The Oracle Written and edited by the students of Woodberry Forest School Woodberry  Forest,  Va
September 2, 2011
Volume  CX,  No.  #1
Welcome  Back  to  the  Woods! Damien  Chang  â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;12 Oracle  Editor  in  Chief  To  the  New  Boys,  welcome  to  your  home  for  the  next  four  years.  ,I WKLV LV \RXU ÂżUVW WLPH RQ FDPSXV then  the  school  might  seem  like  an  LQWLPLGDWLQJO\ ODUJH SODFH 'RQÂśW ZRUU\ WKRXJK \RXÂśOO JHW WR NQRZ :RRGEHUU\ TXLUNV VXFK DV SHS rallies,  black  ties  and  our  football  chants,  like  the  back  of  your  hand  soon  enough.  If  you  feel  overwhelmed,  KDYH QR IHDU 7KHUH DUH WRQV RI SHR- SOH KHUH UHDG\ WR KHOS \RX JHW XVHG to  your  new  home  away  from  home.  Teachers  are  always  available  to  KHOS \RX DFDGHPLFDOO\ DQG \RXU hall  mates  will  soon  be  like  your  EURWKHUV <RXÂśOO ERQG RYHU WRXJK SUREOHP VHWV DQG UHVHDUFK SDSHUV DV ZHOO DV WULSV WR WKH ULYHU <RXÂśOO ÂżQG WKDW :RRGEHUU\ LV D FRPPXQLW\ unlike  any  other.  The  Old  Boys  on  the  other  KDQG DOUHDG\ NQRZ ZKDW WKH\ÂśUH getting  into.  Woodberry  is  still  Woodberry,  though  there  have  been  some  changes  since  we  left  in  June.  Many  of  our  science  buffs,  and  es- SHFLDOO\ 0U -DFREV ZLOO EH KDSS\ to  know  that  work  has  begun  on  the  new  science  building  behind  Terry  house.   After  many  delays  it  seems  WKDW ZHÂśOO ÂżQDOO\ KDYH RXU QHZ VWDWH of  the  art  facilities.  On  a  more  mundane  note,  WKH SLSHV DQG JUHDVH WUDSV IRU WKH kitchens  became  so  rusted  over  the  summer  that  Tiger  Square  and  the  ODZQ KDG WR EH WRUQ XS LQ RUGHU WR
Some  WFS  staff  members  open  their  arms  to  incoming  students UHSODFH WKH SLSHV 7KDWÂśV ZK\ WKHUH DUH SDWFKHV RI UDZ GLUW DOO RYHU WKH lawn  in  front  of  Anderson  and  the  dining  hall. %DVHEDOO SOD\HUV ZLOO EH KDSS\ WR NQRZ WKDW ZRUN KDV EHJXQ RQ WKH QHZ EXOOSHQV DQG EDWWLQJ WXQQHO 2XU WHQQLV SOD\HUV PLJKW QRW EH DV KDSS\ EHFDXVH WKH WHQQLV courts  that  used  to  be  behind  Terry  are  now  being  rebuilt  behind  John- son  Stadium,  greatly  increasing  the  ZDONLQJ GLVWDQFH WR DIWHUQRRQ SUDF- WLFHV LQ WKH VSULQJ EXW ORFDWLQJ DOO RXU VSRUWV IDFLOLWLHV LQ RQH SODFH  Old  Boys  can  attest  to  the  IDFW WKDW SHUKDSV WKH PRVW VLJQLÂż- cant  work  done  over  the  summer  was  the  renovation  of  the  Turner  bathrooms.  Once  reviled  as  one  of  WKH IRXOHVW SODFHV RQ FDPSXV WKH new  bathrooms  will  make  living  conditions  for  the  freshmen  much Â
