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ƌƟƐƚ͕DĂƌŬŚĂƌůĞǀŝůůĞ ŽĨĞŶƚŽŶ͕>Ă͘ŚĂƐďĞĞŶ ĂĐĐĞƉƚĞĚƚŽƉĂƌƟĐŝƉĂƚĞ ŝŶƚŚĞ͞>ŽƵŝƐŝĂŶĂZŽĂĚ dƌŝƉ͟ƐŚŽǁĂƚƚŚĞEĞǁ KƌůĞĂŶƐ:ĂnjnjĂŶĚ,ĞƌŝƚĂŐĞ &ĞƐƟǀĂů͘͞>ŽƵŝƐŝĂŶĂZŽĂĚ dƌŝƉ͟ŝƐƉƌĞƐĞŶƚĞĚďLJ ƚŚĞEĞǁKƌůĞĂŶƐWŚŽƚŽ ůůŝĂŶĐĞĂŶĚĐƵƌĂƚĞĚďLJ EŝĐŬ^ƉŝƚnjĞƌŽĨdƵůĂŶĞ hŶŝǀĞƌƐŝƚLJ͘ŚĂƌůĞǀŝůůĞŚĂƐ ďĞĞŶĂƐŬĞĚƚŽƐŚŽǁƚǁŽ ƉƌŝŶƚƐ͘KŶůLJϱϬƉŚŽƚŽƐ ŚĂǀĞďĞĞŶĂĐĐĞƉƚĞĚŽƵƚŽĨ ŚƵŶĚƌĞĚƐƐƵďŵŝƩĞĚ͘ dŚĞƐŚŽǁǁŝůůŚĂŶŐĂƚƚŚĞ 'ƌĂŶĚƐƚĂŶĚĚƵƌŝŶŐƚŚĞ ĞŶƟƌĞ:ĂnjnjĂŶĚ,ĞƌŝƚĂŐĞ &ĞƐƟǀĂů͕ƉƌŝůϮϯͲDĂLJϮ͕ ϮϬϭϬ͘ DĂƌŬŚĂƌůĞǀŝůůĞǁĂƐďŽƌŶ ŝŶĂƚŽŶZŽƵŐĞ͕>ĂŶĚ ŐƌĞǁƵƉŝŶWŽƌƚůůĞŶ͕ >͘,ĞŝƐĐƵƌƌĞŶƚůLJůŝǀŝŶŐ ǁŝƚŚŚŝƐǁŝĨĞ>ŝůůLJĂŝŐůĞ ŽƵƚƐŝĚĞŽĨĞŶƚŽŶ͕> ŽŶƚŚĞZĞĚZŝǀĞƌ͘,ĞŚĂƐ ďĞĞŶƐŚŽǁŶŚŝƐǁŽƌŬ ƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŽƵƚ>ŽƵŝƐŝĂŶĂĂŶĚ ŶĂƟŽŶĂůůLJ͘ DĂƌŬĐĂŶďĞĐŽŶƚĂĐƚĞĚĂƚ͗ DĂƌŬŚĂƌůĞǀŝůůĞϭϵϲ,ŽƉĞ>ĂŶĞĞŶƚŽŶ͕ >ϳϭϬϬϲϯϭϴͲϵϲϱͲϬϵϭϭ ŵĂƌŬĐΛŵĂƌŬĐŚĂƌůĞǀŝůůĞ͘ĐŽŵ

ƵƐƚŽŵ ƌĂƉĞƌŝĞƐͲ ĞŝůŝŶŐ ŚĞŝŐŚƚ ϭϬ Ĩƚ͘ ͻ ϰ ƐĞƉĂƌĂƚĞ ǁŝŶĚŽǁ ƚƌĞĂƚŵĞŶƚƐ ƚŚĂƚ ͻ^ĞůĨͲĞĨĞŶƐĞͻ ĂƌĞ ĨƵůůLJ ůŝŶĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ ŽƌŶŝĐĞ ďŽĂƌĚ ĂŶĚ ĚƌĂƉĞƌLJ ƚŚĂƚ ĚƌĂǁƐ ͻ ^ĐŚƵŵĂĐŚĞƌ ĨůŽƌĂů ^ĞƌŝŽƵƐĚƵůƚ^ĞůĨͲĞĨĞŶƐĞͻ^ƚƌĞĞƚZĞĂů ŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůƚŚĂƚŝƐƐŽĨƚƉĞĂĐŚǁŝƚŚĂĐĐĞŶƚŽĨ ͻ<ŝĐŬŽdžŝŶŐΘƚƌĂĚŝƚŝŽŶĂů<ĂƌĂƚĞͻ&ƌĞĞ ŵƵůƚŝĐŽůŽƌƐͻWĂŝĚΨϱϬϬĞĂĐŚǁŝŶĚŽǁͻ ŝŶƚƌŽůĞƐƐŽŶͻ&ŝƌƐƚŵŽŶƚŚŽŶůLJΨϭϵ͘ϵϱ͊ͻ tŝůůƐĞůůĨŽƌΨϭϱϬĞĂĐŚͻϯϭϴͲϰϳϬͲϴϴϱϰ ƌ͘WŽŐƵĞ͕ϮƚŝŵĞh^<tŽƌůĚŚĂŵƉŝŽŶ  ͻ Z> ^ĞůĨͲĚĞĨĞŶƐĞ ͻ ϰϭϭ >ĂŬĞ ^ƚ͘ ͻ ƌĂƚĞĨƵůůŽĨĨĂĐŝĂůƚƌĞĂƚŵĞŶƚĐƌĞĂŵƐĂŶĚ ^ŚƌĞǀĞƉŽƌƚͻϯϭϴͻϵϭϴͻϵϲϳϭ ŚĂŝƌĐĂƌĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƚƐ͗YƵĂůŝƚLJďƌĂŶĚƐΨϮϱ͘ϬϬ ͻϯϭϴͲϰϳϬͲϴϴϱϰ  LQWKHNQRZƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůƐͲŚƩƉ͗ͬͬƐďŝŶƚŚĞŬŶŽǁ͘ĐŽŵͬƉŽƐƚͲĐůĂƐƐŝĮĞĚƐͲŚĞƌĞ Damn! It’s Over. Get your Mind OUt of the Gutter!

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