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WEEK IN REVIEW

Challenging Changes The debate over the Douglas administration’s “Challenges for Change” budget proposal heated up last week. On Wednesday, the left-learning Public Assets Institute released a report showing that past Vermont pols had strengthened the social safety net during times of crisis, rather than weakening it, as Governor Douglas is suggesting.

which combed “Challenges for Change” and discovered that the Department of Fish and Wildlife might be teaming up with the Lottery Commission. Follow the continuing budget cutting drama on Blurt, at sevendaysvt.com. There’s also a link there to sign up for the Daily 7.

Shay’s Totten blog post attracted comments from Independent Addison County Senate candidate Robert Wagner, who called the budget crisis “a scam,” and from Representative David Zuckerman (P-Burlington). “Just yesterday,” writes Zuckerman, “there was more talk about how cutting services for the mentally ill actually cost us far more money (even in the near term) because folks with mental illness will sadly fall into the corrections system if they fall out of the human services systems. Guess which costs more?”

Attorney General William Sorrell has called attention to a rash of local cop cases involving alleged criminal conduct. Trust-wise, it’s the next worst thing to bad priests.

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A while back, Red Square ran an ad caricaturing the figure of Christ [February 17]. I left a message with the establishment expressing my anger, but wasn’t able to find the right words for your paper until tonight, when I made a visit to my 93-year-old Catholic friend. Before I left, she pointed to her treasured picture of the Sacred Heart and simply said, “I just keep asking Him to help me be the person I should be for Him.” In the face of such love, faith and devotion, I would hope there are still threads of basic decency and respect left that declare some things off limits for the sake of a cheap laugh and an unsuccessful attempt to appear sophisticated. Obviously, your paper didn’t see the ad this way. Perhaps in the future you will at least pause before repeating the degradation of a sacred symbol… Bobbi Perez WINOOSKI

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The April 7 issue is great! A wide range of interesting articles! As the Burlington Free Press declines as a source of useful information, Seven Days has just gotten better. Thanks. Ron McGarvey BURLINGTON

STATE COURSE?

In his article [“Fair Game,” March 24], Shay Totten says, “States can chart their own courses to universal coverage provided they meet the federal standards.” I looked at the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act (H.R. 3590) to which Totten refers, and I guess he is referring to Sec. 1332, Waiver for State Innovation. I just want to mention that this provision cannot be used until 2017. Also, it is not clear to me whether states that “chart their own courses” could enact their own single-payer plans using this provision. The term “single-payer” is never used anywhere in the Act, of course,


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APRIL 14-21, 2010 VOL.15 NO.33

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NEWS 14

What’s Wrong With the Vermont State Flag? Almost Everything, According to an Amateur Vexillologist

BY LAUREN OBER

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Burlington Employees Say “Oui” to French Lessons

FEATURES

23 Big-League Coup?

Fitness: Giving grown-ups a place to play in Chittenden County BY SARAH TUFF

24 Lost and Found

History: Archaeologists use 21st-century forensics to identify and honor Vermont’s 19th-century dead

BY LAUREN OBER

ARTS NEWS 18

Cartoon School Cofounder Markets New Book, Goes Offline Women Let Down Their Hair at New Play Set in a Salon

BY MEGAN JAMES

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Dance Dance Revolution

30 Italian Stallion

Automotive: Vergennes vintage-car restorers give some TLC to race machines of yesteryear

33 They Hang Pictures, Don’t They? Art: Vermont curators punch up the art of presentation

Well Versed, Part II

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36 Maple Sugar Rush

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62 Art

Sally Linder, Firehouse Gallery

Open season on Vermont politics BY SHAY TOT TEN

21 Whiskey Tango Foxtrot We just had to ask… BY SHAY TOT TEN

37 Side Dishes

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When those federal dollars dry up, how will Vermont take care of its vulnerable? “Only when we can compare the full effect of the cuts and weigh that against using rainy-day funds or raising taxes can we have an honest discussion of what course to follow,” said JACK HOFFMAN of PAI, one of the report’s authors. People say Vermont is too generous with its benefits. But the numbers don’t bear it out. Vermont spent more on human services in 2008 than in 1989 largely due to skyrocketing health care costs, not welfare handouts. The cost of health-carerelated human services has increased an average of 11 percent per year since 1989, said Hoffman, while non-healthcare-related services increased by only 5 percent annually — the same as the rest of state government during that time. Also, consider the Reach-Up program, which provides general assistance to

families. It hasn’t given a cost-of-living adjustment to recipients since 2004. Not sure that’s generous. Finally, chew on this fact: Lawmakers receive a daily meals allowance of $61, while the average food-stamp recipient receives $100 a month, or about $1 per meal. Food for thought.

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Top lawmakers agreed that Legislature 2010 would be the “jobs session” — not to be confused with the five-way Democratic primary. An $8.6 million “jobs bill” that was supposed to end up on the governor’s desk by late January still hasn’t made it there. Because it’s the only bill with new money attached, it’s attracting the legislative equivalent of cluster flies. Lawmakers tell “Fair Game” there’s an effort afoot to include in it a onetime, special $8 million tax credit to benefit one company: EHV Weidmann of St. Johnsbury. While the company is not named specifically in the bill, the credit qualifications are written in such a way that only a business in a federal Rural Economic Area Partnership zone with more than 200 employees would qualify. EHV Weidmann employs 260, and is located in the Northeast Kingdom. JOHN GOODRICH, EHV Weidmann’s vice president, told “Fair Game” the credit would make the company more likely to invest an additional $80 million in its operations — money that could go to any one of Weidmann’s 30 other plants around the world. The investment would retain, not add, jobs. “Without this investment, we will wither over time, likely with no sudden, press-grabbing headline,” Goodrich predicted. The provision is being ushered through the legislature by Sen. JANE KITCHEL (D-Caledonia). “While most of the time we focus on job growth,” she said, “there needs to be attention given to job preservation.” Now there’s a concept lawmakers can understand.


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BoB kiSS to resign after Burlington voters sent several Progressives, a Democratic ally and instant-runoff voting packing in the Town Meeting elections. That resolution passed by a slimmer, 9-5 margin with Councilors Berezniak, Bushor, MarriSa caLdWeLL (P-Ward 3), BraM kranichfeLd (D-Ward 2), and eMMa MuLvaney-Stanak (P-Ward 3) voting against it. Mayor Kiss didn’t like the recall provision, either. Gee, wonder why? “Recalling a public official before the end of a term of office is a political device, while impeachment is a legal option,” said Kiss. “A recall provision would create a climate where an elected official is always looking over their shoulders.” Could something be enacted and used against Kiss? “These resolutions are not targeted at the current mayor,” cautioned Councilor kurt Wright (R-Ward 4). “This is about looking forward.” Looking forward, all right … to the mayoral election of 2012.


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elements must be accurate according to the state’s official flag description, and i t is illegal for flag producers to sell state flags that are not in accordance with official state statutes, Plagge says. Stone, an engineer estimator with a long brown ponytail and a tiny gold hoop in his left ear, began his crusade in January after reading NAVA’s online pamphlet, “Good Flag, Bad Flag.” The website makes an example of Vermont for its poor flag design.

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Greg Stone is hoping to change that. The Bradford man, an amateur vexillologist and self-described “flag nerd,” has launched a campaign to update the state’s unoriginal banner. And legislators are listening. Both of his Caledonia County senators, Democrats Jane Kitchel and Matt Choate, offered Stone their thoughts on how he might proceed. “Generally, I deal with statutory changes — people wanting their unemployment benefits, health care issues. This is unique,” Kitchel says. Some may see an attempt to alter the state flag as an exercise in futility. At a time when Vermont is facing a massive budget crisis, entertaining this proposal

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that represents the state, Stone says. It’s a safe bet that most Vermonters couldn’t describe the state flag beyond the fact that it’s navy blue with some sort of design in the middle. The flag features a shield with images of Camel’s Hump and Mt. Mansfield, a pine tree, a red cow and “three erect sheaves” of wheat, as the official statute describes it. Underneath the shield is the state’s motto, “Freedom and Unity,” surrounded by two crossed pine branches. A crest composed of a buck’s head on a blue and yellow scroll sits atop the shield. The flag was adopted in 1923 by order of the legislature. Three other state flags preceded the current iteration. The most recent design was meant to depict the view from the living room of Gov. Thomas Chittenden’s Williston homestead, says Ray Plagge, owner of Montpelier Stove & Flag Works. All the

“I thought, I have to do something about this,” Stone says. His first step was to email his proposal to Kitchel and Choate. It took a while to get a response, he says, but when it finally came, he was spurred to action. Kitchel directed Stone to speak with David Schutz, curator of the Vermont Statehouse, to help identify “key groups” Stone would need to engage before lawmakers would even consider a proposal. “Before the legislature would entertain changes to the flag, there would have to be a lot of public support and review,” says Kitchel, who has not seen Stone’s flag redesigns. Kitchel is not endorsing a flag change, though she is committed to remaining “open minded.” In an effort to drum up interest, Stone sent letters to a handful of newspapers around the state. “I am confident that changing our flag to represent our

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LCRCC produced a pamphlet answering 20 common tourism questions in French. “This has really been a grassroots effort. There’s really a need here,” says Gen Burnell, the Chamber’s director of communications. Offering French lessons for merchants is a logical next step in courting the coveted Québecois. Speaking French “is a sign of respect and an acknowledgment of their unique culture,” says Ron Redmond, director of the Church Street Marketplace. If they feel comfortable in our city, he says, Francophones are more likely to visit, and that’s good for all Burlington businesses. It’s difficult to determine just how many Québecois journey south to

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The timing of the sudden welcoming effort may seem odd, considering Canada’s cross-border commerce predates Samuel de Champlain. But the classes grew out of an effort to accommodate our northern neighbors during last summer’s Quadricentennial celebrations, says Steve Norman of Alliance Française. Retailers rose to that occasion. Many Church Street Marketplace businesses put stickers in their windows proclaiming, “Bienvenue Québecois,” and one of the information kiosks on the pedestrian thoroughfare hired French-speaking staff. Also in preparation for the Quad, the Lake Champlain Regional Chamber of Commerce translated part of its website into Québecois French. More recently,

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A lot of issues are swirling around Vermont’s largest airport — not the least of which is that Burlington owns BTV, which is located in South Burlington. The airport has expanded, necessitating the destruction of dozens of affordable homes. Now, there’s a chance it might host F-35 fighter planes, which are louder and faster than the F-16s there now. Seven Days readers weigh in on Kevin J. Kelley’s March 31 story, “Airport Noise Fuels Resentment — and Activism — in South Burlington.” We don’t need more jet fighters in our local skies. We are already subject to noise from F-16s daily; also, Army helicopters that fly way too low and close to residential areas. They are the most aggravating. Brad Worthen obviously doesn’t have a clue. This base’s future, I’m sure, is not contingent on obtaining F-35s. This is a fighter that was requested by [the National Guard]. As far as commercial flights are concerned, they should stay as is. They are up and gone in seconds.

Nothing? Montpelier’s Mad Method of Compensating Lawmakers,” March 31] explains that the initial implication of cheating the system is actually a legal allowance, nominally citing a memo from Emily Bergquist’s office about the rules governing lawmaker’s behavior. With an eye towards thoughtfulness and accuracy, wouldn’t it be better to have done the necessary legwork and asked the Legislative Council what the rules are when writing the first article [“Vermont Legislators Admit

not happening — at BTV and the even louder F-35s do so because we want to stay here, not sell our homes. Those of us who are voicing our concerns are not “activists.” Why must we be labeled because we are concerned, and choose to voice those concerns? We moved near an airport before it had grown and before noise was unbearable. Those who do not live next to the airport cannot possibly appreciate the noise levels we now live with on a daily basis — certainly no one from Burlington! The city of South Burlington deserves to have more than one person sit on the airport commission. I do not know how it came about that we have so little representation on the board, but the fact is, BTV sits in South Burlington. The time has come to balance out the ratio of representation on this board, and respect the city BTV lives in. Donna Carlson

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Right on, Gene Richards. It’s a bit like the “people from away” who buy a house near a farm and spend plenty of time bitching about the smell of the cows! Let’s do the right thing and support the VTANG and encourage the F-35s. It’s good for them and good for Vermont.

If the security of the nation were at stake, do you think the United States Air Force would be debating whether or not to have the F-35 come here? Clearly, all 10 sites would serve the security purposes of the USAF; that is why the sites were selected for consideration. Whether we welcome the F-35 with open arms or fight it tooth and nail, only one of the sites will be getting the plane. It is not necessary to have the plane here for security purposes.

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My family has lived next to the airport for the past 30 years. But never has the noise been so loud as it has been these past couple years. We especially used to love watching the jets from the Air Guard take off. However, the noise has been incredibly loud for us, now that so many homes have been taken down. The F-16s have been unbearable. We live just outside the 65dB zone. We have no interest in selling our home. Those of us who are sharing our concerns about what is happening — or

It’s a shame that Gene Richards, chairman of the Burlington airport commission, is unable to take a more measured approach to noise pollution impacting nearly one-fifth of the state’s population. My Burlington home is nowhere near the airport. In fact, it is further away than many homes within city limits. Yet the F-16s manage to disrupt conversations with clients, rouse me and my neighbors awake at irregular hours (the latest at 7:30 a.m. on Saturday,

to Cheating the System. Are They Justified?” February 3]? I would hope that constructive, investigative journalism is the hallmark of the politics column at Seven Days, rather than judgmental, shallow pieces, flavored with a patina of outrage. Kelvin Chu

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March 27), frighten pets and, as of last summer, dump fuel into our drinking water. Perhaps Richards can explain his excitement to children I see blocking their ears beneath the roar of a half-dozen F-16s maneuvering over Vermont’s largest population (and economic) center. Is Richards’ “excitement” shared by those who suffer stress, illness, aggression and hearing damage? These and more health issues will become more pressing by welcoming the louder F-35s, whose decibel levels reach 110dBA. One does not need to live near the airport to know that Cold War military weaponry does not make a good neighbor. Besides the obvious noise issues surrounding VTANG’s growing mandate, keeping VTANG where it is presents enormous financial concerns. Each fighter will end up costing taxpayers $122 million — barring another 50 percent price hike. In conservative numbers, each F-35 will also cost taxpayers $20,000 for every hour of flight. Instead of issuing marginalizing statements, perhaps the airport commission can entertain the opinions of those who see a future that does not involve hearing loss or diminished productivity levels. Tiki Archambeau BURLINGTON

Here is one suggestion to help with the airport noise resentment. Since Gene Richards hears the noise of F-16s flying around as “exciting” and says he thinks “it’s part of being in a lively community,” and George Maille feels like he is “living in a disaster” due to the noise of the current air traffic, how about [having] Gene Richards buy the house conveniently located next to the airport [from] George Maille, and he can listen and feel a part of a lively community all he wants. Harold Kaplan BURLINGTON


his representatives would sponsor a bill to that end. In recent history, no one has attempted to update the Vermont flag, says state archivist Gregory Sanford, though his office received a number of complaints about the state song before it was changed by an act of the legislature in 2000. “We’ve had several flags in the past, so it doesn’t mean we couldn’t change it now,” Sanford says. Stone is aware that altering a state symbol would take more than just some votes and a swipe of the pen. It would take money. Since every state office building is required to fly the United States flag, the

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organizations are starting to take the French Canadian influence seriously. Local realtor and honorary French consul Ernie Pomerleau ponied up $1500 to make the Alliance Française classes happen. His company is the largest property owner on the Church Street Marketplace. On a recent Tuesday night, adult students from across the city’s service sector gather in Jean-Paul Farineau’s French classroom at Edmunds Middle School to learn some termes de commerce. Some of the students, like Bennington, are new to French. Others, like City Market cashier Cynthia Montana, are returning to the language after a very long hiatus. “Ecoutez et répétez,” says instructor Kim Chase who is of Québecoise heritage. “Une piastre,” she calls out. “Une piastre,” the class repeats. “I tell my students you’ll have to cough it up like a hairball,” Chase says with a laugh, trying to get the baristas, the shoe salesmen and the waiters to properly pronounce the Québecois slang term for a Canadian dollar. Soon the class moves from terms of commerce to specific questions that come up in individual businesses. Montana, who says she has wanted to brush up on her French for a long time, inquires how to ask shoppers whether they want a paper or plastic bag. “If you want to be formal, you can say, ‘Voudriez-vous papier ou plastique?’” Farineau says. “But you can just say, ‘Papier ou plastique?’ and they’ll understand,” Chase adds. Another student, who works at Muddy Waters, wants to know how to ask if the coffee is for here or to go. Pour ici ou pour emporter? Another who works at the information kiosk on

Church Street wants to know how to tell someone that the bus runs every 15 minutes. Chase and Farineau pepper their instruction with tidbits of French Canadian history. Not only do their students get the French version of “O Canada,” with Farineau on vocals, but they get a serious lesson in Québec culture from Chase. She tells them about “la revanche du berceau” — the revenge of the cradle — a period before Québec’s “Quiet Revolution” when French Canadian women were effectively turned16t-nido040710.indd into baby mills in an effort to outgrow the English-speaking political majority. “It was a very sad period in our history,” says Chase. Interest in the language classes has been so great — there is a waiting list — that the Alliance Française will offer two five-week sessions instead of one 10-week session. Norman acknowledges that five weeks isn’t enough time to make anyone fluent, but he points out that the classes do show the city is trying. In May, the Chamber will start offering French classes, too, though those will not be free. Burlington’s efforts have not gone unnoticed in Québec. Several Frenchlanguage media outlets have run stories on the classes, giving them publicity that Pomerleau says is worth way more than the money he donated. “You take a $1500 investment, and you get tens of thousands of dollars back, in effect,” Pomerleau says. “We couldn’t buy that much advertising. That message is huge. It says that Burlington is welcoming to our friends from up north.” m

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s Vermont-based cartoonist JAMES new graphic novel, Market Day, begins, the sun hasn’t risen yet, a bearded man has just woken up, and his wife is still in bed. The man slices bread, pours coffee, buttons his coat and steps into the yard, bleary-eyed and slouched. Those few first panels have no text, but they set the mood for the rest of the novel: quiet, reflective and a little dark. Market Day tells the story of Mendleman, a Jewish rug maker and soon-to-be father in early-1900s Eastern Europe, who discovers he can no longer make a living from his art. On a trip to the market one day, he learns that the owner of a distinctive shop — and sole patron of his work — has retired without warning, leaving the business in the hands of his son-in-law, who is only interested in cheaply manufactured merchandise. Mendleman, a proud artisan, spends the rest of the day trying to sell his handwoven rugs elsewhere, swallowing his pride and coming to terms with a new reality: He may have to give up his art. “Art shaped the way Mendleman saw the world; it forged a community for him,” Sturm says in a phone interview. “I thought of the STURM’s

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book as a cautionary tale, too — how critical it is to keep making work. It’s the thing that helps you bring the world together, understand the world. When you stop making art,” he adds, “there is a part of you that starts giving up those things that are fundamental to living a healthy life.” A lot has happened for Sturm in the nearly 10 years since the release of his graphic novel The Golem’s Mighty Swing. He moved to Vermont and had two children, cofounded the CENTER FOR CARTOON STUDIES in White River Junction and worked on various collaborative projects. Sturm has long been fascinated with Eastern European Jewish life before World War II. Over the last 15 years or so he has collected images from that time that infuse his work. For Market Day, Sturm was particularly influenced by Russian American photographer Roman Vishniac, famous for his intimate portraits of Jews in the villages and ghettos of Eastern Europe in the years leading up to the Holocaust, and by Alter Kacyzne, another Russian photographer whose portraits capture Jewish life in Poland after World War I. In Market Day, Sturm says, he wanted to avoid showing his characters through the prism of the Holocaust tragedy, because

“There’s something about that that robs these people of a certain dignity.” But that’s not to say the story isn’t bleak at times. “Even before the Holocaust, it was no picnic for the Jews in the settlements,” Sturm says. Still, he holds on to a sense of lightheartedness even when Mendleman’s fate seems grim. In addition to a few great jokes peppered into the story, Sturm’s drawing style keeps the novel from feeling too heavy. He manages to marry the solemn intimacy of those Eastern European photos with the spare, clean style of one of his favorite comics, “Little Lulu,” which he still reads with his children. “It’s kind of a struggle to bring those two things together, in a way, because they are just so far apart aesthetically,” he notes. “But I think the book itself is about trying to reckon polarizing influences, making a living versus making art. Up until this eventful day, [Mendleman] lived a kind of charmed life: Making a living and making art were one and the same for him. This day those two things kind of come apart.” Whether they come apart forever is left a mystery. “At the end, he’s kind of saying he is giving up his art, when he says to [his friends], ‘I’m going to sell my loom,’” Sturm says. “But his friends know him better than that.”

Wonder what Sturm’s friends are saying about his recent decision to give up the Internet? In a cartoon essay published in Slate last Wednesday, he explains his admittedly ambivalent resolution to slow his life down. The irony did not escape him, Sturm wrote, that he will be “documenting the no-fi experience with words and pictures” … on a blog. Check Slate every couple of weeks for a new post. Otherwise, Sturm can be reached via snail mail c/o The Center for Cartoon Studies, P.O. Box 125, White River Junction, VT 05001.  Market Day by James Sturm. Drawn & Quarterly, 96 pages. $21.95.

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t’s almost worth the price of admission to MAURA CAMPBELL’s new play, Wild Geese, just to watch PHYLLIS POWELL and CAROL BENSON idly chitchatting under salon heat lamps about gin and tonics, eating dessert before dinner, and their lucky brooches. And they’re just setting the “stage” before the play, staged in an actual Burlington salon, even begins. Powell and Benson, playing salon regulars Bea and Gladys, offer seamless improvised banter that gets the audience laughing, even as they weave in obligatory

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preshow announcements about cellphones and candy wrappers. But it gets better. Wild Geese, performed by the GREEN CANDLE THEATRE COMPANY and directed by Campbell, tells the story of three women living in Burlington in the 1980s and early ’90s: Denise, a hairdresser losing a battle with breast cancer, played by REBECCA REIL; Janice, a perky but troubled secretary with a thing for married men (XANA WOLF); and Jennifer, an earthy yet ambitious massage therapist (ATIYA HARRIS). Their lives converge between the mirrored walls of Denise’s salon, which she rents from Barry, her devoted brother (KEVIN CHRISTOPHER), who happens to be a sex addict with a flair for cringe-worthy innuendo. The episodic play — it unfolds over two generations, as the salon changes into a massage business and finally a tattoo studio — explores the relationships among these women as they deal with death, heartbreak and stifled ambitions. Wild Geese debuted at a small theater in New York City in 2008, but Campbell always dreamed it would find its way into a real salon. So, when one of the actors suggested the one she frequents, Metro Hair — relatively

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large for a salon, with kind of an ’80s feel — the playwright sensed an opportunity. The two women dropped by last January to present the idea to the owner. “He handed us the keys right then and there,” Campbell says. “Sometimes I think these things are just meant to be.” The cast spent a good deal of time just getting to know the space, which they use thoroughly and cunningly in the final production. Campbell supplemented the existing mirrors so the audience can peer into the action no matter where the actors are — behind them, at the cash register, getting pierced behind a Japanese screen, etc. This means audience members can see themselves, too, which is distracting at times but conjures the self-consciousness that accompanies any trip to the salon. Between scenes, I caught myself wondering if it was time to try bangs. Wild Geese evolved from a one-act play Campbell wrote a decade ago called “The Hairdresser and the Secretary.” She’d been struck by a conversation with a female friend, a successful choreographer and singer, about their mothers. Campbell’s had been a nurse during World War II; her friend’s, an awardwinning teacher in Vermont. Both women had been ambitious, but their hopes for their daughters were humble and traditional.

“She said her mother wanted her to be a hairdresser,” Campbell says. “My mother wanted me to be a secretary.” After several readings of that one-act, Campbell discovered these two characters had much more to tell. The title of the new play is a reference to a Mary Oliver poem of the same name, which begins, “You do not have to be good. / You do not have to walk on your knees / for a hundred miles through the desert, repenting. / You only have to let the soft animal of your body / love what it loves.” Campbell says she sees her main characters, women learning to follow their hearts, in the wild geese that soar over the scene in Oliver’s poem. “They’re going somewhere, but they always return, they change leaders … it’s another season, another year, another time,” she says. “You see these flocks of geese flying, and it’s as if you could perhaps go with them.” 

Wild Geese, written and directed by Maura Campbell, produced by Green Candle Theatre Company, at Metro Hair in Burlington. April 15-17 at 8 p.m.; April 18 at 7 p.m. $20. www.greencandletheatre.com, www.mauracampbellplaywright.com


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Back in the days of Keats and Shelley, lyric poetry was considered a young person’s game. But now that love, lust and the popular carpe diem theme are (mostly) the province of singer-songwriters, I find myself receiving local poetry collections packed with verses about aging, natural death, and the loss of strength, health and memory. (Maybe that has something to do with Vermont’s demographics, too.) Light reading it’s not. But the right poet can take these punishing subjects and turn them into lyrics you want to reread ... perhaps even memorize so you can pull out the words for solace when you need them. T. ALAN BROUGHTON, a Burlington resident and retired UVM English professor, is such a poet. The pieces in his new collection A World Remembered are straightforward but far from simple. Many tell stories memorializing those who have departed this world, ranging from the author’s parents to a wellloved house cat to an unnamed Palestinian. And most of the poems circle back to the nagging concern Broughton voices in “Leaving a Mark”: “I know what you’re afraid of — how when we go / it all goes with us.” The terror of obliteration threads its way through this work devoted to preserving something from that fate. Though the author declares himself a nonbeliever in any afterlife, his words often take on the tone and force of prayer, such as in his invocation to the sun from “Lamentation in a Time of Need,” a poem about 9/11:

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retty much. Frightening, isn’t it? We’ll have to go back to using maps. One doesn’t wish to make light of the situation. For most of us, failure of the Global Positioning System merely increases the likelihood we’ll get lost in Pennsylvania. For the military and some emergency services, matters are more urgent. The satellites have limited life, typically seven to 10 years. There’s no practical way to fix them once they break. Of the 59 GPS satellites launched to date, 31 are still operating. Of those 31, 17 are past their life expectancy — the oldest was launched in 1990. So, if I were planning a military incursion into yet another trackless third-world region, I’d have reason to think better of it. Worries about the GPS arose in May 2009 when the U.S. Government Accountability Office (GAO) released a report saying, “It is uncertain whether the Air Force will be able to acquire new satellites in time to maintain current GPS service without interruption. If not, some military operations and some civilian users could be adversely affected.” The problem is that 24 functional GPS satellites are required for complete global coverage. With 31 still beeping, we’ve got

plenty of spares for the moment. However, due to a combination of schedule slips, construction problems and cost overruns, we haven’t been launching new satellites fast enough to replace those likely to fail soon. The GAO estimated that, over the next four years or so, the probability that at least 24 satellites will remain operational will be less than 95 percent, at times dipping as low as 80 percent. Having fewer than 24 working satellites wouldn’t mean total system failure. The GAO says possible adverse effects are “hard to precisely define,” but reception could suffer in dense urban zones and mountainous regions. One urban GPS-dependent technology is the “bus tracker” feature used by some transit systems. So, if too many GPS satellites go dark, not only will some Straight Dope readers be freezing on a corner waiting for the bus, they won’t even have the comfort of knowing

the next one is running 19 minutes late. Don’t be alarmed, though — the Air Force is on the case. Two days after the GAO report was released, it responded with a Twitter news conference, confidently tweeting that “going below 24 won’t happen.” This was followed up with a plan to move spare satellites closer to those expected to fail, improving current coverage, minimizing outages and buying time to get new satellites aloft. The fact that GPS technology has become ubiquitous is the best guarantee that the system won’t be out of action for long, if at all. Ten years ago civilian GPS use was confined to a gaggle of geeks. Today if the system goes down, just imagine the screaming: Fix this sucker now.

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’ll be straight with you, Zaine. I was prepared to jump on you with both feet, thinking this was the most inane idea the Teeming Millions had come up with in … oh, at least two weeks. However, one wants to be thorough, so I looked up the research. You know what? Turns out you’re basically right. First a quick review of sun protection factor, or SPF. A sunscreen bearing a rating of SPF 15 means it’ll let you spend 15 hours in the sun and get the same exposure as one hour without protection. SPF 30 means 30 hours, etc. That’s a rough guide; variables include skin type, activity level and so on. The thing is, most people don’t put on enough sunscreen to get full protection. According to the FDA, you’re supposed to use two milligrams per square centimeter

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of skin. (For a beachgoer standing five-four and weighing 150 pounds, that’s about an ounce.) Most people, though, use only half a milligram. The research I found (and there wasn’t too much) suggests SPF effectiveness varies exponentially with the amount you actually use. If you use half the prescribed amount, you get the square root of the SPF; if a third, the cube root; if a fourth, the fourth root. So, if you use half a milligram of SPF 16, the real SPF is 2. Works in the opposite direction, too. One experiment found a double dose of SPF 4 resulted in SPF 16. I have a hard time believing a double dollop of SPF 8 would produce SPF 64. But would it at least double, to SPF 16, as you contend? I admit it probably would.

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use such devices to share information with the general public. On November 19, 2008, the Senate Rules Committee caved a little. It decided to allow senators to use laptop computers “at their desks at any time that the Senate is not in session, so long as the use of the Senate Chamber has not been reserved for use by an organization or group.” The rule also bans the use of all cellphones and smartphones. Senate staffers are exempt: They’re allowed to use computers on the Senate floor, but only when stationed at the main desk at the front of the chamber. The same November edict relaxed rules in the Senate balcony. Since then, it’s OK for the “news media” to use wireless laptops in the Senate balcony “so long as the resulting noise does not distract the Senate from conducting its business.” The balcony, however, affords a poor view of the 30-member chamber, and you miss a lot of the visuals that go with tense, back-and-forth exchanges. The main goal of the current prohibition is to avoid a cacophony of typing and texting fingers that might distract senators, said Sen. Richard Mazza (D-Chittenden/Grand Isle), a member of the powerful Senate Rules Committee. “Sounds carry so easily in the Senate chamber that if someone was right behind us typing it could be very distracting,” said Mazza, noting he would be disappointed if the Senate were to go the wired way of the House. But it’s a slippery slope. After the Vermont Yankee debate in February, the Senate Rules Committee decided to allow members of the public to use their laptops in the gallery — but not to text from phones. Allen Gilbert of the Vermont chapter of the American Civil Liberties Union had started pushing for it a month earlier. “I believe the committee has confused tools and activities,” wrote Gilbert

on January 11, a month before the VY debate. “I can understand why cellphone conversations in the chamber would be prohibited, or the watching of DVDs on computers. But a computer that, used for taking notes, is no more intrusive than pen and paper, should not be banned.” Members of the Rules Committee agreed with him. “I think the Senate Rules Committee responded appropriately, and changed a rule that was overly broad,” said Gilbert. When asked, Mazza said he would be open to a rule change that would allow laptops on the Senate floor for the media. With more senators using smartphones to text and email colleagues and constituents, one wonders how much longer the ban on phones will remain in effect and enforced on the Senate floor. Democratic senatorial hopeful Philip Baruth, who is using social media to reach out to voters during his campaign, said he would like to see senators have more open access to computers during debates. He’s OK with a cellphone ban to keep “decorum” in the austere upper chamber. But ban computer access during a debate? That’s taking it too far. “Outlawing research — in an information society — makes no sense, and it runs completely contrary to the prime directive: providing voters with faster, smarter, more responsive government. A senator who’s able to access solid research and his constituents from the floor, quietly and efficiently, is just a better senator,” said Baruth. “One last point: I think it’s a bad sign when elected representatives begin to care more about their own internal traditions and rituals than the rights of the people.” m outraged, or merely curious, about something? send your burning question to wtf@sevendaysvt.com.

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Game On will bring a mix of different skill levels to intramural activities, says Essex Junction’s Bob Fulton, who plays flag football, among other activities. “You run into a lot of leagues that are either unorganized or the skill level is just too high for your average person to play in,” says Fulton, 28. Enthusiasm for Game On’s goals may be high, but that doesn’t mean it’s a viable business. With the considerable fees charged by towns to use their spaces, and revenues as low as $5 per person for two hours of game time, how does Hodgetts plan to make it work? Luckily, he has a full-time day job as a civil engineer, so the focus, he says, can be more on fun than money. Hodgetts says his biggest hurdle so far has been pinning down the parks. “The youth market in this area is so strong that it basically monopolizes all the field space,” he notes. It’s not just the youth market dominating recreational areas, says Gary Rogers of Burlington Parks & Rec. He points out that, because there are already established adult leagues for such sports as soccer and basketball, a newcomer will have a hard time securing space. “But we had great success with [Game On’s] dodgeball this winter,” says Rogers. “We’re enthusiastic about new and different sports like dodgeball or croquet, which don’t take much field space.” Hodgetts says he hopes to work with private land owners, too, to open up playing opportunities. When using public spaces, he aims to use his engineering background to make recommendations for improvements and to ensure the fields are well maintained and usable throughout the year. And that sounds like a winning plan. m matthew thorsen

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fencing, golf, volleyball and more may join the offerings. After spreading the word on Front Porch Forum and Craigslist, Hodgetts says the response has been encouraging. Plus, plenty of dodgeball players are ready to get outside. Andrew Murphy is a 27-year-old investment adviser from Essex Junction who’s been playing in Burlington-area leagues for 10 years. He says Game On is a game changer because it offers a way to include players previously shut out of sports for lack of the right contacts. “I’m kind of a sports junkie — I play a little bit of everything,” says Murphy. “But if you want to play basketball, you need to know people in the basketball community. Year after year, it’s the same people.”

