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Webb Weekly April 15, 2026

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I’ll begin this week with Editor Steph’s column from last week. She did mention to me what she would like to write, but I had no idea what she was going to write. I was ust glad to take a breath, turn off my phone, and focus on Good Friday and Easter.

I’m appreciative of all the folks who want to talk Webb Weekly wherever I go. I’m appreciative of the folks who reach out to me in text and phone calls, as everybody who reads our publication has my number. As far as emails, I do try to answer them, but quite honestly, I m not an email guy. But to say I don t get hit with some ridiculousness and hatred would be inaccurate. Sometimes I wonder if they even read my column or ust have a predetermined, angry udgment of who I am.

Back to Steph s column it was titled “Double Dog Dare” and can be found, along with every past issue, at webbweekly.com if you missed it. It was in reference to the Epstein les. She elded a Facebook post intended for me and asked if I was good with her answering the question rst and response later, to which I replied, Absolutely, and I wouldn t change a word. If you have

not, please read the column that Steph prepared. I agree with every word she wrote, and it’s much better said than if I penned it.

I ve been clear in my writing, I believe in God, family, and Country. I am blessed to live in this very special area we call home, and I’m thankful to be doing what I do. There is a battle of good versus evil being waged, and we must rise above it by working together, no matter of political a liation.

Over the past 24 years, people have grown more outspoken, less friendly, and to be direct, ust at-out nasty. Everything around us, like Steph mentioned in her column, seems intended to divide us. And it s probably only going to get worse.

Our area has stayed above the curve because of Democrats’ and Republicans ability to work together, which is most important the closer you get to home. I would always vote for the best candidate locally over the party because these are the folks who have the most control over our daily lives and how our area is shaped.

I ve been clear since the Obama Administration that everyday hard-working Democrats need to take their party

back. I never expected, or tried to get voters to switch away from the Democratic Party I understand how deep its roots run. I have been clear that both parties need to be held accountable, agree to compromise, support our Constitution, and work for the American people.

It wasn’t that long ago that I wrote we need better candidates from both sides of the political aisle.

Simply put, we need better candidates from both parties who set a better example for a stronger Nation. We all must avoid drinking the dividing KoolAid that is being poured out with personal insults and attempted character assassination as seen on the electronic device of your choosing.

I probably talk to more voting citizens than anyone in our area. I have good relationships with locally elected ocials, whether they re Democrats or Republicans. If you go back through my columns, when a locally elected Democrat does a good job, I give him a high ve. I have recently attempted to stay away from local issues because I trust the elected o cials. I see what they re going through to attempt to make our area better while keeping taxes down.

I talk to local business owners I don t care if they re Republican or Democrat, I want to give them the best version of me and help them promote and present their business the best way possible. The one thing almost all agree on is that small business is becoming most di cult and we need our locally elected to stand and ght for us together.

I cannot imagine being an elected o cial or representative of the Chamber of Commerce and trying to deal with some of the ridiculousness being thrown at economic development projects. Everything is a conspiracy theory, and someone is taking advantage of the other. I’m the last one who would ever want your voice to not be heard, especially when it comes to your neighborhood, however, it’s like the news and social media are conditioning us to reject economic development based upon opinion and hurt feelings, not the facts. Please try to remember that more money is needed at every level, and the only common-sense way to obtain it is through economic development, not raising taxes.

I’d better stop there, I’ll end with we don’t have to agree, but we do need to be civil and work together to make a better future for our children and grandchildren.

God Bless America.

Jim Webb Jr.

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What Do You Mean You Don’t Like Salad?

Since we were so serious last week, let’s lighten things up a bit this week, shall we? The world is in chaos. Everything is on re, and nothing makes much sense. While this would normally be as good an excuse as any to eat whatever junk makes the dopamine ow, that s not a great idea for the long-term, ya know?

I eat a lot of salad — probably an inordinate amount. And for a long time, I was confused about why so many people don’t like salad.

Then I realized what the issue is.

Y’all are out here making really bad salads. Iceberg lettuce, some dry carrots, and crusty croutons that you drown in ranch dressing and call it a day.

Do better, y’all.

So let’s talk about the salads I make when I say I’m eating a salad.

It all starts with the lettuce. I skip iceberg and go for a nice mix. Try some romaine, butter lettuce, Aldi’s red and green artisan blend, spinach, or spring mix. Pick a couple, or use a little of each.

Now we chop. I can’t stress this enough. Cut your salad ingredients into bite-sized pieces. Why are you trying to

shovel an entire head of lettuce into your mouth? Bite-sized pieces, people.

Now throw your properly chopped lettuce into a big a** bowl.

I’m serious about the bowl. You need a much bigger bowl than what you think you need.

Next up, veggies. Veggie choice is up to you. Choose whatever you like. Normally I will use carrots (that I share with the dogs), radishes (that I share with the dogs), avocado (yes, I share a bit of that too), artichoke hearts, bell peppers (my dogs love these), jalapenos (none for doggos), smoked sun-dried tomatoes, and anything else that looked good/was on sale in the produce section that week.

Next up, we need more ber. Yes, you do. We all need more ber. Black beans, chickpeas, edamame — it all goes in the bowl.

After that, we need some crunch. Dried beets, crispy jalapenos, and some croutons — Giant has an excellent selection of salad toppers to add a little

crunch to your salad. Now, let’s talk about protein. If I am having this salad as a side dish, I’ll add some cheese (dealer’s choice) and call it a day. If the salad is the meal, I’ll add rotisserie chicken. I am partial to the pre-pulled from Aldi, because it’s easy, and already cold, so it doesn’t make my lettuce wilt.

We’ve reached a make-or-break moment here.

We season our salad. Let me say it louder for the people in the back. We. Season. Our. Salad. We season everything else we eat (or at least you should be) why would this be any different Salt, pepper, Italian, garlic/onion powder — whatever makes your heart happy — but add seasoning! I am also partial to a little Roasted Chicken Seasoning from Kinder s. But if you use that, back off on the salt a bit, or skip it altogether. Last but not least, dressing. I like trying new salad dressings, so this is really up to personal preference. Just remember. You don’t need as much dressing as you think. A little goes a long way. And I’ll explain how.

Remember that big a** bowl I mentioned before? It’s so you have room to mix and toss your salad. If you take time to properly mix your salad ingredients with the dressing, you won’t need as much, especially if you are using an oil-based or vinaigrette!

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Music from the Heart Performance Slated For This Saturday, April 18

Avery special group of people with diverse special needs will be performing this Saturday, April 18, at 6 p.m., at Faith Church in Montoursville. They are called “Music from the Heart,” and this will be their third concert since 2024.

Diana Logan is the sparkplug behind this wonderful musical effort, and Webb Weekly would like to tell you about it in Diana’s own words.

“The music program got started in October 2024, as that summer I contemplated starting a music group for older individuals with diverse abilities/all abilities seeing the need for programs for the older individuals. My rst concern was nding a place to practice and perform, so I met with Pastor Larry Leland from Faith Church, and he thought it was a great idea. We can’t thank our friends at Faith and Pastor Larry enough for

opening the door to use their beautiful music room and stage for our performers. So now that I had the opportunity, I met with some of the individuals and their parents, and I could see they were eager to start.

“I’ve always had a love for music and dance, so I knew this would be fun, but I de nitely underestimated how much fun we would have! We had about 20 individuals at our rst practice, and I could see many talents and gifts in that room. I was so encouraged, but the excitement in the room blew me away. Each week as we sang, I could see they were gaining con dence and started to sing out, smile, and feel the music.

“By this time, I had reached out to a team of friends that I knew would love to help, and they have played an important role in this program’s success. First, we have Alanna VanFleet as our choreographer, who de nitely brings the fun dance moves for our performers. My daughter Erica

Hoyt, Heather Eck, Rick, and Cherie Wurster all come to assist and help direct, and do a phenomenal job along the way. They are also great cheerleaders for our performers. We could not do this program without them!

“I guess you could say my role is to help pick out the music and to direct when needed, and many times I act like a fool, which they love!

“Our goal for the program, I guess, is to help connect these individuals in the community through music and dance and provide a positive experience, and we are hoping to see them gain con dence along the way, which has de nitely been something that has been amazing to watch! In the upcoming show, many of the individuals will have the opportunity to speak, share, or sing a solo, and that has been so much fun to watch because they speak from their hearts, which is refreshing. We had the opportunity last May to perform at the Capitol in Harrisburg, and it was an amazing experience for everyone! We are hoping to go back and perform again in June.

“The response from the performers,

as I said, has been amazing to watch. These individuals have gifts and talents to give our community, just like everyone else; they just need the opportunity to share them. You will see great singing, and you will see awesome dance moves!

“We have one young gentleman in the music group who is nonverbal, and this allows him to shine on stage. This young gentleman uses facial expressions and his arm at times, pumping it up and down in the air, pointing, and that has driven me to tears at practice. We also have a young lady who prefers not to perform, but she is great with tech stuff, so she helps to run this sound at every practice, and she does an amazing job! This is her way of contributing to this music group, and I think that is awesome when we can acknowledge their gifts and let them use them in our community.

“On April 18th at Faith Church, you will see all abilities on that stage showing everyone what they CAN do! And what is that? That is showing the audience that these individuals have

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so much to give our community; we must never count them out! So many times, I hear people say we have to be their voice, but we don’t. They have a voice. We need to be listening! Our hope through this program is to help enhance their lives in some way. We have practiced every Wednesday night since October, and even on those cold, frigid, snowy evenings, they come through the doors of this church with excitement, a hug for everyone along the way, and encouragement for each other throughout practice. It is inspiring for all of us involved. Some of the parents have commented that this is the best night of the week for them as they watch their son or daughter enjoy performing and that is another goal reached is to come alongside other parents, that are on the same journey as my husband and myself as my 39- yearold daughter, who has an ID diagnosis, Amber is in the group as well.

“They will be singing all genres of music, including ‘The Lion Sleeps Tonight,’ ‘Sweet Caroline,’ ‘We Will

Rock You,’ and we have a very special ending to the evening that you won’t want to miss. I know that I can speak for myself and for Alanna, Heather, Erica, Rick, and Cherie: being a part of this program has denitely impacted our lives in a positive manner!”

Looking to the future, Diana stated, “As far as the future of the program, it’s to be able to continue what we are doing now. We have 23 performers right now, and while for now we aren’t adding any more due to the size of the music room, we will see what the future holds.”

I attended one of their rehearsals last week and was greatly moved by it. In these troubled times, it is wonderful to see such an uplifting and positive performance that gives dignity and worth to a group of people who sometimes don’t receive that type of a rmation. Do yourself a favor and experience this wonderful musical afrmation of life.

Admission is free, but donations are gratefully accepted.

OBITUARIES

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Robert L. Baker, 84, of South Williamsport

Eugene “Gene” Bernard Rider, 89, of Loyalsock

Marty Betz, 76, of Mifflintown

Marcia L. Clark, 63, of Hughesville

Leland Whipple, 85, of Montoursville

Gennaro Barzona, 85, of Mill Hall

Beverly J. Gottschall, 89 of Williamsport

David Bruce Fry, 67, of Cogan Station

Karl Leroy Kitchen, Jr., 80

Richard W. Marion, 70

Richard C. Winter, 86, of Linden

Richard C. Winter, 86, of Linden

Glayne Trixie N. Gozum, 17, of Montgomery

Carol A. Young, 79, of Muncy

Mack C. Gatz, 72

Charles R. “Charlie” Kline, 78, of Williamsport

Sedley E. Kreisher, 88, of Williamsport

Joyce I. Puterbaugh, 75, of Unityville

Henry (Hank) Thomas, 85, of Montoursville

Lois L. “Dolly” Stiver, 59, of Lock Haven

John D. Helminiak, 93, of Williamsport

Margaret S. “Peg” Ziegler, 96, of Lock Haven

Robert J. Eiswert, 92, of Linden

Sandra M. Jeselnik, 74, of Muncy

Nelson J. Yost, 92, of Lewisburg

Jean D. Frantz, Marquardt, 90, of Hughesville

Linda L. Bower, 83, of Pennsdale

Eugenia Ann Dukas, 98, of Williamsport

William A. Hoffman, 91, of Turbotville

Williamsport Area Plant Show Set for April 18 at City Alliance Church

W

ith spring on the way, many people are starting to think about gardening.

The Williamsport Plant Show is a great chance to plan your own garden.

It will be held on Saturday, April 18, from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. at City Alliance Church, 380 West Fourth Street.

The show will feature around 22 vendors, mostly plant sellers along with some crafters. Hobbyists will bring a variety of plants, from common types to rare and hard-to- nd ones. Rose Street Nursery will also be there, offering outdoor garden plants and vegetables.

Food will be available from Flavorful Fork, desserts and sweets from The Rolling Pin, and Buckin’ Bean will be outside serving coffee and other drinks.

of plant shows that do happen are two hours away in either direction,” Tara Spaulding, one of the organizers of the event, told Webb Weekly. “We have a lot of local plant collectors that might not nd it easy to get out of the area to the other plant shows that are hosted in New York, Hershey, and Lehigh Valley, Pennsylvania. This show took probably about ve months to get the ball rolling, and I was able to secure a place at my church, City Alliance, in downtown Williamsport, and to help support the City Alliance Youth group, raise money to help offset fees for trips for kids retreats and other activities they do year-round.”

“We connected through local Facebook plant hobbyist groups, where other plant hobbyists could buy or trade plants that were maybe harder to nd at local nurseries or even box stores. I brought the vision up with Emily Stover to help me host a local plant show, because a lot

Stover stated, “As a houseplant hobbyist, I enjoy going to plant shows hosted in the northeast. Tara and I got together and asked, ‘Why not here?’ and the idea for hosting the Williamsport Plant Show was developed. We hope to bring the houseplant community together, celebrate our hobby, and support other sellers in our local community. We desire to bring the community together and support each other in a hobby we love.”

A $5 entrance donation will help support the City Alliance Youth Group.

