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This is not your ordinary HOA. There are plenty of turkeys in the neighborhood and some of them actually have feathers! Do-Gooder Dave shares 90-plus all-true tales from his three-year homeowners&8217association presidency including life-or-death encounters with Mr. Chain and pistol-packing Bubba the Builder plus stalking the Flag Boy and pursuing the driver of the Demon Truck. Read about the Christmas stegosaurus Hercules the Mayor the Party King Vogon Jeltz the World Destroyer and sparing the life of the DUI guy. Don&8217tmiss the invasions of the coyotes squirrels and drones. There&8217salso a coup pyrophobia Stonehenge racism a tiger shortage and of course plenty of horse manure!Bonus material includes visits from the Goth Girl Spider-zilla and President George Washington. Watch out for falling boulders mountain lions and snakes in the grass - and be sure to bring your lizard spray to the racoon fry.H.O.A. presidency is not for wimps!