2. Which group performs in costumes such as cowboy, soldier, construction worker, police officer and Indian chief?
3. Baron von Richthofen was immortalized in which Royal Guardsmen songs?
4. Which group released “Cloud Nine”?
5. Name the song that contains this lyric: “Guess mine is not the first heart broken, My eyes are not the first to cry.”
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5. “Hopelessly Devoted to You,” by Olivia Newton-John, in 1978, in the film “Grease.” The song received an Oscar nomination for Best Original Song and topped charts in numerous countries around the globe.
4. The Temptations, in 1968.
ace during World War 1.
1. Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band in 1978. Because it was his mother’s favorite song, Seger always includes it in live concerts in memory of her.
3. “Snoopy vs. the Red Baron” in 1966 and “Snoopy’s Christmas” in 1967. Von Richthofen, aka the Red Baron, was a German Air Force flying
2. The Village People. The group’s “Y.M.C.A.” was designated a -“cul turally, historically or aesthetically significant” song and was added to the National Recording Registry in 2020. It was inducted into the Grammy Hall of Fame that same year.
2. The Village People. The group’s “Y.M.C.A.” was designated a “culturally, historically or aesthetically significant” song and was added to the National Recording Registry in 2020. It was inducted into the Grammy Hall of Fame that same year.
3. “Snoopy vs. the Red Baron” in 1966 and “Snoopy’s Christmas” in 1967. Von Richthofen, aka the Red Baron, was a German Air Force flying ace during World War 1.
1. Bob Seger and the Silver -Bul let Band in 1978. Because it was his mother’s favorite song, Seger always includes it in live concerts in memory of her.
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4. The Temptations, in 1968.
5. Name the song that contains this lyric: “Guess mine is not the first heart broken, My eyes are not the first to cry.”
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4. Which group released “Cloud Nine”?
3. Baron von Richthofen was immortalized in which Royal -Guards men songs?
2. Which group performs in -cos tumes such as cowboy, soldier, -con struction worker, police officer and Indian chief?
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FLAXCOMBE
SUNDAY, JUNE 22
• Flaxcombe Community Club is having a paint the police cruiser and a community BBQ starting at noon.Garage sale tables for rent at the hall if interested.
KERROBERT
THURSDAY, JUNE 19
• Kerrobert Chamber is having a Cornhole Tournament starting at 4:00 PM in the Curling Rink parking lot. Must be at least 16 years of age to play. $50/team. To register call Staci at 306-6029097. BBQ supper available.
FRIDAY & SATURDAY, JUNE 20 & 21
• Kerrobert Oilmen’s Association 25th Annual Golf Tournament
- MS Support Group at Kerrobert Health Centre Meeting Room every 3rd Saturday 2:004:00 PM. Contact Gail Wiebe for more information 306-834-7068.
KINDERSLEY
THURSDAY & FRIDAY, JUNE 12 & 13
• Kindersley & District Chamber of Commerce 36th Annual Trade Show & Exhibition at the West Central Events Centre. Thursday: 1:009:00 PM; Friday: 11:00 AM - 7:00 PM.
FRIDAY, JUNE 13
• The Radiant - Kindersley & District Arts Council fundraiser with Curtis Bearsman Norman Ritchie Community Centre. All ages. Cash bar. Doors open 7:30 PM. Adults $25; 18 & under $10. Tickets available at Lela’s Music, Garden Gallery, Harmonic Egg, Eventbrite or at the door while tickets last.
SATURDAY, JUNE 14
• Clearview Community Church Fundraiser: Bake Sale and Multifamily Garage Sale 9:00 AM. We are offering tables to rent for $25 with rental fees and proceeds from the baking going back to the church. Contact Hannah 306460-8989.
MONDAY, JUNE 16
• Kindersley Composite School Awards Day 2025 10:15 AM. Followed by annual school BBQ and the Grade 12’s vs the KCS Staff at Flanagan Field.
• All Wheels Skate Park AGM 6:30 PM at the Elks Hall. Bring your questions and ideas! Join the committee.
THURSDAY, JUNE 26
• West Central Abilities Notice of Annual General Meeting 11:00 AM at 122-1st Avenue West (Kindersley Boardroom).
