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KUDOS TO KEN The story [“Hot and Soured,” May 30] is a reminder of what the alternative press is all about. With the recent demise of the Vermont Guardian, there is a huge need for this kind of in-depth investigative reporting, particularly when the writer goes where others fear to tread. The labor conditions revealed in Ken Picard’s crisp, evocative prose are appalling and a wake-up call for everyone who takes pride in Vermont’s business reputation. Now that the nearly feudal relations between the restaurant owners and their employees have been brought to light, let’s hope city and state inspectors step in and do their job. The situation of these Chinese immigrant workers is a disgrace to everyone. Bill Dodge BURLINGTON

“INDEPENDENT” INVESTIGATION Ken Picard’s cover story “Hot and Soured” [May 30] was a masterpiece in investigative journalism, something that is unfortunately not found in many group-owned daily newspapers these days. Fortunately, Seven Days, as an independently owned paper, is willing to invest the resources necessary to unearth such a story in 5/11/07 the public2x3-frontporch.pdf interest. Should the owners of these Chinese restaurants get their plans

approved by the city fathers to build a shiny new La Quinta, I hope that they intend to house their virtually enslaved workers there. In the meantime, I would hope that your readers think twice about eating at any of these restaurants. To do so would continue to put money into the pockets of those who are greedy and inhumane. Shawn Murphy PLATTSBURGH, N.Y.

A FEW GOOD MEN I read your recent article “Guy Wired” [May 23] and wanted to thank you for the work that you are doing to publicize this problem . . . I think that you did a great job not only in articulating the prevalence of the issue and what needs to be done to create change, but also I really appreciate the ways in which I was quoted and the way that Project Safe Choices was represented. This article is just one more reason why I continue to think that Seven Days is presenting the messages in a way that is rare among media outlets . . . Thank you for your commitment to saying what so badly needs to be heard if we are going to stop young men’s violence in our communities. Justin Morgan-Parmett

GUY TIRED Ken Picard might have used “Guy Wired” [May 23] to illustrate some of the circumstances and cultural phenomena associated with violence in our culture, rather than taking the decades-old position that — somehow — young males are “the problem.” If, as Picard postulates, boys need to learn . . . “social and emotional skills they’ll need to function as members of society” . . . doesn’t everyone?

While Picard discounts the “false logic” of a connection between violence and hip-hop music and/or violent movies, video games or television, he uses enough false logic himself to justify the invasion of Iraq. The overwhelming majority of men — young and old — don’t engage in violence as a way of communicating anger or anything else. Statistics showing violence associated with males doesn’t implicate the entire gender any

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This past weekend was crazy busy. As Saturday wound down I was frayed, played and waylaid. It had been a lucrative couple of days, but I was more than ready to pack it in. One more spin through downtown was all I had left in me. The seats were already up on the tables when a stray young man wandered out of Mr. Mike’s Pizza and hailed me. He had baggy shorts, curly hair sticking out every which way and a T-shirt which read, “Where am I going, and why am I in this handbasket?” This kid has a sense of humor, I thought to myself as he plopped into the front seat talking on his cell phone.

» on the web this week This week’s issue of Seven Days features two stories on “public art” — one about Burlington’s murals, the other about Burlington’s burgeoning graffiti scene. Writer Sam Ankerson wrote about Burlington’s murals. On our website, Sam narrates a short audio tour of some of his favorite pieces, and talks about the difficulties artists encounter when they attempt to paint in public places. What do you think about graffiti in Burlington? Check out the story and vote in our online poll, at www.sevendaysvt.com.

“Wait, wait,” he said with the slurry speech of someone who’d made the bar rounds that night, “lemme put you on with the cabbie.” He then passed me the phone. His friend gave me an address, and I said, “Yup, I know Dewey Drive — right up before Northgate.”

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In our story about graffiti, Seven Days staffer Mike Ives interviews “Joe,” an anonymous former “writer.” Joe disapproves of the unsightly tagging that plagues downtown Burlington, but he also believes in graffiti as an art form. He collects photos of local graffiti pieces that he likes, and he shared his collection with Seven Days. Mike narrates an audio slideshow that includes photoComputer Support ite Computer Support Friendlythis On-site gallery on our website. Joe’s perspective is clearly controversial. Case in point: He praises a tag that appeared recently atop the Chittenden County Emergency Food Shelf on North Winooski Avenue.

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people have ever taken the threat to the environment.” Not surprisingly, VEIC is growing, big time. As the organization celebrates its 20th anniversary this year, utility companies, businesses, municipalities and the general public are finally getting the message that the oft-maligned field of energy conservation is the wave of the future.

This is the most seriously people have ever taken the threat to the environment. BETH SACHS, VEIC EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR

week, the American Council for an Energy-Efficient Economy ranked Vermont number one for its energy-efficiency policies, largely due to the efforts of VEIC’s Efficiency Vermont program. Two days later, Governor Jim Douglas vetoed H.520, a comprehensive climate-change bill that would have greatly expanded Efficiency Vermont’s mission to cover all fuels, not just electricity. Sachs and Hamilton believe it was the devastation from Hurricane Katrina that hammered home the dire consequences of global climate change and the urgency of VEIC’s mission to reduce the social, economic and environmental costs of energy consumption. “Blair and I have worked together in this field for 35 years,” she says. “And this is the most seriously

In the next year, VEIC plans to expand its staff from 110 employees to about 150, taking over additional office space at its South Champlain Street headquarters in Burlington and spreading a message of smart energy consumption from the Hamptons to Hanoi. At least some of that growth, explains Hamilton, VEIC’s policy director, is the result of state legislation that passed last year, which raised the cap on how much Vermont ratepayers will invest in energy efficiency — from $17.5 million to $30.75 million by 2008. And as Hamilton emphasizes, Vermont’s electricity ratepayers aren’t “funding” energy efficiency so much as “investing” in it. The difference, he explains, is more than mere semantics.

When a utility builds a power plant, “They’re spending ratepayer funds to meet our electrical needs — in utility speak, that’s ‘resource acquisition,’” Hamilton explains. That’s what Efficiency Vermont is doing, too. As the nation’s first energyefficiency “utility,” Efficiency Vermont is occasionally scrutinized, and criticized, for its growth. But, unlike with some government contracts, there are serious financial consequences if the organization fails to deliver the goods. By December 2008, Efficiency Vermont has a goal of reducing Vermont’s peak summer and peak winter demand by 40 megawatts each, out of a statewide total of about 1000 megawatts. That’s roughly the output of the McNeil Generating Plant. One way of accomplishing that goal, Hamilton explains, will be to target four geographic regions in the state where rising electricity demand is putting undue stress on the power grid. Those regions include northern Chittenden County, the St. Albans area, the Newport/Derby region along Route 5, and the so-called “southern loop,” which encompasses Manchester, Stratton and north Bennington. What Efficiency Vermont hopes to accomplish, Hamilton says, is to stabilize and possibly even reduce electricity demand in those regions through aggressive efficiency efforts that can defer or possibly even avoid the need for building new power lines, transformers and substations. “It’s a little bit of an experiment,” Hamilton explains. “This is a whole new thing that’s never been done before in the country. Vermont is, again, getting out front.” �

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MONTPELIER — It wasn’t a surprise that a recent conference on state drug policies convened by the American Civil Liberties Union of Vermont called for a smarter, more compassionate, public-health-based approach to addiction and crime. What’s new are the messengers: people in positions of authority and power. The opening address for “Drug Policies: Are We Taking the Right Approach?” was delivered by Windsor County State’s Attorney Robert Sand, who compared the war on drugs to the current conflict in Iraq — a war, he said, that was launched under false and perhaps deliberately misleading pretenses, with enormous human and economic costs. “It is time,” Sand concluded, “for peace talks in the war on drugs.” By virtually every measure, Sand argued, we are worse off now than when President Nixon first declared a “war on drugs” in 1971. Drug abuse, addiction and deaths are all up, as are drug potencies, drug-interdiction costs, drug-related crimes, arrests

William Darrow, who said he “disagrees with almost everything Bobby Sand said,” compared drug decriminalization as a tool for fighting addiction to “fighting fire with napalm.” “No, we’re not winning the war on drugs,” Darrow countered. “But then again, we’re not winning the war on domestic abuse or robbery or fraud, either. These are ongoing problems, and our response to them has to be ongoing as well.” He argued that decriminalization would only increase the availability of dangerous and addictive substances, lower their prices and make them more accessible to minors. Other critics, such as Barre Police Chief Tim Bombardier, expressed concern that decriminalizing drugs would add to the number of intoxicated drivers on Vermont’s roads. Such a policy, he said, would also complicate the job of law enforcement because certain drugs, such as marijuana, linger in the human body for days or weeks. Among those on the panel was

drugs because they’re self-medicating to cope with underlying traumas, abuse and/or mental illness. “What we see is a judicial frustration and lack of understanding of addiction,” Saxman explained. “So, when a person has violated probation once or twice already, the judges say, ‘All right, if you can’t control it on the outside, we’re going to show you how to control it on the inside.’” No one in the room had to convince Clifford Thornton, 62, about the deadly effects of illegal drugs. Two weeks before his high school graduation in Hartford, Connecticut, he was escorted by two police officers to a field of abandoned cars, where his naked mother lay dead from a heroin overdose. “There are no words to describe how I felt,” Thornton told a roomful of more than 100 people. “But one thought resonated as I came to my senses . . . All illegal drugs should be eradicated from the face of the Earth.” Decades later, however, as

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Thornton watched his hometown of Hartford decimated by misguided drug laws, he began to question the wisdom of drug prohibition. “What I found was, we can’t win. This drug war is insanity,” he said. “And insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.” If there was any consensus at last week’s conference about these hotly debated issues, it was the need for more money for treatment, rehabilitation, prevention and public education. As Progressive Party Chair Martha Abbott noted, one of the only real “success stories” in the ongoing war on drugs — which costs the United States about $2 billion per week — have been public-education campaigns to stop smoking and reduce drunk driving. And, as Thornton pointed out, both of those successes were accomplished without making either substance illegal. �

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U.S. officials are expected to present their proposals and elicit public comment at a June 19 meeting at the Haskell Library. They’re likely to get an earful from locals on both sides of the border. “I think it’s ridiculous,” Emily Dupont, a waitress at The Old Customs House restaurant in Stanstead, says of the move to install checkpoints. “They’ll be separating two communities that are closely related.” Says Mary Roy, a Haskell librarian, “It’s a bad idea.” A longtime resident of nearby Newport, Roy wonders what barriers would achieve. “They already have cameras and sensors and patrols. Isn’t that enough?” Stanstead Mayor Raymond Yates says he understands American officials’ desire to heighten security in response to an apparent upsurge in unauthorized border crossings via the three streets. Last year, for example, U.S. agents intercepted two vans carrying a total of 21 undocumented Asian and Latin American immigrants after they entered Derby Line via one of the streets. But Yates also worries that barriers will introduce an element of distrust as well as physically disfiguring the town. “We’re an example to a lot of countries because we’ve been getting along very well for two centuries,” he says. “If you put up a fence, people on the other side will start asking, ‘Am I not treating

my neighbor well enough?’ “We have many things in common with one another,” Yates adds, citing the emergency services and water and sewer systems shared by the two communities. Hundreds of Stanstead residents also routinely visit Derby Line solely in order to buy gasoline and milk, each of which sells for about 50 percent less on the Vermont side. Daily traffic in the other direction includes Americans eager to play the slots in a nearby casino, as well as young Vermonters thirsting for the opportunities offered by Canada’s lower drinking age. Even now, Canadians sometimes endure waits of 40 minutes en route to a filling station and convenience store tantalizingly close to the Derby Line border. “I’m not sure the plan is going to be that effective,” Roy, the Haskell librarian, comments. “People who want to cross the border illegally can just go across the fields and through the woods down the road.” It’s all about the money, Mayor Yates suggests. Building barriers represents a lower-cost solution, he says. “They could implant some really high-tech devices on those streets and increase patrols, but that would be more expensive than what they’re proposing to do.” Had the events of 9/11 not occurred, the discussion about building barriers probably would not be taking place, observes Roland “Buzzy” Roy, one of Derby Line’s elected village trustees. Roy agrees that additional border posts would mar the spirit of unity among the 3000 residents of the twin jurisdictions, but he says concerns about terrorism and smuggling do warrant greater security. Roy says he hopes only discreet, possibly movable barriers will be installed on leafy Church, Lee and Phelps-Ball streets. Mark Henry, operations officer for the Border Patrol’s Swanton sector, declined to comment about the controversy prior to the June 19 meeting. His office has jurisdiction all along the border in Vermont, New Hampshire and parts of New York. A majority of Derby Line residents do not favor new physical separations from Stanstead, Roy adds. “It’s quite possible it will be voted down,” he says of the proposal. The U.S. Border Patrol has indicated it will not proceed with the plan in the face of strong local opposition, Roy adds. “But whether that will actually happen, I don’t know. Based on my previous dealings with federal officials, I’m not optimistic.” Vermont Public Television will air a documentary entitled “Good Fences, Good Neighbors” on June 14 at 7:30 pm. The 30-minute program, followed by a panel discussion, examines Vermont-Québec economic, political and cultural relations. Though produced prior to the current border-security debate, it does cite Derby Line and Stanstead as emblematic of the close ties between the Green Mountain State and La Belle Province. �

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taxes have declined significantly over the last decade as their property values in Vermont have escalated. According to Cheney, VY’s total payments to the state’s general fund in 1997 were $3.25 million. Its 1997 payment to the state’s Education Fund was $2.9 million. A decade later, in 2007, said the Norwich rep and former school board member, VY’s General Fund payment has shrunk to $2.7 million, with almost $1 million less going into the Education Fund. Vermont Yankee Nuclear, said Cheney, “has been getting a tax holiday. I don’t think any other Vermont business can say that.” Now under new ownership — Entergy Inc. of Louisiana — Vermont Yankee has put $100 million in upgrades and improvements into its very profitable Vermont nuke. “VY’s property taxes,” said Rep. Cheney, “have been going down as their property values have been going up.” “Is Gov. Douglas lying?” we asked Cheney. “I don’t know if he’s lying,” she replied, “but when I read his veto, I wondered if he had read the bill.” P.S. Democratic Rep. Cheney, unlike her GOP namesake in the vice president’s office (no relation), is not a household word in Vermont. Yet. Margaret is a Harvard University graduate and was the managing editor of The Washingtonian Magazine from 1977 to 1989. Her dad, a native Vermonter, was in the Foreign Service; she grew up around the world in Malaysia, Holland, Nicaragua, India, Peru and Washington, D.C. Self-Censorship? — As Gov. Douglas was continuing his incessant trashing of the Democrats’ global warming/climate-change bill, H.520, the other day, we learned an interesting detail about just what kind of global-warming information the guv feeds his brain. Would you believe Gov. Jimbo has still neither seen Al Gore’s 2006 Oscar-winning flick, An Inconvenient Truth, nor read the book? “There are millions of books I haven’t read,” replied Douglas when we inquired about it. Sure, but An Inconvenient Truth is the most popular and acclaimed environmental book and movie of the moment. We asked our Republican governor if Gore’s Democratic Party affiliation is the reason for his boycott. “No,” said Gov. Douglas, “I just don’t go to movies. I’m too

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Media Notes II — Radio talk-show host Mark Johnson at WDEV-AM & FM in Waterbury is heading to China on Saturday with Gov. Jim Douglas and the Vermont delegation. And though it’s a 12hour time difference, Mark tells “Inside Trackâ€? he plans to call in for the first half-hour of his Monday-Friday program. He tells us the delegation consists of 17 members, including two state troopers. It’s a 13hour flight from Chicago, he says. “I’m cramming like I have a final coming up,â€? says Mr. Johnson. “I’m totally psyched!â€? Bon voyage. We’ll be tuning in! ďż˝

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Media Notes — After 17 years with the Associated Press and 15 years of solid, reliable duty at its Montpelier bureau, reporter Ross Sneyd bid farewell to the company on Sunday. Sneyd has been the AP’s top political reporter in Vermont and a fixture at the Statehouse every winter. John Curran, the Associated Press bureau chief who replaced Chris Graff last year, told “Inside Track� that Mr. Sneyd’s departure “will be a huge loss� for the AP. “Ross is a great reporter,� said Mr. Curran, “and his institutional memory will be sorely missed.� Curran confirmed that the AP will not be filling Sneyd’s position. Seems like everywhere you look, the “news business� is shrinking. Three seasoned Vermont journalists remain at the AP’s Vermont bureau: Wilson Ring, David Gram and Lisa Rathke. And veteran photojournalist Toby Talbot is still taking the pictures that go everywhere. Mr. Sneyd told “Inside Track� on Tuesday that he’s going to take three weeks off before starting his new position as a “newscast producer� at Vermont Public Radio in Colchester. He says the new post “will involve coordinating various local newscasts.� Though Ross has been writng “broadcast� news copy for the AP all these years, radio will be a new world for him and he says he’s looking forward to it. Ross covered the civil-unions battle back in 2000. In 2003, he and partner Warren Hathaway, a clinical social worker, obtained their own civil union. The pair also operate a bedand-breakfast in Plainfield: www.comstockhousebb.com. And they raise sheep, too! Ross was stringing fencing when we caught him on his cellphone Tuesday.

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As befits an American icon, FOX’s show “The Simpsons” is set on a generic street in a generic American town with a generic name — Springfield. So generic, in fact, that when Twentieth Century Fox concocted a contest to promote the upcoming The Simpsons Movie, asking towns called Springfield to compete for the honor of hosting the July 27 premiere, it identified some 16 candidates. The studio didn’t include Springfield, Vermont — one of the smaller Springfields with a population of approximately 9000, but not one that would let its exclusion go quietly. Patty Chaffee, executive director of the town’s chamber of commerce, fired off a letter to the production company, which agreed to give the Vermont burg a shot. Now Springfield has to come up with a 3- to 5-minute video that proves its fitness to be the Springfield. It also has to incorporate life-sized figures of the Simpsons family made of solid plastic, which weigh in at 1500 pounds and currently reside in the Springfield Theater, says Brock Rutter,

associate director of the Vermont Film Commission. The Film Commission is partnering with Barre’s Video Visions to produce the clip, to be scripted and directed by 16-year-old Alex Campos, the son of the company’s owner. Tim Kavanagh, the host of WCAX’s “Late Night Saturday,” will play Homer — there’s a physical resemblance, Rutter notes. In the filming, to take place on June 19, Kavanagh-as-Homer will chase a giant doughnut through Springfield, drawing the pursuit of an angry mob as he

disrupts a baseball game and town meeting. Rutter says the filmmakers are still seeking local extras to play the rabble. The finished video will be posted with its rivals on USA Today ’s website, where they’ll be ranked by the public, “American Idol”-style. How much of a chance does Springfield, VT, have to host a Hollywood premiere? Rutter says Twentieth Century Fox needs a theater with 300 seats; Springfield’s theater has around 278. “But,” he points out, “Springfield, Florida, is competing, and they don’t even have a theater.” Even if some other Springfield wins the honor, the Vermont town will get to keep the plastic Simpsons figures — they’re “property of the chamber of commerce now,” says Rutter, who suggests the massive memorabilia may eventually go to auction. Mmm, best lawn ornaments on the block. �

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On March 3, 2003, more than 1000 groups of people in 59 countries staged simultaneous readings of Aristophanes’ classic antiwar comedy Lysistrata. In this mass protest against the imminent Iraq war, the performers ranged from celebrities such as Kevin Bacon to Kurdish refugees. The event, co-created by actress/writer Kathryn Blume of Charlotte, was billed as the “first-ever worldwide theatrical act of dissent.” From just one spot on the globe, it was hard to grasp the scope of such a collective action. But the documentary film Operation Lysistrata, to screen at Burlington’s City Hall Auditorium at a June 15 benefit for the Peace & Justice Center, may change that. Directed by Michael Kelly for the small New York production company Aquapio Films, it’s a compilation of clips from recorded readings, accompanied by news footage to convey the climate from which the Lysistrata Project arose. “Since January 2003, Aquapio Films has shot or received more than 200 hours of video footage,” the film’s web page reads. “Tapes of readings poured in from nearly every U.S. state as well England, Iceland, Greece, Australia, Italy, Montréal, Nova Scotia and many more.” Blume says Kelly — who will join her for a Q&A session at the screening — decided he “absolutely had to be involved” after hearing her interviewed about the project on NPR’s “All Things Considered.” He used Blume’s

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he’s “still raising money to pay for rights to clips from the network news. He’s had to raise an enormous amount of money over and above the cost of the editing itself.” Meanwhile, Blume is doing some fundraising of her own on behalf of a second project, her one-woman show The Boycott. Though it takes aim at a new issue, Blume’s script returns to the Lysistrata motif with a playwithin-a-play in which the president’s wife spearheads a mass women’s movement to deny men sex until they do something to address global warming. Blume premiered The Boycott

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email list of participants to send out a call for photos or footage of the readings. In lieu of narration, the film exposits via news clips of such events as antiwar demonstrations. “It’s very good. Very moving,” says Blume. “You forget how enthusiastic and engaged and widespread opposition to the war was before we attacked Iraq.” The use of proprietary clips also delayed the film in postproduction, though. Blume says Kelly will probably take Operation Lysistrata to film festivals, but

in a Vermont Stage Company production last January. Since then, she’s revised the text and posted video of the entire performance on YouTube. After the premiere, Blume says, she received a phone call from philanthropist Barbarina Heyerdahl of Shelburne, who said, “Your show is incredible, and I want you to take it to the national level,” she relates. With the help of Heyerdahl and the Montpelier office of the Nature Conservancy, Blume has raised “about $57,000 so far,” she says.

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Fatigue seems to be the primary reason Mira Niagolova decided to take a leave of absence as executive director of the Vermont International Film Festival, which unfolds each October in Burlington. “I just needed a break,â€? explains the Essex resident, who had held the position since 2002. “I was exhausted because we got so many submissions, more than 250, that it became overwhelming. We were all drained.â€? Consequently, the 2007 cinematic event is itself scaling back. Traditionally, there’s been a callfor-entries process in which judges choose most of the festival fare by looking at submitted work from filmmakers around the world. This time, it’s invitation only. (The changes will not affect the Vermont Showcase or the student films.) Moreover, instead of a few dozen motion pictures, the nonVermont line-up will spotlight just eight or nine. The competition in three categories — justice and human rights, war and peace, and the environment — is kaput. For now. The money will fund a 6-week run of The Boycott this fall at the Arclight Theater on New York’s Upper West Side, with a “brandnew set and a brand-new soundtrack.â€? Blume says her “ultimate goalâ€? is to turn the play into a “real concert film.â€? For now, Blume hopes other activists will draw inspiration from Operation Lysistrata. “One of the stories that the film is really great about telling is how much it’s possible for a few people with not many resources to achieve,â€? she says. “I hope people will say, ‘Those women are just like me. Yes, I can have some kind of effect, too.’ All it takes is one person to say, ‘I will stand up, I will do something.’â€? ďż˝ Operation Lysistrata screens on June 15 at Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 7 & 9 p.m. $10. The Boycott Benefit Concert is June 22, 7:30-10 p.m., at the Shelburne Town Hall. $10. The Boycott plays July 26-28 at the FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8 p.m. $25.

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and there will be plenty of opportunities for chatting. “We wanted to leave more room for discussions between films,� Niagolova acknowledges. “And people have requested more screening repeats, so there’s a chance to see everything. We also intend to start later each day and finish earlier on Sunday.� VIFF is to planning to hire an administrative-minded coordinator rather than a replacement for Niagolova. Her job will stay vacant during this transition period, with certain duties taken over by board members. She has been attending other festivals around the globe — including those in Amsterdam, Berlin, Prague and the Czech Republic — to search for features and documentaries that fit the Vermont extravaganza’s mission. Launched in 1985, VIFF is considered the oldest human rights and environmental festival on the planet. In the Reagan era, the focus was primarily on U.S.-backed conflicts in Central America and the dangers of nuclear proliferation. Flash forward to George W. Bush in the White House, Iraq and, lately, an apparent rekindling of the Cold War. With grim news from such places as Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo, justice has become more relevant than ever. And largely thanks to Al Gore, the Earth is an increasingly hot topic.

during the short-term partial hiatus. “We’re feeling very positive and moving forward,â€? she suggests. Ellis’ predecessor, Barry Snyder, continues to assist the festival in an advisory capacity. But his attention has been somewhat diverted by a new project: the attempt to resurrect a repertory-friendly film society in the Queen City. This endeavor will begin with a public exploratory session at 5:30 p.m. on June 13 at Burlington College, where he heads the cinema studies department. “We’ve become so dominated by commercial movies, which are there to get the audience to buy popcorn. That keeps our knowledge shallow. We’re exposed to only a small portion of the great film heritage,â€? Snyder notes, adding that he’d like to establish a mechanism to enjoy the art form that encompasses dialogue. “The idea is to promote film culture,â€? he says. “I think there’s a growing interest. People yearn for that collective big-screen experience desperately missing in the age of Netflix.â€? ďż˝ The Vermont International Film Festival is October 10-14, various times, at the Waterfront Theatre and Merrill’s Roxy Cinema. Visit www.vtiff.org for more info. Barry Snyder can be reached at Burlington College at 862-9616.

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THE COST OF GLOBALIZATION Thank you for the recent article on trade and jobs [“Labor Department Links Free Trade to Vermont Job Losses,” May 30]. It reminded us of the human costs of globalization as thousands of Vermont families are suffering from trade-related job losses. It exposed the hype about the purported benefits of international trade by providing facts instead of anecdotes. And it called the governor to account for committing Vermont to “free” trade agreements without any input from the legislature. Commerce Secretary Kevin Dorn’s letter in response criticized Sen. Ginny Lyons, Dan Brush and myself for being “partisan” and for “selectively us[ing] statistics.” But there’s nothing partisan about Vermonters losing their jobs. And while we referred to data from the Vermont Department of Labor, Sec. Dorn referred to a biased report by the U.S. Business Roundtable that used outrageous methodology. It counted jobs related to receiving goods shipped 1:04:05 PM into the U.S. as “trade” jobs. And by the way, the Department of Labor only reported jobs lost to

trade since 2003 (1700). This trend began long before then. And Secretary Dorn is wrong to suggest that the governor has no authority in matters of federal trade agreements. The law allows a governor to opt out of trade provisions regarding state procurement laws. Indeed, only 19 governors signed their states onto CAFTA’s procurement provisions. The governor effectively gave away an important piece of our sovereignty without bothering to consult with the legislature. Trade can be beneficial, but it is certainly not without risk. Many economists are fond of saying that lower prices at WalMart are worth the cost in lost jobs and lower wages. Easy for them to say, we haven’t outsourced their jobs yet. Doug Hoffer BURLINGTON

BEE REALISTIC Regarding Rich Hatfield’s hope [“Letters,” May 16] that the alarming global honeybee dieoff might be resolved locally if farmers create habitat patches for native honeybees: Those patches would still have to overcome the non-organic, genetically manipulated fields all around us creating pollen that did not arise through any evolutionary process, and which is suspected to coat the insides of honeybees, causing them to fall dead as they fly. Would that we had a voice in D.C., who would have insisted on vetting those GMO plants before they could release their pollen into the general ecosystem! Other than Pat Leahy, who for decades has sat on the Senate committee overseeing genetic manipulation, and who has never called a press conference on the issue, let alone a hearing, which could have alerted us to this menace before it began to wipe out honeybees. Craig Hill MONTPELIER

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or a Burlington-based cabdriver, a fare to the outer reaches of an outlying town — Essex, Colchester, Shelburne — is a perfectly decent fare. Except, that is, during the couple of hours around 2 a.m. on weekend nights. These are the precious hours of “last call,� when the crowds pour from the clubs and bars, ready for their cab rides to hotel rooms or homes. The last thing a cabbie wants during the late-night rush hour is a long haul. The money is in maximizing short trips, such as quickie runs up Williston or Shelburne roads, or to the various neighborhoods of Burlington proper. This time of night, some cabbies actually decline the longer runs, but I consider that unethical. Folks need to get home wherever they live — if you’re a taxi driver, that’s your job. So, I wasn’t thrilled when a young couple hailed me at the height of a recent nightly rush, climbed into the back seat and said, “Colchester Point — is that all right?� “Sure thing,� I replied, and headed for the Northern Connector. Luck of the draw, I thought. If you let the inevitable ups and

The couple finally returned to the cab, both of them apologizing profusely. downs of the biz get to you, you’re not cut out for hacking. But as it turned out, I had scored the daily double: a less-than-desirable destination and passengers who hit the seat squabbling. “Courtney, why’d you pull me outta that bar?� the man said. His voice was flat, yet seething with emotion. “A guy’s talking like that, hitting on your girlfriend, he’s gotta expect an ass-kicking.� “Matt, I told you,� Courtney replied. I could tell this was not their first go-round on this particular subject. It was also clear that if the guy believed his actions bespoke some kind of chivalry, his girlfriend was having none of it. “The cops were on their way, for chrissake. I saved your ass.� “Well, I’d rather be in jail now. That guy needed a beating.� Glancing up at the rear-view, I noticed that Courtney was a looker: long, corn-silk blonde hair setting off a beautiful face, and a body to match. Among the twentysomething bar-hoppers, she would be deemed “hot.� I could imagine guys constantly making passes at her, at least when her boyfriend was not at her side. “Look, Matt,� she said, with a bored irritation that signaled her final statement on the matter, “girls hassle me all the friggin’ time when we’re out together. They all want to get with you. Do you see me getting into fights? Do ya?� A brooding silence ensued, which I much preferred to the verbal sparring. As

we took the left onto Porters Point Road, Courtney said to me, “You take plastic,

right?â€? “No, I don’t, sorry. Do we need to stop at the ATM?â€? “Yeah, could you pull into this Merchants?â€? I swung in, put the car in park, and !"#$ waited . . . as Courtney took quite a bit of time in the ATM cubicle. I turned to Matt and said, “Why don’t you see if you can 2x5-Isabean050907.indd 1 5/7/07 9:36:47 AM help her out with the machine?â€? Matt sneered at me. “Yeah, right. So you can just take off and leave us here stranded? No way, man.â€? “What the hell are you talking about?â€? I retorted. “What kind of logic is that? Why would I abandon you without getting my money? That makes no sense whatsoever.â€? “Hey, I’m from Manhattan, man, so I take cabs all the time. You think we don’t have the money, so you just want to get out of here.â€? “Well,â€? I said, “this ain’t Manhattan. And furthermore, you’re two middle-class kids and your girlfriend’s a local, so I know I’m gonna get the money eventually. Plus, I’m not going to leave you out here five miles from her place. C’mon.â€? “Sorry, man,â€? he said. “I’m just used to the big-city vibe. I’ll go in to help her.â€? “By the way,â€? I added gratuitously, “in the situation with that jerk and your girl6/7/07 1:58:30 PM friend, the more powerful action is to walk 2x3.5-KisstheCook061307.indd 1 „ Northern Vermont’s Professional Actors’ Equity Theater Company Celebrating 60 Years! away.â€? “Yeah,â€? he said, stepping out of the cab, “I guess I knew that.â€? Five more minutes passed. I resigned myself to the fact that tonight’s bar rush was now officially a bust. The couple finally returned to the cab, both of them apologizing profusely. Something was amiss with her card, or the machine — they couldn’t quite sort it out. “Just leave us here, man,â€? Matt said. “We’ll walk. We can’t ask you to drive us any further. We feel terrible.â€? “No, I’ll drive you home. Is it your house, Courtney? You got a checkbook there?â€? “No, we’re staying at my aunt’s while she’s out of town.â€? “Well, if I give you my address, will you promise to mail me a check this week?â€? “Yes, absolutely. I feel, like, so bad.â€? “Yeah, I got that, but I’ll tell you — I never end up getting the check when this happens. So, this is all about your integrity. You got what I’m saying?â€? “Oh, you’ll get the check. I swear.â€? A couple of weeks have passed, and — surprise — there’s been no check in the mail. But I know that, in the moment, Courtney really meant to do the right thing. It’s just a case of poor followthrough. It always is. ďż˝

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up against the walls Burlington’s outdoor art galleries attract viewers, gardeners . . . and sometimes taggers story: Sam Ankerson

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early 10 years ago, someone painted an image of a gardener planting hearts on a crumbling brick wall at the corner of North Street and Elmwood Avenue in Burlington’s Old North End. “Planting Peace,” as the mural’s creator, Carol Usher, titled it, became a neighborhood landmark. It inspired community-gardening projects and drew attention away from a nearby cluster of scrawled graffiti. A photograph of the mural even landed on the cover of a book — Vermonter Ron Krupp’s The Woodchuck’s Guide to Gardening (Whetstone Books, 2001). Recalls Doug Hoffman, longtime pastor of the Jubilee Church and now the Kids A.L.I.V.E children’s church on Elmwood: “It was really a point of contact in the neighborhood; the kids loved it . . . it was a beautiful thing.” But murals have uncertain lives. Early last month, “Planting Peace” vanished when the brick wall and adjacent building were demolished for safety reasons. When it came down, a project manager at the site surveyed the rubble and concluded, “Well, you can call it one thing; I call it graffiti.” So what’s the difference between murals and graffiti? It depends on whom you ask, but permission to paint — or lack thereof — is the bottom line. (See accompanying article, “Talkin’ Tags,” on page 36A.) Stylistic characteristics shape impressions, as well: Most graffiti comes in the form of spray-painted names, or tags — such as those discovered recently atop the brand-new Courtyard Marriott hotel on Battery Street. Most murals are figurative, even

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narrative. They’re the ones Burlington’s Graffiti Removal Team (GRT) doesn’t try to erase. Around downtown Burlington, you can find plenty of examples of both art forms — good and bad — and the two often clash. Angie Spong is the director of the GRT at Burlington’s Center for Communities and Neighborhoods (C-CAN). One of the team’s strategies for combating graffiti, she explains, is organizing community members, former taggers and local nonprofits to create murals at chronically spray-painted sites. “By creating an atmosphere that shows the place is cared for,” Spong says, “I hope that can sometimes cause taggers to think twice.” On May 17, the GRT installed a series of 11 small murals on a fence at the corner of North Union and North streets. Kids and adults from the Boys & Girls Club, the King Street Youth Center and the Howard Center were among the contributors. Coated in a spraypaint-resistant finish, the murals bear messages that are meant to give observers pause, such as a Martin Luther King, Jr. quote: “Life’s most persistent question is: ‘What are you doing for others?’” Historically, of course, murals have had many inspirations besides keeping graffiti at bay. The form can be traced back to the first cave paintings, which are about 30,000 years old. The tradition includes some of the world’s most renowned and beloved art works — think Michelangelo’s Sistine Chapel — and has often been used to broadcast appeals for political or social activism. Mexican muralism, a bona fide school of art, is defined

by the style in which artists such as Diego Rivera and José Clemente Orozco painted leftist political themes in the 1920s and ’30s. (Orozco’s monumental, 24-panel mural, entitled “The Epic of American Civilization,” is installed at Dartmouth College.) In the 1980s, artist Keith Haring married social activism to urban, streetsmart style. The graffiti-writer-turned-superstar-painter made famous the “Crack is Wack” anti-drug message through one of several murals he painted — with permission — in New York City. Though they’re generally less dramatic, Burlington’s murals reflect all sorts of raisons d’être: civic collaborations, activist messages, historical narratives, jokes, constructive outlets for former taggers, weirdness and just plain artistic expression. Underlying them all is a basic impulse to engage the community through art. Burlington artist Gina Carrera, a volunteer with the GRT, has been painting murals since the early 1990s. “Why do I do it?” she muses. “Because we’re so saturated with information — I try to make it so people can get away, take a breath for a second.” What follows is a “get-away” guide to many of the city’s murals. All are in walking distance of downtown Burlington. Caveat: The list is long, but not comprehensive; chances are you’ll discover dozens more murals along the way. Burlington’s Graffiti Removal Team has tips for preventing and removing tags at www.ci. burlington.vt.us/city/graffiti_intro.html

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Main Street near University Heights (1) Created in the late 1980s, the mural outside the Living/Learning Center at the University of Vermont is probably Burlington’s oldest surviving outdoor painting. According to center director Pat Brown, a student organization commissioned a Central American artist to help raise awareness about injustice in El Salvador. The 48-foot-long piece unfolds themes of education, religion, agriculture and oppression. In its center, a determined-looking group of people march, holding a banner that reads “Solidarity for Peace in El Salvador.” This is one of the city’s most overtly political murals, bringing it closest to the tradition of communicating activist messages. Its bright colors and thick black outlines reinforce the overall theme of strength. Two collaborative pieces made by members of the UVM community flank the El Salvador mural. One is a fervent ode to environmentalism, featuring a dream-like natural vista overlaid with poems, lyric fragments and imperatives (“Bliss Out!”). The other is a response to 9/11, painted between October 5 and November 15, 2001, and dedicated: In loving memory of those affected by war. This mural is densely packed with small images and text conveying hope, grief and calls for peace.

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Corner of Pine and Locust Streets (2) For the South End Art Hop in 2005, Burlington artist “Airbrush Ron” Hernandez painted the Buddha — or rather, giant Buddha face — on a small building belonging to the Burlington Electric Department. The best way to approach it is head on, walking west on Locust Street toward Pine — the Buddha’s sky-blue, rather bored-looking eyes will gaze right at you. Two adjacent sides of the building are painted with giant waves of flowers and water. Hernandez calls them “tsunamis of peace.” Peaceful as it may appear, the mural originally brought a flood of criticism, followed by censorship. When Hernandez first painted it, the waves were crashing down on weapons. Some citizens complained to BED that the mural’s message was “too antiwar,” eventually prompting Hernandez to paint over the offending images. Objections subsided, but now graffiti tags are a recurring problem. Hernandez, who has painted several murals in Burlington and elsewhere in Vermont, is trying to organize a project to encourage taggers to redirect their energies into making murals. “I think that murals are an inspiration to do something better,” he suggests.

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157 South Champlain Street (between King and Main) (3) Painted on the south side of an abandoned building, this mural depicts elements of destruction, healing and growth in nature. From the left, a large fire encroaches on evergreens, wildflowers and palm trees. On the right, aloe plants counterbalance the fire. The painting’s strong greens and yellows are visible half a block away. Noah Krowther, owner of a Volkswagen repair shop next door, painted this mural in fall 2006 with three helpers and the guidance of Frank Gonzalez. An artist and intermittent Burlington resident, Gonzalez has a resume that includes several murals he painted in Mexico City in the 1970s. “He really got us in gear to do it,” says Krowther. “He pushed and pushed, and helped us with materials.” Though Krowther considers the mural unfinished, he enjoys it and the positive feedback he’s received. “It kind of spices up the old building,” he says.

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King Street Ferry Dock (4) Downtown Burlington’s largest mural — more than 150 feet long and two stories high — appears at the bottom of King Street on the west side of the Burlington Shipyard Building. Painted in 1995 by artist Gina Carrera, it depicts a scene of Burlington Harbor circa 1900. “I wanted to express the heavy logging industry at that time,” Carrera says. “I was looking at a lot of historic photographs and decided I wanted to create something special as a gateway for people getting off the ferry.” She approached the Lake Champlain Transportation Company, whose representatives liked the idea and provided her with paint and scaffolding for the job. Carrera says she completed it in just 47 hours. The viewpoint is from the middle of the lake and includes the old Burlington Yacht Club (now the Burlington Boathouse) and three steamboats, with the city in the background. The mural sustained significant damage during the 1998 ice storm, but what remains is an enticing rendering of the city’s past. Carrera notes that, at one point in the mid-1990s, she had nine murals around Burlington. Most have been painted over; her only other intact piece is “The Rainforest” (see below) on Church Street.

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Smiling bikers, joggers, kayakers and skateboarders zip around — along with the now-defunct Champlain Flyer commuter train. Spencer wanted to get his message across with a mural, but his aesthetic motivation was strong as well: “There’s a lot of gray and asphalt around here,” he says. “It’s good to have a little color!” Hodges has a second waterfront mural at Perkins Pier, at the bottom of Maple Street. Overlooking a small playground is a lake-and-mountain scene with dramatic swirls of bright reds and greens; large white birds fill the sky. Painted in 2004, the mural is signed by Hodges and Maja Freeman.

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Union Station, 1 Main Street (5) Another historical mural, this one tracing the evolution of the Burlington waterfront, lines a long wall inside Union Station on the lower level. Melinda Moulton of Main Street Landing Co., which developed Union Station, commissioned the ninepanel painting 10 years ago. She selected the images from a group that had been used in a slide show about Burlington history and asked artist Nancy Barnett to reproduce them. The sepia-and-brown paintings illustrate nearly 400 years of history, from Champlain’s arrival, to logging and railroads, to the height of the steamboat era. The images also depict the waterfront’s industrial decline during the mid-20th century and subsequent rebirth as a vibrant community space and event site. The final panel could be a combination of the Discover Jazz and Chew-Chew festivals.

Another of Melinda Moulton’s mural commissions appears on the third floor of 60 Lake Street, a.k.a. Lake & College. “Airbrush Ron” Hernandez (of Buddha fame) painted the ceiling with a 360-degree vista of the Lake Champlain valley. For best results, a viewer should stand, or maybe lie, directly beneath the center. Hernandez has assigned a season to

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each direction: To the south is autumn in peak foliage, west in the Adirondacks it is winter, the northern islands are enjoying spring, and summer reigns in Burlington and the Green Mountains. Rising over all, a night sky extends to four skylights. The beautifully painted mural elicits “lots of woweezowees” from visitors, according to Moulton. It’s also a favorite of Hernandez, who has been airbrushing in Vermont since the early 1970s.

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Shop owner John Van Hazinga says he’s featured about 20 artists on Ridin’ High so far — he tries to rotate in a new crop of murals each year. This skater-curator approach has produced a gallery of sorts for pieces that are pointedly different from the more typical community- and environmentthemed murals in Burlington.

