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he spring edition is always one of my favourite ones to put together every year. As a keen (although by no means expert) gardener I love a rummage around local garden centres and nurseries - you never know when you might discover another stunning new plant you can find room for! If you are anything like me you’ll love our spring gardening special - it has 17 pages of great information on local garden centres and gardening services (p35) as well as a list of jobs to be getting on with this month (p50) - so long as the recent stormy weather subsides of course! Away from gardens there is plenty more to look forward to. We have some exciting local events and exhibitions coming up (see our listings and news pages for the details on some of the highlights) and with Easter on the way The Food Wife presents some yummy pancake recipes to try at home (p29). As well as all that we have great ideas on some local Mother’s Day gifts (p24) and lots more besides. Enjoy.

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in this issue... LOCAL NEWS What’s on in March Melksham Assembly Hall Holburne Museum Wiltshire Music Centre The Auction Hub St Margaret’s Prep

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FOOD & DRINK Cesar’s Coffee Bar Eat the Seasons Pancake recipes Beechfield House Hotel The George at Woolley

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FEATURES Mother’s Day Gifts Spring Gardens

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HOME & GARDEN Garden Jobs for March National Bed Month Sofas & Stuff Is it time to downsize?

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HEALTH & WELLBEING JB Kinesiology Foot Clinic Vitality Day Spa

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MELKSHAM ASSEMBLY HALL

Market Place, Melksham, SN12 6ES Box Office: 01225 709887 melkshamassemblyhall.com CARPENTERS EXPERIENCE 5 March, 7.30pm Tickets: £20 The UK’s leading Carpenters tribute, The Carpenters Experience are led by the incredible voice of Maggie Nestor.. COMPLETE MADNESS 12 March, 8pm Tickets: £14 Hey you! Don’t watch that, watch this! Put on your finest two-tone suits and chequered ties because Complete Madness are ready to get the whole room skanking. PURPLE ZEPPELIN 19 March, 8pm Tickets: £20 Twice voted Best UK Tribute Band, Purple Zeppelin bring together the music of two of the greatest rock bands of all time in one epic show.

reputation as fine interpreters of words ROCK THE TOTS both old and new. 21 March, 11am & 2pm Tickets: £7, under 2s go FREE KATHRYN ROBERTS & SEAN LAKEMAN With musical covers by Bowie, The 17 March, 7.30pm Prodigy, Elton John and many more, Tickets: £15 (Concs £14) you’ll want to board this musical Kathryn and Sean have long rocket and zoom to the moon! established themselves as one of the UK folk scene’s most rewardingly AN-TING CHANG enduring partnerships. 23 March, 1pm Tickets: £8 ALISON WEIR: ELIZABETH THE QUEEN An-Ting Chang is a concert pianist 18 March, 7.30pm with a PhD degree from the Royal Tickets: £12 (Concs £10) Academy of Music. She performs Join British Author and historian Alison regularly in England and other Weir as she delves into the life and countries, festivals and venues. loves of Elizabeth I, Queen of England from 1558 to 1603. TOWN HALL ARTS Market Street, Trowbridge BA14 8EQ AN EVENING WITHOUT KATE BUSH Tel: 01225 774306 19 March, 7.30pm trowbridgetownhall.com Tickets: £16 Sarah-Louise Young and Russell SLAGHEAP Lucas team up to explore the music 5 March, 8pm and mythology of one of the most Tickets: £8 influential voices in British music. Slagheap are a do-it-for-yourself post-

POUND ARTS CENTRE

Pound Pill, Corsham, SN13 9HX Box Office: 01249 701628 poundarts.org.uk SALT HOUSE 11 March, 8pm Tickets: £15 (Concs £14) Their latest album ‘Huam’ sees Scottish folk trio Salt House solidify their 6

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FOR A BEAUTIFUL HOME VISIT OUR NEW HOLT SHOWROOM

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events punk band from Bristol: unaffected, spontaneous and born out of a desire to get loose. THE WORRIED MEN 12 March, 8pm Tickets: £8 The Worried Men have played 7000 gigs over 30 years and have shared the bill with many established and influential artistes. MITCHELL & VINCENT 26 March, 8pm Tickets: £10 Westcountry duo Mitchell and Vincent bring traditional and contemporary styles on fiddle and guitar to folk music from around the British Isles.

WILTSHIRE MUSIC CENTRE

Ashley Rd, Bradford-on-Avon, BA15 1DZ Box Office: 01225 860100 wiltshiremusic.org.uk BREABACH 11 March, 7.30pm Tickets: from £11.50 One of Scotland’s most exciting folk groups, Breabach unite Highland and Island tradition with the musical innovation of their Glasgow base. RIOT ENSEMBLE 12 March, 7.30pm Tickets: from £11 For their WMC debut, Riot take over the Centre with a programme that draws upon natural sound, experimentation and playfulness.

MARTIN & ELIZA CARTHY 19 March, 7.30pm Tickets: from £11 Legendary singer and guitarist Martin Carthy and his twice Mercurynominated daughter Eliza Carthy come together to perform songs and tunes from their vast family repertoire. ANTOINE PRÉAT 23 March, 1pm Tickets: from £7 Franco-Belgian pianist Antoine Préat presents a lunchtime concert defined by intensity and flair. FINDING HOME – A CELEBRATION OF SYRIAN CULTURE 26 March, 11am – 9.30pm Finding Home is a two-day festival exploring Syrian culture through a rich programme of concerts, food, lectures and visual art.

NEELD ARTS CENTRE

High Street, Chippenham SN15 3ER Tel: 01249 446699 neeld.co.uk ANDY FAIRWEATHER LOW & THE LOW RIDERS 5 March, 8pm Tickets: £22.50 Andy Fairweather Low’s pedigree is the stuff rock dreams are made of. THE ADDAMS FAMILY, THE MUSICAL 16 – 19 March, various times Tickets: various prices CLOGs Musical Theatre is bringing everyone’s favourite kooky family to Chippenham.

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FIRST COW (12A) 9 March, 7.30pm Tickets: £5.50 (non-members)

This gentle, American frontier story captures the harsh reality of life. Two travellers, on the run from a band of vengeful hunters in the 1820s north west, dream of striking it rich, but their tenuous plan to make their fortune comes to rely on the secret use of a landowner’s prized dairy cow. AN EVENING OF MEDIUMSHIP WITH NIKKI KITT 11 March, 7.30pm Tickets: £12 Psychic Medium Nikki Kitt is a Spiritualist Medium who is currently touring the UK with her successful Psychic / Mediumship Evenings. THE RESCUE (PG) 6 April, 7.30pm Tickets: £5.50 (non-members) The enthralling, against-all-odds story that transfixed the world in 2018 – the daring rescue of twelve boys and their coach from deep inside a flooded cave in Northern Thailand.

FROME MEMORIAL THEATRE

Christchurch St West, Frome, BA11 1EB Tel: 01373 462795 fmt.website ANSELL’S LES MUSICALS 19 March, 7.30pm Tickets: from £26.50 Jonathan Ansell and Jai McDowall have joined forces to create a dramatic and spine-tingling concert. THE BAND OF HM ROYAL MARINES 26 March, 7.30pm Tickets: £20 This fundraising event has supported various activities in the area including local Sea Cadet unit TS Achilles. AN EVENING WITH KATE HUMBLE 31 March, 7.30pm Tickets: £24.50 An uplifting, inspiring, funny and an emotional roller coaster of a journey full of the warmth and passion for the natural world. For full listings go to each venue’s website

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CHEESE & GRAIN 5 The Bridge, Frome BA11 1AR Box Office: 01373 455420 cheeseandgrain.com

THE FILLERS 4 March, 8pm Tickets: £16.50 The Fillers are the world’s first and best tribute to The Killers. THE CUBAN BROTHERS 5 March, 8pm Tickets: £20 The Cuban Brothers may be a comedy act, but they’re also serious musicians who have played with Prince, been on the road with James Brown and supported Fatboy Slim.

