LONGBOAT
Smoke ’em if you got ’em. PAGE 4
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Longboat Key’s weekly newspaper since 1978
YOU. YOUR NEIGHBORS. YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD.
FREE • SATURDAY, APRIL 1, 2023
VOLUME 45, NO. 34
YOUR TOWN
City roundabouts to change direction Important traffic flow changes coming to Gulfstream roundabout. PAGE 3
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Guerrilla group revels in red tide While red tide is considered a problem by most residents, a guerrilla group calling themselves Let Them Eat Fish considers tourism to be a bigger issue. After Manatee County raked all 10 miles of Longboat Key’s beachfront on March 8, residents woke up to more dead fish 10 days later, but it wasn’t a resurgence of red tide. While revelers were out listening to bagpipes and drinking green beer to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day, a group of grumpy leprechauns hauled pots o’ fish kill to the beach to scare away tourists. Piles of stinky fish and a sign that said “Go home” were found in front of the St. Regis construction site. Police are seeking suspects. If you have any information, call 366-3468.
Setting the stage Metal Shark Music Festival expected to bring 10,000 to the Town Center Green next month. PAGE 3
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A new heavy metal music festival featuring “hardcore lineup” will be coming to Longboat Key next month.
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Tom Harmer helps Public Works employees clean up dead fish.
He’s baaaaaaack
After not even two months out of town government, former Town Manager Tom Harmer has returned to Longboat Key. Finding retirement “a bit dull” and finding himself missing the antics of Longboaters and their calls to police, he and his wife decided to move back to the Key. “What can I say?” Harmer said. “I missed you guys.” His new role, working within the town’s Public Works department, is more relaxed than the responsibility of running a town. Harmer said it was between that position and applying for an open grocery bagger job at Publix — a long held dream for many managers. How long he will work as a town employee is up in the air, but he does not intend to move away from the island again.
A+E Things get weird. INSIDE
Parking solution
New Gulf of Mexico Drive design will mimic that of Ringling Boulevard in Sarasota. SEE PAGE 4
Lauren Tronstad
Parked cars act as a buffer for bicyclists on Ringling Boulevard.