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“In general, there’s not a lot of few years ago, Sports Illustrated selected South Burlington social interaction outside of family as Vermont’s number one and work for a lot of people, except for “Sportstown,” partly because a team environment,” says Hodgetts. of the 210-acre Dorset Park quilted with “Individual sports just don’t have the baseball and soccer fields and other same connections.” But, as his field of sports-minded spaces open to recreational pursuits. When the kids are away, though, those friends grew, his opportunities to get spaces tend to stand empty. On a recent on the field were shrinking. “I was frusweekday morning, the only action on trated finding leagues,” says Hodgetts, the Dorset fields consists of little parties who discovered that many such groups were filled with the same people who’d of moving seagulls. But if one exercise entrepreneur has been playing for the past 20 years. And his way, this park — and several others sometimes, he says, a lack of committed in Chittenden County — may soon see footballs and field-hockey balls tumbling through the grass, not to mention croquet mallets striking and lacrosse sticks shooting overhead. Long trampled by kids’ shoes, these green spaces may see more grown-up sizes. With a new company called Game On, Louis Hodgetts aims to provide more sports leagues and programs for adults. The goal? To streamline logistics and fees, capitalize on the social nature of team sports, and make the Burlington area even more fun and active. “I’m expanding the opportunities to get out and play,” says Hodgetts, a 28-year-old who lives in Huntington. “The point is to Louis Hodgetts promote existing team sport programs and develop new programs where they don’t currently managers led to confusion about playing times and places. So he began to shape a exist or are insufficient.” Growing up in Burlington, Hodgetts long-held dream into a reality. “My goal for the last 10 to 15 years was played hockey at Leddy Park Arena and baseball at South (Calahan) Park until he to someday own my own sports comwas hit by a car at age 11. “Being in trac- plex, with an ice rink and indoor playing tion for a month kind of puts a damper field and all that,” says Hodgetts. “Then I realized that that was going to cost $100 on athletic abilities,” he says wryly. Eventually, Hodgetts reconnected million, which I don’t have, so I needed with team sports at Burlington High to do something I could actually afford School, where he played baseball and to do along the same lines.” Last year Hodgetts formalized his helped coach hockey. As a student at the University of Vermont and after gradu- concept for a league-organizational busiation, he continued to work with local ness into Game On LLC, and he kicked hockey teams and at Burlington Parks & things off this winter with a pickup Recreation. Hodgetts also began playing dodgeball program at Burlington’s in local softball and floor-hockey leagues, Miller Center. Now his company is finding himself drawn not only to the about to launch formally with pickup flag football at Calahan Park, croquet at workouts but to the companionship.


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dozen long, white cardboard boxes sit arranged neatly but unceremoniously on a shelf in a room full of tools and artifacts. Stacked amid sifting trays, Colonial-era pottery shards, ancient arrowheads and desiccated fish bones, the boxes would be unremarkable if not for their label: “HUMAN REMAINS.” It’s here, in the second-floor laboratory of the University of Vermont’s Consulting Archaeology Program, that the skeletons of 20 American soldiers who died in the War of 1812 currently reside. Construction crews discovered the bones at various times between 2002 and 2006 while renovating streets, sidewalks and utility lines in Burlington’s Old North End. The archaeologists who exhumed them have been working to find a resting place better befitting their status as some of America’s earliest war dead. In the meantime, they’re also trying to solve the nearly two-century-old mystery of who these soldiers were, where they came from and what killed them. Their research, which draws on such disciplines as physical anthropology, genealogy, epidemiology, archival research and 21st-century criminal forensics, is reshaping our understanding of the War of 1812 and Burlington’s role in it. It’s an exceedingly rare opportunity. The Burlington burial site is one of only three War of 1812 military cemeteries ever excavated for archaeological study — and the first in the United States. With support from the city of Burlington, Vermont’s Division for Historic Preservation and a grant from

Above, left: Martin William Hatch (with wife Jemima Gage) PHOTO CIRCA 1855 COURTESY OF CRAIG H. TROUT

the National Park Service’s American Battlefield Protection Program, UVM archaeologists, led by Dr. John Crock and Kate Kenny, have enlisted the help of two outside experts. The first of these, Dr. Lynne Bell, is an associate professor at Simon Fraser University’s School of Criminology Forensic Research Centre in Burnaby, British Columbia. Bell, a forensic anthropologist, specializes in the use of isotopes to determine where individuals were born and spent their formative years based on their remains. The second expert, Dr. Bill Belcher, is a forensic anthropologist with the U.S. military’s Joint POW/MIA Accounting Command (JPAC) at Hickam Air Force Base, Hawaii. JPAC’s congressional mandate is to recover and identify the remains of American service personnel killed in 20th- and 21st-century conflicts. Belcher and his team agreed to analyze the 19th-century bones partly out of curiosity, to see if they could make the oldest positive identification of an unknown American soldier, and partly to fulfill JPAC’s mission of achieving “the fullest possible accounting” of all American soldiers missing in action. “From our perspective, these individuals are, arguably, also MIAs,” says Crock, director of UVM’s Consulting Archaeology Program, which is overseeing the project. “They’re known to have died in Burlington but were in unmarked graves and haven’t been memorialized to any extent other than whatever ceremony was performed at the time of their burial.”

Above, right: Dr. Lynne Bell

The discovery of several skeletons on North Street in the fall of 2004 created a local stir, but it was hardly the first time war graves from that era had been disturbed. Accounts dating back to the early 1820s tell of UVM medical students raiding the military cemetery for skeletons. At the time, a local doctor noted in his diary how disappointed he was with the condition of those bones, which had already begun to deteriorate. In 1864, Civil War soldiers from the 17th Vermont Infantry reported accidentally disturbing some military burial sites while digging latrines on what was then the county fairgrounds. Throughout the 19th and well into the 20th century, grave sites and skeletal fragments were occasionally unearthed in the Old North End. However, it wasn’t until recently that anyone tried to document, map and study those graves, let alone identify their occupants. In October 2004, shortly after more skeletons were recovered, Vermont Commerce Secretary Kevin Dorn and Historic Preservation Officer Jane Lendway sent a letter to Paul Wolfowitz,

who was then U.S. deputy secretary of defense. They informed him of the discovery of “15 burials clearly attributable to the War of 1812” and of their belief that as many as 500 more unmarked military graves from that period exist. It was nearly nine months before an Army spokesman responded on Wolfowitz’s behalf. He declined to assume any responsibility for the military burial sites or to provide assistance in exhuming them. “The Department of the Army is neither staffed nor resourced to excavate such a large number of graves,” the letter read. Moreover, JPAC’s agreement to examine three skeletons “should not be construed as a commitment by the Department of Defense to excavate this abandoned cemetery.”

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Few such remnants have been recovered from this period in Burlington’s past. For years, scholars assumed they had already disintegrated or been looted or irreparably damaged by urban development. But the discovery of these 20 skeletons, most of which were exhumed in surprisingly good condition, suggests there may be significantly more evidence to be found, preserved and studied. “The burials themselves are fascinating, but what they lead you to at each turn just expands their story,” Kenny says. “You start to get this 360-degree view of Burlington at this time and the lives that crossed through it.”

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n an effort to focus that “360-degree view,” Crock and Kenny decided to see if it was possible to pinpoint the geographical origins of these 20 soldiers. After all, the 1812 enlistment records already indicate where many of the Burlington troops came from and their previous occupations. Artifacts found in their graves, such as a vest button indicating that one person belonged to the Second Artillery Regiment, offered Kenny and Crock some hope of matching skeletons to names. But, as Kenny points out, there were 14 known artillerists stationed in Burlington and two from the Second Regiment. The exhumed grave containing the Second Regiment button turned out to contain buttons from other regiments, too, raising the possibility that the supposed artillerist was reusing buttons from fellow soldiers. To try for a more accurate geographic match, the archaeologists turned to Bell

17Simon Fraser University, who specialof izes in analyzing stable isotopes stored in human teeth and bones that can be extracted long after a person has died. Bell, a criminology professor, has plenty of experience with old bones. Her past projects include the Mary Rose warship, a flagship of Henry VIII that sank near Portsmouth, England, in July 1545. Historians had long assumed that all the soldiers and sailors who went down with that vessel were British. That is, until Bell showed that many of the men were probably mercenaries who’d been recruited from all over Europe and the Mediterranean. The secret, Bell explains, was to look for isotopes, which are telltale markers of where people were born, where they lived and what they ate. Unlike DNA, Bell explains, “Stable isotopes tell you nothing about ancestry and everything about life history.” First she looks for oxygen isotopes, which enter the body via the water we consume. That water originates as precipitation, and its “oxygen value” can tell scientists whether it fell closer to the poles or the equator. Since water is essential to the formation of all human tissue, oxygen isotopes are stored in the body and can be recovered and measured centuries later. “The enamel in your teeth, for instance, was formed during your childhood years,” Bell explains. “So all the information stored in your enamel reflects what you were doing and where you

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UVM’s Kate Kenny welcomes an opportunity to dig deeper into the forgotten history of the Burlington cantonment. Kenny is something of a military-history buff. Back in high school, she came across a microfilm version of the War of 1812 enlistment records and went out and bought herself a copy — all 13 rolls. Kenny, who helped exhume some of the graves found on North Street, has combed through the records and determined that at least 550 American soldiers died in Burlington, as well as an unknown number of state militiamen, POWs and civilian camp followers. Most were probably buried in or near the military cemetery. Many of those graves have never been found and, presumably, still lie beneath the city. Standing beside the shelves housing the skeletons, Kenny carefully handles some of the artifacts recovered from the graves and notes their significance. They include artillery buttons, gun straps, pocketknives, even a few gold earrings found near the skulls of remains. Though all the exhumed bodies were military personnel buried in coffins, Kenny says, different arrangements reflect their different statures in life. Some were simple burials, others more elaborate. In one case, archaeologists recovered lead “buck and ball” shot near the ribcage of skeleton number “2004-8,” which was probably stored in his vest pocket. Kenny says this undoubtedly belonged to a U.S. soldier. “This is distinctly American ammunition,” she explains. “The British didn’t like it.”

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it inspired Francis Scott Key’s lyrics for “The Star-Spangled Banner.” Far fewer can say why the war was fought or what its consequences were. Officially, the Department of Defense lists just 2260 American soldiers killed in action in the War of 1812 — which, in a nutshell, was the last flare-up of tensions between Britain and its former colony before the two settled into an enduring alliance. But new research, including the work done at UVM, suggests that the actual number of dead from combat injuries, accidents and diseases exceeded 10,000 and may have been as high as 20,000. Even as the war’s bicentennial approaches, there’s been virtually no public discussion about commemorating Vermont’s involvement. Yet Burlington, which was then a village of about 1000, served as the site of a major cantonment, or military base, from June 1812 to June 1814. That outpost was located strategically on a bluff overlooking Lake Champlain, on or near the current site of Battery Park. It housed as many as 5000 American troops, as well as British and Canadian prisoners of war and civilians accused of smuggling or treason. Chief among the cantonment’s features was a 300-bed military hospital, the largest in the Champlain Valley. According to historical records, the number of patients there occasionally exceeded 700. In the aftermath of the Battle of Plattsburgh, on September 11, 1814, it topped 900, and the military took over several UVM buildings to house all the wounded.

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Lost and Found « P.25 were living in your childhood.” Similarly, the dentin under the enamel contains information stretching back to the teenage years, she adds. Bones store isotopic information about the last 15 years of the person’s life. Examined collectively, these markers provide a montage of the various locales where a person lived. In the case of Burlington’s 1812 bodies, Bell did what’s known as a massspectrometry analysis on 12 of the 20 skeletons. Even in this small group, she found tremendous geographic diversity, with origins as far north as Canada and as far south as the Carolinas — findings that confirmed what UVM researchers knew from the enlistment records. The marker for at least one individual “doesn’t look right” for having grown up in the United States at all, suggesting he was Canadian, Icelandic or European. But oxygen isotopes currently offer Bell only an indication of latitude, not longitude. “So I don’t know whether I’m dealing with someone who was from Canada or somebody who was from

as pieces of a larger puzzle. And, as in solving any puzzle, it helps to have some frame of reference to know what you’re looking at.

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ill Belcher faced a similar challenge in his analysis of the Burlington bones. A civilian forensic anthropologist with JPAC in Hawaii, the world’s largest skeletal identification laboratory, Belcher typically recovers and identifies MIAs from more recent wars, notably Vietnam and World War II. His efforts to find missing American soldiers, pilots and seamen have taken him to the jungles of Papua New Guinea; to the upper reaches of the Himalayas; and even to a tiny, remote island in the South Pacific known as Butaritari, famous in Marine Corps lore as the site of a diversionary battle during the fight for Guadalcanal. Belcher spent several months doing a complete analysis of three of the 20 skeletons recovered in Burlington, and he’s extracted DNA from all 20. So far

mitochondrial DNA, which contains genetic information only from the mother’s side. Genomic or nuclear DNA, the kind most people are familiar with from such TV crime shows as “CSI” and “Cold Case Files,” contains equal parts genetic material from both parents. But it doesn’t remain viable for long in very old skeletal remains. “I’m not sure we’re ever going to be able to identify these [Burlington] guys as individuals, but it’s something we’re going to try to do anyway, because it’s important,” Belcher says. “Even when you go back that far, they’re all American heroes.” Does this mean we’ll never know the identities of the unknown soldiers who were buried in the Old North End? Not necessarily. The UVM researchers say a positive ID could come from one of their contacts, a man who maintains extensive genealogical records of his ancestors dating back to the 1700s, including a family DNA library. Craig Trout of Lovettsville, Va., claims that his second great-grandfather,

records about medical treatments from that era, including bloodletting and the use of lead, arsenic and mercury. Evidence of past diseases, and doctors’ attempts to treat them, may still lie preserved in the bodies. “If somebody in the future wanted to do more studies of these guys, you could probably find the biggest killers from the War of 1812: dysentery, typhoid, measles, stuff like that,” Kenny says. “It should all show up in the teeth.” But preserving such archaeological finds for future researchers means getting public officials involved. Kirsten Merriman Shapiro, special projects manager for the Burlington Community and Economic Development Office, says one mandate of the federal battlefield protection grant is that the city must educate the public about the importance of these archaeological finds and suggest how to react to new discoveries. “Some people might say, ‘Wow! This is super-neat!’” says Merriman Shapiro about the possibility of residents dis-

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BELCHER AND HIS TEAM AGREED TO ANALYZE THE 19TH-CENTURY BONES PARTLY OUT OF CURIOSITY, TO SEE IF THEY COULD MAKE THE OLDEST POSITIVE IDENTIFICATION OF AN UNKNOWN AMERICAN SOLDIER. Norway,” she says. “That’s the frustrating thing about oxygen: It tells you something and nothing all at once.” Bell does have other tools in her toolbox. The dietary isotopes of carbon and nitrogen, which enter the body through food we eat, record the proteins and carbohydrates commonly consumed in the second half of our teenage years. When Bell analyzed the bones and dental roots of the Burlington skeletons, she once again found an interesting spectrum of results. For example, she’s able to say that many of these men had a positive “maize signature,” meaning their diets were rich in corn, while others tested negative, suggesting they grew up in Europe, where maize was less commonly eaten at the time. Similarly, several skeletons contain high nitrogen values, suggesting these individuals ate diets rich in protein, while others don’t. Bell admits she’s unsure how to interpret her findings. One may be tempted to assume that a big protein eater in the early 1800s was an officer, but she points out that he could just as easily have hunted or trapped his own food. “It’s not very helpful, is it?” she jokes. If we want to nail down the eating habits of our presumed artillerist from the Second Regiment, maybe not. However, as Kenny points out, Bell’s isotopic analyses won’t be considered in isolation but

he’s obtained a lot of useful information, including the soldiers’ ages, race and sex, as well as general data on common dentistry practices of the time. (Interestingly, military rules governing the privacy of MIA remains prevent Belcher from sharing these findings with Seven Days, even though the soldiers died two centuries ago.) “Actually, the remains coming out of North Street are quite good,” Belcher notes. “We’ve been able to pull DNA sequences off all of them. The problem is, we don’t have anything to compare them to.” The issue, Belcher explains, is that he usually uses medical and personnel records to make a positive ID. Few detailed military records were kept in the War of 1812 era, and the remains come from a large pool of soldiers. By contrast, JPAC scientists are having more luck with their current work on remains recovered from the USS Monitor, which sank off the coast of Cape Hatteras on December 31, 1862. “That’s relatively easy because it’s a closed population,” Belcher says, meaning that records indicate exactly who was on the ship when it sank. But the Old North End remains are among those of 500 or more soldiers known to have died and been buried in Burlington. To make Belcher’s search even more complicated, the genetic material he removed from the 1812 skeletons is

Martin William (1797-1870) and his father, Timothy Hatch (1767-1813), both served in the War of 1812 at the cantonment in Burlington. “Since we have the Y-DNA signature ... for proven descendants of Timothy Hatch, plus a physical description of Timothy Hatch at the time of enlistment, there is some possibility that his remains may eventually be discovered and positively identified during the course of continuing archaeological digs,” Trout writes in a recent email. “If this does occur, Timothy and son Martin will make an interesting ‘case study’ of a father-son War of 1812 experience at the cantonment at Burlington.” Crock and Kenny consider such a match the holy grail of the project. Even if it doesn’t pan out, however, they’ll have learned far more about this period in Burlington’s history than they knew when the project began, and their research is far from complete. Kenny points out that the archaeological and historical evidence, combined with Bell’s and Belcher’s findings, has already led to some “eye-opening” discoveries about health and medical procedures in this period. For example, an especially virulent strain of influenza raged through Burlington in the winter of 1812-13 and killed far more soldiers than combat did. Kenny’s archival research has turned up previously unpublished

covering new graves on their land. “But other people might be freaked out, or feel that it devalues their property.” Indeed, the 2004 discovery of several skeletons was particularly traumatic to one Old North End resident, a former refugee from Rwanda, who thought what workers were unearthing outside her home was a mass grave similar to ones she had witnessed in her home country. However, Merriman Shapiro says most Old North End residents have been excited by news of their previously underground neighbors, as evidenced by the number of people who’ve shown up for community presentations about them. City officials and researchers agree that their ultimate goal is to find a proper internment site, such as a crypt or belowground mausoleum, where the war dead of 1812, named or unknown, can be properly memorialized and remain accessible in the future, as science progresses and, perhaps, descendants come forward to claim them. Crock, Kenny and Shapiro all say they’d like that site to be located in Battery Park, near where the soldiers served their country. “Long ago, archaeologists were labeled as grave robbers, because they were,” says Crock. “Today, we want to do something that honors these individuals who have not been honored for 200 years.” 


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ulling up to Restoration & Performance Motorcars in a dumpy-looking Pontiac Vibe is apt to give a person an inferiority complex, at least as a motorist. Perhaps that’s because locked inside this burgundy barn in Vergennes are Ferraris, Porsches, Mercedes Benzes and Alfa Romeos that individually are worth more than every car of every person you’ve ever known. Total. One of those supercars is a 1951 Ferrari 212 Export. Her handhammered, merlot-colored body is sinuous and buxom. Her chrome hubs shine. Her custom-made dials gleam. Her grill and headlights are expressive, seeming to whisper, “I’m ready. Let’s go.” But she wasn’t always ready to go. When RPM owner Peter Markowski acquired the car in late 2005, the Ferrari had seen better, more glamorous days. Though she used to burn up asphalt in Italy’s most prestigious road rallies, when Markowski found her she was buried in a pile of mouse skeletons and squirrel droppings in a dusty New Hampshire barn. Now, after nearly four years of painstaking research and restoration, Markowski and the car’s owner, Pennsylvania casino magnate Peter Carlino, are ready to return the 212 to the race circuit. In May, Markowski, 62, will accompany Carlino to the car’s homeland to participate in the historic Mille Miglia, a four-day, 1000-mile road rally that travels through Bologna, Rome, Florence and Modena before ending in Brescia at the foot of the Italian Alps. Markowski’s business, which he runs with his 32-year-old son Stephan, blends into its rural surroundings. A passerby would never know that, inside the clapboard barns, a crew of auto mechanics and restorers are busy bringing vintage cars back to life. It’s probably just as well that RPM is camouflaged; the value of the shop’s finished projects is nearly incalculable. To get an idea how much the restored cars are worth, one need only look at what Markowski was offered for the mangled 212 shortly after it was rescued from that old barn. Potential buyers at a car show in Florida were willing to pony up more

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AUTOMOTIVE than $1 million for the vehicle, Stephan says. Since he was a boy, Peter Markowski has had a fascination with cars, particularly European racing machines. While his contemporaries were begging their parents to borrow the family Imperial or Galaxie, Markowski was buying his first Ferrari, a 1950 340 America. He bought that car for $500 and spent years restoring it, then sold it in the early 1990s.

Markowski’s passion for restoration quickly gained the attention of vintagecar buffs. About 25 years ago, he ditched his sales job and started working on cars full-time. When Markowski first saw the 212 in that New Hampshire barn in 1966, he fell in love with it, he says. But the owner, Stan Hallinan, wasn’t interested in selling. He said he would eventually get to the restoration himself. It took

Markowski 39 years to persuade the eccentric hermit to let him restore the car and sell it. Hallinan had faith that Markowski would do right by the vehicle, which was only the 86th Ferrari built by the legendary Italian carmaker. But the 212 was in bad shape. Back when the car was built, Ferraris were used as rough-and-tumble racers, their bodies completely disposable. What makes a Ferrari a Ferrari is the chassis and the engine, not the curvaceous outer shell. Over the course of its life, the 212 had four bodies, some of which are featured in the book Red Arrows: Ferrari Cars at the Mille Miglia, by Giannino Marzotta. One of those bodies was a frumpy-looking station wagon. When Markowski acquired the car, her body was stripped of all its paint except the iconic Ferrari prancing-horse logo. The dash was ill-fitting, as was the aluminum body, which still bore burn marks from the car’s last race. Sexy it was not. To restore the 212 to her former glory, Markowski needed to fit her with a whole new body. So he hired the best — his older son, Eben, a self-taught metal artist. The 34-year-old’s oeuvre consists mainly of life-sized copper animal sculptures, including a cartoonish giraffe, a bas-relief black rhino, a grazing horse and a swimming sturgeon. While his studio is right next door to the RPM garage, Eben generally has nothing to do with the work that goes on over there. “Admittedly, I don’t even like cars,” he says. But when his father asked him to craft a new aluminum shell, Eben couldn’t say no. Despite having pitched in to help the elder Markowski mend sections of vintage cars, he had never re-created a complete body before. The challenge appealed to him. Plus, Eben reasons, Ferraris are “rolling pieces of artwork.” The first step in the restoration

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Though the Markowskis resurrected the 212, they can’t take all the credit for the work, says Stephan. Vermont craftspeople were employed to paint the car, letter the dials, tool the leather and stitch the seats. Three different people worked to forge one lug. The gauges alone required nearly a dozen subcontractors. All that attention to detail makes the 212 a pricey, albeit pretty, piece of machinery. The Markowskis are reluctant to put a price tag on the Ferrari because, for people who buy and sell these cars, the dollar value is not as important as the vehicle’s rarity. Typically, Eben says, cars like the 212 are traded for others of the same ilk. That said, the car is “hideously valuable,” Stephan says. Eben concedes he feels conflicted. As he walks through the rows of pristine, restored Packards, Austin Healeys and Ferraris in RPM’s basement, he says it’s sometimes hard to do this kind of seemingly frivolous work after he reads about the crisis in Haiti or the conflict in Afghanistan. But he also knows that, were it not for patrons willing to spend the money, there would be a lot of outof-work car restorers — and artists. As an artist, Eben sees his efforts as an homage to the Italian craftsmen of Maranello who hand-hammered every detail on the original car. Moreover, for car collectors and Ferrari enthusiasts, the 212 has great historical significance: It typifies the industrious Italian carmaking aesthetic of the era. “In their time, they were exceedingly advanced,” Peter Markowski says. “Ferrari wasn’t the most sophisticated, but they were tough.” m

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of curators who are airing out fusty collections and using flash and glitter to lure audiences to special shows. He’s planning, for example, to uncork those bottled scents as part of an immersion experience he’s creating for visitors to “Circus Day in America: 1870-1950.” The show, which opens at the Shelburne on May 16, draws heavily on the museum’s own collection of 3500 circus figures and 500 circus posters. But Rogers also arranged loans from the Ringling Museum of Art in Florida to entertain and educate contemporary audiences who don’t know how Americans used to celebrate a big day under the big top. Rogers, an Oklahoma native who has never actually witnessed a circus, spent four years consulting some 400 books, talking with experts around the country and sifting through the Shelburne’s massive collection to help him craft the story of Circus Day. “A good curator is a storyteller,” says Aimee Marcereau DeGalan, curator at the University of Vermont’s Fleming Museum. For each of the six shows she organizes every year, she says, “I’m trying to have a thesis, or story, that will make it more understandable, more enjoyable” for visitors. Take one of this year’s exhibits, “Andy Warhol: Fashionistas and Celebrities”

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(which remains on view at the museum through April 25). One of the first challenges for DeGalan, 39, was to decide which snapshots to display of the 150 bequeathed to the Fleming by the Andy Warhol Foundation for the Visual Arts. For help in choosing — and in outlining the story she would seek to tell — DeGalan devoured 30 catalogs related to Warhol’s photography. Then came a debate over how to display the 85 selected images of such superstars as Calvin Klein, Muhammad Ali, Henry Kissinger and, um, Dracula.

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They Hang Pictures… « p.33 DeGalan figured out, with the help of exhibition designer Perry Price, how to draw maximum attention to the relatively small-scale show in the museum’s Wilbur Room. They built a temporary wall that confronts visitors as they enter and offers introductory commentary by DeGalan. A miniature runway extends behind the wall and presents such locally famous fashion items as Burton snowboard wear and Obama Flashbags. Technicians from the university’s theater department were called in to spotlight the show — and story — that DeGalan had spent months conceiving and assembling. Coincidentally, Warhol also figures prominently in “Celebrity,” a show that will open at the Middlebury College Museum of Art on May 20. Curator Emmie Donadio worked with a college alumnus and student interns to organize a small exhibit that will include images of radical abolitionist John Brown, silent-movie comic Buster Keaton and Lucius Aurelius Commodus, a Roman emperor of the second century. Highlighting some of Middlebury’s portraits in a range of media and across a wide time span “seemed like a good way to make use of the permanent collection,” says Donadio, who has worked at the museum since 1990.

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hen they’re not organizing temporary shows and, in Donadio’s case, teaching art history courses, Vermont museum curators devote a lot of their time to maintaining, refreshing and expanding their institutions’ permanent collections. That’s an especially enormous task at the Shelburne, which owns more than 150,000 objects. The Fleming’s holdings include about 25,000 pieces collected by the university over the past 185 years, while Middlebury’s collection contains some 3000 works donated or purchased since 1970. Many major museums have large curatorial staffs, with specialists assigned to oversee specific areas — European paintings or American antiques, for example. But at the Shelburne, which certainly qualifies as a major museum based on its sprawling size and scope, Rogers and senior curator Jean Burks are responsible for the whole shebang, with curatorial help from director Stephan Jost and two exhibition preparators. “This collection forces you out of any box,” says Rogers, who concentrated on modern design while studying at the Smithsonian-Parsons School in Washington, D.C..

Rogers supervised the renovation of the museum’s 140-year-old lighthouse while planning the display of works by Vermont folk artist Warren Kimble in the museum’s new galleries. These days, though, when Rogers isn’t thinking circus, he’s thinking ducks. He’s been handed responsibility for the museum’s 200-piece decoy collection, which ranks as the greatest in the world but has been dulled down by a presentation that fails to highlight the skill of the carvers or tell the potentially absorbing story of wild fowl and those who hunt them. Rogers will be working to remedy those deficiencies over the next couple of years. On a recent tour of a portion of the decoy display in Dorset House, he spoke of updating the lighting and color schemes and taking some of the ducks off their perches inside glass cases to suspend them in mid-flight from the ceiling. Rogers isn’t yet certain how to proceed, however — partly because he knows almost nothing about decoys. His education will involve hands-on inspection of all the pieces and consultations with experts as he considers whether to arrange the ducks by species, by carver or by some other category. There’s also the question of how to integrate the collection’s gun component with Rogers’ inchoate plan for initiating a conversation about conservation. “It’s all very vexing,” he says. Back in Burlington, DeGalan is pondering ways of coaxing the Fleming’s visitors up to the balcony of the Marble Court and, from there, into the seldomentered rooms that house European and American art. She plans to jazz up the selection of mainly 19th-century New England paintings that ring the balcony by temporarily replacing four of them with contemporary works. Working with interns, DeGalan has already added wall texts and produced a podcast that provides background on the artists and their works. Standing on the balcony, DeGalan says she’s willing to take risks in her effort “to get people to at least come up here.” And that’s possible at the Fleming. Before she arrived here in 2008, the Fleming was “a place I’d never heard of,” says DeGalan. She acknowledges the professional prestige and high level of collegial scholarship that come with a curating position at a prestigious institution like her previous employer, the Cleveland Museum of Art. At the same time, she adds, “You can get swallowed up at a big place, and you’re always thinking in terms of blockbusters.” At a smaller museum such as the Fleming,


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t’s no secret that maple syrup is one of Vermont’s most valuable commodities. As markets get flooded with this year’s crop — said to be a bumper — we decided to tap more deeply into what maple means in the Green Mountains. For starters, Kirk Kardashian offers an overview of how the global economy, climate change and new technology are affecting the maple industry. (Hint: Syrup isn’t getting any cheaper.) Then Ken Picard learns about the use of sugaring as therapy, Lauren Ober delves into a bit of sweet science, and Alice Levitt proposes that Québecois sugar-shack chefs could teach our homegrown ones a thing or two.

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If maple syrup is Vermont’s liquid gold, we’re in the midst of a gold rush. In 2009, Vermont sugar makers pumped out 920,000 gallons of syrup — more than any other state and the largest amount produced here since 1944. Contrary to the economics of most commodities, that increased supply hasn’t reduced prices; in fact, it’s had the opposite effect. For a variety of reasons, not least of which is newfound demand in Europe and Asia, the average price of a gallon of Vermont maple syrup has risen from about $29 in 2007 to nearly $40 today. This translates into $226 million worth of annual economic gain to the state, which is, well, pretty sweet. The spike in production in 2009 has been attributed to the especially favorable weather — hard frosts at night and warm, sunny days — that graced the state early that winter. But there’s got to be more to the story than that, since syrup production has been steadily rising for a decade or more. In 2001, for example, Vermont produced less than a third of 2009’s yield. According to industry insiders, at least three other forces have been pushing more maple into market: expansion of existing sugar makers’ operations, entry of new sugar makers into the business, and technological advances that

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have made it easier and cheaper to produce more syrup than ever before. Don Bourdon, 62, has observed all those trends in his 15 years of boiling sap in Woodstock. A county director of the Vermont Maple Sugar Makers’ Association, the industry’s nonprofit advocacy group, Bourdon will increase the number of trees he taps from 5000 to upward of 7000 in 2011. That sounds like a lot of trees, but Bourdon says it’s becoming more common to see full-time sugar makers tapping 30,000 or even 50,000 and making a nice living at it. “Everybody’s responding to the demand out there,” he says. “There’s increased consumer recognition, and maple syrup is gaining popularity as a natural sweetener.” The widespread use of syrup as a sweetener and food additive has not only raised the average price of the product, Bourdon notes; it’s shrunk the gap in value between grade A syrup and grade B. But Bourdon isn’t just working harder; he’s working smarter. Like many of the larger producers of maple syrup, Bourdon has installed a vacuum-tube system to draw the sap out of the trees, a reverse-osmosis machine to raise the sugar content of the sap before he heats it, and an oil-fired evaporator. All of that is a far cry from how maple syrup was made just 40 years ago: by collecting it in buckets hung from trees and cooking it in a wood-fired evaporator. “It used to be that a quarter gallon of sap from a tree was good,” Bourdon explains, “but now we’re getting a third to a half gallon.” And, thanks to the reverse-osmosis machine, which presses the sap against a filter and delivers a thicker liquid to the sugarhouse, the time and money spent boiling have decreased dramatically. Gary Gaudette is proud of that news. He’s the president of Swanton-based Leader Evaporator, the only commercial manufacturer of maple sugaring equipment in the United States. If you need tubing, stubby MAPLE SUGAR RUSH

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Gaudette thinks the valve may allow sugar makers to tap trees earlier without needing to worry about the holes closing up — a tactic that would have helped during this year’s unexpectedly early sugaring season. If syrup really is Vermont’s signature cash crop, we all have good reason to ponder how global warming may affect it in the future. Maple trees thrive best in the state’s current moist continental climate; warmer temperatures could make them struggle and die off. Perkins, who has researched the issue, says a massive maple migration, if it ever happens, is a long way off. “It will happen to some extent,” he says, “but a lot of the models that predicted it discounted forest management by people, and if people want maple trees in Vermont, they can keep them here for a long time.” Perkins notes that increased temperatures have already affected maple sugaring. Over the last 40 years, he says, the sugaring season has shifted 10 days earlier and decreased in length from 33 days to 30. “But that’s largely been offset by increases in technology of sap collection,” he adds. Assuming an unlimited demand for maple products, any good capitalist may want to do some back-of-the-envelope mathematics and see just how much untapped potential still exists here. It’s not a difficult calculation in the abstract. According to the Vermont Maple Sugar Makers’ Association, about one of every four trees in the state is a sugar maple. The Agency of Natural Resources estimates there are 18 billion trees in Vermont. That translates into 4.5 billion maples. If they were all tapped and yielding a third of a gallon annually — with 40 gallons of sap going into each gallon of syrup — Vermont could produce 37,500,000 gallons of syrup. Figure an average price of $40 per gallon, and the crop is worth $1.5 billion. Sugar high, anyone? m haRRy bliss

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1700 sq.ft. 4-BR 1.5 BA, wood4/12/10 5:14:49 PM stove, kitchen and BA’s newly renovated. Upstairs oak HDWD floors, downstairs new carpeting. Attached 2-Car garage, 3/4 acre. 11 Tanglewood Dr. Close to Essex Elementary and Middle Schools, a park w/ pool, tennis and rides. Taxes $4083. $239,000. 802-878-5260.

COLCHESTER 1-BR 3/25/10ESSEX JCT. ESSEX JCT. 3-BR FSBO-RalphAbeling-032410.indd 12:34:44 PM3-BR 1 DUPLEX Avail. May 1. Kitchen Avail. May 15, apt. on Newly renovated, + BR/LR. Deck, beach, quiet street. 1st floor bike path. Quality finish. Mansfield Ave. New w/ basement W/D & appliances, kitchen $790/mo. incl. all utils. storage, off-street cabinets, flooring, Refs. + dep. 802-399parking. $1245/mo. carpet. LR fireplace, 5821. incl. heat, water, trash. dining area, brick patio, 802-578-5539. yard, parking. W/D CUTE 3-BR TOWNHOUSE hookups. Gas heat. LAKE HOUSE WEEKLY Burlington, close to $1275/mo. +. 878-6701. 3 BRs, lg. screened-in downtown, lake, bike porch, DW, W/D, newly path. New fridge & ESSEX JCT. CONDO renovated, on Lake Rd. stove. W/D. No dogs. Nice, clean, cozy 2-BR, in Milton. Lg. yard, lake $1200/mo. + utils. Avail. 1-BA, LR & lg. kitchen. frontage, dock. $1500/ May 1. 802-734-2525. 1st level unit. Parking. wk. Jeane, 802-522$875/mo. + utils., 3826. dep. NS/pets. Refs. req. Avail. Apr. 20. 802-373-0226.