THE THREE HORSESHOES

55 Frome Road, Bradford-on-Avon BA15 1LA Tel: 01225 865876 Find them on Facebook All gigs are FREE and start at 9pm PUSSYCAT AND THE DIRTY JOHNSONS 4 March THE BUCKY RAGE 5 March THE BOOT HILL ALL-STARS 11 March THE CORINTHIAN CASUALS 12 March ANDREW BAZELEY 13 March BOB BOWLES 20 March THE CHAOS BROTHERS 25 March THE GHOST OF THE AVALANCHE 26 March THE JAMES OLIVER BAND 27 March 10

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LIMEHOUSE LIZZY 11 March, 8pm Tickets: £18.50 Limehouse Lizzy continue to keep the spirit of Celtic rock icon Philip Lynott and his band Thin Lizzy alive, well and dominating stages worldwide. TRANSGLOBAL UNDERGROUND 12 March, 8pm Tickets: £19 There are few acts in the UK with as strong an influence, as complex a legacy, and as mysteriously legendary as Transglobal Underground. THE UNDERTONES 18 March, 7pm Tickets: £28.50 Derry’s finest, The Undertones, come to the Cheese & Grain. GAZ BROOKFIELD & THE COMPANY OF THIEVES 19 March, 8pm Tickets: £15 Gaz Brookfield might be better known as a solo acoustic musician, but this is an all too rare chance to catch Gaz backed by his supergroup all-star band The Company of Thieves. NEW MODEL ARMY 24 March, 8pm Tickets: £28 NMA have been massively influential in ‘post-punk’, ‘folk-rock’, ‘politicalrock’, ‘goth’, ‘metal’ and all kinds of musical sub-cultures but they have steadfastly refused to belong to any club or style that would limit them. LIVE/WIRE - THE AC/DC SHOW 26 March, 7pm Tickets: £16.50 AC/DC, arguably the greatest rock band of all time, are brought to life by Live/Wire with the true passion you would expect from professional musicians who share your love of this legendary live act.

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The Lamb, Mortimer St, Trowbridge thepumptrowbridge.co.uk LUCY FARRELL 18 March, 7.30pm Tickets: from £10 The odd, unconventional melodies, poetic, sophisticated song-writing and bewitching clarity of Kent-born, Canada-based Lucy Farrell. JONATHAN PICKARD – HARP GUITAR 19 March, 7.30pm Tickets: from £10 Not the usual foot stomping variety of folk, but more dreamy and evocative. Timeless visions and soundscapes of some of the saints and sinners that emerge through the Celtic musical mists. DAISY CHAPMAN 25 March, 7.30pm Tickets: from £8 Hailing from Bristol but now living in Trowbridge, Daisy Chapman is an extremely experienced and well-travelled pianist, singer and songwriter

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The Close, Warminster, BA12 9AL prestburysportsbar.com All gigs are FREE! PLAN OF ACTION 5 March, 8pm A rock, blues and alternative covers and original band from Melksham. MOLLYS CHAMBERS 19 March, 8pm A great local band to get you up and dancing. THE SPECIALISED 26 March, 8pm A Dorset based Specials tribute band covering all the great songs from the first two albums.

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CORSHAM’S INAUGURAL ECO FAIR

n Saturday 2 April, from 11am-3pm, Corsham’s first ever Eco Fair will take place in the town. There will be stalls, activities, information and more in the High Street, at Springfield Campus and at The Pound Arts Centre. Hosted by Corsham Town Council, in partnership with Corsham Climate Action, it’s the perfect opportunity to find out about the small things we can all do to make a big difference to the planet. The Eco Fair will be showcasing environmentally friendly and sustainable businesses, organisations and community groups that can inform and encourage residents and visitors to make easy, sustainable lifestyle changes that will reduce

everyone’s carbon footprint. So, whether you would like to join a local tree planting group, buy sustainable products, support Fairtrade, get walking or cycling, taste some delicious plant-based food or find out more about the

funding available to you to make environment-based lifestyle changes, come along with family and friends- there’s something for everyone. PLUS Corsham Creative Market – Corsham’s regular craft market - is on at Springfield Campus at the same time! • corsham.gov.uk

THE BEREAVEMENT HELP POINT BEREAVEMENT HELP POINT LOCATIONS MALMESBURY The Kings Arms 29 High Street SN16 9AA Every Monday, 2-4pm

orothy House believes that every life is incredibly precious and they offer an and feelings, in an informal and exceptional level of practical, physical supportive setting. and emotional care for those in the community. All sessions are free of charge and there’s no need to book, just come The Bereavement Help Point is a along. For a full list of Bereavement community based drop-in service Help Point locations or to find out where all people who are bereaved more see the website or call 0345 are welcome. It’s a space to meet 0130 555. and talk with others who may be • dorothyhouse.org.uk experiencing similar thoughts

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CORSHAM (in partnership with Carers Wiltshire) Grounded Corsham The Old Chapel Pickwick Road SN13 0HL Second & fourth Thursday of every month, 1.30-3.30pm CHIPPENHAM The Angel 8 Market Place Chippenham SN15 3HD Second & fourth Wednesday of every month, 10am-12 noon

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MARCH AT MELKSHAM ASSEMBLY HALL

he Carpenters Experience, a truly outstanding tribute to a truly iconic group, kick off a month of live music at Melksham’s Assembly Hall on Saturday 5 March, for a spellbinding evening of Carpenters classics. It’s sharp suits and wraparound shades at the ready the following weekend however, when Complete Madness come skanking on down. Having been on the scene for over 25 years, these boys have become the UK’s most in-demand Madness tribute. Support comes from local ska favourites Train to Skaville, who went down a storm at the Hall back in December.

all time, Deep Purple and Led Zeppelin. With the band twice having been voted the UK’s best tribute act and featured on the BBC’s Joy of the Guitar Riff, this is going to be an almighty show. Looking ahead to April and another highly acclaimed tribute band visit the Hall. Endorsed by none other than Sir Cliff himself, Simon Goodall and the Bourne Again Shadows are THE quintessential Cliff Richard/ Shadows experience, coming to Melksham on 2 April.

For tickets and details of all 19 March sees the riff powerhouse upcoming shows, visit the that is Purple Zeppelin hitting the website. stage for a loud, bruising celebration of two of the greatest bands of • melkshamassembly.co.uk

HIGHLIGHTS AT HOLBURNE MUSEUM

The Tudors: Passion, Power & Politics

THE TUDORS: PASSION, POWER & POLITICS Until 8 May Come face-to-face with the five Tudor monarchs - Henry VII, Henry VIII, Edward VI, Mary I and Elizabeth I - who, to this day, remain some of the most familiar figures in English history; not least because these instantly recognisable portraits have preserved their likenesses for five centuries. MICK PETER: OLD GHOSTS Until 15 May An exhibition of new sculptures by artist, Mick Peter, takes a wry and affectionate look at the idea of history as an industry. In several surprising interventions, inside and outside the Holburne Museum, visitors will encounter amusing scenes which appear to be cartoons that have come to life drawing

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on Bath’s Roman history and the Museum’s more recent role as Lady Danbury’s home in Bridgerton. FREE admission for families during Half Term and Easter holidays (maximum x2 adults) PEOPLE MAKE MUSEUMS Until 2 May A celebration of creativity showcasing over 20 sculptural pieces and celebrating the importance of people in museums. People bring stories, memories and ways of seeing which constantly reinvigorate and challenge museums and their collections and make museums relevant. Holburne Museum is open daily from 10am to 5pm (Sunday & Bank Holiday 11am to 5pm). • holburne.org

Image of Henry VIII courtesy Bath & North East Somerst Council

s ever, Holburne Museum in Bath has a wide range of displays and exhibitions to enjoy this spring. Here are some of the highlights...