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Flat Shoes for Spring

hen the weather starts to turn, I know so many of us are thinking about sandal season and cute shoes we can bring out from the wintry depths of our closets to enjoy the sunshine. However, I don’t think my feet are sandal-ready at the moment, plus it’s been a bit chilly, but I’m still looking to freshen up my footwear and put away my winter boots. Here’s a rundown of fun at shoes (not sandals) for spring.

Yes, I’m putting cold-weather boots away, but that doesn’t mean boots are out altogether. A seasonally appropriate option, such as half-boots, like Steve Madden’s Dunster boot in chestnut suede or tan leather, gives rustic vibes to a casual springtime look. For something with a bit more edge, check out Frye & Co’s Chesnee Bootie in black from DSW featuring moto-inspired buckle detail. Counterbalance the toughness of this type

of boot with stark white and icy blue pieces for a chic, yet cool look.

If one of your favorite rainy spring day activities is watching old movies, or you’re just feeling all things French, then a pair of red Mary Janes, like Kelly & Katie’s

Tajah Mary Jane Flat at DSW or DV Dolce Vita’s Woven Mary Jane Ballet Flat from Macy s, will ll up your style

cup. Red ats are synonymous with French style, especially when worn with capri pants and a crisp white button-down, which may not t everyone s fancy. However, red ats with a red matching lip will brighten up any out t this season.

New to the scene are glove ats, which, full disclosure, I don’t own a pair and am slightly hesitant about. These are ust standard ats with a higher vamp, almost like, as the name implies, a glove for the foot, but without individual toe slots, so maybe they are more accurately described

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as mitten ats. All that being said, Old Navy is selling a version they call V-Cut Ballet Flats, and I can see a black pair bringing some polish to a barrel ean and high-necked blouse look. If you ve already had some exposure to glove ats and are looking to upgrade or get more shades, there s Everlane s The Day Glove in navy, pale pink, or birch green. In general, avoid wide-legged pants with this shoe, as it feels too delicate for that much volume.

Next up, another shoe I m personally not too crazy about, mules. Fans of mules will say they give the illusion of a ballet at with the ease of a slipper. I say, I feel like I m gripping the sole with my toes the whole day to not slip out of it. If your toe-grip strength is up for it, I can see how mules appeal, especially here in spring, when your toenails may not be ready for exposure, but you want to free up some of your foot. The Aerosoles Amara Mule at DSW looks promising for staying in place, thanks to its foam insole and lightweight cushioning. My personal taste gravitates toward a loafer-style mule like Quince s Italian Leather Horsebit Loafer Mule. Wear with khakis and a striped shirt for a preppy,

And speaking of loafers, ruched loafers are back in style! For spring, a pair like Loft s Versa Leather Loafers in ivory grounds a oral oaty frock. You can also swap black patent loafers for a lighter, ruched pair for o ce out ts this season. If you re looking to make a statement, then check out Mayberry s Elise Elegant Leather Loafers featuring a purple kilted front and a leopard-print vamp. Vamp, indeed, these loafers are not for the faint of heart. Wear with eans and an oversized blazer for a casual, but far from dull, Friday workplace look.

Lastly, our good buddy sneakers. This season s trendy pair is lower-pro le sneakers with white striped detailing. You can t go wrong with a classic like the Adidas Grand Court Lo Sneaker, which complements eans and oggers with its ubiquitous 3-stripe design. For something a bit more colorful, there s Reebok s Ultra Lo Sneaker in red and pink. Both pairs are available from DSW and will add sporty air to any spring look.

These are ust a few fun shoe ideas to consider as we slowly step into spring, since we re not quite ready for sandal season.

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Seafood salad, chocolate pudding, carrot raisin salad, croissant, fresh Clementine

April 20

Chicken Marsala, mashed potatoes, Rivera blend vegetables, fresh orange, dinner roll

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Chicken cobb salad with blue cheese dressing, pasta salad, fresh apple

April 14

Honey mustard chicken, mixed vegetables, Halushkie, broccoli salad

Lighter Fare

Sliced ham & swiss with lettuce leaf, tropical fruit salad, creamy coleslaw, whole grian bread

April 21

BBQ chicken, sandwich roll, molasses baked beans, carrots & cauliflower, gelatin with fruit

Lighter Fare

Ham salad, pepper slaw, banana pudding, croissant, fresh pear

April 15

Italian meatballs, spaghetti with sauce, Italian vegetable blend, fresh romaine with Italian, whole grain bread

Lighter Fare

Beef vegetable soup, chicken Caesar salad with croutons & dressing, macaroni salad, fresh Clementine

April 22

Baked Mexican casserole, Mexican corn, Spanish beans, baked custard

Lighter Fare

Beef barley soup, tuna salad, carrot raisin salad, Mandarin oranges, croissant

April 16

Roasted pork with gravy, mashed potatoes, buttered Catalina vegetables, pumpkin custard, whole grain bread

Lighter Fare

Italian hoagie with ham, salami, cheese, tomato, & lettuce, pepper slaw, Mandarin oranges

April 23

Salisbury steak with mushroom gravy, halushkie, peas with pearl onions, pineapple

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Chef salad with ranch, ham, turkey, & cheese, fruit cocktail, macaroni salad, fresh orange, dinner roll

April 17

Stu ed pepper casserole, Harvard beets, green & wax beans, gelatin with fruit, whole grain bread

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Bu alo chicken with blue cheese dressing, Mandarin oranges, pasta salad, fresh apple

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Tuna noodle casserole, peas & carrots, garlic cauliflower, creamy coleslaw, whole grain bread

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Sliced turkey & Swiss with lettuce leaf, broccoli salad, tropical fruit salad, sugar cookie, whole grain wrap

Healthy Again Part 1

My interest in healthy aging started long before I began my own journey into and through middle age. As most of you know, I have been working as a health professional, personal trainer, and habit change coach for decades.

After working with thousands of people, from elite athletes to seniors to average Joes, I have been able to draw certain conclusions.

Interestingly, science now backs up what I suspected from the beginning: that we have considerable control over how well we age. Yes, we humans are now living longer than ever before, but are we neces-

sarily living better? A friend and client of mine for over 15 years has a saying: “The longer people live, the more apparent their differences are. I m paraphrasing a bit, but what he means is that most 35-yearolds are in similar health and appearance, but when you reach 65, 75, 85, etc., the differences in health and wellness become more evident. Some people seem to maintain a zest for life well into their 80s and 90s, while others decline early and painfully, beginning in their 50s and 60s. I d have to say, I agree.

Currently, I teach wellness classes that are largely made up of seniors in search of

better health. I also work with high-performing individuals who are mostly professionals or recently retired professionals. What I ve noticed is that the people I work with and those in the general public that I encounter are usually very different in terms of health, physical strength, energy, and cognition. Yes, one can argue that even if you do everything right when it comes to diet and exercise, you can still become ill and in rm, but overall, people

who are proactively attempting to live a healthy lifestyle not only live longer but live much better.

I, along with most of you, remember a time before the internet when knowledge was gold and very hard to nd. I would scour books, journals, and even magazines for every bit of information that pertained to health.

Now, we are drowning in a sea of “knowledge.

Every goofy kid in uencer with a smartphone can become an overnight expert and tout the latest and greatest supplement, workout routine, and gadget to give you the body you ve always dreamed of.

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HEALTHY

The problem is society’s health is getting worse, not better. Chronic health conditions such as Type 2 Diabetes and Heart Disease are the norm, and obesity rates in developed countries are completely out of control.

So, where do we start?

Well, the basics of food and exercise would be a good place.

For one thing, we may need to sacri ce some convenience for quality. If it comes in a box and you need a label and a picture to know what it is, you probably shouldn’t be eating it. Let’s forget the latest craze and diet and use a little common sense. If God wanted us to eat food (I’m using this term loosely) with a bazillion chemicals and additives, it would have popped out of the ground that way. We were designed to eat real, whole foods. What do I mean by that? An apple is a whole food; apple sauce sweetened with high fructose corn syrup and preservatives is a processed food.

Unfortunately, that is one of the better examples of processed food.

I had a client a few years back who worked for one of the big advertising companies on Madison Avenue in New York City. She told me a story about having to come up with a “wholesome” advertising campaign for a food that literally had no real ingredients. Everything from the cheese to the breading to the sauce was made entirely from chemicals in a factory. In my mind,

this should not be allowed to be advertised as food and should come with a warning label.

Common sense tells me that healthy food has lots of vitamins and minerals, water, and ber. So, eat lots of whole fruits and vegetables from the produce aisle or, if possible, from the garden.

If you eat meat, which I do, choose quality sources. Beef, pork, chicken, sh, etc. For the most part, avoid processed deli meat and other processed proteins as they contain lots of additives and preservatives. Since we live in a farming and hunting area, this shouldn’t be that hard.

Venison is about as organic as you can get, and there are plenty of farms in the area that sell meat directly to the public. When it comes to grains, know your bread, pasta, and other foods in this category. Read labels and do a little research. Most of the stuff we see in the store isn t good for us, and we eat way too much of it. If you are going to eat this type of food, look for 100% whole grains, not “made with” whole grains. The latter is an advertising loophole that makes you think it’s healthy but allows the manufacturer to include re ned our as well.

Sourdough is another better choice for bread, as it supports gut health, better sugar regulation, and higher mineral absorption.

Avoid processed foods, seed oils, fruit juic-

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es, soda, sugar, and other foods that have been manipulated by the food industry, and get back to the way people ate before fast-food advertising took over. Eggs, avocados, seeds, and nuts are also good choices to incorporate into your daily diet.

When it comes to exercise, I tell my clients that, like food, people should get a variety of different types of exercise, as each has different bene ts. Strength train, walk, hike, play Pickleball, etc. Start with something that is fun, start slow, and build from there. Not sure where to start? Consult a pro like me or someone else who teaches this stuff for a living. It will be well worth the small investment.

I mentioned strength training. Did you know that there is a strong link to strength,

particularly in the legs, and a lower mortality rate in older adults? Basically, if you are strong, you’ll probably live longer and better because it is associated with reduced fall risk, greater mobility, and better management of chronic diseases.

As recent as the late 1980s/early 1990s, research on the health bene ts of strength training was thin at best. I just knew there was a connection, however. I clearly remember asking my favorite professor in my Exercise Physiology class about it, and he plainly said that strength training had no bearing on health and that the only thing that mattered was cardiovascular exercise.

Mr. Dolan, if you are reading this, “I told you so.”

Part 2 of Healthy Aging is coming soon.

I’m With the Band

Since our kids abandoned us and went off to college, my husband and I really miss the noise in our household. Sounds almost inconceivable, but it’s true. They had friends over frequently, and we miss their noise, too. Really, we do — because they were delightful. There were countless Halloween parties, marching band sectional get-togethers, musical cast gatherings, and just ordinary meetups for snacks and shenanigans around our kitchen island and sprawled across our back deck. I remember a veritable din of music and laughter emanating from what can only be described as a small herd of high schoolers, and I remember wishing it would never end.

Ryan Bulgarelli, Jared Whitford, Meg McQue, and Dr. William Ciabattari. Our twins ended up being music education majors, so someone was always singing or playing an instrument at all hours throughout their middle and high school years. I’ll never forget witnessing them playing a riff from Smoke on the Water as fth graders in the middle of our kitchen oor. Seriously. That happened.

I pine for the kids, of course, but mostly it’s the music they created that I long to hear once more. To say that our home was lled with music is an understatement, largely because of the encouragement and tutelage of Aegina and Bobby Leidhecker, Amanda Haney, Lee Saville-Iksic, Donna Elkin, Miki Rebeck,

My favorites of all time, though, were listening to the French horn as well as vocals accompanied by the strums of a ukulele. I’m sad to say that part of me took this beautiful soundtrack of our lives for granted. Somehow, I thought it would always be there, a constant in the background. Now the house is quiet, and they re off on their own in the world, adulting, mostly.

Since the free concerts we ve en oyed inside our house have been egregiously discontinued, my husband and I have had to settle for the next best thing — attending concerts outside the house. Of course, this isn’t exactly a new thing for

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us, but it’s something we’ve certainly done more of lately. We’ve seen everything from Brahms Requiem at Carnegie Hall, the Philadelphia Orchestra, the Williamsport Symphony Orchestra, and Uptown Music Collective to Tom Petty, B.B. King, Smokey Robinson, Fleetwood Mac, the Stones, and Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young. Needless to say, we’re music appreciators, and we have eclectic taste.

And although we continue to enjoy a variety of music, our priorities have changed somewhat over the years. Earplugs are more important than ever, and if we forget them, we wad up tissues and jam them into our ears. Decades ago, we never would have dreamed of doing that. The louder, the better was our motto. Never mind that we couldn’t hear for three days. And now that we re suffering the consequences of our own actions, we regret not taking better care of our precious ears. I remember distinctly watching an overhead light shatter and fall to the oor during an Alice Cooper concert because it was DEAFENING. And almost without fail, I can feel the music resonating deep within my chest even if it’s not rock ‘n roll.

Another change we’ve observed is that we’re not necessarily the youngsters

attending anymore. Sometimes we’re smack in the middle of the pack, while other times we’re surrounded by throngs of people who likely color their grays and carry AARP cards. Nevertheless, and no matter the age, it proves once again that music is the great uniter.

That said, we met some lovely people who sat near us at a Collective Soul concert recently and remarked how similar our taste in music was. What’s amusing is how I ended up there in the F. M. Kirby Center on a Tuesday night in the rst place. It s because I held a grudge. For 30 years. I know it’s juvenile, but I couldn’t help myself. You see, my husband invited some friends’ teenage son (who was a musician himself and slightly obsessed with the band) to see them perform in their heyday over 30 years ago. I, of course, was also slightly obsessed with the band, but did not score tickets. Hence, the grudge.

Lo and behold, my husband redeemed himself by gifting me tickets to see the very same band, albeit three whole decades later. Better late than never, I guess.

Welcome to my world. It’s where I live (probably listening to music of some kind). Visit me there at www.melindawentzel.com. Signed books are available on Etsy at PlanetMomMarket.

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EVENTS

Book Sale

What: Friends of Muncy Library book sale.

When: Tuesday, April 14th, from 3-6 p.m.

Where: Muncy Library, 108 S. Main St., Muncy.