SO. BURLINGTON 3/22/10 5:05:51 PM 2-BR condo incl. lg. LR w/ balcony off slider, dining area, fully equipped kitchen & full BA. Pool & carport w/ storage. Economical gas heat. No pets. $985/ mo. +. 802-655-3325. SHELBURNE 1-BR STUDIO Country setting, 2nd floor, covered parking, W/D hookups, no DW, new vinyl flooring. $1150/mo. incl. heat, electric, trash/recycle, private beach access. No dogs. 802-985-9218.


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$1650/mo; 217 Main St. (duplex with 4 bedrooms, 2 bath) $1725/mo. These two properties must sell together as they have shared water/sewer. Asking $349,000. Some owner financing possible on 215 Main St. since it is separate deed, so no need for a commercial loan. 211 Main St. (3 bedroom, 2 bath with in-law apt.) grosses $2025/mo. Asking $210,000 if sold apart from other properties. All serious offers will be considered. I live out of state now and realize I won’t be moving back. These are solid properties with a lot of sweat equity. 212-741-2704, 646-596-3489, rockw22st@yahoo.com.

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VERGENNES 1-BR, 2nd floor, close to downtown, off-street parking, good neighborhood. NS. $625/mo. + utils., dep. 802-578-5608. WATERBURY AVAIL. MID.-MAY Lg. 1-BR on ground floor of quiet building. Great shape. Off-street parking. NS/pets. $675/ mo. Call John evenings, 802-863-2959.

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the construction a 1,350 sf. retail sales building with on-site water and sewer services and 27 parking spaces. The Project is located on Cobble Hill Road in the Town of Milton, Vermont. The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Milton Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 110 West Canal Street, Winooski, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state. vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above.

Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this 30th day of March, 2010. By /s/ Peter E. Keibel Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5658 E/ peter.keibel@state. vt.us INVITATION TO BID TANDEM AXLE WASTEWATER TANKER TRUCK The City of Burlington Public Works Department is soliciting bids for a new tandem axle 4000 gallon tanker truck for its Wastewater Division. Bid documents can be obtained at the Public Works office, 645 Pine Street, Burlington or by mail or email. Contact Claude Raineault, Acting Fleet Manager at 802-864-0166 or by email: craineault@ ci.burlington.vt.us. Bids due May 12, 2010. OPENINGS BURLINGTON CITY COMMISSIONS/BOARDS

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John Dinklage, Chairman South Burlington Development Review Board Copies of the application are available for public inspection at the South Burlington City Hall. April 14, 2010 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S98-10 Cnc Wendover Financial Services Corporation, Plaintiff v. Marion T. Blair and Occupants residing at H.C.R. Box 323, Huntington, Vermont, Defendants SUMMONS & ORDER FOR PUBLICATION THIS SUMMONS IS DIRECTED TO: Marion T. Blair 1. YOU ARE BEING SUED. The Plaintiff has started a lawsuit against you. A copy of the Plaintiff’s Complaint against you is on file and may be obtained at the office of the clerk of this court, Chittenden Superior Court, 175 Main Street, Burlington, Vermont. Do not throw this paper away. It is an official paper that affects your rights.

2. PLAINTIFF’S CLAIM. Plaintiff’s claim is a Complaint in Foreclosure which alleges that you have breached the terms of a Promissory Note and Mortgage Deed dated April 14, 1993. Plaintiff’s action may effect your interest in the property described in the Land Records of the Town of Huntington at Volume 46, Page 465. The Complaint also seeks relief on the Promissory Note executed by you. A copy of the Complaint is on file and may be obtained at the Office of the Clerk of the Superior Court for the County of Chittenden, State of Vermont. 3. YOU MUST REPLY WITHIN 41 DAYS TO PROTECT YOUR RIGHTS. You must give or mail the Plaintiff a written response called an Answer within 41 days after the date on which this Summons was first published, which is April 14, 2010. You must send a copy of your answer to the Plaintiff or the Plaintiff’s attorney, Joshua B. Lobe, located at 30 Kimball Avenue, Suite 306, South Burlington, VT 05403. You must also give or mail your Answer to the Court located at 175 Main Street, Burlington, Vermont. 4. YOU MUST RESPOND TO EACH CLAIM. The

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Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners and other persons to the extent they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the 10 criteria. Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5).

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This order shall be published once a week for 2 weeks beginning on April 14, 2010 in the Seven Days, a newspaper of general circulation in Chittenden County, and a copy of this summons and order as published shall be mailed to the defendant, Marion T. Blair, if an address is known. Dated at Burlington, Vermont this 29th day of April 14, 2010. Hon. Helen Toor Presiding Judge Chittenden Superior Court STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S0319-09 CnC Deutsche Bank National Trust Company, as Trustee for HSI Asset Securitization Corporation 2006-OPT2 Mortgage Pass-Through Certificates, Series 2006-OPT1, Plaintiff v. John F. McCormack And Occupants residing at 5 Killoran Drive, Essex, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Option One Mortgage Corporation to John F. McCormack dated September 30, 2005 and recorded in Volume 667, Page 399 of the Land Records of the Town of Essex, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 9:00 A.M. on May 4, 2010, at 5 Killoran Drive, Essex, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to John F. McCormack by Quit Claim Deed of Christine M. Mc-

Cormack dated August 16, 2005 and recorded in Volume 667, Page 397398 of the Town of Essex Land Records. Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Essex. The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 6609000. DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 1st day of April, 2010. Deutsche Bank National Trust Company, as Trustee By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S1620-08 CnC Aurora Loan Services, LLC, Plaintiff v. Stephen S. Le, Vicki Le, Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc., as nominee for Lehman Brothers Bank, FSB And Occupants residing at 27 Irish Farm Road, South Burlington, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Lehman Brothers, Bank FSB to Stephen S. Le dated January 12, 2007 and recorded in Volume 772, Page 607 of the Land Records of the Town of South Burlington, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of

the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 9:45 A.M. on May 4, 2010, at 27 Irish Farm Road, South Burlington, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: All that certain piece or parcel of land known as Lot 25 in the planned community established pursuant to 27A V.S.A. and being on the Irish Farm Community (“Planned Community”) as defined and described in the Declaration of Planned Community for Irish Farm, dated as of December 1, 2001, recorded in Volume #26, Page #51 of the Land Records of the City of South Burlington, as amended (the “Declaration”), and as depicted on the plan (the “Plat”) entitled Plat Showing Irish Farm Planned Community Allen Road – Harbor View Road South Burlington Vermont dated November 5, 2001, prepared by Vaughn C. Burton, L.S., recorded at Map Slide 392 of the Land Records of the City of South Burlington. Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of South Burlington. The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 6609000. DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 2nd day of April, 2010. Aurora Loan Services, LLC By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403

STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S0444-07 CnC Deutsche Bank Trust Company Americas, as Trustee Plaintiff, v Brenda Provost, Dale Provost and Any Other Occupants of 13 hilltop Court, Colchester, Vermont, Defendants. NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain Mortgage Deed dated March 16, 2006, from Brenda Provost and Dale Provost to Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc., as Nominee for Accredited Home Lenders, Inc. Said Mortgage Deed was recorded on March 20, 2006 in Volume 553, Page 215 of the Town of Colchester Land Records. The subject Promissory Note and Mortgage were assigned from Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc., as Nominee for Accredited Home Lenders, Inc., Deutsche Bank Trust Company Americas formerly known as Baker’s Trust Company, as Trustee and Custodian for IXIS 2006-HE2 by: Saxon Mortgage Services, Inc. f/k/a Meritech Mortgage Services, Inc., its Attorney in Fact, dated April 10, 2007 and recorded on April 13, 2007 in Volume 583, Pages 219-220 of the Town of Colchester Land Records. The undersigned represents the present holder for breach of the conditions of said Mortgage and for the purpose of foreclosing the same which will be sold at Public Auction at 10:00 o’clock AM, on the 29th day of April, A.D. 2010, at the subject premises of 13 Hilltop Court, Colchester, Vermont, all and singular the premises described in said mortgage will be sold as a whole. To wit: “Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to the Mortgagors herein by Warranty Deed of M. Elena Garcia and John D. Kushmaul dated 3/16/06, 2006 and recorded in Volume at Pages of the Town

of Colchester Land Records, and being more particularly described as follows: “A lot of land with dwelling house thereon located on the southerly side of Canyon Road, and being all of Lot No. 65 as depicted on a plan prepared by Emerson, Abbott, Harlow and Leedy, Inc., dated September 10, 1968, as revised November 7, 1968, and further revised December 11, 1968, and being Sheet One (1) of Nine (9) Sheets entitled “Canyon Estates IV” and recorded in Volume 20 at Page 25 of the Colchester Land Records, and now recorded at Slide 117 of said Land Records. “The dwelling house thereon is commonly known and designated as 13 Hilltop Court, Colchester, Vermont.” Terms of Sale: Purchaser at the sale shall pay cash or certified funds, or produce a commitment letter from a bank or mortgage company or other lender licensed to do business in the State of Vermont at the time of the sale for the amount of the winning bid. In any case the winning bidder shall be required to produce $10,000.00 (tenthousand dollars) cash or certified funds at the close of auction as the deposit against the sale. The sale will be subject to the Confirmation Order of the Chittenden Superior Court. The property will be sold subject to all unpaid property taxes and town/city assessments, if any. In the event the auction terms are confirmed by the Superior Court aforesaid, and the winning bidder is unwilling or unable consummate the sale, the deposit shall be forfeit. In the event the sale is not confirmed the deposit will be returned without interest. The Mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Grant C. Rees, Attorney, PO Box 108, Milton, Vermont 05468, 802-893-7400. By: Grant C. Rees, Esq. Attorney for Plaintiff

Publication Dates: April 7, 2010 April 14, 2010 April 21, 2010 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S1065-09 CnC OPPORTUNITIES CREDIT UNION, Plaintiff, v. DAVID P. REPOSA and all Occupants Residing at 588 East Hill Road, Richmond, Vermont, Defendant(s). NOTICE OF SALE In accordance with a Judgment Order and Decree of Foreclosure and Order of Public Sale, dated November 4, 2009, and by virtue of and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in certain mortgages given by David P. Reposa to Opportunities Credit Union, dated June 23, 2004, and recorded in Volume 157 at Pages 49-67, and Volume 157 at Pages 68-71, of the Town of Richmond Land Records, of which mortgages the undersigned is the present holder, as successor in interest to Vermont Development Credit Union, for breach of the conditions of said mortgages and for the purpose of foreclosing, the same will be sold at Public Auction at 9:00 am on the 6th day of May, 2010, at the property located at 588 East Hill Road, Richmond, Vermont, all and the singular the premises described more particularly in the said mortgages, subject to any unpaid taxes, municipal assessments, or superior liens thereon, if any: To wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to David P. Reposa by Quitclaim Deed of Michelle M. Reposa dated June 23, 2004, of record in Volume 157, Page 47-48 of the Town of Richmond. Being a parcel of land on the easterly side of Town Highway No 17 depicted on a plan entitled “One Lot Subdivision, Sumner Farr, Carl B. Leedy, P.E., dated 9-20-77”, recorded in Map Volume at Page_____ of the Land Records of the Town of Richmond.

Included in this conveyance is the right to take water from a spring on land now or formerly of Farr lying northerly of the herein parcel, as shown on said plan, for all domestic purposes, and the right to come upon the lands now or formerly of Farr for such purposes. Any land disturbed by the exercise of said rights shall be returned to its natural condition. This conveyance is subject to Land Use Permit No. 4C0292 dated March 20, 1978, as amended. This conveyance is made subject to and with the benefit of any easements, rights-of-way conditions, restrictions, and other such interests as the same may appear of record, provided however that this paragraph shall not reinstate any such interests extinguished heretofore by provisions of the Vermont Marketable Record Title Act as set forth in Title 27 Vermont Statutes Annotated 601-606 and any amendments thereto. Reference is hereby made to the instruments aforementioned, and the records thereof, and the instruments therein referred to, and the records thereof, in further aid of this description. Terms of Sale: Ten Thousand Dollars ($10,000.00) paid in cash, treasurer’s check or certified check at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Closing to take place within forty five (45) days of the auction. The sale is subject to unpaid taxes, municipal assessments, or superior liens thereon, if any. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Johnson & Finnigan, LLP, 80 Midas Drive, 3rd Floor, South Burlington, Vermont 05403, telephone (802) 660-9393. THE MORTGAGOR IS HEREBY NOTIFIED THAT AT ANY TIME BEFORE THE FORECLOSURE SALE, THE MORTGAGOR HAS A RIGHT TO PETITION THE SUPERIOR COURT FOR THE COUNTY IN WHICH THE MORTGAGED PREMISES ARE SITUATED, WITH SERVICE UPON THE


sevendaysvt.com/classifieds MORTGAGEE, AND UPON SUCH BOND AS THE COURT MAY REQUIRE, TO ENJOIN THE SCHEDULED FORECLOSURE SALE. FAILURE TO INSTITUTE SUCH PETITION AND COMPLETE SERVICE SHALL THEREAFTER BAR ANY ACTION OR RIGHT OF ACTION OF THE MORTGAGOR BASED ON THE FORECLOSURE SALE, OR COMPLIANCE BY THE MORTGAGE HOLDER TO CONDUCT THE FORECLOSURE SALE, OR COMPLIANCE BY THE MORTGAGE HOLDER WITH THE NOTICE REQUIREMENTS AND OTHER CONDITIONS OF SECTION 4532 OF TITLE 12. AN ACTION TO RECOVER DAMAGES RESULTING FROM THE SALE OF THE PREMISES ON THE DATE OF THE SALE MAY BE COMMENCED AT ANY TIME WITHIN ONE YEAR FOLLOWING THE DATE OF THE SALE, BUT NOT THEREAFTER. Dated at South Burlington, Vermont this 1st day of March, 2010. Michael D. Johnson, Esq. Johnson & Finnigan, LL STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT Docket No. S 359-10 CnC

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/s/ Betty B. Atkins Betty B. Atkins VERIFICATION STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. On this 18th day of March, 2010, Betty B. Atkins, owner of Westbury Park, being first duly sworn, made oath that she has read the foregoing Complaint, and that the facts contained therein are true. Before me, /s/ Eric. J. Welcome Notary Public Printed Name: Eric J. Welcome My Commission Expires: 2/10/11 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. Chittenden Superior Court Docket No. 359-10 CnC IN RE: ABANDONED MOBILE HOME OF JOE STEWART AMENDED ORDER FOR HEARING A hearing on Plaintiff’s Verified Complaint to declare the mobile home of Joe Stewart as abandoned and unfit, and to authorize transfer of the mobile home to Westbury Park without a public sale, has been set for May 11, 2010 at 8:30 a.m. at the Chittenden Superior Court, 175 Main Street, PO Box 187, Burlington, Vermont 05402.

/s/ Jill C. Mongeon, Deputy Court Clerk Date: 04/06/10 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT Docket No. S 360-10 CnC

VERIFIED COMPLAINT

WHEREFORE, Plaintiff respectfully requests that the Honorable Court enter an order as follows: 1. declaring that the mobile home has been abandoned; 2. declaring that the mobile home is unfit for human habitation pursuant to 10 V.S.A. §6249(i); and 3. approving transfer of the mobile home to the Plaintiff without a public sale in “as is” condition, free and clear of (1) all liens, (2) all taxes, penalties and interest, and (3) all other encumbrances of record. DATED AT Burlington, Vermont this 26th day of March, 2010. /s/ Steven J. Kantor Steven J. Kantor, Esq. Attorney for Betty B. Atkins DATED AT Essex Jct., Vermont this 18th day of March, 2010. /s/ Betty B. Atkins Betty B. Atkins VERIFICATION STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. On this 18th day of March, 2010, Betty B. Atkins, owner of Westbury Park, being first duly sworn, made oath that she has read the foregoing Complaint, and that the facts contained therein are true. Before me, /s/ Eric J. Welcome Notary Public Printed Name: Eric J. Welcome My Commission Expires: 2/10/11 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT Docket No. S 360-10 CnC IN RE: ABANDONED MOBILE HOME OF PAUL DUQUETTE AMENDED ORDER FOR HEARING A hearing on Plaintiff’s Verified Complaint to declare the mobile home of Paul Duquette as abandoned and unfit, and to authorize transfer of the mobile home to

Post & browse ads at your convenience. Westbury Park without a public sale, has been set for May 11, 2010 at 8:30 a.m. at the Chittenden Superior Court, 175 Main Street, PO Box 187, Burlington, Vermont 05402. /s/ Jill C. Mongeon, Deputy Court Clerk Date: 04/06/10 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S0823-08 CnC Wachovia Mortgage Corporation, Plaintiff, v John C. Nichols, Chittenden Trust Company, d/b/a Chittenden Bank, Lisman, Webster, Leckerling, PC, and Any Other Occupants of 615 Thayer Beach Drive, Colchester, Vermont, Defendants. NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain Mortgage Deed dated May 9, 2006 from John C. Nichols to Kittredge Mortgage Corporation. Said Mortgage Deed was recorded on May 16, 2006 in Volume 557, Page 487 of the Town of Colchester Land Records. The subject Promissory Note and Mortgage were assigned from Kittredge Mortgage Corporation to Wachovia Mortgage Corporation by an Assignment dated May 9, 2006 and recorded on May 16, 2006 in Volume 557, Page 504 of the Town of Colchester Land Records. The undersigned represents the present holder for breach of the conditions of said Mortgage and for the purpose of foreclosing the same which will be sold at Public Auction at 11:00 o’clock AM, on the 29th day of April, A.D. 2010, at the subject premises of 615 Thayer Beach Drive, Colchester, Vermont, all and singular the premises described in said mortgage will be sold as a whole. To wit: “Being all and the same land and premises con-

veyed to John C. Nichols by Warranty Deed of Thomas L. Soules and Joan M. Soules dated September 19, 1997 and of record in Volume 278, Page 402 of the Town of Colchester Land Records... Terms of Sale: Purchaser at the sale shall pay cash or certified funds, or produce a commitment letter from a bank or mortgage company or other lender licensed to do business in the State of Vermont at the time of the sale for the amount of the winning bid. In any case the winning bidder shall be required to produce $10,000.00 (tenthousand dollars) cash or certified funds at the close of auction as the deposit against the sale. The sale will be subject to the Confirmation Order of the Chittenden Superior Court. The property will be sold subject to all unpaid property taxes and town/city assessments, if any. In the event the auction terms are confirmed by the Superior Court aforesaid, and the winning bidder is unwilling or unable consummate the sale, the deposit shall be forfeit. In the event the sale is not confirmed the deposit will be returned without interest. The Mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Grant C. Rees, Attorney, PO Box 108, Milton, Vermont 05468, 802-893-7400. By: Grant C. Rees, Esq. Attorney for Plaintiff Publication Dates: April 7, 2010 April 14, 2010 April 21, 2010 Williston Modulars The Williston School District is interested in offers to purchase the existing modular classroom complex located on the district’s Allenbrook Campus, Talcott Road, Williston Vermont. The complex was built/provided

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IN RE: ABANDONED MOBILE HOME OF PAUL DUQUETTE

NOW COMES Betty B. Atkins, by and through counsel Steven J. Kantor, and hereby makes this complaint: 1. Plaintiff, resident of Essex, County of Chittenden, State of Vermont, is the record owner of a mobile home park known as Westbury Park, located in the Town of Colchester, Vermont. 2. Paul Duquette is the owner of a certain mobile home, described as a 1977 Champion, 14’ x 60’, presently located at 166 Wexford Lane in Westbury Park, Colchester VT. 3. Paul Duquette’s last known mailing address is 166 Wexford Lane in Westbury Park, Colchester VT. 05495. His place of employment is unknown. 4. Paul Duquette leased a lot in the Park from Betty B. Atkins under the terms of a Lease Agreement. He was evicted by Judgment Order of this Court dated January 26, 2010 in the matter Atkins v. Duquette, Docket No. S1503-2009 CnC. 5. The last known resident at the mobile home was Paul Duquette, who vacated and abandoned the home after service of Writ of Possession on February 1, 2010. Plaintiff has attempted to contact Paul Duquette without success. 6. The mobile home is severely deteriorated, unsafe and unfit for human habitation. 7. The following liens and encumbrances appear of record with respect to the mobile home: a. UCC: none. b. Delinquent Property taxes to the Town of Colchester, Vermont in the amount of $174.67 (through March 22, 2010). 8. The last employer of Paul Duquette is unknown. 9. Mobile home storage fees continue to accrue at the rate of $425.00 per month (including $10.00 late fee). The above judgment for unpaid rent and damages in the amount of $4,753.59 remains unpaid. 10. Plaintiff sent written notice to the Town Clerk and Delinquent Tax Collector of the Town of Colchester on March 5, 2010 of Plaintiff’s intent to commence this action.

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NOW COMES Betty B. Atkins, by and through counsel Steven J. Kantor, and hereby makes this complaint: 1. Plaintiff, resident of Essex, County of Chittenden, State of Vermont, is the record owner of a mobile home park known as Westbury Park, located in the Town of Colchester, Vermont. 2. Joe Stewart is the owner of a certain mobile home, described as a 1973 Newport 12 x 65, Serial #11561, presently located at 94 Brennan Street at Westbury Park, Colchester, VT. 3. Joe Stewart’s last known mailing address is 6960 Williston Road, Williston, VT 05495. His place of employment is unknown. 4. Joe Stewart leased a lot in the Park from

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Betty B. Atkins under the terms of a Lease Agreement, and subleased the mobile home lot known as 94 Brennan Street at Westbury Park, Colchester, VT. 5. The last known resident at the mobile home was Randall Stowe, who notified Plaintiff he intended to vacate the home. The mobile home has been vacant since February 1, 2010. Plaintiff has attempted to contact Joe Stewart without success. 6. The mobile home is severely deteriorated, unsafe and unfit for human habitation. 7. The following liens and encumbrances appear of record with respect to the mobile home: a. UCC recorded by CIT Group Sales Financing, Inc. b. Delinquent Property taxes to the Town of Colchester, Vermont in the amount of $ 624.77 (through March 16, 2010). 8. The last employer of Joe Stewart is unknown. 9. Mobile home lot rent continues to accrue at the rate of $425.00 per month (including $10.00 late fee). Rent and storage fees ($ 3,122.00), lease enforcement and eviction fees ($500.16), and other charges due and accruing to the Plaintiff as of February 22, 2010 exceed $3, 622.16. 10. Plaintiff sent written notice to the Town Clerk and Delinquent Tax Collector of the Town of Colchester on January 15, 2010 of Plaintiff’s intent to commence this action. WHEREFORE, Plaintiff respectfully requests that the Honorable Court enter an order as follows: 1. declaring that the mobile home has been abandoned; 2. declaring that the mobile home is unfit for human habitation pursuant to 10 V.S.A. §6249(i); and 3. approving transfer of the mobile home to the Plaintiff without a public sale in “as is” condition, free and clear of (1) all liens, (2) all taxes, penalties and interest, and (3) all other encumbrances of record.

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The Outdoor Gear Exchange is hiring a Sales Associate with extensive experience in backpacking or climbing. Strong customer service skills, attention to detail, and a good knowledge of outdoor gear are required. This is a full-time position with benefits. Send a resume and a cover letter letting us know why you would be perfect for the best damn gear shop around. The position may require working evenings and/or weekends. We offer a friendly working community with good benefits and an opportunity for long-term employment. Must have a love of the outdoors, a sharp wit and the ability to work well amidst chaos.

Send resume and cover letter to: OGE, Attn: Hiring, 152 Cherry St., Burlington, VT 05401 or email hansi@gearx.com

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Position in fast paced Obstetric, Gynecology Position in fast paced obstetric, and Midwifery Practicegynecology and midwifery practice Qualifications: Medical Assistant or Qualifications: Medical Assistant or LPN experience, ability to multitask in fast LPN experience, ability to multitask in fastpaced clinic; experience with electronic health paced clinic; experience with electronic health record preferred; phlebotomy skills desired; record preferred; phlebotomy skills desired; great customer service skills; great customer service skills; energetic; friendly; & a team player. energetic; friendly; and a team player.

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Administrative/Executive Assistant The Biomass Energy Resource Center (BERC), a mission-based nonprofit working nationally to promote the sustainable use of community-scale biomass energy, is inviting applications from exceptional individuals to join its team as Administrative/Executive Assistant at 30 hours per week. Responsibilities include: • providing administrative support to executive director and senior management staff • maintaining executive director’s schedule and general office organization • performing reception duties (answering phones, greeting people, responding to emails, etc.) • maintaining computer hardware and software (with consultant’s assistance), and performing daily computer backups • attending board meetings, taking minutes, and preparing/sending board information in coordination with the executive director • coordinating meeting, conference and event logistics • managing staff travel

The ideal candidate will hold an Associate’s degree in business, management, computer applications, clerical, or related field, or 3-to-5 years of relevant work experience; be proficient in Microsoft (MS) Office applications (MS Project and QuickBooks experience a plus); have outstanding attention to detail, be highly organized, and proficient at multitasking; possess excellent verbal/written communication skills; be self-motivated with the ability to work both independently and as part of a team; and be capable of handling confidential information. A full job description is available at www.biomasscenter.org/about-berc/employment-opportunities.html. BERC offers a generous benefits package/competitive salary commensurate with experience. Qualified applicants should send a cover letter, resume and salary requirements by COB on April 30, 2010, to one of the following: Mail: Biomass Energy Resource Center, PO Box 1611, Montpelier, VT 05601-1611 Fax: 802-223-7772 • Email: info@biomasscenter.org

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Community Inclusion Facilitators CCS is seeking individuals to provide inclusion supports to people with developmental disabilities. The following positions are available. *39 hours per week: Work one on one with an independent woman at her home and in the community, and an upbeat gentleman in the community and at his workplace. These individuals work best with male staff. *30 hours per week: Provide one-on-one supports to two active men at their workplace and in the community. *15 hours per week: Support two delightful women in a one-on-one setting to help them reach their goals. These individuals work best with female staff. If you would like to join our dynamic team, submit a letter of interest and resume to Karen Ciechanowicz, staff@ccs-vt.org. Home Provider Opportunities A kind, humorous, nonverbal gentleman in his 40s is seeking a home with an outgoing person who enjoys being involved in the community and in social settings. Due to severe allergies, the home cannot have pets. This active individual loves music, walking and going to the library. CCS provides compensation, paid vacation and respite. If you are interested in providing home supports, contact Al Frugoli at afrugoli@ccs-vt.org or 802-655-0511 x108. E.O.E.

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Spirit Delivery is looking for drivers with a clean driving record to drive nonCDL 26' straight trucks. Experience with home delivery required. Pay ranges between $100$115 per day. Must be able to pass drug and background check. (802) 338-9048

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Washington Central Supervisory Union is seeking a full-time Senior Accountant. The position responsibilities include coverage for 2 accounting positions and the Business Administrator. Must be proficient in general ledger, accounts receivable, accounts payable, payroll, Excel, cash management, billing and Power Point software. Other duties as needed. Requires bachelor's degree in business administration and 5 years of experience. Salary and benefits commensurate with experience. Please send a letter of interest, detailed resume and three current references to: Human Resources Washington Central Supervisory Union 1130 Gallison Hill Rd. Montpelier, VT 05602

Help students develop positive relationships, trust, and the academic, social and communication skills necessary to be successful in life; support students in class, employment and community activities; monitor students’ emotional states and implement behavioral strategies; and assist students with academic work. A bachelor’s degree or five years experience after high school preferred. Candidates must have a valid driver’s license and reliable vehicle. Criminal record checks will be conducted for final candidates. Submit a resume by April 21, 2010 to: The New School of Montpelier 11 West Street Montpelier, VT 05602 or email to: resumes@nsmvt.org EOE

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Applications due April 26, 2010. Position opened until filled. Anticipated start date: As soon as possible. E.O.E.

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HowardCenter improves the well-being of children, adults, families and communities.

Developmental Services Part-time instructor needed for Summer semester, May – August 2010, at CCV in Winooski to teach:

AHS-1025 Introduction to Massage Therapy & Bodywork (Thu, 1-6 PM) Also accepting resumes for Fall 2010 potential teaching opportunities in the following areas: • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •

AHS-1025 Introduction to Massage Therapy & Bodywork AHS-1030 Swedish Massage AHS-2240 Deep Tissue Approaches AHS-2320 Holistic Kinesiology BIO-1030 Introduction to Nutrition BIO-1130 Human Biology BIO-2011 Human Anatomy & Physiology I BIO-2012 Anatomy & Physiology II BUS-2230 Principles of Marketing BUS-2360 Leadership Development BUS-2430 Small Business Marketing COM-2035 Introduction to Media Ethics & Law ENG-2050 Global Issues in the Media ENG-2145 Writing for the Media in the Digital Age PHI-1010 Introduction to Philosophy

Prior professional and college-level teaching experience desired, graduate degree required. Send cover letter and resume to:

Tara Arneson, Administrative Assistant Community College of Vermont 119 Pearl St., Burlington, VT 05401 Tara.arneson@ccv.edu - Email if desired. CCV strongly encourages applications from members of ethnic minority groups and other under-represented backgrounds. CCV is an Equal Opportunity Employer, in compliance with ADA requirements, and will make reasonable accommodations for the known disability of an otherwise qualified applicant.

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IntensIve CommunIty support Worker Avid fisherman needs support Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday mornings. This man has a passion for nature and wicked sense of humor. Ideal candidate must be comfortable fishing and providing OTJ support at horse farm. resIdentIal InstruCtor Excellent opportunity to work with 3 young men, living in a residential setting in the Starksboro/Hinesburg area. These guys have an active lifestyle in their school and home communities. If you enjoy outside activities, are able to set and maintain boundaries, and have experience/ are willing to work with challenging behaviors, this might be a good fit for you. Two benefits-eligible positions are a combination of weekend and weekday shifts.

Mental Health and Substance Abuse Case manager – ChIttenden ClInIC The Chittenden Clinic, the methadone clinic in Chittenden County, is seeking a part time Case Manager (approximately 12 hours a week). Duties include but are not limited to assisting clinical staff with pre-screens and intakes, facilitation of psycho-educational groups, and assisting patients with accessing community resources and coordinating care. Bachelor’s required. Previous experience within the substance abuse population desired. resIdentIal Counselor lImIted part tIme Looking for a compassionate and self-directed individual who is a team player to work in a community care home with adults who are considered to have major mental illness. BA/BS degree is required. resIdentIal Counselor – shelter plus Individual needed for residential program for adults who have major mental illness and substance abuse disorders. This is a full-time position with excellent benefits. BA/BS in related field required. Familiarity with behavioral treatment plans preferred. sub – mobIle CrIsIs team ClInICIan Attention MA/MS, MSW, or spring graduates. The Mobile Crisis Team is seeking dynamic, flexible and team-oriented individuals for substitute per diem employment for our 24-hr. psychiatric crisis program. This fast-paced team provides outreach and phone support to adults and provides an excellent opportunity to learn and gain hands-on experience in a supportive environment. We offer a competitive hourly rate with flexible shifts. Visit www.howardcenter.org for more details and a complete list of employment opportunities. HowardCenter is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Minorities, people of color and persons with disabilities encouraged to apply. EOE/TTY. We offer competitive pay and a comprehensive benefits package to qualified employees.

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Logistics Planner Seventh Generation, the leading brand of nontoxic household products in the U.S., is looking for a highly motivated, values-driven, team player to join the Operations department. Working directly with the Director of Logistics and other internal and external resources, this position manages overall relationships with the suppliers as well as the demand planning requirements process (forecasting and inventory) and purchasing activities. Constantly seek to identify benefits and savings opportunities through vendor management by ensuring that best practice processes are continually improved and used across all aspects of the role. As part of the strategic Logistic team, you will lead purchasing and planning activities. Responsible for timely purchase of goods at a price and quality that satisfies the buying specification, production efficiencies and budget requirements. Achieving lean stock control through efficient planning and working with suppliers to achieve cost savings, improved lead times and other key deliverables. Decision making and strong collaboration with other members of the supply chain teams are paramount to achieving the company objectives. Minimum 4-5 years experience in logistics planning or vendor management required. Professional experience using automated purchasing systems required and strong PC skills, especially Excel skills required. For a more detailed position description, please visit our website at www.seventhgeneration.com. Interested applicants should submit resume and cover letter to: staffing@seventhgeneration.com.

Medical Office Scheduling Competitive Computing, Inc., located in Colchester, Vermont, seeks a Software Engineer to design, architect and maintain .NET applications to support clients’ eCommerce business requirements. The Software Engineer will create high quality ASP.NET web and eCommerce sites. Requirements include: a bachelor’s degree in CIS, CS, MIS or EE; 3 years experience in Software Programming, .NET Apps and eCommerce Development; Extensive software skills; Understanding of software development life cycle (SDLC); Clientside development skills in JavaScript; and skills in MS Commerce Server, SiteCore, Content Management Systems, Asynchronous JavaScript and XML (AJAX) or jQuery.

Seeking energetic detail-oriented, fulltime office assistant to perform scheduling, front-desk duties and other administrative tasks. Competitive salary/ benefits. Experience required. Please email cover letter and resume to jmetcalf@aosvt.com.

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LINE COOKS Submit cover letter and resume to swengineer@competitive.com or Human Resources, Competitive Computing, Inc. 354 Mountain View Drive, Suite 400 Colchester, VT 05446-5923.

Harrison's Restaurant in Stowe is looking to add experienced line cooks to our growing business. We are seeking full-time year-round candidates with experience 5v-SeventhGen-041410.indd 1 4/12/10 10:20:15 5v-CompCompute-041410.indd AM 1 4/12/10 11:04:08 AM on saute, grill, and creating Shared Okay — so you’re already a really good specials for our local and Living Provider teacher. . . now may be the time to become a tourist clientele. Positions Opportunities will start immediately. different kind of “teacher”. Excellent wages and working The Developmental Disabilities Service Area of HowardCenter seeks enviroment. Please call exceptional people for these opportunities. To learn more, please contact The Principal – Always a Teacher! 802-253-7773 for interview Marisa Hamilton at 802-488-6571. or email resume to harrisons@pshift.com. 50-YEAR-OLD WOMAN who enjoys crafting, cooking, swimming, visiting with family and friends and attending church is looking for a home in the Greater Burlington area. She requires assistance with personal care and would do best in a home without children. Generous tax-free stipend, respite 2v-Harrisons-040710.indd budget and 20 weekday hours of support provided

40 Years of Experience in Competency-Based Professional Training A program for the talented, experienced, passionate educator who aspires to become a dynamic school leader (one who never forgets what it means to be a teacher).

Achieve Principal Licensure in 10 Months Accredited by NEASC, NH and VT. Individualized program with close professional support. Hands-on, in-depth experience in schools. Federal financial assistance available. Master’s degree options. No evening classes.

