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GRUNERT - Mrs. Angie Grunert (Prybylski) of Yorkton entered eternal life during Holy Week March 23, 2016 at the Yorkton Regional Health Centre. She was 79 years of age. Evangeline (Angie) Grunert was born on February 20, 1937 at the Yorkton General Hospital, the eldest daughter of Alex and Annie (Krupa) Oscienny. She received her education at Beaver School in the Beaverdale district. On June 11, 1955 she was united in marriage to Orest Prybylski at St. Mary’s Church in Yorkton. They farmed in the Beaverdale area for 9 years when they decided to leave the district and purchased land at Bredenbury. In 1971, a damaging tornado destroyed some of their property so they decided to give up farming and try something different. They moved to Wroxton where Orest was employed at a machine dealership. Later they moved to Yorkton. Orest passed away in May of 1986. On August 12, 1989 she married Lorne Grunert and together they lived in Yorkton until Lorne’s passing in December, 2004. Angie continued to reside in Yorkton until her passing. Angie was a member of the UCWLC, Branch #1 for many years until the amalgamation of the two branches in 2003 where she continued to be a member.

She served as president from 1990 - 92 and secretary from 2000 - 2003.

The greatest highlight of her life was when she made a trip to Ukraine with other members of the branch in 1993 with humanitarian aid to Ukraine. Her hobbies included knitting, crocheting, cross-stitching, as well as gardening. Her family was the world to her, especially her grandchildren who she liked to tease and joke around with. Predeceased by her parents, first husband Orest, second husband Lorne and nephew Shawn Takatch; she leaves to celebrate her life, two sons, Ken (Diana) of Kamloops, BC and Dan of Dawson Creek, BC; step-daughter Stacy Grunert of Estevan, 10 grandchildren and 4 great-grandchildren; daughter-in-law Nat Prybylski and friend Marty of Fort McMurray; sisters Iris (Henry) Takatch of Yorkton; Jean Olson of Bashaw, AB as well as sisters-in-law Mary Lazurko, Rose Karcha and Olga Prybylski of Yorkton; Adele (Ernie) Horobetz of Winnipeg, Marg (Steve) Walter of St. Albert, Angie Sinclair of St. Albert, Marilyn (Craig) Burkell and Myrna Grunert of Yorkton, as well as nieces and nephews. The Resurrectional Prayer Service was held on Monday, March 28 at St. Mary’s Ukrainian Catholic Church in Yorkton.

The Holy Rosary led by members of the Ukrainian Catholic Women’s League preceded the prayers. The Funeral Liturgy was celebrated on Tuesday, March 29, 2016 at St. Mary’s Ukrainian Catholic Church with Rev. Father Raymond Lukie, C.Ss.R. as the Celebrant. The responses were led by Colette Karapita, Ed Pindus & Parish Choir Members. The cross bearer was Sheena Grunert and the epistle reader was Allyssa Grunert. Members of the Ukrainian Catholic Women’s League of Canada held an Honour Guard. The interment took place in the Garden of St. Luke at Yorkton Memorial Gardens with Chad Prybylski, Adrian Prybylski, Dwayne Takatch, Lionel Woytas, Patrick Grunert and Matthew Grunert serving as the casket bearers. Memorials in memory of Angie may be made to St. Mary’s Ukrainian Catholic Church or the Heart & Stroke Foundation.