Image of Henry VIII courtesy Bath & North East Somerst Council

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FINDING HOME FESTIVAL AT WMC

anun virtuoso, Maya Youssef is coming to Wiltshire Music Centre on 26 March for the world premiere performance and launch of her latest album, Finding Home. On the night she will joined by Dr Venetia Porter, curator of Islamic and Contemporary Middle East Art at the British Museum, in a free pre-concert talk, and a host of outstanding musical collaborators on stage including The Ligeti String Quartet. Recorded at Wiltshire Music Centre in August 2021, Maya’s album, Finding Home is a journey through memories and the essence of home. Rooted in the Arabic classical tradition, her music forges pathways into jazz, Western classical and flamenco styles, and explores the deep and visceral sonic textures of the qanun, a 78-stringed plucked instrument.

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Maya’s album launch takes place in a weekend dedicated to celebrating Syrian arts and culture, as part of a specially curated festival, Finding Home (26&27 March). Over the two days, there is something for everyone! A presentation by Qisetna, sharing memories and cultural identity through the art of hakawati (storytelling), an informal lunch and community gathering sharing Syrian culture and cuisine, and The Seven Gates of Damascus, an interactive musical theatre performance for children aged 5+.

The concert is also available to livestream as part of the WMC Digital livestreaming series. • wiltshiremusic.org.uk Maya Youssef

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A RARE FIND FROM THE MANTLEPIECE Next time you decide to have a clear out, you would be wise to keep Lady Sally Peel’s story in the back of your mind. Words by CHLOE FOX.

he year was 2018 and, in the aftermath of her husband’s death, Lady Peel decided to downsize from the large country house they had shared to a smaller townhouse of her own, overlooking Salisbury Cathedral. Right up until his death in 2005, at the age of 101, her husband Sir John Peel was a remarkable man. The most eminent obstetrician of his generation, he served as Surgeon-Gynaecologist to Queen Elizabeth II from 1961-1973. "He lived an extraordinary life," says Lady Peel, who became Sir John’s third wife in 1995. "And lots of it was lived without me." For as long as she had known him, two small enamelled porcelain Chinese cups had sat on the mantelpiece of their home. "I never knew where they had come from - a grateful patient, most probably", Lady Peel recalls. "I just dusted them occasionally and thought what a shame it was that one of them had a chip." When the house sold quickly, Lady Peel ended up with a small window of time in which to pack up, and almost threw the two little cups away due to the chip. When James Harvey - whom she had hired on the recommendation of a friend to help her sell some of the contents of the house - saw them, he was quick to spot their potential value.

The two Chinese Cups sold for more than £11,000

"In a nail-biting flurry of final activity, bids on the February Auction Hub auction came in from all around the world" Yongzheng, the cups were made as an aesthetic homage to pieces originally produced during the reign of Chengua, the ninth Emperor of the Ming Dynasty (1464-87). What is particularly remarkable about these extraordinarily delicate, hand painted pieces - whose most likely purpose would have been as ceremonial wine cups - is the reign mark on their underside, a six-figure mark in Chinese script which bears accurate testimony to their date and origin."

In a nail-biting flurry of final activity, bids on the February Auction Hub sale came in from all around the world - UK, China, Spain, Norway, Denmark, Sweden and Canada - and the cups nearly tripled their estimate to reach a final hammer price of "I knew as soon as I saw them that they were very rare pieces of Doucai £11,640 (including fees). "I was porcelain." says senior valuer Matthew absolutely delighted with the result" Lacey at The Auction Hub. "Produced says Matthew. "Not least because it illustrates exactly why the Auction during the reign of Emperor

Hub was set up - giving clients a boutique service that combines all the bespoke experience of traditional auctioneers with the power and global reach of the internet." "I do so wish he had known," says a delighted Lady Peel of the unknown treasures on her late husband’s mantelpiece. "And I’m very glad I didn’t throw them away!" If you have pieces in your home you'd like to find out more about you can pop along to one of The Auction Hub's free valuation days (Urchfont Village Hall on 8 March, Seend Community Centre on 22 March & Bratton Jubilee Hall on 6 April, all from 11am to 2pm). Call 01373 822337 or email info@theauctionhub.uk for more information. • theauctionhub.uk THEWESTWILTSMAGAZINE 17

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NEW CURRICULUM AT ST MARGARET'S PREP

It's been a busy first half of the year at ST MARGARET'S PREP in Calne...

he new academic year kicked off with the launch of a newly revised curriculum at St Margaret’s Prep. In Pre-Prep, the Autumn term began with the launch of the new 2+ Bluebird Nursery and the grand opening of their newly renovated Early Years Courtyard. Nursery and Reception children have been embracing this new outdoor learning space and have been enjoying the many outdoor learning opportunities it provides. In Year 1, the Autumn Term saw the launch of two new topics – ‘Marvellous Me’ and ‘Park Life’. The children enjoyed engaging Hook Days complemented by trips and visits to immerse them in their learning and their new thematic approach. Year 2 children enjoyed learning all about the Great Fire of London through their ‘London’s Burning’ topic which culminated in a real-life re-enactment of the great fire itself. Following this, they then launched their newly revised Science topic, ‘Amazing Animals’, which even included a visit from various creepy crawlies to bring their learning to life! In the Prep department, curriculum changes mean that the children are now taught wider curriculum subject areas (History, Geography and Science), in blocked units in order to really investigate subject areas in depth and to support knowledge retention. Year 3 enjoyed fascinating units studying the Stone Age, Rocks and Soils and Earthquakes, which included a fun-filled Stone Age Day,

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creating pneumatic models in DT and a trip to Avebury. Year 4 children threw themselves into their studies surrounding the Anglo Saxons and the Digestive System. This linked nicely with the DT curriculum which saw the children expand their cookery skills culminating in the design and production of delicious soup recipes. Up in Year 5, pupils explored the topics of Climate Change, Keeping Healthy and The Tudors. A fabulous Tudor day saw some incredible costumes and even a re-enactment of the battle of Bosworth! Despite working hard towards their Senior School entrance exams and interviews, Year 6 pupils

managed to still demonstrate their commitment to their studies by exploring the themes of Fair Trade, Electricity and World War 2 in their wider curriculum. The easing of Covid restrictions meant that they were able to throw themselves in to their Science work by visiting the St Mary’s Calne Science Labs whilst World War 2 Day saw another amazing array of costumes and activities planned to bring their learning to life! If you'd like to see more about the school, St Margaret's is hosting an Open Morning on 17 March. Head to the website for details. • stmargaretsprep.org.uk

"Year 2 children enjoyed learning all about the Great Fire of London through their ‘London’s Burning’ topic which culminated in a real-life re-enactment of the great fire itself."

