Warren Tales 2018-2019 Wholesale Catalog

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Wholesale Catalog 2018-2019

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I’d always been obsessed with all things paper, but became smitten with greeting cards in college and quickly started scouring shelves for the well-designed, well-made, and wellphrased. It became a fast passion and I began following small presses like bands—pining for a new release or limited print run—until finally, I was struck with the cockamamie idea of going into business.

Now, years later, Warren Tales is a national brand with an ever-growing catalog of new cards and printed products. We are so grateful for the enthusiasm of our customers, for new and exciting business opportunities, and for our success in this vibrant industry.

Cheers to great things coming this year!

Lindsey Yuriko Warriner Owner & Director • Telephone: 619.865.0671 lindsey@warrentales.com • www.warrentales.com

Our Product

Terms

Warren Tales delivers clever and playful greeting cards, where British wit combines with a sweet and colorful California style.

Cards are blank inside and measure 5 1/2” x 4 1/4” (unless otherwise noted).

Products are packaged in clear cellophane sleeves or clear plastic boxes and labeled.

$100 minimum opening order No minimum on subsequent re-orders

All Sets & Other Products - Min. Quantity of 4 Single Greeting Cards & Postcards - Min. Quantity of 6 1-week standard fulfillment on orders of fewer than 200 items 1 to 3-week standard fulfillment on orders of over 200 items

Digital Catalog Easily search our online catalog at www.warrentales.com using the Find feature () to locate keywords and SKUs.

Shipping Pre-set rates are set based on order amount.

For more details, please review our order form.

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Connect Bday GC-1061 $2.50 single

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new Limerick Stars

GC-1087

$2.50 single

Happy Bidet GC-1092 $2.50 single

Ovary Happy Birthday GC-1140 $2.50 single

Inspired by Star Trek

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Home Slice GC-1148 $2.50 single

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Prosperous Birthday GC-1129 $2.50 single

Limerick Wish

GC-1088

to place an order, please email lindsey@warrentales.com or say hello by phone at 619.865.0671

$2.50 single

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9pm Birthday GC-1161 $2.50 single

Limerick Party

GC-1086

Never Forget Birthday GC-1160 $2.50 single

Reads: Happy birthday, old chap

Awkward Birthday GC-1162 $2.50 single

Birthday Boogie GC-1107 $2.50 single

$2.50 single

Three Cheers GC-1047 $2.50 single

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Old Chap GC-1067 $2.50 single

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Sketch Bday GC-1202 $2.50 single

Happy Bee-Day

GC-1134

$2.50 single

single cards and postcards - minimum quantity of 6 • all sets and other products - minimum quantity of 4

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Connect Thanks GC-1011 $2.50 single $8.00 set (8)

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2-4-6-8 GC-1149 $2.50 single

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Thanks Victrola GC-1116 $2.50 single $8.00 set (8)

Thank Uterus GC-1139 $2.50 single $8.00 set (8)

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Thanks Languages GC-1131 $2.50 single $8.00 set (8)

Limerick Getaway

GC-1123

to place an order, please email lindsey@warrentales.com or say hello by phone at 619.865.0671

$2.50 single

six hilarious designs

Most Helpful GC-1099 $2.50 single

Thanks Wave GC-1035 $2.50 single $8.00 set (8)

Limerick Support

GC-1125

$2.50 single

single cards and postcards - minimum quantity of 6 • all sets and other products - minimum quantity of 4

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Connect Love GC-1009 $2.50 single

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$2.50 single

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Cactus Love GC-1130 $2.50 single

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Go Away Times GC-1170 $2.50 single

Rainbow foil

Inflatulated

We're So In Sync GC-1142 $2.50 single

Let’s Bone GC-1060 $2.50 single

Roses

GC-1078

$2.50 single

to place an order, please email lindsey@warrentales.com or say hello by phone at 619.865.0671

best seller Want Forever GC-1138 $2.50 single

neon red

Til Death GC-1074 $2.50 single

Partners In Crime GC-1065 $2.50 single

Love Forever GC-1137 $2.50 single

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neon pink Cards measure 3 1/2” x 4 7/8”

Letterpress

Til Death Señoras GC-1076 $2.50 single

Light Up My Life GC-1085 $2.50 single

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Haikutie GC-1045 $2.50 single Til Death Señors GC-1075 $2.50 single

Sketch Love GC-1212 $2.50 single

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Besties GC-1164 $2.50 single

GC-1058

Float My Boat

GC-1070

$2.50 single

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Disarm Me GC-1068 $2.50 single

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Love You S'more GC-1132 $2.50 single

I Swear GC-1044 $2.50 single

Inspired by Harry Potter

Fedorable

You Are Enough GC-1165 $2.50 single

The Coolest GC-1077 $2.50 single

Haikutie

GC-1045

$2.50 single

to place an order, please email lindsey@warrentales.com or say hello by phone at 619.865.0671

Cards measure 3 1/2� x 4 7/8�

Wife Love GC-1004 $2.50 single

Boyfriend Love GC-1005 $2.50 single

Husband Love GC-1007 $2.50 single

Letterpress

Girlfriend Love GC-1006 $2.50 single

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Custom Cards That Represent You and Your Neighborhood

Connect City GC-1156 $2.50 single

Connecting Small Towns to Big Cities & Beyond

For additional order details, and a current list of featured State, City & Town designs, visit www.warrentales.com.

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24 card opening minimum on new design requests.

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Connect the Dots orders come with free display copies.