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March 16, 2016. He was 82 years of age. George was born on May 12, 1933, the son of Pete and Phillapeanna Lutz at Fenwood, SK. George was baptized and confirmed in the Lutheran faith. His church and his faith were a very big part of his life. George grew up on the family farm and attended the Homefield School, completing Grade 8. In 1944, the family moved to the Yorkton area, where he continued to farm with his Dad and brother, Dan. George moved to Thunder Bay, ON to work for a logging company and later hauled gravel in Regina, SK for a short time. Though he tried his hand at these other occupations, his love for farming always brought him home to Saskatchewan. George and his brother, Dan started a grain cleaning business while they were farming together. He met Shirley (nee Weber) of the Dunleath District and they were united in marriage on August 4, 1961. The young couple settled north east of Yorkton where they were blessed with two sons, Kevin and Peter and two daughters, Karen and Betty. In his younger years, George enjoyed curling, making sausage, ski-dooing and hunting. George was always ready to help his neighbours and was often called upon to help out with butchering and making sausage. George was devastated when Shirley passed away suddenly on November 29, 1994. George loved animals, especially his pet dog and cats. He enjoyed talking with people whether he knew them or not. He spent time at McDonald’s and the mall to meet friends for coffee and do his word search puzzles in the paper. He was known as a social butterfly. George showed his children and grandchildren that hard work and dedication earned you rewards. He brought smiles to everyone with his jokes, memories or the lessons he would share. He encouraged his children to be early risers and always used to say, “What you do in the morning, you will never accomplish in the afternoon”. In 1998, he met Margaret “Belle” Thorvaldson and together they spent many happy years helping with babysitting his grandchildren, raising sheep and cattle and gardening. George sold the farm and moved into the Heritage Lodge in July of 2012 where he remained until his passing. George was predeceased by his parents, Pete and Phillapeana Lutz; his wife, Shirley; his step-mother, Freda Lutz, his brother, Dan Lutz; his brothers-in-law, Eric Katzberg, Helmet Lemke and Walter Maximuik; his nephews, Arthur Katzberg and Donnie Lemke and his good friend, Margaret Thorvaldson. He leaves to mourn his passing and cherish his memory, his children, Kevin (Betsy) Lutz of Yorkton, SK, Karen (Bruce) Murray of Red Deer, AB, Peter Lutz (Sharon Lang) of Hudson Bay, SK and Betty Lutz (Glenn Taylor) of Yorkton, SK; nine grandchildren, Christopher (Karmen) Lutz, Megan (Kent) Shindle, Gregory Lutz, Brock, Rebecka and Austin Maksymiw, Paula, Jessica and Kyle Lutz; five great-grandchildren, Julia, Harrison and Blake Shindle, Alice and Elizabeth Lutz; his sisters, Dorothy Lemke of Kitchener/Waterloo, ON, Lucy Katzberg of Regina, SK, Violet Maximuik of Kelowna, BC and Marlene (Verne) Mellor of Shaunavon, SK; his brothers, Edmund (Myra) Lutz of Stornoway, SK; his sister-in-law, Joyce (Art) Fiege as well as his nieces, nephews, many relatives on Shirley’s side of the family, members of Margaret’s family and many good friends. A Visitation for Family & Friends was held on Monday, March 21, 2016 from the Chapel of Christie’s Funeral Home in Yorkton, SK. The Funeral Service was held on Tuesday, March 22, 2016 from St. Paul Lutheran Church in Yorkton, SK with Mr. Ray Yost officiating, assisted by Margaret Ann Yost.

The organist and pianist, Joleen Cherland and Judy Berg, led the congregation in the singing of the hymns, “Just As I Am”, “Amazing Grace” and “How Great Thou Art”. A special taped music selection, “Daddy’s Hands” as sung by Holly Dunn was played. Psalm 23 was read by George’s daughter, Karen Murray. Karen also read a letter from George’s sister, Dorothy Lemke. Words of tribute and eulogy were shared by grandchildren, Kyle & Jessica Lutz. The Interment Service followed in the Yorkton City Cemetery with Gregory Lutz, Christopher Lutz, Kyle Lutz, Paula Lutz, Brock Maksymiw and Austin Maksymiw serving as the casket bearers.

The Honourary Pall bearers were Jessica Lutz, Megan Shindle, Rebecka Maksymiw, Jake Burkell, Jim McDougall and Garry Liebrecht were named as honourary pall bearers. Friends so wishing may forward their condolences to the family by visiting www.christiesfuneralhome.com. Funeral arrangements were entrusted to Christie’s Funeral Home & Crematorium, Yorkton, Saskatchewan.

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RATKE - Ernest Gordon Ratke passed away on Monday, March 21, 2016 at the age of 83 years. Ernie was born on December 7, 1932 at Biggar, SK. The family moved to Dafoe, SK when he was a year old and he grew up on the family farm south of Dafoe. Ernie attended Foote School, a one-room country school and took grade nine and ten by correspondence. He completed his high school at Jansen High School. Upon graduation, Ernie attended Saskatoon Normal School for his teacher training. In the following years, he obtained a Bachelor of Education and a Bachelor of Science from the University of Saskatchewan and a Diploma in Educational Administration from the University of Regina. Ernie began his teaching career with the Lanigan School Unit in 1952. He spent 14 years teaching at a number of one-room schools - Prairie Rose School, Bieberdorf School, Deer Plain School (Esk) and was principal at Jansen School (middle years). Ernie married Imogene Braitenback on August 7, 1955 and they celebrated their 60th wedding anniversary last year. They were blessed with six children. In 1967, Ernie and his family moved to Yorkton and became members of St. Paul Lutheran Church. In Yorkton, he served as principal at Burke School, Victoria School, Dr. Brass School and St. Joseph’s Junior High School (a joint Public and Catholic school).

