Watch talk world calls jim skelton and michael davis out

1. jr Says:

July 13, 2010 at 2:01 pm

Geography professor Eyal Lalo taught me that Panama, China and Florida are cantons in Switzerland 6 1 Rate This

2. krane11367 Says:

July 13, 2010 at 2:46 pm

Gang, this is the moment I’ve been waiting for, personally…since…well, you’ll see. If you checked out my posts during the past couple of weeks, I’ve been hinting of this. Not that I knew anything in advance, of course.

FINALLY! This is gonna get good, I’m telling you. Lie about THIS, Lalo!!! C’mon, snake oil salesman….tell us another one! And bring Skelton and Davis along, you know, to tell us some more whoppers!

This is SO fucking cool.

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Big P Says:

July 13, 2010 at 6:05 pm

I am so fucking happy I could fall down!!

This is GOOD news for sure.

Fuck you Lalo and co.

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Diogenes Smith Says:

July 13, 2010 at 8:55 pm

I fear that this will not actually get much traction, but I am certainly hopeful, and it’s about time (pun).

Regardless, it is very important that this information be actively reported, and I applaud this blog for doing so. I likewise applaud the author of the email to the Swiss Federation for taking the initiative of reporting Invicta’s transgressions and hope he has the tenacity to carry on.

So many Lalo-lies have gone down the memory hole, and our slippery antagonists at Invicta/SNBC have gone thus-far untouched.

Let’s hope the Plasticase lawsuit catches Lalo out, as well as the DD fiasco, and now the Swiss Federation/Swinese problem.

But let’s not forget the Lalo-lie that really started things off for Invicta, the outrageous obloquy, vis-a-vis, “The Implausible History of the 1959 Russian Diver”: http://www.bdwf.net/forum/showthread.php?t=70940 I would dearly love to see this Lalo-lie laid bare.

P.S. As I understand that Jim Skelton and Mike Davis lurk here, I would like to leave a personal message for both: You are dirtbags of the first division, and I hope justice is served for your collective history of fraud, theft and general complicity with Lalo.

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Mikey Skelton Says:

July 14, 2010 at 7:57 am

Ya know … other than this being an issue with some credible seriousness it will be years before anything is done if anything at all gets done about it and by that time Invicta will have there practices changed and will use the excuse that they were some what ignorant to all the extacting details and such of the labeling since they are not members of the Federation and such.

Yeah Eyal will get out of it and Davis will still be working for him and Skelton will still be selling them and nothing will really change. This is a truth and reality that we all must at some point in time come to face.

Also the WG’s will never really hear about any of this if it comes to fruition since it will never be allowed to be on that site and those who mention it will be banned. Its not that they are hiding anything but they do want things kept quite and there are many on that site who would purchase a Rolex and smash it with a hammer on the dealers counter if Lalo, Skelton or Davis asked them.

They have a blind faith following that is what they all desire to help boost and fill there shallow ego’s. What makes me kind of wonder though is where is the 3rd partner of WG’s been lately? I aint seen Brucie boy lately … is he still around or is he maybe off somewhere in rehab detoxing from kool-aid he was addicted to.

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6. krane11367 Says:

July 14, 2010 at 11:21 am

Want proof that Invicta is a pure scam outfit, pure and simple? This was brought up on the WatchLords site, and it’s pure proof in the pudding: Anytime there’s been controversy about where a watch was made (Swinese), or a pure piece of shit (well, just name the TTV): ShopNBC pulls the videos from the broadcasts off their site.

Does Isomers do that? Bodyblade? Even Sensa?

Talk about an admission of guilt! I mean, that’s so obvious, it’s crazy. Gang, I know it’s gonna be a long time coming, it’s gonna be hard, and it may never happen, but I wanna see Lalo, Skelton, Davis, and Jill on a soup line, or worse. The cool feel of metal clinking around their wrists is too good for these lowlife scumbags.