Seed to Supper

What: Seed to Supper is a beginner vegetable gardening course for adults who are gardening on a budget. If interested, please contact the Extension office at 570-4333040 for more info or to apply.

When & Where:

• Tuesdays April 14th, April 21st, April 28th, May 5th and May 12th, 5-6:30 p.m. at Trinity Episcopal Church in Williamsport

• Thursdays April 9th, April 23rd, April 30th, May 7th and May 14th, 5-6:30 p.m. at the Pajama Factory Greenhouse in Williamsport

• Thursdays April 16th, April 23rd, April 30th, May 7th, and May 14th, 5:30-7 p.m. at the Today Farm in Muncy

“Birding at Eagle Watch”

What: Stop by to go “Birding at the Eagle Watch” and also see how to identify them at Little Pine State Park. There will be a limited amount of binoculars on hand, along with a spotting scope. Participants should bring other bird-watching gear if desired. All children must be accompanied by an adult in order to participate. Program may be modified or cancelled in the event of severe

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weather or new state or community guidelines. Meet at the Eagle Watch.

When: Friday, April 17th, from 9:30-11:30 a.m.

Where: Little Pine State Park, Eagle Watch Area.

Lawn & Turf Management for Homeowners

What: At this free, in-person workshop will provide some of the simple skills needed to care for their lawns without having to hire a lawncare service.

When: Saturday,April 18th, from 9-11 a.m.

Where: 542 County Farm Rd., Montoursville.

Rider Park

What: Our group will gather at the parking area of this wonderful 850+ acre park, a gift of the late Thomas J. Rider. We will look and listen for a variety of species of birds in the woods and meadows of the Allegheny Ridge. The walk follows moderate grades, on mostly grassy trails. We will meet at the yellow gate near the main parking area. After the walk, there is a Native Plant Sale with LEAF (10-1PM)

When: Saturday, April 18th, at 8-10 a.m.

Where: Rider Park at 1769 Caleb Creek Rd, Trout Run.

Earth Day walk with Susquehanna Greenway at RPANA

What: We will begin our Earth Day Celebrations with a Susquehanna Greenway partnered walk in this local preserved wetlands between Bald Eagle Mountain and the Susquehanna River. We will walk this gently rolling landscape and search for a variety of bird species as we also learn about the vision and ongoing work efforts for this special area. Sign up at https://susquehannagreenway.org/event/ bird-walk-with-lycoming-audubon/ (RAIN DATE IS Thur 4/23)

When: Wednesday, April 22nd, at 8 a.m. Where: 721 E Mountain Ave South Williamsport.

Earth Day over the Bridge What: Fifty-six years ago, Earth Day was initiated as a

national expression of appreciation for our planet. Directions: Join the Lycoming Audubon Society on the River Walk gathering on the north/ Wegman’s side, near the river dam. Ample parking available. Look for Audubon signs. With signs and flags, we’ll walk clockwise, cross Market Street bridge, and back. Thanks for adding your presence in this simple statement of celebrating our beautiful earth.

When: Wednesday, April 22nd, at 6 p.m. Where: North side of the Susquehanna River Walk by Wegmans.

Tree Sale

What: Lycoming County Conservation District tree sale.

When: Friday, April 24th, from 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Where: White Garage by the Lysock Building, 546 County Farm Rd., Montoursville.

Arbor Day Celebration

What: Montoursville Garden Club “Arbor Day Celebration.” The Montoursville Garden Club participates in this tradition by planting to honor club members or special persons from our community. For More Information please call 570-220-4812.

When: Friday, April 24th, at 1 p.m., rain or shine.

Where: The General John Burrows Historical Society, 19 N. Loyalsock Ave., Montoursville. Celebration will be held in the garden area.

CHURCH EVENTS

Spaghetti Dinner

What: Annual all you can eat spaghetti dinner. Dinner consists of spaghetti, 2 homemade meatballs, tossed salad, Italian bread, beverage and dessert. Take-outs available during serving hours. Ticket prices: $12 for adults; $5 for children 6-12; under 6 are free.

When: Wednesday, April 15th, from 11:30 a.m.-3 p.m. & 4-7 p.m.

Where: St. Luke Church Parish Hall, 118 Kendall Ave., Jersey Shore.

Homemade Donuts

What: Fresh homemade donuts. Best to call and preorder at 570-398-2913, Mon.-Fri. 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Extras are made and will be available for walk-ins starting at 7 a.m. on the day of the sale, until 3p.m., or sold out. $8/dozen, or $4/half dozen.

When: Thursday, April 16th

Where: Trinity UM Church, 1407 Allegheny St., Jersey Shore, Glover St. entrance.

Williamsport Chamber Choir & Orchestra

What: Williamsport Chamber Choir & Orchestra present, “For the Beauty of the Earth – Works by John Rutter.”

When: Friday, April 17th, at 7:30 p.m.

Where: St. Marks Lutheran Church, 142 Market St., Williamsport.

Gospel Concert

What: Gospel concert, Floyd Foster. More information call: 570-584-2765.

When: Friday, April 17th, at 7:30 p.m.

Where: Lairdsville Faith Church, 6786 Rt. 118 Hwy., Lairdsville.

Spaghetti Dinner

What: Homemade spaghetti & meatball takeout dinner.

Generous portion of spaghetti, 2 homemade meatballs, tossed salad, dressing, Italian bread, butter, packaged dessert treat, bottled water, all for $13. To benefit local family.

When: Saturday, April 18th, from 3-6 p.m.

Where: Balls Mills United Methodist Church, Corner of Bloomingrove Rd. and Rt. 973 East.

Free Lunch

What: Free community luncheon. Dine in the Parish Hall.

When: Saturday April 18th, from 10-11:30 a.m.

Where: Holy Cross Orthodox Church - Fellowship Hall, 1725 Holy Cross Ln., Williamsport.

Rummage Sale

What: Rummage sale and plenty of good food to eat.

Proceeds benefit local and global missions.

When: Saturday, April 18th, from 8 a.m.-1 p.m.

Where: Saint Michael’s Lutheran Church, 1877 Saint Michael’s Rd.

Sportsmen’s Banquet

What: 3rd annual sportsmen’s banquet, wild game dinner. Bring your favorite dish to share.

When: Saturday, April 18th, at 5 p.m.

Where: Moreland Baptist Church, 118 Moreland Baptist Rd., Muncy.

Rummage Sale

What: Rummage and bake sale. Marine Corps League will be selling hot dogs in our parking lot.

When: Saturday, April 18th, from 8 a.m.-2 p.m.

Where: St. Paul Calvary United Methodist Church, 1427 Memorial Ave., Williamsport.

Worship Service

What: Worship service. Sermon, “The Feast of Unleavened Bread.”

When: Sunday, April 19th, at 10 a.m.

Where: DuBoistown Church, 133 Summer St., DuBoistown.

Worship Service

What: Worship service. The sermon will be, “The Road to Emmaus.”

When: Sunday, April 19th, at 9 a.m.

Where: Mill Creek Church, 2255 Warrensville Rd., Montoursville.

Worship Service

What: Worship service. The sermon title will be, “The Road to Emmaus.”

When: Sunday, April 19th, at 10:30 a.m.

Where: Bethel Church, 717 Kimble Hill Rd., Williamsport.

Pastor Installation Service

What: Installation service of Rev. Christopher Golembiowski at Radiant Light Church

When: Sunday, April 19th, at 10:30 a.m.

Where: Radiant Light Assembly of God, Route 442 Hwy, Muncy.

MEETINGS

Monthly Chapter Meeting

What: Join Lycoming Audubon Society for our April chapter meeting at the Taber Museum. Meetings are free and open to the public. This month will feature a quick tour through the avian landscape of our central Pennsylvania woods and the backyards of Stan LeQuire. What song did you hear this spring? This presentation will have practical information for both beginning and experienced birdwatchers. Each participant will receive a checklist/ cheat sheet for the songs and calls of local birds.

When: Wednesday, April 15th, at 6:30 p.m.

Where: Taber Museum, 858 West Fourth St. Williamsport. There is parking behind the museum and in the lot behind Trinity Church.

Christian Women Society of Saint Joseph the Worker Parish

What: Meeting. Siria J. Matos, Community partnership coordinator for girl scouts in the heart of Pennsylvania will speak about girl scout history and current events in the local girl scout council. A limited amount of girl scout cookies will be available for sale at $6 per box. All are welcome.

When: Sunday, April 19th, at 3 p.m.

Where: Saint Ann Parish Hall on Sheridan St., Williamsport.

When: Monthly meeting, 3rd Tuesday of the month, at 7 p.m. Where: YWCA Williamsport.

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Zachary Tyler EP Release Party

What: Zachary Tyler EP release party. Open to the public. $5 cover for non-legion members.

When: Saturday, April 18th, from 8-11 p.m.

Where: Eugene Grafius American Legion Post 104, 1312 Broad St., Montoursville.

We just got through Easter weekend, and boy, was it wonderful. Busy, but lovely. Thursday and Good Friday were run, run, run. You know how it is. Get all your food menu items purchased and get ready for the Easter bunny’s arrival!

Saturday, my mother-in-law hosted an Easter lunch in her beautiful new kitchen. It was so nice for all of us to be together and enjoy the rst holiday meal in her new kitchen! It was so spacious and decorated so sweet with little ducks and bunnies. She did such a sweet job.

We adults decided to pick a few pieces up for ourselves because there was just so much. I helped myself to a bite-sized Snickers, a pack of Ritz cheese crackers, and possibly a bag of Cheetos. They were speaking to me. I couldn’t help it!

The kids had a ball even though it was cold and windy. It was just the best day celebrating our Lord and Savior. I just kept thanking him all day on Good Friday.

“Thank you, Lord. Thank you, Lord.”

Easter is such a special holiday, and I love that we get to celebrate his resurrection!

Then, on Sunday, my momma hosted lunch, and our whole Liddick family came in the afternoon for a big Easter egg hunt and desserts/snacks for dinner. When I say big Easter hunt, I mean it. Each family member brings two to three bags of candy. Now, if you do the math on that with all my aunts and cousins, it adds up. But then you throw my brother into the mix, who brought two bags of candy and a large Sam’s Club box of animal cookies? ONE BAG had 270 pieces of candy. We could have spread candy out across all 200 acres on the farm and made a whole day of this Easter egg hunt.

My mom saw all the candy and said, “Are we hosting all of Lycoming County for an Easter egg hunt this year?”

There was so much candy, and twelve kids.

Hallelujah!

On Easter, my mother-in-law, Marlene McElroy Rook, gave us a bag of sugar. It was a small bag she wasn’t using, and I thought it was the perfect size for our camper this year. I mean, river season is practically here (gahhhh so excited!), so I might as well start stocking the camper, right?

I laid this bag of sugar on the counter Saturday night when I got home, to deal with it later. I have a tote that camper stuff goes in, then goes straight out to our camper. But it was Easter, and I had baskets to throw together and food to think about.

Let’s jump to the next morning after Easter service at church. The kids found the Easter bunny’s baskets and were looking through them to see all the goodies they got.

Ty walked over to the counter to grab something and just started laughing.

“Mom. This is so stupid,” he said.

“What, honey? What’s stupid?” I replied. He picks up the bag of sugar and points to the label.

“Did you know this is guaranteed sugar in this bag?”

I knew exactly what he thought he saw.

“Um. Ty. It says granulated sugar. Not guaranteed sugar.”

He double looked at the bag, and his head fell straight into his hands.

“Oh my gosh!” he said, as we all laughed.

Chris said, “Ty, do you really think they would put guaranteed sugar on a bag?”

“Well, I wondered!” Ty said.

Ahh, these are precious moments one shall never forget, and I get to share them with you! We now have guaranteed sugar in the McElroy house. It’s going to stick forever. I guarantee you, I’ll never forget! *enter my guaranteed cheesy smile here*

Ground Turkey and Rice Skillet

Ingredients:

• 1 tbsp extra virgin olive oil

• 1 lb. lean ground turkey

• 1 small sweet onion, diced

• 2 cloves garlic, minced

• 15 oz. can diced tomatoes, undrained

• 6 oz. fresh green beans, cut into 2-inch pieces (about 1½ cups)

• 11/2 cups uncooked short or long grain white rice

• 2 1/2 cups low sodium chicken broth

• 1 tsp salt

• 1/4 tsp black pepper

• 1/4 tsp garlic powder

• 1/2 tsp dried oregano

• 2 tsp Worcestershire sauce

• 2 tsp sugar

Directions

In a large nonstick skillet, heat the oil over medium-high. Add the turkey and onion; sauté breaking up the turkey into crumbles and cook until onions become soft and no pink remains with the turkey (about 10-15 minutes), stirring occasionally. Add in the garlic and cook until fragrant, about 1 minute.

Season with some salt and pepper, to taste. Drain off fat return to heat. Stir in all the other ingredients, including green beans.

Bring to boil, cover with lid, then reduce heat to medium-low, simmer for 20-22 minutes until rice is cooked and tender.

Remove from the heat, taste and adjust seasoning if necessary. Serve immediately and enjoy!

I served garlic bread and apples with it.

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Williamsport today shared worldwide reaction to the jolting news of President Truman’s removal of General Douglas MacArthur from command in the Far East.

The fact that every family has a member or close relative in uniform served to bring the news closer to home.

Comment for the most part was without resolution, although supporters and opponents of the administration in many instances were outspoken in their predisposed positions, with the pro-Trumanites supporting the ouster and administration foes defensing the general. Military men generally withheld comment in keeping with policy governing such conduct.

The comments were gleaned from the public today at random.

C. E. Noyes, manager of the Community Trade Association, “I’m sorry it happened but I think it will be many months until results can be gleaned from the incident.”

William L. King, Lycoming County Sheriff, “I think that the ill-advised and arbitrary dismissal of General MacArthur represents the greatest success the Russians have achieved in

the present war. The loss of American prestige in the Far East as the result of hasty and hysterical action, isa severe blow to American arms in Korea.”

Mrs. Gaynell Hafer, president of the Bald Eagle Chapter of American War Mothers, “I think the government is making a big mistake.

General MacArthur has been handling the situation as fair and square as he knew how.”