In 1981, he was appointed Director of Education for the Yorkton Public School Division, retiring in 1994 for a total of 42 years in education. Ernie’s interests were wide and varied. He enjoyed the great outdoors and all it offered, including daily walks for many years on the nature trail at York Lake with Imogene, taking in nature. He loved flowers and in later years became an avid gardener. In earlier years, there were many memorable camping trips with Imogene, six children and the family dog, well before the era of mini-vans! He was fondly known to his family as “Mr. Efficiency” and inherited from his father the ability to fix almost anything. In retirement, Ernie became a television sports and news junkie. He spent many hours listening to music, especially the Blues and music from the Big Band era. Ernie was an avid sports fan. He cheered for the Toronto Maple Leafs from the early radio days with Foster Hewitt. Ernie was a fanatic fan of the Saskatchewan Roughriders. From the 1960’s onward, Ernie and Imogene rarely missed a game and were usually joined by other family members. Throughout his life, family was first and foremost to Ernie and he supported his family in every possible way. Ernie is survived by his wife Imogene; son Garry (Wendy), Olds, AB and children William (Christine) Ratke, Melissa (Greg) Ottahal, Janice (Tom) Johnston; son Keith (Dianne) Ratke, Good Spirit Acres, SK and children Ryan, Dylan, Jordan; daughter Sandra Calver, Saskatoon, SK and children Christina, Tamarra, Ronelle, Teri; daughter Kathleen (Ken) Hoffman, Eatonia, SK and children Jessica, Miranda and Clayton; daughter Sheila Potter, Saskatoon, SK and children Veronica and Tara; son Aran (Denise) Silmeryn (former name Jeffrey Ratke), Wolfville, NS and Rei (Brianna) Silmeryn; great-grandchildren Shaddix, Rory Alexis, Holden and Micalah; sisters Edna Leffler and Linda Paetsch, Jansen, SK and brother-in-law Allen (Joyce) Braitenback, Saskatoon, SK and many nieces and nephews. He was predeceased by his parents, William and Julia, brother William, sisters Olga, Martha, Helen (Gus) Dehr, Alma (Henry) Holfeld, Mary (Bert) Herbers, Alice (Harry) Gier and in-laws John and Wanda Braitenback. A private family gathering will be held in celebration of Ernie’s life at a later date. The family wishes to thank all of those who cared for Ernie during his illness and offers special thanks to Dr. Osime, Dr. Obiora and the nursing staff at Yorkton and Canora Hospitals for their dedicated and compassionate care. Friends so wishing may forward their condolences to the family by visiting www.christiesfuneralhome.com. Funeral arrangements were entrusted to Christie’s Funeral Home & Crematorium, Yorkton, Saskatchewan.

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KORCHOWSKI - Mr. Joe Korchowski formerly of the Theodore district passed away on February 16, 2016 at the Foam Lake Jubilee Care Home. He was 78 years of age. Joe was born on March 18, 1937 in the Kelliher district. He was one of five children born to Peter and Catherine (nee Bodner) Korchowski. He spent his early childhood years living in the Kelliher area. A house fire took his mother’s life and left some burns to Joe’s hands and face as he was trying to save his mother. After his mother’s death, Joe’s father went to Poland where he met Wanda Herczakowski (and her younger daughter Donna). He married Wanda and she along with her daughter came to Canada to join Joe and his Dad in Kelliher. Shortly afterwards they bought land in the Theodore district and moved their family where Joe and his dad farmed. Joe’s dad passed away in July 1978, meanwhile Joe continued to farm and shortly after Joe got his school bus license and drove the school bus for Yorkdale School Division for 19 years. Joe and his friend Fred Windjack helped each other farm for many years until failing health forced both of them to retire from farming. In August of 2007 an auction sale was held for the both and this ended their farming career. Failing health forced Joe to retire from driving school bus and in September, 1998 receiving a 19 year service award.

Severe rheumatoid arthritis was crippling Joe and in 2008 he was forced to enter the Foam Lake Jubilee Nursing Home where he continued to reside until his death. Joe was a devout member of the Jehovah Witnesses Congregation. He loved auction sales, watching game shows on television and listening to Ukrainian music on the radio. Joe was predeceased by his parents; brothers Paul (Belleville, ON), Mike (Punnichy); sister Anne (Saskatoon); brothers-in-law Walter Polischuk (Saskatoon) and John Wowchuk (Wishart). He is survived by his sister Cec Wowchuk of Wishart; sister-in-law Mary Korchouski of Belleville, ON; step-mother Wanda, step-sister Donna, nephew Jonathon, all of Theodore and many other nieces and nephews. A Memorial Service will be held on Friday, April 1, 2016 at 2:00 p.m. at Yorkton Memorial Gardens Family Centre with Mr. Mel Keeble of the Yorkton Congregation of Jehovah’s Witnesses officiating. The interment will take place in the Yorkton City Cemetery with Jonathon Korchowski serving as the urn bearer. Condolences may be sent to the family at www.baileysfuneralhome.

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STARGER - Arnold (Arnie), passed away peacefully on Febriary 16, 2016 at the Regina General Hospital at the age of 84. The funeral service will take place April 9 at the Rhein Christ Lutheran Church at two o’clock with the interment to follow. In lieu of flowers, donations may be made to the Heart and Stroke Foundation or a charity of your choice.

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Tender documentation, including specifications and floor plan can be obtained from: The Administrator RM of Ponass Lake No. 367 Phone: 306-322-2162 Fax: 306-322-2168 Email: rm367@sasktel.net Tender closes on April 22, 2016.

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Land for Rent RM # 214 Cana for rent: SE-15-22-04-W2 SW-05-22-04-W2 Can be rented with long or short term contract.