UVEI: Preparing Teachers and School Leaders to Meet the Challenges of 21st Century Learners www.uvei.org • 603 678-4888 • UVEI is an equal opportunity provider.

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KIND-HEARTED 28-YEAR-OLD MAN who enjoys starting his day with a good cup of coffee while watching the local and national news is looking for a home in rural Chittenden County. He enjoys tinkering with electronic equipment and engaging in lively conversations. Ideal candidate(s) is a single person or couple without kids in the home who would welcome him as an active member of the household. Clear communication and willingness to set and maintain accessible goals and boundaries required. Generous taxfree stipend, weekend respite budget, and on-the-job and community staff included.

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BREAD DELIVERY PERSON

We have a full-time position available at our bakery in Middlesex for someone who enjoys early mornings, working with the public, and driving around our beautiful state. Competitive wages, benefits (and bread perks!).

ENGAGING AND SPIRITUAL 29-YEAR-OLD MALE looking to share a home for 5-6 months with family in the St. Albans area. He is an adept conversationalist who enjoys social opportunities, developing friendships and fine dining. Ideal home is open and affirming, Internet wired, and pet friendly. Generous stipend and respite budget combined with 30 weekday hours of out-of-home support make this a professionally rewarding opportunity. HowardCenter is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Minorities, people of color and persons with disabilities encouraged to apply. EOE/TTY. We offer competitive pay and a comprehensive benefits package to qualified employees.

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with a minimum of 5 years experience in hard surface resilient sheet vinyl, linoleum and heat welding. Flash coving a plus, but not a must. Hand tools and reliable transportation required. Heat welding tools are provided. Must be able to travel throughout VT, Western NH, and Eastern NY. Send resume by fax to 802-878-8004 or email to Rlundborg@ futurefloorsinc.com.

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Armistead is adding CAREGIVERS to our team. Armistead offers home-based, nonmedical personal care and other support services for seniors. Armistead has part-time day, evening, night, weekend and live-in positions available. Armistead offers a flexible schedule. Caregivers must have a vehicle and be willing to work every other weekend. Visit us online, www.armisteadinc.com, to fill out an application or call Sara at 802-288-8117.

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Assistant Managers General Managers Burlington-area Friendly's Restaurants are seeking enthusiastic, positive individuals to join our leadership team. If you are an organized and experienced leader with a strong work ethic, then we have an opportunity for you!

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Interested candidates should come April 28, from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. to our management open house! On-the-spot interviews with Dynamic Friendly's Leaders with the opportunity for immediate hire pending a background check. EOE 1 Dorset Street, S. Burlington. Contact Karen at 802-879-1404 with any questions.

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AdministrAtive AssistAnt/PArAlegAl Law firm is seeking a person to fill the position of administrative assistant/paralegal. This person will work directly with attorneys and staff to prepare legal filings, including briefs, exhibits and other materials. Responsibilities will also include providing research support to attorneys, and preparing and organizing real estate closing documents. Must be proficient in all office procedures; very strong writing, research, communication, and computer skills are essential. We offer an excellent working environment, as well as competitive benefits and salary. Interested parties should email a cover letter and resume to: kmcclennan@shemsdunkiel.com.

Harnessing the power of wind and sun for your home or business.

Sales & Marketing Manager AllEarth Renewables, Inc. is a quickly growing, privately held corporation in Williston, VT. We develop, manufacture and sell wind turbines and solar systems for the residential, farm and municipality markets. AllEarth Renewables distinguishes itself through innovative product development and by selling complete turnkey systems, from permitting until the meter is spinning backwards, with customer satisfaction as the number one priority. We seek a Sales & Marketing Manager to report to our CEO and join our senior management team. We seek an energetic, successful, strategic individual to provide leadership and coordination of the company’s sales and marketing functions. This person will need to focus on strategic sales planning, sales growth, and customer service. The overall goal is to establish AllEarth Renewables as a leader in the residential renewable energy market. Responsibilities will include meeting the company’s stated sales quotas and financial goals, managing the sales and marketing staff, maintaining an awareness of the ever-changing marketplace and trends, as well as developing and implementing a comprehensive sales and marketing plan that focuses on using a “direct to dealer” model for market entry. A bachelor’s degree in sales, marketing, business or communications and at least 10 years experience in a senior-level sales/marketing position with extensive successful experience in developing new markets is required. More complete details on job duties can be found on our website. If this sounds like the opportunity you’ve been waiting for, then this is your opportunity to shine. Tell us about yourself. Why should we hire you? We want to hear your ideas, find out about your sales and marketing success stories, and share in your energy and enthusiasm. Please go to our website: www.allearthrenewables.com (which is currently under construction) and click on the link to “jobs”. You will find a more complete job description and instructions on submitting your resume and application. We value employees who share our passion to bring clean, renewable energy to homeowners that will help lessen our nation’s dependence on fossil fuels and reduce greenhouse gas emissions. In return, we offer competitive compensation, an outstanding benefits package, profit sharing, generously matched 401(k) plan, and a really great place to work!

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Leaps & Bounds is looking for motivated, flexible team players to join our growing childcare team at our Essex and Williston locations. Must have experience, education and a sense of humor! Pay based on education and experience. Contact Krista at 802-879-2021 or kristalacroix@yahoo.com.

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United Professions AFT Vermont is now hiring smart, motivated individuals who are willing to work hard for social justice. United Professions is a democratic labor Union. We use strategic campaigns and direct action to form unions, win better wages, a voice at work, and demand improvements for people in hospitals, higher education and early education. We are the fastest growing Union in Vermont. Our 3500 members are statewide and include Nurses and Professors, as well as a variety of other professionals. The majority of our members and staff are women. Our offices are located in Burlington and Montpelier, Vt. Union Organizers on the New Organizing team will help workers to develop and run campaigns to form a union at the workplace, often against significant opposition from management and corporate owners. These start as project staff positions for 6 months with the possibility of becoming long term. Responsibilities include: Identify and meet with health care workers through house visits, leafleting and phone calls. Train and support workers to organize a union drive and become leaders in the workplace; motivate workers to take action and challenge management opposition. Organize actions, rallies, contract negotiations and strikes. Qualifications: Demonstrated leadership skills at work, on campus or in the community; experience as a union or community organizer preferred; experience working in health care or higher education also a plus; ability to work with people from diverse backgrounds and cultures; bilingual skills in Bosnian, Vietnamese or Somali Bantu a plus; ability to work independently, solve problems, manage time and priorities; long and irregular hours are required; strong listening, speaking and writing communication skills; automobile and valid driver’s license.

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Real Estate Paralegal OPEN POSITION

SENIOR ENERGY CONSULTANT REqUIREmENTS: BS in mechanical or electrical engineering, environmental science, related field and/or CEm preferred. A minimum of 8 years analyzing energy use, identifying opportunities for energy improvements, and assisting customers. Supervisory experience is a plus. We are specifically looking for candidates with a high level of experience and expertise in one or more of the following areas: - Process Engineering - Refrigeration

Supports the Business Energy Services department to identify, advocate for, and advise on energy efficiency improvements in new construction and existing industrial, commercial and multifamily buildings. Participates in the development and delivery of market-based services to maximize energy efficiency initiatives in business markets. Visit www.veic.org/jobs to learn more about this position, our exceptional work environment and comprehensive benefits package.

Small Burlington law firm seeks an experienced paralegal with 2+ years experience in real estate transactions. Must be a self-starter with ability to work well with others. Desire to learn other areas of law a plus. Reply in confidence to: Clarke Demas & Baker, Attention: Bruce Baker, via email at bbaker@cdbesq.com, or via regular mail at P.O. Box 4484, Burlington, VT, 05406.

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Urban Ministry Seeks Candidates for part-time Program Co-Director: Founded in 1988, JUMP, the Joint Urban Ministry Project, is an interfaith direct service ministry with more than 25 supporting congregations. JUMP is conducting a search for an anticipated opening for a part-time Program CoDirector. The JUMP Program Co-Director is responsible for working with the JUMP staff and volunteer team in providing spiritual care, hospitality, direct assistance, advocacy and referrals for individuals and families. The Program Co-Director is also responsible for administrative duties and working with the JUMP Board. This position includes working two to three weekday mornings in direct service and a focus on grant writing and community relations. The position averages 20 to 25 hours per week.

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To request an information packet, please send your name, address, phone and email to Lynn Douglas, President, JUMP, 38 South Winooski Avenue, Burlington, VT 05401; or by email to jumpemployment2010@gmail. com. To apply for the position, please email or mail your resume and a cover letter to JUMP. Applications appreciated by May 3.

Compensation: Salary $35,000-$50,000 depending on experience; includes full family medical insurance, pension, and generous vacation benefits. Please email cover letter and résumé to mrussell@upvaft.org. No phone inquiries.

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ing all these standards?” Adler asks a few nights later over a beer. Adler founded Burgundy Thursdays in October 2009, following talks with Parima co-owner Daryl Campney. He had hoped to create a regular series centered on local and regional songwriters. But Adler was careful to steer clear of more traditional open mic or in-the-roundstyle settings. Instead, he says his goal is to offer “more of a show, a presentation.” Adler likes to book performers from a variety of genres and styles, people unlikely to appear together anywhere else in town. Local songwriters as stylistically divergent as neo-soul siren Myra Flynn, cosmo-rural crooner Brett Hughes, rocker Steph Pappas and folk guru Rik Palieri, among many others, have either played Burgundy Thursdays or are scheduled for upcoming shows. The mashup of talent and styles gives the evening a loose, anything-goes feel. On the harmonica–guy night, Power’s backing band of students occasionally misses changes. Bly stops a song more than once, and even tries playing one riff several times, adamant that she could remember how it starts. Somehow, it all works. “I love that you can really play anything,” deLaurentis says via email. “Covers, originals, whatever.” “It’s definitely the kind of thing that I’ve always really wanted to find — not necessarily ever thought about cultivating or curating,” Adler says. “For me, it feels less like a booking job than just planning a party every week.” While Adler’s booking approach

makes Burgundy Thursdays a casual, who’s-who-in-Burlington get-together, there is a silent partner, equally important to the evening’s relaxed atmosphere: the room itself. Parima’s Acoustic Lounge, aka the Frank Lloyd Wright Room, is a long, rectangular space set apart, and a few steps down, from the bustle of the main restaurant. Mirrors line each long wall and red cloth banners hang from the ceiling. There’s a smattering of tables, chairs and deep couches, and a small stage and baby grand piano at the far end. “I typically end my emails with ‘BYOO’ — Bring Your Own Opium,” jokes Aaron Flinn, a veteran of both the Acoustic Lounge and Burgundy Thursdays. The local songwriter was part of a special Burgundy Thursdays band last December that featured Adler and mandolinist Eric Segalstad and covered Bruce Springsteen’s album Nebraska. At a more recent edition of BT, the same band covered Warren Zevon’s Excitable Boy. Jokes aside, the room’s decorative style could easily be defined as “opiumden chic.” It’s the perfect spot to order a Catch Burgundy Thursdays with Joe Adler at the Parima Acoustic Lounge weekly at 9 p.m. Free.


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glass of wine, sink into a plush couch, and let the night unfold. Adler says the Lounge feels “like you’re in a living room.” And he agrees that it’s a big influence on the Burgundy Thursdays vibe. “That’s what I get from the artists who play,” he says. “It’s so nice to have a listening room where people can come and listen to the songs and not be drowned out by a bar or noise in the background. You’ve got a room where people can sit down, and if they want to go have a chat, there’s a bar outside, behind a closed door.” Joshua Panda, who has played both the bigger room with his electric band and the Acoustic Lounge for Burgundy Thursdays, agrees. “I think Burgundy Thursdays offer Burlington a relaxed environment where, as in my case, you can drop in and see the sweaty, wailing, shaking front man of the Joshua Panda Band singing his softer and more livingroom-friendly songs.” Adler says attendance has ranged from “sparse” to standing room only; most nights the room is “about halfpacked.” “We played in front of a standingroom-only crowd,” says Segalstad of the Nebraska performance. “People literally sat on the mic cables in front of the stage.’” On another recent Thursday, a lineup including Justin Levinson and Myra Flynn played to a fluctuating crowd. At one point there were about 10 people, and the room was comfortably full an hour later. Flynn sat down at the piano to the largest audience of the night. The room bubbled with conversation, as folks enjoyed their drinks and friends. The moment she started singing, however, extraneous noises came to a halt. Flynn is a commanding performer who can stop conversations mid-syllable. If only her powers extended to stifling electronics. A song or two later, a loud, garish cellphone ring cut through the room. Gamely, Flynn played on … as the guy with the phone answered the call in the back of the room. Over Facebook the next morning, Adler pointed out that the guy could have taken two steps and been outside the door. But then, he added, “On a more positive note, nice hanging out last night, fun show!” We then considered the merits of his medley combining The Who’s “See Me, Feel Me” and Britney Spears’ “Toxic.” Did it work? Of course. Because that’s how Burgundy Thursdays roll.m

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Dirty little secret time. I Hate — capital “H” — compiling music listings every week. Hate it. It is pure tedium and an utterly thankless task. Oh, sure, make the occasional goof and I’ll have three emails, a voicemail and a brick through my window about it by Thursday morning. But does anyone ever write in to say, “Hey, really enjoyed that open mic listing at Radio Bean this week”? Not even once. In three years. Sigh… Where was I? Ah, yes. Bitching. The thing is, music listings are a necessary evil. In fact, it’s the most important part of my job as “that guy from Seven Days.” Music listings pretty much form the foundation for my entire section of 7D. By compiling them, I get a comprehensive overview of what is happening every week in a way most people don’t. I then distill that information into easily digestible pieces, to spare you the soul-crushing boredom of combing through each and every freakin’ listing looking for something cool, until your eyeballs glaze and you brain explodes and… Where was I? Oh, right. Distilling. Typically, I try and spread the love around as best I can and cherry-pick bits from various venues around the state. It doesn’t always work out that way. But that’s the goal. Except this week. This week, I’m suggesting you be one place and one place only, all week: The Monkey House. [Note to other advertising venues: Just kidding!] Every night they have the coolest show going. Period. Don’t believe me? Check it out, in pandering USA Today snippet style (for brevity’s sake … mostly):

WIC: Features psuedo-local pop favorites Syd and Zac Clarke, who are based in Somerville, Mass. And what is the best breakfast joint in Somerville called? Sound Bites. No kidding. RIYL: Joe Jackson, early Elvis Costello, really good songs about girls.

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MSR Presents The Tallest Man on Earth, Nurses. Why It’s Cool: See the spotlight on page 47. Also, MSR Presents rules. Recommended If You Like: The Freewheelin’ Bob Dylan, Akron/Family, Ikea.

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open mic, only instead of an acoustic guitar and sappy-ass love songs, you bring your favorite stack of wax — sorry, kids, no Serato allowed — and spin it on the wheels of steel. Much like Nagle spins a wide variety of music as his alter-ego DJ Disco Phantom — from hip-hop to house to indie rock and beyond — eclecticism is encouraged. The next installment is this Saturday. Speaking of Disco Phantom, dude was just added to this Thursday’s show at the Higher Ground Showcase Lounge with heady alt-jazz outfits Telepath and the AS-IS Ensemble. Oh, he’ll also spin between sets at the Morning Benders gig … ahem. If you still haven’t said your goodbyes to Gabrielle and Burette Douglas of The Cush, you have but one opportunity left: This Sunday at Radio Bean, Gabby’s allgrrrl side project The Dwellers celebrate the release of their new album. And then, that’s it. They’re gone. Finis. Got it? This just in: Longtime local bar band Dan Parks and the Blame shall henceforth be known only as The Blame. That is all. Vultures of Cult have just released their long-awaited stoner rock opera Cold Hum — that’s right, stoner rock opera. As of this writing, I’m only about one listen in. But once is all I need to know that it friggin’ rocks. Hard. And I’m not even a stoner … as far as you know. Download it for free, and read the harrowing tale surrounding the album’s ill-fated recording sessions, at vulturesofcult. bandcamp.com. I’m the first to admit that I don’t write much about reggae in these pages unless it involves making fun of Reggae Fest being cancelled, and then not being cancelled, and then being cancelled again and then … where was I? Oh, right, not making fun of Reggae Fest. Anyway, Nectar’s has back-to-back weekends of

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Flood in the Fizzy Factory, A Song for the Troops (SELF-RELEASED, CD)

If you happen to listen to A Song for the Troops from Burlington’s Flood in the Fizzy Factory, here are some things you may wonder about. One: What the hell is a fizzy factory? Two: What would happen if Joe Strummer, Devo and Zamphir collaborated? Three: Um … no, really. What the hell is a fizzy factory? For now, let’s stick with the answerable. Flood in the Fizzy Factory is a quartet composed of bassist Howard Ring, drummer Bob Greenlese, keyboardist Jim White and guitarist/ringleader Dave Kleh. Troops is the band’s second release, following their selftitled 2008 debut. However, it’s their first effort in the current configuration. Gone is “Sherman,” the drum machine whose robotic chops largely (and suspectly) defined their initial attempt. As fond as original members White and Kleh undoubtedly were of Sherm’s work, Greenlese’s flesh-and-blood rhythms are a notable improvement, adding a welcome human quality to FFF’s bizarro New Wave stylings. Led by Kleh, FFF present a ragged

but oddly endearing take on the genre. A real estate agent by day, Kleh makes a surprisingly compelling front man, delivering somewhat rudimentary and (intentionally?) obtuse musings in the casually dry tone one might expect from, well, a real estate agent. But it works for the most part. FFF bear a clear affinity for the Talking Heads and front man David Byrne. We know this because Kleh spells it out on the record’s second track, “Eniac.” Over a bubbling electronic harpsichord line, he sings in a barely melodic near-monotone, “David Byrne, we need you, man, / Please stop making sense again. / Donald Fagen, please come back / we’re sick of hearing all this crap.” Especially as indie rock increasingly turns toward 1980s New Wave for inspiration, Kleh’s clever apathy, and FFF’s general lo-fi bent, would likely go a long way with the hipster set. How’s that for irony? Realtor chic, anyone? The title track owes a debt to the electropunk dub of London Calling-era Clash. Curiously, Kleh’s vocals are set deep in the mix, while the primary melodic work is set forth by what sounds like an electronic pan flute. Consider question two from the opening paragraph answered. “Embers” starts strong but falls victim to uncomfortable earnestness from Kleh. Unfortunately, what begins as a relatively straightforward rocker devolves into limp psychedelia, highlighted (lowlighted?) by a poorly executed vocal call and response at the finale. “Obscure” is an electro-fueled rant against hipness that might be so uncool, it’s actually kinda hip. See “irony” above. Though the quickie impromptu jam “Martian Sailor Song” technically closes the album, “In the Days to Come” is really its last song. The seven-minute epic is alternately goofy, strangely poetic and charmingly geeky. In other words, it is Flood in the Fizzy Factory in microcosm. FFF play the indoor farmers market at Burlington’s Memorial Auditorium this Saturday, April 17. DAN BOLLES

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Nectar’s: Rise Up! featuring Ras Iba, Yahkali, Amandla, Tuff Lion, Ras Humble, DJ Reverence, DJ Briandeye (reggae), 9 p.m., $5.

Langdon Street Café: Tik Tok (old-time), 9 p.m., Donations.

Nightcrawlers: Smokin’ Gun (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

Banana Winds Café & Pub: Karaoke, 8 p.m., Free.

On Tap: The Boomflowers (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

Bluebird Tavern: Ragged Glory (Neil Young tribute), 9 p.m., Free.

Radio Bean: Less Digital, More Manual: Record Club, 3 p.m., Free. Brett Hughes (cosmo-rural), 6 p.m., Free. Joe Adler (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., Free. Coolie Pool, Secret Heliotropes (rock), 9 p.m., Free. The Primals (rock), 11:30 p.m., Free.

Club Metronome: Retronome (’80s dance party), 10 p.m., $5. Franny O’s: Balance DJ & Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free. Green Room: Envy with DJ Pat Allard (house), 10 p.m., Free. Higher Ground Ballroom: Soulive, Nigel Hall (funk), 8:30 p.m., $15/17. AA. Higher Ground Showcase Lounge: Third Saturday Dance Party with DJ Alan Perry (house), 8:30 p.m., $5/10. AA. JP’s Pub: Dave Harrison’s Starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free. The Living Room: Elizabeth von Trapp (folk), 7:30 p.m., $10.

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The Monkey House: Township, Brave the Vertigo, Brothers Through Glass, Kairos (rock), 8 p.m., $5.

Manhattan Pizza and Pub: Torpedo Rodeo (surf-punk), 10 p.m., Free. Marriott Harbor Lounge: The Trio featuring Paul Cassarino, Tracie Cassarino & Jeff Wheel (acoustic), 8 p.m., Free.

Rasputin’s: Nastee (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. Red Square: DJ Raul (salsa), 5 p.m., Free. Clayton Sabine & the Blackout Lottery (funk), 9 p.m., $3. DJ A-Dog (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $3. Red Square Blue Room: DJ Stavros (house), 10 p.m., $3. Rí Rá Irish Pub: The Book ‘em Blues Band (blues), 10 p.m., Free. The Skinny Pancake: Osage Orange (indie folk), 9 p.m., $5 donation.

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Black Door Bar & Bistro: Okbari (TurkishArmenian folk), 9:30 p.m., $5. Charlie O’s: Philadelphia Slick (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. Green Mountain Tavern: Pleasure Dome (rock),

Gusto’s: Jam on Toast (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

The Reservoir Restaurant & Tap Room: John Lackard Duo (blues), 9 p.m., Free.

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51 Main: The Michele Fay Band (folk), 8:30 p.m., Free. City Limits: Dance Party with DJ Earl (DJ), 9 p.m., Free. Two Brothers Tavern: Happy Hour with Trinity (Irish), 4 p.m., Free. DJ Jam Man (Top 40), 10 p.m., Free.

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Bee’s Knees: Laslo Cameo (electric roots), 7:30 p.m., Donations. The Hub Pizzeria & Pub: Blind Dog Sound System (reggae), 9 p.m., Free. Matterhorn: The Dropouts (rockabilly), 9 p.m., $5.

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Monopole: Rock Against Rape with Josh Cramoy Band, Eat Sleep Funk, Shameless Strangers, Filming Ohio, Flip the Bus (rock), 5 p.m., Free.

Olive Ridley’s: Groove Junkies (funk), 10 p.m., Free. Tabu Café and Nightclub: All Night Dance Party with DJ Toxic (DJ), 5 p.m., Free.

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1/2 Lounge: Funhouse with DJs Rob Douglas, Moonflower & Friends (house), 7 p.m., Free. 242 Main: Tombs, Phantom Glue, Split Nerve, Painted Manes (metal), 7 p.m., $7. AA. Higher Ground Ballroom: Leo Kottke (acoustic), 8 p.m., $25/27. AA. The Monkey House: The Midnight Society (pop), 9 p.m., $5/10. 18+. Monty’s Old Brick Tavern: George Voland JAZZ: with Chris Peterman, Dan Skea and Jeremy Hill, 4 p.m., Free. Nectar’s: Mi Yard Reggae Night with Big Dog & Demus, 9 p.m., Free. Radio Bean: The Dwellers CD release (rock), 8:45 p.m., Free. Music for Dead Birds (acousmatic), 10:15 p.m., Free. Rí Rá Irish Pub: Trinity (Irish), 5 p.m., Free. sun.18

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Bee’s Knees: Tiffany Pfeiffer & the Discarnate Band (neo-soul), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

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1/2 LOunge: Heal-In Sessions with Reverence (reggae), 10 p.m., Free. CLuB MetrOnOMe: Open Mic Night with Mikey P of Elephantbear, 9 p.m., Free. HigHer grOund sHOwCase LOunge: Los Campesinos!, Cymbals Eat Guitars (indie-pop), 8:30 p.m., $15. AA. tHe MOnKey HOuse: Thao with The Get Down Stay Down, Whales and Wolves (indie folk), 9 p.m., $10. 18+. neCtar’s: The Electric Reason, Am the Edd, Marsupials (rock), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

gOOd tiMes Café: Eric Taylor (singer-songwriter), 8:30 p.m., $15. twO BrOtHers tavern: Monster Hits Karaoke, 9 p.m. Free.

northern

Bee’s Knees: Eames Brothers Band (mountain blues), 7:30 p.m., Free. tHe HuB Pizzeria & PuB: Po’ Jazz (poetry, jazz), 8 p.m., Free. MatterHOrn: Toast Head (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

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1/2 LOunge: Sirenix: Queen City Songwriter Series with Aya Inoue (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., Free. 242 Main: Adai, Burrows, Constructs (experimental), 7 p.m., $7. AA.

PariMa Main stage: Jazzed Up Mondays (jazz), 7 p.m., Free (18+).

CLuB MetrOnOMe: True School Wednesday with Nastee & DJ A-Dog, (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. “Latin Carnival” United College Club 10 Year Anniversary with DJ Raul (salsa), 9 p.m., $5. 18+.

radiO Bean: Open Mic, 8 p.m., Free.

franny O’s: Karaoke, 9:30 p.m., Free.

red square: Hype ‘Em (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free.

HigHer grOund BaLLrOOM: Bassnectar, DJ Vadim (electronic), 9 p.m., $17/20. AA.

rOzzi’s LaKesHOre tavern: Trivia Night, 8 p.m., Free. ruBen JaMes: Why Not Monday? with Dakota (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

central

HigHer grOund sHOwCase LOunge: Kaki King, An Horse (rock), 7:30 p.m., $13/15. AA. Leunig’s BistrO & Café: Paul Asbell & Clyde Stats (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.

LangdOn street Café: Open Mic, 7 p.m., Free.

Lift: DJs P-Wyld & Jazzy Janet (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

sLide BrOOK LOdge & tavern: The Down Motif (blues-rock), 9 p.m., Free.

ManHattan Pizza & PuB: Open Mic with Andy Lugo, 10 p.m., Free.

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CLuB MetrOnOMe: Bass Culture with DJs Jahson & Nickel B (electronica), 9 p.m., Free. HigHer grOund BaLLrOOM: Karl Denson’s Tuny Universe, Dave Grippo Quartet (funk), 8:30 p.m., $15/17. AA. Leunig’s BistrO & Café: Dan Silverman (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. tHe MOnKey HOuse: Heavy Trash, Barbacoa (rockabilly, surf noir), 8p.m., $10. 18+. MOnty’s OLd BriCK tavern: Open Mic Night, 6 p.m., Free. neCtar’s: Funkwagon (funk), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. PariMa aCOustiC LOunge: Poe Jam with Dug Nap (poetry), 9 p.m., $1.

red square: Upsetta International with Super K (reggae), 8 p.m., Free.

central

CHarLie O’s: Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free.

Main street griLL and Bar: Mark LeGrand (country), 7 p.m., Free. sLide BrOOK LOdge & tavern: Tattoo Tuesdays with Andrea (jam), 5 p.m., Free.

champlain valley

red square: Close to Nowhere (rock), 8 p.m., Free. DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free. Close to Nowhere (rock), 11 p.m., Free.

central

CHarLie O’s: Mark LeGrand (country), 10 p.m., Free. green MOuntain tavern: Open Mic with John Lackard, 9 p.m., Free. LangdOn street Café: Summit School Showcase: The House Carpenters (old-time), 8 p.m., Donations. sLide BrOOK LOdge & tavern: Open Jam, 9 p.m., Free.

champlain valley

51 Main: Michael Gadomski (indie), 8 p.m., Free. City LiMits: Karaoke with Balance Entertainment, 9 p.m., Free. gOOd tiMes Café: Eric Taylor (singer-songwriter), 8:30 p.m., $15. twO BrOtHers tavern: Open Mic Night, 9 p.m., Free.

northern

Bee’s Knees: Alan Greenleaf & the Doctor (folk), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

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LangdOn street Café: MaryAnne Marino (Celtic), 8 p.m., Donations. Dobbs Duo (acoustic), 9 p.m., Donations.

radiO Bean: Ensemble V (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free. Irish Sessions, 9 p.m., Free.

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radiO Bean: The Stephen Callahan Trio (jazz), 6 p.m., Free. Something With Strings (bluegrass), 8:15 p.m., Free. Honky Tonk Sessions (honky-tonk), 10 p.m., $3.

tHe MOnKey HOuse: Familiar Strangers (blues), 9 p.m., Free.

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Lift: Karaoke … with a Twist, 9 p.m., Free.

MigueL’s On Main: Dawna Hammers (bossa & blues), 7 p.m., Free.

tHe sHed restaurant and Brewery: Eames Brothers Band (mountain blues), 8 p.m., Free.

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Magnetic Resonance Like many great guitarists, Leo Kottke and Jerry Douglas may be less famous than the vocalists they’ve worked with. Finger-picking master Kottke played and sang on two albums with Phish’s Mike Gordon, while Douglas, widely acclaimed for his work on the Dobro resonator guitar, will be touring this summer with Alison Krauss and Elvis Costello. But this Friday in New Hampshire, the two lords of the strings collaborate with each other — for just the second time. Douglas has contributed his signature acoustic sounds to the albums of artists including Emmylou Harris, T-Bone Burnett, Phish, Béla Fleck, Paul Simon and Dolly Parton — and he’s picked up 12 Grammys along the way. Show producer Dave McLaughlin says Douglas is making a local stop primarily “because he’s interested in playing with Leo.” Expect the two to play solo sets, then a tandem one that generates heat — no electricity required.

LEO KOTTKE & JERRY DOUGLAS Friday, April 16, 8 p.m., at Lebanon Opera House in Lebanon, N.H. $41. Info, 978-462-9630. www.lebanonoperahouse.org

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legant, ectomorphic and intense, Malian singer-songwriter Rokia Traoré is the sort of performer who’ll have you convinced you know what she’s singing about even if you don’t understand a word of her native Bamana. While her music has always drawn from West African traditions, Traoré is a classic cosmopolitan: A diplomat’s daughter, she lived in the U.S. and Middle East in her youth and played in a hip-hop band while studying in Brussels. Since her breakthrough in 1997, the singer — who, unusually for a woman in the African tradition, accompanies herself on acoustic guitar — has made four albums and collaborated with Peter Gabriel and the Kronos Quartet. Traoré brings her strikingly intimate, ever-evolving sounds to the Hop on Tax Day, then to the Flynn on Sunday.

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ROKIA TRAORÉ Thursday, April 15, 7 p.m., at Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College in Hanover, N.H. $30, $14 for 18 & under, $10 for Dartmouth students. Info, 603-646-2422. hop.dartmouth.edu Sunday, April 18, 7 p.m., at Flynn MainStage in Burlington. $20-38. Info, 802-863-5966. flynntix.org

SONGWRITING WORKSHOP WITH ROKIA TRAORÉ Thursday, April 15, 4 p.m., at the Faculty Lounge, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College in Hanover, N.H. Free. Info, 603-646-2010. hop. dartmouth.edu

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Pretty Poison “My only love, sprung from my only hate!” That’s the kind of romantic angst any teenager, or anyone who’s been one, can appreciate. But with its ferocious wordplay and resonant theme of a city torn by feuding factions, Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet gives mature minds plenty to chew on, too. No wonder it’s inspired so many modern interpretations. This one, a collaboration of New York’s Guthrie Theater and the Acting Company, has a Roaring ’20s look and an antic tone — it’s all fun and games until the swords come out. Reviewers of past performances single out William Sturdevant as Romeo’s bud Mercutio for praise; Tad Simons of Mpls.St.Paul Magazine says he “kicks into a weird sort of acting hyper-drive where he’s channeling Robin Williams, Eddie Murphy and Chris Rock all at once.” Come for the romance, stay for the bromance — and see why the New York Times calls the production “unleashed and intense.”

ROMEO AND JULIET’ Friday, April 16, 8 p.m., at Flynn MainStage in Burlington. $24-38. Info, 863-5966. flynntix.org

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ROTARY CLUB OF ESSEX: Rotarians help build goodwill as they organize service goals at weekly social meetings. Nonmembers are welcome to attend. The Essex, Essex, 12:10-1:30 p.m. $15 for members; free to drop in. Info, 233-3612. SKATE PARK DESIGN MEETING: Municipal government reps explain how to get involved in planning and designing a new waterfront mecca for skater boys and girls. Community Room, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7248.

‘PREPARING FOR THE SAT’: Got your Number 2 pencils and graphing calculator? High schoolers learn how to deal with the test’s structure, scoring and strategies. VSAC Building, Winooski, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 800642-3177.

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‘BONE BUILDERS’: Folks bulk up their bone and muscle strength through guided exercises. Senior Citizens’ Center, Brandon, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 247-3121. ‘KEEP THAT SPRING IN YOUR SPINE!’: Rolfer Robert Rex combines Kundalini yoga and Rolf Movement Integration to show folks how to keep their vertebrae happy. Healthy Living, South Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2569. ‘LUNCH & LEARN’ SERIES: Don’t just whistle while you work; stretch! Barbara Liberty of Fletcher Allen Health Care shares easy in-office movements to keep you limber. O’Brien Community Center, Winooski, noon - 1 p.m. Free; lunch is included. Info, 655-1392, ext. 10. ‘WELLNESS & EXERCISE AFTER CANCER TREATMENT’: Folks undergoing medical care learn if they’re ready for physical activity. Timberlane Physical Therapy, South Burlington, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 864-3785.

kids

AFTER-SCHOOL TUTORING: First through sixth graders get a helping hand from college students on reading, math and science homework. Call for a time slot. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. WED.14

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Saturday, April 17, 5-8:30 p.m. Preregister to attend kabuki workshop, 1-3 p.m. Both at Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine Street in Burlington. Suggested donation $5 for culture night, $15 for workshop. Info, 951-8900 for culture night; 775-830-2616 for workshop. aikidovt.org

LAMOILLE VALLEY YEAR-ROUND FARMERS ARTISAN MARKET: Farmers and food producers fill Vermonters’ totes with local and organic dining options, including eggs, cider, seeds and cow cheeses. River Arts Center, Morrisville, 3-7 p.m. Free. Info, 888-1261, FAMmanager@gmail.com.

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ABRAHAM-HICKS STUDY GROUP: Believers in the law of attraction investigate, through discussion and group exercises, how your thoughts affect your life. Unity Church of Vermont, Essex Junction, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 383-8429. BINGO: Luck comes into play as folks wait for five in a row. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3585. ‘DEEPENING OUR SPIRITUALITY’: Folks focus on faith in the context of community, worship, music and more in this monthly discussion group. All Souls Interfaith Gathering, Shelburne, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 985-3819. EMBROIDERERS’ GUILD MEETING: Needle workers check out the sewing projects of their peers, and get a little stitching done of their own. Pines Senior Living Community, South Burlington, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 879-0198. ITALIAN CONVERSATION GROUP: Parla Italiano? A native speaker leads a language practice for all ages and abilities. Room 101, St. Edmund’s Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 899-3869. KNIT NIGHT: Crafty needle workers (crocheters, too) share their talents and company as they give yarn a makeover. Phoenix Books, Essex, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111. ‘LUNCH & LEARN’: Instructor Anita Nadeau introduces flora lovers to the largest family of flowering plants: the orchid family. Gardener’s Supply, Williston, noon - 12:45 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. RUSSIAN-ENGLISH EXCHANGE: Practitioners of the most widely spoken Slavic language expand their vocabulary. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 5:306:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211.

