PRE-RESURRECTION ISSUE
~tuheut 1£ife Published \IOLUME
XJll.
Weekly
by the Students
LOGA"i: UTAH, FRIDAY,
of .\PUii,
the
Utah
Agricultural
Colleg'l,
Nu~umn 20.
2:J, 1015.
STUDENT BODY AfifilES WIN LASTiSOPHOMORES ABOUT
tHOSES OFFIURS DEBATE OfSEASON I.
TOREGAIN LIFE
Election campaigning being In the last debate of the seaover, practically every one in ~on the Aggies came back with school is more than satisfied the old sp irit and won a unaniSOPHS DIE BY THE ELEGY IN A COUNTRY with the selection of our next mous victory, and incidentally THOUSANDS CHURCH YARD year student body officers. Rea broke even on the debating serrnarks have been heard on all ies Despite the fact that the 1'0 'J'HF. SOl'HO)IOHE CLASS One of the most heart renGmg sides that it would hav e made Denver "U" fellows had debatbui little difference which of r-d the question once before in A Soph there was cuul his life he th;'12"S happening in the coll~ge this year was the horrible spent the candidates won out for the G,,Iifornia, they seemed to be slau ghter of th e Sophomores. Even as you ancl I. various offices, as they were all dightly overshadowed at all honored, well meaning and well stages and did not talk with Languid ancl lazy his way he No one seems responsib le for the act and no one seems to know went , doing students of the College. that vim and confidence that The fact that the successfu l ,·eemed to radiate from our Following the course of this sad just why the extermination has occured. intent, ones were elected is evidence speakers. that in the eyes of the whole Harold Peterson opened the Till finally he came to the lancl Early in the year it was noticof Lent, ed that the Sophs appare ntly istudent body, they were the best debate for the affirmative and Whei·e even the Sophs shall had the same spirit that charpeople for the respective of- :-howed clearly the defects of the clie. acterized them a short time befices. present system of electing judgA. C. Carrington, our next es. A. Soph there was ancl his spirit fore, the previous spr ing. They showed signs of both mental and president, has the good will of Mr. Woolfe, of Denver, r eswas tried, physical activity and had promr,11. He has proved his execu- pnnded with a fluent and well Even as youi·s and mine. ising aspects for a successfu l iive ability this and other years worked up speech that the peo- Hut. his outward self his soul year. Shortly af ter however, it in the offices he has held. His pie were entirely competent to belied, qLiick thinking, hi s good sound ;IEct their judge s provided they A.ncl he came to _see that his was again notic ed that a few began to wan, one or two were judgment, his de~ire ~o see ~he wre given adequate· knowledg e hands wei·~ tiecl, icken with except ionally student body active m affairs, to rcognize the qualities of a So some of i~s lived but the most str large wish bones and a constant and above all, his winning per- iudge; to do this he proposed a I of us died, . shrinkage of backbone. The &onality is sufficient evidence "yste m whereby the possible Even as all must die. physiological sym ptoms began that he will be the proper man d'd t f th b h h 11 to be apparent, spirits wilted to lead and dl·r·ect the affairs of ~an ! a e or e • en~ s quesou c y es, .we died , fellows be given an exammatwn, . , there's the student body next year. tions to be mad e up and cor- no gettmg around 1t. It takes a and only a part of a man reIn the "Good Book," is the rected by the supre me court let to admit the t~~th, you main ed; finally the victims, sick datement, "It is not good for ''udges. these marks were to Lnow, when your wntmg from i.n life in general and "class" in man to be alone." Time has be publi shed throughout the away over here on the good particular, shrivel ed and died. Heroic efforts were made at fully proved the truth of this, etate and the judges nominated .:-iver Styx, but we have at !~st and so in order to have peace according ly by the direct pri- decided to become a corpse with this point to learn the exact and harmony in our student mary system. This he cla!r:ied neit~er energy, sympathy _or cause of the ma lady and many body affairs, Kathleen Bagley would eradicate the political feelmg. _I me'.1n by t~at spir- of the best scientists of the inwas elected to the position of evils and give to the electorate 1tu'.11 feelmg, for physical sen- stit ution lent every effort in asvi.ce president . Th ose who a sufficient knowledge to choose sat1011 left long ago when we certaining the cause and cure· know ·of her work on the Buz- good judges. ceased to be Freshmen. But for the dread disease. It was of zer staff of this year cannot Maughan, replying for the af- now that we ~re all safely land- no avail however, th e disease doubt for a moment her ability firmative, showed the evils C'd up h~~e with the _angels and spread with marvelous rapidity. to act as a competent advisor which invariably follow the di- ghosts, 1t s rather mce to eulo- It took Sophs by the dozens, At this point to the president, and if need be, rect primary system and out - gize a bit on our earth!Y car~ers, sparing no one. more was attempted in t0 take his place. lined the weakness of the pro- s_o, forgive us for ?emg. still a nothing Alta Calvert, known to us all vosed exami nation method, then Itt~Ie human, for I m gomg to curing. It was decided to let the as an exceptionally bright gave clearly the practice and thmk some about what we ac- disease make a complete exter mination. All of the outside student, has been elected for t~e (Continued on Page Two.) . (Continued on 1;age Two.) forces were used in burying the office of secretary. If there 1s Iaa=~;;;;:,;;;;~~;;:~~~~=;;;::a:=aaaa==========doubt in the minds of any one bodies. This was done by private as to her ability to wield the partie s and usually at midnight. ' pen let them call on Prof. PeNothing more has been heard der;en and he will, in less time from a Soph since. than it takes to tell it, remove Peculiar as this untimely all doubht from their mind s. · death may seem, however, other · It does not require a great things _have been more peculiar. amount of research work to Soon after the last corpse had learn of the success of DavP been buried, there came stra ng e Sharp, as cheer leader at the A. wliisperings through the atmosC. some years ago, and it is a phere that the Sophs were discertain knowledge to us all that satisfied with their new abode "Johnny" Sharp was overand wished to return to earth whelmingly successful as a again. These whisperings did cheer leader. · Since two brothnot seem to come from anyone ers have proved their excellence in particular but were interpretin this distingui shed office, are ed as mere ether waves. They :,,. /. (Continued on page six . ) continued, howev er, and a few of
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TRACK MEET U A. C. vs. B. Y. C. Saturday Afternoon EVERYBODY OUT