Rev. Paul Wheelock, pastor of St. Paul’s Evangelical United Brethren Church, “I’m surprised and frankly disappointed. I had thought that appreciation for MacArthur’s position in Japan was something that would prevent President Truman form taking that step.”

Floyd Reeser, business agent for Electricians Local 812, We (local a liates of the American Federation of Labor ) feel there must be unity between the administration in Washington and the Army (MacArthur) in this case. If today’s action was the only recourse, then the administration must take the course it took.”

Lester F. Hill, city treasurer, “My feeling is the subordinate should follow the instructions of his superior. However, if he should not be accord with the principles, he should resign his position and then express his opinion.” Williamsport

Not-So-Cold Storage: Three Streaming Thrillers

summer movie season kicks into

you may wish grab some recent releases that you missed in theaters.

For folks who like thrillers, here are three solid picks now available for streaming:

Dead of Winter – Having played theatrically in our area for exactly one week, this good-not-great drama is saved by a ery nale and a solid lead performance from Emma Thompson.

climax is blood-curdling and suspenseful, with a nifty twist that reverses another apparent absurdity.

And Thompson is always fun to watch.

Cold Storage – Screenwriter

Here, that venerable British actress plays against type as a Midwestern widow planning to deposit her late husband’s ashes in a remote and icy Minnesota lake. That’s where they had their rst date before a long and happy (but childless) marriage.

This last detail may explain why the woman gets right to work when she learns that an abducted girl is being held captive in a nearby cabin.

The reason behind the kidnapping could scarcely be more preposterous, and poor udy Greer a very ne actress is barely able to keep things on the rails as one of the captors. But the

David Koepp has a genuinely awesome resume the rst Mission: Impossible, the rst Jurassic Park and the original Spider-Man yes, the one that kicked off Marvel s boffo box-o ce bonanza. But Koepp has penned only one novel 2019 s Cold Storage, a dandy thriller that somehow combines an apocalyptic virus with nail-biting action and laugh-out-loud comedy.

I was thrilled to learn of a planned Liam Neeson version; but despite this promising pedigree, the February 2026 release got almost no publicity and it sank without a trace.

Which is a danged shame.

With a terri c supporting cast including Leslie Manville, Joe Keery (Stranger Things) and the legendary Vanessa Redgrave, Cold Storage is riotously entertaining.

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THRILLERS

But also really gross.

The messy and explosive disease (actually a fungus from outer space) commandeers the central nervous system — and thereby governs acts and thoughts. So any stricken creature will deliberately work to infect others; and if that creature happens to be a whitetailed deer, then it might — oh, I don’t know … wander into an underground storage facility … and ring for the elevator.

Neeson is a retired special agent who heads to said facility when the fungus starts leaking; and he’s the man for the job — not only because he has a history on this organism, but also because he knows the whereabouts of a small but handy nuclear bomb.

Cold Storage is clever enough to play all this for laughs — but it’s also icky and scary; as one critic said, it’s a B-movie with a B soul.

Well — call it B-positive.

Send Help – Speaking of Spider-Man: Director Sam Raimi, who helmed that MCU entry, gave us this early 2026 thriller that proved to be one of the year s most successful lms raking in nearly two and half times its modest $40 million budget.

Rachel McAdams has a eld day as a nebbish-y o ce-worker who is over-

looked for a promotion and dissed by her male-jerk boss — then mocked on an overseas business ight when co-workers nd her audition reel for a Survivor-style TV show.

But Linda gets the last laugh after the plane crashes, leaving her and the injured CEO alone on a desert island. Fast, funny, smart and scary, this lm also boasts a bold, twisty plot — way too cool to spoil with details. Su ce it to say that McAdams proves herself one of our most adept and exible stars as Linda goes for the jugular — and maybe for something else as well.

Despite his success with mainstream work, Raimi is perhaps best-loved for the Evil Dead lms so Send Help is suciently bloody for modern horror fans. And su ciently slick for everybody else. Now about the rest of 2026: Koepp scripted yet again for Spielberg — with the resulting Disclosure Day due in June. And Thompson has a small role in May’s Sheep Detectives, in which the titular ock actually works to solve their shepherd’s murder.

With that, plus Send Help and Nolan’s Odyssey — on top of the runaway success of Project Hail Mary — 2026 is looking more and more like a landmark year for off-franchise lms. Hear, hear.

Words Goes for Early April

As regular readers of “Weird Words” know, your local lexicographer keeps a massive running-list of oddball vocab. Laid out in space-saving, three-column format, it currently totals nearly 3,200 terri c terms.

For April — since it is of course the year’s fourth month — I simply ipped to page four and selected a dozen:

Bindi (BIN-dee, noun) – This is what you call that red dot worn on the forehead by Hindi women — though according to Merriam-Webster, the term also includes jewelry displayed in the same locale.

It has a religious and not merely decorative signi cance but you can look that up yourself, lest I reveal my profound ignorance of Far Eastern culture.

(I’d be happy to run an explanation in some future column if any knowledgeable readers care to write in:

robbwhitefan@gmail.com.)

Bissextus (buh-SEX-tuss, noun) – Feb. 29 — that day added to our calendar once every four years to compensate for the fact that an actual solar year is six hours longer than 365 standard days. The term’s insanely complicated etymology does include the Latin bi — for two, as in “double day”; but the rest is beyond me.

Cairngorm (CAIRN-gorm rst syllable like care], noun) – Milky quartz — named for the Scottish mountain range where it’s found (cairn means “pile of stones”). According to Wikipedia, it ranges in color from “brown or smoky gray to a nearly opaque black.” (Wiki’s accompanying photo is actually kinda gorgeous.)

Faunalturbation – This is such a rare word that I can t provide a denite pronunciation — and I had to go to A-I for the meaning. Related to the well-known term fauna — and also using the Latin base turb (as in “disturb”) — this is “the process of soil mixing and bioturbation caused by

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burrowing animals, such as rodents, worms, and ants.”

Jimjams (JIM-jamz, noun) – Excessive nervousness; “the jitters.” In the past, this could also refer to delirium tremens (“the DT’s” — induced by too much alcohol). This word’s origin is uncertain, though Merriam-Webster points out that some synonyms — like heebie-jeebies and whim-whams — also use a sort of comic repetition.

Malihini (mah-luh-HEE-nee, noun) – Hawaiian word for a newcomer or stranger to those islands.

Pelmet (PELL-mit, noun) – An ornamental drape or board at the top of a window, used to conceal the curtain rod. As a male who pays little attention to interior decor (except for making sure there are plenty of books lying about everywhere), I must admit that we’ve got one of these, but I never knew what it was called — or, for that matter, why we needed it.

But then, my wife feels the same way about those books.

Pourparler (poor-par-LAY, noun) – Discussion or conversation prelim-

inary to negotiation. A French term related to the well-known parler, “to talk.” (This is also where we get the word parlor — originally, a place to chat.)

Sitatunga (sit-uh-TOONG-uh, noun) – A medium-sized antelope of Central Africa, with splayed hooves suited to its swampy and aquatic habitats (American Heritage). A Bantu word, it can also be spelled situtunga Tarradiddle (TEAR-uh-did-ul, noun) – Nonsense or idle talk; also a lie or b (Microsoft Encarta Dictionary). Alternate spelling: taradiddle.

Ukase (you-KACE, noun) – A Russian word meaning an edict or order having the force of law (Random House Collegiate).

Wa estompers (WAH-full-stomperz, noun) – “Ankle boots with ridged soles, used especially for hiking” (Dictionary.com). Named for the pattern on the bottom, of course. I notice now that this week’s list is all nouns. There sure are a lot of weird things in this world; luckily, we’ve got names for most of them.

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Time Traveling

s I have mentioned, if you keep up with my articles, I have put a lot of miles on my Ram 1500 since January, when Beau Beau the dino was born. I really enjoy it, but gas prices haven’t been my friend lately.

What I have done is listen to a lot of podcasts and music while in the car during that time. With the technology we have nowadays, we surprisingly still do not have a time-traveling machine, but I will tell you something pretty close. Music.

It is amazing to me how a song can transport my mind to another place. I can relive moments that were so great. Music is powerful and special.

I am going to share a few songs that take me back to some memories. I hope one of two things happens. Either you have a great memory tied to one of these songs, or it helps you think of songs that

do the same thing for you. Yellow Submarine – The Beatles

Whenever I hear this song, I have a distinct memory of being young and my dad taking me to Kmart on a Saturday morning. We would go grocery shopping, walk over to the CD section, and pick something out. I remember getting a Beatles CD, and this song would play in his white Ford Explorer on our drives: simple times, but great memories.

I Gotta Feeling – The Black Eyed Peas

This song takes me right to Murray, Utah, where my family traveled for the World Series when I was 13. It was one of the best trips we ever took as a family. This song would play at the ballpark and in our rental car. Every time I hear it, I think of that lime green rental car and doing U-turns in Utah with my grandpa.

Dirt Road – Kip Moore

Whenever I hear this song, it takes me right back to the batter’s box. This was my walk-up song, and it always helped calm me down. I would try to time it perfectly, so my foot hit the box right when the lyrics said, “unless heaven’s got a dirt road.” It brings back all the good times and memories from playing the game.

Forever After All – Luke Combs

This is the song my wife and I danced to at our wedding. It immediately takes me back to Herman and Luther’s. I can picture all our friends and family around us, and me doing my best to dance. One of the best nights of my life.

Should’ve Been a Cowboy – Toby Keith/Riley Green

Riley Green is one of my favorite artists, and I went to a concert with Lauren and some friends to see him. He played this song as a tribute to Toby Keith and later released his own version. Whenever I hear it, my mind goes right back to that night. The concert got cut short because of lightning, and I remember Lauren and me running to the car in the rain. I can

still see her out in front of me, a big flash of lightning lighting up the sky, and both of us laughing and sprinting. A moment I will never forget.

Renegade – Styx

This is my newest one. When Beau was just a 6-pound, 10-ounce baby, he would fuss and cry. I would play this song and dance with him, and for those 4 minutes and 13 seconds, he would calm down. I can still feel that moment. I can still remember it clearly. It is something I want to hold onto, because my little guy has already doubled in size.

My wife makes fun of me because I only listen to a handful of songs over and over. I think it is because I like where they take me. I love the memories and the life we are creating. I want to keep those moments fresh and close.

Have a great week and think deeply about some feelings songs make you have or things they help you remember.

“I will remember the deeds of the Lord; yes, I will remember your miracles of long ago.” – Psalm 77:11

Identity: Free to Love

Note: The National Day of Prayer is Thursday, May 7. A community-wide prayer event is being held at Way’s Garden at 6:30 PM that evening. All are invited. Bring a lawn chair and dress for the weather. A great opportunity for us to declare in complete unity, “Jesus Christ is Lord!”

What I am about to write is one of the most freeing principles we will experience as we share life together on planet Earth:

As a child of God, you are free to love everyone — yes, everyone. That powerful principle, like an onion, has many layers. To live it, we must peel through the layers to gain a good understanding of what it means.

First, we need to de ne the kind of love we’re talking about. The word love can mean many different things depending on context. In the context of being free to love everyone, the expression of love would be what the Greeks referred to as agapao (see Strong’s

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ESTATE AUCTION

We will be selling from the home of the late Brad Rishel Sr. Located at 59 Danville Road [Rt 642], Bloomsburg, Pa. 17815. Signs Posted From Jerseytown Intersection to sale site day of sale.

SATURDAY, APRIL 18, 2026

Starting at 9:00 am

COLLECTIBLES FURNITURE • ANTIQUES

David Armstrong “Pumpkin on Stump” Signed & Numbered Print Diehl Family Quilt [Descendents of Myron Sr & Betty Diehl]

1817 Printed and Hand Decorated Tauf Schein by Krebs Marriage Certi cate; Wire Egg Basket; Metal Egg Scale; Coal Buckets; Antique 4 Jacks Table Top Arcade Game [missing wood Back]; Kerosene Lamps; Coleman Camp Lanterns; Antique Oak Bow Side China Cabinet; Various Glassware including Silvercrest and Pattern Pcs; Oak Childs Deacon Bench; Antique Oak Country Table & 6 Chairs; Pyrex Mushroom Casserole Dish; Various Local Cookbooks; SST Pots & Pans; Small Electrical Appliances; White’s XL Pro Metal Detector; Cast Iron Horse Head w/ Tether Ring; Mid Modern End Stands; Sharp 60in Flat Screen TV; Cherry Base Cabinet; 3 pc Upholstered Sectional Sofa Unit [Like New] Mid Modern Style Round Co ee Table and End Stand Set; Dining Room Table & Chair Set; Step Back Hutch; 4pc Sectional Book Case Unit [Sold by the unit]; Quaker Stae Oil Can; Hess Trucks; Genesee Beer Lighted Sign; Kaiers Metal Beer Tray; Wooden Ship Model; Wooden Co ee Grinder; Houseknecht Dairy Bottle – Hughesville,Pa; Various Wall Pictures; Cedar Chest; Free Standing Jewelry Box; Selection of Ladies Costume Jewelry with some Gold; Large pillow Top Mattress Topper; Quilts & Comforters; Brunswick Regulation Slate Pool Table; APPLIANCES: [Whirlpool Upright Freezer, GE Stainless French Door / Bottom Freezer Refrigerator Like New]; PLUS MANY MORE ITEMS YET TO BE FOUND!

1966 Cherry Red Ford 6cyl. Mustang Automobile w/ 86213 Miles [sold w/ reserve]

EXMARK Lazer Z 25hp w/ 60in Zero Turn Mower w/ 158 Hrs Campbell Hausfeld 60 Gal. 220vt / 1ph. Vertical Air Compressor [Super Sharp]

Club Car Battery Golf Cart; Kayak; Cub Cadet 1850 Hydro Lawn Tractor; Cub Cadet RZT Zero Turn Mower; Porter Cable Pressure Washer; DeWalt 11 Drawer Rolling Tool Box [ Like New]; Cra sman Rolling Tool Box; Stihl MS 170 Chain Saw; Husqvarna Weed Eater; JD Mounted Lawn Tractor Sprayer Unit; Selection Hand & Garden , Shop Tools; Electric Limb Pole Saw; Stihl Gas Leaf Blower; Plus Many More Items Yet To Be Found e Shop!!