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Thanks to anime, manga, video games and Hello Kitty tchotchkes, American kids today may think they know Japanese culture like their own. But this Saturday, locals have a chance to sample an older and less familiar tradition of the island nation: kabuki drama, which dates back to the 17th century. That afternoon, Toyosaburo Hanayagi, a dance artist who appeared in Julie Taymor’s kabuki-inspired film version of the Greek tragedy Oedipus Rex,, leads a workshop for preregistered students. In the evening, the JapanAmerica Society of Vermont, TOYO and Aikido of Champlain Valley host a celebration featuring demonstrations of aikido, karate and ju-jitsu; music and kabuki performances; traditional flower arrangements; and food. The proceeds benefit Aikido of Champlain Valley’s Samurai Youth Program, which teaches kids peaceful solutions to everyday conflict — a reminder that there’s more to martial arts than high kicks.

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‘THE BASICS OF MAKING BOOKS’: Writers turn their manuscripts into hand-bound, limited-edition tomes with the help of instructor Martha Penzer. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

2010 OSCAR SHORT FILMS: Acclaimed live action and animated shorts make their way to the local cinema at last. Cinema 2, Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 1:30 p.m., 4:30 p.m., 7 p.m. $4-7. Info, 748-2600. ‘FRENZY’: In the same spine-tingling, serial-killer vein as Psycho, Hitchcock’s London thriller puts a sly detective on the trail to justice. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576. ‘ME AND ORSON WELLES’: Zac Efron stars in Richard Linklater’s 2009 period drama, in which a high schooler serendipitously lands a role in the American director’s production of Julius Caesar. Cinema 1, Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 1:30 p.m., 4:30 p.m., 7 p.m. $4-7. Info, 748-2600.

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Babytime: Crawling tots and their parents group up with comrades for playtime and sharing. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 876-7147. ‘Fourth & Fifth Graders Read’: Youth don reading glasses for a discussion of their favorite lit genres in this open fiction group. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4:15-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. Knitting Club: Little ones in third through sixth grades loop soft hats to be sent to the hospital for premature babies. Preregister. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3-4 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. ‘Moving & Grooving With Christine’: Young ones jam out to rock ‘n’ roll and world-beat tunes. Recommended for ages 2 to 5, but all are welcome. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. ‘Peter the Music Man’: Educator Peter Alsen lets preschoolers try out various instruments at a fun intro to music theory. Colchester Meeting House, 12:30-1 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. Preschool Storytime: Tots ages 3 to 5 read picture books, play with puppets and do math activities. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. ‘Returning Red-Wings’: Kids ages 3 to 5 put their eyes to the sky to catch sight of this vibrant blackbird. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 10-11:30 a.m. $5. Info, 229-6206. ‘Teens Read’: Middle schoolers chat about the books that keep them flipping page after page. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 5-5:45 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

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Student Performance Recital: Growing musicians produce genres from classical to jazz on their various instruments. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040. Takács Quartet: Violinist Lina Bahn of the Corigliano Quartet lends her string skills to the acclaimed group’s Haydn, Psathas and Beethoven renditions. Concert Hall, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury, 7:30 p.m. $6-24. Info, 443-3168.

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Alao Kung Fu: Martial arts students focus on the form and technique of the hung gar style through vigorous conditioning workouts. Fair Haven Fitness, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $6. Info, 265-3470.

talks

Anthony Grudin: An assistant professor of art and art history muses on “The Critical Reception of Andy Warhol.” Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 12:15 p.m. Regular admission, $3-5. Info, 656-2090. Dr. Lea Williams: A professor in the English department describes how injured French soldiers were portrayed in World War I in “Wounded Faces.” Museum Rotunda, Sullivan Museum & History Center, Norwich University, Northfield, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 485-2379. Kim Ives & Roger Leduc: Two Haiti Liberté journalists explore the country’s natural and unnatural disasters. Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 203-217-9177. Physics Colloquium: Listeners wise up on “Controlling Spin and Magnetism in Quantum Dots” in a lecture by SUNY Buffalo speaker Rafael Oszwaldowski. Jost Foundation Room, Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 656-2644. Sue Morse: A nature photographer and founder of Keeping Track debunks myths about whitetailed deer, elk and moose in a slide-show lecture. Cafeteria, Camel’s Hump Middle School, Richmond, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-3036.

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‘Ameriville’: Poetry, songs and movement collide in a post-Katrina examination of the nation, presented by Bronx-based troupe Universes. Moore Theater, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $26. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘Greater Tuna’: Two men create the entire population of Tuna, Texas, by playing 19 hilarious

characters in a show by Northern Stage. Briggs Opera House, White River Junction, 7:30 p.m. $2558. Info, 296-7000. ‘Jesus Christ Superstar’: The Theatre Arts and Music Departments at Castleton State College present Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber’s rock opera, which charts the last days of Jesus’ life. Casella Theater, Castleton State College, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 468-1119. Met Live in HD: Palace 9: Simon Keenlyside stars in the high-def broadcast of the Metropolitan Opera’s production of Ambroise Thomas’ dark opera Hamlet. Palace Cinema 9, South Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $20-24. Info, 660-9300.

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‘A Walk Down Memory Lane’: Seniors time travel in a group discussion of the Great Depression era. Lincoln Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 453-2665. Chessie Stevenson: A Jungian analyst illuminates the significance of Carl Jung’s The Red Book, a manuscript penned and illustrated in the early 1900s but only published last year. KelloggHubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. Dr. Richard Johnson III: The UVM associate professor introduces his book, Women of Color: Taking Their Rightful Place in Leadership. Cardinal Lounge, Angell College Center, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 4-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 518-564-3095. Heidi Durrow: The author discusses The Girl Who Fell From the Sky, her debut novel about a young biracial woman in 1980s Chicago. Norwich Book Store, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 649-1114. Poetry Discussion Group: VPR jazz host George Thomas guides a literary foray into works by Louise Glück and Hayden Carruth. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403. Poetry Reading: Peggy Sapphire and Martha Zweig read aloud from original works, including their respective books In the End a Circle and Monkey Lightning. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581, jaquithpubli clibrary@hotmail.com. ‘Prophetic Odyssey’: What happened after Moses died? A study group peruses the prophetic writings to quench its thirst for knowledge. Temple Sinai, 11:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-5125. ‘The Writing Life’: Community wordsmiths read their own work — be it prose, poetry or essays — aloud over light refreshments. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 7-9 p.m. Free; sign up in advance to read. Info, 748-8291.

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Origami Class: Don Shall of Paperworks shows paper folders how to fashion colorful figurines. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 658-3585.

business

Vermont Venture Network: Networkers dig into a continental breakfast as Ben Kaufman, founder and CEO of Quirky, Inc., talks about being a social-product entrepreneur at 23. Hilton Hotel, Burlington, 8 a.m. $15 for nonmembers. Info, 658-7830.

community

CCTA Public Hearing: Those who catch rides on public transportation put in their two cents about a new proposal for revised Burlington-to-Williston service. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 864-2282, ext. 47.

education

School Open House: Spend the morning learning about the EarthWalk Village School’s nature-based mentoring programs for kids ages 7 to 16. Call for meeting spot. Goddard College, Plainfield, 9 a.m. noon. Free. Info, 454-8500. ‘Windows on Waldorf’: Adults catch up on student curriculum and take a look at class projects.

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Community Compost Extravaganza: Food recyclers trade tips for transforming waste to soil over hors d’oeuvres and drinks. Magnolia Breakfast & Lunch Bistro, Burlington, 6-9 p.m. $5-10 donation. Info, 388-0626. ‘Days of Remembrance’: A Holocaust commemoration features piano and sax performances, and words by college faculty and community members. Krinovitz Recital Hall, Hawkins Hall, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 4 p.m. Free. Info, 518-564-3095. ‘Dismantling Rape Culture’ Conference: Participants pinpoint aspects of society that perpetuate forced sexual intercourse and figure out how to overturn them. Grand Maple Ballroom, Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 8 a.m. - 6 p.m. Free. Info, 656-2925. International Talent & Fashion Show: Students display apparel from cultures around the world, and pull off traditional African and Irish dancing, jazz music and more. Auditorium. Burlington High School, 7-9 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 310-3405. Knitting Circle: Needle wielders master the craft and share patterns. Senior Citizens’ Center, Brandon, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 247-3121. Mt. Mansfield Scale Modelers: Hobbyists break out the superglue and sweat the small stuff at a miniature-construction skill swap. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0765. Spanish-English Conversation Group: ¿Qué pasa? Learn more about fellow Spanish speakers at this group foreign-tongue foray. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 5-6 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. Tax Assistance: Tax counselors straighten up financial affairs for low- and middle-income taxpayers. Kolvoord Room, Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 9 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 878-6955. ‘You Can Change Your Brain’: This drop-in course examines simple strategies for tapping into our intellectual, experiential and spiritual realms for positive change. Unity Church of Vermont, Essex Junction, 7-8:30 p.m. $10. Info, 876-7696.

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2010 Oscar Short Films: See WED.14, 7 p.m. ‘Me and Orson Welles’: See WED.14, 7 p.m. Movie Night: A surf-style eatery queues up a wind-and-water-themed flick weekly. The Spot, Burlington, 7:30-9 p.m. Free. Info, 540-1778. ‘Starman’: An unlikely romance develops between a widow and an alien who takes the form of her dead husband’s body in John Carpenter’s 1984 drama starring Jeff Bridges. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576.

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‘Tax Relief Spaghetti Dinner’: Folks send off their 1040s and celebrate with pasta, meatballs and more to benefit the local Destination ImagiNation team, a kids’ creative-problem-solving program. Grand Isle School, 5-7 p.m. $8 for adults; $5 for kids under 10. Info, 372-5721.

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Spring Wellness Fair: Businesses and nonprofits educate passersby on healing and therapeutic services through displays, demos and presentations. Withey Hall lobby, Green Mountain College, Poultney, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 287-8926.

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After-School Tutoring: See WED.14, 3 p.m. Dads & Kids Playgroup: Youngsters up to age 5 and their male grown-ups connect over a complimentary dinner and group playtime. Family Center

of Washington County, Montpelier, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 262-3292, ext. 115, fcwcdads@yahoo.com. Music with Peter: Preschoolers up to age 5 bust out song and dance moves. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. Preschool Storytime: Tots ages 3 to 5 bury their noses in books with read-aloud tales, rhymes, songs and crafts. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. Teen Video Games: Middle and high schoolers rock out to Guitar Hero, Rock Band and various other PS2 faves. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3:30-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

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‘A Choral Fantasy’: The Vermont Youth Orchestra Chorus and Concert Chorale offer a spring repertoire of cathedral, stage and cinema favorites. They’ll close with some Beethoven, featuring pianist Annemieke Spoelstra. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 8 p.m. $5-10. Info, 863-5966. Bill Bickford & Mindy Hinsdale: This musical duo executes lively show tunes and standards as part of the Eastview Cabaret series. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 7 p.m. & 9 p.m. $10; cash bar. Info, 382-9222. CoffeeHouse Night: Musicians and spoken-word performers pass ‘round the mic at a casual evening of shared voices. Stearns Student Center, Johnson State College, 9 p.m. Free. Info, 635-2356. Janis Ian & Karla Bonoff: In “Songs of a Generation,” two Grammy winners team up on notable hits from yesteryear, such as “Society’s Child.” Town Hall Theatre, Woodstock, 7:30 p.m. $33-38. Info, 457-398. Noontime Concerts: Organist Lynnette Combs entertains folks on a bagged lunch break. Coffee and tea are provided. First Baptist Church, Burlington, 12:15-12:45 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6515. Rokia Traoré: Blues, rock and traditional African music mingle in this singer-songwriter’s Malian melodies. See calendar spotlight. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $14-30. Info, 603-646-2422. Songwriting Workshop: Western-African fusion songstress Rokia Traoré dishes on her musical influences and writing process. Faculty Lounge, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 4 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2010.

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Andrew Koppelman: The Northwestern University professor kicks off a conference on same-sex marriage with “Careful with that Gun: The New (?) Arguments Against Marriage Equality.” Chase Community Center, Vermont Law School, South Royalton, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 831-1106. Daniel Fisher: The executive director of the National Empowerment Center and a leader in the schizophrenia recovery movement explains why “Finding Our Voice Is Critical to Recovery and Wellbeing.” McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. Dr. Fred M. Donner: A University of Chicago professor of near-Eastern history considers “Muslims, Jews and Christians in the First Century of Islam.” McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. Dr. Helen Caudill: In “Masked Faces,” a professor in the drama department reveals how façades were used in Greek tragedies. Museum Rotunda. Sullivan Museum & History Center, Norwich University, Northfield, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 485-2379. Irene Fertik: A photographer shares images and thoughts in a talk about Ethiopian Jews in Israel over a free luncheon. Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, noon. Donations accepted. Info, 8634214, jhersh@burlingtontelecom.net. ‘Lincoln, Vermont & the Gettysburgh Address’: The Pawlet Historical Society hosts a talk about the president who never visited the

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‘aFTer MiSS Julie’: English playwright Patrick Marber reimagines August Strindberg’s work Miss Julie in this love story revealing the limitations of social movement. Middlebury seniors Mathew Nakitare and Martha Newman present their take. Hepburn Zoo, Hepburn Hall, Middlebury, 8 p.m. $4. Info, 443-3168. ‘FeSTiVal oF one-acTS’: The UVM Department of Theatre’s senior class runs the gamut from comedy to drama in 11 short plays, dances and musicals. Royall Tyler Theatre, UVM, Burlington, 7 p.m. $7. Info, 656-2094. ‘greaTer Tuna’: See WED.14, 7:30 p.m. ‘JeSuS chriST SuperSTar’: See WED.14, 8 p.m. ‘The 25Th annual puTnaM counTy Spelling Bee’: Six precocious whiz kids battle it out letter by letter for the coveted county title in this eccentric and heavily audience-participatory play. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 7 p.m. $5; free for JSC community. Info, 635-1476, jscdibden.boxoffice@jsc.edu. ‘Wild geeSe’: The Green Candle Theatre Company presents Maura Campbell’s story of four women in a 1980s Burlington hair salon setting. See “State of the Arts,” this issue. Metro Hair, Burlington, 8 p.m. $20. Info, 863-5966.

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SiVananda claSSical yoga: Hédi Mizouni covers everything from the science of breath to meditation in this relaxation-based course. Unity Church of Vermont, Essex Junction, 6 p.m. $10. Info, 876-7696.

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aFTer-School TuToring: See WED.14, 3 p.m. KidS’ MoVie: Playtime characters walk and talk in the well-loved Toy Story 2. Young ones watch over snacks. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. ‘learn To SKeTch’: Homeschoolers put inspiration from a nature walk onto the page with guidance from Colchester artist Libby Davidson. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. noon. Free. Info, 878-0313. puppeT readingS & STory TiMe: Friendly figurines accompany a read-aloud program complete with crafts. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 860-3349. ‘SongS & STorieS WiTh MaTTheW’: Musician Matthew Witten helps kids start the day with tunes and tales of adventure. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956, brownell_library@yahoo.com. yoga & STorieS: Preschoolers loosen up with easy stretches and fairy tales. Preregister. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

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ecoSeW WorKShop: ‘leT’S MaKe an eco-ToTe!’: Sewing students create a carry-all with pivot stitches and pockets. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. $25 includes materials. Info, 862-7417. inTernaTional FolK dancing & Food FundraiSer: Flying feet and far-flung eats benefit Cabot’s Destination ImagiNation team’s trip to the global finals. The Lamb Abbey, Montpelier, 7-9 p.m. $10 for adults; $5 for kids. Info, 454-7752. KniT & crocheT circle: Folks spin a good yarn, with materials available to seniors who need them. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 658-3585. ‘Money MagicK’: Local author and healer Kirk White demonstrates old Southern folk spells, charms and tricks for raking in the green and building financial stability. Spirit Dancer Books & Gifts, Burlington, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 660-8060. ‘rocK ouT For VicTiMS oF criMe’: Video gamers duke it out for “virtual rock supremacy” at a Rock Band showdown benefiting the Parallel Justice Victim’s Fund. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 7-10 p.m. $10 to play; $5 to watch. Info, 264-0764. Spring STudenT SyMpoSiuM: This annual showcase displays the research projects and creative efforts of college undergrads. Bicentennial Hall and Johnson Memorial Building, Middlebury, 9 a.m. - 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3168. TerTulia laTina: Latino Americanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en español. Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3440.

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‘BurMa VJ’: Anders Østergaard’s documentary follows the flow of news as video journalists in Burma secretly film a massive rebellion and smuggle the footage out of the country to share with the world. Cinema 2, Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $4-7. Info, 748-2600. ‘FiSh TanK’: Her mom’s intriguing new boyfriend has more of an impact on teenager Mia’s life than she expected in Andrea Arnold’s 2009 British drama. Cinema 1, Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $4-7. Info, 748-2600.

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‘World enTrepreneurShip day’: People who want to turn an idea into market share get advice from local biz whizzes, including Benjy Adler of The Skinny Pancake and Jim Lampman of Lake Champlain Chocolates, at a gathering organized by Burlington’s Community and Economic Development Office. Silver Maple Ballroom, Davis

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’60S FlaShBacK dance parTy: Psychedelic lighting, go-go dancers and live beats by Mellow Yellow make for a groovy flashback. Vergennes Opera House, 8 p.m. $8. Info, 877-6737. argenTinean Tango: Shoulders back, chin up! With or without partners, dancers of all abilities strut to bandoneón riffs in a self-guided practice session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 7:30-10 p.m. $5. Info, 598-1077. BallrooM dance Social: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7-10 p.m. $10-14. Info, 862-2269. engliSh counTry dance: Those keen on Jane Austen’s favorite pastime make rural rounds to lively tunes by Joanne Garton on violin and Lar Duggan on piano. First half hour is an advanced dance session. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7-9:30 p.m. $5-8; bring finger food to share. Info, 899-2378. inTernaTional FolK dancing: Ben Bergstein organizes people into choreographed patterns from around the world. No partner needed. North End Studio, Burlington, 8-10 p.m. $5. Info, 863-6713. Senior dance concerT: Students Elizabeth Boles, Philippe Bronchtein, Sophie Levine and Kereem Morgan present a joint recital of issuesdriven choreography, music and poetry. Dance Studio, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury, 8 p.m. $6-10. Info, 443-6433.

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‘Julie & Julia’: Meryl Streep cooks up a storm as Julia Child in Nora Ephron’s 2009 film charting the early days of the legendary chef, and one blogger’s journey through Mastering the Art of French Cooking. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6:308:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

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BooK diScuSSion: ‘When culTureS MeeT’: Page turners focus on tomes, such as William Cronon’s Changes in the Land, that explore early contact between Europeans and Champlain Basin natives. Warren Public Library, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 4964205. BooK launch parTy: Seventh Generation founder Jeffrey Hollender cracks the cover of his new book, The Responsibility Revolution: How the Next Generation of Businesses Will Win. Flying Pig Bookstore, Shelburne, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 985-3999. daVid BarBer: The poetry editor of The Atlantic shares his prize-winning literary art. Farrell Room, St. Edmund’s Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. dr. elizaBeTh o’doWd: An applied linguistics professor outlines “The Development of Academic Writing.” Farrell Room, St. Edmund’s Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, noon. Free. Info, 654-2536. poeTry SocieTy oF VerMonT: Locally written lines abound at this annual read-and-share meeting. Borders Books & Music, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2711.

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EugEnE BrunEllE: The Milton resident and longtime commercial diver gives an overview of his occupation and answers the question, “A diver and a can of Coca-Cola: What do they have in common?” Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-6764. JoannE BourBEau: In “Beyond Human Rights: Should Animals Have a Voice?” a director of the Humane Society of the United States discusses animal protection and rights. East Room, Withey Hall, Green Mountain College, Poultney, 6-7:15 p.m. Free. Info, 287-8926. ‘ThE law & PoliTics of MarriagE EqualiTy’: A day of panel discussions held in Old Mill’s John Dewey Lounge and Billings’ Marsh and North Lounges addresses the legal, political, social and religious ramifications of Vermont’s landmark marriage legislation. Various UVM locations, Burlington, 8:30 a.m. - 7 p.m. Free. Info, 656-5799.

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‘afTEr Miss JuliE’: See THU.15, 8 p.m. audiTions for ‘ThE sound of Music’: Youngsters and adults try out for roles in the Stowe Theatre Guild’s classic musical about a governess. Town Hall Theatre, Stowe, 6:30-10 p.m. Free; preregister for a time slot. Info, 318-1686, soundofmu sicstg@gmail.com. ‘Born yEsTErday’: A corrupt business tycoon’s efforts to educate his mistress backfire when she tries to sabotage his plans to “buy” a congressman in this comedy by the Shelburne Players. Shelburne Town Center, 7:30 p.m. $10-15. Info, 985-0780. ‘fEsTival of onE-acTs’: See THU.15, 7 p.m. ‘grEaTEr Tuna’: See WED.14, 7 p.m. ‘JEkyll’: Ross Bell, ‘10, puts his own spin on Stevenson’s split-personality portrayal. Seeler Studio Theatre, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury, 8 p.m. $4. Info, 443-3168. ‘JEsus chrisT suPErsTar’: See WED.14, 8 p.m. ‘Mud sEason variETy show’: Performers of all ages wallow in the season with vocal, instrumental, dance and comedy acts — and this year they’re joined by a live, audience-participatory whodunit. Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 7:30 p.m. $10-17. Info, 728-6464. ‘olivEr!’: The Montpelier Theatre Guild stages a Dickens-based play about an orphan who takes up with a pickpocket gang. Union Elementary School, Montpelier, 7 p.m. $6-9. Info, 225-6098. ‘roMEo and JuliET’: The Acting Company and the Guthrie Theater collaborate on Shakespeare’s famous tale of woe. See calendar spotlight. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $24-38. Info, 863-5966. ‘ThE 25Th annual PuTnaM counTy sPElling BEE’: See THU.15, 7 p.m. ‘ThE café noir radio hour’: Café Noir Productions puts on a broadcast-inspired cabaret, with music, trivia and special guests to boot. Gate House Lodge, Sugarbush Resort, Warren, 7 p.m. $6-20. Info, 496-4781. ‘wild gEEsE’: See THU.15, 8 p.m.

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Brown Bag Book cluB: Thrity Umrigar’s The Space Between Us provides ample discussion for attentive readers. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 12:30-1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

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BEnEfiT dancE: Local-food fans rock out to For the Kid in the Back, Precious Fluids and The Choking Beaver Project to benefit the Plattsburgh Community Garden Group. Coffee Camp, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7-10 p.m. $2-5 donation. Info, 518-335-2295. ‘dancE-a-Thon’: The Lab provide music at a night of movement, drinks and prizes that supports Burlington City Arts. Annex, Memorial Auditorium,

Burlington, 6-11 p.m. $10 donation; fundraising encouraged. Info, 865-7166. sEnior dancE concErT: See FRI.16, 8 p.m.

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‘a TasTE of arT’: Folks learn about the children’s summer camps and adult workshops available at this art center. Snacks and clay art projects paint a picture of the programs. Green Mountain Seminary, Waterbury Center, noon - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 2538790, seminaryart@gmail.com.

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gEoThErMal EnErgy roundTaBlE: Members of the green team work out a path to a cleaner, more sustainable and more energy-independent future at this discussion hosted by Sen. Bernie Sanders and Cathy Zoi of the U.S. Department of Energy. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 1-800-339-9834.

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‘BaBy & kids rEsalE’: Oh, baby! Folks with a little one in their lives scavenge for secondhand clothes, shoes, books, toys and furniture. Malletts Bay Congregational Church, Colchester, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1577. EcosEw workshoP: ‘lET’s MakE JugglE Balls!’: Sewing students use basic techniques to create bean-filled projectiles. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 11:30 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. $25 includes materials. Info, 862-7417. fairy housE workshoP: People of all ages bring a rock, tree limb, flower pot or other base to fill with trinkets for the fair folk with the guidance of “Fairy Godmother Brenna.” Peace of Mind Emporium, Rutland, 1 p.m. $20, or $25 per parent/child pair. Info, 773-6233. final cuT Pro oPEn laB: Apprentice film editors complete three tracks of exercises as a VCAM staff member answers questions and lends a hand. VCAM Studio, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 651-9692. frEnch roundTaBlE: Speakers at various skill levels order café during an open practice session. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. ‘invEsTigaTing aniMal cruElTy in vErMonT’: Joanne Bourbeau, a director of the Humane Society of the United States, joins experts from the Vermont Animal Cruelty Task Force in a hands-on workshop about animal crime scenes. Preregister. East Room, Withey Hall. Green Mountain College, Poultney, 9:30 a.m. - noon & 1-4 p.m. Free. Info, 2878392, phillipss@greenmtn.edu. JaPanEsE culTurE nighT: A showcase of the Land of the Rising Sun includes martial arts demos, traditional shakuhachi flute and shamisen music, and flower arrangements. Preregister for an earlier dance workshop with Toyosaburo Hanayagi, from 1-3 p.m. See calendar spotlight. Aikido of Champlain Valley, Burlington, 5-8:30 p.m. $5-15 donation. Info, 951-8900 or 775-830-2616. PlExiglass dryPoinT PrinTing: Instructor Phillip Robertson transfers sketches to acrylic sheets, then manipulates the image in this demonstrative workshop. Artists’ Mediums, Williston, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 879-1236. ‘raisEd BEd gardEning’: Local homesteaders Markey Read and Tim King get their hands dirty in a workshop covering the construction and maintenance of this growing method. Red Wagon Plants, Hinesburg, 10 a.m. $10. Info, 482-4060, julie@ redwagonplants.com. vcaM accEss oriEnTaTion: Video production hounds get an overview of facilities, policies and procedures. VCAM Studio, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 651-9692. vErMonT sTaTE sciEncE & MaThEMaTics fair: Norwich alum and civil engineer James Adrignola is among the judges of 250 projects concocted by middle- and high-schoolers in search of prize

money. Norwich University, Northfield, 9 a.m. 3 p.m. Free. Info, 372-5181. volunTEEr oriEnTaTion: New recruits learn about the open job responsibilities, ranging from guiding tours to bookkeeping, at this nonprofit museum. Rokeby Museum, Ferrisburgh, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 877-3406, rokeby@comcast.net. ‘wild aBouT fruiTs’: From planting to pruning, green thumbs brush up on the care of berries, apples, cherries and more. Preregister. Gardener’s Supply, Burlington, 9:30-11:30 a.m. $10. Info, 6603505, ext. 14. ‘yard salE & shoPPing odyssEy’: Treasure hunters rummage through secondhand crafts and household items at this benefit for local Odyssey of the Mind teams. St. Albans Town Educational Center, St. Albans, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. $1 admission. Info, 524-5428 or 527-0072.

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‘Big flicks aT ThE ParaMounT’: A revived theater works its way through the most popular films of all time, such as this week’s Gary Cooper drama, High Noon. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 1:30 p.m. & 7 p.m. $4-6. Info, 775-0903. ‘BurMa vJ’: See FRI.16, 7 p.m. & 9 p.m. ‘dEParTurEs’: An unemployed cellist uncovers the wonder of living when he accepts an unusual job offer as a nokanshi, one who prepares dead bodies for burial. Dana Auditorium, Sunderland Language Center, Middlebury, 3 p.m. & 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. ‘fish Tank’: See FRI.16, 7 p.m. & 9 p.m. ‘sing-along sound of Music’: The hills are alive ... with the sound of audiences chiming in to a screening of this classic Julie Andrews film. A “fancy-dress” competition complements the music. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 7 p.m. & 9 p.m. $5 donation. Info, 382-9222. ‘ThE whiTE riBBon’: Michael Haneke’s chilling Palme d’Or winner follows a series of strange events among a German children’s choir on the eve of the first world war. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 6:30 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576.

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BEnEfiT dinnEr: Ginge and the Giants and Damaged Jackals provide musical accompaniment to a meal of cashew burgers and spaghetti with miso beet sauce, all benefiting the Plattsburgh Community Garden Group. North Country Co-op, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 4:30-7 p.m. $5-10 donation. Info, 518-335-2295. BurlingTon winTEr farMErs MarkET: Vendors sell everything from ethnic cuisine to pottery to artisan cheese and anything else they can produce in the cold at this monthly event. Memorial Auditorium, Burlington, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 888-889-8188, info@burlingtonfarmersmarket.org. chocolaTE TasTing: Can solid chocolate be described as fruity, buttery or spicy? Eaters give their sweet tooth a workout sampling these rich treats. Lake Champlain Chocolates, Burlington, 2 p.m. & 4 p.m. Free. Info, 864-1807. MonTPEliEr winTEr farMErs MarkET: Root veggies, honey, cheese and prepared international foods change hands at a biweekly, off-season celebration of area edibles, accompanied by live music and crafts. Alumni Hall Gymnasium, Vermont College of Fine Arts, Montpelier, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 223-2958, manager@montpelier farmersmarket.com. ruTland winTEr farMErs MarkET: Wintertime produce joins handcrafted soaps, wood creations and other novelties at this weekly local bazaar. Old Strand Theater, Rutland, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 438-9803. ‘souP ‘n’ chocolaTE suPPEr’: Diners sate themselves on all-you-can-eat soup, chili, salad, bread and chocolate desserts. A silent auction benefiting the White Church preservation fund augments the

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affair. Brick Meeting House, Westford, 5-7 p.m. $5-8, or $25 maximum per family. Info, 879-4028. Sugar on Snow: Hardened maple syrup edibles usher in spring at an outdoor party. Palmer’s Sugarhouse, Shelburne, noon - 4 p.m. $4; free to watch. Info, 985-5054.

health & fitness

Intro to Pilates: Folks fine-tune their alignment, core strength and flexibility utilizing a Reformer. Preregister. Natural Bodies Pilates, Colchester, 11:15 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 863-3369. ‘What You Can Do for Your Health’: Amy Venman of Tocc’a Te Health Counseling explains how her job works. The Vitamin Shoppe, South Burlington, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 999-5733.

kids

After-School Tutoring: See WED.14, 9 a.m. ‘Read to a Dog’: Stories form a bond between young readers and Therapy Dogs of Vermont. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. Saturday Stories: Picture books bring tall tales to life for youngsters. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. ‘Spring Amphibian Adventure’: Families in rain boots scout out vernal pools for salamanders and frogs. Preregister. Education Barn, Green Mountain Audubon Center, Huntington, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $10-12 per adult/child pair; $4-5 for each additional child. Info, 434-3068.

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Bird-Monitoring Walk: Beginning and novice birders fine-tune their eyes and ears to recognize winged residents. Green Mountain Audubon Center, Huntington, 8-10 a.m. Donations accepted. Info, 434-3068, vermont@audubon.org. ‘Leaping Lambs & Shear Delights’: Fleece lovers have fun with fiber as they visit new lambs, watch sheep get a haircut, sample sheep’s milk cheese and more. Shelburne Farms, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. $4-7. Info, 985-8686.

sport

Alao Kung Fu: See WED.14, 11 a.m. - 1:15 p.m.

talks

Aasif Mandvi: A frequent “The Daily Show With Jon Stewart” correspondent offers laugh-out-loud insights into the political news satire. Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $20-25. Info, 603-4480400. ‘Happiness & Buddhism’: Know what nammyoho-renge-kyo means? Find out as experienced practitioners of the Eastern religion discuss how to tap into wisdom, courage and compassion. KelloggHubbard Library, Montpelier, 11 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 310-2187.

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SUN.18 Upper Valley International Folk Dancing: Individuals of all ages and experience levels form the steps of line, circle and couples dances from Europe and the Mediterranean. Tracy Hall, Norwich,

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Chess Club: Tabletop warriors do battle at the behest of players of all ages and abilities. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. Crochet Workshop: Instructor Abby Teel leads a crafty hooking class where recycled plastic bags transform into reusable shopping totes. Frog Hollow, Burlington, 1-3 p.m. $5 benefits ReSTORE. Info, 863-6458. Intro to Square-Foot Gardening: Gardening guru Peter Burke digs deep into the details of basic plant and soil care. Preregister. City Market, Burlington, 1-2 p.m. Free. Info, 861-9700. Kirtan Chanting: Kirtankars join community-led call-and-response rhythmic hymns and mantras in the devotional tradition of India. Evolution Physical Therapy & Yoga, Burlington, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-9404, burlingtonkirtan@hotmail.com. Permaculture Workshop: An advanced agricultural design program gets into the nitty-gritty of edible forest gardens, the green design revolution, food security and more. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581, jaquithpub liclibrary@hotmail.com. ‘Pruning for Production’: Beginning and intermediate fruit-tree caretakers learn to cut back to enhance their crops. Preregister. Elmore Roots Nursery, Wolcott, 1-3 p.m. $10. Info, 888-3305. Stowe Bridal Show: Prizes, cake samples and hors d’oeuvres entertain brides-to-be browsing reception sites and other services at this eighth annual event. Stowe Mountain Lodge, 11:30 a.m. 2 p.m. $5 in advance, $6 at the door. Info, 459-2897. WOKO Flea Market: Feeling thrifty? Bargain hunters lose themselves in a sprawling indoor tag and collectibles sale. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 8:30 a.m. - 2 p.m. $2-3; free for ages 12 and under. Info, 878-5545.

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‘Burma VJ’: See FRI.16, 1:30 p.m. & 7 p.m. ‘Fish Tank’: See FRI.16, 1:30 p.m. & 7 p.m. ‘Manhunter’: You really won’t want the tooth fairy to visit after catching Michael Mann’s chilling prequel to Silence of the Lambs, which introduces a killer of that nickname. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576. ‘The End of the Line’: Rupert Murray’s 2009 documentary presents hard-to-ignore footage and scientific evidence of the state of our oceans, arguing that overfishing will cause a “world without fish” by 2048. Savoy Theater, Montpelier, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 223-8000, ext. 217, info@hungermountain.com.

food & drink

Burlington Cohousing Potluck: Community members bring a dish to share as they meet, mingle and learn about collaborative living. East Village Cohousing, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 223-0120. Sugar on Snow: See SAT.17, noon - 4 p.m.

kids

‘Read to a Dog’: See SAT.17, 1 p.m. Teen Video Games: See THU.15, 1-3 p.m.

music

François Clemmons: The Grammy Award winner and artist-in-residence offers a bouquet of fresh, springtime arrangements. Concert Hall, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3168.

sport

Fly Casting Instruction: Preregistered fisher folk of all experience levels get pointers from VTrout Outfitters. Old Stone House Museum, Orleans, 10 a.m. $10. Info, 754-2022. Women’s Drop-In Soccer: Ladies — and sometimes gents — break a sweat while passing around the spherical polyhedron at this coed-friendly, noncompetitive gathering. Miller Community and Recreation Center, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. $3. Info, 540-1058.