more  bearable. 1RQH RI WKLV ZRXOG EH SRV- sible  without  the  dedication  of  the  Woodberry  staff  who  worked  tire- lessly  over  the  hot  summer.  103  IXOO WLPH DQG PRUH WKDQ SDUW time  workers   ensure  the  smooth  RSHUDWLRQ RI WKH VFKRRO LQ VXFK GLI- IHUHQW DUHDV DV WKH SRVW RIÂżFH ZDWHU WUHDWPHQW SODQW DQG WKH JROI FRXUVH In  addition  to  the  more  traditional  ZRUNHUV :RRGEHUU\ DOVR HPSOR\V WZR SURIHVVLRQDO IDUP PDQDJHUV D horticulturist  and  a  nationally  rec- ognized  mason.   Many  of  the  staff  have  worked  at  Woodberry  Forest  for  de- cades,  some  of  them  carrying  on  a  tradition  of  loyal  service  begun  by  WKHLU SDUHQWV RU HYHQ JUDQGSDUHQWV 0RVW RI WKHP KDYH GHHS URRWV LQ Madison  and  Orange  Counties,  and  many  of  their  families  are  linked  by Â
blood  and  marriage.  Others  come  from  as  far  as  Romania  and  Viet- QDP EXW WKH\ DUH DOO JUHDW SHRSOH with  incredible  stories  to  tell  if  you  just  ask  them.   Some  are  very  close  with  the  students.  Mr.  Frank  Schettinl,  who  is  in  the  middle  of  his  fourth  year  in  the  school  kitchen,  says  that  â&#x20AC;&#x153;you  can  get  a  bond  going  with  the  students  once  you  get  to  know  their  names.â&#x20AC;?  And  Mrs.  Brenda  Jack- son,  who  is  now  in  her  ninth  year  of  food  service  at  the  Forest,  says  â&#x20AC;&#x153;I  like  working  with  the  students  and  I  QHYHU KDYH DQ\ SUREOHPV , WHOO WKHP all  good  morning  and  give  them  a  VPLOH ´ 7KHVH SHRSOH DQG RWKHUV like  Mr.  Heath  in  Food  Services,  Tracey  down  at  the  gym,  French  LQ +RXVHNHHSLQJ *DU\ RQ WKH JROI FRXUVH RU &DOYLQ RQ *URXQGV NHHS Woodberry  running  smoothly  all  year  around.  Regardless  of  whether  this  LV \RXU ÂżUVW \HDU RU \RXU IRXUWK \HDU say  thanks  to  the  staff  members  who  PDNH WKH :RRGEHUU\ H[SHULHQFH what  it  is.  And  while  they  work  hard,  we  too  have  our  work  cut  out  for  XV ,WÂśV D ORQJ WLPH XQWLO 0D\ ZLWK D ORW ZH QHHG WR DFFRPSOLVK :HÂśOO ZLQ VRPH WR WKH *RRQV RQFH DJDLQ to  be  sure  but  may  lose  a  few  others  DORQJ WKH ZD\ :HÂśOO KDYH SOHQW\ RI XSV DQG GRZQV %H DVVXUHG WKRXJK WKH :RRGEHUU\ H[SHULHQFH LV WUXO\ D unique  and  rewarding  one.  So  from  all  of  us  here  at  The  Oracle,  wel- come  to  the  Forest!