Terms: Cash or Good Pa Check • Seller: Brad Rishel Sr. Estate

Lunch Available * Job John * Tents if Needed

AUCTIONEERS: Michael David Weaver 17696 Russell Rd., Allenwood, Pa. 17810

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Greek Concordance entry #25). It is a whole-hearted and unconditional expression of love offered by someone who is devoted to loving another person, regardless of that person’s willingness to receive the love offered or to reciprocate in kind. It is an extraordinary expression of love — and one that God expects us to offer to everyone fully. Yes, everyone. Jesus spoke of agapao in the Beatitudes:

You have heard that it was said, ‘Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ But I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, that you may be children of your Father in heaven. He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous. If you love those who love you, what reward will you get? Are not even the tax collectors doing that? And if you greet only your own people, what are you doing more than others? Do not even pagans do that? Be perfect, therefore, as your heavenly Father is perfect. Matthew 5:43-48 God the Father loves, agapao, the world. Because he loves everyone, he gives the life-sustaining resources of sun and rain to everyone. He blesses everyone with

the gift of his one and only Son (See John 3:16). He doesn’t bless just those who love and obey him; he also blesses those who deny his existence or even reject and hate him. In turn, God expects his children (our identity) to offer that same agapao love to everyone — even those who reject and hate us. OK. So what does that look like? How do we offer agapao love to people who reject God’s existence, or disobey God’s laws, or hate and mistreat us? It’s an important question to answer because wrong answers will result in wrong actions and bring about more harm than good.

Notice that God expresses agapao love to everyone by universally giving the basic resources of life: sun, rain, air, breath, heartbeat, time, grace, etc. Even the most corrupt and vile person receives these basic expressions of unconditional agapao love from God. It is his grace to all of us. Notice, however, that there are other blessings of grace not given. Jesus doesn’t mention peace, contentment, hope, approval, reconciliation with God, eternal life, abba-Father intimacy, etc. That’s because these expressions of God’s love are conditional They are based on our grace-awakened willingness to believe (John 3:16), to confess Jesus is Lord and to declare his

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resurrection from the dead (Romans 10:9), to receive salvation by grace through faith (Ephesians 2:8-9), to trust in the Lord and to submit to him (Proverbs 3 5-6) fully, and to offer our lives as living sacri ces (Romans 12 1-2).

There are two expressions of agapao love that God expects us to offer to everyone respect and kindness. Our fellow humans are worthy of these expressions because they carry in their DNA the image of God.

When it comes to offering these expressions of agapao love to everyone, the major concern (really a fear) for most Christians is that respect and kindness will be interpreted as approval — that the people we love will think we are expressing a favorable opinion of their choices.

Agapao is a risk that God’s grace is willing to take to awaken the dead. Yes, evil people will enjoy God’s grace in this life. Some will misinterpret God s grace as approval. It is a miscalculation with dire eternal consequences. If people receive God’s grace without acknowledging God’s justice, it is because God is being patient with them:

The Lord is not slow in keeping his promise, as some understand slowness. Instead, he is patient with you, not wanting anyone to perish,

but everyone to come to repentance. II Peter 3:9 God commands us to offer the basic expressions of agapao love to everyone. They might misinterpret our love as approval, but it is not; it is the grace of love offered freely by those who have freely received it (See Matthew 10 8). So, with that understanding of agapao love, we are free to love everyone. Why Because God alone is the Lawgiver and udge (see ames 4 12). It is not my place to stand in judgment and condemn others. Who am I to think I have such authority Were it not for God s agapao love offered freely to me every second of every day, I would be lost and condemned. Because I have been given grace, I am compelled to give grace to others. They are worthy of my respect and kindness because God loves them. What they do with the kindness and respect I give is between them and God. When I let go of my fear that offering love will communicate approval, I am set free to agapao love everyone. Remember, perfect love casts out all fear (see 1 ohn 4 18).

Who is it that you are struggling to love today Whoever it is, let go of fear, udgment, and condemnation. Instead, embrace the freedom to love. It is your identity as a child of God.

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*1 East ParkStreet Hughesville Pa 17737* (Lycoming County Fairgrounds 3rd street entrance)

10A.M.- We will be o ering up this cozy 800sq. Ft. 2 bedroom 1 Full bath home sitting on approx. 7/10ths of an acre located in the Nordmont area Davidson Township. is home has several opportunities as it is nestled in a great area not far from the Muncy creek. It has electric and wood heat, petite kitchen with both counter space and cupboard space. e 1st bedroom Is approx. 11 1/2 . x9 1/2 . and the 2nd is approx. 10 x9 1/2 . It has a well and septic, it is located in the Sullivan county school district. e home will be sold with a very motivated seller!!!! For a private showing please contact Levi at (570) 560-9543. For pictures and listing go to auctionzip.com ID#45518, or on facebook at ”Levi Spring Auctioneering.” We Hope To See You ere!!!!

5pm.-Household,Collectibles,vintage furniture,Kitchenware good collection of tools including a shop press,cutting torches and more,We Hope To See You There For full listing and Pictur go to auctionzip.com ID#45518,or checkus out on facebooka LeviSpring Auctioneering (570) 560-9543 *Watch for upcomin ads fore more listing and details

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Real Estate Terms: 3% Buyers premium added to purchase price, Cashier or certi ed check in the amount of $5,000 made out to “Levi Spring Auctioneering” down the day of auction with remaining due in 45 days or upon delivery of good title, property to be sold with very motivated seller con rmation, buying as is where is no warranties or guarantees made by the auctioneer or the seller, statements made the day of auction take precedence over any previous material, the home was built pre-1978 possibility of lead base paint, any testing or inspections may be done at the expense of the potential buyer!!

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County Hall Corner: Moving Forward With Purpose

he Lycoming County Commissioners have spent years making di cult decisions, cutting where they could and protecting what they must. Scott Metzger, Marc Sortman, and Mark Mussina stood rm through eight consecutive years without raising property taxes, trimming budgets, and eliminating vacant positions to keep the county running without asking residents for more. That era of careful stewardship delivered results, but it also revealed limits that could no longer be ignored.

Earlier this year, the commissioners made a signi cant decision as they adopted the 2026 budget, implementing the rst property tax increase since 2018. The 0.50 mill increase raised the county rate from 6.5 to 7 mills, a change designed to offset rising operational costs and revenue constraints while maintaining a balanced budget without touching the county s fund balance. This decision came with purpose and a clear vision for the future.

The 2026 budget of $123.3 million actually re ects a 4.24 percent decrease from the 2025 spending plan, proof

that the tax ad ustment works alongside continued scal discipline rather than replacing it. The commissioners cut 31 vacant positions and reduced spending by $28 million over the last two scal years, demonstrating their commitment to e ciency before asking taxpayers to contribute more. These measures minimized the tax impact while positioning the county to address critical needs that have been deferred too long.

Infrastructure stands at the center of the county’s vision moving forward. The commissioners are pursuing a new General Obligation Bond this year to fund vital pro ects, most notably the construction of a permanent Coroner’s facility on Wahoo Drive. This facility addresses genuine operational needs and provides proper space for essential county services. Additional infrastructure improvements across Lycoming County will also receive funding through this bond, tackling pro ects that ensure the county s physical foundations remain sound for decades to come.

A new initiative, the commissioners call radical transparency, has emerged as a cornerstone of their approach to scal management. Every agenda item now includes detailed information showing

exactly which budget line-item funds speci c services, whether that money comes from grants or operating expenses. This level of detail educates taxpayers on the origin and destination of every dollar the county spends, removing mystery from the budget process and inviting public understanding of how government actually works.

The most signi cant long-term pro ect involves something that touches every property owner in Lycoming County. For the rst time since 2004, the county is moving forward with a full property reassessment to ensure taxes re ect current market values rather than data from over two decades ago. This massive undertaking will create fairness in the tax system by basing assessments on reality rather than outdated gures that no longer represent what properties are actually worth.

The commissioners continue supporting regional development pro ects that strengthen communities throughout the county. The Hughesville area housing pro ect continues to receive support as it addresses critical housing needs in a growing region. The county also allocated a $346,511 grant for the Central Forensics Facility Equipment Pro ect, investing in public safety infrastructure that serves the entire region.

Lycoming County stands at a pivotal moment between careful stewardship of

the past and necessary investment in the future. Moving from pure budget cuts to strategic scal ad ustments re ects changing realities and new opportunities. The commissioners balance these competing demands while maintaining transparency and inviting public participation in the decisions that shape how county government serves its people.

Public meetings take place every Thursday at 10 a.m. in the Lycoming County Board of Commissioners room at 33 West Third Street in Williamsport. These meetings offer residents the chance to witness county government in action, ask questions, and understand the reasoning behind decisions that affect their daily lives. The commissioners welcome public attendance and engagement, recognizing that informed citizens strengthen democracy.

The months ahead promise continued progress on signi cant initiatives for Lycoming County. From infrastructure investments to property reassessment to ongoing budget discipline, the county moves forward with clear priorities and measured steps. The commissioners have set a course that balances scal responsibility with needed growth, implementing modest increases while delivering transparency and long-term value. What unfolds through the rest of 2026 will shape Lycoming County for years to come.

Preservation Williamsport Invites Community to Try Their Luck at ‘Casino Evil’ Fundraiser

An evening of high-stakes fun and historic preservation will come together on April 18 as Preservation Williamsport hosts its annual “Casino Evil” fundraiser, a “roaring 20s Great Gatsby” themed casino night designed to support the city’s rich Victorian architectural heritage. This year’s fundraiser will take place on Saturday, April 18, 2026, from 5:30 p.m. to 10 p.m., at Farrington Place, 416 West 3rd Street, Williamsport.

This lively and engaging event features professional casino gaming tables, well-seasoned dealers, an open bar serving top shelf spirits, hors ‘d oeuvres, an oyster bar, and opportunities to win great prizes — all while supporting the preservation and celebration of Williamsport’s historic architecture.

prize drawings throughout the evening. “Casino Evil has become one of our most anticipated events,” said Chuck Anderson, President of Preservation Williamsport. “It’s a wonderful opportunity for people to come together, have a great time, and contribute to maintaining the beauty and history of our community.”

Tickets for this entertaining event can be purchased in advance for $75 at www.PreservationWilliamsport.com or in person at Fink’s Paint Store, The Peter Herdic House, and Keystone Furniture Restoration.

But behind the playful theme lies a serious mission.

Attendees are encouraged to dress in “Roaring Twenties” attire as prizes will be awarded to the best dressed male and female. It is also suggested that guests bring cash for the chance to participate in additional games and

Founded in 1986, Preservation Williamsport was created in response to growing concerns about the deterioration of the city’s historic homes — many of them built during the late 19th century, when Williamsport earned its reputation as the “Lumber Capital of the World.” The organization formally incorporated in 1990 and has since worked to protect and promote the city’s distinctive Victorian architecture,

particularly along the renowned Millionaires’ Row district.

One of its most signi cant achievements came in 2004 with the acquisition of the Rowley House, a Queen Anne-style mansion that now serves as a museum and centerpiece for educational programs, tours, and community events.

Proceeds from Casino Evil directly support the maintenance of the Rowley House and other preservation initiatives, helping to ensure that Williamsport’s historic structures remain standing for future generations. Funds also assist with the nonpro t s operating costs and broader efforts to promote heritage tourism and public education.

Organizers say events like Casino Evil are essential to sustaining preservation work.

Historic preservation is an ongoing investment, supporters note. Community events not only raise funds but also bring people together to appreciate the stories behind these buildings. In addition to Casino Evil, Preservation Williamsport hosts a variety of programs throughout the year, including seasonal events, tours, and educational outreach designed to connect residents and visitors with the city s past.

As the cards are dealt and roulette wheels spin, Casino Evil offers more

than just a night of entertainment — it gives attendees a chance to play a role in preserving the character and history of Williamsport itself.

Preservation Williamsport would like to give special thanks to its generous supporters and to everyone whose donations are still pouring in:

– Kay Ertel

– Farrington Place

Bill Hoffmann

Chuck and Karla Anderson

– Dean Muller

Doc’s Side of the Moon

Edward ones Financial Advisor David Tanney

– Eiderson Dean

Fink s Paint Store

– Gold Leaf Frame Shoppe

Harvest Moon Bowling Lanes

– Herdic House

– Dr. John Piper

– Jim and Donna Maule

ourney Bank

– K & C Collectibles

– Keystone Furniture Restoration

– Kintra Wealth, LLC

Mid-State Beverage

– Patinaz

– Petro’s Jewelers

– Rust and Shine

– Susquehanna Gallery and Frame Shoppe

– Salon Simoné Woodlands Bank

Prime Real Estate Opportunity! Seize the opportunity to own a successful, well-established bar and restaurant paired with a move-in-ready home on 4.67 acres. This truly is a turnkey investment that combines proven commercial income with comfortable, convenient living. This business boasts a loyal clientele and a strong operating history, representing a reliable revenue stream for the new owner. The bar & restaurant benefited from a significant remodel in 2015 including the addition of outdoor dining in the warmer months. This is more than just a business for sale; it’s a complete lifestyle & financial package. Liquor License and all necessary fixtures, furniture, & equipment are included to ensure the new owner a seamless transition. Call for more info/financial details.

LISTED BY: DEVIN O’ROURKE – 570-772-4809

611 S. MAIN ST., MUNCY

As soon as you walk through the front door, this home just feels right—warm, inviting, and full of character. Nestled on 1.4 acres along historic Main Street in Muncy, this beautiful 4-bedroom, 2.5-bath colonial, offers the perfect blend of comfort and charm. Inside, you’ll find a spacious layout designed for everyday living and entertaining. The guest quarters offer privacy and flexibility, while the finished basement is a true highlight—complete with a wet bar and pool table, and additional family room with fireplace, ready for game nights or hosting friends. The three-season room offers a peaceful retreat with beautiful views of the backyard. Step outside and imagine the possibilities—the large barn out back holds potential for a workshop, studio, or even a future guest house or tiny home conversion (subject to approvals).

