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How many ways can you say yellow? Lemon, canary, ochre, saffron, amber, golden, mustard... No matter what you call it, Tidbits this week is all about the color the eye sees when it perceives light within the wavelengths of 570 and 590 nanometers.

• The primary color yellow is the most visible in the spectrum because the human eye processes that color first. That makes it the logical choice for caution and warning signs, as well as fire engines, school buses, and taxis.

• Studies suggest that yellow has a stimulating effect on the nervous system and mental processes.

Yellow activates memory, which makes it a good color for a room used for studying. Contrasting shades of soft yellow tones have also been shown to stimulate the appetite, and for that reason these color combinations are often used in restaurants.

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3. ANIMAL KINGDOM: Which insect can indicate the temperature with accuracy?

4. GENERAL KNOWLEDGE: What is the fastest known bird in the world?

5. CHEMISTRY: What is the only metal that’s liquid at room temperature?

6. MOVIES: What was Baby’s real name in “Dirty Dancing”?

7. GEOGRAPHY: What country is bordered by the Atlantic and Indian Oceans?

8. PSYCHOLOGY: What is the fear represented in the condition “herpetophobia”?

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study that yellow was the color most visible from a distance, he painted all the vehicles yellow and the Yellow Cab Company was born.

It wasn’t long before he had a fleet of 40 taxis, and by 1925, it was the largest taxi company in the world with 2,700 cabs. In 1929, Hertz sold his shares of Yellow Cab to focus his attention on his new rental car business.

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So ask yourself this question when you’re tempted to fall prey to free financing: “If I can’t pay for it now, how will I pay for it in six months or one year?”

If you’re certain you’ll be able to save enough money every month to pay off the balance, do yourself a favor and start saving right now. Take cash to the store and you won’t have to fiddle with their annoying credit card applications and complicated paperwork. ***

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efits manager or insurance company to find out if your employer’s prescription drug coverage is considered “creditable.” (Creditable prescription drug coverage is one that is considered to be as good as or better than the Medicare prescription drug benefit.) If it is, you don’t need to enroll in a Medicare Part D prescription drug plan. If it isn’t, you should purchase a plan (see medicare.gov/find-a-plan) during your initial enrollment period or you’ll incur a premium penalty (1 percent of the average national premium for every month you don’t have coverage) if you enroll later.

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Dear Almost: The rules for enrolling org. Jim Miller is a contributor to the NBC Today show and he’d been on a carrier out at sea. He continued to in Medicare can be very confusing with all the author of “The Savvy Senior” book. appeal. And appeal. And appeal. different choices available today. But when

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Meanwhile, the Blue Water Navy Vietnam most cases, you should at least take Medicare Veterans Act (HR-969) was recently introduced Part A because it’s free. But to decide whether in the House of Representatives. The legislation THE LAW OFFICES OF to take Part B or not will depend on the size of will give AO presumptives to sailors and Marines your employer: who served in offshore waters of Vietnam.

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Porcelain Dish Puzzles Family

his own factory and began producing high-quality tableware and decorative objects. The public soon recognized the exceptional quality of his porcelain.

Rosenthal porcelain continues to be sought after in both Europe and the United States.

Your container was also used to hold jelly and jam. During the Victorian era, dinners were elegant events. They often served multiple courses, including oysters, fish, fowl and meat. Different flatware was designed for each course. So setting a can of condensed milk on the table would not have been acceptable presentation.

The piece was made around 1900. Similar pieces made by Rosenthal are selling on the Internet for around $200 to $325. * * *

This signature or insignia is on the front of a tall cameo vase that was given to me years ago. It is about 20 inches tall, has an elongated neck and is still in mint condition. The vase is decorated with green foliage against a pale yellow-green background, with a dark green base. The signature is towards the bottom of the vase near the foliage. Anything you can tell me will be appreciated.

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Enclosed is a photo of a porcelain jar with a matching plate that belonged to my grandmother. It is decorated with multicolored pastel flowers and gold trim. It stands about 5 inches tall, including the plate. On the bottom, we see a design -- a crown with crossed bars, with the letters “R. C.” and the words “Selb -- Bavaria -- Primrose.” Interestingly, the bottom of the jar has a hole in it about the size of a 50 cent piece.

We are all puzzled. No one in the family knows what it is used for, although there have been several suggestions. I hope you can provide information about the purpose, maker, origin, age and value of our myster y dish.

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You have a wonderful example of an Emile Galle vase. Galle founded his glass house in France, in 1867. After he died in 1904, his famous vases and beautiful glassware were still produced until 1913. Most of his pieces were signed. When he died, a star was added to the signature.

Your vase was made sometime after 1904 and is probably worth $1500 to $1800.

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One day, during the Reagan administration, my father tuned in a college football game. The quarterback was a hotshot by the name of Boomer.

Boomer was tossing touchdowns, cheerleaders were flinging all about and the stadium was going accordingly wild.

“That’s why you want to go to a big college,” my great, successful father, told me.

Not one ever to quarrel with any edict passed down by my parental guidance, I made them proud by attending just such a school, attaining mediocre heights. And I remember my very first football game as a member of the student section.

I remember the first key play of the game.

Why? Because there was this one dude standing on a riser in plastic shades shaking his car keys, admonishing us through megaphone technology to go ahead and shake our own keys! That cheer, I am guessing, would have been made more effective if we had, indeed, more than one solitary key and a flaccid, laminated dining card on our keychains.

Then, as we made annoying little fwappy flapping sounds with our key and card combo, we were offered this cheer: “Four and four is half of sixteen ... all for [the team], do the lean, lean!” And then we all leaned to the right and then we leaned to the left. We did this for little apparent reason or effect, because whatever we were doing wasn’t helping the team we leaned for, unless our game plan was to get destroyed by Florida State.

But that was then, and it was nothing a little Winona Ryder flick on the VHS couldn’t cure.

Fast-forward to today, and it’s a whole new world.

Student sections are all the rage, and while that’s kind of cool in theory, in practice it often is not.

We get it. You’re young and enthusiastic.

You need things to occupy your time 45 minutes before tipoff and 4.5 years before you occupy Wall Street. Nobody begrudged you that one week you all went viral and poured milk on your heads or did the Harlem Shake. But come on, lighten up a bit.

When ESPN does a remote from your prestigious college home court four hours before tipoff and you’re screaming like a banshee in face paint, you do not have to keep claiming that you’re No. 1. First of all, you’re not No. 1. Put your finger down. Secondly, you’re freaking out as if you took the brown acid every time the camera cuts to you.

It’s high time (no pun) to reassess.

Can’t you let up on the throttle a bit and just enjoy the game? Cheer like crazy, sure, but if you are cheering full force for six hours on a Sunday at a Catholic university, you’ve got to be either offyour-meds crazy or on crazy meds. You’re at least suspect.

I’m tired just watching you whip, but watching you nae-nae, too? I’d rather watch the game. * * *

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over 80% of people around the world agree that it’s the color of happiness. Yet it’s the colorNAPA Desert Area Corp. of mourning in Egypt, the color of sadness in• 2” x 6” Golf “Caddy” Greece, and represents jealousy in France.• Oct. 18, 2015 Vol. 11 - No. 43 In India, yellow represents a merchant or a CLIP AND SAVE farmer. In North America, we refer to a coward as yellow or yellow-bellied, yet in Japan the color yellow represents courage. Some religions associate yellow with deity, and the garb of religious leaders is yellow. In China, it is the color of glory, virtue, and wisdom. At one time, Russians associated yellow with mental instability and referred to an insane asylum as the “yellow house.”

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