Best 130 funny quotes about my ex boyfriend or girlfriends with images

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Best 130 funny quotes about my ex boyfriend or girlfriends with images

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“Your ex’s prayer might be to see you fail, but you need to prove them wrong.”

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“You’re not ready for your next if you’re still trying to impress your ex.”

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“You’re my favorite ex-boyfriend.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex

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“You’re my ex. That means I no longer owe you any answers. Don’t worry about who I’m with now. It’s not you.”

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“You shouldn't get into a relationship knowing that you still have feelings for your EX.”

6.

“You said I used to be your favorite book but now you are ripping off my pages to write her a novel.”

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“You know for a guy, you act like a little bitch.”,funny ex girlfriend quotes

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“You ex’s prayer might be to see you fail but you need to prove them wrong.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex

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“You can't start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading your last one.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex

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“Yes, you broke my heart, but after seeing how much uglier your new girlfriend is than me, we can call it even.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex

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“Yes, he's my ex. And he's not a jerk,he's not a liar and I don't hate him.

He's a person who once made my life perfect.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex

12. “ World Ex Day is celebrated on 11th January annual.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex

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“When your past calls,don't answer. It has nothing new to say.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex

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“When your ex texts you after months "Hey, What's up"…Not today Satan, not today.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex

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“When your ex says:"you'll never find anyone like me." just smile and reply " that's the point.".” ex boyfirend quotes

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“When you past calls,don't answer. It has nothing new to say.”

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17. “ When looking back doesn't interest you anymore,you're doing something right.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex

18.

“When an ex says, "Let's be friends", it is almost like a kidnapper saying, "we'll stay in touch."”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex

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19.

“Whatever,bitch. I'm prettier than you, I win.”

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20. “ We're not friends, we're not ememies, We're stranger with some memories.”

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“We didn't date. But you were my ex-something,my ex-maybe, My ex-almost.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex

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“Today is national animal day. Please take a moment to remember your ex.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex

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“To save face, it's better not to ask sex from the ex, but to give everything the axe.” ― Anthony Liccione

24.

“To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.” — Bess Myerson

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25.

“They always come back, especially when you've moved on.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex

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“There's nothing more satisfying than being prettier than your ex boyfriend's new girlfriend.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex

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“There's a guy out there who is going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your EX-Boyfriend.” — ex boyfirend quotes

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“The way My ex used to lie…even when he texts me "Good morning", I had to go outside to see if its really morning!”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex

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“The sad moment when you see your ex and they act like you don’t even exist.”

30.

“The past is a nice place to visit but certainly not a good place to stay.”

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“The good news is your ex set the bar low enough to make your new boyfriend's ordinary accomplishments seem impressive.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex

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“The best revenge you can get on your ex is to move on and let them see you happy with someone that treats you better than they did.” — Sonya Parker

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33.

“That's not my EX, That's A mistake!”

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34.

“Thanks for the EX-perience. Our time has EX-pired. Now, EX – it my life.”

35.

“Taking your ex back is like trying to put poop back into your butt.”

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“Taking your ex back is like going to a yard sale and buying back your own crap!”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex

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“Sometimes you miss the memores, Not the person.”

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“Shh…Sometimes I think about calling my ex-boyfriend. LOL,just kidding! I'd rather shit in my hands and clap.”

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39. “ Saw ex girlfriend working at subway, She had to make me a sandwich.”

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40.

“Remember, when she cancels a date,she has to; but…when he cancels a date, he has TWO.” — ex boyfirend quotes

41.

“Our beer is as cold as your EX's heart.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex

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42.

“One relationship ends but life goes on. Your Ex' was just a stepping stone to something better.” — Sushan R Sharma

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43.

“One day you're gonna remember me and how much I loved you…Then you're gonna hate yourself for letting me go.”

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“One day you’re going to wake up and realize how special she is — and when that day comes, she’ll be waking up next to the guy who already knew. ”

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“Oh,you're dating my ex. I thought the five second rule was for food only.”