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YTW mar 30/16/ 2 Showhomes Ready For Spring tracey Delivery! 1584 & 1638sq.ft. RTMs. Pictures, floorplans available at wgiesbrechthomes.ca.

Custom builds also available. For additional information 204-346-3231 or wilbert@wghomes.ca.

FOR ALL your Interior, Exterior work. Decks, fences, siding, windows/doors and builds. Bath and kitchen remodeling/tiling. Experienced and licensed. Call Mike at 306-621-7526.

Services for Hire FENCE REMOVAL. Wire rolled, Posts removed and piled. Call 306-783-5639 or cell 306-641-4255.

Snow Removal BRAZEAU MASONRY & ROOFING. Asphalt shingling, cultured stone, brick & block layer, chimney repair, soffit & facia. Free estimates. Wayne 306-331-8069.

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2 BEDROOM Duplex. Mature individuals preferred. For inquiries phone 306-783-6922.

AVAILABLE IMMEDIATELY, 3 Bedroom, 1 bathroom Duplex, $1300/month plus utilities and damage. No Pets. References required. 306-641-9982 or 306-621-0620.

Houses For Rent 3 BEDROOM Home For Rent in Yorkton. 1 1/2 bathrooms, attached garage, No Pets, No Smoking. Available June 1. Phone 306-782-3773.

FURNISHED 2 Bedroom home in Canora for rent. $650/month + utilities. No Pets. References required. www.canorahomerentals.com 306-563-2031.

and trim throughout. Mature adults preferred. N/S, N/P, $850./mo. plus utilities. Call Betsy at 306783-4593 or 306-621-1103.

3 BEDROOM Apartment on 350 Independent St. Available in April.

Close to schools. Day care centre, city bus stop & hospital. Fridge, stove, washer & dryer included. 2car plug in parking. Utilities not included. No Smoking No Pets.

Damage deposit required. Email inquiries to swanyork@sasktel.net or call 306-783-0778 (leave message if necessary).

LOWER ONE Bedroom Suite in four-plex for rent. Freshly painted, bathroom newly renovated, laminate flooring throughout. $800/month includes heat & water.

Coin operated laundry available.

Located on Bradbrooke Drive in Yorkton.306-620-6265.

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2014 BOBCAT T650. 75hp, 225 hours, 2 buckets plus pallet fork, a/c, radio, air ride seats, full load deal. $55,750. Phone 306-783-3230.

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BONGOS, BASS bin cords, Traynor monitor, Fender bass amp, #5 Tokaido Gi. 306-273-0100 evenings.

DO IT ALL Construction, renos, roofs, plumbing, electrical, tree removal, window wells, basements.

We do it all. 306-795-2414.

ESTATE SALE: 2000 Ford Explorer. Limited edition. Loaded with luxury options. 5.0L V8 automatic.

218,000kms. Asking $5,200. 1999 Ford Taurus SE. 4 door sedan.

3.0L V6 automatic. 234,000kms.

Red. Good everyday car. Asking $1,800. 1968 pool table. Brunswick Professional. 6 x 12ft. with balls and cues. Asking $1,500.

Two 12ft. church pews. Fir wood.

Good condition. Asking $200 each. Call Len at 306-695-2257.

JET 3 Ultra Mobility Chair. Used, excellent condition. Asking $1,200.

Phone 306-782-1188 or 306-641-1188.

Wanted to Buy VITAMIX BLENDER/JUICER. Call 306-621-0425.

For Sale - Misc PORK AND BEEF SALE Pork Halves $2.00/lb.

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$3.75/lb.

Beef Halves Cut & Wrapped

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HOUSES AVAILABLE for 1-4 bedroom homes in Canora. Clean, comfortable, affordable. No Pets.

References required.

306-563-2031. www.canorahomerentals.com.

LARGE FAMILY home for rent in Springside. $1500/month plus utilities. Call Darwin after 6pm at 306-782-8754 or 306-621-8754.

MALE ROOMMATE to Share a house. NS, ND, $650 incl. utilities.

Leave message @ 306-782-8754 or 306-621-8754.

SPRINGSIDE HOUSING Authority is currently accepting applications for a 3 bedroom home. Fridge and stove included. Well kept, clean and quiet neighborhood. Rent is based on income. For more information and applications please call Morlie at (306)792-2222.

TWO BEDROOM Lake front home at York Lake. Approximately 800sq.ft. Includes stove, fridge, washer, dryer, dishwasher, security monitoring, plus HD Bell ExpressVu TV services. No pets.

Re fe re n c e s re q u i re d . $1,100/month. Available Immediately. Call 306-786-6262.

Rooms ROOM AVAILABLE. Fully furnished, utilities included, laundry facilities, references please. Call 306-621-4896.

Suites For Rent SPRINGSIDE HOUSING Authority is currently accepting applications for 1 & 2 bedroom Senior Suites at the Heritage Place. Fridge and stove included. Central laundry with two washers and dryers. Well kept, ready for rent. Rent is based on income. For more information and applications please call Morlie at 306-792-2222.