And to think these obvious creeps have a coterie of even lower life forms as their “Watch Geeks” just boggles the mind. Only in America, where truth is dismissed as “haters.”

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Big P Says:

July 14, 2010 at 12:46 pm

Another well said post Krane!

It could take a long time, so what, the word is out, and spreading faster than the wg even know.

By no means is slopnbc the scapegoat, but they are not getting away without any blame on the matters at hand.

Let’s talk legalities, ramifications, the plastic case suit if won, will cost Invicta big time, and in big ways, the Depraz speedway debacle, in time, if won, would involve many facets, from customs, to Swiss federation law…etc, will probably just about sink the Incrapta watch group entirely.

The loyal wg don’t have to listen, and certainly don’t have to care, eventually in time, when the wg forum closes do to the MANY law suits against Incrapta, they will have no other choice but to shrivel and die, or for that matter, start posting elsewhere about their novelty of a watch collection.

I am amazed how slopnbc and it’s watch hosts and vendors, but especially Incrapta, are so damn proficient at taking people’s money and trust, I mean their really good at what they do, unfortunately.

I saw some old videos from slopnbc that was so god damn funny, remember when slop was selling 32 degrees watches???, holy crap, utter junk at it’s best, and those tinfoil thin chinese automatic movements, and John House pleading to purchase his line of dingy lame pieces, so funny and yet so sad.

Chase-Durer has left slopnbc for a long time now, I do miss them, because I trusted them, I guess they knew something ahead of all of us and didn’t want to be no longer associated with the slop.

Oh yeahhhh, if you want to vomit, I suggest watching slopnbc presentation of Ed Hardy timepieces, my unborn child could do better!!!

If I had a nickel for the amount of times I heard Eyal say, “this is the far east version” of the Swiss so and so, I would have a nice pile of change, he’s changing the way Incrapta is using the word Swiss, the past 2-3 weeks have been priceless, they are back pedaling as fast as they can make the watches.

Look at the 33 second youtube video where Eyal clearly says, “this is the far east version of the Ronda 5040d”, this means, ALL THESE YEARS HE WAS SELLING YOU AND SAYING TO YOU, this is the “SWISS” Ronda 5040d, when in actuality, HE WAS LYING HIS FRUITY ASS OFF with chinese product impersonating Swiss, what a douchebag, deserves a crack in the mouth, or 2, or 3…fucking deadbeat!!!

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Mikey Skelton Says:

July 14, 2010 at 12:51 pm

Krane … they already have the kewl feel of metal clinking around their wrists, they do where Invicta ya know.

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9. krane11367 Says:

July 14, 2010 at 1:47 pm

Mikey, So true…

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Big P Says:

July 14, 2010 at 2:14 pm

I forgot to mention, if you all want to puke some more, then I urge you to watch on slopnbc the “Adee Kaye” line, and big Al’s Lebauche co., Mr. Nisimov once was quoted on the slop saying to Skell boy, “You know Jim, the watchmakers at the LeBauche company have to go to watch school for 2 whole years”…OMFUCKINGGOD!!!, even Skellie had a hard time with his response.

A whole 2 years did you say Al, wow, and in Japan the chefs that serve Fugu(blowfish), with the deadly toxins, have a minimum of 25 yrs, no wonder Adee Kaye is on at 2am or better in the morning, same with a true sushi chef, minimum of 20 yrs or better to be a true sushi master.

I would rather purchase a watch crafted by yogi bear and boo boo than an Adee Kaye, slopnbc has become an embarrassment.

Let’s not let Tim(fishmouth)Temple skate away so easy, these salesman got it down perfect, sometimes it looks like he’s falling asleep with his eyes open, and boy oh boy, is he utterly repetitive in his vocabulary, puke!!!

What ever happened to “hot lips” Avi?, I saw her once on the slop, boy oh boy, would I like to frost her face with globs of protein.

She used to be on sloppy jewelery TV, and she wouldn’t shut the fuck up, she would find something interesting about roadkill if she had to sell it on TV, such garbage in a hot body…too bad.