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1 Steele Street, on the Bike Path (6) A tall, skinny mural — about 15 feet high and 2 feet wide — is stationed just outside the Wing Building and the headquarters of sustainable transportation advocates Local Motion. Artist and former Burlington resident Kate Hodges painted the piece in 2001 at the request of Local Motion founder Chapin Spencer. Energetic colors and brushwork complement the mural’s subject: car-free transportation.

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On the east wall of The Dough Boy Coffee Shop, in the shadow of the Cathedral of Immaculate Conception, resides “Eggman Comes to America.” This unusual creation comes from Burlington artist Tony Shull, who says he’s been painting murals around town for nearly 40 years. Humor is in short supply on many Queen City murals, but there’s a touch of tongue-in-cheek ’tude here. Shull’s Eggman — a large egg with arms, legs and a smiling face — has just crossed a body of water and is stepping ashore carrying a large American flag. The rest of the approximately 50-foot-long mural is dominated by nine large trees, each embraced by one or two people. Why so many tree-huggers? “Oh, I just thought it would be funny,” says the artist. “I thought it would be perfect for a place like Burlington.” Shull says he conceived the idea of Eggman after 9/11. “Everyone had flags everywhere,” he recalls. “I said, ‘OK, I’m going to have the Eggman holding a big American flag.’”

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Shull’s revised the Eggman mural a few times since 2001, and calls it “a work in progress.” As of this writing, he was waiting for the rain to stop so he could do some more painting.

8 North Winooski Avenue (near the corner of Pearl) (10) A crow in sunglasses playing an upright bass runs up the front of the Radio Bean coffee house, to the left of the entrance. Approximately 2 feet wide by 12 feet tall, this gem

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With a high-profile location in the alley between Maplehurst Florist and Banana Republic, Gina Carrera’s “The Rainforest” may well be the most frequently viewed mural in Burlington. A long, sprawling jungle scene features groups of animals — cheetahs, lions, pandas and a few exotic Holsteins, to name a few. When Carrera painted “The Rainforest” in 1992, her aim was to make it particularly relevant to children by demonstrating that animals also have families. In addition to the mural’s title, she painted in the names of local businesses that donated materials or money toward its completion. The city is currently floating proposals to enhance the appearance of this alley, which is a gateway to Church Street from the parking garage. The eventual overhaul could include painting or bricking over Carrera’s work.

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75 South Winooski Avenue (between Bank and Cherry) (12) The murals on the walls behind Handy’s Texaco are the work of four young artists who approached owner Charlie Handy in 2006 for permission. They consist mostly of sophisticated, spray-painted tags, but include a well-painted celestial scene. The murals are dedicated to Handy’s father Salamin, who died in 1997. Handy says he’s happy to support mural painting if it

13 Center Street (14) The south-facing wall of the building that houses the Daily Planet and Rapunzel Salon overflows with a restaurant fantasia — giddy diners float among fish, burgers, roast turkeys performing calisthenics, a waitress in hot pink heels and,

was painted by Burlington artist Michael Tonn in 2005. The idea for the mural came from Lee Anderson, the shop’s owner, who was inspired by public artworks he saw during a visit to Amsterdam. Anderson approached Tonn and asked for a “hip-looking bird.” He adds, “I’ve always connected with crows. The crow often plays the role of prankster in mythology . . . undermining authority, but in a constructive way.” Anderson notes that he’s asked Tonn to paint a second mural next to the entrance — a crow playing the saxophone — and expects it will be completed this summer.

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Center Street (across from The Daily Planet) (13) Artists have painted at least half a dozen murals on the back wall of the Mobil station across from the Daily Planet Restaurant. Since 2002, though, it’s been home to “Flight, Freedom, and Dreams.” The 13-by-65-foot work was a collaboration between VSA Arts of Vermont and other nonprofits that aimed to discourage graffiti through public-art projects and to offer creative opportunities to adults with developmental disabilities. Kate Hodges led this project — her signature swirling colors and soaring birds dominate the mural. More than 40 people joined Hodges in the effort; their contributions are found mostly in smaller details at eye level.

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156 Church Street (corner of Church and Main) (15) From the top of a wall at 156 Church, which houses Smokejacks restaurant, a pair of mysterious, almost identical blue faces stare blankly. They merge with the profile of a third face, gazing toward the lake. The trio of faces dominates a jumble of spray-painted forms and elaborate tags that would be right at home in the New York City subway. Observers get the best view of this wall from the third floor of the Firehouse Gallery across the street. “I love those faces,” says gallery curator Ruth Erickson. “People comment >> 32A

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Shull explains: “A few years ago in that space I painted a doctor holding a Pepsi. Then on Green-Up Day they painted over it. So I painted the doctor again, and on the next Green-Up Day they painted over it again. So I said, OK, I’ll paint the Virgin Mary. Let’s see if they paint over that.� So far, so good. While Shull was painting Mary, he says, a couple watched. They left and soon returned with paints to contribute a variation on his subject. The three painted ladies in a row bear an eerie, mysterious aura befitting a dark alley.

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on [the mural] a lot. They say, ‘Ooh . . . cool graffiti.’� So, is it a mural or graffiti? “I guess it’s a fine line,� observes Erickson. According to building owner Larry Bohen, the work was painted “about four or five years ago,� in part to discourage the significant tagging the high-profile wall had attracted. Burlington City Arts approached Bohen with the idea, and the mural was eventually painted by a small group of artists with connections to Burlington design firm Jager Di Paola Kemp.

Four large murals blanket the outside of a utility-and-publicrestroom building in the middle of Roosevelt Park in the Old North End. The most prominent, called “Hands Are Not for Hitting,� was spearheaded by artist Jeannie Waltz in 1995 and named after an anti-violence campaign organized by area nonprofits, including Women Helping Battered Women, the Women’s Rape Crisis Center and VSA Arts of Vermont.

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Alley off Main Street, between Nectar’s and Esox (16) Three small murals painted with acrylic appear on the external wall of Esox. Each was painted in 2006 by different people, though the consistency among them suggests otherwise. On the right is a portrait of the Virgin Mary painted by Tony Shull (see “Eggman Comes to America�). Was he trying to say something by painting Mary on a bar? It was more of a tactical decision,

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The design depicts two hands joined in front of a large, rainbow-colored heart. Most striking about this mural: some 700 dipped-in-paint handprints applied by community members after they signed a pact against violence. Burlington’s most abstract mural fills a second wall on the building: The loose assemblage of simple shapes with rounded edges evokes an incomplete jigsaw puzzle. Burlington and Louisiana artist Clark Derbes painted it in 2003 at the request of the city’s anti-graffiti team, with the help of several volunteers. The design is distinctive, but Derbes’ motivation was mostly logistical: “I just wanted to do something flat-shaped that the community could execute easily,� he explains. Derbes painted this mural around the same time he was covering several downtown electrical and traffic-control boxes

with similarly colorful shapes. These box paintings were endorsed by the Department of Public Works and generally well received by the community as an improvement over gray metal, but they didn’t last long. Burlington City Arts recycled Derbes’ idea earlier this spring with a request-for-proposals to paint four boxes in the downtown area. A third wall of the Roosevelt Park building features a slightly fantastical Lake Champlain vista combining Champ and palm trees. The fourth mural sets 15 silhouettes of adults and children at play against a brightly colored background. C-CAN’s Angie Spong says tagging is “relentlessâ€? at Roosevelt, but the GRT and other community members are doing what they can to make it less prominent. Kids and staff from the nearby Boys & Girls Club of Burlington recently painted over tags — a visit in mid-May found the murals nearly graffiti-free. “Who knows? If those murals weren’t there, it could be worse,â€? Spong says. “It’s much better than blank walls with tags.â€? ďż˝

So you want to be a mural artist . . . Step one? Ask permission. If you want to paint on a privately owned building, contact the owner with your idea, and don’t be discouraged by rejections — it comes with the territory. “I’m amazed people are so afraid,� says Tony Shull. “Ninety-five percent of the time they don’t want it. I tell them: ‘It’s only paint.’� If a building owner likes the idea, however, he or she will often help by providing paint and other materials. If city property tempts you, first check the Burlington City Arts website — www.burlingtoncityarts.com — or call Sara Katz, director of BCA’s Art in Public Places program, at 865-5356.

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AN 8-FOOT-HIGH GRAFFITI PIECE UNDER A BURLINGTON-AREA OVERPASS, SIGNED “RESKER” AND “KAES.”

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Talkin’ Tags An (ex)graffiti artist goes public

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MIKE IVES For more information about Kriya Studio’s July 28 Graffiti Art Contest, contact Julia Roth at kriya studio@gmail.com. Private individuals or businesses interested in sponsoring murals, coaching artists, donating paint, or just talking about public-art alternatives can contact C-CAN at 865-7548.

ompared with other small American cities, Burlington has a reputation for being hip and artsy. But when it comes to public perceptions of graffiti, that hiphop-inflected, spray-paint-intensive artistic subculture — fuhgeddaboudit. At least, that’s the word from a former “tagger.” He reports that average Burling tonians don’t have a clue about all the graffiti in their midst — where it’s done and who’s doing it, let alone what those bubble letters mean. Then again, he doesn’t really want them to find out. By anyone’s measure, graffiti is a touchy subject in the Queen City. While it’s hard to take the pulse of an art movement that thrives on anonymity and marginality, a Burlington Police Department official suggests graffiti has become an “increasingly burdensome problem,” especially in the last two years. In fact, BPD has begun customizing its reporting procedures to better document graffiti incidents. A short walk around downtown seems to justify BPD’s policy change: New “tags,” or hastily spray-painted letters, pop up on a weekly basis on both public and private property, almost always without the consent of city or landowners. Just this month, Burlington’s City Council passed a new “anti-tagging” ordinance that will raise the penalty for illegal spraying from the standard $50 to as much as $500. Who’s responsible for this anarchocornucopia of color? Why do taggers get such a thrill from being a collective pain in the ass? And what’s the place, if any, of graffiti in a progressive, aesthetically aware city? Just before midnight on a recent Friday, a former “writer” — he prefers that moniker to “tagger” — bikes over to the Seven Days office near the Burlington waterfront. It’s the first really humid night of the year. Swollen clouds hang over Lake Champlain, and sounds from downtown nightclubs drift down the hill. Joe (not his real name), who is in his early twenties, has agreed to meet a reporter on the condition that his personal info remain confidential. Once inside, he seats himself under a bank of fluorescent lights, as if for an interrogation. Between the sticky weather and Joe’s skittishness, the interview could almost pass for a scene from “Miami Vice.” Since it first appeared en masse on

New York City subway cars in the 1970s, graffiti has been recognized as an underground expression of anti-authoritarian, class and creative angst. According to Joe, who claims to associate with 10 to 15 writers and have an “ear to the streets,” Burlington’s graffiti scene fits that profile, more or less. For example, he says that while local writers don’t travel in aggressive gangs, they do spray in the company of artistic “crews,” or social support networks. And, while he maintains it’s difficult to generalize about the type of person who gravitates to the art form, Joe admits the writers he knows share a desire to — ahem — stick it to the man. He sprinkles his commentary with snide allusions to “rich people” and “Jersey college kids.” Still, says Joe, writers aren’t out there just to feed an anti-authority complex or combat urban gentrification. “All the [writers] I know are interested in art as a whole and do all sorts of different things,” he avers. “Most have a history of canvas painting.” Joe himself cites such varied personal influences as Salvador Dalí, children’s drawings and tattoo art. Sounds like writing on walls could fit right into the local art scene. There’s a catch, though: Joe insists the writers he’s referring to aren’t the ones pissing off city officials. As he describes it, Burlington’s graffiti gurus adhere to an artistic hierarchy in which seasoned writers look down on callous upstarts. It’s the new generation of renegade high schoolers, he contends, that’s been causing all the uproar. Joe himself, who has lived in Vermont “off and on” his whole life, subscribes to what he calls an “unwritten rule.” It prohibits spraying on both private property and existing art — including murals. To hear him complain about the recent upsurge in so-called inferior tags, you’d think he was one of the very “Jersey college kids” he likes to dis. “When I see drunken, ugly messes for, like, three blocks,” Joe gripes, “I’m like, ‘What was this kid thinking?’” To accentuate his point, he removes a CD from his bag and pops it into a laptop. A series of 33 colorful, stylistically diverse spray-paint creations graces the screen. Joe is careful to point out that he didn’t make any of them; he says he merely documents others’ work. Most of these pieces have been sprayed under bridges or overpasses, others on

www.sevendaysvt.com View photos of Burlington graffiti with narration by Mike Ives. What do you think of the graffiti in Burlington? Vote in our online poll. freight trains — semi-remote sites, far from the public’s daily grind. Of all the pieces in this catalogue, Joe is especially drawn to an 8-foot duet job sprayed on the underside of a Burlington-area overpass. It features a parade of angular lettering. “If you haven’t seen a lot of [graffiti],” he cautions, “it’s hard to understand.” A short tutorial reveals that the bubbles are actually the artists’ code names: “RESKER,” scrawled in pink and blue; and “KAES,” in bright yellow. Despite its expansive energy, the piece — which Joe estimates took between two and four hours to create — displays a surprising degree of creative economy. “This has a lot of detail to it, but it’s painted really well,” Joe says. “All the letters are, like, really crispy. This person obviously knows how to use a can of spray paint.”

decries the recent tagging epidemic as shameless vandalism, he also admits graffiti is “a rebellious thing by nature” that will never please “40-year-old soccer moms.” True to that spirit, one of his photos immortalizes a tag that was sprayed atop the Chittenden Emergency Food Shelf on North Winooski Avenue. The tag’s neon-green bubble letters read, “KAESR” — apparently a variation on the “KAES” signature. Joe guesses it probably took 20 or 30 minutes to create, under cover of night. Then he suggests that publicly sanctioned murals, or “legals,” are just for posers. “Legals aren’t really graffiti,” he scoffs. “Even if there are letters, it’s still a mural.” Joe’s attitude wouldn’t please the city residents who put considerable time and resources — an estimated $50,000 in 2006 — into cleaning up unwanted graffiti. Since tagging can be done so quickly

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When Joe gives a run-down of how the painting process works, you’d think he was describing a Vermeer. The first step, he says, is outlining a “basic skeleton” of your letter shapes. Then, decorate the “fill” and add “shine” — slivers of white paint that give letters a “plasticky” look — before laying down the “drop,” or shadow. Finally, add an outline to make the letters stand out. No wonder he’s riding such a high horse when it comes to the recent tagging controversy. “The people I’m talking about aren’t the ones out fucking up our town,” Joe stresses. “I mean, they are, to a certain extent — but they’re not the reason why our town is so ugly right now. I’ll put it that way.” This former writer’s ambivalence expresses itself in an artistic doublespeak that could be emblematic of the Burlington graffiti scene. While Joe

and on such an epic scale, any successful effort to curb it will probably have to win the approval of the culture jammers themselves. That hasn’t happened so far. Case in point: Last year, three city-sanctioned panels painted by former taggers at the corner of North and North Union streets, in Burlington’s Old North End, were vandalized by taggers. According to Angie Spong, an AmeriCorps-VISTA worker at Burlington’s Center for Community and Neighborhoods (C-CAN), BPD processed 32 graffiti violations in 2005 and 2006. Thirty of the sprayers, she says, were over 18 — a number that suggests the problem isn’t just a teenage fad, as Joe claims. A BPD official confirms that general trend. Of last year’s violators, Spong notes, four participated in C-CAN’s Restorative Justice Program. Four new

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offenders have already entered the program in 2007. But Spong sees some light at the end of the overpass tunnel. Since August, the 26year-old AmeriCorps worker has been trying to find ways to beautify the city without alienating its underground “offenders.” Spong’s organization, a division of Burlington’s Community and Economic Development Office (CEDO), played a major role in drafting the recent anti-tagging ordinance. But its mission isn’t just punitive: In May, C-CAN helped erect 12 new graffiti panels at the corner of North Street and North Union, a third of them sponsored by its Restorative Justice program. A local art studio is also doing its part to help nurture B-town’s graffiti scene. Julia Roth is co-founder and director of Kriya Art Studio, which she describes as an affordable “art networking” and “creative” space. She’s promoting a graffiti art contest at her Old North End quarters on July 28, when interested artists will have the opportunity to paint on a blank wall in the studio parking lot. Winners will earn the privilege of painting on another, as-yet-unannounced wall, which will eventually become a rotating exhibition template for local talent. Roth, 27, says she wants to see more emphasis placed on the “artistic side” of graffiti. For instance, she thinks the city could do more to promote painting on sites such as

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While Joe decries the recent tagging epidemic as shameless vandalism, he also admits graffiti is “a rebellious thing by nature” that will never please “40-year-old soccer moms.” electrical boxes. “There are things like that all over the place,” she notes. “Why not paint them? Why not make them pretty?” Meanwhile, Spong continues to walk the line between aesthetic appreciation and public duty. She appreciates the controversial art form — when it doesn’t break any laws. “I think a lot of graffiti art is really awesome,” says Spong. “However, when it’s just a dirty word across the side of some old lady’s house? That’s tagging, and that’s very, very different. I think that’s really offensive and unnecessary, and I think people who do that should have to pay the consequences for it.” What does Joe the ex-tagger think of the various efforts to revitalize Burlington’s public spaces? “I think that’s cool, definitely. It’d be cool to have more murals around, of all sorts,” he reflects, adding that he thinks the new fines will probably help deter tagging. He also wishes more private businesses would help out by offering sites for painting. But in the end, Joe cautions, many writers will paint wherever they want, no matter what the stakes. Graffiti “would happen anyway; you’re not going to be able to stop it,” he claims. “I think part of the reason that people do it is because of the risk of getting arrested. They’re doing something illegal, and they’re beating the system.” If Spong is an uncommonly open-hearted official, then Joe ranks as one of the most civic-minded ruffians in the pantheon of subcultural revolt. As he collects his belongings in the Seven Days office, he puts one final, oddly considerate touch on the portrait of a complicated situation. “I like graffiti, but I don’t really like what our town looks like right now,” he observes. “I think it’s a problem, and I wish there was some way we could steer the younger generation in a better direction.” � 3x10-FAHC032107.indd 1

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rator. In “Deer Population at Night,” when Ackerson-Kiely asks,“Who among us will take on their lean peril, / who has a face that is running away, / a soft hock to be engaged, please // leave me alone with my fear,” the question is rhetorical — punctuated not with a question mark but a period. The narrator implies that she herself will take on their “lean peril” and sends a warning cry to deer everywhere: Scatter. With these hunted or road-struck deer, the poems hint darkly at partially submerged acts of violence, often sexual. In one poem, entitled “Brother,” AckersonKiely writes, “Someone in distress. Someone / yelling get him off me. // You might never get him off you.” In the next poem, “Deer Population at Night,” she describes the animals by the road as “bro. ken” and quickly defines the term as “brother, to know.” Because of the previous poem, we’re tempted to read that Scottish word for “know” as in the “Biblical sense.” The menace of potential violence is never far from the surface of these poems,

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but that is hardly their only emotional register. Ackerson-Kiely can be playful, wistful and melodic: “One by one mason jars are filled; / my beet-struck heart vinegared,” she writes in “A Moment as Roscoe Holcomb,” in tribute to the old-time banjo player. Likewise, in “An Old Recording,” rustling newspapers are “like I love you whispered / over and over until / the awkward place which is neither / the ear or the throat itches terribly / and cannot be found with a finger.” The unscratchable itch lives, like many of the objects of desire Ackerson-Kiely summons, somewhere between the imagination and the viscera. To say that her poetic subject is inwardness would be understatement; to call it confessional would miss the point. It follows a trajectory from the personal to the private, the private to the hidden, the hidden to the unsayable. In No One’s Land is a personal archaeology of loss, one inscribed in the flesh like faded bruises and improperly set bones. Ackerson-Kiely’s high lonesome verses pose unformable questions and answer them in the only way possible: crab-wise and tentatively. � 3x8-NEFCU060607.indd 1

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T EXHIBIT “Strata & Transmutations,” new encaustic paintings and manipulated prints by Linda E. Jones. 215 College Street Artists’ Cooperative Gallery, Burlington. Through June 17.

ARTWORK “Rocks, Stitches & Rock Ring” by Linda E. Jones

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he “Isenheim Altarpiece” of 1515, by German master Matthias Grünewald, was commissioned by monks of the Antonite monastery hospital at Isenheim in Alsace, a sort of Renaissance Mayo Clinic for the dreaded skin disease called Saint Anthony’s Fire. The work’s purpose was to remind patients that Christ, too, had suffered. Its central interior section, one of nine unfolding hinged panels, is a grisly portrayal of the scourged Christ’s agonizing crucifixion. Some similar motive may have inspired “Strata & Transmutations,” Linda Jones’ new exhibit at 215 College Street Artists’ Cooperative Gallery in Burlington. In this new collection of mixed-media works on paper, she unflinchingly incorporates injury into her aesthetic. That strange emphasis, combined with her restless search for new technical challenges, ensures a dynamic show and demonstrates why Jones has been one of Vermont’s leading artists through the last three decades. A slice of Grünewald’s savior’s torn and punctured flesh seems to have been passed down to the Burlington painter. Her 47-by-35-inch Iris print “Torso with Twigs” is a bloodied abstraction that’s among Jones’ toughest images. “Torso with Twigs” blends digital pictures of a wounded Caucasian midsection to create a vision of palpable pain. The skin appears to be punctured by wires and sutures, reminiscent of the thorns and slivers rendered by Grünewald. Jones saturates her paper with encaustic medium to

make it especially translucent. That application also compounds the richness of Iris print’s ink-jet printing, as the ink appears to float on the surface rather than soak into the paper. References to medical trauma are everywhere in the show, although not all are as harsh as “Torso with Twigs.” “Ribs on Rock” contains strata of mixed-media painting applied on an Iris print. It’s also a layered narrative. The 17-by-23-inch rock form, superimposed on a chest X-ray, employs an ovoid shape that Jones introduced to her work in 1988. In a brief statement posted with the exhibition, she describes it as becoming “an integral part of my iconographic language ever since.” Patches of rusty red encaustic drip over the paper, and a white line tracing the sternum from an upside-down perspective meanders over the X-ray. In “Rocks, Stitches & Rock Ring,” the bulky mass of a pale beige stone, dappled with greenish gray, contrasts with sinewy red lines, which seem stitched into and over the stone. Lines and shapes also subtly slide free of the rectangle, imparting a sense of organic movement. The digital print is further enlivened with swaths of encaustic and mixed media. An interesting technical subtext to the show is Jones’ evolution from the painterly surfaces of monoprints and canvasses to more transparent, illusionistic Iris surfaces — sometimes purely digital and sometimes mixed with spontaneous painterly statements.

“Tidal Tummy with Skate’s Egg” echoes a series exhibited at 215 College Street last year, based on Atlantic Ocean tidal life. A crisp, well-defined, fourhorned skate’s egg floats in the foreground of the 54by-44-inch print, as murky layers of indistinct silvery gray — perhaps X-rays altered beyond recognition — recede into the distance. The skate’s egg is described with the same ruddy red-orange encaustic that Jones splashed onto “Ribs on Rock,” but it’s purely a print rather than a mixed-media image. A large installation entitled “Traces of Life” originated with photos Jones took in Scotland of a 3000year-old burial cairn. A circle of stones collaged and printed on Reeves BFK paper transverses three hanging panels of handmade Nepali paper permeated with encaustic wax. The strange outline of an armored knight in repose — taken from a relief carving on a flat slab — is projected through the panels to cast a “Shroud of Turin”-style ghostly image in the circle. The image of the knight’s grave is as peaceful as “Torso with Twigs” may be troubling to some. But Jones’ art is about more than twigs, stones and broken bones. X-rays and translucent papers are metaphors for the act of revealing cloudy enigmas. Like a multi-panel altarpiece, “Strata & Transmutations” is a mysterious narrative, turning on the transience of earthly affliction. Viewers may read into that story yet another layer of meaning, drawn from their own perceptions. m

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CALL TO ARTISTS TWO RIVERS PRINTMAKING STUDIO invites artists to submit handpulled prints that use the natural environment as subject matter for an upcoming exhibition. Works should be framed; limit three per entry. Deadline: July 9. $10 fee. Info, www.tworiversprintmaking.com. STUDIO PLACE ARTS invites artists to submit works in flamboyant red shades for an upcoming exhibition. All media accepted. Deadline: June 29. Info, www.studioplacearts.com or 479-7069. ART ON MAIN, a nonprofit, cooperative gallery in Bristol, is seeking art and craft submissions for its new location. Jury session Saturday, June 16. Glass, textiles, wood, pottery and other 3D work particularly welcome. Application at www.artonmain.net in Artists' Forms section. More info, contact info@artonmain.net or call 453-4032. TRIBECA CLOTHING AND ACCESSORIES on Church Street is seeking artists to exhibit their works for monthlong shows. Contact Annie at Annie_mcginnis@inbox.com if interested.

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and mixed-media paintings; and "Mogul Treasures," contemporary jewelry in 22k gold from a family that has bejeweled Indian royalty for 150 years. Grannis Gallery, Burlington, 660-2032. Reception June 15, 5-8 p.m. Through June. KAREN BROOK: "Beyond Paper," layered and sculpted paper assemblages. The Back Wall at The ReStore, Montpelier, 229-1930. Reception June 16, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. Through July 7. ROSS HINDMAN: "Perceptions," flora and cloudscape photographs that challenge viewer perceptions. Southern Vermont Arts Center, Manchester, 362-1405. Reception June 16, 2-4 p.m. Through July 17. ‘LIFE IS SHORT, ART IS LONG’: Brookfield art collectors Billi and Bobby Gosh show some of their acquisitions. 2nd Floor, Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 865-7165. Reception June 20, 5 p.m., including a discussion with the Goshes at 6 p.m. At 6:30 p.m., author/philanthropist Michael Mendelsohn presents "Maximizing Estate Planning Strategies for Collectors of Art, Antiques and Collectibles" in the Firehouse Gallery, street level. RSVP for lecture by June 13 by calling 865-7166. Exhibit through July 22. ‘CHOOSING PEACE IN MY COMMUNITY’: Lamoille County youth exhibit visions of peace. Red Mill Gallery, Vermont Studio Center, Johnson, 888-2584. Reception June 20, 6:30-8 p.m. Through June.

TALKS/ EVENTS ‘SUNSETS AT SHELBURNE MUSEUM’: A Youth Sleuths Mystery Night presents "The Case of the Missing Artwork." Shelburne Museum, 9863348. June 14, 5-8 p.m. VERMONT ARTS COUNCIL ANNUAL MEETING AND AWARDS CEREMONY: The state arts organization reviews highlights of the year and honors sculptor Charles Ginnever and Vermont Life Editor Emeritus Tom Slayton for their contributions to the arts. Montpelier, 828-5422. June 15: board meeting, 10 a.m., Capitol Plaza Hotel; membership voting, 1-2 p.m., House Chamber Lobby; annual meeting and awards, 2-4:30 p.m., House Chamber; reception 4:30 p.m., Cedar Creek Room.

ONGOING :: burlington area MAKASI SIRIWAYO: Graffiti and abstract works by the Haiti-born artist. Blue Cat Café, Burlington, 324-0028. Through July 1. ‘MEMBERS ONLY’: Works by 20 members of the Burlington City Arts Photography Studio. Fourth Floor, Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, 865-7165. Through July 20. ‘GRAPHIC HAVOC’: Reese Inman, Megumi Naitoh, Zoe Sheehan Saldana and Sarah Walker capture the idea of "handmade technology" with works in multiple media. Firehouse Gallery,

Burlington, 865-7165. Through July 21. ‘GRIDWORK’: A group show featuring 16 Vermont artists inspired by line. Flynndog, Burlington, 863-2227. Through July 30. ‘DIORAMA-O-RAMA II’: Area artists display their most creative shoebox tableaux. Green Door Studio, Burlington, 316-1124. Through June. SUSAN OSGOOD: Drawings inspired by travels in Egypt. Village Wine & Coffee, Shelburne, 985-8922. Through June 29. ‘ART’S ALIVE’: This annual monthlong gala in Burlington features a juried exhibition at Union Station in multiple media, artworks in store windows on the Church Street Marketplace, and special events and demonstrations. Info, www.artsalivevt.com or 264-4839. Through June. MARY ELLEN MANOCK: Monoprints and monotypes. Burlington Print Studio 250, 865-7166. Through June. ANDY DUBACK, MATTHEW THORSEN & JERRY GRYNIEWICZ: Photographs and digital paintings, respectively. Red Square, Burlington, 8598909. Through June. ‘THE IDENTITY PROJECT’: Photography and oral histories in listening booths express the personal experiences, thoughts and feelings of local homeless youth. Metropolitan Gallery, Burlington City Hall, 865-7166. Through June 29. ‘4T4B’: Photography exploring environments, colors and moments by John Siddle, Kim Stoerker, Leslie Twitchell and Alex Williams. Sanctuary Artsite,

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47 Maple St., Burlington, 864-5884. Through June 29. TRES CRADY: "Finding Beauty in Decay," images of old barns on Burlington's Intervale. Viva Espresso, Burlington, 660-0095. Through June. KATE DONNELLY & ELISE WHITTEMORE HILL: "Seen and Remembered," portraits and landscape paintings, respectively. Fletcher Free Library, Pickering Room, Burlington, 865-7211. Through June. GAIL SALZMAN: Recent paintings. Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery, Shelburne, 985-3848. Through July 3. ‘CRITTERS!’: Two- and three-dimensional depictions of the animal world. Shelburne Art Center, 9853648. Through August 2. PAMELA DUNNING: Non-objective oil paintings, Bar; and JODY STAHLMAN: Oil paintings, Greenhouse; and MICHAEL STRAUSS: New Vermont landscapes and still lifes in oil, Dining Room. Daily Planet, Burlington, 862-9647. Through June.

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‘THIS YEAR’S BEST’: Annual student art show in multiple media. CCV Burlington, 119 Pearl St., 652-2081. Through June 16. ELIZABETH ALLEN: "Color and Light," oil landscape paintings. Emile A. Gruppe Gallery, Jericho, 899-3211. Through July 1. ‘ICONOGRAPHIES’: Paintings by Marc Awodey, Toni-Lee Sangastiano and Frank Woods; fabric work by Jairo Dechtiar and ceramics by Peter Klove. VCAM Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington, 660-4335. Through June. ‘PX (C): ADJACKING’: Pop Art-style works that incorporate logos and other marketing images by Montréal artist Benoit Depelteau, a.k.a. Px (c). Kasini House, Burlington, 2644839. Through June 23. JANE PINCUS: "Tell Me a Story: Paintings from the Past Decade," whimsical paintings and collages from the co-founder of Our Bodies, Ourselves health collective. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 652-4500. Through June. PAUL GRUHLER: "Inner Color Line," acrylic-on-paper paintings; and HAL MAYFORTH: "Archetypical High

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n the catalogue for Rosie Lee Tompkins’ solo exhibit at the Shelburne Museum, a quote from esteemed New York Times art critic Roberta Smith describes her work: “These pictorial powerhouses are like multifaceted jewels spread flat before the eye yet turning in the light, their sparkling shards of color and mutating geometries full of mystery and life.” Abstract paintings? Not quite. Smith is gushing about quilts. And if you think that’s mighty grand art-speak for the homey craft of piecing fabric together . . . you haven’t seen “Something Pertaining to God: The Patchwork Art of Rosie Lee Tompkins.” On view through October 28 in the Shelburne’s “Hat and Fragrance” gallery, Tompkins’ boldly colorful and inventively patterned creations — not just quilts but pillows, wall hangings, chair coverings, book bags and odd articles of clothing — are stunningly original. The visual punch of these items is an artistic K.O. that temporarily renders you speechless. And then, the word most likely to escape your lips is “Wow.” Rosie Lee Tompkins, whose real name was Effie Mae Howard, was an AfricanAmerican “untrained” textile artist from Richmond, California, who passed away last year at the age of 70. Intensely private — hence the pseudonym — she produced her works in obscurity until she was “discovered” by Eli Leon just over 20 years ago. A collector and scholar of African-American quilts, Leon, 71, says it took some doing to persuade Tompkins to sell hers. The first one she was willing to part with, he explains over the phone from his home in Oakland, was her dog’s blanket. Now restored to its original glory and hanging in the Shelburne, the 73-by-112-inch quilt is a dramatic assemblage of black and red squares and triangles. Many of Tompkins’ works feature Christian crosses and her

signature spidery lettering — including her given name, Effie — stitched in yarn. The crosses, and the title of this exhibit, indicate that Tompkins was deeply religious — many of her projects are also embroidered with the numbers of scriptures. But Leon says that, though she was “really into the Bible,” her religion was “very personal. In the last 10 years, I don’t think she went to a

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church. Her quilts had something to do with her spiritual relationship to family members, often dead,” he adds. “For her, making quilts was a form of prayer.” Tompkins once explained her aesthetic gift to Leon this way: “I think it’s because I love them so much, the Lord let me see all these different colors.” Exhibits such as the Shelburne show — whose contents are from Leon’s collection — allow the rest of us to see them, too. Critic Smith suggests that Tompkins’ works are astonishing examples of African-American improvisational quilts. As “Something Pertaining to God” amply illustrates, the style is characterized by idiosyncratic deviations from the “rules” of the art form — as in jazz improv. Patterns may approximate regularity but then veer into sinuous curves or inspired riffs on shape, color and/or texture. Case in point: Tompkins’ quilt titled “Halfsquares Put-together.” Strips of dovegray moiré taffeta border the roughly 78-by-94-inch work on two sides; the vast middle ground is an exuberantly colored and playfully erratic arrangement of not-quite-square solids and prints. In fact, even the “half-squares” — a traditional quilting technique that involves splitting the square diagonally — are rarely equalsized triangles. Not surprisingly, such non-linear reasoning makes for off-kilter quilts. In many of Tompkins’ works, one end — perhaps the starting point? — seems to initiate a more or less regulation rectangle, but by the time the motley arrangement of patches reaches the other end, it has become a sassy geometrical mutation. Just looking at them makes you giddy, as if sharing in the subversive joy of breaking the rules.

But viewers shouldn’t think Tompkins had no regard for order: The very title “Three Sixes” suggests otherwise. That’s the name of a quilt composed of eyepopping yellow, gold and orange squares punctuated by purple and black ones, all of various sizes. The visually arresting work is an op-art masterpiece. But what appears at first to be a random arrangement is in fact structured in blocks: three rows of six squares.

she had,” Leon concedes, “but she did it from a genius perspective.” The Shelburne Museum exhibit is Tompkins’ second solo show. Sadly, she didn’t live to see it. But if she had, the exhibit would look different from the one Leon ultimately compiled. That’s because Tompkins refused to let the public see her real name, which is embroidered in bold stitches on many of the works here: a jumper made of men’s ties,

The visual punch of these items is an artistic K.O. that temporarily renders you speechless. African-American improvisational quilts compose a substratum of folk textile arts that has become highly collectible — just check eBay. Or, more to the point, ask Leon: He’ll be at the Shelburne next week to deliver a talk entitled “Models in the Mind: African Prototypes and American Patchwork.” Leon has placed Tompkins’ pieces in exhibits across the country, including the 2002 Whitney Biennial. He reveals that he sold one of her quilts to the Whitney Museum of American Art for $50,000. “An Oakland museum bought one for 25 thousand,” he adds. “I took half the profit and made sure it got back to Rosie Lee.” Tompkins’ work embodies what Leon and other folk-art scholars claim is a lineage of African traditions — not just a scrappy imitation of European patterns, as others suggest. “The long-skinny strips of cloth is one of the techniques,” he points out. “And she did some shifting of scale — little teeny pieces as well as large ones.” All her patterns “were probably about making do with what

a sweater vest adorned with beads and rhinestones, a toddler-sized pair of denim pants covered with pink lettering, various wall hangings, even a potholder. The exhibit also displays the only photograph Tompkins allowed Leon to use to represent her. It shows a yellow jacket, orange top, purple skirt, orange purse and yellow shoes — the hues of “Three Sixes” — neatly draped over a chair to symbolize the woman who would not pose, but who did, Leon assures, wear this loud outfit. Because Tompkins died while he was preparing the Shelburne exhibition, however, Leon was free to include in the catalogue a rare actual photograph of the artist. The headshot, which he took in 1986, reveals a handsome woman with a sweet, shy smile. It’s the enigmatic face of a divinely inspired artist who once said, when asked about a design on one of her quilts: “I’m thinking of something special when I do that. You know, something pertaining to God.” m

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urban renewal and historic preservation on the two cities, through June 24; and AMBREEN BUTT: "I Need a Hero," an installation by the contemporary artist that responds to a recent human rights case in Pakistan and employs the medium of Indian miniature painting, through June 24. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 656-0750.

:: champlain valley ELLEN SPRING & JOY OXLEY: "Jewel Tones," handpainted and printed silk scarves and garments, and glass jewelry, respectively. Art on

SAMANTHA TALBOT-KELLY: "Card Sparks," a mixed-media mannequin installation in the window of Salaam boutique, Montpelier, 2234300. Through June 16. AXEL STOHLBERG: "Dream Houses, architectural tabletop sculptures of wood and copper. Axel's Gallery and Frame Shop, Waterbury, 244-7801. Through July 1. CHARLOTTE HASTINGS: "Unveiling Memory," a retrospective of works by the Vermont artist; and CULLY RENWICK & GEORGIA LANDAU: "Dreams Now Showing: A Double Feature," paintings and ceramics.

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Gemignani of Lincoln; Rochester, Vermont, artist Caroline Tavelli-Abar; and Peter Anthony Drasutis of Montpelier. A substantial show in Union Station at the foot of Main Street includes pieces by all participants. Pictured: an untitled felt piece by Peter Anthony Drasutis. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 865-7166. Through June. SPRING STREET MURALS: Murals made by residents of Spring Street, Mezzanine Gallery, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 865-7200. Through June. CAROLLE LARUE BOUCHETT & TIM WERNER: Paintings and photographs. The Gallery Corner at Ashley Furniture, Burlington, 425-3374. Through June. ‘MAPPING THE WAY’: Works in multiple media by Janet Van Fleet, Jessica Hatheway, Sandra Mudge, Gillian Klein, June Campbell, Daniel Kuciz, Peter Fried and Paula McCullough. SEABA Offices & Red Concrete Showroom, Burlington, 859-9222. Through June. ‘BURLINGTON AND WINOOSKI 1920-2020: THE EVOLUTION OF OUR BUILT ENVIRONMENT’: An exhibit of historical and contemporary photographs, architectural and engineering drawings, models and film that examines the impact of

Main, Bristol, 453-4032. Through June. ‘THE FARMING IN MONKTON SHOW’: More than 40 juried artists present artworks based on the short stories and poems of Monkton Elementary students about life on the farm. Frog Hollow, Middlebury, 388-3177. Through June. MATTHEW ROSE: "The Whole Truth," collages. Gallery in-the-Field, Brandon, 247-0125. Through July 8. BETHANY FARRELL: "Forms and Figures," recent multimedia and oil paintings. Starry Night Café, Ferrisburgh, 877-6316. Through July. ‘CHINESE BLUE-AND-WHITE PORCELAINS OF THE MING AND QING DYNASTIES’: Originating in the 14th century, this collection includes prized pieces made for the imperial court. Middlebury College Museum of Art, 443-5007. Through December 9.

:: central IVAN MCBETH: Photographs of sacred landscapes. Rhapsody Café, Montpelier, 229-6112. Through July 1.

T.W. Wood Gallery, Montpelier, 8288743. Through July 22. ‘ARTS, CRAFTS & JACKALOPES!’: An exhibit featuring the handiwork and art of Upper Valley women artists: Elizabeth Chasalow, Colleen Frakes, Judith Howland, Sigrid Lium, Marion Settle and Josie Whitmore. Main Street Museum, White River Junction, 356-2776. Through July 8. THE 2007 SELECTIONS SHOW: A group exhibit featuring works by the winners of the 2006 Local Artists Show: Dick Ellsworth, Gene Parent, Kathrena Ravenhorst-Adams, Sandy Cooch, Tamara Wright and Don LaHue. Chandler Gallery, Randolph, outreach@chandlerarts.org. Through July 15. NICOLE DIDOMENICO: "Children of Pommern, Tanzania," photographs from the rural East African village by the director of Volunteer Services at Norwich University. Vermont Chocolatiers, Northfield, norwich.typepad.com/tanzania 2007. Through June.

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‘SELECTIONS FROM GRACE’: A group show highlighting some of the artists who have Grassroots Art and Community Effort programs. Statehouse Cafeteria, Montpelier, 828-0749. Through June 23. PREVENTION ART SHOW: "Subvertisements and ad re-writes by U-32 seventh-graders on the subject of tobacco and alcohol prevention. Bathroom of Langdon Street Café, Montpelier, 229-4427. Through June. LOIS BEATTY & JUDY LAMPE: Recent work in prints. Two Rivers Printmaking Studio, White River Junction, 2955901. Through June 27. DAN NEARY: "A Life in Photography," a celebration of the artist's life and work. Afterimage Gallery, Montpelier, 229-4924. Through June. ‘ART MEETS FASHION’: In honor of Montpelier Fashion Week, Beth Robinson, Wendy James, Janet Van Fleet, Mary Jo Krolewski and Robert Hitzig feature fashion-themed art. The Lazy Pear Gallery, Montpelier, 223-7680. Through July 1. VERMONT PASTEL SOCIETY: A juried show of works by members. Governor's Office, Pavilion Building, Montpelier, 828-0749. Through July 27. HELENA HADALA: "Point/No Point," abstract paintings on Mylar by the Canadian artist. Cooler Gallery, White River Junction, 295-8008. Through June. ROBERT HAMILTON: "Paintings from 1985-2004," witty, colorful and eccentric works by the Maine artist. Big Town Gallery, 767-9670. Through June 21. WINNERS OF BANNER CONTEST: Designs chosen by city officials that are destined to hang on downtown lampposts. Montpelier City Hall, 2299416. Through June. MIRANDA SYP STEWART: "A Bit of Outsider," acrylic paintings. The Shoe Horn, Montpelier, 223-5454. Through June. AXEL STOHLBERG: Barn drawings in oil pastels and acrylics. Hen of the Wood, Waterbury, 244-7801. Through July 1. JAMES MCGARRELL: "Window Jazz Inventions," new abstracted paintings by the Vermont artist. Studio Place Arts, Barre, 479-7069. Through June 16. SIGRID LIUM: Paintings by the local artist. Ronin Salon for Men, White River Junction. Through June 14.