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Heavy Equipment

NINE PIECE Walnut (?) dining suite; including china cabinet, buffet, six chairs, table w/jackknife leaf. Call 306-647-2753.

Wanted WANTED: COLLECTOR PAYING TOP PRICES Internationals 1206, 1456, 1026, 1468. Allis D-21, GM Olivers, Cockshutts, older FWAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; s.

Old dealership signs, service station items, gas pumps, globes, oil cans. Red Indian, Buffalo, Dodge etc.

(306)221-5908, (306)3692810.

WANTED: OLD gas station items.

Gas pumps, signs, tin oil cans, coke machines, pop signs, thermometers, clocks, air meters, parts cabinets, wolf & bear traps.

Call 306-742-7606. Paying cash $$$$.

Furniture 2 RECLINING Chesterfields asking $400 dollars each. About 4 years old. Phone 306-782-7370.

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1- 27â&#x20AC;? x 21â&#x20AC;? coffee table with glass top & shelf; 21â&#x20AC;? grey T.V.; ironing d30_R0011218070. board; double size hide-a-bed (2 indd/prod3dm wide seater);electric Singer sewing machine; 6 drawer chest; white class metal 2 door, 4 shelves (pantry).

Call 306-782-7335. tracey YTW mar 30/16

VARIOUS AIRCRAFT magazines from 1967 - 1977, 28 copies, excellent condition, free. New Corner Gas shirt XL, $55. New Roomba630 Vacuum Cleaning Robot, $340. Crocheted table cloth, ecru in colour, 54â&#x20AC;? x 84â&#x20AC;? in pinwheel pattern, like new condition, $75.

Call 306-783-1450.

BLACK & DECKER bread maker; Cuisinart Food Processor; Electric skillet, non-stick surface fry pan with glass lid; Record player w/Radio cabinet style; Chest of 6 drawers; Antique gold scroll shaped frame wall mirror size 36â&#x20AC;?X26â&#x20AC;?; Pink swivel rocker, recliner; Office desk, 5 drawers; China Cabinet with 2 glass sliding doors & 2 shelves. Two shelves and 3 drawers on one side bottom cupboard.

Phone 306-782-7335.

3 piece hexagon shaped coffee tables with glass top and shelf. Call 306-782-7335.

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POLE BARNS, Shops, steel buildings metal clad or fabric clad.

Complete supply and installation.

Call John at 403-998-7907; jcameron@advancebuildings.com.

PROVINCE-WIDE CLASSIFIEDS. Reach over 500,000 readers weekly. Call this newspaper NOW or 306-649.1400 or email classifieds@swna.com for details.

REFORESTATION NURSERY SEEDLINGS of hardy trees, shrubs, & berries for shelterbelts or landscaping. Spruce & Pine from $0.99/tree. Free shipping.

Replacement guarantee. 1-866873-3846 or www.treetime.ca.

1973 FORD F-100, Lots of new parts, 6,592 original miles. $4,500.

1906 Accura, 179,487kms. $6,500. 16â&#x20AC;&#x2122; canoe $350. 4 hp.

Johnson motor, seperate tank. $450. Phone 306-272-4333.

ARIENS 28â&#x20AC;? Deluxe Snowblower.

Auto turn steering technology, orange in colour, almost new bought a bigger one. $1375.Phone 306-621-3038. Yorkton.

Garage Sales

63 CLAREWOOD Cres. Moving Sale.

Fri., Apr. 1 & Sat., Apr. 2, 9am-6pm.

Household & some gar-den tools.

Pets REGISTERED MINIATURE AMHA 32â&#x20AC;? bred mare. Phone Nimetz Miniatures. 204-734-4005. Kenville, MB.

Auto Miscellaneous 4 BLACK Steel rims 16â&#x20AC;?x 6 1/2â&#x20AC;?, 5 hole. Price $120.00. Call Brian 306-782-6185.

4 STUDDED winter tires, 215 70R15, new rims. Used 500 kms only. $800./set OBO. Call 306-327-5292.

FOR SALE: 4 - P215/65R16 Nokian winter tires and black steel rims (5 bolt pattern, 6.5â&#x20AC;? wide x 16â&#x20AC;?). Excellent condition.

Call 306-621-6367.

PROTECT YOUR Vehicle from minor abrasions with self-healing protective film. Mess-free application and goes on clear. Protect your vehicleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s exterior for as little as $500. Call 306-783-27872 for more information.

Wrecking over 250 units... cars and trucks. Lots of trucks...

Dodge... GMC... Ford... Imports...

1/2 ton to 3 tons... We ship anywhere... Call or text 306-821-0260.

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ATVs / Dirt Bikes

BEST PRICES in Saskatchewan & Manitoba on Brand New Kids/Adults ATVS/Dirt Bikes/Dune Buggies/UTVS, 110 ATVS $849.00, 125 Dirt Bikes $899.00, 125 Dune Buggies $1,799.00.

(Check out our ads on www.kijiji.ca) (Go to Manitoba/Brandon/110ATVS). Phone 204-724-4372.