I wish I could read some posts showing the people all the different quality levels in these movements, good and not so good, the real breakdown of the components and guts, great job on the Russian Diver however, great pics, great breakdown.

AAAWWWWW Fuck, I am getting AL-DENTE, need to rub one out, does anyone have Avi’s phone number?

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Mikey Skelton Says:

July 14, 2010 at 4:03 pm

Little P … why not be a good boy and think of Jimmy, Eyaly and Mikey all … well be a good little Geek and think of them while doing that.

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Big P Says:

July 14, 2010 at 5:30 pm

What??

Mikey Skelton is talking to me??? to me???

Hey Mikey, I go 6’2 270lbs(built) I will kick a fucking hole in your wimpy chest you cock sucking milk fed maggot!!!

Little P??? is that all you got???

Learn how to fucking spell you disease!!!

I think of Jimmy, Eyal and M. Davis the same way I think of you, not tough in real life, pussies to the fullest extent!

Your calling me a good little geek?

I am NOT A WATCHGEEK moron, never was one, that forum is for insipid pricks like yourself.

How does Jim Skelton’s salty pole taste Mikey???

NAH NAH Mikey, I have taste, I am into horology, not TV brand watches, I have R-EA-L timepieces, from trusted manufacturers, not clanky toys from slopnbc.

You lucky son of a bitch Mikey, because I said nothing to you or about you, your obviously Jim’s younger brother, or cousin who looks like him, I am getting nauseous thinking of your face.

Another thing Mikey Skelton, if you were in front of me with your tough guy attitude, you would beg me not to extinguish your pathetic existence, your the type of guy that acts one way behind your pc, and totally different in person…loser!!!

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Big P Says:

July 14, 2010 at 7:19 pm

My bologna has a first name It’s M-i-k-e-y My bologna has a second name It’s L-A-L-0-0 Oh I love to make fun every day And if you ask this is what I’ll sayyy Incrapta has a secret name It’s b-o-l-o-g-n-a fin

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14. betterskills Says:

July 14, 2010 at 11:23 pm

I can’t figure out why Mikey and Big P are fighting – yinz both hate Skelton/ShopNBC/Invicta…

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Mikey Skelton Says:

July 15, 2010 at 7:01 am

Now that is funny … somebody fighting with me, now that is hilarious. I read what he had to say and almost fell out of my chair trying to control my laughter.

Little P is nothing more than a unkempt Little “Person” trying to show the world he is somebody of some sort of importance when he gets behind his computer screen. Nothing more and nothing less than just another bloviating idiot that is not worth the effort to respond to again.

If it looks like we are in some sort of battle I will happily say that he wins since he’s not even worth showing up for.

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Big P Says:

July 15, 2010 at 10:33 am

The reason I was fighting with Mikey is because he called be little p, and he spoke down to me and said why don’t I be a good little boy!!!!

To me, wether he hates Skelton or not, hes being a supreme asshole with his mouth.

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Big P Says:

July 15, 2010 at 10:35 am

Mikey started it betterskills, just look at his post from July 14th at 4:03 pm not my fault, maybe I misread his post I don’t know.

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Big P Says:

July 15, 2010 at 10:38 am

Mikey Skelton, I will crush you like a grape. that’s only if your being a dickhead to me, you can fall off your chair all you want, but you started it.

Just try not to fuck with people who dont fuck with you and I have no problem.

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Big P Says:

July 15, 2010 at 11:22 am

Let me first apologize to betterskills, even though I feel I was provoked by Mikey Skelton.

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Jack Sparrow Says:

July 15, 2010 at 12:55 pm

Hey there peeps, why yall don’t just get along all nicey nice n stuff Big P ize agrees witcha, mickey started beefin on you for real I got me 17 invicts and so far 3 of em went for reapirs, I am still waitin on em, 3 1/2 weeks and still no watches returned peace peace and hair grease!