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46.

“Oh, you're the ex? Nice to meet you, I'm the up-grade.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex

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“Oh, you're dating my ex? I thought the five second rule only applies for food I dropped.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex

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48.

“Oh you're dating my EX? Cool, i'm eating a sandwich…want those leftovers too?”

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49.

“Now you're just somebody that I used to know.”

50.

“Not one single famale can make me jealous over a man I already dealt with. Mark my words. If he was worth keeping, I'd still have him.”

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51.

“No boyfriend,No problems.”

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52.

“Never let your new love pay for the troubles your EX put you through.”

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53.

“Never let an old flame burn you twice.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex

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54.

“Never go back to an old love. Because it’s like reading a book over and over again when you already know how it ends…”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex

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55. “Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else,because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.�

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56.

“My mom calls my ex boyfriend a douchebag.”

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57.

“My mind refuses to let go of your memories. My heart refuses to let go of your love. I refuse to let go of YOU.”

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58.

“My heart has no room for you, but the trunk of my car definitely does.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex

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“My ex? Yeah, I'd still hit that. Except this time it would be with a car or baseball bat.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex

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60. “ My EX? We're not FRIENDS, We're not ENEMIES. We're just STRANGERS with some MEMORIES.”

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61. “ My ex wasn't an asshole. He was the whole ass.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex

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“My ex is living proof as to how stupid I can be.”,ex quotes and funny ex quotes

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“My EX had one very annoying habit. Breathing.”,ex quotes and funny ex quotes

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“My ex boyfriend's facebook status said: "Suicidal and standing on the edge.'…So I poked him.”

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“My ex boyfriend,was abusive. He thinks he was mugged and beat up one night after work, but it was actually my two brothers.”

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“My boyfriend isn't allowed to watch animal planet. He might see his ex on there. NAH Boo.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex

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67.

“MY "give a fuck" is broken but my "go fuck yourself" is fully functional!”

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“Look in my eyes and you will find me, but look in my heart and you will find you. ” — ex boyfirend quotes

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“It took only a few mements to fall in love with you, but it is taking me forever to move on…”

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“It only takes one bad boyfriend to realize that you deserve so much more.” — ex boyfirend quotes

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“It may seem as the hardest thing in the world, but you have to forget the guy who forgot about you.” — The Notebook

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“It is so hot outside I almost called my ex so I could be around something shady.”,ex quotes and funny ex quotes

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73. “It hurts the worst when the person that made you feel so special yesterday, makes you feel so unwanted today.�funny ex quotes,quotes for ex

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“Irregardless, ex boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean, that's just the rules of feminism.” — Mean Girls

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“I'm proud of my heart. It's been played, stabbed,cheated,burned and broken, but somehow still works.”

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“I'm not crying because of you; you're not worth it, I'm crying because my delusion of who you were was shattered by the truth of who you are”

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77. “I'm in training to be the hottest ex girlfriend you've ever had.�,funny ex girlfriend quotes

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“If your ex texts you saying "I miss you" that means the other person they tried to replace you with failed.” — ex boyfirend quotes

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“If you’re Happy and you know it thank your ex!”ex boyfriend quotes

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“If you were happy before you met someone, you can be happy when they’re gone.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex

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81.

“If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it's yours, If it doesn't fuck him, he was a dick anyway.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex

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“If you line up all your ex lovers in a row you can see the flowchart of your mental illness.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex

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“If you feel the need to insult your ex or their new lover, you obviously still have feelings for them.” — Alexis Rose

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84.

“If someone you love hurts you, cry a river, build a bridge and get over it.”,ex quotes and funny ex quotes

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85. “If someone did something bad enough to make you remove them from your life, don't be foolish enough to invite them back in.�funny ex quotes,quotes for ex

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86. “ If it looks like a dick and acts like a dick, it's probably my ex-boyfriend.”,funny ex boyfriend quotes

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“I wish the weekend came as fast as my ex boyfriend!”ex boyfriend quotes

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88.

