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JUNE 13, 2007
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VOLUME 96, ISSUE 80
ASG President relieved of duties by administration By Nick Georgiou News Editor The university administration relieved Kyle Morris, former Associated Student Government president, of his duties May 25 after learning of the allegation he did not meet one of the five qualifications to be president, said Joanne Smith, vice presi-
dent of student affairs. As stated in the ASG Constitution, ASG presidents must be classified as full-time students unless they are in their final semester of study. Morris, however, was not classified as a full-time student in the spring — taking four hours — and it was not his last semester of study. He needs six more hours and
expects to earn his degree in August. Smith and Vincent Morton, associate dean of students, met with Morris the day they relieved Morris of his duties to discuss the allegation. “Given the nature of what we knew at that point, we felt that we needed to relieve him until we can get to what exactly was
going on,” Smith said. There is nowhere in the ASG Constitution where it says administration can remove an ASG member from their position. “(Smith and Morton) came into the meeting with their mind already made up,” said Morris, who remains steadfast that he did not violate the ASG Constitution. “I told them regardless
of what they thought, in my opinion, the only thing matters is what the ASG Constitution says.” Only the ASG Supreme Court, the Senate and the student body can remove an ASG member from office, but none of them have taken any action to investigate the situation. “This is not an issue to the
students,” Morris said. “This investigation is typical knee-jerk alarmism from the division of student affairs over essentially a non issue. “(The administration is) hijacking the democratic process. And they are (attempting to hijack) the fundamental concept See MORRIS, page 3
From here to Corpus Contestants make their way to the coast for annual Texas River Safari By Clara Cobb Trends Editor
Monty Marion/Star photo LONG ROAD AHEAD: James Neely (left), Chuck Patterson and Justin Neely of San Angelo prepare their 24.5-foot carbon and Kevlar canoe for the 260-mile trip from San Marcos to Corpus Christi.
It’s dangerously high water with sweepers, strainers, logjams and more overhead obstructions. And that is just the beginning of the 262-mile race. According to the organization Web site, legend has it Frank Brown and Bill George decided to take their Vbottom boat, without a motor, from San Marcos to Corpus Christi in 1962. They accomplished their mission in about 30 days and decided that other people should have the opportunity to experience the same journey. So in 1963 they set up the first Texas Water Safari. Today the route is a nonstop canoe-racing adventure, which traverses miles of challenging rivers and bays, according to the Web site. Those who cross the finish line receive a coveted Texas Water Safari patch. The race requires entrants must have all provisions, equipment and items of repair in their possession at the start of the race, according to the Web site. Nothing may be purchased by or delivered to a team during the race except water and ice. Allen Pelce, Texas Water Safari Organization president, said 95 teams entered this year’s race. The organization expects 75 to 80 of the teams to finish by the 1 p.m. deadline June 13. Ashley Brown, anthropology junior, works in the Texas State Outdoor Recreation Center. She said an average canoe ride down the San Marcos River, from the Outdoor Recreation Center to Rio Vista Falls is approximately 30 to 45 minutes. “Canoeing is an upper-body workout,” she said. “It can be really difficult. Going downstream isn’t too bad, but it can very strenuous going upstream.” That is something safari teams quickly learned as they raced to meet the 100-hour deadline. Approximately 220 miles into the race, huge logjams stalled boaters, Pelce said. Participants were forced to drag their boats over jams ranging from 10 feet to several 100 yards long. Some racers got lost trying to avoid the jams near Alligator Lake, but overall water conditions were favorable. “We had great water,” Pelce said. “It was close to flooding on the lower river. On the upper river, we had above average water (levels). I really wouldn’t call it high water.” But the race is about teams overcoming any obstacle