Cars

2006 IMPALA LT, V6 3.5L, cruise, ps, pb, pwr. seat, rear defrost, command start. Includes front halter, tinted windows, sunroof and rear spoiler. 306-563-4107. $7,700.

2008 FORD TAURUS SEL. 153,700kms, all wheel drive, 4 door fabric seats, 60/40 split rear seat, pwr seats, sunroof, keyless entry, remote start, V6 engine. $6850. Phone 306-782-1230 or 306-620-6789.

2009 CHRYSLER PT Cruiser.

106,000kms, auto. $6200. Larry @ 1-306-563-8765. Canora.

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2014 4-door KIA. A/C/T. 30,000kms. Asking $10,000. Call 306-728-3917.

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FARM TECHNICIAN 6 Month Contract (Yorkton, SK) Bayer Crop Science is hiring a farm technician: -responsible for most maintenance operations on the Research farm located near Yorkton.

-To manage the ongoing upkeep of field equipment (tractors, 3 point hitch equipment), trucks, trailers, buildings and farm yards.

-Valid class 5 license required (Class 1A or G endorsement beneficial).

-Manual labour would be necessary with daily requirements for lifting.

To apply for the job go to: http://goo.gl/6UAz8d.

HEALTHCARE DOCUMENTATION SPECIALISTS are in huge demand. Employers want CanScribe graduates. A great workfrom-home career! Train with Canadaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s best-rated program. Enroll today. www.canscribe.com.

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Peterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bros.

Paving, south Okanagan paving company seeking experienced paving personnel (min. 3 years) for their highway division throughout BC. Relocation allowance may be available. Competitive wage $20.00 to $30.00 per hour plus benefits, full time seasonal. Please send resume to petersbros@shaw.ca.

MEDICAL TRANSCRIPTION! Indemand career! Employers have work-at-home positions available.

Get online training you need from an employer-trusted program. Visit: CareerStep.ca/MT or 1-855768-3362 to start training for your work-at-home career today!

REGISTERED DENTAL ASSISTANT for maternity leave in Wetaskiwin, Alberta.

Starting April 4/2016. Monday to Thursday, no evenings. Progressive dental office. Email resume to: smilemaker1@incentre.net.

Give your tight budget a little relief. Make some extra cash by selling the items you no longer need with a low-cost, fastacting Yorkton This Week and Marketplace Classified Ad. Phone 306-782-2465.

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Farm Work Overseas: dairy, beef, sheep, crop farms & horticulture operations host & employ young Canadians ages 18-30. Work, Travel, Experience! International Rural Exchange: office@irecanada.ca 306-489-4407 www.irecanada.ca.

Parts & Accessories GREAT PRICES on new, used and remanufactured engines, parts and accessories for diesel pickups. Large inventory, engines can be shipped or installed. Give us a call or check us out at www.thickettenginerebuilding.ca.

Thickett Engine Rebuilding. Ph. 204-532-2187 Russell, MB.

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Best buys on New/Used/Rebuilt ...at L.H. RECYCLED AUTO PARTS LTD. Monday to Friday 8:00 am - 5:30 pm Closed Sat. & Sun. 15 YORK ROAD WEST, YORKTON 306-782-4395 OR 1-800-657-4395

LHrecycled_1x47.nil_ Sports Utilities & 4X4s R001341986.indd 1x47L prod3/DM 6110) 2007 JEEP(class Liberty 4x4, auto. $4700.

Larry14-12 @ 1-306-563-8765. â&#x20AC;˘mp Sept eow/tfc Canora. â&#x20AC;˘wed Sept 19-12 eow/tfc Trucks & Vans 2000 CHEVY 1/2 ton, regular cab, V8, auto. Runs great. $2400. Larry @ 1-306-563-8765. Canora.

2003 DODGE Half Ton, regular cab, 4x4, gas, auto. $4400. Larry @ 1-306-563-8765. Canora.

2007 1 TON Dually Diesel, white in colour, 6 speed transmission, new starter, 4 new tires, 2 new batteries, new windshield, fifth wheel hook up & wiring, fully loaded, needs clutch assembly, fix wiring harness for starter. Phone 306783-3053. Asking $19,500.

RVs/Campers/Trailers 2013 Palomino Columbus 5th wheel camper. 385BH, 5 slides, sleeps 6, outside kitchen, washer/dryer, central vac, 2 washrooms, fully loaded, excellent condition. Must sell. Phone 306-6211991.

Snowmobiles 2012 YAMAHA PHAZER, 2013 Yamaha Nytro. New condition, low mileage, short tracks, four strokes, automatic start, reverse, handwarmers. 306-563-5400.

Farm Implements 1 - 24ft. JD discer $1,800; 1 - 12ft.