New  and  Old  Faces Edward  Bailey  â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;13 Oracle  Editor  As  we  all  return  to  Wood- berry  for  another  year  full  of  study- LQJ DQG VSRUWV ZH ZHOFRPH WKH familiar  faces  of  friends,  class- PDWHV DQG IDFXOW\ ZKR KHOS EULQJ WKH VFKRRO WR OLIH %XW LW ZRXOGQÂśW EH FRPSOHWH ZLWKRXW WKH PDQ\ QHZ faces,  known  in  Woodberry  Forest  tradition  as  â&#x20AC;&#x153;New  Boys.â&#x20AC;?  This  year  the  Forest  welcomes  a  very  diverse  JURXS RI 1HZ %R\V IURP DOO DURXQG WKH ZRUOG 7KH ODUJHVW JURXS strong,  comes  from  North  Carolina.  Virginia,  is  close  behind  with  28.  2WKHU VWDWHV UHSUHVHQWHG UDQJH IURP California  and  Washington  State  to  New  York  and  Massachusetts,  not  to  mention  eighteen  other  countries.  Mr.  Jason  Slade,  newly  installed  as  WKH $VVLVWDQW 'LUHFWRU IRU (QUROO- ment  Management  and  Internation- al  Admissions  (and  coordinator  of  WKH DPD]LQJ VSULQJ EDUEHFXH FRP- SHWLWLRQ ZDV H[FLWHG WR PHQWLRQ that  Woodberry  will  have  an  11.3%  international  student  body  this  year,  with  New  Boys  from  Mexico,  Can- ada,  South  Africa,  China,  South  .RUHD WKH &]HFK 5HSXEOLF 9LHW- QDP DQG -DSDQ  Roman  Pivovarnik,  an  ex- FKDQJH VWXGHQW SDUWLFLSDWLQJ LQ WKH $66,67 SURJUDP MRLQV XV DOO WKH ZD\ IURP WKH &]HFK 5HSXEOLF 7KH $66,67 SURJUDP DOORZV IRU RQH H[- FHSWLRQDO (XURSHDQ VWXGHQW D \HDU to  come  and  learn  about  American  FXOWXUH 5RPDQ DSSOLHG EHFDXVH KH ZDQWHG WR H[SORUH WKH ZRUOG HVSH- cially  the  U.S.  Roman  has  been  an  DFWLYH SDUWLFLSDQW LQ HDUO\ IRRWEDOO
DPD]LQJ DOO ZLWK KLV EOD]LQJ VSHHG and  tireless  work  ethic.  As  in  years  SDVW :RRGEHUU\ ZLOO KRVW WKUHH boys  from  all  boys  boarding  schools  in  South  Africa:  Baba  Adejuyigbe,  Lonwabo  Mgoduso,  and  James  Barton-ÂBridges  are  joining  us  from  Hilton  College,  Michaelhouse,  and  6W -RKQÂśV &ROOHJH UHVSHFWLYHO\ where  we  are  sending  some  of  our  own  students  in  exchange.   With  Mr.  Joe  Coleman  be- FRPLQJ WKH QHZ 'HDQ RI 6WXGHQWV Mr.  Harrison  Stuart,  a  1998  gradu- ate  of  Woodberry  from  Lexington,  .HQWXFN\ EHFRPHV WKH 'HDQ RI $GPLVVLRQV +H WRRN RYHU WKH SRVW from  Mr.  Coleman  in  July  and  has  EHHQ UXQQLQJ DW IXOO VSHHG HYHU since.  Like  Mr.  Coleman  and  Mr.  Slade,  Mr.  Stuart  knows  Wood- berry  well  and  communicates  his  SDVVLRQ DV KH PHHWV ZLWK SURVSHF- tive  students.  As  a  student,    Stuart  SOD\HG IRRWEDOO IRU IRXU \HDUV UDQ WUDFN DQG SOD\HG WHQQLV 3HUKDSV PRVW SURXGO\ KH UHFDOOV EHLQJ D VL[WK IRUP FDVW PHPEHU LQ WKH SOD\ 1776,  directed  by  Mr.  Blain.   After  JUDGXDWLQJ IURP +DPSGHQ 6\GQH\ 0U 6WXDUW ZHQW RQ WR EH WKH 'LUHF- WRU RI 2SHUDWLRQV DW WKH (SLVFRSDO School  of  Knoxville  and  then  came  back  to  Woodberry  to  serve  as  the  director  of  alumni  affairs  where  KHÂśV EHHQ IRU WZR \HDUV +H OLYHV with  his  wife  and  two  young  sons  in  D KRXVH ULJKW RII FDPSXV 0U 6WXDUW recalls  coming  in  as  a  third  former  and  recommends  that  all  new  boys  ³WDNH DGYDQWDJH RI WKH HQGOHVV RS- SRUWXQLWLHV \RX KDYH DW :RRGEHUU\ We  are  blessed  with  wonderful  fac-Â