With the support of their grounds team, Year 2 pupils recreate the Great Fire of London

Trowbridge Museum A whole new second floor & fantastic events programme to explore!

image © Roy McDine

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NEW STAGECOACH FROME LAUNCHED!

re you looking for a safe, creative, and family focused community for your child to thrive? Due to popular demand, Stagecoach Performing Arts Frome is opening another fabulous school this April. Stagecoach delivers singing, dance and drama classes to local young people who love performing, making new friends, and embracing all their creative potential. Chris and Freddie opened their first school in Frome back in 2018. Since then, demand for performing arts classes has exploded, and following the pandemic even more parents want their child to build confidence, socialise and have fun in a nurturing environment where they can be themselves. The new school will open on Saturday 23 April and will run

Stagecoach is a great way to help children build confidence

between 1.45pm-4.45pm every Saturday in term time for ages 6-16 years. Stagecoach Frome operates from The Selwood Academy. Students attend the popular classes from Frome, Westbury, Warminster, Shepton mallet, Wells and Bruton. The 3-hour school is a perfect amount of time for students to really feel part of something special but also gives parents substantial time off! Lots of

siblings attend Stagecoach, reflecting the feel-good family environment on offer. An OFSTED registered childcare provider, fees can be paid via tax-free childcare and vouchers. To book a two-week trial, starting on 23 April, go to the website. • stagecoach.co.uk/frome

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COME TO CESAR’S COFFEE BAR!

ead to Cesar’s in Trowbridge and sample some of the best coffee in town, sourced from Colombia and freshly roasted every week. The new coffee bar has recently opened its doors at The Gateway, opposite the train station. As well as picking up a great cup of coffee you can also buy Cesar’s coffee here so you can make it yourself at home, along with a range of Colombian specialities such as panela – that’s raw sugar cane – Colombian raw chocolate, crackers and more! They also have a range of cakes on offer, all baked by small, local family businesses. The gluten-free brownies have been very popular! Also on offer are cold Colombian soft drinks as well as favourites such as Coke, 7 Up and San Pellegrino.

Alternatively, if you fancy something savoury they have ham/chorizo and cheese toasties and focaccia with mozzarella, tomatoes and wild rocket available. They are now also offering baked potatoes, with all your favourite traditional fillings including chilli con carne the Colombian way!

The recipe is a closely guarded secret but it contains pulled pork, spring onions, tomatoes, turmeric and cumin. The coffee bar is open Mon to Sat 7 am to 5pm, and Sundays from 8 am to 4 pm. • cesarscoffee.com

At Cesar’s they roast their own coffee every week

AN EVENING WITHOUT KATE BUSH

he chaotic cabaret cult, An Evening Without Kate Bush, comes to Corsham! Enter Strange Phenomena, howl with the The Hounds Of Love and dance on the moors with Wuthering Heights. Kate’s not there, but you are.

Acclaimed performer SarahLouise Young (Fascinating Aïda, Showstopper! The Improvised Musical and Cabaret Whore) invites you to release your inner Bush in this joyful, unique and mindblowing show.

From releasing ‘Wuthering Heights’ at the age of 19 to selling out the Hammersmith Apollo nearly 40 years later, Kate Bush has always attracted devoted followers. An Evening Without Kate Bush explores their stories through her music, celebrating one of the most influential voices in British pop culture.

Photo by Clive Holland

Made with Julie Madly Deeply co-creator Russell Lucas, this ‘brilliant dissection of the diva’s genius’ (Attitude Magazine) has won awards, critical acclaim and its own cult following.

‘John Mackay presents: An Evening Without Kate Bush’ takes place at The Pound Arts Centre in Corsham on Saturday 19 March, 7.30pm. All tickets are £15. Book online now! An Evening without Kate Bush takes place on 19 March at the Pound Arts Centre

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Keeping you in the know as to what is coming into season each month is NEIL MORTIMER from Lovejoys Wholesale...

anuary and February are out of the way and the weather has been kind so far this year. Hopefully this will last through to the spring, but no doubt we will see some rain and frost even if we do not see snow. Let’s hope for good spring weather to get all of the early crops planted. In saying that, our potato grower told me that one of his highest yields were from a very late planting. I suppose it is all about timing and the right soil conditions.

Last month we looked forward to the forced rhubarb season, this month we are looking forward to the start of the asparagus season. It is one of the few UK crops to be strictly seasonal. Traditionally the UK season runs from St George’s

Most vegetable seeds won’t germinate below a soil temperature of 7°C so it is pointless getting in a hurry until the soil has reached this temperature. If you are the impatient type one way to speed this up is to warm the soil by putting cloches, clear plastic sheeting or even bottomless plastic bottles over the soil a few weeks before sowing or planting. Keep the protection in place for a few weeks or until the weather warms up. Otherwise the sudden shock of lower temperatures can seriously affect their growth.

Day on 23 April right through to the summer solstice on 21 June. With climate change though the crop is being harvested a little earlier, sometimes even in late March. The season ends sharply though so that it does not starve the plants of energy so they have a good crop the following year. Thank goodness we have the lovely asparagus to look forward to, plus the emergence of wild garlic which always excites our chefs!

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April and May are quiet months for local produce as winter crops are finishing and spring crops are still maturing. As always you can email me with any of your ‘growing’ questions, I promise

“Most vegetable seeds won’t germinate below a soil temperature of 7°C so it is pointless getting in a hurry until the soil has reached this temperature.” to reply to all. Look out for our competition next month too! Neil neil@lovejoyswholesale.com @lovejoysuk @lovejoysuk • lovejoyswholesale.com

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This month FRAN STEVENS, aka The Food Wife, has some great pancake recipes to try for Shrove Tuesday and beyond!

BREAKFAST PANCAKES WITH BERRIES & YOGURT Makes 8 pancakes

An indulgent breakfast is sometimes called for and Americanstyle thick fluffy pancakes ticks the box. I love these with crispy streaky bacon and lashings of maple syrup but if I pretend I’m being healthier, then topping them with berries and yogurt is my go-to. This mix makes roughly eight pancakes, and so could serve eight or four… but sometimes, you just need to stack them high! So it can feed just two (greedy) people.

Using a large frying pan (preferably non-stick) heat a little butter or oil over a medium heat. When the pan is hot, pour the batter from a jug or ladle into rounds roughly 10cm wide. Cook the pancakes on their first side for about 1-2 mins (you’ll see little bubbles popping on the surface). Use a spatula to turn the pancakes over and cook for a further minute on the other side. Once cooked, remove and keep warm whilst you

prepare your berry compote. Place your frozen (or fresh!) berries in a pan and put on a medium heat. Add sugar to taste (1tbsp per 100g makes for a sweet compote, adjust accordingly). Stir every so often until the berries have defrosted and given out their sweet juice, and the sugar dissolved. Stack your pancakes on a plate and top with the berry compote and a generous dollop of Greek yogurt.

Ingredients For the pancakes 200g self-raising flour 1½ tsp baking powder 1 tbsp caster sugar Salt 3 eggs 25g butter (melted) 200ml milk Melted butter or oil for cooking For the compote 300g frozen mixed berries Caster sugar Greek yogurt to serve

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recipes Ingredients 165g plain flour (gf if required) 3 eggs 400ml milk Pinch of salt Method Sift the flour into a large bowl, make a well in the centre and add the salt and eggs. Beat with a whisk, gradually adding the milk, until you have a smooth batter. Leave to rest for half an hour, but give it all a good whisk again before cooking.

Makes15 approx When it comes to Shrove Tuesday, crepe style pancakes are the only way to go for me. As one of four children, we would eagerly await whilst our mother would churn out pancake after pancake for us, and I could invariably fill and eat mine quicker than the wait for every fourth pancake. Nowadays, I tend to make a batch, keep them warm in a low oven and then serve them all at once, fillings on the table for everyone to help themselves. As for the fillings, our favourite savoury combination is blue cheese (Alex James’ Blue Monday being our go-to), sliced pear, pine nuts, rocket and a drizzle of sticky balsamic vinegar. Ham and cheese is also an obvious winner. Or for a more labour-intensive option, whole baby leeks, gently cooked until soft, wrapped in a slice of ham, rolled up in a crepe, and covered in a cheese sauce, then baked in an oven until golden. Mmmmmmm. If we’re going for sweet fillings I rarely stray from the classic lemon and sugar. And why only eat these on one day of the year? I’m all for having them on a regular basis. 30 THEWESTWILTSMAGAZINE

Pour from a jug, or ladle a very thin layer of the batter, swirling it around the pan to make an even layer. As the pancake cooks, it will start to come away from the sides of the pan; a good indication it’s ready to turn. This should take about 30 seconds. Flip the pancake and cook for another 30 or so seconds. Turn out and begin the process again; oil, pour, cook, flip, cook.