“I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.”

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89.

“I think it's cool when an ex-girlfriend becomes an XL girlfriend.”

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“I miss my ex-boyfriend like how a rich man misses the days when he was poor. He remembers it fondly but he would never want to go back there.”

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“I love you,not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.”

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“I love meeting my Ex's new boyfriend and thinking, 'Yep, I am definitely cooler than this dude.'”,funny ex boyfriend quotes

93.

“I just saw her picture on facebook, she looks like something I draw with my left hand.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex

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94.

“I hope your new girlfriend learns to hate you as much I do.”,ex quotes and funny ex quotes

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“I hope the weekend comes as quick as my ex-boyfriend.”

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“I hate you because you make me hate you.”ex boyfriend quotes

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“I had a lot of reasons to give up on you. But I still chose to stay. You had a lot of reasons to stay. But you chose to give up.”

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98. “I don't hate you, I'm just disappointed. you turned into everything you said you'd never be.�

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“I don't care what you think about me. I don't think about you at all.” ex boyfirend quotes

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“I don’t have Ex’s, I have Y’s. Like “Y the hell did I date you?”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex

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101. “I do not hate you. I just don't want to give you the opportunity to hurt me again.�

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102. “I couldn't help but notice that I'm much better looking than all of your ex-girlfriends.�funny ex quotes,quotes for ex

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103. “ I collect ex-boyfriends — and more than five, at last count.”ex boyfriend quotes

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“I cared,you didn't,I cried,you laughed. I was hurt,you smiled. I moved on, you realized. Too late.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex

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“I can’t forgive you, but that is a small problem. I can’t forget you either… that, is the big problem. I miss you.”

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“I accidentally bumped into my ex today…With my car…at 60mph…on purpose.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex

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“Ex-boyfriend just egged my car while I was at work… I have a dash cam you idiot,See you in court.”,funny ex boyfriend quotes

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“All I'm saying is I've never seen my ex and satan in the same room.”

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“Ex boyfriends be like: " Oh she's getting over me? I better change that and text her.”,funny ex boyfriend quotes

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110. “ Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.'”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex

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“Ever looked at your ex and wondered:" Was I drunk the entire relationship?"” — ex boyfirend quotes

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“Don't waste your life, impressing others! Its your life,Live it & Love it!”

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113. “Don't get all depressed over a guy from your past, That's like being sad because the garbage man picked up the trash.�funny ex quotes,quotes for ex

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“Don't feel special, apparently my ex fucks everyone.”,ex quotes and funny ex quotes

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“Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars.”

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“Don’t cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.”

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117.

“Definition of Ex? = Thanks for the EXperience. Our time has EXpired.

Now EXit my life.” — ex boyfirend quotes

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“Dear ex-boyfriend: Don't worry I'm not jealous, I already know what kind of shit your downgrade will get already.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex

119.

“Dear EX: You are the reason why I know I deserve so much better.”

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“Dear EX: I won't block you,delete you. I'm keeping you there, so you're able to see how happy I am without you.”

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121. “Dear Ex,when you see me, I want you to recognize what you had, regret what you've lost,and realize what you're never getting back.�

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122.

“Dear EX,just because I'm nice to you, doesn't mean I want you back.

We broke up for a season.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex

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“Dear EX, this is for you: " I was about to find you in my dictionary, but I almost forgot,you already have no meaning.”

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“Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to.” — Kendrick Cole

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“Choose the guy who takes you to his house to meet his parents,not his bedroom.”

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“Cheers to my ex for finally finding someone just as worthless as he is.”,ex quotes and funny ex quotes

127.

“Be the girl his ex girlfriend will hate,his mom will love, and that he will never forget.”,funny ex girlfriend quotes

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“As soon as your ex sees you smiling, thats the minute they want you back.”funny ex quotes,quotes for ex

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“Are you telling her the same shit you told me?”,ex quotes and funny ex quotes

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“An "ex" is called an "ex" because it's an EXample of what you shouldn't have again in the future.”

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