SATURDAY, JUNE 28
• Rotary Club of Kindersley presents Break Into Summer Beer & Brisket Pairing Elks Hall, Kindersley. Dinner 7:00 PM. Dance to follow 9:00 PM. Featuring recording artist Bonfire Moon. $65/person. Raising money to support Youth Leadership Camps & Scholarships. Tickets available at Tint Doctor, Garden Gallery, Double Barrel Vape or by e-transfer to rotary981.events@gmail.com
TUESDAY, JULY 1
• Take Home A Taste of South Africa (Grilled lamb meat and traditional sides) - Church Fundraiser 6:00-8:00 PM St. Olaf Church. $20/person. Call 306-901-7047 or 306-5618685. Lamb sponsored by Kelly Dearborn.
FRIDAY, JULY 25 - SUNDAY, JULY 27
• Kindersley Claybusters Registered Trap Shoot at the Kindersley Wildlife Federation Shooting Range starting at 1:00 PM on Friday. For info please contact Dan Kachmarski at 306-463-7207.
- Parkinson’s Support Group Meetings are held the second Wednesday of the month 1:30 PM at 401 - 4th Ave West (New Life Church). Everyone welcome! For more info call Nancy at 306-4634514.
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- Monday Night Jam Sessions at the Norman Ritchie Community Centre. Doors open at 6:30 to set-up, then the fun begins at 7-11 PM. Call Keith 306-460-8633.
- Interested in a support group for weight management? TOPS meetings; every Monday at 6:00 PM in the Kindersley Senior Centre OR contact Jill at 306-463-4210.
- Pickleball meets Monday & Wednesday evenings 7:00-9:00 PM at the outdoor courts (in the Curling Rink if inclement weather). Cost is $50 for the season or $5 drop in. Our club is a part of Pathway To Wellness. More info call Teresa Knight 306-460-7304.
- Fit Fighter Group Class. Helping individuals with Parkinson Disease, Fibromyalgia, MS, Arthritis and mobility issues. Monday, Wednesday, Friday 10:00 AM at Anytime Fitness. Call Karen 463-3607 for more info.
- 365 Kindersley Air Cadets meet Thursday evenings at the Kindersley Museum. No charge to be a member, youth ages 12-18, must be a Canadian resident. Contact Ian Kehrer via text at 306-460-0057 or Sheila Kehrer via text 306604-9044. Come Fly With Us!
• Every Saturday: Mom N Tots Morning 10:00 - 10:30 AM at the Norman Ritchie Community Centre. Registration required: Kindersleymusic@outlook.com
• Every Tuesday: Community Badminton 6:30 - 9:00 PM at Westberry School. Everybody welcome.
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LUSELAND
SATURDAY, JUNE 14
• Luseland & District Museum invites everyone to bake a Ration Cake at 2:00 PM. As our Museum Theme for 2025 is 80 years since VE Day, we will be doing some baking like they did in the 1940s when rationing was a part of daily living.
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I prefer to wear tank tops. I enjoy exercising my right to bare arms.
The city’s top donut baker announced his retirement today. Apparently, he’d grown tired of the hole business.
On the Top 5 list of worst things about diarrhea, Number 2 may surprise you!
My wife gets upset when I steal her kitchen utensils... But it’s a whisk I’m willing to take.
The invention of the spoon was an important point in human history. It caused quite a stir.
I just found out what a vanishing point is. It really puts everything in perspective.
I don’t usually brag about going to expensive places, but I just left the gas station.
I keep getting hit by the same bike, at the same time and place, day after day. It’s a vicious cycle.
I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
I put a black hole in my living room. It’s great. Really pulls the room together.
People say smoking will give you diseases. What they don’t know is that it cures salmon.
22) Wearing rose-colored glasses won’t solve a thorny personal situation. You need to take a hard look at what’s happening, then act according to the facts.
ARIES (March 21 to April 19) Family and friends rally around as you confront an unexpected challenge. Some plans will have to be changed until all the fuss and fluster settle down.
