Launch week offer - discounted for a limited time onlyHarry thought he was just a humble Spencer. Growing up in the quiet of Althorp, he knew nothing of his royal lineage or the truth about the car crash that took his parents from him.Everything changes when swans begin to appear, delivering letters which are quickly confiscated. Then, one stormy night, an elderly lady smelling of gin and Dubonnet, the Queen Mother herself, arrives and reveals Harry&8217strue identity - he is a WindzorSceptre in hand, Harry arrives at Balmoral School of Monarchy and Majesty and discovers what it really means to be a royal. Amidst the backstabbing and sycophancy, he learns the arts of Tax Fraud and Evasion and Deference Towards the Monarchs and forms a bitter rivalry with his long-lost twin brother, Prince Will.As Harry uncovers secrets and scandals hidden within Balmoral&8217swalls, he hears whispers of a long-forgotten threat and a plot to steal the legendary Stone of Scone. With the weight of the Windzor dynasty on his shoulders, Harry must summon the courage to confront the dark secrets of his past and fight to protect his family&8217slegacy and place on the throne.********************************************************************************
*******************************************************A parody for fans of Harry Potter, and a satirical twist on the life of Prince Harry, formerly known as Harry Windsor.Harry Windzor and the Stone of Scone tells the irreverent and scandalous tale of a ginger boy with no determinable special abilities, as he tries to establish his place in the world. There are spats between heirs and spares, dodgy deals between the Palace and the press, and so many scandals swept under rugs that even the corgis are suspicious. Maybe this isn&8217ta satire after all
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ISHUN:&8216Wholet this guy into the Royal Archives Anyone reading this will be done for treason.&8217The Daily Pageant&8216Agleeful leak from behind palace walls. The Firm won&8217tbe amused - but we certainly are.&8217Privy Eye&8216Scurilous, salacious and scandalous. We couldn&8217tput it down.&8217ChatlerJoin Harry on his journey from lowly aristocrat to worthy prince (if there is such a thing).Scroll up to ensure that your invitation to Balmoral School of Monarchy and Majesty will be winging it's way to you &8211although hopefully not via swan.