Johnson, 635-1700. Through June. ‘MASTERS OF VERMONT 2007’: Paintings by Martha Wood Belcher, Hilda Belcher, Ruth G. Mould and Mary Bryan. Bryan Memorial Gallery, Jeffersonville, 644-5100. Through June 17.

:: southern ART STUDENTS LEAGUE OF NEW YORK: An exhibit of works from the permanent collection that represent major American art developments

from the late 19th century to the late 20th. Elizabeth de C. Wilson Museum, Southern Vermont Arts Center, 362-1405. Through July 22.

:: regional WENDA GU: "The Green House," a massive, site-specific sculpture created from more than 430 pounds of hair collected from members of the college and greater Upper Valley community, through October 28; and 'RETRANSLATION AND REWRITING

TANG DYNASTY POETRY': An exhibition of the avant-garde Chinese artist's works on paper, through September 9. Hood Museum, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-646-2808. ‘ONCE UPON A TIME WALT DISNEY’: More than 300 illustrated European publications that inspired the creations of Disney Studios, through June 24; and 'AMERICAN STREAMLINED DESIGN': More than 180 objects from the home, workshop,

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A Gaming Eclipse of the Sun Looking for a little fun in the sun? Summer arrives when the weather warms up, kids replace the schoolyard with the backyard, and gamers have to decide whether to catch some solar rays or ones from the cathode tube in their TV. This year, you can have your pool parties and barbecues in the park. For the duration of the summer, many players will shun the light and stick with “Shadowrun.” This new team-combat game won’t displace “Counter-Strike,” or even “Halo,” as a fan favorite in the genre of multiplayer first-person shooter games. But what this title lacks in timeless influence it makes up for in clever innovations and surprising twists on the same old thing. “Shadowrun” focuses on fastpaced, guns-a-blazing action. Sit tight in a safe place, and you’ll have no fun. Engage the enemy — and stay in motion—or die. If you’ve never experienced the joys of running around abandoned moon-bases, desert fortresses and alien colonies, the design of “Shadowrun” may come off more strange than clever. Loosely based on a popular sciencefiction/fantasy game series that blends high-technology with arch-magic, the narrative appeals to players by neatly blending computer science with dwarves and elves. Scratching the nerd’s itch for both Tolkien and Heinlein, “Shadowrun” has a perfect point of inspiration for a new video game. What happens when you introduce magic into a gaming genre that is defined largely by a delicate balance of futuristic weapons and armor? It works something like this: Teams of up to eight players battle either to wipe out the other team or capture an artifact — a relic that stands in for the flag in a game of Capture the Flag. Each player has three powers that they can load for the duration of the round. Powers

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of styles of play, along with an unusually cerebral approach to running around and shooting. Now winning doesn’t just require a quick trigger finger. It also demands a little thought. Who’s It For: Played “Quake”? Enjoyed the “Battlefield” games? Miss “Counter-Strike”? Team-based shooter games might seem like a depraved form of cooperation to the outsider. They provide the perfect team-sports outlet for the Nintendo generation. If You Like This, Try That: “Shadowrun”’s best quality remains its skill at playing with its genre. What “Doom” is to “Quake,” “Prey” is to “Shadowrun.” While “Prey” never breaks with the first-person-shooter conventions established by “Doom,” it does provide an inside-out, upsidedown adventure that thrills. Best Part: Because the game has versions that work on both the Xbox 360 and Windows Vista, now friends can play “Shadowrun” together.

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n the latest sign of erosion for President George W. Bush’s job approval rating, a new poll released today reveals that Mr. Bush is now less popular among the American people than the so-called “TB Guy,” Atlanta attorney Andrew Speaker. While the president’s approval numbers have been in a virtual free-fall in recent months, few political insiders expected him to be trounced by Mr. Speaker, who has been accused of exposing airline passengers to tuberculosis. Additionally, the poll results are historic in another way, since they mark the first time that a sitting president has been deemed less popular than a quarantined disease carrier. But at the White House today, official spokesman Tony Snow tried to put a positive spin on the numbers, saying that Mr. Speaker’s poll numbers received an artificial “bounce” as a result of all of the press coverage he has received in recent days. “If President Bush had been quarantined for spreading tuberculosis around the world, his numbers would be right up there with the TB Guy’s,” Mr. Snow claimed.

Perhaps in an attempt to change the subject, President Bush participated in a ceremony today in which he declared victory over peace activist Cindy Sheehan. Posing in front of a banner reading “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED” on the aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln, Mr. Bush said that Ms. Sheehan’s departure from the peace movement means “I won’t have to spend this August in Crawford hiding in the barn.”

I won’t have to spend this August in Crawford hiding in the barn. MR. Bush

Elsewhere, getting married can have significant psychological benefits for those suffering from depression, according to a study published today in the Journal of Larry King.

Award-winning humorist, television personality and film actor Andy Borowitz is author of the new book The Republican Playbook. To find out more about Andy Borowitz and read his past columns, visit www.borowitzreport.com

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ARIES

(March 21-April 19): Don’t take your time, Aries. Move double fast and strategize from many angles, always thinking 10 steps ahead. Please don’t keep your hands clean, either. Play with the muck and roll in the mud and learn from the dirt. And don’t you dare be measured and balanced. Instead, be an intense and relentless initiator of decisive actions. One last thing: Don’t play nice and sweet. Be a holy troublemaker, a noisemaker who breaks the silence and keeps it broken.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): In what areas

of your life are you trying too hard? How might you be undoing your good intentions by grasping them so tightly that you’ve squeezed out all the juice? In what ways are you so boxed in by habitual thoughts that you’re not spontaneous any more? It’s a perfect moment to fix these problems, Taurus. To begin getting yourself in the mood, relax every muscle in your body — especially your achy-breaky desire muscles — and half-sing, half-shout an exuberant “YO!”

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Your patron

saint of the week is Beatrice Wood (1893-1998), whose association with surrealist artists and her bohemian life as a painter and actress earned her the title “The Mama of Dada.” At the age of 92, she finished her autobiography, which was entitled I Shock Myself. Your first assignment, Gemini, is to do three things in the coming week about which you’ll be able to say, “I shock myself.” Your second assignment is to imagine that you’re 92 and looking back with pride at the top ten smart things you did to shock yourself into a heightened state of awareness in the years between now and then.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Any strength

can turn into a liability if it’s taken too far. Any skill may lead you astray if expressing it becomes a compulsive habit that distracts you from responding authentically to the raw truth of the moment. That’s why every now and then I have to advise you (and me, too, since I’m a

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he said mischievously. Can you identify a comparable situation in your life, Libra? Is there a fundamental assumption you’re loyal to even though the data that prove it are scanty? This is a good time to gather more information and reevaluate your assumptions.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): I have extensive

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): America’s

experience with writing in the dark. Every night for many years I have awoken in pitch blackness to write down my dreams. I also take notes while watching movies in theaters, scrawl poems on redeye plane flights while all the other passengers are sleeping, and jot down my meditations as I stroll in the hills after midnight. I recommend that you try this yourself, Leo. It’s prime time to peer inward and think hard . . . to sharpen your perceptions of the invisible world . . . to gather impressions from the edgy frontier where your conscious and unconscious minds overlap.

VIRGO

(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Say the following words aloud, please: “Give it to me raw!” How does it make you feel when you allow that demand to come out of your mouth? I hope it fills you with a sense of playful power. If you’re in alignment with cosmic influences, “Give it to me raw!” is a pithy embodiment of your proper relationship with the world. Now try these corollary statements: “I want the full blast of purity! Don’t hold anything back! Serve me up the maximum dose! I want the elixir of life, not the hors d’oeuvres! Bless me with the whole truth and nothing but! I’m in love with the flood, not the trickle!”

LIbRA

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): My archaeologist buddy Frank is of course a devotee of the theory of evolution, but he likes to have fun being blasphemous about some of its conclusions. Recently he told me, for instance, that all the ancient bones that have ever been found and used to deduce the course of human evolution, from homo habilis to homo sapiens, would fit in the back of a pick-up truck. “Pretty slim evidence for ideas that purport to explain millions of years of history, eh?”

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former Poet Laureate Robert Pinsky addressed an assembly at my daughter’s high school. He read from his translation of Dante’s Inferno and took questions from students. After hearing Dante’s description of the nether regions, one boy asked Pinsky what his personal version of hell was. The poet said that each of us creates our own hell. The fearful and negative interpretations of reality with which we infect our imaginations constitute curses that we cast on ourselves. They terrify and enslave us so thoroughly that most of the difficult outer circumstances we encounter are mild in comparison. Your next assignment, Scorpio, is to work on dissolving the hell you carry around in your own mind.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): There

used to be a store outside of Boston called Venus Envy. It sold sexy religious supplies and holy sex toys. I wish there was a place like that near you, because you’re in a phase that’s ideal for learning more about erotic spirituality. In lieu of that, here are other ways you could milk the opportunities. (1) Read the autobiography of St. Teresa of Avila, in which she gives vivid accounts of her ecstatic communion with divine beings. (2) Invoke the wild intelligence that rises up in you when you’re infatuated with a romantic partner, then redirect that feeling toward the entire world. (3) Pray while you’re making love and make love while you pray.

CAPRICORN

(Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “Women are much more willing to talk about both their disasters and delights than men,” says poet and workshop leader Robert Bly. I hope that you men refute his assertion in the coming week, because it’ll be a favorable time for Capricorns of all genders to spend quality time testifying and singing and wondering about the most

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AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Are we

being sentimentally unscientific when we refer to the heart as the seat of the soul? Or does that idea contain a truth that surpasses reductive rationalism? In A Dictionary of Symbols, J.E. Cirlot reports that in the Jewish tradition, meditation involves “speaking to one’s heart.” According to Christian tradition, the Kingdom of God resides in the heart. Hindus say the supreme god Brahma lives there, and in Islam, the heart is referred to as the throne of God. If you can get your modern prejudices out of the way, Aquarius, your next assignment is to have a sustained, intimate, heart-to-heart communion with your heart. Learn more about its secret thoughts. Converse with it as if it were the literal source of your emotional intelligence. Proceed on the hypothesis, as French philosopher Pascal did, that “great thoughts come from the heart.”

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): “Dear Rob:

I appreciate your help in cueing us in to the mysterious workings of our unconscious minds. I describe what you do not so much as reading the planets to predict our future. Rather, you conspire with us to expose and then overcome what we’re hiding or repressing or fearing. It’s often a daunting task, but I love it! — EverBraver Pisces.” Dear Ever-Braver: I believe the upcoming weeks will be a Golden Age in your tribe’s efforts to expose and then overcome what you’re hiding or repressing or fearing. I expect that you’ll break up the artificial dam that has been clogging up your imaginative flow, thereby unleashing a flood of creativity.

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film review Luisa Williams (in real life, a Brooklyn video-store clerk) turns in a transfixing performance. The script has relatively little dialogue, but she communicates volumes with her eyes. The character she plays has virtually no context. She arrives by bus from the West Coast and is driven to a nondescript New Jersey motel where she awaits instructions from her handlers. In time, a group of hooded men — apparently also American — comes to oversee her programming. They grill her relentlessly on the rules she must follow (“If I think that I’ve been noticed or there’s a small chance that I may be caught, I must execute the plan immediately even if there is no one nearby”). They force her to recite over and over the fake name, birth date and address they’ve supplied. They take away much of her cash and all of her credit cards. Should she have second thoughts when the time comes, getting out of town won’t really be a viable option. The first half of the movie concludes with the protagonist trying on a backpack that has been custommade for her. “It’s about 50 pounds,” she’s informed. “Is it too heavy?” “No, you can put in more nails.” The film’s second half follows Williams as she makes her way on foot from Port Authority to Times Square. “Today is the day of our meeting,” she silently notes, conducting a running one-way conversation with her god. As she nears the destination, fear and doubt threaten to overwhelm her. She wets herself

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F WOMAN ON THE VERGE Luisa Williams is transfixing in Loktev’s highly charged tale of an American terrorist.

or 94 mesmerizing minutes of minimalist narrative, Russian-born filmmaker Julia Loktev pushes post9/11 buttons. The result is a masterfully crafted exercise in dread unlike anything you’re likely to have seen before. If you’ve seen Paradise Now, you may think you’ve been down this road — but believe me, Day Night Day Night takes the viewer down an altogether different dead-end street. Like Hany Abu-Assad’s 2005 film, Loktev’s concerns the modern-day phenomenon of the suicide bomber. However, where the former movie offered a study of two Palestinian men and rooted their motivation in the geopolitical history of the region, Day Night Day Night follows a nameless young American woman as she prepares to make a bloody sacrifice in the middle of Times Square.

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F INNER TUBE We learn how good ideas become bad TV shows in Jake Kasdan’s clever, under-seen indie.

ace it, the title of The TV Set — a triple pun on the appliance, the place where television shows are made, and the clique of people who make them — is kind of lame. It promises a stagy, dated workplace comedy, à la Desk Set, with some behind-the-scenes-at-theboob-tube satire thrown in. But there are worse things than a sort-of-lame title. In one of the movie’s funniest throwaway scenes, a market researcher tests the working title of a TV sitcom on a Joe Schmo in the mall. A string of proposed names makes Joe roll his eyes in boredom — including the one chosen by Mike (David Duchovny), the pilot’s creator. But when the clipboard lady suggests “Call Me Crazy,” his eyes light up, clearly in anticipation of demented wackiness — “I’d watch that!” So TV history is born. Never mind that the show in question, about a lawyer who returns home after his brother’s suicide, is more on the quirky than the wacky side. The network president (Sigourney Weaver, who just happens to be the daughter of a real-life network president) is out to change that. If she gets her way, the hero’s brother will be resurrected — since, as she points out, “Suicide is depressing to, like, 82 percent of everybody.” Writer Mike, who based the show on his life, doesn’t want to see it vanish into the black hole of mediocrity. He watches in despair as the network nixes his choice of a nebbishy, bearded thespian — a ringer for the creator himself — and casts a tall, handsome dolt (the very funny Fran Kranz). But Mike has a growing family to support, and this is his one shot at getting

his vision into your living room. So he’s diplomatic with Weaver, a proud philistine whose biggest triumph is a reality show called “Slut Wars.” This satire has easy targets, to say the least. But writer-director Jake Kasdan (son of veteran screenwriter Lawrence Kasdan) doesn’t take many potshots. His brand of comedy is deadpan “found” humor, presented in an almost mockumentary style. Kasdan knows television — he directed several episodes of the painfully realistic high school comedy “Freaks and Geeks,” one of the best shows ever to face early cancellation. (A better-known “Freaks” alum is Judd

and rushes into a restaurant bathroom to clean up. It’s the first of several stages in her mission where the viewer is given reason to hope she’ll change her mind. Moments later, having collected herself, she’s back on the crowded thoroughfare. The director does a very clever thing. She shoots the woman’s death march on digital video amid throngs of ordinary New Yorkers. They have no more idea they’re in a movie about a suicide bomber than the story’s masses have that they’re in imminent danger of being blown to bits. The fact that these are real people and not movie extras makes the prospect of the murderous act all the more horrific. If your knuckles aren’t white by the final sequence, the person sitting next to you should definitely check you for a pulse. Day Night Day Night is filled with fleeting images of and references to many of our age’s most distasteful new flashpoints: terrorist cells, martyr videos, improvised explosive devices, anti-American feeling, religious fanaticism and the like. Loktev never provides more than the sketchiest of hints about who these people are and why they’re doing what they’re doing. Sadly, she doesn’t need to. It’s all too easy at this point for the viewer to fill in the blanks. It’s difficult to classify this film. It feels like a documentary but isn’t one. Is it a drama? I don’t know that you can call it one when characters are stripped of personality, dialogue is all but nonexistent, and there isn’t so much a central conflict as a looming atrocity. I suppose the genre it’s closest to is horror. Viewed in that light, it is a new and highly effective species. As savage and deranged as the villains may be in a film like Hostel: Part II, they’re less terrifying than this picture’s anonymous young American. When you walk out of the theater and onto the street, you can rest assured you’ve left conventional cinematic sadists behind. But she could be walking right next to you. RICK KISONAK

Apatow, currently raking it in with Knocked Up, who executive produced The TV Set.) Kasdan shows us in detail how a pilot is made and marketed, from casting to focus-group screenings to the glitzy showcase for potential advertisers in New York. It’s a grueling process from which everybody wants something different: The network president sees dollar signs, the crew is obsessed with union regulations, the slimmed-down starlet struggles to change her image “from quirky to hot,” and the star just wants to get in her pants. Nobody is a villain, though Weaver’s network president comes close. Nobody’s a hero, either. Unlike Aaron Sorkin, who painted himself as a misunderstood TV genius in last season’s “Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip,” Kasdan makes Mike smart and decent, but also self-absorbed and a bit whiny. (Duchovny, who’s aged from nerdy hunk to nerdy mensch, is a great choice for this role.) As if to show the suits aren’t all bad, Kasdan tosses in the character of a principled BBC exec (Ioan Gruffudd) who’s been recruited by Weaver to give the network “that class thing.” Fans of Brit com will recognize his wife as Lucy Davis from the original version of “The Office.” It’s just another reason why you may appreciate this thoughtful little comedy more if you haven’t killed your television. Unlike Paddy Chayefsky’s classic Network, The TV Set is a send-up of TV for people who actually like TV — they just don’t like most of the crap that makes it to air. MARGOT HARRISON

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the story of a Calcutta couple who immigrate to New York after their arranged marriage and struggle to balance reverence for Bengali tradition with the realities of their new home. Starring Kal Penn, Jacinda Barrett and Irfan Khan. (122 min, PG-13. Palace) THE TV SET���1/2 David Duchovny and Sigourney Weaver star in Jake (Orange County) Kasdan’s satirical take on the network television industry. With Judy Greer and Justine Bateman. (87 min, R. Palace) THE VALET���1/2 From French filmmaker Francis (Les Comperes) Veber comes this madcap farce about a philandering tycoon who’s photographed with his supermodel mistress and conspires to convince his wife that the beauty is really the girlfriend of a hotel valet who was also caught in the shot. Gad Elmaleh and Daniel Auteuil star. (85 min, PG-13. Roxy) WAITRESS���1/2 Keri Russell stars in this Sundance hit about a small-town woman whose life is transformed by the redeeming power of pie. Jeremy Sisto and Nathan Fillion costar. The late Adrienne Shelly cowrote and directed. (104 min, PG-13. Roxy, Savoy, Stowe)

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wednesday 13 — thursday 14 Ocean’s Thirteen 6, 8:30. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End 5, 8:15. friday 15 — thursday 21 *Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer 5:30, 8. Ocean’s Thirteen 6, 8:30.

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Essex Shoppes & Cinema, Rt. 15 & 289, Essex, 879-6543. wednesday 13 — thursday 14 Hostel: Part II 12:40, 3, 5:10, 7:15, 9:40. Knocked Up 1:20, 4, 7:20, 10. Mr. Brooks 1:15, 4:15, 7:10, 9:45. Ocean’s Thirteen 1:30, 4:15, 7:10, 9:50. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End 12:30, 4, 7:30. Shrek the Third 1, 3:10, 5:20, 7:30, 9:40. Spider-Man 3 1, 4:10, 7:10, 10. Surf’s Up 12:20, 2:40, 4:45, 7:15, 9:20. friday 15 — thursday 21 *Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer 12:15, 2:30, 4:45, 7, 9:30. *Nancy Drew 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:20, 9:30. *Ratatouille 7:30 (Sat only). Hostel: Part II 12:40, 3, 5:10, 7:15, 9:40. Knocked Up 1:20, 4, 7:20, 10. Ocean’s Thirteen 1:30, 4:15, 7:10, 9:50. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End 12:30, 4, 7:30 (except Sat), 9:35 (Sat only). Shrek the Third 1, 3:10, 5:20, 7:30, 9:40. Surf’s Up 12:20, 2:40, 4:45, 7:15, 9:20. Times subject to change.

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Like the Putnams, Roberts didn’t choose cheese as his first career. After a stint as a Navy meteorologist, he worked at the University of Pennsylvania’s Morris Arboretum and the vet school, then came north in the mid-1990s to take a job with the Vermont Land Trust. Slowly, his life got cheesier. In 2000, Roberts joined the American Cheese Society and helped Shelburne Farms organize a program called “Pasture to Palate: The Art of Cheese Making.� So many enthusiasts signed up for the course that they had to add an additional section. More dairy-related duties followed. In 2001, Roberts helped assemble Europe’s largest-ever tasting of American cheeses at a Slow Food gathering in Italy. In the aftermath of September 11, which occurred just 10 days prior to the event, Roberts and Co. decided to charge a small amount for samples and donate the money to a relief fund. “The word had gone out to all the Italian papers,� relates Roberts. “It was the most emotional public thing I’ve ever seen . . . People were 10 to 12 deep; they were throwing money at us.� In 2003, Roberts co-founded UVM’s Vermont Institute for Artisan Cheese, using the worldrenowned wine school at UC Davis as a model. The VIAC aims to provide resources to aspiring and established cheese producers. In the acknowledgment segment of the Atlas, Roberts describes it as “the first comprehensive center devoted to education, research and service for artisan cheese makers.� With all these qualifications, Roberts was cut out for creating a cheese atlas. But his most important asset may be his steadfast love of the product. “I eat cheese every day. My refrigerator probably has a minimum of one to two dozen cheeses at a time,� he offers. Luckily, his wife’s a cheese fan, too. Roberts excels at gathering information useful to consumers, such as the varieties of cheese offered at each creamery and where to buy them. But, just as important, he knows how to spin a yarn. “My inspiration was first that I wanted to tell stories,� he explains. “It’s because I like to eat, and I’m selfish about where the food comes from, and I’m going to support the people who enrich my life . . . They’re great producers, and this is how I feel I can give something back to them.� Roberts’ affection for agricultural innovators and their hardscrabble way of life comes through in his portrait of Nancy Coonridge of Pie Town, New Mexico, and her flock of wandering Alpine, Nubian and LaMancha goats. In just three paragraphs, Roberts paints a picture of Coonridge’s solar-powered dairy and describes the wild plants, such as mountain mahogany and wild buckwheat, on which her flock feeds. He writes, “The resulting milk is a cornucopia of

unique flavors, resinous one day, about how you break the mold.� flowery the next, a palate of comRoberts also notes that plex aromas and tastes . . .� “American farmers and consumThose follow-up phone calls ers are beginning to realize the sure came in handy. benefits of thoughtfully produced, But not everyone responded, ecologically sustainable foods, and even though the atlas offered free Vermont is helping lead the movepublicity. Roberts had problems ment.� A symptom of this shift reaching the horse-and-buggy in thinking is the massive growth crowd, who maintain the longof small cheese producers in the standing American tradition of state. Almost half — 16 of the 34 making tasty and simple cheeses, Roberts identified — have sprung such as Jack and Colby, by hand. up since 2000. Twenty-nine of “The Amish are, in my opinion, those are working either exclusively the single most important group or partially with raw-milk cheese. of cheesemakers in this country In a country where many consumwho are still working with tradiers still wholeheartedly embrace tional methods,� Roberts asserts. simple-tasting processed cheese Unfortunately, since they eschew foods such as Velveeta and Cheez technology, they’re also the most Whiz, that’s a big deal. difficult to contact. In Pennsyl“Vermont has a message that vania, where many of the Amish has value in other parts of the farms are located, Roberts listed world, around sustainability and 10 “additional� cheese makers stewardship of people, land and with whom he couldn’t establish community,� Roberts exclaims. communication. He believes that, “I’m biased, but I think Vermont if they were all counted, Pennsylcheesemakers have been among vania would beat out California. Other underrepresented artisan cheese makers include ethnic store owners in some of America’s larger cities. “There are Italian delis in New York and San Francisco that are making mozzarella by hand . . . There’s a handful of them in the book,� Roberts says. In Boston, he learned of Portuguese families crafting traditional European cheeses on a small scale. “It’s not just about the extraordinary cheeses . . . it’s The ATlAs of AmericAn ArTisAn about people who cheese By Jeffrey P. roBerts, are making prodChelsea Green, 36 PaGes. $35. ucts and reflecting valuable traditions in the United States. That really changed my the most progressive, the most inthinking,� he explains. novative, and have provided great Overall, researching and writing leadership.� the book left Roberts with a good The lengthy Vermont section of taste in his mouth — and the realthe Atlas serves up stories of these leaders: craftspeople like sassy Laini ization that artisan cheese producFondiller from Lazy Lady Farm, tion is not just about fancy, cavewho names her cheeses after politiaged cheeses that sell for upward of $30 per pound. “I’ve never had any cians; and the enterprising Kehler brothers of Jasper Hill Farms, who trouble finding good food wherrecently partnered with Cabot ever I went, so I’ve always been an to create Vermont Clothbound optimist about finding good food Cheddar, named the best cheese in anywhere . . . The book reinforces North America by the American that powerfully,� he claims. Cheese Society in 2006. Those boutique prices come Vermonters don’t need an “atin handy for some cheesemakers, las� to locate many of these dairy though. That’s particularly true delicacies; they’re at the local if you own a cash-strapped dairy co-op. But Roberts may surprise in, say, Vermont, where herds are even the savviest cheese connoissmall, and “we can’t compete as a seurs with a few hidden gems commodity milk producer,� Rob— such as West Pawlet’s Conerts says. He believes value-added sider Bardwell Farm and Peaked dairy products, such as artisan cheese and gourmet ice cream, can Mountain Farm in Townshend. mean the difference between farm- Grab your atlas and road map ing success and failure: “The future — and start making the cheese rounds. > of agriculture is, in part, thinking

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Everyone knows that when you’re hungry, your eyes are bigger than your stomach. brian Wansink offers scientific proof in his 2006 Bantam book Mindless Eating: Why We Eat More Than We Think. Last week Wansink, a professor of consumer behavior at Cornell University, presented some of his research to a well-heeled group at shelburne Farms. Only seven of the 60 or so listeners were men. Wansink’s shtick? American eaters are victimized by three myths: 1) “The size of plates and bowls doesn’t influence how much I eat”; 2) “I know when I’m full”; and 3) “I know what I like to eat.” In a series of outlandish experiments conducted over the past 21 years, he has lured unsuspecting gobblers into gluttony to prove his point. For those who want to mend their munchy ways, he suggests “reconstructing” food “environments” — i.e., move the damn M&Ms off the corner of your desk, replace your short-’n’-wide glasses with tall-’n’-skinny ones, etcetera. Forty-seven-year-old Wansink — who weighs 175 pounds — understands that presentation is key. His talk was full of super-cheesy, crowdpleasing one-liners that seemed better suited to a Catskills nightclub than the elegant Shelburne Farms Coach Barn. Nonetheless, the stale humor appeared to do the trick: When an emcee announced at evening’s end, “Please help yourselves to the bread, cheese and cider,” almost no one did. — MiKe iVes

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and “crumbles.” To add extra zest to the mix, co-owners Jason Frishman and shana Witkin also sell a spicy concoction called “master sauce.” Explanation: Fans think the sauce is so versatile, it can be used for pretty much anything. Although Frishman is a self-described “conscious carnivore,” cooking for the meat-free is one of his passions; his wife Witkin sticks with seafood. During a stint at Veggie Planet in Cambridge, Massachusetts, Frishman acquired the necessary cooking skills. How does he test his recipes? “If my diehard meat-eating friends finish something and

don’t say, ‘That would be better with steak,’ I keep the recipe,” he explains. In addition to offering samples of the products they carry, the duo also whips up a selection of tasty treats for hungry market-goers. The veggie crumble gets an infusion of taco seasoning for their “breakfast wrap.” The bits are rolled in a flour tortilla with egg, cheddar, salsa and black beans. Another filling fave is “the Ruby,” a vegetarian twist on a Reuben. The savory griddle sandwich, served on toasty-golden Klinger’s bread, perfectly pairs a FolkFoods veggie patty with local sauerkraut, cheddar and apples. A touch of master sauce-enhanced dressing gives it some kick. The twosome do their R&D at the Vermont Food Venture Center in Fairfax, and they plan to add new items to their product line as soon as they “get some breathing room.” Currently, they both work nearly full-time at other jobs. Frishman is a psychology fellow at Fletcher Allen, while Witkin works at penny Cluse Café.

Crumbs and events Burlington’s newest chain pizza joint, papa John’s, doesn’t have a disco ball hanging in the “dining room.” But that didn’t stop 20 enthusiasts of the now-defunct 135 Pearl, which once occupied the spot, from taking it over last weekend to “celebrate” the anniversary of the gay nightclub’s demise. The chipper crew reportedly ordered $114 worth of breadsticks and cheese sticks, and a few extra-energetic people got in trouble for dancing on the chairs. Luckily, the PJ’s crew took all that pride in stride . . . Holy crêpe! Burlington’s skinny pancake plans to “quietly open its doors” this Saturday, according to co-owner benjy adler. We can’t wait much longer! . . . In other culinary cart news, hungry shoppers are lining up to get a taste of authentic brotherly love Cheese steaks from Burlington’s freshest vendor. Philly native owen price, who’s “been cheffin’ in this town for 10 years” at places such as the Waiting Room, Five Spice and squares in Vergennes, was convinced B-town needed an infusion of Cheez Whiz. He turned that vision into a business. Look for the weekold cart on the corner of Church and Bank streets . . . Catch two buzzes for the price of one at the South End Arts + Business Association’s annual meeting. In addition to auctioning off hip and sustainable canvas grocery bags decorated by local artists, SEABA will offer a few inspired chocolate and wine pairings, thanks to the creative folks at Vermont Wine Merchants and lake Champlain Chocolates. Pairings will cost $3 each or four for $10 . . . “Frankenfoods” sound like something from a sci-fi flick. They star in an eye-opening documentary, The Future of Food, showing Friday at on the rise bakery’s new location in Richmond. The GMO movie is the first in a series of weekly film nights organized by Joe o’brien of Film Buzz, the local video store, and bakery owners ben bush and raechel barone . . . Too hot to cook? Not for Williston-based food writer Molly stevens. On Sunday night, she’ll be at a private home in Woodstock for a cooking class and dinner reception based on her James Beard Award-winning cookbook, All About Braising: The Art of Uncomplicated Cooking. For $100, you can slave over the stove with Stevens. The sweat-free option, a $75 sit-down dinner, both benefit the Vermont Fresh network. — suzanne podhaizer

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had the misfortune of being a dumping area for an old tannery in Pownal and an electrical components manufacturer in North Adams, Massachusetts. Meanwhile, eating one’s catch is still a local tradition. So just how dangerous is it? Mercury is a naturally occurring metal in soils and waters. The problem for Vermont and other eastern states is that industrial smokestacks in the Midwest belch it out, the jet stream carries it eastward, and

in the 1970s, they were used primarily as cooling and insulating fluids for industrial transformers, and they have a nasty reputation for being carcinogenic. Unfortunately, they also have a tendency to stick around and hence are known as “persistent organic pollutants.” In other words, PCBs that were dumped into Lake Champlain when the Village People were hot are still making the rounds among fledgling lake trout and walleye. Sound scary? It is. But there

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But appearances can be deceiving. The Vermont Department of Fish and Wildlife regularly puts out a “fish alert” that lists the locations and types of fish that have been found to contain unsafe levels of hazardous substances. Some Vermont bodies of water are so polluted with mercury and PCBs that the Vermont Department of Health’s Fish Alert says it’s unsafe to eat any quantity of fish caught there. One such tainted waterway is the Hoosic River, in the southwestern part of the state, which

the rain deposits it in rivers and lakes, where it turns into a toxin called methylmercury. Then it “bioaccumulates,” which means that it concentrates as it climbs the food chain from algae to small fish to bigger fish to — if one is so inclined — the dinner table. When consumed in high quantities, methylmercury can cause a wide range of health problems, from skin rashes to cerebral palsy, coma and death. PCBs — short for polychlorinated biphenyls — are no less savory. Before they were banned

are reasons to be encouraged, because the state’s rivers, streams and lakes are arguably cleaner now than they have been since pre-industrial times. Stormwater regulations are reducing detrimental farm runoff, wastewater regulations have put an end to “straight-piping” human waste into the backyard brook, and Vermont has outlawed many products that contain mercury. Most of the waters in Vermont have less restrictive advisories than the Hoosic River, or none at all. Brian Chipman, a fisheries bi-

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Probably not. Reilly McCue, a fishing guide at Spikehorn Ridge in Washington, says he likes to pan-fry fresh brook trout — no need to filet them. Bob Shannon, the head guide at the Fly Rod Shop in Stowe, has cooked wild brook trout streamside for his clients. Such al fresco dining is marked by its simplicity: tin foil, olive oil, lemon, garlic and a campfire are all that’s required. Since trout is a sweet-tasting fish, it goes well with spicy companions such as mustard greens and cayenne. Want to get fancy? Smoke your own rainbow and serve it as an appetizer with a good baguette. The Wayside Restaurant in Montpelier has served fresh perch for years. Jeff Virg, a chef-manager at the eatery, says he gener-

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ologist with the Vermont Department of Fish and Wildlife, urges people to read the Vermont Fish Alert, which is also available at the Department of Health website. But it’s clear that he regards mercury and PCBs in fish as just one of life’s many risks. If a person eats more fish than the health department recommends, that doesn’t mean he or she will get sick. “There is an elevated risk of health problems” from eating fish with mercury, Chipman explains, “just like there’s a risk of getting hit by a bus when you walk across the street.” Ed Schirmer, a fishing guide and owner of Schirmer’s Fly Shop in South Burlington, advises: “I wouldn’t hesitate to eat a nice rainbow trout dinner, but I wouldn’t do it too often.” Frequency of consumption is the Vermont Fish Alert’s main concern. Women of childbearing age, especially pregnant women, women planning to get pregnant and breastfeeding mothers, need to be extra careful, as mercury may harm an unborn baby’s or young child’s developing nervous system. Children 6 and under, too, should abstain from eating walleye of any size and Lake Champlain lake trout larger than 25 inches. In general, because of bioaccumulation, “larger fish tend to have a higher level of contaminants,” says Chipman. Enthusiasts of fresh-caught finned fare may want more info. The Pennsylvania Fish and Boat Commission has a special website devoted to assigning the mercury risk its place among the throngs of everyday hazards. It describes a typical day in the life of an angler: She gets out of bed, walks down the stairs, makes breakfast in the kitchen, drives to the river, wades in the water, has a beer at lunch, and eats her catch for dinner. In that prosaic list, eating the fish is “probably one of the least risky things the angler did all day.” According to this website authored by unabashed fish lovers, the bottom line on mercury is that “no one should be afraid to eat their catch in moderation. Fishing is a safe sport and consuming fresh fish is a healthy thing to do.” So healthy, in fact, that “Many health experts believe that the positive health benefits of eating fish may outweigh the potential risks of negative effects,” notes Chipman. The Journal of the American Medical Association tends to agree. It advises that fish is a good source of protein, selenium and omega-3 fatty acids, a special type of fat that can help lower blood pressure and heart rate, and improve cardiovascular health. Indeed, JAMA reveals that the very people most vulnerable to mercury risk may need fish for other reasons: “For

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ally gets the fish from individual ice fisherman a day or two after they’re caught. “We hand-bread them, deep fry them, and serve them throughout the winter.” What about the fish advisories? “We’ve never had any problems with it, so I guess we’ll just stick with tradition,” Virg says. Part of that tradition is the Wayside’s homemade tartar sauce, a natural match for perch. “They taste just like a fresher type of haddock — sweet and juicy,” Virg notes. “We can’t get enough of them.” > To find this information online, visit: www.healthvermont.gov/ enviro/fish_alert/fish_alert.aspx

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BY DAN BOLLES

BUSTIN’ A RE-CAP

Well, folks, another Jazz Fest has come and gone and, honestly, it was great. With such a bewildering breadth of world-class music to choose from, it was difficult to know just what to see. Fortunately, I have the luxury of dispatching my Jazz Mafia minions to shake down — metaphorically, of course — our fair city, freeing me up to keep tabs on the rest of the goings-on about town. Man, everyone should have minions. But I digress. Let’s talk about live music. Of all of the lines I’ve written in these esteemed pages over the last month, none have raised more eyebrows than my self-proclaimed “man-crush” on R&B singer Ryan Shaw. As I sauntered into Nectar’s last Wednesday evening, I encountered a co-worker who, with a devilish grin across her lips, inquired about my adoration for the 26-year-old soul man. Blushing, I confessed that it was true. She put her arm around me in a consoling fashion, and said, “It’s OK, Dan. I have a man-crush on Ryan Shaw, too, and I’m a lesbian.” I felt much better. The show was stunning. Shaw is an electrifying performer, even without a backing band — he opened the show with a jaw-dropping a cappella number. When the band did join in, the close-to-capacity crowd was treated to the most authentic soul music this side of Sam Cooke. I’m guessing I was the youngest person in the bar by about 25 years, which, in retrospect, probably makes sense; many of these people were my age when the first wave of soul was sweeping the country. Shaw closed the show with his signature hit, “Do The 45.” I’m not exactly sure what “The 45” is supposed to look like, but I’m going out on a limb to say that whatever dance the Subaru Outback-set was doing wasn’t it. Watching the crowd’s awkward gyrations, I was reminded of the off-balance bouncing fits that grip toddlers when they hear the “Spongebob Squarepants” theme song — but in an endearing sort of way. While we’re discussing the rhythmically challenged, allow me to offer some advice. When a performer implores his crowd to clap along — as Shaw did on many occasions that night — by all means do, but only if you can clap in time. Ninety percent of popular American music is written in 4/4-time, which means that the accented beats — i.e., where you should clap — fall on the second and fourth beats of each measure. It goes like this: one-CLAP-three-CLAP. And so on. Got it? Good. Next week, we’ll graduate to 3/4 time, but practice that for now. There were plenty of Subarus at Higher Ground on Friday night. The majority were presumably owned by those with tickets to see Appalachian folkie Iris Dement in the Ballroom, though I’m sure more than a few were borrowed by teenagers checking out Brooklynbased indie-rockers The Urgency, in the Showcase Lounge.

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I was there for the former, though I’m told the latter was excellent as well. Dement is a captivating songwriter with a unique voice and a charmingly geeky stage presence. Imagine if Emmylou Harris mated with Julia Sweeney’s androgynous “Saturday Night Live” character Pat, and you might have a sense of what I mean. Hack-ish comparisons aside, the seated show was achingly beautiful. Saturday night is Jazz Fest’s main event and, this year, they pulled out all the stops. My evening began at the Waterfront Tent with ska originators The Skatalites. As I’m a former “rude boy,” this show was the highlight of the festival for me. It’s been a while since I’ve skanked full-stop, but I was surprised by how easily it all came back. Then again, the dance really isn’t much more than running in place. THE SKATALITES Following The Skatalites was the legendary Lee “Scratch” Perry, who, while still a musical force, is old. And crazy. And old. His backing band, Dub Is a Weapon, does the droning reggae thing to perfection, providing an ideal backdrop for Perry to ramble incoherently in heavy patois. Worse, he didn’t scratch. The dude invented turntable scratching. His freaking name is “Scratch.” Throw us a bone, dude. From the waterfront, I followed the crowd up the hill to the Block Party on Church Street. Typically, local brewmeisters Magic Hat fill the pedestrian mall with jammy fare for late-night revelers. This year they switched gears and stocked up on indie-rock. Local artrockers Swale and math-rock — you read that right, math-rock — outfit The Mathematicians were this year’s highlights. Sure, it’s not jazz, but it was refreshing and very well received. In particular, The Mathematicians had the CCCOME? most raucous crowd I’ve seen on Church Street since The Jazz Guys were “banned for life,” a couple of years ago. Speaking of The Jazz Guys, I finished my evening at the Radio Bean, where the band was playing a tune-up gig and unveiling a slew of new songs. I’m pretty sure it was great, but by that point in the night, I’d consumed an awful lot of . . . um, jazz. Fuzzy recollections notwithstanding, we’ll be hearing a lot more from The Jazz Guys in coming weeks, so stay tuned. Congrats to the Discover Jazz folks on yet another job well done, and to all the other local venues for providing quality alternatives.

THURSDAY 6/14

CCCOME? AGAIN? Last summer, local countrified super-group Ramble Dove made big waves at the Bonnaroo festival. This year, the country’s most prestigious and eclectic festival will again have a bit of Burlington flair as our own vaudevillian-harmonicore heroes Cccome? bring their uniquely bohemian theatrics to Tennessee. As with nearly everything the band does, their Bonnaroo experience will not be of the standard variety. The group is performing “The (Damn Everything But the) Circus,” a traveling post-apocalyptic sideshow that will patrol the festival grounds and stage impromptu performances in unlikely spots. From the beer tent to the port-a-potty lines, festival-goers will be treated to Cccome?’s bizarre musical blend wherever they roam. If you go, avoid the brown acid when you see them cccoming.

FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US If you can’t go to Bonnaroo and are jonesing for a festival fix, The Langdon Street Café in Montpelier has got you covered. This Saturday, there will be a special screening of concert footage from last summer’s Northeast Kingdom Music Festival. The film’s original showing packed the artsy café, so event organizers thought it a good idea to do it all again. Lucky us. While you’re there, reserve your tickets for this year’s festival, which is August 3 and 4 in East Albany.