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Connect Town GC-1155 $2.50 single

to place an order, please email lindsey@warrentales.com or say hello by phone at 619.865.0671

$2.50 single

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Connect Hey Sexy

Connect Nice Butt

GC-1113

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Connect Fuck Yeah

GC-1111

$2.50 single

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GC-1112

$2.50 single

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Connect Great GC-1063 $2.50 single

Reads: Well Done, Whippersnapper!

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GC-1127

Sketch Grad GC-1207 $2.50 single

$2.50 single

Best Period GC-1141 $2.50 single

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Whale I Never GC-1090 $2.50 single

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Proud of You GC-1163 $2.50 single

Apt Sweet Apt

GC-1034

to place an order, please email lindsey@warrentales.com or say hello by phone at 619.865.0671

$2.50 single

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Connect Dad GC-1097 $2.50 single

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Hound Is Home GC-1103 $2.50 single

Coolest Home GC-1135 $2.50 single

Keep It Up GC-1117 $2.50 single

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Rock It GC-1154 $2.50 single

single cards and postcards - minimum quantity of 6 • all sets and other products - minimum quantity of 4

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Little Onesie GC-1166 $2.50 single

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GC-1080

$2.50 single

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Asshole Toddlers GC-1152 $2.50 single

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Better Together GC-1093 $2.50 single

Asshole Teenagers GC-1153 $2.50 single

Happy Labor Day GC-1143 $2.50 single

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You're Pregnant

GC-1128

to place an order, please email lindsey@warrentales.com or say hello by phone at 619.865.0671

$2.50 single

Gender Reveal Card Sets

single cards and postcards - minimum quantity of 6 • all sets and other products - minimum quantity of 4

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Connect Boy GC-1095 $2.50 single $8.00 set (8)

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Connect Holiday GC-1062 $2.50 single $8.00 set (8)

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new Limerick Toast GC-1145 $2.50 single $8.00 set (8)

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Season's Bleedings GC-1144 $2.50 single $8.00 set (8)

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Jewish Xmas GC-1118 $2.50 single $8.00 set (8)

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Non-Denominational GC-1136 $2.50 single $8.00 set (8)

Hanukkah Holidays GC-1158 $2.50 single $8.00 set (8)

Limerick Jolly GC-1124 $2.50 single $8.00 set (8)

to place an order, please email lindsey@warrentales.com or say hello by phone at 619.865.0671

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Let It Snow GC-1159 $2.50 single $8.00 set (8)

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NO-L GC-1167 $2.50 single $8.00 set (8)

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Sketch Xmas GC-1224 $2.50 single $8.00 set (8)

Warm Wishes GC-1027 $2.50 single $8.00 set (8)

single cards and postcards - minimum quantity of 6 • all sets and other products - minimum quantity of 4

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Connect Hello GC-1008 $2.50 single

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Reads: Adulthood is overrated

I Miss You GC-1071 $2.50 single

Connect Miss GC-1010 $2.50 single

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Reads: Keep It Simple Stupid

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Adulthood GC-1101 $2.50 single

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Weather the Storm GC-1055 $2.50 single

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Keep It Simple GC-1115 $2.50 single

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Connect Sorry GC-1064 $2.50 single

to place an order, please email lindsey@warrentales.com or say hello by phone at 619.865.0671

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Feel Better GC-1066 $2.50 single

Ruff Day GC-1169 $2.50 single

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Sorry Pup GC-1168 $2.50 single

Lo Siento GC-1016 $2.50 single

Reads: Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?

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That Sax GC-1110 $2.50 single GC-1019

$2.50 single

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Sketch Oy Vey GC-1215 $2.50 single

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Sketch Jerk GC-1210 $2.50 single

gold foil

Mrs Lincoln

Urinal My Thoughts GC-1072 $2.50 single

I'm FINE

GC-1001

$2.50 single

Reads: Fucked Up • Insecure • Neurotic • Emotional

single cards and postcards - minimum quantity of 6 • all sets and other products - minimum quantity of 4

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Write More Letters GC-1051 $2.50 single $8.00 set (8)

Phone Hello GC-1102 $2.50 single $8.00 set (8)

other than that mrs. lincoln

how was the play?

Mrs Lincoln 8x8” Print AP-1019 $7.50 each

2 in 1 Greeting Card & Detachable Postcard

Perforated along the spine to produce a detachable postcard for the recipient to also send a letter of their own.

gold foil I'm FINE 8x10” Print AP-1001 $10.00 each

Kitchen Love 8x8” Print AP-1083 $7.50 each

Metallic silver ink reads: fucked up • insecure • neurotic • emotional

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to place an order, please email lindsey@warrentales.com or say hello by phone at 619.865.0671

#civilrightnow postcards & posters

proceeds from the sale of these products are donated to non-profit organizations

fund raiser

committed to the empowerment and equal protection of black, indigenous, immigrant, muslim, lgbtqia, disabled, poor, women, and all people of color. for donation details visit www.warrentales.com.

You have a voice! use these products to

postcards are printed on thick paper &

packaged in sets of 10 with instructions

CivilRightNow Refuge AP-1120 PC-1120 $6.00 single $5.00 set (10) 11x17” Poster 5x7” Postcards

Write to your representatives Share with your community Show your support Practice kindness new #readytomarch

CivilRightNow Progress AP-1122 PC-1122 $6.00 single $5.00 set (10) 11x17” Poster 5x7” Postcards

posters are printed on extra thick paper &

packaged flat with non-profit support info

CivilRightNow Fortify AP-1121 PC-1121 $6.00 single $5.00 set (10) 11x17” Poster 5x7” Postcards

CivilRightNow Empathy AP-1119 PC-1119 $6.00 single $5.00 set (10) 11x17” Poster 5x7” Postcards

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