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James Kugel: The chairman of the Department of Bible at Israel’s Bar-Ilan University and specialist in the Dead Sea Scrolls hosts a lecture on “How to Read the Bible.” McCardell Bicentennial Hall, Middlebury, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5289, cmbar ret@middlebury.edu. Kristine Ciesinski: The soprano, who won first place at the Salzburg International Opera Competition, discusses her career singing on stage and performs a sample. Krinovitz Recital Hall, Hawkins Hall, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 3 p.m. Free. Info, 518-564-2243. ‘Road to Detroit’: Robin Alexander of United Electrical Workers and Benedicto Martinez of Mexican labor organization Frente Auténtico del Trabajo discuss how workers across borders can foster solidarity. Vermont Workers’ Center, Burlington, 4-6 p.m. Donations. Info, 861-4892.

theater

‘Born Yesterday’: See FRI.16, 2 p.m. ‘Dancing at Lughnasa’: See SAT.17, 1 p.m. & 6 p.m. ‘Festival of One-Acts’: See THU.15, 2 p.m. & 7 p.m. ‘Greater Tuna’: See WED.14, 5 p.m. ‘Jekyll’: See FRI.16, 8 p.m. ‘Jesus Christ Superstar’: See WED.14, 2 p.m. ‘Oliver!’: See FRI.16, 2 p.m. ‘Wild Geese’: See THU.15, 7 p.m.

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‘A Taste of Art’: See SAT.17, noon - 4 p.m.

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Ron Koss: The coauthor of The Earth’s Best Story: A Bittersweet Tale of Twin Brothers Who Sparked an Organic Revolution discusses the organic food company. Phoenix Books, Essex, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111. Stanford Pritchard: A local writer and musician leads a poetry ponder in “Waiting to Connect.” The Art House, Middlebury, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 458-0464.

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Je Hye Lee & Yoko Kida: An award-winning Korean violinist and a Japanese pianist collaborate on Mozart’s Sonata for Violin and Piano no. 32, selections from Paganini’s Caprices for Solo Violin op. 1, Debussy’s Poissons d’or and Brahms’ Sonata for Violin and Piano no. 1. North Universalist Chapel Society, Woodstock, 2 p.m. Donations. Info, 457-3981. Jim Scott: The acoustic guitarist and singer performs his ecology-, justice- and peace-themed compositions, preceded by Middlebury College’s a cappella ensemble Stuck in the Middle. Unitarian Universalist Society, Middlebury, 6:30-8 p.m. $8 in advance; $10 at the door. Info, 415-572-2855. ‘Musical Jamboree’: Bluegrass Revisited, Cowboys in Paris, Ronnie Longe and the Country Jammers, and others play to remember late bass player Maurice “Mo” Longley. Stonebrook Banquet Hall, Dairy Center, Enosburg Falls, 1-6 p.m. $10. Info, 829-4327, tlord@tlord.com. Rokia Traoré: See THU.15, Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7 p.m. $20-38. Info, 863-5966. The Tom Cleary Trio: An array of jazz and bebop compositions celebrate American jazz pianist “Bud” Powell, and those who followed in his path. Christ Church Presbyterian, Burlington, 3 p.m. $10-15. Info, 862-1898, secretary@christchurchburlington.org. University Concert Band: Peter Mennin’s Canzona, David Del Tredici’s Acrostic Song, Ralph Vaughan Williams’ Folk Song Suite and more fill a springtime recital. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040. Vermont Youth Philharmonia Spring Concert: VYO flutist Emily Wigget is featured in this presentation of works by Bach, Offenbach and Mahr. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. $2-5. Info, 655-5030.

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‘After Miss Julie’: See THU.15, 8 p.m. & 11 p.m. Auditions for ‘The Sound of Music’: See FRI.16, 9 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. & 3:30-7 p.m. ‘Born Yesterday’: See FRI.16, 7:30 p.m. ‘Dancing at Lughnasa’: The middle and high schoolers of First Light Theatre Project put on Brian Friel’s Tony Award-winning play about five unmarried sisters getting by in a small Irish village. Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $5-8. Info, 652-7117. ‘Festival of One-Acts’: See THU.15, 2 p.m. & 7 p.m. ‘Greater Tuna’: See WED.14, 7:30 p.m. ‘Jekyll’: See FRI.16, 8 p.m. ‘Jesus Christ Superstar’: See WED.14, 8 p.m. ‘Mud Season Variety Show’: See FRI.16, 7:30 p.m. ‘Oliver!’: See FRI.16, 7 p.m. ‘The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee’: See THU.15, 7 p.m. ‘Wild Geese’: See THU.15, 8 p.m.

3-6 p.m. $8; $4 for first-timers and students. Info, 436-2151. ‘Zumba Odyssey’: Latin-fusion beats set the tone for an easy dance-fitness workout. Proceeds help send three Vermont Odyssey of the Mind teams to the world finals. Collins-Perley Sports Complex, St. Albans, 9-11 a.m. $15 minimum donation. Info, 527-0245.

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David Olney: A folk and blues singer-songwriter presents character studies through song, and Vermont duo Hungrytown offer Americana refrains. Town Hall, Jamaica, 7 p.m. $15. Info, 615-885-3652. Jim Scott: An environmental activist and folk musician addresses ecology, justice and peace with guitar-laced songs and short stories. Universalist Church, Hartland, 7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 698-0257. Mark Erelli: This Boston-based multi-instrumentalist doles out folksy songs dealing with love and war. Tunbridge Town Hall, 7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 431-3433, folkbloke@hotmail.com. Menfolk: Craig Anderson, Tom Barber, Colin McCaffrey, Marty Morrissey and Pete Sutherland play a range of traditional, folk, Celtic and blues melodies at a benefit for Kids on the Block — Vermont’s Puppets in Education. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 860-3349. Nicola Benedetti: A young Scottish violinist carves Schnittke’s Suite in the Old Style and Prokofiev’s Sonata for Violin and Piano out on strings. Julien Quentin provides piano accompaniment. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $14-30. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘Presto Spring Concert’: Beginning string players in the Vermont Youth Orchestra play diverse works under the direction of Asiat Ali. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 655-5030. ‘Songs for the Savior’: Local gospel recording artist Mark Shelton performs his own awardwinning songs of worship and genre standards. Orleans Federated Church, 7 p.m. Free; donations accepted. Info, 754-6486. Student Instrumental Recital: Music department scholars give listeners a taste of their talent. Concert Hall, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3168. Swing Noire: David Gusakov, Jared Volpe, and Jim and Rob McCuen put together gypsy-jazz and swing sounds straight out of old-time Parisian jazz clubs. Brandon Music, 7 p.m. $15. Info, 465-4071. Vermont Choral Union: Nineteenth-century compositions follow Samuel Barber’s Agnus Dei and Benjamin Britten’s Hymn to St. Cecilia at this spring showcase directed by Gary Moreau. College Street Congregational Church, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $8-12. Info, 864-4934. Vermont Suzuki Violins Soirée: String virtuosos ages 4 to 18 reprise works by Bartók, Brahms and Boccherini before a dessert buffet,

silent auction and live tunes by Symphony Reel. Vergennes Opera House, 7 p.m. $5-10. Info, 4822163. Vermont Youth Sinfonia Spring Concert: Classical music lovers get an earful of Franz von Suppé’s Poet and Peasant overture, Stravinsky’s Firebird Suite and more. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 4:30 p.m. $2-5. Info, 655-5030. Vermont Youth Strings Spring Concert: David Gusakov directs young virtuosos in a program of Mouret, Bach and Tchaikovsky pieces. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 1:30 p.m. $2-5. Info, 655-5030.


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devoutly religious woman and her naturalist husband. Flying Pig Bookstore, Shelburne, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 985-3999. Creative Writing Group: Wordsmiths of all levels share their penned expressions. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 658-3585. Open Mic: Performance poets, storytellers and writers draw audiences into their word worlds. The Block Gallery, Winooski, 1:30-3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 978-844-1867, daniel.ritter@mymail.champlain. edu.

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Basic Computer Course: Folks in need of some technology tutelage sign up for a tailored 30-minute slot with a computer expert. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 9-11 a.m. $3 donation. Info, 658-3585. English Conversation Group: Anglophones offer chatty practice to nonnative learners of their mother tongue. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4:30-6 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. ‘The Herbalist Hour’: Herbalist Alyssa Doolittle of Mayflower Herb Farm resolves queries about all things green. St. Johnsbury Food Co-op, 3:45-4:45 p.m. Free. Info, 748-9498. Tweet ’n’ Stitch: Crafters join a sewing circle with their current projects and Twitter their progress. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, noon - 2 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 862-7417.

film

‘Burma VJ’: See FRI.16, 7 p.m. ‘Fish Tank’: See FRI.16, 7 p.m.

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‘Bone Builders’: See WED.14, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Herbal Clinic: Sign up for an appointment to explore the art of natural healing one on one with students and professors from the Vermont Center for Integrative Herbalism. City Market, Burlington, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 861-9700. Reiki Clinic: Jennifer Florio helps align life-force energies through a nonintrusive massage. St. Johnsbury Food Co-op, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 748-9498, info@stjfoodcoop.com.

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After-School Tutoring: See WED.14, 3 p.m. Creative Mondays: Artists of all ages bring old newspaper to create puppets, masks and other dramatic papier-mâché. Kids under 10 must be accompanied by an adult. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. Music with Peter: See THU.15, 10:45 a.m. Preschool Storytime: See THU.15, 1010:45 a.m. ‘Stories With Megan’: Preschoolers ages 2 to 5 expand their imaginations through storytelling, songs and rhymes. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. Teen Advisory Board: Middle and high schoolers help librarians plan cool programs and choose new books to order for the stacks. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

music

Champlain Echoes Open Rehearsals: The women’s barbershop quartet shows off its four-part vocals. All females of all ages can chime in. Pines Senior Living Community, South Burlington, 6:309:30 p.m. Free. Info, 540-0071.

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Cynthia Kling: This Starksboro speaker shares the highlights of her two great-grandmothers’ trek across the country to Mormon territory. A potluck dinner precedes the talk. Lincoln Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2665.

‘Financial Success for Your Teen’: Maureen Garafano of MGV Associates offers advice as part of the Milton Community Youth Coalition’s Brown Bag Lunch Series. Key Bank, Milton, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 893-1009. George Henry & Courtney Walsh: Two registered nurses describe their experiences in “The Vermont Medical Response Team Caring for Haitians in the Aftermath of the Earthquake.” Farrell Room, St. Edmund’s Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 861-2343, vcwa@vermont.org. Kathrin Bower: The University of Richmond German professor speaks on “Gender, Witness and Remembrance in Ruth Klueger’s Still Alive and Judy Chicago’s Holocaust Project.” UVM Waterman Memorial Lounge, Burlington, 4-6 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3430, Janet.Sobieski@uvm.edu.

theater

Improv Class: Students increase their laughtergenerating capacity through off-the-cuff exercises, including nonscripted monologues, duos and games. Bluewater Center, Shelburne, 8-9:15 p.m. $24. Info, 370-1738 or 524-5781.

words

Alice Notley: The author of 20-plus books of poetry, such as The Descent of Alette and Mysteries of Small Houses, reads select material. Lowe Lecture Hall, Johnson, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 635-2727, ext. 210. Book Discussion Series: ‘From Page to Screen’: Is the book always better? Folks turn to Richard Russo’s tome Empire Falls as a point of comparison. Barton Public Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 525-6524. ‘Eat Your Words’: Lit lovers preview the best book-group titles of 2010 over a three-course sup. Bistro Sauce, Shelburne, 6 p.m. $30 for prix fixe dinner menu, not including tax and tip. Info, 985-2830. Marjorie Cady Memorial Writers Group: Budding wordsmiths improve their craft through “homework” assignments, creative exercises and sharing. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 10 a.m. noon. Free. Info, 388-2926, cpotter935@comcast. net. Poetry Writing Workshop: Creators of verse improve their work. Preregister. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. Story Crafters: Sue Gillis, publisher of Vermont Woman, provides tips on how to spin a great yarn. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

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Western-Style Square Dance: This South Texas style of dance provides group exercise through a rotation of couples-based steps. Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School, South Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $4. Info, 985-2012 or 878-2485.

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Compassionate Friends Meeting: Author Virginia Fry speaks at a monthly gathering that supplies support to bereaved parents and grandparents. Conference Room, 277 Blair Park Road, Williston, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 893-7931 or 802-3889603. Green Career Fair: The Nature Conservancy, Intervale Center, Vermont Youth Conservation Corps, Efficiency Vermont and other area organizations offer eco-friendly career opportunities and internships. Alliot Student Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2733, hellis@smcvt.edu.

film

‘Burma VJ’: See FRI.16, 7 p.m. ‘Fish Tank’: See FRI.16, 7 p.m.

food & drink

‘Flavors of the Valley’: Local foods are right under your nose at this sampling fest featuring the goods of more than 50 farms, restaurants

and grocers. Hartford High School, White River Junction, 2-7 p.m. $7; free for ages 6 and under. Info, 291-9100, ext. 112, debbie@vitalcommunities. org. No-Knead Bread Class: Yeasted loaves spring to life at a baking class led by Bob Leidy. City Market, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 861-9700.

health & fitness

Laughter Yoga: What’s so funny? Giggles burst out as gentle aerobic exercise and yogic breathing meet unconditional laughter to enhance physical, emotional and spiritual health and wellbeing. Miller Community and Recreation Center, Burlington, 9-10 a.m. Free. Info, 355-5129.

kids

After-School Tutoring: See WED.14, 3 p.m. ‘Frosty & Friends Therapy Dogs’: Young readers share their favorite texts with friendly pooches. Preregister. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. Preschool Storytime: See WED.14, 1010:45 a.m. Sesame Street Live: ‘When Elmo Grows Up’: Abby Cadabby, Elmo, Zoe, Rosita and other puppet friends lead a musical show-and-tell about the possibilities of the future. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7 p.m. $17-26.50. Info, 863-5966. ‘Sing-Along Fun with Robert’: The host of a weekly folk and world-music show on VPR explores tunes with music lovers of all ages. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. Story Hour: Tales and picture books catch the attention of little tykes. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. Storytime for Tots: Fables, finger-plays, songs and snacks occupy tiny ones ages 18 to 35 months. Preregister. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. Teen Video Games: See THU.15, 3:30-5 p.m. Toddler Storytime: Kids under 3 enjoy picture books, songs and rhymes. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 9:10-9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. ‘Transitions’: Teens take part in a theater project exploring adolescent changes. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

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Dr. William Tortolano: This concert of organ, strings and choral music celebrates the professor’s 50 consecutive years of teaching, and his retirement. The St. Michael’s College Chorale and the Vermont Gregorian Chant Schola participate. Chapel of Saint Michael the Archangel, Colchester, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. UVM Symphony Orchestra: The winner of this year’s student solo competition shines in a program including works by Rimsky-Korsakov, Beethoven and Shapiro. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30-9 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040. Waterbury Community Band Rehearsals: Brass and wind musicians join the band in playing marches, swing medleys and Broadway faves at this open practice session. Waterbury Congregational Church, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 8884977, waterburycommunityband@yahoo.com.

sport

‘Get to Know Your Bike’: A cycle-shop pro introduces free wheelers to vehicle anatomy, flat fixes and roadside skills. Skirack, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3313.

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Community Medical School: Clinical associate professor of medicine Dr. Zail Berry looks toward the end of the road in “Hospice and Palliative Care: Medical Support at the End of Life.” Carpenter Auditorium, Given Medical Building, UVM, Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 847-2886.

Tim Mackin: A professor of the English department humanities program simplifies “Proper Names and the Pisan Cantos: Or, Notes Toward a New Economics of Elegy.” Farrell Room, St. Edmund’s Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, noon. Free. Info, 654-2536.

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‘Greater Tuna’: See WED.14, 7:30 p.m.

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Book Discussion Series: ‘What a Character’: Voracious readers consider the lasting impact of fictional protagonists, using Virginia Woolf’s To the Lighthouse as a guide. Walden Community Library, West Danville, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 563-2630. Chris Bohjalian: The local author of Secrets of Eden and 12 other novels reads excerpts from his latest writing. Borders Books & Music, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2711. Creative Writing Group: See SUN.18, 10:30 a.m. Poetry Reading: Pamela Harrison reads lines of love and loss from her recently published collection, Out of Silence, and Gary Margolis addresses war and spirit in Below the Falls. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774.

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‘Take Back the Night’: Community members take a stand against sexual violence by hearing speakers on the library steps, then marching to City Hall for an open mic and candlelight ceremony. Bailey/Howe Library, UVM, Burlington, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0555, kiona@stoprapevermont.org.

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‘All About Franchising’: Prospective franchise owners — and sellers — get pointers from Keld Alstrup of consulting firm FranNet at this workshop. Office Squared, Burlington, 5:30-8:30 p.m. $25, or $40 per couple. Info, 951-6762. ‘How to Bring Customers to a Website’: Internet marketing gurus Joe Mescher and Brian Swichkow delve into traffic-increasing tools. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 598-2889. Kelley Marketing Meeting: Marketing, advertising, communications and design professionals brainstorm help for local nonprofits over breakfast. Room 217, Ireland Building, Champlain College, Burlington, 7:45-9 a.m. Free. Info, 865-6495.

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Rotary Club of Essex: See WED.14, 12:101:30 p.m.

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Abraham-Hicks Study Group: See WED.14, 6-7:30 p.m. Burnham Knitters: Yarn unfurls into purls at a chat-and-craft session. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7576. German-English Exchange: Anglophones practice foreign-language conversation with native speakers of Deutsch, and vice versa. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. ‘Lunch & Learn’: Greenhouse and nursery supervisors dig into the details of popular annuals, perennials, trees and shrubs, just in time for the growing season. Gardener’s Supply, Williston, noon - 12:45 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. Rug Hooking & Knitting Circle: Experienced and novice needle workers present their looped creations, swap ideas and indulge in textile camaraderie. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

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‘Burma VJ’: See FRI.16, 1:30 p.m., 4 p.m., 7 p.m.

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laMoille Valley year-round FarMers arTisan MarkeT: See WED.14, 3-7 p.m.

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‘Bone Builders’: See WED.14, 10:30-11:30 a.m. T’ai Chi: Seniors learn to improve balance and reduce stress with fluid movements. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 658-3585.

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aFTer-sChool TuToring: See WED.14, 3 p.m. BaByTiMe: See WED.14, 10:30 a.m. ‘iT’s all greek To Me!’: Professor Mark Usher regales kids with tales of ancient Greece’s heroes, battles and myths. He’ll introduce his books Wise Guy: The Life and Philosophy of Socrates and Diogenes. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3:304:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. kniTTing CluB: See WED.14, 3-4 p.m. PajaMa sToryTiMe: Kids cuddle up in their nightclothes for an hour of bedtime stories, cookies and milk. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. ‘PeTer The MusiC Man’: See WED.14, 12:30-1 p.m. PresChool sToryTiMe: See WED.14, 10-10:45 a.m. sesaMe sTreeT liVe: ‘When elMo groWs uP’: See TUE.20, 3:30 p.m. & 7 p.m. ‘Teens read’: See WED.14, 5-5:45 p.m.

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alao kung Fu: See WED.14, 6:30-8:30 p.m.

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BenneTT konesni: This speaker explores the ways in which music makes work more bearable through a screening of his 30-minute doc Work/ Song: Musical Labor of Farmers, Herders and Fishermen in Tanzania, Mongolia and Ghana. Robert A. Jones House, Middlebury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3168. daVid BliTTersdorF: The founder of NRG Systems & CEO/president of AllEarth Renewables offers a big-picture view of wind and solar energy in Vermont’s future. Potluck at 6 p.m., talk at 6:30. Trinity United Methodist Church, Montpelier, 6-7:45 p.m. Free. Info, 498-4443. derriCk jensen: The author, environmentalist and small farmer, whom the Utne Reader called one of “50 Visionaries Who Are Changing Your World,” asks, “Civilization and Resistance: What’s at

‘greaTer Tuna’: See WED.14, 7:30 p.m. ‘My ohio’: Vermont Stage Company’s musical comedy provides plenty of cracks and wisecracks when a new-in-town chiropractor gets to work on a schoolteacher’s back. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $27-32.50. Info, 863-5966. oPera in CineMa: Diana Damrau stars in Mozart’s The Abduction from the Seraglio, broadcast live in HD from Barcelona’s Gran Teatre del Liceu. Merrill’s Roxy Cinema, Burlington, 2 p.m. $25. Info, 864-3456. ‘The rise and rise oF daniel roCkeT’: A sixth-grade loner who can fly searches for glory in Peter Parnell’s imaginative play, presented by the Vermont Actors’ Repertory Theatre. Town Hall Theater, West Rutland, 7:30 p.m. $18. Info, 775-0903.

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‘20Th-CenTury ChaMBer MusiC’: Music scholars play up a semester’s-worth of practiced pieces. Concert Hall, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3168. ‘The MusiC oF PoeTry’: A piano lecture by Michael Arnowitt highlights the melodic aspects of verse and literature. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. The uVM jazz VoCal enseMBle: A lively group features moon-themed tunes from the Great American Songbook and masterful works from mid-20th century Detroit. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040. VoiCe MasTer Class: Soprano Kristine Ciesinski gets the audience involved as she helps four local voice students scale the heights. Krinovitz Recital Hall, Hawkins Hall, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7 p.m. Free. Info, 518-564-2243.

Stake?” Ira Allen Chapel, UVM, Burlington, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-4055. Freddie Wilkinson: The New Hampshire-based climber and humorist, who calls himself a “hopelessly addicted adventurer,” discusses a year of “Alpine Climbing, Gonzo-Style.” Room 207, Bentley Hall, Johnson State College, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1423. ‘lunCh & learn’ series: Vermont Works for Women’s Jenn Wood offers an illuminating lecture on energy efficiency. O’Brien Community Center, Winooski, noon - 1 p.m. Free; lunch is included. Info, 655-1392, ext. 10. PhysiCs ColloquiuM: Alex Rimberg, a physics and astronomy prof at Dartmouth College, elucidates “A Macroscopic Mechanical Resonator Driven by Mesoscopic Electrical Backaction.” Williams Family Room, Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 656-2644. TraVis Beal jaCoBs: A professor of history runs through the life of native Vermonter and lifelong Republican Sen. Robert Stafford in “A Work in Progress.” Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-4389. Visual PresenTaTion & leCTure: A PowerPoint show illuminates the Gnostic perspective on “The Grail and the Rosy Cross.” 6 Fairfield Hill Road, St. Albans, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 524-9706, vermont@ goldenrosycross.org.

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BE AN ENVIRONMENTAL ACTIVIST: Sep. 6, 2010 Sep. 5, 2011. Location: IICD Michigan, 56968 Dailey Rd. , Dowagiac. Info: IICD Michigan, Anthony Nugent, 510-734-6777, anthony@ cctg.org. Participate in a 12-month training/action program in the U.S. and the Caribbean. Fight global warming by mobilizing and assisting families and communities to improve their economy and install inexpensive and clean energy supplies.

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ART & SOUL WORKSHOP: May. 1, 9:30 a.m. - 2 p.m. Cost: $55/incl. lunch. Location: Morrisville Studio, Morrisville. Info: Sara, 802888-3802. Inside the psyche of each and every person is an ember of creativity. Using movement and various creative techniques, we will help you to fan that ember into a flame of creative expression. Learn to nurture your soul through the expression of joy, creativity, self-love and acceptance. Facilitated by Lisa Buell, business/life coach and JourneyDance Facilitator, and Sara Waskuch, teacher, writer and creative coach.

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education BRAIN GYM 101: Register April 16-19, 2010 or May 21-24, 2010. Email for a full registration form. Location: LAPDA building, Montpelier. Info: B1-Integrated Learning, Zohara Zarfati, 802-3253679, B1-IL@hotmail.com. BRAIN GYM 101 course - a movement-based modality to enhance learning potential of children and adults of any age and ability level. Experiential course. Stress reduction. Promotion of body-brain communication for peak performance in: Reading, listening, communication, attitude, attention, organization, coordination (fine and gross motor), etc. Credits, discounts and VSAC scholarships available. Great for professionals in education, therapy, nursing, body work and lifelong learners seeking profound change.

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WOMEN’S BEGINNER WALK/RUN: May 5 - Jul. 21, 5:45-6:45 p.m., Weekly on Wednesday. Cost: $45/before Apr. 30; $50 to May 12, 12 weeks. Location: Williston Central School bike path, 195 Central School Dr., Williston. Info: Michele Morris, 802-598-5625, michelejmorris@comcast. net. First Strides is a proven, fun 12-week program that uses encouragement and training to improve the fitness, self-esteem and support network of women of all ages and abilities. Each week features a self-paced, small1x1-FlynnPerfArts093009.indd 1 9/28/09 3:32:51 PM group workout and speaker. Walkers and beginning runners welcome. FORENSIC TRACKING: May 29 - Jun. 19, 9 a.m. - 12:30 p.m., Weekly on Saturday. Cost: $424/14 FORZA SAMURAI SWORD hours instruction (in-state WORKOUT: Mondays, 7-8 tuition). Location: UVM p.m., Thursdays, 6-7 p.m., Main Campus, Burlington. Fridays, 9-10 a.m. Cost: Info: 802-656-0675. “What $10/1-hour class. Location: happened here and what is The North End Studio, it telling me?” See tracks in 294 North Winooski Ave., all substrates. Find tracks Burlington. Info: forzavt. from long ago. Read tracks com, Stephanie Shohet, to learn of their maker. 802-578-9243, steph.shoANTH096 is a 1-credit course het@gmail.com. Forza is an offered by the University intense group fitness class of Vermont Department of appropriate for adults of Anthropology. Awareness of all ages and abilities. Build track and soil mechanics is muscle, burn calories, develreinforced by field applicaop focus, vent frustrations tion. No prerequisites. No and boost self-esteem while experience required. using a sword to practice the skills of the Samurai warrior. No martial arts experience necessary. HERB GARDENING 101: Apr. 24, 10 a.m. - 12 p.m. Cost: $10. Location: Red Wagon Plants, 2408 Shelburne Falls MUSIC MAKERS: AGES 1-3: Rd., Hinesburg. Info: Julie, May 3 - June 14 or Tuesdays, 802-482-4060, julie@red May 4 - June 15; 9:30-10:15 wagonplants.com. Join Red a.m. Cost: $75/7 weeks. Wagon Plants owner Julie Location: Flynn Center, Rubaud in this discussion Burlington. Info: 802-652about herb garden growing. 4548, flynnarts@flynnTopics covered: growcenter.org. Surround your ing, harvesting, cooking child with rhythm and song and preserving the herbal as together you discover harvest. Simple methods for the thrill of making music. planning the herb garden Parents and children sing, will be explored that will listen, play simple instruments and joyfully explore creative movement. Bond GARDENING P.60

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ARGENTINE TANGO FOR BEGINNERS: Apr. 7-28, 7-7:50 p.m., 4 Wednesdays. Cost: $10/50-minute class. Location: North End Studio, 294 N. Winooski Ave., Suite 116B, Burlington. Info: In collaboration with Queen City Tango, Elizabeth Seyler, 802-862-2833, eseyler@ temple.edu. Improvise, express yourself, collaborate, laugh! Tango is a joyful danced conversation, and if you can walk, you can tango. Instructor Elizabeth Seyler holds a PhD in dance and welcomes all ages and abilities in her playful, engaging classes. No partner necessary. Wear socks or shoes with hard soles. BALLET & BARTENIEFF: Advance your

BURLINGTON TAIKO CLASSES: Location: Taiko Space (across from Outer Space Deli), 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info: Burlington Taiko, 802-658-0658, classes@burlingtontaiko. org, www.burlingtontaiko. com. Beginning classes in Burlington! Tuesdays - Kids, 4:30-5:20 p.m., $54/7 weeks. Adults 5:30-6:20 p.m., $61/7 weeks. Session began 11/3. Advanced Beginner/ Ensemble class meets weekly on Mondays at 5:30-6:50 p.m., $61/7 weeks, began 11/2. Beginning taiko classes in Montpelier! Wednesdays, 7:00-8:20 p.m., $90/6 weeks, began 11/4, includes drum rental at AllTogetherNow. In Richmond on Thursdays, call for times and location. Djembe classes in Montpelier, Wednesdays, 5:00-6:20 p.m., $90/6 weeks, began 11/4, includes drum rental at Lamb Abbey (www.thelambabbey.com). Gift certificates are available. For a full schedule of classes or more info, go online or email.

FINDING YOUR MISSION IN LIFE: May 5-26, 7-9 p.m. Cost: $120. Location: 55 Clover Ln., Waterbury. Info: Sue, 802-244-7909. Discover the unique way you are meant to make a difference in the world and open your life to joy, meaning and wonder. Led by Dr. Sue Mehrtens, teacher and author, with a personal reading by a member of the Life Mission Institute team.

with your child while nurturing imaginative growth and supporting the development of pitch, rhythm and musical awareness. Leave with lots of take-home ideas! “THE HOBBIT” FAMILY SHOW WORKSHOP: May 4, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Cost: $15. Location: Flynn Center, Burlington. Info: 802-6524548, flynnarts@flynn center.org. Coming to see “The Hobbit” at the Flynn? Enrich your child’s experience of the performance in an exploratory workshop led by FlynnArts faculty in one of our studios. Together, you and your child play with the ideas and art forms you’ll see on stage, and then head behind the scenes after the show to meet the artists and see how they worked their magic!

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TINY HOUSE RAISING: Cost: $250. Location: Bakersfield & Westmore. Info: Peter King, 802-933-6103. A crew of beginners will help instructor Peter King frame and sheath a 10x10 house on May 1 & 2 in Bakersfield, VT from 9 a.m. - 5 p.m., and a 14x16 house on May 22 & 23 in Westmore from 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Info at www.vermonttinyhouses.com.

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LIFE MISSION INSTITUTE OPEN HOUSE: Apr. 25, 1-5 p.m. Location: Best Western Motel, Waterbury. Info: Sue, 802-244-7909. Ever wonder what you are supposed to be doing with your life? Out of work or looking to change careers? Come to this free program introducing the work of the Life Mission Institute of the Jungian Center; enjoy refreshments, meet exciting people, take away interesting materials.

for ages 3-7. Theme-based camps for ages 8-12. Adult beginner ballet and tap. Teen classes, hip-hop, lyrical jazz, tap, ballet, musical theater. Kids weeklong dance intensive and musical theater “glee” camp. All with friendly, caring, competent faculty. Come see why others come here!

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EXPLORATION OF MOVEMENT 16 CEU: Jun. 5-6, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. Cost: $245/16 CEUs/$225 when paid in full by May 17 ($50 nonrefundable deposit). Location: Touchstone Healing Arts, Burlington. Info: Dianne Swafford, 802-734-1121, swafford person@hotmail.com. Ortho-Bionomy (16 CEUs): Participants will learn to recognize and palpate patterns of joint and muscle movement in order to facilitate increased range of motion and to promote a general sense of well-being in the body. Ortho-Bionomy is a gentle, deeply effective, noninvasive body therapy, which is effective with both acute and chronic conditions and is used to reduce tension and improve structural alignment.