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ENSEMBLE V (free-jazz), Radio Bean, 7 p.m. NC; IRISH SESSIONS, 9 p.m. NC. UVM JAZZ PROGRAM, Parima, 10 p.m. NC. PAUL ASBELL & CLYDE STATS (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. BOB WAGNER (solo-acoustic), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 9 p.m. NC. LEFT EYE JUMP (blues), Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by DJ CRE8 (hiphop), 11 p.m. NC. BIG GUNS (rock, metal), 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. BUMP, DAVID ZOFFER DIFFERENTIAL (funk, jazz), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. NC/$5. SUPERSTAR KARAOKE, Second Floor, 10 p.m. NC/$5. 18+. DAVE HARRISON’S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. FANTASTIC $4 BAND NIGHT (rock), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 9 p.m. $4. AA. BILLY CALDWELL (singer-songwriter), Monkey House, 8 p.m. NC. CELTIC PARTY NIGHT WITH TRINITY & THE MCNEISH SCHOOL OF DANCE, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 7 p.m. NC.

JAZZ JAM, Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC; SHANE HARDIMAN GROUP (jazz), 8 p.m. NC; ANTONY SANTOR TRIO (jazz), 10 p.m. NC. ACOUSTIC LOUNGE WITH KAMARY PHILLIPS, Acoustic Lounge @ Parima, 8 p.m. NC. GUAGUA (Latin-jazz tribute), Parima, 9 p.m. NC. FRIENDS OF JOE (blues, jazz), Halvorson’s, 8 p.m. NC. ELLEN POWELL (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. SILENT MIND (rock), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. A-DOG PRESENTS (hip-hop), Red Square, 9 p.m. NC. KLIQUE WITH ELLIOT & MIKE FITZ (minimal), 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. TOP HAT TRIVIA, Nectar’s, 7:30 p.m. NC, followed by BUMP, DAVID ZOFFER DIFFERENTIAL (funk, jazz), 9 p.m. NC/$5. 18+. MAGIC SPARKLE, MANYMENTAL MISTAKES, NOSEBLEED ISLAND (indie, experimental), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. NC/$5. 18+. TOP HAT ENTERTAINMENT DANCE PARTY (hip-hop, r&b DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. NC. LIVE DJ, Plan B, 10 p.m. NC. FROM AUTUMN TO ASHES, ROMANS, SILENT DRIVE, HALF PAST HUMAN (hardcore), Higher Ground Ballroom, 7:30 p.m. $13/15. AA. COMEDY OPEN MIC NIGHT, Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 7 p.m. NC. AA. THE SMITTENS (indie-pop), Monkey House, 8 p.m. NC. JOE MOORE BLUES BAND Backstage Pub, 7 p.m. NC. WCLX BLUES NIGHT WITH THE NOBBY REED PROJECT, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 7 p.m. NC. BALANCE DJ & KARAOKE, Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC.

:: central JAY EKIS (rock, world-beat), Charlie O’s, 9 p.m. NC. REBECCA HALL & KEN ANDERSON (acoustic-folk), Langdon St. Café, 8 p.m. Donations. DINNER JAZZ WITH ALLISON & FRIENDS, Black Door Bar & Bistro, 6:30 p.m. NC. PATTI CASEY (folk), City Hall Park, Barre, 7 p.m. NC. AA.

:: northern OPEN MIKE, Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. DAMN YANKEE STRING BAND (oldtime), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.

:: central D’MOJA (Afro-beat), Charlie O’s, 9 p.m. NC.

JAY EKIS (alt-country), Langdon St. Café, 7 p.m. Donations, followed by THE TOUGHCATS (post-folk, bluegrass), 8:30 p.m. Donations.

:: northern KARAOKE NIGHT WITH SASSY ENTERTAINMENT, Tabu Café & Nightclub, 5 p.m. NC. DAVE KELLER (solo-blues), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.

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PIE BOYS FLAT (rock), Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. NC. LASLO CAMEO (electric-roots), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.

BALANCE DJ & KARAOKE, Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC.

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DANCE PARTY WITH DJ EARL, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. THE MICHELE FAY BAND (folk), Carol’s Hungry Mind Café, 7:30 p.m. $10.

IN YOUR VEINS (folk), Radio Bean, 8 p.m. NC; SOUNDS LIKE (experimental), Radio Bean, 9 p.m. NC; DANGER BIRD (rock), 10 p.m. NC; INSANITY'S HORIZON (rock), 11 p.m. NC. DAN PARKS & THE BLAME (rock), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. JEN KEARNY & THE LOST ONION (soul, latin, r&b), Red Square, 9 p.m. $3; DJ A-DOG (hip-hop), midnight. $3. KIP MEAKER (blues), 1/2 Lounge, 7 p.m. NC, followed by LAND OF THE LOST (retro-’80s), 10 p.m. NC. FOLK BY ASSOCIATION (singer-songwriter), Nectar’s, 7 p.m. NC, followed by LAMBSBREAD, RINGBONE (reggae, alt-country jam), 9 p.m. $5. POOF! DRAG CABARET WITH PRECIOUS, VICTORIA DEMEANOR & CELESE LERUE, Club Metronome, 6 p.m. $6. 18+, followed by RETRONOME (’80s dance party), 10 p.m. $5. MASSIVE (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3. DJ C-LOW (hip-hop), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON’S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. PHIL 7 THE FUZZ (groove-rock), Vermont Pub & Brewery, 10 p.m. NC. “PULSE” WITH JAY PROUTY & JOAKIN ESKASAN WITH ROSKO (DJ), Green Room, 10 p.m. NC. LIVE DJS, Plan B, 9 p.m. NC. TOOTS & THE MAYTALS (reggae), Higher Ground Ballroom, 9 p.m. $22/25 +$1 charity. AA. SOUNDVISION’S AUDIO VISUAL EXTRAVAGANZA DANCE PARTY (DJ), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 9 p.m. $8/10. AA. PARTY STAR, THE CRIPPLES (rock), Monkey House, 8 p.m. NC. STURCRAZIE (rock), Backstage Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC. MR. FRENCH (rock), Lincoln Inn Tavern, 9 p.m. NC.

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STEELRAIL BLUEGRASS, Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. THE 2006 NORTHEAST KINGDOM MUSIC FESTIVAL SCREENING (music-documentary), Langdon St. Café, 7 p.m. Donations, followed by MONKEY JUNGLE (funk, ska, Afrobeat), 9 p.m. NC. GUAGUA (psychotropical), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 9:30 p.m. $3-5. SUSANNAH BLACHLY WITH WAGTAIL (folk/Celtic), Positive Pie 2, 9:30 p.m. $5. DAMN YANKEE STRING BAND (musical comedy), Bonz Smokehouse & Grill, 7 p.m. NC. TARYN NOELLE (jazz), Cider House BBQ & Pub, 7 p.m. NC. IVORY (rock), Watershed Tavern, 9 p.m. NC.

:: northern ROSS MAFIA (rock), Naked Turtle, 10 p.m. NC. ALL NIGHT DANCE PARTY WITH DJ TOXIC (hip-hop, top 40, house, reggae), Tabu Café & Nightclub, 5 p.m. – 4 a.m. NC. 18+. I.N.I. SOULJAHS (reggae), Rusty Nail, 8 p.m. NC. TOM BIANCHI (Americana), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.

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OLD-TIME SESSIONS (traditional), Radio Bean, from 1 p.m. NC; CAPITALISM SLAIN (acoustic-punk), Radio Bean, 8 p.m. NC, followed by GREG FREED & SARA FEDOR (singer-songwriters), 9 p.m. NC. SOUL SUNDAY WITH NASTEE (DJ), Red Square, 9 p.m. NC.

Adrianas Up, 25 Church St., Burlington, 658-1323. Akes’ Place, 134 Church St., Burlington, 864-8111. The Alley Coffee House, 15 Haydenberry Dr., Milton, 893-1571. American Flatbread, 115 St. Paul St., Burlington, 861-2999. Backstage Pub, 60 Pearl St., Essex Jct., 878-5494. Backstreet, 17 Hudson St., St. Albans, 527-2400. Bad Girls Café, Main St., Johnson, 635-7025. Banana Winds Café & Pub 1 Towne Marketplace, Essex Jct., 879-0752. Barre Opera House, 6 North Main St., Barre, 476-8188. Basin Harbor Club, 4800 Basin Harbor Drive, Vergennes, 1-800-622-4000. Battery Park, Burlington, 865-7166. Bayside Pavilion, 13 Georgia Shore Rd., St. Albans, 524-0909. The Bearded Frog, 5247 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-9877. Bee’s Knees, 82 Lower Main St., Morrisville, 888-7889. Big Fatty’s BBQ, 55 Main St., Burlington, 864-5513. Big Moose Pub at the Fire & Ice Restaurant, 28 Seymour St., Middlebury, 388-0361. Big Picture Theater & Café, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8994. Black Bear Tavern & Grill, 205 Hastings Hill, St. Johnsbury, 748-1428. Black Door Bar & Bistro, 44 Main St., Montpelier, 223-7070. Blue Star Café, 28 Main St., Winooski, 654-8700. The Bobcat Café, 5 Main St., Bristol, 453-3311. Bolton Valley Resort, 4302 Bolton Access Rd., Bolton Valley, 434-3444. Bonz Smokehouse & Grill, 97 Portland St., Morrisville, 888-6283. Borders Books & Music, 29 Church St., Burlington, 865-2711. Breakwater Café, 1 King St., Burlington, 658-6276. The Brewski, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6366. B.U. Emporium, 163 Porters Point Rd., Colchester, 658-4292. Bundy Center for the Arts, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-4781. Buono’s Lounge, 3182 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2232. Capitol Grounds, 45 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800. Carol’s Hungry Mind Café, 24 Merchant’s Row, Middlebury, 388-0101. Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 2630 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2576. Charlemont Restaurant, #116, Rt. 100, Morrisville, 888-4242. Charlie B’s, 1746 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-7355. Charlie O’s, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820. Chow! Bella, 28 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405. Cider House BBQ & Pub, 1675 Rt. 2, Waterbury, 244-8400. City Limits, 14 Greene St., Vergennes, 877-6919. Coffee Hound, 97 Blakey Rd., Colchester, 651-8963. Club Metronome, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563. Contois Auditorium, Burlington City Hall, 865-7166. Cuzzin’s Nightclub, 230 North Main St., Barre, 479-4344. Dobrá Tea, 80 Church Street St., Burlington, 951-2424. Drink, 133 St. Paul St., Burlington, 951-9463. Euro Gourmet Market & Café, 61 Main St., Burlington, 859-3467. Finkerman’s Riverside Bar-B-Q, 188 River St., Montpelier, 229-2295. Finnigan’s Pub, 205 College St., Burlington, 864-8209. Flynn Center/FlynnSpace, 153 Main St., Burlington, 863-5966. Franny O’s, 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909. Giovanni’s Trattoria, 15 Bridge St., Plattsburgh, 518-561-5856. Global Markets Café, 325 North Winooski Ave., Burlington, 863-3210. Good Times Café, Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444. Great Falls Club, Frog Hollow Alley, Middlebury, 388-0239. Green Door Studio, 18 Howard St., Burlington, 316-1124. Green Room, 86 St. Paul St., Burlington, 651-9669. Ground Round Restaurant, 1633 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-1122. Gusto’s, 28 Prospect St., Barre, 476-7919. Halvorson’s Upstreet Café, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278. Hardwick Town House, 127 Church St., Hardwick, 456-8966. Harper’s Restaurant, 1068 Williston Rd., South Burlington, 863-6363. Higher Ground, 1214 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 652-0777. The Hub, Airport Drive, Bristol, 453-3678. Inn at Baldwin Creek, 1868 N. Route 116, Bristol, 424-2432. Iron Lantern, Route 4A, Castleton, 468-5474. JD’s Pub, 2879 Rt. 105, East Berkshire, 933-8924. JP’s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389. Jeff’s Maine Seafood, 65 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-6135. Koffee Kat, 104 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, NY, 518-566-8433. La Brioche Bakery, 89 East Main St. Montpelier, 229-0443. Lakeview Inn & Restaurant, 295 Breezy Ave., Greensboro, 533-2291. Langdon St. Café, 4 Langdon St., Montpelier, 223-8667. Leunig’s, 115 Church St., Burlington, 863-3759. Lincoln Inn Tavern, 4 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3309.

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STARLINE RHYTHM BOYS, RED’S PLACE

(CD, self-produced)

(Cow Island Music, CD)

Like many Starline Rhythm Boys fans, I’ve been waiting for their new record for what seems like forever. After the stunning onetwo punch of Better Luck Is a Barroom Away and Honky Tonk Livin’ (released in 2000 and ’02, respectively), Vermont’s kings of cool return with Red’s Place, their first effort for Boston-based Americana label Cow Island Music. According to lead vocalist/rhythm guitarist Danny Coane, the Boys had intended to put something out sooner, but illness and a jam-packed performance schedule got in the way. They finally settled into Little Castle Studio in South Starksboro in May 2005, where they captured the disc’s 16 tunes on old-fashioned, 1-inch tape. Well, Red’s Place was well worth the wait. Anyone who has seen SRB live can attest to the trio’s rollicking stage show, but they also shine on record. Upright bassist/backing vocalist and chief songwriter Billy Bratcher brings the bounce, lead guitarist/vocalist Big Al Lemery tenders the twang, and Coane keeps things jumpin’ with rock-solid acoustic rhythms and his outsized personality. SRB’s tunes recall the days before Elvis Presley’s amphetamine-fueled appetite gobbled up r&b and country & western and shat out rock ’n’ roll. Which is to say, it’s about as retro as you can get while still using electricity. Red’s Place finds the Boys easing up on the rockabilly in favor of western swing. Each tune is an amiable blend of back-porch pickin’ and juke-joint showmanship — perfect for boozing, bellyaching and boogying. Somehow it all sounds effortless, as if they’d been cryogenically frozen in 1945 and thawed out to save humankind. Or at least keep music honest. I’m psyched that my all-time favorite Starline tune, “Drunk Tank,” made it to the album. The song exemplifies everything I love about the band: humor, heart and ace musicianship. “I just went downtown / I heard my favorite band / I was rockin’ the night away / Life was grand / When I felt a little woozy / I stepped out to get air / Stumblin’ back to the front door / They wouldn’t let me in there,” Big Al sings. Confession time: This happened to me last weekend at Nectar’s. Well, not the drunk-tank part. Other standouts include the heartfelt “The Family Farm,” the saucy “No Gal Cooks Like Mine” and the playfully vengeful “The Joke’s On You.” Ultimately, every tune on this CD is a gem. Equally excellent is the 10-page booklet featuring lyrics, dedications and an endorsement from rockabilly legend Deke Dickerson. Starline Rhythm Boys never do anything half-ass, and Red’s Place is no exception. CASEY REA-HUNTER

Vermont-based Wagtail has been together less than a year but has already developed a seasoned, “signature” sound — a solid rhythmic groove supplied by guitar and percussion instruments, along with two utterly different female vocalists. Every band member brings talent and personality to the party. Susannah Blachly is a stylin’ fiddler who swings effortlessly from high-lonesome Blue Ridge drone to Irish jig. Kristina Stykos is an able guitarist in her solo work and demonstrates that here as well, but she also sails on mandolin. Wagtail’s main guitarist is George White, and he also plays octave mandolin and sings. Percussionist Carter Stowell taps out everything from djembe to marvelous tabla surprises on some of the Celtic instrumentals — a welcome texture that is still relatively rare in North American acoustic music. On their first ensemble CD, entitled One Clear Moment, White and Stowell lay down a solid foundation: White’s dead-on rhythm sense and percussive style complements Stowell’s always-interesting backbeat. For Stykos, it’s all shimmering rhythmic melody lines on mando — no bluegrass chop chords here. And then there are the vocals. White’s soulful, steady voice is just right for country-blues numbers like the recording’s title track, a White original. Both women have unique singing styles, and when Blachly’s purr meets Stykos’ quaver, it sounds like what happens on your tongue when you taste salted almonds enrobed in chocolate. Delicious! Wagtail’s choice of music — a mix of recent originals and traditional covers, some instrumental only — is very eclectic: from venerable Francis Child ballads (“House Carpenter”), to Stykos’ dark, introspective compositions about her state of mind, or life (“River Go By” and “Dirt Is the Color”); and Blachly’s poppy, catchy originals (“Let the Light In,” “When the Sun Goes Down” and “Honey Man”). The instrumental tracks on One Clear Moment are all played with style and taste, but to me they almost felt like interruptions of the fine vocal numbers. There’s so much great raw material here that Wagtail could have recorded one vocal disc and one instrumental, both stellar. Maybe they should have. Recording-wise, One Clear Moment is truly homemade — taped and edited at Stykos’ home studio in Chelsea — and the sound is clean and pure. The disc sounds even better with repeated listenings. See what Wagtail sounds like live this Saturday, June 16, at their CD release party at Positive Pie II in Montpelier. ROBERT RESNIK

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musical shares In mid-June, when the Green Mountains live up to their name, composer and choral director Robert De Cormier lures more than 150 singers to Stowe for the Vermont International Choral Festival. Six groups from Indiana, Maryland, Texas and other far-flung regions, including Trinidad and Tobago, gig out or offer open rehearsals separately over the weekend. On Saturday night, a huge outdoor concert pours vocal power into nine De Cormier arrangements of choral faves, including “Oh Susannah” and “Let Me Fly.” Picnic-packing early birds can nosh and nestle two hours before facing the music at the Trapp Family Lodge. Can’t make it up the mountain? On Sunday morning, several choirs sing at area churches before flying home. Vermont International Choral Festival

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: Got kilt? This Scottish-style marching band welcomes new members to play bagpipes or percussion. St. James Episcopal Church, Essex Junction, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7335. BARRE CONCERT SERIES: Vermont-based singer-songwriter Patti Casey of the Bluegrass Gospel Project belts out original tunes. Barre City Hall Park, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 476-0267. OPERA SHOWCASE: Vocalists with the Green Mountain Opera Festival offer selected arias and a Broadway musical revue after a flatbread-enhanced picnic. Free. Lareau Farm Inn, Waitsfield, picnic 5 p.m., concert 7 p.m. $10. Info, 496-7722. SING ALONG: Balladeers warm up their voices, then share old-time campfire tunes. Lincoln Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 453-2665.

dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: Work on your sensuous nightclub routines at this weekly Latin dance session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, nonmembers 6 p.m., members 7 p.m. $12. Info, 598-1077.

drama MONTREAL FRINGE FESTIVAL: Multiple days of bilingual, bicultural and out-there theater include a punk-rock satire and performance art by Japanese ‘viruses.’ Various Montréal-area locations, times and prices. Info, 514-849-3378. ‘JOE: THE PERFECT MAN’: Professional clown and character actress Rachelle Elie embodies a plaid-clad dweeb auditioning for Macbeth. Scene Mirror Stage, 4247 St. Dominique, Montréal, 6:30 p.m. $9. Info, 514-849-3378. ‘TWIST IN THE RISING’: Professional actors stage Montpelier poet Sarah Brock’s play about medieval women who conspire to keep their household. Harwood Union High School, South Duxbury, 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, www. moxieproductions.org or 371-7400.

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‘GRBAVICA: THE LAND OF MY DREAMS’: In this contemporary film set in Sarajevo, a war widow and her 12-year-old daughter cope with crises amid daily domesticity. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600.

ANIMAL FEEDING: Watch critters do dinner with help from the animal-care staff at ECHO, Burlington, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 & 3 p.m. $7-9. Info, 864-1848. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Readings of family faves provide morning fun for toddlers at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: Picture books and puppets engage growing readers aged 3-5. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. WILLISTON STORY HOUR: Crafts and books fuel the imaginations of kids ages 3-5. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 1 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918. WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: Children gather for games, songs and stories at the Westford Library, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. HINESBURG PLAYGROUP: Youngsters let loose in a fun, friendly, toy-filled atmosphere. Hinesburg Town Hall, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 453-3038. WATERBURY STORYTIME: Little ones ages 2 and under get hooked on books at the Waterbury Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. ‘MUSIC IN THE GARDEN’: Parents and tots under age 6 dance and sing songs about bees, birds, flowers, fruits and veggies. Webb Lounge, Trinity Church, Shelburne, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 760-9207.

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words AUTHORS BY THE PARK: Novelist, essayist, memoirist and gardener Jamaica Kincaid describes writing her travelogue, Among Flowers: A Walk in the Himalayas. Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 476-7550. MIDDLE EASTERN VOICES: Readers of Arabic, Persian, Hebrew and Turkish literature in translation cuddle up with A.B. Yehoshua’s novel The Lover. South Hero Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 372-6209. DENISE BROWN: The Connecticut author shares excerpts from The Unspeakable, drawn from journal entries written in the year after her husband’s violent death at the hands of a disgruntled employee. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. BOOK DISCUSSION: Readers contemplate madeleines and Alain de Botton’s self-help literary biography, How Proust Can Change Your Life. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. ‘HOME ON THE PAGE’: Literary listeners absorb readings of collaborations between homeless and housed writers. Pickering Room, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 863-0157.

talks MUSIC HISTORY: Vermont fiddler and researcher Burt Porter presents an overview of the process by which British ballads became Yankee ones. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 388-4581. H20 ACTION: Co-editors Cleo WoelfleErskine and Judy Oskar Cole explain river restoration projects detailed in their book Dam Nation: Dispatches from the Water Underground. Black Sheep Books, Montpelier, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 225-8906.

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ESL GROUP: Non-native speakers learn English at the South Burlington Community Library, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. Also at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. CHESS GROUP: Beginning and intermediate-level players cut corners to put each other’s kings in check. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. KNITTING POSSE: Needle-wielding crafters convene over good yarns. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7076. NOONTIME KNITTERS: Crafty types pause for patterns amid midday stitches. Waterbury Public Library, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. VETERANS JOB NETWORKING: Ex-soldiers share labor-market tips, training info and employment leads. VFW Post, Essex Junction, 9:30-11 a.m. & American Legion Post, St. Albans, 1-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 652-0339. CHARITY BINGO: Players seek matches on numbered cards, then say the word. Broadacres Bingo Hall, Colchester, 7 p.m. $10 for 12 cards. Info, 860-1510. VOLUNTEER ORIENTATION: In 45-minute info sessions, neighborhood helpers hear about a program that coordinates friendly home visits and assistance for aging seniors. Champlain Valley Agency on Aging, Chace Mill, Burlington, 2-6 p.m. Free. Info, www. cvaa.org or 865-0360. MEDIA WORKSHOPS: Video manipulators learn how to encode and upload digital footage, then stick around for pointers about making a good public service announcement. CCTV Channel 17 Studio, Burlington, 3 & 6 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 862-3966, ext. 16. ‘HEALING CENTERED’: Open-minded adults who feel worn down sample energy healing in 15-minute sessions. Cutler Memorial Library, Plainfield, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 454-1095. LOCALVORE POTLUCK: Area farmers share their views on food production at a community meal featuring ingredients grown in Vermont. Unitarian Church, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free, bring a dish to share. Info, www.eatlocalvt.org or 338-0626. UVM JOB FAIR: Burlington’s largest employer hosts a forum advertising oncampus staff positions. Billings Student Center, UVM, Burlington, 3-5:30 p.m., resume workshop 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3494.

CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: Fans of cocoa-covered confectionery see how it’s made at Laughing Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9591.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. BURLINGTON CONCERT BAND PRACTICE: Community musicians of all ages prep marches for outdoor summer performances. Burlington High School Music Room, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, www.burlingtonconcertband.org or 578-3467. WATERBURY ROTARY CONCERT SERIES: Members of the band Resouled break out funky r&b numbers at Rusty Parker Memorial Park, Waterbury, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 244-0811.

dance ‘ORCHESTRAL DANCES’: Tutu wearers embody instrumental music from bar to barre. The New England Ballet Conservatory, South Burlington, 7 p.m. $5-8. Info, 865-6800.

drama MONTREAL FRINGE FESTIVAL: See June 13. ‘JOE: THE PERFECT MAN’: See June 13, 8 p.m. ‘TWIST IN THE RISING’: See June 13, $15.

film ‘GRBAVICA: THE LAND OF MY DREAMS’: See June 13.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: Shutterbugs develop film and print pictures at the Center for Photographic Studies, Barre, 6-9 p.m. $8 per hour. Reservations and info, 479-4127. LIFE DRAWING: Artists 16 and older sketch a live model in various poses using the medium of their choice, with or without instruction. Studio STK, Burlington, lesson 5-6 p.m. $14. Free drawing 6-8 p.m. $8. Info, 657-3333.

words THOMAS CHRISTOPHER GREENE: The author of I’ll Never Be Long Gone reads from and signs his new novel, Envious Moon. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

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A fashion trunk show at the Green Closet has the buzz of an art opening. I was barely in the door when owner Xmas Maxon-Alley descended and offered me a glass of wine. Not to mention cheese, crackers and dried cherries. Eighties music played from somewhere. The goldenrod-colored walls were artfully lined with a mix of vintage and indie-designed dresses and shirts, secondhand cowboy boots, pillbox hats and very cool jeans. Maxon-Alley’s free-form fashion sense was something to behold. Her short, layered haircut was dyed red, with a shock of blond across the forehead. Fake pearls were wound around her throat. She wore a military-green jacket over an angry-colored tee and a long, silky negligee, flowing culottes and heeled sandals. This was, after all, her trunk show. She pointed out a rack of skirts, shirts and dresses bearing her label, Post-Decadent Reconstructed. Surprisingly, more men than women popped in over the evening; all scanned the goods with open-mouthed delight. One woman, in a green velvet jacket and carrying a glittering gold purse, stopped dead at the sight of a pair of mannequins in male and female indie dress. She pulled out her cellphone and made a call. “You have to come here; these two mannequins are wearing outfits you and I should be wearing!” she commanded. My friend pulled a strappy sundress off the Post-Decadent rack with a low “Oooh.” It was brown and cream in alternating strips, cut from two old pairs of hemp pants and sewn so that the seams showed. “That one’s from scratch. It took me days to do it,” Maxon-Alley explained. Then she grabbed a skirt, held it against her waist, and swished her hips for the folks just arriving, all the while chatting animatedly about the other designers she carries. When my friend finally settled on a different dress, Maxon-Alley was just as happy, and praised us for “getting” the environmental and political importance of buying recycled, handmade clothing. But “Burlington is a little behind,” she added. Apparently “thinking green” hasn’t filtered down to fashion here yet, but no doubt it’s just a matter of time. AMY LILLY

BOOK DISCUSSION: Readers of The Sound and the Fury by William Faulkner examine its depiction of a post-Civil War family breakdown. Warren Public Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 496-9458. CUBICLE CUES: Consultants Dennis and Michelle Reina, authors of Trust and Betrayal in the Workplace, discuss how to build and sustain effective relationships on the job. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

talks LAND USE HISTORY: Biologist Kim Royar of the Vermont Fish and Wildlife Department explains how human activity affects populations of fur-bearing animals such as wolves, lynx, fishers and beavers. Montshire Museum, Norwich, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 649-2200. VOLUNTARY CLEANUP: Vermont Law School professor Martha Judy explains how the U.S. Supreme Court could better support polluters who pick up their own messes. Chase Community Center, Vermont Law School, South Royalton, noon. Free. Info, 831-1332.

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ANIMAL FEEDING: See June 13. WESTFORD STORYTIME: Kids ponder picture books and create crafts at the Westford Library, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. KIDS’ GARDEN TOUR: Young ones explore the world of plants on a walk around the Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 10 a.m. & 1 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. ‘LITTLE ROOTS’ STORYTIME: Kids gather to hear tales about plants, flowers and bugs. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. MUSIC TIME: Growing listeners under age 5 contemplate chords and bounce to rhythms. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. WINOOSKI PLAYGROUP: Babies up to age 2 socialize with each other and their caregivers at a session offering music, books and toys. Winooski Memorial Library, 11 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 655-6424.

ZUMBA FITNESS: Step-by-steppers try out Latin-dance-inspired exercises mixed with African and Far Eastern moves. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 7 p.m. $10. Info, www.vtzumba.com or 310-6686.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See June 13. DRINKING LIBERALLY: Bottoms-up democracy fuels discussion at a meeting of political progressives. American Flatbread, Burlington, 8-10 p.m. Free. Info, 267-237-7488.

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FARMERS’ MARKETS: Browse among open-air booths selling homegrown produce, baked goods and crafts. Aldrich Public Library Lawn, Barre, 2-6 p.m. Free. Info, 223-2456. Rusty Parker Memorial Park, Waterbury, 3-7 p.m. Free. Info, 888-7279. Champlain Mill, Winooski, 3:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 655-6410, ext. 13. Ethan Allen Park, Burlington, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 316-6073. VERMONT CHESS CLUB: Pawn pushers strategize to better their games. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0198. BRIDGE CLUB: Partners shuffle cards and chat at the Godnick Senior Center, Rutland, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 287-5756. QUEEN CITY BNI: Local members of Business Network International schmooze at a weekly breakfast meeting to help promote one another’s companies. Room 202, Vermont Tech, Blair Industrial Park, Williston, 8 a.m. First visit is free. Info, 985-9965.

‘YOUNG SLEUTHS MYSTERY NIGHT’: Participants get clues from costumed interpreters dressed as Nancy Drew and the Hardy Boys while trying to track down missing artwork. Shelburne Museum, 5-8 p.m. $18, half-price for Vermont residents. Info, 985-3346. BOSTON TOUR: Infrastructure buffs take in New England’s largest shipping port, plus Logan International Airport. Buses leave from St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 6:15 a.m. $80. Reservations and info, www.vcwa.org or 654-2727. BUSINESS WORKSHOP: Would-be networkers learn how to make an effective first impression. Windjammer Conference Center, South Burlington, 8 a.m. Free. Info, 800-639-1012. BEACH BALL: Diners party summer style and support area charities by purchasing seaside spheres. Elks Lodge, Burlington, 6:15 p.m. $100 includes dinner for two. Info, www.jlcv.com or 879-2062.

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THIS LAND IS YOUR LAND Anyone anxious about sprawl can appreciate the Vermont Land Trust’s mission. Since 1977, the nonprofit has helped protect more than 465,000 acres, or 8 percent of the state’s privately held real estate, using conservation easements, which help landowners limit development while keeping their land available for farming, forestry and recreation. A Saturday celebration honors open space — and the VLT’s 30th anniversary. Six field trips cover a range of topics, including pasture management, wine and cheesemaking, and forestry, while kids can visit cows, chickens and other farmyard denizens. Afterward, localvores graze on American Flatbread’s hearth-baked pizzas and shake tail feathers to the old-time puckery pluckings of the Lemon Fair String Band. Vermont Land trust CeLebration

Saturday, June 16, Coach Barn, Shelburne Farms, 11:15 a.m. – 6 p.m. $5-10. Info, 223-5234. www.vlt.org

VERMONT BUSINESS ROUNDTABLE: Historian and journalist Doris Kearns Goodwin keynotes a 20th-anniversary meal with a comparison of various U.S. presidents at war. Sheraton Hotel, South Burlington, 5:30-9:30 p.m. $100 includes dinner. Reservations and info, www. vtroundtable.org or 865-5202.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. YOUNG ARTISTS’ OPERA CONCERT: Up-and-coming vocalists showcase signature pieces practiced as part of the Green Mountain Opera Festival. Joslyn Round Barn, Waitsfield, 7:30 p.m. $18. Info, 496-7722. ‘ELECTRON THEORY’: Local percussionist-composer Brian Johnson presents a three-part show with cymbals, gongs, spoken-word and a composition for solo triangle. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8 p.m. $18. Info, 863-5966. ADAM ROSENBERG: The singersongwriter and high school English teacher shares original folk on frets and keyboards. Brick Box, Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 7-9 p.m. Donations. Info, 775-0903.

dance BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7-10 p.m. $10. Info, 862-2207. ARGENTINEAN TANGO: Shoulders back, chin up! With or without partners, dancers of all abilities strut to bandoneón riffs in a self-guided practice session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $5. Info, 598-1077. ENGLISH COUNTRY DANCE: Lively music inspires movers to make rural rounds in clean, soft-soled shoes. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7-9:30 p.m. $7, free for beginners. Info, 899-2378.

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MONTREAL FRINGE FESTIVAL: See June 13. ‘JOE: THE PERFECT MAN’: See June 13, 5 p.m. ‘TWIST IN THE RISING’: See June 13, $15.

READING GROUP: Page turners discuss Jodi Picoult’s novel My Sister’s Keeper. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 388-4095.

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talks ‘CLIMATE & HUMAN ACTION’: Concerned citizens get the scientific scoop on global warming, plus information on ways to reduce individual CO2 outputs. Marsh-BillingsRockefeller National Historical Park, Woodstock, 3 p.m. Free. Reservations and info, 457-3368, ext. 22.

The University Mall, Maple Tree Place, Essex Outlets, the Airport, Shelburne Museum, Montpelier, Middlebury and even St. Albans.

‘OPERATION LYSISTRATA’: This feature-length documentary depicts the 2003 genesis and execution of The Lysistrata Project, a worldwide, theater-based protest against the U.S. invasion of Iraq. See “State of the Arts,” this issue. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 7 & 9 p.m. $10. Info, www.pjcvt.org or 863-2345, ext. 3. ‘AFTER THE WEDDING’: In this Danish film, an expat aid worker helping orphans in India negotiates with a billionaire hotelier for a potential donation. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600. ‘HOLDING OUR OWN’: Burlington filmmaker Camilla Rockwell launches her documentary about end-of-life care, with help from area hospice choruses. Alumni Auditorium, Champlain College, 7 p.m. $12. Info, 864-6263. ‘THE FUTURE OF FOOD’: This powerful documentary questions the use of genetically modified organisms in America’s food supply. A discussion with local organic farmers and grocers follows. On the Rise Bakery, Richmond, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 434-7787.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. BEAD DEMO: Jewelry makers see how to string punctured shapes into necklaces and bracelets. Creative Habitat, South Burlington, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 862-0646. SCREENPRINTING DEMO: T-shirts? Underwear? Artistic types learn how to set self-designed images on pretty much anything. Artists’ Mediums, Williston, 4-6 p.m. Free. Info, 879-1236.

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ANIMAL FEEDING: See June 13. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See June 13, 9:30 a.m., for children ages 3-5. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: Youngsters age 3 and older gather for easy listening at the South Burlington Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. SUMMER READING KICKOFF: Budding browsers hear songs and stories, then sign up for book-themed vacation activities. South Burlington Library, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. TODDLER TIME: Tykes ages 1-3 let off steam with songs, books and rhyming games. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918. MOVEMENT & MUSIC: Kids ages 2 to 5 learn about “on the go” science. ECHO, Burlington, 1:15 p.m. $7-9. Info, 864-1848. LINCOLN LIBRARY STORYTIME: Youngsters up to age 5 form good reading habits in a tale-centered song-and-craft session. Lincoln Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 453-2665. TEEN MOVIE NIGHT: Colonel Mustard, in the billiard room? Kids catch Clue, the comedy mystery based on the board game. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

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etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See June 13. CHARITY BINGO: See June 13. FARMERS’ MARKETS: See June 14, Route 15, one mile west of Hardwick, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 274-0203. Volunteers Green, Richmond, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-5273. Westford Common, 4-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-7405. TERTULIA LATINA: Latinoamericanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en español at Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3440. QUECHEE BALLOON FESTIVAL: Up, up and away! Hitch an inflatable ride, then hear music, play games and visit more than 60 craft vendors. Quechee Village Green, 3-8 p.m. $10. Info, 295-7900. RUMMAGE SALE: Bargain seekers locate reasonably priced household goods, clothes and oddments at 1416 North Avenue, Burlington, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. Free. Info, 863-5700. FRIDAY NIGHT FIX: Bicyclists learn how to mend a flat tire, or whatever else needs tuning up on their two-wheelers. Onion River Sports, Montpelier, 6-7:45 p.m. Free. Info, 229-9409. DROP SPINDLE WORKSHOP: Fabric artists use gravity to form yarn from different types of washed, carded wool. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 5:30-7 p.m. $18 includes spindle. Registration and info, 223-8004, ext. 202. VEGETARIAN GOURMET: The Vermont Center for Integrative Herbalism hosts a meatless meal featuring local, organic ingredients. A silent auction of books, crafts, services and artwork follows at the Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 6:30 p.m. $15. Reservations and info, info@ vtherbcenter.org or 613-1018.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. OPERA BENEFIT: Five vocalists with the Green Mountain Opera Festival offer arias by Puccini, Verdi, Bizet and other composers at a fundraiser for the Bundy Center for the Arts, Waitsfield, grounds open for picnics at 6:30 p.m., concert 8 p.m. $20. Info, www.bundycfa.org or 496-4781. BREAD & BONES: Local musicians Richard Ruane, Mitch Barron and Beth Duquette offer original and eclectic folk at the Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. BENEFIT CONCERT: Vermont-based bluegrass group Gold Train Limited chugs through old-time tunes to support an upcoming Labor Day parade. The Woods at Wihakowi, Northfield, 6 p.m. $5. Info, 485-9206. KIRTAN SINGING: Yoga students stretch their vocal cords with call-and-response chants in Sanskrit. Yoga Vermont, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 229-2463. VERMONT INTERNATIONAL CHORAL FESTIVAL: Six vocal groups from five states sing in succession. See calendar spotlight. Stowe Community Church, 12:30-3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-2200. CHORAL FESTIVAL MASSED CHOIR CONCERT: A multi-chorus ensemble presents composer Robert De Cormier’s arrangements of nine familiar works. See calendar spotlight. Concert Meadow, Trapp Family Lodge, Stowe, gates open 6 p.m., concert 7 p.m. $5-15. Info, 877-467-8693.

dance ‘GO: AN EVENING OF DANCE’: Northeast Kingdom-based choreographer Lisa Nelson conducts a moving conversation with dancer Scott Smith. See calendar spotlight. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8 p.m. $18. Info, 863-5966.

CONTRA DANCE: Caller Will Mentor motivates movers to fiddle, accordion, piano and guitar music by a live band. Capitol City Grange, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $8 includes refreshments. Info, 744-6163.

drama MONTREAL FRINGE FESTIVAL: See June 13. ‘JOE: THE PERFECT MAN’: See June 13, 11:30 p.m. ‘TWIST IN THE RISING’: See June 13, $15.

film ‘AFTER THE WEDDING’: See June 15, 7 & 9:10 p.m. ARABIC FILMS: Two short documentaries directed by Omar Amiralay, one in 1970 and one in 2003, chronicle the debilitating effects of a deeply flawed Syrian dam system. Dana Auditorium, Middlebury College, 7 & 9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ARTIST MARKET: Local artists show their stuff and offer original works for sale. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts Plaza, Burlington, 9 a.m. – 2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7165. BLOCK PRINTING DEMO: A linoleum carver covers cutouts with ink to create art on the page. Artists’ Mediums, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 879-1236.

talks BUDDHIST LECTURE: Tibetan teacher Kyabje Trijang Chocktrul Rinpoche offers commentary on how to attain bodhisattva-style compassion. Trijang Buddhist Institute, Northfield, 10 a.m. – 5 p.m. Donations. Info, 485-4140.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See June 13. WINOOSKI PLAYGROUP: See June 14, 10-11 a.m. ‘SATURDAY STORIES’: Librarians read from popular picture books at the Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. BORDERS STORYTIME: Little bookworms listen to stories at Borders, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-2711. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Kids ages 4 and up settle down for stories at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. ‘FIREFLIES & MOONBEAMS’: Storyteller Marilyn McDowell shares nighttime tales with tiny tots. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. ‘FABULOUS FROGS’: Amphibian lovers ages 4 and older prowl around a pond to catch long-legged companions. Shelburne Farms, ages 4 & 5, 9:30-11:30 a.m.; ages 6 and up, 12:30-2:30 p.m. $12 per parent-child pair. Registration and info, 985-8686, ext. 41. KIDS’ PIRATE FESTIVAL: Small fry don costumes to search for hidden treasure, practice sea slang and board a replica schooner. Lake Champlain Maritime Museum, Basin Harbor, Vergennes, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $5-9, kids 5 and under get in free. Info, 475-2022. LITTLE ANGLERS FISHING DERBY: Line toters age 14 and under celebrate family, friends and finned critters on the shores of the Lamoille River. Lamoille River Recreation area, Milton, 10 a.m. – 2 p.m. Free. Info, 879-3466.

sport DROP-IN YOGA: Basic-level stretchers improve flexibility and balance in a casual session. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 11:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 793-2656. MT. WASHINGTON HIKE: Intrepid outdoorspeople dress in winter layers for a difficult 10-mile scramble up New England’s highest peak. Call for meeting location and time. Free. Info, 658-1321.