2-3:  FEATURES  4-5:  HUMOUR Woodberry  reacts  to  recent,  record  earthquake
New  Boy  3th  former  Michell  Nader  from  Mexican ulty,  the  best  facilities,  and  amazing  classmates  to  make  great  relation- VKLSV ZLWK ´ ,I \RX DUH HYHU KDQJ- LQJ DURXQG WKH DGPLVVLRQV RIÂżFHV , ZRXOG VWURQJO\ UHFRPPHQG VWRS- SLQJ E\ 0U 6WXDUWÂśV RIÂżFH WR VD\ hello  and  ask  for  a  new  Woodberry  mint.  Those  white  and  orange  mints  are  amazing.  The  2011-Â12  academic  year  will  begin  with  an  enrollment  of  VWXGHQWV RQH RI WKH ODUJHVW HYHU LQ :RRGEHUU\ÂśV KLVWRU\ 2I WKH New  Boys,  89  will  be  entering  as  UG IRUPHUV DV WK IRUPHUV DQG 9  as  5th  formers,  an  unusually  high  DPRXQW 0DQ\ KDYH DOUHDG\ SURYHQ LQYDOXDEOH LQ WKH HDUO\ SUDFWLFHV IRU football,  soccer,  and  cross-Âcountry.  One  of  the  handful  of  New  Boy  5th  IRUPHUV 'RXJ 5DQGROSK VD\V KHÂśV SV\FKHG DERXW KLV 1HZ %R\ \HDU and  announced  that  early  ball  was  great  â&#x20AC;&#x153;  because  you  can  get  to  know  some  guys  before  academics  start.â&#x20AC;?   For  the  handful  of  3rd  form- HUV ZKR KDYH FRPH WR FDPSXV IRU early  ball,  New  Boy  Sunday  will Â
6-8: Â WFS Â IN Â WORLD 9-10: Â WORLD Â NEWS
New  Boy  5th  former  football  player  Doug  Randolph IHHO OLNH WKH PLGGOH RI WKH \HDU (YHQ though  most  of  their  teammates  are  older  than  they  are,  Andrew  Schof- ner,  Nate  Ingram  and  Benjamin  Carson  all  agree  that  everyone  has  EHHQ ÂłYHU\ DFFHSWLQJ RI WKH 1HZ Boysâ&#x20AC;?  and  they  feel  as  if  Woodber- ry  has  already  become  their  home.  &OHDUO\ WKH IRRWEDOO SOD\HUV KDYH EHHQ YHU\ VXSSRUWLYH DQG ZHOFRP- LQJ WR WKHVH VSHFLDO UG IRUPHUV DQG DUH IROORZLQJ WKH H[DPSOH RI WKHLU FDSWDLQV ,I 1HZ %R\ +RXVWRQ %X- chard  thinks  â&#x20AC;&#x153;Rogers  [Clark]  is  soft  and  gentleâ&#x20AC;?  and  HT  Minor  believes  that  under  all  his  muscle,  â&#x20AC;&#x153;  [Nate]  5LSSHU LV D FXWH KXJH VZDJJHG out  teddy  bear,â&#x20AC;?  you  know  all  of  the  Old  Boys  must  be  making  these  little  Bengals  feel  right  at  home.  All  in  all  the  New  Boy  FODVV RI ORRNV H[FHSWLRQ- DOO\ SURPLVLQJ ,W ZRQÂśW EH ORQJ until  they  cut  those  black  ties  and  become  more  of  the  familiar  faces  ZH GHSHQG XSRQ WR EULQJ OLIH WR RXU school.
11: Â FEATURES
In  This  Issue...
Bachelor  of  the  Issue:  Rogers  Clark
Abroad  trip  recounts:  Oxford,  Scotland,  Spain,  CASA
London  Riots:  Britian  reacts  violently  to  exposed  corruption
James  Crabb   TXDOL¿HV IRU olympic  trials
12:  SPORTS Early  ball  kicks  off  fall  sports