Ingredients 1 large banana, mashed 60g oats 60g self-raising flour ½ tsp baking powder Large pinch of ground cinnamon 1 egg, beaten Splash of full fat milk (about 50ml) Method Mix all the ingredients together until you have a well-combined batter. Heat a non-stick frying or crepe pan on a medium-high heat and add a little butter or oil (I used a spray oil). Spoon 2 tbsp of mixture into the pan (I could cook three at once) and cook for a couple of minutes until little bubbles appear and they are golden brown on the underside and firm enough to flip over, then cook for a further couple of minutes on the other side. Of course these aren’t just for babies! Try them with chopped fresh fruit and maple syrup or Greek yogurt for a delicious breakfast. • thefoodwife.co.uk

n.b. I found I needed a little more of the gf flour to get the right consistency. Otherwise the recipe is the same. When cooking they came out slightly thicker so it made fewer crèpes, but they tasted just as good.

BANANA & OAT PANCAKES Makes 7-8 These are a huge hit with my little ones and so quick to make. I served them

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Place a non-stick frying pan over a high heat. You want the pan to get really hot (you can then turn it down to a medium high heat) and then grease it; I think the best results come from quickly (and very carefully) wiping some vegetable oil around the pan using a piece of folded up kitchen paper (ensuring the greased paper is kept well away from the heat source!)

either as a pudding with a dip of full fat Greek yogurt, with a spoonful of fruit compote or jam swirled through it or for breakfast with a smear of peanut butter on top; both go down well - just see the picture!

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he George in Bradford on Avon is the perfect place to visit for fabulous food, great wines, local real ales and of course the gins. As well as a lovely interior and open kitchen, it also has a sunny courtyard garden that’s ideal for catching some rays on a warm spring day. It also boasts a secret summerhouse, and, if the nights do get a little cool, they have snuggle throws and burners to keep you warm too.

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following a recent refurbishment, these are all decorated in deep tones for a more intimate, cosy feel. The Sunday lunch menu is served weekly from 12noon to 2pm. The dishes have been carefully created by Head Chef Joe Donson, using local suppliers and homegrown

vegetables from their own kitchen garden. All main courses are served with Yorkshire puddings and delicious roast potatoes as well as that yummy homegrown veg. This Mother’s Day (27 March) and Easter (17 April) they are offering a delicious 5 course menu for £45 (children under 10 £15) including an amuse bouche to start and tea, coffee and petit fours to finish. The menus are bursting with mouthwatering options like beetroot and goat’s cheese ravioli, roast leg of lamb, Bailey’s white chocolate cheesecake and Beechfield House Eton Mess. Booking for these special occasions is essential – you can book online, call 01225 703700 or email reservations@ beechfieldhouse.com • beechfieldhouse.com

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The name of Barters is synonymous with plant quality

ALLINGTON GARDEN SHOP Selling a range of unusual shrubs, roses, perennials, herbs, vegetable plants, fruit trees, miscellaneous garden accessories and some beautiful and highly original gardening gifts (so useful in the run up to Mother’s Day!) and vintage bits, antiques and seconds too. Owner Brenda Meade will be more than happy to advise you with your garden related woes or planning and can even make up a hanging basket or pot for you whilst you wait. 01249 659700 | Find them on Facebook Allington has a fine selection of plants and great gifts too

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BARTERS PLANT SHOWROOM The Plant Showroom at Barters is synonymous with plant quality resulting from expert growing skills, plant selection and husbandry. Barters has stepped up a gear during Covid. As well as the quality of plants, customer feedback tells them that the staff’s advice and the delivery service set them apart from the competition. The regularly changing displays are designed to present the plants in all stages of growth across a wider range of home-grown varieties. They can’t 36 THEWESTWILTSMAGAZINE

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This family run business has been serving gardeners in the West of England for over 4 years. The two As Barters just specialises in plants centres are based in Warminster and (and related sundries) it is a gardener’s Bitton, located on the A413 between world - ever changing and expanding. Bath and Bristol. In either location you Staff are encouraged to share their can be assured of a warm, friendly top tips and practical horticultural welcome, top-quality products and

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This springtime pop in for a supply of ready to plant vegetable plugs, including tomatoes, chillies, beans, lettuce, spinach, chard and more. They have strawberry plants aplenty too. As well as growing your own, they also offer a large and varied range of herbaceous perennials. Equally, you may be looking to direct sow some annuals, or arrange a seasonal bedding display.

The Nursery, on Marsh Road in Hilperton, is looking forward to another great year on its developing site. Matthew and the team have worked tirelessly throughout the pandemic to ensure their customers, old and new, have what they need "What really marks to make the most of their outdoor space. The centre continues to this garden centre evolve, keeping its traditional heart apart is the beautiful as a destination for true plant-lovers, 01225 571331 | the-nursery.co.uk setting" Lakeside Garden Centre whilst also expanding to offer greater Old Milestone Nursery has thousands of bedding plants to choose from ranges of succulents, house plants Lakeside is situated on the A350 in and more. There is also a wonderful Crockerton, just outside Warminster, on-site café, Avonfield Kitchen, and a on the edge of the Longleat estate. huge array of gardening sundries. What really marks this garden centre apart is the beautiful setting - no visit The quality of plants is second to to Lakeside is complete without a none. As well as growing a large stroll around the lake and a chance to number themselves, they also source meet the ducks and geese that have their plants from a selection of tried settled there. It’s a wonderful spot for and tested nurseries throughout a spring day out. the UK. They also have the largest 01985 217413 | fonthill-lakeside.com selection of trees in the area. 38 THEWESTWILTSMAGAZINE

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OLD MILESTONE NURSERY Based on the Melksham Road on the outskirts of Holt, Old Milestone Nursery has a wonderful reputation for beautiful hanging baskets, with hundreds of ready planted baskets and pots available for you to take home. Just give them a little TLC and they’ll reward you with stunning displays of colour right throughout the summer months. Alternatively, if you would prefer to make your own, they have thousands of summer bedding and trailing plants to choose from, plus of course there’s opportunity to pick the brains of some true experts in the field. As well as bedding you’ll find perennials, herbs, shrubs and climbers too, and plenty of parking to boot!

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"This ever-popular garden centre has just undergone a fabulous refurbishment" Trowbridge Garden Centre

TROWBRIDGE GARDEN CENTRE Based on the outskirts of our county town this ever-popular garden centre has just undergone a fabulous refurbishment to ensure it continues to have everything a gardener could ever need, from planting to pots, compost to climbers. What’s more, their knowledgeable staff are on hand to help you discover what works best for your garden. This month head inside for shrubs, trees, alpines, roses and seasonal bedding plants, and encourage wildlife into your garden with their large collection of bird feed and other wildlife products. They are now also an agent for Rathwood Garden Furniture. 40 THEWESTWILTSMAGAZINE

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Also on site you’ll find Garden Affairs, Room to Groom, The Nail Lounge, Premium Tubs, The Foot Clinic, Paul’s Double Glazing Repairs, Hair by Angela and Kalahari Kitchen as well as the popular Bay Tree Café, serving breakfasts, snacks, hot meals, teas and coffees.

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coming spring and summer months. Often the centrepiece that sets off spectacular flowering borders, and links patio to pond and sundeck to shrubbery, the lawn is frequently the least cared-for feature in the garden. “Weeds are the bane of many lawns, and springtime onwards is a good time to tackle them,” says Graham Smith, owner of local lawn treatment company GreenThumb. “Spraying the lawn with a selective herbicide can rid it of dandelions, daisies and clover, as well as other weeds.”