<calendar > etc CHARITY BINGO: See June 13. FARMERS’ MARKETS: See June 14, 60 State Street, Montpelier, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 685-4360. Burlington City Hall Park, 8:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 888-889-8188. Taylor Park, St. Albans, 9 a.m. – 2 p.m. Free. Info, 933-8325. Marble Works, Middlebury, 9 a.m. – 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 247-8083. Williston Village Green, 9 a.m. – 1 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7728. Shelburne Parade Ground, 9 a.m. – 1 p.m. Free. Info, 985-2472. QUECHEE BALLOON FESTIVAL: See June 15, 5:30 a.m. – 9 p.m. RUMMAGE SALE: See June 15. ESSEX LARP: Wannabe wizards, werewolves and vampires get together for fantasy role-play based on a theatrical book franchise. Amtrak Station, Essex Junction, 8 p.m. Free. Info, www. soulcages.net or 872-9766. USED BOOK DROP-OFF: Need more shelf space? Readers donate codices in good condition for a June library sale. Old Firehouse, next to Union Memorial School, Colchester Village, 9 a.m. – noon. Free. Info, 879-7576. GRASSROOTS ART: Senior citizens share their creative efforts in the form of live music, theater and short story readings. Presto Music Store, Blue Mall, South Burlington, 1:30-2:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 658-0030. VERMONT LAND TRUST CELEBRATION: Field trips, kids’ activities and live music by the Lemon Fair String Band mark 30 years of land conservation efforts. See calendar spotlight. Coach Barn, Shelburne Farms, 11:15 a.m. – 6 p.m. $5-10. Info, 223-5234. FRENCH ROUNDTABLE: Speakers at various skill levels order café during an open practice session. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. WAGON RIDE WEEKEND: Riders lounge in sweet-smelling hay on narrated, horse-drawn routes along the Ottauquechee River. Billings Farm, Woodstock, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $10. Info, 457-2355. RUSTIC TRELLISES: Arts and crafts appreciators learn how to join and bend saplings into an outdoor grid. Justin Morrill State Historic Site, Strafford, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $100 includes materials. Registration and info, 603-643-5384. FATHER’S DAY WEEKEND FISHING DERBY: Freshwater fans angle for prizes in a catch-and-release contest on Lake Champlain. Various locations, times and prices. Info, www.lciderby. com or 879-3466. ‘TRINKETS & TREASURES’ SALE: Antiques, books and practical household items draw supporters of Saint Anne’s Shrine, Isle La Motte, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. Free. Info, 928-3362. LIBRARY BOOK SALE: Heavy readers heft tomes and purchase paperbacks at the Fletcher Free Library, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. WOMEN BUSINESS OWNERS NETWORK: Female would-be entrepreneurs get tips on how to start and sustain self-employment at an exposition of different small companies. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 10:30 a.m. – 3 p.m. Free. Info, info@wbon.org or 363-9266. WILD EDIBLES WALK: Outdoor foragers learn how to supplement from-the-cupboard foods with salad greens such as lamb’s quarters, sorrel and chickweed. Center for Whole Communities, Knoll Farm, Fayston, 9:30 a.m. – 12:30 p.m. $25. Info, www.wholecommunities.org or 496-5690. BULB ROUNDUP: Volunteer gardeners remove tulips from display beds, and replace them with pre-started dahlias. UVM Horticultural Research Center, South Burlington, 9 a.m. – noon. Free. Info, www.friendsofthehortfarm.org or 864-3073.

‘CONSERVATION’S SPIRITUAL ROOTS’: Walkers hear how Native American and European religious beliefs influenced the landscape at the Marsh-BillingsRockefeller National Historical Park, Woodstock, 2:30 p.m. $8. Reservations and info, 457-3368, ext. 22. CAR WASH: Clean-wheel donations support small, clownish canines cared for by Green Mountain Pug Rescue. Executive Car Wash, Burlington, 10 a.m. – 5 p.m. Donations. Info, www. gmpr.org or 425-3599. CHINESE MEDICINE DEMO: Registered nurse Ann Ramsey applies ancient foodcombination theories that promote health. City Market, Burlington, 10 a.m. – 2 p.m. Free. Info, 656-2085. CAREGIVER SEMINAR: Grief specialist John Welshons offers information to hospice workers about the importance of looking after oneself while attending to others, long-term. Vermont Zen Center, Shelburne, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. $65. Registration and info, 388-4111.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. BURLINGTON CONCERT BAND: Community musicians of all ages perform marches and medleys for bandstand connoisseurs. Battery Park, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 578-3467. ROCHESTER CHAMBER MUSIC SOCIETY SERIES: Violinist Soovin Kim, violist Choong-Jin Chang, and cellist Peter Stumpf concertize on various compositions. Rochester Federated Church, pre-concert talk 3:30 p.m., concert 4 p.m. Donations. Info, 767-9234. VERMONT INTERNATIONAL CHORAL FESTIVAL: Choirs from Arizona, Minnesota and other states sing at six separate services. See calendar spotlight. St. Andrew Church, Waterbury, 9 a.m.; Stowe Community Church, 9:30 a.m.; Shelburne United Methodist Church, 9:30 a.m.; St. Paul’s Cathedral, Burlington, 10 a.m.; St. Augustine Parish, Montpelier, 10:30 a.m. and St. Michael’s College Chapel, Colchester, 11 a.m. Donations. Info, 862-2200.

dance ‘THE HISTORY OF THE FUTURE SUITE’: Movement artist Selene Colburn shows an improv-dance work-in-progress performed with community volunteers. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 863-5966.

drama MONTREAL FRINGE FESTIVAL: See June 13. ‘JOE: THE PERFECT MAN’: See June 13, 6 p.m.

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QUECHEE BALLOON FESTIVAL: See June 15, 5:30 a.m. – 7 p.m. RUMMAGE SALE: See June 15. WAGON RIDE WEEKEND: See June 16. FATHER’S DAY WEEKEND FISHING DERBY: See June 16. RUSTIC FURNITURE: Hankering for the Berenstain Bears’ chairs? Learn how to design your own seats or tables from saplings. Justin Morrill State Historic Site, Strafford, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $100 includes materials. Registration and info, 603-643-5384. FATHER’S DAY OUTING: Field naturalist Jesse Mohr leads a narrated land-use history hike across former farmland. Rokeby Museum, Ferrisburgh, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 877-3406. STRAWBERRY FESTIVAL: Fruit aficionados see red at a shortcake-andjam jubilee with concerts, games and craft sales. United Church of Christ, Wadhams, N.Y., 1-4 p.m. Donations. Info, 518-565-4696. BON VOYAGE PARTY: Well-wishers bid a watery adieu to the replica schooner Lois McClure as she departs on a 100day tour of New York’s canal system. Lake Champlain Maritime Museum, Basin Harbor, Vergennes, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 475-2022.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. SOLO CONCERT: Cellist Jonathan Tortolano performs J.S. Bach’s sixth suite and the rarely heard “Sonate pour Violoncelle Seul” by Eugene Ysaye. St. Michael’s College Chapel, Colchester, 12:15 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2508. SAMBATUCADA! REHEARSAL: Percussive people pound out carnival rhythms at an open meeting of this Brazilianstyle community drumming troupe. New members are welcome at the Switchback Brewery, Burlington, 6 p.m. $5. Info, 343-7107. JAZZ JAM: Instrumentalists play informally on horns and wind instruments. Presto Music Store, Blue Mall, South Burlington, 4:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 658-0030. CHAMPLAIN ECHOES REHEARSAL: This women’s a cappella chorus welcomes new members for four-part harmonies. The Pines Senior Center, South Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0040.

dance SWING DANCING: Put on your saddle shoes and head for an old-fashioned sock hop at The Black Door, Montpelier, 7:30-9 p.m. $5. Info, 223-1806.

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kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See June 13. KIDS’ PIRATE FESTIVAL: See June 16. SUMMER READING: Kids in grades 1-6 bring their dads to decode messages and solve puzzles inside a magic tree house. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

sport STOWE PINNACLE HIKE: A difficult 12-mile trek up Worcester and Hogback mountains offers multiple long-distance views. Meet at the Stowe Pinnacle parking lot, call for time. Free. Info, 879-0755.

etc CHARITY BINGO: See June 13, 2 & 7 p.m.

CONTEMPORARY FICTION GROUP: Readers of Three Junes by Julia Glass review the novel’s enigmatic characters. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

talks ‘GROWING UP IN TODAY’S WORLD’: Researcher, author and educator James Garbarino considers how to help young people avoid violence while coming of age. See calendar spotlight. First Congregational Church, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 316-2079.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See June 13. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See June 13, for children ages 2-3. ‘MUSIC IN THE GARDEN’: See June 13, Unitarian Church, Burlington, 10:15 a.m. and The Sports & Fitness Edge, Williston, noon.

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MUSIC TIME: See June 14. DADS’ GROUP: Fathers and fathersto-be bring offspring up to age 6 to a playgroup, meal and social hour. Winooski Family Center, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1422. FAR-OUT FACES: Lions, tigers, bears and butterflies: Kids in grades K-8 get painted mugs at summer reading program sign-ups. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. and 1:30-3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

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etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See June 13. SUMMER BOOK SALE: Readers speak volumes after perusing pages at the Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 10 a.m. - 8 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. ‘MEMORY MONDAY’: Adults 55 and over take advantage of a free memory screening. Fletcher Allen Health Care, Burlington, call for appointment. Free. Registration and info, 847-9488. ‘WOMEN & AFFLUENCE’ WORKSHOP: A certified feng shui consultant and a licensed financial advisor explain how female earners can claim and establish financial power. Hauke Family Center, Champlain College, Burlington, noon – 1 p.m. Free. Reservations and info, 496-2306.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. CASTLETON CONCERT SERIES: The Vermont supergroup Kilimanjaro returns to the heights of jazz-rock fusion. Castleton Green, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 273-2911. GREEN MOUNTAIN CHORUS: Male music-makers rehearse barbershop singing and quartetting at St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 655-2949.

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SWING DANCING: Open practice makes perfect for music-motivated swing dancers of all levels. Champlain Club, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $3. Info, 860-7501.

ENVIRONMENTAL DEFENSE: Randy Hill, the deputy director of the EPA’s Office of Civil Enforcement, explains a recent Supreme Court decision allowing Clean Air Act-lawsuits against coal-fired power plants. Chase Community Center, Vermont Law School, South Royalton, noon. Free. Info, 831-1332. DIGITAL FORENSICS: Computer expert Gary Kessler examines the technological trails left by criminal activity. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. ENERGY POLICY: Vermont Law School professor Michael Dworkin discusses the connection between fossil fuels, energy imports and environmental concerns in both the U.S. and China. Big Picture Theater & Café, Waitsfield, 7 p.m. Free. Info, www.gmgf.org or 496-2490.

drama ‘INTO THE WOODS’: In this musical by Stephen Sondheim, familiar fairy-tale characters write the postscript to “happily ever after.” McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 8 p.m. $30. Info, www. saintmichaelsplayhouse.org or 654-2281. ‘SWINGTIME CANTEEN’ AUDITIONS: Female vocalists try out for one of five roles in this WWII-era song revue with 30 vintage ditties. Mary Hogan Elementary School, Middlebury, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, www.middleburycommunityplayers.org or 388-6413. VERMONT PLAYWRIGHTS CIRCLE: Dramatic personae read two short plays by local authors — Mary McCullough’s Bottom Lines and Jim Hogue’s Mixed Nuts. Montpelier City Hall Auditorium, 7 p.m. $5. Info, 485-5689.

film ‘AFTER THE WEDDING’: See June 15. SECRET MOVIE NIGHT: Indie film buffs wait with bated breath for a cinematic surprise. Studio STK, Burlington, 8 p.m. $3. Info, 657-3333.

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words BURLINGTON WRITERS’ GROUP: Bring pencil, paper and the will to be inspired to the Blue Star Café, Winooski, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 758-2287. JEFFREY ROBERTS: The author of The Atlas of American Artisan Cheese connects wheels of artisan cheddar and brie to increased interest in the local food movement. See story, page 03B. La Brioche Bakery, Montpelier, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774.

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kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See June 13. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See June 13. Toddlers take their turns with tales first, 9:10-9:30 a.m. WILLISTON STORY HOUR: See June 13, 11 a.m. ‘MUSIC IN THE GARDEN’: See June 13, Jazzercise, Waterbury, 10:30 a.m. FAR-OUT FACES: See June 18. WINOOSKI STORYTIME: Preschoolers aged 2-and-a-half to 5 expend energy in finger play and song, then listen to tales. Winooski Memorial Library, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 655-6424. ECHO STORYTIME: Young explorers discover the wonders of the natural world through books and imaginative play. ECHO, Burlington, 11 a.m. $7-9. Info, 864-1848. LIBRARY DOG LISTENERS: Budding book handlers gain confidence by reading aloud to trained canines. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918.

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Monday, June 18, First Congregational Church, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 316-2079. www.bsdvt.org www. firstchurchburlington.org READING RAINBOW AUTHORS: Young writers who entered VT Public Television’s contest for creators read their original stories. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 10:30 a.m. & 3 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. TREASURE HUNT: Summer readers in grades K-6 seek hidden trinkets, then sign up for vacation-time activities. Warren Public Library, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 496-3913. TASTY READS: Culinary students prep strawberry shortcake and share berry books with kids entering grades 1 and up. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 1-2 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. RED WING PUPPET THEATER: Mysterious figurines share small secrets at a summer reading kickoff. Cabot Public Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 563-2721.

sport ZUMBA FITNESS: See June 14. COMMUNITY YOGA CLASS: Beginner to intermediate stretchers strike poses for spine alignment. Healing in Common Lobby, Network Chiropractic of Vermont, Shelburne, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 985-9850. TRAIL RUNNING: Cross-country racers of all ages train on a 5K course, with shorter loops for kids. Catamount Outdoor Family Center, Williston, 6 p.m. $3-5. Info, 879-6001. VERMONT LAKE MONSTERS: The Green Mountain State’s minor-league baseball team launches its season with a home game against the Tri-City ValleyCats of Troy, New York. Centennial Field, Burlington, 7:05 p.m. $5-8. Info, 655-4200.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See June 13.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See June 13. CHARITY BINGO: See June 13. FARMERS’ MARKET: See June 14, H.O. Wheeler School, Burlington, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 324-3073. SUMMER BOOK SALE: See June 18. PAUSE CAFE: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up on their linguistics — en français. Borders Café, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1346. SPANISH POTLUCK: Español-speaking gourmets meet for food and conversation. All levels of ability are welcome. Call for Burlington location, 6:30 p.m. Free, bring ingredients or dishes to share. Info, 862-1930.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: See June 13. BARRE CONCERT SERIES: See June 13. Expect classic country numbers from W. Bailey and Company.

dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: See June 13.

drama ‘TWIST IN THE RISING’: See June 13. ‘INTO THE WOODS’: See June 19. ‘SWINGTIME CANTEEN’ AUDITIONS: See June 19.

film ‘AFTER THE WEDDING’: See June 15.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ACRYLIC PAINTING: Seniors create canvasses after learning how to work with versatile, fast-drying colors. Studio Place Arts, Barre, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 479-7069.

words AUTHORS BY THE PARK: See June 13. Barre-based author Jennifer McMahon reads from Promise Not to Tell, her chilling debut novel set in Vermont. CHILDREN’S BOOK CRITIQUE: Professional and aspiring writers and illustrators share their work for youngsters and receive constructive feedback from their peers. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. POETRY OPEN MIKE: Bards take turns voicing original verse, selections from favorite authors or folk ballads sans instruments at this multilingual mélange. Dobrá Tea, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 999-1664. ASH BRITTENHAM: A Montpelier-based youth with muscular dystrophy reads from his children’s book The Adventures of Super Max, which deals with the disease. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 223-4237.

talks GNOSTIC CHRISTIANITY: Listeners get an introduction to this life philosophy, in the form of a PowerPoint presentation. Touchstone Healing Arts, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 524-9706.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See June 13. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: See June 13. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See June 13. WILLISTON STORY HOUR: See June 13. WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: See June 13. HINESBURG PLAYGROUP: See June 13. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See June 13. READING RAINBOW AUTHORS: See June 19, 5 p.m.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See June 13. HASH HOUSE HARRIERS: See June 13, Bayside Park, Colchester, 6-11 p.m. $10 includes post-run barbecue. VERMONT LAKE MONSTERS: See June 19. A second game between the same teams settles the score. BIRDING HIKE: Keep your eyes and ears open from Smuggler’s Notch to Sterling Pond for signs of Blackpoll warblers, Bicknell’s thrushes and yellow-bellied flycatchers. Call for meeting location, 8 a.m. $15. Reservations and info, 229-6206.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See June 13.

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Your Gracious Guide to Love & Lust! Dear Mistress Maeve, My ex-wife and I parted ways four years ago. However, we have a child together, which requires us to have a continuing civil relationship. When we were still together, we invested in a variety of BDSM gear and other “toys.” When we split up, ensuring an equitable distribution of our treasure chest was far from a priority. Now, however, I’m wishing I had been more assertive. I have recently started dating someone who’s interested in experimenting, and some of my old toys and gear would come in handy. However, buying all new equipment is an expensive proposition. My ex-wife is not dating at all, and I am considering asking for my share of these items back. I am concerned that she will be offended, as my request will be a clear indication that I am sexually involved with someone else, and that I intend to use toys that we bought together in this new relationship. Although my sex life and relationships are none of my ex’s business, I want to keep the peace because of our co-parenting obligations. Should I reclaim my stuff, or leave well enough alone?

i Spy... LOOSE CANNON at Organic Tantra I had hoped to run into you and then... you appeared! Too bad I was not alone. I’ve admired you – discreetly – but I hope not so discreet that you can’t figure out who I am...I think (hope) you can?? Shall we finally meet? Dinner, drinks, a few laughs...scuttlebutt is you could use a few right now. So let’s! When: Tuesday, April 17, 2007. Where: Organic Tantra. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901742 Tall Buff Guy Named Jerry Every girl notices you and from what I hear you have been with a few of them. My girlfriends and I think you’re HOT and want to know more (and see) of you. You’re from Vegas and drive a Black Jeep with personal plates. We are the fun blondes that are super loud. Hope to see you around soon. When: Saturday, June 9, 2007. Where: Cuddy’s. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901741 babealicious bike boy Quiet-yet-burly-stud working at Alpine Shop. Silky brown hair, lustrous beard. Your erupting muscles make me dream of you lifting me up in the air, twirling me around like a baton with great passion. Riding laps around my heart since seeing your gaze, intensely magnified by your sensuous glasses. I’m burning to know what looks you’d give me when we’re alone. When: Wednesday, June 6, 2007. Where: Alpine Shop, South Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901740 Old Spokes Home It was Saturday morning, June 9th - I brought my green bike in, looking for a lock, and asked if you worked here. You didn’t, you were kind of nervous and looked like you wished to say something to me. I wanted to say something, but am shy. Get in touch if you’d like. When: Saturday, June 9, 2007. Where: Old Spokes Home. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901739

Sincerely, Toyless

Dear Toyless, During a divorce, people divvy up everything from cars to kids, but no one likes to talk about the sex gear. Couples avoid discussing who gets to keep the love swing and nipple clamps because it’s hurtful to think about each other having sex with other people. In your case, forget about the toys. It’s been four years since you split up — asking for the toys now is just plain tacky and will most likely cause more hurt than it’s worth. Besides, your new partner would probably prefer to play with toys that weren’t previously used to get your ex-wife off. You’re right; sex toys are expensive, but you don’t have to outfit your new toy chest all at once. In fact, you have plenty of things around the house to get you started — hairbrushes and wooden spoons make great paddles, curtain cords and silk scarves double as restraints, and don’t forget the clothespins and ice cubes for sensuous torture.

Happy gear gathering,

MM

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Holy Cowl, Batman! Saturday, June 9 World Naked Bike Ride HOT HOT HOT When: Saturday, June 9, 2007. Where: Naked Bike Ride Day. You: Man. Me: Man. #901738 Hannafords in Barre June 9 Saturday, June 9, early afternoon. You: white shirt, slender, great smile. Me: green shirt, somewhat sad expression on my face. (I had just been to a funeral...) We kept running into each other. I said it was my lucky day...I should have said more than that. When: Saturday, June 9, 2007. Where: Hannafords in Barre. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901737 Do You Heart Art? You: Admiring the Brickel’s clay sculpture at the Farming in Monkton Show at Frog Hollow. Me: Admiring you through the sap bucket kaleidoscope. We struck up a conversation about how well the Frog Hollow artisans creatively depicted the stories written by the Monkton children. I hope to see you at the next major Frog Hollow event for more artsy conversations! When: Friday, June 1, 2007. Where: Middlebury Frog Hollow Art Gallery. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901736 I love your dress. I really meant it! You looked great in it! Too bad I never even got your name... When: Friday, June 8, 2007. Where: Nectar’s. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901735 see you on church street Across from the jewelery store, I was with my friend Tina, she introduced us. Man, you are hot. Love to show what I can do with my mouth. When: Wednesday, May 23, 2007. Where: Church St., Burlington. You: Man. Me: Man. u #901734 Singer on a pier You have a keen eye for kayaks and conversation. Let’s chat at the pier again soon! When: Wednesday, May 23, 2007. Where: Fisherman’s pier. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901733 Cutie at Lincoln Inn Checking you out at the bar. You came over and danced near me. I was wearing a blue shirt/tan pants. You a grey/black shirt, tan shorts/white shoes. I really wanted to dance with you but was too shy to say anything. Was hoping you would make first move. Let me buy you a beer and we can dance next time. When: Friday, June 8, 2007. Where: Lincoln Inn. You: Man. Me: Man. u #901732

Hottie at Marco’s in Shelburne You took my order and we talked about my Middlebury Rocket Science T-shirt. You said you were from Ripton originally. I would like to know more about you. Are you available and would you like to catch up and get to know each other better??? When: Friday, June 8, 2007. Where: Marco’s in Shelburne. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901731 2 More Blocks, Honey. Friday the 8th, 9PM, outside Sweetwaters. You, the cutie on the bike, with the baseball cap. Me, the tranny, walking with a wiggle, that you were so obviously following to the corner of Pearl & S. Winooski Sts. “Yes it is very hot,” I replied. Where did you go? 2 more blocks to my house, Honey. Same time next Friday? When: Friday, June 8, 2007. Where: Church Street. You: Man. Me: Man. u #901730 Cute lady 6/3/07 Richmond You stopped on Hinesburg road. Said thank you! e. I was impressed with your stopping and saying thanks. I would like to have the chance to meet you again. When: Sunday, June 3, 2007. Where: Richmond. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901729 A Major Milestone You were encouraging your cute little dog into your small yellow car. I was smiling at your attention and kindness with Olan. Your excitement was amusing and I could not think of something to say that could match it. I should have said hello, but sometimes just a smile says it all. I hope I see you again someday. When: Tuesday, June 5, 2007. Where: Agway in Montpelier. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901725 SETH You sparked my interest at the Seven Days Single Event at Parima. Nice to see you again. Please call. Susan When: Wednesday, April 25, 2007. Where: Parima. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901724 You liked my buffalo shirt! I was wearing a funny buffalo shirt. You rang up my items at the register. You said you liked my shirt, and I said thanks. I wanted to know your name but your nametag was covered by your hair. What’s your name? When: Thursday, June 7, 2007. Where: Price Chopper. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901723

Shirin kiz... Yup, you got spied my little sweet potato pie! I love you. Thank you for making my life beautiful and asking me to marry you. You know I do...and always will. When: Thursday, June 7, 2007. Where: On the driver’s side. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901717 Winooski - Goat: I miss seeing your stunning blue eyes and your loving smile. I know you are more than a man and I want you all to myself. I hope above all else to get the chance I turned down so dumbly before. My hero. Dinner? I owe you one. When: Sunday, June 3, 2007. Where: My yard. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901716 Propecia and Crutches! I spy 4’5 balding white rapper, crutching around, Moe’s burrito in hand. Losing chess in the park, go get a job sucker! When: Tuesday, June 5, 2007. Where: Park. You: Man. Me: Man. #901715 Langdon St. Barista Bearded hippie barista made my cappuccino and played 2 of my favorite albums back to back! Joni Mitchell’s Blue followed by Nick Drake. I only wish I could have stayed to hear what you’d play next... When: Wednesday, June 6, 2007. Where: Langdon St. Cafe. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901714 Beauty at Thompson’s Bakery Morrisville Saturday, 9:30 am, June 2. We exhanged a couple nice smiles. You got out of a red(?) VW bug. Inside you were sitting by the door with an older couple. Me -had on khaki cargo shorts and dark blue T-shirt. Let’s meet for breakfast. When: Saturday, June 2, 2007. Where: Morrisville. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901713 Lofties, Friends, and the Fam... You are all missed!!! Sure, it’s hot and sunny down here on beautiful Miami Beach, but I can’t help but miss those Green Mountains and all those Vermonters!!! Go have an Herby Turkey for me!!! Love you!!! When: Thursday, May 31, 2007. Where: Beautiful B-Town. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901712 We met at mountain jam. 6/3. You were with a couple of friends; as was I. Our first names share a common first letter. I can’t stop thinking about how beautiful you are and your warm laugh. I wanted to say more to you, but didn’t. I would like to get to know you better. Would you like to meet again? When: Sunday, June 3, 2007. Where: Mountain jam. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901711

mullet in the mobile You were buying beer and my friend and I were getting hot cocoa. Your mullet made our night, go bike riding with us sometime? When: Wednesday, June 6, 2007. Where: Mobile Mart. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901722

Cowboy Junkies @ Higher Ground OOOPS! Wrong night. I saw you on Sat. May 19 at the concert. We stood next to each other and had a few interactions...I wasn’t brave enough to ask you your name...wish I had. You were wearing khakis and a red button-down, I was in jeans and a black shirt. You have a great dispostion. Do you want to meet? When: Saturday, May 19, 2007. Where: Higher Ground. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901710

Studly Jam-maker in Middlesex I spied you at the Settlement Farm. I caught you looking, and I was thinking you’d look better without that shirt. The milkshake was too thick, but the jam was delicious (any chance there’ll be some more?) You can mop your own damn floors, but I’ll warm that couch for you anytime. Don’t expect pie everytime. When: Saturday, June 2, 2007. Where: Middlesex. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901721

TWITTERPATED AGAIN I spy you in the near future.... standing beside me, your formfitting WHITE dress is dancing in the wind with your gorgeous long brown hair, we exchange words, rings then a slow passionate kiss and begin the rest of our lives as husband and wife...just the thought of this has me TWITTERPATED AGAIN. When: Wednesday, June 6, 2007. Where: In all my dreams. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #901709

Hey Inquisitive Girl Maddie: I looked up at your beautiful bright eyes. You said “I’ve never seen anyone reading at a bar before.” I said “It’s a thing to do.” But didn’t you want to know what I was reading? When: Friday, June 1, 2007. Where: VT Pub and Brewery. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #901720

where are you? Where are u hiding? Man in the bus going to Barre before...I wonder where u hiding at? I wanna see u someday again...Let’s ride in the bus. LOL When: Tuesday, May 29, 2007. Where: In the bus. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901708

oh yes wait a minute Mr. Postman, you sure do look good in your ‘The Who’ T-shirt and your fresh 5 o’clock shadow. Take me for a ride on your bike, and after, I can pretend to ask you questions about my car...you can call me by my full name any day hawt stuff. When: Wednesday, June 6, 2007. Where: Frankie’s APT. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901719 Eyes warmed a chilly planet. When we walked into the Daily Planet and I think I actually mouthed the word wow. You have dark warm eyes, dark skin, and dark hair with reddish streaks. Me: red hair, blue eyes. I don’t normally stare, but I couldn’t help but glance your way. I think you were looking back and smiling too. Love to talk with you. When: Sunday, June 3, 2007. Where: Daily Planet. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901718

Discover every inch of me We were in the bus going to Barre that day! You look at me and say “Hi,” I smile at you. I was shy. You have a friend who rides in the bus, too. I hope someday I can see you again everywhere. LOL When: Tuesday, May 29, 2007. Where: Inside the bus going to Barre. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901707 Cowboy Junkies @ Higher Ground We stood next to each other. You wore khakis and a red(ish) shirt. You have a great demeanor and a nice smile. I wanted to start up a conversation, but waited too long and then you were gone. I am tall and was wearing jeans and a black scoopy shirt. Want to talk/meet? When: Friday, May 18, 2007. Where: Higher Ground. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901706 How was your paddle? You’re cute, athletic and were heading out with friends for a paddle down the Lamoille. My friends and I were finishing a bike ride. it seemed like you may have been checking us (me?) out. How about a paddle or a hike sometime? When: Sunday, June 3, 2007. Where: Johnson G.U. parking lot. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901705

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Where is 184?????? Where is the former Acolyte? How I miss those days long ago. Hope you are well, wish you the best. Funny how things turn out. I continue to wonder what if? You always have a special place in my heart. Will always love you, my friend. May we one day meet again. Until then I will wander the beach, empty. When: Tuesday, June 5, 2007. Where: Everywhere. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901704 OLIVIA-I HAVE YOUR iPOD I found an iPod on Maple St. at the bike path. It belongs to Olivia, but that’s all I know. Describe the device, and the name of your first playlist. I want to get it to its home. When: Wednesday, May 23, 2007. Where: Maple St./Battery St., Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901702 Belle femme dancing at Dinashdub Dancing at Usine Electronique, you said you liked my 6-pack and were surprised to find out I wasn’t on anything and wasn’t gay lol. You showed me how to use flourescent sticks. Sweet and beautiful dancer, you are one of the nicest people I have met in forever. I danced so many hours I was zoned. Let’s be friends! When: Saturday, June 2, 2007. Where: Dinashdub/Usine. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901701 I found your love note Heather - Here is your I spy. I found your love note to my husband. You disrespect me and my children to think you could ever be more than a friend to my husband. You will never be woman enough to take my man. DO NOT CALL HIM, EMAIL HIM AND DON’T YOU EVER COME TO MY HOUSE AGAIN. When: Tuesday, June 5, 2007. Where: Vermont. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901700 Cute guy in black pickup In Essex coming onto 2A, you passed me in your black Toyota pickup and looked right at me, the cute blonde who looked right back at you. Come back!! When: Monday, June 4, 2007. Where: Essex. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901699 Ice Cream Addict of Burlington To the homoerotic villain who got her math books stolen...take the cosine of the derivative of x plus Vermonty Python divided by a quadratic banana split to the chocolate sprinkles degree of the exponential chocolate sauce square root and you’ll probably find 3.14 Cheri Blossyms.. ahahahaha. When: Monday, June 4, 2007. Where: Having a musical freakout. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901698 History Major a Major Cutie Well, you asked for it, and here it is: your very own I Spy. Finally had the chance to meet you and I’m not disappointed. You throw a mean shoe, even in the rain at LT. If you ever want a better tour of Stowe, let me know. Don’t worry about the funds, you know I’ll be your sugar mama. When: Wednesday, May 30, 2007. Where: LT in Johnson. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901697

Dude About Town You’re the Sweetheart of the Rodeo meets Paris chic, standing tall in your high heels at Urban everytime I go there for album cover frames. What’s your story? When: Sunday, June 3, 2007. Where: Urban Outfitters. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901696

Edgar Allan Poe+breakfast standards Answer was a bit too verbose, Mr. Maverick. Displayed on my profile, just in case you might be bored, too ;-) When: Saturday, June 2, 2007. Where: I Spy. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901686

Got Milk? I spy a little lady who did a final anthropology project featuring her own prized gems and who has managed to be the most elusive fox in town since! Where have you been? I hope you haven’t forgotten that lemon lime is still the colour of the moment. Would love to see youuuu... When: Monday, June 4, 2007. Where: In the kitchen making womanly cookies. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901694

BUSY EMS EMPLOYEE While I tried on Salomon hiking shoes, you described hiking Katahdin (in sandals!) and I talked about hiking Hellbrook on Mansfield (in shoes). I believe you said you were from Maine and new to the area. I was transfixed by your eyes and spirit. I am 6ft tall with curlyish hair. Let’s go for a hike! When: Monday, May 28, 2007. Where: EMS Sports. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901685

A-Gal-Oh My god you are the most sensuous fox in Burlington! Are you seeing anyone??... because I would like to be seeing you in my bedroom, you saucy dish! Here is to the best and most s-m-a-s-h-ingly terrific summer yet! When: Saturday, June 2, 2007. Where: Sailing on the dreamboat of Lake Champlain. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901693 You Red Cubs Hat- Boobidiah You wore an ugly red velour Cubs hat; I was in some awesome pastels, green and pink. My head: like a computer. My body: hysteria. Missed more than you know. Come back to me soon. When: Saturday, May 19, 2007. Where: SoRo. You: Man. Me: Woman. u #901692 Us in a VW bus On Friday 5/25 You in a small red pickup truck with dark hair and a beard on Swift St, us in a VW bus. You gave us a warm, friendly smile and it brightened our day...who are you? When: Friday, May 25, 2007. Where: Intersection of Spear and Swift St.. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901691 Starry Night Cafe Waitress You were our waitress, we talked of Texas. You are from Houston/Austin, we said we had just returned from Texas. Both my husband and I found you stunningly beautiful and couldn’t take our eyes off of you. We enjoyed our brief conversation—care to continue it over drinks sometime? When: Sunday, June 3, 2007. Where: Starry Night Cafe. You: Woman. Me: Woman. u #901690 My Green Goddess I spy the most beautiful environmental science student in Vermont. Good luck with the internship this week. Missing you from the beach. When: Friday, June 1, 2007. Where: Bingham Falls. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901689 re: your meat wrapping ISPY We at City Market are not sure which guy you mean! We’ve narrowed it down to two. Who is it that checked you out and wrapped the meat? When: Friday, May 25, 2007. Where: City Market. You: Man. Me: Man. #901687

12-year-old shaves head To the short but painfully cute yellow and flannel wearing sex god that just graduated and shaved his head, I think I need to see another painfully Vermont-esque rendition of you making butter out of heavy cream in a nalgene bottle again. Lots of love! When: Friday, June 1, 2007. Where: Farmer’s market. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901684 One time on South Park... I saw that the cook dressed up in an outfit to prove his female masculinity and so that really says that queers should play capture the flag on Waterman green again, which probably proves that you should coordinate a panel for our class so everyone can be distracted while we make out! Come on, even Judith Halberstam wants us to. When: Friday, June 1, 2007. Where: The womb of Savannah. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901683 Meeshyyyy Regresaste de Espana, reasumiste su posicion de capitana, tienes la cara de matrana, y lo mejor? Tenemos todo el verano para estar holgazanas. When: Friday, June 1, 2007. Where: in my wildest dreams. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901682 Somewhere Like Voinitsevka I believe the typographical error of a famous poet’s name is a more poetically philisophical faux pas. Then again, I would not be much of a maverick if I were not exasperating. Although, there are as many souls as there are humans, mate. Thanks for the spy. ~Maverick When: Friday, June 1, 2007. Where: I spy. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901681 Cumby’s Chill Zone Warrior That time you crossed Henry’s sugar packet line and I started wheezing so loud that Raccoon Eyes in the corner with a bad sprayon tan got ultra uptight. You could make my eggs over easy any day. When: Friday, June 1, 2007. Where: In the cyber cafe. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901680 Edgar J Slytherin My Pants! I spy you doing the creepy walk while your mother shows up in a nasty dress. It’s your turn now to stand where I stand... let’s make love in gobs of chocolate cake in a snowstorm. When: Thursday, May 31, 2007. Where: In Natalie Portman’s bed. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901679

Re: Watch your step I’m intrigued and may well be your girl. Tell me a bit more. When: Friday, May 25, 2007. Where: Church St.. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901678 Monstrous Baby Monstrous! We both look at these and say how nice it would be to find someone “spying” us! I just wanted to say I spy the best sister anyone could ask for! Even if we do fight we still can sit down with our furry family and watch movies at night. Life’s going to be good living in B-town with a great roommate! When: Thursday, May 31, 2007. Where: Crowley Street. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901677 Williston Road Starbucks Girl!! You were stunningly beautiful with your flowing long hair as you read your book outside Starbucks Wednesday. I should have told you how inspiring your beauty was, glistening! I may have appeared to be arrogant, of which I’m totally not! Contact me or hit Starbucks again soon! I’m the guy writing a book with his computer...dreaming of you. When: Wednesday, May 30, 2007. Where: Starbucks Williston Road. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #901676 Ted the big Red Jeep Driving in Burlington, cute 20s looking guy in an impressive rig, “Ted”? Nice work! When: Tuesday, May 29, 2007. Where: Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901675

Taebushi & Maverick Not to find my soulmate (lost this) but to cheat boredom, I have had the honor to visit two very exasperating 7D Personals profiles. With all due respect and interest (why post this otherwise?), you eat Nutella (vs. Neutela) and read Allan Poe’s Raven (vs. Allen Poe, not related to FletcherAllen). Metaphysically, which of these mistakes is most unforgivable? ;-) When: Tuesday, May 29, 2007. Where: 7D Personals. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901670 Beautiful Girl in Red Forester: Girl in grey F150 nearly crashed truck craning head backward to see where you got left behind at the Spear Street light. You waved, and I nearly vomited. Baby, you are adorable. I’d like to buy you dinner. The truck lives outside the Daily Planet most days. Leave it a note, please! I might love you. When: Saturday, May 26, 2007. Where: Swift Street. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901669 Flatbread late Monday night The hot little blond sitting at the table next to the bar facing the windows. You must be the gatekeeper cause that smile, and wave goodbye, made me feel like a deer stuck in front of the headlights of an oncoming tractor trailer full of intrigue. I liked it, but I think you already know that. When: Monday, May 28, 2007. Where: Flatbread. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901668

green eyes 4u Call me back...or email me...I love your smile and your boooottttyyyy tooo. When: Wednesday, May 30, 2007. Where: Colchester. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901674

Beautiful: word of the day You told me my dog is beautiful in front of City Market Tue. morning before you bought your flowers and rode off on your bike. I think you are beautiful. Come play with us sometime! When: Tuesday, May 22, 2007. Where: City Market. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901637

Greeneyes in BLACK TRUCK If you’re spying my baby black truck...then I assume it’s not the player aside? No, not you tikki tavi.... my time clock is tikking.... Believe me, this was NOT. My time was spent recovering from YOU. I will be as his beauty, love and friend...your ad is as fake as you. When: Saturday, May 5, 2007. Where: Colchester Bay. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901673

Short brunette at Retronome I saw you last night and thought you were absolutely gorgeous. You’re short (not that it’s a bad thing) and have short brown hair. I think you were wearing a black top and jeans. I don’t think you noticed me, but that’s okay. If you’d like to say hello, I won’t object! When: Saturday, May 12, 2007. Where: Retronome (at Metronome). You: Woman. Me: Man. #901600

Front Row Cutie I saw you in the front row for Pirates 3. You had blonde hair. You are amazingly beautiful. I couldn’t take my eyes off you. I want to be the one who makes you smile. We should get together before I leave in 3 weeks. Make some good memories? When I return, I want to come home to you. Interested? When: Sunday, May 27, 2007. Where: Williston. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #901672

wooohooo!!! Hey, brothers and sisters of B-town, I want to wish you all peace from the rockies! Take your time to love one another and realize we are one. Have you ever had the best cup of tea? Well it is unity within the community. Umm umm, so good. Peace gimli When: Sunday, May 13, 2007. Where: everywhere. You: Man. Me: Man. #901599

Hott Pink Triple-Taker I spy a triple-taking lady in a sexy pink dress. I’m the blond guy in sunglasses who said good afternoon and you said hi. Perhaps another look? I saw you peek around the corner...I know I’d LOVE to see more! When: Tuesday, May 22, 2007. Where: In front of Rite Aid, Montpelier. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901671

Two girls singing You were having fun driving around and “singing” to some song on the radio. I looked over just long enough to see you smile and turn left by Gracey’s store. Thanks for making my morning! When: Saturday, May 12, 2007. Where: By Gracey’s Store on Williston Road. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901596

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acting ACTING CLASSES: Check out exciting summer workshops starting soon at the Flynn: Advanced Standup Comedy Intensive with comedian Josie Leavitt, Wednesdays, June 20, 27 & July 11, & Monday July 2, 6-8 p.m. $95. Extreme Drama with the Riot Group - a crash course in making theater from scratch! Monday, June 25, 7-9:30 p.m., Wed., June 27, 7-9:30 p.m., Saturday, June 30, 1-3:30 p.m. $30 each or $75 for all. Acting Through Song with Broadway vocal coach Bill Reed – a boot camp for theatrical singers. Mondays & Thursdays, July 9 - August 2, 5:45-7:45 p.m. $175. Information: 802-652-4548, ext. 4; flynnarts@flynncenter.org; or www.flynncenter.org /education_pages/flynnarts. shtml. SCENE STUDY AND MONOLOGUE WORKSHOP: Tuesday nights, 6- 9 p.m., June 19 - July 24. $120 for the six weeks. MOXIE Studio, Waterbury Center, VT. Info, 2444168 or email moxie@pshift.com or visit www.moxieproductions. org. Nail that audition! Play your dream role! Be a working actor! Focusing on both scene study and monologue development, this class will give you viable tools to sharpen your skills and practice your craft by yourself and with others. Instructor: Monica Callan of MOXIE Productions. For ages 14 to 114.

art ART CLASSES IN HINESBURG AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL: June, July, August. Info, 482-7194 or visit www.cvuhs.org/access. Kids Draw for 4th-8th graders, Tuesday and Thursday, 9-10 a.m. beginning June 26 for 3 weeks. $65. Anime Drawing Camp for 912-year-olds with Ginny Joyner. Monday-Thursday 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. for one week, August 8-11. $150. Cake Decorating Camp for 5th-8th graders with Sally

Dattilio, Monday -Thursday, 8:3011 a.m. for one week, July 23-26. $70. Hands-on, excellent instructors, limited class size. Materials included. Full descriptions for all 34 summer classes at www.cvuhs. org/access. Senior discount 65+. Ten minutes from Exit 12. STOWE ARTS MOVEMENT: Info, 253-8358 or email kiersten@ helenday.com or visit www.helenday.com. Summer in Stowe, what could be better? How about summer art classes with the Stowe Arts Movement presented by the Helen Day Art Center? Skip the crowded malls and design your own back-to-school fashions with our Collage Clothing class. Get ready to capture a majestic mountain view in our En Plein Air Oil Painting workshop. Become a master of the Internet in the Web Design workshop. Explore art with your toddler in My First Art Class. Wallace and Gromit have nothing on our Claymation class! We have something for everyone from ages 1 to 100. Want to know more or sign up? SUMMER ART WORKSHOPS: Creativity Quest: Giving Free Rein to Your Imagination! Mondays, July 9 - August 6, 5:30-8:30 p.m. PleinAir Painting - Three Sessions, July 21 & 22: 9 a.m.- 4 p.m., July 30 & 31: 9 a.m. - 4 p.m., August 11 & 12: 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Creative French Fridays for Kids. Let your imagination soar this summer! July 9 - August 10, Times vary. Info, call 802-233-7676 or email maggiestandley@yahoo.com, or visit www.wingspanpainting studio.com. Come and create in the beautiful working studio of Maggie Standley, Wingspan Painting Studio in Burlington. Maggie has 14 years of teaching experience and was recently an Artistin-Residence at The Shelburne Museum.

