MAKEA QUEER-Y!

in to ChatLGBTQ+, the premium subscription that knows no sexual orientation bounds and even allows you to connect with straight people, if you so desire. This monthly subscription service provides users with the essential features of unlimited likes of other ChatLGBTQ profiles, notifications to see who is creeping on your profile, and the ability to touch some grass (because we know you need it), ChatLGBTQ+ also allows you to enable the robot to read your suggestions aloud in the voice of Scarlett Johansson — just try not to fall in love!

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