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Hello! I'm the human behind Warren Tales. I have a degree in Poetry that I actually use every day, and I grew up in London, which is why our cards are so darn witty. Next time you read one, just imagine a sexy British accent laughing too hard at her own jokes, and it'll be like you're there with me. Warren Tales has been peddling puns since 2013, and with 7 Louie Award nominations (and counting), we're the Leonardo DiCaprio of the greeting card world. In every way, this job is an absolute dream: I make funny cards, work with incredible people, and travel the world being a huge nerd. As Leo himself once said, "If you can do what you do best and be happy, you're further along in life than most people." Thank you for your laughter and support! #givewarrentalesalouie

Lindsey Yuriko Warriner Peddler of Puns • Telephone: 619.865.0671 lindsey@warrentales.com • www.warrentales.com

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Warren Tales delivers witty and playful greeting cards, because with great friends, every day is an occasion! From sarcastic to sweet, these are cards they'll want to keep. Cards are blank inside and measure 5 1/2” x 4 1/4” (unless otherwise noted). Items are packaged in clear recyclable sleeves.

$100 minimum opening order No minimum on subsequent re-orders Single Greeting Cards - Quantities of 6 All Sets & Other Products - Quantities of 4

1-week standard fulfillment on orders of fewer than 200 items 1 to 3-week standard fulfillment on orders of over 200 items

Digital Catalog Easily search our online catalog at www.warrentales.com using the Find feature () to locate keywords and SKUs.

Shipping Pre-set rates are set based on order amount. For more details, please review our order form.


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9pm Birthday GC-1161 $2.50

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Ovary Happy Birthday GC-1140 $2.50

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Limerick Wish GC-1088 $2.50

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Never Forget Birthday GC-1160 $2.50

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Thanks For Everything GC-1190 $2.50

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Virtual Pet GC-1192 $2.50

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Thanks Move GC-1099 $2.50

Limerick Getaway GC-1123 $2.50

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Functional Adult GC-1239 $2.50

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Best Period GC-1141 $2.50

Couch Crash GC-1191 $2.50

2-4-6-8 GC-1149 $2.50

Thanks Languages GC-1131 $2.50

Limerick Support GC-1125 $2.50

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Labia Menorah GC-1229 $2.50

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Jewish Xmas GC-1118 $2.50

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Non-Denominational GC-1136 $2.50

Hanukkah Holidays GC-1158 $2.50

Family Holidays GC-1183 $2.50

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You Do You Holidays GC-1184 $2.50

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Jesus In August GC-1185 $2.50

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XXX-mas GC-1186 $2.50

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Baby It's Cold GC-1196 $2.50

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Limerick Toast GC-1145 $2.50

Season's Bleedings GC-1144 $2.50

Merry Clitmas GC-1230 $2.50

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NO-L GC-1167 $2.50

Let It Snow GC-1159 $2.50

Dog Holidays GC-1188 $2.50

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Connect Love GC-1009 $2.50

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Inflatulated GC-1084 $2.50

Light Up My Life GC-1085 $2.50

Cactus Love GC-1130 $2.50

Besties GC-1164 $2.50

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Love Forever GC-1137 $2.50

Haikutie GC-1045 $2.50

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Wife Love GC-1004 $2.50

Boyfriend Love GC-1005 $2.50

Husband Love GC-1007 $2.50

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Go Away Times GC-1170 $2.50

Best Period GC-1141 $2.50

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Let’s Bone GC-1060 $2.50

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Retired Life GC-1197 $2.50

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Dog House GC-1240 $2.50

Apt Sweet Apt GC-1034 $2.50

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Swiped Right GC-1200 $2.50

You're Engaged GC-1176 $2.50

So Excited GC-1233 $2.50

Proud Of You GC-1163 $2.50

Til Death Señors GC-1075 $2.50

Til Death Señoras GC-1076 $2.50

Til Death GC-1074 $2.50

Text Reads: Well Done, Whippersnapper!

Keep It Up GC-1117 $2.50

Three Cheers GC-1047 $2.50

Whippersnapper GC-1127 $2.50

Rock It GC-1154 $2.50

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Ejaculations GC-1231 $2.50

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You're Pregnant GC-1128 $2.50

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Growing A Human GC-1179 $2.50

Happy Labor Day GC-1143 $2.50

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You Did It GC-1080 $2.50

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Asshole Teenagers GC-1153 $2.50

Asshole Toddlers GC-1152 $2.50

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We're So In Sync GC-1142 $2.50

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Asshole Toddlers GC-1152 $2.50

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Asshole Adults GC-1173 $2.50

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Father Crap GC-1195 $2.50

Limerick Lucky GC-1146 $2.50

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Beautiful Person GC-1181 $2.50

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You Are Enough GC-1165 $2.50

I'm FINE GC-1001 $2.50

Being Testy GC-1234 $2.50

Reads: Fucked Up • Insecure • Neurotic • Emotional

Sorry Pup GC-1168 $2.50

Lo Siento GC-1016 $2.50

Urinal My Thoughts GC-1072 $2.50

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Warren Tales 2019-2020 Wholesale Catalog  

Warren Tales delivers witty and playful greeting cards, because with great friends, every day is an occasion! From sarcastic to sweet, these...

Warren Tales 2019-2020 Wholesale Catalog  

Warren Tales delivers witty and playful greeting cards, because with great friends, every day is an occasion! From sarcastic to sweet, these...

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