DANCE CLASSES IN HINESBURG AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL: Beginning in June, July and August. Info, 4827194 or visit www.cvuhs.org/access. Adult Beginning Tap to Broadway Hits (12 to 112 years old) with Brea McBride, eight Tuesdays from 10:30-11:30 a.m., June 26 start, $80. Adult Intermediate Tap with Brea for eight Tuesdays from 11:20 a.m. - 12:30 p.m., June 26 start. $80. Kids Tap to Broadway Hits for 4th 8th graders with Brea, eight Mondays from 3-4 p.m., June 25. $80. Dance Sampler for 4th- 8th graders with Brea for eight Mondays, 2-3 p.m., June 25. $80. Music Seeds for PreK children with Carolyn Wood, six Tuesdays from 99:45 a.m., June 26, $65. Move and Groove for 1-3 year olds, six Thursdays from 9-9:45 a.m., June 28. $60. Cross-Fit Bootcamp for High School and College Athletes with CVUHS Educator Sarah Mount. Monday-Thursday, 9-10 a.m. for two weeks beginning July 30. Eight total days to prepare for your fall season sport. $100. Full descriptions for all 34 summer classes at www.cvuhs.org/access. Senior discount 65+. Ten minutes from Exit 12.

clay BEGINNING WHEEL I: Mondays, July 9 - August 20, 6-8:30 p.m. $210, $189 BCA members (clay sold separately @ $18/25lb bag). No experience necessary! Location: BCA Print & Clay Studio, 250 Main Street, Burlington. Info, 802865-7166, register online at www. burlingtoncityarts.com. This seven-week class is an introduction to clay, pottery and the ceramics studio. Students will be working primarily on the potter’s wheel learning basic throwing and forming techniques. Projects may include vases, mugs and bowls. Students will also be guided through various finishing techniques using the studios house slips and glazes. (Class Code: 8215101) CLAY CLASSES AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Teapots, Instructor: Ara Cardew, Saturday, June 16, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m.; Handbuilding with Extruders, Instructor: Sue Brownell, Saturday, June 30, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m.; Skin Deep, Instructor: Mark Skudlarek, Saturday & Sunday, July 21 & 22, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m.; Folk Pottery, Instructor: Todd Piker, Saturday, September 15, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Info, 985-3648 or www.shelburneartcenter.org. CLAY CLASSES AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: The Art of the Wheel and Slab, Instructor: Hoyt Barringer, Tuesdays, 6:30–9:30 p.m., five weeks, June 26 – July 31 (no class July 3); Mixed Level Pottery, Instructor: Hoyt Barringer, Thursdays, 10 a.m. – 1 p.m., eight weeks, June 28 – August 23 (no class July 5); Salt Fired Pottery, Instructor: Loretta Languet, Wednesdays, 6:30–9:30 p.m., four

weeks, August 1–22. New early payment discount! See website for details. Info, 985-3648 or www.shelburneartcenter.org. TRICKS-OF-THE-TRADE: Tuesday, July 10, 6-8:30 p.m. $45, $40.50 BCA members (clay sold separately @ $18/25lb bag, glazes and firings included). Location: BCA Print & Clay Studio, 250 Main Street, Burlington. Info, 802-8657166, register online at www. burlingtoncityarts.com. This fastpaced workshop will introduce students to many of the techniques and tricks-of-the-trade that Joan Watson has gathered in her 25 years plus of teaching ceramics including: throwing off the hump, pulling handles directly off the form, using dental floss cut off tools, and layering dry brush techniques with newspaper resist. Students are encouraged to come to the workshop with specific questions and a notebook! (Class Code: 821527-1)

computers COMPUTER/DIGITAL CLASSES IN HINESBURG AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL: Beginning in June, July, August. Info, 482-7194 www.cvuhs. org/access. Website Design that Works, Monday through Thursday, 2-4 p.m., June 25-28. $70. Digital Camera Fundamentals, two Mondays, June 25, 5:30-7 p.m., $40. Photoshop Elements, four Mondays, July 9 start. 5:30-7 p.m., $60. MS Word, three Mondays, 2-4 p.m., July 2 start. $50. Excel, three Mondays, 2-4 p.m., beginning July 23. $60. Learn to Love the Internet, two Mondays, July 23 and 30, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $40. CAD KeyCreator for 13 to 113-year-olds with CVUHS educator Olaf Verdunk, Tuesday and Thursday for two weeks, 8 a.m., beginning July 17. $180. Windows Vista, Monday, July 2 from 5:30-7:30 p.m. $30. Materials included. Full descriptions for all 34 summer classes at www.cvuhs. org/access. Senior discount 65+. Ten minutes from Exit 12.

craft CRAFT CLASSES IN HINESBURG AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL: June, July, August. Info, 482-7194. or visit www.cvuhs.org/access. Pottery Bowl Building, six Mondays, June 25, 4:30-6:30 p.m. with Jen Labie. $115. Pottery Camp for 6-8th graders, Wednesday and Thursday, 9 a.m. to 12 noon, July 11 for four weeks, $115. Advanced Beginning Knitting for Adults, six Mondays, June 25, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $55. Kids Knit for 4th-8th graders, three Tuesdays and three Thursdays, 10:15-11:15 a.m., June 26 start. $65. Rug Hooking for Beginners with Diane Burgess, starts Monday, July 2, 9-11 a.m., four weeks. $65. Materials included. Full descriptions for all 34 Summer classes at www.cvuhs.

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dance AFRO-CARIBBEAN DANCE: TRADITIONAL DANCES FROM CUBA AND HAITI: Weekly classes: Thursdays, 10:30 a.m. - noon, Capitol City Grange, Montpelier. Fridays, 5:307 p.m. Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burlington. Info, 985-3665. Dance to the rhythms of Cuban and Haitian music. Dance class led by Carla Kevorkian. Live drumming led by Stuart Paton. Monthly master classes with visiting instructors. Beginners welcome! BURLINGTON BALLROOM DANCE LESSONS: Mondays and Thursdays, The Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington. Info, visit www.FirstStepDance.com or call 802-598-6757. We teach a variety of classes covering Waltz, Foxtrot, Tango, Rumba, Cha Cha, Merengue, Swing and Nightclub 2-Step. Classes vary from introductory Level I classes, through intermediate Level II and III classes. No experience is necessary for the Level I classes, although the Level II and III classes require having completed the previous levels. No partner is required for class, so come out and learn to dance! DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Salsa classes: Nightclub-style, group and private, four levels. Mondays, Wednesdays (walk-in on Wednesdays only at 6 p.m.) and Saturdays (children’s lessons, preregistration required). Argentinean Tango every Friday, 7:30 p.m., walk-ins welcome. Social dancing with DJ Raul, once a month, call for date. Monthly membership, $40 or $65, $12 for individual classes, $5 for socials. 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info, contact Victoria, 598-1077 or info@salsalina.com. No dance experience or partner necessary, just the desire to have fun! You can drop in at any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout! SHELBURNE BALLROOM DANCE LESSONS: Tuesday evenings, 7 p.m. and 8 p.m. classes. $50 per person. Shelburne Town Hall, 5420 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne. Info, email Kevin@FirstStepDance.com, call 802-598-6757 or visit www.FirstStepDance.com.

design/build DESIGN, CARPENTRY, WOODWORKING AND ARCHITECTURAL CRAFT WORKSHOPS AT YESTERMORROW DESIGN/BUILD SCHOOL, WARREN: Home Design/Build, June 10-22. $1680. This intensive course provides individuals with the fundamental skills and resources necessary for designing and building their dream home. Rustic Furniture, June 23-24. $300. Collect branches and limbs from our forest to create unique personal objects of beauty, creativity and comfort. Edible Forest Gardens, June 30 - July 1. $300. Learn the ap-

plication of ecological principles to the design of home scale gardens that mimic forest ecosystem structure while providing food. Designing Outdoor Spaces, July 68. $450. Explore and design an outdoor landscape that includes planting schemes, decks, paths, water, and garden architecture, such as sheds and trellises. Joinery, July 6-8. $450. This workshop will teach you how to handcut mortises, tenons, dovetails, miters, and other joints utilizing hand and power tools. Architectural Woodcarving, July 8-13. $750. Using mallets, gauges and air-powered tools, learn to carve wood panels that can be used in cabinetry, doors, walls and furniture. For more info, call 802-4965545, or visit www.yestermorrow. org. Scholarships are available. All Yestermorrow courses are small, intensive, and hands-on. Celebrating our 27th year! Just 45 minutes from Burlington.

dreams INTRODUCTION TO DREAMWORK: July 11, 18, 25 and August 1, 79 p.m. $50. 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury, VT. Info, 802-244-7909. Get the basics of the spiritual journey; learn over a dozen techniques in this workshop that is more experimental than intellectual. Led by Sue Mehrtens, teacher and author.

fine arts FINE ART CLASSES AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Essential Landscape Techniques with Oils Workshop, Instructor: Robert Huntoon, Saturday and Sunday, July 14–15, 9 a.m. – 1 p.m.; From the Garden, Instructor: Meryl Lebowitz, Monday–Friday, July 16– 20, 9 a.m. – 1 p.m., Drawing the Vermont Landscape, Instructor: Jolene Garanzha, Saturday & Sunday, August 4–5, 10 a.m. – 3 p.m. Acrylic, Mixed Media and Critique, Instructor: Mark Awodey, Monday – Friday, August 6–10, 9 a.m. – 1 p.m. Design and Expression in Pastel, Instructor Robert K. Carsten, P.S.A., Saturday & Sunday, August 18-19, 9:30 a.m. – 4 p.m. New early payment discount! Info, 985-3648 or visit www. shelburneartcenter.org. FINE ART CLASSES AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Landscape Painting with Oils, Instructor: Robert Huntoon, Mondays, 6:30–8:30 p.m., six weeks, June 25 – July 30. Members $135, non-members $150; Painting with Acrylics, Instructor: Danilo Gonzalez, Tuesdays 6:30–8:30 p.m., five weeks, June 26 – July 24. Members $108, non-members $120. Materials list. New early payment discount! Info, 985-3648 or visit www.shelburneartcenter.org.

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herbs ORIENTAL HERBAL MEDICINE PROGRAM: Begins September 2007. 150-hour program. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Jct. Info, 802-288-8160 or visit www. elementsofhealing.net. This class will meet one weekend a month and will give students a strong foundation in the use of Chinese and Japanese herbs to treat numerous disharmonies. Students will learn the fundamentals of Oriental theory and diagnosis incorporating yin yang, 5 element, 8 principle, and Oriental internal medicine theory. An in-depth study of abdominal, tongue and pulse diagnosis will make this course an extremely practical introduction to the art and science of Oriental herbal therapy. There will also be a hands-on approach to working with loose herbs and combining them into classical formulas. This class is appropriate for all body-workers and healthcare providers, as well as those seeking to begin studies in alternative therapies. VSAC Grants are available to those who qualify. WISDOM OF THE HERBS SCHOOL: NEW! Wisdom Weekend Workshops 2007. Come to one, two or all workshops! Saturdays and Sundays, 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Wild Food Feast - June 23-24. Identifying Wild Edibles and Medicinals - July 21-22. Herb Home Remedy Marathon - August 18-19. Each weekend includes herb walks and nature hikes, plant identification, edible and medicinal uses of plants, hands-on activity. You will receive a hand lens and handouts. Snack and tea available. Tuition is $165 for your first weekend; $150 for each weekend after the first. Pre-registration required. Nonrefundable deposit of $20 holds your place. Grants are available to qualifying applicants, please call us for information. We accept Master Card and VISA. For more information, contact Annie McCleary, Director, 802-453-6764, email anniemc@gmavt.net, or visit www.WisdomOfTheHerbsSchool.com Lincoln, Vermont.

jewelry SILVER RING WORKSHOP: Tuesdays, July 10-24, 6-8:30 p.m. $90, $81 BCA members (materials fees vary based on type and amount of metals used). No experience necessary. Location: BCA Print & Clay Studio, 250 Main Street, Burlington. Info, 802-865-7166, register online at www.burlingtoncityarts.com. In this three-week class, students will create unique rings in silver using a variety of techniques. Through demonstration and hands-on practice, students will learn to cut, file, solder and polish creating a unique and distinctive ring. (Class Code: 821529-1)

kids ACTING CAMP FOR TEENS: Led by Champlain Valley Union favorite Robin Fawcett at the Flynn! The Inspired Actor begins Monday, June 18 and runs for two weeks, 12-5 p.m., with a final presentation on the Flynn stage at camp’s end. One camper raves, “I couldn’t imagine a better teacher, or putting my time into anything else. This camp couldn’t have been better!” Info, 802-652-4548, ext. 4; flynnarts@flynncenter.org; or www. flynncenter.org/education_pages/flynnarts.shtml.

ART CAMP: Ages 6–11, June 25– 29 and July 2, 3, 5, 6. Ages 11– 17: July 30 – August 3, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. $230 for full week / $185 for July 2, 3, 5, 6 week. Info, 8629037 or visit www.carolmacdonald.com or email cesmart@verizon.net. Art Camp with Carol MacDonald: Come work in a professional artist’s studio. Drawing, Painting, Monoprint, Collagraph, Etching, Linoleum Block Printing, Clay, Handmade Artist Books. 614 Macrae Road, Colchester. BON VOYAGE! AROUND THE WORLD IN DANCE & ART: Kids ages 8-10 spend a week at the Flynn Center and Burlington City Arts’ Clay & Craft Studio, exploring dances, customs, cultural traditions, and crafts from exotic and distant lands. Crafts include clay, batik, painting and more, with a performance and art exhibit at week’s end. A parent raves, “My daughter would love to do this all summer!” June 25-29, 9-3 p.m., aftercamp care available. Information: 802-652-4548, ext. 4; flynnarts@ flynncenter.org; or www.flynncenter.org/education_pages/flynnarts.shtml. CRITTERS! SUMMER ART CAMPS AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Weeklong camps from June 25 - August 17. Full-day and half-day (for ages 5-7) programs. Ages 5 through teen. Info, 985-3648 or www.shelburneartcenter.org. Painting, Theatre, Mosaic, Clay on the Wheel and Handbuilding, Metal Arts, Bookmaking, Digital Photography and Photoshop Elements, and much more! $225 full day, $130 half day. Young Rembrandts camp, (for 7–12-yearolds) August 13–17, Summer Art, 8:30-10 a.m. and Pastel Drawing, 10:30 a.m. – 12 noon. $70/session and $130/both sessions. FLYNN’S SHIPWRECKED CAMP: Ahoy mateys! Children in the Flynn’s Shipwrecked! camp will take a thrilling boat ride through the Lake Champlain Maritime Museum (transportation provided by Flynn), using a remote-controlled robot to dive down and uncover the history and secrets of the mighty ships that sank in the perilous waters below. Back at the Flynn, they’ll use theater to bring those adventures to life. Imagine trying to save a ship from a blustery squall or from mutinous pirates! Stranded on a desert island, would you build a shelter, send out rescue signals, or hunt for buried treasure? Kids decide, when they set sail on this adventure of a lifetime! June 25-29, 93 pm, after-camp care available. Info, 802-652-4548, ext. 4; flynnarts@flynncenter.org; or www. flynncenter.org/education_pages/flynnarts.shtml. GREEN MOUNTAIN MUSIC TOGETHER: July 9 - August 13. $100 first child, $35 additional, infants under 9 months free with older sibling paying tuition. Info, 802-760-9207 or visit www.greenmountainmusictogether.com or email greenmountainmusictogether@gmail.com. Six-week summer session, 12 children and their caregivers, in mixed-age groupings (0-5 years), focus on songs, chants, movement and different instruments each week. Includes two CDs, songbook, parent guide. SALSA BABIES: LATIN BEAT FOR TINY FEET: Thursdays, July 12 August 16, 10:30-11:15 am. $75. The Olympiad, S. Burlington. Info, 860-9406 or email maeve@ salsababies.com. Dance your way back into shape with your baby! With babies snuggled into carriers, learn basic steps to popular Latin dances while babies shake maracas and enjoy the salsa beat. Salsa Tots classes for toddlers coming soon, too! See www.salsababies.com.

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] language LANGUAGE CLASSES IN HINESBURG AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL: Beginning June, July and August. Info, 482-7194 www.cvuhs.org/access. Mandarin Chinese for 4-6-yearolds with Xue Li, eight Wednesdays, June 20 start, 3:15-4 p.m. $105. Mandarin Chinese for 7-12year-olds, eight Mondays, June 18 start, 3:45-4:30 p.m. $105. Beginning Mandarin Chinese (13 years - adult), eight Mondays, June 18, 4:40-6 p.m. $105. Intermediate Mandarin Chinese, eight Mondays, June 18, 6:10-7:30 p.m. $160. Spanish for 3-5-year-olds with Constancia Gomez for six Tuesdays, June 19. $85. Beginning Spanish for 5th–8th graders, six Mondays, 4-5 p.m., June 18. $85. Full descriptions for all 34 summer classes at www.cvuhs. org/access. Senior discount 65+. Ten minutes from Exit 12.

martial arts AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Adult introductory classes begin on Tuesday, June 5, 5:30 p.m. Adult classes meet Monday-Friday, 5:30-6:30 and 6:35-8 p.m., Wednesdays, 12-1 p.m., Saturdays, 10:45-11:45 a.m. and Sundays, 10-11 a.m. Children’s classes, ages 7-12, meet on Wednesdays and Thursdays, 4-5 p.m. and Saturdays, 9:30-10:30 a.m. Muso Shinden Ryu laido (the traditional art of sword drawing), Saturdays, 11:45 a.m. - 1 p.m. Zazen (seated Zen meditation), Tuesdays, 8-8:45 p.m. Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine Street, Burlington. Info, 802-951-8900 or www. aikidovt.org. This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements and pinning and throwing techniques. Visitors are always welcome to watch Aikido classes. Gift certificates available. We now have a children’s play space for training parents. Classes are taught by Benjamin Pincus Sensei, 5th degree black belt and Burlington’s only fully certified (shidoin) Aikido instructor. BAO TAK FAI TAI CHI INSTITUTE, SNAKE STYLE TAI CHI CHUAN: For an appointment to view a class, Saturday, 11 a.m., Wednesday, 7 p.m., call 802-864-7902 or visit www.iptaichi.org. 100 Church Street, Burlington. The snake style is the original martial version of Yang Tai Chi and was taught only to family and disciples for five generations. The snake style develops flexibility of the spine, hips, and rib cartilage and stretches and strengthens the internal muscles of the hips, abdomen, thoracic ribs and deep layers of the back. The snake style uses core muscles to move from posture to posture in a rhythmic and seamless pattern, generating powerful jin energy for martial skill and power. The snake style uses suppleness and subtlety to overcome brute force. Robust health, deep relaxation, emotional harmony, touch sensitivity and intuitive power are the rewards of studying this masterful martial art. The snake style is taught by Bao Tak Fai (Bob Boyd), Disciple of the late Grandmaster Ip Tai Tak and sixth-generation lineage teacher of the Yang style. MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CENTER: Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children. Group and private lessons. Colchester. Free introductory class. Info, 893-

8893. Kempo, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Arnis and Wing Chun Kung Fu. One minute off I-89 at Exit 17. VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Monday through Friday, 6-9 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m. The “Punch Line” Boxing Class, Tuesdays and Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Road, Suite 35, Williston. First class free. Info, 660-4072, visit www.bjjusa.com or email Julio@bjjusa. com. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is a complete martial arts system based on leverage (provides a greater advantage and effect on a much larger opponent) and technique (fundamentals of dominant body position to use the technique to overcome size and strength). Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu enhances balance, flexibility, strength, cardio-respiratory fitness and builds personal courage and self-confidence. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu offers Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and SelfDefense classes (all levels), Boxing and NHB programs available. Brazilian Head Instructor with over 30 years of experience (5Time Brazilian Champion - Rio de Janeiro), certified under Carlson Gracie. Positive and safe environment. Effective and easy-to-learn techniques that could save your life. Accept no imitations.

massage ORIENTAL BODYWORK PROGRAM: Begins September 2007. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Jct. Info, 802-288-8160 or visit www. elementsofhealing.net. The 500hour Oriental Bodywork provides students with a solid foundation in Traditional Oriental Medicine theory, and two forms of Oriental massage; Amma massage and Shiatsu massage. The course will involve a detailed study of Oriental medicine theory, including the body’s meridian system and acupressure points, Yin Yang Theory, 5-Element Theory, 8 Principles of diagnosis, internal and external causes of disease will also be studied, as well as Oriental pattern differentiation. Additionally, diagnostic methods of finding disharmony (pulse, abdominal and tongue diagnosis) will be explored giving students the tools necessary to treat a wide range of disorders and imbalances. This allows students to create not just a relaxing massage experience but also a health treatment plan that can be implemented during their massage sessions. A Western science class, Anatomy and Physiology, personal and professional ethics and business development has been incorporated into the bodywork program as well. VSAC Grants are available to those who qualify. SWEDISH MASSAGE PRACTITIONER TRAINING PROGRAM: Now enrolling for the fall. Touchstone Healing Arts School of Massage, September 11, 2007 - June 5, 2008 Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays, 9 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Info. Call 658-7715, www.touchstonehealingarts.com Touchstone Healing Arts offers a 650-contact-hour program in Therapeutic Massage. This course provides students with a solid foundation in therapeutic massage, anatomy and physiology, clinical practice personal and professional development and communication skills.

meditation LEARN TO MEDITATE: Mondays through Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. and Sundays, 9 a.m. - noon. Free. Burlington Shambhala Center. Info, 802-658-6795 or visit http:// www.burlingtonshambhalactr. org. Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself. The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom. Meditation instruction available on Sunday mornings or by appointment. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Saturday of each month for meditation and discussions, 9-11:30 a.m.

metal/stained glass METAL AND STAINED GLASS CLASSES AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Comprehensive Stained Glass Class, Instructor: Gretchen Begnoche, Thursdays, 6–8:30 p.m., eight weeks, June 28 – August 16; One-Day Workshop: Silver Cuff Bracelet, Instructor: Pilar Netzel, Saturday, June 16, 9 a.m. – 5 p.m.; One-Day Workshop: Silver Earrings, Instructor: Pilar Netzel, Saturday, July 21, 10 a.m. – 4 p.m.; One-Week Metalsmithing Intensive, Instructor: Pilar Netzel, Monday – Friday, July 9–13, 10 a.m. – 3 p.m. New early payment discount! See website for details. Info, 985-3648 or www. shelburneartcenter.org.

music THE FLYNN ARTS JAZZ PROGRAM: July 16-20, get into the swing of jazz this summer, at the Flynn Center! The FlynnArts Jazz program. Info, to register: call 6524548, ext. 4, email flynnarts@ flynncenter.org, or download FlynnArts’ summer brochure at www. flynncenter.org. A synthesis of personalized instruction, specialized workshops, a faculty concert, student performances, and collaboration in a week of memorable and meaningful music-making. Young musicians can take Latin Jazz Music, Latin Dance, or Latin Jazz Hand Percussion, and pair any with UVM’s morning cultural class for extra immersion or college credit! Non-credit pairings are also possible.

nature WILDERNESS LIVING SKILLS: Traditional Survival Skills, Tracking, Awareness, Primitive Living Skills. Montpelier. Weekend classes June 16-17, Tracking and Awareness; July 21-24, Bow Building. More courses available throughout the summer. Info, contact Brad 203770-5445, www.rootsvt.com.

painting WATERCOLOR ON CHURCH STREET: Mondays, July 23 - August 13, 68:30 p.m. $120, $108 BCA members. Beginners to Advanced Loca-

tion: Firehouse Center, 135 Church Street, Burlington. Info, 802-8657166, register online at www. burlingtoncityarts.com. Come paint outdoors on Burlington’s most exciting street! Each class will take place at a different location on or around Church Street (rain location at the Firehouse Center). Students will learn basic and advanced watercolor skills as they capture the architecture and impression of Burlington in vivid, transparent paint. Critiques and suggestions about composition, color, and perspective will be offered in a light, encouraging atmosphere. (Class Code: 821122-1)

pets COMPANION DOG I: Wednesdays, June - July 18. 6:45-7:45 p.m. $99. The Crate Escape, too. Info, 802-865-3647 or visit www.crateescapevt.com or email crateescapetoo@gmavt.net. A group obedience class for dogs 3 months and up.

photography ALTERNATIVE PROCESSES: PRINTING WITH THE SUN: Thursdays, July 12-August 23, 6-9 p.m. $220, $198 BCA members (includes watercolor paper and chemicals). Prerequisite: Intro to Black-andWhite Film and the Darkroom or equivalent knowledge. Location: BCA Community Darkroom, Firehouse Center, 135 Church Street, Burlington. Info, 802-865-7166, register online at www.burlington cityarts.com. In this class, students will experiment with photographic contact printing processes dating back to photography’s origins in the mid-1800s. In the first class, students will make enlarged negatives from existing images, and in subsequent classes will try the richly blue Cyanotype process and the deep brown Van Dyke process which both utilize the sun or a UV light box for exposure. For examples, please visit www.alternativephotography. com/process. Students should bring a selection of negatives to the first class. (Class Code: 821226-1) WILDFLOWER PHOTOGRAPHY: Tuesdays, July 10, 24, 6-8:30 p.m., Saturday July 14, 2-5 p.m. $85, $76.50 BCA members. Prerequisite: Intro to 35mm Film or Digital SLR or equivalent experience. Location: BCA Community Darkroom, Firehouse Center, 135 Church Street, Burlington. Info, 802-865-7166, register online at www.burlingtoncityarts.com. These workshops, including a field trip session, will explore basic techniques for creatively and dynamically capturing wildflowers with your film or digital SLR camera. Proper exposure, lens choices, composition, creative use of light and the benefits of camera accessories will be covered. During the Saturday field trip session, students will practice some of the points covered in class with the support of the instructor. Students should bring a manual 35mm or digital SLR camera, its manual, and its accessories to the first class. Students with a film camera should plan on purchasing several rolls of slide film after the first class, and plan on having the film processed before the final class. Students working with a digital camera should plan

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techniques and will be able to reproduce a variety of images. (Class Code: 821317-1)

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« photography on bringing in a CD with your images to the final class, or digital prints that are at least 5 x 7. (Class Code: 821225-1)

pilates ABSOLUTE PILATES: Tone, stretch, strengthen, energize! Discover the power of the Pilates method of body conditioning and create a whole new body. Absolute Pilates offers equipment-based private sessions (free 1/2 hour intros available) and group mat classes in an attractive, welcoming locale within the Espire personal training studio. 12 Gregory Drive, Suite One, South Burlington. Info, please call Lynne at 802-3102614, or email lynnemartens@ msn.com, or visit www.Espirefitness.com and click on Absolute Pilates. Lynne was certified by the Pilates Studio, NYC, in March 2000 by Pilates elder Romana Kryzanowska and master teacher Bob Liekens. Lynne also teaches in Burlington and at the University of Vermont. PILATES SPACE, A PLACE FOR INTELLIGENT MOVEMENT: Come experience our beautiful, lightfilled studio, expert teachers and welcoming atmosphere. We offer Pilates, Anusara-inspired Yoga, Physical Therapy and Gyrotonic to people of all ages and levels of fitness who want to look good, feel good, and experience the freedom of a healthy body. Conveniently located in Burlington at 208 Flynn Ave. (across from the antique shops, near Oakledge Park). Want to learn more about Pilates? Call to sign up for a free introduction. We offer info sessions Saturdays, 10:30 a.m., or we can arrange a time to fit your schedule. Info, 802-863-9900 or visit www.pilatesspace.net. Member of the Pilates Method Alliance, an organization dedicated to establishing certification requirements and continuing education standards for Pilates professionals.

printmaking SILKSCREEN DESIGN BASICS:Thursdays, July 12 - August 2, 6:30 - 9 p.m. $155, $139.50 BCA members (some materials provided). Location: BCA Print & Clay Studio, 250 Main Street, Burlington. Info, 802-865-7166, register online at www.burlingtoncityarts.com. Silkscreen images are very popular and can be found on everything today from posters to T-shirts. In this fun four-week class, students will be introduced to some simple silkscreen techniques and will learn how to design, customize and print their own unique images using special fabric inks and a silkscreen frame. Final projects may include printed T-shirts, cards, posters and more! By the end of the class, students will have learned some basic printing

REIKI CLINICS: Join Sukhada Repass, certified Reiki Master Teacher, for a Reiki Clinic on the second Saturday of each month. There is a minimum donation of $10 per person. Info, email rayoflight108@gmail.com or 802730-4440. Visit www.rayoflight108.com. Please contact me if you need directions. Try Reiki for relaxation, stress reduction, increased health vitality & pain reduction. Experience the benefits of Reiki with any ailment ie. Diabetes, back pain, Sciatica, Thyroid. Dates to add to your calendar: Saturday, June 16 & July 14, 3-6 p.m. Blossoming Lotus Yoga Studio, 36 School Street, Johnson. Sukhada teaches Reiki classes, all levels, on a regular basis.

spirituality EARTH WISDOM: Sunday, June 24. 10 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. $75. Drumming circle, first Monday of the month, 7 p.m. $20. Sacred sound circle, last Tuesday, 6:30 p.m. $20. Healing circle, last Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. $20. Medicine Wheel, July 22, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $75. Lightheart Sanctuary, New Haven, VT. Info, call healer Maureen Short, 802-453-4433 or visit www.lightheart.com. MEDITATION RETREAT TO CULTIVATE A COMPASSIONATE HEART: June 28 - July 1, Sliding Scale $250-$500, Milarepa Tibetan Buddhist Center. Info, 802-633-4136 or visit www.milarepacenter.org or email milarepa@milarepacenter.org. “The sun of true happiness begins to shine in your life when you begin to cherish others.” We will learn profound and practical methods to unlock the potential of our deeply powerful hearts, taught by an amazing Tibetan Buddhist master, Khen Rinpoche Jampa Tegchok. Come discover peace and strength in the power of compassion. TIBETAN BUDDHIST RETREATS: Info, 802-453-3431, www.ddcv. com, ddcv@gmavt.net. With Ven. Gape Lama. June 22-23, Manjushri Empowerment, Teachings and Practice. Manjushri is the Buddha of Wisdom whose practice cuts through all ignorance and delusion. Times 10-12 and 2-5 p.m. both days. Suggested donation $100 or $25 per session. Friday, June 29, Saraswati Empowerment. Saraswati is the Goddess of Wisdom, Music and the Arts and is also the consort of Manjushri. Time: 7 p.m. Suggested donation $25. June 30 - July 1, Mahamudra Retreat. Mahamudra is a powerful practice that directly introduces one to the Nature of Mind. Times 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. and 2-5 p.m. both days. Suggested donation $100 or $25 per session. Work study/ scholarships available. No one will be turned away for financial reasons. Location, 2 Elm St. Bristol, VT. This teaching is sponsored by the Drikung Dzogchen Community Vermont (DDCV). TIBETAN BUDDHISM: Info, 802453-3431, www.ddcv.com, ddcv@ gmavt.net. Public Talk with Ven. Gape Lama. Friday, June 22nd: “Dispelling the Darkness of Ignorance”, 7 p.m. $10 suggested donation. This talk will focus on the

Wisdom teachings of the Buddha which cut through suffering. All are welcome. Location will be at the Burlington Shambhala Center. The Shambhala Center is located at 187 South Winooski Ave., at the corner of S. Winooski and King St. This teaching is sponsored by the Drikung Dzogchen Community Vermont (DDCV). TIBETAN YOGIC TRANSFORMATION RETREAT: June 16-17, 10 a.m. - 12 p.m. and 2-5 p.m. both days. Suggested donation $120 for complete retreat or $35 per session. Work study/scholarships available. No one will be turned away for financial reasons. Location, 2 Elm St. Bristol, VT. Info, 802453-3431 or visit www.ddcv.com or email ddcv@gmavt.net. With Acharya Lama Gursam, Teachings on Tibetan Yogic practices that work with the subtle energies (Channels, Winds, and drops) of the body.

theater PHANTOM THEATER CAMPS: July 23-27, ages 7-11. July 30 - August 3, ages 12-16. 8:30-11:30 a.m./ 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. $150/week if paid by June 15. Phantom Theater. Info, 802-498-8479 or email tuiidol2@ hotmail.com. Act, write, design and have a blast! while creating an original production with actress and camp director Katie Idol at the historical Edgecomb Barn in East Warren. Performances on July 27 & August 3. “THE PLAY’S THE THING”: A PLAYWrighting CAMP: June 25-29, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. each day. $75. F.H. Tuttle Middle School Library, South Burlington. Info, 802-6527117 or email dbailey@sbschools. net. This camp, part of the First Light Theatre Project, is open to students in grades 6-10 and is an effort to include original works as part of First Light performances.

wood COMMUNITY WOODWORKERS SHOP SUMMER CLASSES: Build an Adirondack Chair, begins June 14. Bowl Turning, June 23. Basic Woodworking I starts June 13, 23 and July 7. Woodworking II July 18. www.communitywoodworkersshop.com, 382 Hercules Drive, Colchester. Info, call 802-654-SHOP. FINE WOODWORKING CLASSES AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Fine Woodworking—Beginning, Instructor: Joe Powers, Mondays 6:30–9:30 p.m., seven weeks, June 25 – August 13 (no class July 2); Fine Woodworking—Intermediate/Advanced, a.m. class, Instructor: Joe Powers, Tuesdays, 9 a.m. – 12 p.m., seven weeks, June 26 – August 14 (no class July 3); Fine Woodworking—Intermediate/Advanced p.m. classes, two options: Instructor: Joe Powers, Tuesdays, 6:30 –9:30 p.m., seven weeks, June 26 – August 14 (no class July 3) or Instructor: Timothy Waite, Wednesdays, 6:30– 9:30 p.m., seven weeks, June 27 – August 15 (no class July 4). New early payment discount! See website for details. Info, 985-3648 or www.shelburneartcenter.org WOOD WORKSHOPS AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Advanced Box Making, Tuesday-Friday, June 16-17, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. Green Chair Construction: Ladderback Chairmaking Using Green Wood, Monday - Friday, June 18-22, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. Carving and Shaping Wood, Instructor: Jenn Smedley, Saturday & Sunday, June 23-24; Working Weekend, Instructor: Joe Powers, Saturday & Sunday, July 14–15; Four-Day Woodturning Intensive: Turning the Wooden

Bowl, Instructor: Ralph Tursini, Thursday - Sunday, July 26-29. Exquisite Surfaces and Details, Instructor: Garrett Hack, Monday–Friday, Aug. 20–24, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m.; Solid Wood Construction, Instructor: Garrett Hack, Saturday–Wednesday, Sept. 15–19, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. New early payment discount! Info, 985-3648 or visit www.shelburneartcenter.org.

yoga A RETREAT FOR WOMEN, YOGA AND PAMPERING: Saturday, June 30, 11 a.m. - 4 p.m., Jericho. Sunday, July 1, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m., Burlington. Info, 802-324-7074 or email lisalimoge@aol.com. Yoga, massage, catered lunch for all palates and swimming in Jericho. Fun and supportive atmosphere. Appropriate for people with some yoga experience or adventurous beginners. Please pre-register. BRISTOL YOGA AND AYURVEDA: Daily Ashtanga Yoga classes for all levels. Special monthly workshops on yoga, Ayurveda, diet and nutrition, breathing and meditation. Private sessions for yoga or ayurvedic consultations available by appointment. Old High School, Bristol. $14 drop-in, $110 for ten classes, or $100 monthly pass. Info, 482-5547 or www.bristolyoga.com. This classical form of yoga incorporates balance, strength and flexibility to steady the mind, strengthen the body and free the soul. Bristol Yoga is directed by Christine Hoar, who was blessed and authorized to teach by Sri K Pattabhi Jois of Mysore India, holder of the Ashtanga lineage. Christine is also a certified Ayurvedic consultant. BURLINGTON YOGA: Daily classes offered 6:30 a.m. to 7:30 p.m. Burlington Yoga, 156 St. Paul St. $12/hour, $14 for 90 minutes, $160 for unlimited monthly membership, $75 for a private lesson. Info, 658-9642 (YOGA) or piper@burlingtonyoga.com. Classes: Anusara Inspired, Beginner, Flow, Slow Flow, Iyengar style, Kripalu, Kripalu, Kundalini, Men’s, Prenatal and Restorative Yoga. “The yogi whose mind is ever under his control, always striving to unite with the Self, attains the peace of Nirvana - the Supreme Peace that rests in me.” Bhagavad Gita VI ‘15 Krishna to Arjuna. EVOLUTION YOGA: Classes for all levels taught in Vinyasa, Anusara-Inspired, Kripalu and Iyengar traditions. Specialty classes offered weekly in Fundamentals, Yoga for a Healthy Back, Yoga for Women 40+ and Yoga for Bigger Bodies. Prepare for birth and strengthen postpartum with prenatal/postnatal yoga classes, taught by director certified in pregnancy yoga. $13/drop-in, $120/ten class card for one and a half hour classes. $11/drop-in, $100/10 class card for hour long classes. Monday 5:45 p.m. vinyasa community class is donation only. Check out our $5 Friday class, 4:30 p.m. Find a class that is right for your body and your level of experience and feel the benefits of yoga. Evolution Yoga, 20 Kilburn Street, Burlington. Info, 864-9642, evolutionvt. com. Evolution offers a full baby/ children’s yoga program from 2 months to 9 years, as well as teen classes. Summer sessions begin June 16. Upcoming workshops: Summer Solstice Yoga and Writing workshop Fri., June 22, 6:308 p.m.; Infant Massage Sat., June 23, 1-2:30 p.m.; An Inside Look at Being Upside Down, Anatomy and Yoga Sat., July 14, 2-5 pm. Call 864-9642 or register online www. evolutionvt.com. UNDER THE MOUNTAIN SUN: with Anjali Budreski. Celebrate sum-

mer’s light at a spectacular retreat in Johnson, VT. June 22-24. $225 early bird special (by 6/15), $250 regular rate. Info, register @ www.yogamountaincenter.com, á la carte pricing avail. Friday, 7-9 p.m. Moon Shadow: Let go of the day’s heat in this cooling lunar practice. Practice standing poses, hip openers, forward bends, twists and restore yourself. Saturday, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. First Light: Awaken your senses with this fun and refreshing series of inversions and balancing poses. Saturday, 2-4 p.m. The Dance of Sun & Shadow: Explore both the light and shadow with an array of back bends, forward bends, hip openers, and twists. Saturday, 7:30-9:30 p.m., Kirtan: The Sacred Pulse of Summer: Chant sacred sounds and mantras at sunset. Sunday 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. Solstice Sunrise: Welcome the turn of the earth around the sun as we dance, move and sweat our prayers of thanks to the solar energies.

plenty of storage or future living space. Location is within walking distance to the City school and located near downtown St. Albans with recreation areas, shopping and restaurants. Easy access to Route 7 and close to I-89. House is located on a 1/3 acre lot. Purchase price: $240,000.Grant for income-eligible buyers: $50,000. Your mortgage: $190,000. (802)864-2620.

YOGA VERMONT: Daily drop-in classes, plenty of choices, open to all levels. Explore a variety of yoga styles with experienced and passionate instructors in beautiful spacious studios on the Winooski River and our downtown studio and boutique at 113 Church Street (top floor of the Leunig’s building). $14 drop-in, 10 classes/$110. Month pass, $120. Info, 660-9718 or visit www.yogavermont.com. Six-week sessions: Intro to Ashtanga, Kids Yoga, Adaptive Yoga, and more listed on website. 200-hour Yoga Instructor Course begins July 2007. Gift certificates available online and at the studios. For the latest, check out our blog http://yogavermont.typepad.com

Hinesburg Mobile Home Hinesburg, cozy 14X56 mobile home on corner lot in rural park. This 2BR home is well maintained, very affordable and energy efficient. $29,900. 482-2788. schwackit@ yahoo.com.

Grand Isle Homes CHAMPLAIN HOUSING TRUST Coming Soon: Three brand-new colonial-style homes with 3 bedrooms, 1 1/2 bathrooms, and approximately 1275 square feet of living space. Plenty of backyard space with lots ranging in size from .29 to .38 acres. Features include energyefficient heat, a one-car attached garage, and a full unfinished basement. Located in a beautiful area of Vermont with a great school system. Purchase price: $250,000. Grant for income-eligible buyers: $50,000. Your mortgage: $200,000. (802)864-2620.