TAURUS (April 20 to May 20) Your creative gifts find new outlets for expression this week. Someone (a Libra, perhaps) has ideas that you might find surprisingly appealing. Pay attention!
GEMINI (May 21 to June 20) You’ll soon be able to restart your delayed travel plans. In addition, a financial matter you thought was closed could suddenly reopen. Be prepared to take swift, decisive action.
CANCER (June 21 to July 22) A romantic relationship takes an unexpected turn. You might be confused about how to react. It’s best not to be rushed into a decision that you’re not ready to make.
LEO (July 23 to August 22) Don’t let your pride stand in the way of resolving an emotionally painful situation. This is a good time to deal with it and let the healing finally begin.
VIRGO (August 23 to September 22) A workplace problem that you’ve been handling so well suddenly spins out of control. Don’t panic. You can rely on your good sense to help you restore order.
LIBRA (September 23 to October
SCORPIO (October 23 to November 21) Weigh all your options carefully before making any decisions you’ve been putting off. Then go ahead and plan a weekend of family fun!
SAGITTARIUS (November 22 to December 21) While personal and financial situations continue to improve, some setbacks might occur. But they’re only temporary, so hang in there.
CAPRICORN (December 22 to January 19) Family matters dominate the week. Health problems raise concern but soon prove to be less serious than you had feared. Things start easing up by the weekend.
AQUARIUS (January 20 to February 18) Most situations are calmer now, both at home and on the job. But there’s still a chance that a co-worker will set off another round of unpleasantness.
PISCES (February 19 to March 20) There’s no need to fish for compliments from an admirer who can’t say enough nice things about you. Meanwhile, the holiday weekend bodes well for family gatherings.
~ Twenty-nine-year-old Oliver Widger arrived on May 24 in Waikiki, Hawaii, with his cat in tow, the Associated Press reported. But he didn’t fly there. Widger and Phoenix sailed from the Oregon coast in a boat he bought without knowing how to sail. Widger was diagnosed four years ago with a syndrome that carries the risk of paralysis, so he quit his managerial job with $10,000 of debt and used his retirement savings to buy and refit the boat. “You know, you’re grinding at your job all day long and ... everybody’s just trying to do enough to get by and that just wears you out,” Widger said. “I think people have seen that it’s possible to break out.” Upon reaching Hawaii after several weeks at sea, he didn’t have a clear plan for what’s next but said he might sail to French Polynesia.
Who’s the Real Stinker?
~ Three men came to blows on May 16 at CSL Plasma in Wilkes-Barre Township, Pennsylvania, after one of them, ahem, let one rip while standing in line, the Times Leader reported. Chazz Pearson, 39, was standing behind an elderly man who dropped a bomb, then apologized. But -- and this really stinks -- Pearson allegedly struck the man in the head, and when the man’s son stepped in, hit him, too. Pearson faces charges of simple assault, harassment and disorderly conduct.
Holier than Thou
~ Mount Athos is a self-governed monastic territory in Greece, where 20 or so monasteries coexist peacefully -- one would think. However, on May 22, the Associated Press reported, one young monk was hospitalized after allegedly being attacked by brothers of the Esphigmenou Monastery, whose members have defied court and church orders to leave the premises. The dispute began in the 1970s and has involved violent clashes, legal battles and supply blockades. According to police, the rebel monks used garden tools to injure the victim. However, the accused brotherhood denied the claims. “It is a well-known tactic for these perpetrators to play the victims,” they
WEIRD NEWS
said. “They feigned injury in a performance worthy of an acting class.”
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~ If you’re one of those impatient flyers who’s up out of the seat as soon as the wheels touch the ground, you’d better not land in Turkey. The New York Times reported on May 28 that Turkey will now fine passengers who leave their seats before the plane has stopped taxi ing, to the tune of about $67. The Turkish Di rectorate General of Civil Aviation said the banned behavior includes unfastening seat belts, opening overhead compartments and moving into the aisle before it’s your turn.