JD discer $700; 36ft. Morris Rodweeder $1,000;5 bottom JD disc plow $900; 24ft. Morris Seedrite $2,000; 1 Push type stone picker $800; 1 Reel type stone picker $1,500; 18ft. Versatile Swather $300; 4 Cultivators 20ft - 28ft. IH, White & Gleinco $1,000 each; 1 front end loader $1,000; 1 backhoe mounted on back of Case tractor $3,000; Tubing, angle iron, plate used for sale; 1980 Freight liner truck $1,000; IHC 1975 cab over truck semi w/13spd transmission 385hp.cap motor running truck $3,000; Grain auger $160; 250 Hobart welder $1500. Call 306-595-4601.

1995 JD 8570 Tractor, 4955 hours, 18.4 x 38 Duals @ 90%, 12 speed.

Excellent Tractor $60,000.00. 306-621-6484.

2004 5710 Bourgault 40ft. air seeder with 5350 Bourgault tank. $47,500.00. 2013 Bourgault 70ft.

MID harrow. $26,500.00. 1985 4650 John Deere tractor. Rebuilt, 11,000 hours. $27,000.00. Call Dave 204-623-6824.

96FT. BRANDT Quick Fold Sprayer with 800 gal. tank, RHS marker, great shape, always shedded. $3400 OBO. 306-742-4445.

JD 4010 Tractor. Second owner, low hours, 3 pt. hitch, new paint, tires very good. Excellent condition. $7500 OBO. Phone 306-6211991.

WANTED: Atom jet 1in openers w/front or rear delivery to fit Morris Maxim edge on shank. Call 306849-2013.

WHITE 2270 150hp. tractor $15,000; Case 930 5spd. $6,000; 560 Crossshed Wood loader $1,000; DC4 Case tractors $1,000; Massey Harris 44 not running $500; MM Moulin Tunning $500; W09 tractor diesel $500; 8N Ford tractor w/3 pt. hitch $2,000; Massey Ferguson Continental tractor 3 pt. hitch $2,000; Triple 4 Massey Harris tractor $500. Call 306-5954601.

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DEHORNED YEARLING and 2 year old Hereford Bulls. View at www.vcherefordfarm.com or call Wes at 306-743-5105. Langenburg, SK. FORAGE BASED Black Angus Bulls. Virgin 2 year olds & herd sires available. Genetics with maternal and calving ease traits. www.nerbasbrosangus.com.

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Purebred Livestock 2 YEAR Old virgin Reg. Red Angus Bulls. Semen tested and delivered. $4500. 306-876-2011.

HUNTER CHAROLAIS BULL SALE, Thursday, April 7, 1:30 pm DST, at the farm, Roblin, MB. Offering 7 two year old and 39 yearling bulls from over 30 years of breeding. Most are polled, some red factor. These are top quality, quiet, good haired bulls that will calve well and then add performance. Plus 1 Shorthorn bull and 12 Red Angus X Simm or Char commercial open heifers. View catalogue and videos at www.huntercharolais.com or call Doug 204937-2531, cell 204-947-7737 or Michael 204-247-0301.

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SECTION 7 Ranch Bull Sale, April 8 at Whitewood Livestock Sales.

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SPRINGER LIMOUSIN, Foam Lake, Sask. offer good red and black yearling bulls. For further info phone Mervin at 306-2724817 or 306-272-0144.

THE 12th Annual â&#x20AC;&#x153;Best of the Breedsâ&#x20AC;? Bull Sale. Sunday, April 3, 2016, 2pm at Heartland Livestock Services, Yorkton, SK. On offer 95 Charolais, Red & Black Angus, Simmental and Gelbvieh bulls. For catalogues or information contact T Bar C Cattle Co. 306-220-5006. View the catalogue online at www.buyagro.com. (PL# 116061).

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Recurring Themes — New World Order: (1) Yet another woman gave birth to her own granddaughter in January.

Tracey Thompson, 54, offered to be the surrogate mother for her fertility-challenged daughter, Kelley, and delivered a 6-pound, 11-ounce girl at The Medical Center in Plano, Texas. (2) After notable successes in the United States, Latin America claimed in December its first transgender pregnancy after Ecuadorean Fernando Machado announced he was expecting a child with his partner Diane Rodriguez. Fernando used to be “Maria”; Diane used to be “Luis”; and though both undergo hormone therapy, they have retained their birth organs.

— Overexcited police departments occasionally feel the need to safeguard towns by zealous enforcement of anti-gambling laws. In November, police in Altamonte Springs, Florida, raided the Escondido Community Clubhouse, formally shutting down the retirement village’s games of bingo, bunko, penny poker and — most controversially — the weekly sessions of the culturally venerated mahjong. Although none of the games is illegal under state law, advertising for-money games is, and the notices in the Heritage Florida Jewish News were such attention-getters that the pots for the games often grew to exceed the $10 legal maximum. (Given mahjong’s sociological significance, news of the bust was even reported in Jerusalem’s Times of Israel.)

— Perspective: On the heels of a similar program in Richmond, California, Washington, D.C.’s D.C. Council authorAuctions Antique and Collectible Auction Saturday April 2nd, 10 AM, at the Agripark, in Melville , SK., Toys, Furniture, Records, Firearms, Radios, CNR and Military Items. Robert Ross 306 795 7387 or w w w. d o u b l e R a u c t i o n s . n e t .