LISTED BY PATRICIA SMAY – 570-916-3592

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The Roving Sportsman… Scouting for Spring Gobblers

The one-day Youth Hunt for spring gobblers is Saturday, April 25, 2026, and the following Saturday, May 2, 2026, is the opening day of the month-long Pennsylvania statewide spring gobbler season, which runs until May 30. With less than a month to go before the season begins, the timing is perfect to spend time scouting for spring gobblers.

Preparation for spring gobbler hunting actually takes on two forms. First, after the lack of exercise most of us have experienced over the winter months, it is important to focus on getting back into physical shape — particularly regaining the strength of your legs and the endurance of your lungs if you plan to cover any distance in search of a long beard this season. The second goal over the next few weeks is to locate some turkeys and spend as much time as possible watching them from a distance to learn their travel routes and feeding locations. Hopefully, turkeys have started to show up at the places you have hunted in previous seasons, but if not, you still have time to access new locations. Don’t delay in connecting with new locations — the sooner, the better. It is only common sense and good courtesy to seek permission to

hunt on someone’s property well before the season begins. You will nd a landowner or two who might allow you to access their property if you make contact early. Still, few farmers or landowners appreciate someone showing up the day before or on the day of the season’s opening to seek permission.

Once you have determined where you will hunt, it is time to do the legwork. It would be great to spot some birds feeding in a nearby eld as you travel the back roads and hills, but if not, the more time you can spend hiking old logging roads, the greater your chance of spotting turkeys or some signs that they are in the area. After the long winter months of little food available, the birds will be traveling and doing a lot of scratching as they pass through forested areas in search of food. Pay particular attention to areas with an abundance of oak trees, especially white oaks. Make sure to check for signs of turkey scratching under wild grape vines, black cherry and beech trees, as well as picked corn elds.

Many spring gobbler hunters, before the season begins, like to drive the back roads or hike through the woods looking for signs, and call from time to time to see if they get any response from any turkeys in the area. I strongly urge you to consider not making any turkey calls prior to the

season. Often, when a gobbler that is in hearing range hears your call, he may move in your direction and do so without gobbling in response to your call. There is a good chance that a bird approaching you silently will spot you and reverse course, and you will never know he was in the area. You didn’t see the bird, you never knew he was there, and all that you managed to do was educate the bird that what he heard was actually a hunter, not a hen turkey. If you must make a call of any kind to attempt to get a response from a nearby gobbler, use a locator call of some kind. The cawing from a crow call, the hooting from an owl call, or the raspy call of a peacock will sometimes evoke a response from a gobbler, and he won’t come

your way trying to see what actually made the call. The wailing of a coyote call will also work sometimes to make an old Tom gobble back in de ance. If your time is limited or you just want to expand your scouting, consider placing several trail cameras in areas where you suspect activity to capture images of passing birds. Well-placed cameras will identify which birds are in the area — are they all hens, or are there a few jakes or longbeards in the ock as well If there are no apparent feeding areas where you can locate the cameras, place them along old logging roads, as game of all kinds, including turkeys, frequently travel them. Remember to Always Positively Identify Your Target — and Beyond!

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Obviously, we outdoor types pay close attention to opening days, especially the opening of trout season and the deer gun hunting season. While the opening of the gun deer season is still a ways off, our trout season is now underway.

challenging.

Still, the smaller streams were owing well and apparently quite productive.

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I’ll be honest, I don’t trout sh on opening day because I like to have some space around me when I m working with my yrod. The other reason I don’t hit opening day is that I have already been on the trout stream, shing the special-regulation catch-and-release sections on certain streams.

That said, a good number of shermen are hitting the trout waters on the opening morning, and from what I m hearing, the shing has been fairly productive in several locations.

Apparently, some of our larger streams, like Pine Creek, were a bit more di cult to sh due to higher water levels, making wading more

While there is still a pretty good number of people lining the banks of our lakes and streams, it does not appear to me that those numbers are anywhere near what they were years ago.

Speaking of lower participation, it certainly seems the same is true of our opening day of gun deer hunting season. A good number of folks believe that the lower participation on opening day of the gun deer season is largely due to the change in the opening day.

Since 2019, the opening day has been the Saturday after Thanksgiving, rather than the Monday following Thanksgiving, as it had been for many years. There appear to be many hunters who feel that change has had a negative impact not only on hunting but also on many businesses that depend on hunters coming into hunt-

SHORT NOTICE PUBLIC AUCTION

Located On Site 2897 Euclid Ave. South Williamsport PA. Watch For Auction Signs Day Of Sale Along Rt. 654 In Duboistown.. SAT., APRIL 18 TH AT 9:30AM Preview Day of Sale Starting at 8:30 A.M

FORD WIDE FRONT END 8N THREE SPEED TRACTOR W/ THREE POINT HITCH * NEW HOLLAND SKID STEER W/ PERKINS DIESEL ENGINE * JOHN DEERE RIDING MOWER * VINTAGE MAYTAG KICK START ENGINES * GUNS INCLUDING SHOTGUNS AND RIFLES * HARDER LOCK HAVEN PERCUSSION RIFLE * AMMUNITION * SLOT MACHINE * ANTIQUES * FURNITURE * SALVA ORGANOLA BARREL ORGAN W/ EXTRA BARREL ROLLS * SALVA CRANK ORGAN * SEBRING JUKEBOX * ADVERTISING ITEMS * PRIMITIVES * COLLECTABLES * PRINTS AND FRAMES * LARGE ANVILS * BLACKSMITH TOOLS * SEVERAL POWER & HAND TOOLS INCLUDING CRAFTSMAN * GENERATOR * DRILL PRESS * LAWN & GARDEN TOOLS * SILVER COINS INCLUDING SILVER DOLLARS * 14K GOLD DIAMOND RINGS * JEWELRY * DRILL PRESS * BAND AND TABLE SAWS * STAKING TOOL BOX CABINET * BENCH VISE * LAWN BOY LAWN MOWERS * CHAIN SAWS * GAS POWERED WEED TRIMMERS AND HEDGE CLIPPERS * COPPER BATH TUB * SEVERAL BOXES OF HARDWARE * HOUSEHOLD GOODS * WINE MAKING SUPPLIES * SANTA BLOW MOLD * SCRAP METAL * HUNDREDS OF ITEMS NOT LISTED. PLAN TO ATTEND!

TERMS: NO BUYER’S PREMIUM. WE ONLY ACCEPT CASH OR GOOD CHECK. RETURNED CHECKS ARE SUBJECT TO A $30.00 FEE. ALL ITEMS SOLD AS-IS, WHERE IS. STATEMENTS MADE ON DAY OF AUCTION TAKE PRECEDENTS OVER PREVIOUSLY WRITTEN MATERIAL. PLEASE BRING CHAIRS.

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Outdoors with Ken Hunter… Opening Days
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ing territory and staying at many of our hunting camps. Those businesses probably included gas stations, grocery stores, restaurants, coffee shops, and any others that hunters used when arriving for those rst few days of deer hunting season.

What’s interesting is that two bills have been introduced to change that opening day; one bill proposes returning to the Monday after Thanksgiving, and another proposes separating opening dates for the northern and southern parts of the state.

Republican Senator Gene Yaw and

Democrat Senator Lisa Boscola have introduced a bill that would, in fact, move our opening day of deer gun season from the Saturday following Thanksgiving back to the Monday following Thanksgiving. The Game Commissions plans to nalize regulations for the 2026-27 season at the April 11 meeting. I’m sure this meeting will get a lot of attention from hunters.

In the meantime, I hope to get back out on some trout streams, especially if things warm up again and the water levels drop a bit on our larger streams.

PUBLIC ESTATE AUCTION #649

THURSDAY, APRIL 16, 2026 AT 5PM

LOCATION: 92 Industrial Park Rd., Muncy, PA (Selling at our Gallery on the Farm, Look for the Windmill)

Antiques Collectibles Furnishings PA Other Milk Bottles

Ertl Die Casts Trucks Banks

5:00 Or there ‘bouts-(Outback): Misc. Box Lots Misc. Furniture items Standing Plastic Shelving units Garden Misc. Hand Tools Milk Bottles Ertl Die Cast Trucks Banks Treadmill MORE!

5:45 –Or there ‘bouts- (Main Hall): Antiques Collectibles Usual Assort. of Kitchen wares, utensils small appliances MUCH MORE!!

6:30 Furniture: Pc. B/R Set Dark Pine drw mirrored dresser drw chest drw cherry style chest Framed matted water color paintings (Joyce Hewitt Belk “Creek Bank” PA Artist, Carol Slusser Fraind “Country Garden??”) MORE!.

Terms: Cash or Good PA check. Credit cards w/ loss of 3% Cash Discount. All items are sold “AS IS, WHERE IS” with all faults. No guaranties made by the seller expressed or implied. Statements made day of auction take precedence over previously printed materials.

Notes: FULL LISTING Pictures on auctionzip.com (enter auctioneer #5545). Come and enjoy the evening with us. Food Available seats provided. “NO” buyers premium. Severe weather date 04/18/26 @3:00 pm.

Twenty- ve years ago, my interactions with Rich Zalonis were common. As a football statistician at South Williamsport, our meetings occurred weekly. But despite living in the same community, our paths have seldom crossed in recent years. Thus, I was surprised when he walked into our team s dugout prior to a recent softball game in Hazelton.

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my time. Sometimes when I m doing four or ve games a week, it can get a little hectic, but it keeps me involved with sports, and it s been a lot of fun.

The what are you doing here question was quickly answered when Rich explained he was doing a sports broadcast for the Hazelton School District.

Daily ob commutes for most area workers are comparatively short. For South Williamsport s Zalonis, it was a 58-minute drive to Troy that gave him his rst high school head coaching ob and a one-hour, 19-minute trek to Hazelton that is providing an en oyable retirement gig. He is thankful for both and has en oyed the ride.

It s not a bad ride, he explained. I ve lived in South Williamsport for years, and I taught in Troy, so I m used to commuting. Not teaching anymore, I don t have to rush around and can take

Zalonis was raised in the Mahanoy Area School District, but moved in with his brother, ohn, and his sister-in-law, Charlotte Zalonis, after his parents passed away. Enrolled at South Williamsport as a freshman, he played football for four years. After graduation, he attended Lock Haven University, where he also participated in football.

Following graduation, he got his rst teaching ob at Troy, where he taught and coached for seven years, serving one year as its head football coach. He returned to his Alma Mater, serving three years as an assistant on his brother s staff, until 1995, when he became the Mountaineers head coach for six seasons. He later served at Lycoming College on Frank Girardi s staff and concluded his active coaching career on Mike Pearson s staff at South.

Using his own words, Zalonis then faded into oblivion until a chance meeting in the Philadelphia Airport led to an opportunity presented by im Webb to do weekly football games alongside coal region broadcaster Paul

Bo. Their rst game as a duo was at Central Mountain against Williamsport. They hit it off immediately and worked on Webb Weekly broadcasts for several years.

A few years ago, Paul called me stating that the Hazelton School District was expanding its sports broadcasting operations and offered me an opportunity to again work with him as the color analyst, Zalonis explained. We do game broadcasts for football, boys and girls basketball, baseball, and softball. We broadcast on the school district s YouTube. We can t see us, but you can hear us and watch the games.

People play sports, talk sports, and others get the chance to coach the game. Occasionally, a coach may get an opportunity to describe the game from the other side behind a microphone. Zalonis has traveled that path.

It s different because you are not responsible for the lives of kids. But it comes down to how much you want to excel at it or not. It really depends on how good you want to be at it. We prepare diligently. We try to get the names of the kids right. The preparation between coaching and broadcasting doesn t really change. If you want to be good at anything, you must prepare to do so.

I ve had some wonderful experiences since I ve been broadcasting. I ve worked with Bob Ide at Fox TV and have lled

in when needed with him on several football games, and that s been a treat.

The Hazelton girls basketball team has been phenomenal the last three years. We have broadcast when several players, both boys and girls, scored their 1,000th point. Have seen a lot of great games that have been milestone moments for me. Covering 6A schools is a different experience. Those schools have so many more players to choose from, which elevates the level of competition. This year, the Hazelton boys basketball team didn t have a great season by their standards, but they had several players at 6 4 , and that opened my eyes a little bit after doing so many broadcasts of smaller school games.

Anytime I do a broadcast, I try my best to avoid any blooper-type moments. But those moments do occur when I might misread something, mispronounce a name, or some information may change. The last game I worked, I called a senior a unior, which is not a big mistake, but it matters to the player involved. So far, I ve been fortunate to avoid any ma or on-air blunders.

An old saying exists referencing choosing the road less traveled. It symbolizes stepping out of comfort zones, embracing challenges, and accepting uncertainty. As a young football coach, Rich Zalonis would never have envisioned the roads he is now traveling. But he is certainly glad he accepted the challenge.

The Masters

All of the golf fans are tuned in for the rst major. I don’t know about you, but I nd myself completely glued to the television the second weekend in April. Instead of shing or mowing the lawn, I will lock myself in the addition with a loaf of bread and a two-liter bottle of Coca-Cola. It’s a “tradition unlike any other.”

I WANT TO GET ONE OF MY GUITARS. Tell Dad to let you in. I’VE TRIED. I AM BANGING ON THE DOOR. IT’S LOCKED. HE WON’T ANSWER HIS PHONE.

I have never been to Augusta National. Many of my friends say the HD television cameras don t do her any justice. What? The rolling hills and magni cent Magnolias are pretty sharp on this new 65inch Panasonic. Relax. It was GG’s purchase. The layout is superb, and the course itself is absolutely awless. Every blade of grass is simply perfect. Everything is stunning. ust

ma estic. I will even go outside to hit some op shots in the morning. MOM. DAD UST BLADED A WEDGE INTO PAULA’S GARDEN. On purpose NO. BUT I THINK HE SHOULD COME INSIDE. HE UST DID IT AGAIN. Yes. The views are splendid, and the golf is just as brilliant. The Masters bring out the very best in the world s top players. Tons of history. Augusta is like no other. Beautiful. ack Nicklaus and Gary Player got things moving. Tiger was again the topic of conversation. Poor guy. I won’t get into the details. Day one didn t disappoint. The leaderboard is stacked with the top guns. Rory got off to a blazing start a few others like Scottie Sche er, Patrick Reed, ustin Rose, and Gary Woodland played well. I can t wait.

