Should be fun to hold up good convos, too. We’d like to meet up & get to know you to talk about what we’d expect from each other because we’re grown-ups, ya’ know! Intl28, 28, l, #117470 Two Looking for You “Experienced” couple searching for the elusive, single, sexy F or a couple (M/F) as well. We are a discreet, D/D free, health-conscious, athletic, easygoing, attractive couple open to most anything for excitement. She’s incredibly sexy, fit, athletic, humorous & full of life.

He is slim, athletic, attractive, laid back & loves to please. Lets have some fun. twoforyou, 33, #117430

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black dress, black door, red shoes I was not sure if you wanted to be rescued or if you were w/ those 2 guys. You certainly did sparkle.

Want to dance without the wedding party? When: Saturday, May 22, 2010. Where: Black Door 3rd floor.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #907493 A Toast to Our House To dry wit & an even drier wine. To fabulous food & service sublime.

Yum, yum, yum. When: Friday, May 21, 2010. Where: Our House. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907492 game was a bit excruciating To the cute head coach for the SBHS girls’ softball team: You provided a nice distraction from the game itself during the latest home game. When: Saturday, May 22, 2010. Where: SBHS. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907491 Sexy twink boy higher ground Dude, every time I see you I get lost in thought of wow. Love it when you wear your tight go-go shorts & that bubble butt. You walk by me & run your hands down my abs. That was hot.

Anytime, sexy, anytime. When: Sunday, May 16, 2010. Where: 3rd Sat. Higher Ground. You: Man. Me: Man. #907490 the ubiquitous City Market ISU I keep seeing you & wonder if the Universe wants us to know each other. You: bangs. Me: short. I’m just shy. When: Friday, May 21, 2010. Where: B-town City Market.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #907489

You forgot your groceries At Shaw’s in Waterbury the other night & I was in such a rush I forgot to tell you how cute you looked. When: Monday, May 17, 2010. Where: Shaw’s Waterbury.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #907479 RE: IN LOVE WITH THE WIND Your memory is blurry/as my overalls were blood red/covered in sunflowers.

Upside-down/piggy-back races? 5 minutes!/Glad I stole that whiskey back from security./Rabble, rabble - take me to the carnival./I can’t go to sleep because I’ll stop laughing!/ Ramble on baby, settle down easy... In response to #907448. When: Saturday, October 31, 2009. Where: Festival 8.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #907478 City Market Special I spy a voluptuous, young woman in summery attire in line ahead of me. You ran back for milk; I held your place. Your every curve & juncture was a sensory delight. When: Tuesday, May 18, 2010. Where: City Market.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #907477 The Light Each day I spend w/ you is better than the last. From the late-night dinners to the Fresh Market milk aisle smooches, holding your hand looking into your eyes makes me realize just how much I am falling head over heels

you. me. us. always.

To you: There aren’t words good enough. You are simply amazing, & I am truly blessed. Thank you, from the depth of my heart, for being you. When: Monday, May 17, 2010.

Where: in my every thought. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #907469 I like your deal The time I spend w/ you is always a gift. You challenge, thrill & amaze me. I would love to experience every element of the ‘deal’ we made - I hope beyond hope that we can figure out a way to make it a reality. I look forward to your ideas. When: Monday, May 17, 2010.

Where: wherever & whenever possible.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #907468 RE: URBAN outfitters saga To the O.P.: I know exactly which dude you’re talking about! I obviously don’t know you but I think he lives on my street. He walks by my house all the time (I shop at UO often; I’m not a crazy stalker). I’ll holler at him to check out the I Spy’s or something!

Let’s hope this love connection worrkkkz! When: Monday, May 17, 2010. Where: 5 sisters neighborhood.

You: Woman. Me: Woman. #907467 Double Take at City Market I was looking at the strawberry plants outside City Market when I caught a glimpse out of the corner of my eye, so I did a double take. You did, too. Was hoping I’d run into you in the produce aisle, but didn’t see you or your red messenger bag inside. When: Sunday, May 16, 2010. Where: City Market.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #907466 Gorgous redhead at waggy’s Me: just getting to work needing coffee in a brown bomber leather jacket. You: beautiful redhead in a yellow Beetle getting coffee. Chatted briefly about waking up & walked away wishing I had gotten your name. Let me buy the coffee next time? Hit me back, let’s chat more. When: Saturday, May 15, 2010. Where: Waggy’s, North St. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907465

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mistress maeve Dear Mistress Maeve, I’m sure you get this one a lot, but what is a good way to stop the habit of masturbation? I have been told that it does no harm to the body and that it’s fine to be doing it as much as I want. However, I would still like to stop for reasons of my own. Do you have any tricks to break the habit? I’m not religious, so no luck there, and I’ve tried all sorts of other ways. Could I get a little help here?