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based in Chippenham and are eager to serve customers across the whole of Wiltshire.

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gardens years’ experience in the industry, has built his excellent reputation upon recommendation. When it comes to ponds, be it a design and build or a repair or consultation, he’s the man to call.

Wild Ivy can help with all aspects of your garden care

As well as ponds, Aqua Magic & Magic Landscapes are equally well placed to tackle all your garden jobs, from hard landscaping, decking and patios to garden clearance and turfing too. With no job too big or too small, it’s well worth getting in touch. 07738 192020 | daniel@aquamail.co.uk

AXFORD GARDEN SERVICES The Axford Garden Services team has years of experience creating and maintaining beautiful outdoor spaces. Their expert people, tools and processes means their service is reliable, dependable and of the highest quality. They deliver routine garden maintenance, landscaping and construction projects and installations of all kinds of fencing for residential and commercial clients. From more fundamental garden and plant maintenance to hard and soft landscaping, tree management and even the construction of high quality outdoor buildings, you can trust Axford with looking after all aspects of your garden. Contact them via text, WhatsApp, or voice call on 07970 008810 or ring the office for more information. 01225 783344 | axfordgardenservices.com

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Axford Garden Services has years of experience helping people create and maintain beautiful gardens

customers get a long-lasting driveway. Their experienced team provides a comprehensive service for new works and for the repair and re-surfacing off existing driveways, with all work fully guaranteed. Driveways have become a speciality for TJF Surfacing Ltd and they understand their responsibility of care when installing a driveway at your property. Their service is efficient, with a keen eye for detail that ensures you are left with a high-quality finish and as little disruption as possible.

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WILD IVY Wild Ivy provides professional support for every phase of your project. They take care of everything, from advice at the outset to support after completion. RHS trained James Treacy has more than 20 years’ experience in horticulture and is happy to help with your garden project. As well as design, he can sort your hard and soft landscaping, patios and block paving driveways. Whatever your horticultural needs, give James a call on or email info_wildivy23@yahoo.com and he will be more than happy to come and discuss your ideas. 07940 261734 | wild-ivy.co.uk

TOOLS & MAINTENANCE DAVIES OF WESTBURY If you want to get busy in the garden head to Davies of Westbury to make sure you have everything you need. A family run business for over 40 years, they are very experienced serving the local community. They keep a wide variety of gardening products to suit your every need including high quality brands like Wilkinson Sword or Faithfull.

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Cordens is an independent ironmongers in the centre of Warminster

As well as tools they also carry garden machinery and garden sundries including weedkillers and fertilisers, netting, compost, bark and topsoil. The difference between a family run business and the huge superstores is that they can offer you more choice and a much more personal service – as well as free delivery in and around Westbury. 0845 291 6015 | daviesofwestbury. co.uk

EJ SHANLEY & SON LTD If your garden is in need of an overhaul, or if you are having works done, consider giving EJ Shanley & Son a call to see about a skip. A family run business for over 50 years, they can provide you with a reliable and professional skip hire service. Their extensive range of skips mean that they can accommodate any request for waste removal. They have a huge fleet of lorries and a large selection of skips and compactor bins for hire, as well as roll-on roll-off bins,

a car breakers yard and a metal reclamation centre. 01225 753333 / 01985 213348 ejshanley.co.uk

S L CORDEN & SONS Situated on the high street in Warminster, Cordens is right at the heart of the town. A traditional ironmongers, it is that and so much more to local residents, and currently operates 10 departments over three floors, covering: kitchenware, DIY and paint, ironmongery, tools, electrical, gardening, camping, locks and key cutting, sugarcraft and gifts. As an independent firm, they are renowned for their helpful and cheerful staff, their knack for problem solving and their ability to source unusual items quickly. As a true home improvement hub, whatever project you have in mind you’ll find the tools for the job at Cordens, either instore or on their new online shop. And as we move tentatively into spring, their gardens department is well worth a visit. 01985 212115 | slcorden.com

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Beechfield deal in all kinds of building materials

FENCING, MATERIALS & BUILDINGS

BEECHFIELD RECLAMATION From a pretty staddle stones to a statue or impressive piece of metalwork, a good architectural piece can make a garden shine, as well as providing an excellent focal point to lead the eye. Based in Devizes, Beechfield Reclamation deal in all types of building materials. They have wonderful pieces for the garden, including arches, fountains, benches, chimney pots, birdbaths, planters, paving, bricks and more.

South West Greenhouses is one of the largest greenhouse retailers in the UK

installation service in Wiltshire and surrounds. From humble beginnings JJO Fencing & Gardening Services Ltd is a family run business that offers South West Greenhouses is now one of the largest greenhouse retailers a wide range of top quality fencing in the UK. Because they install the services for homes across Wiltshire. greenhouses they sell they have They take extra care in installing an unrivalled product knowledge; As well as old items, they also sell all their fences and use high grade the best way to fully understand a reproduction pieces like urns too – pre-treated wood for a long-lasting greenhouse is to put it up... over and well worth a look! All in all the range finish. over again! When you contact them is massive and well worth a browse with your questions they will always – and they even have a stonemason As well as taking care of all your give you an honest informed answer on site who can cut flagstones (and fencing needs, JJO is also happy to more) to size. help with your hard landscaping and by someone who knows exactly what they are talking about. 01380 730999 | beechfieldreclamation.co.uk smaller scale garden projects too.

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With a friendly and professional approach, they strive deliver the perfect outdoor living space for their clients. Their business is built on recommendation, providing high quality workmanship at a fair price. To find out more about their services give them a call today 07932 390472 | jjoservices.co.uk

JJO Fencing use high grade pre-treated wood for a long-lasting finish

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SOUTH WEST GREENHOUSES South West Greenhouses offers a full

The company supplies the best quality greenhouses in their price brackets including Halls, Eden, Elite, Swallow and many more. The website has all information you could need on every greenhouse so you can order and arrange your installation with the click of a button! What’s more, you can now receive £25 off your order when you spend over £300 – just use the redemption code SOUTH25 at the checkout! 01225 710479 | swgreenhouses.co.uk

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GARDEN JOBS

Here are some of the top jobs to be getting on with in the garden this month... 1. Prune bush and climbing roses Late winter (February or March) is often a good time for pruning roses. Head to the RHS website for tips on rose pruning.

You can start mowing your lawn if the weather is mild

2. Plant shallots, onion sets and early potatoes Onions are such a versatile vegetable – they feature in so many recipes, and growing your own means you’ll always have them to hand. 3. Plant summer-flowering bulbs Bulbs make a fine display planted in containers or borders, especially daffodils, snowdrops and tulips in spring. They are one of the easiest and most rewarding garden plants to grow. 4. Lift and divide overgrown clumps of perennials Dividing perennials regularly will ensure healthy, vigorous plants that will continue to perform year after year. It also offers the opportunity to multiply your plants for free! 5. Top dress containers with fresh compost Topdress by removing 5cm (2in) old compost from the top

Plant onion and shallot sets this month along with early potatoes

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“Dividing perennials regularly will ensure healthy, vigorous plants” of the pot and replacing with fresh compost. 6. Mow the lawn on dry days (if needed) If it's the first cut of the year keep the blades high to avoid damaging new shoots. The grass will still look much tidier. 7. Cut back Cornus (dogwood) and Salix (willow) grown for

colourful winter stems Cut back to 60-90cm (2-3ft) from the ground for pollards or 5-7.5cm (2-3in) for coppiced (sometimes called stooled) specimens. See the RHS website for more detailed advice. 8. Hoe and mulch weeds to keep them under control early Run a hoe over a bed or between rows to kill most seedlings. For maximum effectiveness, choose a dry day with a light wind, so seedlings will dry out on the surface of the bed rather than re-rooting into moist soil. 9. Maintaining your pond Start feeding fish and using the pond fountain; remove pond heaters. Leave wildlife ponds as undisturbed as possible - wildlife ponds are better attended to in late autumn. 10. Protect new spring shoots from slugs. Cover/protect new shoots in the garden where you can't grow plants in a slug free environmennt like a cold frame/greenhouse. Also try o encourage slug predators like hedgehogs, birds, frogs, toads and beetles into your garden.

house & home

GETTING A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP

March is National Bed Month and local independent bed shop ELITE BEDS AND MATTRESSES have 6 tips for getting a good night’s sleep.

chieving a good night’s sleep is a problem for an awful lot of people, so to mark National Bed Month this March here are our top six ways to help you drift off into the land of nod.

