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THINGS TO DO AT UBC BEFORE YOU GRADUATE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14
Find The Ubyssey’s office in the basement of the suB make a mcgangbang at the mcDonald’s in the village at 3 a.m. go to Koerner’s when they finally reopen Buy a membership to the Birdcoop, never use it Have a doozy explore the steam tunnels Complete storm the Wall in a hot dog costume trick-or-treat at toope’s house Deface the Cairn Run as a joke candidate in the ams elections sleep through an exam shotgun a beer after a final shotgun a beer before a final shotgun a beer during a final
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miss the last bus back to your house, wander around aimlessly because you don’t want to pay for a cab Play campus golf angrily tweet at translink about full buses Walk down the Wreck Beach stairs to go to a bonfire, get carried back up them Rollerblade around campus in a bikini or speedo Have coffee with a stranger Have drinks with a dean Party and crash on someone’s floor in residence Do a semester abroad Play bocce on macinnes Field Find the uBC Farm spend 24 straight hours at iKB get dreads THE UBYSSEY
28 Change your major 29 Change your faculty your school 30 Change Come back to uBC 31 because of true love 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39
— and because it’s cheaper Wake up on a suB couch Wake up on the suB roof ace a final to barely pass a course ace an exam you didn’t study for Ruin the curve for the rest of the class because of your mark Have a epiphany about moral relativism Know the answer to a trivia question because of something you read in a suB bathroom Be forced to leave Pit Night because someone pulled the fire alarm 95 Things
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