Signed, Beat It

Dear Beat It, Actually, I don’t get this question a lot — and, frankly, I’m struggling to grasp why you’d want to deprive yourself of one of life’s greatest joys. As long as you’re not missing work or other obligations to jerk off, and as long as you’re not consistently choosing masturbation over having sex with a partner, there’s no reason to quit. In fact, getting off is a proven stress reliever for both men and women, and some studies point to masturbation as a means of keeping men’s prostates healthy.

So what’s with the angst? Are you afraid of getting caught? Did something awful happen to you in childhood that now makes whacking off emotionally destructive? If you have some deep-rooted issues about masturbation, I highly recommend seeing a therapist. Our bodies want to orgasm, and I’m afraid you’ll have a miserable existence if you live the rest of your days trying to avoid dates with Pamela Handerson.

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My Lovely Organic Peach Can’t believe it’s almost been a year!

I love you more than ever & consider myself the lucky one. Our time together is unbelievable & will only get better. P.S. Tell Teddy I said hello.

When: Tuesday, May 18, 2010. Where: at my place, eating my potatoes.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #907484

Second Time Around I saw you tonight through the window while you were changing mannequins and singing along to whatever song was playing. Just wanted to let you know how perfect you looked & that I’m not the only one living in envy of whoever is lucky enough to have you. When: Wednesday, May 19, 2010. Where: Second Time Around.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #907480

Man in Black BMW 5/16, in Malletts Bay, we reached the stop sign at the same time: you in your BMW & me in a Honda Civic coupe. We looked at each other. When I turned right, you watched me drive away for some time. When: Monday, May 17, 2010. Where: Colchester.

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Negaunee You recognized me from yoga & I’m glad that you did. Turns out we have some

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Drinking my Broke Ass Red I think, I’d rather drink w/ you instead / And feed you / Greek yogurt / By the spoonful. When: Thursday, May 20, 2010. Where: City Market. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907485

Ake’s Place Bartender You: 34, wearing blue w/red TNF shirt.

Me: 28, w/ girl & guy friend drinking Trout River w/ glasses & white hoodie.

My friend asked how old you thought she & I were & you asked us the same about you. You left to go play poker. B/c of jealous friend, wasn’t comfortable hitting on you. You single & interested? When: Wednesday, May 19, 2010. Where: Ake’s Place.

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You made me soup It was enough nourishment to get me out of bed to go nail a pint of Ben & Jerry’s. Later, we were all hangin’ out(you know who you are) & I was talkin’ up the Ben & Jerry’s & not the soup that you made me & your feelings were hurt tough stuff. I do recall, and still feel bad. Why? Because I love you. Lessons learned. Happy Birthday :) When: Tuesday, May 18, 2010. Where: Gallagher’s & BP. You: Man. Me: Woman. #907472

things in common. I was hoping to see you at class this weekend. Care to get a drink some time? When: Friday, May 14, 2010. Where: City Market.

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Your always Sassafrass Princess To you, my Prince Charming: It has been 18 months & many miles, but for me nothing has changed. When: Monday, December 1, 2008. Where: Dobra Tea House. You: Man. Me: Woman. #907487

4 months Dear Robin, 4 months together (only) & I love you as much as the first time I saw you in tights & a cape! ;) Actually, you can probably guess how I’d react if I ever really do see you in tights & a cape! Love, Batman When: Wednesday, May 19, 2010. Where: in the backseat of the Batmobile.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #907482

Beautiful girl at Verizon You were working behind the desk & I think your nametag said “Amy”?

You had amazingly beautiful eyes & I just wanted you to know that.

Single? When: Tuesday, May 18, 2010. Where: Verizon Wireless.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #907474

Late Starry Night You served me dinner even though you could have said no. I was all in black & you had the coolest tattoo on your arm. I was the one who stumbled w/ my words every time you stopped by my table. Pull up a chair... When: Friday, May 7, 2010. Where: Starry Night Cafe.

You: Woman. Me: Woman. #907464

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“It’s Just A Flesh Wound” You are the funny redhead technician who put drops in my eyes. I was wincing & you made me laugh by quoting Monty Python. I said thanks for the laugh, but wanted to say that your blue eyes & smile brightened my day. Me: balding guy in the red shirt & jeans. Meet for coffee & the “Holy Grail”? When: Tuesday, May 11, 2010. Where: Eye Care VT. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907488

Sophie We met almost a month ago on the causeway, and it seems that every time I go out I’m looking for you.

We should meet up for some Bud. When: Saturday, April 24, 2010.

Where: Burlington Causeway. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907483

for you. Words cannot describe just how lovely you are; nothing’s lovelier than you. When: Thursday, April 15, 2010. Where: around my way.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #907475

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