OK. Here is the scoop. The 2026 Masters will have been played by the time we go to print. My editor needs her stuff by Friday. Happy Birthday, Steph. I usually pipe on

down the fairway and my deadline.

Then there are times I completely whiff. Last week doesn’t count. I had the front page. So, predicting a champion is rather tough.

But I can almost guarantee it will be one of the eighty-nine golfers who tee it up. My lovely bride s money is on Ludvig Aberg. He is a stud. If you don’t know what he looks like, gals- look him up. I was cheering for Freddie. He was on re early.

The Lycoming Warriors and I watched the rst 18 with our phones and the late-night recaps. We were playing in a tournament in Shamokin Dam. The boys enoyed the weather, and Lycoming had two teams in the eld. Yes. Ten players. A record. Some golfed well. Others struggled. No worries. It was ust like the Masters. Props to freshman Tre Lesperance, who nished third with a 76. Impressive. I also

want to give some love to unior ay Huber. ay had his very rst holein-one on Wednesday. ay used an 8 iron on the uphill 158-yard par 3 17th at Williamsport Country Club. Playing with Huber were freshman Tre Lesperance, Hill Meserve, and Colby Seiler. They went absolutely nuts. The boys celebrated at Sheetz. No need to ask what ay shot the next day at Susquehanna CC. It doesn t matter. My man is a legend. An ace. Hopefully, there is room for a photo. That s the highs and lows of this game.

The Masters really inspires me to start playing again. I know that I am not alone either. There is something super special about this legendary tournament. It moves the average golf fan. Does anyone else lock themselves in the basement Who else goes outside to hit a few chips during a commercial break I tend to watch the action with a club in hand. Maybe stroke a few putts on the living room carpet. It s normal. A “tradition unlike any other.” Cheers.

Jamie Spencer

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MINI DACHSHUND/CORGI Cross Puppies. 3 Silver Dapples, 4 Black Tri’s. 5 Females, 2 Males. $300-550.00. Extremely Cute. 570-725-2092 Extn:0 .198232

COCKAPOO PUPPY Ready Now. Call For Price. 570-2955110. 198521

WELSH CORGI PUPPIES

Born March 6th. Shots And Dewormer Up To Date. Family Raised. Brown & White And Tri Colors Available. $425.00. Call Michael At 570-816-8243 To Schedule To Meet Your Furry Friend. Leave Message Or Call At 6pm. 198231

BUNNIES

VERY CUTE BUNNIES For Sale. Lots Of different Colors, $20.00 Each. 570-538-2318. 198389

LIVESTOCK

ROUND PENS ALL SIZES. Livestock Panels. Immediate Delivery. 570-916-3309. 198527 REPORTS

JERSEY SHORE LIVESTOCK MARKET LLC & FLEA MARKET: The following items were sold on April 9th, 2026: Beef Calves: $16.00 to $26.75 per pound; Beef X Calves: $14.00 to $23.25 per pound; Holstein Calves: $1.75 to $20.00 per pound; Fats: $1.85 to $2.46 per pound; Cows: $0.70 to $1.94 per pound; Bulls: $1.75 to $2.17 per pound; Feeders: $0.20 to $3.60 per pound; Goats $65 to $390 per head; Lambs: $3.00 to $ 4.05 per pound; Sheep: $ 0.35 to $ 1.80 per pound; Hogs: $0.15 to $ 0.70 per pound. 1308 S RT 44 HWY, JERSEY SHORE PA 17740. 198532

EVENTS

YARD SALES

ADVERTISE your Yard Sale, Garage Sale, or Rummage Sale! Only $7.95 for 5 lines! Contact Jaimie Today!! Call Webb Weekly at (570) 326-9322 or email classieds@webbweekly.com

WANTED TO BUY Jewelry, Glass Chickens On Nest And More, Glass Chickens. Christmas, Teapots, Cookie Jars, Plastic Outdoor Decorations. Call 570-5467303 Leave Message And Number. 198396

APRIL 17TH & 18TH - 8 to

2. Butter Churns, tree stand, tools, nascar die cast, girls 10/12 clothing, puzzles, dog crate, adj bed frame and much more. 2190 Eckard Rd., Cogan Station. 198459

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 17TH Pizza

MARY’S MARKET 9873 Route 220 Jersey Shore. Buying Green Depression Glass. Come Check Us Out. Hours, Thursday Through Sunday 10-5pm. 570259-1886. 198531 1713 SAND HILL ROAD. Friday, April 17th, 8-2. Saturday, April 18th, 8-12. Rain Dates April 24th & 25th. Lots Of Christmas, Craft Supplies, Patio Set, Fire Pit, Rugs, Furniture, Meat Cutting Board, Band Saw, DVDs & VHS, Books And Much More. 198518

GARAGE SALE

GARAGE SALE REAR Of 639 Beeber St. Saturdays 9am-1pm. Variety Of Items . 198368

GARAGE SALE - 313 Eckmont Ave., South Williamsport - 4/17 & 4/18, 9-2pm. Vacuum Cleaners, Shop-Vac, AVON Products, Household Items, Free Plants. NO EARLY SALES!! 198230

ESTATE SALE

PERFECT-2-PERFECT is having a whole home estate sale at 285 Grimesville Rd, Williamsport, NEXT WEEK on Apr 2324. Thurs 8:30am-3pm Friday is 8:30am-2pm. Saturday sales will only be in the event of snow. Lots of great furniture & furnishings with 2 oors packed along with a 2-car garage. Go to onlinetradingassistant.com for photos and information. 198418

B&S ESTATE SALES next sale will be Thursday (4/16) and Friday (4/17) from 8 to 5 and Saturday (4/18) from 8 to noon at 317 Lyons Ave, Williamsport Pa 17701. This sale is the one for people who like vintage and collectibles. We have everything from beautiful furniture (inc many antique pieces), vintage collect-

ibles (inc early 1900’s 5-gal pepsi syrup cans, a coca cola sign, military items, a porcelain sign, advertising pieces, and much more), household goods, artwork, holiday items, vintage clothing, toys, glassware, tools, kids items, and much more. There is something there for all collectors. Come see us for another great sale. Parking will be tight along the side streets, so please be respectful of people’s driveways. The following week, we will be back at the re hall again for a sale, including items from 6 or more estates around the area. That sale will include 7 vehicles (2 cars, 2 trucks, a motor home, a motorcycle, and possibly more). We will also have a selection of hunting items (guns and ammo), shing, and camping items. These are 2 sales you don’t want to miss. For more information text/call Sue at 570-428-2824. 198506

BENEFIT SALE

HUGE INDOOR CHARI-

TY BENEFIT SALE Thursday, April 16th Through Saturday, April 18th, 7am-5pm Daily In The BASEMENT Of The Pleas-

ant View Wesleyan Church, 994 East Penn St., Muncy. Please Enter Through Back Door, Chair Lift At Steps. 100% Of Charity Bene t Sales Will Be Split Between Sonlight House, Touchaheart, Sojourner Truth Ministries, The Kindness Project, And Our Church’s Operation Christmas Child Shoeboxes. 198520

RUMMAGE SALE

HUGE RUMMAGE SALE ST

PAUL CALVARY UNITED METHODIST CHURCH, 1427 Memorial Ave, Williamsport. Marine Corps League Will Sell Hot Dogs In Parking Lot. Saturday April 18th, 8am-2pm. 198398

CHURCH SERVICES

HESHBON PARK UNITED METHODIST CHURCH

2898 Heshbon Road, Williamsport (Turn Off Of Lycoming Creek Road) Pastor Jane O’Borski.

Worship 9AM, Sunday School 10:15 AM. 196796

EAGLE MOUNTAIN WORD OF FAITH CHURCH 1804 Bloomingrove Road, Williamsport. Sundays 10am. 570-4470162. 198019

DUBOISTOWN CHURCH

133 Summer Street. Sunday 10am. “The Feast of Unleavened Bread”. 717-813-3992. 198043

GENERAL MERCH.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT’S IN YOUR WATER? Leaf Home Water Solutions offers FREE water testing and whole home water treatment systems that can be installed in as little as one day. 15% off your entire purchase. Plus 10% senior and military discounts. Restrictions apply. Schedule your FREE test today. Call 1-866-9961526. M11

SAFE STEP. North America ’s

#1 Walk-In Tub. Comprehensive lifetime warranty. Top-of-the-line installation and service. Now featuring our FREE shower package and $1600 Off for a limited time! Call today! Financing available. Call Safe Step 1-833-356-1954. M11

PREPARE FOR POWER

OUTAGES TODAY - Generac Home Standby Generator. Receive a free 5-Year warranty with qualifying purchase. 855-9486176 to schedule a free quote. It’s not just a generator. It’s a power move. C11

BATH & SHOWER UPDATES in as little as 1 day! Affordable prices - No payments for 18 months! Lifetime warranty professional installs. Senior military discounts available. 1-877543-9189. C11

CONSUMER CELLULAR

- same reliable, nationwide coverage as the largest carriers. No long-term contract, no hidden fees free activation. All plans feature unlimited talk text, starting at just $20/mo. Call 1-877-3051535. C11

PREPARE FOR POWER OUTAGES TODAY with a Generac Home Standby Generator. Act now to receive a FREE 5-Year warranty with qualifying purchase. Call 1-855-465-7624 today to schedule a free quote. It’s not just a generator. It’s a power move. M11

CONVERT A BENCH/ PICNIC TABLE Pair $125.00. Very Nice Countertops, Sink And Faucet, $75.00. Vintage Wooden Highchair, $65.00. Library-Style Table, $250.00. Call 570-5472205. 198522

GOOD THINGS TO EAT

TRADITIONAL APPLE BUTTER. Pints, Quarts, Half Gallons. Near Clarkstown 570244-6149. 198020

HEALTHCARE

DON’T LET THE STAIRS LIMIT YOUR MOBILITY! Discover the ideal solution for anyone who struggles on the stairs, is concerned about a fall or wants to regain access to their entire home. Call AmeriGlide today! 1-844-317-5246. M11

DENTAL INSURANCE-Physicians Mutual Insurance Company. Covers 350 procedures. Real insurance-not a discount plan. Get your free dental info kit! 1-855-526-1060 www.dental50plus.com/ads #6258. C11

PEACE OF MIND & EARLY DETECTION - Now more than ever, it’s important to get screened for Stroke Cardiovascular Disease risk. Life Line Screening is simple painless. 833-970-4172. C11

PORTABLE OXYGEN CONCENTRATOR may be covered by Medicare! Reclaim independence and mobility with the compact design and long-lasting battery of Inogen One. Free information kit! Call 877-305-1535.

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DENTAL INSURANCE from Physicians Mutual Insurance Company. Coverage for 350 plus procedures. Real dental insurance - NOT just a discount plan. Do not wait! Call now! Get your FREE Dental Information Kit with all the details! 1-877-5531891 www.dental50plus.com/ macnet #6258. M11

MOBILEHELP, America’s premier mobile medical alert system. Whether you’re home or away. For safety peace of mind. No long term contracts! Free brochure! 1-888-489-3936. C11

DON’T LET THE STAIRS LIMIT YOUR MOBILITY! Discover the ideal solution for anyone who struggles on the stairs, is concerned about a fall or wants to regain access to their entire home. AmeriGlide today 833-399-3595 C11

WANTED TO BUY

CALLAHAN’S ANTIQUITIES

381 Broad Street Montoursville, PA. ALWAYS BUYING Quality Antiques, Gold, Silver Top Prices Paid With Immediate Payment. One Piece or Whole Estates. “Member of Certified Appraisers Guild of America”. Open Thursday, Friday, & Saturday 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. 570-368-2597.

1978021

TOP DOLLAR PAID for old vintage guitars! Gibson, Fender, Martin, Grecsch, Rickenbacker, Epiphone, Etc. 1930’s to 1980’s. Call 866-433-8277. C11 BUYING RECORDS!!! Sonic Ascension Records Is Buying Albums And 45’s. Rock, Blues, Jazz, Punk, And Metal. No Collection Too Big Or Small. Cash Paid On The Spot! Call 570-360-3486 Or Find Us On FaceBook. 198210

WANTED: SECTIONAL

COUCH. Also, Wicker Porch Set. 570-538-1361. 198370

WANTED: QUEEN SIZE Bedroom Set. 570-547-0712. 198372

HEALTHCARE EMPLOYMENT

HELP WANTED, DOC’S SIDE

Of The Moon, Linden. Now hiring Part time Cook. Bartender. 570-3987675. Ask for Mike. Cook and bartender are separate positions. 198525

WANTED: AI VIDEO CREATOR for Memorial Tribute. Experienced AI video creator to produce a heartfelt memorial video. Less than 2 minutes in length, combining photos, a short clip, and music. Call (570) 320-7240. 198535

HOME HEALTH AIDES

NEEDED In Surrounding Areas For Williamsport, Lock Haven And Lewisburg. Call 570-6518069. 198533

SMITH FURNITURE SEEKING Full-Time/Part-Time Sales With Some O ce Skills. Call For More Details 570-295-8552. 198526

JANITORIAL/CLEANERS. Part time cleaning positions open in the Lewisburg area. Mon-Fri 5:30pm to 9:00pm Or Mon, Wed, Th, Fri 5:30pm-7:30pm & Tu 7:30pm-9:30pm. Pay rate $15/hr. Call or text 717-324-1552

BUSINESS SERVICES

PEST CONTROL: Protect your home from pests safely. Roaches, Bed Bugs, Rodent, Termite, Spiders & more. Locally owned affordable. For service or inspection today! 833-8600657 Have zip code ready! C11

HANDYMAN, SMALL JOBS ONLY. Mike 570-506-4669. 198534

JACUZZI BATH REMODEL

can install a new, custom bath or shower in as little as one day. For a limited time, waiving ALL costs! (Additional terms apply. Subject to change and vary by dealer. Offer ends 12/31/25) Call 1-844826-2535. M11