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understanding of how to develop ballet technique and dance expressively. Thursdays, 6:45 p.m. Cost: $9.50/class w/ class card, $12/drop-in. Location: Natural Bodies Pilates, 49 Heineberg Dr. (Rt. 127, 5 minutes from downtown Burlington), Colchester. Info: 802-863-3369, lucille@ naturalbodiespilates.com, NaturalBodiesPilates.com. Bartenieff Fundamentals and Laban Movement Analysis is taught in professional studios and universities worldwide, and now you can learn about it too in this class for beginning dancers with some ballet experience. Private and small-group creative and movement analysis sessions with Lucille Dyer CMA are also available by appointment. BALLROOM DANCE CLASSES: Location: The Champlain Club, Burlington. Info: First Step Dance, 802-598-6757, kevin@ firststepdance.com, www. FirstStepDance.com. Beginning classes repeat each month, and intermediate classes vary from month to month. As with all of our programs, everyone is encouraged to attend, and no partner is necessary. Come alone, or come with friends, but come out and dance! DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Cost: $13/class. Location: 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Victoria, 802-598-1077, info@salsalina.com. Salsa classes, nightclub-style. One-on-one, group and private, four levels. Beginner walk-in classes, Wednesdays, 6 p.m. Argentinean Tango class and social, Fridays, 7:30 p.m., walk-ins welcome. No dance experience, partner or preregistration required, just the desire to have fun! Drop in any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout! DANCING WITH STYLE BALLROOM DANCE STUDIO: Group classes Tuesday at 6, 7 and 8 p.m and Saturday at 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 and 8 p.m. Location: University Mall, S. Burlington. Info: Reinita Arnold, BA Dance, 802-7937524. Private lessons avail. by appt. No partner or experience needed. Classes are for beginners and all levels of dancers. Special wedding packages avail. 12 years experience with wedding choreography. Will travel. SUMMER DANCE CAMPS & CLASSES: July 5 - Aug. 21. Location: Spotlight On Dance, 50 San Remo Dr., S. Burlington. Info: 802-8657626. Kids mini dance camps


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help you prolong the harvest and add flavor to your food year round. RAISED BED GARDENING: Apr. 17, 10 a.m. Cost: $10. Location: Red Wagon Plants, 2408 Shelburne Falls Rd., Hinesburg. Info: Julie, 802-482-4060, julie@ redwagonplants.com. Local homesteaders and educators Markey Read and Tim King take a close look at all aspects of raised-bed gardening, from construction, fill materials, crop planning, mulching and harvesting. This will be a hands-on workshop with discussions of the various materials necessary for building, filling and maintaining a raised bed. WILD ABOUT FRUITS: THE PLANTING, PRUNING AND MAINTENANCE OF GROWING FRUITS: Apr. 17, 9:30-11 a.m. Cost: $10. Location: Gardener’s Supply, 128 Intervale Road, off Riverside Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-660-3505. If you’re growing berries, apples, cherries, or if you recently purchased some plants and are wondering about their care, join us. We’ll cover the basics of the most common fruits to grow in your yard. Weather depending, we’ll go outside to look at some fruits and so some maintenance.

herbs 150-HOUR CHINESE HERB PROGRAM: Sep. 25 - Jun. 5. Location: Elements of Healing, 21 Essex Way, Suite 109, Essex Junction. Info: Elements of Healing, Scott Moylan, 802-288-8160, elementsofhealing@verizon.net. This program will teach the fundamentals of Chinese medicine theory as well as a detailed study of assessment skills. We will cover well over 100 commonly used herbs and formulas for health and illness. This class is appropriate for beginners as well as other health care practitioners.

scott@elementsofhealing. net. GREEN CLEANERS DO IT YOURSELF: Apr. 18, 2-4 p.m. Cost: $20/2-hour hands-on workshop. Location: Purple Shutter Herbs, 7 W. Canal St., Winooski. Info: Purple Shutter Herbs, Purple Shutter Herbs, 802-8654372, psherbs@sover.net. Are you concerned with toxic fumes and harsh chemicals that might be carcinogenic when cleaning? Here are some very simple products and techniques to ease your worries! Learn how to make your own antiseptic cleaners for the whole house. Laura will provide plenty of ideas, a detailed handout and samples. WILD GREEN WINOOSKI RIVER WALK: Apr. 24, 4-6:30 p.m. Cost: $14/1.5-hour outdoor field trip. Location: Purple Shutter Herbs, 7 W. Canal St., Winooski. Info: Purple Shutter Herbs, Purple Shutter Herbs, 802865-4372, psherbs@sover. net. Join Melanie for a joyful romp along the Winooski River, locating new green life reaching its way up through the ground cover. We’ll sample as we go and learn about the plants’ life cycles, needs, proper identification and sustainable harvest, as well as their usefulness as food and medicine. WISDOM OF THE HERBS SCHOOL: Open House Saturday, Apr. 10, 1-4 p.m. at Rhapsody Cafe, 28 Main St., Montpelier. Programs: Wisdom of the Herbs: Eight-month Certification Program beginning May 15, 2010. Wild Edibles: Enhancing Local Food Security, beginning May 9, 2010. VSAC nondegree grants avail. to qualifying applicants; apply now. Location: Wisdom of the Herbs School, Woodbury. Info: Annie McCleary, 802-453-6764, anni emc@gmavt.net, www. WisdomOfTheHerbsSchool. com. Unique experiential programs embracing wild plants, holistic health and sustainable living skills,

valuable tools for living on the Earth in these changing times. Learn through herb walks and nature adventures, communion with nature, hands-on wild harvesting and preparation of wild edibles, and herbal home remedies, with intention and gratitude.

holistic health HEALING THRU DEEP RELAXATION: Apr. 24, 2-4 p.m. Cost: $30/2-hour class, includes a free CD. Location: The Dhatri Foundation, 185 Tilley Dr., S. Burlington. Info: Susan Fitzgerald, 802-4345201, susanfitzgeraldtra lee@eircom.net. Learn to deeply relax, soothing and calming your physical body, mind and emotions in one easy step. Naturally release accumulated stress and tension from your whole system. The practice of deep relaxation is especially helpful for sleep problems, any form of anxiety or depression, or any stress issue. THE HEALING POWER OF SLEEP: Fri. mornings, April 16, April 23; 10:00 a.m. to noon. Cost: $45/2 2-hour sessions. Location: Charlotte Senior Center, 212 Ferry Rd., Charlotte. Info: Susan Fitzgerald, 802434-5201, susanfitzger aldtralee@eircom.net. A night of deep, restful sleep works to balance your heart rate, blood pressure and all vital body functions. It also helps build and maintain a healthy immune system. Learn how deep relaxation can significantly improve the depth and quality of sleep to greatly enhance your health and well-being.

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Tuesday, April 6 at 5:30 p.m. Visitors are always welcome. Location: Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine Street, Burlington (across from Conant Metal and Light), Burlington. Info: 802-951-8900, aikidovt. org. Aikido is a dynamic Japanese martial art that promotes physical and mental harmony through the use of breathing exercises, aerobic conditioning, circular movements and pinning and throwing techniques. We also teach sword/staff arts and knife defense. Adult classes seven days a week. The Samurai Youth Program provides scholarships for children and teenagers, ages 8-18. AIKIDO: Tuesday-Friday 6-7:30 p.m., Saturdays 9-10 a.m. and Sundays 10-11:30 am. Visitors are always welcome. Location: Vermont Aikido, 274 N. Winooski Ave. (2nd floor), Burlington. Info: Vermont Aikido, 802-862-9785, www. vermontaikido.org. Aikido 101: Join us for this free class! Our free “Introduction to Aikido” hour begins at 10 a.m. on the 3rd Saturday of each month. Please bring or wear loose-fitting exercise clothing and plan to arrive 15 minutes before the session begins to register. This class is a nonstrenuous introduction to basic movement and training, open to anyone interested in learning more about Aikido. VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIUJITSU: Monday-Friday, 6-9 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m. First class is free. Location: Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Road, Williston. Info: 802-660-4072, Julio@ bjjusa.com, www.bjjusa. com. Vermont Brazilian JiuJitsu - classes for men, women and children. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu enhances strength,

flexibility, balance, coordination and cardio-respiratory fitness. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu training builds and helps to instill courage and self-confidence. We offer a legitimate Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu martial arts program in a friendly, safe and positive environment. Accept no imitations. Learn from one of the world’s best, Julio “Foca” Fernandez, CBJJ and IBJJF certified 6th Degree Black Belt Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Instructor under Carlson Gracie Sr. teaching in Vermont, born and raised in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil! A 5-Times Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu National Featherweight Champion and 3-Times Rio de Janeiro State Champion, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. Check out www.bjjusa.com.

massage ASIAN BODYWORK OPEN HOUSE: Location: Elements of Healing, 21 Essex Way, Suite 109, Essex Junction. Info: Elements of Healing, Scott Moylan, 802-2888160, elementsofhealing@ verizon.net. Elements of Healing will have an open house for their 500-hour Asian Bodywork Therapy Program on Saturday, April 24, from 1 to 3 p.m. This program will start in September 2010. Please call to reserve your place for the open house.

meditation LEARN TO MEDITATE: Meditation instruction available Sunday mornings, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m., or by appointment. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Saturday of each month for meditation and discussions, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. An Open House occurs every third Wednesday evening of each month, 7-9 p.m., which includes an

intro to the center, a short dharma talk and socializing. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 So. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-658-6795, www. burlingtonshambhalactr. org. Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself. The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom.

pilates ALL WELLNESS, LLC: Many package/pricing options to suit your budget. Please call for pricing details. Location: 208 Flynn Ave. (across from the antique shops, near Oakledge Park), Burlington. Info: 802-863-9900, www. allwellnessvt.com. We encourage all ages, all bodies and all abilities to discover greater ease and enjoyment in life by integrating Pilates, physical therapy, yoga and health counseling services. Come experience our welcoming atmosphere, skillful, caring instructors and lightfilled studio. First mat class is free! Also, please join us for a free introduction to the reformer, the first Tuesday of every month at 6:45 - just call to sign up. NATURAL BODIES PILATES: New in Apr.: Friday 3:30, Classical Mat. Mon.-Sat., choose from a full schedule of small-group classes, basic to advanced. Location: Natural Bodies Pilates, 49 Heineberg Dr. (Rt. 127, just over the bridge from Burlington’s New North End), Colchester. Info: 802-863-3369, lucille@ naturalbodiespilates.com,


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psychology THE CREATION OF CONSCIOUSNESS: Apr. 22 May. 27, 7-9 p.m. Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: Sue, 802-244-7909. an in-depth examination of carl Jung’s image of God and his understanding of our role as carriers of the numinosum and co-creators of reality, via the seminal work of Jung’s student edward edinger. led by Dr. sue Mehrtens, teacher and author.

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Rd., Shelburne. Info: the Shelburne Art Center, Sarah Grillo, 802-985-3648, info@ shelburneartcenter.og. spring and summer clay program at the shelburne art center offers hand-building, wheel-throwing, glazing and firing classes, pit-firing raku, and a full selection of clay and sculptural workshops. Great for people new to the craft or looking to refine their skills. Five-week sessions offered for all skill levels. vISUAl ARTS ClASSES: Classes begin early April. Location: The Shelburne Art Center, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: the Shelburne Art Center, Sarah Grillo, 802-985-3648, info@ shelburneartcenter.og. spring and summer classes at the shelburne art center include figure drawing, all levels and mediums of painting, including oils, acrylics, and watercolors, with classes focusing on landscapes, abstract painting techniques, and even college portfolio preparation. Workshops include monotype printmaking, plein air pastels and watercolors. WOOd ClASSES & WORkSHOpS: Classes begin in mid-April. Location: The Shelburne Art Center, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: the Shelburne Art Center, Sarah Grillo, 802-985-3648, info@shelburneartcenter. og. The spring and summer woodworking program at the shelburne art center offers classes for beginners to the craft, as well as intermediate and advanced students. Workshops include the art of Drawer Making. We also offer wood-studio rental.

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ally Linder has lived in Burlington for most of her 36-year painting career, but her palette looks nothing like Vermont’s. Lustrous earth tones fill Linder’s canvases, whether she’s demonstrating her figurative skills or letting loose with abstract-expressionist swirls and scumbles. Her glowing renderings of desert colors come from sojourns in southern Africa and the American West, the settings or inspirations for many of the works in Linder’s stirring show at the Firehouse Gallery. A trio of representational paintings readily visible from the Church Street Marketplace is sure to lure passersby to “Pilgrimage: Remote and Inner Landscapes,” which surveys Linder’s output since 1992. Each of these pieces depicts everyday scenes — with some imagined embellishments — of Soweto and other black South African townships that remain as segregated and impoverished now as in the days of apartheid. Amid shacks plopped on the grassy veld, however, most of the people in Linder’s paintings seem quite happy — even joyous. In “Luminous Beings,” for example, a woman overscaled in relation to the children around her stretches her arms toward heaven and exults. All three of these brilliantly lit compositions take the form of triptychs, with a central panel flanked by hinged wings. The association with early Christian and Gothic altar pieces is not coincidental. Linder’s work is suffused with a questing, spiritual quality, and some of her paintings are downright devotional. But they invite a viewer to come closer and touch. The side panels of the triptychs are painted on both front and back and can be swung open, shut entirely or left angled. Viewers are thus able to arrange the scenes in a variety of combinations and to alter their perspectives; what appears to be a three-part painting is actually multidimensional. And it’s not mere gimmickry: The funky form cleverly complements the cinematic content. Most of the pieces in “Pilgrimage” are big and bold. The show’s centerpiece is

“Ark of Hope,” a 500-pound chest with painted sides depicting seasonal scenes. This work, too, may be opened and closed, and inside it resides a papyrus copy of “The Earth Charter,” a declaration of environmental and social justice principles, along with 600 handmade books on similar themes crafted by adults and children from many countries. As a spontaneous response to the events of September 11, 2001, Linder and various helpers rolled and carried the ark from Shelburne to Manhattan over the course of two months. That journey, culminating in an exhibit at United Nations headquarters, generated media

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interest in Linder and her collaborators on the ark, cabinetmaker Kevin Jenness and fiber artist Beth Haggart. But Linder’s grandest example of artas-spectacle is probably her 1998 ritual burial in Borneo, Cameroon and Madagascar of 14 paintings from her “Remembering the Primates” series. These portraits of gorillas, lemurs, gibbons and orangutans native to those lands were painted following a 1995 Christmas Eve fire at the Philadelphia Zoo that killed 23 endangered primates. A few pieces from this series, each bordered with tribal patterns, are included in the Firehouse retrospective. The rear room of the gallery contains several abstract paintings, all of which have been given representational titles, such as “Crazy Clowns” and “Two Boys Walking Through Starry Night.” The

“Diepsloot,” South Africa, 2003

names and the continuity of colors from the South African township series help blur the boundaries between realism and abstraction — which Linder seems to regard as arbitrary and artificial ones, anyway. She has said that the painter’s choice of portraying objectively or subjectively is determined by the subject’s desire to be recognized or left to the imagination. The room looking out on City Hall Park is dominated by a 10-by-5-foot piece entitled “Homage to Shostakovich Opus 110.” It looks like a Pollock painting of a sun storm. The surging, ebullient music that inspired Linder’s own explosive opus can be heard on headphones provided by the gallery. While such bombast has plenty of aesthetic appeal, the show’s most powerful pieces are three small ink-onpaper drawings hanging inconspicuously in a corner of the room that fronts on Church Street. They demonstrate Linder’s fine draftsmanship more dramatically and evocatively than anything else in the show. Each sheet offers a view of the skeleton of a great horned owl that fell dead from a spruce tree onto a Burlington sidewalk.

Linder says in the catalog accompanying “Pilgrimage” that she carried the owl home and watched its body decompose and return to the earth in an “exquisite” 18-month-long process. She then arranged the skeleton in poses that “articulated his powerful delicacy and clown-like antics.” The subsequent drawings, with their hatched shadings, movingly illustrate Linder’s discovery of “the striking resemblance between owl and man, as if they had sprung from the same thought.” In addition to Pollock, other influences can be discerned in Linder’s work. A few paintings featuring pelvic bones and cow skulls actually look too much like Georgia O’Keeffe’s signature images. Much more subtle — and perceptively noted by Vermont painter Cameron Davis in the handsome “Pilgrimage” catalog produced by Kasini House — is Linder’s kinship with pioneering abstractionist Wassily Kandinsky (18661944). The connection is evident not so much in the two artists’ styles as in their spiritualism. Even at her most representational, Linder is clearly concerned as much with the metaphysical realm as with the physical world. B Y K EV I N J . K EL L EY Sally Linder, “Pilgrimage: Remote and Inner Landscapes.” Firehouse Gallery, Burlington. Through May 1.


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AdAm deVArney & CAtherine WArd: Mixedmedia paintings by the local artists. Through April 30 at Tribeca in burlington. info, 861-2784. ‘Alter(ed) ego, FAmily & Friends’: A group portrait in vignettes, of characters in the artists’ lives, including clothing, photographs and text annotating the cast of characters. Through May 31 at Flynndog in burlington. info, 363-4746. AmAndA ZACkem: “The black series,” photographs that “cross the boundaries of reality and dreaming.” Through May 1 at Firehouse Center Community Darkroom in burlington. info, 865-7161. ‘Andy WArhol: FAshionistAs And Celebrities’: A selection of rarely seen photographs, including polaroids, from a gift of the Andy warhol Foundation, offer a window into the celebrities of the 1970s and ‘80s, wilbur Room. Through April 26 at Fleming Museum, uVM in burlington. info, 656-0570. April At the mAltex: nine area artists exhibit paintings, photographs, mixed media and sculpture in the hallways of all four floors. Through April 30 at The Maltex building in burlington. info, 865-7166. ‘Artists get Wet’: Members of the essex Art league show works interpreting the watery theme. Through May 31 at phoenix books in essex. info, 862-3014. CArol golemboski: “psychometry,” blackand-white photographs of found vintage items that explore issues relating to anxiety, loss and existential doubt. Through May 1 at pine street Art works in burlington. info, 863-8100. dJ bArry: “primary imagination,” acrylic paintings using only the three primary colors. Through April 30 at August First in burlington. info, 540-0060. ‘entropiC restruCted: A group exhibit featuring 10 artists from Vermont and new York whose work is focused on manifestations of deterioration and transformation, including painting, mixed media and photography. Through May 1 at borough gallery & studio in burlington. info, shawnacross@gmail.com.

greg mAmCZAk: “The greg show,” surreal collage paintings resulting from rearranging and misinterpreting events and ideas. Through April 30 at union station in burlington. info, 310-3211.

thE chAffEE Art cENtEr in Rutland is accepting submissions for juried artist members and featured artists. Deadline: May 1. info, info@chaffeeartcenter.org. iNSpirED bY NAturE: Create art celebrating the nature Conservancy’s VT preserves. Juried exhibit will show at bryan gallery and the bennington Center. Deadline: May 10. info, nature.org/ inspiredbynature. ANArchY! how Do You ENViSioN ANArchY? be conceptual or concrete; all media welcome. Deadline: April 23. exhibit dates: June 22 – July 31, 2010. info, www. studioplacearts.com or 479-7069. oN thE plANEt: An exhibit in september showcasing artwork and performances by American and Japanese artists. spA seeks proposals for installations, new media and work in conceptual series. Deadline: May 1. info, www. studioplacearts.com or 479-7069. FestiVAl oF the Arts in Jeffersonville: A fine-arts festival showcasing only Vermont artists. Deadline: May 31. space limited. submit your work at ArtsFestVt.com. seVen dAys is seeking artwork in any 2-D medium that depicts food. The submissions will be juried for two companion exhibits in May, at Red square and the Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts in burlington, to correspond with Seven Days’ Restaurant week. send up to four images per artist, and any questions, via email to foodart@ sevendaysvt.com. Deadline: April 15.

greg mAmCZAk: new oil paintings. Through May 1 at speaking Volumes in burlington. info, 540-0107.

irene Fertik: “From Tesfa to Tikva (hope to hope): ethiopian Jews in israel,” photographs by the former Vermont photographer from a book project documenting the absorption of ethiopian Jews into israel. Through April 30 at Fletcher Free library in burlington. info, 865-7211.

Jerome milks: “Dramatic light in the Champlain Valley,” large-format photographs of landscape and nature images. Through April 15 at lake Champlain Chamber of Commerce in burlington. info, 863-3489.

Christopher thompson Artist tAlk: The artist and curator of the Firehouse gallery discusses his work, which uses corporate information graphics and business analytic techniques to investigate the perceived incomprehensible nature of contemporary art. wednesday, April 14, 5:30-7 p.m., Colburn gallery, burlington. info, 656-2014. JACkie mAngione open studio CoW pAinting: The artist transforms a fiberglass cow into a 17th-century-styled work of art for a public art benefit project this summer. Thursday, April 15, 11 a.m. - 5 p.m., soda plant, burlington. info, 879-7908. Colin ChAse leCture: The sculptor who exhibits nationally talks about his work. Thursday, April 15, 8-10 p.m., lowe lecture hall, Johnson. info, 635-2727. Clytie AlexAnder Artist leCture: The painter talks about her work. Friday, April 16, 8-10 p.m., lowe lecture hall, Johnson. info, 635-2727.

Jude bond: “Yours Till niagara Falls,” faux snapshots of happy couples made using new and old photographs, and technology. Through April 30 at Vintage Jewelers in burlington. info, 862-2233. kAti ringer: Comparative abstracts in photography and painting. Through May 2 at uncommon grounds in burlington. info, 865-6227. ken signorello: “in a Fog,” photography of local mist-laden scenes. Through April 29 at healthy living in south burlington. info, 238-2647. mAggie stAndley: oil and mixed-media abstract paintings by the Vermont artist. Through May 3 at synergy Fitness in williston. info, 233-7676. mAry lAmboley & glynnis FAWkes: “After images,” recent drawings; and “before Troy,” paintings, respectively. Through April 18 at 215 College gallery in burlington. info, 863-3662. nAnCy tAplin: new gestural works on paper and canvas by the Vermont artist. Through June 26 at

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‘true liFe: push-ups’: A senior seminar fine-art show by eight students. Through April 16 at Colburn gallery in burlington. A reception features tunes from a “Crazy Famous DJ.”: wednesday, April 14, 6:30-8:30 p.m. info, 656-2014. ‘Art oF Vermont: the stAte ColleCtion’: A traveling exhibit of 50 works in the 1000-piece collection of the state of Vermont, in celebration of the 20th anniversary of the Art in state buildings program. This is the grand finale exhibit of the two-year tour. Through April 18 at T.w. wood gallery in Montpelier. Reception: Thursday, April 15, 5-7 p.m. info, 828-5423 Addison County Community members: works in a variety of media by local artists of all ages. Through May 8 at Art on Main in bristol. Reception: Friday, April 16, 5-7 p.m. info, 453-4032.

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Amy e. Tarrant gallery, Flynn Center in burlington. info, 652-4500. niki FrAnkenstein: new encaustic and mixedmedia works. Through April 30 at The Daily planet in burlington. info, 578-0499. nini CrAne & deb runge: The members of the essex Art league show their works. Through April 30 at essex Town offices. info, 862-3014. pAtriCk leAhy: “The eye of senator leahy - A Front Row seat to history,” photographs of the people and places experienced by Vermont’s senior senator, who’s served in the nation’s capital for 35 years. Through May 2 at eCho lake Aquarium and science Center/leahy Center for lake Champlain in burlington. info, 864-1848 ext. 125.

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Joelen mulVAney: The painter holds an open-house exhibit of abstract paintings with the theme of indigenous. sunday, April 18, 4-7 p.m., Vermont studio Center, Johnson. info, 479-1931.

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‘gumbo’: A multimedia show that examines the state of society and interconnectivity of ideas regarding art, humanity and politics. Curated by documentary & photography student Dylan Kelley. Through April 23 at burlington College. info, 862-9616.

tAste oF stoWe Arts FestiVAl: sell your artwork at the Taste of stowe summer festival, July 30 - August 1. get on board to contact fans, create new collectors, make connections and increase artist links. Deadline for application: May 21. More info, helenday.com.

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Sage TuckeR-keTcham: New abstract paintings and a hand-painted fiberglass cow. Through April 30 at Shelburne Art Center. Info, 985-3648.

SaRa BRidgman & STeve maeck: New works by the Vermont artists and childhood friends exhibit mixed-media works specifically selected to complement each other harmoniously. Through May 21 at Jager DiPaola Kemp Design in Burlington. Info, 864-5884.

‘vieWS and Re-vieWS: SovieT PoliTical PoSTeRS and caRToonS’: An array of images spanning more than six decades, from the time of the Russian Civil War (1918-23) to the late Soviet period, including propaganda and Soviet pins, East Gallery. Through May 23 at Fleming Museum, UVM in Burlington. Info, 656-0570.

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Shayne lynn: Large-scale color photography, Skyway; Annie Tiberio Cameron: color photography of botanicals, Lake Champlain Gates 1 & 2; and Phil Herbison: “Wall Soup,” mixed media on wood panels, Escalator. Through April 30 at Burlington Airport in South Burlington. Info, 865-7166.

‘The cloTheSline PRojecT’: An annual exhibit of T-shirts created by women to depict the experiences of sexual assault, incest and rape, and their healing through artistic expression. Sponsored by the Women’s Rape Crisis Center. Through April 30 at Metropolitan Gallery, Burlington City Hall. Info, 865-7166.

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Sally lindeR: “Pilgrimage,” remote and inner landscapes in a retrospective of figurative and abstract paintings by the Burlington artist, whose work reflects travels in South Africa, Madagascar, Borneo, Cameroon and other locales. Through May 1 at Firehouse Gallery in Burlington. Info, 865-7165.

‘SToRied oBjecTS: TRacing Women’S liveS in veRmonT’: Artifacts from the museum’s permanent collection, along with oral and written narratives of Vermont women from the Vermont Folklife Center and UVM’s Special Collections, offer a glimpse into Vermont life from the 19th century onward. Through September 3 at Fleming Museum, UVM in Burlington. Info, 656-0750.

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Polly Raine: “The Blue, Easy Chair,” recent photographs featuring narrative, landscape, portrait and documentary subjects. Through May 9 at Bistro Sauce in Shelburne. Info, 985-2830.

SoPhie eiSneR: “Making Faces,” wall-hung sculptures with a variety of human expressions, and drawings, by the Vermont artist. Through May 1 at S.P.A.C.E. Gallery in Burlington.


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Anne SArckA: “A Passion for Oranges,” recent acrylics and drawings. Through April 30 at The Shoe Horn in Montpelier. Info, 223-5454. Anne SArckA: “River Visions: Winter Into Spring,” acrylic paintings about the North Branch of the Winooski River. Through April 30 at KelloggHubbard Library in Montpelier. Info, 223-3338. ‘Art of Vermont: the StAte collection’: A traveling exhibit of 50 works in the 1000-piece collection of the state of Vermont, in celebration of the 20th anniversary of the Art in State Buildings Program. Through April 18 at T.W. Wood Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-5423. BriAn D. cohen: Watercolors and etchings by the Putney artist and founder of Bridge Press. Through April 30 at Vermont Arts Council Spotlight Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-5423.

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elizABeth BillingS & michAel SAccA: Weaving-based artworks and photographs from a series called “Twilight,” respectively. Through May 14 at Feick Fine Arts Center, Green Mountain College in Poultney. Info, 287-8926. ‘fAce to fAce: An exhiBit of PortrAiture from the uniVerSity collection’: Portraits spanning Chinese ancestral paintings to the 19th century; also a large-scale landscape, “Old Man of the Mountain” by Samuel Lancaster Jerry. Through August 1 at Sullivan Museum & History Center, Norwich University in Northfield. Info, 485-2448.

jAmeS Sturm: ‘mArket DAy’: The cofounder and director of the cartooning school exhibits original art for his new graphic novel, Market Day. Through May 1 at Center for Cartoon Studies in White River Junction. Info, 295-3319. PAul gruhler: New abstract paintings that explore spatial relationships and the harmony and tension within color, line and form. Through May 27 at Governor’s Office Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-0749. Peter DreScher: “East and West: Landscapes and Relics,” photographs. Through April 30 at The Green Bean Art Gallery at Capitol Grounds in Montpelier. Info, artwhirled23@yahoo.com. SuSAn AirriS Berry: New prints. Through April 30 at Two Rivers Printmaking Studio in White River Junction. Info, 295-5901. ‘to life! A celeBrAtion of Vermont jewiSh women’: Oral histories, photographic portraits, archival images and artworks by female Jews in the state make up the Vermont Jewish Women’s History Project directed by Sandy Gartner and Ann Buffum. Through July 3 at Vermont History Museum in Montpelier. Info, 479-8505.

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AmericAn PAintingS AnD PrintS from the ShelBurne muSeum: Thirty works represent the interests of American artists in urban and rural areas before 1900, and celebrate the landscape and its inhabitants. Through June 6 at Middlebury College Museum of Art. Info, 443-3168. ‘Bounty’: A traveling exhibit showcasing painters, sculptors, photographers, writers, textile and video artists who are also farmers in Vermont. Through April 24 at Creative Space Gallery in Vergennes. Info, 828-3292.

‘giVe uS Some BlueS’: A group multimedia show that explores the color blue, Main Floor Gallery; and Emily N. Wilson: multimedia installations, Third Floor Gallery. Through April 17 at Studio Place Arts in Barre. Info, 479-7069.

chilDren’S Book illuStrAtorS: “When the Wind Bears Go Dancing,” featuring illustrations by Woody Jackson, Phoebe Stone, Tracey Campbell Pearson and six others. Through April 25 at Chaffee Art Center in Rutland. Info, 775-0356.

glen coBurn hutcheSon & SonjA SeAwright: “Emma and the Witch,” an exhibition by the illustrator-and-writer collaborators with cut-paper illustrations matched to the story’s full text. April 15 through 30 at Rhapsody Natural Foods Café in Montpelier. Info, 229-6112.

‘greece VS. rome: the 18th-century QueSt for the SourceS of weStern ciVilizAtion’: Piranesi prints of ancient Rome and plates from Stuart and Revett’s Antiquities of Athens document the Enlightenment-era debate about the respective merits of Rome and Greece; co-curated by professor of art and architecture Pieter Broucke and some of his students. Through April 18 at Middlebury College Museum of Art. Info, 443-3168.

grouP SculPture Show: Leila Bandar, Kat Clear, Chris Curtis, David Tanych and Denis Versweyveld show works in stone, steel, wood and other media in this biennial installation. Through May 1 at Vermont Arts Council Sculpture Garden in Montpelier. Info, 828-3292.


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‘It Was tHIs BIg’: “The one that got away” inspired the paintings in this group member show. Through April 30 at Brandon Artists’ Guild. Info, 247-4956. James Borden & roBert a. gold: “81 Restaurants, 81 Paintings, 81 Years,” watercolors by the octagenarian artist; and “Cityscapes,” digitally altered multimedia works, respectively. Through June 30 at Tourterelle Restaurant in New Haven. Info, 377-2579. Jean CHerouny: ‘PaInted’: Canvasses that explore the artist’s process of applying paint with roller skates. Through May 29 at The Art House in Middlebury. Info, 458-0464. Jess graHam & BetHany Farrell: New, bold paintings by the Vermont artists. Through May 15 at Studio V in Vergennes. Info, 877-6524.

“sPrIng aWakenIng”: The gallery welcomes eight new artists whose work creates a vibrant exhibit to mark the return of balmy days and abundant light. Through May 16 at Edgewater Gallery in Middlebury. Info, 458-0098.

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alex BottInellI: Paintings and mixed media by the Hardwick artist. Through June 7 at Claire’s Restaurant & Bar in Hardwick. Info, 472-7053.

alIne ordman & CHrIstoPHer grIFFIn: “New Mythology” and “Suspended Moments” are the respective titles of these concurrent shows of figurative paintings. Through May 2 at West Branch Gallery and Sculpture Park in Stowe. Info, 253-8943.

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karen daWson: “Color Moves,” new interpretative landscape paintings in oil and acrylic. Through April 26 at Northeast Kingdom Artisans’ Guild Backroom Gallery in St. Johnsbury. Info, 748-0158. karen rand anderson: “It’s Not What You Thought,” an MFA Thesis exhibit in mixed media, sculpture and works on paper. Through April 17 at Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College. Info, 635-1469. lIsa lIllIBrIdge: “Birds of a Feather,” whimsical folk art and carved paintings of lovable birds. Through May 14 at Blue Paddle Bistro in South Hero. Info, 372-4814.

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lIz kauFFman: “Through the Window,” new abstracted landscapes by the resident staff artist at the Vermont Studio Center. Through April 30 at Winding Brook Bistro in Johnson. Info, 635-9950. Vermont & montréal artIsts: A new exhibit featuring 11 artists from both sides of the border, including Heidi Lague, Lyna Lou Nordstrom, Rachelle LaPointe, Charlotte Rosshandler and Leah Van Rees. Through May 1 at the TART Gallery in Montgomery Center. Info, heidi.lague@gmail.com.

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susan meIselas: “In History,” a touring exhibit of images from the career of the renowned documentary photojournalist, best known for her work covering political upheavals in Central America in the 1970s-80s. Through June 20 at Hood Museum, Dartmouth College in Hanover. Info, 603-646-2426. ‘tIFFany glass’: An exhibit of colorful, recently discovered lamps, windows and other stainedglass works by the legendary Louis C. Tiffany (1848-1933). Through May 2 at Montréal Museum of Fine Arts. Info, 514-285-2000. m

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Byron lemBo-Frey: “My Humanity,” paintings, sculpture, prints and digital media that reflect themes of identity, feelings and life experiences. April 20 through 24 at Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College. Info, 635-1469.

Joan maCkenzIe: Whimsical animal paintings. Through April 29 at Blue Paddle Bistro in South Hero. Info, 372-4814.

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Jane serednICky & roBert Halsted: The 91-year-old painter and her grandson, a woodworker and engineer, share an exhibit. Through April 18 at Emile A. Gruppe Gallery in Jericho. Info, 899-3211.

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trent CamPBell: “Behind the Scenes,” photos by the Addison County photographer of the process and production of the Middlebury Community Players’ staging of The Music Man. Through May 2 at Jackson Gallery, Town Hall Theater in Middlebury. Info, 388-1436.

HeIdI Pollard: “Unsayable,” recent paintings. Through May 30 at Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College. Info, 635-1469.

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JIll reynolds: The 2009 Cameron Artistin-Residence exhibits new flameworked glass artworks inspired by the metaphors of science. Through April 24 at Johnson Memorial Building, Middlebury College. Info, 443-3168.

graCe seleCtIons: A sampling of artwork by nine artists in the Grass Roots Art and Community Effort program. Through April 30 at GRACE in Hardwick. Info, 472-6857.

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here’s something ultimately unsatisfying about photographer/music video director Floria Sigismondi’s feature debut. The problem isn’t that it hits so many traditional rock biopic notes. The problem is that it purports to tell the story of a manufactured ’70s allgirl band and, when it’s over, the character you remember most vividly is the guy who did the manufacturing. As flamboyant producer-puppetmaster Kim Fowley, Michael Shannon dominates the movie as thoroughly as Fowley dominated the five underage California girls he recruited to form the Runaways. Shannon’s a powerful actor, but the reason he walks away with the film is Sigismondi’s weak script. She borrows the broad strokes of the group’s rise and fall from Neon Angel, the 1989 memoir by lead singer Cherie Currie, but she lacks the narrative chops to turn that outline into a story that goes more than skin deep. Sigismondi’s first mistake, in fact, is focusing on Currie, a vacuous blond Bowie wannabe, instead of on the Runaways’ most

talented and enduring alumna, Joan Jett. The movie’s early scenes depict the fortuitous confrontation between the leatherjacketed young rocker — channeled to perfection by Kristen Stewart — and the twitchy Sunset Strip Svengali. Jett practically puts dollar signs in Fowley’s eyes when she tells him about her plan to form a band made up exclusively of teenage girls, and the two scour the L.A. club scene in search of the perfect front person. Dakota Fanning plays Currie, a lost soul with family problems (mom’s a bitch, dad’s a drunk) who’s selected strictly on the basis of her looks and jailbait status. “I like your style,” the impresario announces after spotting the 15-year-old in a crowded joint one night. “Want to be in a band?” By this time, the rest of the group has miraculously assembled and become a tight, hard-rocking machine rehearsing in a squalid Valley trailer that serves as boot camp for the demented drill sergeant. Currie can’t sing a note. Within weeks, she’s transformed by Fowley into a snarling tigress in platform shoes.