Invest in your sleep with a comfortable, supportive bed. Yes, it might be National Bed Month, and yes, the focus is on beds, but what you sleep on plays a huge part in how well you doze. A bed with the correct support, comfort and space will ensure you wake less, move about less, aren’t disturbed by your partner as much and are less likely to wake up feeling tired or aching. Remember, if you’re not comfortable in bed your sleep won’t be as deep.

"what you sleep on plays a huge part in how well you doze."

Avoid clock watching. Instead of staring at the clock and stressing over how many lost hours of sleep you’ve had, hide the bedside clock or cover it with something. Checking the time only increases stress.

Don’t focus on how much sleep you’re getting. There’s no ideal quota and one size doesn’t fit all! Instead look at how you feel the next day. Too many people focus on sleep quantity, but what’s important is that the sleep you do

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If you aren't comfortable in bed your sleep won't be as deep

get is of good quality so make sure you regularly assess that and your comfort levels.

Write a to-do list before bed. Worry and anxiety often keeps us awake at night. We get into bed with our mind buzzing with things that are troubling us or what we need to get done. Keep a notepad and pen by your bed and write down worries or jobs that need to be tackled. It really does help to clear the mind for sleep.

Watch your diet. Don't overeat before bedtime. Choose foods with sleep promoting chemicals like chicken and turkey, pumpkin and sunflower seeds, peanuts, beans and milk. Equally, limit stimulants such as alcohol and caffeine which reduce sleep quality and prevents you feeling rested.

Establish a bedtime routine. Our bodies thrive on routine so establish and prioritise a bedtime routine and, where possible, stick to it. This could be something as simple as putting PJ’s on, washing your face and brushing your teeth. A bedtime routine signals the brain that it’s time for sleep. Like proper nutrition and exercise, sleep fulfils a vital role in keeping us healthy and happy. We need a good night’s sleep to ensure we’re feeling fit, thinking sharply and generally to give us the appetite and enthusiasm to make the most of everyday living. Elite Beds and Mattresses have a wide selection of beds, mattresses and bedroom furniture for sale at the lowest prices. • elitebedsandmattressesdirect.co.uk

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SOFAS & STUFF

At the end of last year, family business SOFAS & STUFF opened a brand new showroom in the centre of Salisbury

ofas & Stuff is a family business with three generations' experience of creating beautiful British bespoke sofas. Since launching in 2009, Sofas & Stuff has become a hallmark of excellence and expertise within the furniture industry. Each individual piece is handmade to order in Britain and can be upholstered in any fabric in the world. At the end last year, the company opened its 19th showroom in the heart of Salisbury and its first in Wiltshire. The new showroom features a large collection of bespoke sofas, chairs, sofa beds and footstools. Experienced, friendly design consultants are on hand to offer style advice, and help customers create the perfect piece of bespoke furniture for their homes.

"Following trends is less important when investing in a handmade bespoke piece of furniture, which is built to withstand the passage of time"

Andrew Cussins, Sofas & Stuff’s Founder and CEO, has expressed the company’s excitement at being part of this vibrant city, adding “Our team is thrilled to be part of the community, and to welcome customers into our new home.”

florals are growing in popularity, with Sofas & Stuff Floral Linens Collection offering some stunning examples. Linen is also very eco friendly, as it uses significantly less water compared to cottons to produce. These beautiful textiles get better and softer with age.

WHAT’S TRENDING THIS YEAR? Large, repeating patterns and bold

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Velvet too, remains a strong favourite. Available in a wide range of colours, from soft, muted shades to bold jewel tones, this surprisingly hardwearing fabric is a great way to bring balance to a room, tying together an interior with lots of different design elements. Following trends is less important when investing in a handmade bespoke piece of furniture, which is built to withstand the passage of

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time and family life. However, Sofas & Stuff’s extensive fabric archive means that any style can be achieved, and new and emerging trends are well covered. Whatever your budget or the space available, Sofas & Stuff are there to help you create furniture that suits your needs and reflects your personal style. It is a hugely rewarding experience and at the end you will have created something unique to you that you can be proud of. So why not begin your creative journey and book a design consultation at the new Salisbury showroom, find it at 7 New Canal Street, Salisbury. Alternatively, call 01722 280131 or go online for more information. • sofasandstuff.com/salisbury

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LESS WORRY, LESS MAINTENANCE, MORE TIME FOR YOUR LOVED ONES... Downsizing to a brand new CHURCHILL RETIREMENT LIVING apartment could be the best decision you take in 2022, so what’s stopping you? Enjoy an active and sociable retirement

hurchill developments like William Lodge in Malmesbury and St Andrew’s Lodge in Chippenham offer an independent lifestyle in an apartment where any external maintenance is covered by an annual service charge. With energy costs on the rise, it makes sense to live in a well-insulated property with energy efficient appliances, fixtures and fittings, all of which adds up to a lower carbon footprint and lower energy bills for you. For a taster of what a Churchill development is like, why not attend one of the regular social events that take place in their warm and friendly Owners’ Lounge? These provide a chance for you to meet the Churchill team, ask all your practical questions, and have a good look at the apartments and lifestyle available.

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You’ll also meet other apartment owners and hear their honest views about the lifestyle they’re already enjoying. Most will tell you they wish they'd done it sooner!

If the thought of downsizing feels overwhelming don’t worry, Churchill can offer a helping hand every step of the way. Its range of moving packages and specially tailored services include a Home Exchange service, advice on downsizing, free removals service, and assistance with selling your old property, plus a contribution towards estate agent and legal fees. A specialist Moving Co-ordinator can even provide practical support with sorting and packing your old possessions or help you to settle in on moving day. To find out more about the new apartments available to buy now in Malmesbury and Chippenham call 01249 847458 or visit the website. • churchillretirement.co.uk

With your own front door you’ll have privacy when you want it, with friendship and a sense of community close at hand whenever you choose to spend time socialising in the Owners’ Lounge. There’s always something to get involved in, or someone to chat to over a cuppa, and there’s no pressure. You’re free to get involved as much or as little as you wish.

"If the thought of downsizing feels overwhelming don’t worry, Churchill can offer a helping hand every step of the way."

