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BULLBLOG BLACKLIST Consider this our official invite to a mixer at 305 Crown. Guests: the Herald editorial board and these 26 randomly-selected Yale students.

It’s just like fuck you, you know? You can give him a big sloppy blow job on your own time.

SOMESOM

People who hurt other people

Also, that Book Trader’s iced coffee tastes like tikka masala.

GroupMe enthusiasm

GroupMe threatening to evict you unless you respond soon.

Business Insider’s “26 most impressive Yale students”

When the class brown-noser arranges a class meal at Mory’s for “a steak and a cup” with the prof

That iced coffee costs more than regular coffee

That friend from NYU who brags about having sex on top of a roof in Williamsburg

TA

Dogs who walk away when you try to pet them

What, do you have something better to do?

Blue State’s waste disposal system

Not tryna have sex on top of Harkness.

Specifically, when the clear plastic clamshell from your turkey sriracha wrap doesn’t fit into the trash hole so you have to spend three minutes standing there slapping the clamshell until it fits in there and falls into the trash.

The Yale Herald (Apr. 19, 2013)

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