Lost Tree Townhouse-Milton CHAMPLAIN HOUSING TRUST 3BR, 1 1/2BA, townhouse-style home with 1408 sq. ft. of living space. Features include a fenced-in back deck, walk-in closet and a full basement. All appliances are included in the sale. Heat is energy efficient natural gas. Great location only minutes from I-89, shopping and schools. Purchase price: $192,000. Grant for income-eligible buyers: $40,330. Your mortgage: $151,670. (802)864-2620. Malletts Bay Amazing Space Colchester 4BR, 3.5BA + 1BR Apt. Private beach & mooring access. 1st flr master suite. Htd garage. Cntrl air/vac. + $469,000. 802-658-8358 Newly Renovated 2 BR Condo Large, newly renovated condo in convenient South Burlington location. 1200 sq. ft. New kitchen, bathroom. $179,000 w/ $4,000 back at closing. www.175kennedydrive.com for more information.

for sale 3 BR Townhome for sale In quiet S.Burlington neighborhood. Near all amenities and Lake Champlain. Garden style makes for easy living. $271,500. Call for details. 802-238-6449. Burlington 2-unit apt. house. 2BR and 3BR, w/ lg. garage and space for storage. House has been re-wired. 802-496-4026, 802-355-3899. Burlington - South End Ledgewood I, rare 3/2 Townhouse, Lg. bdrms pool/tennis, walk to Lake, bike path, Oakledge Pk, $249,000. 802-660-7240. BURLINGTON CONDO - 133K 1BR and bath. Bright, big, top floor in Riverwatch. 374 Hildred Ave. 2K under appraisal. Roger/Bill 802985-1073. Open House every Sat 1-3. Charming Condo-Central VT Country setting near Montpelier, Waterbury, Sugarbush. 2BR end unit w/private deck & many upgrades; new windows, appliances, spa tub, granite/enamel hearthstone gas fireplace for cozy/economical heat. 802-496-5795. Elmwood Homes - St. Albans CHAMPLAIN HOUSING TRUST 3BR, 2BA, cape-style home with approx. 2000 sq. ft. of living space. Features include den/study and partially finished basement for

So. Burlington Contemporary (2003), 2485 sq. ft., energy efficient, in a great neighborhood (Dorset Farms), minutes from Burlington. 4BR/2.BA, open floor plan, hardwood/tile both levels. Master suite: vaulted ceiling, walk-in closets, and fabulous views of Mt. Mansfield. Extras: stainless appliances, custom fixEQUAL HOUSING OPPORTUNITY

All real estate advertising in this newspaper is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act of 1968 and similar Vermont statutes which make it illegal to advertise any preference, limitations, or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, national origin, sexual orientation, age, marital status, handicap, presence of minor children in the family or receipt of public assistance, or an intention to make any such preference, limitation or a discrimination. The newspaper will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate, which is in violation of the law. Our readers are hereby informed that all dwellings, advertised in this newspaper are available on an equal opportunity basis. Any home seeker who feels her or she has encountered discrimination should contact the:

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Show and tell. View and post up to 6 photos per ad online. tures, maple cabinets, soapstone fireplace, wired basement w/ pool table, first floor/back deck wired w/ surround-sound, central vac. plumbed & much more. 802-862-9575. Williston Townhouse Charming three level, end unit townhouse w/attached garage for sale in Pinecrest Village. 2-br, 1-bath w/partially finished basement. New tile and HDWD, fireplace. 802-598-8586.

For Rent 1 Bedroom July 1st Adorable 1-br located on N.Union St. Quiet owner occupied duplex. HDWD, full bath, off-street parking, laundry. Walk to UVM & Church St. NS/pets. $875/mo. +. Year lease. 802-951-2457. 1 Bedroom Winooski 1BR apt. in Winooski. Unit has been remodeled. Clean w/ new appliances. $700/mo. Call 802-355-4557 for more info. 1 BR Downtown Burlington! Very nice and quiet 1BR apt. Front and rear entrances, off-street parking, 3-minute walk to Church St./downtown Burlington. Call Paul @ 802-863-5397. 1 to 2 Bedroom Duplex-EJct Lg. 1BR (duplex), extra room or bedroom, cedar storage, open LR, DR and kitchen area. New carpet and appliances. Safe area. NS/ pets, w/references. $950. 3162489 or acvks@aol.com, pls leave msg. 2 bdrm. Catherine Street 2BR avail. 7/1, Burlington, Catherine St. Duplex, bi-level w/ small office, yard, ref., credit check, lease, $1150/mo. incl. winter ban parking, trash, water. 660-8957. 2 BR Downtown Burlington! Very nice, quiet 2BR apt. Upstairs deck, off-street parking, 3-minute walk to Church St. and downtown Burlington. Call Paul @ 802-863-5397. 2BR MOTHER IN LAW APT In intentional community. $1200 /mo. includes all: heat, elec, hi speed. Lovely rural Essex location. Pets neg., horse lovers encouraged. 878-5169. 3 BR Unfurn. House on lake Gorgeous lake/mt. views; beach. 1-acre in rural setting, but minutes from UVM/city center. Fireplace. Pets neg. Lease. $2200/ mo. Refs. 879-7580.

BURLINGTON 2-BR, living room, lg. kitchen, heat and HW included. $875/mo. 425-2678, cell 338-2335. BURLINGTON Near UVM Green in beautiful historic home. Spacious 1-BR, carpet, tile. $925. Avail. 7/1 MUST SEE! Call 864-0799. Burlington Upper College St. 1-br, carpeted living/dining, full bath. Excellent neighborhood. Quiet, laundry, extra storage. NS/pets. Bright, freshly painted, Parking. Good light. $850. 802-985-5598 Burlington North Union, lg. eff. Carpeted, full bath, partly furnished, bright, quiet, parking. Heat included. NS. $675/mo. 802-985-5598. Burlington 2 levels, 2BR downtown location, Orchard Terrace. Sunny, bright, off-street parking. Walking distance to downtown, avail. now. $1375/mo. + utils. 802-310-4205. Burlington 3BR, full basement, water, rubbish, snow removal included. Off-street parking for 2 cars. $1300/mo. 802-496-4026, 802-355-3899. Burlington 1BR, Church St. $650/mo. Hot water and trash incl. No pets. Off-street parking. 1-yr lease. 802-318-8242. Burlington 1-room efficiency. Incl. heat, electric, water, trash and shared bath. $425/mo. + dep. No off-street parking. No pets. Call Jason or Lisa, 802-660-9841. BURLINGTON Top Church Street. 3BR, bath w/tub, bonus room w/ closets. First floor w/porch. Great light: 2 bays south, west. Eat-in kitchen w/island, pantry. N/S/

Available 7/1 South End duplex, 2nd floor. Sunny, 2BR, HDWD, porch, W/D, DW, storage. Includes heat, garage. NS/dogs $1200/mo. 802-453-5388.

Burlington Main Street Landing. Join our neighborhood of creative and friendly businesses in a healthy and beautiful environment. www.mainstreetlanding.com www.waterfronttheatre.org. Melinda Moulton @ 802-864-7999.

Burlington 3BR School St. Great location, off-street parking. $1450/mo. Sorry, no pets. 1-year lease. 802-318-8242. Burlington 1BR avail. Great location, bright HDWD, parking. Avail. 6/1. Call Rick, 802-864-3430. Burlington South Union St. Sunny and bright 2-bdrm, HDWD, lake views, laundry, off-street parking, W/D $1350/mo. + utils. Call 310-4205. Burlington 48 Latham Court. 2-bdrm, heat and hot water, garbage, parking included. NS/pets. Avail. 7/1. $975/mo. + dep. Call 658-9330.

Burlington New North End, lg. 2-br, excellent condition, on busline. $910/mo. + utils. Avail. now. Call 598-9877.

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high speed computer, and utils. included. 802-310-5674.

Burlington Apartment Freshly renovated 3-br apt. Deck, gardens, off-street parking, storage space. NS/dogs. Avail. 7/1. $1375/mo. includes water, garbage. 802-221-1796.

Downtown Middlebury Need housemates for 3BR house. $300/ month. NS/pets. Refs needed. 518-321-4598.

Duxbury Custom post and beam cape. 3 br. 1.5 bath. W/D DW, gas Apt. Available fire place, cherry and1 stairBurlington 1x1-mortgage-022305 2/19/07 1:45 PM floors Page Bright, sunny 2BR apt. available. case, whirlpool bath, large deck, small pond, trout stream, mounUpstairs unit in duplex. Many uptain/forest view, garden space, quiet private country setting between Sugarbush and Stowe. ConFree Pre-Approval! venient to the schools NS/pets. 1900/mo. incl. mowing, plowing, and trash. Utils. extra, first and Mark R. Chaffee last months rent + dep., lease and (802) 658-5599 x11 refs. 802-244-1260

dates, porch. No smoking. Pets negotiable. References required. 864-4838. Burlington, Buell St Avail 9/1 or sooner. Private rm w/kitchen. $510/mo. Laundry. No pets. No smoking. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x 1021 www.nevilleco.com. Burlington, Colchester Ave Avail 6/15. 1-br. $670/mo. Laundry. Parking. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x 1021 www. nevilleco.com/residence. Burlington, Shelburne St Avail 7/1. 3-bdrm, $1325/mo. Heat & H/W incl. Parking. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x 1021, www.nevilleco.com. BURLINGTON, UVM - 3 BR apt Available now--BURLINGTON, 47

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Burlington Riverwatch 2-br condo. W/D, parking, DW, trash, heat. Near Hospital, UVM and downtown. $1200/mo. 802-316-2517.

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5 Studios, 5 One-bedrooms and 7 Two-bedrooms Apartments are newly remodeled, beautiful and affordable with heat included. Available for occupancy June 1, 2007. Prices range from $550.00-$725.00.

End. Brand-new kitchen D/W, disposal. Parking for 4 cars. Laundry in basement. $1675/mo. Call Stan 233-5564.

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Essex Ctr. 2 Bdrm Duplex $800/mo. 1st, last & dep. Cats ok. Lg. yard, storage & stackable W/D hook-up. Water & trash included. Avail. 7/1. Contact Linda @ 802-363-0468. Essex Jct: All Included! Maple St: renovated! Clean 2BR, top floor w/1176 SF, new flooring, stove, paint. Next to laundromat. 1 cat neg. $985/mo. 802-846-9568; www.HickokandBoardman.com. Essex Jct: Luxury Condo Cushing Drive: 3 bedroom, 3 bath, end unit, extensive kitchen w/island, 3-zone A/C, fireplace, master suite. 7/3; 12-month lease. $2000/month. 802-846-9568; www.HickokandBoardman.com Apt. near Essex Junction: Five Corners. 1-BR, full bath, living room, small kitchen, maple floors, garage parking for 1-car. (No off street parking for additional cars.) NS/pets. Lease, first and last month’s rent + damage dep. before occupancy. $875/ mo includes heat. For application and credit check agreement: 862-6554. Essex/Westford Furnished 1bedroom, electrical and LT gas heat, primary heat is wood, parking for 1-car, 2?, laundry, garden, dish. NS/dogs. Avail. now. $570/ mo. Call 802-878-7269. Ferrisburg Scenic country, efficiency for one person. 2-lg., unfurnished. Full bath. NS/pets, $725/mo. + dep. Includes utils. Call 877-6787.

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For Rent Small 1BR apartment for rent in South End of Burlington. Would like quiet, professional person. $750, all utilities included. Call 862-0723.

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TOWN HOUSE 2/3 bedroom, gas heat, W/D, D/W, garage, fenced yard. Dogs OK, parking for 3 cars, 5-10 min. From Burlington, I-89, Colchester, Essex. $1200/mo. +. 802-578-1867. Underhill 1-br and 2-br farmhouse, lg. kitchen, lg. lawn. At the base of the mountain. W/D. 899-3234.

Underhill Ctr Apartment 1br country apt., private, mountain view, HDWD, deck, and gas heat, hot water. NS/pets. Refs. $725/ mo plus utils. Call 777-3007. Upper Maple studio Apts. Clean, quiet, storage, full kitchen, porch, new paint, parking, heat, laundry. 2 studio apt. w/ shared bath. $600 & $625/mo inc. N/S, NP. References. 802-658-8056. Studio404@adelphia.net.

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furnished, Winooski Beautifully 6/5/07 10:20:18 AM 1-br + office + 4-season sun room. 5 min to FAHC and UVM. Quiet. Lots of charm. Must see! NS/pets. Refs. $900/mo. 802-879-3226. Winooski 1-br Eff. $500 + heat. Includes water, rubbish, snow removal, off-street parking. Call 598-9603 or 863-4705.

Winooski 1BR across from church. On bus line, near hospital and downtown. Clean, laundry, hook-ups, freshly painted. $750/ mo. +. Call 658-7914.

Winooski One Bedroom Lg. 1-br on quiet street. Totally renovated. New W/D. Separate entrance. NS/pets. Avail. now. $825 + utils. 338-5250 or 338-2589.

Winooski Pleasant 2-BR w/ f/ bath, eat-in kitchen, and lg., sunny LR. Carpeting/vinyl. New W/D and gas heater. Lots of storage. NS/pets. $900/mo. Call 802-655-3325.

Winooski, LeClair Street Avail. 7/1. 2-Br. $840/mo. Parking. Neville Companies, Inc. 802660-3481 x 1021 www.nevilleco. com/residence.

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Show and tell. View and post up to 6 photos per ad online. Winooski, Maple Street Avail 9/1. 1BR, $715 per month. Quiet street. Neville Companies, Inc. (802) 660-3481 x 1021. www.nevilleco.com/residence

Housemates Burlington Sunny room, 6/1. In respectful established household. Close to downtown, Intervale, and UVM. Prefer busy student or farmer. Must be OK w/ animals. $500/ mo. Call Myra, 802-658-6108. Burlington Basement furnished room avail. 6/1, $440/mo. 68A S. Willard St., 1.5BA, W/D. First + dep. No pets, quiet. Call 660-7172 or 598-7423. Burlington Room for rent, furnished, clean, on bus line. Hill section. $500/mo. + 802-658-7914. Burlington South End Female roommate wanted to share spacious and sunny apt. w/ lake views. Off-street parking. Walk to downtown. $750/mo. + 1/2 utils. and sec. dep. One cat ok w/ additional dep. Avail. 7/1, possibly sooner. Call 578-2299. Central VT - South Duxbury $450/mo. Quite private on 10 ac. Looking for mature individual to share with F and 2 playful cats. Gardens & view. Must have car. 617-216-5168. Female Roommate Wanted To share quiet, respectful 5BR coed downtown house. $440/mo. includes: off-street parking, all utils, shared use of computer and wireless access, W/D, back porch/ garden area. Avail. 6/15. Call Val 233-4622.

Roommate Needed ESSEX JCT - share 2BR duplex home w/ basement for storage. All utils, parking, AC, W/D, swiming pool, cable and Internet use included. Prefer female. $600/mo. 802-879-4226. Roommate Wanted Colchester $450/mo + half, no smoking/pets, Bean Road near Drive-in, 5 minutes from downtown. 598-2098. Shelburne Room for rent. Beautiful setting. Quiet. Professionals only. Call 355-3004.

South Burlington 2 women looking for another to share home. Big yard, bike path, dead end st. W/D, hdwd. Great location. $500/ mo. + 1/3 utils. 802-863-6215. South Burlington M/F for 2 year-old condo. $850/mo. +. W/ prof. Lady. Central location, quiet, no drugs, NS/pets. Avail. 7/1. 862-5363. South Starksboro To share big, beautiful country home. 30 Acres. NS/pets/children. $500/mo. includes utils. Dep. required. 802543-5409 #1, lescoe@madriver. com. Avail. now.

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Black Leather Jacket Women’s leather jacket, size Large. Laced back, zippers at wrists. Heavy weight. Worn only a few times. Asking $50. Call 802-324-0771, leave message.

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Leather (equestrian) Boots Tall black leather dress boots with full length zipper. Womens Size 9. NEW! Cost $250, asking $200. Call 802-324-0771 and leave message.

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Gardener needs 2 bd B’ton Quaint, charming, old-fashioned, pet-friendly house with “character” needed by quaint, charming, old-fashioned writer who IS a character! I am an award-winning gardener; quiet, meticulous. Call: Nev 978-544-7101. Housing Wanted Start 7/1 Writer and Healer looking for sunny apt. or house to rent. 2 or 3-br. Burlington, Monkton, Starksboro, Winooski, Richmond, Williston, Hinesburg. W/D, Internet access needed. Price range roughly $1300, but options neg. Call Annie at 922-3724.

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Burlington Space avail. M, W, F. 12-8 pm. Other times neg.$225/ mo. or $75/day. On Church St. Ideal for massage. 802-598-9927. Burlington Designer looking to share space and rent w/ other Architect or architects. 802-324-3652. PorHealing Arts Space tals: Center for Healing is offer-

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Casio 7.2 MP, mint, $140 Asking $140. Casio EX-Z70BK 7.2 MP black digital camera. LIKE NEW. Used less than 5 times, w/box and everything that came with it. Call 802-655-9479. Computer AMD Duron 900mghz, 512 ram, XP pro, Office, Nero, CDRW, DVD, Soundblaster, Geforce dual graphics, 17” monitor, Canon printer, $170. Call 802-578-1002.

Computer Compaq, AMD64 Anthalon 2.2ghz, 512 ram, DVD rw, lightscribe. Needs new hard drive and XP home loaded. My loss, your gain, $180. 865-0510. COMPUTER & MONITOR Intel Celeron Emachine Computer & Monitor, 10g hard drive, 500mhz, cd-rom, USB/game ports, 3D graphics, internet accessible. Only $125. Call 660-7240 or email LynnMGeorge@comcast.net Large Screen HD TV Don’t pay too much for HD. $600 gets you 51 inches of HD. 802-578-8667. Lexmark Laser B&W Printer Lexmark ValueWriter 300 (aka IBM4037-5E). W/ software, cables, user’s manual. $25. 802899-2305 or wom_2005@hotmail.com. Microtek Flatbed Scanner Model ScanMaker X6. With 35mm slide/negative adapter, cables, software, printed user’s manual. $25. 802-899-2305 or wom_ 2005@hotmail.com.

Dorm Size Fridge Dorm Size Fridge works fine, white. $40. 355-3425. 802-355-3425. ECLECTIC OFFERINGS Preway fireplace stove. Open concept, attractive, black, $100. Tool vault gang box. 4’x4’ $100. Glass display cases, seven total for $450. 120 gallon fish tank with stand, hood, accessories $300. Full size cherry bedroom set. Highboy, dresser, head and foot board $200. sj_rickert@hotmail.com. Refrigerators Freezerless Frigidaire freezerless refrigerators (2). White, 17 cu ft., com-

Kitten Tiger dbl toed Free cute, tiger, female kitten. 6 weeks old. Has double toes and a great personality. Has to go due to older cat hating it. 802-658-0442. Vegetable Oil Have used vegetable oil that can be used for diesel fuel. Come and take it. Have a lot of it! Global Markets, 863-9460.

Furniture 3 Comfortable Chairs 2-Reclining chairs for $75 each or $100 for both. Large poof chair for $75. $150 takes all 3. 802-578-8667. BEAUTIFUL NEW BEDROOM SET New, bamboo-colored wood furniture. Twin bed (frame and mattress), one tall dresser, one longer one, and a bookshelf. Perfect condition. Bought for $2200. Asking for $1000. Neg. Call Natalie, 917-627-6514. Bed Set Mattress, box, metal frame. Brand new still in original plastic. Retails for $450. Must sell. $285. 802-893-3666. Chairs - Office or Lobby Comfy chairs/rust colored fabric, thick cushion on seat and back, chrome legs & arms. Buy 1 or both, $25 each. 660-7240

NEED NEW COMPUTER? Bad credit? No problem! Buy a new computer now and pay for it later. New computers and laptops from $20/month. Call now, 1-800-4513507. (AAN CAN)

Dining room set Table, 4-chairs, hutch. Solid pine/maple wood. Excellent condition. Make an offer. Email issac_anvil@hotmail. com for pictures. 802-338-7416.

Entertainment/ Tickets

Futon Solid wood w/mattress. All in box, you put together. Retails for $695, sacrifice only $275. 802-893-0666.

Dispatch 7/15 at MSG Two tickets for 7/15 sold-out show at MSG. Floor seats, Sec 10. $100 781-696-9983.

GIRAFFES 3 FT TALL CERAMIC Ceramic giraffes (combined mother/child) statue over 3 feet tall in light brown with black spots, adorable! $75 firm. (Paid $300.) 802-660-7240.

Electronics

Brand New DVD Writer Purchased and installed, hard drive crashed 2 days later. Dual layer, lightscribe, DVD, CD writer, new $93, buy it $53. 802-578-1002.

FREE PHOTOCOPIER SAVIN 9013 Black and White Photocopier: enlarges, reduces, takes paper up to 11x17. Call 802-229-1336 to pick up.

cherry Bedroom set Lined drawers, dovetailed construction. Headboard, footboard, mattress, box, dresser, chest, nightstand. Cost $5000, sell $1550. Beth, 802-893-3888.

Fender bass and Peavey amp Fender Standard Precision bass, cream w/ white pickguard, great condition $300. Peavey Mark III 5/14/07 1:58:18 PM bass head with cab, good condition $100. carpentL@bu.edu, NEED A NEW Plasma TV that is Burlington area. bigger. Thank your neighbors? Get one FREE. visit http://www.earn- Solid gold, Dancers exotic dancers. Adult entertainment for mygift.com today! (AAN CAN) birthday, bachelor, bachelorette 1 GIG of RAM 2-sticks, 512mb and fun-on-one shows or anytime each, brand new, pc3200 ddr good friends get together. #1 for 400mghz, 184 pinn dimm, buy fun. 802-658-1464. New talent 2 for the price of one, $65. welcome. 802-578-1002. 27” TV For Sale One-year-old TV in great condition, 27” Samsung. Asking $175, paid $350. Moving and I don’t have room for it. ljaccom@uvm.edu.

Couch Great couch for dorm room or camp. I will deliver local to Burlington for $25. 802-578-8667.

Mini DV Video Camera Samsung mini-dv digital video camera, comes with charger and good battery, records to SD memory card, needs cleaning, $100. Was $300 new. 802-558-4339.

Drivers w/ late models vehicles possessing entertainment and MC qualities wanted to host shows with exotic dancers. 802-658-1464.

Services

Office/ Commercial

Canon EOS Rebel Ti 35mm SLR Kit w/ 28-90mm Lens rarely used, in excellent working condition and very clean. $100. Email photosbydi@hotmail.com.

Free Stuff 5-DRAW FILE CAB TO NONPROF Strong, very good condition, 5drawer file cabinet to a non-profit. Must be picked up from So. Burlington residence. 802-238-5718.

Double/Full size Boxspring Full boxspring mattress, good condition. $30. Liz, 802-355-1311.

MEMORY FOAM MATTRESS Top of the line 8” Visco memory foam mattress, box never used, still in plastic, warranty. Retails for $1500. can separate. Sell $550. 802-893-7296. MOVING OOS-MUST GO! Living room set includes hide-away couch, matching Laz-y-Boy, entertainment center, TV. Make an offer, first come first served! Inquire about other stuff! 802-324-3643. Pair of Swivel Barstools 30” tall padded seat barstools with wrought iron back and legs. Comfy! New from Ashley. Cost $150, asking $125. Call 802-324-0771 and leave message. Pool Table 8’x4’ solid wood, 1” slate, comes w/everything! Must see. All in original crate, never set up. Retails for $4900, sacrifice $1700. Bill, 802-893-7315. Pub Style Table, Slate Top New Pub-style table from Ashley Furniture. Wine rack beneath. Cost $175, asking $125. Please call 802-324-0771 and leave message.

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« furniture Queen Bed Set Mattress, box, metal frame, double-sided orthopedic pillowtop. All new, never used, still in plastic. Cost $950, sell $375. 802-893-7296. QUEEN MATTRESS & BOXSPRNG Hardly used, queen mattress and boxspring. Very comfortable. $275.00 660-7240 Small Kitchen Table Bought from Xmas Tree Shops less than 1 yr ago. White, two chairs, good condition. Minor scuffs. 2x3x3ft. $45 860-3972 Pic online. SOFAS -SUEDED MICROFIBER 2matching sofas, microfiber-neutral color. Easy to clean. 3 back/3 seat cushions, can be flipped. Scotchguarded. 1 for $550 or both for $1,000. 660-7240. Tree w/ lights, artificial 5 foot tall artificial tree, decorative, with white lights strung throughout the branches. $30. 660-7240

BASS BOAT 19’ Stratos Nashville 289V. 1988 w/ 200HP V6. With extras. $4500. 802-893-1627. BIKE TRAILER Instep Quick N Lite bicycle trailer, holds 2, converts to stroller, keeps sun, rain, bugs and tire spray away. like new, $80. 802-578-1002. BowFlex Sport, 1 year old, great condition. $450. Call 802-878-4924. Canoe Paddles 2 paddles, rarely used, wooden, excellent cond. $120/each when new. $60/each. 264-4878. Recumbent Bicycle Rebike 818 semi-recumbent bike, 18 speed, good cond., good for kids or seniors. $100/ OBO. 802-864-7740. Rockhopper Specialized Mountain bike, g irl’s 24”, 18speed, green. Exc. cond. $125/ OBO. 802-864-7740.

Two Slingback Patio Chairs Two blue, fabric slingback patio chairs. 1 yr-old, very good condition, $15. Small, plastic table, $2. Pic online. 860-3972.

Pets 55 gallon aquarium everything included (lights, filter, heater, decor) $150/OBO. 802-453-4190. Pair of Cockatiels - FREE We must give up our beautiful cockatiel pair due to allergies. Free to good home. 893-1781.

Sports Equipment

Education

Adoption Loving, affectionate couple promises baby happy home, education, secure future. Allowable expenses paid. Tricia and John 1-800-890-0341.

ESL NEED ENGLISH PRACTICE? Will help with English grammar, spelling, composition and speech. Native speakers of Spanish and Portuguese only. Sliding fee based on income. Contact MF, 735-1001.

babysitter wanted Occasional babysitter for 2 boys ages 3 + 6. Burlington. Experience and refs. required. Call Tasha 864-2857.

Summer Spanish Individual tutoring or groups. Academic, travel, business or just for fun! Licensed teacher experienced with all ages. Call 999-3766 for more information.

Computer Affordable Tech Support TechFriendly offers a wide range of computer software, hardware and network solutions for home or small business. 10 years experience. A+ Industry Standard Certified. Affordable rates, starting at $30/hr. 802-338-5127, info@ techfriendly.biz.

Financial/Legal ****$700-$800,000 Free cash grants!***2007!** Never repay! Personal/Medical Bills, School, New Business/Home etc., live operators! Avoid deadlines! Listings, call 1-800-270-1213 Ext. 232 (AAN CAN).

Colchester Computer Co. Having Computer Problems? Colchester Computer Company can help! $50/hour on site and $35/hour drop off. Call for full list of services. 802-734-3095 or email at tristan@colchestercomputer. com.

Health/ Wellness A Big Sur Massage Medium to deeper tissue work. in Burl. or have table will travel. $60/hr. Jaquelline 802-310-6519.

Counseling

Waterbed Mattress California King size 84”x70”, Waveless, comes with liner & heater. Good condition. $85. OBO 802-864-7740. Wire shelving Black, metal wire shelving. 5 shelves. 72x36x18” deep. Great for kitchen or garage. $35 860-3972 Pic online.

Childcare

Want to Buy Antiques Furniture, postcards, pottery, cameras, toys, medical tools, lab glass, photographs, slide rules, license plates and silver. Anything unusual or unique. Cash paid. Call Dave, 802-859-8966. Beer Umbrella Wanted I would like to buy a Patio Beer Table Umbrella. 802-658-0626. pool wanted Looking for swimming pool 18 ft. round or bigger. Please call 327-1009. Trampoline Enclosure Looking for a trampoline enclosure, call 846-7406.

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Air Hockey Table 6’x 3’ good • Deep Tissue • Therapuetic • Reflexology • Stress Relief condition, lots of fun for the Assoc. Body Work & Massage Prof. whole family. Paid $300. Sell 18 years experience $100. 802-881-9001. Professional practicioner FSBO042507 4/24/07 10:32 AM Page 1

Blissful Healing Blissful Healing for the first time in years has openings for new clients! Specializing in therapeutic Deep Tissue and Swedish massage. Please call Chana 734-4963.

Clinical Psychotherapist Aaron Wells, Master’s level psychotherapy. Experience in adolescents in crisis and adults in transition. Music and art tools, as well as talk-therapy. 802-999-1871.

Danu Therapeutic Massage You deserve a summer “time out!” You need a calming and therapeutic massage! Student Discounts! Call Vicky, NCTMB. In The Woolen Mill, Winooski. 802-999-0610. http://danu.abmp.com.

Sallie West, M.A., M.F.T Telephone and face-to-face counseling for individuals and couples. Specializing in relationships and spiritual/personal growth, depression, anxiety and life transitions. Burlington and Waitsfield. 496-7135.

E.S. Massage Therapy Swedish, therapeutic, aromatherapy, deep tissue, add hot towels. CMT. 802760-7845. Across from Ann Taylor window, 125 Bank Street, 2nd floor, Burlington. Gift certificates available.

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EXPERIENCE DEEP CHANGES with CranioSacral Therapy, SomatoEmotional Release and Resonant Kinesiology by licensed physical therapist. Call Mindy Cohen at 865-8500 voicemail #3. 1x1-pathway-classy013107

PHOTOGRAPHY-WEDDING/EVENT VT and NY. Professional wedding, commercial and event photography. Contact Marcin, visit www. marcinkro.com, marcinkro@hotmail.com, or call 802-658-2303, Cell 802-310-1384. Marcin Kro Photography.

Office Space Available 168 Battery Street (at King) Burlington 862-8806

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for sale by owner Top floor, bright, river facing 1 bedroom, 1 bath Riverwatch condo in Bldg 8. 670 sq. ft. plus large private laundry & storage room. Large open living, kitchen and dinette area. Nicely separated large bedroom with ample closet space. Energy efficient., two parking spaces, secured entry, sprinkler system, elevator, cable & satellite available, community pool and petfriendly condo regulations. Condo fee includes heat, water, garbage, and common maintenance. Great Burlington city location, easy access to downtown & I-89. No brokers please.

$138,000 Burlington (Chittenden) Roger and Bill 802-985-1073

Metta Touch Massage Are you stressed-out or sore from working out? Treat yourself to a wonderful Thai massage, customized just for you! Same day appointments available. 598-8700. Blythe Kent, CMT. Located at 182 Main St., Burlington, 2nd-floor. Need Might be Pregnant? help? We offer friendship, help w/ exploring options, free pregnancy test, and ongoing support and encouragement. BIRTHRIGHT, Burlington, 802-865-0056. Moonlight Massage Enjoy a therapeutic massage catered to the male body by an experienced masseur. Out calls only. 802-3555247 www.moonlightmassage. com. Professional Massage Incls. hot rocks and hot towels. Also Foot Reflexology, Chakra Balancing and Hot Herbal Wraps. $40/ hour. 802-598-9927. 7 days, 108. Downtown. Same day. Women only. Psychic Counseling Channeling with Bernice Kelman, Underhill, VT. 30+ years experience. Also energy healing, chakra balancing, rebirthing, other lives, classes, more. 802-899-3542 or kelman.b@juno.com.

Home/Garden DIRECTV Satellite TV FREE Equipment, FREE 4 Room Installation, FREE HD or DVR Receiver Upgrade w/rebate. Packages from $29.99/mo. Call 800-380-8939. (AAN CAN) Gardener for Hire Gardener for hire by the hour, evenings and weekends. 25+ yrs. experience. Have own tools. Mulch pickup/delivery. Call 879-3879 lve msg or vtgardener@yahoo.com.

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RIVERWATCH CONDO - BURLINGTON

MEDICAL BILLING SERVICES WILLISTON (TAFT CORNERS) Medical billing services avail. Billing specialist has 4 yrs. experience. Strong attention to details. Timely response to patient and insurance inquiries. Call for details 802-876-4000.

ESSEX Beautiful Cornerstone Commons, 1-bedroom, 1-bath, second floor, elevator, pool (seasonal), workout room, locked storage, safe and secure, ample parking, appliances included, 5 min. to IBM/St. Mike's/Fanny Allen. 10 min. to Fletcher Allen/UVM. Rentable up to 6 mo. per year. Option to purchase furnished. AC. Condo dues incl. utils. (except phone/cable). $118,900. 802-878-1711, channa@gmavt.net.

SHOW AND TELL: 25 words + photo, $35/week or $60/2 weeks. 802-864-5684

Conference? Vacation? Let me provide professional attentive care for your pets and plants and you with peace of mind. Great rates and refs. Call Myra 658-6108. Dog Walker/Pet Sitter Does your pet need a walk or some play time while you’re at work or away? Experienced dog walker w/ two dogs of my own, avail. to take care of your pet(s) when you aren’t avail. I have great refs and reasonable rates. 802-598-3867 - Maura Horse(s) for Lease To a dedicated non-beginner. Well schooled dressage, jumper, trail, foxhunt at full service barn in Hinesburg. 482-2083 before 8 p.m. Running Mates Dog Outings Experienced, honest and reliable dog walking service avail. to provide daily adventures for your best friend. Specializing in 2hr+ canine outings. Let your dog run, swim and play while you are at

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Bicycles Girls Mountain Bike 20 in. Brand New Crystal Pacific bought the wrong size bike on line, paid $125. asking $80/OBO. Call 238-8242.

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Show and tell. View and post up to 6 photos per ad online. 1997 PONTIAC BONNEVILLE SE Not mint, but good condition, runs/drives great, no leaks, just needs a $10 mirror! NADA low book $2375, sell fast at half price: $1188. 355-6372.

95 ACURA LEGEND COUPE V6 Automatic, 2-dr, new pearl white paint jobs, sunroof, cd player, custom heated leather seats, carbon fiber hood, very good condition, $4900/OBO, Tom 802-860-7160.

1997 VW Jetta “Betsy� looks rough, runs great, mechanically sound. 206-861-5805.

95 Chevy Blazer 4X4 V6 2-door, teal. $1500/OBO. 802-859-0901.

1998 Land Rover Discovery $4000/OBO. Email jsealey@uvm. edu, call 864-9890. Must Sell!

Cars/Trucks ’99 Ford Escort $2,500 OBO Red 4-door sedan. AT,AC,CC, AM/ FM/casette. Clean title, recent routine tune-up. 4 studded snow tires in good condition included. 106K. 802-999-3457. Offers welcome! 05 Golf TDI Tiptronic Southern Virginia Golf TDI tiptronic, moonroof, monsoon, one owner, all records, keys and manual. Beautiful shape. 35k miles. Serviced. Vermont TDI Imports www.vermontTDIimports.com 05 VW Jetta GLS TDI sedan 2005 Jetta GLS TDI, tiptronic, blue/ gray leather, monsoon, ESP, moonroof, heated seats, steering wheel controls. Southern car. 45k www.vermontTDIimports.com sales@vermontTDIimports.com 45mpg+ 06 Subaru Forester 2.5X 14,900K. One Owner. Factory Warranty. Asking $17950(KBB value is $20,075). Premium pkg includes: moonroof, alloy wheels, heated seats, premium sound and more. Excellent vehicle! 802-578-6952. 06 VW Jetta TDI 5spd Diesel 42+ mpg 28k, leatherette, Sat. radio, 6CD changer, moonroof, heated seats, one owner, great service, reduce your carbon footprint, www.vermontTDIimports. com, sales@vermontTDIimports. com. 1964 VW Beetle New brakes, new exhaust. Exterior in very nice condition. Car runs very well. Inside will need some work. Must see to appreciate. Asking $4000. 802-238-0470. 1969 VW Beetle Karmann Midnight Blue, 69 Convertible, Excellent Condition 73K, 4-speed manual. Manuals and maintenance records avail. Spare tire included, A Must See! Franklin County. Collectors Edition. 802-752-6789. 1990 Mercedes 300TE 4matic All wheel drive station wagon. Second owner. Leather, heated seats, sunroof. Books and service records. Awesome winter car! 802-238-1351. 1991 VOLVO 240 SEDAN 134k, new alpine cd, all new brakes and exhaust, new water pump and shocks, nearly new tires, nice southern car, absolutely no rust, new battery. $2650/OBO. 893-4607. 1993 Audi 100 S Automatic, power windows/locks, cd player, heated seats, sun roof, lots of new parts. Asking $3500/OBO. Call 846-7406. 1993 Chrysler New Yorker White. 100K + miles. Needs new windshield and state inspection. Brand new winter tires. CD player. Email Taylor.Bedard@hotmail.com. 1995 ACURA LEGEND LS2DRV6 Automatic, 2-dr, sunroof, new white paint job, heated leather seats, fiberglass hood, very clean, $4900/OBO. 802-598-5348. 1996 VW BLACK JETTA 116 K, 30 mpg!, manual transmission, wellmaintained, all records, moonroof, new tires, very reliable. Way below book @ $2,400 - Must sell! Call (802)879-5146

1998 LEXUS GS400 4DR V8 Fully loaded, heated leather seats, full body kit, 18-inch chrome wheel, chameleon color, v8, sunroof, 300hp, 4-dr, 6 CD changer, spoiler, excellent condition, $14,900/ OBO. 802-598-5348. 1999 Audi A4 2.8 Fully loaded power acc, leather. Sport suspension and 5 spoke alloy wheels. Premium stereo - 6 disc changer, Bose speakers. New inspection sticker (JUN07) and front tires. well maintained, only 3 VT winters. 238-3733

96 Toyota 96 Toyota Rav4 RAV4, automatic, 4 door, dark red 102k. $5000. All maintence records including tune up (most recent 100k tune up $800) 30mpg. 214-500-4974.

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] 2006 Kawasaki ZZR600 Silver, 1600K. Cateye signals, clear alternatives intergrator taillight, smoke windscreen, and warranty through 7/20/10! Great bike, fast! $5500/OBO. Call Lou at 802-310-8814.

On the Water 15’ boston whaler 1983 15’ SPORT W/60 hp Evinrude. Great condition, new varnish, stored winters, painted trailer. Very reliable and safe. Many extras $5400. 658-8056, studio404@adelphia. net. 1980, 115HP Merc Baja 16SS (well maintained), 50mph+. Drive-on trailer, stainless prop, full cover, stereo, more. runs great! $3000. more pics http:// public.fotki.com/Bajamaniac/ baja_pics/ 802-658-0626.

1999 CHEVY CAVALIER Auto X matic, 2 door, 4 cly, am/fm/cd. 0INE 3TREET "URLINGTON New inspection, excellent condiBASS BOAT 19’ 1988 Stratos Nashition. 35 MPG asking 3500/OBO. 98 Subaru Outback Limited ville 289v 200hp v6 outbd moCall 802-863-0237 or email at sky- $3250/OBO. 117K, winter packtor oil inj. w/ trailer and extras. 1x2-062106_Computer_Repair.indd6/15/06 1 1:29:42 PM horse205@yahoo.com. age, leather interior, heated $4500. 802-893-1627. 1999 Ford Windstar LX Well seats, CD player, 4-mounted tires. RED BOREAL MUKTUK KAYAK 16 578-4474, leave message. maintained 5-door, seven pasft in length wt 58lbs. Great consenger minivan. Runs Great! Roof 99 CHEV METRO 95k, sedan, a/ dition. Paddle, cockpit cover, and rack, rear tinted windows, elect, runs great, great mpg., new pump included. Asking $1000 tric locks and windows. $2500/ head gasket and timing belt, new neg. Call Dani 802-899-2799. OBO. Call 802-644-2695. brakes and bearings, clean car, kenwood cd, newer tires,new exh 2000 CADILLAC STS SEVILLE sys.book $3400, asking $2450 Automatic, northstar v8, heated 893-4607. leather seats front and rear, sunroof 6cd changer, wood grain ster99 Toyota Tacoma X cab, 4 wheel ring wheel, fully loaded, 1 owner drive. 5-speed manual including very good conditon $5800/OBO. AC, power steering, AM-FM cas802-318-3731. sette, cap bed & liner, snow tires. 112 K. Good condition. $8200. 2000 Honda Civic EX $5450. 1979 Dodge Motor Home Needs 4-door, moon roof, auto, PW, PL, 802-453-4855. motor work, fixable or usable as CD, AC, well-maintained, new timAutomotive $500 POLICE IMstationary camp. Propane heating belt and water pump, winter & POUNDS, Cars from $500! Tax Re- er, shower, electrical system, all summer tires. Call 655-4226. pos, US Marshal and IRS Sales! good. $500/OBO. Days: 860-4905, 2001 Saab 93 2003 Manual Red Cars, Trucks, SUV’s, Toyota’s, Hon- eves: 872-0932. da’s, Chevy’s, more! 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For Sale AuthorizedWarranty/Repair Martin guitars, Taylor, Guild, Fender, Kamman music, Meisel, Ovation by Luthier Randy Crosby. 202 Main St., Burlington. 802865-3890, randolin@verizon.net, http://www.geocities.com/randycrosby/repair.html. Digital Keyboard Emu Emax sampling keyboard w/100 sampled sound discs. $350/OBO. 802-864-7740. Fender Precision Lyte Bass Great condition bass which I bought new in ‘93. Customized with EMG active P/J pickups in ‘95. Excellent bass for gigging/recording. $400 firm. Case included. 802-273-2312. For Sale: Fender FM65R Amp features wonderful, clean and overdriven channels and is hardly played. Original sales receipt available. $220. Erik, 660-0699. Ibanez w/Case $395 White Ibanez RG350DX electric guitar w/Ibanez hardshell-case. Mint. Shark-tooth inlays, wizard/II neck, Floyd-Rose, sounds great, no fret buzzing. $395 cash. Call 802-655-9479 (after 6 p.m.). Piano For Sale 1970’s CableNelson spinet piano for sale. Space saver, sounds great, excellent condition. Asking $650. Call 540-0161 to see it in Burlington. Snare Drum FOR SALE 10� Pacific snare drum with black hardware. Great Condition! $65/OBO. 802-793-4930. Tascam 788 Dig Recorder Brand new Tascam 788 digital recorder 8 trk w/CD burner, 199 virtual tracks. $650. 802-893-1627.

Music Lessons!!!!!! Piano, guitar, voice, theory, composition, songwriting. All ages, levels, styles. 20 yrs. experience. Friendly, individualized lessons in So. Burl. 802-864-7740, ero@ moomail.net. Piano Lessons Summer Piano Lessons start soon. Call 2230761 or email stefaniemaas@ gmail.com for more info. Studio locations in both Montpelier and Waitsfield.

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Auditions/ Casting Female Models Wanted Aspiring models who would be interested in working w/ a few prof. photographers for at least 6 mo. in exchange for free portfolio. No experience needed, but must be serious about building a dynamic portfolio. For interview call or e-mail David Russell Photography, 373-1912/dave@daverussell.org Website: www.daverussell.org. Male Models Needed Male models needed for fine art portrait photography project. Student photographers, volunteer basis. Contact us for further information. 802-338-0069.