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Using British Manufacturers & Suppliers

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legal & financial

DIVORCE LAW IS CHANGING

eremy Tier, a Partner in Wansbroughs’ Family team, explains more about the new no-fault divorce law coming in on 6 April 2022. As things stand, any individual wishing to petition for divorce must be prepared to attribute blame for the breakdown of their marriage unless they have been separated for two years or more. For many couples this is not appropriate and it will often act as a source of great animosity. The Government has finally agreed to introduce a no-fault divorce petition on 6 April 2022. The key features are: • The existing 5 ‘facts’ are being replaced with a singular

requirement to provide a statement of irretrievable breakdown within the relationship • The divorce can no longer be contested by the Respondent • A joint application can be brought by both parties • A minimum waiting time of 20 weeks between submission of the petition and the proceedings has been introduced, to prevent applications made in haste

something which helps us stand out from the local competition. To find out more please email family@wansbroughs.com or call 01380 733300. • wansbroughs.com Jeremy Tier

Our team of Family Law experts are happy to offer individuals considering a no-fault divorce petition a complimentary 30-minute consultation. We will always take the time to listen and understand your goals. We offer a highly personalised service and have a long-standing reputation for delivering results,

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health & wellbeing

TRY AN ALTERNATIVE APPROACH

o Brewer is a well-respected Kinesiologist working from her home-based treatment clinic in Wiltshire and helps many clients of all ages to achieve a healthier, happier life. She provides a safe, nurturing space together with practical, constructive advice for those looking to take ownership of their physical, emotional, and mental health. Jo’s intuitive and flexible approach ensures treatments are individually tailored to each client’s needs and truly holistic (recognising the body and mind as a whole).

Jo’s introduction to Kinesiology happened when seeking solutions to her own health issues in her 40s. She says “Having experienced firsthand what a difference Kinesiology made to my own physical and

emotional health - how I felt, how much energy I had and my overall wellbeing, it was impossible not to develop a passion for it.” • jbkinesiology.co.uk

Jo is a well respected kinesioligist

“Jo’s intuitive and flexible approach ensures treatments are individually tailored to each client’s needs”

PUTTING YOUR FEET FIRST

eet are one of the hardestworking parts of the body, yet most of us tend to neglect them. For the majority, this is not too serious but for those with health conditions like diabetes or impaired circulation it can have terrible consequences. As well as ensuring you take good care of your feet yourself, it also pays to use a trusted professional to keep your toes in tip top condition. Based at Trowbridge Garden Centre on Frome Road in Trowbridge, The Foot Clinic is owned and run by Julie Griggs, SACDip FHPT. SACDip FHPP. A qualified, registered foot health practitioner, Julie can help you with cracked heels, callus, corns, Athlete’s Foot, fungal and thickened nails, nail cutting and more.

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For a friendly and professional service, whether your problem is a painful corns, callus or you simply need some assistance with your nail care regime , Julie will be able

to help – to make an appointment email juliegriggs91@gmail.com or call 07594 180166. • 07594 180166

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BATH WOMEN’S SEVENS

Bath Rugby has announced the formation of Bath Rugby Women’s Sevens - a new elite team set to compete at top-flight Sevens tournaments this summer.

he club recently pledged its commitment to the female game alongside setting out a strategic roadmap that culminates in an application to compete in the Allianz Premier 15s from 2023-24.

Bath is seeking to identify and develop talented young athletes

The news represents a significant milestone in the club’s history and marks another step forward in its journey to developing a professional women’s team. The club is seeking to identify and develop talented athletes in the region to join its Women’s Sevens squad. Players can register their interest until 11 March 2022, with team trials scheduled on Saturday, 2 April 2022, at Farleigh House. Bath Rugby Women’s Sevens offers elite-level playing opportunities for all aspiring elite athletes. The side also provides a clear pathway to joining Bath Rugby Women’s professional playing squad as it evolves over the next 18-months. Bath Rugby Women’s Sevens, combined with the University of Bath Women’s Team and Championship South 1 side, Bath Rugby Ladies, sees an elite playing pathway starting to form. A newly launched Women’s Elite Rugby Academy in partnership with Bath College adds further strength offering 16–19-year-old female players an opportunity to unlock their full potential on the pitch without needing to compromise on their education. Bath Rugby Women and Girls’ Development Lead, Maria Crowfoot, 68 THEWESTWILTSMAGAZINE

commented: “It’s a privilege to form a women’s sevens team. While continued investment in the community game, working with grassroots clubs and schools remains paramount, offering elite playing opportunities to talented female players in our region is the first step towards building our professional squad.

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IMPORTANT DATES

Saturday 2 April: Women’s Sevens Trials at Farleigh House Sunday 8 May: Dyson 7s Prelims at Warminster Rugby Club Saturday 14 May: Super 7s Series, Leg 1 at Newbury RFC Sunday 22 May: Dyson 7s Finals, training session at the Rec “It’s a proud moment for our club, Saturday 28 May: Super 7s Series, forms a significant part of our Leg 2 at London Irish pathway and creates female role models who can inspire young girls Thursday 2nd- Saturday 4 June: Bournemouth 7s Festival in our region to play our sport.” Saturday 11 June: Super 7s Series, The team will compete in the Super Leg 3 at Stafford RFC Saturday 25 June: Super 7s Series, 7s series and the Bournemouth 7s Ladies Elite Cup. Training takes place Leg 4 at Aldershot Military Base at Bath RFC’s Training Ground in Lambridge from April to June under • bathrugby.com

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ALL THE SMALL THINGS

’m writing this a few days after Valentine’s Day which traditionally, amongst other things, demands the exchange of cards. I always try to outdo my wife and ‘win’ at cards but this year I came second by quite a stretch! My card wasn’t dreadful, it referenced the ongoing ‘debate’ we have about the heating in the house, when it should come on, how warm/cool it should be etc etc and was pretty funny if I say so myself... just not funny enough to win. I am in the camp of the house always being too cold and resent having to layer up, inside my own house, to watch the latest Only Connect or University Challenge. This got me thinking though about the small, continuous little niggles that every relationship

long as everything gets cleaned is surely the point? Actually it matters quite a lot, if it isn’t stacked in the correct way things get missed and they have to go through again so throwing as much in as possible is a false economy. Yes, you’ve guessed correctly, the dishwasher is a definite bone of contention in the Rockliffe household. I’m with Jon Richardson on this one, check out his standup routine on YouTube about the subject if you can, it’s very funny and also has the kudos of being correct. I was having a chat with one of my wife’s friends the other day and they mentioned something that really gets their goat about their partner. Now I wouldn’t like to be pinned down as to whether or not

“Why should it matter how a dishwasher is stacked? As long as everything gets cleaned is surely the point? Actually it matters quite a lot” this happens in our house (given that my wife reads this column I have to be careful) so I’ll leave you to draw your own conclusions. My wife’s friend was bemoaning that when her husband uses something from a cupboard, in the kitchen say, he doesn’t put it back when he’s finished with it. Instead he leaves While researching this piece... yes said item on the counter right contrary to popular belief I do a small amount of background to each under/over the actual cupboard in which it dwells, assuming, I guess, one of these... I read that the most that someone else (his wife) will common niggle between couples come along after him and put it is how the dishwasher is stacked. away. I can immediately see how Really??? Why should it matter frustrating that might be. I’m just how a dishwasher is stacked? As has and if they happened all at once would probably mean the end of most of them but luckily they only happen one at a time, even if that is ten times a day!! And, thankfully, husbands and wives also come with redeeming features!

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really pleased it doesn’t happen in our house!! (Ed’s note, he’s got me there!) In the interest of fairness it must be mentioned that my wife and the aforementioned husband have no right of reply here and one imagines they might have their own spousal niggles they’d like to air. But they don’t have their own column and I do so... unlucky! It’s good that as adults we have learned to compromise otherwise every day would be a nightmare. Can you imagine getting properly up in the air about all those small things your significant other does that annoy you. There actually is a (sursprisingly insightful) blog post out there called ‘My Wife Divorced me Over Dishes’. The divorce rate in England and Wales is 33.3% as it is, my guess would be that if we let all those things get to us it would be somewhere near 90%!!! Phil Rockliffe

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The Last Word

Vitality Day Spa

Bath Rugby Women’s Sevens

Sofas & Stuff

National Bed Month

Is it time to downsize?

Garden Jobs for March

Spring Gardens

Pancake recipes

St Margaret’s Prep

The Auction Hub

Eat the Seasons

What’s on in March

Wiltshire Music Centre

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