— hell or high water. Teams consist of a one to six on the water who take turns manning the boat and a team captain, who follows the team in a car and provides provisions — water and ice only — to the team as needed, Pelce said. Safari veteran Connie Uliasz said her first year as a team captain was quite difficult. She spent several years racing on the roadways to meet her teams on the water with the water and ice they needed to complete the race. “I still got lost on a regular basis and had a difficult time finding some of the access points but I had decided to use Daniel Boone’s philosophy. He once said, ‘I’ve never gotten lost. Sometimes, I’ve just been very confused for a few days,’” she said. “This attitude worked fairly well for me and even when I had no idea of where I was, I knew that sooner or later I would figure it out and, more importantly, how to get where I needed to go. This helped me not get so stressed out, and being willing to trust myself.” Competitors on the water who have finished the race recall the murky hell: a river of snakes, fire ants and alligators. The “Gnarly 40” is 40 miles of tree-clogged river channel between Staples and Palmetto State Park and Hallucination Alley, which is wherever a participant gets so tired he or she start seeing things, are all remembered with a nostalgic love as they share their trials and tribulations at the checkpoints and at the race’s finish. Uliasz said her obstacles on the road helped her relate to those on the water. “I still think the driving is the most dangerous part of being a water safari team captain,” she said. “I have seen plenty of snakes, been bitten by lots of bugs and have gotten really stressed out about not making it to the next checkpoint in time to beat (the team members in the boat) there, but it really is the driving while reading directions and being half asleep that worries me.” Teams must be prepared to travel day and night nonstop to be competitive, but teams who occasionally stop for sleep have been able to reach mandatory checkpoint cutoff times and cross the finish line by the 100-hour deadline. Historically, as few as two teams have finished the race, according to the Web site. Those who love the competition are not in the race See SAFARI, page 7
Friends, family remember fallen Bobcats’ legacy Friends, family of fallen soldier remember his love, determination By Alex Hering News Reporter Winston Churchill’s decision not to falter in the face of defeat in World War II. Thomas Jefferson and other Founding Fathers’ of U.S. dissent from the Kingdom of Great Britain. President George W. Bush’s call to action on the part of the U.S. and the War on Terror. These are all decisions that have made an inevitable impact on the U.S. For heroes and the valiant, the answers to complicated decisions come swift and easy. For Michael Warner Davis, at the time a Texas State student, the answer for him after the events of Sept. 11 was to join the U.S. Army and specialize in becoming a combat engineer. He wanted to defend the U.S. in the Iraq war. His decision was swift and easy. This resolution led him first to Fort Leonard Wood, Mo., then to Fort Benning, Ga., and
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after earning his wings as an airborne sapper, he moved to Fort Richardson, Alaska. In December 2005, Davis came back to San Marcos to marry Taryn Guerrero. They lived together in Alaska until he received his orders to serve in Iraq. During his tour there, 22year-old Davis was the comic
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relief of his platoon, said his friend Phil Muzzy. Davis was viewed as a leader and someone all could trust by members of his unit. Muzzy said Davis accomplished more in two years than most do in a lifetime. Davis and two other soldiers lost their lives May 21 after a roadside bomb went off near their vehicle in Baghdad during clearance operations. He was posthumously awarded the Bronze Star Medal and a Purple Heart at his June 1 memorial service held at the Hays County Veterans Memorial. The Blue Star Mothers of America made a presentation at the memorial service as well as the Vietnam Veterans of America and the Patriot Guard Riders. It was clear he lived without regret and valued his family and the time he spent with them. Davis’ sister Jessica Bell said he would have been a great father and that was evident because of the way he wanted to See DAVIS, page 3
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Plaque dedicated to fallen alumnus in memorial service By Chelsea Juarez News Reporter About 75 friends and family members gathered Memorial Day to celebrate and remember the life of fallen war hero and Southwest Texas State alumnus Capt. James “Alex” Funkhouser Jr. He died exactly one year prior in downtown Baghdad while escorting a CBS news crew. An improvised explosive device went off at a checkpoint, killing Funkhouser, CBS cameraman Paul Douglas, soundman James Brolan and an Iraqi interpreter nicknamed “Sam.” Funkhouser was 35. He was married and had two children. In dedication to Funkhouser’s life, an inscribed bronze plaque was mounted in front of the Frio Building, where the ROTC is housed. The plaque is above a wooden bench and directly across from the flagpole outside the building. At the top of the plaque is an image of Funkhouser in full army gear flashing a friendly
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smile, something he was most recognized for. Beneath the image is an overview of Funkhouser’s life and death. Inscribed at the bottom of the plaque are the words, “We will never forget,” a mantra shared by all those who knew Funkhouser. “It’s still tough,” said Marty Passmore, Funkhouser’s for-
mer roommate, groomsman and best friend. “Live today, live in the present and enjoy it while you can; he was real big on that. He is greatly missed and will continue to be missed.” It was Passmore who had approached the ROTC program with the idea for both the
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