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~ Residents of Fort Myers Shores, Florida, who own pets are taking extra precautions about letting them out at night, Gulf Coast News Now reported on May 27. That’s because cane toads are spreading through the community, especially near parks, canals and gardens. The invasive toad secretes a toxin from glands on its back that “can kill very quickly,” said Jordan Donini, a biology professor at Florida Southwestern State College. “They can lay anywhere from 8,000 to 32,000 eggs in a single clutch,” he said, noting that female toads “are a priority for removal.” Donini said the toads have to be removed humanely and encouraged contacting local wildlife control services for help.
-- Researchers from the University of Florida have just published a study identifying a new hybrid breed of termite, Gizmodo reported. “I was hoping never to find it,” said the lead author of the study, Thomas Chouvenc. The insects are the result of breeding between the Formosan subterranean termite and the Asian subterranean termite, both of which are voracious chewers of wood. In October 2024, the scientists found a colony of the hybrid termites in a park in Fort Lauderdale that they think may have been there for five years. “This may be a Florida story now, but it likely won’t stay just in Florida,” Chouvenc said.
June Oil and Gas Public Offering generates $9 Million in revenue
The Government of Saskatchewan’s Crown oil and natural gas public offering, held on Tuesday, June 3, 2025, raised $9,128,114.78 for the province, with the Estevan area generating the bulk of the bids and revenue.
Seventy-one parcels received acceptable bids, covering a total area of 12,586.646 hectares.
The Estevan area in the southeast brought in $6,533,373.21 for 34 leases totalling 3,631.861 hectares.
In the northwest, the Lloydminster area generated $1,983,553.17 in revenue for 17 leases and one exploration licence totalling 4,830.780 hectares.
Bids in the Kindersley area brought in $547,467.36, while offers in the Swift Current area brought in $63,721.04.
Elk Run Resources Ltd. made the highest bid and dollars-per-hectare bid, offering $2,361,846.93 for a 291.486 hectare lease southeast of Lampman in the Estevan area. The bid works out to an average of $8,102.78 per hectare.
This is the second of six oil and gas public offerings for the 2025-26 fiscal year, over which time the Government of Saskatchewan has raised $21,111,246.03
Several factors affect public offering activity, including changes in oil and gas prices, land availability, geological and technological constraints and various market conditions.
For more information about oil and gas public offerings in Saskatchewan, please visit: Schedule of Public Offerings webpage on saskatchewan.ca.
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“The 78th Annual Tony Awards” (TV-PG) — Cynthia Erivo, who stunned everyone with her moving performance as Elphaba in “Wicked” (2024), is this year’s host of the annual Tony Awards! Held at the legendary Radio City Music Hall in New York City, the ceremony can now be streamed if you missed the live broadcast on CBS. “Buena Vista Social Club,” “Death Becomes Her,” and “Maybe Happy Ending” lead with the most nominations (10 for each) and are, of course, included in the ceremony’s performances. Meanwhile, George Clooney landed a nomination for his work in “Good Night, and Good Luck.” Audra McDonald, who recently received Patti LuPone’s deepest apologies due to LuPone’s controversial statements, is nominated for her work as Rose in “Gypsy.” (Paramount+)
“Echo Valley” (R) — The drama is intense with this next release on June 13, a thriller film led by the incredible duo of Julianne Moore and Sydney Sweeney. Following mother Kate (Moore) and daughter Claire (Sweeney), the film kicks off when Claire shows up at her mother’s farm in Pennsylvania frightened and covered in her boyfriend’s blood. Wanting to be there for her child, Kate tries to help Claire recover from a situation that resulted in an accidental death. But as time passes, their secret is threatened to be exposed, and Kate must decide how far she’s willing to go to protect her kin. (Apple TV+)
“Deep Cover” (R) — Bryce Dallas Howard (“Argylle”) leads this ridiculously hilarious action comedy, co-starring Orlando Bloom (“The Cut”) and Nick Mohammed (“Ted Lasso”). The trio plays a group of aspiring actors who’ve landed at an improv club for the time being. Although their acting careers remain stagnant, a detective approaches them with a dire need for their help. A criminal gang in London runs rampant, and the detective is convinced that these three humble improvisers can pull off the undercover mission of infiltrating the gang. Premiering June 12, this film reunites several “Game of Thrones” and “House of the Dragon” actors such as Ian McShane, Paddy Considine and Sonoya Mizuno.