POOL SERVICE: OPENINGS Starting At $200.00. Call Dylan 570-917-2593. 197810 CLEAN-OUTS, JUNK REMOVAL, Brush Removal, Hauling. 570-377-0428. 194586

NO MORE CLEANING OUT GUTTERS. Guaranteed! LeafFilter is backed by a no-clog guarantee and lifetime transferable warranty. Call today 1-855791-1626 to schedule a FREE inspection and no obligation estimate. Get 15% off your entire order. Plus, Military & Seniors get an additional 10% off. Limited time only. Restrictions apply, see representative for warranty and offer details. M11

RICHART’S FURNITURE REFINISHING AND REPAIR We Make Spindles, We Fix Most Any Loose Chairs. We Also Paint Metal, 570-584-3215. 197305

WEED WHACKING, Brush

Hog & Mulching. 570-377-0428. 194587

HAULING, CLEANOUTS, Brush Removal, Mulching. Fully Insured. Call 570-439-1934. 198217

JACUZZI BATH REMODEL

can install a new, custom bath or shower in as little as one day. Limited times, we’re waiving all installation costs! (Additional terms apply). Subject to change and vary by dealer. Offer ends 12/31/25 Call 1-844-501-3208. C11

AGING ROOF? NEW HOMEOWNER? STORM

DAMAGE? You need a local expert provider that proudly stands behind their work. Fast, free estimate. Financing available. Call 833-640-4753. Have zip code of property ready when calling! C11 NO MORE CLEANING GUTTERS GUARANTEED! LeafFilter backed by no-clog guarantee & lifetime warranty. Call 1- 833-610-1936 to schedule FREE inspection/estimate. Get 15% off your entire order. Military & Seniors get additional 10% off. Restrictions apply, see rep for details. C11

BECOME A PUBLISHED

AUTHOR. We want to read your book! Dorrance Publishing trusted since 1920. Consultation, production, promotion & distribution. Call for free author`s guide 1-877-729-1920 or visit dorranceinfo.com/ads .C11

REPLACE YOUR ROOF with the best looking and longest lasting material-steel from Erie Metal Roofs! 3 styles & multiple colors available. Guaranteed to last a lifetime! Limited Time Offer up to 50% off installation Additional 10% off install (military, health 1st responders.) 1-833-370-1234. C11

WATER DAMAGE CLEANUP & restoration: A small amount of water can lead to major damage and mold growth in your home. Our trusted professionals do complete repairs to protect your family and your home’s value! Call 24/7: 1-833-887-0117. C11

SUNSET VALLEY BAKERY

OPENING DAY WILL BE APRIL 17 TH

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63 Barger Rd., Jersey Shore

Fridays 10am-5pm

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Additional 10% off install (for military, health workers & 1st responders.) Call Erie Metal Roofs: 1-855-338-4807. M11

HOME BREAK-INS take less than 60 seconds. Don’t wait! Protect your family, your home, your assets now for as little as 70¢ a day! Call 855-401-1151. C11

BECOME A PUBLISHED

AUTHOR. We want to Read Your Book! Dorrance Publishing-Trusted by Authors Since 1920 Book manuscript submissions currently being reviewed. Comprehensive Services: Consultation, Production, Promotion and Distribution Call for Your Free Author`s Guide 1-866-4821576 or visit http://dorranceinfo. com/macnet. M11

HEALTHCARE MUSIC

G & W SOUND. DJ Music For Any Occasion Small Or Large. 570-220-5512

HEALTHCARE LAWN CARE

PROFESSIONAL LAWN SERVICE: Fertilization, weed control, seeding, aeration & mosquito control. Free quote. Ask about rst application special! 833-860-0811. C11

YARD CLEAN-UP, Low Limbs Cut. Small Lawns Mowed. 1 Man Crew, Reasonable. 570-322-3256. 198380

RICHARD'S LAWN CARE AND LANDSCAPING. Mulching, Mowing, Trimming, Retaining Walls, Spring Cleanup. PA064570. 570-772-1588. 198513

Jersey Shore Area School District

has the following anticipated full-time certi ed openings for the 2026-2027

Middle School Learning Support Teacher

Certi cation: Special Education N-12 or Special Education PK-8

Jersey Shore Elementary Grade 4 Teacher

Certi cation: Elementary PK-4

High School & Middle School Guidance Counselor

Certi cation: Elementary & Secondary School Counselor PK-12

All applications for teaching positions must be submitted online at: JSASD.org>Employment>Current Openings> Corresponding Application Link

Include letter of interest addressed to Dr. Brian Ulmer, 175 A&P Drive, Jersey Shore, PA 17740, resume, PA Standard Teaching Application, certi cation, Act 34, 151, and 114 clearances, and 3 letters of reference.

Deadline for applications is April 17, 2026, at 4:00pm

JSASD is an Equal Opportunity Employer

D & M LAWNCARE LLC. We Are Looking To Add Residential And Commercial Customers For Mowing. Insured and Affordable. Please Give Us A Call Today For A Free Estimate. 570-337-1606. 198022

DAVID’S LAWN CARE RESIDENTIAL

WE ARE LOOKING TO ADD NEW CUSTOMERS FULLY INSURED MULCHING-MOWING-SPRING CLEAN-UPHEDGE TRIMMINGWEED WHACKING FREE ESTIMATES IF NO ANSWER LEAVE A VOICEMAIL I RETURN CALLS 570-323-4014 OR 570-9161843. 198365

Mountain Ridge Excavating Services “Unearthing Possibilities”

2218 State Rt. 87 Montoursville, Pa. 17754 (Phone: 717-629-7951) Email: sb.winters66@gmail.com • HIC #: PA200597

• Project Management

• Consulting

• Site Work

• Driveways

WE

Utilities

Retaining Walls

Landscaping

Footers • Land Clearing

Free Estimates • Licensed / Insured • Over 37 years experience • Storm Water

SCOTT'S LAWN CARE. OUR 27TH YEAR IN BUSINESS! SPRING AND FALL CLEANUP. Residential And Commercial Mowing And Landscaping. Free Estimates. Fully Insured. 570-4196326. 198023

HEALTHCARE CLEANING

NEED A CLEAN HOUSE? No Time? Call ME! I Will Get Your Home Looking Great So You Can Relax! Great Rates, References Available Upon Request. For An Estimate Call Joyce 570238-1796.

NO TIME TO CLEAN? If You Are Busy With Life And Cleaning Your House Is Just Too Much, Call Me And I Will Take Care Of It For You! Years Of Experience And References Too. Call To Discuss Rates And Services 570220-3664

FINANCIAL

INFLATION IS AT 40 YEAR

HIGHS. Interest rates are way up. Credit Cards. Medical Bills. Car Loans. Do you have $10k or more in debt? Call NATIONAL DEBT RELIEF and nd out how to pay off your debt for signi cantly less than what you owe! FREE quote: Call 1-866-272-0492. M11

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INFLATION IS AT 40 YEAR HIGHS. Interest rates are way up. Credit Cards. Medical Bills. Car Loans. Do you have $10k or more in debt? Call National Debt Relief and nd out how to pay off your debt for signi cantly less than what you owe! Free quote: Call 1-844-955-4930. C11

• Snow Removal

DIRECTV Stream - Carries the most local MLB Games! Choice Package $89.99/mo for 12 mos Stream on 20 devices at once. HBO Max included for 3 mos (w/Choice Package or higher.) No contract or hidden fees! Some restrictions apply. Call IVS 1-866-859-0405. C11

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REAL ESTATE

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Jersey Shore Area School District

has an anticipated opening for a rst shi , Head Cook Position for the 2026-2027 school year. For applications, go to jsasd.org>Employment> Current Openings>Application Link. All quali ed individuals should submit a classi ed sta application, letter of interest addressed to Food Service Director, Jody Paulhamus, resume and Act 34, 151, and 114 clearances to: Jody Paulhamus, Food Service Director 175 A&P Dr., Jersey Shore, PA 17740 or Jpaulhamus@jsasd.org

Deadline for application is until position is lled. JSASD is an equal opportunity employer

JERSEY SHORE LIVESTOCK MARKET LLC

April 23rd Feeder Sale (approx 700pm start)

Trucking available or to consign: Tyler 570-898-0130

May 2nd: Consignment & Long Gun Sale - 9:00am

accepting consignments:

Mon. April 27th - Fri. May 1st (9:00am-6:00pm)

ursday (9:00am-3:00pm only)

Accepting all types of consignments..

NO JUNK, NO TIRES, NO HOUSEHOLD ITEMS!

Items will be listed on proxibid and gotoauction, also follow our facebook page for upcoming sales & pictures.

To Consign: Tyler 570-898-0130 or 570-556-6696. AU:005424 Ed Pepper

NEED CASH QUICKLY? We buy houses in any condition. Get a fair cash offer within 24 hours! Call today. Liz Buys Houses: 833359-4707. C11

WE BUY HOUSES Any Condition/Any Situation. No Hassles, Quick Cash. Call 570-989-1938 . 198024

WEBB WEEKLY CLASSIFIED ADS GET RESULTS. CALL CLASSIFIED DEPARTMENT AT 570-3269322

APARTMENTS

2 BEDROOM LUXURY APARTMENTS

Downtown Williamsport. Fully Furnished. All Utilities, Wi-Fi And Parking Included. Private Rooftop Patio Deck. All Linens And Kitchen Accessories Included. Flexible Leases. No Pets, No Smoking. $1,600/Month. 570-916-3309. 198528

PUBLIC AUCTION

On Site

Fri., Apr. 17, 2026 • 4:00pm At 333 Bayard St., S. Williamsport, PA.

Antiques and Garden Equip.

Tools, Household Furniture, Adv. Signs, Collectibles & Primitives

Auction Conducted by Fry’s Auction Inc. 570-419-1340

Alan Fry • AU1615-L

COMMERCIAL UNIT

7,000 SQ. FT. STORE FRONT COMMERCIAL At

4th And Diamond Street, Newberry. 2 Bathrooms, $2,500.00

Monthly. Gas Heat, Very Reasonable Utilities, Air Conditioned, Parking. 570-916-3309. 198529

CEMETERY LOTS

2 BURIAL LOTS In Twin Hills Cemetery, $1,500.00 Each. 570971-9313 . 198042

2 BURIAL LOTS In Twin Hills Cemetery, $1,500.00 Each. 570-312-0783. 198112

VAULT AND PLOT OF LAND For Sale At Twin Hills Cemetery. Choose Your Own Space. $4,500 OBO. 570-9661264. 198229

STORAGE UNITS

CLEAN, SAFE SELF STORAGESouth WilliamsportSelfStorage. comor call 272-230-8765. 198359

VEHICLES

SELL YOUR VEHICLE FAST!

WEBB WEEKLY CLASSIFIED ADS GET RESULTS. DIRECT MAILED TO OVER 58,000 HOMES AND BUSINESSES. TAKE ADVANTAGE OF OUR SPECIAL, 3 LINES FOR 4 WEEKS, ONLY $15.95. CALL CLASSIFIED DEPARTMENT AT 570-3269322

CARS

2015 CHEVROLET IMPALA 2LTZ. 45,000 Miles, Original Owner, Always Garage Kept, $15,500.00. Pristine Condition. 570-546-8912. 198228

MOTORCYCLES

2015 YAMAHA V-STAR 1300. $3,900.00. 570-312-0783. 198089 2005 GOLDWING TRIKE 1800cc. Asking $16,000. 570-7697235. 198514

PUBLIC AUCTION

Fry’s Auction Hall

Wed., Apr. 22, 2026 • 4:00pm

At The Hall • 400 Village Rd., Pennsdale, PA

Selling Antiques Guns sold at 6pm

Large Selection of Game & Animal Mounts. Furniture, Primitives, Hummels, Quality Smalls Pictures & Info on Auctionzip.com#8279

TRACTORS

BURKHOLDER’S REPAIR, Sales Of Farm Tractors, Repair, Restore, Paint, Etc. Turbotville, PA. 814-720-8845. 198530

RVS

2023 SHASTA 20RB for sale. Like new, used once. Well-maintained. Garage kept. Paid extra for a tarp over slide-out and a cover over bathroom fan. $21,500. Leave message (570) 220-3891. 198379

VEHICLES WANTED

GET A BREAK ON YOUR TAXES! Donate your car, truck, or SUV to assist blind and visually impaired. Arrange a swift, nocost vehicle pickup and secure a generous tax credit for 2025. Call Heritage for the Blind Today at 1-844-320-2804 today! M11

for the following positions:

Cooks, Servers and Restaurant Manager

If you are interested, please fill out an application at any of the Dolly’s Diner locations.

BUYING CLASSIC CARS, TRUCKS,SUVs **American and Foreign** Any Condition. Buying entire car collections. $$PAYING CA$H$$ Please call 717-577-8206 KRMiller1965@ yahoo.com . M11

WANTED! MOTORCYCLES! ANTIQUE AND CLASSIC. Honda, Kawasaki, Suzuki, Yamaha, Triumph, BSA, and other foreign models. $$PAYING CA$H$$ 717-577-8206 KRMiller1965@yahoo.com . M11

DONATE YOUR CAR, TRUCK, boat, RV and more to support our veterans! Schedule a FAST, FREE vehicle pickup and receive a top tax deduction! Call Veteran Car Donations at 1-877327-0686 today! M11 DONATE YOUR CAR TO VETERANS TODAY! Help and Support our Veterans. FastFREE pick up. 100% tax deductible. Call 1-800-245-0398. C11 ATTENTION

B & C Auto Wreckers Will Now Pay Top Dollar For Your Unwanted Cars, Trucks and Equipment. Licensed and Professional Service. Call For Details. 570-547-1040. 198025

Sealed Bids for Athletic Supplies and Uniforms

e Loyalsock Township School District is accepting sealed bids for the purchase of athletic supplies and equipment. Interested parties should contact the district office, 1605 Four Mile Drive, Williamsport, PA 17701, by calling (570) 326-6508 Ext. 1008.

Deadline for bid submission is Friday, April 24, 2026, no later than noon at the district o ce.

Loyalsock Township School District accepts the right to reject any and all bids.

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