That is to say, the real Cherie Currie was. Fanning never quite convinces in the role. Not as a tough-as-nails trailblazer. Not as a conflicted victim of fame once the Runaways attain it. Least of all as a casualty of the road who one day decides to just say no to stardom and walks away from everything she always wanted without a word of explanation. Stewart has the opposite problem here. She’s completely believable as Jett, but, until its final scene, Sigismondi’s script keeps her on a leash, relegating her to second string and denying her an opportunity

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Carell’s character recalls the sweet dweeb he debuted in The 40-Year-Old Virgin, with none of Michael Scott’s underlying creepiness. As for the plot of Date Night, it’s what they call an evergreen. Remove the references to flash drives and Fergie, and director Shawn Levy’s tale of overworked parents who need a little spice in their marriage would work as a vehicle for Chevy Chase and Goldie Hawn in 1978. (It even has a gratuitous, noisy car chase that could have been lifted straight from a film of that era.) Naturally, when Phil and Claire seek out excitement — by fibbing their way into a table at a Manhattan hot spot called Claw — they get more than they bargained for. The no-show couple whose reservation they pinched turns out to be on the hit list of a mafioso (Ray Liotta), and soon his lackeys are gunning for the suburban pair. Many absurd, hackneyed twists and a handful of decent gags ensue. The film’s laughs come less often from its script (by Josh Klausner, a veteran of the two last Shrek movies) than from its actors — and not just the two stars. A gaggle of good performers show up in supporting roles, including Mark Wahlberg as an eerily unflappable, always shirtless Jason Bourne type (who inspires much drooling

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Date Night ★★★ he problem with too many comedies about relationships is that only half the couple is funny. There’s a familiar Hollywood pattern of pairing a standup comic with a “hot” actress who spends the film laughing at him or rolling her eyes. We occasionally see this reversed in female-oriented rom coms such as the Sex and the City movie, where women do the quipping and men stand around waiting to offer a dozen roses or pay for a walk-in closet. Yet other scripts are misguided attempts to present both lovers as hilarious screwballs (The Ugly Truth, My Best Friend’s Girl) that somehow merely make them come off as hateful caricatures who deserve each other. But rarely does a film showcase a likeable couple that’s evenly matched and compatible in the wit department. The best thing about Date Night, and one of the few reasons to see it, is that it does just that. Tina Fey and Steve Carell have similar comic styles — both lurching between moments of mania and paralyzing self-consciousness — and, not surprisingly, they match up fine. Playing Phil and Claire Foster, middle-class, middle-aged spouses with two small kids, neither offers any surprises here. Fey is basically doing Liz Lemon as a New Jersey realtor, while

to reveal the thunder god it’s fully apparent she’s born to be. Only in the movie’s last moments, which hint at her second coming as the stadium-filling leader of the Blackhearts (with “I Love Rock ’n’ Roll” blasting in the background) does she get her close-up. It’s a thrilling couple of minutes against which everything that precedes it unfortunately pales. As an overgrown music video, The Runaways suffices nicely. The songs are hardly timeless, but they’re fun and sound great — having been rerecorded for the film by Jett, who executive produced. As a movie, on the other hand, it’s a bit of a tease. These five girls rewrote the rules of rock. They boldly went where no young women had gone before. It would have been nice to learn more about them as human beings, to discover what made them capable of accomplishing that. Of even wanting that. Sigismondi’s film never gets around to asking such questions, much less answering them.

RILE TONE Fey and Carell relearn how to use a payphone in Levy’s couples-oriented comedy of errors.

in Claire); Mila Kunis and James Franco as the feckless young pair for whom our heroes have been mistaken; and William Fichtner as a way-too-smooth, crusading district attorney. These cameos keep Date Night feeling like a ragtag, amiable gathering of funny people who enjoy each other’s company, rather than the cynical piece of action-comedy crap it actually is. And, at moments, when the silliness about car chases and strip clubs recedes, it actually becomes a movie about something real. In one scene, Fey’s character confesses that she fantasizes about being alone — about

having “a day that doesn’t depend on how somebody else’s day went.” In this midlife-crisis-comedy genre, usually dominated by glum, domesticated males in need of wild party action (see Hot Tub Time Machine), it’s nice to get another perspective. More importantly, though, when the Fosters dine out and amuse themselves by inventing personalities for the couples at surrounding tables, their improvised-sounding banter really clicks. A comic couple with a noncontrived reason to stay married: what a concept. MARGOT HARRISON


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DiARY oF A WimpY KiDHHH Zachary Gordon is featured in the big-screen version of Jeff Kinney’s bestselling book chronicling a preteen’s middle-school travails. Steve Zahn and Devon Bostick costar. Thor (Hotel for Dogs) Freudenthal directs. (120 min, PG; Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Welden)

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DAtE NiGHtHHH Steve Carell and Tina Fey star in this action comedy about a suburban couple whose attempt to spice things up with a night out at a new Manhattan restaurant backfires when cops mistake them for a pair of wanted criminals and pursue them from one end of the city to the other. Mark Wahlberg and James Franco costar. Shawn (Night at the Museum) Levy directs. (88 min, PG-13. Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Paramount, Roxy, Welden)

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cRAZY HEARtHHHH Jeff Bridges won an Oscar in the role of a once chart-topping country singer who’s fallen on hard times. Costarring Maggie Gyllenhaal, Colin Farrell and Robert Duvall and featuring original music by T-Bone Burnett and Stephen Bruton. (117 min, R. Roxy)

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wednesday 14 — thursday 15 Date Night 1:05, 2:10, 3:20, 4:35, 6:20, 7:20, 8:40, 9:35. Letters to God 1, 3:40, 7, 9:30. clash of the titans (3-D) 2, 4:30, 7:10, 9:40. clash of the titans (2-D) 6:40, 9:10. tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get married too? 8:50. The Last Song 1:50, 4:20, 6:50, 9:20. How to train Your Dragon (3-D) 1:40, 4, 6:10, 8:30. Hot tub time machine 1:30, 4:10, 7:15, 9:45. Diary of a Wimpy Kid 1:15, 3:45. The Bounty Hunter 1:10, 3:50, 6:25. Alice in Wonderland (3-D) 1, 3:30, 6:30, 9. friday 16 — monday 19 *Kick-Ass 12:40 (Fri-Sun only), 1:30, 3:20, 4:10, 6:10, 7, 8:50, 9:40. *Death at a Funeral 1:20, 3:40, 6:40, 9:10. Date Night 12 (Fri-Sun only), 1:45, 2:30, 4:45, 6:20, 7:15, 8:35, 9:30. clash of the titans (3-D) 11:30 a.m. (Fri-Sun only), 2, 4:30, 7:10, 9:40. The Last Song 11:25 a.m. (Fri-Sun only), 1:50, 4:15, 6:50, 9:20. How to train Your Dragon (3-D) 11:25 a.m. (FriSun only), 1:40, 4, 6:15, 8:30. Hot tub time machine 3:50, 7:20, 9:45. Diary of a Wimpy Kid 11:35 a.m. (Fri-Sun only), 4:05. Alice in Wonderland (3-D) Fri-Sun: 12:50, 3:30, 6:30, 9. Mon: 1, 3:30, 6:30, 9. Letters to God 1:10. Schedule for Tuesday, April 20 not available at press time. Check 7dvt.com/ movie-times for updates.

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wednesday 14 — thursday 15 ***metropolitan opera Presents an Encore of Hamlet Wed only: 6:30. *Kick-Ass Thu only: 10 p.m. clash of the titans 1, 3:40, 6:50, 9:25. Date Night 10:30 a.m. (Thu only), 12:35, 2:45, 4:50, 7, 9:10. Diary of a Wimpy Kid 1:25, 3:45. Fish tank 1:10, 3:50, 6:40, 9:20. The Ghost Writer 12:45, 3:35, 6:25, 9:15. Green Zone 3:55. Hot tub time machine 12:40, 2:50, 5, 7:10, 9:30. How to train Your Dragon 12:30, 2:40, 4:55, 7:05, 9:20. Shutter Island 12:50 (both days), 6:20 (Thu only). The Bounty Hunter 6:30, 9. The Last Song 10:30 a.m. (Thu only), 1:20, 4, 6:35, 9:05. friday 16 — thursday 22 *Death at a Funeral 12:40, 2:50, 5, 7:10, 9:30. *KickAss 10:30 a.m. (Thu only), 1:10, 3:50, 6:45, 9:25. *The Joneses 10:30 a.m. (Thu only), 1:15, 3:55, 6:50, 9:10. clash of the titans 1, 3:40, 6:35, 9:05. Date Night 12:35, 2:45, 4:50, 7, 9:10. Diary of a Wimpy Kid 1:25, 3:45. The Ghost Writer 12:45, 3:35, 6:25, 9:15. Hot tub time machine 6:55, 9:20. How to train Your Dragon 12:30, 2:40, 4:55, 7:05, 9:20. The Last Song 1:20, 4, 6:30, 9. ***For special event descriptions, see Calendar.

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wednesday 14 — thursday 15 *Kick-Ass Thu only: 10 p.m. Date Night 7. clash of the titans 7. How to train Your Dragon 7. friday 16 — thursday 22 *Kick-Ass Fri-Sun: 2, 4, 7, 9. Mon-Thu: 7. Date Night Fri-Sun: 2, 4, 7, 9. Mon-Thu: 7. clash of the titans Fri-Sun only: 4, 9. How to train Your Dragon Fri-Sun: 2, 7. Tue-Thu: 7. crazy Heart Mon only: 7.

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taUrUs (april 20-May 20): taurus genius irving berlin (1888-1989) has been called the greatest songwriter who ever lived. among his 1500 compositions were iconic tunes like “god bless america” and “White Christmas,” as well as scores for 18 Hollywood movies and 19 broadway shows. and yet he never learned to read or write music. Was he embarrassed about his handicap? not at all. He even bragged about it. He felt that having such a minimal grasp of the conventions of songwriting was an advantage, giving him the freedom to be extraordinarily original. is there any way in which you’re like irving berlin, taurus? Do you have a seeming limitation that is actually an aid to your creativity and uniqueness? Celebrate it this week. gemiNi (May 21-June 20): “every changed

circumstance contains opportunities, which accrue to the first people to recognize them,” wrote poet Charles Potts. “since circumstances are in constant flux, there is a steady stream of opportunities. learn to spot them and make them your own.” i offer you this advice, gemini, because you’ll soon be in a prime position to derive great benefit from it. if you tweak your attitude just right — aligning your novelty receptors to be on high alert — the clattering commotion of metamorphosis that’s headed your way will bring with it a bustling welter of unforeseen openings.

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liBra (sept. 23-oct. 22): Present the following dare to a person or persons with whom you would like to go deeper: “you think you know me, but you really know just a tantalizing fraction. Would you like to experience the rest of the story?” and if anyone expresses interest, take him or her on a magical tour they won’t forget. reveal the sides of you that are too mysteriously interesting to show the general public, or too intimate to reveal to anyone you don’t trust, or so potent they might intimidate those who don’t have a lot of self-possession. scorpio (oct. 23-nov. 21): in north america, California condors are the biggest flying birds that live on land. Their wingspans are up to 10 feet. once sacred to certain native americans, these members of the vulture family can live for 60 years and soar as high as 15,000 feet. but they came close to extinction in the 20th century, mostly because of human activity. in 1987, conservationists intervened. in the hope of replenishing the population in captivity, they captured every last one of the 22 remaining wild condors. Painstaking efforts gradually yielded results, and today there are 348 birds, including 187 in the wild. i bring this to your attention, scorpio, because

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Photons work hard to get from the heart of the sun to the surface. They can take up to 160,000 years to complete the 400,000+-mile journey. And yet once Earth-bound photons get topside, they travel the 93-million-mile distance to our planet in just over eight minutes. I foresee a metaphorically similar situation unfolding in your life in the coming weeks. A development that has been a long time in the making will accelerate tremendously in its last phase of ripening. i believe now is an excellent time to begin a project to save your own metaphorical version of an “endangered species.”

sagittariUs (nov. 22-Dec. 21): according to Us Weekly, baseball star alex rodriguez owns two paintings of himself in which he’s portrayed as half-man, half-horse. This is an excellent time for you to be inspired by his example. gazing at a picture of a mythical centaur who looks like you would speak to your subconscious mind in just the right way. bypassing your rational ego, that stirring icon would animate and cultivate the wise animal

startling prediction: More Capricorn spiritual seekers will become enlightened in the next five weeks than in any comparable period of history. Hell, there’ll be so much infinity mixed with eternity available for your tribe that even a lot of you non-seekers could get a lightning bolt of illumination or two. That’s not to say that you have to accept the uplifting revelations, or even tune in to them, for that matter. if you’d prefer to ignore the sacred hubbub and go about your practical business without having to hassle with the consequences of a divine download, that’s fine.

aQUariUs (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Can you imagine what it would be like to venture into the opposite of the bermuda triangle? you know, a zone where wonderfully odd things occur rather than bad strange things? i think that such a place exists, and i think you’ll soon find it. The luck that unfolds for you will be a blend of dumb and brilliant. The discoveries you make may be useless on the outside but valuable on the inside. lost keys may reappear and missing links will materialize out of nowhere. Here’s the pièce de résistance: an apparent memory of the future could provide a secret passageway to a previously hidden enclave that contains “magic garbage.” pisces (Feb. 19-March 20): in honor of the new identity you’re evolving into, i hereby give you the nickname of “Miracle Player,” or else — if you like one of these better — “sleek Cat” or “giant step” or “Fate Whisperer.” you may hereafter also use any of the following titles to refer to yourself: “Ceo of My own life” or “self-teacher of Jubilance and serenity” or “Fertile blur of supple strength.” Feel free, as well, to anoint your head with pure organic virgin olive oil, fashion a crown for yourself out of roses and shredded masks, and come up with a wordless sound that is a secret sign you’ll give to yourself whenever you need to remember the marvelous creature you are on your way to becoming.

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leo (July 23-aug. 22): My rage against the machine began early. i joined my first protest march at age 15, led a boycott at 17, and was tear-gassed by cops at a demonstration when i was 18. in the intervening years, my anger at injustice has broadened and deepened. i’ve lent my rebel yells to hundreds of righteous

Virgo (aug. 23-sept. 22): Do you remember the monster that sometimes lived under your bed when you were a kid? recently it found its way back to you, and has been spending time in your closet. it’s not as frightening as it used to be, and i’m not alarmed by its return. in fact, i think it has an important message for you that would be valuable to discover. i encourage you to invite it out for a conversation. as you might suspect, as soon as it delivers its crazy wisdom, it will leave you in peace.

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in you. it would stimulate the sweet spot where your physical vitality overlaps your visionary intelligence. Do you know anyone who could Photoshop this powerful image for you?

causes. but in 2006, i decided to shift my approach. instead of fighting every single abuse that incited my ire, i chose three to concentrate on: the obscene militarism of the american government, the extreme financial disparities between the rich and poor, and the environmental degradations caused by corporations and corporate culture. since then, my crusading energy has been more focused and effective, and my general mood has brightened. i recommend you consider a similar change, leo. it’s an excellent time for you to give more of your passion to fewer causes.

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Why is life? One neverending boy philosopher envisioning my dream of a more deliberate life & a twin spirit who may be living with special needs or challenges who would like the idea of creating together a values-guided cooperative, and oh yes, having me, one very deliberate around-the-clock housemate & ADL support person, I’m open to all kinds of ideas & possibilities. neverendingwonderer, 56, l, #117045 friends, lovers or nothing Recently graduated from college, looking for someone to be my person. Not into unfulfilling, empty, random hook-ups. Need consistency for a busy lifestyle. Love Vermont flannel, hiking, running, skiing, texting & laughing. tbhsushi22, 22, l, #117020 Breathe, Smile, Conquer, Relax I have a younger soul, not immature. Love the outdoors. And the indoor techno scene. Car shows, yes. Peep shows, no. A Queen; I won’t be your King. Fishing pole, not dance pole. You see what I’m geting at? Looking for a friend ... and then? C-70 dinner combo. I can chill or party! Pe’A’cE. Free2B, 44, l, #116923

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Seeking DISCREET, good-looking male! I am a 37 y.o. (but don’t look it), pretty, sexy MILF. One child. Married, but getting ready to move on. Need someone to make me feel alive again!Love, touch, kisses, hand holding & mad, passionate love! All on the down-

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Sunny smile seeks same Summer is coming and I’m ready to get out & meet some new friends & perhaps a romance that lies around the bend. I don’t own a motorcycle, but I’ll be your fender fluff, ride a bike or take a long walk. Let’s have some fun! lunamothvt, 45, #117404

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Humorous I’m Lisa. I enjoy lots of fun & hangin’ w/ my friends. I love a person w/ a good sense of hummor & can deal w/ my sarcastic sense of humor. I love going on long walks & hikes. I’d like to find a man who enjoys just being himself & would like a fun, down-toearth girl. lisap4388, 23, l, #117412

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Onomatopoeic tune My grassroots are in Vermont. I love to hike, bike & swim. I suppose whatever I write in this ad today is just an onomatopoeic reflection of me. Truth be told, I’m not looking for my doppler twin. I’m looking for a passionate person who is not afraid to be herself. serendipity1, 30, l, #113506

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Looking for an active partner Want to dally w/ me outdoors, hiking, skiing, biking, on my motorcycle, or Lake Champlain on my boat (watching sunsets)? Taking long walks w/ my dog, riding horses, working on my small farm? Go to concerts; classic rockers, Mozart, some country music, George Thorogood, Woodstock-era rockers, lots of jazz, Irish music & bluegrass. Want to join me? VTCavalier636, 56, l, #117427

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Energetic I am a young, professional woman who likes meeting new people & trying new things. I love running & doing Zumba to release stress. Everyone thinks I am innocent when they first meet me, but let’s wait until you see me at the bar. runlover, 23, #117396

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Honesty Cynical, jaded, humorless individual w/ below-average looks & an improbable narcissistic streak. Mid-30s, half-deaf & have webbed toes; well on my way to becoming a bitter old coot. Seeking a woman who can read & use a phone. No freaks. agentjay, 35, #111417

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a smile OK, so I’m a pretty active person. Not a gym person; just a ski, bike, paddle, run, etc. type person. I like the problemsolving part of my job & love to learn about something new. I enjoy cooking & always have some partially finished project. I usually have a book going & catch up w/ online news/opinion. skyourselfifyouramexicanoramexicant, 31, #106685

Mystery, Riddle, Enigma...Get it? I’m totally honest & genuine and I expect the same from anyone in my life. I’ve a low tolerance for BS, so please keep that away, as well as negativity. I’m a fan of languages & adore foreign accents! I love words & writing & please be able to string a sentence together! Communication is huge as well as humor! Livinmy1, 37, l, #117398

Quiet, Honest, Spontaneous I just turned 21! Yay. I like listening to music. I enjoy reading, hiking, photography, hanging out w/ friends. I have always wanted to go target shooting or paintballing, or maybe even laser tag? I am not a huge sports fan but I would rather see the Red Sox win over the Yankees and any football team win over the Pats. LOL. carharttcutie, 21, l, #117391

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conservationist outdoorsman at face value I’m about as Vermonter as you can get. I drive a truck, I play hockey, I hunt, fish & snowmobile. I’m looking for a down-to-earth woman w/ a mind of her own & a life to go w/ it. I spend most of my time outside doing whatever the weather permits, so be ready. canadianhybrid, 23, l, #117448


has to offer! Titan, 45, #117426 lemme touch your prostate, man I’m a healthy, middle-aged, all-American guy (used to play varsity in college) who likes to play with other guys, hopefully younger than me. Into biking, etc. erosfire, 53, #117417

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Looking to Bring you Plea$ure I’m an outgoing, fun chick who likes to get naughty under the sheets. Experienced & very oral and willing to plea$e you in every way imaginable. BBW4PleasureDate, 32, u, l, #117471 Everything Nice I have a lot to offer! I am a nice girl w/ a kinky side. sugarandspice, 36, u, l, #117433 SEXPOT! SEXPOT! SEXPOT!! I love a little rumble in the jungle from time to time, but a (big) bug in the rug is my FAVORITE! If you know what I mean ... if the trailer’s a rockin’, DO come a knockin’;]. dixie_lishus, 25, l, #117407

Down For You Is Up Just looking to have a lot of sex ... exclusively w/ a woman/women. Open to different kinds of play, etc. I am 23 & live in Burlington. sexnow, 23, l, #117044 nudist babe I’m a 26 y.o. woman looking for love. I love the outdoors & experiencing it in the nude; hiking, camping, etc., but also being around the house naked. I’m an all-natural girl in every way: no shaving, no deodorant, but I’m still feminine - just natural :) I’m looking for other women, age isn’t important, to explore our bodies, minds & our hearts. topfreebabe, 26, l, #117094 Adorable & Fun Loving I’m the cure to your blonde addiction. I’m a college student looking for discreet encounters. 20, petite, blonde, blue-eyed. Looking to experiment a bit w/ great guy. Little shy & innocent at first, willing to try everything once,

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Loving life & having fun I am a fit, athletic woman who is centered & happy in life. I enjoy having fun & good company w/ fringe benefits. Although beauty is different to everyone, pretty is a frequent compliment I receive. If you want to spend time w/ someone who smiles often & loves to play in & out of bed, get in touch. funfitlife, 44, #117363 Please & be pleased I am a 26-year-old, feminine, smart lesbian. I am definitely more into relationships than hook-ups. But....I guess every woman has needs and it’s tough to find queer women in the area. I definitely have a high sex drive and love women who can keep up. Intellectual attraction as well as physical is a must. femme_in_the_streets, 26, l, #117317

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Healthy desire for sexual play I am a athletically fit, pretty woman who loves to play sexually. have 1:15:57 PM 1x1c-mediaimpact030310.indd 1 I3/1/10 a male partner who plays with me. We’ve enjoyed 3ways with women and meeting new women who want to play with us. Let’s have some NSA fun! wldcherryblssm, 41, #117314 Trying Something New Part-time Vermont resident seeks dirty, kinky adventures w/ experienced & dominant type. I’m open minded, smart, highly sexual, adventurous & super submissive. Looking to try new things

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New to Central Vermont Looking for whatever. Into whatever. Contact for more about me. Good guy, just bored. rake53, 30, #117478 College male looking for fun Call me Fred Flintstone ‘cause I can make your bedrock! goodvibes423, 20, #117467 College student for discreet encounters Ambitious college student looking for discreet encounters w/ a fun, attractive girl looking for someone similar. Willing to try anything once & big believer in chemistry. discreet_1, 20, l, #117447 Raging Hard Looking for good times what more needs to be said? ThikNHard, 25, #117445 HOT, Horny & Healthy HIV+ & undetectable. Looking for hot & sane top/oral, butch men who play well w/ me! Be together & adventuresome! Height/weight proportionate, good looking helps & masculine. I am, too! Looking for fun, FBS, and/or relationship - none are mutally exclusive! Must like to travel! Let’s enjoy what life

Adrenaline seeker, Sexual deviant, Snowboarder, Open minded Soldier in the Army who loves to get wild. I want to broaden my sexual endeavors & experiences. Need a girl who loves to experiment w/ life & in bed. wakebox2217, 23, l, #117406 Master Accepting New Student Applications Good day, young lady, I’m so glad you’ve got the courage to ask for what you need. I am a strong, smart, imaginative & handsome Master who’s well versed in the erotic arts. I enjoy arousing the mind & spirit of my students in equal measure w/ their bodies. I assure you that all

“Fun Seeker” Good-looking guy looking to have some discreet fun with nsa. Maybe a buddy or friend with benefits. Someone to talk to on occasion and play with as well. Curious about a three-way with good looking guys.... being hairy is a plus! A little on the bashful side until I get to know you. Good looks are important! Goatees a plus!! funseeker67, 42, #117340 Local Guy Looking For Fun I’m a local guy, looking for fun however that comes to me. madhattr, 35, #117322

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hook up w/ us We’re a couple looking to fulfill a fantasy: threesome w/ another woman or couple (M/F). Neither of us have ever had the pleasure but want to try. Should be fun to hold up good convos,

Kink of the week: Free to have fun! So, out of a LTR in February & hoping to get some fun in before I am ready to move on to another. Would really like to find 2 women, 18-30, to get in that threesome I never experienced. Just one gal looking to have fun would be more than welcome, as well. Chemistry does count! yesss_ please, 30, l, #117461 FROM HIS ONLINE PROFILE: What is your hottest feature and why? People say my butt. Years of racing bikes gave it to me. your hard limits will be respected. Sir_Herney, 37, u, l, #117388 can make your bed rock Just lookin’ for someone to hook up w/ on the low. playyourtune, 21, #117368 Bring it on! I’m looking for fun in my life; nothing serious just yet but who knows. I’m 24, active & ready for more. Send pics to get pics. rider77, 24, #117361 Fun and on the run... I am moving to western MA at the end of July. I’m a fun bi-guy who likes healthy, attractive people who are down to earth with a sense of humor. Would like to ‘have some fun’ with people who are honest and have respect for themselves and others. Ocean68, 42, #117355 Adventurous, Energetic, Curious I’m just up for a bit of adventure, looking to broaden my horizons sexually. There are a few things that are total no-nos, but I’m interested in trying quite a few different things. ABitOffTheWall, 20, l, #117353 BigHandsBigFeetYouDoTheMath;) I absolutely love sex, and I personally feel that whenI have sex that I give a woman the most pleasure that she can possibly have ;). hotdrummer69, 19, l, #117345

too. We’d like to meet up & get to know you to talk about what we’d expect from each other because we’re grown-ups, ya’ know! Intl28, 28, l, #117470 couple lookin 4 fun She’s bi, he’s straight. Lookin’ for a bi or bi-curious woman age 18-38 to make couple a threesome. Must be D/D free. Discretion a must. winooski_couple, 38, #117442 Two Looking for You “Experienced” couple searching for the elusive, single, sexy F or a couple (M/F) as well. We are a discreet, D/D free, health-conscious, athletic, easygoing, attractive couple open to most anything for excitement. She’s incredibly sexy, fit, athletic, humorous & full of life. He is athletic, attractive, laid back & loves to please. We promise not to disappoint. twoforyou, 33, #117430 Curious twosome looking for third Active, happy couple looking for an attractive young woman (21-28) for a threesome. We are a fun, easygoing couple interested in finding someone who shares our interests & activities. Must send picture & be D/D free. tastefultwo, 23, l, #117335

horny, hard and in need Just looking to find a few new hot chicks to chill with! btownboy, 32, #117342

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TMK Thanks for the help. You looked great in your pickup w/ the dog. Let’s get a coffee sometime? The way things are going we might never meet again. When: Friday, April 2, 2010. Where: North of Hyde Park. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907301 Stunner @ Blockbuster I spy a petite, very cute brunette alone at Blockbuster, Friday night, 4/9. You: long dark hair, tee & jeans that I almost backed into (sorry). Me: black fleece & jeans, doing me best not to stare. RSVP for a beer? When: Friday, April 9, 2010. Where: Blockbuster, Williston Rd. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907300 Downer’s Corner Store/VTrans You have dark hair/beard, were wearing Carhartt pants [looked like Carhartts], black North Face jacket, driving a VTrans pickup truck. We had eye contact. I was driving a black Honda CR-V. I think we saw each other last October/November & haven’t forgotten you. Have no idea what your relationship status is. I am single... :-) When: Saturday, October 10, 2009. Where: Downer’s Corner Store. You: Man. Me: Woman. #907299 Waterbury Shaw’s, Friday Night I noticed as soon as you walked inside. Your long flowing hair was looking kind of wild. You put it up ... neckline like a Roman statue. You asked me to help you find water in the Harvest section. Those eyes! Brown but rich & bright & golden. Wow. Then you were gone. Who are you?!? Admiring minds want to know. When: Friday, April 9, 2010. Where: Waterbury Shaw’s. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907297

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Best Easter ever I saw a lactose-intolerant monkey suffer through 5 hours of driving on 89, 2 Italian meals, 1 cheesy omelette & the resulting interesting visit to a rest stop, 1 overly excited St. Bernard, eccentric locals & their livestock, and ridiculously cute children. All while making one of the best Easters I can remember. Thanks, love :) When: Sunday, April 4, 2010. Where: VT to NH & back again. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907281

Wet Pony Saw you from across the ocean wide, in the tumble of my dreamscapes tide. You were sitting in a coconut tree, throwing fruit for me to catch, them turning into ropes w/ which you pulled me home. I miss you sugar. See you soon. When: Tuesday, April 6, 2010. Where: my slumbering mind. You: Man. Me: Woman. #907289 American Eagle/Zales Downtown I messed that last one up. It was on 4/2. You were wearing shorts & Nike shoes holding an American Eagle bag. At one point you had headphones on. Very good lookin’. You left w/ a girl. Come around again on Fridays or anytime around 2 p.m. Can we talk? :) When: Friday, April 2, 2010. Where: Downtown BVT. You: Man. Me: Man. #907288 Gonna be a hot dancer! Noticed you in a Zumba class this Monday. You were bustin’ out some pretty sweet moves & I liked what I saw. Would like to have seen more, but I unfortunately picked the wrong dance class that day. Will you be going back for more? When: Monday, April 5, 2010. Where: New England Ballet Conservatory. You: Man. Me: Woman. #907287 too much to say For such a brief encounter. I saw you today, smiling wide. It’s been 2 years, almost to the day, & you still make my heart catch in my throat. We’re both happy in life, but first love has magic. Remember the way the moon shone through the skylight in the cottage? It made our skin glow. When: Monday, April 5, 2010. Where: downtown. You: Man. Me: Woman. #907286

Such a Good Friday! By dawn light, a gleam of teeth. At sunrise, smiling brown eyes. With midday beams, a beautiful woman. Afternoon brilliance kissed glistening skin. Evening gifted gold as you departed. Later, moonbeams touched where you had been. Forget raspberry crepes & wood-fired tuna, I still taste you from my Best Friday ever. When: Friday, April 2, 2010. Where: in the den. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907280 Tater I spy you Tater. Just sayin’... When: Sunday, April 4, 2010. Where: Tater. You: Man. Me: Woman. #907279 babelo I love you. Not like they told you love is ... it don’t make things nice; it ruins everything. It breaks your heart. We aren’t here to make things perfect. We are here to ruin ourselves & break our hearts & love the wrong people & die! The storybooks are wrong. Now I want you to come upstairs w/ me & get in my bed! When: Thursday, April 1, 2010. Where: smelling horses. You: Man. Me: Woman. #907278 Skinny, grey-haired old woman You were wearing a simple & plain, floral print cotton dress in the food co-op. You didn’t have any makeup on. You’re skinny. I’d like to say hello. When: Wednesday, February 3, 2010. Where: food co-op. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907277 Downtown Discs 4/3 Well, I’m a man & I saw you & you are a woman & we were in Downtown Discs. You were so cute w/ your bashful smile! Me: brown hair, black & white

Your guide to love and lust...

mistress maeve Dear Mistress,

My fiancé will be leaving for a monthlong class in June. He’ll be on the West Coast, and I will be here in Vermont. I’m not worried about our relationship, as it’s only a month — but I am going to miss being intimate with him! We have sex just about every day, and I’ve become accustomed to starting my day with a huge orgasm. I’m trying to be supportive of his decision to take off for a month and not be too selfish about not getting my orgasms, but I’m wondering if you have any tips for keeping our sex life fresh while we’re apart.

Signed,

Dear Diva,

Long-Distance Diva

Kudos to you for keeping the home fires burning while your fiancé’s away. First and foremost, make sure you have a good cellphone plan, because you’re going to want to reach out and touch someone. Your man can still help you orgasm every morning — you’re just going to have to learn how to masturbate and hold a phone at the same time. That or invest in a Bluetooth. If you’re more visual, Skype sex is the way to go. Of course, technology can get boring, so try going old school. Send him some steamy, handwritten love letters describing what you plan to do to him when he returns home. Not a pro with prose? Pick up an erotica book, underline your favorite pervy passages and pop it in the mail — he’ll love receiving a care package from home, especially if you include a pair of your panties or a spritz of your perfume. Above all, remember to be patient. Even the best-laid plans can get derailed by life’s everyday nuisances. Remember, it’s just a month — so treat this as a fun, experimental time in your relationship, not a burdensome arrangement.

Need advice?

Going the distance,

Email me at mistress@sevendaysvt.com or share your own advice on my blog at sevendaysvt.com/blogs

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Beautiful name who are you Marshfield. I was hitching. You gave me a ride after letting me cross the street. I don’t normally have intimate conversations w/ people I just meet; w/ you it was natural. I’m still thinking about you weeks later. If you’re available, so am I. When

short male, brown ponytail Monday a.m., 8:30ish, corner of Prospect & Pearl, you crossed in front of my car. You were wearing jeans, gray jacket & had a tan book bag. Maybe 5’8. Gosh, did I like your ponytail. I wanted you to look over but you were focused. Anyway, I spied you & was appreciative. Wanted to say it out loud. When: Monday, April 5, 2010. Where: Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #907282

Striped Sox at Dobra Tea Around 10 p.m. on 4/1. You were playing a card game w/ 4 friends. My friends & I were in the booth next to you, and you kept looking over at me. Have you tried the Chai? When: Thursday, April 1, 2010. Where: Dobra Tea. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907270

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maven boy The only time I see you is at work. Where do you play? Can I come? -gentle fawn When: Thursday, April 8, 2010. Where: Maven. You: Man. Me: Woman. #907294

Sweet smile at New Moon 4/7 & many weekdays. Hi. I try not to be too obvious when I sneak a peek at your cuteness from behind my laptop screen. I’m starting to hope you’ll be there on my daily walk from the office to The Moon. Anyway, um, so, thanks for smiling at me. It makes my day! When: Wednesday, April 7, 2010. Where: New Moon Café. You: Man. Me: Woman. #907291

Abercrombie & Fitch/Zale’s You were sitting on the bench, downtown mall by the store. I couldn’t stop staring. You went in the store & stood there. What were you waiting for? You walked away w/ that girl. You look like a nice guy.I wanted to give you my

number but was unsure. Can we talk? When: Saturday, April 3, 2010. Where: downtown mall Abercrombie/Zale 2:30?. You: Man. Me: Man. #907274

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Blond & beautiful, Danville Cowboy boots, blue jeans, sheepskin jacket? and a fit to kill for! Known you for years from a distance. Couldn’t believe my ears. You’ve got a good idea where I stand. If you need a place to leave those tears, my door is always open. My heart is open, too. Maybe a bit risky. Me: compelled to love you! When: Tuesday, January 26, 2010. Where: Danville. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907295

Bestest! I spy 3 best friends for life! Nonnuchka & Livia, love you so! When: Sunday, April 25, 2010. Where: everywhere. You: Woman. Me: Woman. u #907292

Dezy at Village Cup Seeking 1-year-old Desmond of Colchester. Dezy, it’s Tessa, though you called me Tessy. We got along famously at the Village Cup, 9:30 a.m. on 3/28, & our parents forgot to exchange numbers. When: Sunday, March 28, 2010. Where: Village Cup. You: Man. Me: Woman. #907284

striped T-shirt, shorts. You: black & white polka-dot dress, standing in line to buy your music & go on w/ your cute day. When: Saturday, April 3, 2010. Where: Downtown Discs. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907276

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bowler at champlain lanes ... Derek? Your bowling ball was missing for a brief time; I was the girl w/ the camera. I should have asked for a lesson when I had the chance. Maybe we could play a game together sometime... When: Friday, April 9, 2010. Where: Champlain Lanes. You: Man. Me: Woman. #907296

we parted you told me your name. Most beautiful I ever heard. I’d love to get to know you. When: Monday, March 8, 2010. Where: Marshfield. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907293

to the profile listenandlearn two2tango I believe your profile was called listenandlearn. I was so intrigued by your love for music as I am a music lover/musician myself, a Libra and a music teacher. Maybe I’ll see you at Red Square sometime in the future but if you see this hopefully you will contact me somehow. Hope to hear from you! When: Monday, April 5, 2010. Where: Two2Tango profile online. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907285


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