Julianne Moore, left, and Sydney Sweeney star in “Echo Valley.”
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Q:I’m sorry to see my favorite network newscaster, Lester Holt, leave NBC. Who is the guy replacing him? — C.S.
A:Lester Holt, who replaced Brian Williams as the anchor of the NBC Nightly News broadcast in 2015, told Variety that he was returning to his reporting roots, which includes being the lead presenter of “Dateline,” among other projects. His placement is 45-yearold Tom Llamas, who often subbed for Holt and also hosted the Emmy-nominated “Top Story with Tom Llamas,” which streams on NBC News Now.
Llamas is the fourth journalist to host the Nightly News in the past four decades — the first being Tom Brokaw, who helmed the desk from 1982-2004.
Q:I’m excited for the new episodes of “King of the Hill” coming up. Will the same actors be voicing the characters as before? — L.W.
A:A 10-episode “King of the Hill” reboot is coming to Hulu beginning Aug. 4 and will take place 14 years since the last episode aired. Bobby is all grown up, and his parents, Hank and Peggy Hill, return to the fictional town of Arlen, Texas, to retire. Bobby is nearby in the big city of Dallas working as a chef, living his best life with his friends from childhood.
The show’s co-creator Mike Judge returns to voice Hank, Kathy Najimy returns as Peggy, and Pamela Adlon as Bobby. Sadly, Johnny Hardwick, who voiced Dale Gribble, passed away after recording just a few episodes, so Toby Huss will take over the voice acting for the role for the remainder of the season.
Brittany Murphy, who passed away far too young in 2009, memorably voiced the role of Luanne, and the late Tom Petty voiced Luanne’s hubby, Lucky. Showrunner Saladin K. Patterson did explain at the recent ATX Television Festival that the show has found a way to honor them but didn’t give any spoilers.
Q:
Is it true that Pauly Shore is going to be in a movie with Denzel Washington? The last I
heard, Shore was going to play Richard Simmons in a movie. Is this the same one? — L.L.
A:Whilehe’s active on social media, actor/comedian Pauly Shore hasn’t really had a hit film since the 1990s. He recently made a short film portraying the late exercise guru Richard Simmons, but it hasn’t been released yet. He’s no doubt wanting to stage a career comeback like his “Encino Man” co-star Brendan Fraser did when he won an Oscar in 2023 for “The Whale.”
Shore recently posted on his Instagram that he’s set to star in a new thriller with Denzel Washington and Kevin Bacon, titled “Get Out of Our Way.” The post had a screenshot of a Deadline article about the project, but it appears to be fake, as no such article exists on Deadline.com.
He also recently posted a similar story from the Hollywood Reporter about him and Denzel having lunch in Beverly Hills, but the photo was obviously made using AI.
Hopefully Shore will get his comeback someday, but in the meantime, he’s having a lot of fun pranking us.
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In a medium bowl, one child may stir the wet ingredients of 12 tablespoons melted butter, 1 cup sour cream, and 2 cups milk.
In a second bowl, another child can measure dry ingredients in twos! Stir together 4 cups all-purpose flour, 2 teaspoons baking soda, and 2 tablespoons baking powder. Add a teaspoon of salt.
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Father’s Day is just around the corner on June 15, and what better way for Dad to greet his day than with a platter of pancakes that the kids have monogrammed with an imprint Dad will never forget?
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The lettering is simple and fun to do. A few refrigerator magnet ABCs or letters cut out of poster board are all you need for stencils so that you can compose a name or a word on a plateful of pancakes. After kids sift powdered sugar over the letters, the reveal is the dramatic moment. But shhh! It’s a secret. Save the surprise for Dad!
Here’s my easy-to-prepare pancake recipe that wins kudos from friends and family every time I make it. Every pancake is light, fluffy, and ready for fresh fruit, syrup, and your favorite toppings. Grate some lemon zest into the batter for zip, or toss in some brown sugar for a sweeter taste. Any way you like it, Dad will, too.
