COMMITING YOURSELF!
very funny!
No, Brian wasn’t kidding, ladies. Here’s a few real medically proven reasons on why sex can be healthy. 6) It’s relaxing. So much in fact, it’s 10 times more effective than valium. 7) It can help prevent cavities, because kissing helps promote the production of saliva, which lowers the acidic level that can lead to tooth decay. 8) Sex can relieve tensions that lead to headaches. 9) Sex, if done correctly (or incorrectly) can be fun and make you laugh. If laughter persists for 15 minutes straight, one’s heart disease risk can decrease by 10 percent!
1) Tender, passionate sex reduces the risk of skin rashes, blemishes and breakouts. 2) “Sex sweat” (aka the sweat your skin produces while getting your hump on) helps to clean your pores, ridding it of poisonous toxins. 3) Sex can make you happier, because the body releases endorphins into the bloodstream, which result in a feeling of contentment. 4) It’s good exercise, as it stretches and conditions just about every muscle in the body. 5) It’s cheap, as it doesn’t require any special equipment or gear – besides a partner (who hopefully isn’t cheap).
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Sure you want a relationship? See how you measure up when compared to the average
Q: What’s the difference between acne and a Catholic priest? A: Acne waits until a boy’s 13 before it ruins his life.
man/woman. It all adds up – the numbers don’t lie
15% flirooskts
25% of men say the best relationships evolve from friendships. 60% of men are friends with at least one friends ex-girlfriend. with ex 15% of men claim the most important quality in a woman is looks.
25% ffirriestnds 60% Guys
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40% of women would consider dumping a singl boyfriend if her internes friends didn’t friends like him. naughty f irst g irl 25% of women think money makes a man money sexier. sex = 20% of women who live with their boyfriends have more than one sex partner. 15% of the female CT interns are single – so they say.
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A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. The doctor gets up in a rage and says, “And you’re no good in bed either!” and storms out of the house. After some time, he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and calls home. The wife comes to the phone after many rings and the irritated husband says, “What took you so long to answer the phone?” She says, “I was in bed.” “In bed this early, doing what?” shouts the doctor. “Getting a second opinion!”
Totally useless fact: Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
A lady calls the police to report her husband missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he’s 6’2” tall, with blonde wavy hair, and has a smile that makes everybody love him. The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, “You can’t believe her. He’s 5’4” tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face.” The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report. She replies, “Just because I reported him missing, doesn’t mean I wanted him back!”
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