Uncle Andy's Digest - May 2014

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It's, "Jamaican hairstyle day", at work tomorrow, I'm dreading it.

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Caddying for the elderly beginner had required great patience. He was a bit shaky but he was dogged and he had sworn to break 100 before the summer was out. In fact there was a bottle of malt riding on it - his faithful caddie would receive it when the magic score had been broken. Then arrived a day when dogged persistence seemed about to pay off for both player and caddie. They were on the green at the eighteenth and only 97 strokes had been accounted for. Player and caddie were excited and in the grip of such emotion it was a small wonder that the player sent his first putt racing three yards past the hole. In a flash the caddie had dropped the flagstick, picked up the ball and was crying excitedly. "Well done, sir! You've done it! You've done it! Anyone would give you that."

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Are hummingbirds just regular birds that don't know the words?

Wife: You hate my relatives! Husband: No, I don’t! In fact, I like your mother-in-law more than I like mine. Uncle Andy’s Digest ...with May 2014

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