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21. betterskills Says:

July 15, 2010 at 1:40 pm

It doesn’t matter to me; if people wanna fight – have at it! But you guys are on the same page. Fight with Kenneth, he really craves the attention…

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Big P Says:

July 15, 2010 at 1:51 pm

OHHHHH YEAHHHHH Let’s kill Kenneth!!!!!!

That incrapta loving slopnbc sniveling primate.

Betterskills (the voice of reason)

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23. betterskills Says:

July 15, 2010 at 2:07 pm

“Kill” is a little harsh – but if the FEMA camps are real, he’s clearly someone who needs locked up in one.

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Big P Says:

July 15, 2010 at 2:23 pm

“KILL” Is just a figure of speech.

How about we call FEMA instead…lol 2 0 Rate This

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Jack Sparrow Says:

July 15, 2010 at 2:27 pm

yeh yeh guess what too they charged me some large ass spinach to pay for my warrantied repairs wussup wit that peace 2 0 Rate This

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Jack Sparrow Says:

July 15, 2010 at 4:51 pm

oh snap Im readin these there posts and wut not so basically whatcha yall sayin iz me invictas are fake?

I spoke to dem yesterdayas telling me my watches had to go overseas to switzierland n shit wtf is goin on over there? yo whoss in charge over there?

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27. krane11367 Says:

July 16, 2010 at 1:49 pm

People are starting to think that no action will be taken against Invicta for their shenanigans by the Swiss Fed, but I think these things take time, and they need indisputable proof and lots of it. That shouldn’t be hard, given the TV follies of Lalo, S. Fingers, Davis and company. Patience is key; even if it’s just more public reports of how Invicta does business, it will only blacken their sordid image even further. And what’s wrong with that?

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28. frenchy Says:

July 16, 2010 at 6:39 pm

i am loving these posts, but i have been watching the nbc lately, and jimbo is acting like his ol self again. i saw larry megan and his startech ronda troopers, and chinese buddies. as for sparrow, don’t worry buddy, you’ll get your watches back eventually, just not real soon, sorry, that’s just how invicta operates, no pulse.

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Big P Says:

July 16, 2010 at 6:50 pm

Krane, did you catch the Sturhling Original show last night?

Check this out, another live blooper unfolded.

Jim was showing an old world vintage style watch with a 72 power reserve, this watch has a “double barrel”, or 2 main springs to wind instead of just 1.

Anyway, this isn’t the first time slopnbc has had a live on air watch blooper, youtube the lupah that stopped ticking and minute hand gets stuck, very funny stuff.

So Jim started winding…and winding…and winding…and the “cage” that is supposed to mimic a “tourbillion” wouldn’t spin right away, so like a faulty crappy flashlight, Jim

whacks the watch against his wrist and hand to try to get it kick started, the look on their faces was “priceless”, and the Chinese are making strides my ass!

Hey Mikey Skelton, let by gone’s be by gone’s, where ya been?, take the olive branch Mikey…lol 1 0 Rate This

30. frenchy Says:

July 16, 2010 at 8:31 pm

I saw the youtube video big p, it was the seconds hand that stuck and went back n forth and yeah it was funny. watched sturhling but i missed the part where you say jim whacked the watch to work, im sure it was very funny.

Hey jack, don’t fret too much, you obviously haven’t dealt with invictas lack of customer service, WE ALL LIVE AND LEARN, and even then some still dont learn.

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31. krane11367 Says:

July 16, 2010 at 8:33 pm

Looks like SNBC was one long blooper reel last night. Later on came Croton, and David Mermelstein, on air with one of the female hosts said, “I’ll show you how easy it is to change the strap” on one of the better Ermex watches with the push-pin release straps.

The poor guy; he never managed to get the thing changed. Shop actually kept cutting away from the Merm as he struggled in vain to change the strap, which he never did; it felt life the segment went on for an hour, it was so painful to watch. Merm recently had a rotator cuff surgery, so I’m not blasting him – but just trying to point out that nothing SNBC tried to do with watches worked last night…including selling them, apparently.

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