Vantage Classical Guitar Perfect condition, good tone and action; includes case. $12/OBO. 802-864-7740. Violin/Mandolin! Full, sweet bending notes and vibrato-custom-made mandolins by Luthier Randy Crosby. 202 Main St., Burlington. 802-865-3890, randolin@ verizon.net, http://www.geocities.com/randycrosby/. Yamaha Drum Set FOR SALE 4 piece Yamaha drumset includes; 2 cymbal stands, hi-hat stand, bass pedal, seat, snare stand, snare, bass, and two toms. Great condition! $400. 802-793-4930.

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Bass Guitar Lessons Aram Bedrosian. All levels/styles welcome! Learn technique, theory, songs, reading, ear training and more... years of teaching/playing experience. Convenient Pine St. studio. 802-598-8861 or aram@arambedrosian.com, www.arambedrosian. com. Guitar Instruction Berklee graduate with classical background offers lessons in guitar, theory, and ear training. Individualized, step-by-step approach. I enjoy teaching all ages/styles/ levels. Rick Belford 802-8647195, www.rickbelford.com.

Skatepark Mural Talented artists needed to help create mural for waterfront skatepark. Contact Bruce Williams at unitedcollegeclub@yahoo.com to submit your design.

Fabric Painting and Dyeing For the theatre. Book by Deborah M. Dryden. New, mint condition, paperback. (Photographs at this posting in Art section of 7-Days website.) $25. 802-899-2305, wom_2005@hotmail.com Surface Design for Fabric Book by Richard Proctor and Jennifer Lew. (Revised) New, mintcondition, paperback. (Photographs at this posting in Art section of 7-Days website.) $25. 802-899-2305, wom_2005@hotmail.com

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gional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners, other interested persons granted party status pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c). Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5). Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this 7 day of June 2007. Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street VT

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That Chapter 5, Animals and Fowl of the Code of Ordinances of the City of Burlington be and hereby is amended by amending Sections 5-15, 5-16, 5-24 and 5-25 thereof to read as follows: Sec. 5-15. License and rabies vaccination required. (a) As written. (b) As written. ACT 250 APPLICATION

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10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On June 5, 2007, Bensen Development, LP, filed application #4C0682-1 for a project generally described as: the addition of one 9-unit multi-family building and a boundary adjustment between the two existing lots. The project is located on Executive Drive in the City of South Burlington, Vermont. The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the South Burlington Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 30 Kimball Avenue, South Burlington, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www. nrb.state.vt.us/lup) by clicking on “District Commission Cases,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above. No hearing will be held unless, on or before June 27, 2007, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing. Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by June 27, 2007. Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Re-

enforcement officer and shall not be in violation of any provision of this chapter. Confinement in lieu of boarding shall continue until such time as the violation or condition authorizing impoundment has been abated.

(c) Fixture of tag. The dog license tag issued to any person as provided herein shall be securely attached to a collar or harness on such licensed dog and worn at all times. Sec. 5-16. License fees. In addition to the license fee and any penalty fee required by state law, the fee for each license required by this article shall be ten twenty dollars ($10 20.00) for each neutered/spayed dog and fourteen forty dollars ($14. 40.00) for each non-neutered/ non-spayed dog. Sec. 5-24. Penalties. An offense of any provision of this chapter by any person shall be deemed a civil ordinance violation and shall be punishable by the following penalties: (1) First offense. A first offense of any provision of this chapter in any twelve-month period shall be punishable by a fine of no less than fifty one hundred dollars ($50 100.00) and no more than one hundred fifty dollars ($100 150.00). The waiver fine shall be fifty one hundred dollars ($50 100.00).

the city clerk or his or her designated agent(s) until proof of registration is presented. A dog released under cash deposit shall be registered within two (2) working days after its release. If the dog is not registered within the time period set forth herein, the cash deposit shall be forfeited and the owner of the animal shall be subject to additional penalties under the provisions of 20 V.S.A. Chapter 193.

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ner. The enforcement officer may, in lieu of boarding and when in the public interest and consistent with the public safety, allow an impounded dog to remain confined in the custody of its owner on the owner’s recognizance that the dog shall remain confined to the owner’s property, follow the terms of impoundment set by the

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(b) Impoundment fees. Any dog impounded under the provisions of this chapter shall be released only on payment of a twenty seventy-five dollars ($25. 75.00) impounding impoundment fee; provided, however, that any dog impounded for the second time in any twelve-month period shall be released only on payment of a fifty dollar ($50.00) impounding fee, and if so captured three (3) or more times in any twelve-month period it shall be released only upon payment of a seventy-five dollar ($75.00) impounding fee. (c) Boarding fee. In addition to the impoundment fee charged herein there shall be an additional charge of six ten dollars ($6.10.00) per day for board for each day the dog is impounded, except that if an animal is claimed up to three (3) hours after impoundment, the owner will be responsible for one-half day’s boarding fee. If an animal is claimed within two (2) hours of opening business hours on the following business day, the owner will not be charged for that day’s boarding fee. (d) As written. (e) Unlicensed dogs to be licensed before release. If an impounded dog is unlicensed, in addition to the impounding and boarding fees set forth herein, the dog shall not be released without the payment of the license fee required by section 517, except that if the impounded dog has not had its proper vaccinations to be registered a thirty forty-five dollar ($35. 45.00) cash deposit shall be posted with

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That Chapter 24, Personnel, of the Code of Ordinances of the City of Burlington be and hereby is amended by amending Sections 24-14 and 24-42 thereof to read as follows: Sec. 24-14. Definitions. Unless a different meaning is plainly required by the context, the following words and phrases as used in this article shall have the following meanings: Accumulated contributions: written.

Average final compensation shall mean the average annual earned compensation of a member during the three (3) nonoverlapping twelve-month periods prior to the member’s actual retirement which will afford him or her the highest such average, or, if he or she has less than thirty-six (36) months of creditable service, his or her average final compensation shall be his or her average annual earned compensation during his or her total creditable service. Notwithstanding the above definition, “average final compensation” shall mean the average annual earned compensation during the five (5) nonoverlapping twelve-month periods prior to the member’s actual retirement which will afford him or her the highest such average, or, if he or she has less than sixty (60)

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(2) Second offense. A second offense of any provision of this chapter in any twelve-month period shall be punishable by a fine of no less than one hundred fifty dollars ($100 150.00) and no more than two hundred fifty dol2x2-AlbanyPromotions053007.indd lars ($200.250.00). The waiver fine shall be one hundred fifty dollars ($100 150.00).

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Personnel - Changes in Average Final Compensation for Police Sergeants, Lieutenants and Deputy Chiefs

months of creditable service, his or her average final compensation shall be his or her average annual earned compensation during his or her total creditable service for the following Class A employees: sergeants, lieutenants, deputy chiefs, and chief of the Burlington Police Department. For fiscal years 2008 and 2009, the change from a three year to a five year basis for the named Class A employees shall be phased-in in monthly increments as described and detailed in the City Council resolution and attached schedule and implementation notes of May 14, 2007. During this phase-in period, an affected employee may, through written notification to the Retirement Board, opt to have their retirement based on the pre-existing three year average, using what their base compensation—including COLA’s—would have been on the Willis scale. Beneficiary: As written. Creditable service: As written. Earned compensation: As written. Employee:. As written. Mandatory retirement age: As written. Member: As written. Membership service: As written. Month: As written. Normal retirement age: As written. Prior service: As written.Regular interest: As written. Retirement board: As written. Service: As written. Year: As written. Sec. 24-42. Effective date. The amendments to subsection 24-41(c) which changed the survivor income benefit from twenty-five (25) percent to thirty (30) percent for nonunion, Class A, City AFSCME and BSDP members shall be regarded as effective July 1, 2000. Said amendment for BSD AFSCME members shall be regard-

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(3) Third and subsequent offenses. A third or subsequent offense of any provision of this chapter in any twelve-month period shall be punishable by a fine of no less than two hundred fifty dollars ($200 250.00) and no more than five hundred dollars ($500.00). The waiver fine shall be one hundred fifty two hundred fifty dollars ($150 250.00). In addition to the penalties provided in this section, any animal found in violation of this chapter may be impounded as provided in section 5-25 of this chapter. Sec. 5-25. Impoundment. (a) Authority to impound. Dogs in violation of any provision of this chapter may be taken by the enforcement officer and impounded in the city pound and there confined in a humane man-

ed as effective August 1, 2001. Said amendment for IBEW members shall be regarded as effective July 1, 2001. The amendments to subsections 24-22(c)(2) and 24-22(e)(2) which changed the Class B nonunion, City AFSCME and BSDP members accrual rate to one and six-tenths (1.6) percent and the early retirement reduction to two (2) percent per year shall be regarded as effective July 1, 2000. Said amendment for BSD AFSCME members shall be regarded as effective August 1, 2001. Said amendment for IBEW members shall be regarded as effective July 1, 2001. The amendments to subsections 24-14, 24-22(a), (c)(1), (c)(2), (e)(1), and 24-26(b) which changed the Class A early retirement age, changed the early retirement reduction for service from twenty to twenty-five (20— 25) years and changed the accrual rate to two and seventy-five hundredths (2.75) percent shall be regarded as effective July 1, 2000. The relevant amendments to sections 24-22, 24-23, 24-26, 24-29 and 24-40 are regarded as effective retroactive to July 1, 1973. The relevant amendment to section 24-41 is regarded as effective October 1, 1973. The relevant amendments to sections 24-1, 24-14, 24-19, 24-22, 24-23, 24-26, 24-29 and 24-40 which were enacted in July, 1979, are regarded as effective retroactive to July 1, 1978. The amendments to sections 24-14, 24-19, 24-20, 2421, 24-22, 24-23, 24-24, 24-25, 24-26, 24-27, 24-28, 24-29, 24-33, 24-37, 24-39, 24-40, 24-41, 24-42 and 24-60 which were enacted in August, 1984, will be regarded as effective retroactive to July 1, 1983, except the amendment to section 24-40 which will be regarded as effective retroactive to

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Show and tell. View and post up to 6 photos per ad online. July 1, 1984. The amendments to sections 24-14, 24-19, 24-21, 2422, 24-23, 24-26, 24-41 and 24-42 which were enacted February 13, 1989, will be regarded as effective retroactive to July 1, 1988; however, the amendment to section 24-19 shall be applicable to any employee in service as of January 1, 1988, or hired thereafter. The relevant amendment to section 21-41(c)(3) will be regarded as retroactive to December 20, 1990. The amendments to sections 2422(c) and 24-29(c), which provided for increased Class A contributions and an increased Class A benefit accrual rate which were enacted July 20, 1992, will be regarded as effective January 1, 1992. The amendments to section 24-47 establishing options 5 and 6 shall be considered effective for all members as of March 9, 1998. The amendments to section 2414 which change the definition of average final compensation for police sergeants, lieutenants, deputy chiefs, and chief shall be effective for these named Class A positions as of July 1, 2007. * Material stricken out deleted. ** Material underlined added. CITY OF BURLINGTON TRAFFIC REGULATIONS The following traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amendments to Appendix C, Motor Vehicles, and the City of Burlington’s Code of Ordinances: Sec. 7A. Handicap spaces designated. No person shall park any vehicle at any time in the following locations, except automobiles displaying special handicapped license plates issued pursuant to 18 V.S.A. 1325, or any amendment or renumbering thereof: (1) through (140) As Written (141) [On the west side of Russell Street in front of number 11.] On the west side of Orchard Terrace in the space directly across from the driveway to number 16. (142) through (150) As Written Adopted this 5th day of June 2007 by the Board of Public Works Commissioners: Attest Norman Baldwin, P.E. Assistant Director-Technical Services Material in [Brackets] delete. Material underlined add. CITY OF BURLINGTON TRAFFIC REGULATIONS The following traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amendments to Appendix C, Motor Vehicles, and the City of Burlington’s Code of Ordinances: Sec. 7. No-Parking Areas. No person shall park any vehicle at any time in the following locations: (1) through (55) As Written (56) [Reserved.] On the north side of Flynn Avenue beginning at Shelburne Street and continuing 220 feet west. (57) through (59) As Written (60) [Reserved.] On the south side of Flynn Avenue beginning at Shelburne Street and continuing 120 feet west. (49) through (506) As Written Adopted this 5th day of June 2007 by the Board of Public Works Commissioners: Attest Norman Baldwin, P.E. Assistant Director-Technical Services Material in [Brackets] delete. Material underlined add. Notice of Hydrant Flow Testing On June 20th, Burlington Public Works will be flow testing hydrants near Battery and Main Street in Burlington. Nearby residents may notice reduced water pressure and/or discoloration following the test.

NOTICE OF SALE Pursuant to the terms and conditions of a Judgment Order, Decree of Foreclosure, and Order of Public Sale in the matter of New England Federal Credit Union v. Robert Scot Jameson, et al., Chittenden Superior Court Docket No. S144906 CnC, foreclosing a certain mortgage given by Robert Scot Jameson and Kara Marie Jameson (f/k/a Kara Marie Greenwood) to New England Federal Credit Union dated January 12, 2005 and recorded in Volume 241, Page 522 of the Jericho Land Records; for breach of the conditions of the mortgage, and for the purpose of foreclosing the aforesaid mortgage, the below described real estate will be sold at public auction at 10:00 a.m. on July 9, 2007, at the location of the property described in the mortgage; on knowledge and belief, known and designated as and having an E-911 address of 149 Skunk Hollow Road, Jericho, Vermont. The property to be sold (the Property) is all and the same land and premises described in said mortgage, and further described as follows: Being Lot 1, containing 10.26 acres, more or less, as depicted on a map entitled “Two Lot Subdivision for Gladys B. Jameson, Skunk Hollow Road, Jericho, Vermont”, dated May 3, 1997 prepared by Vermont Land Surveyors, and recorded on Slide 277 of the Jericho Land records. The property is subject to utility and drainage easement as shown on said Plan. Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to Robert Scott Jameson and Kara Marie Greenwood by Warranty Deed of Gladys B. Jameson dated June 30, 1997 and recorded on June 30, 1997 in Volume 151, Page 242 of the Jericho Land Records. The within described property may be subject to easement, rights-of-way of record and other interests of record. Terms of Sale: The Property shall be sold to the highest bidder, who shall at sale pay cash or certified funds, or $10,000.00 in cash, certified check, or good bank check, and produce evidence satisfactory to Plaintiff of the ability to pay the remainder of the highest bid, which evidence shall be provided to Plaintiff prior to the initiation of bidding and who shall pay the balance of the successful bid price within forty-five (45) days. The successful bidder will be required to sign a purchase and sale agreement. Any purchaser at sale will take the Property “AS IS” and title will be conveyed by Order of Confirmation. The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of sale. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Kohn Rath & Meyer LLP 802-482-2905. Dated: May 7, 2007 David Rath, Esq. Attorney for Plaintiff OFFENSES & MISCELLANEOUS PROVISIONS— Graffiti and Defacement of Property. That Chapter 21, Offenses & Miscellaneous Provisions, of the Code of Ordinances of the City of Burlington be and hereby is amended by amending Sections 21-29 and 21-56 thereof to read as follows: Sec. 21-29. Graffiti and Defacing Defacement of property buildings. No person shall apply or cause to be applied any paint, varnish, lead, crayon, wax, ink, dye or other indelible substance, nor shall any person carve, chisel or write any figure or letter on the exteri-

or or interior walls or on the windows of any building without having first secured authority from the owner of such building or his duly authorized agent to do so. A. Findings and Purpose. This ordinance seeks to help prevent the spread of graffiti and defacement of property, public and private. Graffiti and the defacement of property are destructive of the rights and values of property owners. They are aesthetic blights on the entire community. Graffiti and defacement of property are acts of vandalism, detrimental to the City, and are, therefore, public nuisances. B. Definitions. 1. “Graffiti” means any inscription, word, figure, painting or other defacement that is written, marked, etched, scratched, sprayed, drawn, painted, or engraved on or otherwise affixed to any surface of public or private property by any graffiti implement, without being authorized to do so by the owner of the property or the owner’s duly authorized agent. 2. “Graffiti implement” means an aerosol paint container, a broadtipped marker, gum label, paint stick or graffiti stick, etching equipment, brush or any other device capable of scarring or leaving a visible mark on any natural or manmade surface. 3. ”Defacement” means any application or causing the application to any surface of public or private property of paint, varnish, lead, crayon, wax, ink, dye or other substance, or the carving, chiseling, writing, or other such act of any mark, figure or letter on such property without being authorized to do so by the owner of the property or the owner’s duly authorized agent. C. Prohibited Acts. It shall be unlawful for any person to make graffiti or deface any surface of public or private property unless authorized by the owner of the property or the owner’s duly authorized agent. D. Penalties. A violation of this ordinance is a civil offense and shall be punishable by a fine of five hundred dollars ($500.00) with a waiver penalty of four hundred dollars ($400.00). At the discretion of the prosecuting officer or City Attorney, this penalty or a part thereof may be waived upon the successful completion of community service related to the elimination of graffiti and defacement. Sec. 21-56. Penalty. (a) A violation of any of the following sections of this chapter shall be deemed a civil offense: Section 21-1. Abandoned iceboxes. Section 21-5. Signs in public ways; on vehicles. Section 21-6. Posting bills. Section 21-8. Begging prohibited. Section 21-18. Placing substances in reservoir and swimming in reservoir prohibited. Section 21-29. Defacing buildings. Section 21-30. Littering. Section 21-30.1. Feeding of pigeons prohibited. Section 2130.2. Feeding of sea gulls prohibited. Section 21-35. Throwing stones or other missiles. Section 21-37. Consumption of alcoholic beverages prohibited. Section 21-40. Regulation of cruising. The violation of these sections shall be punishable by a civil penalty of from fifty dollars ($50.00) to five hundred dollars ($500.00). The waiver penalty for such offenses for purposes of the municipal complaint form (civil ticket) shall be fifty dollars ($50.00). All law enforcement officers are authorized to issue a municipal complaint for a violation of any of these sections. (b) As written. * Material stricken out deleted. ** Material underlined added.

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] SUPERIOR COURT DOCET NO. S0231-07 CnC GMAC, Plaintiff, v. JOHN D. MORAN, Defendant. SUMMONS AND ORDER OF PUBLICATION TO THE ABOVE NAMED DEFENDANT: JOHN MORAN You are hereby summoned and required to serve upon Plaintiff’s attorneys, Bauer, Gravel, Farnham, Nuovo, Parker & Lang, whose address is 40 College Street, Suite 100, P.O. Box 607, Burlington, VT 05402-0607, an answer to Plaintiff’s Complaint in the above-entitled action within 41 days after the date of the first publication of this Summons, which is June 13, 2007. If you fail to do so, judgment by default will be taken against you for the relief demanded in the Complaint. Your answer must also be filed with the Court. Unless the relief demanded in the Complaint is for damage covered by a liability insurance policy under which the insurer has the right or obligation to conduct the defense, or unless otherwise provided in V.R.C.P. Rule 13(a), your answer must state as a counterclaim any related claim which you may have against the Plaintiff, or you will thereafter be barred from making such claim in any other action. Plaintiff’s suit is an action to collect sums that are due and owing pursuant to certain promissory note(s), and promises, executed, and/or made, by Defendant and in favor of Plaintiff, and the defaults thereon; and issues of title and interest in a 2004 Chevrolet Silverado 1500 Crew Cab truck, VIN 2GCEK13T341410488 and a 2004 Chevrolet Silverado Ext. Cab 4WD truck VIN 1GCHK29UX4E338867. It appearing from the Motion, and Affidavit(s) duly filed in the above-entitled action that service can not be made on the Defendant with due diligence by any of the methods otherwise prescribed in V.R.C.P. Rules 4(d) through (f) inclusive, it is hereby ORDERED that service of the above process shall be made upon the Defendant, JOHN MORAN by publication pursuant to V.R.C.P. Rules 4(d)(1) and 4(g). This Order shall be published once a week for two consecutive weeks on June 13, 2007 and June 20, 2007 in Seven Days or other newspaper of general circulation in the Charlotte, VT area; and a copy of this Order shall be mailed to the Defendant, John Moran at his last known mailing address in Charlotte, Vermont. Dated at Burlington, Vermont, this 25th day of May, 2007. /s/ Matthew I. Katz Chittenden Superior Court Judge UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT DISTRICT OF VERMONT DOCKET NO. 2:06-CV-125 ESTATE OF RYAN RODRIGUEZ, JOE RODRIGUEZ AND CAROL RODRIGUEZ, CO-ADMINISTRATORS PLAINTIFFS, V. JAY SIMON,CORRECTIONAL MEDICAL SERVICES, INC., EDWARD DIONNE, JOSHUA RUTHERFORD, MICHAEL CARBONNEAU, AND JOHN ARZUAGA DEFENDANTS. ORDER FOR SERVICE BY PUBLICATION TO: John Arzuaga An action has been brought against you in the U.S. District Court for the District of Vermont alleging that you violated the constitutional civil rights of Ryan Rodriguez, acted outrageously, and caused his survivors to suffer severe emotional distress and failed in your duty to provide medical and mental health care which met the standard of care to which Ryan Rodriguez was entitled, resulting in his death on October 19, 2004. You are hereby summoned and required to serveupon Plaintiff’s attorney, Jerome F. O’Neill, O’Neill Kellner & Green, 159 Bank Street, P.O. Box 5359, Burlington, VT 05402-5359

an answer to the complaint which is being served upon you by this publication within 20 days after publication of this notice. If you fail to do so, judgment by default will be taken against you for the relief demanded in the complaint. You must also file your answer with the Clerk of the U.S. District Court within a reasonable period of time after service. The address is P.O. Box 945, Burlington, VT 05402. Dated at Burlington, Vermont this 1 day of June, 2007. Jerome J. Niedermeier, U.S. Magistrate Judge

Facilitated by Patti Smith, MA & Kristi Petrochko, BA. Info, call Kristi at 802-223-4744. FAT FLUSHERS UNITE!: Do you need support starting or staying motivated on the Fat Flush Plan by Ann Louise Guittleman? FF support group starting in S. Burlington. Call Rhonda 864-0538x226 for details. SQUEAKY WHEELS, RUSTY HINGES: Focus groups meets at the Branon’s Pool in St. Albans for socialization, maintaining, wellbeing, improving performance of daily activities by managing aches through sharing experiences and workout in the warm water. Meeting is free, one hour pool pass, swimsuit, required. 802-527-7957. MEN’S GROUP FORMING: To read and discuss Warrin Farrills groundbreaking best selling book “The Myth of Male Power”. 802-343-0910.

DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call Vermont 2-1-1, a program of United Way of Vermont. Within Vermont, dial 2-1-1 or 866-652-4636 (tollfree) or from outside of Vermont, 802-652-4636. Monday-Friday, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. STARTING A WOMEN’S GROUP: Ages 45+, to meet weekly for lunch and other activities such as walking, book discussions, museum visits, matinees, and etc. Email Katherine at MKR27609@ aol.com. Huntington’s Disease Support GroupA monthly support group open to anyone with, at risk, or caring for someone with Huntington’s disease, and their family and friends. The group meets the second Thursday of each month from 6:00 pm to 7:30 pm at Fletcher Allen Health Care in Burlington. The support group is facilitated by a social worker and is sponsored by the Vermont affiliate of the Huntington’s Disease Society of America. For additional information please call Warren Hathaway at 1-888-8728102, ext 19. SUPPORT GROUP FOR MEN IN CRISIS: Divorce, custody, relationship type support for men. Weekly meetings. Mondays, 6:30-7:30 p.m., at the Universalist Unitarian, top of Church St., Burlington. THE WOMEN’S RAPE CRISIS CENTER, in Burlington will be starting a support group for female survivors of sexual assault in early-mid April. Please call 864-0555 for information CHRONIC FATIGUE SYNDROME SUPPORT GROUP: Every third Thursday. Burlington Police Station Community Room. One North Ave., South Entrance, next to Battery Park. VT CFIDS Assoc., Inc. 1-800-296-1445 voicemail, www.monkeyswithswings.com/ vtcfidds.html. DEPRESSION: Support group for discussion, sharing insights, etc., for people living with depression. Meets every Thursday, 5:30 - 6:30 p.m., Winooski Methodist Church. Contact John, 802-324-0576. MAN-TO-MAN CHAMPLAIN VALLEY PROSTATE CANCER: Support group meets 5 p.m., 2nd Tuesday of each month in the board room of Fanny Allen Hospital, Colchester. 1-800-ACS-2345. CENTRAL VT SUPPORT GROUP FOR ADOPTIVE PARENTS COPING WITH BEHAVIORAL PROBLEMS: Will meet at the Easter Seals office in Berlin the first Wednesday of each month, 10:30 AM 12:30 PM. New members welcome.

SEPARATED BY ADOPTION?: Concerned United Birthparents, Inc. (CUB) announces local peer support group meeting in Burlington. CUB meetings offer a safe, confidential, and nurturing environment to explore personal experiences related to adoption, relinquishment, search and reunion (or rejection). For those of us who have felt isolated, it is a tremendous relief to communicate with others who understand our experience. 3rd Tuesday of the month 6-7 PM. Unitarian Universalist Church on Pearl St., top of Church St., Burlington. Free. Contact Judy, region1dir@ cubirthparents.org, 800-822-2777 ext. 1, www.CUBirthparents.org. AL VALVE PROLAPSE/DYSAUTONOMIA: Group forming for information sharing purposes. Please call 863-3153. RAINWATER CENTER FOR HIGHER AWARENESS: At the Euro Cafe, Main St. Burlington, for inspirational movies, discussions and meditations on the spiritual path however one defines it and speakers including various healing practices to life coaching to spiritual leaders. Develop a deeper connection to your inner spiritual and personal growth. Join us every other Tuesday, 7 p.m. for these free events. Call Alex at 802-233-0046, alex@rainwater center.com or visit website www. rainwatercenter.com. MEN’S GROUP FORMING: Based on the work of David Deida, Core Energetics, and other awareness practices. The intention of the group is to serve members into being the most extraordinary men that they can be. It is for men who are who are dying to penetrate every bit of the world with their courage, their presence, their unbridled passion and relentless love, and their deepest burning, bubbling, brilliant desire. The group will function as a means for men to support each other and serve the greater good. We will be working with spiritual practices, the mind and body, and taking on our lives with the utmost integrity, impeccability and openness. The group is not a new age group, nor is it a group dedicated to therapy. Info, email zach@handelgroup.com or call 917-887-1276. GIRL’S NIGHT OUT: Fun support group for single women, discussions, weekly activities (cooking, dancing, rock climbing...), childcare solutions. A great alternative to dating! Email horizons4u@hotmail.com.contact Cory Goud, M.A., Psychologist-Master, 802-223-4111.

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We are seeking a dynamic person to lead and supervise the Partial Hospitalization Program and to provide direct treatment, co-occurring disorders treatment, and group therapy. We are seeking an individual who strongly embraces our agency values of empowerment, respect, accountability, integrity and customer driven excellence.

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Material Planner/analyst Analyze product requirements for the preparation of orders for cellular telephones, equipment and accessories from required forecasts with lead times and quality considerations. The successful candidate must have excellent computer skills with emphasis on strong data entry and analysis in a team environment. Experience in material planning analysis preferred.

Order PrOcessing sPecialist Administration of the Order Fulfillment process at the Distribution Center. It is responsible for the daily processing of all orders at the Distribution Center to include telesales, special external and internal customer requests. Responsible for prioritization and distribution of orders to the shipping team at the Distribution Center. Above-average skill in operating a personal computer and related software. One (1) year experience in customer order processing required. Please send resume with cover letter indicating which position applying for, to:

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Live-in Caregiver

PT Preschool Teacher

to help with personal care, daily life, etc. I’m in a manual wheelchair with some return below my injury that does make it a little bit easier to take care of me. A person who is responsible, healthy and with a sense of humor is desired. Travel to Arizona in the winter and avoid those Vermont blizzards. A background check will be done and work references are needed.

for NAEYC accredited preschool in Jericho. Min. CDA req’d, BA/BS in ECE pref’d. Email cover letter and resume by 6/22 to gspreschool@verizon.net or call (802) 899-3989.

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Submit your resume, cover letter and 3 references to: Emilyhof@howardcenter.org

PrograM suPervisor We are seeking a program supervisor to join an innovative team to support the successful inclusion of students into public education. The ideal candidate will have the ability to work in a high-paced environment with a primary responsibility to coordinate up to 24 staff and maintain a seamless coverage plan for clients when staff is on leave. The Program Supervisor is responsible for providing clinical and administrative supervision of up to six Behavior Interventionists. This position also provides direct substitution for Behavior Interventionists. The ability to implement student’s school plans when covering is essential. During the summer the supervisor plans and coordinates our 5-week summer day camp. Additional responsibilities include responding to pages in early morning hours.

Lund Family Center, a multi-service nonprofit agency, is seeking motivated, flexible and dynamic individuals with a passion for working with children and families for the following full-time positions with competitive salary and benefits:

Children’s Services Coordinator: to oversee children’s treatment services and

provide support/education to young pregnant and parenting women, individual parent education, parenting classes, access to resources, collaboration with community providers, and observation, documentation, and assessment of parenting skills. Looking for strong candidate with knowledge of child development, excellent writing/oral communication skills, flexibility and creativity, a Bachelor’s degree in Early Childhood Education or related field, and supervisory experience. Must have experience working with teens, children and families.

Minimum qualifications include B.A. in a relevant human service field and 2 years working in the field. Position is available beginning in August. Salaried position fully benefited. Other desired experience includes: working in the public school setting, individual and group supervisory experience, training skills, advanced certifications in crisis response & therapeutic intervention and word-processing skills.

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children’s crisis case Manager Crisis Case Manager sought to fill position with 24/7 crisis team providing short-term case management as well as crisis support to children and families. Full-time position with one night of on-call required. Ability to work in a fast-paced setting as part of a team needed. Need to place ad?and Call Brown 865-1020 x 21 Master’s degreean in aemployment human service field validMichelle driver’s license required. e

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Ark Veterinary Hospital

Fine Arts, Music & theAter Arts

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We are now accepting applications for the following positions:

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Our In-Patient Veterinary Technicians are given a lot of responsibility to take full advantage of their technical training and experience. They administer and monitor anesthesia, place IV catheters, take radiographs, perform dental cleanings, and provide and coordinate all in-patient nursing and surgical care. They also have an important role in caring for and educating our clients during pet drop-off and discharge appointments. We have built a great and cohesive team and we all strive for continuous improvement. Ark Veterinary Hospital is an awesome organization to work with! We encourage long-term employment and career development, and provide excellent salaries, a generous pet health-care benefit, health insurance, paid vacation, and a great 401K benefit.

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Make a difference.

And you’ll see what Fletcher Allen has to offer Tuition reimbursement • Advancement opportunities • Exceptional benefits

Mental Health Clinician

Senior Research Coordinator

Provide group therapy, individual case management and individual psychotherapy. Must have experience with Cognitive behavioral therapy and hold a VT license. Full time.

Clinical Neuroscience Research Unit

We have the following opportunity in our outpatient mental health program:

Full time. 2-4 years research experience and Bachelor’s degree required.

• Seneca PHP/IOP. Candidate must have LiCSW, LCMHC or MA license in Psychology, posting # 2518.

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Group Facilitators

Full-Time Residential & Respite Openings

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Assistant Manager

Spectrum Youth and Family Services is seeking full-time residential workers. May include Awake Overnight. Applicants should have experience with young people, especially with crisis intervention, substance abuse/mental health issues,relationship building,conflict resolution,and life skills. The right team member will be dependable and organized, and have a sense of humor.

We are looking for a mature, creative person with strong customer service skills. Retail experience preferred. Please send resume to: The Christmas Loft, attn: Debbie Kelly 3155 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, VT 05482 802-985-4166 ronnie@christmasloft.com

Elise Brokaw 177 Pearl St. Burlington, VT 05401 or email: EBrokaw@spectrumvt.org

Please send a cover letter and resume by 6/18/07 to: Spectrum DAEP 31 Elmwood Avenue, Burlington, VT 05401 Attn: SM.

We’re Hiring - Join Our Team!

Experienced Cook Needed! We’re looking for a full-time Cook with proven abilities to make exciting menu options for our breakfast hot food bar. Applicants must be team players and have cooking experience (preferably in a production kitchen), effective communication skills, great customer service skills and a sense of humor.

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Facilities Assistant III We’re looking for a full-time Facilities Assistant III to work directly with our Facilities Manager to oversee all of the Coop’s physical plant needs, work with departments to ensure all Preventative Maintenance Programs are successfully completed and ensure that all store equipment is kept in good repair. Qualified candidates should have previous experience in basic facilities management as well as light HVAC repair and experience with basic trade skills. You must be a team player, possess outstanding customer service and organizational skills and have the ability to lift 50-80 lbs.

Barry Callebaut is seeking a Technician for their St. Albans facility. Responsibilities include repairing and maintaining factory equipment. Must have past history working in a food production environment. 2-4 years experience required.

Are you looking for a rewarding job with great pay and a flexible schedule? Armistead Caregiver Services is hiring experienced caregivers to help our clients with companionship, personal care, light housekeeping, errands and more. We are looking for dedicated, reliable individuals who want to make a difference in an elder’s life. Transportation is a must. Every other weekend required.

Send resume to: rosemary_martell@barry-callebaut.com

We offer fantastic benefits including medical, dental, life and vision, retirement plan, generous paid timeoff, store discount, mass transit reimbursement, health club discounts and much more! We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.

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You are interested in joining our team to further our mission of promoting holistic health and wellness through intelligent movement. You’re independent, detail oriented, computer savvy and may have a creative, marketing streak as well. You think of Pilates Space as your space. You like to take responsibility for projects. You greet our clients and make them feel better the moment they enter Pilates Space through excellent customer service. You are interested in working part-time. You are also flexible to fill in for vacations.

Imagine not being able to stay in the comfort of your own home because you were no longer able to clean, shop for yourself or make yourself dinner. That’s where the VNA comes in. Since 1906, we have been helping our community neighbors with the comforts of everyday life—cooking, cleaning, personal hygiene care and more. We are currently in need of people to help us continue our mission. Work flexible hours of your choosing—day, evening and overnight shifts are available. A high school diploma (or GED), a valid driver’s license and vehicle, as well as the ability to lift 50 lbs are all required.

If this is you, send a cover letter and resume to: Pamela Stone Turner, 208 Flynn Ave., Studio 3A Burlington, Vermont 05401. Please visit our website at www.pilatesspace.net. 10 hours/week +. Equal opportunity employer.

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Seeking Mental Health Crisis Clinician with a MasterтАЩs degree or BachelorтАЩs with relevant clinical experience. The Crisis Bed Program is newly funded and designed to meet the short-term needs of adults in crisis. Work closely with our supportive crisis team and other program staff. Night and weekend shifts required. Ideal position for someone just completing his or her MasterтАЩs degree. Also seeking part-time staff for range of shifts. Supervision towards licensure available. Crisis work requires teamwork with other professionals and agencies in the community and the ability to work under pressure and maintain a positive attitude in a constantly changing atmosphere. Send resume and cover letter to NCSS, Inc. HR Dept., 107 Fisher Pond Rd., St. Albans, VT 05478. EOE

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Winooski Family Health is looking for a

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Tour Consultant Country Walkers is Recognized as the Leader in Worldwide Walking Vacations

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Country Walkers is a small company in Waterbury, Vermont which develops world-wide walking tours. We are seeking an immediate full-time Tour Consultant. This person is 100% focused on providing outstanding customer service and closing sales via the telephone and email.

QUALIFICATIONS: Telephone sales experience preferred Excellent people skills Enthusiasm and connection to the travel industry and walking Strong computer skills; ability to learn a detailed reservation system Detail-oriented and ability to multi-task in a fast-paced office Exemplary verbal and written communication skills Ability to work independently and as part of a small team Travel experience

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Chittenden South Supervisory Union SAP COUNSELOR

Chittenden South Supervisory Union is seeking an SAP Counselor to work as part of a dynamic Student Assistance Program (SAP) team within the Chittenden South Schools. This position has two part-time positions, one at Williston School District and one at Hinesburg Community School. Responsibilities Need by tosubstance place use; an ad? include: identifying and intervening with students affected facilitating counseling and support groups; meeting with families about referCall Michelle Brown rals to treatment agencies; organizing and implementing prevention activities; and delivering classroom and parent presentations. Successful candidates need to be self-motivated and independent, with excellent communication and presentation skills. Candidates should be current Certified Alcohol and Drug Abuse Counselor; have a Student Assistance Professional Certificate; be an Apprentice Substance Abuse Counselor; or be eligible to sit for the exam within three months of hire. They must have general knowledge in the fields of health, Neededuto place an ad? cation, social welfare and alcohol and drug abuse. Minimum qualifications of Call Michelle a Bachelor’s degree in counseling, psychology, or social work or the equivalent in a related field and two years experience working with adolescents preferred. Experience in a school environment a plus.

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Repro Digital & Champlain Valley Printing are premier providers of digital photography, pre-press digital and offset printing, binding and finishing and many other graphic services. We are seeking an experienced individual to join our dynamic, fast-paced team. Ideal candidate will be responsible for preflighting incoming client files and outputting jobs on our high-speed digital printers. Knowledge of Quark, InDesign, Illustrator and Photoshop required. Experience with digital output devices a must. Must be able to multi-task and have a can-do attitude. Visit www.reprografx.com to learn more about our services. This is a full-time, immediate position with full benefits including health plan and 401K. Salary commensurate with experience. E.O.E. Send/fax resume: Attn: HR, Repro Digital/Champlain Valley Printing 450 Weaver Street • Winooski, VT 05404 fax: 802-655-7226 email: cfsiegel@reprografx.com

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to work with our Colchester Meter Service Department. The work is outdoors, fast-paced and requires a high degree of accuracy. If you are at least 18 years of age, have a demonstrated ability to walk 4 miles per hour without stress and a valid Vermont driver’s license this may be the right fit for you! Please submit your resume noting that you are applying for the Temporary Meter Reader position to:

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NEWLY RENOVATED AND EXPANDED WATERBURY WINGS RESTAURANT AND TAP ROOM IS LOOKING FOR LINE COOKS. FAST-PACED LINE COOKING EXPERIENCE A MUST. WE OFFER COMPETITIVE WAGES, A FUN ENVIRONMENT, AND GREAT FOOD. AFLAC. Apply in person:

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Assistant Commandant Norwich University, the nation’s first private military college seeks a dynamic leader and student life professional to serve as an Assistant Commandant. The Assistant Commandant oversees the training, administration, supply maintenance, security, morale and welfare of a battalion (300 members) of the Corps of Cadets. Must be willing to work a flexible schedule that includes some weekend and evening duty.

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CHEF Chef needed for busy catering co. and small restaurant in central VT. Fun, experienced individual will round out our summer team. Looking for chef who can take responsibility and “run� the kitchen on off-premise events.

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Town of Charlotte Recreation Coordinator- PT 18 hrs/week

Do you love sports? Seeking a computer savvy, recreation-minded person. Excellent organizational and interpersonal skills required. Youth sports experience helpful. Some training provided. Please send resume and letter of interest plus phone # for two references to: Charlotte Recreation Commission, PO Box 119, Charlotte, VT 05445. Must be filled by August 1.

The Vermont Retail Association, a statewide trade association whose purpose is to promote and protect the interests of retailers in the state, is currently seeking a new Executive Director. Primary responsibilities include legislative lobbying, financial management and member services development.

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Northeastern Family Institute Bringing Vermont Children, Families & Communities Together

Residential Counselor - Adolescent Program Seeking an experienced counselor to work at our Residential program. Work with a talented team in a structured environment with three male clients. Responsibilities include counseling youth, ADL (activity, daily learning), hygiene & living skills, and assisting in treatment. Experience working with children with emotional and behavioral challenges desired. Bachelor’s degree required. This is a full-time position WITH BENEFITS. Come join the creative, dynamic team at NFI. Email SandraZiegler@nafi.com or FAX: 802-658-0126, ATTN: Sandra Ziegler NFI VERMONT – 30 Airport Rd., So. Burlington, VT 05403

PLANNING & ZONING ADMINISTRATOR The Town of Waitsfield (pop 1700), in the heart of the Mad River Valley, is seeking candidates for the full-time position of Planning and Zoning Administrator to assist the Planning Commission and Development Review Board in the administration of the Waitsfield Zoning and Subdivision Regulations and the implementation of the Town Plan. Duties include: processing applications; assisting the DRB and PC with application reviews, special projects, research and planning; preparing board agendas, minutes and decisions; issuing permits, maintaining records; and initiating zoning enforcement. The ideal candidate should have experience working with the general public and must be able to work effectively with elected and appointed Town officials. The ability to provide assistance to applicants and maintain good public relations is particularly important. Candidates must also demonstrate good organizational abilities, possess strong verbal and written communication skills and have experience or interest in the field of planning and zoning. Salary commensurate with experience. Position open until filled.

Medicaid Compliance/Records Coordinator Northeastern Family Institute, a statewide mental health treatment agency for children, adolescents and families, is seeking a Medicaid Compliance and Records Coordinator to oversee Medicaid regulations for the agency. This position will be responsible for maintaining a thorough knowledge of the Medicaid regulations governing our programs, training staff on record documentation and Medicaid rules, record audits of programs to ensure compliance and ensuring security of all medical records for the agency. The qualified applicant should have a minimum of 3 years experience with Vermont Medicaid regulations (preferably for Children’s Mental Health), HIPAA regulations, record documentation requirements and training experience.

Send resume and cover letter to the Town of Waitsfield: Nine Bridge Street, Waitsfield, VT 05673 For more information contact, Town Administrator, Valerie Capels at (802) 496-2218, townadmin@madriver.com, or visit www.waitsfieldvt.us for a complete job description. E.O.E.

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