There’s a special job for each child in your family, from cracking the eggs to flipping the pancakes on the griddle.
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In a large third bowl, beat 8 large eggs with a whisk. Add wet ingredients and stir together. Add dry ingredients and stir until combined. An adult should heat the pan and pour 1/4 cupfuls onto the hot greased griddle. Cook the pancakes until golden brown.
For Father’s Day fun, set toy alphabet letters or stencils on each pancake to make a word like “DAD,” and sift powdered sugar on top. Remove stencils and serve.
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• On June 23, 1868, Christopher Latham Sholes patented the QWERTY typewriter, the first version of which he constructed using an old table, a circular piece of glass, a telegraph key and piano wire.
• On June 24, 2021, 98 people died when a 12-story, beachfront condominium collapsed in Surfside, Florida, near Miami. Engineers believed the cause of the disaster was a structural column or concrete slab giving way, and workers eventually cleared more than 18 million pounds of concrete and rubble from the site.
• On June 25, 1947, Anne Frank’s diary account of her life in hiding during the Holocaust was first published, under the title “Het Achterhuis: Dagboekbrieven 14 Juni 1942–1 Augustus 1944.” After reading it her father confessed that the book revealed a side of his daughter he had never known, saying that he “had no idea of the depth of her thoughts and feelings.”
• On June 26, 1974, a pack of Wrigley’s Juicy Fruit chewing gum became the first grocery item scanned with a Universal Product Code, or UPC, at a supermarket in Troy, Ohio.
• On June 27, 1922, the American Library Association (ALA) awarded the first Newbery Medal, honoring the year’s best children’s book, to “The Story of Mankind” by Hendrik Willem van Loon.
• On June 28, 1904, Helen Keller, who’d been left deaf and blind since an illness at just 19 months old, graduated cum laude from Radcliffe College in Cambridge, Massachusetts. She was the first deaf-blind person to earn a bachelor’s degree. Later, she would also become the first woman to be awarded an honorary degree from Harvard University.
• On June 29, 2003, Katharine Hepburn, a four-time Academy Award winner for Best Actress and one of Hollywood’s great screen legends, died of natural causes at the age of 96, at her home in Old Saybrook, Connecticut. In 1999, the American Film Institute had named her the greatest female actress in the history of American cinema, and after her death, the lights on Broadway were dimmed for an hour to mark her passing.
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No charge to be a member (youth ages 12-18).
Must be a Canadian resident. Contact Ian Kehrer via text at 306-460-0057 or Sheila Kehrer via text at 306-604-9044.
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Funny Business
A Matter of Perspective
A business man sees a fisherman laying down on the shore, looking at the sky.
Businessman: “Hi, why aren’t you fishing?”
Fisherman: “Well, I caught the fish we plan on eating.”
B: “But if you caught more, you could sell them.”
F: “And then what?”
B: “Then you could buy a motor for the boat to catch even more fish.”
F: “And then what?”
B: “Then you can sell more fish, get more boats, and even more fish, and sell that as well.”
Bob was visiting his son one day. At one point, Bob suddenly asked his son if he could borrow a newspaper. “Dad, this is the 21st century,” the son said. “People don’t waste money on silly newspapers. Here, you can use my iPad, if you can figure it out.”
The look on the son’s face a moment later was priceless. And that fly never knew what hit him.
One day when Jesus was relaxing in Heaven, He happened to notice a familiar-looking old man.
Wondering if the old man was His father Joseph, Jesus asked him, “Did you, by any chance, ever have a son?”
“Yes,” said the old man, “but he wasn’t my biological son. He was born by a miracle, by the intervention of a magical being from the heavens.”
“Very interesting,” said Jesus. “Did this boy ever have to fight temptation?”
“Oh, yes, many times,” answered the old man. “But he eventually won. Unfortunately, he heroically died at one point, but he came back to life shortly afterwards.”
Jesus couldn’t believe it. Could this actually be His father?
“One last question,” He said. “Were you a carpenter?”
“Why yes,” replied the old man. “Yes I was.”
Jesus rubbed His eyes and said, “Dad?”
The old man rubbed his eyes and said, “Pinocchio?”