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ized funding in January to pay stipends to notorious criminals if they stop committing crimes.

Police would identify up to 50 residents likely to violently offend again in 2016 and offer them periodic cash payments plus special training and educational benefits — as long as they stay out of trouble. Officials in Richmond (once overwhelmed by gun deaths) say their program, commenced almost 10 years ago, has produced a 76 percent drop in gunrelated crime.

— Reports of the prominence of animal urine in various cultures’ health regimens have surfaced periodically in News of the Weird, and in December, in Al Qunfudhah, Saudi Arabia, a shop selling camel urine (with a long history of alleged medicinal qualities) was closed by authorities after they found 70 camel-urine bottles actually filled with shopkeeper-urine.

— About a decade ago, several fast-food restaurants (especially during evening shifts staffed by sometimes inadequately trained managers) were plagued by a prank phone-caller, posing as law enforcement requesting investigative help, asking managers to strip-search employees for “contraband” and to describe the searches in real time to the caller.

(A suspect was arrested, and the calls stopped.)

Managerial judgment was also on display at a Morro Bay, California, Burger King in January when a prank caller somehow convinced BK employees to begin shattering the store’s windows because of a purported “gas leak.”

Several windows were smashed in, and an investigation of the call is ongoing.

— Awkward: In January, Israeli television journalist Eitam Lachover became the latest to be injured in a high-profile test of a “protective” vest when he volunteered to be stabbed on camera for a news segment. Vest company officials’ faces turned quickly sour as the blade penetrated the vest (though the wound was described as “light”).

— In January, 15-yearold Anthony Ruelas, trying to rescue a classmate gasping from an asthma attack, became the latest casualty in public schools’ relentless insistence on “zero tolerance” of any deviation from rules. Gateway Middle School in Killeen, Texas, suspended Ruelas for two days for what others called his “heroic” assistance in gathering the girl in his arms and taking her to the nurse’s office — while the teacher, following “procedure,” waited passively for a nurse to email instructions. (Ruelas had defied the teacher, declaring, “(F-word) that — we ain’t got time to wait for no email from the nurse.”)

The school district’s superintendent later cited a federal law that he interpreted as justifying the procedure.

— Age-Old Prank Fails: Will Lombardi, 19, was charged with arson in Northampton, Massachusetts, in January after he acknowledged that “probably” he was the one who left a flaming box of excrement on the front porch of the family with whose daughter he was feuding.

The fire was supposed to alarm the victim, who would try to stomp it out, thus spreading the feces and soiling the stomper’s shoes. In this case, however, the fire had spread a bit. (Bonus: Lombardi’s box selection was a used mailer with Lombardi’s name and address still readable.)

— Least Competent Criminals: (1) In January, a 27-year-old man in North Pole, Alaska, became the most recent forced to flee a crime scene on foot because he had locked his keys inside the getaway car.

He was identified by surveillance video outside the two businesses he burglarized, but he was still at large. (2) Also in January, David Boulet, in Tacoma, Washington, became the most recent to haplessly try to steal a police car. As officers chased him on an earlier charge, Boulet spotted a parked, marked squad car (with lights flashing), but apparently thought, in the night’s darkness, that the car was momentarily unoccupied. He climbed in — and landed

on the lap of a Tacoma police sergeant in the front seat.

— Undignified Deaths: (1) A 47-year-old man in Saint-Marcel, Italy, fell to his death in January as he leaned over a balcony railing to shake crumbs off his tablecloth after breakfast. The tablecloth reportedly slipped from his hands, leading him to (unsuccessfully) reach for it. (2) A 58-year-old driver dressed except for pants was killed in January in Detroit when he was thrown from his car by a crash. A Michigan State Police spokesman reported that the man had been viewing pornography as he drove.

Update News of the Weird’s long-time super-creative serial litigant Jonathan Lee Riches filed yet another claim in January — against the Tennessee couple identified as winners in the recent $1.6 billion Powerball lottery.

John and Lisa Robinson, Riches says, “owe” him half their winnings because he says he sent their daughter (and his pen pal), Tiffany, $20 to buy Powerball tickets.

Riches’s lawsuit, written in longhand, claims that he and Tiffany were to be married and move to “a remote island full of milk and honey.” Riches had been serving a federal prison term for parole violation, but his current situation was unreported (except that he now claims an alias, “Jihadi Schitz,” and wrote from a Philadelphia mosque).

It is expected that this lawsuit will suffer the same fate as his against, among others, George W. Bush, Britney Spears, Steve Jobs, Nostrodamus, Plato and the various Kardashians.

A News of the Weird Classic (October 2011) A judge in Nice, France, ruled in September (2011) that Article 215 of the French civil code (defining marriage as a “shared communal life”) in fact requires that husband and wife have sex. A husband identified only as Jean-Louis B. had evidently lost interest years earlier, and his wife was granted a divorce.

Apparently emboldened

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