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Longboat Key’s beauty routine goes downhill. PAGE 3A
Resident breeds swan/peacock ‘sweacock’ mix. PAGE 2A
Red-light district heats up north end of Longboat Key. PAGE 3A
OUR TOWN + Town unveils new iPoc app Can I build that? That’s the question the town gets every day, but now there’s an app for that. The town unveiled the iPoc, a new iPhone/ iPad app to help owners sift through the challenges they’ll face should they choose to redevelop their properties. The app will ring in approval if the redevelopment project is expected to generate five or fewer complaints during the public comments section of a Longboat Key Town Commission meeting; sound a warning alarm if it will likely require three or more four-hour public hearings; and deliver three low-wattage shocks if it will land you in court. Type the project in the field that says “I want to” and search: Examples: iPoc response I want to … Ring of Replace a doorknob handle approval Build a new Warning grocery store Spend $400 million Shock to redevelop a resort therapy
+ Car carrier drivers: Hand over your Key Car carriers will have to turn their keys over to Longboat. The Longboat Key Town Commission voted to ban car carriers from the Key as the result of the latest bi-monthly Gulf of Mexico Drive traffic feasibility study. The $140,000 study found the trucks frequently cause traffic jams and reduce visibility along Gulf of Mexico Drive. Snowbirds will have two options for dropping off their vehicles: The roundabout on Bradenton Beach or St. Armands Circle.
SEE OT / PAGE 4A
demolition derby
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IT’S RED EVERYWHERE NOW OPEN
ERE IT’S RED EVERYWH NOW OPEN
by Kurt Schultheis | Managing Editor
COLONY TO BE
DEMOLISHED The town of Longboat Key has approved a special-use permit to allow a monster-truck show to demolish the Colony Beach & Tennis Resort.
It has taken seven years and counting for the Colony Beach & Tennis Resort disputes to arise and the resort to close and fall into disrepair. But it’s going to take less than 15 minutes for the place to come tumbling down. A special meeting was held last week on Longboat Key, in which more than 80% of Colony Beach & Tennis Resort units owners approved a complete teardown of the property Thursday, April 1. Longtime Colony Beach & Tennis Resort owner Dr. Murray “Murf” Klauber pitched the idea to the unit owners, even though the owners haven’t picked a development company yet to rebuild the property. The reason a teardown was approved so quickly? Klauber has persuaded the 2013 Advance Auto Parts Monster Jam tour to make a stop at the Colony property on its way to a scheduled tour date in Miami. “We can have the whole place torn down in minutes by selling an exclusive monster-truck show that will demolish the Colony property,” Klauber said. “The
money we raise will be used by unit owners to help pay a new developer the costs for fractional ownership in a new and improved elegant Colony.” Advance Auto Parts Monster Jam came to Raymond James Sta-
CALL TO ACTION
by Robin Hartill | City Editor
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dium in February and is making its way from Tennessee back to Florida this week. While tickets for a tour stop in Tampa and other cities cost $35 for the most expensive seats, Klauber said he has already taken
reservations for seats that start at $150 and rise to $500 per seat. For $500, attendees get to sit with Klauber at the top of his shuttered
SEE COLONY / PAGE 4A
Tower to top off Publix sculpture The 150-foot ‘Flower Fiesta’ cell tower promises to improve cellular service for the southern half of the Key. Talking on a cell phone is about to become a pleasure on Longboat Key. That’s because later this week, contractors will install the final piece of the new “Flower Fiesta” sculpture: a 150-foot cellular tower in the design of the sculpture’s tall green silhouettes that will be called
the Flower Fiesta Greenwise Tower. The tower will also advertise special Publix Greenwise products on sale each week at the top of the silhouettes in a red digital sign, with digits large enough for condo owners to see from their condo towers. Last year, Publix proceeded through the planning processes at
lightning pace before tearing down its old location and rebuilding a new 49,000-square-foot store in just eight months. The store opened its doors at 8 a.m. on a chilly Thursday morning in December to applause from
SEE PUBLIX / PAGE 4A
INDEX Briefs....................8A Calendar............ 19A
Classifieds ........ 17B Crossword.......... 16B
Neighborhood...... 1B Opinion.............. 14A
Real Estate........ 10B Weather............. 16B
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